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Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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Alright. The best, the, literally the best PlayStation game. And I actually think that there's a chance that this game this weekend could have more players than helldivers. It's unlikely, but it's possible. I'll tell you that. Yeah, this is way higher quality than PS5. Wow. God damn.

It's like a skin body. It's a Guna game? No, guys. No. No, no, we're playing the game for the plot. It has no, you don't understand, it has really good combat. This way to the wrongness. Okay, um...

Okay, give me a minute. Let me fight this guy, okay, good. Okay, uh, I gotta change the keybinding, so I'm not gonna worry about it right now though. Be the guard, okay. Okay, how do I... Okay, so I do like this, okay, this... Okay, what's control do? Okay, let's go. Oh, oh. It's a controller game. I beat Sekiro on a keyboard and mouse, okay?

But we're not, we're not doing any controller bullshit. Same? Yeah. Oh. Oh, who's this stupid bitch? Watch out. It's an unlisted native. That's Perry's E? Okay. Yeah. That's for. Fine, I'll get that, but something's good. Okay. Well, he dead, that was easy. Alright, let's go.

There's more. I got press E to Perry. I got, I got to change that. Oh, to use my beta skill. I don't want to be a beta. Got him. Okay, well, he's dead anyway, it's fine. Great, let's go.

Carry an attack. Uh-oh. Are you all right, me? A good body frame. Short ponytail for better frames, okay. It's first aid. Oh. Thank you.

Yeah, let me change that actually. I have my way of doing things. You guys can see the way of doing things works, except for the fact I got hit by like five things, but that's okay. Okay. Much smoother? Yeah. Damn. I'm popping to fuck off.

Let's get out of here before more of them show up. Okay. Rondybu point in sight. Alright, let's do it. This way. Watch out the garden is in sight. It is crazy how shameless this game is. It really is. Wow.

Uh-oh. We probably shouldn't stand in the fire, right? I'm not supposed to move. It actually... Oh, oops. It actually auto-focuses my camera that way. I'm not even kidding. This isn't looking good.

Let's go. We have to kill fat boy. Tiva let's join them all right let's kill fatty oh oh damn are they all dead god's life signs we're the only two left uh-huh eve eve pull yourself together listen to me we haven't completed our mission now it's just up to us to see this she got a big fucking sword Understand? I need to get that myself.

Uh-oh. Fat boy. That's the fat boy. Oh! Eve, are you ready? Let's get him. Alright, I killed this guy. How do I heal, by the way?

Damn, that was fast. How do I, uh... Oh, got him. How do I heal? Oh shit. Q? It's alright. right guy usually is AR for me oh that's exactly what I meant to do it wasn't an

alpha but it was a strong one mm-hmm you fought well even better than during training you're all together but then uh-oh uh-oh the damage to your body frame is serious we have to find the supply camp shit wait Eve I hear something Who is it? Eve, are you all right? She's good. Nah, guys, she's totally fine. Uh-oh.

Look at him. We gotta fight him? Oh, fuck, I think I do. Her? Is it a her? Here, friend. It's me you want. You can't win them all, right?

Get out of him. Damn. Well, that's just too bad, right? She was hot. too. Training any skills you want at camp kiosks, okay. I'll do that. Well, that's like the level up place, I bet. Looks like LA this week. This is what's going to happen if Shump doesn't stop those raids. It's quiet. Still, make sure to stay cautious. It's where the Alphineat by is. Uh-oh. Who's this guy? Don't worry, guys. Don't worry. I think that there's only one

actual male character. That way you don't feel like you're getting cugs playing the game. Yeah, it's okay. Now, get ready. I'll be supporting with the draw. Yeah, he's not even a guy. It's like, he's just, he's like just texting her or something. I hope that motherfucker dies.

For sure, man. So this must be eight or seven. Yes. This was the final battlefield. His text support? Yeah. It was also known as a truly colossal city. Something is falling from the sky.

A strange sensation. Oh. They don't have rain. Damn. We can admire the scenery later. We have a job to do here. All right, let's get it. Okay, I'm trying to figure out.

How did I do that, that dash thing? Falling debris. Be carefully. Okay. Um. What's this dog doing? Press F to acquire items, okay. Uh, F.

Alright, areas clear. I remember these things turned into, okay, no they don't. Okay, uh, operate, enter passcode. Okay, it doesn't even tell me what to do. We need the security code. Shit. We gotta go this way. Hey, investigate this place.

Oh, maybe I have to hold that. Oh, I see now. I see now, I get it. I didn't know what to do before because I was stupid. I understand it now. This is the Legion that was killed in the final war. Did she just? Never mind. Okay.

Can I open these? Oh, okay, it does give me boxes. It's a security code. Okay. Entry permit. Does it, it just tells me, right? tells me right. Okay, yeah, I, I, okay. We're not going back and forth on this bullshit. Like, we, we, we, no, bro, like, we just gonna do it. Yeah. Uh-oh.

It's because of the city's unstable terrain. They'll get used to it soon. Okay, let's go on the water. Control is dive. Okay. I'm getting to get some loop down at the bottom here. Obviously it's the first, water area in the game so hold f to a continuously collect items okay um wait how do i get up oh i guess like since she's a robot she can probably just like live underwater right yeah i guess she can auto loot in settings oh yeah yeah let me turn that on actually that's a good idea yeah give me a minute drone appearance wait what exterior oh they have the outfit changes okay damn okay okay Wait, I didn't mean to put that on.

Okay, uh, then you've got this one too. Man. Guys, what, what do you, what do y'all think? I feel like everybody's saying red. Yeah, yeah, okay, we're gonna do red as well. All right, let's go with that. And then what about actually, what about actually playing the game? Um, where does it say auto loot?

Sound display, graphics, accessibility, maybe? Where's auto loot in gameplay? Oh, on. Okay, good. I don't know why I didn't see that. I guess I was thinking about something else. Dude. Guys, this is... Is this really... Okay, well, only death remains in the city.

Well, that sounds pretty bad. And you can... wait, you can have her sit down? Oh my God. Okay, great. I don't think they had as many outfits whenever this game came out. Oh! Oh, Ho's mad.

It's a tight night, demon. Or a tight night fucking, whatever the hell this is. Is it gonna blow up? Yeah, I think it did. Okay. Tumblr... Oh, oh, I bet that's for my health. It's a machine that collects relics.

Okay, we got that. That's very good for me. I need that. Great stream? Yeah, what a good game, guys. What a great game. Can you play this game? with one hand. What's really funny is that this game's actually good. And so like everybody talks about like the character's appearance and everything. And like yeah, definitely, very cool. But the game is actually a high quality game, which I find to be kind of funny.

There's a Legion camp in a place like this. Okay, let's go over here. Is this it? Camps where you save your progress and get rest, okay? Sit to recover HP, your stored items become available vending machine to train skills okay activate camp okay nice use the shop skill settings okay so you can confirm a new skill change survival tree oh they literally just want me to do okay they just want me to do this all right i have to do that perfect dodge and allow you to avoid danger Okay, that's pretty simple. Yeah, of course I'd want that. Can only use once a successful parry. Okay, good.

Counters and stuns the enemy. Well, that's actually kind of good. I mean, like, that's decent. Makes it easier to perfect dodge. I feel like I should do that. Oh, that's actually really good. Wait, that's crazy. I should get that. Um, executes an ability from behind. Can only be used against enemies that aren't in combat. I don't know if I really want to go.

with that. Locked, locked and locked. Okay. So I think if I'm gonna go with anything else, I'm gonna do counter. Because I feel like I can parry a lot. Okay. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Oh, actually, let me rest. And that way I get the recharge too, right? He's simping out for him, got him. What was at the shop? Do you guys want to see the other outfits? I guess I could show that. What's wrong? True. It's nothing. Jesus Christ.

From here on, we have to stay alert, Eve. Great. Okay, let's stand. And, all right, let's go to the shop. We're going to talk to the shop. Okay, and usable items as well. Okay, shot grenade. I can't really buy any of those.

And I don't think that I can upgrade my heels yet, so I'm just not going to worry about it. Who's this guy? Oh. Damn! Fuck! Okay, let's practice that again. Got them.

All right. Oh. Oh. I think that parrying is just a better idea. Like, I like parrying more. We're just going to parry instead. Because I feel like Perry, um... I don't lose as many frames.

Like, it can animation cancel. Okay, so a potion is that? All right, that's good. Well, it's Legion, so compatibility shouldn't be an issue. Make sure to take everything. Oh, what I get? I got micro drives. Nice.

Be careful. You see the rapids below. Pretty simple. We'll go over here. Oh. It's a good thing this game has the yellow paint, or I would probably just be lost. I wouldn't know where to go.

That's what I was saying. Wow. I'm sure there are more supply boxes. Wow. So, look carefully. That's what it's like being good at the game. Okay. Oh, I hit the wrong button.

Oh, oops. Damn, I don't think I do it three times. Okay, balance. Okay, that's their shield gauge. Uh, you can parry as well. All right. Oh, he's fat. Let me heal. Got it. Ooh.

See, we're getting better. Let me go over here. Any more of them? That's what I thought. There's no way I go down that way. Oh. What the fuck? What did I just get? Damn, I didn't even know that. Okay, good. All right. So let's go over here. What is in... Who's it? What do you want? What do you want? Tab? Where's he at? Shit! Oh, oh, do it again, see what happens. Fuck out of here, we'll see.

Do it, see what happens. This is what it is, right? Yeah, I'm trying to get the timing down, okay? The Perry God, listen, listen, it's gonna take a, it's take a minute or two, all right? We're gonna be okay. Combo attack enhancement. Gear sockets to increase your combat effect. You can get more gear sockets.

Omniboxes unlock more of them. Okay. So I want to use gear. Okay, well that's just better. So, okay, great. I mean, I feel like that's super fucking simple. It's not only the game, but yeah, no, no, no, the game, I don't think the game is hard, I think game's fine.

I just fucked up and got hit. Tab to scan, okay. Are all the cities in a similar state? By comparison, this city is looking pretty good. After the colony extinction, most places were nothing but done. What we doing over here? Wait, there's a fusion cell. Ooh, we got one.

Let's open the car's head. I have to open it. Just by hitting it. Okay, let's loot this. Ooh, a cinematic. Fusion cell? It's a high energy compression matter. Next to that, Earth's night isn't dark yet.

Oh, it's the previous generation of the infinity cell. Ooh. Be sure to keep that. It's very valiant. Great. Every single one of her outfits is high heels, huh? Well, I can't go over there. Okay, maybe I go...

Maybe I go down here. What the fuck was that? Okay, he's dead. Oh shit, it's another one of those birds. Do it, see what happens. Okay, I'm actually fucked. Do it, see what happens. Okay, I feel like the perfect carry window is actually pretty big.

Yeah, it's not a... tight as I would imagine. Like especially compared to like other games. Uh, okay, I don't have the, I don't have the thing. I gotta find that. I'm already at all, all my heels. Memory sticks fry. Can I go up there? There's no way, right? Uh, I guess not, no. Okay. I thought. I was wrong. Okay. We gotta find out how to get in that box. I don't think it, damn, that's just bright.

We're looking around. Looking try harder? I'm doing my best, guys, okay? Uh-oh. Damn. Oh, my God. They got the raccoons coming in here. That's a lot of them.

Attack the drum. What? Kill him? Damn! I think I'm dead. I got to run. I got to run. We got to be super careful here.

No mistakes. No mistakes. That's one down. Two down. I got no heels. No! You guys need to see my health. Give me a...

Oh shit. I wasn't ready. I'm actually one hit. I have no heels and no health. Yep. All right. Give me a minute. Let me move my thing up.

There we go. Okay, that's better. Okay, let's go. Try that again this time. Looking actually hard. Wait, what do you mean by that? Okay, let's go. I will hit the barrels.

I can't run. I can't run. Did that even kill him? Oh, oh! Oh, there it is. There it is. Now we're making progress. Where the ho's at?

That was easy. Right? Jesus. You must die. Okay, yellow is Dodge. Damn. We're going to learn. We're going to learn.

Not immediately, but like, in like, uh, three hours we're going to learn. I took a lot of damage there. A lot of damage I didn't need to take. You didn't play us. on PS5, only a little bit. I'll play the demo and then I played the game a little bit more, but that was about it. Let me guess. It's another cock sucker. He did. Get the fuck out of here, pussy. See, that went way better. Hello? Okay, so I get more energy. Okay, nice.

There we go. All right. Um, so is there anywhere I need to go here? No. There's no yellow paint so that means I'm safe okay there are traces of markers left behind by let's go this way uh yeah we go here come on go up go up I thought's the yellow paint is that not yellow I guess it I guess it's not wait oh oh oh I see I see you got to go this one oh oh okay ooh boxes nice would I get out of that I have no fucking idea Okay, now we go up here. And what's over this way?

Road closed. Just jump over this shit. Can I go up there? Wait, can I? How does this work? No, there's no way I can do that. Okay, I thought I could, but there's like... That's a lot.

Do more? Okay, all right, I'll try it again. Give me a minute. Okay, move. Okay. Rotate? Wait, oh shit, I hit the wrong button. Not yet? Yeah, I don't think I can do it.

I gotta get momentum on it. That's the problem. Decades have passed since the Natibos. Edo 7's Silent Street. Is that the one that I just passed? The memory stick still has the security code registered. It also has record of a message log. Is that the one I passed? No? Okay.

I'm so good at this game. Let's go up here. You have to cross here. You see the last. I know how this works. Which is gonna ban you? Yeah, for sure. The water level is too low.

Try using the plank. I have to push it. Okay. This is creative problem solving. It's pretty challenging, but luckily I'm really smart, so I'm able to do things like this. And let me go down into the water and see if there's anything. Oh shit, there's a box. Okay, so we gotta get that box.

How do we get the box? Let me see. Oh, I'll push one of these over there, and then I'll jump on top of it. Super simple. Okay. See, this is because we're smart, boys. Easiest loot of my life. Okay, and let's go over here.

Jump over this. And now we should be able to go on the ladder, too. Perfect. Amazing. And now I get my heel. That's good, because I fucked up a lot on this. I do feel like, let's see, have I gotten enough to where I can do a new skill?

Let me see if I did or not. So I feel like I probably should, like, I should wait until I get perfect dodge, right? Like, that's also really good, too. Counter two. Makes it easier to put perfect. Yeah, I'm gonna just, fuck that. I'm gonna wait and get that.

Wow. So now I have to go down here. Smartest American? I know. Oh shit, I took fall damage. Try putting diffusion cell you have here. Can't put them all right. Damn, this dude's got a lot of health.

Oh, bro, just let me hit you. There you go. He got them shields and shit, man. They need to turn that shit off. How the fuck am I supposed to be able to beat that? Let me actually do something real quick. It might sound stupid, but this is just the way, this is the way my brain works.

I need to change this. Uh, Q and R. Where is it? Because R is always my heel button. It sounds stupid, but like, it's always the heel button. Nice. Okay. So, we did that, and now we go back.

Let's, let's go. Reload HP. No, I'm okay. Operate. Nice. It opened the door. Okay, let me double check. down this way first. Ooh. Is this what I think it is? Yeah, there's a lot of damage.

What the fuck? Okay, he's dead. I like how I like whenever games have dismemberment options. I feel like that makes the, okay, where does this say? Uh, B, O, A, K, zero R. Easy. We smart. Okay. Yeah. And is there anything else? Oh, this one here. Hello? The network has been destroyed. That sounds pretty bad. Okay, let's look around here.

Mini-game engagement? Sure. I'll heal myself too. Shit. Amateur X, my shield's active. Okay. Oh, I get it. Yeah, yeah.

Can I just do like an assassination on this, dude? No, it doesn't really work. Oh, I get it now. I see. Bitch. Oh. I need you three there. Easy enough. Hello? What's this?

Adam? What is this? Don't you know this already? It's a map. A map? How do you synchronize the location on the map? Oh, she's a zoomer, so she doesn't understand. She doesn't know how maps work. She dumb. Okay, uh, let's go... Fuck. Uh, I gotta get this way.

Yeah, there it is. advanced polymer material. I'm sure I needed that. Hello? I tried to parry. It didn't work. Oh. Oh. Nice try. Just go get it. The crack is quite deep. It's going to be difficult to pass. You just go on the edge. We'll have to go across. Pass the parking tower. This game is, uh, uh, it's really something, man. Oh, let me heal. Got them. Okay. I got to be. Careful, I'm out of heels now. I've been making a lot of fuck-ups. If this guy, I swear to God.

Okay, good. All right, I was worried for a minute there. Okay, we've got to go around. Can I open the door? Of course I can't. Imagine being able to open the door whenever you first encounter it. Of course I can't do that. What's she doing?

Nice. Body Corps, Max, HP. Oh, that's really good. good. It's too I didn't find more of those. Yeah, we need to get a lot more of these. Ooh, what's this? Oh, oh, I see. Supply camp. What's that? It's a thing. It's a depot set up by the airborne squad who came here before.

Looks like it's been abandoned for a long time. How come they set up a camp in a corner like this? Well, the supply camp also serves as an important base. this parking lot important. It's a very important parking lot. It could also mean that this place is very dangerous. It's one of the most important parking lots actually. Then I guess this place could be useful for us. So how do I find out where to buy more outfits for?

Uh, upgrade your exospines, craft nano suits and... Oh crap, okay, nanosuits. How do I do that? Uh, activate the camp. Okay, yeah, this is the... Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. She's a butterface. What are you fucking retarded? Okay, so we've got a weapon power enhancement. Okay, good.

And that looks like, okay, so now the number is bigger than it was, which makes that that's really good. And use the shop as well. I don't need any of those. Ban that guy? Why? Why? That'd be weird, bro. Like, we're gonna ban people for being gay?

Like, I don't know about that. Seems kind of fucked up. Press 3 to go to survival train? Select blink. Wait, I don't want to do blink. I don't want it Attempting a fatal attack Oh shit

Nice Yeah it's pretty fucking simple It's pretty fucking simple It's pretty fucking You just press space Like Oh it didn't work Wait what

Oh I gotta wait for my sword to do the thing That's the problem Alright let's try one more time Yeah I see I don't even think about it The game literally does it for me Oh, faddy, get out of here, fat bitch. Okay, I think I'm done, right? Tab C, okay, uh, tab, what's tab, tab C, okay.

That was easy. Okay, so I, I didn't even want that. Repulso, uh, well, why would I want that? I already got another one. I already got that. It makes it easier, easy. See, we gotta get this parry shit, bro. Like, this survival thing is crazy.

So, recharges more beta. attacks, beta chain. Okay, well we got, we gotta get a lot of these, but I feel like the first thing we go is perfect Perry, right? Like, that's, that's number one. Okay, and I should probably get a heel, right? Rest. Beta! Yeah. About yesterday. Thank you for saving me. Yeah. You even, wait, you get to keep her outfit on during the cinematics. That's nothing really. Though I have used up almost all of the exosbine materials I wouldn't have expected that. That's a lot. Wow.

It's all right. That now means we can help each other. What are they going to fight? Oh. We can track down the Alfa Natiba together. And well, I'd have trouble making it out here by myself anyway. We've got to look at the other outfits. If you can locate the Hall of Records, you'll have done more than enough.

Listen, don't worry. I promise I'll make sure to repair you So this is These are the kind of robots That they need to have in real life Like I don't know why they haven't done this yet Okay how do I

How do I upgrade this shit again Like I'm trying to see like it says ex Exo spine Okay I don't think I can make an exos spine Can I? It says Tumblr repair console Okay I can't do anything with that Yeah

I don't think so Yeah This is the shop Yeah later Okay, I was about to say, I was gonna fuse. Dead. I killed the box. Uh, am I supposed to run into that?

Uh, duh. Hello? I remember this is the first boss. Look. Oh shit. What do you want? Wait, it's not? Adam, get back.

Damn. Nope. No, bitch. Fuck. No bitch. Damn! I gotta heal. Oh, that's ass. No, bitch.

Break his shield. Idiot. Get out of here, Fatty! Get out of my life! Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Got him. Wow. Easiest game of my life.

You defeated it, Eve. Amazing. Amazing. It wasn't an alpha-nateiba. Damn. It wasn't, but still so strong. He's trying to get her ego up, didn't know. Things will only get harder. Maybe.

Anyway, please show me the next route, Adam. Right, hold on. Let me take a look at the map data. Nice. As the crow flies, the Hall of Records isn't too far from here. But an entire block is submerged. We have to find a way to cross. Oh.

Are you saying that there's no way? I found it. What is it? You see the sign behind the stone statue? There's a transportation device there that you can use. What? You really think that these abandoned devices are still going to work? Yes.

Well, the supply camp was in one piece. Let's just try to stay positive. Uh-huh. Positive. Sure. That wasn't so bad. We beat that pretty easily. And now we can get the better perfect parry. Yeah, that's really good. And I get to heal, too.

Activate the camp. Ooh. Okay, and let me do this. Skill settings. Yeah, we're gonna get the better perfect Perry 100%. Yeah, because like that's just, it's not even a question, right? It's just like obviously the best decision. Okay, and let me fucking rest too. Get all my shit back. Is this devil may cry or Wukong?

Uh, I mean, I don't really know what I would say the game is like. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's, yeah, I'm not sure. Near Alamana, yeah, like, I don't really played that a lot, so I don't know. Where it is? Oh, I didn't realize that's how it worked. Oops. Okay.

Easy enough. See, I got to upgrade that. There's another one over there. I got to deal with two of them at a time now. Motherfucking. There it is. Nope. The shit does a lot of damage.

Damn, what the fuck Almost die Rigged fucking game Okay, there we go We're fine now It's okay Let's go this one Oh shit

I'm gonna just do a little bit of this Blow up, blow up See what happens Are you kidding me What a bunch of bullshit Fuck this I can't I can't move

I'm actually gonna die I'm gonna die I can heal again Oh! Got him. I'm out of all my heels because I decided to go in agro. I thought I would blow that up, but it'd be, but it didn't work. Okay, let me open this. What's in the box?

Boss easy, Normie's wreck. Exos. Oh. Okay, they can be upgraded at repair consoles. Okay, so let me see. ExoSpine. I get a chain exos spine. Okay. Uh, I feel like that's good, right? want to use that. Okay, attack power of combos level two or higher. Well, I feel like I want, I want the highest level combos that there are possible. Okay, let's go around this one. I basically

just agroed everything. I shouldn't have to be smart here. I got, I got to run away. I have to be super careful. I can't make any more mistakes. I'm about to die. I'm dead. I'm 100% dead. I'm actually, I'm just dead. I'm gonna lock in. Guys, I'm gonna lock in. I'm about to lock in. I haven't locked in yet, I will. I'm gonna lock in in like five minutes.

Oh, it's that, that shit. We're not dead yet. We're just extremely close to being dead. We're just basically dead. Okay, good. You should both your hands? Yeah, that's totally what's holding me back, guys. Yeah.

100%. Okay, so... I didn't really see where I needed to go. Oh, I see. It's this thing. Let's talk to this. Easy enough. Does it auto save between camps?

I mean, I would kind of assume so, right? How do I unlock this? Oh! Oh, I thought I had to... Oh, okay. Maybe I have to open both one. Oh, I had to get both of the Gatorade bottles. That makes sense. I wonder what that is.

what that is. That must be a camp. It's a good thing they zoomed in on that or I wouldn't know where to go. Okay, perfect. Currin area lets you do it? Yeah. As I said, like whenever I played this last time, it was a long time ago, so I don't really remember shit about this game. Okay, so what do I want to do now? So we have our skills and then we also have survival. I could do counter one. I could also do dodge. I feel like threat detection's pretty good. Let's go ahead and do this. Yeah, like I don't know what the, I don't know what the right decision is, okay? Like, I'm just a fucking idiot. So I just go and I just put whatever and also like if I'm getting these points really fast, I might as well just start putting in putting these in and doing it. There's no

wrong decision. Uh, I don't know about that. I'm sure if there is, I'll be able to find it. I don't know which way I'm supposed to go, but we'll try and go this way first. Oh, that's, okay, that's the way I was, that's where I was at. So let's go the other way first, too, because remember, that's like a, oh, what kind of dog is that? Oh, what are you doing? Hey, son of a bitch. God, see, I did the thing. That's me.

Those things were kind of hard to kill. I had to heal twice. I wonder which way I'm supposed to go. He did the thing? I did. That's what it means to be a warrior. That's an elite cock suffer. No, bitch. I flawless that.

Why can't I just do that all the time? I will. Oh shit. What do you want, bitch? Damn. And now I get to open the door too. Wow. That's me.

Don't forget the scan as you go along. Oh, you're right. I do need to do. that more don't i you're right oh oops wrong one so opens up my my uh my steam thing okay um it says enemy i wonder what that is that's an enemy okay um okay this is going to be a problem let's kill this one all right and we're going to go in here and talk to this girl i'm in combat with what oh with this ball wait they blow up on me why I know they could do that hello me that shit bro like I don't know what the fuck she's talking about

okay so all right we got to kill this guy all right here's how we're gonna do it we're gonna go in here we're gonna kill him that's right we're going fat bitch oh I've cut half. Don't tell me I gotta do the... what? Huh? Oh, I did it. That wasn't too bad. Nice. Oh, we got this one too. Now I opened this one up too. Perfect. Israel attacked. Yeah, I'll pull that up in a little bit. Uh, like I, I didn't, I don't know why they would do that whenever I'm playing a game. Like, I, like, why, why couldn't they just do it earlier before I started? annoying man fuck okay yeah no I how would they have to do it now give me a minute okay so yeah I guess I'll just go this one it's annoying I know oh what the

fuck oh save the game I don't need to I'm fine I probably need to this one This one's alive, I can tell. I just look at him. I feel like with that grab, like, I mean, you can just get him every time. Ooh! Feeling good! To get to the transportation device. Oh, fuck.

That's a big dog. And I don't have any heels either. What? Okay, I see this is three. I gotta be smart. Damn. I think that I'm a little bit too, uh, I'm too used. to Expedition 33 where like with the with the parries there i've got to be so perfect with the parries

but with this it really doesn't i really don't have to be honestly wait i think i'm going the wrong way yeah i went this way and that way okay i got it oops you can change the perry window hint h activate a fusion so wait is it literally telling me to play the game differently because i'm So oh okay well I don't need to go there. I'll go this one. Well I feel like I already got that right? I mean That's crazy got you twice. It's sad, isn't it? That one's pretty easy Doing nose. Damn, he didn't even do anything I feel like I'm doing really good damage Okay, now I have to fight and kill this thing wrong fucking garbage. Okay, got him

Okay, now maybe I can get the thing It's killer be killed? Oh, I'm getting killed. Okay, so there's got to be a ladder up here or something, right? Okay, can I can I move up there? Oh, oh, I see I can tell that's a cop sucker. You can see the slightly different coloration It's like looney tunes. It's like every time you knew where the guy was gonna come out from because the barrel would be like slightly differently animated Super fucking simple. Oh, wait a minute, hold up Hold up. Oh, I had to go over there. Oh shit.

Okay, let's figure this out. No, there's no way. In a car? There's no car? Yeah, am I crazy? I don't know where the fuck it is. Yellow paint? Yeah, bro. Like, oh, I see, I see now. See, I was looking for yellow paint.

I wasn't looking for a yellow painted block. That's confusing for me. It's just one of those days, guys. It's one of those days. Okay. Oh shit Okay, let's get that Down the car

I'm gonna get it Okay, here we go Maybe I get my thing here The fuel cell Okay, maybe not Let's go this one Focus up I'm trying

Oh, this car That must be the fusion cell I did it guys Wait, damn So they were trying to tell me to do that for like an hour, A little embarrassing. Nice. Okay.

Open Doro. The road is submerged. I know. But it's our only option. I forgot if there's underwater combat in this game or not. Hopefully not. That's scary. Okay.

Maybe I need to go in through here. Operate. I can't. Okay, no, there's not. Let's go in here. Move that. That better not be a bad boy, right? Oh, I see.

The Eve Protocol begins. Oh, shit. Let's go the other way before I check over there. So they're bombing people over there? Is that what's going on? That's kind of crazy that that happened today. Like, wow. For science?

Damn. A newth just hit? No, no, no. Okay, give me a minute. Let's see it. Um, it's got that weird thing and then the B. Okay. Easy. Open Sesame. Oh, I had to push through it. Okay. I see now. Do I go down or up?

Oh, I can see an item down there. Okay, so I'm assuming probably up, right? Yeah, I guess it's probably up. Oh, I see. It's just like this little thing. I get it. Okay. Easy enough. Okay. Um, let's do this and activate the camp. Got it. My drinks. This game's insane? Yeah, it's a lot, man.

It's a, it's a really in-depth game. Okay, so... I feel like I should probably get that. I feel like that's actually pretty good too. Uh, I guess ambush is actually really good too. Yeah, let me just get ambush. Cause like that's like if I walk up on somebody and I can do that if they're not in combat. I just don't know I don't know how to like a Do this give me a second. Let's go this one

Where's the transportation device? Try activating this monorail panel. Oh this here. Oh, it's broken. Oh, it's broken. No worries. Let's check the power control room under the stairs What about on here? Anything good in here? I thought I get something special apparently fucking not Oh, I don't want to jump down. That would be bad. Asma, missing World War III to Goon? Dude. Just let me at least get through this, okay? Let me at least get through this.

Okay. You have to reorganize the code in order to restore power. Three, eight. Okay. That does work. Now what? That's great. What's this?

Try activating the monorail panel again. We gotta do it again. Was that autism? Uh... Something is heading our way. Don't worry. That's whenever I talk to her girl. Not whenever I look at one.

This ancient electronic device is our transport. Ancient electronic device. Alright then. After you. Okay, let's go. Did he cut her head off? I bet they didn't show that. Eve, are you all right?

I was just remembering something from yesterday. Yeah. Wait, all that shit happened in one day. This city... So quiet. So lonesome. Well, that's what happens when a city becomes devoid of humanity. Eve.

What are you going to do after you defeat the Elph and Etibaba? All airborne squad members exist for one sole purpose. All we must do is complete the mission. You mean the extinction of all Neitibus? Right. To kill every single one of them. of your existence that's to snuff out another species. It's just a robot.

No fun in that. Damn. This is a nice place. Lemme out, bitch. Do you want to get off? Yes. What's here? Okay.

And can I open this door? What's in the box? That looks like a loot box. Nanosuit affects Eve's appearance. Okay. That's what we've been waiting on. Okay, perfect And let me see Is there anything else I gotta go and look at over here

Looks like, nah, not really I can scan, I guess, and check Oh no, there is some shit over here But then how the fuck do I get that? Oh, look, it's from the other direction, I get it ABC never stopped scanning Is that what it's called? Okay, so we gotta go around

Flooded commercial sector Damn Looks like this used to be a plaza Except it's underwater now Damn. The good thing is you won't have to go in the water. The hall of records is that way. Oh, that's convenient.

Okay, let's go this way and get that thing. It might be best to stay away from the water. That's a big boy, isn't it? So can I just assassinate this guy? Oh, he does a lot of damage. What the hell? What the hell is that? Oh, maybe I was supposed to shoot that. Let's go up here.

Got him. Got him twice It's for the gun later? Yeah, that's what makes sense, right? Okay, let's go this way. And I don't need to go into water right now, so let's just not do that.

I don't know which way I'm supposed to go. I feel like I can go any way I want. I guess I'm going to go this way. Actually, I'm going to go the other one. Yeah, I'm going to go this way. I only have one heel left. I'm not really good. Yeah, I can look at the Iran.

stuff and just a bit but i want to focus on this right now just because i'm i'm literally just playing the game right now but i'll look oh oh get the fuck out of here do it see what happens do it see what happens that's the fuck up man oh got it that was annoying i can't believe i got hit by that that was one hit too that did a lot of damage oh fuck i messed up what do you want that's It does feel really good to use. That outfit's crazy? Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Just a little bit, right? It's not shameless or anything, right? Of course not. Nice. Okay. And I guess I can't go this way. I can't go that way. I went that way.

And now we go this way. What do you want? Okay, that was easy. Oh. Operate. Not authorized You can only activate it with the right Fuck, so I ran over here for nothing

We have things to do Shit! Okay, let's go up this one We gotta go back I wasted my goddamn time World War III is here Uh, yeah, it seems kind of like It seems like we got a bit of a World War III situation going on

It's not necessarily what a lot of people would hope for Most people didn't want this to happen But it is Okay This game's more important right now Well I was waiting for like a place to pause I gotta find my next uh We scan again

I gotta scan way more Oh I see Let's go with this Oh I'm coming in from the other side I get it now Nice Easy enough Okay now I open this

Oops. Oops. Give me a minute. I'm a big idiot. I'm a big dumb idiot, guys. I'm sorry. Shopping done. Let me end this bitch.

Okay. God damn. Okay. Let me just look at this and how do I save? I feel like we made a lot of progress in one day, honestly. That was a lot. Do you need airborne squad members from the colony often? Not really.

Uh-oh. Yesterday I just happened to be around the area. I've never seen such a large-scale airborne operation. Why did you save me? I'm not really sure. It just felt right like I was meant to. It's hard to describe. It's just a short and tense feeling.

Nice. The robot should be more roboti. Yeah, I don't like the fact that it's a male robot. It makes me, uh, makes me insecure. You know, like, uh, what the fuck, man. It auto saves okay, it did say. I, uh, I'm gonna be honest. Like, I played this game a little bit on PS5.

I might play more of it tomorrow. I will look at, apparently there's like literally a war going on. And so I was gonna watch that. I mean, it sounds like kind of like, it sounds kind of bad, but like, uh, I want to see. I want to see what's going on. Like, I'll probably play more of it tomorrow. I don't know if I will or not. I'm gonna find, I'm not finished yet.

shut the fuck up. Yeah, everyone says World War III all the time. I mean, I'll tell you this, right? I mean, if you've got people that are going out and starting wars and shit, and there's bombing happening, I mean, like, that's it. All right. Okay, 40 seconds seconds. Okay, so I did save.

All right, so we're fine. Israel is attacking the capital of Iran. So, like, what the fuck is this? Like, I, so let me get this straight. So I play a video game. For five minutes. I go, I, I, I, I, I, I, I stop doing this shit for five fucking minutes. And it's a bunch of wars.