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Episode Date: May 14, 2026

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I know. We got Broccoli Boy getting packed up. It's about time. I'm getting out the street. No, you're not. I always try it after I fucking do that. Who don't f***? How are you, bro?

When an entitled YouTuber pushes officers too far, they decide to bring him in. But they're unaware of the lengths he's willing to go to turn this situation into content. What? It is around 3 a.m. on the morning of Saturday, November 15th, 2025.

And these Miami Beach police officers stationed on Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, Florida, have reached their patience limit. That's a bingo. two-year-old YouTuber Jack Dority, who broke away from his group and attempted to engage officers to create content for his channel in the middle of the roadway. So he was starting trouble with the officers himself? Creating a safety hazard.

You're a fucking idiot. Despite multiple warnings, Jack continued recording the video, even ignoring his friends as they told him to stop. As a final warning, officers told him that they would arrest him if he didn't comply, to which Jack replied, once I'm done with this, bet. And now, as officers... By the way, do you remember what I said about nuisance streaming? again that every single time it escalates to a crime.

Every single time, it's only a matter of time. Move to make good on that warning. They have no idea that Jack is far from done recording them on this day. Bet. No. I got it. I got it. I got it.

You don't want to go need them. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. No. The security guard.

Do you want to go to? Go to sidewalk now You want to go with him? Go on a sidewalk now, okay No, no, I'm telling, I'm chill, jump, jump, jump, now. You want to be gone. We tell you to get on the street on the fucking street. All right, I'm getting out the street. I'm getting out the street. No, you're not.

After I do that, who the fuck are you, bro? I was trying to walk out the street. Doesn't matter, bro. Fucking finally, we have cops that just do not put up with this shit. I love this. the fuck are you. Thank God. This is what needs to happen every single time. Cannabis. Uh-oh, someone's been a bad boy.

Oh no. We don't know. Can you get off for you? Yeah. You have to like side it off your wrist. You can't take it off anyway. MDMA. Oh, dude.

That's bad. But no, you really can't take it off that way, sir. He hit the going to do. Yep, yep. True. A lot of instances of that. This motherfuckers think they're funny. I get you. I'm just telling you.

I know. I just tell you. We told them a bunch of times. No, no, no. It's not even that. No, you're cool. I was telling you, genuinely, I apologize on his behalf. No, and I, I would say your apology.

He does not want to fuck around with it. Yeah. I'm not tripping. Security guard Security guard immediately roaches out on him Can we get to get my watcher somewhere or no What is the water still? No, but you have to like untake, yeah, thank you.

Can you tell him to pull up here, my friends? He can take it out, he can take the watch out for five. We'll do that on the station, man. My root, can I just take it off? We go to that on the station? No. Oh, no, he's going to jail. You really don't take it.

No, just shut the fucking door. Oh, no. I love this guy. That's how we got to learn. It's how we got to learn. With officers finding three hand-rolled suspected cannabis cigarettes, and half of an orange oval-shaped pill marked with a three, consistent with a Schedule 2 amphetamine,

Jack is immediately brought to the station. He hitting that math? And this is where his entitled behavior leads him to pull another. move that he will soon regret. No way. No way you're fucking. No way you're fucking around at the police.

Are you retarded? How do you do this? You'll ask them when you get a chance. Yeah. How long will take me to get out of this like genuinely? I don't know.

I don't know. As soon as the judge call you in then you'll be fine. That's my favorite part about this is the drive back. to the station with the crashing out suspect in the back and the police officer, I don't know. I just could you just shut the fuck up? Mike just, that's my favorite part.

They're respectful. So you know, I'm not trying to like you take that. Uh-huh. He's a mega retardant? I'll answer it. Um, I'll answer it later on. Sorry. Tell me you on how long will say?

I, because I don't know. How long do you guys? Uh, I don't know. Uh-huh. Probably no. Probably tomorrow, maybe. Oh, no. This is just a pit stop.

Just a pit stop. Uh-oh. Take them out and beat them up. It's about time. How are you guys? How are you? Pretty good, mate. Yeah.

So now, you know. I'm sorry. You know how these guys make a lot of money, by the way, is so they do their street. but the stream actually is a loss leader for them running an only fans agency and then taking these girls money that's what they do they farm out these girls and then take all their only fans money they're basically like pimps clavony's the same is smart like i talk to um i guess i can't say who um but if he ever admits it i'll confirm it i talked to him about it because at the time this was like

years and years and years and years ago. I was like, actually, you know what? I'm not going to tell the story. I know my friend. We got you. No, where is you? You have the rights and reign silent. Everything you will, right?

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See how it is. Oh, no. He wants to farm, yeah. All right. This is what's going to happen. I'm going to remove the ankle from you. Listen. Oh, yeah.

And then take your jewelry out. Okay. Socks, sneakers, put it on top of the cobwe. Yes? Top of the what? Come. This might seem like a simple order. Yeah.

But to Jack, it's about protecting his jewelry. jewelry and he won't even hesitate to instruct officers on how to preserve it. Unfortunately not, really. Unfortunately not. Tomorrow. Hopefully. Hopefully. Sorry, sorry.

I'm sorry. This isn't problematic. This is fine. Yeah. Oh, he's going to scratch my shit up. No, I'm, I'm suing. He just starts laughing. He goes, you scratch my watch.

The cops like, I got insurance on these things. Yeah, I got insurance on these things. Yeah. Yeah. You guys need to be like careful. Yeah, of course. Of course.

What's crazy is that like the police officers, they're so good at just simply, okay, so what do I need to tell you for you to get in the box? I'm going to take great care of it. We're not going to mess it. That's right. Okay. Yep. Now just do the thing.

Just tell you whatever you need to hear. I'm not signing about that. Of course, bro. Can I bend it, yeah. His friends I was out? I don't know. Because I don't think he wants to hand that over for them. Uh-huh.

I'll do anything to give him this so it doesn't have to be here. Please. No, no, I go. Just my jewelry. I'll do anything. I'm down for that. Let him. He got his phone, right?

Yeah, it's right here. Yeah. Let him make a phone call. Thank you. And, you know, they can take all the jury. boss man jack yes sir when you're giving the order dog you gotta do that like you could have avoided all of this i know i wish i could have but like ready right when i was getting out where i turn around and boom my security guard was there trying to blame his security guard are you kidding me this guy's had your back for years

holy shit what a little fucking rat oh my god yeah no i know i'm not gonna like you make excuses you know yeah i don't come to this nation Look how reasonable these guys are. They're like, okay, you want your friend to get your jewelry? Yeah, sure, whatever. They don't care. You got my location? How come?

Dave has the location, but you can pick up my jewelry. You should. Pick out my jewelry, you know? Uh-huh. You're going to put all the jewelry in the bag? Matter of fact, yeah, put it out on the bag. He's going to go back out and go into your car or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. And then he got it. We'll walk him in or whatever. Look how reasonable they are. Like, hey, you can get this and get his... Yes. It is all his...

The person he's getting to all that hurt to him that goes into OI. I don't want nothing... Uh-huh. I'm trying to tell him to come here. Why the fuck are they doing this? Yo. Because it makes it easier. It makes it easier.

And these cops probably don't hate them. They just like... Do you think about the amount of crackheads and hissing and swamp hags? and bog hags and crackhors that they have to drag in here kicking and screaming, biting, spitting, like throwing up, like just like literal fucking like monsters

from the Witcher 3 of like you imagine how much this isn't a problem for them? Think about it. Really? Just be reasonable. This is nothing. You know me? Hello, hello. I'm just being honest. It's just not working.

Mm-hmm. Here, I'll put it right here. All right. Take your drilling off, man. Come on. Sorry, sir. I'm just trying to tell him to get here. Oh, no.

Just take up, while you're doing that, take off of the drill. So you can give it off. You got his 13? No? Not yet. You up here? Yeah, where are you? All right, where are you?

We're watching there right now. Okay, back. Tell him to have his driver's license and everything's ready. ID. You have your ID? What are his ID? Put someone, just have Dave or whoever has their ID. Whoever has their ID?

How do you not always have your ID? Really? $400. No, $300. One, two, two, three, three, four, five, six, seven. $400. $400. Six, seven.

No, no. I never give it to him. This kid is brain-bodied. out of his mind. Nice and neat, yeah. Okay, so one here. Alright? No, no.

Try you just give them hand. We have to do it. We have to do it. Alright, y'all. All right. All right. Three right here. Four.

Thank you. Right. We have a separate bag first so don't scratch it up, you know? You don't got a separate bag? The watch. What is. It's going to scratch it up. You can't scratch it.

We got you. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys. Yourself, right? Can you, uh... What you do to breathe?

Isn't it crazy that... Wait. He was recording this? You... Made an exception. You to make a phone call. Yes? Yes.

And I told you not to record. But you are recording. I don't know. So you know what's going to happen now? All these are going with you, the UK. We're not giving this anybody else. I can just delete the video. No, take your shoes off.

Pro. Right? Take your shoes off. What? What, bro, I don't get it. What? Wait, what do you mean? Wait, what? Can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, now, bro, the first thing, bro, like, just grab that watch, chunk that shit in there.

Take your shoes off. Take your shoes off. Take your shots off. All right. Hey, call that Sire 10-0-07. Somebody picking these others. See, they tried to work with it. They tried to be reasonable.

They tried to be nice. They did. This is the fucking guy, man. Hey y'all, it's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair.

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Damn. Hey, I'm going to TGK. Everything's going to TGK. What a fucking idiot. Can you imagine how mad they are after they made all these exceptions for him? Oh yeah, okay, cool. And he was still fucking around? Right in there?

Probably funny. Trying to be funny. I wasn't trying to be funny. Okay, come. Uh-huh, okay. Oh, man. Fucking got him. Fucking, oh, man.

Oh, man, I love it. Brightness Slammer, I know. He's in the box. Oh, silly, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, we're trying to help him out. Yeah, yeah.

We're trying. Making a second. Yeah. It'll be fun. You wasn't even going to wait. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.

That's right. Now you gotta wait till at least 6 o'clock in the morning. Oh, man, I love this. That's right. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. He did. He was playing it multiple times, man.

He told you. I had no idea. Nobody told me anything. Hey, no. No, no, no. It's cool because everything is good. It's cool. Care you?

Yeah. You can't. Huh? We can't. And you know, no, I hear you. No, I can't do it. No, wait. You don't say anything.

Hey, I know what you're coming from. Okay, you, man. I'm doing. But I'm going to ask what I mean. The resistance is one of them. Oh, man. He's even getting resisting for this. Oh, geez.

Possibly potential, uh, possession. What is that? What is that? For substance. I caught it. Mm-hmm. Understand that? Yes.

Uh-huh. Even after realizing the full impact of his actions, Jack's desperate attempt to apologize only becomes another display of his vanity. Okay. You're taking it with you to TGK, bro. What is that mean? He goes to TGK with you. He goes to TGK with you. But then when I like, do you like to get it?

Yeah, they'll give him back. Yeah, of course, huh? All right. Yeah. I just don't know, no, no, no. They're going to do anything. No, no, no. No.

Yeah, yeah. Huh? No one out of me out. Hopefully tomorrow, man, but probably not in the morning anymore, you know? No. Oh. Hey, I try help you, man. All right.

All tried to help him. Jack Doherty was charged with felony, possession of controlled substance without prescription. Wow. Misdemeanor, resisting without violence, possession of cannabis. He was later released on a $3,500 cash bond. But true to his nature, Jack continued milking the incident for constriction. after his release. Even uploading footage officers had accidentally recorded on his phone after not realizing the camera was still running. In a later interview with TMZ, Jack described the arrest as the worst day of his life.

Worst day ever. Yep. I mean, he was stuck in a small... Working as intended. ...self for five hours before being moved to a larger holding room for another 10 hours. He even warned others to stay away from jail while still managing to put his entitlement on full display. It now seems like Jack is used to using the experience to create even more police-related content for his channel, continuing to profit off the incident, at least until another group of officers decides to draw the line and take him in again. Whether you're on patrol, on the couch, or in an interrogation room, what are you wrong? What a fucking idiot.

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And that's what you get, man. He's guilty for being a little shit. Nobody cares about the weed or whatever. Let's be real. Well, I care about him getting in the middle of the road, causing problems and being obnoxious. That's what I care about. I think it's It's just so annoying. So, yeah, anyway, no, this is fucking hilarious. I'm so glad this guy got arrested. Who's more annoying? This guy or Johnny Somali?

Definitely. Oh, wow. Actually, you know what? That's a really tough one. Holy shit. Do I really have to pick? Oh, my God. Yeah, maybe you're, yeah, maybe, wow.

That's, that's hard for me really to decide. I mean, like, holy shit. Johnny Somali? Yeah, but Jack Dordy. So the reason why I might not agree with that is because Jack Doherty also, like, there's another big issue is that he also has like a huge ego about it, right? He thinks of himself as like this famous, popular, you know, cool guy. So I think that's another big difference. So it's like, I don't know.

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