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I can't believe this. I really, this is shocking to me. Their devices are demonic and possessed. Everyone could use a little more sleep. That's why we created hatch baby rest, a nightlight and sound machine controlled by your phone with hues that promote healthy circadian rhythms and white noise, provence aid sleep.

Fully customizable and programmable to your child's sleep schedule. But recently, my hatch machine decided that it had a mind of its own. Many different people have come out saying that they have heard voices in their hatch sound machines whenever they are trying to go to sleep or they hear it in their kids' rooms as they're watching on the baby monitor that they feel like they can hear a conversation happening but they can't quite understand the words about three to half years ago i started to hear things coming out of the sound machine it didn't matter which sound i was using every single sound i was hearing some kind of murmuring voices something but it's let's hear it evil hatch is demonic if you have a hatch you need to throw it away right now

but you a couple months passed and you and your husband kept saying you heard things at night it wasn't crazy. So this is it's schizo, right? I mean, like, what if the item that you purchased to help you sleep peacefully at night was changing its tune once you were fast asleep and didn't know what was going on? Not to mention, what if this product was also heavily marketed to mothers and is one of the most popular baby registry items. Oh my God. Think of the trusted support system that you can turn to whenever you need it. What if the item these mothers are bringing into their baby's room to soothe them. Yeah.

Was quietly whispering something sinister when they stepped away. Today we're going to be diving into a board. What the fuck? Or surrounding the hatch sound machine, how could anybody believe this? A device that many parents trust to lull their little ones and themselves into rest. After a video went viral on TikTok of a girl sharing her surprisingly dark experience with the hatch sound machine, many others are coming forward. claiming they've heard voices, instructions.

Hold, hold, hold. Let me pull this up real quick, okay? I'm going to watch it. No, we're going to watch the whole thing. And I just want to give you a trigger warning that this might be a little bit creepy. This is high as the volume's going to go. It's here. The season where we dabble in the dark arts,

set the right light vibes, dress like a small Victorian child for bed, and regulate our circadian rhythm with restorative. phone-free sleep. Hallelujah. It's time to sleep. So did this girl get scared by a Halloween ad? Did she get spooked out?

Oh my God. In that video, there are a few things that we could talk about, first and foremost. It's right in our faces. They're not even hiding it anymore. They're claiming it loudly and many people still miss it. You're watching a Halloween move. But this, oh my, and dark arts is what they are

proclaiming in the, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, wait a second. A few things that we could talk about, first and foremost, the season where we dabble in dark arts is what they are proclaiming. The season where we dabble in dark arts, yeah, it's just a joke to get millennials like Harry Potter to buy this, the thing.

Like, what are you fucking retarded? There is a woman laying in bed, dressed promiscuously, who is actually messing around with tarot And then you can see that there's also crystals on the nightstand in an entity that there's crystals. Oh my God. It's not seen lights the candles and sets the mood and dims the light and turns on the hatch sound machine. And then at the end of the video, they also say, Fallolooia, it's here.

Now, Falloluluya is an instant mockery of the Christian term, hallo. Oh, God. No, no, no. Here we. See, this is the kind of. of bullshit that I had to grow up with. Stupid bitches like this used to spend all their time taking away my Pokemon cards because they thought it was pocket monsters. This is what I grew up with. I'm getting, you want to talk about trigger warning, seeing this video is a fucking trigger for me.

I'm so fucking annoyed. I, we had to live under the tyranny of these retarded brain dead Christian Karen's for 20 fucking years and somehow they have returned and they are amassing their forces on TikTok oh my God

which actually means praise be to God so they're saying Fallelujah the time to dabble in the dark arts is here now that wasn't enough to convince you that this company has demonic ties It wasn't let's hear in another one Fortunately there is more

I'm going to put a trigger warning for the next video because what you're about to see is very disturbing. I'm not clipping the entire video in as it is one minute and 30 seconds in length. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.

It all started when we moved into the new house. Based on true events. No way she asked for a trigger warning. Confucian. Again, Ava. Three days. Psychosis Uh-huh

It won't stop until it gets what it wants Me I Don't let deemsgrowing haunt your sleep Now why would a company Who sells sound machines to adults And also young children and babies Promote their product

Using horror films After seeing both Do you guys see why Letting everybody vote is such a big problem Do you understand it now? Do you get it? See, this is, see, now you're putting it together. Now, finally, I hope that we're putting this together.

One of these videos, I was greatly disturbed because my daughter has been sleeping with a hatch sound machine in her room every single night of her life. And recently, I've actually lost the control of controlling it from my cell phone. Usually there's an app that you have that controls the hatch style machine. You can turn it on, off, change the volume, and the sound. But recently my hatch machine decided that it had a mind of its own and literally was shutting itself on and off whenever it wanted to changing the sound and I had no control over it in the app anymore The app doesn't work anymore It must be the demons It's the demons in my phone

Oh no Different people have come out saying that they have heard voices in their hatch sound machines where they are they are trying to go to sleep or they hear it and their kids rooms is watching on the baby monitor that they they feel like they can hear a conversation happening but they can't quite understand the words no matter what sound they chose in the sound machine they would still hear these conversations and one of my close friends actually called me about this a few months back and said hey i feel really weird about my son's hatch sound machine i literally can hear people talking in it a lot of people have tried to explain this phenomenon as a auditory hallucination or radio frequency i don't think it's either one of those i think you're just retarded

Yeah, I don't think it's an, it's not that complicated. It's not that deep. Interference between radios that your neighbors might have or that you might have in your home. But the weird thing about it is that HASH themselves has admitted to practicing divination to create their sounds. What? The page, they actually state that they believe that sleep is a ritual and that we should have a nightly ritual to fall asleep to on their blog post about making the sounds for the hatch cell machine that they claim. But I don't even understand that.

I mean, like, isn't praying to the rosary ritual that people do before they go to sleep? My mom used to do that. Even inside of the Christian logic, this doesn't even make sense. This is why there were so many Reddit atheists. This was,

this woman is the rise. Remember what I said about how like Karen's create in cells? This is the reason why. You see this? incorporating other sounds can give your brain something to latch onto zodiac sounds create a full-on experience that matches the energy of each sun sign and they guarantee that your zodiac sign will appreciate the sounds that they make well the reason why is that they are making so the market for this sound machine is a bunch of bored millennial housewives that have nothing else to do see Back in the day, they had to maybe take care of seven kids, not only taking care of one kid and maybe seven dogs. Back in a day, they used to have to make butter.

They used to have to, you know, do other things like, you know, dig potatoes out of the ground. I think this person really, this is what, this is, this has been a huge issue, right? This girl, her life would have been perfect if she was born in like the year 1,200, right? her whole life never learned how to read. All she would do is take care of her kids and dig potatoes out of the ground and think that God was going to smite anybody that she disagreed with. It would have been a beautiful life that would have lasted for probably about 29 years. And then she would have died from some sort of natural cause.

But in those 29 years, there would have never been any sort of confusion. complication, stress or anxiety. And I feel like in a lot of ways we've kind of it's not fair to these people that they weren't born in 1200.

At what point is it cruelty that they're able to use a cell phone? Really? I mean, it's really cruel that this could even happen. They're born too.

late. So compassion. See, I'm the most compassionate person. I understand this. And you will in turn sleep better because of it. As a Christian, it's important to understand that zodiac signs are demonic, that it is actually a form of divination. And the Lord has actually warned us against a divination many times. You've got the Bible. Don't you? This is the Bible. Scripture. In Deuteronomy 8. Oh, fuck. I'm getting teleported right back to 1997. Oh my fucking God. Are you kidding me? No. No.

In verses 9 through 12, it says this. When you enter the land, the Lord is giving you, do not learn to in or sort of or I don't want to hear it. About how he feels about the practice of divinations before you. You must be blameless before the Lord, your God. The Lord is very clear about how he feels about the practice of divination. The reason why they talked about divination is that the people and the makers of this company decided by through market research that there are more crystal moms and astrology believers than there are Christian moms and Bible believers. So they went with a marketing strategy that capitalizes on one superstitious belief instead of your superstitious belief.

And now you're mad about it. That's what happened. That's it. Not for the believer. And I would just encourage you right now. Just saying. You are a Christian who associates yourself with an astrology sign. If you practice divination, if you're looking into your horoscope, I would encourage you to do your research on that, to pray to the one true living God and ask him to reveal the truth to you about astrology signs.

In 1st, Peter 5.8, is this be alert and be of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring life looking for someone to devour. resist him and staying firm in the faith because you know the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings you guys the enemy roams around the boy lion the lord guarantees that in scripture oh god if you do not believe that the enemy is like an exorcism he is attacking you and that he is just looking for any for you to come into agreement with him so that he can enter your life you are wrong i hope that this video has been a wake-up call to you the believer and has opened your eyes to believe you the unbeliever that the demonic force

of this world are what we are fighting. I love how there's never any video of the sound, by the way. There's never any sort of like evidence for this. It's just some bored housewife talking about how the sound machine is possessed by demons. And the demons won't let her use her smartphone. They won't let her update the app on the Google Play Store. tells us to not give the enemy. Oh, God.

And that means to literally weed out anything in our life that might cause us to give the enemy a little crack or an open door into our lives. Ephesion 612 says, for our struggle is not against flesh and blood. No, not another one. And against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world

and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. What does that mean? I tell you know that I am not attacking a person in this video. I am simply trying to expose the truth, which is that Satan is the world. ruler of this world and he is going to con you into believing that some see she's reached her final form is not that serious even though it is oh shit 11 says have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of

darkness but rather expose them and that is simply what i'm trying to do here you guys sound machine in my house for the past 18 months but thank you lord for convicting me and revealing the truth for me so that i might share it with someone else i want nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness i simply want to expose them. I want nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness. By the way, this is about a sound machine. Yeah, this is, this is, are the fruitless deeds of darkness in the room with us right now? Well, in fact, they are. This is it. You guys are not letting the enemy have a foothold in your life or in your home. First Thessalonians 522 says test every spirit, hold on to what is good, and reject every kind of evil. I am just simply making this video to bring awareness. If you do

not agree with me. It's okay. I would encourage you to seek the Lord on this situation and to ask him to reveal the truth to you. I'm simply just trying to bring. He just message me. He said that you're dumb. He said that you're dumb and wrong and you're insane. And you need to get hobbies. You need to develop new hobbies because you're obviously way too bored. Yeah, God literally just told me that right now. I'm trying to expose the truth so that my fellow believers might not let the enemy have a foothold in their lives. Stay vigilant out there. Be alert, be awake, and be ready. Wear the armor of God. Be ready because we are in a spiritual battle. I recently posted a video of...

Oh my God. Let me, I don't want to. Let me read the comments. Everything is spiritual. Don't be bullied when your discernment is strong. Thinking not so simple. Yeah, I believe you. Oh my God. Wow.

Religious psychosis. Wow. Oops, wrong end of TikTok. Oh, man. There are too many people agreeing with this. Whoa, you are definitely not in religious psychosis. Great job speaking to truth, sis. I had a hatch sound machine in my registry.

Immediately took it off. Thank you so much for sharing. these are other board housewives well yep it's about right messages they couldn't explain as well coming from this machine

and how I even came across this video in the first place is because I have found myself on an algorithm that I have never been on before which is mommy TikTok since I'm going to have my first baby in the next four weeks so I think that's why this video ended up on my free you page since this product is so heavily marketed to mothers making this so

much more creepy and so much more extreme on so many levels. But in this video in the very beginning, she starts out by showing you two commercials that the Hatch sound machine released. Obviously, it is Halloween time. They want to do a Halloween themed commercial. So I want to bring your attention to that. Here is the first one. It's here. This season where we dabble in the dark arts. Sit the right light vibes. Dress like a small Victorian child for bed. And regulate our circadian rhythm with restorative phone-free sleep. Hallelujah. It's time to sleep. And As this girl also pointed out, which I didn't even notice when I first watched this commercial, is the mocking of hallelujah by calling it fall. Oh my God. No, this is no.

Louia. People that aren't Christians will roll their eyes at that and laugh at that. Yes. Crazy for even pointing out something like that. When you discover the truth that the devil only hates one name and have she- No, no. Oh God. No, don't tell me this more than one. No. She's not buying into this shit, is she? Jesus Christ.

You start noticing like that when you discover the truth that the devil only hates one name and that's Jesus Christ, you start noticing how recurring and how often this type of stuff goes on. But okay, before I show you the next commercial, I know we have done a video on demonic commercials before, but guys, I really need to give a strong warning on this one. If you are sensitive to this stuff and you just feel really convicted to not watch a commercial that is this dark. Don't ignore that and skip to the time. There's a KFC commercial from demons. Here is a commercial that they put together.

Guys. The human body can't survive without us. Warning, listen to conviction before watching. What the hell is conviction? I understand it's Halloween and I totally get that. You know, people that live in the world, they don't see anything wrong with this. They really don't find this commercial to be that crazy from seeing other people's perspective, but obviously as Christians, I don't know about you, but whoever is behind this product and put together this commercial,

You guys lost me. I will never purchase anything from Hatch Sound Machine after just seeing these commercials. But this isn't even the half of it. Take a look at what this girl had to say that had me with my hand covering my mouth. Take a listen. I've posted a video of me throwing away my Hatch Sound Machine and it has sparked a lot of controversy in the comments. People are confused why I did. And a lot of people are telling me I'm in religious psychosis. So let's talk about it. After seeing both of these videos, I was greatly disturbed because my daughter has been sleeping with a HatchSown machine in her room.

By the way, not a single clip has been produced in this video or her video of this happening. Not a single clip. Every single night of her life. And recently, I've actually lost the control of controlling it from my cell phone. Usually there's an app that controls the hash style machine. You can turn it on. Why would Satan do this to me? What do you mean?

I can't update the app. God, why do you keep giving me your hardest battles? Off, change the volume, and the sound. But recently, my hatch machine decided that it had a mind of its own and literally was shutting itself on and off whenever it wanted to, changing the sound. And I had no control over it in the app anymore. Many different people have come out saying that they have heard voices in their hatch sound machines

whenever they are trying to go to sleep or they hear it in their kids' rooms as they're watching on the baby monitor that they feel like they can hear a conversation happening, but they can't quite understand the words. No matter what sound they chose in the sound machine, they would still hear these conversations. And one of my close friends actually called me about this a few months back and said, Hey, I feel really weird about my son's hash sound machine. I literally can hear people talking in it. A lot of people have tried to explain this phenomenon as a auditory hallucination or radio frequency interference

between radios that your neighbors might have or that you might have in your home. But the weird thing about it is that hash themselves has admitted to practicing divination to create their sounds. On their webpage, they actually state that they believe that sleep is a ritual and that we should have a nightly ritual to fall asleep too. On their blog post about making the sounds for the hatch sound machine, they claim incorporating other sounds can give your brain something to latch onto. Zodiac sounds create a full-on experience that matches the energy of each sun sign and they guarantee that your Zodiac sign will appreciate the sounds that they make and you will in turn sleep better. because of it. I just want to let you know that I am not attacking a person in this video. I am simply trying to expose the truth, which is that Satan is the ruler of this world and he is going to con you into believing that stuff is not that serious even though it is. And this video went so viral

that the hatch sound machine actually issued a response because guys it seriously wasn't. Yeah, you know what the response should have been? It should have been an application to an insane asylum to a psych ward. Here you go. Here's a doctor's prescription for a new type of medication. Maybe this will make the voices go away. It's like, why is it that people are hearing voices and they assume it's the machine? And just Christians that were coming out speaking about the HatchSown machine. It's been a lot of people across the board.

And this is the response that the Hatch Sound Machine gave. Hatch has put out a statement after the recent backlash from their Halloween ad where some people are saying they're demonic. It's come to our attention or a recent Halloween ad may have unnerved some people. be clear we did not imply our devices are literally possessed by dark forces. We're simply trying to show how our phones haunt our souls. We have to get rid of democracy.

We have to get rid of it before it's too. We, we, this is, this is getting so bad. Oh my God. Oh my God. We've got to get rid of it. We've got to turn it off. Turn it off, bro. We'll turn it off right now. We got to stop this. You're triggered? I am.

I'm so, because this is the power of dumb people in a collective group. It upsets me because I know what it is. I know this evil. And flutter eyes with unholy blue light. Really different thing. Hope that clears it up. In the meantime, here's what we're doing to address the issue immediately. Introducing the Hatch repossession program.

You're unsatisfied with your Hatch device in any way, including if you should expect there's a tiny demon talking to you at night. Send it back. For every Hatch repossessed, we'll offer it to someone who's desperate for a restorative, one free sleep. If you would like to receive a limited edition repossess Hatch, Comment repossess me down below. If you're a Christian and this doesn't raise any alarms to you being told to repossess me, not even to mention, guys, how heavily pushed this product is. They're repossessing it because it's like repossessing a car.

It's just a term. On children specifically. And whether or not this is true about the hatch sound machine, it is really interesting because it's something that we are putting next to our beds and allowing it to speak to us and to play music or play sex. sounds when our guard is down and what does the Bible say it stresses the importance of guarding our hearts and our mind wait a minute okay so let me get this straight so you're worried about this hatch machine but you're using a TikTok that's owned by either the chinese or the Israelis

that the algorithm has all kinds of weird porn stuff on it and everything else but your concern is your sound machine while you're scrolling and spending all your time on TikTok. Am I the only person that thinks that this is weird, right? Oh my God. It doesn't even make sense.

I think living as Christians in this age of technology, we need to be more careful than ever. Of what we are bringing into our homes, what we're allowing our children to listen to, what we are... How do you think in any universe this is like...

There are actual satanic video on TikTok, but it's an app you say you're using yourself. How can you possibly do this? Allowing our children to watch on the television. I mean, most parents put their children in front of the television because they want to break. So because of that, so many parents aren't watching what their children are watching. And the show may seem innocent, but the second the parent steps away, there's messages and a demonic agenda being shared.

Yeah, I don't think they should put same-sex relationship and, like, trans stuff inside. of kids shows. It's confusing for kids. Yeah, I agree with that. But like, let's get back to the demonic sound machine, okay? Let's get back to the thing that's crazy. Secretly and hidden in the show that your child is watching. Let me know what you think in the comments about the Hatch Sound Machine. So people have become so radicalized by this weird woke stuff that they've totally gone full circle horseshoe theory into believing that the machine is possessed because they did a Halloween ad for it. I'm really interested. And I'm really interested. And I'll I will see you guys in the comments. I love you and see you for our next video. God bless.

So thank you so much for watching today's video. If you want to see more videos to help you grow in your faith with Jesus, go ahead and that subscribe button and also that notification bell. So you're notified the second we post a new video. And I'll see you guys in the comments. The Bible chick. I am just, I am in shock, gentlemen. I am in shock.

This is unbelievable. And look at it. I became increasingly. Let's see. All right. I've got to read. Where are the actual comments on this? influence is in a lot of products.

I don't trust these new devices. Babies are too precious, risk anything happening to them like this. What happening to raising a baby old school? All this extra stuff, you don't need it. The commercial is way too dark for a sound machine. Whenever I can choose a dumb product, I prefer it to a smart one.

I rebuke that in the name of Jesus, and it has 700 likes. Get an air purifier. I, I, this is unbelievable. Regardless if you believe these claims or not, I'm glad to be living in a time where the body of Christ is alert and aware of how sneaky the enemy truly is.

There is no more hiding for him. How can you say that when you're on YouTube and there's a million gay things on YouTube or using TikTok and there's a million satanic things on TikTok? It's owned by the fucking Chinese that are trying to pump propaganda in here. but somehow you think that that that's okay but the sound machine is the problem like how could I I oh my God we've got to get rid it we got to we got to stop people from voting bro we got to stop we got to stop this before it gets worse