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Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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There's some pretty big reveals with this one. So we'll go ahead and we'll watch it. I didn't know why it got so popular what it was, but we're going to take a look at it. Tonight, our exclusive look into Doge. Elon Musk was nice enough to invite us into the Eisenhower building last night to sit in on his weekly 10 p.m. Doge meeting. Yeah, they usually meet at 10 o'clock. I'm almost in bed.

Why is this surprising? Like, yeah? These are, these are gamer hours. 10 o'clock is like 3 p.m. By then. We met the whole crew, even big balls. And they showed us how Doge really gets done. We sat back, listened, and we learned a lot.

And we hope you do too. Here's part one of our exclusive interview. Elon, thank you so much for bringing in some of the meeting here. I'm going to do something no anchor ever does. I'm not going to talk. What? For as long as possible. You're talking right now.

I'm going to let you run your meeting. And then I'll interrupt. when I'm bored. So take it away. Okay. Like a board meeting. Like a board meeting. Exactly.

All right. Yeah. Keep in mind. This in part two, it is a table full of all guys and they made a dick joke and a reference to the Lord of the Rings trilogy. We are back on a level that I don't know if we've ever been back at before.

All right. Yeah. Well, I guess. We normally go around the table, say what do we get done this week? Seems pretty simple. Sure. We start with you. Sure. So actually, a lot of great work of the Treasury this week.

One of the crazy things with regards to the Treasury is that when a payment is made and the computers at the Treasury actually pay about $5 trillion per year, like crazy amounts, there was formerly not a budget code on there. So if the payment was made, you didn't know actually. what it was for. It could have been for anything. Yeah. There was a $4 billion COVID fund in the Department of Education, and there was no receipts required, so people would just draw down on it. And when people looked into it, this wasn't dust. This was before us. They found that money was being used to rent out

Caesar's Palace for parties, rent out state. Of course. I couldn't make this shit up. No, it's the federal government. mediums, etc. And so the one change that Doge made with part of education is we had the simple requirement that if you draw down money, you must first upload a receipt. That was the only change that was made. You must upload your receipt. And upon doing so, nobody drew down any money anymore. If you take the money, you have to show where it's going.

Whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Crazy how that works. That's, that was easy. Damn. But we didn't say that we'd check the receipt. You could send a fake receipt. You could send a picture of your dog. Anything. Anything. Anything. Just it just an image file. And they, but as soon as we asked for anything at all, suddenly the requests were like, oh, we don't need it anymore. Huh. That's interesting.

They were renting Caesar's palace. It's not interesting. It's obvious. Yes. They were like basically partying of the tax share of money. stadiums Yes Who? Caesar's Palace has to have transactions They have to have received money It had to have been by a person

They need to check IDs Because it's probably a casino Let's find out who it is And then we put them in jail It's simple Step one, you figure it out Step two, put them in jail, problem solved It's easy

It's a shell company? It doesn't matter if it's a shell company. A person still has to come into that building. The person that came into that building is probably a government employee. Or they know a government employee. Figure out who that is. The shell company idea, how long do you think it would take these

fucking like these gamers to figure out the shell company thing? How long do you think it would really take them? About five, seven to 12 minutes. So shell companies, I know about this. It only makes the process harder to find. It's not like it's impossible. It just takes longer. Leasing stadiums.

For what? For parties, basically. For parties? Yes. That's a big party. It's a big party. You'd think if. you were stealing. That's a lot of illegal immigrants.

Start small. They do start small. They did. But then what happens is over the years, so generally the fraud starts out small and they try to hide it. But then year after year, if nobody stops the fraud, it gets more. See, because this is what drug dealers do. I've had so many friends that do this exact thing. They play it safe. They play it clean. They stay inside the boundaries. And then as soon as they start going outside of their box, now they're taking a three-year vacation. Yep. More and more brazen, and every year it gets bigger

until they're literally renting out stadiums. What's like a million dollars to run out of stadium? That's a lot of money. Delecto, okay? We're talking at scale. This is driving me crazy. Oh, yeah. When you find these things, do you guys get mad?

You're like, yes, I got one. How does it? How does it make you feel? It's so common. It's so common. I mean, you just get numb to it. Unfortunately, you don't even care anymore. It's like, oh, wow, we saved another billion dollars.

Okay, well, there's another one. Yeah. Like the hundredth time you've heard it, it's hard not to get a little numb. You know, like, how are no arrests happening? See, that's the way I feel about it. No, I'm very, you know that's the way I feel about it too. And by the 200th time, you're like, well, okay, it's just another day at the office.

We checked, is the Small Business Administration giving loans to dead people, people over the age of 120? The answer was yes, and it was around $330 million in total. People with a birthday that could not possibly be real. Yeah. Meaning they're over a hundred, they're 115 years older. The oldest living American is 114. So the safe to say, if anybody is in the system, has 115 years or older. that is fake.

So just by sharing a database and looking at social security numbers that showed that at the time of the loan, they had listed as over 115 years old or actually under 11. We didn't even check for under 18. Under 11 years old. That's pretty clear. Babies and dead people were getting loans. That was 600. So this is the reason why they didn't want computers because you know how fast it would take

to make a computer search function that could do that? about a minute yeah less yeah that's the reason why they don't want computers million dollars

and also people with birthdays in the future what does that mean uh well in one I mean I think the like the birthday birthday I think in one case was like

fetuses we're getting no not even no really sort of a you're talking about like your great grandchildren like with the birthday I think it was like 2165.

So more than a century from now was the book. Oh God. Jesus. Is this real? Anybody who thinks this isn't real is naive. I think that this is probably way worse. And they're not even,

they're showing the tip of the iceberg, but they're not talking about the really big ones because that's one thing that they're probably like working over time at. George Jetson was getting paid. Yes, because your birthday is in the future, like the far future, not like next year.

And we either, this is either fraudulent or we have your birthday wrong. It's either a typo or someone's stealing. Well, if it's 2165, that's two wrong numbers. I would understand if it was like 21 and 05, right? And it meant to be 2005. Okay, sure, right?

Mistakes happen. 2165. Ah, ha, ha. I don't know about that. Right. Yes. You should at least ask, which is it? Do you guys feel you're getting justice and accountability?

What are the extreme examples of non-accountability in some cases is? Yeah, no, you're not, because they're not in jail. That's exactly right. No, just tell the truth. No, we're not. How many people have we got? buddy. Yeah, and they don't want to say that because it's going to, it's going to make the, you know,

make everybody sound bad, right? But no. How's a career at some of the small agencies? Can you imagine, like, how upsetting this must be for all of the federal worker Karen's that these three frat boys are just all of the, like, you know, federal government, you know, NGO enjoyers. And they're just getting absolutely fucking. fucking roached out, man.

Yeah, playing the game, getting owned by kids, yeah. And like, these are the same people that, like, they can't figure out how a smartphone works. And they think that they're going to figure it out over these guys? No, you're done. You're done, bro. Pack it the fuck up. It occurred at some of the small agencies. I think the Inter-American Foundation, IAF, is one of the agencies we visited, where, you know, they get

$50 million a year, congressional money, to give grants. These are things like alpaca farming in Peru. That's a real example. Yes, that's a real description. Improving the marketability. Alpaca farming in Peru, where are they? Where are the apacas? I didn't see any of them.

Where are they? They're in Peru? But we can't even see them? Why not? Maybe they don't exist. How much of that money? Here's the question. How much that money do you think is really going to helping alpacas? I would say at best 5% of the money. Go to Peru to see them? I'd love to go to Peru, honestly.

Of peas in Guatemala. Really? Wait, what? The marketability. That's a real example. Yes. That's a real description. Improving the marketability of peas in Guatemala? This is like when somebody posts a, like, a picture of them getting their PhD, and somebody looks up what their PhD paper was about. And it's about, like, why dogs fart or something like that. Or it's like some social issue. It's like why, you know, men don't want to look you in the eyes or something.

Like, just some bullshit. Mala. Really? Fruit jam. And. Yes. What? So you might expect, you know, in the private sector, a nonprofit to give, you know, 80 to 90% of their money to grantees.

In the case of IAF, that was 58%. So the other half goes towards management, travel. What would you find exactly? I mean, too, is exactly. So basically they got this shit locked in where the federal government is paying for a luxury lifestyle for these roaches. That's it. Do you think some of this stuff is actually CIA Black Ops off the book stuff, getting the money? No.

I think that they probably did discover that and they're probably not talking about it because they probably got a call. They're like, oh, no. Yeah, we know this looks like bullshit, but there's actually a reason, you know, we're going to like, you know, Donald Trump will tell you and it'll be fine, right? Like, yeah. So there probably are examples of that, but they probably just, they're not talking about this. Of course. Yeah, for sure. And like, if I was the government, if I was the CIA, that's what I would do.

too. Of course. The example is that even if you agreed with supporting alpeca farmers in Peru, well, actually, most of the money never made it out of DC. Who could have guessed? Can you believe that? I knew it. So why are we paying taxes? So a bunch of lazy Karens that do nothing can live like they are some sort of pseudo-boizgeoisie. of the government. That's why. And so they can funnel money to their friends and fund luxury lifestyles. It's going into the pockets people in the neighborhood. What percentage of- Right. So what percentage do you think does- Who's pocket? How do you know? Why aren't they in jail? Why aren't

they being convicted? If you know what's going into their pocket, that means that you probably pulled their tax files. Where are the charges? Come on. I didn't even get to the destination it's supposed to. I believe the GAO estimates. This is not our estimate. I believe it was on the order of only 10 to 15 cents on the dollar actually gets to the end recipient. Whether you agree with that cause. Bro, these alpacas are getting scammed.

That's insane. Not even, yeah, the Peruvian alpacas aren't even getting the money. They're not. So they're just stealing the money before it even gets anywhere. There's layers of stealing. Somebody says the criminal prosecutions are extremely slow? Speed it up. Speed it up.

Figure out why it's slow and make it faster. Yeah, I wonder why. Do you want to know why they're so slow? It's because these people create an apparatus that is so big that it constantly collapses under its own weight so it simply cannot move. It is designed that way on purpose. Fix the system then. So there's the first layer of stealing, second layer of stealing, third layer of stealing.

Subcontractor, subcontractors. Yeah, exactly. Contractor, subcontractor, subcontractor. It's like peeling an onion. And then maybe, and sometimes it's zero. You get to the bottom of the onion. There's nothing there. So maybe no one got to.

this exchange in Guatemala. How much money the alpacas get? Nothing. Sometimes it's just zero. Give me a second. Oh, God. Just speed it up. Yeah, this is outrageous, man.

It's crazy. Okay. This is unbelievable. What do you mean? Apacas? Yeah. What alpacus? You're gonna meet us at Caesar's Palace?

It's possible. possible that no one got us to exchange of Guatemala. I overheard a contractor tell one of her colleagues to falsify billable hours by creating a PowerPoint to mask a delay in the onboarding process. This is peak bureaucratic Karen. Like this is it, yes. Arrest them, yes, put them in jail. You want to make a PowerPoint? No, you're going to jail. In front of me. And this is like hour zero at this agency. And so, I mean, this is just a common theme that you take a look at these contracts, you take a look at these grants, and it's veiled and noble rhetoric. You know, it's at the top level.

It sounds good. Yeah, it sounds amazing. And then you actually just follow what is the, what are the funds? This is why I never believe that. Oh, we shutting down cancer funding research. Oh, really? For sure. Uh-huh.

What's actually doing? Or send us a picture. Exactly. Yeah. And send us a picture. Yes, we need a proof of life of these alpacas. Show me their coats of their coats of fur now versus six months ago. I want to see the improvement.

Oh, no improvement? Okay, no more money. That request is incredibly good. Like Pixar didn't happen. Yeah. And then they're like, and it wouldn't be that hard to just, frankly, they could search for some fake picks on the internet or get AI to generate the pics, but they don't even bother doing that.

So you caught them cold billing fraud. Oh, I caught them, um, her advising or calling to, do this because it takes a reason why they're not doing that is because it shows their hand uh they're not going to openly commit fraud they're going to do you passively take advantage to they're not going to break another hole in the wall they're just going to find a door that's already been left open because it's soft fraud they don't want to commit real hard fraud a few days to onboard um so that is being investigated it'd be too easy to figure out generally like like these programs these grants are

going to be like along lines of save the baby pandas. And it's like, exactly. See, there it is. A bunch of populist nonsense. Let's take away the attention of the American people, make them focus on the point zero, 1% on the US budget, went to alpaca farming,

still waiting on Doge Clowns to audit the Department of Defense. I think you make a great point. I think you do. But you know what I also think? I think that when you start playing Eldon Ring, you don't start with Melania. You start with the Tricentinel. You work your way up through Margit.

You kill Godrick. You know, and you have to level up. The fact is that the last boss, the fucking shadow of the urge tree, Radon consort Radon Prime, is the fucking military, okay? They've got to be all the, they've got to be locked in. Their process has to be locked in. Everything has to be perfect. So this is the, this is them,

grinding for experience, okay? Of course, who wouldn't want to save the baby pandas? Of course. And, you know, in some cases, they've got a show panda, which they will try it out for special occasions. In a lot of cases, they don't even have a show panda. No pan. This is so stupid.

There's not even one panda. Because we asked for pictures. So they at, wait. We don't even get one panda. And it's like, well, you've got to, well, that's a little. lot of, you know, what's the, what's a billion dollars get you? It does not even get you on panda? You really want to see a baby panda? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Well, like, you know, like the Ebola money, we're like, okay, well, we agree with like we shouldn't have Ebola, you know.

Where is the money going? Oh, it's going to Deloitte and D.C. Like, what is an accounting firm doing with Ebola money. What has been the biggest resistance? Is there one agency? Is there one department that when you guys walk in, they all start... Ask him. Bro, look at his head.

He knows. Walk in. They all start fighting you. Start hiding things. Wait, I thought you weren't going to talk. I'm sorry. But I guess you can answer. that question sure i mean let's let's see Elon did a very very good strategy i do this a lot too

we're not going to say the department everybody in this room knows the department but we're going to interrupt this we're going to make it funny let's move on we've we've suddenly had some battles battles yeah yeah right um right i mean who should talk about you so uh uh neat Okay. So, Jesse, there's a small agency called the United States Institute of Peace. They actually let him, they're actually going to let him cook. Oh, boy.

The agency we had the most fight at. We actually went into the agency and found they had loaded guns inside of their headquarters. Institute for Peace. So the Alpaca Foundation doesn't help alpacas. The COVID Foundation pays for Sears Palace. The Panda Foundation doesn't have any pandas in it. They only have a show panda. An Institute of Peace is full of a bunch of loaded guns.

Oh my God. Where is this coming from? I mean, any given company, any given organizational name is going to kind of be the opposite of the title. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So it was by far the least peaceful agency that we've worked with,

ironically. Of course. Additionally, we found that they were spending money on things like, private jets, and they even had a $130,000 contract with a former member of the Taliban. This is real. We don't encounter that at most agencies. So this was, again, this was the Institute of Peace, had a contract with the Taliban? Huh. That's interesting. Who did that? I feel like what we really need them to do is we need them to call in the people that did this, record the interviews with them, and then posts the interviews.

You are a federal employee. You are accountable to the taxpayer. I am very much a taxpayer. And I want a little bit of accountability for this. I want to see him explain it. The money going to the Taliban for. So it was a contractor. They received $130,000 for generic services.

I thought it was a Twitch streamer. And to Elon's point, there was not actually a clear description of what the contractor services work for. Was it for opium? Unclear. Or weapons. Or nothing. Or nothing.

Interesting time to interrupt them. And you naturally have to ask the question, how did we get here? When the country was founded, there were only four agencies. Now he's making a joke. Today there are over 400. So there's been a 100x increase in the number of agencies since the founding of the nation. And thanks to President Trump, he's now signed two executive orders to start to reduce the number of agencies in the government and the Institute of Peace was one of them, which is why our team went in to try and understand what was going on.

And that's when we found all the... See, this is the kind of stuff that, like, you'll read on Twitter. Trump would don't want to get rid of all the wars, but he got rid of the Institute of Peace. What do they do? They give money to the Taliban? It's just so fucking... These guys geniuses? Yes.

Bro, yeah, these guys are smart, but I don't think you even really need to be that smart to figure this out. it's easy come on asban are you pretending well i mean are you one of the people that believes this stuff no no no uh don't you know peacekeepers are most well equipped so i'll read your comments just for a second okay we got our stuff to do make sure we don't get a dictatorship you keep rehiring the people be fired by mistake guys harvard by the way you're okay so i want you to just keep this in mind you're making fun of the intelligence of these people that are in the White House that have been personally handpicked

by the richest man in the world that are working directly underneath the president's discretion. And this is a kid that got accepted into Harvard. Okay? And like, I don't know, I guess I can say this. He did it on hard mode. He's an Asian guy. Okay?

That's hard mode to get accepted into a fucking university if any of the leaks are true. And you're going to go and tell me, that he's the one that's dumb while you're spamming in my chat with caps lock you're done I don't even know what the fuck your name is but you're done

we've had enough of you see you tomorrow with your new account the craziness like the weapons in their armory we found the payments to the Taliban oh yeah so just a few hours after we got into their head So just a few hours after we got into their headquarters, we found that their chief accountant had actually deleted over a terabyte of accounting records from several years.

So you'd have to ask a question. How convenient? Why would somebody do that? And also keep in mind, one terabyte. We're not talking about a terabyte of call of duty, okay? A terabyte of files, of numbers. The Doge team, fortunately, was able to recover that data with the help of a few great employees at the Institute of Peace. You mean, oh, they were able to recover it by doing the easy thing that literally anybody can do

by just going inside of that fucking registry thing? Like, I've done this myself. I knew how to recover files 10 years ago. Actually, you know what they probably did? Here's what they probably did. So they probably went into the recycling bin. And they're like, okay, fraudulent documents. okay let's go ahead and restore all of these

okay we found them restore oh no how did they do this and I think the most troubling thing was they received $55 million a year from Congress and any money that went unspent instead of returning that By the way there are even there are

I don't know about now but I know that like back in the day in order to fully erase something off of a drive do you need specialized tools to do that? And in order to recover it, you also need a specialized tool, but both of them are available for free. Yeah, you can, a file show? No, it's more complicated than that. Congress, they would sweep it into a private bank account, which had no congressional oversight, and that's what they would use to fund things like events at their headquarters and the private jets.

And so I think it's a great example because most Americans don't know what's going on at a lot of these smaller agencies and this is a I think the most extreme case of some of the wasteful spend that we're finding so the agencies are hiding money from you they're sending it to the Taliban they have loaded weapons in the department buildings at the Institute of Peace at the Institute of Peace yes this is a joke yep show is right so this is a cover up when you guys roll in this one yes a cover up It's a cover. They did delete a vast amount of financial information.

That's really a definition of a cover-up. Isn't that illegal to delete evidence? It is. Yes. Shred documents? It not only is it illegal, but it is illegal to even shred it, even if you haven't been convicted of a crime, but if you expect that you will be convicted of crime,

you can retroactively get in trouble for destroying evidence in preparation for the conviction or a warrant. And that's even outside of federal regulations. regulation. That's just on a base citizen level. It's certainly illegal to delete accounting records that Congress would certainly want to know where the congressionally appropriated funds are going from from taxpayers. When you catch them going Hillary style on their computers, do you refer this? No, at least Hillary Clinton figured out how to get rid of a lot of it.

That's the thing, is they're dumber than Hillary Clinton. To the Department of Justice. In this case, we did refer the evidence in the accounting exam. to the FBI and DOJ. We were proud to do that. So yes, we did. Resistance has shown up in some very surprising places. So for example, the famous Fork in the Road email, the deferred resignation program. So this was a program where you could resign from the government, collect pay and benefits for the next eight months. Probably the most attractive separation program ever in human history. And the resistance actually came from

the outside with people saying this is a trick. I heard somebody refer to it as an apple with a razor blade. And no, this was just a really juicy apple, caramel dipped apple. It was that good, but people were talked out of taking it. And now what started to happen is we did have about 80,000 people take it, and now those folks who did take it are on the beach, or they've moved on to a new job, and they're still getting paid.

And so now we're starting to offer fork two and fork three, and fork three where people can see that someone's eaten this apple and it was actually really tasty and good for them is those just getting started course of course that's what you do because it's easier to do that and fire them this is a long-term enterprise it's a long-term enterprise because if if we take our eye off the bowl the waste and fraud will come roaring back they can doge doge when democrats get back in power uh yeah um well they just don't have any more elections then that's not going to be a problem. Simple.

Yeah, well, I think some of the things that like we're trying to have it be such that the funding is removed so the grants are gone. So there's a lot of work required to restart the waste of fraud.

There's nothing that they can do to stop them from doing it again. They broke the law to do it and they broke the law, they'll break whatever law, whatever rule that you think that you can put in there to make them not do it again, they will just ignore that rule the same as they ignored the existing rules to do what they're already doing. That's just, yeah, roaches find a way

back in. Like, I tried to make sure raccoons don't get in my house. That's a lot harder than you think. And that will at least slow it down. Click here to subscribe to the Fox News YouTube page. He's right that it'll slow it down. It won't stop it, but it will definitely slow it down.