Asmongold TV - I can't even defend this anymore..

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Third World Streamer rages at me and cries. What is this? Is he really crashing out at everybody? Okay. You say good goy-slop, good little goy, make your stupid YouTube video. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do that forever. You're a good little boy for them. Good slave. Nice. Nice. Slop. No, I actually triggered this dude so hard. He looked like he was about to cry. But more on that later. That's so bad at my video. He tried to look me up. and see what I look like.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Does he show his face ever? What is Muslim jihad? What is global jihad? They're just using these phrases. What is that? I love how he's like, what's global jihad? By the way, there's a bunch of people invading Spain. Oh, oh, yeah, this is the future brothers.
Starting point is 00:00:52 This is it. Oh, I don't know what this is. What are you doing? What is that? You see what Lumer Sain-Sah? Bro put his cursor on my chud face. did say anything. I cloud this fool so hard he started showing his
Starting point is 00:01:07 viewer demographics. Is this him proving that he doesn't have everybody watching him from Pakistan? Yeah, I don't know. It seems like at least 10% are from Pakistan. Country of the United States. Sure, buddy. So what the hell even happened? Why is Sniqo of all people crashing out
Starting point is 00:01:27 on me? Wow. A couple weeks back, I made a video sort of clouded on him for yelling Olau Akbar in the street. We're not the same. We're not in the same conversation. I don't need to know you. Whoa, pipe down. I think you got a cortisol spike.
Starting point is 00:01:45 You ever been banned from a country? You ever been banned from Australia? You ever had secret police following you around? Have you? Why would they follow the CIA? I'm literally an asset, Zika. I'm coming after you. Have you ever had people with connections to the Trump administration?
Starting point is 00:01:59 Tweeting, calling the FBI? You ever had to look around your apartment for bugs? I doubt they're in your apartment, but they might be in your skin, dude. Pakistan had a power outage this morning. The whole country lost access to the internet Sinoko is now a 29 fewer Doing this to him, God damn And look what you used to us as a source
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah, well done A source for what? This is a joke, dude Look at the chat I would sign with Netanyahu if he said he would deport Sneco The guy's name is fart butt poop Okay, great Oh man True, amen to that one
Starting point is 00:02:46 They talk about me More than they talk about Israel They talk... It's always the same fucking thing. Every single time, it always goes back to this one insurer. A lot of places in Israel are pretty shitty. Tel Aviv is nice, but some of the places outside of it, not so great. All roads lead to Israel.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Holy fuck, man. Talk about me more than they talk about their country being occupied. Me, more than the trillionaires giving hundreds of thousands of H-1B visas. They talk about me. Oh, friendly fire, dude. You are an H1BV. People are speculating that Sneco's fallen off, and he's just boding his views because this chat is dead.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Are you guys this? What are you talking about? I bought my views. Do I need to show my KPP right now? You know what? Like, this is starting to... I was calling him out for his YouTube viewers, and for some reason he wanted to show me his kick stats.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Like, okay, dude, that's not what I said. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. Don't get baited from this? God. You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, I won't. Why are we still here?
Starting point is 00:03:58 Just to suffer. I'm not botting. This is clarified by the KCEL. Sure, buddy. Kick is also a gambling blood money website to stream on anyway, so I'm pretty... Great, that means I can make a lot of blood money. Oh, awesome. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Do I get to do the sacrifice myself? Can I pay extra for that? Sure, that's Haram. Not that this dude knows anything about it. blomber following its rules. Ostafferla! I forgot! If you're two to get this sneako and...
Starting point is 00:04:33 Oh my God, bro. The fucking... Oh, Jesus. Big 2026, I got news for you. And then I swear to God he started... You know, the thing is, too, like, these anonymous people hide forever because they're afraid of showing their own face? Yeah, you actually cook me. I have no recovery here. You have never stood up against injustice.
Starting point is 00:04:49 You have no idea what it's like. Hey, take that back. I was the one complaining about cloves. Pronouns back in the day. That is, whoa. Richest man in the world from Africa, trillionaire, calling to deport me
Starting point is 00:05:00 from my own country. What do you know about this? Have you ever been banned from Australia? I've been banned from Australia. You ever been banned off every platform? I've been banned off every platform. Bro went from beefing moist critical to beefing West Jeff.
Starting point is 00:05:13 The falloff is incredible. Maybe he can put me on his list. This dude's genuinely schizophrenic. Like, he believes people are after him with, like, cameras and the CIA and Mossad are, like, tracking his every move. You're really not that important. dude, your vast audience is
Starting point is 00:05:26 Beckastadi teenagers and kids from Mongladesh. It is impossible to achieve any amount of aura if your eyes keep dark Is this just the post? This post went I mean, I don't know if he can recover from this post.
Starting point is 00:05:43 This is a really, really bad one. No one knows Sneco is in Israel. So you think you think Sneco's in Israel right now. he's just pretending to be in New York why is he wearing a suit now
Starting point is 00:05:58 all of the politics streamers are wearing suits because Nick started wearing suits so Nick has always worn a suit and then Hassan started wearing a suit and then Sneiko's wearing a suit now that way it's like well maybe people will take me more seriously if I'm wearing this clothes
Starting point is 00:06:17 it's optics it is when are you getting one I'm not getting a suit I like the way I look Like, you think I'm gonna get dressed? Like, I barely even put on a fucking shirt. I picked this shit up off the floor. ...over, cover to seek the approval of chat every half second. Koffer, kaffer, kaffer, kaffir, Kaffir, Kaffir. Bro, couldn't even pronounce it right.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Kaffir. Kaffir. Like, it's genuinely getting embarrassing for this dude because he kept recreating the video and still kept looking at the chat that even people like Tectone started clouding his ass. To... Jesus, bro, really? Even tech...
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh, wow. Even allow the Khafar to even speak to us Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haf. Is this a kaffir? And all of Pakistan erupted in cheer. Nico then tried to expose dabs with tectoed and ended up getting a ratio to big-time. Loll, you cropped out the whole d-f because I clouded your brow-ass sitting down You were apparently supposed-
Starting point is 00:07:17 The old internet is coming back bro. It's coming back and I am so ready. I've been waiting on this for a while. Post to debate the age of consent, which is, if you ever want to do an age of consent debate, oh shit.
Starting point is 00:07:43 This is what Tectone said, because Niko wanted to debate the age of consent. Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that? You have never stood up against injustice. You have no idea what it's like. You don't. C. I'm sorry. When I requested for
Starting point is 00:07:59 troops, I didn't want, wallbreakers are gone. Guests this makes me a bad guy. What do you know about standing up for the truth? What do you know about tyranny? What do you know about oppression? This guy got... What? What the hell are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:08:16 Damn. Banned from Australia, dude. That's a blessing in disguise. That place sucks. Nico is banned from Australia to protect the community from forward individuals traveling to the country to spread hatred, inciting his promotion of anti-Semitism, racism, and misogyny. You will never-
Starting point is 00:08:33 Niko is definitely anti-Semitic. I mean, if you, here's the way I look at it, right? Is that if you are supporting Iran or you're supporting any of these like the Houthis or Hamas or anything like that, these groups want to systemically kill every single Jew on the planet. That's what their goal is. They want to kill every single Jew. Now, this is my opinion, okay? And maybe this is woke for me to say this.
Starting point is 00:09:04 But I think supporting a group that wants to systematically kill every single Jew, I think that's anti-Semitic. I do. I think maybe that's just a bridge too far. Seems a little bit anti-Semitic to me. Now, maybe I'm being paid by Israel to say this, but that's just the way I feel. Not just Israel, but every Jew biological and religious. Yes, you can read the Hamas charter. that they've made, that they have never revised,
Starting point is 00:09:40 the Houthis have it on their flag, a curse on the Jew, not on Israel, not on Zionists, on the Jew. It's because they want to kill all the Jews. You're in this position. You're afraid. You're a coward. So stay over there. I don't think Australia should have banned Zniko, though. To be fair, I think Australia is a woke country that's run by a bunch of stupid liberal women. It's pathetic.
Starting point is 00:10:11 But, you know, I do think he's anti-Semitic. And enjoy your spot. But criticizing me, attacking me, these people are destroying your country and destroying your world. What did I do? I said, God is great and my eyes were too wide for you? This is what you're- How is, Nico, it's crazy that, like, you're literally doing the leftist meme. The pretending to not understand what's being discussed.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Like, everybody knows what you're talking. knows what's being discussed, but you're pretending to not understand it and using these, like, you know, really general terms to, like, make an argument of triviality towards what you're saying as if he's overreacting. That's not what's being discussed, and he knows that. This is always the point in which people like Sneco, I think, lose the appeal of the wider audience. When people, at least the more discerning wider audience, which probably is the smaller audience, to be fair. but I will say that the moment that I see somebody do that,
Starting point is 00:11:13 he is engaging, like, Sneko's not stupid, right? And even if you think he is stupid, he's certainly not this stupid. He knows what he's doing, and he is engaging in it willingly. They're bothered by? Go to an airport through the TSA and start yelling this. Everyone knows he's yelling this aggressively for attention. And most of my real-life Muslim friends dislike this character because he's doing more harm to their reputation than, you know,
Starting point is 00:11:40 anything good. It's basically just stirring the pot for attention, trying to anger as many people as possible. Also, this is Stolen Valor. Hassan Piker did it first. Oh, you want to see a Houthi musical? Sure. He even started wearing suits like Hassan did recently, and now he's replying to him on Twitter. Legends of LARP. Fella's, I'm about to expose my stuff. Oh, you know. Before Sneko did the Muslopriff, I sent him this message, and I know, I know, embarrassing. You live your... I've always been really nice to Sneco, too. I've had nothing but positive, cordial, polite interactions with Nico. I disagree with the way that he acts, but I don't think that he's like,
Starting point is 00:12:14 I've never had a personal issue with him. This is very common. Word, guys, my hands are in the air. Where are you going to deport me? I'm born here. He's putting the sad music as if I'm crying. I'm literally saying you can't... Wait a second. Like, I mean, do you really think that people don't know where they would want to send you? Like, I mean, I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Like, why did you even ask this? Like, do you really think that the people that are saying they want to deport you don't have an idea in their head of where you're going to go? Like they immediately, there's like probably, like, if the only problem with that would be them fighting over whose idea gets to go. Like, this is really, how do you let them disrespect you? I don't allow people, like, it's not about disrespecting me. Like, I don't really even think about what other people do. Like, allowing a person to disrespect me would imply that I view that person's behavior is something that I need to correct.
Starting point is 00:13:10 It's not really a big deal. I don't care really what people say. Deport me. Elon, you want to deport me? I kind of feel bad for him. He genuinely looks upset. Cowards, bro. Cowards.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Whoa, Siko victim much? You don't know what if you have never said anything to resist the tyranny. You've never put your face out there. I feel like he's a little too pressed. You know what I mean? Like, this dude needs to chill out. Like, the stuff is clearly getting to him. He's going out bad.
Starting point is 00:13:39 He's having his friend. No, no. You're not going to show this. Oh my God. Smile with your face and hate them in your heart is why you don't have personal issues with Sneco. I do always have that perspective. I smile in someone's face and then I stab them in the back. And the reason why is that my mentality, I'm not talking about Sneco, I don't think I've stabbed Sneco in the back.
Starting point is 00:14:05 But like in general, I always just simply choose the path of least resistance to achieving a goal. and whether this is being a duplicitous, lying piece of shit and betraying people, whether it's telling people what they want to hear and then stabbing them in the back later on, whether that is approaching and confronting them directly. I literally don't care what I need to do. I just do it. I just do whatever I think the best option is. I have no limiting factors here.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Just put on AI filters to pretend that he's debating Asman Gold. And then he went to the Mecca. holy place of prayer and he's like the only dude with his phone out. Performative. Something really, I didn't even realize. Wow. That's actually bad. Nobody else has their phone out and he has his phone out. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Oh my God. That's fucking brutal. All for attention, I guess. Oh, man. Isn't it disrespectful of your phone out and record there? I don't know what their culture is. I've no idea. You know, like what the Mecca and the Caba and everything. I don't know what the culture is. A holy place of prayer, and he's like the only dude with his phone out.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Perforbado. Something really homoerotic about asking your friend to repeatedly wear a mask of various people you hate and lose a debate to you on purpose. Wait, what is, what is this? Telling you, Sneakos going out bad. Asvid Gold is just face-pombing. I mean, it's just, it's so, so embarrassing to see something like that. Well, I have never view by it, and I never will. Stop the cap.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I remember when you looked at my channel. I don't know if he's viewbotted. I don't think Sneiko Viewbots, but I'm not sure. While back and bugged out, too. Seiko just ended his career. Fraud, idiot. Hell, guilty, idiot. Best of luck to you, man.
Starting point is 00:16:06 What happened to love speech, man? I don't know for these people, bro. Our tax dollars are going to those bombs. Sorry, Buster. I'm Canadian. We sent $22 million to Africa for beans for women for empowerment. Checkmate. Say that I'm a grifter, that I'm chasing cloud.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Why do they show, why do you say these from Canada, then show a picture of Moodahar? Like, that's like, that's like third dimension, bro. That's third dimension. Like, what are we doing? Come on. In fact, like, these are the people that are openly chasing Cloud the most, because if they were actually against the system, they would assign with a trillionaire. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Who's directly responsible for the largest wealth gap in the history of this country, by far. Burrell wants to be Hassad Pike are so bad. This is, again, why these people are not on the side. They don't even, they're so brainwashed, they don't see how they're siding with the people that are destroying this country. And that the people that are really America first are me. Well, do you sound like a libtard? That's kind of woke. So now being based is saying, yeah, trillionaires.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Let's go give them all the power. Dude, just take some advice. What the fuck is this? I don't even know what to say. Oh my God. Like, what the fuck is going on? Ice from Smosh and shut up Shut up
Starting point is 00:17:25 I'm sorry guys But Sneiko's a joke And the joke isn't even funny Nobody's laughing He's like a washed up Andrew Taitans But instead of specking for charisma He specked for whining Victimaxing
Starting point is 00:17:36 Funny thing is Since 22 His audience of children And mentally challenged adults I mean myself by the way Have all grown up And everyone realizes This dude's just a laugh in stock
Starting point is 00:17:45 His LARP has gone intercontinental He can't even end the sentence Without saying Mashallah or inshallah or something You need to know that it's fucking real. It's fucking real. Classic Darvo tactics. He pisses people off.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Look at this. Look at the shaythan. They're mad that I'm saying, inshallah and mashallah, God willing, God bless. God is good. Maybe I'm wrong, which is very possible. But it does sound hella performative from a dude who doesn't even speak Arabic. Yes or no. Is Sneako LARPing?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yes, it comes off as you. Hit him with the copyright. Let them talk, bro. That's all they have. That's all they have, bro. I don't know for these people, bro. And again, sincere apology to all my Muslim viewers who have to deal with Sneco. Fortunately, we ran out of time for this video.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Oh, my God. What a fucking video, Ben. He always speaks Klingon? That was really funny. And I said, I don't know what's going on with him. Like, I honestly think that he is, like, he is just really... He's in an interesting situation. Let me tell you that.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And I do think, very felt very IRL and personal to people beefing. I feel like Sneco is taking it very personally. And it is crazy that like ever since Nick said that he thought Sneko was going to do a terrorist attack, Sneako, I don't think Sneco is going to do a terrorist attack. I don't think this is what's going to happen. But I can see why people think this. I can definitely see why people think this.

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