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Yep, we're gonna try it out, bro. Like, I've been playing this shit a lot. Like, I'm gonna be real, like, this is, bro, this game, whoo. This is, I love this fucking game, man. I do. I really enjoy this game a lot. This is so fucking fun.

And, uh, yeah, it's like, I know I've been playing this and probably some people are, like, bored. They're like, man, he just keeps playing the same game. He keeps playing the same shit every day. Yep. That's right. That's right. It's good, bro.

Like, it's real good. It went so hard? Yeah, it does. What the fuck is it? Game of the year? Yeah, you're exactly right. And let's see here. All right. Um, so I went down here. Okay, I, do I need to go down here and talk to this guy? I forgot I'd have to do anything here or not. Okay, um, let me double check. All right, everything sure seems to be dead and destroyed. Okay, great. So let me go back to where I was originally at you did everything here yes i did we did all the stuff we did all the things

and now i think that we have to we have to go through the main path because remember there were three paths okay give me a minute fucking bitch let me rest fast travel uh plaza maybe i mean i would assume plaza right yeah burjee thinks there are 20 gifted subs holy shit thank you man okay all right so So there were three paths. Wait, there's four. Wait, I think there's four. Okay, well, let's go down this one.

Where the ho's at? Oh. Go right? Is this the right path? Yes? Okay, good. What the fuck? Is this another one of those cock suckers that wants to eat me? Oh, fuck you.

That's what I thought. Okay. So now we have the eyes. Ice cock sucker. That's fine. All right, let's look around. Nothing else special in here. Let's go. You want, bitch. Okay. We just beat his ass. It's not a big deal. That's right. That's right. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There it is. Okay. Defenseless as well. Um, this thing has a lot of health. This thing has way more health than I thought it would I hit the eye

No Okay Um Fuck I don't know what to do I'm gonna just I'm gonna just auto attack I think Wait no I'll shoot him one more time Okay

I'm doing no damage man Okay Nice nice Nice What a cock sucker Jesus! Okay, alright, we're fine. And this should kill him. We should kill him right here. He dead, he dead, he dead, he dead. That's right. Easiest game of my fucking life.

That's how it works. Let's just keep going. I'm actually surprised I survived those attacks. I'm gonna be honest. At least now we get to rest. Okay. I know they're never-uns. But- who's this cocksucker? Oh, it's just two of them? Who cares? This is nothing.

Okay, watch this. Watch me do what I do. Watch me do what I do. Jesus Christ, bro. What? He can do that? Wait, what the... Oh no.

Oh, no, bro, are you kidding me? Alright, let me go down this one. I'll kill this one too. Wait, what? Oh, there it is. Okay, I was about the same. I'm 2 O.P. The thing is that people always get mad.

They get mad because, and the reason why is that like halfway through, every way through in a video game, I just become a God. Because I understand what I need to do. That's the reason why. No, you're just over-leveled. No, I'm not. How am I over-leveled?

I haven't done anything. I haven't even leveled up. I'm not over-leveled. You're making up bullshit. No, here's the reason why people are talking shit. You want to know the real reason? Is because they couldn't do it. They don't do it the way I do it. Who's this fat bitch over here?

What's this? Nice. Oh my God, that's insane. Chromatic rammed astroar. What? Just try it. Oh, I thought I was going to be at one of those things. Okay

I'll do it Okay Alright Okay It's fine Doesn't look up paid to me No, that's a joke, it's easy It's easy I just beat him

I'm thinking what to do Okay Took me one hour It's gonna take me one try Am I kill him right now What's up bitch? I'm a parry every attack Easiest game of my life

Alright Alright Okay All right. I'm gonna send in the reserve team just so I can practice. I just can't. The problem is that like I can't see what he does. That's the that's the weakness that I got right now is like I can't even see his ass. The sound cues? I think it's just timing. I just got to work on my timing. And if I get my timing down, then I can beat him.

He's got a lot of health though. This is gonna be rough. We're gonna get it though. It's okay. Big dick. Just try it. That's the big one. Watch out. Are you kidding me? When do I get to play?

Jesus! You don't? God damn. Jesus. Ugh. Break him with counters? Yeah, it seems like that's the case. Alright, now we're gonna turn everything around, okay? I'm waiting.

Dude, a seven combo attack. Holy fuck, man. Jesus! You can use the go-first pick, though? I don't think that really matters. Like, because then he's just going to get one or two turns on me, and that's going to be it. All right, let's go. All right, let's go.

Okay? All right, we got one. All right. Got it. All right. We're going to get it. We haven't gotten it, but we're going to get it. Okay.

There it is. Do the easy one. Thank God. Watch, I'm gonna fuck it up. There it is. We're gonna get better. We're gonna beat his ass. We're gonna keep going. We're gonna keep going until we get him. We're gonna keep going until he gets ass. It's not over. It's not over.

It's about to be over. Guys, I think it's about to be over. One more. Oh, now I was all chance. I can play the game. Okay. Uh, okay. Okay. I got I could do that. Ready to strike.

Alright, do it again. You can do better. Okay. I'm just gonna do sword ballet if I think, or wait, okay, wait, no, no, no, no. I have to spark. I have to spark because like she doesn't have any stances, so she's not gonna do any damage with sword ballet.

Like, I've never used sword ballet. Let's see what it does. Yeah, I should have used sword ballet. That was the correct option. Okay. Nice. Big dick, big dick, big dick. Fuck you.

Fuck you, bitch. Suck my fucking dick. Can't win them all. I'm not gonna lose. I will not lose. We're killing him. I told you we weren't gonna lose. I said we were not gonna lose.

Y'all thought we were gonna lose. We were not gonna lose. That was a motherfucker, wasn't it? Oh my god 50% increased counterattack damage Yeah it's pretty fucking good isn't it That's really fucking good Got a little bit too close for comfort

I had one extra attempt Or one extra like get out of jail free card That shit was scary man That was my first time I lost all my guys I've never lost all my guys before Alright what do you want bitch What do you want? Come down

Oh, I have to probably to shoot his eye, right? I've got to shoot his eye. You got to admit, like, I mean, that was a pretty, that was a decent idea. It just didn't work. Yeah, let him chill. I mean, like, I'm not gonna let him chill, bro. Like, he dropped the upgrade item. What?

What? Oh, there it is. Okay, good. Double dick. That's right. It's just the way it is. Bro, I don't even take damage. See, like, that's the thing.

is there was just that one fight, man. Like, but I really, I cannot explain how good I feel. The fact that, like, at the very end there, I parried the eight-strike combo two times in a row. Perfectly with no fuck-ups. Last cannon? Yeah, that was fucking amazing. I don't know if I'm going to use that or not.

Okay. We're going to kill this guy first. Okay. Hit this gun. You got to see, like, they're just getting Omega Dix. Right? It's just nothing, bro. Like, it's nothing.

Like, I don't even take damage. It's just that boss. And honestly, like, I'm gonna be real. I did pretty well against that boss. People said that took them a long time. It took me, like, three tries. Like, I feel like we actually dick them. What's this?

We're gonna do some big dick upgrades. I'm talking about big dick upgrades after this. We killed every fucking mob. Never be too careful. Expedition 39. There. You just not back. So until then, we stay on recon.

All these masks are freaking me out. Fucking creepy. Oh. I swear I could hear one of them singing. The Neferons around here behave so strangely. Almost like they don't really want to kill us. They still do, though, making me crazy. Maybe if I wore one of these masks, they'd leave me alone.

That's true. Maybe that's a good idea, actually. So I'm thinking about We big dick I'm thinking about big dick I'm thinking about maybe Instead of rush I'm thinking about we go with

Glass Cannon I'm thinking about Glass Cannon Because like we go with that right And then where's that auto rush It's 10 I'm honestly going to get rid of this so I can get auto rush Like Because I never dodge anyway right

And like he already has so many skill points anyway. Augmented aim. I probably should do that, but right now I'm going to do this, okay? Like, you're probably right. I just, I just don't know. Machine Gun Verso build this later. Yeah, I'm not feeling for that yet.

Let me see, Lune. Can I get any more points for her? She gets extra points. Okay, revive tents, give three AP. Like, fuck this. I'm getting ready this. This is garbage. Okay.

Um, I think if anything, we should give her auto rush, right? like either like confident no no no I don't give her auto rush let's give her Olegman encounter because like we're gonna use this a lot in general so like I need to level it up anyway so it seems like just a smart idea to do that

okay and cleansing tent oh that's insane that's fucking insane breaking burn okay and what about her AP on battle start Rulet. Let's get something else instead of roulette and let's talent into roulette instead.

Let's go with I think probably auto rush. Yeah, I think we're going to do auto rush with her. And then we'll add in roulette and then, okay, that's good. Because I feel like we have everything else. Like getting versatile would be really good but I don't really use that a lot.

And I'm trying to think if there's anything else I'm really missing out on. I feel like there's really kind of not. Like, I'm already damage capping on her anyway. So, like, who gives a fuck? Okay. All right, we're ready. Let's do this.

Rule that early game is useless because the 999 cap. I'm not 9-9-9-9ing all the time, though. You're wasting 10 points by using Interjasing Starred on 3 instead of 1? What? Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay. Auto rush or rewarding mark?

I feel like we do auto rush. Inverso is the same thing? Yes, it actually is. And I have five more points. This is a really hard decision. I think augmented first strike. I do, because I can 999 that one. Hello?

A mask is connected to the axon. It speaks. He who lives in between behind his veil. Emotions swell for a life forced to paint. But he is but a reflection of sadness. Oh shit. What you want, bitch? I have a dream.

It's actually a nightmare. Can't win them all. I didn't know he's gonna do that. I think we try to take him in. I think we try to take him all the way. Instead of doing the res. Come on. Mistakes happen.

Yes! 6,000. Masks. I just pull out the gap. What's that mass shit, bro? What the fuck is that? Okay, there it is. All right, we got it.

That wasn't so bad. That's right, pussy. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. Ooh. He done. Actually, if I had known that we were going up against the guy like that, we'd have done free aim. I'm going to be honest, we did unfree aim.

Below Chenaro. All right, let's see. We got a lot of points. We can do. I think we do luck. We do some agility. And we do might. We don't load up for a bit.

We go with that right there. How are we feeling about that? That's good. And then we go with vitality. We're going to go 42 vitality. And then we're going to do a little bit more luck. And then I'm thinking about we get two points. We're going to get two points into defense.

because it just scales well. And then we're going to do might again. You're up in scales with vitality? Yeah, so does might. Might also scales my weapon. Agility, we're going to give her some agility. We're going to give her a lot of agility. We're going to give her a little bit more luck, too.

And we're going to give her... See what I'm saying? Like, it goes from 25 to 36, right? Like, that's a lot. It's like very, very minimal amount of defense. and it also gives me damage too. So like I think that's the right play. Wait a second, let me learn my skills.

Typhon could be really good. Tsunami for easy genesis? I don't think that would really work. I don't know what to get with him. I'm going to be honest, I really don't. And so then we're going to get this whenever we can. And with her, we have eight points. I actually don't know.

I feel like I should go with fire with her. People say get mezzo forte, like, I don't give a fuck about that. Like, everybody says I go with that. Last chance. That's actually kind of a big dick skill. That is, it is kind of a big dick skill right there. I kind of want to go with it. You know what I really need to do is I need to look at, like, this is this what we need to do.

We need to be thinking about for the Luminas. Where's that first strike thing? Or that, where's that thing whenever I do an attack? Where's the thing where like I get my points back? Like if I do two attacks. What was that? It's my weapon? Okay, all right, so that's why I can't do it on every character.

I think that's all of them. We should be able to fight the axon properly now. Okay, let's do it. Let's answer this thing's imitation. Gentlemen. Let's fucking go. Find a heal. I should go upgrade my weapons.

What the fuck? Oh shit. Huh? Want some of it? Yeah, come here. Come here, pussy. Let's see what happens. Oh. Oh. Hello? I've traded my years for this.

His life has cut short. He had so much more to do to experience. This senseless war wide. What in? Live shattered for what? He was innocent so innocent in the folly of his elders, but he paired the price for our hubris. I would have traded my years for his. Who are you talking about? This place, this axon. They're all part of his story. Oh shit. This is a sadness one. What does that mean? He who guards truth with lies.

Yeah, Monaco. Exactly what it sounds like. Guard as in protect. Or guard is in control. Mm. Yes. Okay. Well, this place is nice.

What the fuck? How do I? Oh. I was like, what the fuck? How do I get over here? Okay. You always got a check, bro. They got they got all this shit hiding

I'm arrest. Let's do it I might have to upgrade my weapons for this I'm gonna I'm gonna go in here raw and then if it doesn't go well I'm gonna upgrade my weapons. What? What? Who's that guy? Put it on Go Jojo put it on I don't have to parry this do I? I think you pissed him off Okay Um, what do I attack? I just attack the mirror.

Okay. Big Dick, Big Dick, big Dick, big dick, here we go. Yep, that's right. Another one. Okay. Mayhem. Big Dick, mayhem. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That's right. Now we do one of these. Oh, no. Purple. my ls dead okay um oh wait um i didn't know that could happen it's okay all right okay all right that's fine i know what to do now some of those that that green ability i didn't know what the fuck that was the first one i said oh okay this is going to be easy

this is no big deal then i had that green shit i was like what's the fuck is this supposed to be okay let's go that's right hose mad I think we sword ballet I think we big dick sword ballet let's do it oh oh oh oh oh that's right get a little bit of that mayhem as well that's right Jesus I'm out of control oh oh oh bro we've got to put him in a dark It's about to be over. Come on. It's over. It's over.

It's over. Fuck. Wait. All right, let's go. Let's do them. All right. People want so badly to know what's behind the mask.

Front batherso. You're right. Great art is both window and mirror. Whether it's your mask. Let's do it. Harmless, huh? He's the real Axon. Child.

We all need masks. I just have to lock in, bro. All I have to do is lock in. I just don't know what to do yet. Okay. I can't do anything right now. I'm gonna just do a base attack. Q?

Actually, Q now? I don't think so. Harry, let's do it. Nothing happens. Not impressed. We don't lose. We don't lose. We don't lose.

Jesus Christ, he's not taking the damage. Okay, got it. I understand that one now. This is fine. This is fine. I wanted that to happen. Yeah, I wanted that to happen. Yes.

It's not over. It's not over. It's pretty much fucking over. Guys, I'm gonna be honest. It's pretty much fucking over. It's it's really close to being over. Like I Just being honest, right? I'm gonna dodge these The next time I'm gonna dodge it I'm gonna dodge it the next time for sure

I'm gonna dodge it next time 100% Y'all are laughing at me, but you're gonna see you see it bro like you think I might get God I won't get got. I can't get got. See, see, see I told you I'm not getting to get got. I'm gonna save that. What? Let me think. Um, I'm gonna bet against myself. Holy fuck, man. Likes you. Pro. Whoa. This guy's out of control. We should probably level up those weapons. One more I'm gonna go level up my weapons. Jesus Christ. Shoot the shields. No, my strategy was that I would assume that I would continue taking damage and then use Mayel to shield break to take more, to do more damage.

Like, actually, I did actually have a plan there. Because I assumed that I would fuck up. That was my point with like saying that like I was betting against myself. Okay. Can't win them all. That's going to really set me back. Yeah, it's going to set me back a lot. Okay.

Because remember I had him dead here He's not gonna be dead here Yeah see I was not even close to what I needed to do I don't know what the fuck I don't know what the fuck Okay I see it now You're gonna do it again aren't you? We gotta upgrade these weapons bro like I'm like we gotta upgrade these weapons Let's upgrade the weapons now like I mean like because we're already we're already behind bro like fuck this shit. We're gonna upgrade Like, I got fucking cook there

Just parry There's too many Where's a fucking, where's the fucking thing? There it is. Jesus Christ Are you doing big damage? Not in the second phase. So like, in the second phase

I wasn't doing big damage. That's the problem. I have so many of these upgrade tokens This is gonna like double my damage. This literally will not matter. Like, I'm about to ascend into godhood, okay? Okay. Um, we're gonna give each of these five. Okay. I have 17 fucking upgrades. You guys don't want me to use them.

Yes, okay. Um, upgrade this again. And again, I'm gonna stop at three. I'm gonna get all of them to three. And then we're gonna do Verso's last upgrade. Yeah. Now we fucking win. Now we go back. Now we beat his fucking ass. It's gonna be a joke, bro. We were gonna put him in the fucking dirt. Give me actually... Whoa, wait, whoa, wait. Okay.

I got aluminum now. I can actually get another upgrade, too. SOS power. I feel like rewarding Mark would be better. Okay. I really don't know which one's better here. SOS power. I'm gonna make the decision that I think is best for me.

I have a vision. I have a vision and an internal truth. Okay. All of these are bad. literally every single one of these is bad. Okay, we've got to think about something else here. Is there another thing that I should get? Augmented attack sucks. Break, I guess, I guess we're gonna get break. Now we win. Break damage is peak. I'm not gonna need it. Energizing Perry. I've got a really funny story about that. I can't fucking Perry. So, who

cares. I'm making me all do less damage. No, I'm not. What are you talking about? Bro, she's damage capping? Yeah. Sometimes. You should kill Sprog after this. Yeah, I don't even know who the fuck that is. I'm just going to beat him. I'm going to beat him. I don't care. I don't care. I'm just going to, I'm just going to win. Like, that's all. I'm just going to, I'm just going to come in. I'm just going to win. This doesn't even matter. Yeah. Watch my damage. Sixth out. 5,000 see that 999 can't win them all okay guys I think I need to get rid of her thing I really do okay I'm so close I'm so close it's time it's time to dodge we're gonna dodge every single one of these every single other one of these now

we're gonna dodge all of them that's it we go see I told you that's right I knew I could do it okay I've got a spark right cute a virtuoso no because I I don't even think I should do that I think I need to no no no I'm just gonna do it I'm just gonna do it you everybody wants me to do it I shouldn't do it oh wait it puts me in virtuoso stance what the fuck oh bro he's going down that's it It's over. We're putting them in the dirt now.

That's right. That was the one spell I was hoping that he wouldn't do. That was the one spell I was hoping he wouldn't do. Of all the spells I didn't want him to do, that was the main one I didn't want him to do. There's like no even, like I just have to know the fucking timing for that. The delayed one? I don't even know when it fucking happens.

Okay. I mean, like all we have to do is we just, we do like two or three of these and we're good. Like, I'm not even worried. Like, we're gonna beat his fucking ass. Like, this is gonna be no big deal. I'm not even stressed out at all. Because we're gonna, we're gonna dodge and parry this every time. This is the last time I make the mistake.

Watch this. It's just the way it goes. It's fine. It's fine. We're gonna come back. We're gonna come back. Y'all, you're about to see. I'm about to come back.

I'm gonna come back right now. I told you I'm gonna come back. I said I was gonna come back like a lot watch watch watch watch watch watch watch that's run right I'm up on a dirt now watch this watch this watch watch watch watch he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead all right I've lived through worse no I can't do it yet I can't do it yet wait why did my heel not work inverted still okay items we're gonna revive this is fine that's okay that's okay I'm planning out I planing everything out I got everything planned out boys fucking

fucking got him fucking got his ass we did We got to put him at we're about to put him down. We're gonna put him down in just a minute Think what we do. I'm trying to think what we do Can I tell if this bitch is inverted or not is male inverted or not? No, she's not. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. It didn't work. It didn't work She has confident. Big damage. Big damage. Let's go Do it.

Suck my fucking dick. Fuck you. I can't. I can't. Alright. Let me think. I'm thinking right now. Let me think. I have to bet on him not doing the A.O. If he doesn't do the AOE and he doesn't hit my L, I win.

I think. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Take him out. I have to do it. Come on. Come on. Yes! There it is! it is.

Oh, there it is. God dang. Gradient attacks don't kind of as a turn. It's a free damage. Yeah, well, I was going to use Mayel's gradient attack because it was a five-point gradient attack. It would have guaranteed her because she was in virtuoso stance.

So that would have made each attack at least do 3,000 damage with some damage capping. Then that would have given her an extra additional point for her to use Pierce at the end, which would have also damaged capped as well, and it would have killed them. That was my plan. But I didn't need to do that.

that. Fuck you. Suck my dick. We did it. That's right. That's right. That already gave me the experience. It's not... What the fuck? Too! Can't hurt me. Oh shit.

Because it is me. Bro, she pulled his fucking face off. So I'm down. Let's bring this to the curator. Damn. Damn. Damn, we beat the shit out of him. That was, that was brutal, man.

I was first, it wasn't it? What fuck? Man, I don't know what the fuck. It's not explained, yeah. We'll understand eventually, yeah. God damn, bro, like, I'm gonna be real, like that shit, like... The ex-in-the second, yeah, I know, we'll go to the second X on. We're gonna go beat his ass.

We have to go beat him. Did you like the boss fight? It was alright. Yeah, it was good. want me to give it to you yes why because it's a super fucking just do the thing was I saw it I used to see him in my nightmares too it can be here quite traumatizing what the fuck what the fuck about the odds of killing axons close but not zero Fuck. Shit.

Okay, talk to Seattle. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. You're right, this smart. One down, one to go. Okay, let's kill the other one. The next one will be harder. Hmm. Do you want to spend time with her? Yes. Oh.

An observation. Lune's intense and obsessed. My L is nervous and ego, but you... Why is there blood all over us? all over us god damn. Why is that strange? Ugh. I guess

death and I we've walked a long road together. Uh-oh. I guess that's true for me too. I guess that's true for me too. Death is a friend who will welcome me home. Damn. Home.

Home? Yes. Home. With everyone I've ever loved. Mm-hmm. You believe in an afterlife. Ooh. I don't know.

If there is, then I'll see everyone after death. And if there isn't, I'll simply join them in death. I'll be with them either way. Yeah, true. ...philosophy. For someone so young. Am. True.

I'm not quite as old as you. Why don't you share some of the wisdom you've accumulated over your very long life? Hasn't you just sat on this island the whole time? How come? Oh. to acknowledge my wisdom. Can you, uh, mention my wisdom to Monaco sometime? Ooh. Oh, actually, isn't Minoco even older? Eskia, too. Perhaps I should ask them instead.

Uh-oh. No, please do. You'll probably learn valuable things about... Never on feet and rocks. Damn. All I can offer is another story. Hmm. I'm not really in the mood for stories tonight. Oh. And here I had prepared something Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Save it for tomorrow. Let's do something else tonight. What do you have in mind? That depends. How adventurous are you feeling? You mean like Hunt and Everon's? Hmm.

Waiting for you to connect the dots. Oh, you mean, um, adventure. Oh. You've been alone too long on this. Damn. Damn. So, you can only do one, right? Or can you do both?

You have to choose? Why? BOR. Damn. So, So, you can only do one, right? Or can you do both? You have to choose? Why?

See... Both, I swear. No. No, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get with the other one. No, the other one's way hotter. No. Uh, actually I'm... Damn. A bit sleepy.

I'll go be adventurous by myself. She's not used to being rejected, but she doesn't take it personally. Despite that, she feels closer to person. What the fuck? She's mad? Yeah, I guess so. What the fuck? Ooh, I got a new attack.

What is it? Doom. That sounds pretty bad. Fuck. Okay. All right. Never mind. What's in a box? I don't know.

Oh yeah! I need to upgrade my weapons again. I can do two upgrades. Check the new Picto, Immaculate? I will if I need to. I think we're going to give it to, um, Gustav. Or fucking this guy. Verso.

Not Gustav. She's not happy. Uh-oh. Verso's entire mechanic is based off not taking damage. That doesn't change the way that I play the game, though. Yeah. I'm feeling like I should upgrade Versa's weapon again. We're dancing. How cute. Romance Esquier? I don't think you can do that. Yeah, I think that's, um...

I don't think that's... that's not even... that's not until a patch. They're going to patch that in. You already have? Like I know it. Yes, an old song I used to play to my ear. Sister. Can they play another? We have all night. Ready?

Are you ready? I am ready. Suss. What, bro, what's wrong with y'all? Nice. All right. Eski. You ready?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh shit. We gotta upgrade these weapons, boys. We gotta upgrade these weapons right now. I totally fucking forgot about that. We do it right now. Uprolet. weapons how many do I have I got I can do two upgrades I can do two upgrades okay so

we think about I could do this or I could do this I feel like I feel like Verso is close no who's not capping yeah that's the thing is like Verso isn't capping and so I feel like we should go with Verso does that make sense like I feel like that's smart. The only thing is like, I don't know if I'm going to get another weapon. Oh, I can't even do that. Okay. Well, then we're going to go and then we're going to do, I'm thinking like, I actually think we're going to give it to her because I know for sure I'm going to use the stat. And like this one right here is really good, but I don't know, maybe I'll get another weapon that's good. Like this one is fucking gain 9 AP on breaking. That's dog shit. Who gives a fuck about that?

And, uh, Abyss Ram, 50% damage on rank D. Oh, that's the garbage. That's garbage, bro. Like, That's so bad. And what about this? Battle them. Double gradient generation. Wait, gradient. What the hell is gradient generation? Oh, that's what it is.

Defensive stand's gaining one AP. Gives you one AP to allies. Okay, yeah, I don't give a fuck about this. Okay. So we're good. Check our new weapon. It's good. No, it's not.

It's not as good as what I have. Like, my current weapon makes me start out. It literally makes me start out and do 200% damage. Mail finds a spot where she can write She spends time writing in Gustav's journal To honor his memory She writes about how fearsome and incredible axons are Bigger than mountains

She hopes Gustav's apprentices Will one day read this journal Okay I got, where's this other What's this other fat loser? Serene We gotta go over there That's right

We probably should go back and kill that burgeon What the fuck is that? Oh, that's where I need to be Oh Well, if that's where I wouldn't need to be, well, then what the hell is this? What's this? Oh, free loot. Big money.

Trade? Don't care about any of this bullshit. Okay. Well, it's a purple door. Let's go. The music? Well, I don't know if I'm going to need that later on. I kind of let the game tell me what music to play by just letting it happen.

Serene. Oh, what the fuck? The architecture looks very different here. This kind of place never existed before the fracture. Damn, what the fuck? Feels surreal. What the fuck is it? What the fuck? What the fuck? Let me actually real quick. Uh, we're gonna do Verso real quick. Confident fighter can't be healed. We gotta swap this out. out. Which one? Which one costs more? Confident Fighter versus Glass Cannon is only 10. And where's Confident Fighter? 15. Okay, so we're going to get rid of glass cannon.

And then we're going to replace it with Immaculate. And then I'm going to take this and I'm going to do the luminous. And I'm going to get rid of Auto Rush and we're going to give it fucking, where's the other one? Wait, where to go? I don't have it yet. I still gotta unlock it. Okay, I'm just gonna unlock both of them at the same time then. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Like, and then I guess I could just take, where's that 15? Wait, did I not have that one either? Oh, combo attack. 10.

Okay, so I can just get rid of that. I can replace combo attack. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is, that, that's it. That's it. It's over. Yeah, it's over. What's this? Hello? flying around. Is she the axon? What the fuck? What's going on? She's manipulating your emotions. Monoco is not a simp, bro.

They call her she who plays with a wonder. He ain't no simp. But what she really does is play with your way. Let's move fast. Before we'll lose our minds. Uh-oh. He only likes his feet. Yeah, true.

So we're gonna have to kill her. If we gotta kill her, we gotta kill her. I'm gonna kill her. guarantee you part of the fight's gonna be shooting those little things out of the eye at the at this guy that's how it's gonna work who's this guy hello hello wait what the what the fuck what the oh shit oh oh oh oh oh not walk off the edge you know bro i don't know where the fuck i'm going damn that's an elevator that's one hell of a fucking elevator god damn What's going on over here?

Oh, oh, oh. Nice. Another upgrade. Damn, this place looks crazy. She's harder? I would assume that. But, um... Don't look at her for too long, you'll go insane.

I've seen people jumping off a cliff just from looking at her. Damn. It is... Messmarizing. Damn, bro. Let me, uh, let me go ahead and... I still don't know what I want to do with her, so I haven't really put points in. Same with him.

And with her, it's kind of the same thing as well. Like, I really just don't know what I want to do with them. And so we can do upgrades, though, right? And so let's go ahead and put points into, I'm going to give her a little bit of vitality, maybe. Yeah, we'll give her just like maybe. Now, let's just give her a walk, bro. Fuck this. And then for Mayo, we're going to give her more agility.

Oh, I should have given her. her defense but that's okay. Dance feels familiar. Yeah. This is kind of dancing torting Lumier. Oh. I don't think so. Never seen it.

Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, damn. Yeah, damn. Look at this whole ass place. Okay, let's see how this is. Okay. All right. What were they at now? Three of them.

Three of them. What are we gonna do? Watch what are we gonna do? No! No! No! What the fuck? Gilles, 55th. I don't understand. The weaponry worked brilliantly up to now. Augmenting pigtos with music was a stroke of genius. Damn!

But the Sonics have no effect on the nephronterre. It's as if they can't even hear our music. They just keep dancing to their own. Bro, it's a really good gun. I miss my girl so much it kills me. It hurts thinking that I could have been home right now playing music while they done. Michelle would have given birth by now I could be holding my first grandchild instead I'm here no no there's still a chance and someone has to fight for them yeah I can't let them down drums maybe that will work they can't hear our music but perhaps they will feel it okay it's not like that okay

some more of those yeah this is this is great guys this is I'm really having a lot of fun now yeah this is this is great I really think this is a this is a really really good game this is this is exactly what we've been waiting for let me go down here see what happens I don't know if I'm supposed to go down here or not what do you want to do they think bow like they actually think that you break the blueprint i can't there's only one of them feels like story mode now yeah another chromo too let's go down this way the problem is that here's what my problem is i'm worried that like by a time i actually have to play the game i'm gonna be bad oh i don't know if i want to take the next elevator yet yeah i'm not gonna

take it yet there's three um okay there's two Where's the third one? Take it? Let me guess. I have to take the elevator and shoot the thing as I'm going up on the elevator. No. No. Never mind.

Pick those. It doesn't increase damage while having shields, but receiving any damage, always run of shields. Okay. But I'm going to be real. Like, the amount of, like, multipliers you can do with this is insane. Like, I'm just thinking about this because, like, you have, like, all this shit multiplies together. This is nuts. Because like a shell is a shield, right?

Like, because these are two different words. Is a shell a shield? Wait, to go left, okay. Wait a minute. Let me see, let me see if I can get, uh, I don't want to have to run all the way back, so I want to make sure I get, uh, a shield is a shield, okay.

All right, all right, watch this, watch this. Yep. This really makes, uh, this, this, uh, this is pretty easy, actually. Yeah, it's pretty easy. Shell doesn't equal shield No, I get it I get it Yeah

Shell takes 20% less damage No I get it Oh I got a chromo as well That one has a gun Or a weapon Is this a different one Are these a special type of mob? Nope

Okay I mean I'm just I'm afraid right now Like Oh what's this Go back No, I wanted to find a thing. But you know what, guys, you're right.

I just got to sack up and beat him. You're right, you're right. I'm just going to go in. I'm going to man up. I'm just going to beat it first try. Don't worry, he'll get humbled soon. Oh, I mean, like, the thing is that with this game and the parry timing,

it just takes a while to get good at it. I'm going to be honest. Like, that's really what it is. It takes a bit. It's got a big, I'm just going to. I'm just gonna kill him bro, I'm just gonna kill him. I'm gonna fuck. Yeah, we're just gonna kill him.

Practices. That last attack was really fast. Okay? Alright, we know what to do. It is what it is. Good stuff. It is what it is. I wish I had just thought, I didn't know it was gonna take me all the way up here.

It's fine. Okay. Um... Manoka has an ability that avoids shields. It doesn't matter. Like, I just have to dodge. That's it. Like, it's easy. I just didn't dodge.

Like, uh, if he goes between these two combos, it's not a big deal. Yeah, just dodge. Yeah, it's just there's a lot of dodges. It's that second to last attack that really fucks me. May I'll console him? Uh, not if, not if male can't parry the first. attack and fucks up. Can't do it then. I'll tell you that.

Change appearance. He was quick save. Really? Okay, I'm gonna do that. I didn't know that. Give me a second. Because I feel like we might have to do this a couple of times. I've got a feeling about it. Jesus. I don't even know which one I had.

Okay, we're gonna go with this one. Okay. No, we're not doing bag yet. All right, I'm already fucking mad. I messed this up twice. Not doing shit like that. Pretty good. Okay.

Maximum damage. Okay. Nice. Gotcha bitch. Hmm. Give a feed of her so. That's what I want to do. I just don't know if it's gonna work. Um, I think this will work, right? Let me see. Yes, I have nine. I have nine. He's dead. He's dead.

That's right. Okay. You got to put them in the dirt. We're gonna put them in the dirt. Watch this. Watch this. Get ready. You ready? Get out of my fucking life. We have one fuck up there, but that wasn't all. Like, we did okay. Stop using roulette.

I forgot the loot. I know. I use that weapon. Yeah, I know. Let's go. You gonna go amace you on a bit. I got over there actually pretty soon. I just, I, I, uh, all heels are too. What is this for losers? Ha ha! Fuck that!

What a joke! No, we're not using that at all. For girls? Yeah, bro, heal is for girls. I even have my shit to wear like, they can't even heal themselves if they want to. Okay. You use roulette? Yeah, of course. Because it is really good. That's why. Everybody says roulette is bad.

Well, if it's... It's not bad, number one. So, like, that's all there is too. It's just not bad. uh people think that are stupid it's dumb is it yeah this is it okay

all right I probably should take a break here honestly so we got this we're gonna beat this whole area yeah we just beat this whole area tomorrow double damage roulette the damage cap then it's bad yeah I think so and it was like I do feel like

but like right now because my gun can roulette and I'm winning so many fights with my gun. That's the reason why I'm keeping it. But I think that I am going to move Mayo off of roulette. That's the difference.

And like, yeah, that's it. And so, like, because I'm using that also for like a couple of other, like, utility things. And so that's the reason why I haven't done it. Like, I know it might not be the right option, but I think it's the right option. I probably shouldn't even be putting points into that shit, honestly. Like, it's just stupid.

but who cares yeah honestly like the defense it just makes me do more debt with crit i didn't even know that but let's base don't let non-gambling handers tell you otherwise yeah bro like people people just try to hate that's all there is to it but anyway guys yeah i'm gonna go over to emmys and uh their uh they're doing some uh some thing over there and uh yeah i'm head over there and uh i'll be be over there in a bit but yeah i'll be back on tomorrow um tomorrow we're gonna play uh what do you call it uh uh we're gonna call it uh uh we're we're going to play more of this. Yeah, like, I'm literally just going to, I'm like, I can't stop playing this game.

Like, yeah, that's really all there is to it. I just, I have to play this game. Like, it's, I'm legally obligated to play this game. I have to play it. And so, like, that's the, that's the plan. Anyway, guys, thank you guys. I appreciate it. And I'll be back on tomorrow.

And I'll see you then. So until next time, boys. Peace. See ya.