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Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That's mine. Get the horse. Oh, wow. Get the horse? Get the horse? He's on the horse. We have to do the-hound. Master, Mr. You look like a fucking naked boy. I am.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, good. Okay, guys. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:00:23 You're gonna get a seed. We're gonna fucking die, dude. Okay, okay. All right. All right, boys. All right, we're gonna go in on. We're gonna go in on. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. This is going to work, it's going to work.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Okay, I assume we probably don't want to go into that. Roach King. Okay. At the ready, boys, be at the ready. All right, so let's see. I still don't see anyone yet. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the horse is dead. Wait, should I go there?
Starting point is 00:00:59 Or the bull king. Okay, okay, okay. Um, we are being shot. Wait, wait, where'd my horse go? No! Wave your flags! It's dead! It's dead!
Starting point is 00:01:15 Protect the coach! Okay, okay, okay. Shit, they're firing arrow at us. Alright, um, let's see, how do we get it? How do we get up there? Give space to the horse. Okay, give me a minute. Okay, we need to get that up, right?
Starting point is 00:01:35 that up, right? Let's just get that up. Then we're going to be... Wait, why am I almost dead? Just, man, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run away. I can't move. I can't move. I can't move. Give me a second. Just a second. I'm moving back, move back. Okay. Okay. Block him, block him. All right. And I'm gonna use this to. We should have brought more pin with arrows. We should have brought more arrows. Okay. Give me a minute. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm not getting peg. Okay. Are we attacking the castle, guys? What are your orders, my lord?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Okay. Okay. That was broken down. Left game was broken down. And I'll be an egg in this trying time. Okay, all right, I'm back. I'm back. I'm good. Shut up. Wait, oh, let's go up here. Let's go up here. We must destroy them.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Go up here. Stop, done. You guys got a hold W, hold W. Wait, what's that rock? Go up the ladder, go up the ladder, hold W. Something you're doing? Left side. I can't do it, I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Go! I'm trying to, I'm... Okay, I'm full out. Go, go, go, go, boys, go boys, we got it, we got it. We got it, there it is, there it is. Back up, back up. I can't, I can't move. I can't move.
Starting point is 00:03:06 If I could move, I would move. Is that a smoke alarm? Is that a smoke alarm? The gate's open. Go in, go in. The gate's open. Okay, okay. We're going to gate.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Okay, drop it. No, it's not. No, it's not. What do you mean? It's that, man. Get the wall, move it. Move it, move in.
Starting point is 00:03:24 We're already in. Boys! Oh my god. Oh my. Go, go, go. Move, move, move, move, move, move. Oh, ho.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Yes! Goh! Okay, all right, all right, we gotta go in there. Pull up, pull up for ass. Get him in there, get him in there, let's go. Let's go, guys. I'm just here for the emotional support, guys. Protect the king, protect the king.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Okay, thumb. Okay, we go up to the top. Yeah, no part. Yes, yes, yes, all right, let's go, let's go. Protect the most king. No, it's fine, we good, we go, we good. Across the bridge, gentlemen, Victor you wait
Starting point is 00:04:11 It's our car Bro Move Keep moving guys to the right Move Go back So you just go like that Where are they
Starting point is 00:04:22 All right All right All right let's go Is this the Alright that's the bad guys That's the bad guys There it is There it is
Starting point is 00:04:39 Push in boys. Yeah, you gotta block that respawn. All right, all right, let's go. Colang! Let them come to you. All right, we push it in. We push it in. Can we shoot them with like a gun or something?
Starting point is 00:04:55 Let him come to you. This is not good. Wait, I literally took Papp out. I'm actually dead. I can't move. I'm gonna die. I'm actually gonna die. I'm dead. Oh, wait. Fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I'm not bringing the flag this time. Fuck, man. All right, we got to go. We got to go. We got to go. You fool? No, I tried to, I tried to be a reasonable good guy. I tried to help. This guy says non-retarded. Okay, that's not good. That's hell yeah, brothers. Okay, let's go. Can you play as an archer? I think you can, but I feel like I'd rather play with the spear.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I get in there, uh, right in there. Make it happen. Asman, if you hold... Can you see it? Yeah, true. Asman, hold ship, you can run. Yeah, I know, but the stamina is limited. Hold ship, you can run. I know, I know, but the stamina's...
Starting point is 00:06:06 Wait, oh my God, we throwing... This dude's name is Cracker. Damn, okay, so we got a seed engine going? What is that the red? What is the... Okay. Good effect on target. Okay, let's move in. Let's move in.
Starting point is 00:06:25 No means, yes. And we're gonna use this... Keep his ass! Okay All right, let's go Let's go Wait, we've already pushed in that much Okay, I'm moving
Starting point is 00:06:41 Wait, I'm leading to charge Wait, if I Wait, why am I getting hit? Why am I getting hit? Protect the king! Wait, okay, I got the flag I got the flag I got the flag! I got the flag!
Starting point is 00:06:56 Let's go, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Arch, sure, shoot. Hey, don't running for our horses. Come on. Let's go. Let's go, go.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Don't close to up on the stairs. Fall back. Yep. Go get them. Go get them. I'm bringing the flag in. I'm bringing the flag in. Let me bring the flag.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I got it. I got it. Come on. Kill them all. From the Roaks kids, boy. Yes. There it is. There it is.
Starting point is 00:07:28 There it is. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Shield the king! Alright, all right, all right, all right. Bro, you got, we got it. Bro, we stop them from resin, we stop them from Resing, we win.
Starting point is 00:07:46 We got to stop them from Resing. This is the final frontier right here. What? Who is the Roach King? What is that? What is that? Okay. Where is that red?
Starting point is 00:08:04 Get out the stairs, bro. There's bro. Yes. Okay, we're making good progress. I'm getting ready to move in. I'm moving in, I'm moving in, I'm moving in. I'm moving in. I'm going to take the flag down.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm taking the flag down. I'm taking the flag down. Big Dick, Big Dick, Big Dick, Big Dick, Big Dick, Big Dick, Big Dick. Okay. Okay, all right, all right, Big Dick Spears. Let's go. What do you? I turn you guys down?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Charged! I can't move. I can't move. I can't move. I can't move. China, China. Okay, good. I'm moving.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I'm moving. I'm moving. I hate you guys so much. Where they at? I'm burning guys. Let me go. Let me go. Victory is all.
Starting point is 00:08:54 This is it. Wait, actually I think we win. My eyes, we're running. I'm burning. Bro, bro. We're on fire. We're on fire. I can't, I can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I might have to get the flag out. I might get the flag. Get them, boys, get them. I might have to get the flag out if this isn't going to work. Come on, come on. No, I just kill someone. There it is, there it is, there it is. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Good job. Good job. Stop those response. Stop playing music, dog. Okay, all right, we're going to move in. We're moving in. I'm moving in, I'm moving in right now, I'm moving in. I'm moving in, I can't move in.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I can't move in, I'm moving in. I saw his best friend is here. That's the main keep. Whoa, wait, right. I got to eat a turkey here. I'm going to eat a turkey. All right, now we're going to get roasted game. Into the keep.
Starting point is 00:09:55 In the keep. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. All right. All right, all right. Now we're ready.
Starting point is 00:10:04 out of my way you goddamn boulder, Jesus Christ. Okay, shut up, shut. That's not me, that's not me. That's not me. Okay, all right, now we're ready. We have to kill all of them with no loot. Kill them all, bro. The only course we need is the target.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Charge in, guys. Let's go. Kill them all. Kill them all. They got nothing, bro. Nothing bro. Oh, I'm inside. Who is so gay? Hasman gold is a gay.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Asmeng gold is a fucking head. Oh, I'm inside. I'm inside. I'm inside. I'm inside. Let's go, brother. Let's do it. Kill their ass.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Kill their ass. Kill the ass. Oh my, wait. Bro, they're trying to... Nuclear. Nuclear. Shut up. God damn it give me a minute wait a minute where's my wait does anybody have a new weapon
Starting point is 00:11:09 I'm out a weapon okay I gotta get the flag out we'll get the flag let's go boys let's go okay he's gone he's gone fuck you fuck you that's right that's right oh that's right Nuclear Nuclear That's what goal killed Nuclear
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yeah Yeah Yeah Feels good That's right That's right Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:50 Easy to be a life Damn Damn Oh man It feels good It feels good to be a winner Nuclear. Wow What is this fucking do? This shit was easy
Starting point is 00:12:07 I got new for a second Yeah, that's fine, so we go. Wait, ho's mad? Just a minute, that's a good idea. Where is it, where's it, where's it, where? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:12:32 What's wrong? What's wrong? Mad? That's right! Oh! That's right! Oh! That's right!
Starting point is 00:12:47 Damn, look at that. Look at that. Turned up. I can't even go. I can't even do it anymore. What the fucking stuck in the wall! That's right. I'm a...
Starting point is 00:13:01 Look at them all. Look at them all. Look at them all. We're going to all. We run this shit. We live here now. here now. This is our, bro, we colonize this whole fucking castle. Damn.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Damn, we don't win this shit. Oh my god. They got colonnops, yep. Good job, man, nigger. Hose man, that's right. That's right. Oh, they're my dad. Oh, there it, there it, there it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:44 You get it, let me know how it is. This game was fun. This was fun. This was fun. That's a good game. That was really fun.

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