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Episode Date: August 28, 2025

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I got to change my life. I got a build up. I got a whole, I got totally changed my life up. What I need to do today is I need to sell like a lot of weed. We got to sell an assload of weed. And so we're going to start and do that and we're going to be fine. Like, well, I'm not even thinking about meth. I'm not even going to think about it.

I'm going to think only about selling weed and like making, growing and selling weed. That's it. Weed and crack. Okay. So we got to go. So I've got my grow house right in here and these are all eight of these and I'm going to go and water. I got to do all this. And it's annoying for me to do this, but I feel like I have to do it.

So we're going to put the soil in here and we're going to get the PBR and we got the water as well. And where's my seeds? Wait, do I not have seeds? Bro, I don't have any seeds. Shit. Fuck. Okay, give me a minute. Okay, Alberto 8 exceeds.

Where are we? Oh, that's right. Okay, so I wait for this guy, right? Okay, so it should be soon. Okay, what a bad drug ward? Yeah, yeah, sure. Well, I'm going to go ahead and just do this now then. Okay, because that just seems like a smarter idea.

Okay, and then there's a drop. Okay, good. Let me just do, I guess I'm just going to put all the soil in right now. Right? I mean, I might as well, then I'll go get the drop afterwards. Why no meth? So here's the reason why I'm not selling meth right now. The reason why is I feel like it's just really not that worth it, especially with the price difference. And also, it takes a lot longer to do. And I think that selling weed at scale is going to be a better price-efficient way of doing things, at least right now, until I can build into like having like a really good meth lab.

You see what I'm saying? and so like yeah that's no it's not tariffs i'm just being honest right yeah it's being realistic and so like that's really why i'm doing it this way and i think this is a smart way to do it because like if i use all this i'm going to have so much weed i'm not going to know what to do with all the weed so really i mean this is this is exactly what i need so i'm going to go pick up my stuff right now yeah let me go pick my stuff up right now and that'll be a huge increase for me right now. Think like a real dealer?

Well, yeah. And like I feel like that's smart. It's under the bridge. Okay. I know where that is. Those those just pick up. Okay. All right. So now we have eight purple weeds. We got big weed seeds. And I'm only going to need to do this myself a couple of times. Because after I do it myself a couple of times, then I'm going to get a bunch of

slaves to do all the work for me. And that's whenever I really start cooking. As soon as bro, like, this is going to be like a huge, you know, I would say probably a slavery W, right? Yeah, exactly. Just like real life? Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, we're going to be able to do that slave labor.

Yeah. And so we got to hire them. But the first thing I have to do is get this. I might actually even need to do this twice. But it's about making sure that I have. have enough money. And that way I can start really growing and doing this at scale. Let me see if I can do this here. So seeds. Okay. There we go. And like each, each investment here is a lot of money, but I think it will be worth it in the long run. And also, like, I can still

sell a little bit of meth, right? I mean, it's not like we're not going to, we're never going to sell meth. I mean, I know how much you guys like, like selling meth. So, like, it's not like we're going to just skip out on it. but I want to make sure that like that's not the only thing. Yeah, it'd be pointless. Well, yeah, like meth is my side hustle, basically. And it's a really good way to make a lot of money, but it's also, um, it's like a much like larger time investment to make meth.

Whereas like smoking, like selling weed is like way easier to do. So like that's why I'm doing this now. You get 12 bud for seed, no chemistry with LED and regular pot. an LED wait what do you mean LED should I go get an LED yes

oh fuck okay okay um more light more bud okay then I'm gonna do that in just a minute then yeah let me do all this like and you can see like how how much of a pain in the ass this is right

like having to apply like every single one of these every time like this is why this is why they invented slavery is because of how annoying this It's like somebody's got to do it and it's not going to be me. Would you consider yourself streaming drug manufacturing as an IRL stream? For me, like, I have never wanted to sell drugs because the reason why is that if you get caught with them, you're in trouble categorically. Whereas if you get caught selling like stolen goods or other like things that you can steal, you don't get categorically in trouble in the same way.

and so I would feel better about selling other stolen products and not that. You know, that's at least like that's the way I think about it. Okay. And we're going to activate this sprinkler. Might as well. And we'll get this one done too. I don't know if I'll be able to water all of these or not, but hopefully I can. So we're going to go and we're going to see how much those LED lights are.

But before we do that, we have to do this first. We got a couple more. Calculated, yeah. Okay. But yeah, it's definitely annoying to do all of this. And so that's why we're really going to, we're going to start to, like, really change things up and, like, have a much better system. It's out.

Fill it back up. Dustblot is a PVPVE. Lomp? Yeah, I heard that. I don't know what it's going to be like, honestly. So I guess we're going to have to just wait and see. I mean, if the game looks good and, like, it's still fun to play, I'd still play it, right?

I mean, I don't really care. Okay, so all this is good, all this is done. I'm going to go ahead and just put some of this stuff away right now. And then we'll put this away. And we've already got big money here. And then I'm also selling meth. And so let me go right now. And we're going to go to the warehouse.

Let's go to the warehouse right now. And I probably should start selling... I'm going to sell meth tomorrow. I think that's a good idea. I think I can go down this way, right? Yeah. Okay. And here's the warehouse. Yeah, it seems like a smart thing to do. Let me see how much a grow light is. Oh, there's an ATM inside of here. Okay, so I need an LED light. LED grow light. So should I get these? And a suspension rack. One per plant. Oh, fuck. Okay. Am I buying this with cash? To, Withdraw. Yeah, I am. Okay. And a pot. Okay, give me a minute. Withdraw. Okay. Pot for pot. Give me a minute. Pot sprinkler. Why would I want this? One pack, one rack, one light. So I have to buy four of these two. So I go like this, right? Yes. Okay. All right, I did it. What is this bitch one? She still wants my $300, her $300. Okay. I got to get her money back.

Okay. Well, in that case, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go do that. You have eight tents? Yeah, but I can't afford that much. Like, I have to be bawling on a budget, okay? Like, obviously it would be great if I could just have everything totally set up, but I can't. So I've got to live according to my means. Which means that I'm a broke bitch. That's what I'm trying to say. Can I go around this? I'm not trying to do some stupid-ass shit?

I can't. Got it. Okay. I made it. Turn a light on, too. Okay. Um, is there a lights in this room? Yeah.

Okay, so I need to do... All right, so we have a hanger. Oh, oh, I see. Okay. Okay. And then we have... Damn. Damn.

Okay. All right, this is going to change my life. Look at the setup? Yeah, yeah. No, it's okay. Okay, pour water. I'm gonna pour this water and then I'm going to bed. Because I want to make sure, like, this is done.

And also, if I have these different pots, won't that mean that, like, the water that I put in the pot won't deteriorate as fast? And so I won't have to, like, water it twice. Yes, okay, that's what I thought. Okay, yeah, that would be huge. Okay, it's done. All right, perfect.

So that's done. And now I think I should, Is there anything else I need to do? No, there's not. All right, I'm going to bed. Okay, not a very good day for me, okay? Really not a good day. But that's life, right?

Okay, and now, now we get into the big money situation. Let me put this away. I'm going to put this away. Actually, I'm going to put... Yeah, I'll keep the jars. Okay, I'll put this way, though. Okay, let's do it. And it's 12, too.

Okay. A lot of money here for me. huge amount of money. Like, each of these that I do, like this is actually going to change my life. So I'm going to give out. I'm thinking, like, should I actually just try to, like, hit the streets myself to avoid the 20%?

But, like, actually, no, I'm not going to do that. Inventory is full. Okay. Let me go ahead and just put this in here. Fucking shit. No, no, it's okay. Let me just put two of these away. No, 20%'s worth it?

Yeah, I think so, too, actually. Yeah, you're right. So I'm gonna go give all this stuff to my two dealers. We have a lot, though. Okay, so more of this is good. And how does this packaging station work? What? Oh, oops.

This is hard. Okay. There we go. Oh, yeah, this is really hard. Okay, and let's go ahead and do more of these. Yeah, I thought they would do this for me. I thought they're supposed to be odd. Actually, I mean, okay.

Okay, okay, all right, now I'm getting it. I'm understanding. This actually is better. Okay, maybe I'm just a fucking idiot. Okay, next. And we're going to give these to both of our dealers here. And they're going to be very happy after this, too. Perfect. Okay, and then we have more of these, and we need more of this. Okay, let's pack.

There we go. And I need, actually, I need more jars. I didn't realize I needed this many jars. Okay. Um, there we go. All right, good. All right. So let's go ahead. We're going to take this perp. And we're going to go and give it to our two dealers. Okay? Let's get this done.

Okay, that's the cops. We got to wait for the cops to go away. All right, good. All right, what up, Molly? I need to trade somebody. How do I assign customers to you? Okay. Um, how do I? Okay, I'm going to put.

Uh, eight right now. Okay. And, yeah, this should be good. And then how do I assign this person dealers? Okay. Uh, Benjo. All right, Molly. I'm just going to start assigning her random people.

Okay, all right, we got all them. So Molly's set up. Trade some items. Okay, so he got that. Good. All right, now let's go talk to Benji. You know, pickpock if he sees? No, I don't want to fuck with that.

There's no reason to. Like, I don't break the law, guys. Yeah. I will build no dynasty. I will consume corporate slop. Soy juice and insect protein will fuel me. Gentrification equals monotome eucropia. Damn, bro.

Like, he really cooking, huh? Wow. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. I'm going to put my meth on the market. And suggested 70. Okay, let's get it. All right, Peter, as always, wants to buy meth.

I really don't like the fact that a guy named Peter Fio is probably my best customer. It's very upsetting to me, but it's the way it is. Okay, so, um, fertilizer. So what should I buy now? Oh, actually, I was going to buy jars. That's right. Okay, buy jars. Let me buy, uh, 20 jars.

30 jars. $90. Okay, there we go. And then let me go talk to Benji as well. Pack your meth Wait, is it not ready to be sold? Wait, did I forget to Did I forget to put it in the bags?

Fuck, bro, like, I forgot. Give me a minute. And trade some items. Okay. So I'm going to give Benji the other eight here and we're going to go back. We're going to buy 20 bags, okay? You can sell it without?

No, not really, though, because it doesn't sell for that much money. Okay, and I'm actually going to start making big money, though. Okay. And we've got where the bags at. We can only have 20 right now because of just like the inventory space. Okay, that's fine. Now we go back, we package the meth, and then we sell the meth.

That's the goal. Your weed grow setup is fucked up. You got to use the lights separate from the tents. Wait, what? What do you mean? Oh, fuck. But it looks like it's getting the purple shit, though, right? It doesn't work.

No? Okay. Well, I'm not going to do it today. I'm going to do it tomorrow then because I still have the soil in here and I'm actually like I'm bawling on a budget and so I can't take any risks right now. Okay. So we're going to have to do whatever we can. Actually, oh wait. Okay, packaging. All right. We have packaging and the product. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's really good. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You guys see that? I'm a winner. Okay, give me a minute. Let me put these away. So we're going to actually do this. And let me package the rest of this weed.

Okay, put that down. Put this in here. Package. Okay. Got it. All right, perfect. And I'll go give this to one of my dealers too. And let me go put this away as well.

And I'll put, no, I keep that with me. Okay. So the next thing I should do is I need to, Okay, let's go I gotta upsell this guy a lot You're addicted to meth, right? I mean, so, okay, so that's what I thought. Okay, good.

All right, we gotta sell this right now to Peter. Like, I just need more money, guys. Like, I'm fucking broke. Because I can't even buy anything else from, like, my suppliers, because I don't have any fucking money, and I've got to pay that Shirley person. Just a minute, I was worried there for a second.

Okay, complete deal. Okay, three meth. Okay. Um, there we go. All right. Awesome, thanks. Peggy. Okay, sure thing. Counteroffer. $250. Okay. Okay. Schedule deal right now. Okay, good. Let's go, uh, let's go sell this right now. Deal expiring soon. Okay. I can't let that happen. I was in her position earlier and now I'm just bawling. Yeah, I know. I know. It's just life, right? Complete deal. Two meth. There's your two meth. Nice. Okay, perfect. Okay, great. And so now I need to think about this. And what are we buying?

So we have $300. So I need fervilizer, right? Yeah, I'm going to go eight fervalizer. And then, okay, that's all I can get. Pay your supplier? I know, I know, I know. Okay. I owe him 360.

And this way he can give me more weed seeds. Okay, um, a dead drop order. Eight more. Okay. Good. And now we got to find. Where's my dealer? Okay, let's go talk to Molly. You can meet them, by the way? No, I don't, I don't want to meet them. I don't need to meet them.

Throw some dick pills in there? I don't know how that works. Like right now, I just need to sell it raw and make some money. That's all I got to do. And, oh, dang! I already got my 600. Okay, let me go ahead and get this guy back for another eight. Okay, this is huge, bro. Like, this is massive.

All right, so we already sold some of these, and I need five, I need to sell five more meths. Okay, I'm thinking right now, so I got my eight verbalizer. I should probably go buy more PBR, and that way I can, yeah, yeah, that's what I should do. I think I need to sell even more. He's not mixing them yet?

I don't know how to mix him. Okay, let me deposit. $500. Okay, good, I'm done. Buy a mixer. Well, I don't know about that. Okay, and we'll get this two. Eight more of these.

And I think that should be, yeah, this is good. Mixing station. I have one of those. Oh, actually, I just forgot. I have a crack house. I forgot, I forgot about my crack house. How's my crack house doing? Because this way we can sell more meth.

Okay. Wait, collect. Okay, all right, guys. Yay! Okay, that's amazing. And let's go ahead and make more meth. Actually, let me put this in here right now. Enter.

Okay, good. Okay, and all right, I have to sell it to this bitch. Give me a minute. Okay, and now we make more meth. Where are we? Put this in here. Good. Okay.

Put this in there. Look at that. I did all four of them this time. Don't be, people were getting mad. I didn't do that last time. Combine the ingredients? Where are we? Is it not?

Oh, I see. Okay. We don't need that in there. That'll probably just make it worse. Over to boiler. Pour the thing into the boiler. Easiest game of my life. Okay.

Okay, good. All right, saving this. And do we have any bags? Yes, we do. Okay, I'm going to have to package this myself right now. It's not worth going over to the other area. And I'll go sell it to that dumb bitch in a minute. Okay.

Perfect. See, now we're really doing work, okay? This is why I needed to do the whole time. Okay, and there we go. We got this. Great. All right, where's this dumb bitch? Counter-offer.

One, two, three. Where are we wait? One, two, three? Right now. Construction demolition. Okay, let's go do it right now. Yo, fuck the police. Fuck the police.

I'm gonna just do what I need to do. If I got to sell mess. I gotta sell meth. Okay, I have to wait for the police. I have to wait for this girl. Yeah, a curfew bonus. Is there a bonus for that? I don't even know.

Okay, and I also need to pay off that other girl. Is this her? This is her. Can I talk to her? I have to wait for her to go in here. Complete deal. Two meths. Here's both of your meths.

Okay, I'm going to pick up my dead drop too. Okay. I'm going to go right behind these police officers. They can't see me. They're so stupid. Okay. There we go. And now we're going to go inside the warehouse too. Nope. Nope, bitch. And is there anything else I need to buy here? So I feel like right now, what I really need to do is I just need to, I buy, I get four, four and a four, right? Like four, four, four. Sixth out of eight dot. Sixth out of eight dot.

No, think... We draw. I gotta do it. We're gonna get... We're gonna buy slaves as soon as we can, okay, guys? I know, I know everybody wants... I know everybody's pretty excited for the slaves. Trust me, there's nobody more excited about slavery than I am,

but we're not ready for it yet, okay? So just try to be patient. I'm trying to get there as fast as we can. Okay. Let's go back over this one. And after this, we've got to make sure that we, uh... Actually, no, this should be fun. After this time,

I'm gonna redo my entire grow area. Everything's getting redone. Okay. I thought I was only gonna have to do this one time. I have to do it two times. Like a fucking caveman, bro. This is embarrassing. This is so fucking embarrassing.

You need pots? I got pots. I got the fucking pot. What are you talking about? I need pots. The pot item? No, I have those too. Okay

Turn that on Okay Let me do this There it is You can just stop using those shitty tents And put the new stuff in Yeah but I already had the soil For these tents

And I didn't want to I didn't want to get rid of the value of the soil Because the soil Cost money man Like I understand like everybody else Like you're like oh it's not a big deal It is a big deal It's a lot of fucking money

I'm losing with this fucking soil So Like that's the reason I'm going to change it tomorrow. I'm not changing it today. Like if I do that right now, yeah, it's 60 fucking dollars, man. It's ridiculous. That's like the price of one weed. Of course I'm not going to let that happen. Time is money? Yes. Okay. And let's go back over. We're going to do these. PBR. The lamp gives plus four weed. Yes. I, I, guys, settle down. Okay. Settle down.

Just 10x your money at the casino? Honestly? Because all I have to do is win like three times, right? I mean, I feel like, I feel like maybe I should start gambling. A juicer magooster? Yeah. No, I feel like that might be the play, guys.

Okay, let's go water these. Actually, no, I don't need to. Okay. Go and do this one. Maybe get one more. If I get one more, yeah, I didn't think so. I thought I'm gonna do this fucking bullshit. Okay, perfect.

Let's go back over here. I did this one. And so if I go to bed, hopefully all this stuff will auto-complete. That's what I'm hoping for. Because after this, I'm gonna rebuild my whole life. And you guys will see now, like after this, everything's gonna be better.

And all the doubters and the disbelievers will see that all this effort and time was completely worth it. I'm being serious. Okay, everything's done. All right, all this is good. Let's go to bed. $3,000.

I'm rich, bitch. Let's go. Okay, and all of this is pretty much good, right? I don't need to do that. Okay. So let me go get this stuff from the dealers, too. Yeah, no, this is really, really good for me. I've got to do this one more time.

This is the last time I ever have to do this two times You're watching the last time I ever have to do this two times in my life This is a big weed situation Oh yep Yep Okay um What am I doing? What am I doing? Put these what? Okay

And now All right Next thing to do Um I gotta go talk to my dealers Yo Big money How many stuff you got

He's got stuff. I think I said five or something. We gotta go talk to Benji, get his money too. Okay. At Hustler 3, you unlock horse semen. Is that the Tim Wall's expansion? Let's go talk to Benji. Benji's out dealing.

Where's Benji? You're right there. Come on, Benji. Hey, hey, hey. Big money. Can I have him sell meth for me? Yes. Yes.

Okay, I'm gonna just have him sell that too. That way, like, if he runs out, He doesn't run out and now I have to go I have to go do this. Okay, let's take this out begin. Let's cook time to cook shit out of here. There it is We're cooking big. We're going crazy There it is. This is me. That's me right there. I thought where wait collect. Okay, yeah Bibbidi bop boo got it. There it is Put this in here.

Yep. Yep. Yep. We're doing an old school style. We're bringing it back. There it is. It's a lot of meth. It's an assload of meth. Okay. Great.

Nextoom station. I don't know. Okay. I'll deal with that later. Save. Okay, good. I'm $2,000 now. Okay, counteroffer. 95. That's a lot. That's a lot. Okay. Afternoon. Okay.

Let me go pay this bitch back. Okay. Peter wants more meth? Damn Peter. Damn Peter. Peter. He getting it twisted. Okay, and we gotta go over here. I gotta pay, uh, I gotta pay that bitch back. We gotta do this right now.

I think it's over this way, right? I thought was, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. 300. Okay, good. That way I can get the money back from her. Actually, let me go ahead and talk to a cock sucker here. Oh, I'm gonna.

to be too much in debt. Okay, give me a minute. Hire the police to sell the drugs. It's more common than you'd think, at least from what people have told me. Damn, there's a bunch of trash everywhere. This place is a shithole. Okay, let me take this. Okay, Alberto. Order a dead drop. Another eight right there. Four hours. Oh, fuck, I forgot I need to sell meth. I forgot to sell meth. I forgot to sell meth. Let's do it right now There's Peter Peter file over at the basketball court next to the school

Probably violating a court order But that's okay All right, let's go back Next to the statute of the park Let's go find next one Kill them? Not yet. We'll kill them later We want to kill people and then sell their body parts To other people like kidneys and shit

And then cook them up like a steak Like a rotissory chicken get a gun i will okay one meth here's your one meth okay good and now it's time to harvest we're gonna harvest and now i'm gonna start paying uh i'm actually i'm gonna take one day just to like build up like all i'm i'm gonna do is build up on this where them scissors at harvest i know i know i know i know that's what i'm about to do chile there's so many tasks i i didn't realize being a drug deal was so hard. Like, you've got to deal with all this bullshit all the time. It's like, just get a job, like a normal, like at this point, it's, it sounds fucking annoying.

Yeah, you can optimize it a bit better. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying, right? I mean, like, God damn. People seem like they be fucking annoying. Okay, and let me go ahead and just put this in here. All right, good. Okay. Okay. Anya slave? Yes, I know. Okay. Oh, I see what happened. There we go. And let me actually get some more jars. Okay, this should be everything I need. Pack, dude, weed. As I said, I've never been a big drug guy, you know?

Like, there's a lot of people that I know that, like, really get into it. But to me, I've just never really had much of a inclination to do drugs. Like, I always thought whenever I was a little kid, I would grow up and be a drug addict. But I didn't because drugs were expensive, and I didn't want to spend that much. much money. That's really the reason why. Like whenever I realized and it was like, okay, well, it's like, because, I mean, I guess like there are people that do meth instead of eating food.

I feel like that's kind of a good idea. But let me a second. Let me do this. I have to focus. It's a good diet. Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, so we've got 19 of these. And we're going to go ahead and put this away.

And let me go get everybody else, like, completely set up. to like to sell a lot of weed. Okay, where's this loser? Okay, we're gonna go talk to him. And then, oh, somebody else wanted to buy meth, right? Piggy wants to buy meth? 250. You're addicted bitch.

Buy it. Okay. There's a blockade there. I'm gonna just go around. Where's my guy? What's up? Hi. Mm.

Get him with that. And where's my other dealer? There's over there. Let's go find him. So I gotta do this and then... Wait, where's he at? Wait, did he just... Fuck, he went back over there. Okay, um...

What was it gonna do? Let me sell it to Peggy. Oh, police. Okay, that's police and that's police. That's police. Why are there so many police officers near my meth deal? This is annoying. That's so annoying.

Gotcha, bitch! Okay, now we're gonna go and we gotta pick up the other weed. Ask them to leave. Yeah, I think that'll be a really good idea, right? Okay, here we go. We'll just pick up this weed right in the middle of everything. Okay, there, we got that. Okay, that's good.

And now I need... So, what should I buy now for, like, extra stuff to put on my weed? Fent? We get it with that fint? Okay. Viagra, um... Okay, I'm not even gonna worry about this right now. The next thing I need to do, honestly, right now, guys,

is I need to check on my meth and see how my meth is doing. And then I have everything you need for... Okay, we're gonna do this too. Mix. Okay, you guys really want me to mix my meth. Like, I don't know if that's a good idea or not. I just um okay I I won't is it okay all right this is my I've never I've never done that okay good that's done all right we're gonna collect the meth again as I said bro it's like it's like cookies

okay and then let's begin this to meth again and let's open the oven smoke the meth in the game no you don't get high on your own supply man Like that's, that's like basic. Everybody should know that. Okay, so all this is good. All right, let me counteroffer this guy. Two of these. Okay, what time?

Right now. Right now. Okay, we're going to sell it from right now. Sell it from right now. Let me save. Let me save. Let's do this. So this next day, right now.

Oh, I need to go talk to Molly and get the stuff from Molly. Okay, how many do you need two? Okay, got it. All right. I'm almost near my house anyway. This is good. So we talk to Molly right now and we get our shit back and then we give him all the rest of the product. Molly's selling. Hey boss, just letting you know, I'm out of product.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Good, so we should be back soon. See, that's perfect timing, right? I knew that was going to happen. Is this Molly? Yeah. A thousand dollars. Okay, trade some items. All right, I'm going to give them nine. Okay. So now he's got more drugs to sell. And I'm also going to level up on this day too.

Okay. Now, gentlemen, we got to work. We got to work. We are about to work hard. Y'all ready? Okay. All right. So we need, first thing we need right now is we put these away. We need this, this, and this. And I need eight pots. All right. So that's a one, that's a two, that's a three, that's a four. That's a one, that's a two, that's a three. Wait, oh, it's a four. Right. Okay, and we got right there, right here, right here.

Oh yeah, this is about to change my life. This is actually, I'm actually getting ready to change my own life. Okay, perfect. Now I think we hire the growers. What do you guys think? Let's do it. Let's hire our first grower right now. This is, bro, this is, I've been waiting on this.

Waiting on this for a while. Let's get it. What that fuck? I don't know who this fucking loser is. Get a handler too? I'm gonna look right now. Okay. So, I need a handler and I need a botanist.

That's really what I need. A cleaner too? Let me actually, you know what? Cleaner two, extra income? Once I go to 16, we're going to use a cleaner. Not yet. Because I feel like that's going to scale up. I'm going to do one botanist right now.

A botanist. Provide a bed for this employee. Do I have to pay the signing fee again if I stop hiring them? Okay, I'm going to just do it. I did it. I did it. That's my first employee, boys. I actually just did it.

Okay. Is there anything else I need? Extra long life. All right. So I'm going to just buy this. Actually, if this. They're managing it, why would I give a fuck, right? Because this is the most efficient.

Shouldn't I just buy base soil? I'm gonna just buy the long ass soil, okay? Wanna buy eight? Okay. There we go. That's good. And what else do I need to get? Air pot.

I don't really care too much about this. Acid phosphorus. I'm gonna just get 20 more jars. I bought a bed, boys. Shut the fuck up. Damn, shut the fuck up. Okay. All right, we gotta go back to the house.

This is big money. This is big money. This is where I changed my life. That's right. So all I need to do is just keep that $200 a day. Okay, this is my house. Christine? Why aren't you working?

I ain't an assigned bed? Okay. All right, let me see here. How do I sign you bed? Click for that. Nine. Okay. I don't know how this works.

I'm just doing, I'm doing how it does. Um, I'm, okay, so they use that right there. And then so if I assign that there, then logically, if I put this here and I put this there, this would cause them to plant, oh, I need to have them also do the purple seeds. Okay. Water, water, not going to be needed. Okay, let's go do this. Hmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mega Bean What is Mega Bean? We don't know what Mega Bean is Okay So we get this right here And the next thing we do All right So we got all this

Bro, this is Oh my God This is what it's all about boys Let's go Why aren't you working? Having paid to work today How do I pay you? Okay

Open briefcase I'm gonna just get her I'm gonna just get her for a thousand. Yeah, I'm gonna just get her for a thousand. Okay, and let me go pick this up. What's up, Ho? Trade some items? Okay, he's got plenty.

Ooh, let me get rid of my jars before I start filling up my space. Okay, that's good. And now we got, we gotta go to 16. Next thing, we go 16, then we get a cleaner. He starts fucking cleaning shit, selling that, makes his money back. That's it. Okay, all right. Next thing.

All right. Let's go ahead. Need my three more shelves? Forgot the pots? Got skateboards? Man, shut the fuck up. Y'all tell me I forget everything. Is Benji out working?

Why not? Why not, bro? Why not? Mm. Okay. Let's see. I still got five, so I can sell that myself. Okay, next thing I need to do.

All right, let me think right now. All right, thinking. So I got to, I'm thinking about buying eight more of these. and so maybe I just see how this works right now on the first day cook more yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah meth

we gotta cook more meth where can I buy y'all said I need to put Viagra in my meth do I have to put Viagra on meth? Yes Select the pot, grow tent get it from Gas Mart okay

wait was I not did I not finish the Grotent destination What does that even mean What do you mean Select the pot and Grotent destination i already did that nine sorry i'm just not understanding seeds any okay i'm gonna just put a i'm gonna put a shelf right over here yeah all right so i i gotta go buy more shelves i'm walking around with money i got to let them know i got a stun on i got i have to show

this to the police okay counteroffer okay let's go let's go let's go schedule do okay good all right so we're gonna we're gonna do that all right So order of operations, order of operations. Shelf's, meth, more meth. Sorry, shelves, meth, Viagra, meth. Okay. Okay, we got two of these. Okay.

I take this off the market now. Okay, good. So now we need to think about the gas mark. Where the fuck is the gas mart? I'm trying to remember. Beas down here. It's by my house, I was thinking, right? Wait, this is a pizza. That's not a gas heart bar? That's a pizza hut.

Look, it's got a pizza hut roof. I want to purchase something? Horse semen. Wait. Wow! I'm gonna buy 20 Viagros. We're going hard. Cook meth with the semen? No. Oh, whoa, wait, hold up. Hold up. We got to sell. We got to sell right now. Let's sell.

This is big money right here, gentlemen. What's this bitch want to? There's two. Easiest game in my life. Okay. You're right over here? There he is. There he is.

I can go around. This is my last three meths. Okay? Nice. Okay, this is huge for me. And then next thing I need to do is I need to actually get, let me go ahead and do this. I got to pay this dude back so I can get more weed for tomorrow. I need more weed for tomorrow.

Google carbonates, people say I got a ad, I don't know about it had. Okay, let's see. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Let me think. Let me think. What we're doing?

What we're doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What were we doing? What were we doing? Sheltz really? Right, I was going to pay off the debt. Director, your properties.

Wait, what? Dead drop. Okay. Damn. Okay, great. Meet up? Oh, really? I didn't know that's how it's going to work.

It's okay. It's fine. All right, so now we got to make some meth in the meantime, just to kill some time. We're going to make meth. After we get done making meth, what we're going to do is we're going to start, um, uh, actually I'm already pretty close to my house. Let me, let me do the shelving now. Yeah, I got to do the shelves right now. What's this bitch want? What's going to do right now? Okay, good. Wait, why she's there is nothing for her to do. I'm confused

Why? I don't get it Okay Okay Easy Can only be assigned to eight pots Guess how many pots I have Fucking idiot Eight

But she's only doing six Stupid bitch What's going on with that If this is Power world We'd have turned her into food by now It's kind of annoying that we haven't Maybe did they maybe they nerf it or some shit Like I don't know

Like It just doesn't make sense to me Okay So we got all these set up and there's just nothing. Like, what the fuck? Like, why is it not? Why? Like, no mats, but it does have mats.

I got the soil myself. Too far? Nah, it's from the same place, bro. Like, look, it's got, you got the seed and it got the soil. Select the seed? I didn't have to select the seed for the other ones. This says nothing for me to do. Nah.

I know. No, y'all right. You're right. That's a good point. Uh, she, y'all saying she could be DEI. That's a good point. Here, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna quit a little back in. Yeah, no, it's all right. It gets fucked. That's fine. Yeah, it's a DEI hire. They do not work after 4 a.m. It's not 4 a.m. It's like 4 p.m. Work, bitch. Get it out right now.

That's right. You pant that fucking planet. You stupid bitch. Okay, anyway. Now we got to go to the meth. Ooh, I got to buy more bags. And we're about to start... Yeah, I got to buy more bags right now. So, where's your money? I used it. I used it.

And also, I'll pick it up from my dealers really soon. Right now, I'm building an empire, and it's not a steady path. Okay. Um, bags. Let's get, uh, let's get 40 bags. Uh, actually, let's get, uh, let's get, uh, 20 more bags. Oh, uh, I gotta go get this other weed. What time is it? Six? I'm, I'm literally getting ready to pop off on, on a huge level. But I'm just not ready to pop off quite yet. Like, after I sell this meth with Viagra in it, like, it's gonna change my life. No, it will be. It's about to change my life. Just wait and see. You're gonna find out. I've never done a mixing thing before, so this is my first time. Let's get this. Begin.

That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm going big fast. Move this down. Put this in. Easy. There it is.

Wow. Wow. Collect. Cook. All right. Let's get it. Okay. All right.

We're going to get it right now. Come on the ingredients. into a bowl. Oh, I can drag it all together. I didn't even know I could do that. Okay, that's good. And then so, uh, more meth. Uh, I guess I'm gonna just bag these right now. Yeah, let me just bag them right now. Easiest game of my life. Okay. Uh, this is like a mixer. Good. And I think honestly, right now, I'm trying to think what, what I should do. Yeah, I'm gonna wait for this. Benjo is uh, okay, yeah, he's probably out.

You need a light bulb? No, bro, like, I cook in the dark. I can put it on, you guys want to see. Damn, what's all this shit? This place is a mess, bro. What the fuck? Damn, what a shit hole. Let's get it. Ding, ding!

Tropic Thunder! Okay, and we're gonna do two more. Okay, and... Bo? Bo. Bur? All right, that's really, really good. So we got both of these going on, and I'm trying to think if there's anything else I need to do now.

Okay, so we got meth on that. We got meth cooking. We got, you can rename it. No, I'm going to call it Tropic Thunder. Oh, bag it. Yeah, no, that's smart. I forgot all about that. So now it's like, because the more, like, and you can tell that these are more expensive

because if you investigate the color of the icon, it is in, fact gold, which means that that means it's worth a lot of money. So this is a very, very good thing for me. Okay. And gee, thanks for 10 subs, bro. I appreciate it. Okay. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. There it is. And we're going to start selling after this. The next day, I'm thinking about going to six pots for weed. And that way I'm like, it's a big weed situation, you know? List it? Not yet. I literally just got done. I'm not gonna listen until tomorrow. Okay, that's good.

And actually, let me just put this in here now. Okay, that way I can save space. Okay, this is good, that's good, this is good, that's good. All right, let's go. Cockass, cockass. Okay, I'm gonna run. Where's my house? Oh, fuck, I go that way.

It is one of this. I'm gonna make sure I get the seeds in the house again too. So that way she can work. Okay, so we got more seeds right here. and how are we doing now? Okay, so now she's planting these, good. And oh my god. Oh my fucking God.

This bitch is wild. Let's go. Okay. Okay, 20 more. I've got plenty more jars, so it should be okay. And I'm gonna re-up on all my dealers after this. Okay. Where my jars at?

Dude, honestly, I feel like I'm really cooking, right? Like, I think we're doing really well. I'm not crazy for thinking that, right? Can I have one? No. I'm like a natural with this. Mix the weed. Is it worth it? What do you guys think?

Is it worth it to mix the weed? I think it's only worth it whenever we hire somebody, because we're going to be doing it at scale. Yes? Yeah, I think that actually is better. It's more money? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. know about that. Okay. And we got more weed over here too. I like hitting the button better.

At least for now. Yeah, we need a chemist for that. Okay, so we have 20 right now. We've got this right here. Okay, she's planning more of these. That's really good. Okay. And then we have this here. Now we've got Granddaddy Purple, Fat Duky, and I think this should all be good. I'm going to wake up right now. Let's go asleep. Okay. All right. So this is good. She's still working. Okay, I gotta get my I get my boys re-upped Yo Big money, big money, let's go Trade some items

Nine, got it Let's go get fat Benji Benji a fat ass bitch And then oh let me put my shit up on the on the thing Tropic Thunder we listen for sale That's a police car we're gonna get out of the road Damn he's trying to run me over Am I being racially profaned?

It's because I'm white. They're trying to put me in jail. Okay, trade some items. There it is. I'm going to just actually put up the base meth. Okay, so now we got both the dealers working, doing whatever I need them to do. Okay, so next thing I do, all right, so we get this.

Now we're just waiting right now. And I'm trying to think, okay, so think, think, think, think. All right, let's go get soil. We got to get more soil. All right, so now we've got to set up. We're building, we gotta start building a fucking what's it called

drug empire that's all I was going to say we got to build a drug empire okay so we need um all right jars we're gonna get I'm I think 30 jars and now we're also going to get soil and I'm thinking just for inventories actually let's go do this

we're going to get 20 soils 600 600's a lot lot of money, but that's what we got to do. And then let me also get Alberto and then we're going to meet up. I'm a meet up on him. I'll be under the West Bridge for the next six hours.

Okay, this is my first meetup. Under the West Bridge. I mean, this has a W. What does the W stand for? He says he's under the West Bridge. Wait, is that a police officer? Never mind. All right, what's up, Albert?

Yes. add to cart we're gonna get let's get 16 of these okay I gotta I gotta make sure I'm gonna discard these two jars I just don't have space

and I'm trying to big dick this yep I'm buying crack under a bridge bro like that's my life that's normal okay what's going on probably somebody being arrested

probably for reacting to the Nintendo direct trailers Nintendo's sending a cease and desist Okay, let's get this Easy easy easy easy All right, good That's a lot

I get this Okay And I guess I should start So what about this mixing table shit So like should I be doing to make it like You know what I should be doing right now I should be thinking about Hire or Packer?

Yeah, I'm just like That's what I'm thinking too, right? It's like I gotta hire somebody to do this counteroffer. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 270, 270, get it. Get it, bitch. Get it, bitch, you want it? Okay, what's the time?

Okay, so 44 minutes. All right, I gotta think right now. So we got weed in there, we got that in there. Actually, let me move the other weed over. Let me do this. I see that. That actually saves a lot of time. Okay.

That way it doesn't run out of space. I gotta get a packer and a chemist First thing I gotta do I'm not I'm not ready for that I have to I have to do it in two steps Step one Step one here's what step one is What's step one? Fuck I forgot

I have to buy extra shit So I buy four I buy eight new setups I go actually let me do Okay never mind Okay so I go and Can I go I'm gonna just go right over this

Okay Can I buy Nike's Can I buy Nike's? Can I buy Nike's? in this guy i gotta buy nikes in this game there it is i have this turn on my superhero tricks so bitch hiding in the hiding in the corner like a little rat okay let's go so all right so this time we buy eight more grow areas we get another bed and we go all in on an entirely new set uh like we go we go from eight okay think about this eight that's good right what's what's almost

twice as good as eight 16 That's where we're about to go. We're going to 16. You see what I'm saying? Let me go make some meth. Actually, I got to go buy more Viagra before I want to buy meth. Yep. Two botanists?

I know, but not yet. Purses. We're going to get 40. ATM. Where's the ATM? Where the ATM at? I'll just buy 20 for now. Easy.

Why? No, I'm not. Shut up, ho. I'm making. meth right now. I'm past that ATM in my life. I'm not even thinking about that anymore. I'm about to be a fucking millionaire.

You think I care about that? That's right. That's right. There it is. Fuck out of here. We got to cook. Close the door. I don't think it works that way. I was actually talking to my dad about that.

I was telling him, I thought the game, the only thing I didn't like about the game is the fact that like if you leave the door open, The cops can't come in and search it Because I feel like they should be able to Why? Why? Because that's the way the law works Is that if a place is open In a lot of cases you can actually go and investigate it Without a warrant

Yeah, it's in plain view, right? That's a patch They got patched that in Okay, uh, three, all right, that's good Probable cost, no, not probable cause Close the shutters, uh-uh, uh-uh, nope Okay, so we got this going on. We're cooking in this. Okay, come in a minute, I got to get back.

How are we doing? The pizza done? Yep, pizza's done. Okay, let's package this. There it is. I'm going to get a new mixing station too. I'm going to just leave it here because I already have a bunch of these right now. I don't need more.

Okay, let's see what we got going on. Seems to Uh Seems to auto bag meth Well meth is easy to bag Right You have to Molly Uh

Yeah Yeah it's a good idea Let me do that That's actually smart Uh Where are they? Is he his house? Yeah Benji's not doing anything

Actually I'm gonna give it to Benji This Benji Benji and I We go way back From the beginning So I'm gonna have him sell the meth Yep thank you Oh, let me get that money.

Oh! Can I undo that? Come here. Okay. Uh, uh, yeah, bygones. Yep, that's right. Okay, let's get this. Oh, I'll purchase something.

All right, so what we need, we got to get, uh, this right here. Uh, we'll get, let's get eight of these. And then let's get eight of these. And then let's get eight of these. Oh, that's a. big money situation. There we go. Air pots? Why?

Why? It's way more money. I don't need that. I do it once a day anyway. It's fine. I feel like that's what I do. Oh, a mixing station. You're right. I got to buy another mixing station. Should I buy the $2,000 one? I feel like that's a massive waste of fucking money. Actually, no, it's not. Big dick. Big dick. Guys, big dick.

Easiest decision of my life. Okay. Counter offer. 245. Scheduled you. Night, right now. Let's get it. Okay.

I got to sell it to both these people. And then after this, we go back home. Let's go here. What's up, Trent? Got it. Big money. Big money. Big money. More slaves?

Not yet. It's fine. I'm not even worried about it. You got to. stay calm under pressure sometimes. Okay, perfect. I knew I was gonna be fine. Okay, great. So now I go and I... Damn, what the fuck? They got this place locked down. I think that they don't want people selling drugs here or something. That's just too bad. That's my job. I have to do it. Selling drugs is like self-defense. Can I get in here? No. Okay. Um, let's go ahead and start setting.

these up. Let me get rid of this piece of shit right now. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. That's eight, by the way. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Tomorrow night is whenever I hire all the new people. But I'm not ready for that yet. I'm going to just have this bitch sleep in the kitchen maybe. I'll put it right there That should be fine Actually no no no no no no no Let me put this Maybe I'll put it like maybe like right here

Some shit I'll put it right there That should be good Okay and How are we doing on the weed? That's a lot of weed Okay I'm gonna put it right here

Mixing station Okay so we need What should I mix my purple shit with which I mix my purple shit with what y'all think? Viagra again. $5,000 fucking dollars. Holy shit in one day.

I got a chili. Okay. We can do it with Viagra if y'all want. Okay. So now the next thing we got to do and think about we got to buy this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Where's the ATM? We're the ATM. Y'all said I was blind. Where's it at? There it is. Deposit. Uh, we're gonna, we're gonna do it 1,000. We're gonna deposit 1,000.

I'm done. This will buy in a lot of Viagra. Purchase something? Yes. Uh, I need, uh, 80 Viagra. Okay, I can't fit that many. Okay, I need, uh, 60 Viagra. There it is.

I need a lot of Viagra boys. Like, I, I need, I need, really, like, chilies are good, too. That should be fine. All right, let's mix. Product mixer Hit it That's taking way too long It's taking way too long

I gotta get another shelf I need another shelf right now Can you take naps? No Okay Buy five shelves No I just buy one

Shelf Is there anything else I need Is there anything else I need? I might as well buy tin soil right now I might as well I need it right now They said the CIA lied about JFK

Yeah Yeah, is he still alive? I think he is. Pretty sure. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Is it done? No.

Oh, I could put another one right there too. That's good. This, man, I'm trying to think. Damn. So I got to get two of these mixing stations so I can do it at a higher efficiency. And that's a $2,000 mixing station, too. That's going to put me back one day. Okay

Soil I got to put the soil in here Okay And bags and We got more seeds Okay we're gonna need I'm trying to think right now Okay what else we need to do

Okay let's get this out Let's get this in Okay Got to get more jars I think we're gonna need a lot more shelves I feel like we need way more shelves I didn't realize like what kind of what kind of a deal this is going to be.

Well, he's got a factory going? I know, I know, I know. Okay, and that's all I can do right now. I'm going to wait for this. And then so we got this going on. We got that going on. I'm going to get this to my boys. Soil pour, we're going to just throw this shit away.

Like, I don't need this. Like, this is what a waste of my fucking life. What a waste of my time. Oh, let me give this dumb bitch a little bit less. $400. I'm going to get her for $400. And then after this, I'm going to give this back. I probably should have done this.

Like, because honestly, like, this is not even that good for the amount of efficiency. Like, this gives me. Like, I don't even feel like it's that good. But I'm going to just buy it anyway because, like, that way I don't have to think about it. I think in three days I should be able to, like, fully, I should fully be able to do the thing, right? Okay, so this is good. That's good. Let me start selling right now.

Counteroffer. Okay. Schedule deal. Let's do it. And then this guy here. I'm gonna try and sell this guy up. Yeah, like this guy's a fucking addict. He's a crackhead. So I thought I could get him. And I got him. I'm gonna go see if I can give this shit away. He's out dealing? Yeah, he better be. Oh, wait. He's just right here. Okay, let's get that money. Get it. Damn, just made a $384 sale. Trade some items. Oh yeah. This is just made. This is really good. Okay, we're gonna give her all this.

Actually, let me take down three. I'm gonna give these other ones to Benji. That way, you know, he at least has something. Go, I'm gonna buy this one here. There she is. Fuck, bitch. That's a tech right there. Got it.

Don't punch Benji. I know, I know. I'm not gonna punch him this time. I'm not gonna punch him again. And then we're gonna buy a lot of Viagra. Like, I feel like that's probably the best idea is just buy as much Viagra as we can. Hmm? Yeah

Get other ingredients too Well I mean fuck like I feel like it's fine the way it is right big money? Oh yeah yeah he's gonna be all right for at least a little bit So now I gotta sell personally and then also let me go ahead and think about Let's go ahead and get Albert um Let's meet up okay where's it Albert North end of the overpass. Where the fuck is that?

North. That says south. I don't see Albert and... Give some samples. Not yet. Not yet. Oh, it tells me. Okay, I got it.

Yes. Okay. 24. Thousand. It's just that easy. 24, big weed. Yeah, this is a big weed situation. And we're also going to buy more Viagra.

and we're gonna start mixing. How many can I buy, 80? Perfect. Let me actually deposit. I'm gonna deposit a thousand. I feel like right now, bro, I'm dealing with zeros. I'm dealing with a lot of zeros. I'm thinking in terms of like,

everything I'm thinking about has got zeros bought. What the fuck is this? Okay. It's full. I got it. Let me just do this. Actually, oh my God. Let's get this.

Let's get that. Get this. Get that. Get this. Get that. Okay. Take this water bottle. Get rid of the water bottle.

I feel like I don't even need the water bottle anymore. Okay, good. All right. And what else am I thinking about doing? Get rid of this. Okay. And I need to buy another one of these. that way I can get

I can get even more oh we need jars we need big jars a lot of jars how many jars do we how many jars we only got 20 jars we need way more jars I need to buy another shelf

I've got guys got any of another shelf that's why I need I need to get another shelf like right now put that in there put this in here ding ding pizza's done okay got it

we need more jars let's get it You need a van? No, I'm good right now. Okay. And let me go ahead. I got this now. Put this in here.

We got two more sets, and we're going to knock out both of these. And then what time is it? 655? Okay. Piggy, we got to sell something to Piggy here. What are we going to do about Piggy? Fuck. Let me think about it later.

Do you need some more property? I feel like honestly I do Let me just I'm gonna get rid of these two It's just too much space And long life soil And then this is just base soil

Like I'm gonna just take this Put this in here Get rid of that Put this in here You need a warehouse I'll get to it I'll get to it Just a minute

I gotta go fast For no reason There's no reason for me to have to go fast I'm not in a hurry Nice. Okay, great. So we got this here and we got one more set. One more set and then we move. And yeah, we're going to make some money on this too. Counter offer.

Yeah, yeah, let me go ahead and just do this. All right, I'm going to set up all these right now. I got nine. This is actually going to be the last one I sell. I'm going to take this off the market right now. I've got so much of this shit, man. It's crazy. We got to get another dealer. That's what I'm feeling like. I feel like we might need another dealer pretty soon.

Okay. So all that's good and we're gonna just put this just just we get these out of my inventory Okay, good. All right, let's go start selling So this is a I have four left after this and I'm gonna buy another mixing station after this too Yeah, this actually be really good complete the deal one easy two We're gonna go inside the warehouse after this. Okay, now let's go to that warehouse. Is that? Is that your music shut up i think we go with two of these two of these mixing stations and now all right so we got this and we're thinking about right now maybe we think about another bed i feel like i need a

bigger place to uh a bigger place to to be in right i need to handle her um loading i don't think i'm ready for that yet honestly like i probably just need another botanist and a cleaner maybe i need to handle her. Maybe I do. I don't know if I do or not. Yeah, I'm actually not even sure. You need to handle her badly? Okay. I just don't know. That's all. That's right. Let me buy some more. Viagra. We're going to buy a 60 Viagra. We're going hard tonight. I'm selling drugs, obviously. Sorry, man. Okay. And I'm going to give this guy some of my stuff. He's out dealing. Where's he at? Okay. Um, I'm going to go find. Molly I'm gonna go give them all my stuff big money yeah yeah that should be fine okay so

Molly is stacked like he's he's got so much stuff how much is the next house 25 okay uh let's go ahead and just put it right here that that should be yeah this is fine okay uh let's get this done okay audit got it got it we got to buy uh jars you see what I'm saying like we got to get more dealers because like now I obviously I've got so many that I'm making. And this is still only with one, let's save the game. That's actually a really good idea. I should do that.

Okay. You have to give more free samples. Okay. I got four that I can give out right now. Two more dealers? Yeah. There's just a lot, bro. Look at all this weed.

This is insane. All right, let's pack. Baggy, the samples. No, I will. I already have four so I shouldn't need to worry about it too much right now more customers well both of my

both of my people are at capacity okay let me put these away and I'll give these out oh you know what I should have done yeah you know what let me let's do that right now let's do that right now yeah let's get it easiest game in my life

okay so now we have two different kinds Dude, this is, this is complicated. Yeah, this is hard. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. There it is. Check my phone? Not yet, not yet. Okay, where are we at?

Okay, Charles, we gotta go talk to Charles. Where's Charles, bitch-ass? Okay, he probably living in this truck. Hey, oh, Charles. Wake up, bitch. 68%? 92%. Bro, he loves,

Weed. Oh shit. There it is. Okay. Oh, we gotta talk to this dumb bitch, Doris. There, she's up there. I see her. Okay. I really, honestly, I forgot even all about selling meth. 87%.

Nice, nice. Okay, we got her. You don't see shit. Okay, good. All right. So next thing, let me find Benji. I'm gonna make sure Benji is good. Because I haven't talked to Benji. for a bit. And so how are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing?

It's $1,000. Not so good, huh? Yeah, not so good. Okay, and I'm going to just take this Granddaddy Purple so I can give this out as a sample too. What a Deppson mechanic? Yeah, yeah, there is. Okay, Kim Delaney. Okay, let's go talk to that stupid bitch. Actually, wait a second. I've got to go by right now. I've got to go buy

of jars. And shelves. And shelves. Okay, give me a minute. Ooh, we're thinking about 40 jars. I'm thinking about 40 jars. That's what's up. And we're thinking about

how many shelves we're thinking about, we're thinking about maybe three shelves. Easiest shelves in my life. Okay, let's go. You need first? No, no. I'm already, like, I'm already at capacity. Like right now, what I need to do... Oh, I need to go over there.

I gotta talk to this girl? It's okay. It's not for me. Buy a skateboard? I don't want to buy a skateboard, stupid. Is this that Kim, bitch? Yeah. 83%, 33%, Okay, let's just get this. Bitch, shut the fuck up!

I hate that ho! Can't believe that? Wow, meth pays more. Uh, Mephs. does pay more, but it's way more work too. Like, basically, you can sell weed at scale better than you can sell meth individually. So it's not like meth doesn't make money. Meth makes a lot of money, but like in the time that I can sell one meth, I can sell 10 weed. So that's what we're thinking about. Look at that. You can't do that with meth. That's a lot.

Okay, let me see here. What can I do? Do like right there. Okay, access storage. Okay, and... Let me just go buy... I'm gonna go buy some Viagra. Let's go buy a lot of Viagra. A delivery? Not yet.

Purchase something? Let's see, 400, Viagra? $800. Okay, give me a minute. purchase something. Oh, it's not 200? Oh, it's 20 times 5. It's 100.

Not 100. Okay, I didn't even need to do that. Where am I? Yeah, we're doing really well right now. Okay, so this is good. How are we doing on seeds, though? We're doing okay on seeds and soil. Probably should get some more soil kind of soon. I'm thinking that maybe we move over to... Actually, let's go ahead and let's do this real quick.

I'm going to go ahead and just get this. Okay, there it is. And then we're going to get this. Get that. Wait a second. I had to go all the way in on that. I gotta get more slaves. I need more slaves.

I need more slaves, man. I need more. This isn't enough. Man, maybe I should start saving up. Maybe I just start saving up. What do you guys think? Saving up for a house? Yeah.

Because right now, the problem that I got going on is that basically fucking, like, I don't have enough room. Because like if I have a warehouse, then maybe we could do that. And I feel like also if I have a warehouse, then I can shift some of my production

to meth, maybe in here, you know? And that would be really nice. Get another hotel room? No, no, I don't need that. Okay, and I need one more of these. Much more time. You still have one? You need the bungalow?

No, I have the bungalow. I am the bungalow. on the bungalow right now okay this is good let's get this the barn is next yeah I just need a really big open space honestly

like it is really it really actually is that simple because as soon as I get that then everything else is going to be better and I'm thinking right now like all I need to do is just tread water and sell and then just slowly build up momentum and power

because like right now honestly like I could probably I could handle another dealer like if I got another dealer that'd be really good. Okay. Uh, fuck. Okay, so we don't have any more potential customers. Like, that's it.

Like, we've farmed everybody out. Okay, so the next thing I should do is I should buy, I could buy eight more weed. Yeah, and we do that? At the mayor's house. Where the fuck is the mayor's house? Oh, shit. So, yeah, I think right now we just farm out money.

That's the smart thing to do. Get a handler? Um, I don't think that we need to. go through any more automation that is beyond uh i don't think we need to go through any more automation that's beyond just like one person right now because i can do all the extra work and also like this space is just not going to work that's the problem i mean i guess i could just buy 16 i might as well just buy 16 why not Your drugs are not listed

That's not how it works, stupid Stupid idiot, shut up We gotta go all the way down here Oh, let me go get some more jars I feel like my life is about buying jars Okay, how many can I buy 30? Oh I'm actually deposited another $1,000

This game's a dick thing Uh, yeah, it is The game's good Um, yeah, it's a good game Okay, let me think right now Oh, I gotta pay that Actually not yet, not yet Okay, I need more soil, but not yet.

And then we'll get this here. Yeah, we really, honestly, like, we really do need to, uh, damn, bro, like this shit is crazy. How much, this bitch is farming. You see what I'm saying? Like, I mean, people are telling me I need to get somebody else. Like, no. Like, I'm barely, I'm barely keeping up of what I got.

Okay, so I think right now, let me look at the context. Are there any more dealers I could get? No. I gotta be a hustler. Ooh, I gotta be a hustler. Oh, shit. Okay. Um, let me think.

Hire more people? Not yet. Because I was thinking about getting two people into this place, but like, I can barely even manage one person. The problem is that I could get a handler, I guess. But like, what is he gonna, what is a handler realistically going to do for me? I just don't know. Pack everything? I just don't know

Full spectrum grow wide I don't know what that is Pack while you do meth Other stuff You think that's it? That could be it I'm just trying to think Buy battery

What we got I'm gonna just get I'm gonna just do that He got it Um Okay this is the last person I can get as a customer So I might as well just go get her right now

If we got the meth lab Well the problem is that The meth lab is just simply not men maxing right now because I like I just don't know how like how I could make that more efficient where's this bitch?

She over here? Okay here we go 83% Get it bitch Get it Damn, what the fuck I failed that two times in a row That's bad

That's actually crazy How I fail that two times in a row What the fuck? Okay and let's go ahead And let's go ahead and get some soil we're going to get uh i'm thinking about 10 soil and i'm thinking about 50 jars or i'm thinking about 40 jars we're going to take all this back women don't like viagra uh that's not very inclusive is it that's not very inclusive thinking what are you trying to say

you're trying to get banned oh that's not good at all okay let's do what we got here this over here, put this over here. I need another thing of shelves. There, this is actually really good. Yeah, this is really good. Okay. And I'm gonna just put these away for now. Actually, I'm gonna just go give these to Benji, so I just have one. Because I don't need to be holding these around, and like it's just extra inventory that I'm just holding onto, like, not doing anything with it. And like now, I feel like now, I think we just need to buy a lot of Viagra. We just have to buy a ton of Viagra. But like, I'm wondering, how much does like the price increase with the Viagra shit? Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, he got a lot of money.

Okay, I probably need to get, I need to get more stuff to him. May I make a variety? Why don't I make a variety? I do one thing. I sell all that. That way there's no confusion. 1160. Won't Mark, about 140. Average day for me. Chilling in batteries are great. One of the Ubisoft studios announced that's going to shut down, it begins. I'll look at that probably like tomorrow. I'm not going to look at it today, but I'm not surprised.

I mean, the thing is that that studio is dead. I mean, like, let's be honest, right? Like, I kind of, in a way, I feel bad for them because it's just like you, you know, it's like you, you know, like you're going to lose your job. and like that's it but it's definitely sad to see it happen because like all these people like you know they got

all right I think right now we just use all this Viagra we go hard on Viagra right now and yeah this is yeah I got five more and so yeah just hold on to everything yeah they deserve it

I mean did they deserve it I mean in a way they do right I mean definitely they deserve it but I mean you can say that they deserve it and still i mean to an extent i mean i can feel bad for the people that lose their jobs like i'm sure it sucks fucking dick that you work at a company the company's fucking up and now uh you're fucked up right i bet that sucks fucking dick so if no it does i mean not everything has to be like super harsh right i mean like you know sometimes like uh shit can just

be real, right? That's just that's what I think. But no, I do feel bad for those people because you know, it's like you're, you know, this is like a dream job and it's getting shut down. And it's also like a whole studio that gets shut down, right? It's not even like a little

bit. That's a lot, man. That's a fucking lot. Yeah, it sucks, yeah, does. Create shitty games and find out. Fuck around did the work? Yeah. No, no doubt. I mean, I, I, It does. I mean, like, I don't really... You just goofed? No, I didn't.

How'd I goof? I didn't goof? Shut up. You're stressing me out. It sounds bad for you to saw? Well, that's what happens whenever you make bad products, though, right? It's like, you make shitty products that nobody likes, and then people don't play your games, and then your studio gets shut down. Like, everybody likes to talk about, like, you know, like games having, like, a message

or, like, some other kind of bullshit. But at the end of the day, if people don't buy the game, you're out of a fucking job you're back in you're back doing door to esh again and like that's your life and so like you know like people always have these these hot high-minded ideals for other people you know writing uh you know checks for somebody else to cash that's it sucks to suck it does imagine if yousop made this game yeah probably these workers who cost money like real money there it is so yeah

I do in a way I feel bad for them uh because especially like people that work like on graphics or something like that like you're like I mean what the fuck right

and like you're just cooked that sucks that sucks this a great game yeah no this is a real game I package all this shit actually in one more set of jars the writing team

fucked them over they did uh writing team dig them down Real hard. Real, real hard. It's surreal that the game made by one guy is more fun like a giant than Eubesaw. Everybody always likes to make things out like they're complicated, and they almost never are.

The fact is that a lot of times there's just people that are bad at their job that work at a company, and if you get rid of them, everything gets better. That's just the truth, right? I mean, like, that's it. I got to take a break. It's 8.30. I'm probably going to eat pretty soon. Let me go pick up all this shit.

Make sure I get this to Benji. Tomorrow I might not be on. I'm not sure yet. Like, if I wake up early, I might go live, but I might just take the day off because I have something I have to do in the middle of the day. And if so, I'll be on the next day, obviously. But we'll find out. And so, yeah, yeah, that's where we're at. Mm.

Take the off? No, no, I, uh... Like, usually I don't really like taking days off, but if I have to, I have to, right? It's not a big deal. Do you cross time off for your manager? I'm doing that right now. And, uh... Oh, good night?

Yeah, no, no. Why did Trump put tariffs on penguins? Oh. Uh... That's a good question. You take a vacation ever? I'm going to have to take a vacation. Uh, there's some...

I have to do, like, a family thing. Uh, at the end of the month, but that's not going to be for a while. Game saved. There it is. I should put this in here too. Okay, yeah, yeah, this is all good. And now I just need to save up money.

Like, that's where we're at. I just got to save up money. I lost my job, you make a day's better. I'm glad to, glad to, absolutely. But yeah, anyway, guys, I really appreciate you all watching and everybody hanging out and chilling. I'll be back on tomorrow. And when I am, I will, let me actually just save again.

yeah and when i am uh i'll be uh if it's not tomorrow it'll be the deck the day after right and uh best game ever yeah yeah because then we have monster hunter the day after that and uh there's also uh something else to play um fucking peewee too that's right yeah yeah so both though something you're gonna be on i just i'm just so used to saying it honestly like i because that's why i always say but anyway guys uh thank you all very much i appreciate it get back to first berserer it's too hard way too hard uh the shit is like uh what do you call it it just was it it just takes so long to do anything in that game and like the bosses uh don't fucking like they don't die uh i just don't want to deal with it yeah that's it but yeah anyway um that's all i got thank you all very much for watching

i appreciate it i'll be back on tomorrow all right boys peace see yeah