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Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I heard Monster Hunter Wilds is pretty good. Today I might do a video for Monster Hunter Wild Hunt. What a good guy. I say might because I don't even know if this game works. That's what's crazy about video games today. Is that they got so much good stuff in them now that they might not work at all like Black Op 6 that I'm still trying to get set up. Monster Hunters is famous for being made by Crapcom, which is built with the region that they used for Mega Man 11 sadly.
Starting point is 00:00:22 You cannot import your characters. When was the last time they made a Mega Man game? When that last time they did that? I feel like we haven't had a Mega Man game in a while. A vowed, but you can customize your cat, which I spent more time on than my actual character. You could also select how many tutorials you want to see you. Oh, who the fuck is this? You can pick either a ton or a lot.
Starting point is 00:00:47 I picked a lot because that seemed like less. There are 14 weapons to pick from. I selected Great Sword because I love losing. What's that on her back? It's huge. Hey! I feel like Great Sword is really good. It's sword. Nobody picks it because it sucks.
Starting point is 00:01:04 The main draw of this franchise is the monster's. Crapcom pulled out a lot of money for this one when Lick-a-Tong entered the arena. I thought he was called Gordlamo, but instead he was called Chittacabra, who was famous in Mexico. I heard about him. Starfield guys not going like this. In my entire time of playing this game, I didn't miss a single hit, even though I was using the Great Sword, which is one of the greatest weapons to miss hits with. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Did you really do that? Of course I did. I've mastered the great sword. Man. Man. Man. Of course I did. I've mastered the...
Starting point is 00:01:45 I just... Great sword. Oh, geez. Before you can hunt any monsters... Did you miss that feeling? No. Ruth, Charisse, and then Jack. And then...
Starting point is 00:01:58 Hey, can one of you help me out? My stockpile of honey is running low. If it's honey you're after... I did this quest. I did this one. I want to show you the way. I want to hunt my stairs. That would be amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I know there's a lot of you watching this video. For you Turrach fans out there, go play Turak. You love that game. Yeah. You know they're making a new Turak. Please, I've seen Karegnath hordes bigger than this in Monster Hunter try on the Wii you. Even with tutorials at the maximum blast, you are never going to be as good as I am at this game. As an old pro that's played both monster hunters, I got to say, man.
Starting point is 00:02:34 You kids have got it so easy today. He's really trying to start some shit. With these Monster hunters, back in Monster Hunter 2, you had to know how to fight a dinosaur in real life to win. Now they do everything for you. The hardest part of this game is getting it to run, which was not a problem for me. It's actually crazy how bad it is. The optimization, the thing is, like, I feel bad for Capcom in a way because it's like you have, I feel bad for the devs of the game. Because the devs of the game really made a great game.
Starting point is 00:03:03 but it's just not well optimized. It's not well optimized, and a lot of people can't play it to the capacity that they should be able to play it. Because I've played the on the PS5 Pro. I have a level two sword now. This way when I miss, it would have did more damage.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Every monster I fought so far as phenomenal, just such a nice level of spiciness to each one of them. And apparently this game is open world, which I did not even realize, because every mission this game is a trailing mission. People who play Monster Hunter will argue that the first 50 hours of the game doesn't even count because that's the part of the game with cut scenes and talking and nobody likes the storyline in Monster Hunter,
Starting point is 00:03:41 but they keep doing it because they don't like us. Well, they have to have a storyline. No, no, I feel like I want there to be a storyline in Monster Hunter, but I almost want the story to be bad. Like every plot device in a story has to be something really stupid. Why? because it reminds me of like a porn where like they have like yeah
Starting point is 00:04:05 I'm here to deliver pizzas and it's like yeah sure right like where's the where's the big monster that I have to kill no really no I feel like Monster Hunter storylines the exact same thing when you're watching like that's it you're watching it you're like okay
Starting point is 00:04:21 when's the action going to start skip skip skip skip skip skip skip am I wrong in saying that people do the exact same thing with Monster Hunter Wilds It's a burn boat. They're always trying to spin it like you're such a hero for killing these monsters. The only reason Capcom makes these games is to develop the technology for the food cutscenes. So tie that end to the storyline.
Starting point is 00:04:53 You should just play. Unless it was Dragon's Dogma 2, where they just ran out of money and time, and they just recorded a steak cooking. And then they said, here's the steak. This is the food cut scene. It's a literal steak being cooked. Stupid caveman that hunts monsters Yeah, that's normal, right?
Starting point is 00:05:14 Do you think that the Shagamo will attack Kanofa village? Not sure. Wow. Didn't we see this one in the, wasn't this in the Elon protest rally? I think this girl was at that rally. She should have said not a chance. The writing in this game sucks. I like the Wudwoods.
Starting point is 00:05:37 And I like the monsters in Monster Horn. Oh, and I like hunting the monsters and monster hunt. Perfection. And I like the armor that you make for your cat out of the monsters from monster. He used the same one that I did. It's so good. This is one of the only games where you the player can say, Kitty cats, get my steak back to base.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Yeah. So silly. I'll fight the giant chicken. I'm gonna kick it. Here we go. You can, wait, you can kick people? This is doing more damage than the sword. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:07 There's a lot to like in this game, except for whenever the characters are talking to me. I love you. Everybody agrees that nobody gives a shit about the story. It's like imagine being the guy whose job it is to write the story. It's like, do you hate your job or do you love your job? Because you could hate your job because you feel unfulfilled that nobody likes it. Or you could love your job because it doesn't matter what you do. You get paid anyway.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I don't know. Which one would it be? It's the rocks that we just went under, you moron. So yeah, I might do a video for this game. Might not. we'll see. The way Monster Hunter works is that they always put out the junk version of the game first, and then if you wait like a year or two, they put out the real version of the game. You should probably just wait for that. Yeah, they're going to do that with Dragons Dogmo 2, right, guys?
Starting point is 00:07:03 They're going to put out the good version of the game. It's going to come out really soon because it's been a year, right? So it's got to be, they've got to announce it really soon. I mean, Edzuno, the main guy, the creative director of the game, leaving Capcom, surely that doesn't mean that they would have just abandoned the game, right? Surely they wouldn't do that. Version, but I don't care. See you. Man. Man.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I got to say, I have to tell you, you're right. It's actually so good. It's such a good fucking game. What Hunter rank am I? I'll show you. Did you find the rat? I did. I found the rat and there was a bonus.
Starting point is 00:07:56 rat that I found today in the morning. Actually, so yesterday I found I'm Hunter ranked 79. Yeah, so I've been, yeah, so basically there were three dead rats in my, actually four total dead rats and that's four so far. I don't know if there's going to be any more of them or anything like that. I just don't know yet. But this is my character's gear, right?
Starting point is 00:08:26 And so I've got, I've got pretty much all my shit set up. and I can show you here that I made two different sets and I've got my other load out here. This is my second load out from my Ebony Odigeron set. I don't really like this set very much. Like I know people like it's better for damage, but I feel like the Guardian Arkfeld set is just better in general. It just gives me like basically more solutions to problems.
Starting point is 00:08:56 But that's pretty much where I've got going on here. And here's like my, uh, here's my build here. I've got a little bit of defense as well, just to survive more. And, uh, yeah, uh, Jen's a pretty good balance because it's high-ranked armor and it as Agitator. Yeah, but I could also use like a, like I have, no, I don't have Agitator. But I'm not really using Agitator isn't super important. What I really should be swapping over is I should use two points of burst as well, because that's what would really be valuable to and then I could drop divine blessing for it
Starting point is 00:09:32 or I could put divine blessing on my gems instead and replace defense boost. So if I replace defense boost and recovery up with divine blessing and then I use the burst necklace, then that would actually be better as well. Remove flare? Well, I don't have flayer.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Flare is just something that's natively on my gear. So I don't have it naturally. It's just there. Well, what can I do for you? And so you know what? Maybe I should do that. Do you guys think I should do that? Yeah, let me see if I can do that. So if I change my necklace and I use the different necklace here, wait, I don't have it?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Oh, I don't have the burst necklace? I thought I had it. Uh, where is it? Burse. No? Upgrade? Nudra-Dudra flame gem. Fuck!
Starting point is 00:10:54 Where's he? Um, he's not in here. 1% chance oil basin yet he's not there okay I guess I could try to just beat a tempered Arkfeld's solo I've never done that should I try and do that he's easy
Starting point is 00:11:35 sword and shield is the easiest way to target farm SOS is it's not that hard let me see I've actually I've actually never done it um give me a second let me make sure I have all my gear Okay I've got this
Starting point is 00:11:57 I only have one flashpod Give me a minute Okay let's get potions Because I'm a little bit intimidated I'll be honest Like I kind of am I've never fought him solo SOS and look for jamming rewards
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah yeah I know I know Um There he is Timpered Gore Magdal is the real deal I don't want to talk about that Okay Make sure I'd do another ration
Starting point is 00:12:48 just in case. All right. We'll see how this goes. Okay. Okay. It's good. He's distracted. That's helping me out a lot.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Okay. Damn, already? Oh, my God. Okay. That's so lucky that went on, that went on him. Okay. Okay. Wait, did I just, did I just break his attack?
Starting point is 00:14:20 Oh. Okay. Okay. All right. We're going to combo this into two, Wyvern blast. I'm fine. Uh, I'm just gonna max potion. Just a minute. I gotta find it. Where is it? Where's my max potion? There it is. Jump on top of them. Shit. Break this. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It wasn't fine.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Dude, I'm there. Finally. Finally. Okay. All right. We're good. Jeez, I'm so sorry, guys. That was embarrassing. Finally. Okay. I'm gonna get this combo and I'm gonna hit him again. Actually, let me do this for now. Okay. I played so well at the beginning. I just wish I could turn that around. Okay. Um, uh, wait, it's not working. Oh, I didn't press the right button. Give me a minute. It's okay. All right, here we go. Big dick damage. Shit! I thought that was gonna knock them back. Okay. Any pod works. Yeah, but it wasn't working. I don't know why it wasn't working. He'll myself right there. Yeah, this is the first time I've ever fought one of these solo. Okay, we're gonna open up at the trap, since he's right underneath it. So it is.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Okay. Oh, shit! I thought he wasn't gonna do it. Okay, now. Now we break the wounds, we get all the health back. It doesn't matter. Okay. Big dick on him.
Starting point is 00:19:21 This is double dick on him. Double dick on him. Nice! Where's he going? Okay, give me a minute. All right. Roaching out. Box him? I'm not boxing. He's dying.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'm fucking killing him. This is the first time I've ever fought this boss. Like, solo. I've done it in a group. I've never done it so well. I figured I'd do it on stream. Since it's like the final boss, you know? What is this bitch doing? You know what?
Starting point is 00:20:22 Let me gilly suit. just so I can get a sneak attack on him, you know? I don't know how the fuck. That should have hit me. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I, that was straight up plot armor. Wow. Nice.
Starting point is 00:21:18 And that was tempered Arkfeld. Do tempered Gore? If he's up, I will attempt him. That's pretty good. Charge up in Slugger, not very high value. So a seven-minute kill. And that's also, a kill, not a, what do you call it? Not a box. Like, I, I don't know. I think that's, that's decent, right? It's not good. Like, I don't think I played very well, but I'm at least satisfied that I did okay there. There's a bow, two minute kill. Yeah, I know I could have played a lot better. I could have played a lot better. There's a lot of room to improve. But I'm, I'm satisfied with, with how I've done. And also, I have a tanking build, too. It's actually good. Yeah, I think that's fine.
Starting point is 00:22:19 That was impressive? No, I don't think it was impressive. I think I could have played much better. But, you know, I did okay, and I'm happy about that. So let me see if I can... Well, I thought that would refill my charges. Okay. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Do I have this? No, it's not ready yet. Okay. So I have to find Nudra Udra, right? Should I just kill him? Maybe he's a different rank. Is he a five-star? maybe. Do I have to kill him tempered? Yeah, I do. So I have to look for one with the gem, right?
Starting point is 00:23:36 He's four? There's no way he's four. There's no way. You want a gem? I got a gem. Uh, yeah. How do I, how do I join? Yeah, he's not four star. I was about to say. Yeah, I thought he was six star. Wait, there's no new Udra at six. I was about to say. Just make your own lobby. Lion Ash, he's seven. No, 7 is only for is only for tempered new udra That's different That's a different one High rank investigation
Starting point is 00:24:49 Like I could just do this right And take a risk and see if I get it Okay, let me just do that Fuck The drop percentage is low Not for me It's low for normal people I'm lucky and I'm special
Starting point is 00:25:14 Which means that whenever I do the fight I'm going to get it for sure. It'll lower with tempered. Wait, really? So I should just do a base new udra? Why are there no investigations for this? Select high rank? No one does investigations of non-tempered.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense, right? Okay, well, I'm just going to join this one. Okay, here we go. I got one posted. Wait, Nomad, you got it posted? Remove the star filter. Oh, that's such a good idea. I should have done that. Fuck. Okay, well, no, this boss will die fast. He'll die really fast and I'll join, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Because, like, they're already fighting him. They've been fighting him for five minutes, so I should just come in, ride on their coattails, immediately kill this boss. This thing will die so fast. Actually, I might not even need yours, because I'm about to get the gem myself right now. Watch. Watch me get it. Watch me get it. I might as well do this. Okay. I lost my thing though, unfortunately. I'll probably break this wound after this. These guys suck.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Break his head right there. I'll break this one too. Didn't quite make it. Nice. Oh, he's big dicking now. I don't think that's going to hit me right? No, it doesn't. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I don't think so. Double dick him right here. There it is. I'm going to break his wound after this too. Thought it. See, you just keep stunning him. This is how it's done right here I never even worry about those
Starting point is 00:29:10 exploding things they never hit me they only hit losers and I'm a winner you guys see what the fuck why'd it hit me doesn't matter just block everything okay dude where's the damage
Starting point is 00:29:47 I feel like I've been deep dicky on him for a while how's he not dead what happened like we've been popping off on him I will be honest though the only boss that I'm afraid of is Gore Magdalah? Is there, like, what damage does he do that I need resistances from? Because I feel like he's so strong and he does so much more damage than every other boss.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I don't know why. Why is that? Is it just dragon damage? Oh, that's why I'm losing because I have negative 20 resistances to dragon damage with my Arkfeld set. That must be the reason. And frenzy? Fuck, okay, now everything is explained. Because I didn't know why I was like getting, like I was almost getting one shot by this boss.
Starting point is 00:30:56 I'll have to make a separate set to fight him. Okay, we've got this cock sucker over here waiting. All right, I'm not even going to wait for them. There it is. So he's going to die real quick. He got to die real quick. What? I love this.
Starting point is 00:31:37 This feels so cool. Nice. Okay. Watch me get the gem. Watch. I'm gonna get it from the quest rule I'm about to get it I guess I'll go mining here
Starting point is 00:32:43 if there's nothing I'm about to get it no I'm about to get it that's the wrong rear item watch so who said they had the quest for the gem who was it that had the quest post your hunter ID and mod chat
Starting point is 00:33:27 wait can you just can you just list it and then make it to where it's like fucking where like you can only join if uh, fucking, uh, there's like fucking, uh, you know what I mean? Can you, you just have it do like that, right?
Starting point is 00:33:58 That's a lot of gems. Roostarence, like, select normal one? No, no, no, it's okay. Yeah, like, if you set it to like manual accept, then randoms join? Well, no, no, if you set it to manual accept, it should be fine, though, right? It's not tempered, okay. How do I do that? Uh, if you can put it.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah, put a passcode and then type it in mod chat. Yeah, I think that would work, right? I think that would work. Quest type? It says any. It says any, any quest type. Investigation filter? Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Oh. Yes! I got it. I got it. I got it. We got it. We got it. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I knew I was going to get it. Then we can get this upgrade. We're going to change everything now. This is about to change my life. Thank you, Nome. Matt. I appreciate you trying to help. Okay. Let me see what I've got. Do I have anything special, anything important here? I guess we're going to ration. Who's this ugly fat bitch over here? Seen so much happier when gaming? Well, yeah, of course I'm happy. I'm playing a really fun game.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Why wouldn't I be happy? Yeah, I've been playing the fuck out of this. I'm waiting on him to get off of there. He's keeping the monster C-Ced, which is kind of annoying. There it is. Okay, now we big day. on him. Yeah, we're about to end this whole career right here. I think I broke that wound too. Got it. Nice. I wondering why I did no damage. Uh, yeah, I, so if a monster is mounted, it takes apparently 25% damage. So it's a 75% damage reduction. I didn't even know that was a thing. There's no way I can mount them again, right? No. Okay. In wilds? Yeah, I don't know about world. Like, I never really did. The only quest that I did in world were raging brachydos.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I did him. I did Safi Jeevo like a couple of times. That was it. There it is, bro. Yeah, he's getting fucking annihilated now. Harrow ass. See if I can break that? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I'm thinking about leveling up bow, too. So did... Okay, let's go ahead and do this. Fried octopus? That was a mistake Stupid of me to do that Can I get that? Yeah, some of the movement in this game
Starting point is 00:38:31 is kind of annoying to do There it is, okay, we got it See, as I said, only losers get hit by those boulders And I'm a winner Make sure we hit that right there That was a bug It was meant for somebody else I was just standing where they're supposed to be
Starting point is 00:39:11 So like my mindset is that I might not have like a really good speed run build but I feel like my build at a baseline is really good. Like, it's not like the best build for like clearing bosses really fast, but it's extremely efficient and really good. Try heavy bow gun. Seven minutes is fine. Well, it was also a sleigh, right?
Starting point is 00:39:47 So it would have been probably a five-minute trap. Gunlance holds top three speed run. Yeah, I mean, like, Gunlance is my new main. It is. This is it. I heard that there's like, there was a lot of quality of life that was added in Wilds versus World. So I'm not really looking at like kind of going back and playing like, because I'll probably play World again at some point and like finish it. But I never beat Fatalus. That was the only thing I didn't beat. And at some point if I do that, you know, I'll probably just stick with Great Sword.
Starting point is 00:40:28 But I haven't really wanted to play Great Sword in this game either because I don't have the other stuff. Oh, is he just going to. Oh, got him. Okay. So now I should be able to crack. right? Nice box. Yeah, I got lucky with that charge. I didn't expect that at all. I love hot moms. Wait, what the fuck was that? Any plans to play Rise? There it is, boys. There it is. Oh, I don't think that's very good. Critical Boost. Critical Boost 3. Wow. I don't think I've ever gotten a Critical Boost 3 before.
Starting point is 00:41:42 That's pretty good. There it is. Yeah, I haven't got that before. at all. That's crit damage? Yeah, I mean, so I'm thinking if I want to use, uh, I don't know what weapon I want to use besides this. Like, because I'm very happy with this weapon, but I was thinking about using other ones just, you know, for fun, right? Okay, let me see if I can upgrade this necklace now. Okay, so if I do my talus man and then I, motherfucker, give me a minute. I feel like I should kill that arcveld. Because that's, that's a five gem arcvild. Like, should I go do that? What do you guys think? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Because this could be a big money situation. Or is he? Oh, I, I fubbuff, food buff, food buff, food buff, food buff. God, I want to kill that. I just want to
Starting point is 00:43:15 kill that kid. Just farming is what the true endgame is? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't have enough items yet. Like, I think it'll probably take me a couple more days. Like, I'll probably get to like Hunter Rank 200 or so and then stop. Because at that point, I'm going to, uh, I'll come back for him. I'll kill him after this. Optimizing armored skills too? Yeah. Actually, we're, wait. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I didn't get my sneak attack. That's really disappointing.
Starting point is 00:44:05 That's like a minus 300 damage. Okay. You guys see how I just get all my health back. It doesn't even matter what he does. I don't give a fuck. I thought something different was going to happen. Equip. Equip.
Starting point is 00:44:51 God fucking damn it. Piece of shit. Okay. Games fault? Yeah, of course. There we go. We're going to get our health fuck right here. Ho's mad.
Starting point is 00:45:49 It's another wound. Wrong monster. Got it. What's he mad for? What's he doing that tail ship? 4. Right there, isn't it? Yeah. Get my health back right there. I feel like he's actually kind of getting fucked up right now. Yeah, he's really kind of getting fucked up. That was very close. What? Oh, it was the ledge that fucked me up. Oh, it does
Starting point is 00:47:24 hit me from there. Okay. Gotcha bitch. Gotcha bitch. That was so close. I thought I wasn't going to make it. Okay. I feel like I've been doing so much damage. Am I for surprised you're not dead yet. Oh! That was so lucky. Gotcha, bitch. Okay, let's just do this. Uh, where's my pods? I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it again. I'm just gonna kill him now. No, fuck it. No, now he dies. Now he has to die. I don't give a fuck. That was, that was, you know, it is, it is what it is, right? Okay, let's get these gems. This could be a big gem situation. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Look at those gems. That's an insane amount of gems. That's decent. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Oh, ambush is always two. I just, uh, we're not feeling it, boys.
Starting point is 00:51:20 We're just really not feeling it. Like, I, I didn't get anything good there. Like, that was just bullshit. Honestly, it was, that's so stupid. Oh, I need a gravios. because Gravios will give me two of the things. If I use a lucky ticket, will I get bonus rewards? From the Gravios?
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yes, okay, I'm going to do it then. Where is it? Details. Create quest. Okay. Now he dies. If I get lucky, I should get all of them and just this one attempt. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Look at nightflower pollen farming for a lot of gold tickets. Yeah, I can, uh, I heard about that. That's that video where you have to like stars align like seven different things in order for it to work, right? I remember hearing a little bit about this. Why? I'm pressing F. There we go. No? Okay. There's an easier method? Okay. I should probably get it before they change it. right this is fat bitch putting poison on me for wow i didn't think that would kill me obviously fucking wrong there jesus christ okay he's a big one yeah i'm actually really surprised i got that did i get it yeah i did i hate this boss by the way like i i i both hate and i don't hate this boss
Starting point is 00:54:45 it's a little bit of both so this should be enough just block i got to make sure i break the i break the thing. Jesus Christ. It has sleep gas? Yeah, it's it's crazy that like this is the one that I died to. Man, harder than Arkfeld. Yeah, I know. That's okay. The only thing I lose is money. I wish I could play World with Wild's combat. I think that you will be able to over time. I think they're going to
Starting point is 00:55:52 probably add in a lot of new monsters. Like didn't World have like multiple years of like postgame support? So like I would pretty much expect Wilds to have the same thing This will be bigger than World I think it will be too honestly I can't okay We're gonna double up on him here Okay, I don't think that really did full damage, but that's okay Finally I knocked him down
Starting point is 00:57:10 Jesus yeah I've been having a bad time on this guy Okay Jesus I gotta heal Never mind I'm fine Whoa He's chunky yeah Oh
Starting point is 00:58:04 Okay Shit I thought I could get that there Can I? Uh Okay Maybe get some bombs No, it's okay
Starting point is 00:59:00 I'm just having a really, really bad time man That's all Jesus Christ I think I'm gonna die again Let me actually just heal Let me heal and not be stupid Christ God that was fucking bad
Starting point is 01:00:06 Okay well he's dead now That's what matters Yep, we kill them. We kill them. Everything's okay. Holy fuck, that was embarrassing. All right, let's hopefully get, let's hopefully get three of them out of this. All right. I got... I only got one. Is that a bug? That's what happens when you're a good player. Attack three, haven't seen an attack three at all? Neither of I. That's my first one.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Okay. Um, would tempered bologna give me one? What about a tempered conglala It has to be six Does it have to be six star? Yes, okay, all right That gen has a guaranteed gem What does that mean? A guaranteed gem
Starting point is 01:02:00 How many do I have? I have seven, that should be fine It has to be seven or eight Yeah, but I need twos. That's the thing. We're right. Okay, we've got to go over to this cock sucker. Let me actually use my thing
Starting point is 01:02:37 And hopefully use it on him to Create Quest Begin his field survey using this, accept them to part. Okay. So hopefully this will multiply it as well. Okay, let's do it. That's bad.
Starting point is 01:03:29 That's bad. I think he bugged out. What the fuck is he doing? What the hell? Jesus Christ. Jesus is fuckers fast. I didn't want to use those this early, but I feel like I have to now. I don't know how I avoided that.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Got him. Finally. Well, this is going really well now. This is what should have been happened the whole fucking time. I'm stunned. It doesn't matter. He's enraged again. Got him.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I was a little bit far away, but at least I did something, and it also got me the heel. God damn it. Yeah, the knockbacks on this guy are really bad. Okay. Nice. Bro, now he's getting fucking farmed. Hopefully I get two out of this. I think I will.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Dude. Nice. Okay, he's going to die here, I'm pretty sure. No, not quite. Nice. Okay, we're gonna get two of them from this one for sure. Kill these fucking things. Okay, now they're dead.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Lute them all, I will. I'm getting all of them. I'll even get the bone pile. This could be very valuable still. Okay, please give me two. I need two of these. Got it. Fucking got it.
Starting point is 01:09:11 There it is. Winners win. No, these are good. That's okay. Can't win them all. Okay, let me go ahead and do this And I feel like I only need burst two I feel like I think burst only goes up to two But I'm not sure I guess we're gonna find out
Starting point is 01:09:41 Yeah, I need to farm more six stars so I can have that secondary thing Okay, and then so you need flayer burst What? I only got one? No, I thought I got two Agitator I feel like burst is better for me Because burst scales and it does more damage Yeah, you got from high rank? Yeah, yeah Versus even better. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Like, Agitator is good, but Agitator only makes me do more damage. No, I'm not doing that one. Um, okay. Both? Yeah, but like, I don't know if I can factor both in. Agitator is a level three gem, right? Is it a level three or level two gem?
Starting point is 01:11:18 Is it a three? That's what I thought. Okay, he's about to get fucking destroyed. I'm gonna kill this dog so fucking fast. Oh, he's getting big dicked, guys He's done He's done, he done, he's over It's over
Starting point is 01:12:28 It's over, it's over Just give up Just give up, bro, just give up Let me get this one Cock sucker, cock sucker Fuck, fuck Okay, give me a minute I'll go back over to him
Starting point is 01:13:21 We gotta go over there fast He's gonna recharge I thought I had that Shit! I forgot about the explosions Yep Throw, doesn't matter Like usually if I'm not trying to
Starting point is 01:14:51 I've actually never fought this boss on tempered mode before So I don't know like how much damage or anything he does So I'm probably gonna make mistakes honestly Because I usually just try to like man mode through everything Can I? No Like I thought I was gonna be able to like break that Let me wait Yeah, see, that's all I needed to do.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Okay, so they have Arkfeld in here, too? Holy fuck. Nice! Okay. Yeah, let's just finish this. Okay? He did. I did not need to heal.
Starting point is 01:17:30 I just needed to play well for three seconds. That's all it took. I was sick at the end. Yeah, how I went underneath him, that was like, I'm feeling good about that. That was great. Okay. I guess my food buff ran out at the same time. Okay. Wow. Wow. Big Dick. Big Dick. Wow. There it is. All right. Trash. That's the first one of those I have. I don't think I'm ever really going to use Flayor realistically, but it's nice that I have it, right? Let me try and move away here. Flayer's awesome? Yeah, I agree. I mean, I think Flayers also very good. Okay. Just a minute. I'm like...
Starting point is 01:18:55 Okay. I didn't know where I was. We got it. So now I should be able to change all my shit, right? Okay. So upgrade talus man's. And now we do this one and we do burst. Yes, yes, we do burst. Okay, yes, I'm going to equip this. And so, like, now we need to figure out device.
Starting point is 01:19:23 divine blessing. Okay. So I don't have any divine blessing now. Where's protection? Okay. Is there any other way that I could get divine blessing three? Probably medicine. I feel like medicine's not really that important. So I don't know. Can you get a two-ranked divine blessing? Actually, it won't matter because these are all level one gems anyway. Well, I messed up. Oh, okay. So it's done. All right, so I have it. Upgrade talisman, you can get rank three. What? No, you can't. Upgrade talisman. See, no, I can't. This is for Flair. That's for Flair. Like, get a rank of Flair so it works? No, no, no, that's not it. Make the talisman?
Starting point is 01:21:10 No, I already did. Because now we have chain blade talisman, and there's only two ranks to it. Get a divine blessing one? No, no, no, no, you don't understand. I already had that. What I'm saying is that now I'm using gems to get divine blessing and I'm using my necklace to get burst
Starting point is 01:21:28 so I can max out burst and at the same time also have the 5x divine blessing. So I have like look at this right so I have my equipment right? Look at this. So I have Flayer at 3 that happens no matter what.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Then I have burst at 5. Divine Blessing at 3 counter strike at three like this is really good this is big good I'm actually going to save this as my new set you can level one meld gem no no I already have it
Starting point is 01:22:15 I have it now I'm fine okay let me see how this is you need an artisan weapon yeah but I don't think that the artisan weapon is worth it with the Arkfeld weapon I feel like the Arkfeld weapon's probably better okay I'm trying to think of what would be a really good test
Starting point is 01:22:47 tempered gore i i'm just not ready bro like i'm gonna lose i'm gonna die bro like because i don't have any i don't have i don't have i need a different gear man like i just you can do it all right i'll try it out this is the only boss i've never beaten so i have potions yeah i have potions my mantles are up if i can't beat them that's okay because like my resistance isn't everything my dragon res is minus 12 so like that's very very not good just block
Starting point is 01:24:49 I thought I was going to block that damage and then I was going to try to use my thing no healing challenge no no I was going to because I had already opened a wound on him and so I was thinking like okay well if I if I break this wound then I'm going to heal up that's why I didn't do it
Starting point is 01:25:29 like I know it might sound crazy but there actually was a strategy then Okay. I gotta really focus on this. What does this mean? No way. Mistake. I think I'm gonna kill him. Holy shit. It went pretty fucking well.
Starting point is 01:31:23 We beat the game. That's it. Holy shit. I actually think that wasn't even that bad of a time. Was that the first final boss? This is the hardest boss. Even with a bad matchup? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Tempered Jen Jihad? That's the first one I ever did. You guys saw me trying to get his foot there. I was trying to get his foot and kill him that way. It just didn't work. Six minutes. That's pretty good. Got another counterstrike, Jim.
Starting point is 01:32:25 I already have a lot of those anyway. That's not really a big deal. Yeah, that was decent. Did you ever completely fail a quest? I have never completely... No, that's not true. I once did tempered Gormagala in a group, and I died three times.
Starting point is 01:32:43 and I failed the quest for the entire group. I don't know what to say. They knew the risks. They didn't heal. Yeah, bro. Where's the heels? Exactly. Um, wow.
Starting point is 01:33:12 That was it. That was it. That was the last boss that I, I, I, yeah, I beat everything now. You just sold this guy? Well, I've gotten better at the game, and I played better, and I learned his mechanics, and I did the fight. I mean, that's, that's how you do it, right? I mean, like, you, how do you do it?
Starting point is 01:33:32 You just do it. Holy shit. Was it too easy? I don't know. I think it was fine. I mean, like, I played the game a lot. I've got pretty good gear. I mean, like, fuck.
Starting point is 01:33:46 Yeah. It unlocks new crafting for decorations, really? Let me see. Melding decorations. No, it looks like we don't have any other new decorations to meld. HR 100 unlocks new melding. but it still doesn't matter because the best ones
Starting point is 01:34:26 you still have to RNG, right? Level 2, I don't care about level 2. I have everything at level 2. Like, by the time, I think they should recalibrate that to like HR 50. Or like maybe 70. Yeah, probably more like 70, right? Because like, yeah, I feel like that's no big deal.
Starting point is 01:34:54 How much playtime I get for all bosses? I left the game on a lot, so I'm not sure, but I have 90 hours in the game. I'm just feeling good that I beat that boss, man. I really am. Like, I'm feeling really good about that. Do you consider bad or illegal in the rights from Washington? Leading question.
Starting point is 01:35:23 I'm not interested in playing the, oh, but these guys did this other bad thing, so it's okay for, like, how can you dislike this thing because there's another bad thing that happened, and we're going to assume that you're okay with that and then get mad at you for it? No. Let's just, let's not do that.
Starting point is 01:35:48 So how do we feel about upgrading this right here? Because if I upgrade this helmet, it goes all the way to 66, right? So I should, I should full upgrade everything, right? Yeah, do it, okay. Need to get to work? I feel like burst is also really, really good, so I'm going to use this with everything.
Starting point is 01:36:28 Okay. I guess I could upgrade this one too. Damn, that's still only not the amount that I need. Yeah, this is going to take a while for me. to do then. If each one of these is, uh, need 10 armies, heavy armor sears, yeah. You won't take any damage from a lower level mobs now, really? Why is this not? Oh, I have to press F to confirm. Ready to get to work? 76,000. That's a lot. I guess actually I probably shouldn't upgrade this right now. I should upgrade the other ones. I only get each one of them to like four. Actually, we'll do,
Starting point is 01:37:35 let's do five because I'm pretty sure it's uh uh it's not like scaling okay so I just need to get more of these then
Starting point is 01:38:05 you can craft those really? Armour Spheres uh event quest soon yeah are any of the artisan weapons like the best thing in the game yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna take a break
Starting point is 01:38:40 take a break chill out for bit. Uh, yes for other weapons. Yeah, the gun lance, I don't think that they are. I guess I could make one with, I don't know. I don't know which one would be useful. Maybe paralysis. Yeah, I can make a paralysis one. You feel like that could be decent. Dragon is best right now? Yeah, but mine already does dragon. Like, yeah, so it's like, I don't really even see the value in that. because like I have this and like this does dragon and like if dragon damage is so good
Starting point is 01:39:40 maybe I could just use that but I'd never see a single person using it I see everybody using this one and also I lose a level three gem with this affinity is bad yeah because I can't crit yeah I'm gonna take a break and chill
Starting point is 01:39:53 for a bit and probably get some food relax and do some games maybe later on and yeah I can't believe it we killed Gore Magbola tempered Magdalas solo. And in six minutes, too. That was really fast. I didn't expect that at all.
Starting point is 01:40:12 That was really fast. Yeah, first try. Uh, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, I did die. To be fair, I did die one time, but that was just a, uh, a miscalibration, right? Make the artisan paralysis weapon. Give it a try. Maybe I will. Please check Expedition 33 IGN review. Oh, um, I'm already going to play the game. I've already decided. Tomorrow pirate yakuza, I don't know. Show gear real quick? Yeah, yeah, sure. This is the gear that I'm using right now.
Starting point is 01:41:31 Where is it? Oh, I just saw it. And I have the Bursch, Jim, and four-piece Arkfeld. There it is. Any reason you don't change your armor color? Because I don't know how. I'll probably do that later. In the camp?
Starting point is 01:42:19 Yeah, maybe I will. But anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you guys. I'll be back on tomorrow What are we going to do tomorrow? I don't know I don't know
Starting point is 01:42:30 I got yeah I'm just I'm very happy that I beat this I'm very very happy We got the gear We got everything done We'll figure it out So thank you guys all very much for watching And I'll be on tomorrow
Starting point is 01:42:47 All right boys Peace see ya

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