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Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today, what we're going to do is I am going to beat the second stage on hard mode. That is my goal. That is my plan. We beat the second stage on hard mode, and I'm able to go through and beat it. Clueless? That, that's because at that point, I will have effectively beaten the game. Not really, but I will have effectively beaten the game. Okay. Playing new characters, please. I don't have enough money to play the new character.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I cannot afford to buy the new character. If I die, I could also get this guy too. It's pretty cool. If I die, I will play the monkey. Okay, guys? If I die. Play Mega Chad? I, let me just, let me play my fucking character.
Starting point is 00:01:03 It's gonna be fine, all right? Never played Mega Chad. I don't know how I plays. Okay, let's go. All right, guys. Tier three. Tier 3 Desert. Hopefully we do this. You're playing a newbie friendly character?
Starting point is 00:01:35 You mean the good character? Yeah, I'm playing the good character. That's correct. Yeah, what did you think I was gonna play? You think I was gonna play the bad character? Why don't play the bad character? But I played the good character. You fucking retarded?
Starting point is 00:01:52 Oh, oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, anyone picked these up too? All right. All right. Firestaff. I think let's go with Firestaff. Let's go with this right now. And then we'll do, let's do Life Steel.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Pretty easy decision right there. Got it. I'm going to get as many of these as I can, okay? We're going to do attack speed. Okay. And we'll do movement speed as well. That way I go fast. Lower volume.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Turn it down. Sorry, it's hard for me to know. Okay. There's one. right there another upgrade okay I don't really want either of these but I'll just go with the ring for evasion that way I take less damage okay there's the fucking that outlaw after this one I need to get ready oh fuck the fuck was that what do you mean I have to move around that's so annoying okay let me try to do
Starting point is 00:03:17 every boss shrine right now wow demonic soul Oh shit. Okay. And I'm going to hit this right now. We're looking for boss shrines, by the way, guys. That's what we're doing. And, oh, wow, this is a hard decision. I think we're going to go with attack speed right now instead of the gun,
Starting point is 00:03:45 because I think it's easier to roll weapons than tomes. So we're going to go with this right now. That's what I think. Okay. That was, I think, a box, right? What is this? Okay, cheese, big dick cheese. This is massive.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Banana. Banana is insane. Okay. Let me open these. I don't see any more boss shrines. Are you serious? There's no other... There's only one boss shrine?
Starting point is 00:04:29 What's this bullshit game? Ah, he's trying to hide from me. Let me look this. Another cheese. Double cheese. I think this is my run. Guys, I'm pretty sure this is my run. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Damage. We'll do, um, jump height as well for a new bass okay and uh boss buster let's go with that pretty easy decision there okay it looks like we've gotten all of the boss shrines that i can find and because of that uh we'll go with the attack speed i think we're ready for the first boss okay cheese and boss buster easy yeah i know course it's going to be easy i'm gonna beat the fuck out of this game okay uh now let's go revolver I pull up the gap. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:40 And project, let me refresh. And we'll do a fire staff projectiles. This is going pretty well. Actually, I think this is going really well. You want me to be honest. It's going great. Okay. All right, now we're going to...
Starting point is 00:06:02 All right, it's pretty good. I can get legendaries, though. Big damage early? Not big damage, but it's good damage. Attack speed, okay, good. We need projectiles now. I have to get projectiles. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Got it. And one extra jump. Easiest decision of my life. All right, good. Already picked those up. Okay, now I have to loot everything. I'm not ready for this guy yet. I'm going to do him at the very end.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Pop this. Get this. A sworn? Get the bandit. No, bandits have super high health. And so I want to do it later on whenever I have more stats. Okay, all these are garbage, like literal fucking garbage. I'm just, I have two tomes I still need, so I have to go with this, even though I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I can't get that item. Okay, attack speed again. Got it? Wrench? Just what I needed. I don't need a wrench. Okay, invasion. Okay, let's get rid of this.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I don't need any of these. Check that out of speed. Damn, bro, like all this stuff sucks dick. Why does everything suck dick? This is bad. Need damage? Maybe I should go with damage. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Jesus, man. Are you kidding me? I guess we do, I mean, obviously CDR, right? I mean, pretty easy decision there. Okay. Banish? I'm going to have to.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I'm going to banish the, um, the gold gain. And now we'll do max HP. Oh, oh. Wait, I'm actually gonna die. Fuck, I'm gonna go get that heart right now. I'm gonna go right now, just to be careful.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Yes. That's what I'm fucking talking about, guys. See? I knew I could do it. Okay, the last one, I don't think the last one really matters. Maybe I go with damage. Okay. XP or size.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I don't think I go with size. Um, just keep going. It doesn't matter. Okay, uh, we'll do, uh, pickup range. I guess. Luck? Okay, if I get luck, I'll go with luck. I don't know really when to use
Starting point is 00:09:31 when to pick luck over something else, though. I'm not sure. Okay, let me microwave my cheese. Okay. No, I need to do this. This is super important. One more. I didn't need the wrench.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Okay, good. Let's go. Five cheeses already. I'm out of control. They can't stop me. Okay, and movement speed. Actually, let's go, yeah, yeah, we'll do moving speed. I'll get more life steal over time.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It's not that big of a deal. I probably, actually, you know what, let me hit this right now. Actually, you probably should not have hit that. That was a mistake. It's okay. Let's go with bone. Let's go with bone. I think.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm not sure. The reason why I want to go with bone, here's the reason why. It's because if it's like the other boss, I'll have the other abilities locked down. So I won't be able to use them. So I wanted to have like a stronger shark against the boss. Okay, revolver. Always your main weapon. Wait, oh my God, I actually almost died.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Why did I read that? Okay, I'm gonna get light steel right now. I'm actually a fucking moron. Like, what the hell is wrong with me? Okay, big dick cheese. Good, HP region. Let me loop that actually. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:11:34 All right, nice. I haven't gotten a single legendary so far, guys. This is so stupid. Okay, let's do movement speed again. It's a zero legendaries. There's two of them over there. Three of them. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Okay, I'm gonna get something good soon. Boom, bitch. Okay, uh, let's do luck. Uh, jump pipe. I think we do life stone. Uh, lifetone. You guys really want me to skip. Like, you really want me to skip.
Starting point is 00:12:40 No. No. No, that's wrong decision. I will not. not I gotta get more projectiles man this is bad okay I get ready for the boss and then after the boss we're gonna do the the bandit okay I guess right here should be fine let's fight them here we go oh they're gonna die so fucking fast I'm just gonna summon them right now this is perfect I'm actually doing crazy damage right now I'm kind of a god okay uh damage uh let's do uh
Starting point is 00:13:59 let's do banana okay good and he's dead this is better be my legendary okay okay yeah right sure great which is what i wanted okay give me a fucking legendary where's my fucking legendary holy shit how bad is this gonna get oh okay finally finally we're in the game Oh, there's one right here. I missed this one. Bad aren't. Need luck. No, I don't need luck. I'm gonna be just fine without it.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I beat the first boss with no luck. I can do it again. Wait, I didn't even see this one. Let's do Mirror. I think Mirror is a defensive option is better. Omega cheese. Okay, this is huge. This is massive.
Starting point is 00:15:31 One more? I'll leave this right now. Nah, it's alright. At least it's something, right? Okay. Let's get ready and do this boss. Okay. A little nubas.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Fucking got him. Oh my god. That shit was fast. Jesus. Okay. Still no legendary, man. And I, oh, I didn't even jump. I forgot about jumping.
Starting point is 00:16:31 You could say, you guys think I cheezed them? You guys think I cheezed them? Okay, uh, let's see. We'll do projectiles. That was that a good one? Okay, uh, we'll do, uh, damage probably. I think damage best option here. Maybe projectile, maybe, maybe bone is better.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I don't know. It's hard to say. Okay, um, projectile count. I think we're going to projectile count. Uh, speed. I don't really care a lot of speed. That's massive. Okay, count again.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I always go count. Speed gives you damage. It does. And you know what else gives me damage? Damage. Did you know that? I learned that by playing the game. No way?
Starting point is 00:17:36 Yeah. I'm just right now, I'm just waiting. At one minute I'm going to go in. I feel like my damage isn't like it's not great. It's okay. I killed the boss really fast because I had that bug. I pick this up right now. I'll do attack speed.
Starting point is 00:18:05 See that? They're just getting killed. I got a bonus box. That's actually really fucking good for me. As soon as this is about to go away, I'm going to click it. Okay, I'm going to click it now. All right, level 30 on the first stage. So, am I going to hit every single boss shrine on the second stage? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Credit carb. Let's go with... Let's go with the transfusion, I think. None of those options are super great. One for bosses. Oh, maybe I should have gone there, but I didn't. Okay, this is huge, obviously. More damage.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Dude, where's the boss shrines? There's one. Okay, I got one boss shrine. Two, okay, all right, all right, all right. Now, okay, this is, this is pretty good. Okay, we're up behind here. Nothing. Okay, there's the fucking bandit.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Another boss shrine right there. Okay. We always summon every single boss. The reason why is it makes me do more damage. Okay, I think that's all of them. Let me go right down the middle too. Double check. Uh, it looks like that's about it.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Okay, good. Elite spawning. All of these suck dick, by the way. These are all massive pieces of shit. Okay, crit damage, movement. Ooh, do a movement speed. All right. Now we got the boss.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Let's do it. I'm ready. I guess I can go over. of this might as well where they at ooh pick a branch as this a big boys okay you guys see how much work this poison's doing right this insane holy shit all right holy cheese i told you like that that that's how you win i still have not gotten a single fucking legendary this is ridiculous what is wrong with this game What a bunch of shit. Lots of free chest.
Starting point is 00:21:54 This is going to be my legendary right here. Next one's going to be my legendary for sure. Okay. Damage to elites, I guess. I need to get something better, man. Like, this is so... Dude, all of these are so bad. How is this happening to me?
Starting point is 00:22:30 This is crazy. Okay, I'll come back to it. Okay, let's go with... I don't even know. Like, maybe banana? I mean, it's epic, right? got to be good. Shit. I couldn't loot it. I can't. Shit. Okay, uh, let's do attack speed. Got it. Dude. This is so bad. High them? No. Let me hit this right now. This should get me
Starting point is 00:23:29 like hopefully a couple of levels, right? Okay, projectile. Okay, I really need projectiles. And right now we're just looking for any of these. Okay, this is really good. This is going to be a legendary. Okay, um, let's go over here Okay, protect our speed Let's do attack speed I feel like I really didn't scale in this run Like I'm not like This is really fucked up guys
Starting point is 00:24:03 We're actually fucked Not a single legendary To be fair, that is my temp's cheese So I may be getting unlucky with legendaries But I'm not getting unlucky with cheeses This is a big cheese situation I think I might be able to make up the difference by just simply having the cheese.
Starting point is 00:24:43 And using that, I should be really good. Cheese is legendary. You need HP with that ring. You don't need it. Like, if I get 50 more HP, I'll probably happen on its own. Realistically, I'm probably not going to... Okay, let's see here. Difficulty.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Okay, well, I got 18, right? It'll just happen on its own, man. Okay, I'm going to go back and get that purple thing. Just not right now. Oh, oh, wow. Where did this guy come? from i didn't even see him mold gloves uh yeah let's go damage we lose a little bit of health but we gain 20% damage it's not even close okay god damn holy shit okay where they at where they at
Starting point is 00:26:06 there's no stuff in the game i got everything runs guda it's it's pretty good oh right i'm gonna go to Whenever they're about to overwhelm me, I hit the bomb. Attack speed. Boom, bitch. Death damage. Big money. Huge money. Okay, this is great.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Okay, we'll do projectiles again. $100. That's a lot of money. Okay, now we've got the bosses. How much health do they have? 280. Watch this. Quick chance.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Jesus. Jump, bro. I forgot. You didn't remind me. You just to remind me before the fight, not after. Yeah, what? Bro, what were you thinking? Okay, I'm gonna buy one more chest.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Magnet? Yeah, let me hit it. It's a good idea. Oh, I didn't even see these. Quantity. Jumps. After this, we summoned the boss. Attack speed.
Starting point is 00:28:36 And we'll do experience gain, obviously. Almost got away from me. 8% attack speed. It's nice. Wasn't there a purple thing around here? Yeah, there was. I'm gonna just use it right now. I have to summon the boss.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I have to do everything. Big dick. I have to dodge everything and not make any mistakes. That's all. God, that was so bad. Okay. Okay, good. All right, projectiles again.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Actually, we'll do five with seven. Wait, he killed me. I couldn't even tell what was happening. Oh my god Fuck man Are you kidding me I can even fucking see him Shit
Starting point is 00:30:38 Monkey or mega chat guys Which one is it Which one's it gonna be Monkey No one knows where he got the shades No one asks Alright We're gonna see how this one goes
Starting point is 00:31:28 Oh What do I even go with for weapons On monkey Should I use the bow? Same as skeleton? Okay, okay. Does he move faster when he's jumping? I think he does. He does.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Oh shit. I didn't even know this. Bandit? I'm not gonna do a bandit this early. You fucking retarded? Okay. Nice. Okay, that's actually really good. So I've been jumping anyway.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Because I don't have the movement speed. I wonder if I should get movement speed on the monkey. I feel like I should do, I feel like I should get movement speed on the monkey. Get the luck tone. I'm going to be to T2 forest. It's hard. Okay, um, let's do, uh, regent. Blood magic. We're getting it. I'm a big fan of blood magic. Okay, we'll do, uh, experience game. Is awesome? Yeah, it's so good. That way they can't kill me. Slide is good. Yeah, I'm doing my best. Okay, this is actually, this is insanely good whenever it's time. Okay, I'm, I'm actually just gonna wait here
Starting point is 00:33:48 and safe. Dude, these guys are so fast. I feel like every other character sucks compared to, all right, should I get the revolver? I think I should. Yeah, I'm going to get the revolver. A monkey with a gun sounds like a really good idea. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I've almost got enough money to buy this. Yeah, I do. Okay, I'm going to get the mirror. Oh, didn't this guy, is this guy going to give me something? No, he doesn't. Okay, I was wrong. All right, uh, let's do revolver. I need to get another jump. Jump on the walls.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Why? I don't really see that helping me. Okay, and we'll do critchance. Dude, I really feel like... I really feel like the... The skateboard guy is the best. I do. He's just...
Starting point is 00:35:17 He's so fast. He's probably already been around the map like three times by now. No? Yeah. Yeah, he is. Okay, jump height. Okay. Uh, let's do, uh, movement speed.
Starting point is 00:36:22 This is bad. This is really bad. I told you the monkey's garbage. Do we do mega chat instead? I think we just try it. What the hell? He just kills everything with his aura. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:56 All right. Um, do we go with sword? What do y'all think? No, let me only go with things that do damage on a raw level. So like, no projection. Jackdiles, nothing. Just damage. Straight raw damage. Yes, the axe and the sword, I might have to go with the axe.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Okay, let's do aura again. You see how much damage I'm doing now? Oh my God. This is the natural progression from garlic and vampire survivors. This is its final form. And I already have cheese. I'm really that guy. Wow, wait, this guy's really good. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:37:56 Should I go with life steel? So I'd want to go with size, luck, life steel. I think that's pretty good. And damage. Quantity? I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, orah. I'll go, Oura. Damn.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah, bro, he is that guy. They can't even get to me. They just die. Shit. This is actually really good. is actually really good. Oh, I should do movement speed too. Okay, and not, maybe I go knockback too. Okay, let's do, uh, I'm gonna go movement speed. Okay, boss portal. Let's go with that. Make sure I loot this right now. Knockback is shit with aura. I don't think I should do knockback.
Starting point is 00:39:29 I just, I don't think so. Like, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm a fucking retard. But, uh, yeah, I don't think so okay and we'll do size obviously make myself even bigger that way I can just walk through everybody okay projectile speed okay we're or I get dude he really is that guy he's just walking around everything just dies I wonder if I want to get cheese right now I don't think so okay there's the bandit statue there's no way I'm ready for the bandit statue like literally zero percent chance i clicked that i'm dead okay this is going to actually save me some time here i'm going to get this oh he's flexing on him is he is he that good okay and let's go with
Starting point is 00:41:01 aura again yeah aura again big dick aura remember we're buffing all of our circles i'm getting every stat that is a circle we only have two bosses which isn't great but that's the way it is. Crit chance. Don't like care a lot about that. Okay, that's fine. Let me look this too. Aura ticks
Starting point is 00:41:31 scales off of attack speed. Really? Maybe I should get attack speed then. Oh, projectiles. Doubling my fire damage. Yeah, I wish I knew how the different things affected each other. I don't.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Okay, let's go to this one right now. So the whole swarm is just going to get killed. right? So should I do projectiles or not? Like I feel like projectiles is like super bad, right? It's like super bad. Okay, good. Okay, we'll do movement, uh, maybe duration would be good too. Let's do movement speed. Okay, and now we'll do, um, I guess projectiles again. Let's know, aura, or a farming. We have to do aura farming. But actually just dying. Like, okay, uh, let's do aura again. Okay, that's better. Um, let's do, Oh, attack speed, I guess.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Need life steel? Really? Really? You sure? It's not obvious? Let me go get it. There's a health thing over here. Oh, and there's also a thing too. Ooh, he flexed on him. Nice. Oh, these fat boys are harder to kill.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Okay. Pick this up right now. Got it. Let's do, I'm going to get shield. Dude, I'm not getting enough... I'm not getting enough levels. This is actually really kind of bad. You're gonna die, Baldy? I know, I know. Okay, uh, let's see here. Jump height, I guess. Like, I...
Starting point is 00:44:14 Fuck. Just aura again. Get a magnet? Maybe I should. Experience game. Okay, that'll help out a little bit, right? Oh, let me go loot this. Okay. I need to get Egeus. If I can get bad, I'm gonna be much better off. Oh, let me leave this too.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Dude, five boss shrines. Ooh, ooh, okay, let's go talk to this guy. Dude, everything I get is bad. Everything is bad. Nothing is good. I'm in the desert. I really am. The item desert.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Okay, let's do extra jumps. Okay, kill these guys. Dude, I'm barely even able to kill them. I don't know, guys. Ah, geez. This is not. good and I'm getting swarmed on too even okay okay uh let's do uh flame walker obviously another chest let me get it this is so bad a geas okay all right we're good
Starting point is 00:46:27 all right talk to this guy i guess just go max hp again right dude this is so bad i can barely do anything. Shield Tome? I don't think so, man. Okay, there's a guy I can buy for him right over there. Let me go to him. Dude. Dude. Guys. Oh my god. Bro. Every character is bad, except for the one character I play. Like, I actually feel like I cannot beat anything except for with that, that skeleton guy. Like, I think he's the only good character in the game. You had no books? Yeah, but like, I can't control that. Playing skeleton is making you bad.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I think I'm just bad. I don't think so. I think it's just, I think it's a default. Unlock the girl? I don't think so, man. I could go Vlad. That's 32 gold. I spend all my money on this guy.
Starting point is 00:48:47 All right, I'll do one more. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let me do it. Got it. I did it. It's over. Okay Do it life steal? Yes
Starting point is 00:49:00 This is me now This is me I win for sure with this one Oraville No Absolutely fucking not There it is Big Dick
Starting point is 00:49:20 I think we go with bone I think we go with bone Guys Big Dick bones Crit There's no way Like I'm gonna get enough passives Through crit
Starting point is 00:49:44 I feel like I don't even need to do that Okay Um, let me do crit chance. Like 6%. Let me go to this. It's just, it's, it's so bad. You can over-crit? What?
Starting point is 00:50:14 What? The fuck is an over-crit? Dude, kill him. Kill him! Kill him! Thank you. Okay. Should I do, I shouldn't do max HP, right? That's garbage.
Starting point is 00:50:34 You can make a crit with lots? I didn't know that. Okay. I just, I, Maybe you guys are right that like me, by me playing the skeleton, it's made me worse at the game because the skeleton is so good. Because I feel like I struggle with every other character, but with this skeleton. Really, really, because like, I'm a god with the skeleton,
Starting point is 00:51:03 except for when I died, but that doesn't count. In general, I'm a god with the skeleton. He's too fast? No, he's not fast enough. Okay, hopefully we get something good. Okay, we didn't. You got too used to the fast movement. You're right.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Okay. Um, I'm wondering if I should go for that. Realistically, I'm never going to go here again. So I'm just going to pick it up right now. Enjoy the robot, dude? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Damage. How are we feeling about damage tome? I'm feeling pretty good about damage tome. What do we think? Yeah. Crit? Man, you guys really, really want me to go crit. Okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I'm going to do it. Fuck it. Fuck you guys. I'll do it. And if I lose and my damage is bad, it's your fault. Okay, all of these are garbage. I don't want any of these. Okay, attack speed, obviously, that's what I want.
Starting point is 00:52:38 It's like the best one in the game. Okay. And I'm going to get agility speed too. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Let's do movement speed again. Aegis will make you survive, even if only level one. Well, that's crazy because I had ages like level seven or like level three or something. And I died before. So that's not fucking true. You're lying. I don't even have my wet, dude, this might be the worst run of my life. Guys, I think this is the worst run of my life.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, it is. It is, it is. Okay, um, damage. Look, he's, he's barely even doing anything. Okay. Look at my... It's so... My damage is so fucking bad.
Starting point is 00:54:18 It's so fucking bad. This is embarrassing. I can't believe this is happening to me. I can barely even kill one boss. This is the worst day of my life. I... Shit! Dude, I...
Starting point is 00:54:50 It's okay? No, it's not okay. It's not... Who said it was okay? It's not. I don't think that I... I told you it wasn't. I said it was not okay.
Starting point is 00:55:19 I said for fucking sure, it was not okay. And this is what happens. Fuck. Holy fuck, you're bad? No, I'm not bad. I'm just used to being good. The only good character in the game is the skeleton.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Every time I play the skeleton, I win. Every time I play something besides the skeleton, I lose. Need to build around characters. He gains life steel per level. You have to get attack speed and crit. This is ridiculous. That's because he's meta. Yeah, because he's good.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Mega Chad with Orah Knockback and Lifesteel is Opie. Bro, like, I... I'm losing every game, man. You're just bad? Of course I'm bad. Just go skeleton? I should just go skeleton again. I'm just going to go skeleton again. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Like, this... It's obviously not working. Like, I have to go skeleton. I have to. Okay. Every game... See, every game is good when I'm skeleton. Every game is bad.
Starting point is 00:56:51 but I'm not. That's what happens. Shit. How'd I how to hit that? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. No, I'm doing it. No, no, cause here's the thing. Here's the thing. I've been taking advice from chat and every, every advice, I've been dead. That's every bit of advice has led me to being dead. I don't think I should do that anymore. It's I keep dying. I got to think about, I got to think about what's the best option for me. Experience gain right here, 15%. Lightning staff. Big Dick. I have to get this. He's going to give me a thing. Ignore chat? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Bro, like, you have to remember. Like, I know how to beat the game by myself. I can do this. I'll come back. I've beaten this game before. And I didn't do it by listing to other people, bro. I just freeballed it We gotta get more boss shrines
Starting point is 00:58:39 Fuck, how'd I get hit? I don't want that Attack speed I have a vision People might not see the vision yet But over time It will become evident Doop see I knew they would be here
Starting point is 00:59:21 Be really nice if I got a good item Be really really nice But that's okay, that's fine I didn't even want a good item Honestly Okay, we'll go bone I need to get I'm not gonna tell you what I need to get
Starting point is 00:59:47 It's a secret. This is a surprise. Banana. Some people say it's banana. Some people say it's not banana. Nobody will know. Where's the boss shrines? See that? That's how you play the game right there. Let's get regent. What the fuck? Oh, come on. What the fuck? Okay, let's go. Look at this damage. Look at this. I can't lose. I literally can't lose. There's no way that's good, right? I'm dead. No, I'm not. I think I'm dead. Guys, I think I'm dead. Guys, I don't think today is my day.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I think I gotta stop. I'm so cooked today. Like, bro, I'm losing every... I can't even get through it, bro. Like, yeah. I can't even get through. I gotta go take a nap, bro. Like, there's something's got one more.
Starting point is 01:01:56 No, bro. I said, in my mind, I told myself one more, two more before this. Because I knew that I was, I knew I was fucked up. I knew I was fucked up, bro. Like, I knew it. Do you know what? Yeah, bro, like, this is bad.
Starting point is 01:02:17 That was the exact same experience. I think they nerfs some stuff. They didn't nerve shit, bro. Like, I just, I'm just getting hit. Like, that's it. That's the only problem. Yeah, that's the, that's the issue. Tier 3 is very hard without a plan and a curse tone.
Starting point is 01:02:32 No, it's, it's, it's all my fault. It's all my fault. That's it. Like, I just need to play better. Like, if I play better, I win. If I, if I don't play better, I lose. Like, it is literally that simple. You watch a son shocking his dog? Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. I mean, obviously it's bad to shock your dog. I mean, I don't know. Like, what do you want me to say? I don't know if that's what he did. So I don't want to, like, be like, oh, yeah, I know he did this. But like, I'd wait for him to respond to it at least, right? You gotta watch some more videos on game mechanics. You're missing a lot of stuff. Maybe you're right. I bet you'll win now. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 01:03:16 I don't think he shocked his dog. I have no idea whether he did or not. I mean, it's... Didn't you say if a game is challenging, you immediately close it? Yeah, but the problem with this game is that it's not challenging. Fucking garbage, bro. I just keep getting hit by the red circles. Like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be real.
Starting point is 01:03:36 I have slept probably five hours or less every day for the... last week. And I think I'm playing like it. I do. I think my reactions and my responses to things like decision making, I'm playing like it. Like I'm cooked, bro. Like that's it. And so I get it. Yeah, no. And it's just, you know, I could play better. I could play better and that's it. And 10 a.m. comes early. Yeah, I guess so. But I did see those red circles are bullshit sometimes. Well, they're bullshit when they hit me. That's true. They definitely are.

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