Asmongold TV - I Played More Elden Ring: Nightreign | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

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Oh, ridiculous. Apple has no right to do whatever they want for the platform that they designed and built. No, you're right that Apple did design and build the platform. But here, let me give you a good example. So let's say somebody designs and builds the entire internet infrastructure inside of a certain city or a town. And then they decide that nobody can go on websites that feature any pornographic content. Or let's say that you can't play video games on the internet anymore. And so like if they find that you're playing video games on the internet, they just ban you. would that be a good thing for people even though they designed and controlled the entire infrastructure?

No, it wouldn't. So really, if you build an infrastructure and you use it as a means to oppress people through the way that you're creating a market, then it doesn't matter whether you built it or not because the best interest of the customer still needs to be held at the highest regard. That's what I'm really trying to get at.

Let me try and kill this dicks here. This is the next one I have to fight. Don't forget. show your Weather and Waves account. Yeah, maybe I can do that. I want to do maybe a couple of games of this too. And it's go after ISP cable companies next. Internet needs to be a utility. Well, the internet, and that's a great example, right, is that the internet does need to be a utility, but a lot of these ISPs aren't exercising that. They're not doing it in a bad way. And when they're doing it in a bad way, then you'll see things change. You're playing this with friends? What's that?

Is that like a, is that a mod? Yeah, I'm confused. It's real bad in Canada? Yeah. Parkhorn. Yeah, as I said, I'm not really like, I'm in a position now where it's like, I probably should look at playing another game,

but I'm also just still kind of playing this and tiers of Avalon or Taney Greal, like something of Avalon, like Blood of Avalon or some show. Like, and I just, I can't, I can't think of something else to play, right? and we've got stellar blade coming out pretty soon there's a couple of other games too you know who like would be really good

you know maybe I should talk to the guys at kick about this how cool would it be if I was able to interview Tim Sweeney and ask him about this whole situation because like that's the kind of stuff that I was hoping to do with the podcast right is to interview these guys and talk to them about like these different issues now I wonder if he'd be willing to talk about it because of the lawsuit

considering it's still like kind of ongoing kill him shoot him But maybe. I don't know. Do it? Yeah, I'd love to do that. Did you mention another Dark Souls deathless run?

Yeah. I'm thinking I might actually play the Executor because apparently it plays like Sekiro. But I'm going to keep playing the Archer because I think it's the best class right now. So glad you're going to kick? Well, keep in mind, I'm still streaming on Twitch 2, but yeah, I'm going to be multi-streaming on kick tomorrow.

And, you know, for the indefinite future. You're going to get a canned PR response about it? Because I'd probably be on there with them talking to him for an hour, right? Like, you can get beyond that in an hour. My opinion, it's not like Sekiro, it's a katana. Yeah, but it has a deflect, right? Which is what I was saying. Kick tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to ask for a 30 FPS limit. I'm going to start with kick and then see how that goes. That's my plan. And I've also talked with the guys there, and I really like them a lot. And, you know, we've had, like, really good communication. And so, yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, very positive about it.

Kick also has 7 TV. I didn't know that. All right. I'm helping, guys. I'm helping. Okay, so we can have six weapons. So I'm just going to start equipping weapons. Shouldn't I just do that?

I just automatically equip weapons just so I can have something. Yeah? Got them. Where the ho's at? Oh, this is that thing. Um, all right, let's go down here. I just, dude, I actually think

I'm doing less damage. It sounds stupid, but like I really think so. Okay, um, let's go over here. Yeah, you've been nerfed, your, your relic? Is my relic really making that big of a difference? Because like, I remember at the beginning I was doing so much more. I realized I was out of stamina there. That guy really helped me out. Oops. We gotta go inside here. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Got him. Okay. I'll go to all this. Um, is there a boss here? I have. thought there was a boss here where the fuck's the boss no it's down here that's right okay let's go uh giant seal okay we'll just look that finger seal with that too jesus this guy's just getting fucking destroyed god damn

you guys said what the fuck continuous HP recovery okay that's really good and now we'll level up again i feel like these guys like uh people are getting way better at the game Like this is a really good team. People are efficient. Oh, the door opened. Okay, good. Raiders do so much damage. Yeah, I don't know yet.

I still am of the mindset that I think this is a worse version of Monster Hunter. But I also really like Monster Hunter. So it's at least something to do. And it's Elden Ring, and I love Elven Ring. I think this gameplay loop is better. I don't like how rushed it is, and there's a lot of things about it that I would change. But, um... With the flask, is there anything good here?

Let's keep going DEI ring, do you think so? Okay, they want to do the boss here Let's get it Hit it Okay, well I guess we just have to go do something else Until he comes back Yeah, we had our guy DC

Got him Nice, got him Easy enough Okay, charge sorceries, that's not important Let's keep going Move out of that I think that guy's gonna line of sight me Who's trying to attack me here?

I don't know. Got him. Yeah, we're cooking the fuck out of him. Okay. Oh, did he summon that guy? Oh, shit. I just realized that we're, oh, my God. Oh, the death right bird.

Fuck that. Can we try and kill this, maybe? Yeah, they're going to try and kill it. I'm going to go with them. That didn't work. I thought I was going to hit both of them. That's too bad. We just barely missed out on that.

See, that's the kind of shit that I hate, man. And now he lost our player. See, I'm only doing 35 damage. There's no way that's normal. Twin Blade talisman. That's pretty good. I've got to get a res. Or not a res. A bonfire.

Oh, fuck. Not this area. Please don't try to fight the fucking gargoyle. Fuck, I didn't realize it was still going. Jesus. Just gonna run. Doesn't matter. Okay, maybe we go in through here. Elon Bill.

What do you mean? This is a good bill. Got it. Oh, that guy did a lot of damage. See, we don't even still, we don't have a new bow yet. We gotta do something about this. I'm only doing 51 damage. Okay, uh, let's go up to the top.

Got to roll that. Man, I'm really fucking up, huh? Let me go over here. I'll get you. I kind of just want to leave, honestly. Just old? I should have. There's a mistake not to. I didn't think of it.

I think that they should, like, I don't know. Like, having somebody leave, it just makes it so much harder to do anything. Finally, that guy's dead. Okay, uh, xumhp, we're going to go with that. Easy enough. Why is it such a slog fest? I think the mobs have too much health. Okay, next.

Oh, I thought that was the thing. Kill all those guys right now. That, I think, was a decent use of the old, right? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. Um, we gotta kill this guy first. Okay, we got him. No one of those things too. Hornbow. Let's get that. Okay, let's go. We gotta go to the tree. A flame of frenzy appears. What the fuck is that?

Fuck! Okay, random event? Yeah, I guess so. I didn't even know that was a thing. That's good. Let's go. Yeah, I really need to get a bonfire. Okay, we got one, we got one. Okay, this is huge. It's actually massive. Okay. If you find a bow with status damage, barrage is a pretty decent skill to use. Yeah, I know.

I don't really use it a lot, but I probably should. I'm thinking I should play the executor class after this. What do you guys think about that? The Sekiro class? A sword's better? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm almost to my next level.

Can I get my next level yet? Maybe I could, right? if we just kill like a little bit more mobs. Fuck. Oh shit, we could go, we could have gotten them if I had known. Fuck, man. All right, let's go. Excuse me.

Damn, I didn't think it would go that far. Oh, I didn't know he did the double. That's a big boy. Shit damage? Yeah, I think I'm doing shit damage too, actually. I just don't know how I can do better damage with this class. I, yeah, I feel like I'm really just not, I'm not doing work. Okay, let's go.

Battlefield Commander, who the fuck is this? Oh, Commander Nail. Okay, got it. Does he summon the ads? I mean he does. I'm gonna save my alt for the ads. Easiest game in my life.

Oh, I didn't know that would hit me. Get him. Nice. It won't matter. He'll die. Honestly, guys. He got fucking destroyed. Oh my God.

Sent an enemy death. I feel like that's actually really good. especially with how often I attack. Oh right, there's one over here. I only get one level. Fuck. The location, where do you want to go? Let's go over there.

Alright, you could just bleed or frost on the bow. Uh, I don't know how to do that. Want to play with chat? Well, people can queue up at the same time that I do, and I'll play with them then. Damn, I got six flasks. Holy shit. Okay, we got the ISR on in the way there. We're gonna have to turn around. Frost damage on Bow's Peak, isn't.

Okay. We're gonna go over here. kill these guys oh fuck we got a move one oh that's a cocksucker man came out of nowhere nice now i'm actually doing better damage though i'm hitting for 100 for how many of these how many these flowers fucking are there oh my god ooh that guy almost got my ass got him all right let's go over here easiest game my life honestly wait what happened to my weapon Oh, I changed my weapon, oops. That's so confused there. Okay, all right, we're good.

One shot, zero difficulty? Yeah, that's how I can win. I just gotta stay away. Jesus, these things have so much health. And they do so much area denial too. Let's stay away, hopefully it goes on him. Nice. Oh, wow. Damn, I wish I had known that.

I didn't think it would go off because he, uh, because he died. Yeah, I've never had that happen before. Ooh, that's a lot of cock suckers right there. Okay, let's go. And now I think I can level up again too, which is really good. I'm still only level eight. I feel like we're two manning this. This is, isn't it so much different?

Like, nice. Bitch. Bitch ass. Get my mana back. Gotcha, bitch. I thought I would interrupt them with that. Apparently not. Okay, uh, let's keep going.

There'll be an arrow top left if you can level up. Really? I didn't know that. Thank you. We shouldn't kill him. We should go inside here and kill this thing. Isn't that where this thing is? Oh, I must have gotten confused. Oh, we actually want to kill the fallen star beast. Okay. Just a little risky, but all right, let's get it done. Put the mark on the two. My mana back.

I really need to stop spam casting. I don't think you can, right? Wait, he canceled his cast. Nice! It's massive. Okay? Nope. See, I did it again. I do the same exact thing every time. I feel so stupid because like I make the same mistake over and over. Okay, um, serpentine bow. That's massive. Okay, now we gotta go kill this dick sucker over here. Got them. Nice. This guy's doing work, man. Let me go check that weapon. Taking damage reports, no, it's bad. Okay, let's keep going. Oh, it's the boss. It's the mini boss. I'll deal with the mini boss.

You can deal with the big boss. I un-reliz there's two of them. Okay, now we killed everybody. Actually, now we killed everybody. Nice! Ho's mad! Golem? I think we go at the crossbow.

Yeah, let's go with that crossbow. Wait, I can't. Oh my god, actually at the wrong button. How'd I do that? Okay, I see. I see. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. Level 10 already. Purching attacks.

Okay, let's go. Level 10 already, dude. Wait, it only shoots one attack. This sucks. What? I thought... But I thought... But...

But what a fuck? I thought, yeah. You thought wrong? I sure did. Got him. Fire negation. Nobody hears about that. I feel like this guy and I, like, we're kind of on the same wavelength. We're kind of cooking.

Okay, where's the tree? Let's go this one. Infinity ammo? Yeah. That's what makes it so good. I can hear footsteps up here. I don't know what boss this is going to be. Hopefully it's not a bullshit boss.

Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm just going to stay with him. Got him. Guy who left has no honor. So true. I mean, honestly, like, sometimes shit happens, right? I mean, like, life happens. It's just how it is.

I mean, I don't even, like, I don't take a thing. personally or think there's anything really wrong with it a somber two should i buy this i'm gonna buy it 49,000 okay oh i could have leveled actually that's okay uh i didn't know that uh i don't think we have the time to kill these guys let's just ignore them oh no that's really bad it's something we can yeah as much as i want to i don't think we have um i don't think we have this is good okay let's go up here okay Can I kill any of these? I kill one of them.

I mean, every little bit counts, right? A lot. It's coming. I know. I know. This is fine. We're going to make it. It's not even a big deal. Okay. Let's do it. What hell is he doing? Does he kill these guys? Get a little bit of extra experience. Anybody else? Looks like, no, not so much.

All right, let's do it. Night 10, level 10's pretty good. Yeah, I think so too. I'd be level 11 if I could be. What does this do? What does this give me? Boost physical and fire damage. I'm gonna just get it right now. Probably should have saved it for the boss, but whatever, who cares?

All right, let's do it. Stupid. Oh, what the fuck? Got him. Dude, we're actually cooking the fuck out of him, man. Kiershi, thank you for the raid. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you. This is a hard one. Jesus Christ. Damn, that was fast. Dude, he's... He's so fast. Uh-oh. We gotta lock in. That was kind of close. I don't think I should have gotten it that close.

I'm actually fucking garbage. It's okay. Oh, man. Oh, man. Jesus. Alt saved for Elder Ring 2? Well, I wanted to use it on the boss. Okay, so I could level this up to...

I feel like I should level this up to like purple, right? because it does like I don't know maybe I should just stick with the bow you think I should just stick with serpent bow maybe I should it was a waste to even go with that okay nice I got double levels oh huge that's huge I'm old 12 poison dot yeah okay let's do it how any big bosses he beat two this this could be the third one but we're playing a two player team which is like really bad you're ready of a foxway feel I saw thank you kushi thank you very much

it's time we'll see how this goes It balances around two players. Really? Well, then why do we keep losing with three? Are it stuck? Yeah, I know. I wish they would lower the HP multiplier if a player leaves, though. Like, I feel like it's kind of cheesy that they don't.

I mean, in Monster Hunter, they do that. Why can't they just do that in this game, too? Oh, they do? I don't think so. Really? Do you want me to fuck the butterfly? Looks like I have to fuck the butterfly. That's fine.

I can do that. Wait for my man to get back. I get it away. All right. I'll get you, bro. Don't worry about it. I'll get you. Oh, man.

This is going to be rough. Oh, I didn't know he did that. Okay, that's my boy. This butterfly cock sucker really is messing me up. Dude, we're really struggling. This is going to, we're going to do old. I was hoping to use it where it would hit both of them. Or to use it to, like, get my teammate out of, uh, out of a knot.

That's why. Whoa. I feel like all we have to do is just keep doing what we're already doing, and then eventually the boss will die. Yep. I don't think they haven't enraged. The second phase is what I don't really understand, though. Let's see you doing.

Are we switching roles here? I don't know how to fight this guy. Now, I can try. Oh, wow. Maybe I have to roll into that. Oh! Okay, all right, all right, let's go. It's time.

I'm gonna get some more mana. That's new? Trying to get me. No damage. Alt, dude? You really want me to alt now? Like, I don't think I should. Oh, I'm a boy.

I mean, I don't know. I think I need to save the alt for a revive. He's already at two bars. Jesus Christ. Okay, fool me once. Jesus, that's such an annoying attack. Okay, he's doing this bullshit. It should be fine.

I'll get you again, it's not a deal. Ah, shit. Okay, well, that's too bad. Fuck. All right, well, let me try and use the other class. Physical attack up. All that's really good. To endure at the start of the expansion.

Okay. Figure three in endurance and strength. Good saving the old. Well, I didn't think it was the right option. Like, I didn't, number one, I didn't think that would kill me. Like, it's my second time ever fighting the bolt. boss. So, uh, I, I didn't know that would happen. And I didn't, I didn't, I don't know what he does, right? You should spam alt, dude. It's just an ability. No, we only have two players and I thought that I

need to save it in order to get a res out because, um, like, I, I couldn't rely on anybody else. Like, that's the reason why. Uh, like, I mean, like, people might think it's a bad decision, right? But like, I mean, there was logic behind the decision, even if it wasn't, right one okay uh character selection let me try to do this i don't know how this is gonna go okay but this is fucking insane right i mean attack power through the katana let's go with this yeah i i think that like we're we're in a really good spot right now so the password we can join well i'm doing this right now so what do i have character skill draw a cursed sword that can deflect enemy attacks aspect of the crucible beast just can't get

matched up with quitters. Yeah. I have a hard time seeing this game have longevity. Yes, same. Okay. They got to change something majorly? Well, the game, it's just like

the bosses just have too much health. It's too punishing. The res mechanic sucks. There's too many mechanics in the game. It's like an overload in a way that doesn't help. Like, there's a lot that they need to do.

Yeah, they're way too damaged, spongy. Like, it's just too much, man. So how do I... Okay, so that's how. Three hits to kill one mob. Oh, um... There, now it's two-hand. Okay, wood all these.

Where do they want me to go? I'm gonna go over here. I don't know why they want me to go over there. I think it's stupid to go over there, but okay. I guess I gotta play with the team, right? Jesus Christ, I'm already half. Oh, they're inside here. I get it.

All right. Jesus, that does no damage. I'm just gonna ignore him. Oh my god Oh Okay oh I hit his eye Okay perfect Oh wow

Okay so we have a smithing two I think that'll help I don't know where we're going or what we're doing I don't know anything upgrade staphic I feel like we really I don't know if that was really the right option for us to do that I honestly mean that I don't know Is this where the oh it's a lot of fat boys here wow What's all the fat boys that's easy

heart bow blade add wholly to weapon magic attack follows charge attacks I just I don't know like does that mean it works now for me like I have no idea okay um guard counters we don't really use that

damn I'm already level six that's big dick ooh that's big dick now we're cooking all right we killed all them that's good where do they want to go I guess I've got to follow them them let's go this one two-hand oh shit do i not have it two-handed again god damn it thank you

oh is this why i think it is no it's not i'm just gonna kill this guy hit it hit it i actually think we win this one for sure yeah like we're actually destroying these guys gargoyal halibardo stance break successive attacks negate damage What the fuck? That's insane. Oh shit. I didn't see that. Okay? He'll. Who needs defense?

When you can just kill them? I don't know what my old does yet. I'm going to use it on the first boss because I know that's going to be a time that it'll be useful. I feel like this is, honestly, I feel like this team is insane. Like, we're going to win for sure. I tried to backstab. Okay. Nice.

Damn, bro. This is going really well. Holy fuck. Carrying. Oh, bro, big dick. Wait a second. Two of them. Wait.

There we go. Okay, we're good. Now we're double-wielding katanos. This is going to be insane. Okay. Battle mages. They're just dead. Okay, let's go.

Jesus Christ. I forgot. Got them. Oh, there's one more. Carried easy. Really? I think I'm doing pretty well. Okay.

Now what's this? Stance break? We'll go with that. I'm already level 8 at level 1. Or sorry, night 1. I feel like this is it, guys. I don't know what we're waiting on. Okay, let's go here. I'll just stay with them.

This bill matches your aggression? I'm actually pretty defensive as a player, usually. But I feel like this game kind of makes you have to be aggressive, right? Like if you're not, you just fall behind. Easiest game on my life. Periodical glint blades. Okay, let's go with that. Fire. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to do that. Okay, we're good. Is there another guy up here?

I don't think I can level up again either. At least not yet. That's pretty good. I don't need that. I think we should go to here. Yeah, this is the best, I think this is the best run I've ever had. I'm going to see if I can do an upgrade here. Just don't die. Oh, okay, I was about to, but now that you said that, I've changed my arm. Ooh, are they really, is it really close again this fast?

Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I want to fight this guy, but I don't think we have time. Do you want to try and do it? Like, we can try if you want. I'll clear these ads. No, we just don't even, it's not even close. Actually, yeah, it is. It is close.

It's a cable. Easiest game in my life. What's this? Acquire belongings. Oh, wow. Look at all this loo. Got it. Oh, why would I,

against the trash mob. Did I just parry? Wait, why am I, why am I two, why am I one-handing? Okay, there we go. We're gonna do the old whenever he goes into his second base. Uh, this does do damage, right? What the fuck? Is this like Wukon? My health back. He's doing something, so we have to explode that. Nice. Okay, uh, Blass Sawyer, critical hits, increased damage inflicted upon enemy. Is, you, Flass slowly restore HP. I feel like that's pretty good. Yeah, let's go with that.

I don't really do crits. Like I, well, no, okay. All right, all right, I'm gonna go with this thing. Dude, I'm already level 10 and I'm starting out. This is insane. Three is bait. Well, I've always used, I've thought it was useful before,

but yeah, I know what you mean. I just wish that my archer class was better. So we're gonna go inside there. This is an amazing run. Yeah, I know. Like I feel like maybe we should kill the dragon Because like we have bleeds and everything Like we probably should kill it

But I'm gonna trust them Like these guys are probably better Like they probably played more than me So like I'm gonna just do whatever they want to do No no I'm not gonna do it like uh like we've played this a team this long And uh it's worked really well So I don't really see a reason to uh To change things

Should we go a team? Yeah exactly don't rock the boat exactly We're going all the way over here what the fuck What the fuck? What in the fuck? Okay. This is the run. This is 100% the run. Can we need to go here?

I thought we killed these, didn't we? I guess not if there's guys here. Yeah. This guy's gonna be kept before he gets up. Yeah, this is like a super, this is like a level one boss. Goal and Halibardo. Uh, I guess I can equip that. 49,000.

That's a while. Oh. Okay. We're two now. Oh, this way. I guess we can do this too while we're here. Is there even any guys here? Oh yeah, there's a guy here.

Got them. Nice. We'll kill this thing too. Albinark bow. Fire giant crusher. Holy shit. I can't do many upgrades either. I guess I could do...

Actually, no, it's not true. I can. There, now it's blue. Can I buy a good one? No. Marker Gale, you've got a key or jail? Yeah, I forgot about that. Okay.

We're gonna go inside this castle, I guess. Asma will play Game Boy and Keybone a Mouse if he could. True. We should kill as many of these Crucible Nights as we can. I thought I was playing Sekiro for a minute. And I hit the wrong button. Got him. That went pretty well.

I'll go get him. I can't. He's too far down. There's two of them here. I don't think we can. handle two crucible nights right now especially not without our full team um what do we do here i really don't know go down oh i see oh it's a oh no we got them nice these are like the hardest moms in the game in my opinion devours sceptor that's really good um oh shit oh shit okay okay

good uh let's use this i'll get my ruin increase too here i don't know if i'm going the right way i feel like we're kind of falling off out of a lack of coordination so let me try and see if i can do this perry thing so it's an entirely different stance i have to run i think i'm dead yeah i can't do this okay uh let me actually do let me use my other weapon i don't know where my team is i'm trying to i'm trying to get caught up with my team but i don't know where they are killed something. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. This is down at the bottom. Okay. I finally made it. The sole experience? Yeah. Where are you over below? Yeah. It's just hard to know what's going on. It'd be really nice. Oh yeah, I'm going to get that right now, actually.

What? If they kill enough stuff, I might be able to level again before we get over there. I think that'll get it? I don't know if it will. No, it's 60. Oh, it's 60, not 50. I thought it's 50. Okay, we'll go up through here. Oh, I see their first. fighting these guys. Any here? No. Shit. Um, I don't even know where the last guy is. At least now I can level again. And to kill like one more mob. Deathright bird. Okay, let's ignore him. No, I know I have enough level. I think we should try and kill this mage here. I think we have time. Yeah, he agrees. Yeah, this is super easy. Nice. This is huge. All right, let's do it. H.P.'s huge. Okay, yeah.

i mean every everything right now is in my favor like things are looking extremely good jesus oh stab him right in the back like that easiest game on my life that's one of these one's already dead that's really good i guess we go on him where'd the other guy go i kind of want to go kill that one yeah i'm gonna go kill this guy okay let's do it i don't know how that hit me No. Just face-thinking. Who cares? All right, let's do it. Uh, Laura's FP consumption, max FP raised. Okay, let's do, uh, let's do negation. Okay, this should be my last level. The shield ability of your weapon is O.P. I know it's really good, right? Level fucking dude. Level

fucking 14. This is it. Yep, this is it. It's over. I'll swap those around. Should have done that earlier, but that's okay Make a break time? Yeah, I know I'm nervous I'm really nervous I feel like the fact that we don't have a range Is gonna fuck us for that butterfly Save your old for a revive bro

Okay, I will Kill the Scorpion, you're good Okay Let's fucking do it Let's do it boys Let's get to work Where's that dog? Dude, I do like no damage

I gotta move out So, oh, oh, is it one of them, it's one of those, it's one of those kinds of situations. I didn't know that. Oh, what's wrong, that's wrong? Yeah, no risks. Damn, this bird is getting fucked in the ass. I want to stay on him? No, he is.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, he got both of us. Oh, oh. Oh, I didn't realize he was doing it. Okay, he's hard again. This bird is no joke. What the hell? Oh, oh, I wonder if that does all my poison damage at the same time. Okay, all right.

Why do I have a thing on my head? That's probably good, right? Is that good? I just don't know what the hell I'm doing. Okay, the bird is gone. Or bug is gone, I mean. I can't go in there and fight him. Okay, dude.

Okay, is it finally going to go into phase two, please? Yeah, alright, alright, we're going to phase two. All right, let's get it. That's a big dick. Jesus Christ. Oh, he's hard again? I didn't know he could get hard in this phase. I don't even know what the fuck is happening.

What do we even do here? Like, we can't melee him, can we? Jesus Christ. What the hell am I supposed to do? Nice! Yes! This bird is so fucking annoying. Do it.

Do it, see what happens. That's what I thought. I thought it was, I thought it was, I thought it was only three times. There it is. I'm not gonna use old yet. I should have dodged. Now we'll use old. Big dick, big dick, big dick.

Big dick. Why's my health going down? Man, man, man, what a cock sucker that was. Good job, boys. Fuck, yes. Dude, that was. that was good. Classic Alton to A.O.E.

No, it's okay. I mean, I think it's still good that I did that. Guardian creates whirlwind when charging halibardo attacks. That's insane. Attack product facing Scarlet rot. Increased maximum focus points. Starting armament inflicts poison. That's huge.

The first peak. Okay. So, like, what the fuck? Like, how do I get more slots? I mean, I've killed three of these things, and I don't have a single extra slot. Look at this. See, I'm only at three slots. You can't?

Oh, well, people said I could. Y'all lying. I feel like mine are already really good. Like, that's one of them right there. I'm using that. Than this. Do the remembrance. I don't think it's better.

Especially attack power plus three with Catano. White arrow down. No, but I don't care about that because like as long as it's three, like, why would I care? Because like if I talk to the jar, I think jar's over here, right? Yeah, he's over here. Like all this does is it just gives me another version of three. It's nothing special here, right? It's just the same thing.

You don't have to two extra characters? Yeah, I unlocked one of them. All right. So should I just, should I just buy, buy 10 of these? Should I buy 10? No, okay. Will you try a summoner? Uh, how do I try Summoner?

Like, I'm not sure how to do that. Buy the mirror? Okay. This? And now what? And check map for estimation mark? Okay. Thank you.

Let's go try that. I can't, I can't see the map now because I'm in this. What? Oh, fuck. This sucks. Okay, I'm gonna take a break. Yeah, I'll take a break. Oh, fuck.

That's annoying. Yeah, you try them hard. Yeah, fuck that. How's the game so far? As I said, I think the game is... Fisher and Fawler, that's the new one, I think. Maybe it does, I'm not sure. I think it being a 7 out of 10 is pretty accurate.

And if I'm playing it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like, I think that one thing that feels really bad is when you try to do your run, and then the run costs a huge amount of stamina to even begin starting the run. Like, to me, that feels really bad. bad in the game. Like it's like small small things like that are like kind of like I don't feel like

that really adds anything to the game that just like makes it harder to do anything. Yeah, stamina management. Yeah, like it makes stamina management a lot more annoying and like less fun. Yeah, it's just fucking annoying. That's really about it. Like I it makes it harder in a way, but like yeah, it's just fucking annoying.