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Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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This has been such a good game. Like, I honestly think that if this keeps going, is this this going to be a game of the year? Yeah, this is going to be game of the year. That's just the way it is. That's just the way it goes. That's right.

So much old. Yeah, it's really, really good. Like, right now, I think, again, the probability of this game winning game of the year, 90%. 90%. Like, very high. No, you're right.

When the Astrobot DLC comes out, that probability will go down to zero. But yes, until then. Let's do it. Let's play. I put seven hours into the game already. It's been really fucking fun. It won a game of the year. It's not perfect.

I do think that all things considered, is this game better than metaphor? I think so. I think it is. Oh, here it is. In my youth. I must have drama for passion. Simone helped me understand the difference.

56 expedition. Opened my eyes to an entirely different way to experience the world. Can she be gone? How? How could they so carously, so nonchalantly destroy such a beautiful soul? Vile. Vile, vile. They just killed her like she was a worthless nephron.

Oh. Oh. Blotted, treacherous, despicable parasites. It's one of those white-haired bastards. Oh shit. Is that the ones that we saw? I know she's a monster. She refuses to speak, but I'll make her talk.

And then I will feed her to a nevron. Then the painters can take me. I don't care. Nothing matters. I will have justice. Damn, bro. What the fuck? Damn

Bitch is mad Alright, let's go We gotta fight this next one right here What's up bitch? What you want bitch? Oh, what's up? Ooh, we got two of them Okay, oh shit

I forgot one of my characters is almost dead Okay, um, I'm gonna just do powerful Yep, buff up everybody Okay, uh, skills Uh, we'll do emulation There it is, And then we'll go ahead We'll do one of the big ones right here

Big Dick Big Dick Covers her sword and blood Well at least that was telegraphed pretty easily That was no big deal Okay I'll pop that bitch off right there, okay Let's see

Thunder, we can maybe do Thunder Is on hard? No, it's on expert Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there it is. Another one. Boop. Boop. Okay. Let's go ahead and just do a little bit of this.

I think I can kill him just with this attack. Nope. That's my bad. It's the way it goes. Bitch. All right. There we go. That was decent.

I got to use a heel now. Nice. Okay. We back? Yeah. It's okay. Mistakes happen sometimes. That's life. What's this? More color of Lumina. We need those. What's over here? Ooh. I don't know which way to go. Let's go up this way, I think.

Oh shit. What? There it is. Okay, good? Hopefully it's not two of them. It's three of them. Okay. Let me help. I can big dick all of them. I didn't know he, I didn't know that happened. Oh, I hit the wrong target. Oops. See that?

Fuck! Oh, it's a big hit. Wow. Holy shit. Damn. Bro, we got lucky with that. That was insane. Nice.

First strike. Play first. Okay, I don't know if I'm going to use that yet or not. Okay, this is a pretty nice area. Before I go over there, I'm going to double check over here and make sure. there's nothing else that I missed. I feel like there might have been, because there's a pathway up here. And oh, oh, oh, here it is. Can I go?

Oh, maybe it's a long pathway from somewhere else. Let me double check over here. That's later. Okay. I don't like getting a lot of help from chat, but, you know, no real reason. Ways of time. First strike is top tier Illumina. Um, let me see what I'm see what I got here. Um, 50% damage on first hit. First strike, play, this just means that they attack first. I don't really see that being like a hyper value thing right now. You can set

turn priority. Yeah, I mean, but like right now he starts usually, which is good. Um, like I probably should do this and base attack applies defenseless. It's like level three. So like I guess I could use that. and then use my luminous and then do... Where is it? Augment Attack. Oh, it's 10. Oh, that's a lot. Let me see. Attack, Life Steal and Breaker? Where's the attack, life, steal, and breaker?

Well, Breaker? It's 10. That's also 10. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I'm going to get rid of this, and I'm going to get... Base attack, making them defenseless. I think that's actually better than critical burn, because I don't really use that very often. And this way I can... can at least level up his first strike.

Because, like, right now, like, his damage is pretty weak. So I'm using him mainly as a buff character anyway. Crit burn is 25% free crit. Yeah, no, I know that. Don't they all have crit burn? I think they all do, right? That's 5%. Oh, well, I'm not doing any damage, though.

Sorry, that's what I meant to say. Yeah. I think we're just going to stick with this. It should be fine. Who's this? Wait, what's this? It's this. You can use that.

Promo. It's you. I know you. What do you mean you know us? I've seen you countless times. Yet I've never grasped your essence. You're not from here. Our essence.

I can feel it so familiar yet that's so different. Like everything she created, like the creature of darkness at the end of this path, is but one of her many creations. Beautiful, it's only but deadly, her favorite combination. A creature of darkness. darkness, indeed. She was my best friend, but she outgrew us. She has more important things,

more important friends. She left me behind the, what the fuck? What the fuck? Okay, well, let's rest right now, and we're going to upgrade our abilities too. And we're going to get a little bit more luck for this character. And then for Lune, we're going to give her more luck as well. And then for Mayo, we're going to give her... Actually, let's give her more luck also. Big luck situation. Okay.

And then learning skills. This is the only one I can learn, so I can't do that one right now. And I think that hers is best just to hold on to for now. I feel like I should go with... Like, I don't know which of these are really good. Like, defenseless,

for all allies for three turns is insane. But like that's more of a buff ability. Right side is really good. Yeah, I think so too. Rain of Fire. You know what? That would be really good. Yeah, that actually would be really good because like I'm already doing a lot of burns anyway. And because I sometimes go into defensive stance after I do the other attack, I think that would be a good idea. Yeah, that's smart. Okay, and which one am I not really using a lot? I don't really use Garnup at all. So we're going to use rain of fire instead. And I use all of these as well.

Breaking rules. Destroyes our target shield. Oh yeah, I probably stick and hold on to that. Okay, and let me see if there's anything else I can pick up and use for her. No. What about him? No. What about her?

No. Okay, let's go. Um, we're gonna go here first. What's up, bitch? What the fuck? What the fuck? Okay, uh, I guess we'll go ahead and give buffs out.

There it is. Nice. Okay, actually, uh, let me do wildfire. Nice. Okay, now we're gonna take them out. Right here. Here we go. Gotcha, bitch. Gotcha bitch. Okay.

Another healing tent. Oh, that's huge. Do I have to put that in there? Okay, yeah, I do. Uh, let me... Is there anything else I have to do in this area? It looks like, no, not really. Okay, good. Only at camp? Yeah, I'll go ahead and I'll do the camp right now.

I might as well. Let me rest. Okay. Let's go this way. Ooh, bro, that shit fell down. Okay. Ooh, blue. A shrine to the Pantress. The Pantress destroyed our world. and someone built her a shrine? I guess so.

Mind it turned to whatever they can to explain the unknown. Oh shit. When you're at the mercy of a power, you don't understand. You might try anything. That makes sense, yeah. Oh, what's over there? Hey, bitch! What you doing, bitch?

Oh, I wonder how I can really... How can I really put numbers on him? Because I just, I don't know... Take him down. Okay, uh, maybe I'm gonna use ice lance on him, I'm gonna see what happens. Actually, I'll just emulation. Nice. Oh, he's resistant. Okay, so I shouldn't do that. Jesus.

Bro, she does so much damage. Okay. Um, oh, another one. Lysil of the 50th. Our beautiful wheel, wedged upon the rocks. A casualty of the massive serpent of the sea. But even shattered, its presence is still comforting.

Adrian and Gabriel are doing their best to sustain morale, but with no food, no clean water, no way to fix the wheel. Seems like things are pretty fucked up, huh? To me, at least. But I have no desire to hold back the hopes of others. Perhaps. Perhaps we will find a way back.

Still. These moments of quiet, sitting in the beach, are also a source of contentment. All our lives we've been running, trying to outrace time, trying to reach an unreachable goal. And now we can finally rest. Because you dead now. At least we got to see some of the wonders of this world. Even the serpent. The serpent.

Who isn't his is a deadly elegance that is mesmerizing. Wait. But oh. What other marvels might we have seen had we been able to keep rolling? I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to grow up outside the dome. Perhaps even live amongst the Navarons. Could we have achieved a form of peace? Or even.

Damn. You can't deal with the Nevrons. They're terrorists. Um, I'm not gonna go there yet, because I'm pretty sure that's where I need to go. Let's go this way. Hello? Fuck, it's two of them. God damn it!

Okay. Um... Let me help. Got them? Nice. Alright, now she's about to big dick him. Watch this. That's right.

That's right. There it is. There it is. What? Well, we got one of them. That's decent. Not great, but it's all right. Okay.

Um, we're just going to make sure we kill this bitch. Bye. Get out of my life. Get out of my life. There it is. Um, hmm.

Should I heal now or should I heal later? Let's try healing later. Okay. We're gonna do the same thing every time. This way we can just kill it, right? Oh shit, they all have those shields? What the fuck? Fuck.

Oh. Huh. I didn't know it could do that. Okay, let me think what to do. This isn't really a good option. It's just something, right? Do it. See what happens.

Okay. Gotcha, bitch. We knew exactly what to do. Is that carrying? Yeah, bro. That shit went on. First strike. okay, I probably should get rid of his buff now,

but I'm not going to worry about it right this moment. New pictos. Apply powerful when falling below 50% health. I'm just going to replace that with this one. Because he already starts first anyway, so like who cares? Let me go ahead and just replace this. Where's the new one? Yeah, that one there.

Heel, bro? Yeah, no, we're fine. This is the one I was thinking about. Oh, no, it's not. It's even farther in. We've got to keep going. I think this has got to wrap around to where at the beginning we saw that one item. That's kind of what I'm assuming. I can hear the footsteps.

Maybe not? I guess not. I missed 69 subs. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Let me make sure I say the name. Fuck, I can't even get my mouse to work. Well, anyway, what was his name? What was his name? I'll say his name. Mr. Gpoint, thank you, man. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Oh, another one out there. Chromo, more chromo. We need a lot of that. That's for the upgrades. Nice. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, there's a lot of cock suckers here. Okay, guys. Let's give him a little bit more health. And we're going to give her a little bit more damage.

I think she needs more damage. And then Mayo I think Mayel needs more luck And then for skills He has eight points Do we go with fire rage? It's meh Deals self-damage if failed

That seems insane Mayhem That's actually a good idea Yeah let's do that We're gonna get this thermal transfer And then we're gonna get this Yeah, and I'm gonna set up my, oh, right, for Mayo. What about her?

Okay, I think we're gonna, I don't know which one we're gonna go with this or not. I'm not sure. She doesn't have enough points anyway. Okay, give me a second. Let me set up her skills. I think Earth Rising, I don't really care about that a lot, so we're just gonna use Mayhem instead. Yeah, because we already have wildfire for AEOE damage to begin with.

Looks like a farm. Like old times, hey? Oh, oh. Ooh, almost missed that loot. This is a nice area. Hello? Okay. Um, I just don't know what to do with these.

Because it puts a shield on them. I don't want to talk about it. That'll die on its own. These are so annoying. How did I not run into this problem the first time? Damn, that was fast. Shit! Four!

Oh. Oh, go to anybody. Bitch. Dead. Dead? That was almost bad. I'm gonna be honest. I didn't know how that shit was gonna go. But we kill them and that's what matters. And now I feel like now is obviously the healing situation. Ooh, a chromo. That's really big for me. I need a lot of those. Oh, what's down in here? And that's the shortcut.

This place is just beautiful as it is and settled. but now's not the time to dwell. Trade. I'm gonna fight the merchant. Let's do it, bro. Do it, see what happens. Let's see what happens. What?

What? What? You defeated me. Best assured that nothing in the universe will stop you now. That's right. Range, son. That's actually really good. That's kind of big good. Ponytail, what the fuck this?

That's big good. I feel like that's big good. What do you guys think? That big good? I'm gonna just buy all these. We're gonna buy these. Ponytails O-P. I'm not...

You think I'm into that bullshit? You think I'm like getting in that bullshit? I wonder if I should get this. Like, this is to make her a healer. What do y'all think? Should I buy it or not? Always buy the weapons. You don't even use her?

Yeah, I know. That's why I should buy it. I can use it. Stay safe. I bought it. It's too bad. Buy everything 100% the game. Yeah, and also, like, she doesn't even have a good weapon, right?

And, like, I mean, this is a piece of shit. I mean, I don't even know what the fuck that is. And so let's go ahead and just use this instead. Like, I mean, it's just such an obvious decision to me. And also, like, I mean, I'm not really using it, but I'm also not broke either. Like, I got big money. So there's no reason really for me to stress myself out one way or another. Bitch!

We're getting a lot of chroma catalysts. We're gonna go out and camp before... That's a big motherfucker, isn't it? Okay, there's no way he can get away now, right? How does he keep getting away? Where the fuck am I going? Let me fight this thing. Let's do it.

I already made a mistake. I've literally already made a mistake. Take him down. I know what I should have done. I didn't do it. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I didn't do it! Might as well just kill one of them, right? Just get one of them out of the way.

Ah, you can't win them all! You can win some. Okay. ICE is its weakness. E? All right, all right. I don't think I should do this, by the way. I think this is the wrong thing. That's fine. It doesn't matter.

Okay. Take him down. Big dick on him. Big dick on him right now. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on. Shit. Stop, don't die.

Can't win them all. The expedition's not over. Let me think. Let me think. I'm not sure if this is the right decision or not. 8,000, that's a big number. We like that number a lot. I think we're going to try and shatter them.

I've got two. I'm going to use two of these. I was hopefully trying to get a mark on them, but I couldn't. That's okay. Can't win them all. All right, let's go. Do it. It's just so fast, bro.

I can't even react to it. I'm going to revive him so he gets experience. Oh, I didn't do anything to him. Fuck. Jesus Christ. I'm just kidding. It is what it is, boys. It is what it is.

Can't win them all. Okay, let me heal. Chaiton's the best weapon. I don't know what the fuck Chaiton even is. Can I destroy this? No. Just want to get more experience Both of them are dead?

I don't think so, no. I'm kind of disappointed and sad that that happened. But I just, it's hard to Like a lot of the paris and everything Like the timing is like really hard for me to do. Like I have very, very bad reaction time And so like usually I'm like Whenever I'm doing anything, I'm like pretty much AFK

Mentally. And so like if I have to like focus in on something something a lot, I usually just fucking suck. Okay, there's one over there. Like, any time I have to use my brain is a bad time. Basically. What's this? Oh, wow.

Okay, well, that's another, we don't really need that weapon for her. I mean, it's nice to have that, but like, we're not really going to use that. Because we already have a really good weapon for her anyway. You can set auto parry or dodge. That's retarded. Like, why would I do? No. You can set auto parry?

That's lame as fuck. Yeah, exactly. Okay, what's this one? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Are you kidding me? Duh. And trapped in stone?

Quite the situation I'm in. Okay, true. If you don't say something next few seconds, I shall knock myself to sleep. How did this happen? I don't exactly know, but I can certainly guess it has to do with the mistress. Perhaps you could tell us a little bit more. Do you want to know more? Just a moment.

I'm wondering what I could have. ask in exchange. You're not really in a position of power here? A poor threat. Sadly in my weakened incomplete state, anything can kill me at this point. The other is the Pisa, shiny, shimmering rocks glistening on their back. Why I lack the same luster I do not know, but it maddens me. Damn, that sucks. I hope you can. This cavern might be your best bet. If you find three of those lustrous rocks, oh, I will be magnificent. Okay. Well, let's go inside the cavern. Nice. Okay, well, at least we have like, we got a little bit of a pet tank. Oh, yeah, I forgot all about that.

Okay, give me a minute. I got to go find that real quick. Okay, um, wait, did I rest? I didn't rest. Okay, good. Let me go back right now, and I'm going to go get that thing. Okay. We got to go over there real quick.

Got him? All right, where is this cock sucker? Where's this big red cock sucker? We're going to find them right now. I think he's up here. There he is. Okay, now we know where he needs to go, though. Okay, go this way.

What, why would you do that? Okay, let's turn around. Okay, now let's go around this way. And then we go that way. Oh, this is perfect. We got you trapped right now, little bitch. Pet Tank summons another never on to protect him. Wait, what?

Huh? Don't you get stuff. Okay. Alright, oh he's dead. He's so dead. Oh, he's so, so fucking dead. There it is. I'm about to put him in the dirt. Oh, oh, oh, there it is. You didn't even see what the number was. Look at that. We got five, five chromas. That's insane. Let's go this way. Now we gotta go back.

You free aim so much. with loon, you should use the Trebouchet weapon. Um, you're right. Uh, but like, I think I do that because I'm just like, I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing, right? Like, I do it when it makes sense because like, I mean, so I know what you're talking about, right? That's this one. I think I should level this up at some point, but right now, while I'm limited on resources, I don't think it's worthwhile. I'm assuming that later on I'll have the option to be able to just like do a bunch upgrades, but right now I can't do that. Okay, so, and then, okay, we don't have any of these.

Born skills. He's got eight skills. See, we need to get this fucking buff right here. If we get this, this is going to change my life. This is the biggest thing that I could possibly fucking get, because his single target damage sucks dick. Oh, shit. Reset?

Rest. Oh, did I not rest? I didn't rest. Thank you. I almost forgot. Okay. Should we say pay us nicely well with mayhem? Yeah, that's what I was thinking, right?

Because then you can get like the the damage, or sorry, the points back whenever you kill them too. Like, it is really good, but like you need a lot of points to make that play through. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Damn. I guess we're going to kill this guy over here. Hopefully there's nothing else with him, right?

Cock sucker. Cock fucking sucker. Okay, fire as well I think we're gonna go, we're gonna use it on him Because he does the most damage He's dead I'll do it Finally got it

Finally fucking got it Okay Um Hmm Oh he's resistant to fire I didn't even realize that Oops I'm gonna try something

Oh I can't do it again Okay I didn't know if I could or not Alright, um... Can I do it again on him? I can. What the fuck? Ready to evane. It's too bad, I can't do damage with that counter.

Take cover! We got one, right? Hey, hey, I'll take it. Okay, um... Nice! Yes! Didn't do shit for damage. Get ready. Oh, I just cannot make this fucking Perry, bro.

Jesus, I just cannot get it. Okay, um, think about what to do. Okay, I'm gonna revive. Spill some ink. Yes. I think he's dead. Okay, I wanna use mayhem and see much damage this does. Damn, that would have done like 6K.

That's a lot. Ooh, and everybody hit level 20? Damn. That was really good. Okay. Yeah, these guys are no joke. I actually struggle a lot against them. The whole room being dark doesn't help, but honestly I just kept getting killed by them anyway, so that's not even the reason why.

This will be useful. I need to upgrade my weapons, too. What the fuck am I? Maybe it's up this way. Damn, bro, there's places. Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you. It's fine.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'll get it. It's no big deal. No, it's not a big deal. Like, this is fine. Okay. Just not... No, I'm gonna get it this time for sure.

Jump? I... Uh... It didn't work. I hit the space bar. It didn't work. I think I can do it. Can.

Hmm. Interesting. Break damage with aim shots. What the fuck? I wonder if that's good. I feel like probably not, right? What about over this one? It's huge.

It sounds good Late Game Maybe you're right I just don't know Go to the bottom The bottom This Shoot the crystals

Oh Honestly guys I thought I had to kill three of the big boys That's what I assumed the whole time Who the fuck is this Three cock suckers Are you kidding me? Um

Nice Jesus Get rid of it. Get rid of us. I can barely even see it. Well, we're dead. Okay. Yeah, I couldn't see him. Can't win them all.

We try it again. Got to go off a sound and not animation. Okay. Let me kill this again. It's not a big deal. Let me try and do it again. Shoot the guy, not the orcs. It's actually smart.

I don't think it does that much damage. Let me help. Okay. We're gonna get it right here this time anyway. It doesn't matter. Ooh, that did not do enough damage. Jesus. All right, we can survive this. Okay. Um, nice. Yes. Um, let me mark them. We got them. We got them. Oh Jen, the famous of the 100 gift of subs, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. That's a lot. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Okay, we did it. Let's see. My health, yeah, my health is pretty well. I'm going to go ahead and just heal. Okay, so... Oh, here's one right here. I didn't even notice this.

Wait, why is this guy a different color? Shit, he's a boss. That's right. Oh, they're resistant to that? I didn't even know that. Okay, we're going to kill him in one hit. Damn, so we just got him, right? Okay, uh, go down.

Okay, well, wait, I didn't go up. Okay, I'll just go down. I'll just go down. Whoa. Oh. I'm just going to beat him. That's all. It's only one guy.

Literally, it's one guy. Like, how could this possibly be hard? Let me help. There it is. There is. Chromers flowing. We're all the burn. Resistance to burn.

Big dick. Big dick. Oh, man. We just got him. We got his ass. What an easy game. Damn, bro. That's because I'm good at the game.

What can I say? Wow. I didn't even know I was that good. Let's go inside the house. Okay. examine? Jesus. No.

So I did all this for the outfit of the girl? I'm not going to give her that stupid outfit. You're going to give a fuck about that? I can give a fuck about that bullshit. Not even slightly. Not even a little bit. Okay. Let's see.

I think we're going to put more points into this. Aging? No, I don't want her to go first. I want him to go first. We're going to give her more. more luck points as well. Actually, that's only one point. Let's give her more strength.

And then for skills, we still need one more to get this buff, man. If I get that buff, it's going to change my life. Typhon? Huh. That's pretty good. Just go outside. Whoever's last one, you move party members, always goes first whenever you start for fights. No, I think it starts by the agility, because if it didn't start with the agility,

that means that it would be irrelevant for me to have anything else. Yeah, I don't think that's true. We also need to upgrade the weapons, too. Like, I'm feeling like we put all of our... Did they respawn? I'm gonna go back up here. I try to ignore it. Yeah, this is where I didn't go.

Because I went this way, and this is where that jumping puzzle was. And now I need to go here. What you want, bitch? Three? Fuck! All right, it's okay. That's right. Let's take that out.

Yes! Yes! Do it! Don't get out of my life. Um, I think we're just gonna go and get this. Big dick, big, big dick, big, big, big, big, big. That makes him defenseless, so he dead. Easiest game on my life, honestly. Okay. This will be useful. Look around, see if there's anything else over here.

No, right, let's go to the top. Third rock. Pull the lever. There's no lever. What are you talking about a lever? What fuck do you mean? Fuck. Oh shit! Now the door deal, uh, the door be open. Okay. Is this it?

Chroma, that's good, I guess. I don't know where the last one is. Keep going up? I can't. There's no way to keep going up. keep going up. That's a great idea, but I can't. Yeah, y'all making up bullshit. Let's go to the back here. All the crystals are in the cave. Wait, what?

Oh, hey, it's that guy. I forgot all about him. Okay, give me a minute. We don't have the crystals yet. It said all the crystals are in the cave. But I only have two crystals. Now I have three. No, bitch. Got it. Fuck! Wait, I thought I got that one.

Where the fuck is it? Do I have them? I probably have them. It doesn't even tell me. It doesn't tell me how many I have. It says rock crystal. What do you mean? I only have one.

No, there's no way. You have three? I'm going to... I'm turning it back in. I'm turn it back in right now. I'm going to turn it. I got them all. I know I got them all. There's no way I didn't get him.

I can't see a single one. Watch. He's going to say thank you. Why, this has made me so envy all that came to same. He's... Where the fuck is it? The big boy? No, I killed the big boy.

I'm going to try the jumpy area. That's a good idea. There's no way, dude. Wait, what the hell is that? Great. All right. Um, let's turn this in. We're gonna turn a quest end now.

It's fine. Just the way it is. Oh, mistress. The luster. Yes. Would you mind inserting them onto my back? I hope we won't regret this. Let me guess.

He's gonna look like the other ones. Oh. Look at me. I am perfect. And you're end of the bargain. Of course, I have not forgotten. But surely you can first let me enjoy this. The bliss.

This will be useful. Apply shell? Is that what I think it is? Is that the... Yes? Hello? Is that the day I wanted to be? Tell me about your mistress. Just care? She makes mistakes. I'm living proof of that.

Mistress, forgive me. I did not mean to speak ill of you. Please forgive me. Why does it have trouble speaking now? We passed a shrine to the painter's. Do you know who made it? No. A long time ago, they came to me. They spoke as if they knew the They revered her, but what they spoke of, the painter's, her description, did not match the mistress. It's two different people. More likely she has allies or left tenants. Yeah.

Like the man on the beach. Fight it? Why should I kill him? Like, I mean, that guy, I mean, he's kind of like my boy, right? I mean, like, we've been through some shit together, so. Yeah. Like why would I kill him? Absolutely not.

I'm going to get rid of this and I'm going to put on auto show because it's just better. And then, oh, I can also just get this too. Oh, and I get burning chance too. Damn, bro. Let's go ahead and just get this right now. Actually, no, we'll get critical burn. Roulette?

Yeah. Let me go ahead and get roulette instead. Yeah. And, all right, that should be. good and then all so like auto shell is like it's a reduction so can i can i get down there to kill that cock boy down there or not because if i if i can kill him right now i want to go do it but i i can't later okay okay and there was a pathway i didn't take there's a special area i want to go to it's blocked what okay fine fine fine fine fine fine you need to complete a side quest for it that's fine i'll do

I just don't, I don't know everything I don't know everything about the game that I haven't played before I'm sorry Let me actually I'm a full heel right now It's like the odds are I'm probably not going to get into a fight But if I do, I'm going to need it

And we're going to go back up to where we were previously And what I really want to do right now is upgrade my shit I really want to upgrade my shit right now Okay I'm gonna keep going, but if I get into an inadvertent boss fight, I'm going to move back and camp so I can do my full upgrades. Because I have like 50 of those fucking upgrade tokens, and I'm going to use them.

Okay, let's rest, number one. Let's upgrade attributes number two. Let's not, number three. Let's learn skills. I can't quite get it. Okay, let's go this one. Huh? What the fuck?

Look at that. Ooh, all three of them. Okay, um, let's do it. Oh, it's only 20%? I thought it was 50, actually. Okay. There it is.

Damn. Get ready. Can't win them all. At least we won one. There we go. Let me go ahead and just heal her. I'm going to take this bitch out right now. There it is.

Nice, she'll all 21 now too. I didn't want to have to use one of my big heels, and so I wanted to use that now. May I else good? Yeah, she's probably the best character in the game right now. Okay, so I can go that way. I just don't know if I should yet. Okay.

It just leads me back in here. Oh, bro, this place is huge. What the fuck? Damn. I still don't really know how to handle these NPCs. Hopefully we kill this guy. Come on. Come on, come on, yes.

Get ready. Get rid of it. We're getting it. Oh. Damn, that did 500 damage. You guys see that? We just learned a lot there. Let's go get that item. Mark damage, deal 30%.

That's insane. Holy shit. I don't know why I keep having so many internet problems today. I'm like disconnected, like two or three times, Twitch is going down. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Okay. So let's go down this way. We gotta go find the big boy.

Oh, I see. Ooh. We can use that. Revival, that's huge. Okay, and so that's coming from the other side, I guess. So maybe if I come down through here, and then I come out through there, and then I can come around through, oh, I see, I see. Okay.

Yeah, yes. Hmm, how do I get up there? Oh, uh, okay. I figured it out. Nice. Yep, figured it out, it's easy. Okay. We're obviously gonna get a heel here. Before we fight the big dick sucker.

Let's do it. Oh boy, alright, let's do it. Got a mark on him, that's pretty good. Let the ink flow. Yes. Yes! Can't want them all! Think about how I handle this.

We're gonna kill this one. For three turns, okay. I feel like I could actually just do recovery. Why don't I just heal them? I can just heal him. We'll kill it. Damn, I thought it would do way more. It's not doing a whole lot, but it's okay.

Nope. Get ready. Nope, I hit the wrong button. Do a basic attack with something we do. We just kill. I'm just gonna kill him. Alright, this is where I get it. This is where I get it right.

There it is. Yes! I knew it! Okay, I'm thinking about what to do. Marking shot, marking shot, that's what I do. Yes. The biggest attack damage. I think I have to do with number... I didn't do shit for damage. It's alright, ready. I'm just gonna do it right.

Okay. We got it. And now we big dick them. Now we big dick him Come on, come on Yes Jesus, that was a motherfucker Can we wrap this fight up? I know Bro

Healing tents also give one AP That seems really good I'm probably gonna use that I don't know when Okay, let's go use this Oh what the fuck Okay Just want to make sure I'm not missing out on anything

Oh I see I see we're over there That's where he just came from. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh. Let's see what that is. Coralim, ice skill. Nobody gives a fuck about ice skills. So, uh, anyway, I think that's about it. Like, we did pretty much everything else in here, right?

Oh, what's over here? Damn, I forgot even how the fuck I got over here. Okay. Well, that's the way that. Yeah, now I think we got to go up the other way now. All right, like I said, if we start struggling on this boss, because obviously the boss is coming up, right? Like, everybody knows it.

So if we start struggling, I'm going to go back and upgrade my shit. I think that's just that's a smart thing to do. That's the bit... Oh, wow. Oh, wow. That's what we're fucking talking about, boys. Let's go. Relignment, current stance. I don't care about that.

Revenge. That seems kind of good. Okay, and then for abilities, we're going to give him max damage. And then for her, we're going to give her max damage as well. And for her, we're going to give her max damage. Assigned skill. Yeah, I will. Okay, I don't really use this at all.

So we're gonna go and use strike storm instead. Okay, what's this one? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what the fuck? Oh, come on, bitch. This ugly nasty, dick. Damn, what the fuck. All right, let's get rid of it.

Yeah. The rock should be nearby. Let's get rid of him. Let's do it. Lampmasters. I don't know how that works. Can I do that or not? Not you. Okay. All right. All right, we got to put him in the dirt. We're gonna put him in the dirt. He's done. It's over. It's over. He's finished. That's not what I want to have happened. Okay. I'm gonna just put a burn on him for now.

Feel the burn. Ready to evade. And I'll do it. He's coming. Okay. All right. All right. We're gonna candy crush him right here. Shake the earth. Yes! Yes! Well, that didn't fucking work. I'm ready. We about to put this bitch in the dirt.

I just, I don't know what the right option here is. Wow! No way. No way. No way. I don't see any stones. Fuck. What's happening?

Fuck. Missfortune. Do it. Ready to living. Alright, at least those are telegraphed. Big dick, right? Like that was big dick? Yes, okay, good. There it is.

Yes! I just, I don't know what to do. I'm gonna try and do my basic attack right now. Because now he's defenseless. Oh. Y'all think it's over, it's not over. You don't get to die it. Okay.

This is the last one I got. No way, right? Can I? For those who come off. Oh. Almost. There it is. That's right. I got a pierce. Time to parry. Doesn't matter. No, literally doesn't matter. Like literally nobody cares. Oh no, I messed up. All right. I was mentally AFK. I think I can still kill him, right?

I think I can auto and kill him. I was not even close. That was real bad. Shape of life. Get the fuck out of here. I swore to God. bro if there's a phase three no bro like looks like it is this it we can finally One? I hate water. Then don't land on it.

She doesn't seem that far now. Does she? Damn. Wanna throw one more rock? The others are waiting, but... You might reach her. Wait, wouldn't they hit our friends down at the bottom? That one.

Doesn't really matter. Oh, you know, like I always say, it's not about the rock. It's my... more about what what the fuck man I don't think so man are you kidding bro you're literally on one HP you're really gonna I feel like I should probably heal right we've done nothing to you we should be on the same side I can't heal again maybe I attack him oh fuck oh geez oh fuck this is not looking good Something's going on up there.

Eskie, get us up there. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Okay, I'm gonna get him right here. Let me take... Okay. Okay. That's what I did.

Oh shit. He just didn't give a fuck. Uh-oh. Yeah. Damn. What the fuck? You let her come. You let her take such a risk.

What are you saying? What the fuck. You must go home. Now, this does not involve you. When this is over. What the fuck? We both want what's best for our families. I'm sorry you're caught in the middle, but I did try to warn you.

It's in a while. Who's this? What the fuck? Stay out of this. You chose to walk away. You don't get to come back now. come back now and interfere live more than a lifetime it's time to let a go a lifetime lifetime with my family torn apart no my family back it's not your family

what the fuck oh the girl she chose to come i didn't make the rules between you two you're right it's okay handle things here get back to your friends just that's really that's it that's it You set us down this path, but are you ready for the consequences? She'll never paint again. So he's dead? Holy shit. Fuck. Oh my God.

Holy shit, man. Wow. Holy fuck, man. Well, that went way harder than I thought it would. God damn. I expect that to happen at all. The fuck. Last time we sat together like this.

Hmm. In Lemire, mourning our parents. Seems like every time we're together, it's to grieve. I wish we could have spent more time in less hopeless contexts. The plan doesn't change. We aim for the monolith. We keep heading north. With Esquay's help, we can make it.

We lost the Lumina converter, so... It's okay, we can think about that later. The back-ups were destroyed by that man, but... Expedition 32 will bring me. their chances will be better. We need to prepare them. I should update our journals. Hey, hey, hey.

It's okay. Tomorrow will still come. Yeah, so like, what about the guy? Oh, he gave the hand back. If you want to reach the monolith, best path is through the quarry up north. And where did you get that expedition uniform? Strange way to say thank you.

Sorry, I couldn't save your friend. I'm wearing an expedition uniform because... I too. What? What do you mean you're in? I've never seen you before. First expedition. Expedition zero.

Expedition zero. Damn. But how are you alive and not? Old? I know exactly. But some of us stopped aging and were not affected by the commage. Some of you. So he's a hundred years old?

Like the man on the cliff. I'm not. I'll command. Why? Why did he massacre our team? How could he turn on his own people? He believes his immortality is a gift from the painter's. Killing her would kill him too and he enjoys living forever.

Makes sense. And you don't. Burying everyone you know what you live on and can weigh you down a bit. Couldn't help your friend, but... Perhaps I can help you. You want to join us. If you have my company. Yes.

So, if I want to kill Renoir, I have to kill the painters first. Brush is nuts god damn wow That was badass That was really fucking cool So he's got all this other shit attack life steel so I What the fuck am Well I'm just I'm just I'm just thinking about it man Yeah I'm just thinking about it that shit was crazy

Okay um let's see here upgrade the expedition resources we got one of these revived tents so we We'll go ahead and we'll get one of these. And for, I guess I'm going to just probably, I'm going to just put five on each of them. Actually, I'm going to do more. Check his weapons? Yeah. Bro, I shouldn't be. I guess I probably got the points back from him, right?

So I basically, like, Gustav just got re-skinned. Expedition Zero left 67 years ago, which would make you... About 100. Yeah. Damn. Tell me about the fracture. Uh, uh, uh, I'm not gonna get much sleep tonight, am I?

Mm-hmm. Expedition Zero. Okay, I wanted to see if she's, if you'd say anything else. I'm not gonna get much. Mm-hmm. Okay, let's go down over here. Yeah, yeah, they don't want to talk to you. I, I, I, yeah, I could assume why, you know, because like the whole situation.

Okay, um, oh yeah, I was gonna upgrade the weapons, that's right. I totally got distracted because of this other shit Talk to Esking Yeah, no, I will I was gonna upgrade weapons though Okay, so His weapons Oh shit

So this is the reason why none of his things were leveled up Why there were stats on him I didn't even notice that Yeah, because I was like Now it makes sense Okay Start battle on rank B but 50 health I don't know what that even is

so I have no idea. Don't lose rank when taking damage from powerless enemies. 50% damage on rank D. Okay, I'm not going to do anything too crazy right now because I'm just going to figure out like what does rank mean, right? So like I'm just going to skip that. Now for Mayo, like we know we're going to upgrade. That's really good.

Like we know we're going to upgrade this one, right? And so like let's go ahead and we're going to do that for sure, right? And so, yeah, this one's big dick, right? So we're going to upgrade this for sure. Yeah. And then we don't have the level 10 upgrades yet. And then LightRim, I'm thinking, like, do we upgrade this? Let's see.

So we could go with the stains on a free aim shot is really good, but I feel like using her for aim shots is better because she starts with 200% damage. Right? So like it would be logically the best option. But you think I should use this so I can get the stains as well. Free aim shots deal damage to traditional target. Man. Oh, I didn't see the level 10. Now that I see the level 10, this is the best weapon in the game.

Yeah. Okay. Um, yeah, this is this is really good. I, I didn't realize that. Okay. Um, yeah. Okay. Got it. And we did. don't have too many more of these. So, and with her, like, I'm not really going to worry about her. I haven't used a lot of her stuff, so I'm not even going to think about it. And with this Verso guy, like, I don't know what he does. So, like, I'm not going to worry about it too much myself either. Okay, we're going to equip that. And so first one we get, we're going to use it for her because I feel like this bonus, this bonus makes it happen, whereas, like, this bonus is good, but not insane, right?

Okay, let's talk to this guy. Oh, my name. Duh. Oh, you've put on a lot of weight. Oh, he knows me! I can say the same for you, you giant marshmallow. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

You know me. But now you're here. We can go find them. Okay. Yeah, buddy. We'll find them. Tell me, did you tell them about? You know what?

Oh. Oh, my mom's the word. I promised. Great. I'm counting on you. Oh, what's this? Always, mon ami. Do you want to spend time with Eski? Yes. Verso, mon ami.

Eskié, mon ami. I feel like I haven't seen you in years. Three years, 67 days, and roughly 10 hours. Damn, this bitch a clock. 10 hours. Damn. Oh, you've been counting too. Damn.

Uh, what have you been up to? What have you been up to? Oh, ho. I have been perfecting the art of napping. Impressive. Must teach me his secrets. Great. Alright.

Damn. Damn. But napping cannot be taught. not be taught it can only be experienced yeah we must snap together sure that sounds nice yes yes okay so how do these expeditioners convince you to leave your cave oh they're all so nice well the super nice one died but the others are cool too Jesus Christ. You can make some friends too.

Man. It's been a long time since you've made new human friends. Is that right? You know what I think about friendships with expeditioners? You know what I think about friendships with expeditioners. Uh-oh. Losing a rock is better than never having a rock. Oh God.

Ask me how I know. How do you know? Hmm. Debatable. I hope we won't lose them, like the others. Damn. So, you lost your stones again. How did you lose them this time?

Yeah. I lost them on our trip back from the Chastral River, right after you left. Oh, three years ago. I brought your stones back ten times now. Are you losing them on purpose? I've brought your stones back ten times now. Are you losing them on purpose? I lose them so we can go on more adventures.

Okay. That's a good reason. To adventure then. Aski and Verso rekindle the flame of their friendship. Relationship level in... Wait, what? Wait, this is... To adventure.

Oh. I didn't even know this was... That was possible. Okay. Let's go to sleep. The next morning, uh-oh. Yeah. I had no idea that dude was gonna die.

I had no clue. Like, it's probably one of the first games where, like, a big, a big plot point like that, like, was, uh, not spoiled for me at all. Like, I was actually kind of surprised by that. I didn't expect that shit to happen at all. I'm really sorry I didn't arrive sooner. Was your brother? Something like that. Damn. Losing family is difficult.

I know. I know what you're going to say. You want to offer your condolences. Yeah. You want to say something comforting. But I don't need it. I've had enough condolences. I've lost so many families now.

Please go. Oh, she got his book. Well, now what? The fuck do we even do? The fuck do we even do now. Eski ability unlocked. Swim. Oh, that makes sense.

Okay. Head for the monolith through the quarry to the north. Where is it? Uh, where is this? The continent. Oh shit. Oh shit. So we got, okay, uh, Mount Eski.

Oh, I guess I have to mount him and then. Oh, he's in the water. Oh shit. Oh shit. Damn. All right. Care for a good deal? Nope. Holy shit, man. Damn. I guess we go this way. Wow. Oh, this must be it, right?

This is it. Oh, shit. I see. Look how far away I was. Skipping everything important. Wait, what do you mean? It tells me to go over here. Okay. Zoom out. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Damn. Holy shit. Uh-oh. Fly away fat boy. Oh. They left us there. You'll get used to them.

We're going to see a lot more. If we hurry, we can cross before nightfall. Wait. What? Could we bury Gustav? I wish we could. But protocol is to keep moving. Gustav would understand.

We can look for a suitable place along the way. Yeah? We'll find a nice spot. Actually, there is a place. Pass the quarry out of sight of the painters. Tranquil Haven. Protected by magnificent trees. I think it'll approve.

Lead the way. Nice. Who's this stupid fucking asshole? Oh, this is where it's gonna show me how to play him? That's probably a good idea, right? Some enemies can cast creating attacks, are powerful and only can be defended with a gradient counter. W?

Damn. Bring it on. Well, that didn't work out at all. Holy shit. Damn. I guess we should res him, right? Like, I feel like we probably should res him. Yeah, expedition's not over.

Okay, so gains perfection every time he deals damage or manages to parry or dodge. Okay, so I don't have that. A higher perfection rank increases his damage. Some skills have additional effects of specific perfection ranks. Taking any damage. Okay. So I'm at perfection rank zero. Got it.

Okay. Okay. Now I'm at C. I don't know how this works. Too early? Well, it paused it the first time, so I didn't know what would happen. Any other tricks we should know? One thing at a time.

Okay. Well, that guy was a real motherfucker. It's not E. W early on gray? Well, not that early. I'll tell you that. Okay, let's keep moving. Oh, what's over here?

I don't know how much exploring I can really do here. Seems like not a whole lot. Okay, let's go this one. Don't forget about his stat points. Oh, you know what? That probably is one of the reasons why his damage is low. Yeah, that's probably a big reason. Yep.

Yeah. Um, yep. Okay. Well, let's go this way. Oh. Something's gotta be around here, right? No. Fuck.

I thought for sure. Okay. Don't forget to add skills too. I will when I get to a thing. Okay, here we go. All right, upgrade attributes. So he has 63. Okay, she's got three.

All right, let's just get that done. Okay, so he has 63 attributes available. Okay, um, okay. Ah, Jesus. All right. So we're going to give him, I think, 20 points of might. Maybe that's a good idea. 10 points of agility.

20 points of luck. And then 10 points of vitality. And then Norese go to might. I feel like that's the smartest option, right? Like, I mean, what do you guys think? Vitality gives him attack power? Oh, that's actually a really good point. Only with that weapon?

Oh, that's a good point. Let me change my weapon first. So that's clearly not what I'm going to go with, right? Can't lose perfection, no damage increase from rank. Okay, that seems bad. Rank can't be lower than C. start at rank B but with 50% health that seems bad don't lose rank when taking damage from powerless enemies

50% increased damage on rank D Uslancerum Okay yeah I guess I mean because I started a higher rank right so it's just better Okay but that's still like that that that still means that I'm getting vitality points though right Like because if you look at this like I'm still getting it so let me just put I'm gonna put 25 points into vitality and then i'm going to put some points into might as well and then we'll put 10 points into agility actually we'll do 8 points into agility and then 10 into luck i feel like this is the perfect build it's done okay and then for skills um what what does he do 50 uh damage okay so this is

so these are the okay these are the ones i already have okay mark shot okay well we're going to get that again that one's really good and so recovers health as well um i mean i i guess that's it's only one point we're going to get it anyway okay so purification deal single target medium light damage okay that's kind of bad okay so damage increase for each free aim shot this turn i feel like i'm not really building him for aim shots anyway reduce his current rank gives api to other out allies, deals extreme light damage to all enemies. That's really good right there. That's insanely good.

That? You guys like that? I do too. Well, let's go ahead and get this. Let's see what some of the other big, big ones are. Damage has increased for each health I'm missing. Maybe that would be a good one too. That applies Mark with two hits. It costs three. Oh, I don't want to do like a health attack. It deals very high single target. Damage five hits uses weapons element. after one turn deals one extreme single target damage 13 hits

that seems insane but I'm probably gonna fuck that up okay uh yeah we're gonna go to phantom stars yeah I think that's the right play yep big dick all right and upgrade the attributes and then for her I really don't know what to do with her yet I'm just kind of like holding onto that

And then let me make sure. Okay, so we have all these, right? Okay, so we obviously want to have powerful, applies powerful. Okay, so that's really good. Marking shot is good. Low single target damage. Generate one additional perfection. I feel like I don't really care about that.

Let's just get rid of this. And we're going to get Phantom Stars instead. And we might do leadership instead. I feel like leadership is really good. You have two heels. you're right i do which one's better um no no because this is i i mean i think this is pretty good but i mean i i don't know recovery is better yeah it probably is like realistically i'm just going to use this instead and then for the luminous let me see okay so 15% all right so which

ones can i get all right uh available points Augmented attack. We'll do critical burn because that one was really good before. I might want to do Empowering Start. Then Roulette obviously is good. Auto Shell? Yeah, no, Autoshell is really good, but I think exposing attack is really good too

because it builds into My L's double attack. So I'm very, very positive about that. Do Empowering Start. Where's Empowering Start? energizing start empowering attack I don't even know where empowering start is okay

well this is what we have now right and so let's just stick with this I think that things are fine and we'll go ahead and just kind of improve and decide things as we go okay and same with this as well let's look at the luminos for her as well

so she has exposing attack base attack powerful for base attack increased base attack damage first hit for damage this isn't really that important break damage is pretty good sOS power I think we're going to get this

like energizing start seems like the best option and then for mail let's also start with I think auto show is actually no let's not do that on the first hit

attack life steel. I don't really care about that either. Break her. Healing power, exposing attack. I just, I mean, like, this is really good, but I'm just not, I don't think she should get first strike, because I'm going to buff her before I do anything. I think AutoShell is a better option, and augmented first strike is a better option. Like, that's just, that seems like a better idea. Like, I could be wrong, but, like, that seems like, that seems like, that seems like, like that's smart. Okay, so we've got everything locked in as well. And then her, okay, that's good. Yeah, all this is good. Okay, great. I think we can play the game now. Give Verso first strike to buff. That's a good idea. That's actually a really good idea. I'm going to remove attack

life steel because I feel like I don't really use that. And we're just going to give him that as a baseline. Where is it? Actually, wait a second. Where the fuck is first strike? There it is. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that should be good. Damn. A single never took out most of them.

Wow. Is it still around? I've only seen it once. Many years ago, so most likely not. Damn, bro. They got fucked up. Nice. Holy shit, man. What you want, bitch?

Okay, um, so I guess we're going to use it on this guy. I don't know who does what. Ooh, that didn't do that much damage. I thought he had the buff. Okay, um, powerful. No speed. HP inflation? Okay, well, I'll think about this later.

Okay, uh, I guess leadership is probably the best option right now, isn't it? Worth it. Okay, and then wildfire again. Damn, these guys are tough. Ready to evade. Oh, you can't win them all. All right. Okay. Damn. I'm ready. This is not going well.

Okay, let's see, let's reserve the up. I won't lose again. Damn. Ready to evade. It's just, we just got practice, bro. We got to practice until we get it right. Oh, well. Oh, I didn't know it was one of those. Jesus.

Jesus. I think we got to level up or do something, man. Like, we are getting fucking farmed. That was brutal. Another training arc? Yeah. Okay. Um, oh, we didn't have any help.

Okay, well, that makes it easier. All right. Let the ink flow. Okay. It's two. they're so fast just try it okay all right we survived what we survived one that's pretty good nice he's big dead oh too early all right well i probably should should res him right got him got him for sure oh that's actually really good that's for her oh my god this guy these guys

are no joke. Damn. That beat the duelist? I don't even know what the fuck. Oh my god. Jesus, look at all these mobs. Okay, um, Jesus, I cannot fucking play this game, bro. What?

Careful, Verso. Oh, bro. Oh. Okay, he's dead. Jesus, man. Jesus, man. This shit is hard. Well, that will help. Okay. Um, I gotta heal again.

You're getting fucking farmed. There's so many of them, too. Useful? Energizing start level 8. That's good. Okay? He's dead? Um... Well, I cost nine. That's a lot. Uh, let me see, maybe I can use it again.

Yeah, I want to see what happens if I use it. Jesus, bro, I cannot get a single dodge. Yes. Okay, I made, I did one thing. Okay, I'm gonna try it now. Phantom Stars. That was good. Great. Oh, I can't go through that door yet either.

Ooh. Good stuff. That's a lot of money, too. It's stronger than that? No, I know. It did multiple attacks. Only hit it with one attack. Um, I guess we're gonna try and just big dick this guy, right?

Damn. Okay, um, I need to have, like, just a basic attack with him. I guess I'm just going to use that for now. Yeah, that's more than enough. All right. All right. We're getting a little bit better. We're improving.

It was better? Yes, we're getting there. It's okay. It just takes some time. That's all. It just takes a little bit time, boys. There it is. Jesus.

All right. At least Mael is carrying his ass. She sure is. We are adapting and we're doing better, which is what matters. Shoot head equals more damage. Is that true? I don't know if it is or not. Let's find out. This costs three so I can just shoot him once, right?

That's 200. Damn, why didn't he... Why do you take way less damage there? Damn, I don't know why the fuck that happened. You'll let and crit? Oh, of course. That's right That's right That's not

That's not right That was not right That was not right That was fucking wrong Okay That W thing is hard for me to get used to Okay we're gonna go this way I don't know which path to take

That's a big motherfucker isn't it That's a big dick sucker We're gonna kill him Let's go Yes Come on Nice, he's dead. Man.

Man. You see, now we're starting to do work. This is going pretty well. We've got to kill all these guys too. It can only be three, right? Eat, jeez, this. Get them out of here. Does this mean I can,

I can big dick them? Wow. Well, we're actually starting to cook. Well that... Holy shit! We're out of control! Peaceful. Thanks to chat, yeah.

A little bit. Who's this bitch? Yeah! Let's get him. We gotta do it again. Oh. Ready to strike. Here we go.

So I got to kill him with this, right? Oh shit. I got really lucky there. Oh, I could still mayhem. I'm with... Oh, I thought it was more than that. He dead. Well, I don't even...

need to parry because I don't take damage. 50% health on a kill. That's fucking insane. Roulette's kind of bad. If it's so bad, then why is it good? It's obviously good. No shit, it's good. It's inconsistent. Doesn't matter. If there's a 50% chance between doing, it just, it does more damage. Like, it's just the way the math is. Like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, no, it's not really much of a conversation about this. It's just a fact. Okay. That's big dick right there.

You guys saw that? So you take 50%, you add it into 200%. So that's 250%. Then you divide it. Then you divide it by two because it's a 50% probability. And you get this situation that we're at. What the hell is this? Oh, there's two different pathways.

We're going to give him more vitality Because it makes him do more damage Yeah, I feel like that's obviously the play Right Oh, I forgot to do the other one We're going to give her more points into I think we're going to give her more agility Because that makes her do more damage

Actually, honestly, we just need her to do more damage Period Vitality makes sense because he's immortal Well, if you've been watching the play through you'd realize that that's not true at all. He's very not immortal. Like, yeah, that's like the last thing he is. A joke.

Easiest fight in my life. Let's just fucking do a big dick. Big dick all the one. They all have different weapons. Uh, okay, so... I don't know what the hammer one does, so we're going to go on him first. Please.

How many damage is this dude? Does four? There's no way I can. Alright. That's right, that's right, that's right, get out of my face. I'm not dead. I'm not dead and that's what matters. But he is.

Okay, now I want to try and do the big one. Bro, he brought out that devil may cry shit. Oh, this is the door from earlier. I know where this is gonna take me. Open no door. Oh, what's over this way? I didn't see this area before. It looks like I never will

Can't win them all Please only be one Thank God, we're fine Okay Can't win them all It's still gonna kill him, it doesn't matter See Okay, perfect

Exposing death On death, give four AP I should probably give that to Verso I think Verso could use that really well Okay, so we did this, we did that Let me, let me just Yeah Yeah, I feel like that'd be really useful

Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh Bro, we gotta get that level 10 weapon, man That's what we're really going for We get that level 10 weapon, we give it to the girl Like, that's gonna change my fucking life Let's jump, oh, I can't jump down there I thought I was able to Miss Lute

Where? Y'all ain't lying, are you? Hit it? No, it's not how it works. Yeah, see, it doesn't work that way. Yeah, I'm like, don't you think I would have tried that? Like, there's been so many of those blue things.

I can't destroy a tree for now. Oh, it's like Dark Souls too. Is it, like, you know how, like, there's those gates and shit? I don't want to, um, I still have a heel, right? Okay, I don't. It's fine, I'll be fine. I just don't want to respawn everything. I killed... No, no, because I, I,

I got this one over here. Look at me. See that? I knew that was going to happen. And does she need to do anything else right now? I don't even know what we're going to do with extreme elemental damage. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, like, I mean, I do.

I think that's kind of good. Like, this is also good too, but it's like eight points. Like eight points is a lot of points. I just do not know. Because like, what if I did the pop-offs, right? it's very good but hard to build not really because you could get if you can get three out of four

then you can use the last skill to force the third one but it's like really RNG and so like I don't know like I mean this typhon is really good too like I don't know I mean let's just

let's just keep going for now and for Mayel deal extreme single target damage I feel like nothing's going to be better than Flore it Flurry Like, because it keeps me in virtuoso stance Which is what's insane about it Like

The ballet? Yeah, but it's nine points number one Number two Fire damage Yeah, like honestly I feel like we do rain Fuck this, let's do Let's do this Oh, I already have it Right now I don't know what I want to play as

So like I don't need to like right now what I'm doing is fine So like why do I want to go and like reinvent the wheel if I'm rolling You see what I'm saying? It's all good yeah like I mean I think you're doing really well Oh, oh there it is you guys saw that? Oh hey hello there shit it's three of them? Motherfucker Oh it didn't do enough ready to strike okay um we're gonna invest. We're going to invest. Not impressed.

Can't want them all. At least we're getting more of those chroma catalysts. We need a lot of those. It's too bad that I can't use the heels out of combat. I think it's intended that way. Oh, I thought that was a guy. Well, that will help. Oh, it's actually good. This is why I want to go.

We kill this guy real quick. Please just be one. Please just be one. It's two. Let's go ahead and use this. Here we go. I didn't expect that actually to kill him. I didn't want to kill him.

Damn, bro, we couldn't do any damage to him there. Do it. What? What the fuck? This guy became a mob? Yeah. Okay, now we kill him. But I don't know if there's going to be other.

So like, how do I, how do I use a heel then? because like I can't use one of these can I? How's this work? Q? Yeah, but that's not the red one. Yeah, I knew I could do that. Okay. It's coming.

Oh, that didn't go the way I wanted it to. All right. 6,000? Damn. I didn't expect that shit to happen at all. Wow. What about here? Is this a big loot?

That will help. Is this a big loot situation? Or what? No, it's just $3,000. We don't really care a lot about that, but it's nice to have. More chromos. Let's see. What about over here?

Okay, we've already been there. Let's go this way. Time for expert? I've been playing it on expert. Like, it's not that hard. I mean, it just, The thing is that, like, in turn-based games, if you're not playing it on the hardest difficulty, it's just not fun. You may leave, I have no interest speaking with you.

Okay. Well, I've had a lot of girls tell me that before. This is no problem. I'm used to this. There it is. Emily, Expedition War 41. My bag's getting weighed down from all my kills. Maybe I need to pick smaller trophies.

Estelle bagged seven of those armored neves. So I've got a good. get at least eight in this next batch if I'm going to beat her. Leah showed me how to double up my weapon pick toes. Might not be stable, but the bang's going to be worth it. The painter's might be out of our reach, but her minions aren't. And if I die, I'm going to make sure I die big. Like Xavier says, subtlety is not our game.

Damn. We only live till 40. So let's go make some friends. Oh shit. People say you want me a switch to me to talk to her? I'm gonna do it. You're awake, surprising. Have you sufficiently recovered?

If so, then you can help. There's much left to do. Who are you and help with what? I guess not. Pity. I'd hope to return more important matters, but I must occupy my time with this. What do you mean? What occupies your time?

And exercised in futility, I don't have time for this. have time for this it's probably best you don't get involved after what happened before or go play with your friends i'll handle this okay peaceful damn i missed that yeah i didn't know that at all okay uh we're gonna kill the big dick sucker oh oh um let's go ahead and go after this guy you're you're shit for damage there's no way there's no way i can there's a lot of damage though Ready to parry. You hear that? That's right. Yes.

12,000 experience. That's huge. That's a red boy. An advantage. We're gonna take his bitch ass out. We're gonna just get rid of it. I'm gonna just get rid of it real quick. This boss is really hard. I mean, I don't even think this is hard. It's just timing, right?

Like, you, I don't know what the timing is. It's basically the three, it's the, they happen at the same angles. Yeah, it's three to one. Yeah, I get it now. Let me see how much damage you hear, how much healthy has. He's got no help. Yeah, he's gonna die super fast. Jesus Christ. He's got a lot of fucking health, man. Okay.

Try it again. now. I'll give it a couple more tries. He does seem massively overtuned, though. Bro. I skipped it? Yeah, that's all chromatics. No, again, it's just it's a matter of understanding. Like, I just, I've never done this before, so I, like, it's hard to learn something like this whenever there's no real, like, it's an instant death, right? Okay, that was good. It's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Nice. Should I have done that or not? Mayhem? Yeah, I guess I'll use mayhem now. This won't kill him. Absorbed. Okay, so he does that type of mechanic.

Okay. Jesus Christ. Too early? Yeah? Yuck, that's true. Careful now. Can't want them all. Let's have some fun.

Don't die next time. Okay. Uh, nice. This is bullshit. Cove a path. Obvious we can beat him. It's obvious. I don't want to send in a reserve because then I don't get the experience.

Why the fuck would I want to do that? No, we're gonna beat the fuck out of them this time. Get ready. This is gonna be it. Ready to obey. Oh. Cut them down. Cut him down.

Okay. I was debating whether I should do it or not. Okay. Nice. Wait, why did it heal if he wasn't burning? Mayo was burning? Oh, fuck. Okay, um...

All right. We're gonna get this. We're gonna get them. I die again. Ready to evade. Ready to evade. Danger. Probably just a little previous save, right?

It's obviously over. Yeah. Okay, it's fun. Hmm One has a reviving skill by the way Won't matter Yeah, I'm gonna be able to beat him Like I can do this

It's just like I can't afford a mistake Like that's all Like that's literally it I just can't make a mistake Ready to evade me Cut him down Big Dick

Oh that's a lot This will stagger him Nice All right, he's half It's yourself Oh well Let us stain them Who?

Careful now It's fine Okay There it is Let's carve a path Sorry I failed Okay It's not over

We're ready to obey Get cover We can do this We can fucking do this All right let me focus All right one more One more then I got to stop Well, I'm gonna do one more than I stop.

There it is. Coming. It's over, bitch. We're done. All right. Um, I guess we do this one. Wallis fucking wicked. I told you we could beat him.

I told you guys we could get his ass. And we fucking got it. Y'all actually thought we weren't going to pop off on him. It just takes time. That's a hard fight. That's it. It's a hard fight. I mean, there's not really much else to it than that.

Good Picto, too? Yeah, I know. I feel like I've been neglecting those for a while, because I've just kind of got stuck in my ways. Good stuff. Healing 10's also a pie powerful. That's fucking crazy. Equip and level the Picto for Luminah?

Yeah, I know I will. I gotta stop. It's like nine. Bro, we cook. I just want, I want to end on that. Looks like we pass the danger zone. Yeah, I want to end on that. Like, because I, I was not trying to, I would not try to end on a loss, man.

Like, that was it. We play more tomorrow? We're gonna play Doom tomorrow. Um, are we gonna finish this game? Like, uh, probably yeah. Like, uh, I, I, I want to finish the game. God damn, this bitch got 12 points now? Holy shit.

I'm gonna give her a little bit more of that. And we're gonna go a little bit more of these. Critch hands, it goes a little bit more. Yeah, yeah. Let's go with that right there. Can you give it a review? Yeah, it's the game of the year. Yeah, I mean, that's my review.

Like, you want a review? There it is. That's what I think. We're going to go with Typhon, right? Like, this elemental genesis thing is really good. Medium ice damage to all enemies. I don't know. Like, I'm actually really liking the mayhem.

So we're going to just go with this for now. I feel like elemental genesis is really good if I get lucky. Whereas Typhiom. font is like not really like super useful like that's just what i'm thinking like i i really don't know like that that's really good i don't know what what's good with him i think sword ballet is probably the best one right but i think i mean like virtuoso stance is so good that why do you think you won't get experience you don't revive the unit because you get 50% less because that's the way it worked in metaphor and somebody said that that's not what happened that's what happened that's what

and like there was one time like at the beginning where like one guy was dead the other one wasn't and one person leveled up the other one didn't so i was like okay that that's what it is that's really good i just don't know which one of these is good i feel like we should just do combustion like we just do fire right because like mezzo forte uh which one is that this i don't really care about that. Last chance. But refills all AP. I'm not really seeing that being useful, right? Like, I mean, I get what

you're saying. I just, I just don't, I don't see it there. Some more hits are good. Yeah, I feel like, so how does damage cap in this game work? Like, is there something I'm going to be able to increase it with? Because I saw, like, screenshots people doing like a million damage,

right? It goes up later? Okay. Because, like, I was thinking about that, because, like, if I'm hitting damage cap with a lot of my spells, then I need to shift doing different things, right? The same as, like, you know how, like, he does this Phantom Stars thing, and this is, like, just crazy damage? Like, that's what I need to think about doing more of, right? Act 3? Yeah, I just started Act 2, so, like, I'm not even remotely close to them. That's not going to happen.

Kept's a 99? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. hits or Biss with 99 Kapp. Yeah. I feel like that's obviously like what the play is. But yeah, anyway, yeah, game is great. I love the game. We'll play Doom tomorrow. We're going to get into that. I know a lot of people have been looking forward to that. So yeah, we're going to do that. And I thought it was actually going to be today. And the only reason it wasn't today is that I didn't know it was not going to be today, right? And so, yeah, that's the plan. And we're gonna get into that and just do it.

And I'm not gonna do any of the other side. I might go to like some of the side areas in general, but like I kind of don't really want to. I'd rather just kind of like focus on just doing it on stream because I think that's what people are gonna wanna see. I don't know if she can kill him with this or not. Uh, no, she can't. Fuck, who cares?

Yeah, so don't worry about it. We're gonna do that. Powerful to allies. Oh, that's good. So many optional levels. Yeah. Because I do feel like I should probably do that. Like, I should probably do that because, like, if I do, like, it's just going to put me in such a better situation.

Like, right now, for example, like, oh, wait, no, that's him, not me. No, I was confused. Okay. Like if I just got lucky, I would have got his ass. So yeah, like, I'm not going to do any of the side stuff off stream. I'll probably go around and like what I'm thinking is that like at the beginning of the stream tomorrow, like I'm going to go and do some of the side stuff like at the beginning, like next time I play. And then I might go do some more of it off stream.

I don't really know. But I would want to beat this game on stream because I think that a lot of people would want to see that. and so that that's pretty much where I'm at. Fuck the platforming section. Yeah, yeah, true, actually. Yeah, that's a good point. No, I know that's true. Make a good YouTube series for people to watch for years.

Yeah, I think so too. And like a lot of people want to see that. And that's the main reason I'd want to do it that way, right? But, you know, like I feel better about, like, at the beginning, I was a little bit intimidated, honestly, because, like, I was just getting cooked, right? I mean, by like this monster. And then I just got better and, you know, improve.

And, you know, I was all right. But, like, that was pretty bad at the beginning, right? I mean, like, where we were at. Like, that was really bad. Can I kill him? No, not quite. It's too bad. I think this will kill him anyway, though.

Yeah, he's dead. Oops. Can't win them all. A storm is coming. Yeah, you did. Yeah, no, we did. I mean, we beat the fuck out of them, right? And so, uh, that's been it's bad for everyone at first. Yeah, no, it's definitely, uh, it's an increase in, in difficulty by a lot. But yeah, I mean, I, I, I do, I do think the game is really good. Like, I didn't expect it to be as good as it was, to be honest. Like I thought it was going to be like kind of some bullshit, but it's actually a very good game. Good boss coming up, we do it on stream.

I will not make any progress in the game at all, like period. Other than like if I get really bored and feel like running around killing mobs, I will not make any progress at all in the game off stream. Zero progress off stream. And so, like, I can hold myself back. And I might, probably the day before I come back, because what my plan is right now is that, like, I'm expecting, like, I'm probably going to play Doom for a few days. And then after that, I'll, you know, go do something else, right? And so, like, if it, if it goes well, I'll probably go and focus more on that.

I just don't know yet. The bitch. Oh. Yeah, I really like the utility. of being able to use stuff like that. Like, I really, really like that. Apparently, Doom is so bad and not optimized. I don't care.

Like, I mean, if it's bad, then I'm just going to play it for, like, a day and then play something else. Like, I don't care. Like, I'm looking forward to the game, and I hope it's fun. But if it's not fun for whatever reason, it doesn't matter.

Like, I'm just going to play something else. Right. Oh. Oops. He's on expert? Yeah. Yeah, we're doing it on expert. Do you think this has set the new standard for turn-based games?

Um, yes. I think any time a really popular game like this comes out, like, it's interesting because, like, this game, like, I never played Baldersgate 3, right? And let me actually, I'm going to order food. Uh, give me a second. Sorry, I just, I want to just talk about it for a few minutes. Like, Final Fantasy taking notes. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that Final Fantasy is, I think Final Fantasy is making kind of like, in a way, the right call by like going with more of like a action combat perspective. Um, like, I do think that like in general, that would be good. And like Final Fantasy 16 was good. It's just that I think that it should have just had way more RPG elements to it. That was like really the problem. problem is like this game this game like has way more customization and options right like and i think

that's the weakness that you know final fantasy 16 has versus this game should have been 16 yeah i mean you're you're not wrong right i wanted to get lucky but i didn't too bad we all know 16 was not good i thought 16 was really good like i thought it was a nine out of 10 game like it was a great game uh like it was a great game The reason why the story is too unique for Final Fantasy? Um, you guys didn't like it that much? Okay, well, I did. Right? I thought it was really good.

Yeah, and I can understand why, let me see. So what happens if I do this? Does he just deep dick all of them? Holy shit! Bro, this dude is super powerful? No, it's just that ability is really good. I mean, I don't know what else to say other than that. Wait, I'm gonna do it again.

Just dead. That's it. Even an expert, you can out-level. You can do that in any game, really. I mean, like, literally every single game you can over-level. Like, I'm trying to think, is there any game where you can't over-level? Not really. No.

Balders Gate 3, Sekiro? There's advantages that you can get in Sekiro. Like, I think that if you think you can't over-level in Sekiro, like you're you're partial like that's probably the most right that you can be like i think that's a good example of a counterpoint but you still can't overlevel in securo like you can get different advantages you can get more powerful do optional bosses etc and and do that but yeah anyway uh yeah i mean if it's not obvious already i i really like this game like this game's really fucking good like I was invested in this game and I thought it was good

but whenever the you know the cinematic happened I was like okay no this this is actually insane wrong way no I wasn't wrong way I was gonna see if there was that guy over here we're gonna see us at the game more this year yeah I feel like there's as I said it's like a 90% chance this game wins game of the year what do you like most about this game I don't I don't know I mean it's like a thing where it's like a lot of games there's like a thing where, like, I like a lot of different things about it.

I think that, like, really, I like a lot of different things about this game. And so it's hard really for me to say, like, okay, this is the thing that I like most about it, because there's, like, five of those things. And so it's just, like, I'm not even sure really, like, what I would go with. What I would say is my favorite. I mean, it's just really good. Yeah, it's just a really good game, man. And so, anyway, thank you all very much for watching.

I really appreciate it. And I will be back on tomorrow. And we're going to play Doom, which apparently has some problems. So we'll see what happens. Anyway, guys, thank you all very much to watching. And I'll see you all then. All right, boys. Peace.

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