Asmongold TV - I Played More Expedition 33 (it's literally 10/10) | Asmongold

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

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So you know what they fucking did to me? Is they took away my fucking characters, and now they make me play these pieces of shit. I have to play this retarded, scuffed Wukong and this fucking crystal astrology bitch. And so I went and I at least got the specs for them, right? I didn't go and do a whole lot, because I know you guys want to watch me actually play the game.

But I went and I set up their luminous and everything, and so we should be good to go, right? Not bad at all. No, it's okay. Timu Kong. It is. He is. Let's fucking do it. Give me a minute. Let me go rest. And, all right, let's get this done. Yay, all good team. No, it's okay. We'll see how this goes. Blue Mage Monaco.

White Mage, uh, black manged, blue mate? Maybe you're right. Okay. Um, we will go. Let's go this way first. Fucking bitch! Increased the volume in the game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When we get it up a little more okay all right so i can do this one right here oh oh oh oh oh there it is that's right okay um shoot him a little bit more skills we'll do mayhem on the other cocksucker right here watch this instant he's fucking dead all right Jesus. Jesus.

Bro, does it get easier than that? I don't know if it does. That's just life. Okay, let's look around. Okay, go across here. What the fuck is... What the fuck? Oh, shit!

Okay, let me look this. Nassaroff. Nassau. Oh, that's a new weapon for Monaco. Monarcho? Parries. Okay, so this. Is it?

What the fuck? That's like double damage. That's insane. Yeah, we're gonna use that. I feel like it has to be better. Yeah, it's 10. Yeah, it's also level 10 too. Yeah, you're right.

Okay, let's kill this cocksucker over here too. What a hose? Okay, um, let's go ahead and we're gonna do agile. Okay, and we'll do, maybe I can do chivalry piercing. since I have agile mask and so I'm doing more damage. I've never used this ability before. Is he really good? I feel like he's really fucking good.

Holy shit, bro. Monaco doesn't give a fuck. He's my main? I don't know, guys. Like, it's hard for me to... How exactly did our piece of Lumiere end up on an island when the rest of the city is here? One of the great mysteries.

I wish we had more time. Okay. So much to study here. study what a nerd bro okay let me look around ooh go down this way you know we haven't found one of those balls for a while where the balls at that's five thousand dollars that's pretty good make sure we don't miss anything over here oh wait yeah yeah yeah we'll go back lumenut no it's okay there's another item that's nearby too i can hear it what's up

bitch is there one or two please just be one. Okay, uh, let's see here. Uh, we'll go ahead and we'll do, I'm gonna do it on the sword guy, I think. Oh, I messed up. Now we are gonna have to deal with two of my time. Okay, um, we'll do mayhem again. And we'll do on this one. Dead ass bitch. Okay, um, I don't know if I can kill him with this or not, but we're gonna find out. Oh, well, it got broken, so it's okay. You can't win them all, right guys? Okay, um

I'm debating what I should do. I should be able to just auto attack him to death, right? Yeah, that's what I thought, okay. Jesus Christ, that's fast. Okay. Um, Almighty. Oh shit.

Oh shit, so he's in big dick mode? God damn. That was insane? Bro, yeah, Wu Kong doesn't fuck around. So, Monoco, what was life like before the fracture? What's this? The world was smaller than... ...anergy tints also apply rush.

Hmm. I don't know if I should use that or not. The fracture tore our villages apart. Only a fraction of... I might use it whenever I get farther. Dog shit? I don't think it's dog shit. Our forests are filled with gesturals awaiting rebirth. Okay.

Oh, what's this way? What happens? to the rest of the party we got separated uh-oh i'm i'm afraid we're down here no let's go up to the top oh oh another part please just be two please just be two it's three okay let's go all right most one slow motion no i'm just i'm trying to do what i can well i'm doing bad damage this is really really really not good okay at least that one's dead And then hopefully I can kill this one here Oh god, bro, I can't do it

It likes you Jesus Okay We're gonna do this I've never fought these mobs before Jesus Christ They're so hard to kill I'm gonna res her

I'm just gonna kill her with mayhem Hopefully we get lucky Yep there it is These mobs are hard to do. Interesting. There's like a lot of them, like, obviously, like, I have to have, like, a big ego and never dodge. And so I just try to parry everything. So I fuck up the timings because of, like, how much, like, bait these things have.

Are you using a controller? No. I only use keyboard and mouse. Oh, what's this? Base fuck dodging. No, it's all right. I'll just get better. It's not a big deal.

Hello? I have nothing at a time, I suppose, just sit and think. Are you a spirit trapped in a gamage? I'm just a man who sits and thinks. When she was young, she'd get sad thinking about morality. But when I asked her about her sadness, her answer surprised me. Are you talking about the painter? She paints.

She wasn't scared of death itself. She was sad because there are more works of art that she'd never be able to see in her lifetime. So many fables around the world that she'd never be able to collect to bring life in her workshop. All the beauty in the world she'd never be able to experience and it saddened her. I encourage them to believe. that their dreams are within their grasp, but she proved me a liar. She'd love to challenge me of all of them. She and I are the most alike.

It's important to remember the ones that we love, to keep them alive in our minds while they're far, far away. Are you originally from old luminar? I paint them so that I can remember them, remember their faces. What the fuck? So he's like permanently despawning? Damn, that sucks. Yeah, it would suck dick, bro.

Like, god damn. Okay, let's go to this. one. There's like all kinds of fucked up shit here too. What is this shit? A Gio'd. Doesn't that look like one of Esquier's stones? Oh, we got a special rock. Let's bring him a gift. A special rock. What the fuck?

I was surprised you agreed so readily to Berso's plans. He seems to be our best bet for now. We lack too much information. Yeah. Do you trust him? I trust that he was. I trust that he wants to reach the painter's. So for now, our interests are aligned. Oh shit.

He has been helpful. Still, have this feeling he's hiding something. Uh-oh. Monaco. How did you meet Verso? Uh-oh. I don't really remember. Wying.

I feel like I've always known Verso. He mentioned traveling with other expeditions. Quite a few. Oh. How many? What do you mean what happened to them? Maybe ask Verso when we find him. Yeah, okay. Finding them comes first.

He doesn't even give a fuck. Any idea what this is? That better not be a boss. Yeah, this better not be a fucking boss, bro. Ooh, it's one of those things. 58. They were the ones that Verso was traveling with. Uh-oh.

I believe so. What did they say? Isn't supposed to say what they said? They made it surprisingly far. Not far enough. An axon. Interesting. Faso is...

Is this true? My hell's with him. We need to go now. Faso would never harm her. Uh-oh. Manorca gets a bit. Carry to watch sometimes. My back hurts, but I'm fine.

Good. Yeah, there's probably heading to work. Towards the center of the city, we'll rejoin them there. I belong to the lady for a loan. Fine, treasures. Feels like home. Well, yeah, I guess he would have remembered it, because he was there. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't even think of that. Oh, and now I have to go with them? Oh, I do. Speaking of home, where do you live in Lumiere? Above a bakery near the center, uh, Angelique's boulangerie. I hate that every morning. I wonder if it's still there. It's called Matilds now.

And this is over. You should go and visit. Uh-oh. Let's go down over here. And then I have to upgrade my shit. Oh, I do. Um, it says points available. Oh, I don't know why it told me that.

Okay, yeah, I should be fine. Oh, I'll rest too. I mean, I feel pretty confident with these two characters. Like, these are my main characters. So, like, anything they're gonna throw out me, I'm just gonna beat the shit out of it. I'm not afraid of anything. Especially not this bitch ass right here. Especially not this bitch ass.

Okay, um... Let's see, what do we want to do? Oh, right, my auto attack. That's right. Okay? Um, I'm not sure, like, really what to do in this circumstance, actually. I could just shoot them. That doesn't do shit for damage.

Okay, well at least I got that. And... I mean, I guess I could just hit it with, like... I don't know. I could just do berserk slash, I guess, right? That's the best thing I can do. That didn't do that much. Okay.

And then she'll just kill this one in one tap. Fuck, she didn't kill either one of them. Not so bad. Kind of bad. Damn! All right. Let me go back. I'm gonna...

heal them. There's a weapon it makes versus start with rank S. Yeah, but it's probably some kind of like bullshit that makes like, it like makes it like way harder to do other stuff too. That's what I bet. There's like some like huge down downside to it. I said that was treasure. Ooh, I could jump down there. Do I want to do that? I'm going to do that. Oh. Old key used. Survivor. of February. The brigadiers are overdue from their mission to the monolith and we've lost half our remaining fighting strength to these creatures and their relentless assault. All adults have taken up

arms but I'm a bookkeeper. What am I supposed to do? Count them before they slaughter us. Damn. We've hidden the children. At least they're warm and dry in the cellars, but rations are running low. Things are calmer now at the hospital, but That's because most die before we can get to them. Oh. I guess I'm living out of pure stubbornness at this point. Survival isn't really survival anymore. Everyone's so quiet lately.

Afraid will draw attention. Sometimes I talk to myself just to hear another human voice. Damn. Trevor, you promised I could die before you. You promised. Shit. Let's go up here. Oops.

Some war show. Yeah, yeah. Things are not going too well for them, huh? Yeah, I feel like I have it set up for, uh, like the three characters, but like this one is like not really quite there. I've got to make sure that he gets one more point. Like if he can get one more point, he's going to be in a very good situation. Okay, I guess I'll just do my basic attack, as always.

Okay. Um, like, yeah, I just, I don't know what to do in this circle. I'm just gonna basic attack them again. That way they both have defenseless on them. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep.

All right. It's Perry time. Let's go. We're getting a little bit better. Alright, boys, we're doing a little, just a little bit better. All right. So we need to do that all the time. Um, let's go over here. We'll pick this up.

Nice. And this will go this one. Oh. Did I get in combat with them? Oh, I don't think I did. Okay. Big damage. Got him.

That's a dead-ass bitch. And now we're going to hit him with the big one. Hit him with the W. How is it not dead? Jesus, boy, I thought he's going to be dead for sure. You're ranked D. Oh, yeah. pretty good team where'd he go

uh-oh uh-oh what the fuck what the fuck where did you go i need to find lunay and siel quickly oh shit i'm still here

um okay we'll go up this way oh special item now we'll go this one jump down where the hell did he go Yeah, I don't know how this is going to go if it's 1 v1 I just hope I kill him in one hit

Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's no big deal, boys That's right This place is crazy Maybe we go this way Yeah Alright

I kill this Cox up over here I just hope that I hope we're just doing 1V1s though Okay good All we gotta do is hope that we get them All we need is one prop Yep, it's over. See that? Done.

Dead. Finished. Completed. Yeaded. Deleted. Let's just beat him. Yeah, let's just beat him. It's easy.

Great. All right. It's paring time. One down. That's two down. It's pretty good. I thought that was pretty good. You got scared?

I choked. Yeah, I just choked out. Like, I always choke. That's just what I do. It's my job. At least not why I don't have to be two of them. Oh, I should have healed myself. That's right.

Another one. I, uh, I'm really good at choking on things. Any degree of tension at all, I immediately fall apart. I'm going to be honest. It's crazy. This is why I can never play competitive games. All right. You're dead.

They're all dead. All right. Both of the times that I, died um were the reason why i died is that i literally just hit the wrong button auto rush is really good yeah i'm probably going to use it uh i'm assuming rush is like you have like double speed or something like that some variation of that 33 percent feed yeah no i i just yeah i hit like the gradient perry for for no reason what's this oh that's good i'm I'll deal with these two cocksuckers here.

It's only two of them, so it should be fine. Got them. Parry time. There it is. Oh! Do it again. See what happens. Got them.

Got the ass. She's so appealing. Yeah, she's really good. It's also like, I've, honestly, I've been parrying everything, right? I mean, so it's the same as anything else, right? It's just practice. Is this, is this going to be, this is going to be some bullshit, right? Okay, thank God.

Alright. Let me rest. Okay, upgrade abilities, and I'm going to upgrade to agility. Because I feel like they're always going before me, and I don't want to have that happen anymore. Why does it feel so familiar? Let's go in down. Let's go in here. Know this place.

This looks like, I'm going to check over here first before I go inside of this labyrinth. I feel like that's smart. Nothing over here. Manor door? Yeah, I saw it. I didn't know if there'd be some kind of crazy shit over here, right? And so we had to double check. Because like if there was going to be some crazy shit, it would have been here, right? Okay, now let's go back around. I wonder if I can open this door. Let's see if I can. Okay, it's not a door. I guess I can't. Well, let's go loot that thing. Easy. Big money, too. You never know, boys. You never fucking know.

Let me in. Oh, damn. Damn, what's this shit? Renoir. Wow. You never know, bro. You never know. A bathtub.

What can I make it take a bath? Fuck. Hand punch, hard punch. There's no way. There's nothing happen. What's this? Left us all so that she can drown alone. That bitch is crazy.

What the fuck? Can I go inside here? Go back and jump on the sink. Okay, I will. Thanks guys. Really appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, thanks a lot.

That was really useful. Wrong one? There's only one sink. Damn, this house is really fucking... Oh! Okay. Damn. Yeah, this place is fucking massive.

So you unlock more parts of the manor, I guess. I was going to see if there's anything else. it's really here for me break the mirror no i tried to do that it didn't work like i i tried doing all that okay because i i think i did what you're talking about okay let me go back outside then jump in the painting no it's a different game okay let's go back over i guess we can go to the other side first um i guess maybe not oh oh i wonder if it's going to be that girl is the curator yeah oh it's another one What the fuck?

I knew you'd open the door for her. Uh-oh. Really, Verso? This was your plan. Oh, it's right about the girl. What the fuck? Well, now we're stuck with... Oh, fuck.

Times. Must you hurt our family? No, no, you don't get to let you me on family. Why do you refuse to see I am doing this for us? Yet you insist on rushing. insist on rushing toward death you're trying to stop the wrong cycle you're doing this for yourself course it's easier for you to think that isn't it easier to betray us if i'm the villain so move i'm gonna fucking kill him surely he just looks at her sorry we're late we were busy

doing a bit of reading Were you planning on sharing that this man, the man who murdered our team, is your father? Uh-oh. Family is, uh, no, my favorite topic. A bit awkward. Look about this later. I'd really like for you all to survive this. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. I didn't expect this. Okay. Um... Not so bad. Okay. Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick. There we go. Okay. Jesus, bro, he got destroyed.

He's getting, he's getting dick. I wish I had known that was gonna happen. Let me attack this. I don't know what to do. Another one. Okay. Uh, skills. Oh, okay, yeah, wildfire. Okay, let's do this.

Nice. I have a feeling killing these matters, so we're going to kill them. Damn, how the fuck does that happen? You think you should be fighting by my side. Oh, that's a lot of healing. Okay, um Alright, let's kill him We're gonna get them, we're gonna get them guys. Don't worry about it Okay, uh, okay, what's auto attack them now?

Yeah, I'm not even worried guys, I'm not even worried Okay, um Yeah, let's do this Okay Okay I won't lose again Okay going no matter what all right this is it's probably over now got it

it is okay nice march and shot him I have to save my points I didn't think you're gonna do that okay how many resins do I have left my turn careful my LRGINs ever I don't get it Holy shit God damn bro we got fucked it's okay I know what to do now that guy was a real

motherfucker wasn't he okay I'm not afraid I'd really like fuel alright let's do this okay give him them buff I don't know how that happened I just got well

Let's call the path. Okay. Okay. There's a big part of me, like, I feel like I need to just keep my, uh, I need to just keep my points up as much as I can. Big damage. Big dick, big dick, big dick. Oh my god. Bro, he's getting destroyed!

Okay. Now, I don't know if this is going to work or not, but it should. should. Damn. Damn. Bro, he just... Why ain't no dodge? Because I thought I could parry.

I mean, bro, he just one shot my whole team and, like, one hit. I couldn't even do anything. Easy. All right. Not so bad. Not so great either, but it was decent. Come on. Come on.

Big damage. Yes, all right Okay, that's really good for me and I've got to save my I've got to save my points because what is I'm not angry just disappointed Okay I should only got two points

I wonder if I could get no no no no we can't let these seals go off That's pretty good honestly for me that's pretty good honestly for me that's pretty damn good okay and now we're gonna kill it oh I didn't have nine I thought I had nine fuck um okay I can't kill it I got really lucky there yes yes yes okay we're still in the game we're still in the game okay um I think I gave the wrong I gave her the wrong buff but that's okay oh she's oh she's still got the thing

on her I didn't realize that okay that's fine mistakes happen okay um oh not today bitch not today bitch it's not over yet it's not over it's not over It's still not over. You think it's over, it's not. You're right. No, I don't know if I should do it or not. Because I can't capitalize on it.

I need to be able to capitalize on it. I can't do it yet. Trust me. I'm not dead. Yes. Okay. It is not over, gentlemen. It's about to be over.

Now it's fucking over. Okay. Uh, no, let's see here. Let's fucking do it. That didn't do anything. I didn't do any damage. Oh, but I've got, I'm in virtuoso. This is it, it's over.

It's over. Man, man. We got his ass. Bro, that shit had me on the ropes. Well, I was on the edge. It was so close. He's not even, He doesn't even no no no I no damn where's Monaco is he dead everyone all right

Oh shit you are what the fuck you gonna take out the mask you gonna look like her? Oh my guess is that our name? Was they killed the little thing? Oh that was the rock they got for him. Yeah yeah care to explain your father I don't think of him as my father anymore. Still. Why didn't you just tell us? Because it's private and it's painful and it's none of your business.

I cut ties with him decades ago. Lying by a mission is still lying. I've told you everything you need to know. I'd rather make that determination for myself. I think we can all understand each other's coming from, right. He hasn't steered us wrong yet. But we're a team now. And we're...

Won't get very far if we don't trust each other. Families... Complicated. Yeah, and that's him. The stories say that gesturals reincarnate. Is that true? I'm gonna find out. Can you bring Noko back?

You knew. So very sorry, my friend. The painter's heart was in that manner, and now it's gone. We have no way to access the monolith. Oh shit. Expedition 58 seemed to think... You knew another way. Uh-oh.

What? We found 58 and their journals. Uh-oh. So that's. How ye. I wasn't hiding it. If that's what you're implying. It's a dead end.

Wait. What are you talking about? There's someone else who can help. Oh. Oh, this isn't gonna go anywhere. Can't talk to him. Excuse me. Is it true?

Can you make a weapon that can pierce the barrier? Do you need something from the axons? Do you need their hearts? Look, to create this weapon, he needs enormous amounts of pure chroma. Which is way beyond what we can get from Nevrons. The only source of axons. What the fuck is an axons? Yes. What the fuck is an axon?

Why? What are axons? They're massive creatures living on islands around the monolith. They're much stronger and much, much more dangerous than Neveron's. I can't die and I still couldn't take them down. Yet we found the corpse of one in old Lumia, so it's possible. Damn. I don't know how that one died. But I'm telling you.

Listen to me, please. Our chances of taking them down without you not dying. I'm close to zero. Close, but not zero. Death is coming either way. As expeditioners, if we die, we die fighting. Wonderful bad talk. I know.

So we need to co-kill the big things? All right. If, if we're going to fight the axons. Oh shit. What do you mean? I've had a few rough encounters with the axons. Yeah, I bet. There are three located on islands around the monolith.

And we need at least two hearts to get enough chroma. Damn. One lives on a mountain too high for us to reach so that one's out. We should start with the one to the west of the monolith. It's already been weakened by previous expeditions. Right? Yeah. Good idea. Maximize our chances.

Okay. Or we embrace the challenge and pick the one in the one in the one in the one. and pick the one in the east. Shut up. I like your spirit. Shut up. You dumb bitch. Shut the fuck up.

Can't go back. Give me a second. You already have one? Do I? Wait, how? I don't even know that. Give me a minute. A little hawkish guy. I'm... I'm...

...thew. ...that thought he cared. Hunwar's not being Hunwar. Uh-oh. He's not. Damn. Nice. Yeah.

I guess it's official. Mm-hmm. We're part of the disaster expedition now. Disaster expedition? What do you mean by that? What's up with you? Hmm. Mm-hmm. So you want an armband to, barely have arms.

A headband. We gotta get him a headband? You're gonna need so much cloth. That's true. I have a big brain. Oh, oh, yeah? Alright, monsieur, big brain. We'll see what I can do.

Okay. Humongous? Yeah, I guess so. Wait. Oh my... Oh my God. Happy now? This is the nicest thing ever.

Ski is more excited than usual. First of it was given S.K. The greatest gift ever. S.K. is overcome with emotion. Nice. All right. Let me go back over here and I want to see if I can do any upgrades. I forgot if I got any upgrade items or not.

Expedition resources. Did I get any? No, I didn't. Okay. I guess we're going to do, we're going to give Verso more points. Because he does all the work, right? I mean, let's be honest. He's doing everything.

Monaco, yeah. I mean, he does all the damage. He's killing everybody. new pickto, yeah, yeah, yeah. I make sure I get that locked in. Give me a minute. I'm sorry, won't you? Mm-hmm.

We'll bring up. I know. Just say the word. Oh, shit. When the time is right. After we've settled this. Damn. Spend time with Minoko.

Okay. Oh. I see you got stronger. Well, I didn't spend the last few years hiding in the mountains. Damn, they already talking shit, huh? The mountain wear a pelerin cut you in half and you cried for my Oh shit. Yeah, the mountain where a stalelic stumped you and I had to evacuate you. Wait, I thought those guys were easy to kill.

Oh. Oh. Well, unlike gesturals, I need sleep. So I'll pass. Do you want to fight? Coward. Damn. Have you seen how weak you are now?

Have you seen how week you are now? Like being blindfolded. In the mountains I have learned in a piece. These peasy provocations do not work on me anymore. Bro, he just high roads him? I've missed our little excursions. Yeah.

Ooh. Sure do. We got our asses kicked. Pretty hard. The duelist. And this one time we tried to swim to the red tree island. Am. Oh yeah.

It turns out. Living inside a snake's belly is possible when you're carving my way out was a night bad though. Oh. Remember of time to you challenge S.K. To a duel? That time when you, uh, challenged eschia to a duel oh shit well someone conveniently forgot to mention that eskia is the most

powerful creature in the world what oh i remember when what what huh the strongest creature's just fat big brain big damage it's been more time bragging before going back to the others okay you want me to talk to him again okay i'm mad esky i'm saw this. He's not. Wait, oh shit. Wait, did we... I thought we did this. Oh.

Enjoying the stars. Stars are the apples of the sky. Oh shit. I love the way you see the world. Apples. Oh. That constellation looks like Francois. It's very round like Francois.

Oh, that's the... I guess. It's very... That's that turtle that was mad. Round. Like Francois? I forgot all about the mad turtle. Yes.

And it's soft and just like Francois. On the inside. Oh, because he's a bitch. Monsieur grumpface. Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Centrist goodbye without your best friends. That's gonna make you go. Man. Game of the year dialogue? Yeah. How come you're not grumpy like Francois? Oh yeah, true. I am grumpy.

Uh-oh. Oh, oh. So we... So the we... Balances do. It's a game of the year, guys. This is game of the year. Oh my god.

Damn. Although I'm a bit more woo than we these days. Damn. Damn. Hey. That one looks a little like Minoko. Oh, up the dialogue. Yeah.

And if you squint and sort of scrunch up your face, that one next to it looks like Nooku. Wow. Nice. Great. Esca's nonsense inspires Verso. Gradian attacked... Wait, wait.

Wait, I get things out of this? I thought I was just... doing this to waste time. Ready for the axons? I... I... I didn't even know this. He also knows me out.

Oh yeah, when she's doing the rocks. Throwing rocks again. You should try. Oh, shit. Esky would be horrified that we're running stunts into the lake. Oh, else are his rocks. Or he'd be super happy because we're sending them soaring on fun little adventures. Oh, so they're like...

Oh, so they're like... Little rock expeditioners. For sure. Would that make you the painter's? Would that make you the painter's then? Ooh. Clearly, I'm Libyale. I'm launching them like that.

Stone after stone after stone after stone. Knowing they'll never come back. Poetic. Poetic. Kind of depressing for a 16 year old. Hey guys hear that? See? Reality is depressing.

Damn. You're writing in your notebook all the time. Depressing poetry. Wow, she really is a 16-year-old girl. It's not all depressing. What do you write about? You don't seem like a sunshine and rainbows type. Mostly poetic insults to use on the no-go.

I'm currently comparing him to the backside of an owl. Ooh. Damn. Damn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Do I get to read your... Oh.

Mm-hmm. Getting the thoughts out of my head and onto the paper. Giving shape to my feelings. Can I see? Uh-oh. Do I get to read yours? Oh. Mine's kind of personal.

Damn. Well, so is mine. Damn. Yeah, but... I bet you secretly want people to read it. to read it okay fine i'll let you read mine if i get to read yours okay okay deal damn be kind though uh oh yeah i can't promise that what a bitch and now it's level two right oh wow oh wow male proves to be extremely critical of versos writing

Miel is done teasing. What a bitch, bro. Ready for the axons. Damn, I gotta, I gotta lock all these down. First or person now who's alone by the lake. Oh shit. What was it like for you growing up in Lumiere? Aside from being a sad and lonely orphan, it was great.

Uh-oh. Although technically, everyone had Lumier isn't often. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Oh me. When your parents passed away. Uh-oh. Around three, an unwelcome surprise. Damn.

So they don't have abortions over there. They never wanted kids. And they definitely didn't want one right before their gommage. Damn. That must have sucked. Rival must have caused quite a bit of concern. Mm-hmm. Panics, probably a better word.

Yeah. Then they died. And I bounced around from family to family. I can't even remember all of them. I was... Kind of a weird kid, I guess. Oh. So was I.

Oh yeah. Uh-oh. Yeah. I was obsessed with my piano and my paint set. I was a bit more severe than that. I used to have lots of nightmares. Lots of nightmares and talk to myself running away from home all the time. Damn, bitch crazy. Nah.

She crazy. That's weird. They're all weird. Actually, I kinda think everyone's a weird kid in someone's eyes. Yeah, especially me. Well, I was a weird kid in everyone's eyes. Damn. You haven't Gustavs. Ooh.

Kind of. It's why he and his sister took me in. Nobody else wanted me. Uh-oh. But I guess Gustav and Emma used to be weird. to be weird kids too. So they liked me. See? Everyone's weird. What's something you liked about Lumiere? Wondering around the buildings?

Mm-hmm. Nobody wanted me for any of the fancy apprenticeships. So I got stuck as a runner for the warehouses. Damn. But that turned out to be kind of nice. I got to go everywhere in the city. I probably know the place better than anyone. Yeah? What was your favorite place?

What was your favorite place? The hanging gardens. Me and Gustav is crazy they have all this dialogue. I didn't even know this shit was in the game. Do you miss Lumia? Yeah. I do. Damn.

That's all voice and everything, yeah. Yeah, that's what's crazy about it too. It's like fully voiced and animated everything. Yeah. Oh, he's still got your dad. Well, how about him? He's great. Yeah. And you've got me, you want to dance the night away?

Maybe us, CEL. Ooh. Now let's just open up first off. Wow. Now we're level three. Oh shit. Perfect. Okay, now we have to talk to the...

This is the important one, because she's the hottest one. Okay. Talk later then. Okay. I've been wondering. Mm-hmm. Why not return to? Yeah, that's true, good question.

Yeah? And? I went back. Helped with the rebuild. Oh, that's nice. After the fracture, we didn't have anything. Uh-huh.

Yeah, it must have been chaotic then. Yeah, it must have been a shithole. Nothing like the end of the world to bring out the best and worst in us. I almost miss those times. How have none of them asked why is he still fucking alive? I mean, she's... Wait, he did that? Oh.

Oh, what the fuck? Why'd you leave then? Those early expeditions, they were search and rescue. He didn't know about the painter's then. We just wanted to find our loved ones. It did. Yeah, but he didn't explain it. Like my mother.

I see. Oh. But there's... But this time you didn't go back. People didn't trust me. Yeah. Guess I'm hard to trust. Perhaps.

Guess they thought I knew more than I did. Uh-oh. Halfway to the monolith. I was betrayed. Barely escaped. Wait, why? Kind of killed my interest in returning home. Yeah?

What about you? Do you miss home? Mm-hmm. I spent my whole life studying the painter's in the monolith. This is where I need to be. Damn. What a long-winded way to avoid answering the question. Damn.

Yes. There are things I miss. You paint such a vibrant picture. If you must know what I really miss of Yanoisery. The fuck is that? What the... What kind of French shit is this? Oh, good answer.

I miss those two. Food? Okay. Okay. Okay, thank. Alright, there we go. What? Uh-oh. I enjoyed this conversation. Nice, boy, he's hitting on her. High praise. Wow.

This is like three, right? It's only two? Fuck! Ferso feels ignored and goes back to the others. Damn. He really is just like me. Lune. Okay. Talk later then. Do you want to spend time with Lune?

Yes. Got friends zoned? Yeah. Uh-oh. Do you like cats? Do you like cats? Yeah. What? What? Do you like cats? I think you've spent too much time alone.

You've forgotten how to start a human conversation. Bro, really? I just have this feeling you're a cat person. Yep. Well, you're wrong. I did have a dog named Pat though. Damn. You know a dog named Pat?

You named your dog, Paul? Must like if my parents named me foot. Yeah, it's stupid. Oh. Stella. It was a gifted artist. Mm-hmm. Fiery.

She definitely made the most of the time she had. Any other siblings? Any other siblings? Yeah. I had a brother, too. Sol. He was the oldest Oh

Everyone's favorite Sounds like my older sister She was my father's favorite Mm-hmm I'm shocked it wasn't you Damn Soul was a great older brother That's actually how I met Gustav

Soul was dating her sister Damn All right So you knew Gustav for quite a while then That's an awful lot of personal questions Jesus Mm-hmm. All right, we can talk about me again if you want.

Uh-oh. How generous of you. Ask away. Hmm. I'm being sincere. Go ahead. Ask me anything you want. We've got all night.

Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Do you like monkeys? Monkeys. Oh, come on. Monkeys. First of them, Lunei.

Wow. Enjoy a moment together, bro. Which first so take... Dude. This is absolutely the canon wifu. 100% guys. 100%. Yep.

Okay. You can only choose one? I don't know about that. Night owl. You never seem to sleep. I sleep. Uh-oh. You have to reject CL.

I mean, I'm not gonna... Bro, that's like an astrology girl. With like tarot cards and shit. What are you talking about? Okay, um, what keeps you... You're gonna burn out. You're gonna burn out this way. Oh.

Thanks for your concern. Damn. From one insomniac to another. Sometimes... I just can't turn off my mind. Damn. It's like... I pick up a puzzle and I can't set it down until I solve it.

And what's your current puzzle? The talking neverons. The ones that seem to have personalities and thoughts and feelings. I'm trying to make sense of the things they said. I know there's an important piece of the puzzle there. We need to find and talk to more of them. We have got to talk to these fucking robots and shit. I've talked to a few.

They mostly spout non-sum. Yeah? Yeah. Maybe you weren't asking the right questions. She's talking shit again. Certainly not as experienced as you. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

What about you? My fellow Knight Owl. Why can't you sleep? Uh-oh. Oh, you know, weight of the world, the tortured soul, things like that. Oh. A funny night owl. Come on, I just shared with you.

Uh-oh. You did, didn't you? Feels nice sharing, huh? Mm-hmm. Feels even nicer when people reciprocate. Sleep is not very restful for me. I used to have horrible dreams, but... Somehow it was worse when they stopped.

Damn. Now it's just this oppressive void. It's kind of sad, damn. Fascinating. So you experience discomfort while you sleep. Pain. Are you aware of... Oh.

I should observe you next time you sleep. Bro, we are so close. Well, that's not creepy. Precisely. It's science. We're so close, guys. Does this mean... So, does this mean I can watch you sleep? No, that'd be creepy.

Oh man. Great. Probably, yeah, return. I didn't know. I didn't know what was gonna happen. When I can't restrain herself for asking a verse a few more questions for head by bed. Thanks to Verso answers. Lino understands Chroma better than before. Ooh, I got another one.

Tree of life. I guess that's like some kind of heel or some bullshit. Okay, can I talk to her again? You know. Okay. Um... Alright, now I have to drop this one. All these years and you've never defeated an axon. They're kind of tough.

Uh-huh. And do you think our chances are close to the... Mm-hmm. I didn't think you cared about odds. Damn. Lune and I have less than a year. But, mail's different. Uh-oh.

Do you want to spend time with her? Yeah. You've got to be careful with this one. She's horny as fuck. Is that right? Uh-huh. Yeah? Not her.

Hair-arm route? Yeah, that... Come on. You've been alive for over 60 years. You must have tons of stories. Oh, that was like 100 years. Over a hundred years, actually. a hundred years actually so it's hard to choose damn you're a hundred years old and so indecisive she's sitting here talking shit all right all right let me think damn really personal

okay i'm going to share something deeply personal with you i'm so intrigued damn your hair that's a bit literal on the dark and personal uh-huh hey i'm sharing a heartfelt secret here do you want the story or not Please, do chat. Yeah? Some time after the fracture, my hair turned completely white like M. Ooh. Hmm.

Yeah? Luckily the gestural village has a hair stylist, quite skilled in color treatments. Wait, so he dies his hair? Lucky. But he's always napping when I get there and his apprentice always marks things up. Damn, bro, he had to dye his hair. He wearing a wig? Purple could be fun. So, your turn.

Uh-oh. That was hardly dark or personal. Uh-oh. White hair. Old man. I feel like, I mean, let's be honest. All you're veiled is that your thing and that you're really bad at making appointments. What a bitch, bro.

Vane. What a bitch! The bracelets and rings. made these bracelets for me to remember them by. Oh wow. Because... Chances are, we'll never see each other again. Jesus Christ, bro.

Necessarily. I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist. You're talking about tarot cards. My youngest student is six. Her parents will gommage when she's 12, and she herself won't live past 21. Damn. Bro, she's gonna get cooked.

Her parents did the maths. the maths they'll have 12 years as a family and she'll experience 21 years of life. Damn. These are the choices we get to make. That's brutal. The earlier you have children, the more time you get to share with them, the more life they'll get to live. Uh oh. And every year you wait.

You're shortening your child's life. Yeah, it would make sense, actually. Precisely. You don't have any children though. Uh-oh. No, I don't, but I have my students. One of my friends, Sophie, said it best. Yeah?

She said she loves her children so much. The best thing she could do for them is not to have them. See? Dark and personal. Damn. Yeah, you've sent the bye. Come back with a better story next time. Wow.

Damn. She got cooked? Yeah, talk, what, let's see here. Yeah, she cooked them? Yeah, I don't know, guys. Like, I, I, yeah. All she does is talk shit the whole time, man. Oh. Oh, is this new stuff? Damn. I'll be honest.

She still puts out, though? I don't know about that, guys. I'm not really sure you're up to the challenge. Uh oh, I can keep up. In fact, I'm here to offer a story. Hmm. Damn, because he dyes his hair. You said your vain. Would a vain person keep this scar?

Yeah, because it looks cool. I could heal it, but I don't. Uh-oh. Oh. It's a reminder of the price I paid to stand on my own two feet. But, uh, it meant walking away from people I cared about. Damn. So, there you have it.

Dark and personal. I feel like there's more to this story. Uh-oh. It's probably not a coincidence then that Renoir has a similar sky. Uh-oh. Should bring up his dad? You know, to see. Uh-oh.

We disagreed on pretty much everything. Tactics, goals. What lines we wouldn't cross. I had to walk away, but he was... ...resistant. Damn. You fought? Uh-oh.

It was the first time we ever raised a hand against the other. If you can control your healing, that means Remois can too. And he made the same choice as you. Oh, oh. I never thought of it that way. But, uh, you're right. So, dark and personal enough for you.

Hmm. It was worthy. She's still talking shit, bro. Uh-oh. Well. We all have scars that won't heal. I didn't even notice that. Damn.

That's the story for another time. The scars look good on you, though. That's the real reason I keep them. Dale. I knew it. Wow, she feels closer to Verso now. Wow. Wow. Okay. Don't give in, brother? I won't. Don't worry.

Yep, don't worry. Okay. And now what? The masked person with Renoir. That's your sister. Oh, that's a good question. He doesn't even say? What a hard leap to make.

She, her name's Alicia. Uh-oh. What's wrong with her? She wears a mask all the time. She never talks. And she's always staring. Duh. She was trapped in a fire. A long time ago.

Damaged her face in her throat, so, um, yeah. Damn. Why did they come to see me? See, like, at least she's asking the right questions. I don't know. That surprised me. He's lying. know she helped me before I thought she'd help me again but seems she's chosen a different side oh family is complicated do you want the arm band back hmm

what I feel like a fraud wearing it given you know yeah the whole thing you said you chose your side right uh-oh I did you're not upset with me why would she be mad at him Strangely, he knew. I hate secrets, but Gustav always gave people the benefit of the doubt. Your actions are what matters. I trust you.

Thanks. Damn. What a nice guy. I will read the book. I'll do the, I didn't do the journal before. Writing in the journal to honor his memory. Old luminar in how the city was actually transported from continent to the ocean. She hopes Gustav's apprentices will read this journal someday. Damn.

Talk to C.L. again? Oh, do I not do that? Okay. Whoa, oh, hold up. Where's the ho's at? I didn't think. She don't want to talk to me, bro. I didn't think. Yep. She, yep, she don't want to talk to me. I'm sorry. I know.

I'm ready. Just say the word. When the time is right. After we've settled this. Oh. Spend time with Mono. Mono, Kono, all right. Who's carefully cleaning his nevron legs.

Oh. Yes, aren't they beautiful? Oh! Yes, I would find the legs of our enemies to be beautiful. Yes, I too find the legs of our enemies to be beautiful. Surely. Hmm, yes, I knew you would appreciate them. You, sir.

are a true connoisseur of elegant weaponry. Am. Why do you need to polish them anyway? A warrior must be prepared for battle. True. And battle is just as much mental as physical. True, brother. Imagine you're in Nevron and you see me.

Charging toward you, brandishing the well-polished and gleaming leg of one of your brethren. Think of the... Think of the intimidation. Jesus Christ. Yeah? Who's using your Harry foot as a club. Ooh.

And then I transform into one of them. Ha! Intimidation and confusion. From that alone, the battle is already won. True Giga chat? Yeah. Doesn't seem to work for you against Stalin's, does it? Damn, bro.

He's still talking shit. Too stupid to realize they should be intimidated and confused. It's a good response. Right. Definitely not because you're afraid of them. Oh. Me? I fear no nevron.

Least of all a stalact. Perfect. In that case, want to go intimidate some stalact. We've got some time to kill. Yeah? Uh, yes. Well, that would definitely be quite...

Oh, bro. He coming up with excuses? but maybe later ah yeah yeah guys oh would you look at the time let's get these legs shining so bright they blind our enemies

and send them screaming man polishing the legs together yep when comes out of shush them and ends up joining a polishing effort nice I just realized

I wanted to make sure did I talk to this guy over here this guy right here because didn't I get another one of those little things you found one which is why I could do

it should be rude well I got another hat you found three of nine okay so I got three of them okay that's decent yeah the little things yeah exactly okay

let me go go to sleep we did the things one more to break the rocks I don't know Esky a building in a lot. Wait, what? Swim through the coral reefs.

Oh shit. Esky can now take you to the continent from any expedition flag. What? Okay, so he gonna, oh, bro, he gonna go through this shit? Oh, boom, bitch. That's right. That's right. Let's see, where's on the map?

Oh, why don't we just kill this one? Yeah, go kill this bitch over here. Yeah, we just go kill his ass. It's no big deal. I just bust that shit down bro. That's the wrong one. Oh shit. Oh, oh, is it the other one? Oh, oops Can he go underwater? Okay, no. Wait, what the fuck is this? Is this where I- oh shit, this is where I need to be? We're gonna look around make sure we don't miss anything. Go to the monolith? I don't know I make sure I don't miss any special items.

Am, bro, this world is crazy. Did you upgrade your weapons? I can't. So this is Vizage Island. Yeah, I can't. I... God's truth with lies. There he is.

Are those faces? There he all is. An infinite sea of them. He just sits there. Go to monolith for a cutscene. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'll do that. Which one is the monolith?

I mean, that's the monolith, right? Damn it. That looks like a monolith? Oh, it's the 33, okay. Um, well, we'll go this way. I guess. Okay, that's a red one. Maybe it's over this way. It's north.

Oh, what the fuck is that? Oh, shit. What the hell? Fortieth expedition. Gigi and Edmund were leading. They were on a clean glide to the monolith. when they flew into some sort of barrier and just... Oh.

Go marched away. Oh. Our gliders are useless without a way past the barrier. Bernard's gonna explore on foot. See if there's an entrance. In the meantime, we might as well make ourselves at home. I guess I'll try my hand at fishing. I mean, though seeing everyone's left any fish for us to eat,

rest in peace, Gigi and Edmund. Damn. Damn. I think good care for a good deal. Okay, this is just some bullshit. So is this, is it gonna kill me instantly? Oh, bro, I bet this shit kills me instantly, right? Oh.

This looks similar to Lumia's shielder. Maybe we can just cross it. Yeah, sure. She's mad. That's okay. You'll be fine. You want to try again. I'm okay.

Oh, bro, he made her mad. Okay. So we have to, we have to kill the axe on. to... Okay, we have to kill the axons to make the sword to pierce the barrier. That kind of makes sense, honestly. Yeah, it kind of makes sense, yeah. I can see that.

I'm gonna look around here, make sure there's nothing else I'm missing. Any other kind of bullshit? I don't think I can go up there. And that's a red area. We're not going to the red area. Uh, I feel like that's just the... It's probably just a low-level area. I'm not gonna give a fuck about this, right? Because like, there's nothing even here, right?

here right but if I was already here yeah I had to have already been here some shit yeah I must have already been here yeah same with this I must already been here before okay let's go to that other place then you didn't because of the corals oh really wait is that is that a cocksucker no never mind I thought it was but it's not not a cocksucker never mind let's go back around here Now we go inside. Go to the other axon first. Well, I'm already here.

Let's go look this item. What's this? It better be good. It's better be something good. Ooh, ooh. We need those. This one is cooler? I don't know which one's better or not.

I mean, I'm going to pick one. I'll pick this one. Damn, this area is crazy. Oh, oh, it's a boss fight. It's a boss fight. Let's go. This melody. This is creeping me out.

There's gonna be a boss 100% of boss Where's the boss? There's no boss Yeah I thought was gonna be a boss 100% I gotta stay strapped Oh wait actually I just remembered I got him a bunch of new points too

So Let's see here Energizing Perry Let's get rid of first strike And let's replace it with Auto Rush Yeah let's get that And then we're gonna do Lumina

Level 9 weapon Yeah because I don't have anything better than that. Why y'all mad? Okay, so, and then we're going to get, we get that right there, energizer start. Oh, that would be big dick. That'd be big dick. Oh, that's huge. And then we'll do to burn on free aim shot. I feel like that's kind of good. Like, I feel like none of these are actually good. I'm going to just get the burn, I guess, right? Because at least I can stack that with something. and then she's good I can do a little bit more with her

we do a little bit more with her give me a minute okay let's see here augmented aim oh I'm gonna just get I'm gonna just get that like it's the easiest decision of my life and then

1 AP on battle start okay we need that I'm probably inverted on self okay yeah we're gonna keep all these I'm feeling like we are very close to getting rid of we're very close to getting rid of of the other one.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What the fuck? This is a boss, it's a boss. What's it doing? Is that 69? Uh-oh. At an invitation.

So it seems. I don't mind a straightforward path for once. Uh-oh. Better than battling through a mountain of Nevelons. No, Verso's right. Something feels off. Uh-oh Uh-oh

That's a bad guy you can tell because he's got a What the fuck is this? Wait what? What the fuck? Oh You don't need those Well if you're harmless And these weapons will stay harmless too

Tochet Well, Visage invites you to join him in his chamber At the end of this part I assume that's why you're here Damn. Where do the other paths lead? You're free to traverse them. Masks are not just to obscure.

They may also illuminate. Look for the masks that you need. Meaning? The invitation stands. Meaning what the fuck? Meaning what the hell are you talking about? Head straight to the axon. We're going to take the other paths.

100%. Let's go. I got to talk to this, this, this, this, this, this, this, loser here. Who's this loser-ass bitch? What's up? Do you? Okay, let's trade. Oh, shit.

All right, let's go. We're going to use, I probably should just use Verso, but we're going to use Mail anyway. We've been using her for everything. Do it. See what happens. Wow. True. on turn start gain one shield of a sun charge is active apply five foretell the enemies that break shields gives a fuck about that um so we got we gonna get these oh my god

this is big dick oh this is big dick let's go and we're gonna buy these two and then 50% of all heels affecting other characters i'm gonna just buy this bro who gives a fuck okay so so now Now, this is great, man, Termin's came along. It's good. Humans are to be found. I hope we meet again. It's lonely around here. So I should go right now. I should go right now and upgrade my weapons. I think right now we go on upgrade.

Like, we don't even wait or fuck around for anything. Let's go get those upgrades right now. So we're gonna get everybody to 10, like we get everybody locked in to 10. And then after we get everybody to 10, use the flag. Wait, can I do that? Man, get the fuck out of here. I got to go around. Okay.

Oh, let's just go back to the continent. Okay, yeah, I'll do that. Okay. And so now we camp, right? And so we're going to go. We're going to do the big upgrade. This is the big upgrade situation. All right.

Okay, upgrade weapons. So, number one, we should use... Oh, this. We do Trebush. Yeah, we're going to do Trebusier. Like that one's way better because 50% free aim. Like we don't really give a fuck about that for that character because it just doesn't really do anything, right? And so let's go ahead.

We're going to do Trebusier for sure. And then we're going to go look at Verso, right? Look at his stats. I feel like the play again is just like, bro, like that's what it's all about, right? I mean, like this is just obviously the best one. And it's also 50% damage. Now, the thing is that rank can't be lower than C This is very good

But like, I feel like this one is better Like, like, I feel like that Like, what do you guys think? Delicio? Yeah, I think this is better. And then for Mayel, we're going to do this here. We don't really give a fuck about this honestly.

Like, I mean, this started, every burn is double. like who really cares about this? That's not really a big deal. But it's, I guess, nice, right? It's more damage? Yeah, yeah. And so, like, it's still O.P., right?

It's her best weapon. It's obvious her best weapon. And so we're going to upgrade it again. Now, I'm thinking we do double mail. There's a part of me that's thinking that we actually upgrade Lune and Verso and not because she's damage capping so often. And they're not damage capping as often because they have different component attacks.

So, like, I think we double up on that, right? Because, like, we're already damage capping to begin with. So, like, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, big dick, right? Big dick, yeah. Okay, let's do it. So that's on 11. And then we're going to take this and this one goes to 112. Okay, so now we're out of upgrades.

That's smart. Yeah. get Monoco going. Honestly, like, I just, I like my team that I have right now.

And like, this is just, I did this in Pokemon as a kid. I just literally build one character and one team, and I make it as good as possible. Like, that's generally the way I do, right? And so, like,

uh, play your own play. Yeah, like Monoco is good, right? He's very good. But Charzard one trick? Yeah,

exactly. And you just pray on RNG. Focus on your three. Later you can upgrade them. Yeah, yeah. Because like right now, like if I could upgrade everything by just farming additional resources,

I would. But like the amount of lumina points that I have, for example, are limited. And so every lumina point that I use on Monoco is a point that I'm not using on another one. So that's why we do it.

Let's go this way. Oh, we got flowers and shit. Is this like the girl area? This must be it. What the fuck? Oh shit. What's gonna? Fuh!

Chee-y! Okay, so we're stuck now. Two cock-suckers. Just what I thought. Alright, let's take them out. What's you want, bitch? Fuck! See, like, this is why...

Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, real quick, watch. They're a burz-z-ert? What the fuck is Burz-Eard? Who cares? Okay, only attack this guy? Oh, they don't even do. They barely even do. take any damage. I thought I gave him another point so he gets another extra point whenever we start. Did that shit just like not happen?

Okay, well I'm gonna do this too. Oh, they got no health, bro. Jesus, Jesus. Oh my God. That's right. That's right. I just need to get one more point. If I can get one more point on Verso, then I can do my big attack at the very beginning of the fight. And that's what I want to be able to do. Let's see. I'm going to upgrade. I'm going to go and do a little bit of, oh, there it is. And then, Mayel, we're going to get a little bit of agility, I think.

And then Monoco, we're going to put him into agility. And then Ciel, literally, like, we're going to just level up her astrology bullshit. I don't even know what the fuck she does. Like she just does one spell Okay, so Lune doesn't do shit, right? Yeah, because we're looking to get this elemental genesis thing. I'm not ready for that yet, but we're going to get it, and then we're also looking at getting steel strike.

That one's going to be fucking massive, right? That's going to be crazy big dick. So we're waiting on that, and then for Miel, we're going to get sword ballot. CEL's top DPS? No, she's not. They seem so joyful. I'm almost jealous. They're joyful?

Not anymore, bitch! Okay, uh, let's see. I guess probably we can hit... Uh, let's hit, maybe this one. Let's see how much healthy he's got. I see, I see what's gonna happen. Are you kidding me? He just got destroyed.

I just brought out the get! Augmented aim is insane. Yeah, what the fuck? Who are these losers? What do these losers want? Let's see. I guess we're going to attack this guy because he's probably going to take... Oh, he's got that bullshit on.

Okay. Well, I guess we'll... Let me just do a little bit of this. Hop, hop. So we've got a pretty good amount of health. And then I'm going to hit this one too. Dude, the damage of this is crazy. I wonder if I can kill him with just this.

I got to invest. Like, can I kill it in three points? I wonder if I can. I'm gonna try and see what happens if I can. Yeah. Wow. Bro. I'm actually a...

I'm out of control. They can't even stop me. They can't stop me. Good thing, Anthony, upgraded all the climbing handholds. Not only are they much... Expedition 69. They're also a lot nicer to use. We're setting the last few.

handholds tomorrow then we can finally get out of these caverns see the sun again i can't wait to rejoin the mountaineering team i still remember that first mountain we scaled ambitious vision of the sun enjoyed the gap the clouds was magical but repelling down as we set the hand holds was pure exhilaration oh i know some of the others chaf at being restricted to recont only Do you can believe that? I did 6,000 damage with the gun. Preping trails while people are dying. That was insane. Prep work or pay off in the long run.

It may not be glamorous, but truly essential work really is. Doesn't make it any less important. And as the Expedition 69 Motto says, we are literally laying a trail for the ones who come after. Step by step, handhold by handhold, each, Expedition carries the next one forward. Damn, bro. They all in it together. Let's go this way.

That's a cock sucker, I can see him. Okay. I'm actually really curious to know what's going to happen with this, with this thing now. Uh, well, I feel like I... Do I just do this? Like, I don't know, like... Yeah, for this. Nice Okay

Yeah, let's go Oh, he defenceless Now we're about to pull him in the dirt Watch this Oh That didn't what Okay Stain then you don't get to die yet

Uh, let's just spark It's fine, it's the way it goes guys It's just the way it goes It's life, that's life. Okay. Let's see, how are we going to handle this? I guess we just do... Just do another auto.

Just do another autumn. I would like to do the other one, but I'm going to just, I'm going to res her up right now. I won't waste this. Okay. Um, I think I should have done it in a different order. But that's okay. Okay. Um, I'm just not gonna make a mistake this time, it's fine.

Gotcha bitch! Um, yeah, let's do this. It's all part of my master plan. You have to understand. Okay. Now we break him. Yes! He done, he done, this is it.

I'm about his and his whole career. Look at that, see that? And now we got this one again. We do the mayhem. Big dick Big dick That's right Oh

I still can't Fucking do it again God damn it Okay I guess we're just gonna Berserk slash him Uh Actually Um

Q Oh you're right Big Dick Damn Bagget bagette Baggette Nice Oh I didn't even see that

Oh Oh that didn't work huh Now let's go this way Ooh, what's this? I didn't even see that over there. What's theirs? That's a cock sucker? Holy shit. What the fuck is this?

You got a lot of health. You see how I need to get one more point, right? So I can be doing my thing. Okay, I guess we're just going to do marketing shot on them right now. Okay, and then we do this right here. Big it. Double dick. That's not so good.

Okay. Oh, he didn't like that. Okay. Now we mayhem him? He dead. He did. He's not dead, but he's closer to. Damn, that shit was crazy. What the fuck? Careful, my own. Let the ink flow. Well, that didn't go very well. I'll tell you that. Let's revive, uh, let's revive him.

The expedition's not over. Okay. Um, well, it's doing auto attack right now. we'll do um i guess let's go ahead and let's revive again let's go again okay um okay i can't do anything uh i'm gonna just shoot them in the eye i'm ready no margin i just bro i bitched out i'm gonna be honest i bitched out that's what happens i got a conno the fuck is a conno sonasorno conno is that good That's probably all right, but like I don't know. It's situational.

Yeah, I feel like it's something that can be really good, but it's not always really good. What do we get? A recode? I got so many recos for nothing. I don't respect. Why fucking, fuck I need a respect, bro. Let me heal. What's up, bitch?

What's up, bitch? That was a healing tent? Yeah, that was good. So y'all say if you shoot him in the head, it does more damage. Is that true? Not really. Yeah, I feel like it doesn't. God damn

God damn Just roulette it, yeah Oh fuck There's a method to this madness Okay It's funny because like I don't even know what any of these guys do I feel like they don't really do that much extra damage Like I don't even know like they've never

I've never even taken damage Like Hitch us don't do anything? Yeah, I feel like they don't either. Confident fighter increased damage but can't be healed. I'm gonna put that on for fucking sure. Um, who needs that? I feel like he needs it. And I think also he doesn't need energizing Perry. He just doesn't, like he doesn't need it. And Luna does more strikes.

No, but she's already damage capping though. I feel like she's damage capping it. right? Hello? A mask? He was connected to the ACON. It speaks. He who painted this world, seeking what he could not grasp, longing to share with those he loves. Behind his smile, what could it be? Sadness. Okay. Anger? Okay. Something happens. Well, that's not what I wanted to have happen. Fuck! Shit. That sounds pretty good.

How much does this do? I don't know how this works. No. Oh. Can I kill him? Yeah. Yeah, let's just stop here. Big dick, big dick.

Oh, big dick. Uh, let's actually not use that. That's right. That's right. You're dead. Maximum damage. I'm about to pull him in the dirt. I'm about to pull him in the dirt.

No! No! No! That's right. That's right. What's your laughing, bitch? You're dead now. I'm gonna be honest, bro. We cooked the fuck out of him.

That went so well. I'm shocked. That went so well. Give me one second. Well, we fucked him up, huh? That guy got destroyed. I'm thinking of my... I mean like I got a lot of those upgrade tokens again why don't I use them again?

I feel like we should use the upgrade tokens again right? How are we feeling about that? Uh it's not enough damage. I feel I just want to give them more damage luck. You want me to do luck? Let's just go damage. Just big dick damage man, big dick damage yeah what are we talking about? We get a little bit of this too.

Such an easy decision. Agility, mega agility. Yeah, I try to make her fast and shit. Okay, what am I doing again? Right, can be. I feel like I already did these. Like, I'm trying to, like, I'm just trying to style on them, right? Do as much damage as I can. Okay, upgrade weapons again. So we're going to do the Trebuechay.

Yeah, yeah, we're going to do two, two, and one. So we're going to do this one right here. And then we're going to go do this one right here. And then we're going to go do. Oops, I fucked up. Luna no level. I don't give a fuck about that bitch. Like, we're using,

where's the right one I'm using? Oh, yeah, yes, this one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that way I keep everything leveled up. Sacrile Monaco in the camp? No, the thing is, like, they're good. But, like, am I crazy for thinking that, like,

the other ones are just way better? Like, because that's the way that I feel about it, right? Like, I mean, because, like, right now, I have a really good team and we've got a really good thing going on. And so it's like, why am I really trying to change that? Luna's go-tid? Well, yeah, and the thing is also, like, I think that she has that bullshit now where, like, she gets AP when I use stains too.

Which means that, like, she can do a full-on mayhem every single time, which is fucking crazy. Monoco is best for a lot of big-king boss fights. Monoco is? Yeah, I could see him being good. Like right now, I just feel like... I feel like we have such a good team going on, though. Like, everything is perfect.

All I need to do is just keep doing the same shit. Let's go this way now. This is the other path. The path that's trap... Oh shit, what the fuck is this? Damn, what the fuck? He gonna eat me too? Welcome to hell.

We'll see. Yep. Oh. New music too. everything's destroyed no shit normally i enjoy a little destruction but this doesn't feel right uh oh it's rage let's kill these guys Oh, wow, bitch. Everyone's Dick Ryan Minoko, but not as an early-game character?

Yeah, I just... Oh, okay. It's kind of annoying. I don't know if it can apply defenseless to them right now or not. I guess we're going to find out. Oh, I shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake. I guess we'll kill this one.

Not quite enough damage. See, like right now, I could use that elemental shit, right? Like that big dick elemental attack because I have one of each. You see what I'm saying? That's why I was trying to get it. He burns and dies right there. What an easy game. Easiest game of my life.

I don't even know what these moms do. Who cares? Who cares what they do? So I'm thinking even like I could play it differently too. Oh. Oh. He ugly. Okay, let's rest.

Well, actually didn't even need to rest, but that's okay. It doesn't matter. Okay, so there's a purple? Wait, what? Oh shit, I didn't see that. Thanks. Hmm. This is three dick suckers, right? Yeah, it is. Damn, that's a lot of fucking damage. Bro. This is a joke? This is great. All we do is win. So I could just go and farm these bitches all the way up to get my weapons leveled up too. I should fucking do that. Don't get cocky. Yeah, I know. I know that no, you're right. That's smart. I'm gonna just start pop them on off bro. I got him, got him. Got him. Got him. What have we here? What's all that shit, bro? I just pull out the gun. I just pull out the gun and shoot him, man. That's all it takes. I shoot him with the gun.

What's this ugly fat bitch doing in my game? What do you want? Where's his eye? That's Carvapaw. He's not have his eye out. He's going to break, too. He's going to break him. Hit the W. Got him.

Powered attack on every sister down shut. I don't know if that's good or not. I feel like that's probably good. But like, I could see that being good, but I could also see it being not good. So is that, I guess that's probably like where I just came from, right? And I guess it's probably right. Yeah, yeah.

And so we got to check this area too. Go to expert, please? That's just the way it is. Where the hose at? To be fair, I might actually take damage from one of these mobs. I might not, right? I'm just saying it's possible. Yep.

I was just kidding about taking damage, by the way. We all knew that wasn't actually going to happen. It's not going to happen. You see an endless tower, how his build holds up? That's really good. That's big good. God damn that's big big good yeah I don't even know what any of these mobs do I just it by playing this is making me worse at the game because I just keep killing them so easily

nice what's this wait that that was there something to do here no you got skills on the piano I know I know I know trust me guys oh oh wow I tell that this string that's a Did you hear about like there's some roaches that are trying to like sell plushies of esq? And like the dev had to go on Twitter and be like these are fucking like bootleg things. Don't buy them. But... Jesus. Uh, let's go over here. Yeah.

Let's go over here and now we get to fight, I guess, the boss. Roaches can't stop. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna be real. Like we beat the fuck. fuck out of them. Oh, they respawn. I probably should farm these guys for levels and for weapon upgrades. I should probably do that. Maybe I should do that. As a mask, it can seem, concerns seemed with the axon. It speaks. He who cannot fight fate behind his scowl of motions blade, but in shadow his temper fades. What am I a mask of? Sadness. Okay. I guess it must be anger, right? I mean, everything's on fire. It's got to be anger, right? Yeah. See, he's, you knew he was fuck.

Just look at his face What do you want bitch? What a waste What a waste I'll do too I'm gonna just do a little bit on this one too Oh I shouldn't have done that actually that was a mistake I made a mistake

I'm ready Just try it What the I can kill him three hits Okay so I have two more Oh Did you ace that? No the hat hit me me way more damage and Soto of course just the way it is just it's just just how

it is guys it was life right I mean yeah yeah got me shot I think I saw one more okay I got to take a break I got to take a break I'll I'll kill a couple more of these and suck around for a minute well I wonder can I can I still even do this or am I am I locked down now yeah No, almost boss? I know, I know, I'm gonna save this. I'll kill a few more of them. I'll kill a few more of them and get my weapons upgraded them.

Like, I just like, it's actually crazy how O-P I am. Don't over-level? I feel like I'm not really over-leveling, am I? Like, why farm them? You guys, don't want me to farm? Poor math. Do I stop farming? Yeah, I get it, guys, I get it.

I get it, it's okay. Like, I just, I set myself up to win, and, you know, people just don't, they don't like to see you rise, right? They don't want to see winners win. Yeah, that's crazy. Small dick gameplay? I love how you say that, as I perfect carried every attack from the new monster I had no experience with. I immediately wiped him out of the game instantaneously, but somehow I'm the problem. Get the fuck out of here, pussy.

Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, like, he got his ass beat. Watch how I do this. Watch, watch, watch, watch me do this. Watch me do this real quick. Bob. Boop.

Oh. I'm just, you know what? Shoot him up. Yep. America out of 10. Yeah. Yeah, I just shoot him. I feel like I'm not getting an upgrade token.

Maybe I only get upgrades off the first time I'm killing. Anyway, man, that was fun. That was really good. easy game. Really easy game. Do you like being OP or is it boring? Um, I like starting out not being OP and then earning being OP. I don't like being OP from the beginning because then I feel like it doesn't matter. And so like that's the way, wait, she has 18

wait, I have 18 points on Lune that I haven't used. Oh, good luck with the visage. You'll need it. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe I will. So now I can unlock this. This is a, this is a big dick skill for me right here. That's a massive long dick skill. And I'm gonna just get... I feel like I'm probably never gonna use this realistically. Like this Strikestorm thing.

I feel like I just probably not gonna give a fuck about it. But like I'm doing it so I can get Steeled Strike. And then for her... Oh, we get Sword Ballet. There it is. We actually got it. I'm thinking about, like, maybe... Assigned a skill. Yeah, I will...

Let's see. Which one do I not really use? I use this one. I feel like I really just don't use rain of fire. Like, I don't use rain of fire. I'm gonna replace that with sword ballot. Spark. No, I use spark just for like a little bit of damage.

And sometimes to get a burn up, so I can use swift stride to use pierce or flirt. So I don't want to get rid of that. And, uh, for this, you got something new, right? Strike Storm. I feel like I never even heal, bro. why would I even heal? That's just dumb as fuck anyway.

Why would I even do that? So we're gonna just use this here. And that way, like, I could maybe use that at the beginning of the turn. Like, if I use this, the thing is, like, if I use this with my other weapon, because it starts me at C instead of D, that actually probably would be really good. But, yeah, I don't know. You're basically invincible with perfect recovery.

I mean, what do you mean I'm invincible? Like, I'm not going to die. Like, no, you're not. Number one, that's just not true. Okay, so I feel like we don't ever really use... Because I was thinking about using this, right, for thermal transfer. Because I could rotation... Like, this actually could be, like, crazy good.

I feel like I should get rid of... I feel like I should get rid of ice lance. I never use ice lance anymore. Anyway, thermal transfer is bad. I don't think it's bad. Because so, like, because I'm already accumulating stains through mayhem. And so if it gains 4 AP and I also have green stains, I'm effectively doing free damage infinitely because the AP is like,

I thought this out, right? And so, like, that's what I think would make sense. Rock slide? I don't want to use this dog shit. Why the fuck would I use this dog shit? Like, uh, mayhem is better. It's better in every case. The thing is that this is going to be super, super, like, check elemental trick.

Yeah, but that's probably not going to happen. When I use this, does it remove the stains? I'm assuming that it does. Yeah, okay, because it would be disgusting if it didn't, right? Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. But you get 4 AP? Yeah, I know that. insane damage yeah i know i just got to level up these hose too like this guy's got some narudo weapon

who cares about him yeah i mean i think it goes without saying the amount of time i've played i've been playing this game right it kind of goes without saying i love this game this is so fun i've been having so much fun playing this game like it's been nuts who's your favorite character probably monoco i think he's the coolest one eskye i mean well i was thinking about the characters I can play. Like, honestly, I feel like all the characters are really good. Like, they're all, like, good, well-designed characters that make sense. It's been really fun watching plays.

Yeah. Like, usually, like, I don't really play games a lot on stream, like, for more than, like, a day. But I'm pretty invested into this game. And so I just kind of keep, I just want to keep playing it, honestly. Yeah. Like, I just do. It's been fun. Do you think a game like this as a Souls would be better?

No. I mean, you're playing it kind of as a Souls-like game anyway, right? I mean, like, the thing is that, like, I mean, you look at my Elven Ring build, like, that was more of a turn-based game than Expedition 33 is. So, like, I mean, it's not even that big of a deal. Yeah, it's already Souls inspired. Yeah, exactly. What about Doom?

I, uh, I didn't think it was, like, like, I just didn't really, I still really, I still really feel like playing it, right? I mean, that's it. I just don't really like, I mean, it's not like it's bad, right? I mean, like, it's not bad. It's just a, you know, like, what the fuck, right? Play tomorrow? Yeah, I'm gonna play tomorrow.

Yeah, 100%. The ending of Act 2 is peak. Wish you would. Took a poll for games to 100%. Yeah, I mean, it's unlikely that I do it, but like when I do it, I want to do it. It's been really fun. I'd rather watch Exhibition 33 over Doom. I feel like that's the way a lot of people feel, honestly.

I think that's the way most people feel. And also, like, I just felt like Doom, like, wasn't exciting to play. It's not even a bad game. Like, I think it's a 7. Like, it's not even bad, but it's just Expedition 33 is a 10. And so, like, well, I don't want to fuck with a 7 if I've got a 10. Pakistan got a huge portion in the scheme. No, I didn't see any of that.

Doom feels underwhelming. I mean, I just feel, like, again, like, Space Marine 2 set the bar really high for, like, Xbox 360 energy game. and so like when I play Doom which is another in my opinion Xbox 360 energy game I'm just not really it's not hit exhibition 33 game of the year yeah it's game of the year it's gonna win

for sure but yeah anyway thank you guys all very much for watching I really appreciate it I'm gonna be back on tomorrow I'm gonna do probably some of the same shit so anyway guys thank you very much I appreciate it and I can't find somebody to film the build what's this year what about schedule one Um, schedule one.

I don't know really if I'm going to do that or not. Yeah. Uh, probably like not any time soon, but like, who knows? Anyway, gentlemen. Peace. See ya.