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Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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So you know what they fucking did to me? Is they took away my fucking characters, and now they make me play these pieces of shit. I have to play this retarded, scuffed Wukong and this fucking crystal astrology bitch. And so I went and I at least got the specs for them, right? I didn't go and do a whole lot, because I know you guys want to watch me actually play the game.

But I went and I set up their luminous and everything, and so we should be good to go, right? Not bad at all. It's okay. Timu Kong. It is. He is. Let's fucking do it. Give me a minute. Let me go rest. And all right, let's get this done. Yay, all good team. No, it's okay. We'll see how this goes. Blue Mage Monaco. White Mage, uh, Black Managed, Blue Manate? Maybe you're right. Okay, um,

we will go... Let's go this way first. Fucking bitch! Increased the volume in the game? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When we get it up a little bit more. Okay. All right, so I can do this one right here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

There it is. That's right. Okay. Um, shoot him a little bit more. Skills. We'll do mayhem on the other cocksucker right here. Watch this. Instant.

He's fucking dead. All right. Jesus. Jesus. Bro, does it get easier than that? I don't know if it does. That's just life. Okay, let's look around.

Okay, we'll cross here. What the fuck is... What the fuck? Oh, shit! Okay, let me loot this. Nassarov. Oh, that's a new weapon for Monaco. Monarcho?

Perry's... Okay, so... What the fuck? That's like double damage. That's insane. Yeah, we're gonna use that. I feel like it has to be better. Yeah, it's 10.

Yeah, it's also level 10 too. Yeah, you're right. Okay, let's kill this cocksucker over here too. Or de Jose. Okay, um, let's go ahead and we're gonna do agile. Okay, and we'll do, maybe I can do chivalry piercing since I have agile mask and so I'm doing more damage.

I've never used this ability before. Is he really good? I feel like he's really fucking good. Holy shit, bro. Monaco doesn't give a fuck. He's my main? I don't know, guys. Like, it's hard for me to...

How exactly did our piece of Lumiere end up on an island when the rest of the city is here? One of the great mysteries. I wish we had more time. There's so much to study here. Study. What a nerd, bro. Okay, let me look around.

Ooh, we'll go down this way You know we haven't found one of those balls for a while Where the balls at? That's $5,000, that's pretty good Make sure we don't miss anything over here Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go back Muminat, no, it's okay, there's another item that's nearby too, I can hear it What's up, bitch?

Is there one or two, please just be one? Balance, okay, uh, let's see here Uh, we'll go ahead and we'll do, I'm going to do it on the sword guy, I think. Oh, I messed up. Now we are going to have to deal with two of my time. Okay, um, we'll do mayhem again. And we'll do it on this one. Dead ass bitch. Okay, um, I don't know if I can kill him with this or not, but we're going to find out. Oh, well, it got broken, so it's okay. Oh, you can't win them all, right, guys. Okay. Um, um, I'm debating what I should do. I should be able to just auto attack him to death, right?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Jesus Christ, that's fast. Okay. Um, Almighty. Oh shit. Oh shit, so he's in big dick mode?

God damn. That was insane? Bro, yeah, Wukong doesn't fuck around. So, Monoco. What was life like before? What's this? The world was smaller than... Energy tents also apply rush.

Livelier. There were many more of us gestuals. I don't know if I should use that or not. The fracture tore our villages apart. Only a fraction of... I might use it whenever I get farther. Dog shit? I don't think it's dog shit. Our forests are filled with gestrules awaiting rebirth.

Okay. Oh, what's this way? What happened to the rest of the party? We got separated. Uh-oh. I'm afraid we're down here No

Let's go off to the top Oh Oh Another per Please just be two Please just be two It's three Okay

Let's go All right Most one slow motion No I'm just I'm trying to do what I can I'm doing bad damage This is really really really not good Okay at least that one's dead And then hopefully I can kill this one here

Oh god, bro, I can't do it. It likes you. Jesus. Okay. We're gonna do this. I've never fought these mobs before. Jesus Christ. They're so hard to kill.

Um, I'm gonna res her. I think I'm just gonna kill her with mayhem. Hopefully we get lucky. Yep, there it is. These mobs are hard to do. There's like a lot of. of them like obviously like i i have to have like a big ego and never dodge and so i just try to perry everything so i fuck up the timings because of like how much how much like bait these things have

are you using controller no i only use keyboard a mouse oh what's this based fuck dodging no it's all right i'll just get better it's not a big deal hello they have nothing of time i suppose to sit and think are you a spirit trapped in the gamage i'm just a man who sits and think When she was young, she'd get sad thinking about morality. But when I asked her about her sadness, her answer surprised me. Are you talking about the painter's? She paints. She wasn't scared of death itself.

She was sad because there are more works of art that she'd never be able to see in her lifetime. So many fables around the world that she'd never be able to collect to bring life in her workshop. All the beauty in the world she'd never be able to experience and it saddened her. I encourage them to believe that their dreams are within their grasp, but she proved me a liar! She's not to challenge me of all of them. She and I are the most alike. It's important to remember the ones that we love, to keep them alive in our minds while they're far, far away.

Are you originally from old luminare? I paint them so that I can remember them, remember their faces. What the fuck? So he's like permanently despawning? Damn, that sucks. Yeah, it would suck dick, bro. Like, god damn. Okay, let's go this one.

There's like all kinds of fucked up shit here, too. Is she a Gioed? Doesn't that look like one of Esquier's stones? Oh, we got a special rock. Let's bring him a gift. A special rock. What the fuck? I was surprised you agreed so readily to Verso's plans.

He seems to be our best bet for now. We lack too much information. Yeah. Do you trust him? I trust that he wants to reach the painter's. So for now, our interests are aligned. Oh shit. He has been helpful.

Have this feeling he's hiding something. Uh-oh. Monoco. How did you meet Verso? Uh-oh. I don't really remember. I feel like I've always known Verso. You mentioned traveling with other expeditions.

Quite a few. Oh. How many? What do you mean what happened to them? Maybe ask Verso when we find him. Yeah. Okay. He doesn't even give a fuck.

Any idea what this is? That better not be a boss. Yeah, this better not be a fucking boss, bro. Ooh, it's one of those things. 58. They were the ones that Verso was traveling with. Uh-oh. I believe so.

What did they say? This isn't supposed to say what they said? They made it surprisingly far. Not far enough. Axon interesting Faso is this true my house with him we need to go now Ferso would never harm her Oh, no

Mano gets a bit carry no time time my back hurts but I'm fine good The others are probably heading towards the center of the city we'll rejoin them there I belong to the lady for a learn Fine, treasures. Feels like home. Yeah, feels like home. Well, yeah, I guess he would have remembered it because he was there.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even think of that. Oh, and now I have to go with them? Oh, I do. Speaking of home. Where do you live in Lumiere? Above a bakery near the center. Angelique's boulogerie.

I ate there every morning. I wonder if it's still there. It's called Maturie. tools now and this is over you should go and visit oh let's go down over here and then i have to upgrade my shit oh i do um says points available oh i don't know why i told me that okay yeah i should be fine oh i'll rest too i mean i feel pretty confident with these two characters like these are my main characters so like anything they're going to throw out me i'm just going to beat the shit out of it I'm not afraid of anything.

Especially not this bitch ass right here. Especially not this bitch ass. Okay. Let's see, what do we want to do? Oh, right, my auto attack. That's right. Okay. I'm not sure, like, really what to do in this circumstance, actually.

I could just shoot him. That doesn't do shit for damage. Okay, well, at least I got that. And... I mean, I guess I could just hit it with, like... I don't know. I could just do berserk slash, I guess, right? That's the best thing I can do.

That didn't do that much. Okay. And then she'll just kill this one in one path. Fuck, she didn't kill either one of them. Not so bad. Kind of bad. Damn! All right.

When we go back, I'm gonna heal them. There's a weapon that makes Versus. Start with rank S. Yeah, but it's probably. probably some kind of like bullshit that makes like it like it like makes it like way harder to do other stuff too that's what I bet there's like some like huge down downside to it oh I could jump down there do I want to do that I'm gonna do that oh old key used Survivor February the brigadiers are overdue from the mission to the monolith

and we've lost half our remaining fighting strength to these creatures and their relentless assault all adults have taken up arms but I'm a bookkeeper what am I supposed to do count them before they slaughter us am we've hidden the children at least they're warm and dry in the cellars but rations are running low things are calmer now at the hospital but that's because most die before we can get to them oh I guess I'm living out of pure stubbornness at this point survival isn't really survival anymore everyone's so quiet lately afraid will draw attention sometimes i talk to myself just to hear another human voice

damn trevor you promised i could die before you you promised shit let's go up here oops some war war show up yeah yeah things were not going too well for them huh like I have it set up for uh like the three characters but like this one is like not really quite there I've got to make sure that he gets one more point like if he can get one more point he's gonna be in a very good situation um okay I guess I just do my basic attack as always okay um like yeah I just I don't know what to do in this circuit I'm just gonna basic attack him again that way they both have defenseless on them Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. All right. It's Perry time. Let's go. We're getting a little bit better. All right, boys. We're doing a little, just a little, just a little bit better. Alright. So we need to do that all the time. Um, let's go over here. We'll pick this up. Nice. And this will go this one. Oh. Did I get in combat with them? Oh, I don't think I did. Okay.

Big damage. Got him. That's a dead ass bitch. And now we're going to hit him with the big one. Hit him with the W. How is it not dead? Jesus, bro. I thought he's going to be dead for sure.

Your rank D? Oh, yeah. Pretty good team. Where do you go? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What the fuck?

What the fuck? So, where did you go? I need to find Lunay and CL quickly. Oh shit. I'm still here. Um, okay, we'll go up this way. Oops, special item. Now we'll go this one.

Jump down. Where the hell did he go? Yeah, I don't know how this is gonna go if it's 1 v1. I just hope I kill him in one hit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's no big deal, boys. That's right.

This place is crazy. Maybe we go this way. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I kill this cocksucker over here. I just hope that I hope we're just doing one v ones though. Okay, good. All we got to do is hope that we get them.

All we need is one prop. Yep, it's over. See that? Done. Dead. Finished. Completed. Yeated.

Deleted. Let's just beat him. Yeah, let's just beat him. It's easy. Great. All right. It's Perry time. One down.

That's two down. That's two down. That's pretty good. I thought it was pretty good. You got scared? Yeah, I just choked down. Like I always choke. That's just what I do.

It's my job. At least not I don't have to be two of them. I should have heal myself. That's right. Another one. I, uh, uh, I'm really good at choking on things. Any degree of tension at all, I immediately fall apart.

I'm gonna be honest. It's crazy. This is why I can never play competitive games. All right. You're dead. They're all dead. All right. Both of the times that I died were the reason why I died is that I literally just hit the wrong button.

Auto rush is really good Yeah, I'm probably gonna use it I'm assuming rush is like You have like double speed or something like that Some variation of that 33% feed Yeah, no I just said yeah I hit like the gradient Perry for for no reason

What's this? Oh That's good I'll deal with these two cocksuckers here It's only two of them so it should be fine Got them Perry time There it is Oh

Do it again. See what happens. Got them. Got the ass. She's so appealing. Yeah, she's really good. It's also like, honestly, I've been perrying everything, right? I mean, so it's the same as anything else, right? It's just practice. Is this, is this going to be some bullshit, right?

Okay, thank God. All right. Let me rest. Okay, upgrade abilities. And I'm going to upgrade to agility. Because I feel like they're always going before me, and I don't want to have that happen anymore. Why does it feel so familiar? Let's go in down. Let's go in here.

Know this place. This looks like... I'm going to check over here first before I go inside of this labyrinth. I feel like that's smart. Nothing over here. Man or door? Yeah, I saw it. I didn't know if there'd be some kind of crazy shit over here, right?

And so we had to double check. Because, like, if there was going to be some crazy shit, it would. have been here, right? Okay, now let's go back around. I wonder if I can open this door. Let's see if I can. Okay, it's not a door. I guess I can't. Well, let's go loot that thing. Easy. Big money too. You never know, boys. You never fucking know. Let me in. Oh, damn. Damn, what's this shit? Renoir, wow. You never know, bro. You never know.

A bathtub. What can I make it take a bath? Fuck. Hand punch, hard punch? There's no way. There's nothing happened. What's this? Left us all elves.

So that she can drown alone. That bitch is crazy. What the fuck? Can I go inside here? Go back and jump on the sink. Okay. I will. Thanks, guys.

Really appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, thanks a lot. That was really useful. Wrong one? There's only one sink. Damn, this house is really fucking... Oh!

Okay. Damn. Yeah, this place is fucking massive. So you unlock more parts of the manor, I guess. I was going to see if there's anything else really here for me. Break the mirror? No, I tried to do that. It didn't work.

Like, I tried doing all that. Okay. Because I think I did what you're talking about Okay, let me go back outside then Jump in the painting? No, it's a different game Okay, let's go back over I guess you can go to the other side first Um, I guess maybe not

Oh, oh I wonder if it's gonna be that girl Is this the curator? Yeah Oh, it's another one What the fuck? I knew you'd open the door for her Uh-oh Really, Verso

This was your plan. Oh, it's right about the girl. What the fuck? Well, now we're stuck with... Oh, fuck. Lines. Must you hurt our family? No, no, you don't get to let you me on family.

Why do you refuse to see I am doing this for us? Yet you insist on rushing toward death. You're trying to stop the wrong cycle. You're doing this for yourself. Of course. It's easier for you to think that, isn't it? Easier to betray us if I'm the villain. I'm gonna fucking kill him.

Surely. He just looks at her. Sorry, we're late. We were busy doing a bit of reading. Were you planning on sharing that this man, the man who murdered our team is your father? Uh-oh. Family is, uh,

Oh, my favorite topic. A bit awkward. This later. I'd really like for you all to survive this. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. I didn't expect this. Okay.

Um... You forced us to this moment. Not so bad. Okay. Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick. Oh, big dick. There we go. Okay.

Jesus, bro, he got destroyed. He's getting... He's getting dick. I wish I had known that was gonna happen. Let me attack this. I don't know what to do. Uh... I'm not angry.

Another one. Okay. Uh, skills. Oh, okay, yeah, wildfire. Okay, let's do this. Nice. I have a feeling killing these matters, so we're gonna kill them. Damn, how the fuck does that happen? Oh, that's a lot of healing.

Okay, um, all right, let's kill them. We're gonna get them, we're gonna get them, guys, don't worry about it. Okay, uh, okay, let's auto attack them now. Yeah, I'm not I'm not even worried guys. I'm not even worried. Okay, um Yeah, let's do this. Okay, okay. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We're gonna keep going. We keep going no matter what All right. This is it's probably over now. Got it. There it is. There it is. Okay, Nice. Mark and shot him.

I have to save my points. I didn't think you're going to do that. Okay. How many resists do I have left? Oh. I don't get it. Holy shit. God damn.

Bro, we got fucked. It's okay. I know what to do now. That guy was a real motherfucker, wasn't he? Okay. I'm not afraid. I'd really like for you all. Alright, let's do this. Okay.

Give him them both. You forced us to... I don't know how that happened. I just got lucky. Let's carve a path. Okay. Okay. There's a big part of me.

Like, I feel like I need to just keep my, I need to just keep my points up as much as I can. Big damage. Big dick, big dick, big dick. Oh my God. Bro, he's getting destroyed. Okay. Now, I don't know if this is going to work or not, but it should.

Oh, damn. Damn. Bro, he just... Why you know, Dyeye know, Dime? because I thought I could parry. I mean, bro, he just one shot my whole team and like one hit. I couldn't even do anything. Easy. Okay. All right. Not so bad. Not so great either, but it was decent. Come on. Come on big damage. Yes. All right. Okay, that's really good for me and I've got to save my I've got to save my points.

What is? I'm not angry. Just disappointed. Okay. I should only got two points. I wonder if I could get... No, no, no. We can't let these heels go off.

Dude, tear this family apart. That's pretty good. Honestly, for me, that's pretty damn good. Okay? And now we're gonna kill it. Oh, I didn't have nine. I thought I had nine.

Fuck. Um, okay. Uh, I can't kill it. I got really lucky there. It should be fighting by my side. Yes. Wait, yes. Yes.

Okay, we're still in the game. We're still in the game. Okay. Um, I think I gave the wrong. I gave it the wrong buff, but that's okay. Oh, she's, oh, she's still got the thing on her. I didn't realize that. Okay.

That's fine. Mistakes happen. Okay. Not today, bitch. Not today, bitch. It's not over yet. It's not over. It's still not over. You think it's over, it's not.

You're right. No, I don't know if I should do it or not. Because I can't capitalize on it. I need to be able to capitalize on it. I can't do it yet. Trust me. I'm not dead. Yes.

Okay. It is not over, gentlemen. It's about to be over. Now it's fucking over. Okay. Let's see here. Let's fucking do it. That didn't do anything.

I didn't do any damage. Oh, but I've got, I'm in virtuoso. This is it, it's over. It's over. Man! Man! We got his ass. Bro, that shit had me on the ropes.

Well, I was on the edge. It was so close. He's not even... He doesn't even... No, no, no, I... No! Damn. Where's Monaco? Is he dead?

Are you all right? Oh shit. Who you are! What the fuck? You're gonna take off the mask you're gonna look like her? Oh my guess. Is that our name? Is they killed the little thing?

Oh, that was the rock they got for him. Yeah. Yeah. Care to explain your father? I don't think of him as my father anymore. Still. Why didn't you just tell us? Because it's private and it's painful and it's none of your business.

I cut ties with him decades ago. Lying by a mission is still lying. I've told you everything you need to know. I'd rather make that determination for myself. I think we can all understand each other coming from right. He hasn't steered us wrong yet. But we're a team now. And we won't get very far if we don't trust each other.

Mani's complicated. Damn, that's him. I'm gonna The die Tripping up The stories say That gesturals Reincarnate

Is that true? I'm gonna find out Can you bring Noco back You knew So very sorry My friend The painter's heart Was in that manner

And now it's gone We have no way to access the monolith Oh shit Expedition 58 seem to think Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What?

We found 58 and their journals. Uh-oh. So that's. I wasn't hiding it. If that's what you're implying. It's a dead end. Wait. What are you talking about?

There's someone else who can help us. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, this isn't gonna go anywhere. Can't talk to him. Excuse me. Is it true? Can you make a weapon that can pierce the barrier? Do you need something from the axons? Do you need their hearts?

Look, to create this weapon, he needs enormous amounts of pure chroma, which is way beyond what we can get from Nevrons. The only source of axons, yes. Like I said, that's a dead end. It's possible. What the fuck is an axon? our axons. They're massive creatures living on islands around the monolith. They're much stronger and much, much more dangerous than Nevron's. I can't die, and I still couldn't take them down. Yet we found the corpse of one in Old Lumia, so it's possible.

Damn. I don't know how that one died. But I'm telling you, listen to me, please. Our chances of taking them down, without you not dying, are close to zero. Close, but not zero. Death is coming either way. As expeditioners, if we die,

we die fighting. Wonderful, bad talk. I know. So we need to co-kill the big things? All right. Oh shit. If we're going to fight the axons, they'll be smart about it.

What do you mean? I've had a few rough encounters with the axons. Yeah, I bet. located on islands around the monolith and we need at least two hearts to get enough chroma. Damn. ...we's on a mountain too high for us to read so that one's out. We should start with the one to the west of the monolith.

It's already been weakened by previous expeditions, right? Yeah, good idea. Maximize our chances. Okay. Or we embrace the challenge and pick the one in the east. Shut up. I like your spirit. Shut up.

Thank you. Yeah, you dumb bitch, shut the fuck up. Can't go back, give me a second. You already have one? Do I? I... I... Wait, how? I don't even know that. Come here, a minute. A little hawk of this guy.

I'm... ...thikey. Thinking mad. Uh-oh. Dad thought he cared. Hoonois's not being hoonwar. Uh-oh. He's not...

Anybody. Damn. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's official. Mm-hmm. We're part of the disaster expedition now. Disaster expedition? What do you mean by that?

What's up with you? Hmm. Mm-hmm. So, you want an armband to barely have arms. A headband? We gotta get him a headband? That's true. I have a big brain.

Uh-oh. Yeah? Alright, monsieur a big brain. We'll see what I can do. Okay. Humongous? Yeah, I guess so. Wait, oh my... Oh my god. Happy now? This is the nicest thing ever.

SK is more excited than usual. First I was giving SK the greatest gift ever. SK is overcome with emotion. Nice! Alright. Let me go back over here and I want to see if I can do any upgrades. I forgot if I got any upgrade. items are not.

Expedition resources, did I get any? No, I didn't. Okay, um, I guess we're going to do, we're going to give Verso more points. Because he, he does all the work, right? I mean, let's be honest, he's doing everything. Monaco, yeah, I mean, he does all the damage. He's killing everybody.

New Picto, yeah, yeah, yeah. I make sure I get that locked in. Give me a minute. I'm sorry, won't you? Mm-hmm. We'll bring Noko back. I know. Just say the word. Oh shit.

When the time is right. After we've settled this. Damn. Spend time with Monaco? Okay. Oh. I see you got stronger. Well, I didn't spend the last few years hiding in the mountains.

Damn, they already talked to a kid, huh? The mountain where a Pelerent cut you in half and you cried for my... Oh shit. Yeah. The mountain where a stalact stomped you and I had to evacuate you. Wait, I thought those guys were easy to kill. You want to find? Oh. Well, unlike gesturals, I need sleep. So I'll pass.

Do you want to fight? Coward. Damn. Have you seen how weak you are now? Have you seen how weak you are now? I've been blindfolded. In the mountains I have learned in a peace. These pezy provocations do not work on me anymore.

Bro, he just high-roads them? I've missed our little excursions. Yeah. Ooh. Sure do. We got our ass is kicked. Pretty hard. The duelist.

And this one time we tried to swim to the red tree island and you can. Am. Oh yeah. It turns out. Living inside a snake's belly is possible when you're mortal. Carving my way out was a night bad though. Oh. Remember of time to you challenge Eske to a duel?

At that time when you, uh, challenged Eskiy to a duel. Oh shit. Well, someone conveniently forgot to mention that Eskiy is. the most powerful creature in the world what oh i remember when what what huh the strongest creature is just fat big brain big damage it's been more time bragging before going back to the others okay want me to talk to him again okay i'm mad i already saw this he's not wait oh shit or wait do we i thought we did this Oh. Enjoying the stars. Stars are the apples of the sky.

Oh shit. I love the way you see the world. Apples. Oh, that constellation looks like Francois. It's very round like Francois. Oh, that's the... That's that turtle that was mad. Round like Francois.

I forgot all about the mad turtle. Yes. And it's soft. Just like Francois. Oh, because he's a bitch. Man, Game of the Year dialogue? Yeah. How come used to be old. We-now is old.

Yeah. Centrist's goodbye without your best friends. That's gonna make you go. That's a... Game of the year dialogue? Yeah. How come you're not grumpy like Francois? Oh yeah, true.

I am. Oh, are you now? Uh-oh. Game of the year, guys, this is game of the year. Oh my god. It's a woo myself. Damn. Although I'm a bit more woo than we these days.

Damn. Hey, that one looks a little like Minoco. I love the dialogue, yeah. And if you squint and sort of scrunch up your face, that one next to it looks like no-co. Wow. Nice. Great. Ska's nonsense inspires Verso.

Gradian attacked. Wait, wait. Wait, I get things out of this? I thought I was just doing this to waste time. Ready for the axons? I... Of course you are. I didn't even know this.

Oh yeah, when she's throwing the rocks. Oh shit. Eskie would be horrified that we're throwing stunts into the lake. Oh, those are rocks. Or he'd be super happy because we're sending them soaring on fun little adventures. Oh, so they're like little rock expeditioners. For sure. Would that make you the painterist?

Would that make you the painter? you the painter's then oh clearly I'm libya oh she didn't like that stone after stone after stone knowing they'll never come back poetic ohetic kind of depressing for a 16 year old hey guys hear that see reality is depressing damn Wow, she really is a 16-year-old girl. Oh.

It's not all depressing. Why, what do you write about? You don't seem like a sunshine and rainbows type. Mostly poetic insults to use on the no-co. I'm currently comparing him to the backside of an owl. Ooh. Damn. Actually writing is cathartic for me.

It helps. Mm-hmm. Getting the thoughts out of my head and onto the paper. Giving shape to my feelings. Can I see? Uh-oh. Do I get to read yours? Oh.

Mine's kind of personal. Damn. Well, so is mine. Damn. Yeah, but I bet you secretly want people to read it. Okay, fine. I'll let you read mine if I get to read yours. Okay.

Okay, deal. Damn. Be kind though. Uh-oh. Yeah, I can't promise that. What a bitch! And now it's level two, right? Oh, wow!

Oh, wow! Mayel proves to be extremely critical of Verso's writing. After Mayel is done teasing... What a bitch, bro! Ready for the axon? Damn, I gotta lock all these down. First or approach to nail who's alone by the lake. Oh shit.

What was it like for you growing up in Limier? Aside from being a sad and lonely orphan, it was great. Uh-oh. Although technically, everyone in Lumier is an orphan. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. When your parents passed away. Uh-oh. Around three, I guess.

I was an unwelcome surprise. Damn, so they don't have abortions over there. They never wanted kids. And they definitely didn't want one right before their gummage. Damn, that must have sucked. Arrival must have caused quite a bit of concern. Mm-hmm. Panics, probably a better word.

Yeah. And they died. And I balanced around from family to family. Can't even write. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. I was obsessed with my piano and my pain set. I was a bit more severe than that. I used to have lots of nightmares and talk to myself. Running away from home all the time. They have's bitch crazy. She crazy.

She crazy. That's weird. They're all weird. Actually, I kind of think everyone's a weird kid in someone's eyes. Yeah, especially me. Well, I was a weird kid in everyone's eyes. Damn. Even Gustav's.

Oh. Kind of. It's why he and his sister took me in. Nobody else wanted me. Uh-oh. I guess Gustav and Emma used to be weird kids too. So they liked me. See?

Everyone's. weird what's something you liked about Lumia wondering around the buildings Mm-hmm nobody wanted me for any of the fancy apprenticeships so I got stuck as a runner for the warehouses down that turned out to be kind of nice I got to go everywhere in the city I probably know the place better than anyone yeah what was your favorite place the hanging gardens me and it's crazy they have all this dialogue I didn't even know this shit was in the game.

Do you miss Lumia? Yeah. I do. Damn. Not just the place, but... That's all voice and everything, yeah. Yeah, that's what's crazy about it too. It's like fully voiced and animated everything.

Yeah. Oh, he's still got your dad. Well, how about him? He's great. And you've got me. You want to dance the night away? Oh Now such to open up first off, wow

Now we're level three Oh shit! Perfect Okay, now we have to talk to the- this is the important one because she's the hottest one Okay, talk later then. Okay I've been wondering Why stay on the continent alone? Why not return to Lumia?

Yes, true, good question. I did. Yeah? Hmm. And? I went back. Helped with the rebuild. Oh, that's nice.

Mm-hmm. After the fracture, we didn't have anything. Uh-huh. Nothing must have been chaotic then. Yeah, it must have been a shithole. Nothing like the end of the world to bring out the best or worst in us. I almost miss those times. How have none of them asks why is he still fucking a lot?

Oh, is she? Dome shield my father and I help build that wait he did that oh oh what the fuck those early expeditions they were search and rescue he didn't know about the painter's then we just wanted to find our loved ones it did yeah but he didn't explain it like my mother I see oh but this time you didn't go back People didn't trust me. Yeah. Guess I'm hard to trust.

Perhaps. Guess they thought I need more than I did. Uh-oh. Halfway to the monolith. I was betrayed. Barely escaped. Wait, why? Kind of killed my interest in returning home.

Yeah? Hmm. What about you? Do you miss home? Mm-hmm. I spent my whole life studying the painter's in the monolith. Damn. This is where I need to be.

Damn. What a long-winded way to avoid answering the question. Damn. Yes. There are things I miss. You paint such a vibrant picture. If you must know what I really miss of Yen-oisry. The fuck is that?

What the... What kind of French shit is this? Ooh, good answer. I miss those two. Food? Okay. Okay, thank. All right, there we go. What?

Uh-oh. I enjoyed this conversation. Nice, boy, he's hitting on her. High praise. Wow. This is like three, right? It's only two? Fuck!

Ferso feels ignored and goes back to the others. Damn. He really is just like me. Lune. Okay. Talk later, then. Do you want to spend time with Lune? Yes.

Got friend zoned? Yeah. Uh-oh. Do you like cats? Do you like cats? Yeah. What? Do you like cats? I think you've spent too much time alone.

You've forgotten how to start a human conversation. Bro, really? I just have this feeling you're a cat person. Yep. Well, you're wrong. I did have a dog named Pat though. Damn. You're a dog named Pat?

You named your dog, Paul. It's like if my parents named me foot. Yeah, it's stupid. My sister named him when we were kids. Oh. Stella. It was a gifted artist and... Mm-hmm.

Fiery. She definitely made the most of the time she had. Any other siblings? Any other siblings? Yeah. I had a brother too. Sol. He was the oldest and everyone's favorite.

Oh. Sounds like my older sister. She was my father's favorite. Mm-hmm. I'm shocked it wasn't you. Damn. Sol was a great older brother. That's actually how I met Gustav.

Sol was dating her sister. Damn. All right. So you knew Gustav for quite a while then. That's an awful lot of personal questions. Jesus. Mm-hmm. All right, we can talk about me again if you want.

Uh-oh. Oh, okay. Oh, Okay. Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Do you like monkeys? Monkeys? Oh, come on. Monkeys.

Verso and Luna, Wow. Enjoy a moment together. Bro. Which Verso take... Dude. This is absolutely. we the Canon Wifu.

A hundred percent, guys. 100 percent. Yep. Okay. You can only choose one? I don't know about that. Nightel. You never seem to sleep.

I sleep. Uh-oh. You have to reject CL. I mean, I'm not going to... What, bro, that's like an astrology girl with like tarot cards and shit. What are you talking about? Okay, um, what keeps you, uh, you're gonna burn out.

You're gonna burn out this way. Oh. Thanks for your concern. Damn. From one insomniac to another. Sometimes I just can't turn off my mind. Damn. It's like I pick up a puzzle and I can't set it down until I solve it.

And what's your current puzzle? The talking neverons. The ones that seem to have personalities and thoughts and feelings. I'm trying to make sense of the things they said. I know there's an important piece of the puzzle there. We need to find and talk to more of them. We've got to talk to these fucking robots and shit. I've talked to a few.

They mostly spout nonsense. Yeah. I wouldn't expect you much. Maybe you weren't asking the right questions. She's talking shit again. Certainly not as experienced as you. Uh-oh. What about you?

My fellow knight owl. Why can't you sleep? Uh-oh. Oh, you know. Weight of the world, a tortured soul, things like that. Oh. A funny knight owl. Come on, I just shared with you.

Uh-oh. You did, didn't you? Feels nice sharing, huh? Mm-hmm. Feels even nicer when people reciprocate. Sleep is not very restful for me. I used to have horrible dreams, but... Somehow it was worse when they stopped.

Damn. Now it's just this oppressive void. It's kinda sad, damn. Fascinating. So you experience discomfort while you sleep. Pain. Are you aware of time passing? Oh.

Hmm. I should observe you next time you sleep. Bro, we are so close. Well, that's not creepy. Precisely. It's science. We're so close, guys. Does this mean... So, do this mean I can watch you sleep?

No, that'd be creepy. Oh man. Great. Probably, yeah, return. I didn't know. I didn't know what was gonna happen. Who and I can't restrain herself for asking a Verso a few more questions for head by bed? Thanks to Verso answers.

understands Chroma better than before. Ooh, I got another one. Tree of life. I guess that's like some kind of heel or some bullshit. Okay, can I talk to her again? Fuck! Okay, um... All right, now I have to talk to this one.

All these years and you've never defeated an axon. They're kind of tough. Uh-huh. And do you think our chances are close to zero? Mm-hmm. I didn't think you cared about odds. Damn. have less than a year, but male's different.

Uh-oh. Do you want to spend time with her? Yeah. You've got to be careful with this one. She's horny as fuck. Is that right? Hmm. Let me think.

Uh-huh. Yeah? Not her. Hair arm route? Yeah, that... Come on. You've been alive for over 60 years. You must have tons of stories.

Oh, that was like a hundred years. Over a hundred years, actually. So, it's hard to choose. Damn. You're a hundred years old and so indecisive. She's sitting here talking shit. Alright, alright. Let me think.

Damn. Really personal. Okay. I'm going to share something deeply personal with you. I'm so intrigued. Damn. Your hair. That's a bit literal on the dark and personal.

Uh huh. Hey, I'm sharing a heartfelt secret here. Do you want the story or not? Share. Please. Do share. Yeah. Sometime after the fracture, my hair turned completely white like M.

Ooh. Hmm. Yeah? Luckily the Gestral village has a hair stylist quite skilled in color treatments. Wait, so he dies his hair? Lucky. But he's always napping when I get there and his apprentice always mucks things up. Damn, bro, he had to dye his hair. He wearing a wig? Probably could be fun.

So. Your turn. Uh-oh. That was hardly dark or personal. Uh-oh. White hair? Old man. I see okay.

No, I mean, she's hot, too. Like, I mean, let's be honest. What a bitch, bro. Vane. What a bitch! With all the bracelets and rings. Actually, my students made these bracelets for me to remember them by. Oh, wow.

Because chances are we'll never see each other again. Jesus Christ, bro. Necessarily. I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist. Me are a realist. You're talking about tarot cards. My youngest student is six. Her parents will gommage when she's 12 and she herself won't live past 21. Damn.

Bro, she gonna get cooked. Her parents did the maths. They'll have 12 years as a family and she'll experience 21 years of a family and she'll experience 21 years of Damn. These are the choices we get to make. That's brutal. The earlier you have children, the more time you get to share with them. The more life they'll get to live.

Uh-oh. And every year you wait. You're shortening your child's life. Yeah, it would make sense, actually. Precisely. You don't have any children though. Uh-oh. No, I don't, but I have my students.

One of my students. friends, Sophie said it best. Yeah? She said she loves her children so much. The best thing she could do for them is not to have them. See? Dark and personal. Damn.

Yeah, you've said the Baha'i. Come back with a better story next time. Wow. Damn. She got cooked? Yeah, talk, well, let's see here. Got her. Yeah, she cooked.

them? Yeah, I don't know, guys. Like, I... Yeah. All she does is talk shit the whole time, man. Oh. Oh. Was this new stuff? Here to make amends for your terrible story. Damn.

I'll be honest. She still puts out, though? I don't know about that, guys. I could tell. I'm not really sure you're up to the challenge. Uh-oh. Oh, I can keep up. In fact, I'm here to offer a story.

Mm. A good one this time? Yes. Well, you said I'm vain. Damn. Because he dyes his hair. You said your vain. Would a vain person keep this scar?

Yeah, because it looks cool. I could heal it. But I don't. Oh. Why is that? Uh-oh. It's a reminder of the price I paid to stand on my own two feet, but it meant walking away from people I cared about. Damn. So, there you have it. Dark and personal.

I feel like there's more to this story. Oh, it's probably not a coincidence then that Renoir has a similar sky. Uh-oh, she bringing up his dad? You notice that. Uh-oh. We disagreed on pretty much everything. Tactics, goals. What lines we wouldn't cross. I had to walk away, but he was resistant. Damn. You fought?

Uh-oh. It was the first time we ever raised a hand against the other. If you can control your healing, that means Remo can too. And he made the same choice as you. Uh-oh. I never thought of it that way. But, uh, you're right. So, dark and personal enough for you.

Hmm. It was worthy. She's still talking shit, bro. Uh-oh. Well, we all have scars that won't heal. I didn't even notice that. Damn. That's the story for another time.

The scars look good on you, though. That's the real reason I keep them. Damn. I knew it. Wow, she feels closer to Verso now. Wow. Wow. Okay.

Don't give in, brother? I won't. Don't worry. Yep, don't worry. Okay. And now what? The masked person with Renoir. That's your sister.

Oh, that's a good question. He doesn't even say? What a hard leap to make. Soon. Her name's Alicia. Uh-oh. What's wrong with her? She wears a mask all the time.

She never talks. And she's always staring. Duh. She was trapped in a fire. A long time ago. Damned her face in her throat, so, um, yeah. Damn. Why did they come to see me?

See, like, at least she's asking the right questions. I don't know. That surprised me. He's lying. has to know she helped me before I thought she'd help me again seem she's chosen a different side oh family is complicated right yeah do you want the arm band back hmm what I feel like a fraud wearing it given you know yeah the whole thing you said you chose your side right oh oh I did you're not

with me why would she be mad at him strangely no i hate secrets but gustav always gave people the benefit of the doubt your actions are what matters i trust you thanks damn what a nice guy i will read the book i'll do the dry i didn't do the journal before writing the journal to honor his memory old luminar and how the city was actually transported from continent to the ocean she hopes gustavs Off's apprentices will read this journal someday. Damn. Talk to CL again?

Oh, did I not do that? Okay. Whoa, hold up. Where's the ho's at? I didn't think. She don't want to talk to me, bro. I didn't think. Yep.

She, yep, she don't want to talk to me. I'm sorry. I know. I'm ready. Just say the word. When the time is right. After we've settled this. Oh.

Spend time with Mono Kono. Mono, all right. Who's carefully cleaning his Nevron legs. Polishing your collection of NevLegs. Ugh. Yes, aren't they beautiful? Oh! Yes, I would find the legs of our enemies to be beautiful.

Yes, I too find the legs of our enemies to be... Beautiful. Surely. Hmm, yes, I knew you would appreciate them. You, sir, are a true connoisseur of elegant weaponry. Am. Why do you need to polish them anyway? A warrior must be prepared for battle.

True. And battle is just as much mental as physical. True, brother. Imagine you're a Nevron and you see me. Charging toward you, brandishing the well-polished and gleaming leg of one of your brethren. Brathern. Think of the intimidation.

What? Jesus Christ. Yeah? Who? Oh. And then I transform into one of them. Intimidation and confusion. From that alone, the battle is already won.

True Giga chat? Yeah. Damn, bro, he's still talking shit. It's too stupid to realize they should be intimidated and confused. It's a good response. Right. Definitely not because you're afraid of them. Ooh.

Me? I fear no nevron. Least of all a stalact. Perfect. In that case, want to go intimidate some stalact. We've got some time to kill. Yeah? Yes, well, that would definitely be quite...

Oh, bro, he coming up with excuses? But maybe later. Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah, guys. Oh, would you look at the time. Let's get these legs shining so bright. They blind our enemies and send them screaming. Man.

Man. Polishing the legs together? Yep. When comes there to shush them and ends up joining a polishing effort. Nice. I just realized, um, I wanted to make sure did I talk to this guy over here? This guy right here. Because didn't I get another one of those little things?

You found one. Which is why I could do? It should be rude. Well, I got another hat. You found three of nine. Okay, so I got three of them. Okay, that's decent. Yeah, the little things?

Yeah, exactly. Okay. Let me go. Go to sleep. We did the things. One more to break the rocks. I don't know. Eski, a building in a lot.

Wait, what? Swim through the coral reefs. Oh, shit. Esk can now take you to the continent from any expedition flag. What? Okay, so he's gonna... Oh, bro. He's gonna go through this shit?

Oh, boom, bitch. That's right. That's right. Let's see. Where's on the map? Oh, why don't we just kill this one? Yeah, go kill this bitch over here. Yeah, we just go kill his ass.

It's no big deal. I just bust that shit down, bro. That's the wrong one? Oh, shit. Oh, is it the other one? Oh, oops. Can he go underwater? Okay, no.

Wait, what the fuck is this? Is this where I... Oh, shit, this is where I need to be. We're going to look around, make sure we don't miss anything. Go to the monolith? I don't know. I'll make sure I don't miss any special items. Am, bro, this world is crazy.

Did you upgrade your weapons? I can't. So this is Vizage Island. Yeah, I can't. I see. God's truth with lies. There he is. Are those faces?

There he is. The infinite sea of them. He just sits there. Go to monolith for a cutscene. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll do that. Which one is the monolith?

I mean, that's the monolith, right? That looks like a monolith? Oh, it's the 33, okay. Um, well, we'll go this way? I guess. Okay, that's a red one. Maybe it's over this way. It's north.

Oh, what the fuck is that? Oh, shit. What the hell? Fortieth expedition. Gigi and Edmund were leading. They were on a clean glide to the monolith when they flew into some sort of barrier and just... Oh. Go marched away.

Oh. Our glides are useless without a way past the barrier. Bernard's gonna explore on foot. See if there's an entrance. In the meantime, we might as well make ourselves at home. I guess I'll try and my hand at fishing. I'm seeing everyone's left any fish for us to eat. Rest in peace.

Gigi and Edmund. Damn. Damn. I think good. Care for a good deal. Okay, this is just some bullshit. So is this, is it gonna kill me instantly? Oh, bro, I bet this shit kills me instantly, right?

Oh. This looks similar to Lumiere's shielder. Maybe we can just cross it. Yeah, sure. She's mad. That's okay. You'll be fun. You wanna try again. I'm okay.

Oh, bro, he made her mad. Okay. So we have to kill the axons to... Okay, we have to kill the axons to make the sword to pierce the barrier. That kind of makes sense, honestly. Yeah, it kind of makes sense, yeah. I can see that. I'm gonna look around here.

Make sure there's nothing else I'm missing. Any other kind of bullshit? I don't think I can go up there. And that's a red area. We're not going to the red area. I feel like that's just... It's probably just a low-level area. I'm not going to give a fuck about this, right?

Because like there's nothing even here, right? Wait, if I was already here. Yeah, I had to have already been here or some shit. Yeah, I must have already been here. Yeah, same with this. I must have already been here before. Okay, let's go to that other place then. You didn't because of the corals?

Oh, really? Wait, is that a cocksucker? No, never mind. I thought it was, but it's not. Not a cocksucker. Never mind. Let's go back around here. Now we go inside.

Go to the other Axon first. Well, I'm already here. Let's go look this item. What's this? It better be good. It better be something good. Ooh, ooh. We need those.

This one is cooler? I don't know which one's better or not. I mean, I'm going to pick one. Damn, this area is crazy. Oh, oh, it's a boss fight. It's a boss fight. Let's go. This is creeping me out.

There's gonna be a boss. 100% of boss. Where's the boss? There's no boss? Damn, bro, I thought I was gonna be a boss 100%. I gotta stay strapped. Oh, wait, actually, I just remembered. I got him a bunch of new points, too.

So, let's see here. Energizing Perry, first strike. Let's get rid of first strike and let's replace it with auto rush. Yeah, let's get that. And then we're gonna do Lumina. Level 9 weapon? Yeah, because I don't have anything better than that.

Why y'all mad? Okay, so, and then we're going to get... We get that right there, energizer start. Oh, that would be big dick. That'd be big dick. Oh, that's huge. And then we'll do... To burn on free aim shot?

I feel like that's kind of good. Like, I feel like none of these are actually good. I'm gonna just get the burn, I guess, right? Because at least I can stack that with something. And then she's good. Oh, I can do a little bit more with her. We do a little bit more with her. Give me a minute.

Okay, let's see here. Augmented aim. Oh, I'm going to just get that. Like, it's the easiest decision of my life. And then one AP on battle start. Okay, we need that. I'm probably inverted on self. Okay, yeah, we're going to keep all these.

I'm feeling like we are very close to getting rid of, uh, we're very close to getting rid of, uh, of the other one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What the fuck? That's a boss, it's a boss. What's it doing? Is that 69? Uh-oh.

That's an invitation. So it seems. I'm, mm-mm, feels like a trap. I don't mind a straight forward path for once. Uh-oh. Better than battling through a mountain of Nevon's. No, Verso's right. Something feels off.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh, oh! That's a bad guy, you can tell, because he's got a... What the fuck is this? Wait, what? What the fuck? Oh. You don't leave those.

Well, if you're harmless, then these weapons will stay harmless too. Tochet. Well, Visage invites you to join him in his chamber. At the end of this part, I assume that's why you're here. Damn. You're free to traverse them. Masks are not just to obscure. They may also illuminate.

Look for the masks that you need. Meaning? The invitation stands. Meaning what the fuck? Meaning what the hell are you talking about? Head straight to the axon or take the other paths? We're gonna take the other paths. 100%.

Let's go. I gotta talk to this, this loser here. Who's this loser-ass bitch? What's up? There. Okay, let's trade. Oh, shit. All right, let's go. We're going to use...

I probably should just use Verso, but we're going to use Mail anyway. We've been using our for everything. Do it. See what happens. Wow. True. Saldeon. Turn start, gain one shield

If a sun charge is active Apply five foretell the enemies that break shields Gives a fuck about that So we gotta, we gonna get these Oh my god, this is big dick Oh, this is big dick Let's go And we're gonna buy these two

And then 50% of all heels affecting other characters I'm gonna just buy this bro, who gives a fuck? Okay, so now now now okay this is this is great man humans are to be found i hope we meet again it's lonely around here so i should go right now i should go right now and upgrade my weapons i think right now we go on upgrade like we don't even wait or fuck around for anything let's go get those upgrades right now so we're gonna get everybody to 10 like we get everybody

locked in to 10 and then after we get everybody to 10 you the flag? Wait, can I do that? Man, get the fuck out of here. I gotta go around. Okay. Oh, let's just go back to the continent. Okay, yeah, I'll do that. Okay. And so now, now we camp, right? And so we're gonna go, we're gonna do the big upgrade. This is the big upgrade situation, all right? Okay, upgrade weapons. So number one, we should use, oh, this we do trebouche yeah we're gonna do trebusha like that that one's way better because 50% free aim like we don't really give a fuck about that for that character because it just doesn't really do anything right and so let's go ahead we're gonna do trebusier for sure and then we're gonna go look at

verso right look at his stats I feel like the play again is just like bro like that's what it's all about right I mean like this is just obviously the best one and it's also 50% damage Now, the thing is that rank can't be lower than C, this is very good, but, like, I feel like this one is better. Like, like, I feel like that, like, what do you guys think? Delicio? Yeah, I think this is, this is better. And then for Mayel, we're going to do this here. We don't really give a fuck about this, honestly.

Like, I mean, this started, every burn is doubled. Like, who really cares about this? That's not really a big deal. But it's, I guess, nice, right? It's more damage? Yeah, yeah. And so, like, it's still O-P, right? It's her best weapon.

It's obvious her best weapon. And so we're going to upgrade it again. Now, I'm thinking we do double mail. There's a part of me that's thinking that we actually upgrade Lune and Verso and not mail. because she's damage capping so often and they're not damage capping as often because they have different component attacks.

So like I think we double up on that, right? Because like we're already damage capping to begin with. So like, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, big dick, right? Big dick, yeah. Okay, let's do it. So that's on 11 and then we're going to take this and this one goes to 11 too. Okay, so now we're out of upgrades.

That's smart. Yeah, get Monoco going. honestly like I just I like my team that I have right now and like this is this

I did this in Pokemon as a kid I just literally build one character and one team and I make it as good as possible like that's generally the way I do right

and so like play oh you on play yeah like Minoko is good right he's very good but Charzard one trick

yeah exactly and you just pray on RNG focus on your three later you can upgrade them yeah yeah because like right now like if i could upgrade everything by just farming additional resources i would but like the amount of lumina points that i have for example are limited and so every lumina point that i use on monoco is a point that i'm not using on another one so that's why we do it let's go this way oh we got flowers and shit is this like the girl area this must be it what the fuck oh shit

What the fuck is this? What's the-uh? Chee- Okay, so we're stuck now. Two cock-suckers. Just what I thought. All right, let's take them out. What's you want, bitch?

See, like, this is why watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, real quick, watch. They're a burzert? What the fuck is burzert? Who cares? Okay, only attack this guy? Oh, they don't even, they barely even take any damage. I thought I gave him another point so he gets another extra point whenever we start. Did that shit just, like, not happen?

Okay, well, I'm gonna do this too. Oh, they got no health, bro. Jesus, Jesus. Oh, my God. That's right. That's right. I just need to get one more point. If I can get one more point on Verso,

then I can do my big attack at the very beginning of the fight. And that's what I want to be able to do. Let's see. I'm gonna upgrade. I'm gonna upgrade. We're gonna go and do a little bit of, oh, there it is. And then, Miel, we're gonna get a little bit of agility, I think. And then Monoco, we're gonna put him into agility.

And then Ciel literally, like, we're gonna just level up her astrology bullshit. I don't even know what the fuck she does. Like she just does one spell. Okay, so Lune doesn't do shit, right? Yeah, because we're looking to get this elemental genesis thing. I'm not ready for that yet, but we're going to get it. And then we're also looking at getting steel strike. That one's going to be fucking massive, right?

That's going to be crazy big dick. So we're waiting on that. And then for Miel, we're going to get sword ballot. CEL's top DPS? No, she's not. They seem so joyful. I'm almost jealous. They're joyful? Not anymore, bitch!

Okay, uh, let's see. I guess probably we can hit... Uh, let's hit maybe this one. Let's see how much health he's got. I see, I see what's gonna happen. Are you kidding me? He just got destroyed. I just brought out the get!

Augmented aim is insane. Yeah, what the fuck? Who are these losers? What do these losers want? Let's see. I guess we're going to attack this guy because he's probably going to take... Oh, he's got that bullshit on. Okay, well, I guess we'll...

Let me just do a little bit of this. So we've got pretty good amount of health. And then I'm going to hit this one too. Dude, the damage of this is crazy. I wonder if I can kill him with just this. I got to invest. Like, can I kill it in three points? I wonder if I can.

I'm gonna try and see what happens if I can. Yeah. Wow. Bro. I'm actually a... I'm out of control. They can't even stop me. They can't stop me.

Good thing, Anthony, upgraded all the climbing handholds. Not only are they much easier... ...expedition 69. They're also a lot nicer to use. We're setting the last few... handholds tomorrow then we can finally get out of these caverns see the sun again I can't wait to rejoin the mountaineering team I still remember that first mountain we scaled ambitious vision of the

sun the clouds was magical but repelling down as we set the hand holds was pure exhilaration oh I know some of the others chaf at being restricted to recon only Do you believe that? I did I did 6,000 damage with the gun. Prepping trails while people are dying. That was insane. This prep work will pay off in the long run. It may not be glamorous, but truly essential work rarely is. Doesn't make it any less important.

And as the Expedition 69 Motto says, we are literally laying a trail for the ones who come after. Step by step, handhold by handhold, Each expedition carries the next one forward. Damn. Damn, bro. They all in it together. Let's go this way.

That's a cock sucker. I can see him. Okay. I'm actually really curious to know, like, what's going to happen with this thing now? Uh, well, I feel like I... Do I just do this? Like, I don't know, like...

Yeah. What is? Nice. Okay. Yeah, get. Let's go. Oh, he defenseless. Now we're about to pull him in the dirt.

Watch this. Oh! That didn't, what? Okay. Stay, then. You don't get to die yet. Uh, that's just spark. It's fine. It's the way it goes, guys.

It's just the way it goes. It's life. That's life. Okay. Um. Let's see how we're gonna handle this. I guess we just do... Just do another auto.

Just do another auto. I would like to do the other one, but I'm gonna just, I'm gonna res her up right now. Okay. Um, I think I actually should have done it in a different order. But that's okay. Okay. Um, I'm just not gonna make a mistake this time. It's fine.

Got the bitch. Um, yeah, let's just do this. It's all part of my master plan. You have to understand. Okay. Now we break him. Yes! He done. He done. This is it.

I'm about his and his whole career. Look at that. See that? And now we got this one again. We do the mayhem. Big dick. Big dick. That's right. Oh. Oh, I still can't fucking do it again. God damn it.

Okay, I guess we're just gonna berserk slash him. Uh, actually, um, Q? Oh, you're right. Big Dick. Damn. Bagette, baguette. Nice. Oh, I didn't even see that.

Oh. Well, that didn't work, huh? Now, let's go this one. Ooh, what's this? I didn't even see that over there. What's theirs? That's a cock sucker? Holy shit!

What the fuck is this? You got a lot of health. See how I need to get one more point, right? So I can be doing my thing? Okay, uh, I guess we're just gonna do marketing shot on them right now. Okay, uh, I'm gonna do this right here. Big it, double it. That's not so good, okay.

Oh, he didn't like that. Okay. Now he may ham him? He dead, he did. He's not dead, but he's closer to. Damn, that shit was crazy. What the fuck? Well, that didn't go very well. I'll tell you that.

Let's revive him. Okay. Well, let's do an auto attack right now. And then we'll do, I guess, let's go ahead and let's revive again. Let's go again Ready to evade Okay

Um Okay, I can't do anything Uh, I'm gonna just shoot them in the eye I'm ready I bitched out I'm gonna be honest I bitched out That's what happens I got a Conisorno

The fuck is a Conno Conno Is that good? That's probably alright Like I don't know It's situational Yeah I feel like a something that can be really good, but it's not always really good.

What do we get? A recode? I got so many recos for nothing. I don't respect. Why I fucking... Don't fuck I need a respect, bro. Let me heal. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? That was a healing tent?

Yeah, that was good for me. So y'all say if you shoot him in the head, it does more damage. Is that true? Not really. Yeah, I feel like it doesn't. God damn. God damn. Just roulette it, yeah.

Oh fuck. Go ahead. There's a method to this madness. Okay. It's funny because like I don't even know what any of these guys do. I feel like they don't really do that much extra damage. Like I don't even know, like they've never, I've never even taken damage. Like, hitch out something.

Yeah, I feel like they don't either. either. Confident fighter increased damage but can't be healed. I'm gonna put that on for fucking sure. Um, who needs that? I feel like he needs it. And I think also he doesn't need energizing Perry. He just doesn't. Like he doesn't need it. And Luna does more strikes.

No, but she's already damage capping though. I feel like she's damage capping at least, right? Hello? A mask? I'm just connecting to the acon. It speaks. He who painted this world, seeking what he could not grasp, longing to share with those he loves. Behind his smile, what could it be?

Sadness. Okay. Anger? Oh, okay. Something happens? Oh, well, that's not what I wanted to have happened. Fuck! Well, shit.

That sounds pretty good. How much does this do? That's carve a path. I don't know how this works. No. Oh. Can I kill him? Yeah.

Uh, yeah, let's just stop here. Big dick, big dick. Oh, big dick. Uh, let's actually not use that. That's right. That's right. You're dead. I'm about to pull him in the dirt, bro.

I'm about to pull him in the dirt. No, go, go, no. That's right. That's right. What you're laughing, bitch. You're dead now. I'm gonna be honest, bro. We cooked the fuck out of him.

That went so well. I'm shocked. That went so well. Give me one second. Well, we fucked him up, huh? The guy got destroyed. I'm thinking of myself. I mean, like, I got a lot of those upgrade.

tokens again. Why don't I use them again? I feel like we should use the upgrade tokens again, right? How are we feeling about that? Uh, it's not enough damage. I feel like I just want to give them more damage. Luck? You want me to do luck? Mm-hmm. Let's just go damage.

Just big dick damage, man. Big dick damage. Yeah, what are we talking about? We get a little bit of this too. Such an easy decision. Agility, mega agility. Yeah, I try to make. her fast and shit. Okay, what am I doing again? Right, camping. I feel like I already did these. Like I'm trying to, like I'm just trying to style on them, right? Do as much damage as I can. Okay, upgrade weapons again. So we're gonna do the Trebuche. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do two, two and one.

So we're gonna do this one right here. And then we're gonna go do this one right here. And then we're gonna go do, Oops, I fucked up. Luna no level. I don't give a fuck about that bitch. Like, we're using, where's the right one I'm using? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that way I keep everything leveled up.

Sacrile Monaco in the camp? No, the thing is, like, they're good, but like, am I crazy for thinking that, like, the other ones are just way better? Like, because that's the way that I feel about it, right? like i mean because like right now i have a really good team and we've got a really good thing going on and so it's like why am i really trying to change that luna's go to well yeah and the thing is also like i think that she has that bullshit now where like she gets apy when i use stains too which means that like she can do a full-on mayhem every single time which is fucking crazy monoco's best for a lot of big king

boss fights. Manoko is? Yeah, I could see him being good. Like right now, I just feel like, I feel like we have such a good team going on though. Like everything is perfect. All I need to do is just keep doing the same shit. Let's go this way now. This is the other path. The path that's trap. Oh shit, what the fuck is this? Damn, what the fuck? He gonna eat me too? Welcome to hell. Yep Oh New music too No shit

No shit Normally I enjoy a little destruction But this doesn't feel right Uh oh Let's kill these guys Oh my bitch Everyone's dick right But now's an early in character

Yeah I just Oh okay Um It's kind of annoying I don't know if it can apply defenseless to them right now or not. I guess we're gonna find out. Yeah, sorry. Oh, I shouldn't have done that.

That was a mistake. Um, I guess we'll kill this one. Not quite enough damage. See, like right now, I could use that elemental shit, right? Like that big dick elemental attack, because I have one of each. You see what I'm saying? That's why I was trying to get it. He burns and dies right there.

What an easy. game. Easiest game of my life. I don't even know what these mobs do. Who cares? Who cares what they do? Because I'm thinking even like, I could play it differently too. Oh. Oh. Oh. He ugly. Okay, let's rest. Well, actually didn't even need to rest, but that's okay. It doesn't matter. Okay, so there's a purple. Wait, what? Oh shit. I didn't see that. Thanks. This is three dick suckers, right? Yeah, it is. Man, that's a lot of fucking damage.

Bro. This is a joke? This is great. All we do is win. So I could just go and farm these bitches all the way up to get my weapons leveled up too. I should fucking do that. Don't get cocky? Yeah, I know.

I know that. No, you're right. That's smart. I'm going to just start popping them off, bro. Got him, got him. What have we here? What's all that shit, bro? I just pull out the gun.

I just pull out the gun and shoot him, man. That's all it takes. I shoot him with the gun. What's this ugly fat bitch doing in my game? What do you want? Where's his eye? That's Carvapas. He's not have his eye out.

He's gonna break, too. He's gonna break him. Hit the W. Got out of him. Interesting. Powered attack when I resist the damage shot. I don't know if that's good or not. I feel like that's probably good.

But like, I could see that being good, but I could also see it being not good. So is that, I guess that's probably like where I just came from, right? And I guess it's probably right. Yeah, yeah. And so we got to check this area too. Go to expert, please. That's just the way it is.

Where the hose at? To be fair, I might actually take damage from one of these mobs. I might not, right? But I'm just saying it's possible. Yep. I was just kidding about taking damage, by the one. We all knew that wasn't actually going to happen. It's not going to happen.

You see it in this tower, how his build holds up? Oh, I'm... That's really good. That's big good. God damn, that's big, big good. Yeah, I don't even know what any of these... mobs do i just it by playing this is making me worse at the game because i just keep killing them so easily nice what's this wait that that was there something i do here no you got skills on the piano

i know i know trust me guys oh oh wow a window especially yeah bro tell i tell that to street that's eskier you hear about like there's some roaches that are trying to like sell plushies of Esquier and like the dev had to go on Twitter and be like these are fucking like bootleg things don't buy them by Jesus uh let's go over here yeah let's go over here and now now we get to fight I guess the boss roaches can't stop yeah I know I'm gonna be real like we beat the fuck out of them oh they respawn I probably should farm these guys for uh levels and for weapon upgrades I should probably do that

Maybe I should do that As a mask It seems concerns Seemed with the Axon It speaks He who cannot fight fate Behind his scowled emotions blade But in shadows temper fades

What am I a mask of? Sadness Okay I guess it must be anger right I mean everything's on fire It's got to be anger right Yeah see he's made You knew he was fucking mad

Just look at his face How mad he was What do you want? bitch the waste what a waste I'll do too I'm gonna just do a little bit on this one too oh I shouldn't have done that actually that was a mistake I made a mistake I'm ready I think I can kill in three hits okay so I have two more oh oh did you ace that no the hat hit me way more damage in soda of course just the way It is.

It's just how it is, guys. It's life, right? I mean, shit. Yeah. Got me shot. I think I saw one more pass. Okay, I got to take a break. I got to take a break.

I'll kill a couple more of these and fuck around for a minute. I wonder, can I still even do this? Or am I locked out now? Yeah. No, almost boss? I know. I'm going to save this. I'll kill a few more of them

I'll kill a few more of them and get my weapons upgraded though Like I just like It's actually crazy how O-P I am Don't over-level I feel like I'm not really over-leveling Am I like Why farm them?

You guys don't want me to farm You poor math Do I stop farming? Yeah I get it guys, I get it I get it, it's okay Like I just I set myself up to win and you know people just don't they don't like to see you rise right They don't want to see winners win

Yeah, that's crazy Small dick gameplay. I love how you say that as I perfect parried every attack from the new monster. I had no experience with I immediately wiped him out of the game Instantaneously, but somehow I'm the problem get the fuck out of here pussy. Shut up Yeah like he got his ass beat. Watch how I do this. Watch, watch, watch, watch me do this, watch me do this real quick.

Bob. Boop. Boop. I'm just, you know what? Shoot him up. Yep. America out of 10? Yeah.

Yeah, I just shoot him. I feel like I'm not getting an upgrade token. Maybe I only get upgrades off the first time I'm going. Anyway, man, that was fun. That was really good. It was an easy game. Really easy game. Do you like being O.P?

Or is it boring? Um, I like starting out not being O.P. And then earning being OP. I don't like being OP from the beginning because then I feel like it doesn't matter. And so like that's the way, wait, she has 18, wait, I have 18 points on Lune that I haven't used. Oh, good luck with the visage. You'll need it. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe I will. So now I can unlock this. This is a, this is a big dick skill for me right here. That's a massive long dick skill. And I'm gonna just get, I feel like I'm probably never gonna use this realistically.

Like this strike storm thing. I feel like I just probably not gonna give a fuck about it. But like I'm doing it so I can get Steeled Strike. And then for her, oh, we get sword ballet. There it is. We actually got it. I'm thinking about, like maybe assigned a skill. Yeah, I will. Let's see, which one do I not really use?

I use this one. I feel like I really just don't use rain of fire. Like, I don't use rain of fire. I'm gonna replace that with, uh, with sword ballot. Spark. No, I use spark just for like a little bit of damage. And sometimes to get a blitz, get a burn up so I can use swift stride to use, uh, piercee or flirt. So I, I don't want to get rid of that.

And, uh, for this, you got something new, right? Strikestorm. I feel like I never even heal, bro. Like, why would I even heal? That's just dumb as fucking. anyway, why would I even do that? So we're going to just use this here. And that way, like, I could maybe use that at the beginning of the turn.

Like, if I use this, the thing is, like, if I use this with my other weapon, because it starts me at C instead of D, that actually probably would be really good. But, yeah, I don't know. You're basically invincible with perfect recovery. I mean, what do you mean I'm invincible? I'm not gonna die. Like, no, you're not. Number one, that's just not true.

Okay, so, I feel like we don't ever really use... Because I was thinking about using this, right, for thermal transfer? Because I could rotation, like, this actually could be, like, crazy good. I feel like I should get rid of... I feel like I should get rid of Ice Lance. I never use Ice Lance anyway. Thermal transfer is bad.

Um, I don't think it's bad. Because so, like, because I'm already accumulating stains through mayhem. And so if it gains 4 AP and I also have green stains, I'm effectively doing free damage infinitely because the AP is like, I thought this out, right? And so, like, that's, that's what I think would make sense. Rock slide? Bro, I don't want to use this dog shit. Why the fuck would I use this dog shit? Like, mayhem is better.

It's better in every case. The thing is that this is going to be super, super, like, check elemental trick. Yeah, but that's probably not going to happen. When I use this, does it remove the stains? I'm assuming that it does. Yeah, okay, because it would be disgusting if it didn't, right? Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. But you get 4 AP?

Yeah, I know that. It's insane damage, yeah, I know. I just got to level up these hose too. Like, this guy's got some Naruto weapon. Who cares about him? Yeah, I mean, I think it goes without saying the amount of time I've been playing this game, right? It kind of goes without saying, I love this game. It's just so fun.

I've been having so much fun playing this game. Like, it's been nuts. Who's your favorite character? Probably Monoco. I think he's the coolest one. Eskiy? I mean, well, I was thinking about the characters I can play. Like honestly, I feel like all the characters are really good.

Like, they're all like good, well-designed characters that make sense. It's been really fun watching plays. Yeah. Like, usually, like, I don't really play games a lot on stream, like, for more than like a day. But I'm pretty invested into this game. And so I just kind of keep, I just want to keep playing it, honestly. Yeah. Like, I just do.

It's been fun. Do you think a game like this as a Souls would be better? No. I mean, you're playing it. Kind of as a Souls-like game anyway, right? I mean, like, the thing is that, like, I mean, you look at my Elven Ring build, like, that was more of a turn-based game than Expedition 33 is. So, like, I mean, it's not even that big of a deal.

Yeah, it's already Souls inspired. Yeah, exactly. What about Doom? I, uh, I didn't think it was, like, like, I just didn't really, I still really feel like like it, right? I mean, that's it. I just don't really like, I mean, it's not like it's bad, right? I mean, like, it's not bad.

It's just a, you know, like, what the fuck, right? Play tomorrow? Yeah, I'm gonna play tomorrow. Yeah, 100%. The ending of Act 2 is peak. Wish you would. Took a poll for games to 100%. Yeah, I mean, it's unlikely that I do it, but like when I do it, I want to do it.

It's been really fun. Rather watch Expedition 33 over Doom. I feel like that's the way a lot of people feel, honestly. I think that's the way most people feel. And also, like, I just felt like Doom, like, wasn't exciting to play. It's not even a bad game. Like, I think it's a 7. Like, it's not even bad, but it's just Expedition 33 is a 10.

And so, like, well, I don't want to fuck with a 7 if I've got a 10. Pakistan got a huge portion in the scheme. No, I didn't see any of that. Doom feels underwhelming. I mean, I just feel, like, again, like, Space Marine 2 set the bar really high for, like, Xbox 360 energy games. and so like when I play Doom which is another in my opinion Xbox 360 energy game

I'm just not really it's not hit Expedition 33 Game of the Year yeah it's game of the year it's gonna win for sure but yeah anyway thank you guys all very much for watching I really appreciate it I'm gonna be back on tomorrow I'm gonna do probably some of the same shit

so anyway guys thank you very much I appreciate it and I can't find someone to film the build what's this here what about Schedule 1 Um, schedule one. I don't know really if I'm going to do that or not. Yeah. Uh, probably like not any time soon, but like, who knows? Anyway, gentlemen.

Peace. See ya.