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Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So yesterday, yesterday I tried this game out, I played it for a little while, and it was amazing. It was a great game. I had a really, really good time. And now, we get to do that shit again! Okay, the manor, all right, load game, confirm. You should go to the manor and maybe learn something. Yeah, or we could get back to the Indigo tree. Noco's usually here.
Starting point is 00:00:34 I wonder where... What the fuck? What? Is that a gestural? Oh, that's not be, please. Stop that, you gotta fight him? Can't you see they're human? No-go's a bit dramatic, but if you're nice,
Starting point is 00:01:00 Snickle will trade you lots of useful items for chroma. It's a vendor. Only worthy warriors. Wait, we gotta beat the shit out of this thing? Mm-hmm. Perhaps the grandest in the Skiy exists too. Are there more gestuals like you? I'd love to meet them.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. You silly scruff. Their village is not far from here. Oh, really? Lune. I know, don't have time for detours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Do it. No. How are you gonna cross the sea? You're so slow. You have no fins. I ain't got no fins. Between here and the painter's Oh Oh
Starting point is 00:01:47 Ghos The best gestural merchant Ever I bet you know a solution Yeah Mm-hmm Damn With the racist comments
Starting point is 00:01:59 Golgah Chief has the answer Just go to the village Okay The middle of our ancient sanctuary Red Trees everywhere you can't miss it Okay Oh I know what that is
Starting point is 00:02:13 I guess you'll get to meet more gesturals. Oh, boy. Oh, that's the vendor! I get talking to the vendor! Merchants across the world, uh, polar artifacts for chroma, the worst powerful items reserved to my least of warriors. Uh, impressed the merchant by defeating them in a duel.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Fuck. Fuck. Those merchants except Chroma? Trade and leave. Okay. Um, fight the merchant. Wait. I have to choose.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Oh, fuck. It's one V one. Okay, let's do it. Oh, fuck. Oops. 200, okay. I'm ready. Shit.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, I can beat him. I can beat him easy. Nice, yeah. No, we got his ass. Too early. Okay. Skills again. Let's hit him with the emulation again.
Starting point is 00:04:09 It's fine. I'm going to beat him. Okay, I didn't beat him. What? Okay. Okay, ah, this is bad. Nice! Nice!
Starting point is 00:04:35 I did everything wrong and I still won. Something special if you might be interested. Okay, what is it? Exposing attack. Base attack applies defenseless for one turn. That's really good. That's big good? Yeah, I think that's big good too.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Should I buy these too? I feel like I probably should. bro we we just ball we ball out bro like ball out okay so i'm gonna i'm gonna put this is what i'm gonna do uh i'm gonna put okay we're gonna we got gustav and so i'm gonna give him i really want to make sure he has marking shots but we're gonna take this around we're gonna take this out and we're gonna replace it with base attack so that way i have everything on base attack so it's built in there and then i can maybe get marking shots as well right Can I get that?
Starting point is 00:06:01 Oh, maybe I haven't used it yet. I haven't done four battles with it yet. Okay, I didn't realize that. Okay, so I'm just going to replace this because I have done it with this one. I'm going to replace this with marking shots, okay? That just seems like the smart idea. Even though it's a little bit less powerful, it's still more efficient. One more battle?
Starting point is 00:06:24 Yeah, exactly, right? That's super easy to do. Okay, so I'm over here. And I also need to upgrade my... I'm gonna upgrade my weapons too. Let me look around and see if there's anything else in this area that I missed out on. Well, that will help. $600.
Starting point is 00:06:51 That's a lot of money. I can't. No, I should be able to. If I go to camp, I should be able to upgrade. That's what it told me. I wonder which way I'm supposed to go. Where's my map? I don't remember coming in through here.
Starting point is 00:07:12 here. Maybe I do remember coming in through here. Yes, I did come in through here. It's the other way. Because I remember, that's where the three dick suckers. You guys remember the three dick suckers? I do. Let's go this one. There's no map. No, no, there is a map, but not everywhere. These dead nevrons. Who could have done this? I don't know. Yes. So you didn't just much. Yes. Damn, bro. She's talking shit. Ooh, that's a I'll shoot you ass. Get the hell out of here, pussy. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Guess we found 68's boat. There's a path through the boat. That anchor doesn't look man-made. Um, I guess we just attack these guys, right? Let's do it. Boom, bitch. It's just two big boys. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Um, I'm thinking how we should handle this. I think we do this. Nice. Skills. We're going to do wildfire again. Oh, they've got a lot of health. Oh, shit. Um,
Starting point is 00:09:09 I don't know really which one I should go with. I think I'm going to start with Spark. Let's do it on him. No. Nope. Nope. You can't win them all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Um. Okay. we're gonna emulation uh how do i change targets escape f okay that didn't work that's fine doesn't matter okay um i'm gonna to attack it's a and d oh i see i see okay it didn't work the way i thought it did all right we're gonna attack this guy nice okay and then we're gonna do skills and then we're gonna do spark on the other one This should kill them. Dead. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Bitch. Double level up. Burrillion. Who the fuck is berillium? All right. Journal, inventory. Let me see. Weapons.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Burrillion. Okay, what does she have? Oh, that's way better. That's way fucking better. Yeah, we're going to use that instead. If you look at the number and you compare the numbers, this number is bigger than the other number. And so that makes it better. Super simple.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Oh, actually, also, let me do this too. So, now that marking shots is already active, we can change that with this one here, Empowering Attack. And then we can use the Lumina for marking shots as well. Why? Oh, because of this. Okay. How many do I have? I'm going to get rid of Dodger, because I actually don't use Dodger anyway.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Okay, yeah, we're gonna use marking shots instead. Seems like a much better idea. Okay. Not a points? No, it's okay. I figure it out. I mean, it's an easy game, bro. Like, easy, easy, easy, easy game.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Okay. And... Perfect. Let's go. Dodger used it all the time, actually? Yeah, but I just don't have to point for it. Fuck, that's a big boy. I can hit him.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I got to hit him. Hopefully it's only one. It's three? What? Okay. Let me help. Oh, now we're big dicking. Oh, now we're big dicking.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Oh. Um, okay, that's dead. Can I use this skill? Yeah, I can. Okay, I'm going to do this. Nice. Nope. Nice.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I'm trying to learn, boys. I'm trying to learn. Uh, let's go ahead. I'm just going to auto them to death. Yeah, I don't even need to do anything else. Nice. Shoot the weak points. I don't know if they have weak points.
Starting point is 00:14:04 The head? Okay. I didn't know that. Why is that one red? It's forging something. So they have intelligence. That's a big boy. Oh, that's a real big boy.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Nice. Okay, we're going to attack him. Actually, let me do this. I break that, might as well. And now I do the attack. And now we big dick him. Wildfire? Mega dick.
Starting point is 00:15:31 We're gonna spark as well. I made a mistake. Okay. Damn. Damn. Damn, bro. He wouldn't fucking around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Not so bad. All right, skills. We're gonna go ahead and do another spark on him again. Nice. And now I'm gonna parry. Oh. That was too slow. I was too slow.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Okay. That was a jump? Yeah, I didn't know that. He'll die. He'll die here. It doesn't matter. Still beat him. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Surreliam. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Look at that. Look at that. So if I compare this one to the other one, the number is bigger, which makes it better.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I knew it. Look at me. Okay, and I came in from this way, right? Yeah, I think I did. Are you liking the game? Yes. Well, that will help. Break damage on base attack.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I'm probably going to use that with Gustav, but I'm not ready to use it yet. I know that there's a flag. I missed a purple. No, I didn't. What, do you think I'm retarded? I didn't miss a purple. Guys, I think I'm retarded.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Jeez, dude. Let me look around the rest of this area, too. Oh, actually, you know what? I'm just going to, I mean, I'm going to have to use this anyway, right? I might as well use it right now. Because I know that there's a thing there. What's on the box? Wait, is this what I think it is?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Oh, shit. Up, up, up, up again. Is this why I think? Yeah, it is. Oh, wow. Those are just platforming. Oh, shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Ooh. Augmented aim. That's massive. Holy shit. These are insane. As soon as anything else I missed here Dude, I don't I'm trying to think like
Starting point is 00:19:12 Should I? Where should I use that? Critical burn? Burning shots maybe? Ah, jeez, I just don't know. I'm gonna give it to her. Yeah, let's give it to her. And then we'll also use some of her buffs. We're gonna give her Oh, she's only got two points left.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Okay, so she can't use anymore. That's fine. So I probably should give her all of the aiming things. But I'm not going to do that right now. Dead energy. I thought she had that one.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Doesn't she have that one? Okay, now she does. Yeah, okay, that's going to be fucking insane. All right, where's that cock sucker? There's that cocksucker. Actually, let me go ahead and do this. Wait, no, I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Skills. Big dick. Okay, we're going to do powerful as well. Nice. And now, Boom bitch Boom bitch I can kill him
Starting point is 00:21:20 Okay Alright How about that What's up there They think they can stop me bro All right they can I gotta go around Move over this way
Starting point is 00:22:05 Oh Oh Deminior What's this never on doing Examine? Doesn't seem threatening to a metal chain doesn't usually carry a mine with it what if we were to give it one let's leave it okay let's let's go find the mine for it oh shit this could be it this is the thing
Starting point is 00:23:14 great a lost in your mind this is it let me go down to the bottom and see if there's anything else special down here okay that that's the bad place we don't want to go there oh all right let's give it to him Hey, hold this. Set something. Oh, I got a new weapon. This is becoming more and more unusual. Screech. Are we bothering it?
Starting point is 00:24:05 This could be bad. Should I kill it now? Oh, that's way fucking better. No? Okay. I will not kill it. I'm a good boy. I ain't doing that shit. Now we're going to go the other way, all right?
Starting point is 00:24:36 It's part of a long chain quest. Thank you. Yeah, I don't want to get back. backseated for like just base gameplay, but for things like that, I actually do want to be back seated by to where I don't accidentally like brick something that would be really cool in the future by just being an idiot, right? Like that's that's what I care about. These maps look so cool. Yeah. Yeah, the game's amazing. Uh, where's the thing? Was it over here? Where'd that go? Bro, there was a flag here. I know there was a flag here. There it is. Okay, number one, let's rest. Number two, let's upgrade abilities. He has six points available.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I'm going to put some points into defense because we don't have a lot of defense points. And then I'm thinking we put a little bit more points into agility. Yeah, we can put three points into agility. Sure, why not? I don't know which one's good and which one's bad. Okay, and then for Mayo, she is just big dick damage.
Starting point is 00:25:58 But I'm going to give her two points of agility just so she's faster. Actually, no. Mega dick damage. Luck gives crit. Adji is by far the best stat. That's fine. I guess, I mean, this does scale. Well, two points into this and then the rest of the mite.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And then for her, we're going to do all into luck. Learn skills. He's got six points. Holy shit! Okay. He uses weapons element. Heels self by 20% of the target is burning. Very high single target damage. Shatter seems really good.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I think Shatter is better. And I can get this afterwards. I can't get it yet, but that's okay. And Mayel. Uh, I think we're saving up for... Yeah, for Crystal Crush. That's right. and then for her we only have two points left and
Starting point is 00:27:48 um for all enemies for three turns that's fucking insane that's also really good too get guard down I think we're gonna get guard up for now and then we're gonna get guard down after that I don't think I should have done that actually I think I should have gotten guard down and then used her
Starting point is 00:28:44 oh man I think I know what I should have done there that that's okay you know what actually can I use the books? Because I have these books, right? Reset? No, it doesn't matter yet. Okay, all right, fuck it. Who cares? Let's go. And I did upgrade, right? I did everything. Yeah, I did. More money. Respect book? No, I just need more points, period. What's up, bitch? Oh. Okay. Um, this is why I have to do. And I'm thinking how I should handle this. I have a strategy, okay? See that?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Oh! Can't win them all! Actually, in fact, I can't even win one. Okay? It'll kill them anyway. You're not an expert? That damage does not add up? No, I am on expert.
Starting point is 00:31:11 What do you mean? Like, you think I changed it off stream so I look better? There's the fucking settings. You fucking retard? Well, that will help. Oh, oh, oh. Three cock suckers. That's a lot
Starting point is 00:31:47 All right, let's do it Nope, wrong one, sorry Nice Um Not really sure exactly how to handle this We got them Easiest game of my life Color Lumino
Starting point is 00:32:56 Ooh, oh, I didn't see that one We can use that 2 AP on dealing damage to a marked target Once per turn Okay, uh, what could I use Attacked? Okay, yeah, I think we could use that Let me think about that just for a minute.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Okay, so if I'm using that and I'm using Mayo, we're also, we're just going to get rid of this, by the way. I don't need this. And so on marked target, because he can mark the target, and then she can deal the damage, and then she gets more attack points. And so we're going to use that instead. And then she also has, wait, 7 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Oh, she has one point left. Excuse me, okay, I got it wrong. And then we're out here. He has two left, and she has one left. Oh, wait. She doesn't have any. Wait, I don't have any of her luminas used. Oh, I'm a retard.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Okay, I didn't even know that. I guess we're just going to use augmented attack, right? Like, I feel like none of these are actually that good. Like, I guess I can use Markshot. Maybe that's good. Because that way, like, I don't know. I mean, I guess we can just put both of these on for now. And for him, is there any luminas I want to use with him?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Okay, we'll put Dodge on, I guess, right? Why not? Crit chance on burn would be nice, but that's okay. Okay, that's decent, right? Okay, we're good. Let's go. See, like, since I played metaphor, I'm always really, like, hesitant to use, like, spells. Who is it? Who is it? Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Because, uh, let me go this way first. Wait, what's this? Ooh. Expedition 68. Elidae, it's a miracle any of us survived. We were caught in the maelstrom. One side first, okay, I will. We lost the moon and the stars.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Condemned to a never-ending darkness of punishing rain and raging clouds. The painter sent a storm to overcome us. But it is we who have overcome the storm. After surviving that, crushing those neverons was almost an afterthought. strength and resilience it's how we survive that storm and it's how we grabbed victory oh it was an ink bath we squeezed those nev's dry but this new one looks tougher than the others uh-oh that looks like we're gonna fight a boss up this way okay so people said to go the other way first ink bath well no it makes sense because their blood is ink because they're made by the painters
Starting point is 00:35:57 That's the logic. What's the fat boy doing over there? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Easy. Too easy. Is there a one-nine to shoot from here? No, it looks like there's not. Okay, let me go fight Fat Boy here.
Starting point is 00:37:04 What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? Wait, oh, it didn't work the way I thought it would. Uh, oops. That's fine. That's fine. That's okay. He shields the out. Wait, what? Huh? That's right. Do it. Do it, bitch.
Starting point is 00:38:40 That's right. We're gonna get this guy right here. Oh. And we're gonna do one base attack. I think we're gonna get on this guy. Probably, no, no, let's get on this guy here. Nice. Okay. Spark again. Let's kill this guy first. Nice, another one?
Starting point is 00:39:19 Well, she has her buff for the attack, so I'm gonna go ahead and attack with this one here. Nice. Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh, he going all in! Um, I don't know really what the main thing I should do what these points are. Actually, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh, bye. Bye. Oh, that my marching shot him. Damn. Bro, they got annihilated. All right. That was really good. I wore the other one. Or to Ottawa.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Oh, there it is. Oops. Oh, that's huge. That's big good. Okay, I think that we did everything here. I'm fairly certain that we did. And we'll go back this one. Right?
Starting point is 00:41:22 Where the hell did I come from? I'm trying to remember how the hell I get over here. Maybe it's this way? Yeah, it was that way. Okay. All right. Have you fought the mime here yet? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:41:38 Did I miss something? Did I miss something or not? No? Okay. Damn, look at this place. This place is all kinds of fucked up. Ooh. Oh shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Let's heal up. Let's heal up. This one is gigantic. Avoid those at all costs. Huh? How about that? You want a little bit of that? How about that? That's right. We'll move up this one.
Starting point is 00:42:50 The sneaky one. Fuck. Fuck. Ugh. That's right. We gotta break it. Jesus Christ, it's not taking any fucking damage. Nice, we got another one.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Okay? Can I do this one? No, I can't. Jesus. Another spark? Actually, what else can I use? Target becomes weak to fire. Let's do that.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Swiss right, yeah. Oops. Okay, uh, let's go ahead and get a revive. That was a mistake. Okay. Here. That's why we have three resurrects. I'm gonna use this one here.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Feel the burn. It doesn't matter, guys, it doesn't matter. Oh, I only have, wait, I only have two. Oh. You can't need to snap. Lune, watch out. It's just what happens. It's just what happens, boys.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Alright, it's all down to this. It's okay. We're gonna beat him anyway. Okay. That's right. What fuck? It won't matter. I'm gonna die anyway.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Okay. I'm not dead. I'm not fucking dead. I'm not fucking dead. We're gonna go all the way. What difficulty is this? All of them. Let's see if I can get this right this time. Let's do it. It's this fucking wall this dick sucker makes, man. That's the problem. If it wasn't for that wall, everything would be fucking fine. It could have been worse. Uh, yeah. Alright, now we're overcharged. Um, items. No, he's not gonna die.
Starting point is 00:49:47 He not gonna die. He's fine. He won't die. He won't die. I told you he wasn't gonna die. I told you he wasn't gonna fucking die, boys. Let's go. There it is. Now we big dick on him. Now we big dick on them.
Starting point is 00:50:20 For those who come after. Yes. Yes. All right. 400. Bro, what was that? damage he's getting absolutely destroyed that's right that's right see that was almost bad those burn stacks bro he got destroyed he got annihilated he got beat once you break him it's over
Starting point is 00:51:21 yeah i know i just uh that shit was hard like i was having i was having trouble on the beginning oh what's this what's this what you want fat boy Don't you want a little fat bitch? Take his bitch. Let's have to run out. Oh, shit. Virgin. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I don't think they have a... I don't think he has a weak spot. Oh, you're not taking any damage. It's fine. We're just going to take him out. We're going to take him out. It's not a far. I couldn't...
Starting point is 00:53:26 Okay? I'm exhausted. That's bad. That's really bad. You know, you think? You can I should do it? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Smart.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Damn! Uh, nice. Okay, um, I think I have to set them on fire. Get ready. Yes! Okay. All right, let's take them out. For those who come off.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Got them. Let her out. Let her out, fat boy. Okay. Um, yes. Yes. Yes. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Should I heal? Like I think I'm gonna heal. I'm gonna heal. Okay Pierce right I use pierce. Yes. Yes Basic attack. He gonna eat this bitch again? He is fucking hungry. God damn. Nice. Get ready. Five. It's pretty good, right? Hey yeah, it's pretty good. I'll take it. Okay. Um, I don't know if I'm doing the right thing or not. Doesn't matter. We beat him. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Fuck him out of heels. Let's heal the fucking team before we do it. Yeah, I didn't have a break skill, so I couldn't break it. That's what happened. Okay, we're just gonna go, we're going all in on them now. It's not a big deal. I wanted that to happen. Careful by her.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Let's dance. Yes. Got me on that last one. That shit was fast. I don't need any more points on her. So there's no reason really for me to go in there and do that. Okay, I can't do that. Just do this. Okay. It's fine. For those who come off. Nice. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Okay. Um, I think we're gonna just, we're not gonna, yeah, no, it's okay. Heel, not yet, no, I'm gonna let her die. That way we can use the heels later on. It might not make sense, but it does. Actually, I'm gonna use it now. Okay, nice, nice, okay. He can eat this bitch, that's fine, this is fine, I want, I want him to eat her.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Okay, okay, now I accept to dodge. Do it right, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, does not matter. For those you come after. There it is. Okay, this isn't looking good. Oh my god, oh my god, that was a real motherfucker, wasn't it? God damn. Oh, I got a new weapon too. Oh shit. Inventory weapons. Okay, let's see. Abyserium. Okay, this one's not as good. It probably does something else. I don't know what it does. Okay, so for that, I have a counterattack bonus. Which one do I want to use really is my counterattacks? Um, base attack. I feel like all this is good. Um,
Starting point is 01:08:08 Crit Chan's AP on killing an enemy. I feel like I don't really need this one. So we're going to get rid of this one and we're going to get counterattack instead. Mayo, it's busted on. You're probably right, honestly. Let me see if I can use another one. I'm just looking around. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Yeah, we're going to go with that. Mark shots on Mayo. Yeah, let's do that. That's smart. We can always get dodged that way too anyway, right? might as well. Okay. Yeah, all this is good. Yeah, I just want to make sure, actually, oh, wait, let me double check. Okay, marking shots, augmented aim. That's good. And then, right. Okay, so she does have that.
Starting point is 01:09:24 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. We, we got, we have what we need. Energy, that's what I got. I had to make sure I had that. Oh, thank God. Okay, E. Okay, let's rest right now. upgrade attributes Okay, and we're gonna do Ah, we'll do a little bit of points in the mite Let's put more points in the mite, let's do that And then we're gonna do for her She got six points
Starting point is 01:09:56 Big Dick We're gonna do agility a little bit with her Actually, no, no, no, let's just do more luck Okay, and then learn skills Let's see what we've got for skill points Okay, we need one more point for this one That's insane, I think I'm gonna get that Yeah, right? Okay. And then for mail, we still don't have the points for the crystal crush. Good for breaking? Yeah, well, I don't have anything else that can break besides that. Where'd that fat boy go? He's gone. Let's go this way. Assign skill. Oh, does it work that way? It does. Okay. Okay, I don't need that. Wait, there's two of these? That's obviously a boss room. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be.
Starting point is 01:11:41 going to go into that yet you skip the area wait did i what you can always go back after no worries you're right you're right so true maybe there's not a oh no remand okay there is fat boy oh that's a big but damn oh he's mad yeah he is all right let's do it goblino can i just a fucking restart. I thought it was a jump. At least he doesn't have that much health. Okay. Get ready. It's only two. Okay, that's fine. I should have just resurrected them. Damn, that's a fat bitch, huh? God damn. Let me go over here first. Perry or dodge those jumps? Yeah, well, I thought I could, um, I thought I could jump, right?
Starting point is 01:14:42 because I thought it would be like a shockwave. This building has a sudden. Jump is yellow. Yeah, I was just expecting yellow to pop up. Got him. Yeah, using those guns is insane. I feel like I should use that way more. Oops.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Surprise, bitch. I thought I was going to kill him. Easy. Easy. You should try to take advantage of an element of weakness. I will once I understand and learn it more. That's another fat bitch. That's a fat bitch.
Starting point is 01:17:19 Let's get him. Oh, I shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake. Um, I'm debating what to do. Now I get more points. Oh. He's trying to fake me out.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Damn, that did a lot. Damn, that did a lot. I didn't expect that. An energy tense That's good I think Oh Hey hey
Starting point is 01:19:09 Mayelle carries Yeah she was big damage That's right Yeah she's really good It's like using that gun and everything It really helps out a lot too Yeah Oh I got even more I got more in me
Starting point is 01:20:11 Bap Damn I didn't even need to do any bro he just solo that shit Okay, so we cleared everybody out. We cleared everything out. All right, nice. Don't forget you shoot with any character before using an ability? Yeah, I know. I know. I didn't see this over here.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Nice. That's pretty good. That's actually really good. You see, like, we go and we do around it, right? Far left. Go to the far left. Okay. We got to look that way. Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, what's this? Who's this? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:21:37 Purple? Oh, I didn't see it. Now I see it. Well, that will help. Illumina, that's good. That's really good. I think I... Oh, I didn't go up here. Okay, let's go up here.
Starting point is 01:22:01 That's another fat bitch. Oh, that's a fat bitch. Oh, we got him. All right, let's get it. Okay. That's right. I can't quite kill him. Damn it, man.
Starting point is 01:22:47 I almost could. Careful, my arm. I could have, but I didn't. That's a lot. That's an ass load. God damn. Fuck out of you. No damage, too.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Yeah, I just shoot him with the gun, man. I'm telling you, like, this gun really does work for me. What the hell is over here? Looks like a bunch of nothing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. All right. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:24:13 We can do something. I don't know where I should go. I'm not really sure. Oh, I see. That's why I have leave. Go back? Well, no, I didn't know if I missed something. That's all.
Starting point is 01:24:39 That's why I did that. That's a big cock sucker. Give me a minute. I mean we're pretty much we're not completely full so like I'm gonna just I'm not just full up what what it's fine okay oh oh he didn't like that's annoying damn that's annoying show me do with the other one or rising every quake in fear not quite
Starting point is 01:26:28 Tchka stuff. Chroma is flowing. Burn. Just the way she goes. It's fine. Spill some ink. It's fun. The fuck?
Starting point is 01:27:11 What the fuck? Okay. This isn't looking good for me. This is looking really bad for me. Yeah, like really, really, really bad. Yeah. Okay, got it. I understand what to do now. The zombie deal. Okay, uh, let's do it The trick shot? Yeah, it tricked me. This is real in-game boss. It's not an in-game boss. It's fine. Wait, did I uh? I
Starting point is 01:28:10 I didn't. Can I just restart? Like this one here, can I just restart this one? Yes, okay. That just did not go well, right? I mean like, yeah. I mean, there's no reason there's no reason to even continue that. right I mean like I already got fucked we just got to survive this first attack I just I have to dodge okay okay okay that's so bad nice careful my L okay okay he doing another one oh oh okay I have logic to this Damn, I would have parry to all those. Okay, this is, this is really good. Yes.
Starting point is 01:31:03 Yes. For those who come after. Yes! Well, I can't use that again. Okay. Okay. That hurts. Okay.
Starting point is 01:32:21 Something, right? No mistakes. No fucking mistakes, boys. No fucking mistake. Zero. fucking mistakes. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Okay. Yes. I hit the wrong button. I just straight up hit the wrong button. I got confused. For those who come off. Damn. Yeah, damn. I thought I had it. Yep. That's right. Trumbed-Dombam. What the hell is it
Starting point is 01:34:51 Trumbah Dombum. Ah, this one, the number's bigger. Free aim shots deal damage to an additional random target. That's level four. Okay, so if I'm doing that, should I just recalibrate her? I feel like I should recalibrate her. No? Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right, that's fine. You can use that.
Starting point is 01:35:35 That went pretty well. Like, I, uh, that boss was kind of annoying. I didn't feel confident that much like parrying him so I was just like okay like I knew I knew we could get his ass right I don't know I mean I thought maybe it dropped something wait where the fuck do I go I see I see it up there I see it up there
Starting point is 01:36:20 you said I got a new buff let me see pick those energizing break AP on breaking that's not even good okay we did it break barely happens yeah I mean like it'll be good for Goose stuff and like i'm probably going to level it like later on in uh in in the game just like not right now i just don't really feel like it's high value pass it breaks a very situation yeah yeah i just i'm not seeing it now we rest and we get everything ready now now we fuck this boss um this got he always
Starting point is 01:37:16 dies bro like he dies all the time i'm gonna give him another point and for her we're gonna give her more agility and for male we're gonna give her She got six points. Six points of luck. Are we feeling about six points of luck? Big Dick luck? What do you guys think about this? You know, big dick luck?
Starting point is 01:37:44 Yeah, let's do it. Learn skills. I'm going to go with that for sure. Can't use this one yet. I can't get that one yet either. Like, that would be really good if I had heels, but like I just don't really feel like... Turn start.
Starting point is 01:38:40 That's eight points, though. I don't know. Yeah, I just, I'm not sure. All right, let's get this bitch. Let's get it. Now this time I beat him. It's a learning experience, right? Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:39:24 Oh, I didn't realize he had that up. Right, he resisted. Got it. Yes. I don't think this is going to be a kill attempt, so I just want to practice. Oh. Now what?
Starting point is 01:40:44 Wait. for those who come off. Nice! That's right. Can't do shit. We'll get better and we're gonna beat it. We'll get better than we beat it. Revive? No, it was cooked. Like we were cooked right from the beginning.
Starting point is 01:42:28 Like this shit was cooked right from the beginning. It was over. Like, let's be honest, right? I just can't get it, bro. I just cannot fucking get it. Okay? I shouldn't even do that, I don't think. Okay? Let's do it. Got it. All right, that's always one. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:44:20 We do what we can. Okay, uh, we're just gonna keep stacking fire debuts. You guys think E? Yeah, I thought so too. Like, you know what? Let's try it. Damn, bro, what the? He got dick. Oh! He didn't like that at all. For those who come after. Got him. Nice. He got staggered.
Starting point is 01:45:22 Okay. Now we cook them. What am I thinking? What am I doing? And just do base attack. I really don't know what the right play is right now. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:46:13 Okay. Here we go. Get the clock. Nice. When we are locking the fuck in. Let's go. Nice. Yes.
Starting point is 01:47:48 I don't know what to do. Kill him? I think you're right. This should kill him. Break, bitch! Yes! I can't do any skills. I have to kill him with this.
Starting point is 01:48:31 Shit. He's gonna heal. Nope. Fuck, bro, we beat the fucking shit out of him. He got destroyed. Nice. God damn. That was scary.
Starting point is 01:49:23 Gassav, wait! It seems peaceful. As long as we don't touch the flowers. the flowers. Yeah, let's not get too sentimental. It's still a painter's creation. Oh shit. Damn, Meyer, what was that?
Starting point is 01:50:01 It felt familiar somehow. Gustav. We won't understand what's going on. What the hell? Look, a red tree. The gestural village must be ahead. Oh shit. Okay.
Starting point is 01:50:18 We gotta go this way. You know what never runs are capable of. She'll be fine. Do you have a healer with no heel spell? She's not a healer? She'll be fine. The fact is that right now, I can't do any heels that are
Starting point is 01:50:37 to use the camped upgrade healing. Okay, I'll do that in a bit. Like, yeah, I, that's not the way it works, I don't think. Like, I think that, like, later on, I'm going to full invest into that, but not yet. So now we have to camp. May L's night, but whoa, shit.
Starting point is 01:51:08 Oh, damn. Almost got him. Still too far. Out here isn't what I expected. As expected. Hey. You okay? Death out here is not like death in Lumia, is it?
Starting point is 01:52:30 I... I thought I was used to losing people. I've have a foster child, right? Like that. On the beach. Yeah. Yeah, he fucked him up. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:52:53 Neverons we were prepared for, but not. And now we finally found other survivors in it. You know, that's the insidious thing about the gommage. It's predictable, almost gentle. It makes Lumiere complacent and accepting, but the gommage is equally violent than death. Death is just as final. Yeah. I've been having nightmares.
Starting point is 01:53:28 Yeah. Me too. Look. If death approaches, I want you to run. Oh, no, no, promise me. Run. Oh, especially if we meet the man from the beach. We can't face him. You see him. Yeah, that guy's an asshole. You run. Only if you do the same. Oh, I'm running as soon as I see a strand of white hair.
Starting point is 01:53:52 Trust me. You won't even see me. I'm running so fast. Oh, please. You're an old man. I cannot outrun you any day. Damn. Yeah, right. There was a time when the... 30 was young, you know. Hmm. Sure. Wow.
Starting point is 01:54:13 What's this? Surprise to find you here. Oh, I thought that was a boss. I hope we can trust him. Probably not. Well, at least we can upgrade our pictos. Oh. Creator offers you to service.
Starting point is 01:54:46 Okay, upgrade weapons. Uh, Currator can upgrade weapons, a list of available weapons, current character, sort of alphabetical power. Okay, good. All right, weapons are main source of attack. Power weapons can be latent, scale their damage from attributes. Okay, that's fine. Curator can upgrade your weapons using chroma catalysts.
Starting point is 01:55:09 Okay. Well, oh, and these are the levels. Okay, I get it. So I should only really level up the ones that, like I shouldn't level up one that looks like this, right? Because like if I do, then it just doesn't have like any stats. Because there's like, there's like no set bonus to it. So like none of these are really that good.
Starting point is 01:55:45 And so like, I'm not even going to upgrade his weapon because like we don't have a good version of that. And we only have one prolished chroma catalyst. So logically, we would want to upgrade. Um, well, we'd want to upgrade to this. Because this would be level four. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Pretty fucking simple.
Starting point is 01:56:14 Easiest game of my life, by the way. Okay, good. And we don't care about any of these. What about this? Fire skills cost one SAP. 20% increase fire damage with skills. That's actually really good. That is really, really fucking good.
Starting point is 01:56:33 But like right now, I just don't really have... Like, good for your build? Yeah, no, it is. It's just that, like, right now I already have this. And so I don't think I need to put time into that. And then what about... upgrading the expedition resources. What's this? Illumina points for each character. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:03 So we got one of these, a shape of health. So we got a healing tent upgrade. I'm thinking like five of each, right? Yeah, if anything we're going to do, mail, we're going to give her 20. Then I'm not going to use all of these yet. Like I could, but I'm just not going to. Okay. Okay. I think critical burn probably is the best one there. And I mean, dead energy, easiest decision ever. And I think free aim damage is good with her because of her weapon. Yeah, let's go with that.
Starting point is 01:58:42 Okay. Counter damage is good? Yeah, counter damage is good if you're good, which is why it's not good. Okay. I mean, I cooked the fuck out of them last time, right? Like, for sure. But, like, that was one time. You'll get good?
Starting point is 01:59:02 Yeah, yeah, I know. plenty of counters yeah we'll figure it out it's okay told you gesturals were real damn you did not well I thought it what did the gesturals survive out here I'm not sure those little fucking weird things I can't wait to ask them go to sleep right in the journal this time right oh should writing in a journal
Starting point is 01:59:48 writes about the arm they created for him is incredible useful for the water type and everyone's one time as apprentices will read everything everything he wrote. For those who come after. Damn, okay, I didn't even know what that was. Okay, uh, let's go to sleep. I'm increased by the might attribute, weapon, scale, specific attributes, okay.
Starting point is 02:00:14 Did Noko tell you anything more about the village? So it's that red shit, right? Ancient sanctuary. Okay, I'm fully upgraded. We just, we do a little bit of this. We gotta do a little bit of this. I'm gonna try out my new weapons and shit. Bob!
Starting point is 02:00:41 Bo? Uh, let's go ahead and let's do... Uh, let's do the big boy. That's right? So if I shoot him... Oh, damn, it does work that way. Uh, reloaded. Oh.
Starting point is 02:01:44 I can't quite get him. I thought I could get him, but I couldn't... We can kill him with this stuff. Gustav, don't touch. Nope. Nope, bitch. That's right. We got versatile.
Starting point is 02:02:09 That's good. Ooh, it's got to be this. This is it. Ancient sanctity. Oh, I hit the wrong button. That's a lot of red trees to search. Camp? I was already checking.
Starting point is 02:02:38 I was already camping. Wait, I hear something. It might be never ones. Be careful. Okay. That's a nice. place. I might kill that blue thing. I don't know what the fuck that is, but I'm going to kill it. Whatever it is, it's about to die. Okay, uh, let's go ahead and get some more points into, uh,
Starting point is 02:03:07 probably let's get some defense. Yeah. And then we're going to get for her, uh, we're going to put more points into just damage for her. And then for male, we're going to put points into, uh, might again for her. And then we're going to look at skills. So can he do anything yet? No, he can't, because he just got shattered. That's right. And she needs one more point for this, and then she can't do shit until she gets one more. Okay, there it is.
Starting point is 02:03:43 I'm supposed to hit this thing? What the hell? Okay. Oh my God, it's got a lot of health. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got his ass.
Starting point is 02:05:26 I have to. I didn't want to, but I have to. Jesus Christ! You play this fucking game with me. I can play this fucking game. Let's play this fucking game. Fucking bullshit. Ah, boat, babe.
Starting point is 02:06:39 He's getting God. For those who come off, see ya. Suck on my dick. What a little cock sucker that was. What a huge cocks. Wait, did I just get what I thought I just gone and got? I does go on and get it.
Starting point is 02:07:10 Are those like, uh, fucking, uh, the little, uh, fucking things that run away and shit? Who goblins? Yeah, okay. I want to upgrade actually... Should I upgrade right now? Like, I'm thinking about should I upgrade right now or not. Like, because... Ooh, I'm thinking that I probably should, right?
Starting point is 02:07:36 But I'm just deciding, like, I mean, do I really want a full invest into... Because, like, that one girl, like, so, like, if I use that... Like, I feel like I probably should use... Like, I should upgrade... It was a mistake for me to have upgraded the number four. Wait, no, it won't matter. It doesn't matter. No, I didn't make a mistake. No, I didn't. I didn't.
Starting point is 02:07:59 Return to camp, bro. You missed a cutscene? No, I didn't. I, I camped already. Look, we're going to camp again. I did this myself. See? I missed a cutscene. Shut up, idiot. I didn't miss shit. Check on the others. Oh, oh. Where's the thing? Oh, there is. Great weapons. All right, so we probably don't. Like, I'm feeling like we just don't even upgrade this shit at all, right? Like, I mean, because he doesn't even have any buffs.
Starting point is 02:08:35 Like, and I'm thinking also like lightning skills, like, I think we go fire. Like, I think we do big dick on fire. How are we feeling about big dick on fire? Yeah. Yeah. Oh! That's right. And so right now we're going to use Gustav as more of a, uh, more of a, like, support character until he gets a better weapon.
Starting point is 02:09:58 Been a long time since I've seen you play. A gestural village. Yeah. I still can't believe they exist. I mean, what other fairy tales are real? This is ultimately a war of information. There's still too much we don't understand. By the way, we beat the fuck out of that bird, didn't we?
Starting point is 02:10:22 Where the paintress comes from? That little blue thing? Why, she does what she does? Who is she? Seventy years, and we still barely know anything. And the men on the beach? Yeah, too many unknowns. But, if we take down the painter's...
Starting point is 02:10:39 At least that gives future generations a chance to unravel the mystery. You seem better than before. Yeah. Holding it together. Shock's sworn off a bit. We can't bring anyone back. But I thought we can keep their spirit alive by pushing forward. And at least there's three of us now.
Starting point is 02:11:12 The mission hasn't changed. Tomorrow comes. Tomorrow comes. Damn. Well, I'm glad I did that. Because now... Now, now we get to finally fucking win. Now, see, now we got our weapons upgraded all the way.
Starting point is 02:11:38 Like, that shit was wild. Like, I'm telling you guys, like, now we're about to cook. Like, do you guys see how much damage that was? Like, how much of an increase that was? That was crazy. That was massive. Insane damage. We got to look around.
Starting point is 02:12:06 So you probably... Yeah, you probably can't re-kill that, right? I mean, obviously. Uh, let's see. Anything here? No. Okay. All right. Oh, shit. That's a big boy, huh? Oh.
Starting point is 02:12:37 Oh. How? Oh. Give me another one of them catalysts things. Upon burn upon burn upon hitting a marked enemy. That's really fucking good. Because, like, we got all that other burn damage going on. Oh, man. I'm thinking about like how do I handle that?
Starting point is 02:13:04 Hitting a marked enemy. I wonder who is really going to benefit from that the most. Like, I feel like I'm going to give this to her because I feel like I don't really give a fuck about this in general. So we're going to go with this burning mark. Yeah. Mayo? I mean, you're right.
Starting point is 02:13:28 I probably should have given it to her, but I feel like her buffs are already really good in general. Right? Like I'm using all three of these. So I just I'm not really seeing it I could be wrong Remove free aim damage No no it's been helping me out a lot
Starting point is 02:13:53 With like all the like the overworld fights I think it's really useful Ooh who's this guy Hello Another expedition 33 Who are you Me
Starting point is 02:14:05 A dream and illusion I don't really remember What I did all this for I miss laughing with everyone Who are you talking about Re-clee who are their names? Why do I forget? Everything is washed away.
Starting point is 02:14:22 The boy has gone... Damn, okay. Damn. What's this? Wow. A lot of dead in everyone's. Who did? Hello?
Starting point is 02:14:54 I don't see any. I think they mean us. They must be gesturals. They're cute, but they're idiots. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh shit. That's a big boy. Damn, that was fast. Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
Starting point is 02:15:40 Okay. Um, nice. God damn. Yeah, no, you're right. I should change the weapons. I forgot about that. Uh, inventory, Lune. Yeah. Okay, good. That'll help me out of it. Yeah, so much of the timing for these is just so fast. He's the Vigor check guy? Yeah, I haven't put points into that at all, so that's what I get, right? It's also what's me casting the spell, too.
Starting point is 02:17:11 See that? This guy's hard. Okay, um, let's see. I guess actually, you know what I should do? I'm just going to get her back up. Revive. Let's revive her right now. Yeah. Nice. Ah.
Starting point is 02:18:07 I didn't understand it. Okay. Now I do. That should have done way more. See ya bitch. What? Okay. Sikarum. What the hell is this Sikarum? Okay. Oh shit.
Starting point is 02:19:00 Don't worry, we don't want to hurt you, Patat. Noco sent us. How do you know their name? I'm supposed to be invincible. Wait, you beat his ass? Did Noco send you to build us a better skate park? If you guys to your village. What's this?
Starting point is 02:19:17 Give me your arm for our skate park and we'll show you the village. Okay. Guide us to your village and maybe he'll make you something better. Ooh. Wait, what are you? How do I know you're lying? I hate liars. Damn.
Starting point is 02:19:39 I think that that's French. You're better with gesturals than humans. They're less complicated. It's not? I don't know. It's just some bullshit. Nice. So I finally got his weapon.
Starting point is 02:20:01 Okay. So now we actually have a weapon for him that's actually good. It's slightly better than what we had. Not amazing. but it's still an upgrade, right? Let me look around, make sure I didn't miss anything. We ain't miss it. Okay.
Starting point is 02:20:31 Let me rest. We just got dicked. All right, that guy was actually pretty hard. Uh, let's go this one. Who's this ugly bitch? What do you want? Oh, he got a gun? He's got a lot of health, man.
Starting point is 02:21:12 I don't know really which one I should go with. Oh, he's weak. fire okay that there you go easy wait a second does weakness stack so like if i make him weak does he become more weak oh you think i should pop them off no okay damn that worked oh gustav leveled up that's good oh i got a catalyst too that's huge these things are fascinating how do they even stand where is he where to go Where'd he go? He's trying to hide.
Starting point is 02:22:43 I should actually healed, honestly. Gotcha bitch. Nine hundred. I'm really trying to kill him in one turn. And we got his bit ass. God fucking damage. Two dead, it doesn't matter. They still got the,
Starting point is 02:23:48 they still got the experience. Um, oh, what's this? Oh, what's this? It's a new weapon? Yeah, I know it's not a good one though, right? Weapon. Okay, light ram. What's this?
Starting point is 02:24:10 Trebushim? Generate a random stain on free aim shot? Who cares about that? That's huge. Is it? Yeah, I don't really fully understand what the stains even are. Is this a boss? No.
Starting point is 02:24:45 Uh, let's go over here. Ugh. place is confusing they built it to make their village harder to find that would make sense i got to find another one of the big boys that's really good all right let's get his ass oh no are you fucking kidding me pretty good i don't know which one i should kill i guess we'll kill this one since it's lower health i actually have no idea nice Yes
Starting point is 02:26:21 Yeah, wait, no Yes Man, it's not looking good It's just so fast, bro I can't react We gotta kill that guy first maybe I'm too slow Okay
Starting point is 02:27:59 Hit the weakness Alright let's get it, let's get it, let's get it I'm gonna go on him I'm gonna go on him Nice Nice Careful my L Dangerful
Starting point is 02:29:04 Okay, all right We got one of them right It's a lot better than how we were doing before Oh other than paying that way Uh I don't know what to do Um She's got no points either
Starting point is 02:29:44 What? Jesus, this is rough. Okay, let's try and do this again. Away from do the thing. Okay, so it didn't even work. Nice. Finally. Oh, it didn't even break it.
Starting point is 02:31:48 Shit! Get ready. Okay. Not so bad Get ready Oh my god, bro I'm just cooked Jesus Christ
Starting point is 02:32:49 Let the ink float Okay Ready to evade Oh Oh my god bro Use sound cues, I just... I can only...
Starting point is 02:33:49 Uh, what were I? Okay, there we go. Good. Shit, I missed. Okay, uh, let's kill this guy again. Alright, good. I should actually use the defense thing on him, honestly. Okay.
Starting point is 02:34:10 Nice. Okay. Alright, this is where we win, guys. Okay, we got hit. Danger. Okay. Okay. Man. A storm is coming.
Starting point is 02:34:55 I'm so cooked, bro. Grace, bro. I just cannot react! Alright? Let's push forward. All the burn. Grace yourselves. Dude, I might be cooked today.
Starting point is 02:36:18 I, yeah, that might actually like, bro, I might be, I might be cooked. I might be cooked. I might just go. like two more tries, I'm gonna stop. Okay. We made the same mistake again. Nice. Nice. It's a lot of damage.
Starting point is 02:37:33 Jesus. Let the ink flow. Okay. Oh man. I just can't do it, bro. like, yeah. The suicide bomb got you? I just, I, I just can't get the timing down.
Starting point is 02:38:54 Okay. It's 800. That did a lot. Nice. Okay, this is where we beat it. Here we go. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 02:39:38 Dude. Let us stain then. Brace yourselves. And feel some evil. Don't get excited, guys. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus, that was brutal, man. Holy fuck, that was hard.
Starting point is 02:40:36 Okay. Um, let me see where I need to go now. Maybe it's this way? I'm not sure. Yeah, I should heal. It's a good idea. Ooh. 63rd.
Starting point is 02:41:08 Damn you. Damn it. I can't believe we crashed into this. Whatever this massive thing is. So much for Gerald's vaunted reinforced front plates. I can't believe we have to abandon the cars already. We're nowhere close to the painters. Definitely have a concussion.
Starting point is 02:41:27 I could have sworn I saw some gesturals running out of that thing. Elucinating. Damn it, Hector. I told you to slow down. Damn, bro. They can't figure their short. shit out. What's this? Oh.
Starting point is 02:41:45 Wait, what the fuck? Oh, I see what it is. Okay, one more. Got it. And how do I get up there? Well, I almost had it. Oh. Can't go in that way. Let's go the other way.
Starting point is 02:42:25 It's got to be this way, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think, right? I think. Let me see. You can never be too sure. Okay, so I have to do each one. Nice. One chroma elixir shard. That's huge.
Starting point is 02:43:23 Okay, good. All right, now let's jump down here. That's big good. Is that mean I can use another one now? No, but if I rest, I do. Okay, what about this one? Wait, did I go here? Yeah, I did. Okay. I confused myself a lot.
Starting point is 02:43:53 Nice! Okay, let's rest. And we're going to put more points into his damage, I guess. And then we'll do that. Then for her, we'll put more points into luck for her as well. And for Mail, oh, we can't, okay. And then for learn skills, we're still waiting on this one here. Nice.
Starting point is 02:44:37 Fucking massive. We just need one more to get that defense thing. A sign? Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, be her. Earth Rising, Rock Slide. Yeah, let's do Crystal Crush for that. Actually, no. I'm gonna replace...
Starting point is 02:45:15 Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's way better. What's that? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. They sound like kids. We must be getting close to the village. Okay.
Starting point is 02:45:51 No. No. The ultimate creation. Wait. Shit. Kind of looks the same as all the others. Invisible. Those are supposed to be more invincible, but this was even more invincible.
Starting point is 02:46:06 Don't get cocky. Look at its equipment. That looks a lot more dangerous than the others. No, seriously. Okay. Fuck. Ultimate skate park George Gistak stuff
Starting point is 02:46:25 Alright Um Uh Earth Rising No, no, no Okay, uh, skills That's a lot of damage Feel the burn I don't know what the th-I-I don't know
Starting point is 02:48:29 That fucking Damn, that was fast Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter For those you come off, Gotcha bitch! That sounds bad. He unleashes his full power. That sounds really bad. Get ready. I couldn't think that fast, bro. I just can't think fast enough, man. Okay, let's go.
Starting point is 02:51:01 Just try. No, I got it. I got this slow. Yeah, but it's just like by the time my brain calculates like what's happening, I'm like, I'm cooked. Okay, here we go. Let's do it. All right, let's do it. All right, we're just going to beat the fuck out of them this time. Let's go. Fuck you. Unleashes his full power.
Starting point is 02:51:53 What the hell is that mean? Who cares? Okay, good. Get ready. Get ready. All right, we got one of them. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 02:52:32 We're trying to stack as many bleeds on them as we can. Grace can't break nice yes time to get decked oh it's time to get dicked for those who come up oh we got him he has been dicked wait did that just say 4 000 damn what the fuck that bitch just got deleted Wow Oh yeah Oh
Starting point is 02:54:37 Yeah Chef's gonna want to meet you Who's chef Chef boyardee The best fighter Oh no not again Mm 25% break damage
Starting point is 02:55:05 That's fucking massive Okay well that's gonna go on Gustav fucking obviously, right? And, uh, let's see here. We're gonna get rid of this. We're gonna do breaker instead. Free aim hit. Do I even really give a fuck about this?
Starting point is 02:55:22 I feel like I don't. I think we should just, we should at least level this up because like, I'm not even really using this anyway. Yeah, like, I mean, I might as well. I just feel like that's smart. Oh, I can just get this too anyway. Uh, we'll get augmented aim as well. Four.
Starting point is 02:55:49 Yeah, easiest game with my life. Three, can't do anything with these. You still have luminos? Yeah, I know I haven't used. I haven't used them yet because I don't know which ones are good. This will be useful. Energy tent. That's very good.
Starting point is 02:56:11 That's big good. Is this where I came from? Yeah, it is. Yeah, it went this way, right? It's this one. Oh, is the other path behind me, too. Hello? An advantage.
Starting point is 02:56:25 Color of lumino. That's really good. Can I go through here? No, I can't. There's still a purple back there? Yeah, I know. I haven't. I'm going to go back.
Starting point is 02:56:38 I was going to go back anyway. Wait. What the hell is this? Oh, it's a shortcut. I see what I'm doing. Okay. We got everything, right? There's a mime there?
Starting point is 02:57:29 No, no. I didn't miss anything, did I? Where? Shortcut. Okay, let me go over there. No, bro, there ain't shit around here. Hey! That's not it.
Starting point is 02:58:54 Okay. When we go back? For a wrong way. How am I supposed to... I found it. Shit. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 02:59:16 So it's got to be in this area, right? All right. It's not through here. No? Have I been here before? I haven't. Great. Great.
Starting point is 03:00:31 Oh. Oh. Bro, this place is huge. What the fuck? Great. Energizing start. One plus AP on battle start. Who would that help me with?
Starting point is 03:00:50 I don't know. But we should use that. That's big good. Yeah, that is big good. Actually, yeah, let's go ahead and put that on somebody. I think probably mail, right? There could be her. Everyone?
Starting point is 03:01:04 Yeah. I'm just deciding who to put it on first. I'm gonna put it on her. Yep, we'll do that one. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? Okay. Easiest game on my life.
Starting point is 03:01:38 Easiest game of my life. Yes. I'm gonna dodge this one. I'm gonna dodge it. I'm about to dodge. Nice. It's fucking massive, yeah. I mean, it's not any question.
Starting point is 03:02:56 You know what? Let me just fucking heal. right now because y'all know i'm gonna get hit by that shit again expe attack is useless what do you mean let's go up here that's the place i was at that will help right is this a new place the very start okay okay we already did this we did that now we go here this is oh fuck Fuck, man
Starting point is 03:04:15 All right, come on. Just do it. Just do whatever bullshit you're going to do. Oh, that's the place that I was at. Nice. Nice. What's in the house? Revive tent.
Starting point is 03:04:40 That's massive. All right. I'm going to take this bitch out right now. Let's go. Let's go. Stick it out. Okay. I hate this cock, suck, girl.
Starting point is 03:05:31 I hate this cock. suffer. A storm is coming. Cover. No bitch. That's right. We're not taking any risks. We're gonna fuck this mine right now. For those who come off. See ya bitch. 400. Oh, I knew I could get it. It'd be easy. See? What? Y'all thought I wasn't gonna get it. I got it. Skins gained, yeah. That was almost pretty bad though, to be fair. Okay, now let's go back over there. Actually, uh, let me just give another heel. Might as well.
Starting point is 03:09:29 Let's move. New hair? That's for girls. Bro, that's just for girls, bro. You can't give a fuck about that? Absolutely not. Fuck that. I'm running away.
Starting point is 03:09:46 Baguette? Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Absolutely not. There's new hair for you? No. I think it's this way. Yeah, it's this one. Okay.
Starting point is 03:10:05 Let's rest, number one, rest. Number two, upgrade abilities. Damage. For her, uh, damage as well. For me, L, guess what we're gonna go with? That's right. Damage. Actually, we'll go with luck.
Starting point is 03:10:25 Because I scale with luck anyway, so it's fine. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ooh, this is big good. Is this as good as I think it is? Yes, okay, that's what I thought. Got about the other bitch. I think we probably go with this right here next. Like, I don't really know.
Starting point is 03:11:24 I'm going to how many points. Like, we just got the... You know, I just noticed we got that Crystal Crush ability. We haven't used it once. We've never used it. A sign? You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 03:11:39 Mail. I never used this stupid shit. You keep spamming burn for no reason? Really? Is it no reason? It's not no reason. The stacks do more damage. Idiot.
Starting point is 03:12:07 Oh. Oh. Oh shit. Interesting. We can go one way or we can go another way. Does we want to go one way or does we want to go another way? How many inventory do I have of those things? I feel I probably should buy some upgrades from my weapon, right?
Starting point is 03:12:46 I'm feeling like we go and we go and we're. get a little bit of that okay it's 830 I'm I might just I just pause here I'm a pause here I'm gonna take a break just get all my character and all my shit locked in and just I find a soon yeah no we're gonna play more of it tomorrow obviously like I mean if it go I mean kind of goes without saying right and like I've been enjoying this game a lot right and uh I just also I need to upgrade this too saca-rombo ooh we don't want to go with that it's just garbage. Okay, and then, uh, we got this here. I feel like we want to level up mayoral.
Starting point is 03:13:33 I feel like we do mayoral, right? And then we're going to do, uh, her as well. Yeah, yeah. No, no, we, we half and half in it, right? You guys see what I'm saying? This is pretty good. I mean, like, I just, I feel like this is the best thing for me right now. Oh, I didn't do my other upgrades. I need to use the bathroom. I think I got everything upgraded at least. So we should be good right now. You get the best Mayo weapon for the whole game.
Starting point is 03:14:32 You defeat a certain last encounter during an event. Yeah, save your chroma for weapons on her until then. We'll see what happens. You know, like if you're playing the game in expert mode, it's going to be harder just in general. Right. And so I'm really not going to worry about it. Weapon was bugged, really? I don't even know. Okay, let me uh, turn to house me. You're doing good? Yeah. No need for heels? No, I mean, like, I, uh, I think heels are useful.
Starting point is 03:15:21 They are. They're really good. It's just that, like, I feel like healing is only really good if you can top. up somebody like 100 to zero like in a game like this that's the only time that it's like actually good and so right now i can't do that and so because i it just sucks and so i'm gonna wait until i have something better if it lets you just drive another hit yeah so she can attack and heal at the same time yeah right now i was doom and if you yeah we're gonna play doom whenever it comes out but tomorrow we're gonna play this i'll tell you that right now we're gonna play more of this this. This is fun. This game's been really good.
Starting point is 03:16:04 How's this game for you? I've been enjoying it a lot. Like, the difficulty that I play it on, it makes it, like, really punishing if you do something wrong. Like, uh, you know, I fuck up a Perry or whatever.
Starting point is 03:16:16 And like, my, my whole team is dead. But it's, you know, like the feast and famine type gameplay, right? Where it's like, it feels really good when you do it right. And it feels awful when you do it wrong. Which is like,
Starting point is 03:16:29 I mean, that that's just the way it is right it's the same like uh what do you call it uh the same as fuck what am i thinking of uh monster hunter you know it's like it's hard to do that but when you actually when you get the hit that's it what do you think of the turn-based elements i mean you realize like i like this is this is i played this game a lot like a lot of this is a fk time like i just left the game on but like i beat this game and i i beat the uh The new game plus, even. Like, I did that.
Starting point is 03:17:17 But yeah. Does it become repetitive, though? No. Do you have a metaphor? Yeah, yeah. What do you think of the art style? I think that, um, so far, I feel like the probability of this winning game of the year right now is like 90%.
Starting point is 03:17:39 I'm gonna be honest. I think it's like 90 fucking percent. It's a very, very, very big number. Very high number, extremely high number. It deserves it. Yeah, well, either way, I think that's what it's going to be. You like the story? Yeah, the game is great.
Starting point is 03:17:55 It's a great game. Like, just straight up, full stop. No exceptions. It's just a great game. So, yeah, that's where I'm at. Yeah, hopefully Sony brings out Asterobot, too, so, you know, this one can get, you know, can lose as well. Anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 03:18:13 I will be back on tomorrow, and we're going to play more of this game then. So until then, gentlemen, thank you all. and I will be back then. Boys? Peace. See ya.

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