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So yesterday, yesterday I tried this game out, I played it for a little while, and it was amazing.
It was a great game.
I had a really, really good time.
And now, we get to do that shit again!
Okay, the manor, all right, load game, confirm.
You should go to the manor and maybe learn something.
Yeah, or we could get back to the Indigo tree.
Noco's usually here.
I wonder where...
What the fuck?
What?
Is that a gestural?
Oh, that's not be, please.
Stop that, you gotta fight him?
Can't you see they're human?
No-go's a bit dramatic, but if you're nice,
Snickle will trade you lots of useful items for chroma.
It's a vendor.
Only worthy warriors.
Wait, we gotta beat the shit out of this thing?
Mm-hmm.
Perhaps the grandest in the Skiy exists too.
Are there more gestuals like you?
I'd love to meet them.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
You silly scruff.
Their village is not far from here.
Oh, really?
Lune.
I know, don't have time for detours.
Yeah.
Do it.
No.
How are you gonna cross the sea?
You're so slow. You have no fins.
I ain't got no fins.
Between here and the painter's
Oh
Oh
Ghos
The best gestural merchant
Ever
I bet you know a solution
Yeah
Mm-hmm
Damn
With the racist comments
Golgah
Chief has the answer
Just go to the village
Okay
The middle of our ancient sanctuary
Red Trees everywhere you can't miss it
Okay
Oh I know what that is
I guess you'll get to meet more gesturals.
Oh, boy.
Oh, that's the vendor!
I get talking to the vendor!
Merchants across the world,
uh, polar artifacts for chroma,
the worst powerful items reserved to my least of warriors.
Uh, impressed the merchant by defeating them in a duel.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Those merchants except Chroma?
Trade and leave.
Okay.
Um, fight the merchant.
Wait.
I have to choose.
Oh, fuck.
It's one V one.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, fuck.
Oops.
200, okay.
I'm ready.
Shit.
Oh, I can beat him.
I can beat him easy.
Nice, yeah.
No, we got his ass.
Too early.
Okay.
Skills again.
Let's hit him with the emulation again.
It's fine.
I'm going to beat him.
Okay, I didn't beat him.
What?
Okay.
Okay, ah, this is bad.
Nice!
Nice!
I did everything wrong and I still won.
Something special if you might be interested.
Okay, what is it?
Exposing attack.
Base attack applies defenseless for one turn.
That's really good.
That's big good?
Yeah, I think that's big good too.
Should I buy these too?
I feel like I probably should.
bro we we just ball we ball out bro like ball out okay so i'm gonna i'm gonna put this is what i'm gonna do
uh i'm gonna put okay we're gonna we got gustav and so i'm gonna give him i really want to make sure
he has marking shots but we're gonna take this around we're gonna take this out and we're
gonna replace it with base attack so that way i have everything on base attack so it's built in there
and then i can maybe get marking shots as well right
Can I get that?
Oh, maybe I haven't used it yet.
I haven't done four battles with it yet.
Okay, I didn't realize that.
Okay, so I'm just going to replace this because I have done it with this one.
I'm going to replace this with marking shots, okay?
That just seems like the smart idea.
Even though it's a little bit less powerful, it's still more efficient.
One more battle?
Yeah, exactly, right?
That's super easy to do.
Okay, so I'm over here.
And I also need to upgrade my...
I'm gonna upgrade my weapons too.
Let me look around and see if there's anything else in this area that I missed out on.
Well, that will help.
$600.
That's a lot of money.
I can't.
No, I should be able to.
If I go to camp, I should be able to upgrade.
That's what it told me.
I wonder which way I'm supposed to go.
Where's my map?
I don't remember coming in through here.
here. Maybe I do remember coming in through here. Yes, I did come in through here. It's the other way.
Because I remember, that's where the three dick suckers. You guys remember the three dick suckers?
I do. Let's go this one. There's no map. No, no, there is a map, but not everywhere.
These dead nevrons. Who could have done this? I don't know. Yes. So you didn't just
much. Yes. Damn, bro. She's talking shit. Ooh, that's a
I'll shoot you ass.
Get the hell out of here, pussy.
That's what I thought.
Guess we found 68's boat.
There's a path through the boat.
That anchor doesn't look man-made.
Um, I guess we just attack these guys, right?
Let's do it.
Boom, bitch.
It's just two big boys.
Okay.
Um, I'm thinking how we should handle this.
I think we do this.
Nice.
Skills.
We're going to do wildfire again.
Oh, they've got a lot of health.
Oh, shit.
Um,
I don't know really which one I should go with.
I think I'm going to start with Spark.
Let's do it on him.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
You can't win them all.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
we're gonna emulation uh how do i change targets escape f okay that didn't work that's fine doesn't matter
okay um i'm gonna to attack it's a and d oh i see i see okay it didn't work the way i thought it did
all right we're gonna attack this guy nice okay and then we're gonna do skills and then we're gonna do spark on the other one
This should kill them.
Dead.
Gotcha.
Bitch.
Double level up.
Burrillion.
Who the fuck is berillium?
All right.
Journal, inventory.
Let me see.
Weapons.
Burrillion.
Okay, what does she have?
Oh, that's way better.
That's way fucking better.
Yeah, we're going to use that instead.
If you look at the number and you compare the numbers, this number is bigger than the other number.
And so that makes it better.
Super simple.
Oh, actually, also, let me do this too.
So, now that marking shots is already active, we can change that with this one here, Empowering Attack.
And then we can use the Lumina for marking shots as well.
Why?
Oh, because of this.
Okay.
How many do I have?
I'm going to get rid of Dodger, because I actually don't use Dodger anyway.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna use marking shots instead.
Seems like a much better idea.
Okay.
Not a points?
No, it's okay.
I figure it out.
I mean, it's an easy game, bro.
Like, easy, easy, easy, easy game.
Okay.
And...
Perfect.
Let's go.
Dodger used it all the time, actually?
Yeah, but I just don't have to point for it.
Fuck, that's a big boy.
I can hit him.
I got to hit him.
Hopefully it's only one.
It's three?
What?
Okay.
Let me help.
Oh, now we're big dicking.
Oh, now we're big dicking.
Oh.
Um, okay, that's dead.
Can I use this skill?
Yeah, I can.
Okay, I'm going to do this.
Nice.
Nope.
Nice.
I'm trying to learn, boys.
I'm trying to learn.
Uh, let's go ahead.
I'm just going to auto them to death.
Yeah, I don't even need to do anything else.
Nice.
Shoot the weak points.
I don't know if they have weak points.
The head?
Okay.
I didn't know that.
Why is that one red?
It's forging something.
So they have intelligence.
That's a big boy.
Oh, that's a real big boy.
Nice.
Okay, we're going to attack him.
Actually, let me do this.
I break that, might as well.
And now I do the attack.
And now we big dick him.
Wildfire?
Mega dick.
We're gonna spark as well.
I made a mistake.
Okay.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
He wouldn't fucking around.
Okay.
Not so bad.
All right, skills.
We're gonna go ahead and do another spark on him again.
Nice.
And now I'm gonna parry.
Oh.
That was too slow.
I was too slow.
Okay.
That was a jump?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
He'll die.
He'll die here.
It doesn't matter.
Still beat him.
It doesn't matter.
Surreliam.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
Look at that.
So if I compare this one to the other one,
the number is bigger,
which makes it better.
I knew it.
Look at me.
Okay, and I came in from this way, right?
Yeah, I think I did.
Are you liking the game?
Yes.
Well, that will help.
Break damage on base attack.
I'm probably going to use that with Gustav,
but I'm not ready to use it yet.
I know that there's a flag.
I missed a purple.
No, I didn't.
What, do you think I'm retarded?
I didn't miss a purple.
Guys, I think I'm retarded.
Jeez, dude.
Let me look around the rest of this area, too.
Oh, actually, you know what?
I'm just going to, I mean, I'm going to have to use this anyway, right?
I might as well use it right now.
Because I know that there's a thing there.
What's on the box?
Wait, is this what I think it is?
Oh, shit.
Up, up, up, up again.
Is this why I think?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, wow.
Those are just platforming.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Ooh.
Augmented aim.
That's massive.
Holy shit.
These are insane.
As soon as anything else I missed here
Dude, I don't
I'm trying to think like
Should I? Where should I use that?
Critical burn? Burning shots maybe?
Ah, jeez, I just don't know.
I'm gonna give it to her.
Yeah, let's give it to her.
And then we'll also use some of her buffs.
We're gonna give her
Oh, she's only got two points left.
Okay, so she can't use anymore.
That's fine.
So
I probably should give her all of the
aiming things.
But I'm not going to do that right now.
Dead energy.
I thought she had that one.
Doesn't she have that one?
Okay, now she does.
Yeah, okay, that's going to be fucking insane.
All right, where's that cock sucker?
There's that cocksucker.
Actually, let me go ahead and do this.
Wait, no, I can't.
I can't.
Skills.
Big dick.
Okay, we're going to do powerful as well.
Nice.
And now,
Boom bitch
Boom bitch
I can kill him
Okay
Alright
How about that
What's up there
They think they can stop me bro
All right they can
I gotta go around
Move over this way
Oh
Oh
Deminior
What's this never on doing
Examine?
Doesn't seem
threatening to a metal chain doesn't usually carry a mine with it what if we were to give it one
let's leave it okay let's let's go find the mine for it oh shit this could be it this is the thing
great a lost in your mind this is it let me go down to the bottom and see if there's anything else
special down here okay that that's the bad place we don't want to go there oh all right let's give it to him
Hey, hold this.
Set something.
Oh, I got a new weapon.
This is becoming more and more unusual.
Screech.
Are we bothering it?
This could be bad.
Should I kill it now?
Oh, that's way fucking better.
No? Okay.
I will not kill it.
I'm a good boy.
I ain't doing that shit.
Now we're going to go the other way, all right?
It's part of a long chain quest.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't want to get back.
backseated for like just base gameplay, but for things like that, I actually do want to be back seated by to where I don't accidentally like brick something that would be really cool in the future by just being an idiot, right? Like that's that's what I care about. These maps look so cool. Yeah. Yeah, the game's amazing. Uh, where's the thing? Was it over here?
Where'd that go? Bro, there was a flag here. I know there was a flag here. There it is.
Okay, number one, let's rest.
Number two, let's upgrade abilities.
He has six points available.
I'm going to put some points into defense
because we don't have a lot of defense points.
And then I'm thinking we put a little bit more points into agility.
Yeah, we can put three points into agility.
Sure, why not?
I don't know which one's good and which one's bad.
Okay, and then for Mayo,
she is just big dick damage.
But I'm going to give her two points of agility just so she's faster.
Actually, no.
Mega dick damage.
Luck gives crit.
Adji is by far the best stat.
That's fine.
I guess, I mean, this does scale.
Well, two points into this and then the rest of the mite.
And then for her, we're going to do all into luck.
Learn skills.
He's got six points. Holy shit!
Okay.
He uses weapons element.
Heels self by 20% of the target is burning.
Very high single target damage.
Shatter seems really good.
I think Shatter is better.
And I can get this afterwards.
I can't get it yet, but that's okay.
And Mayel.
Uh, I think we're saving up for...
Yeah, for Crystal Crush.
That's right.
and then for her we only have two points left and
um for all enemies for three turns
that's fucking insane
that's also really good too
get guard down
I think we're gonna get guard up for now
and then we're gonna get guard down after that
I don't think I should have done that actually
I think I should have gotten guard down and then used her
oh man I think I know what I should have done there
that that's okay you know what actually can I use
the books? Because I have these books, right? Reset? No, it doesn't matter yet. Okay, all right,
fuck it. Who cares? Let's go. And I did upgrade, right? I did everything. Yeah, I did.
More money. Respect book? No, I just need more points, period.
What's up, bitch? Oh.
Okay. Um, this is why I have to do. And I'm thinking how I should handle this. I have a strategy, okay?
See that?
Oh!
Can't win them all!
Actually, in fact, I can't even win one.
Okay?
It'll kill them anyway.
You're not an expert?
That damage does not add up?
No, I am on expert.
What do you mean?
Like, you think I changed it off stream so I look better?
There's the fucking settings.
You fucking retard?
Well, that will help.
Oh, oh, oh.
Three cock suckers.
That's a lot
All right, let's do it
Nope, wrong one, sorry
Nice
Um
Not really sure exactly how to handle this
We got them
Easiest game of my life
Color Lumino
Ooh, oh, I didn't see that one
We can use that
2 AP on dealing damage to a marked target
Once per turn
Okay, uh, what could I use
Attacked?
Okay, yeah, I think we could use that
Let me think about that just for a minute.
Okay, so if I'm using that and I'm using Mayo,
we're also, we're just going to get rid of this, by the way.
I don't need this.
And so on marked target, because he can mark the target,
and then she can deal the damage,
and then she gets more attack points.
And so we're going to use that instead.
And then she also has, wait, 7 out of 10.
Oh, she has one point left.
Excuse me, okay, I got it wrong.
And then we're out here.
He has two left, and she has one left.
Oh, wait.
She doesn't have any.
Wait, I don't have any of her luminas used.
Oh, I'm a retard.
Okay, I didn't even know that.
I guess we're just going to use augmented attack, right?
Like, I feel like none of these are actually that good.
Like, I guess I can use Markshot.
Maybe that's good.
Because that way, like, I don't know.
I mean, I guess we can just put both of these on for now.
And for him, is there any luminas I want to use with him?
Okay, we'll put Dodge on, I guess, right? Why not?
Crit chance on burn would be nice, but that's okay.
Okay, that's decent, right?
Okay, we're good. Let's go.
See, like, since I played metaphor,
I'm always really, like, hesitant to use, like, spells.
Who is it? Who is it?
Okay.
Because, uh, let me go this way first.
Wait, what's this?
Ooh.
Expedition 68.
Elidae, it's a miracle any of us survived.
We were caught in the maelstrom.
One side first, okay, I will.
We lost the moon and the stars.
Condemned to a never-ending darkness of punishing rain and raging clouds.
The painter sent a storm to overcome us.
But it is we who have overcome the storm.
After surviving that, crushing those neverons was almost an afterthought.
strength and resilience it's how we survive that storm and it's how we grabbed victory oh
it was an ink bath we squeezed those nev's dry but this new one looks tougher than the others
uh-oh that looks like we're gonna fight a boss up this way okay so people said to go the other way first
ink bath well no it makes sense because their blood is ink because they're made by the painters
That's the logic.
What's the fat boy doing over there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Easy.
Too easy.
Is there a one-nine to shoot from here?
No, it looks like there's not.
Okay, let me go fight Fat Boy here.
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
Wait, oh, it didn't work the way I thought it would.
Uh, oops.
That's fine. That's fine. That's okay.
He shields the out. Wait, what?
Huh?
That's right. Do it. Do it, bitch.
That's right. We're gonna get this guy right here.
Oh. And we're gonna do one base attack.
I think we're gonna get on this guy. Probably, no, no, let's get on this guy here.
Nice.
Okay.
Spark again.
Let's kill this guy first.
Nice, another one?
Well, she has her buff for the attack, so I'm gonna go ahead and attack with this one here.
Nice.
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he going all in!
Um, I don't know really what the main thing I should do what these points are.
Actually, yeah, I do.
Oh, bye.
Bye. Oh, that my marching shot him.
Damn.
Bro, they got annihilated.
All right.
That was really good.
I wore the other one.
Or to Ottawa.
Oh, there it is.
Oops.
Oh, that's huge.
That's big good.
Okay, I think that we did everything here.
I'm fairly certain that we did.
And we'll go back this one.
Right?
Where the hell did I come from?
I'm trying to remember how the hell I get over here.
Maybe it's this way?
Yeah, it was that way.
Okay.
All right.
Have you fought the mime here yet?
Wait, what?
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something or not?
No? Okay.
Damn, look at this place.
This place is all kinds of fucked up.
Ooh.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Let's heal up.
Let's heal up.
This one is gigantic.
Avoid those at all costs.
Huh? How about that?
You want a little bit of that? How about that?
That's right.
We'll move up this one.
The sneaky one.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Ugh.
That's right.
We gotta break it.
Jesus Christ, it's not taking any fucking damage.
Nice, we got another one.
Okay?
Can I do this one?
No, I can't.
Jesus.
Another spark?
Actually, what else can I use?
Target becomes weak to fire.
Let's do that.
Swiss right, yeah.
Oops.
Okay, uh, let's go ahead and get a revive.
That was a mistake.
Okay.
Here.
That's why we have three resurrects.
I'm gonna use this one here.
Feel the burn.
It doesn't matter, guys, it doesn't matter.
Oh, I only have, wait, I only have two.
Oh.
You can't need to snap.
Lune, watch out.
It's just what happens.
It's just what happens, boys.
Alright, it's all down to this.
It's okay.
We're gonna beat him anyway.
Okay.
That's right.
What fuck?
It won't matter.
I'm gonna die anyway.
Okay. I'm not dead. I'm not fucking dead. I'm not fucking dead. We're gonna go all the way.
What difficulty is this? All of them. Let's see if I can get this right this time.
Let's do it. It's this fucking wall this dick sucker makes, man. That's the problem.
If it wasn't for that wall, everything would be fucking fine.
It could have been worse. Uh, yeah.
Alright, now we're overcharged.
Um, items.
No, he's not gonna die.
He not gonna die. He's fine.
He won't die. He won't die.
I told you he wasn't gonna die.
I told you he wasn't gonna fucking die, boys.
Let's go.
There it is.
Now we big dick on him.
Now we big dick on them.
For those who come after.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
400.
Bro, what was that?
damage he's getting absolutely destroyed that's right that's right see that was almost bad
those burn stacks bro he got destroyed he got annihilated he got beat once you break him it's over
yeah i know i just uh that shit was hard like i was having i was having trouble on
the beginning oh what's this what's this what you want fat boy
Don't you want a little fat bitch?
Take his bitch.
Let's have to run out.
Oh, shit.
Virgin.
Okay.
I don't think they have a...
I don't think he has a weak spot.
Oh, you're not taking any damage.
It's fine.
We're just going to take him out.
We're going to take him out.
It's not a far.
I couldn't...
Okay?
I'm exhausted.
That's bad.
That's really bad.
You know, you think?
You can I should do it?
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Smart.
Damn!
Uh, nice.
Okay, um, I think I have to set them on fire.
Get ready.
Yes!
Okay.
All right, let's take them out.
For those who come off.
Got them.
Let her out.
Let her out, fat boy.
Okay.
Um, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't know what to do.
Should I heal? Like I think I'm gonna heal. I'm gonna heal. Okay
Pierce right I use pierce. Yes. Yes
Basic attack. He gonna eat this bitch again? He is fucking hungry. God damn. Nice.
Get ready. Five. It's pretty good, right? Hey yeah, it's pretty good. I'll take it. Okay. Um, I don't know if I'm doing the right thing or not.
Doesn't matter. We beat him. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Fuck him out of heels.
Let's heal the fucking team before we do it. Yeah, I didn't have a break skill, so I couldn't break it. That's what happened.
Okay, we're just gonna go, we're going all in on them now. It's not a big deal. I wanted that to happen.
Careful by her.
Let's dance. Yes. Got me on that last one. That shit was fast. I don't need any more points on her. So there's no reason really for me to go in there and do that.
Okay, I can't do that.
Just do this.
Okay.
It's fine.
For those who come off.
Nice.
Yes.
Okay.
Um, I think we're gonna just, we're not gonna, yeah, no, it's okay.
Heel, not yet, no, I'm gonna let her die.
That way we can use the heels later on.
It might not make sense, but it does.
Actually, I'm gonna use it now.
Okay, nice, nice, okay.
He can eat this bitch, that's fine, this is fine, I want, I want him to eat her.
Okay, okay, now I accept to dodge.
Do it right, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, does not matter.
For those you come after.
There it is. Okay, this isn't looking good.
Oh my god, oh my god, that was a real motherfucker, wasn't it?
God damn. Oh, I got a new weapon too. Oh shit. Inventory weapons. Okay, let's see. Abyserium.
Okay, this one's not as good. It probably does something else. I don't know what it does. Okay, so for that, I have a counterattack bonus.
Which one do I want to use really is my counterattacks? Um, base attack. I feel like all this is good. Um,
Crit Chan's AP on killing an enemy.
I feel like I don't really need this one.
So we're going to get rid of this one and we're going to get counterattack instead.
Mayo, it's busted on.
You're probably right, honestly.
Let me see if I can use another one.
I'm just looking around.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to go with that.
Mark shots on Mayo.
Yeah, let's do that.
That's smart.
We can always get dodged that way too anyway, right?
might as well. Okay.
Yeah, all this is good. Yeah, I just want to make sure, actually, oh, wait, let me double check.
Okay, marking shots, augmented aim. That's good. And then, right. Okay, so she does have that.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. We, we got, we have what we need.
Energy, that's what I got. I had to make sure I had that. Oh, thank God. Okay, E. Okay, let's rest right now.
upgrade attributes
Okay, and we're gonna do
Ah, we'll do a little bit of points in the mite
Let's put more points in the mite, let's do that
And then we're gonna do for her
She got six points
Big Dick
We're gonna do agility a little bit with her
Actually, no, no, no, let's just do more luck
Okay, and then learn skills
Let's see what we've got for skill points
Okay, we need one more point for this one
That's insane, I think I'm gonna get that
Yeah, right? Okay. And then for mail, we still don't have the points for the crystal crush. Good for breaking? Yeah, well, I don't have anything else that can break besides that. Where'd that fat boy go? He's gone. Let's go this way. Assign skill. Oh, does it work that way? It does. Okay. Okay, I don't need that. Wait, there's two of these? That's obviously a boss room. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be.
going to go into that yet you skip the area wait did i what you can always go back after no worries
you're right you're right so true maybe there's not a oh no remand okay there is fat boy oh
that's a big but damn oh he's mad yeah he is all right let's do it goblino can i just
a fucking restart. I thought it was a jump. At least he doesn't have that much health.
Okay. Get ready.
It's only two. Okay, that's fine. I should have just resurrected them.
Damn, that's a fat bitch, huh? God damn. Let me go over here first.
Perry or dodge those jumps? Yeah, well, I thought I could, um, I thought I could jump, right?
because I thought it would be like a shockwave.
This building has a sudden.
Jump is yellow.
Yeah, I was just expecting yellow to pop up.
Got him.
Yeah, using those guns is insane.
I feel like I should use that way more.
Oops.
Surprise, bitch.
I thought I was going to kill him.
Easy.
Easy.
You should try to take advantage of an element of weakness.
I will once I understand and learn it more.
That's another fat bitch.
That's a fat bitch.
Let's get him.
Oh, I shouldn't have done that.
That was a mistake.
Um,
I'm debating what to do.
Now I get more points.
Oh.
He's trying to fake me out.
Damn, that did a lot.
Damn, that did a lot.
I didn't expect that.
An energy tense
That's good
I think
Oh
Hey hey
Mayelle carries
Yeah she was big damage
That's right
Yeah she's really good
It's like using that gun and everything
It really helps out a lot too
Yeah
Oh I got even more I got more in me
Bap
Damn I didn't even need to do any
bro he just solo that shit
Okay, so we cleared everybody out. We cleared everything out.
All right, nice.
Don't forget you shoot with any character before using an ability?
Yeah, I know. I know.
I didn't see this over here.
Nice.
That's pretty good.
That's actually really good.
You see, like, we go and we do around it, right?
Far left. Go to the far left. Okay.
We got to look that way.
Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, what's this? Who's this?
Nothing.
Purple?
Oh, I didn't see it.
Now I see it.
Well, that will help.
Illumina, that's good. That's really good.
I think I...
Oh, I didn't go up here.
Okay, let's go up here.
That's another fat bitch.
Oh, that's a fat bitch.
Oh, we got him.
All right, let's get it.
Okay.
That's right.
I can't quite kill him.
Damn it, man.
I almost could.
Careful, my arm.
I could have, but I didn't.
That's a lot.
That's an ass load.
God damn.
Fuck out of you.
No damage, too.
Yeah, I just shoot him with the gun, man.
I'm telling you, like, this gun really does work for me.
What the hell is over here?
Looks like a bunch of nothing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
We can do something.
I don't know where I should go.
I'm not really sure.
Oh, I see.
That's why I have leave.
Go back?
Well, no, I didn't know if I missed something.
That's all.
That's why I did that.
That's a big cock sucker.
Give me a minute.
I mean we're pretty much we're not completely full so like I'm gonna just I'm not just full up
what what it's fine okay oh oh he didn't like that's annoying
damn that's annoying
show me do with the other one
or rising every quake in fear not quite
Tchka stuff.
Chroma is flowing.
Burn.
Just the way she goes.
It's fine.
Spill some ink.
It's fun.
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay.
This isn't looking good for me.
This is looking really bad for me.
Yeah, like really, really, really bad.
Yeah. Okay, got it. I understand what to do now. The zombie deal. Okay, uh, let's do it
The trick shot? Yeah, it tricked me. This is real in-game boss. It's not an in-game boss. It's fine.
Wait, did I uh? I
I didn't. Can I just restart? Like this one here, can I just restart this one? Yes, okay.
That just did not go well, right? I mean like, yeah. I mean, there's no reason there's no reason to even continue that.
right I mean like I already got fucked we just got to survive this first attack I just
I have to dodge okay okay okay that's so bad nice
careful my L okay okay he doing another one oh oh okay I have logic to this
Damn, I would have parry to all those.
Okay, this is, this is really good.
Yes.
Yes.
For those who come after.
Yes!
Well, I can't use that again.
Okay.
Okay.
That hurts.
Okay.
Something, right?
No mistakes.
No fucking mistakes, boys.
No fucking mistake.
Zero.
fucking mistakes. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Okay. Yes. I hit the wrong button. I just
straight up hit the wrong button. I got confused. For those who come off. Damn.
Yeah, damn. I thought I had it. Yep. That's right. Trumbed-Dombam. What the hell is it
Trumbah Dombum.
Ah, this one, the number's bigger.
Free aim shots deal damage to an additional random target.
That's level four.
Okay, so if I'm doing that, should I just recalibrate her?
I feel like I should recalibrate her.
No? Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right, that's fine.
You can use that.
That went pretty well.
Like, I, uh, that boss was kind of annoying.
I didn't feel confident that much like parrying him
so I was just like okay
like I knew I knew we could get his ass right
I don't know I mean I thought maybe it dropped something
wait where the fuck do I go
I see I see it up there I see it up there
you said I got a new buff let me see
pick those energizing break AP on breaking
that's not even good okay we did it
break barely happens yeah I mean like
it'll be good for Goose
stuff and like i'm probably going to level it like later on in uh in in the game just like not right now
i just don't really feel like it's high value pass it breaks a very situation yeah yeah i just i'm not
seeing it now we rest and we get everything ready now now we fuck this boss um this got he always
dies bro like he dies all the time i'm gonna give him another point and for her we're gonna give her
more agility and for male we're gonna give her
She got six points.
Six points of luck.
Are we feeling about six points of luck?
Big Dick luck?
What do you guys think about this?
You know, big dick luck?
Yeah, let's do it.
Learn skills.
I'm going to go with that for sure.
Can't use this one yet.
I can't get that one yet either.
Like, that would be really good if I had heels,
but like I just don't really feel like...
Turn start.
That's eight points, though.
I don't know.
Yeah, I just, I'm not sure.
All right, let's get this bitch.
Let's get it.
Now this time I beat him.
It's a learning experience, right?
Let's do it.
Oh, I didn't realize he had that up.
Right, he resisted.
Got it.
Yes.
I don't think this is going to be a kill attempt,
so I just want to practice.
Oh.
Now what?
Wait.
for those who come off.
Nice!
That's right.
Can't do shit.
We'll get better and we're gonna beat it.
We'll get better than we beat it.
Revive? No, it was cooked. Like we were cooked right from the beginning.
Like this shit was cooked right from the beginning. It was over.
Like, let's be honest, right?
I just can't get it, bro. I just cannot fucking get it.
Okay?
I shouldn't even do that, I don't think.
Okay? Let's do it.
Got it. All right, that's always one.
Okay. All right.
We do what we can.
Okay, uh, we're just gonna keep stacking fire debuts.
You guys think E? Yeah, I thought so too. Like, you know what? Let's try it.
Damn, bro, what the? He got dick.
Oh! He didn't like that at all.
For those who come after.
Got him. Nice.
He got staggered.
Okay.
Now we cook them.
What am I thinking?
What am I doing?
And just do base attack.
I really don't know what the right play is right now.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Here we go.
Get the clock.
Nice.
When we are locking the fuck in.
Let's go.
Nice.
Yes.
I don't know what to do.
Kill him?
I think you're right.
This should kill him.
Break, bitch!
Yes!
I can't do any skills.
I have to kill him with this.
Shit.
He's gonna heal.
Nope.
Fuck, bro, we beat the fucking shit out of him.
He got destroyed.
Nice.
God damn.
That was scary.
Gassav, wait!
It seems peaceful.
As long as we don't touch the flowers.
the flowers.
Yeah, let's not get too sentimental.
It's still a painter's creation.
Oh shit.
Damn, Meyer, what was that?
It felt familiar somehow.
Gustav.
We won't understand what's going on.
What the hell?
Look, a red tree.
The gestural village must be ahead.
Oh shit.
Okay.
We gotta go this way.
You know what never runs are capable of.
She'll be fine.
Do you have a healer with no heel spell?
She's not a healer?
She'll be fine.
The fact is that right now,
I can't do any heels that are
to use the camped upgrade healing.
Okay, I'll do that in a bit.
Like, yeah, I, that's not the way it works, I don't think.
Like, I think that, like, later on,
I'm going to full invest into that,
but not yet.
So now we have to camp.
May L's night, but whoa, shit.
Oh, damn.
Almost got him.
Still too far.
Out here isn't what I expected.
As expected.
Hey.
You okay?
Death out here is not like death in Lumia, is it?
I...
I thought I was used to losing people.
I've have a foster child, right?
Like that.
On the beach.
Yeah.
Yeah, he fucked him up.
Yeah, I know.
Neverons we were prepared for, but not.
And now we finally found other survivors in it.
You know, that's the insidious thing about the gommage.
It's predictable, almost gentle.
It makes Lumiere complacent and accepting, but the gommage is equally violent than death.
Death is just as final.
Yeah.
I've been having nightmares.
Yeah.
Me too. Look. If death approaches, I want you to run.
Oh, no, no, promise me. Run.
Oh, especially if we meet the man from the beach. We can't face him. You see him.
Yeah, that guy's an asshole.
You run.
Only if you do the same.
Oh, I'm running as soon as I see a strand of white hair.
Trust me. You won't even see me. I'm running so fast.
Oh, please. You're an old man. I cannot outrun you any day.
Damn.
Yeah, right.
There was a time when the...
30 was young, you know.
Hmm. Sure.
Wow.
What's this?
Surprise to find you here.
Oh, I thought that was a boss.
I hope we can trust him.
Probably not.
Well, at least we can upgrade our pictos.
Oh.
Creator offers you to service.
Okay, upgrade weapons.
Uh, Currator can upgrade weapons, a list of available weapons,
current character, sort of alphabetical power.
Okay, good.
All right, weapons are main source of attack.
Power weapons can be latent, scale their damage from attributes.
Okay, that's fine.
Curator can upgrade your weapons using chroma catalysts.
Okay.
Well, oh, and these are the levels.
Okay, I get it.
So I should only really level up the ones that,
like I shouldn't level up one that looks like this, right?
Because like if I do, then it just doesn't have like any stats.
Because there's like, there's like no set bonus to it.
So like none of these are really that good.
And so like, I'm not even going to upgrade his weapon
because like we don't have a good version of that.
And we only have one prolished chroma catalyst.
So logically, we would want to upgrade.
Um, well, we'd want to upgrade to this.
Because this would be level four.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Pretty fucking simple.
Easiest game of my life, by the way.
Okay, good.
And we don't care about any of these.
What about this?
Fire skills cost one SAP.
20% increase fire damage with skills.
That's actually really good.
That is really, really fucking good.
But like right now, I just don't really have...
Like, good for your build?
Yeah, no, it is.
It's just that, like, right now I already have this.
And so I don't think I need to put time into that.
And then what about...
upgrading the expedition resources. What's this?
Illumina points for each character. Okay. Okay.
So we got one of these, a shape of health. So we got a healing tent upgrade.
I'm thinking like five of each, right? Yeah, if anything we're going to do,
mail, we're going to give her 20. Then I'm not going to use all of these yet.
Like I could, but I'm just not going to. Okay. Okay.
I think critical burn probably is the best one there.
And I mean, dead energy, easiest decision ever.
And I think free aim damage is good with her because of her weapon.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Okay.
Counter damage is good?
Yeah, counter damage is good if you're good, which is why it's not good.
Okay.
I mean, I cooked the fuck out of them last time, right?
Like, for sure.
But, like, that was one time.
You'll get good?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
plenty of counters yeah we'll figure it out it's okay
told you gesturals were real damn you did not well
I thought it what did the gesturals survive out here
I'm not sure those little fucking weird things
I can't wait to ask them
go to sleep right in the journal this time right oh should
writing in a journal
writes about the arm they created for him is incredible useful
for the water type and everyone's
one time as apprentices will read everything
everything he wrote.
For those who come after.
Damn, okay, I didn't even know what that was.
Okay, uh, let's go to sleep.
I'm increased by the might attribute, weapon, scale, specific attributes, okay.
Did Noko tell you anything more about the village?
So it's that red shit, right?
Ancient sanctuary.
Okay, I'm fully upgraded.
We just, we do a little bit of this.
We gotta do a little bit of this.
I'm gonna try out my new weapons and shit.
Bob!
Bo?
Uh, let's go ahead and let's do...
Uh, let's do the big boy.
That's right?
So if I shoot him...
Oh, damn, it does work that way.
Uh, reloaded.
Oh.
I can't quite get him.
I thought I could get him, but I couldn't...
We can kill him with this stuff.
Gustav, don't touch.
Nope.
Nope, bitch.
That's right.
We got versatile.
That's good.
Ooh, it's got to be this.
This is it.
Ancient sanctity.
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
That's a lot of red trees to search.
Camp?
I was already checking.
I was already camping.
Wait, I hear something.
It might be never ones.
Be careful.
Okay.
That's a nice.
place. I might kill that blue thing. I don't know what the fuck that is, but I'm going to kill it.
Whatever it is, it's about to die. Okay, uh, let's go ahead and get some more points into, uh,
probably let's get some defense. Yeah. And then we're going to get for her, uh, we're going to put
more points into just damage for her. And then for male, we're going to put points into, uh,
might again for her. And then we're going to look at skills.
So can he do anything yet?
No, he can't, because he just got shattered.
That's right.
And she needs one more point for this, and then she can't do shit until she gets one more.
Okay, there it is.
I'm supposed to hit this thing?
What the hell?
Okay.
Oh my God, it's got a lot of health.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Got his ass.
I have to.
I didn't want to, but I have to.
Jesus Christ!
You play this fucking game with me.
I can play this fucking game.
Let's play this fucking game.
Fucking bullshit.
Ah, boat, babe.
He's getting God.
For those who come off,
see ya.
Suck on my dick.
What a little cock sucker that was.
What a huge cocks.
Wait, did I just get what I thought I just gone and got?
I does go on and get it.
Are those like, uh, fucking, uh, the little, uh, fucking things that run away and shit?
Who goblins?
Yeah, okay.
I want to upgrade actually...
Should I upgrade right now?
Like, I'm thinking about should I upgrade right now or not.
Like, because...
Ooh, I'm thinking that I probably should, right?
But I'm just deciding, like, I mean, do I really want a full invest into...
Because, like, that one girl, like, so, like, if I use that...
Like, I feel like I probably should use...
Like, I should upgrade...
It was a mistake for me to have upgraded the number four.
Wait, no, it won't matter.
It doesn't matter.
No, I didn't make a mistake. No, I didn't. I didn't.
Return to camp, bro. You missed a cutscene?
No, I didn't. I, I camped already. Look, we're going to camp again.
I did this myself. See? I missed a cutscene.
Shut up, idiot. I didn't miss shit.
Check on the others. Oh, oh. Where's the thing? Oh, there is.
Great weapons.
All right, so we probably don't. Like, I'm feeling like we just don't even upgrade this shit at all, right?
Like, I mean, because he doesn't even have any buffs.
Like, and I'm thinking also like lightning skills, like, I think we go fire.
Like, I think we do big dick on fire.
How are we feeling about big dick on fire?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
That's right.
And so right now we're going to use Gustav as more of a, uh, more of a, like, support character until he gets a better weapon.
Been a long time since I've seen you play.
A gestural village.
Yeah.
I still can't believe they exist.
I mean, what other fairy tales are real?
This is ultimately a war of information.
There's still too much we don't understand.
By the way, we beat the fuck out of that bird, didn't we?
Where the paintress comes from?
That little blue thing?
Why, she does what she does?
Who is she?
Seventy years, and we still barely know anything.
And the men on the beach?
Yeah, too many unknowns.
But, if we take down the painter's...
At least that gives future generations a chance to unravel the mystery.
You seem better than before.
Yeah.
Holding it together.
Shock's sworn off a bit.
We can't bring anyone back.
But I thought we can keep their spirit alive by pushing forward.
And at least there's three of us now.
The mission hasn't changed.
Tomorrow comes.
Tomorrow comes.
Damn.
Well, I'm glad I did that.
Because now...
Now, now we get to finally fucking win.
Now, see, now we got our weapons upgraded all the way.
Like, that shit was wild.
Like, I'm telling you guys, like, now we're about to cook.
Like, do you guys see how much damage that was?
Like, how much of an increase that was?
That was crazy.
That was massive.
Insane damage.
We got to look around.
So you probably...
Yeah, you probably can't re-kill that, right?
I mean, obviously.
Uh, let's see. Anything here?
No. Okay. All right.
Oh, shit.
That's a big boy, huh?
Oh.
Oh.
How? Oh.
Give me another one of them catalysts things.
Upon burn upon burn upon hitting a marked enemy.
That's really fucking good.
Because, like, we got all that other burn damage going on.
Oh, man.
I'm thinking about like how do I handle that?
Hitting a marked enemy.
I wonder who is really going to benefit from that the most.
Like, I feel like I'm going to give this to her
because I feel like I don't really give a fuck about this in general.
So we're going to go with this burning mark.
Yeah.
Mayo?
I mean, you're right.
I probably should have given it to her,
but I feel like her buffs are already really good in general.
Right?
Like I'm using all three of these.
So I just I'm not really seeing it
I could be wrong
Remove free aim damage
No no it's been helping me out a lot
With like all the like the overworld fights
I think it's really useful
Ooh who's this guy
Hello
Another expedition
33
Who are you
Me
A dream and illusion
I don't really remember
What I did all this for
I miss laughing with everyone
Who are you talking about
Re-clee who are their names?
Why do I forget?
Everything is washed away.
The boy has gone...
Damn, okay.
Damn.
What's this?
Wow.
A lot of dead in everyone's.
Who did?
Hello?
I don't see any.
I think they mean us.
They must be gesturals.
They're cute, but they're idiots.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Oh shit. That's a big boy.
Damn, that was fast. Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
Okay. Um, nice.
God damn. Yeah, no, you're right. I should change the weapons. I forgot about that.
Uh, inventory, Lune.
Yeah. Okay, good. That'll help me out of it.
Yeah, so much of the timing for these is just so fast.
He's the Vigor check guy?
Yeah, I haven't put points into that at all, so that's what I get, right?
It's also what's me casting the spell, too.
See that?
This guy's hard.
Okay, um, let's see.
I guess actually, you know what I should do?
I'm just going to get her back up.
Revive. Let's revive her right now.
Yeah. Nice.
Ah.
I didn't understand it. Okay. Now I do.
That should have done way more.
See ya bitch.
What?
Okay.
Sikarum. What the hell is this Sikarum?
Okay.
Oh shit.
Don't worry, we don't want to hurt you, Patat.
Noco sent us.
How do you know their name?
I'm supposed to be invincible.
Wait, you beat his ass?
Did Noco send you to build us a better skate park?
If you guys to your village.
What's this?
Give me your arm for our skate park and we'll show you the village.
Okay.
Guide us to your village and maybe he'll make you something better.
Ooh.
Wait, what are you?
How do I know you're lying?
I hate liars.
Damn.
I think that that's French.
You're better with gesturals than humans.
They're less complicated.
It's not?
I don't know.
It's just some bullshit.
Nice.
So I finally got his weapon.
Okay.
So now we actually have a weapon for him that's actually good.
It's slightly better than what we had.
Not amazing.
but it's still an upgrade, right?
Let me look around, make sure I didn't miss anything.
We ain't miss it.
Okay.
Let me rest.
We just got dicked.
All right, that guy was actually pretty hard.
Uh, let's go this one.
Who's this ugly bitch?
What do you want?
Oh, he got a gun?
He's got a lot of health, man.
I don't know really which one I should go with.
Oh, he's weak.
fire okay that there you go easy wait a second does weakness stack so like if i make him weak
does he become more weak oh you think i should pop them off no okay damn that worked
oh gustav leveled up that's good oh i got a catalyst too that's huge these things are fascinating
how do they even stand where is he where to go
Where'd he go?
He's trying to hide.
I should actually healed, honestly.
Gotcha bitch.
Nine hundred.
I'm really trying to kill him in one turn.
And we got his bit ass.
God fucking damage.
Two dead, it doesn't matter.
They still got the,
they still got the experience.
Um, oh, what's this?
Oh, what's this?
It's a new weapon?
Yeah, I know it's not a good one though, right?
Weapon.
Okay, light ram.
What's this?
Trebushim?
Generate a random stain on free aim shot?
Who cares about that?
That's huge.
Is it?
Yeah, I don't really fully understand what the stains even are.
Is this a boss?
No.
Uh, let's go over here.
Ugh.
place is confusing they built it to make their village harder to find that would make sense
i got to find another one of the big boys that's really good all right let's get his ass
oh no are you fucking kidding me
pretty good i don't know which one i should kill i guess we'll kill this one since it's lower health
i actually have no idea nice
Yes
Yeah, wait, no
Yes
Man, it's not looking good
It's just so fast, bro
I can't react
We gotta kill that guy first maybe
I'm too slow
Okay
Hit the weakness
Alright let's get it, let's get it, let's get it
I'm gonna go on him
I'm gonna go on him
Nice
Nice
Careful my L
Dangerful
Okay, all right
We got one of them right
It's a lot better than how we were doing before
Oh other than paying that way
Uh
I don't know what to do
Um
She's got no points either
What?
Jesus, this is rough.
Okay, let's try and do this again.
Away from do the thing.
Okay, so it didn't even work.
Nice.
Finally.
Oh, it didn't even break it.
Shit!
Get ready.
Okay.
Not so bad
Get ready
Oh my god, bro
I'm just cooked
Jesus Christ
Let the ink float
Okay
Ready to evade
Oh
Oh my god
bro
Use sound cues, I just...
I can only...
Uh, what were I?
Okay, there we go.
Good.
Shit, I missed.
Okay, uh, let's kill this guy again.
Alright, good.
I should actually use the defense thing on him, honestly.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Alright, this is where we win, guys.
Okay, we got hit.
Danger.
Okay.
Okay. Man.
A storm is coming.
I'm so cooked, bro.
Grace, bro.
I just cannot react!
Alright?
Let's push forward.
All the burn.
Grace yourselves.
Dude, I might be cooked today.
I, yeah, that might actually like, bro, I might be, I might be cooked.
I might be cooked. I might just go.
like two more tries, I'm gonna stop.
Okay.
We made the same mistake again.
Nice.
Nice.
It's a lot of damage.
Jesus.
Let the ink flow.
Okay.
Oh man.
I just can't do it, bro.
like, yeah.
The suicide bomb got you?
I just, I, I just can't get the timing down.
Okay.
It's 800.
That did a lot.
Nice.
Okay, this is where we beat it.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude.
Let us stain then.
Brace yourselves.
And feel some evil.
Don't get excited, guys.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus, that was brutal, man.
Holy fuck, that was hard.
Okay.
Um, let me see where I need to go now.
Maybe it's this way?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I should heal.
It's a good idea.
Ooh.
63rd.
Damn you.
Damn it.
I can't believe we crashed into this.
Whatever this massive thing is.
So much for Gerald's vaunted reinforced front plates.
I can't believe we have to abandon the cars already.
We're nowhere close to the painters.
Definitely have a concussion.
I could have sworn I saw some gesturals running out of that thing.
Elucinating.
Damn it, Hector.
I told you to slow down.
Damn, bro.
They can't figure their short.
shit out. What's this?
Oh.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, I see what it is.
Okay, one more.
Got it. And how do I get up there?
Well, I almost had it.
Oh.
Can't go in that way.
Let's go the other way.
It's got to be this way, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I think, right?
I think.
Let me see.
You can never be too sure.
Okay, so I have to do each one.
Nice.
One chroma elixir shard. That's huge.
Okay, good. All right, now let's jump down here.
That's big good.
Is that mean I can use another one now?
No, but if I rest, I do.
Okay, what about this one?
Wait, did I go here?
Yeah, I did. Okay.
I confused myself a lot.
Nice!
Okay, let's rest.
And we're going to put more points into his damage, I guess.
And then we'll do that.
Then for her, we'll put more points into luck for her as well.
And for Mail, oh, we can't, okay.
And then for learn skills, we're still waiting on this one here.
Nice.
Fucking massive.
We just need one more to get that defense thing.
A sign? Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, be her.
Earth Rising, Rock Slide.
Yeah, let's do Crystal Crush for that.
Actually, no.
I'm gonna replace...
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's way better.
What's that?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They sound like kids.
We must be getting close to the village.
Okay.
No.
No.
The ultimate creation.
Wait.
Shit.
Kind of looks the same as all the others.
Invisible.
Those are supposed to be more invincible, but this was even more invincible.
Don't get cocky.
Look at its equipment.
That looks a lot more dangerous than the others.
No, seriously.
Okay.
Fuck.
Ultimate skate park
George Gistak stuff
Alright
Um
Uh Earth Rising
No, no, no
Okay, uh, skills
That's a lot of damage
Feel the burn
I don't know what the th-I-I don't know
That fucking
Damn, that was fast
Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
For those you come off,
Gotcha bitch!
That sounds bad. He unleashes his full power. That sounds really bad.
Get ready. I couldn't think that fast, bro.
I just can't think fast enough, man. Okay, let's go.
Just try. No, I got it. I got this slow. Yeah, but it's just like by the time my brain
calculates like what's happening, I'm like, I'm cooked.
Okay, here we go. Let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
All right, we're just going to beat the fuck out of them this time.
Let's go.
Fuck you.
Unleashes his full power.
What the hell is that mean?
Who cares?
Okay, good.
Get ready.
Get ready.
All right, we got one of them.
Yes.
Yes.
We're trying to stack as many bleeds on them as we can.
Grace can't break nice
yes time to get decked oh it's time to get dicked
for those who come up oh we got him he has been dicked
wait did that just say 4 000 damn what the fuck that bitch just got deleted
Wow
Oh yeah
Oh
Yeah
Chef's gonna want to meet you
Who's chef
Chef boyardee
The best fighter
Oh no not again
Mm
25% break damage
That's fucking massive
Okay well that's gonna go on Gustav
fucking obviously, right?
And, uh, let's see here.
We're gonna get rid of this.
We're gonna do breaker instead.
Free aim hit.
Do I even really give a fuck about this?
I feel like I don't.
I think we should just, we should at least level this up because like, I'm not even really
using this anyway.
Yeah, like, I mean, I might as well.
I just feel like that's smart.
Oh, I can just get this too anyway.
Uh, we'll get augmented aim as well.
Four.
Yeah, easiest game with my life.
Three, can't do anything with these.
You still have luminos?
Yeah, I know I haven't used.
I haven't used them yet because I don't know which ones are good.
This will be useful.
Energy tent.
That's very good.
That's big good.
Is this where I came from?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it went this way, right?
It's this one.
Oh, is the other path behind me, too.
Hello?
An advantage.
Color of lumino.
That's really good.
Can I go through here?
No, I can't.
There's still a purple back there?
Yeah, I know.
I haven't.
I'm going to go back.
I was going to go back anyway.
Wait.
What the hell is this?
Oh, it's a shortcut.
I see what I'm doing.
Okay.
We got everything, right?
There's a mime there?
No, no.
I didn't miss anything, did I?
Where?
Shortcut.
Okay, let me go over there.
No, bro, there ain't shit around here.
Hey!
That's not it.
Okay.
When we go back?
For a wrong way.
How am I supposed to...
I found it.
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's got to be in this area, right?
All right.
It's not through here.
No?
Have I been here before?
I haven't.
Great.
Great.
Oh.
Oh.
Bro, this place is huge.
What the fuck?
Great.
Energizing start.
One plus AP on battle start.
Who would that help me with?
I don't know.
But we should use that.
That's big good.
Yeah, that is big good.
Actually, yeah, let's go ahead and put that on somebody.
I think probably mail, right?
There could be her.
Everyone?
Yeah.
I'm just deciding who to put it on first.
I'm gonna put it on her.
Yep, we'll do that one.
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
Okay.
Easiest game on my life.
Easiest game of my life.
Yes.
I'm gonna dodge this one.
I'm gonna dodge it.
I'm about to dodge.
Nice.
It's fucking massive, yeah.
I mean, it's not any question.
You know what?
Let me just fucking heal.
right now because y'all know i'm gonna get hit by that shit again
expe attack is useless what do you mean let's go up here
that's the place i was at that will help right is this a new place
the very start okay okay we already did this we did that now we go here
this is oh fuck
Fuck, man
All right, come on.
Just do it.
Just do whatever bullshit you're going to do.
Oh, that's the place that I was at.
Nice.
Nice.
What's in the house?
Revive tent.
That's massive.
All right.
I'm going to take this bitch out right now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Stick it out.
Okay.
I hate this cock, suck, girl.
I hate this cock.
suffer. A storm is coming. Cover. No bitch. That's right. We're not taking any risks. We're gonna
fuck this mine right now. For those who come off. See ya bitch. 400. Oh, I knew I could get it.
It'd be easy. See? What? Y'all thought I wasn't gonna get it. I got it. Skins gained,
yeah. That was almost pretty bad though, to be fair.
Okay, now let's go back over there.
Actually, uh, let me just give another heel.
Might as well.
Let's move.
New hair?
That's for girls.
Bro, that's just for girls, bro.
You can't give a fuck about that?
Absolutely not.
Fuck that.
I'm running away.
Baguette?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Absolutely not.
There's new hair for you?
No.
I think it's this way.
Yeah, it's this one.
Okay.
Let's rest, number one, rest.
Number two, upgrade abilities.
Damage.
For her, uh, damage as well.
For me, L, guess what we're gonna go with?
That's right.
Damage.
Actually, we'll go with luck.
Because I scale with luck anyway, so it's fine.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ooh, this is big good.
Is this as good as I think it is?
Yes, okay, that's what I thought.
Got about the other bitch.
I think we probably go with this right here next.
Like, I don't really know.
I'm going to how many points.
Like, we just got the...
You know, I just noticed we got that Crystal Crush ability.
We haven't used it once.
We've never used it.
A sign?
You're right.
You're right.
Mail.
I never used this stupid shit.
You keep spamming burn for no reason?
Really?
Is it no reason?
It's not no reason.
The stacks do more damage.
Idiot.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Interesting.
We can go one way or we can go another way.
Does we want to go one way or does we want to go another way?
How many inventory do I have of those things?
I feel I probably should buy some upgrades from my weapon, right?
I'm feeling like we go and we go and we're.
get a little bit of that okay it's 830 I'm I might just I just pause here I'm a
pause here I'm gonna take a break just get all my character and all my shit locked in
and just I find a soon yeah no we're gonna play more of it tomorrow
obviously like I mean if it go I mean kind of goes without saying right
and like I've been enjoying this game a lot right and uh I just also I need to
upgrade this too saca-rombo ooh we don't want to go with that it's just
garbage. Okay, and then, uh, we got this here. I feel like we want to level up mayoral.
I feel like we do mayoral, right? And then we're going to do, uh, her as well.
Yeah, yeah. No, no, we, we half and half in it, right? You guys see what I'm saying?
This is pretty good. I mean, like, I just, I feel like this is the best thing for me right now.
Oh, I didn't do my other upgrades.
I need to use the bathroom.
I think I got everything upgraded at least.
So we should be good right now.
You get the best Mayo weapon for the whole game.
You defeat a certain last encounter during an event.
Yeah, save your chroma for weapons on her until then.
We'll see what happens.
You know, like if you're playing the game in expert mode,
it's going to be harder just in general.
Right. And so I'm really not going to worry about it.
Weapon was bugged, really? I don't even know. Okay, let me uh, turn to house me.
You're doing good? Yeah. No need for heels? No, I mean, like, I, uh, I think heels are useful.
They are. They're really good. It's just that, like, I feel like healing is only really good if you can top.
up somebody like 100 to zero like in a game like this that's the only time that it's like actually good
and so right now i can't do that and so because i it just sucks and so i'm gonna wait until i have
something better if it lets you just drive another hit yeah so she can attack and heal at the same time
yeah right now i was doom and if you yeah we're gonna play doom whenever it comes out
but tomorrow we're gonna play this i'll tell you that right now we're gonna play more of this
this. This is fun.
This game's been really good.
How's this game for you?
I've been enjoying it a lot.
Like,
the difficulty that I play it on,
it makes it, like, really punishing
if you do something wrong.
Like, uh, you know,
I fuck up a Perry or whatever.
And like, my,
my whole team is dead.
But it's, you know,
like the feast and famine type gameplay,
right? Where it's like,
it feels really good when you do it right.
And it feels awful when you do it wrong.
Which is like,
I mean,
that that's just the way it is right it's the same like uh what do you call it uh the same as
fuck what am i thinking of uh monster hunter you know it's like it's hard to do that but
when you actually when you get the hit that's it what do you think of the turn-based elements
i mean you realize like i like this is this is i played this game a lot like a lot of this is
a fk time like i just left the game on but like i beat this game and i i beat the uh
The new game plus, even.
Like, I did that.
But yeah.
Does it become repetitive, though?
No.
Do you have a metaphor?
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think of the art style?
I think that, um, so far,
I feel like the probability of this winning game of the year right now is like 90%.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think it's like 90 fucking percent.
It's a very, very, very big number.
Very high number, extremely high number.
It deserves it.
Yeah, well, either way, I think that's what it's going to be.
You like the story?
Yeah, the game is great.
It's a great game.
Like, just straight up, full stop.
No exceptions.
It's just a great game.
So, yeah, that's where I'm at.
Yeah, hopefully Sony brings out Asterobot, too, so, you know, this one can get, you know, can lose as well.
Anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching.
I appreciate it.
I will be back on tomorrow, and we're going to play more of this game then.
So until then, gentlemen, thank you all.
and I will be back then.
Boys?
Peace.
See ya.
