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Episode Date: January 24, 2026

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Let's try this shit out. Continue from your last saved game. Yes. Oh, the wounds? They're fine. I'm good. Yeah. Totally okay.

Okay. So where do I need to go here? All right. So I have everything that I need. And I've obviously got that drip on. Wait, where'd my... Oh, I took my helmet off, didn't I? Shrouted Hood.

Oh, I need to put that back on. Okay. And what about this? Deceivers finery, personality versus sneak, illusion. Okay, well, I think I should use the shrouded armor, right? Like, I feel like this is way better than deceiver's finery. Like speechcraft than this other bullshit. I don't care about that at all.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick with that. Okay, good. So let me see what I need to do next. All right, so we have our quests and accept the contract. All right, let's go get the next contract. Where's this bitch? Let's do it. Kill them?

No. Those are my boys. Why would I kill them? All right, where is she? Where'd she go? There she goes. Just a little bit, bro. Just a, just a little bit.

Okay. Talk. Wake up, bitch. So, are you ready to mingle with the doomed house guests? The contract is waiting. Yes. Do you like parties? No.

Because you've been in. F- Fuck! Of course, you'll be killing all the other guests. Are you ready to attend? Wait, I get to kill everybody... Yeah? Splendid.

You need to go to the city of Skingrad, to the large house known as Summit Mast Manor. There, you will meet up with five very unlucky guests. In order to receive your bonus, you must kill each guest secretly. One by one. If anyone sees you committing murder, the bonus is forfeit. The guests believe there is a chest of gold hidden in the house and have agreed to be locked inside until one of them finds it. Okay. In fact, the guests believe the key to the manner is inside the chest, and only by satisfying their greed will they be allowed to leave.

Poor fools. Okay. There is, of course, no chest of gold. The guests will find no key After you arrive the doors will be locked behind you Damn what the fuck? Oh, everyone expects When all the guests lie dead

You will be free to leave Now go see the doorman at summit miss manner He will explain the rest Have fun Have fun Oh boy Each guest at some point in the past Wronged their mysterious host

Now, He's hired us to exact his revenge. Wait, so he just goes and invites everybody to a party so he can kill him all? This guy is fucking based. Let's go. Brom ready for this. This is going to be fucking fun. Okay.

So I have to go over to Stalingrad. Where's Stalingrad? It's over there. Okay. Remind me to avoid your parties. Hey, the last party I went to, nobody died. Yeah, sorry. So the last guest finally arrives.

Okay. Okay. You go in, I lock the door. You don't come out until it's over. Now I'll tell you what I didn't tell everyone else. We have the same mother, you and I. And she wants you to have this. It's the key to the house.

I guess someone else has already told you the other details. Kill all the guests, then leave, right? Yeah. Well, you better get in there. Time to mingle. Hell yeah, let's do it. Go, go. Socialize.

Talk to those fine people. And then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. True. Let's go inside. Okay. Six guests has finally arrived. Well, it's about time.

Do you know how long we've been waiting? Seems like in age. Whoever invited us here must at least know us, don't you think? In any event, they know you. So we might as well get acquainted. The rest of us have already traded introductions. I'm Matilda Petit. The others are Nels the Nauti, Neville, Dovici Dran, and Primo Antonius.

Okay. Now, who might you be? Please, tell us a little bit about yourself. I'm an assassin hired to kill you. My baby is sick and we're so poor. Oh, you poor dear. Well, this does make things difficult for me. I want to find the gold as much as anyone, but you need it so much more than I do.

I do. Okay. That's right. It's a Britain name. I'll have you know the Petites are one of High Rock's oldest and most respected noble families. Okay. I have a good idea where that chest might be. That gold is as good as well. That sounds as good as mine.

What will you spend it on? Wait, let me guess. A sleazy whore and a nice new battle axe. Am I right? That sounds pretty good. Yeah, honestly, that seems decent. Okay. Well, let's take a look.

Oh, wow. So each one of these is an individual book that you can read. God damn. I should have known. You can call me a barbarian. It's true. Let me go ahead and see if I can lead them into the basement. Okay, so this looks like a great place to kill everybody.

So, okay. So here's the plan. We find a way to get the different people to follow me down here, and then we kill them. Wait. Are those roaches? They are. Look.

Oh, shit! They're scattering. Okay, let's go back upstairs. So we have to find a way to kill all of these people. Let's... I can't quite dis... Hello, I'm DeVisi. I'm very pleased to meet you.

Now that you're here, we can really start looking for that chest of gold. Okay. What I mean to say is, before you arrived, we all just sort of glanced around a bit. Now that we're all officially here, we can look in earnest. Okay. Hmm This is all so strange, isn't it?

I don't know why I was invited to come here But the gold could really help my family I do hope I find it Okay So here we all are So you finally showed up It's about time Mm-hmm

People of my station are not accustomed to waiting Okay Who is this guy It's a regal name from a rather regal I'm gonna kill him and take his stuff. Indeed, my father owns more property than the East Empire Company. Okay, that's nice. I have a good idea where that chest might be.

That gold is as good as mine. So where are they going to go? So I don't know exactly how this is supposed to work. Let me try to F5, and I'm gonna go ahead and... So, here we all are. It certainly is a nice house. I'm just trying to understand. how this works. So...

Nells is my name. Uh-huh. Some call me naughty, but don't you believe it. Oh, what a nice guy. Alright then, I guess I better start looking. That gold's not going to find itself. Surely? What's up here?

Okay. Oops, I didn't mean to do that. Oh, I see, I see, I turned myself around. What is this? Someone has been murdered. What? Wait a minute. How the fuck did they know that? Nobody could have known that? You're still good? Okay. Okay, hands scythe. Let's see if any of these are worthwhile. Okay. Oh wow, look at all this guy's stuff. Oh shit. I'm gonna take the helmet. I don't have a helmet.

You're dead. Ah, I got him. That went really well. What a good day for me. Let's close that door. Okay. It was a... Yeah, it was a prank, guys. Okay, so we've killed two of them so far.

And let's look at a few of these. We'll see if there's anything good in here. Another chest in there. Another chest over there. Okay. Let's go downstairs again. You're right. I should hide the knife. Okay.

Two of us have been murdered. One of us is a killer, but who? What? Not safe to be alone. I certainly don't want to be the third victim. Two of us have been murdered. One of us is a killer, but who? Do this. And why? Is that why we're all here to be killed like vermin? I feel like I'm going mad. Not much to tell about me, really. I'm from...

No, that's not it. Stay safe. If that's even possible. Okay. Where did that guy go? Oh, he's right there. Okay. It's not safe to be alone.

I certainly don't want to be the third victim. Two people are now dead. And for what? A trunk full of coins. How pathetic. Okay. Stay safe. If that's even possible.

It's not safe to be alone. Hmm. I certainly don't want to be the third victim. I'm thinking about what I can. do. Two of us have been murdered. One of us is a killer. Okay.

It's not safe to be alone. I certainly don't want to be the third victim. We're going to push her. I certainly don't want to be the third victim. Drop a poisoned apple. I don't think I have a poisoned apple, do I? I don't. So if I push her over to here and I'm going to put her next to the fireplace, I'm going to stab her.

Two of us have been murdered. One of us is a killer. But who? Gotcha bitch Quick save yeah I just don't know who to trust anymore This house is a death trap We're being killed off one by one

What? Really? Oh no Okay I'm thinking All right Being killed off one by one Three people now dead And yet the two of us still live

Do you think I'm the killer Because I'm most certainly wonder the same thing about you. Shit. Where are you going? What are you doing? We need to keep our eyes on each other. Three people.

Murdered. I know I shouldn't go wandering off alone right now, but for the love of Ismir, I need a drink. I need to find some real spirits. I think I saw some mead down in the basement. I don't care if it's not safe. It's my nerves. I need to calm down. Where are you going? What are you doing?

Please, bro. We need to keep our eyes on each other. Please go down there. Go down there right now. Go down there, you fucking retard. You fucking moron, you idiot! You fucking dumbass! Oh my god, what a stupid bitch! This house is a death trap. We're being killed.

Ha ha! Alright! All right. It sure was. Go talk to the other guy. I will. So that's it. It's down to you and me.

I know I'm no killer. So that means... I don't understand. You're the only one left. Why weren't you killed? No. No, it can't be. I didn't know that was going to happen.

I don't even understand... Why would that even be bad? Yeah, I think that's so unfair. Why'd you talk to him? Because he's the last one, so there's no probability that he could go and warn anybody else or anything like that. So that's it? It's down to you. So that's it. Yeah.

That's about it, right? Yeah, just a little bit. What a good day. All the guests are dead, and no one knew I was the killer. I must now return to the sanctuary and speak with Oceva to receive my reward and bonus. Aw. That's just too bad. huh damn bitch damn man that sucks bro he got folded the fuck up let's get him out of here

all right what's go inside take his boots yeah so you were the murderer no I just had to kill him that's all yeah I didn't have to do I was just I had to kill him just for different reasons right it's just what had to happen like I I I I didn't even want to. I just did it for fun. Well, actually, that doesn't make sense, but you know. Okay, let's go, uh, let's go turn in my quest. I worked really hard for this one. Damn, bitch. Shut the fuck up.

He was the killer, so you defended yourself? Yeah, I defended myself. I found out he was the killer, and it was a self-defense situation, and I had to stab him in the face. It fills my heart with warmth to see you again, brother. Thank you, brother. Well done. A hundred gold. Not only did you kill the fire.

guess you acted as an agent of terror and grief you have earned your reward and bonus assassin I lay upon you now the night mother's blessing may she walk with you always and guide your hand as you act in accordance with the five tenants greetings once more assassin when you're ready I have a most important contract one that has been sanctioned by the black hand itself oh shit Do you recall the name Adamus Philida? The Imperial Legion best. It's time he joins Scythus in the void.

Think you're up to the task? Yes. It would be my honor to accept. Adamus Philida has spent his entire career investigating the Dark Brotherhood, interrupting our contracts, killing our family members. We should kill him. We tried to eliminate Philida, of course. Let's kill him.

...on three separate occasions. He's a powerful man and was surrounded by powerful associates. Uh-huh. Now the Legion pig's years of service have come to an end. He has retired. Philida must not be allowed such a victory. His destiny is... darker.

Philida now resides in Leowin, in the city watch barracks, an honored guest of the soldiers there. He is in fact more vulnerable than ever. Okay. I will slay him like the pig he is. Yes, yes. The black hand has sanctioned the rose of Sithes.

It is an enchanted arrow that will kill Philida instantly. As long as the arrow hits Philida, he will die. But it cannot pierce armor. Shoot while Philida is armored and the rose will be wasted. Travel to Leowin, track Philida, learn his schedule. Observe when he removes that blasted Legion armor and then let fly the rose of Cythus. Kill Philida in any way, rose or not, and the contract is complete. But to receive a bonus, you must go beyond murder.

Yes. You must send a message. Yes. Once Philadelphia is dead, sever his finger, the one that bears an Imperial Legion's signet ring. Deposit this finger in the desk of Philida's successor. Oh shit. In his office in prison barracks in the imperial city. Do this.

And the bonus is yours. Oh shit. Adamus Philida will find no rest in retirement. No. His soul will endure. a kind of eternal suffering. All right. Only to those who have angered Scythus.

So that's why we have to... Go now to your family member and may the knight mother wrap you in her cold, loving embrace. Thank you. Let's go kill him. Bro, I... Yeah, bro, I'm about... I'm about to be Luigi. Okay, where is this guy?

Where does he go? All right? Let's go over there. So he's... He's... He's... He's permanently retiring. Okay.

Well, let's go inside here and we're going to... Oh, I didn't mean to do that. Okay, I auto-sived. He didn't see me. I was not seen. I was only noticed. I was not seen. See?

Everything's fine. Did I get a bow? Yes, I have a bow. But it didn't say that I needed to use the bow. Hmm. You don't know. needs it, but it insta kills him? Okay. Yeah, I... No, you're right. I should do it anyway. I should wait until daytime, right? Yeah, let's wait until daytime. Just, just 9 a.m.

That should be daytime, right? Okay. What? What? Damn, I still can't go in there. Okay, let me wait again for another two hours. I mean, 11 a.m. I mean, they've got to be open at this point, right? Anytime now. Wait, they're all leaving? I'm trying to understand this Okay, he's out here You have my ear, citizen

Oh my god Look at that armor What? What is it, citizen? What? What? What? He's gonna go outside, isn't he? And then I stab him as soon as he goes outside What you want, bitch?

What's going on? Wait, damn, why is this thing have so much health? Oh, there is. Okay, good. Okay. I'm thinking about how to handle this. All right. So, wait for him to come out.

He has to come out, right? Okay. Wait, let me get my, let me get everything ready. And how do I, how do I decide what weapon I, what... Okay, I got it. Okay, we wait for him right here. Where is he? T.

But if I wait for him, then he's just going to go I'm going to wait one hour. What is, do we know each other? There's something familiar about you, but I just can't place it. Say nothing. Yes, well, I'm a very busy man. Enjoying my retirement, don't you know? So why don't you just go away?

Okay. I'm going to separate him. I'm going to separate him from his friend. I'm going to stab him. He's going. You have my ear, citizen. Pay with your blood. Holy fuck, this guy is no joke.

Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Dude, he's got, he's so strong. I, I, I'm gonna fucking die. Why won't you die? Go take your break. Yes. Bobby Stoble.

We got to rethink this. We got to rethink the whole thing. I just let myself die. I died on purpose. I think I had a game crash there. Yeah, I did. All right, let me think right now what we're going to do. So he obviously is going to take his armor off at night.

Right? That's logically what would happen. So what I have to do is I have to stab him while he's asleep. Use the arrow? I will. I'm going to use the arrow. Don't worry about it. I'm going to give him three hours. Where is he now? Now he's inside.

We're going to find this guy, okay? Okay. No fucking way. No fucking way. Are you kidding me? Fucking got him. Oh my God. Holy shit Oh my god

Look at all this stuff Silver long dick Where's his armor Wait guys where's his armor It's unobtainable You can't get it Cock ass Give me a minute

I gotta run Parkour by the one Stay on what this is the part Where you fall down and bleed to death Running running running Got it? All right, we're making our way away. We're getting out of here.

I'm running, I'm running, this is no big deal. This is totally normal. Did you get his finger? Yes, I got his fucking finger. That's why it gave me the update. Of course I got his fucking finger. Why would I not? Okay, all we have to do now is run away.

There's a lot of oblivion gates here. It seems like kind of a bad thing, right? Maybe I'd go sneak. And then they can't see me as well? It's fine. They see you? No, it's okay. After I run away enough, they're gonna leave.

It's okay. Dude, I got his ass, though. Like, let's be honest. Like, that was a perfect fucking kill. That was amazing. Like, I'm actually so proud of myself. I'm still stuck in combat, bro. Like, I'm still in combat.

Who's this stupid asshole? I don't care about that. I already went in there, I'm pretty sure. Okay, so it's just that one thing that's after me and everything else I should be fine with. All right, we're trying to get away. Damn, bro, this game looks good. Just say you just discovered it? Yeah, I will.

Bro, the leash range in this game is crazy. Like, you really got to run for a while. There, okay, all right, we made it. Jesus. Yeah, damn. These never unleash yet. Do you think life exists on other planets? Let me know.

Yeah, yeah, it does. It's on the moon, actually. You know, I fall off when they point out how long they've been running? Yeah, exactly. Okay, let's go turn this back in now. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really cute, really good about that one. That was amazing.

Adama's Philida is dead. I could feel my heart swell with the night mother's love the moment that imperial pig issued his last breath. You have done. I know a great service to the Dark Brotherhood today, assassin. I know. Your reward is well earned. You also manage to leave Philida's severed finger as a-

$500. Well done. Oh my god. 500 additional gold coins is well earned. Hell yeah. Go now, get some rest. Sithis knows you've earned it. Damn!

When you're ready for another contract, you need only ask. That's incredible. Ah, Assassin. Assassin, I must speak with you. It is quite urgent. A sealed letter just arrived from a Dark Brotherhood courier. Okay. I recognize this type of parcel.

It contains sealed orders. It's addressed to you from Lucien Lechance. You must open these sealed orders immediately and follow their instructions to the letter. It would seem the black hand itself has a task for you. Let me guess. He wants me to kill us. everybody here. You have served the Dark Brotherhood well in the short time that you've been with us. Indeed, the rate of your enhancement has been remarkable. Now the Black Hand itself is in need

your abilities. You must proceed with all haste to my private refuge in the ruins of Fort Farragut, located in the forest northwest. When you arrive, we will discuss the nature of your special assignment. I cannot stress enough the importance of your swift arrival. There are unseen powers working to unravel the very fabric of the Dark Brotherhood. The Black Hand is counting on you to prevent this disaster. Do not share the contents of this message to anybody in Charon Hall Sanctuary, including Oceva, and make no mention of your journey to Fort Farragut. Also be warned, my refuge is guarded with denizens who will attack any interloper. Get through these rotting sentinels, and you will surely have earned the right to visit my private sanctum.

Okay. I have to go. I have to go talk to my boy. Oh, he's right over there. Okay, great. All right, let's get this. He invited you to his private ditty party. Is that true? Wait, guys, is that true? Oh no! Alright, let's go open this way. Do you have no idea? I don't know. I thought he was gonna have me kill everybody in there. It's like, you know, like some like fucking Sith rule of tooth shit.

You know, that's what I was kind of expecting. Wait, are there bad guys here? Okay, well, we'll just go inside. Okay. Just wait. All right, all right. Oh shit. Damn, this fish got a lot of health. Damn, what the fuck?

Got him. That's a dead-ass bitch. Damn, he got a silver arrow, too. I'm gonna get some of these steel arrows. I could always sell them, right? Damn, bro. They were trying to dick me down. Yeah.

Okay. We can't get dicked. We don't get dicked. Okay, 11 silver arrows. That's insane. Okay, let's keep going. Dwarven shield. Do I care about that?

Yeah, actually I do. That's really good. Dwarven Warhammer. That's $430. Oh, that's really good. You missed a chess, bro? You know what? I bet I probably did. This guy's got some really good loot in this house, so let's go look around. That's smart. We don't want to go down there. Maybe go down here. Oh, that's bad.

Yeah, we don't want to go down because you see the spikes. You guys see that? Real bad. more spikes what about this weapon that's 13 damage for that Claymore I should probably try to sell those I don't see these chests guys oh shit

what's up bitch got him and that's a mace too I don't think I really need that okay I think we're we've pretty much explored around enough maybe there's an I didn't go to, but let's just try to go to Lucian at this point.

I see. My boy. I have been waiting for you, assassin. We have not spoken in some time, but I am well aware of your accomplishments within the dark brotherhood. Yes. That is why I have sent for you. I'm afraid there is a situation. The time has come to test both your skill and any.

your loyalty to Scythus. The black hand is learned that the dark brotherhood has been infiltrated by whom and for what purpose we do not yet know. Oh shit. What we do know is that there is some link between the traitor and the Chadenhall sanctuary. The traitor has tainted that place beyond repair. It was learned that the trader has been active for quite some time since before you joined the brotherhood that absolves you of any suspicion wait you can't possibly mean oh but I do you've been selected by the black hand to perform the ancient right known as purification everyone inside the sanctuary must die you must break one of the tenants you have sworn to uphold I know I knew it expected turn of events but drastic measures must I fucking knew it. Oh, Chiva, Descente Valtieri, and Tuaneta Marie,

Gogran, Grobalmag, Talindril, Mirage Dar, and Tainava. All these family members must die. From this point forward, you are no longer bound by the five tenants. Damn. This will forgive any murder, any theft, So long as you serve the black hand. Okay. When the right of purification has been completed,

return to me here at Fort Farragut. And we will discuss your future. Now, take these special gifts. They will help you greatly. One is a poisoned apple. The other, a unique scroll of summoning. Good luck. Silence.

Damn. Of course recall, Rufio, the feeble old man I sent you to kill when we first met. Yeah? He was weak in life, but his spirit is quite angry. Oh, I have to summon the guy I murdered? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Angry ghost for assistance.

He will appear. Unleash his anger. Oh, that's lit. Oh, that's lit. And then disperse. The Dark Brotherhood is an ancient organization. We have survived for millennia. Sometimes to ensure that survival, drastic measures are required.

Yes. The purification is one of the most extreme measures we are forced to carry out. Indeed, it has only been carried out twice. Before now, that is. The five tenets are the laws that guide and protect us. But sometimes even they must be broken to protect the sanctity of our beliefs. That makes sense. Yeah, true.

Yeah, true. ...that means the dark brotherhood of mistrust and treachery. Those who are slain are offered to Sithis as a symbol of fealty. And hopefully we kill the traitor in the process. Hopefully, yeah, that'd be nice. Until the purification is complete. No given sanctuary will ever be considered secure. Damn.

Make haste. The sanctuary must be purified. if this treachery is to be undone. Damn, bro. We got to kill everybody. I mean, if we got to do it, we got to do it, right? I mean, like, that's just, that's life. It's just a lot.

It's really a lot. We got to do it. Okay. Human heart. Oh, it's $40? That's a lot. I'm going to take that. A very hard barrel.

Okay. Let's go. Kill him and see. instead? Why would I do that? That's my boy. Like, why would I kill him? You can cut your weapons with poison? Now, he could be the one that was the traitor and they could have found out that it was him. And so now they're, uh, he's trying to have me kill everybody else because he's been discovered. That's possible, definitely. But we're going to assume that's not the case. Hello. You are like, well met. Spill some blood. Let me, let me save. I don't know what happens if I say

contract. Good day. The chance would not have selected you for a contract unless he had the utmost confidence in your abilities. Best not let him down. Okay. Spill some blood for me, dear brother. Ah, dear friend, may I steal a moment of your time?

No. I have a rather delicate situation I was hoping you could help me with. This is a personal matter and we'll have no bearing on your standing within the Dark Brotherhood. Would you like to hear more? Sure I find your decision most agreeable Now the details

Far south of here On the southern end of Syrilyle Lies a swamp called Bogwater Hiding in that swamp You will find an Argonian shadow scale named Scartale Kill this renegade

And bring me his heart As proof of the deed Should I do this? I think I should do it So it's a secret contract then Is it? You must be moving up the world. Congratulations. May you walk always in the shadow of Sithis, dear brother? Let me see what this bitch wants.

Let me, let me eat. Let me do it a little bit. I'm going to get a bite. I have to do that one first, right? I should do that one first. You've seen Lucien La Chance then. Good, good. I know whatever task he has for you

will be carried out with skill and discretion. Very true. Lucian La Chance's word is law. Whatever contract he has given. you must be carried out without question. Okay. Go now, dear family member and me. I've been meaning to ask you about your last country.

I heard there was some... Okay. Let's go find out this scar tail guy. Where the fuck is this? Okay, quests, Renegade Shadow Scale. Where's the dick sucker? Where did the dick sucker at?

There's the dick sucker. Let's get him. Let's go get him. That's all right. Good afternoon. Hello. Hi. Sitting on top of bay.

We'll find out. The lizard's house is hollowed out rock. Oh, that's all right. I'll find it. I just go over there. Shut up, bitch. Let's go this way. Oh, let me actually see.

Why is my gear broken? Which gear do I have? It's broken. Um Oh wow Both of my pieces are broken Okay Let me get the repair armor

Repair hammer Okay and we're gonna do We're gonna double up on this Yeah there we go Okay that should be enough Armour increased to 37 That's pretty good Let's go

Am I still a vampire? I think so yeah I mean nothing's really changed So I would assume that I am So the plan right now now is we have to go over to this guy and we kill him and then we come back to the different area and then we kill everybody else you can cure at that cave they cure what like i i don't need to cure being a vampire i think that's fine yeah you need to rest three days no i don't

have to do shit i just have to go over to this guy and stab him this is the easiest quest of my life there's a cure for vampirism but you can get uh but you can get it back anyway Yeah, I bet it's probably just like some sort of like a setting basically. Yeah, I just don't know what it is yet. Right, y'all ready? Is it time, gentlemen? Let's do it. What a little loser.

What a loser. Okay, um, iron long sword. We don't care about that. We get five gold. Well, that's nice. That was really easy. Damn, okay. Well, that's a dead-ass bitch.

Now let's go turn it back in. Did you get his heart? Did I need his heart? Oh, I have to bring his heart back? Oh, okay. That's okay, I'll just come back. That's all right. No, it's okay. I should have taken his heart just for... Just for shits and giggles anyway, to be fair.

Okay. Um... And... Okay, now I have his heart. Okay. Great. And it looks like he doesn't have any treasure. Wait, how old that rock? A hundred gold? Holy shit.

I'm fucking rich. All right. This is, this is amazing. I'm getting paid. Let's go over here. And now we've got to turn this in. And then we're going to kill everybody. All right, buddy. I got you, bro.

I got you. Of that, I am sure. You have slain scarteril. Yes. Well done. Yes. Please, take these boots as payment for your services. Yes.

They are called the boots of bloody bounding and carry a powerful enchantment. I'm sure you will find them most useful. May you walk always in the shadow of Sith. What a nice guy? What are my boots that he gave me? Boots of Bloody Bounding. They're enchanted. Wow, that's nice.

Should I use them? I can't use the armor if I use these boots. I think I should use the armor instead. Oh, acrobatics and fortified blade. That's pretty good. I think the total armor is better, at least for now. Okay, so I guess what I need to do is I need to find where everybody is and then kill them. So we'll kill Oceva first.

I think that's the smart thing to do. But let's check down at the bottom. Okay, there's nobody else. else here. That's good. You are like a dark gift from the night mother herself. Please. I'm gonna wait for him to leave. I'm gonna let him walk back to his house and then I'm gonna kill him.

Talk to the cat. Okay, I'll talk to the cat real quick. Where is Mr. Cat? So good to see you. Is there anything you need? Where's Mr. Cat? He must be in here. Save? Yeah, good idea.

Hell my brother. There you are. Look, I've been thinking. And, well, I guess I just want to say that I am sorry for the way I've treated you in the past. I mean, look at you. The things you've accomplished. You've obviously proven yourself a valuable member of this sanctuary. So let's start over, shall we? I know from now on you and I are going to be great friends.

Now, is there something you would like to buy or sell? Oh, a secret assignment, you say. Come on, can't you give your old pal Marajdar a hint? Who do you have to kill? Anyone I know? Yeah. Can I interest you in some of my wares? As a matter of fact.

Sell them your crap? Oh, you're right, you're right. I should sell my garbage to him. Let's haggle. Okay. Um, I'm gonna just sell that. That's a good deal. It's a fair deal.

Okay. And, Uh, this shield is not as good as the other one, so we're going to take the Dwarven shield. I'm going to get rid of the Imperial Watch shield instead. A fine transaction. And Legion armor as well. We don't need this many helmets. Might as well sell this one. Deceivers Finery. We're going to keep that.

Okay, I think that's basically everything that I wanted to sell. But we also have... Okay, so the Dwarven Claymore is worse than the Dremora claimant. So we're not even going to use that. We're going to just sell that. And then the Warhammer, this sucks too. A good price for a good customer. And I should probably sell all my silver arrows, but I'm not going to yet.

And I have two silver bows. So, because I already have Shadow Hunt, I'm just going to sell my bows. And steel bows, we're going to sell those as well. That's more than I usually. And we're also going to sell all these steel arrows because we don't need any of these. Not a lot of money, right? Steel cut list, same thing. Let's just get this off my screen.

Silver long dick. I don't really need this. I think we're just going to get rid of it. And so now that I've sold everything to him, I think it might be time for him to die. What do you guys think? How are we feeling about killing him? You guys feel good about killing him right now?

Thank you for your patronage. Buy the lockpicks first. Oh, you're right. You're right. Hour of cowardice. I of Sithis, detect life. Lock picks. Yeah, let's buy 30 lock picks.

And we'll also buy some repair hammers too. Okay. It's time. Buy a spell. May I interest you in some of my fine wares? So if I, I feel like I should get Shroudwalk and Will of Sithis, right? because that's mind control.

Definitely visage is O.P. Oh, wow. Invisibility on self for 35 seconds. I could also restore health as well. I want to get the mind control, right? No. Okay.

I'm just thinking right now, hell yeah. Only six mobs kind of weak. Yeah, I'm just thinking about what else I could do. Okay. I'm just going to get, I guess we'll get shroud walk and then he dies Actually we'll get this and we'll get shroud walk Okay we got everything

Alright let's go now he dies right Tell your friends about me Until we meet again my dear friend Okay nobody else is in the area Great's okay That was fucked up I know I was heartbroken when you rejected me Tell me what I can do to win your heart.

Oh, bro. This guy is Simp? No witnesses? Reload? Unlock his chest. You're right. Oh, everybody's going to have a chest. So I'm just going to get all their chests.

But I'll open this one for now. So good to see you. Is there anything you need? Yes. Take it. It's worthless to me anyway. She's going to kill him. Take it.

It's worthless to me anyway. Why, brother? Why? Why? Why these nuts? Get the fuck out of here, bitch! Okay. Guide to Chan Hall, we got that.

We got the new long sword. We got this. Oh, wow. That's what it's all about, boys. That's what it's all about. Now we've got to kill somebody else. I'm going to wait for him to leave, and I'm going to kill her. Just bit of a mistake.

Definitely a mistake there. I didn't mean to do that. I really made a mistake. I've really fucked up there. Wait, she's got the Lusty Argonian maid too? Why did she have that? Oh no. So good to see you. Is there anything you need? Fucking got him. Fucking got him. There it is.

Nice! Yes! Opodoro! Okay, and now let's go inside of here? The training room? Okay, great, perfect. I know what you're thinking. Go Gron. He's too big to be sneaky.

Well, you're right. Me? I'd like to just go in and hack my targets to pieces. Ha ha ha. La Chance gave me a special assignment once. Had to go all the way to Somerset Isle for that one. Killed me about 30 elves. Ah, ha ha.

Good times. Happy hunting, my brother. Thank you. Let's fucking get his ass. Take his axe. I can just, um... I can just loot it when he's dead, right? Yes, okay, good.

It's worthless to me anyway. Battle axe of cold? Full dwarven armor? Oh shit! Oh! Shit! Wow! Okay, I think we have one person left. Two? Okay.

A little bit of this. A little bit of that. It's just this guy. It's just him. Summining the ghost will be lit? Okay, you guys really want me to summon the ghost. Um, where is the summoning thing? Magic?

There is no magic tab. Oh, oh, I see, I see. Summon Rufono's gifts. What's up, bro? What's up, bro? And now he dies. Night mother, I beg your mercy. I beg these nuts.

Oh, I get his heart back. That's nice. Great. Well, that went really well. That was amazing. What a good day for me. Damn, what's this bitch got a bunch of garbage in here for? It's an avish arrow of misery.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Iron bow. Long sort of sparks. That's kind of shitty. I don't think I want that. I think everybody's dead, right? Tail and drill.

Who the hell is tail and drill? Where the fuck is she? She's over here. Waiting's easier? Okay, that's a good idea. Still? We're going to keep waiting. Let's go get them now.

She's back. Ah, geez. I think I'm going to go back inside and wait for her to come back because I'm also dying from the sun. Okay. Let me wait again. Seeing you again is like a blessing from the nightmother herself. Hello, brother. It's good to see you again. The night mother has been smiling upon you, I hope.

Yes. La Chans has given you a secret assignment. Ooh, she's worried. But I've been asking for this chance for so long. Surely he doesn't doubt my abilities. I think he does. May your arrows always strike true. The purification is now complete.

Every Dark Brotherhood member, based out of Chain House Sanctuary, has been killed. I must now report back to Lucian. Perfect. Okay. What a good day to be me. And let me go in here. or two. I don't know what I'm in combat with, it doesn't matter. And I open the key, base ring of nihilism. That is massive. That's huge. What? What? That's what I thought.

All right, now let's go turn this back in. Man. Man. You take her bow? I didn't need it. I already have a really good bow. Whoa. Um, okay, I'm gonna go inside. Wait till nighttime? Yeah, I got it. No big deal. You killed the dead? Yeah, I killed the ass, bro. Like, that was easy.

Or an alteration spells, they unlock doors and chess. I don't need to do that. I'm a master lock pick anyway, so it doesn't matter. Let's go talk to Lucian. I am. Okay, where the hell do I come in from? Come here, come in here from. Maybe it's over here.

Oh. Oh. We gotta go in through there. What's up, bro? The ritual of purification is complete. Well done. Scythus has been appeased, and the time has come to acknowledge and reward

your unwavering loyalty. The black hand is most pleased with your progress. You have been invited to share in secrets that few within the Dark Brotherhood, even know exist. Your life in the sanctuary is over. Those contracts are behind you. Now you will serve the black hand.

You will serve me. From this moment forward, you will walk in the shadows as my silencer. You will receive contracts only from me. Your new life has begun. All hail sit this. All hail the void. Hail Sith is indeed, my child.

Now listen closely. No longer will you receive your orders directly. Instead, you will visit secret dead drops. Your next contract can be found at the dead drop on Hero Hill southeast of here. A hollow in the moss-covered rock contains all you need to know. When you leave here, we will not speak again unless I deem it necessary. Ah, yes, there is one last thing.

I have for you a very special gift. Waiting just outside is a magnificent steed named Shadomir. She has served me well. I present her now to you as a token of my trust. And love, now go. And may Sith is guide you in this new stage. of your life's dark journey go now child of Scythus walk in the shadow of fear and bring glory to our dread father where this motherfucking horse out where the motherfucking horse at bro where's it at jeez this is kind of awkward uh uh oh oh geez uh geez guys

Ooh, geez, guys, okay. Uh, yeah, ooh. Yeah, man, that's just, yeah. Sad. I look how the first thing I felt bad about after murdering all my friends is making the horse sad. You know, it's just normal stuff, right? I got to pause. I got to pause.

I got to pause. I got to do stuff. I actually wasn't really planning on playing hardly at all today. I feel like this is a perfect time to stop and pause. Damn, bro. Like, I... I'm feeling like a pimp. This is good.

Thoughts on a quest line so far? It's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. We might play more at this tomorrow. I'm not sure what exactly your plans are. I was going to play no rest for the wicked tomorrow. I got a sponsor to play it, which is fucking amazing. Because they put a big update out.

I'm going to play that tomorrow. But I might play this also. It depends on what's happening. But yeah, that is the plan. And it's only half the quest line. Really? Oh, my God. Bro, what the...

Jesus. This is crazy I don't even know what to say What a day What a fucking day That is nuts This is just a side quest Cinema

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