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Episode Date: August 25, 2025

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Now, yesterday, obviously, um, I, uh, I crashed out yesterday. Literally. Into my hallway. From my attic. So I was a little bit busy. I didn't have time. Yeah, not so good, right? And, uh, had to take the day off to deal with a few things.

But, um, now we have a day off. on. So let's get into it, guys. I also wanted to say that a lot of you guys have been asking me about playing Expedition 33. Read the title. Friday. We are playing Expedition 33. We are playing it on Friday. But until then, let's get to it. The day after, the day after. Yeah. The day after, day after tomorrow. Yes, there you go. All right, let's try this out. Let's get into it. Okay, confirm from your last saved game. All right.

So I was an assassin and I was killing people. And let me go back. I'm going to check my quests and make sure I have everything there. I must break into the imperial prison and kill a dark elf prisoner. I received a special bonus if I managed to not kill any guards. Again, to the imperial prison through the connecting sewers, which can be accessed through a locked manhole outside of the prison walls. Vincente has provided me with a key.

Okay, great. and let me make sure that I have everything ready so I've got my clayboard and I have I think we're gonna you know what we're gonna do I'm gonna put my dagger this dagger of M-bars

actually this sufferthorn is way better oh yeah this is way fucking better and so that way I can use this to assassinate people and I'm pretty much totally good with this resist poison we don't really care a whole lot about that

and I'm using the in order to do the quests, I feel like I should use this armor because it looks cool. I look so cool with this. So, let me go back and we're going to look, okay, so Imperial Prison Sewer.

Let's get over to there right now. You are like a dark gift from the night mother herself. Love cool. Yeah, I mean, I think that this game does, like as I said, I played this game as a kid. I was like 15 or 16, right? But like, I played a game. when I was younger, and I didn't really know a lot about the game at all.

This game's really good. Like, I, again, like, I was immediately sold on this game being peak about 15 seconds into the, into the cinematic for the beginning of the game. Like, I was already, oh, okay. Oh, I didn't realize. I wasn't familiar with this. Game pay is so 2006. Yeah, gameplay is not amazing, but it doesn't matter to me.

I play plenty of shitty games. Like, there's a lot of games that don't have great gameplay, but if they have great aesthetics and great environment, then that's what matters to. Okay. Oh, wait. We're back to where it all began. Oh, shit. I didn't, I just realized that.

Oh, wow. Okay, well, let's go inside. Needs the gate. And I'm not supposed to kill any guards. I've entered the sewers. Now I must proceed to the sewers into the prison itself and kill Vail and Dress. Okay. Considering my weapon could be lower durability,

what I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to use my weaker weapon just to kill these smaller animals. And that way we don't... Wait. Where the fuck? Oh. Gate active... Wait.

Huh? Oh, oh, I see. I see. Bitch. I guess I shouldn't really need to do that, right? No, there's no real reason to. To go up to the top. Slot? Wait, a slaughterfish?

What the fuck is a slaughterfish? Scales. Okay, well, let's get those. Oh, shit. Okay, fuck them. Door to the sewers. Let's go in here. Put difficulty on default, man.

I am on default. I would play it with a higher level of difficulty, but it just makes everything else a damage sponge. Like, that's the only reason I'm not. And also, I feel like with the, the difficulty of the game, like, since it's like an older game, there's no real, um, there's no real challenge, right? It's like usually, uh, cheesing, basically. All right, got him. We'll go to this one. But that's the only reason I haven't, that's the only reason I haven't turned it up.

It becomes a chore and a high difficulty? Well, there's just, there's no real gameplay, right, with it? Like, that's my point. Okay. And also, I've got to do, this is a stealth mission anyway, so it shouldn't really matter. I don't think these crabs are guards. I'm pretty sure they're not, actually. I don't have to do this, do I? I think I do. I've got two lock picks.

I'm gonna quicksave right now. Wait, did I just quick save over my quicksave? F9. Oh my God, I hit the wrong button. Oh! Fuck! Okay, um... All right, let me think what I can do.

So what if I turn this wheel? Let me see, maybe I can get around this. It's only gold. Fuck. Oh, my God. Can you go buy some? I think I have to, right? Motherfucker.

Just give me a minute. Check them out. No, I know where I'm going. I think. This is not a big deal, guys. It's totally... This is... I plan to do this. It's not even a big deal.

Loaded AutoSafe? No, it's okay. This is just in general, the way that I... The way that I feel? Okay, so where do I buy lockpicks? Probably the market district, right? The black market. Shady Slim?

Who's shady Slim? That's Slim. Okay, guys, guys. Guys, where the fuck do I buy it? Stables, Imperial City. Okay. well, the stable should be like right here, right? Yeah?

Okay. It says I'm taking health damage. How could I be taking health damage? I'm a fucking vampire. Oh my God. I'm a fucking vampire. And so I can't... Okay, here's what I have to do.

I know what to do. We're going to go inside. And we have to wait now. It's okay. Well, I didn't see myself taking any damage. Like, usually, like a vampire just gets immediately melted by sunlight, so I assume that's not how it worked. Okay, so now I should be able to go over there, right?

I'm still taking health damage. Maybe if I do it really fast. Okay, that didn't work. All right, 8 p.m. I didn't know that. Okay, we'll do three hours. You lay on your back with a blissful feeling of peace swirling through your brain. Wait, vampire skills added to the... Wait, what?

Wait, what the... As a man leads toward you, you recognize the rose of a necromancer, and you see a glint of light from his scalpel as it begins to cut through your... Wait, what the fuck? What's happening to me? Active effects. Vampirism. Sun, damn it. Oh, fuck.

This is bad. Okay, now we'll go back over there, okay? We should be able to travel now. That's okay. We had a little bit of a hiccup there, but everything's fine. So this is the inn? Or is the stables? You guys told me that there's a stable.

I don't see this shit. It's across the bridge. Okay. This bridge? Yes, okay. I've never seen this before. I don't know what I'm doing. So we're going to just do whatever we can and should be fine.

Chestnut handy stables. How did I not know that place before? Okay, we're here. Wait, does this mean I can get my, uh, my horse armor? I'm here. Hello. Hello. I'm Brilis Gawi. And no, we don't sell horses, but we do eat well.

The stables are owned by an orc and, you know, orcs and horses. What about orcs and horses? Take care. Okay, you said follow the wall. Where's the guy? Why is he following me? Just keep going. Okay.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Come here. I got what you need. You need something special? Check out my wares. You won't find this stuff at your local general store. That's for damn sure.

This is slim, shady. I'm sure there's something to suit you. Okay, so, scuma. What the hell is scuma? Lock picks. I'm going to buy 30 lockpicks. How many should I buy? actually. All of them? Okay.

Okay. Come back and see me again. All right, that's fine. Come see me anytime, friend. Now we're gonna go back. Now we go to the Imprisional sewer, Imperial Sewers, and it's okay. I should have bartered. I didn't think about it. I just, bro, I just bought. Honestly, I didn't barter. I bawled out. Okay? Let's go inside.

Now we will not make this mistake again. Okay? I made the exact same mistake I just made. All right, let's go this way. It says my armor's broken. Is that bad? I think that's bad. Scuma will fix your vampic? No, it will not. You don't know what you're talking about. You're just lying. You want me to drink that just to be like, ha ha, look at Dumb Baldy. He believed me and he was wrong. He's so stupid. You think you're going to do that? Absolutely not. Okay. Alright, so I am quick saving at this very moment. I'm going to try 10 lock picks and I'm gonna do this myself.

I have to save again. Oh my God. Bro, I actually fucking did it. That felt really good. I'm gonna be honest. I'm feeling really cute right now. Who are these floppers? What are these floppers doing?

Get out of here. Okay, loot that. Hmm. I guess you have to go this way. My God. I'll check over here. Mine as well. Okay.

Uh, we don't want to go up there. Actually, yeah, we do. Right? It says exit to the sanctum. Let me make sure that I'm going to right way. Yes. Okay. All right, got it.

I did it once so I can do it again. Of course, I'm proud to do my duty. But it's a waste of time. What are we guarding? Cold stone and shadow. I'm a gamer. You're right. I'm not disagreeing with you. Believe me.

Those assassins got what they wanted. The emperor is dead. They got no reason to come back. That's exactly what I'm saying. But will the captain listen? No. We must have a presence. The prison must remain secure.

You're going to be careful? Yeah, what a laugh, huh? Just who are we keeping secure? Dreth? Since that other one got away, he's the only one rotting down here. Yeah, well, I guess you can't. Blame Captain Montrose too much. This is his big...

Do I have an invisibility potion? I do not. Okay, yeah, true enough. Oh well. Look at my face. Huh. So the more he turns into a vampire, the more he looks like me. And back to my watch, hey, don't...

Oh, I'll be there. How could I miss a chance to see you cower before that big ork bouncer? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. I ain't afraid of no one. Courage is me. my middle name. I... Uh, never mind.

Hello? Who's there? It says I have to go back. Am I going the right way or should I go back? Keep going? Okay. We have to be very sneaky. Very sneaky. That's where he was at. We're actually making really good progress.

I don't want to... This could be it. This could be it. Holy shit, this is it. Save, save, save. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus. Kill? We will kill. Allergy? Yeah, a little bit.

Look, this is it. This is it! I have to admit, I'm going to miss you, Dres. The late night beatings, your pitiful little prize for help. Filthy, I told you I was going to get out of here. My time's almost up, and there's nothing you can do about. I'm going to wait. Yeah, well. What's it been?

Seven, 80 years. We've had a good long run. You and me. I always knew it would end someday. Eleven, 11 years in this rat-infested old. But I'm getting out, and you'll still be stuck in here. Oh yeah? And where will you go, huh? What will you do?

You can't survive out there, dread. You're an animal. You belong in that cage. I'll remember that when I'm lying on the beaches of... Somerset Isle with your wife, you imperial pig. Damn! Right. And you'll be rich, too.

Oh, and you'll become a king. You know it, I. Make sure, what's the guy's name that I have to kill? Vell Andres. You'll see, you Imperial dog. When I get out of here, all of Tamria will know my name. Veilandren. Vailen Dress.

All right, all right. I'm tempted to let you out right now if you'll just shut up. Where is he? Oh, yes. Wait, I know you. You, you're the one. That day the emperor was killed. They went through your cell.

You lucky bastard. But you came back? Come on, you've got to help me. Let old Vailen out of this cell. You've got your freedom. Now give me mine. What do you say, huh? Come on, friend. I should say nothing, right? And that way I unlock it.

Because I don't have... Do I have the key? Say nothing. What's the matter with you? You're right, I can look around and find it. I saw you escape. Now you're crazy enough to come back. That's smart. I have a little read a few books real quick.

Get that education up. So this is where it all came from. All right. Phelan Dreath is dead and no guards have been killed. I must return to the sanctuary and speak with Vincente Valtali to receive my reward as well as a bonus. What a good day to be me. What a good day to be me.

Well, I guess let's leave. Can I kill the guards now since I already... Like, I'm already done, right? I can kill the guards now? No, okay, I won't. So I can just... I'm just gonna run away, though. It's not the right door.

And we're gonna go right outside of here. Yay! All right, that went pretty, well, didn't it? How about that? What a good day to be me. Why is my health going down? Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Okay. Um, okay. Uh, Oh, Jesus. Okay. All right. All right. I'm gonna go... Okay. Let's go back on. So we gotta go back inside. We're gonna go back inside. Holy fuck. Okay.

Let's wait. Jesus. I had to go back to jail. If you suck enough blood, you can walk into sun. That's okay. Now I go back and I turn this in. Okay, and everything is fine now. And now let's go turn to shit back in.

I'm gonna be real, boys. I cooked the fuck out of him. Like, that quest, like that was expertly done. The only thing is that to be fair, I did read that the key was on the gate on the table. I'm going to be honest, I did read that. That was a bit of cheating. But otherwise, things was good. Shanked his ass, yes.

Okay, talk to the guy in the university. Yeah, I know. They told me to do that. You don't want to react to each a chair? I already did, man. You can check Vod maybe half hour ago. Okay. Open door.

All right. Let's get that fucking reward. boys. Nice. What's up, bitch? You infiltrated the imperial prison, eliminated veil and death, and killed not one guard. Yes. Most

excellent. In addition to your standard reward, I present to you this bonus. Behold the scales of pitiless justice. Yeah. While carried, the scales will magically enhance your strength, intelligence, and agility. But diminish

your personality. Nobody cares about powerful tool indeed there you are welcome welcome welcome welcome to the family I'd hug you but oh chiva told me not too okay how you doing buddy the mythic dawn have been leaving notes in Talos Plaza I hope no one believes their lies okay happy hunting my brother I am I've been meaning to speak with you. Yes, brother. I've been meaning to ask you about your last contract.

I heard there were some complications. Oh, yes, that was quite a situation. I got myself into. Hail my word to admit. I had quite a bit of fun cleaning up my own mess. Sometimes I wonder how you survive at all without me being there to watch your back. I think we saw this one. I have a special contract that needs fulfillment.

Okay, here we go. In truth, I don't wish to offer it to any other family members. I'm special. I've come to rely on your abilities. What is the contract? We're usually called upon to take a life, but not this time. This contract requires us to stage the assassination of a marked man. Are you ready?

Yes, I am ready, I accept. You must go to the city of Coral and break into the house of Francois Montieri. Inside, you will find Motierre waiting for you. Do not kill him. Do not kill him. Francois Motieri is a marked man. He owes a considerable sum to the wrong kind of people. So they have sent an enforcer to kill him.

Here, you will use this specially poisoned knife to stage Motierry's death in the enforcer's presence. Mottieri himself will provide more details. This is an unusual contract. Mottieri had to make a special arrangement with us before it was approved. I trust in your professionalism. So do I. The knife I gave you has been coated with a rare poison called Lango wine You need only cut Mutieri once and he will appear to die

Okay And then they gave me an antidote I'll spill some blood for me dear brother So I guess what I have to do is I have to stab him And then I give him the antidote After the enforcer looks at him and he finds out he's dead Easy Easiest job of my life

Insurance job Yeah it's basically insurance fraud that's correct Have you guys ever committed insurance fraud? I haven't yet. I have a lot of friends that have, but like I've never done it before. Hopefully soon. Castle Choril. Let's go to Castle Chorrel.

Nice try FBI. Good one. Oh! You should really get into a healer. You're looking rather pale. This is too much like real life. I don't like this. Wait, fuck. I can't go inside anywhere. Okay, wait. No, I can make it in there. I can make it in there. We're fine. We're okay. Fuck, I can't go inside.

Wait, there's got to be a way to get inside this dude's house, right? It's a trap? Go into box? I can't. Doesn't let me. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

Crate, maybe? No. I have to go inside. I have to go inside. Let's go inside the end. Okay. So, fuck. All right.

I don't know how. how to get inside of there. I'm thinking that I just actually have to pick the locks. What do you guys think? I feel like that's the right option, right? You do? Yeah, all right, let's do it. I am a lock picking god.

This should be easy for me. I have to save. Here we go. I'm gonna get this, all right? I'm actually so, I'm actually so fucking good at this game. I'm so fucking good at this game, bro. like, oh my God. Okay, all right, I'm quick saving.

Oh, well, um, Hello, hello. Must be the one Lucy and La Chance told me about. Yeah, yeah. I've been expecting you. We haven't got much time, I'm afraid. I borrowed quite a bit of gold from some underworld types. I, uh, I missed a payment.

Oh. Now they don't even want the money. They say I insulted them. They've sent an enforcer to kill me. His name is hides his heart. And he's on his way. here now. That's why I hired you. So you can fake my death.

Okay. Go on, I'm listening. Well, when Heides' heart gets here, I'll put on a little act. You'll cut me with your poison knife, and that violin foreser will think I'm dead. You must then flee from Coral, and Heides' heart must not be killed.

That way he can go back and tell his employers I'm dead. If you wait a day, my body will be put on display in the Coral Chapel Undercroft. You can come to me then and administer the antidote. Got all that? Good. Heights his heart will be here any moment. Get ready. Oh, I do hope this works. Give me a minute. I've got to focus on this. It's the Langador Blade, right?

I think that's it. Yes. Mortieri, I know you're in there. My employers are most displeased. I'm coming in and you can beg for your life. I'm gonna go with the other side. Not that will do you any good. Motier, I am here to exact payment in blood. You four. Gotcha bitch. Got your bitch.

I, er-l-l-d-r-d-r-l-d-l-lp. Time to run. Ho's mad. Oh shit. I'm getting out of here. Where the fuck do I go? Where the fuck do I go? Oh!

Jumped over him. I jumped over him. Get it, gout, gout, go out. Must wait a day. Mortyria can be discovered in place in coral. Intercraft on heaven on mortuary. And this answer is that the revive him. Okay.

Hi there. Hi. I wait a day. I wait one day. One entire day is how long I wait. I go shift, waiting, 24 waiting. And this is when I give him the antidote. It's a long time, bro.

I must be bored as fuck. Oh my God. God. Jesus. A warm, gentle breeze causes a tickle on your face, but as you go to brush it off, you find that you cannot move your arms. Looking at your skin, you realize it is turned to brittle green glass. Standing perfectly still, you breathe in the shadow, glops of air, knowing that moving would cause your skin to shatter into a thousand pieces. The tickle on your face worsens, and you know that you're about to sneeze as your skin shatters. You wake up sweating.

What? Whatever. I'm going down fast. I'm going down really fast. Is everything all right? I made it. I'm gonna heal up again. We have to go into there.

It's fine. I'm ready. I'm a battle master. Have mercy. Just one coin. We go inside of here. I'm inside. You should really get to a seat.

Shut up, bitch! I'm fine. Okay. Looks like there's nobody really in this area. Things should be fine. We have to find this guy. Where is he? It said I needed to go... Oh, I see.

Francis. Francis, my brother. I have administrated the Langareneurwine antidote, and Francis has awakened from his poison-induced sleep. I should now speak with him to make sure he's well enough to travel to the Grey Mine. Travel to the Greymire. Just a little bite. Just a little bite.

It's like a tip, you know? Like he's giving me a tip. Hey buddy, how you doing? Oh, I'm a bit stiff, but quite fine otherwise. Yeah. Ah, yes, the Undercroft. My family members are buried here, you know. Which, um, leads me to something I may have failed to mention before. My ancestors will see my revival as a desecration of their tomb.

This undercroft. is, well, quite cursed. Uh-huh. Any desecration will cause my ancestors to rise from their graves and defend their resting place. I can hear them coming as we speak. You must protect me, escort me to the gray mare where I can buy passage out of coral. Ah, here they come. Oh, my.

Are you fucking kidding me? Whartim Ho's at? I've fought Mud Crabs more fearsome than you. Whartim Hoz at. We don't need any of that. What's up, pussy? What's up, bitch? Am I supposed to be impressed?

I almost hit him again, bro. Like, okay, are there any more of his dead ancestors that we need to kill? What do you mean his ancestors didn't even have any loot? You tell me this family is like buried in here? They don't even have any stuff? This place is a shithole. Oh. Hello there. I have to go all the way out there.

Okay, I can make it over there. I'm gonna F5. Let's do it. We gotta go fast. Wait until night. I am the night. Actually, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I fed.

Yeah, so I'm okay. Okay, so Grey Mare, that's where we need to go. Damn, I thought that was gonna be a lot harder. Oh, the Grey Mare. Have you heard? Carl's finest repository of wine, women, and song. Oh, they got the hose here? Ah, the gray mayor.

From here I will be able to arrange for transportation out of Syrilyle. You have served me well, assassin. Francois is forever in your debt. Farewell. I'm sorry. I hear you. Have you heard any word? Did I just beat it?

I think I just beat the level. Am I a master? Guys, I think I'm a master assassin. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a master assassin. Let's go. We'll go to the next contract. I'm a master bader. What does that mean?

What do you mean by that? Okay, that's good on here. You have to go through the big gate. I really hope I get a big reward out of this, too. This should be something insanely fucking good. Like, I'm expecting to get paid. This is going to be crazy. I don't think I've ever been in here before.

You are like a dark gift from the night mother herself. Please, tell me how I can help. Ah, so Mottieri has escaped. Well done. I got a necklace I am pleased to award you this amulet Cruelty's heart as well as another advancement in rank

I hereby bestow upon you the title of Eliminator Your blood is cold Your heart hard You exemplify everything The Dark Brotherhood stands for I present to you now this key It unlocks the well

behind the abandoned house above Oh I know what that yeah Use it to gain hidden Quick access to this sanctuary Okay Well now you're You are an ambitious one, aren't you? I'm afraid I have no more contracts for you.

Wait, what? Our time working together has come to an end. What? Instead, you must report to Oceiva here in the sanctuary. Oh shit. She will be providing all your contracts from now on and is waiting for you as we speak. Damn, okay.

So where's this necklace? Cruelty's heart. What does this do? Show details. It's enchanted. What is it enchanted with? It doesn't even. even tell me what it has.

Hit H. Oh, okay, I get it now. Fortify willpower and, oh, wow. That's an insanely good fucking neck. That's exactly what I wanted. Hail, my brother. That's crazy. Okay, where's Oceiva?

They she is. I am, ah, greetings, I have been waiting for you. As Vicente surely told you, your time working with him has come to an end. Yes. From now on, You will receive all assignments directly from me.

In fact, your next contract is available now. Yeah. In the Imperial City, there lives a high elf who must be removed from existence. Finding this person may prove challenging. Are you interested? Yes. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. Your target is a high elf named Phalian.

He lives somewhere in the Imperial City and fancies. long walks. Okay. Unfortunately, that's all we know. We don't know which district he calls home, which establishments he frequents, or anything about his schedule. This contract will require a bit of detective work.

I suggest you speak to your fellow brothers and sisters and see if they can offer any advice. Ah, yes, there is one more thing. The Imperial City is also home to an Imperial Legion captain, named Adamas Philida. Adomis. Do you know who that is? No, I've never heard of him.

Philida has dedicated his life to eradicating the Dark Brotherhood. Oh. And he becomes rather irate when our duties take us to the imperial city. When that happens, he tends to make our lives uncomfortable. Let's not give the good captain any reason to go poking around in our affairs, mm. Okay. If possible, do away with Phelian someplace out of the way. definitely indoors with no other people around.

A secure location with no witnesses. This will make it look like a simple murder. Philida will be none the wiser and you'll receive a nice bonus. Now go and may Sithis go with you. All right. So we got to find out where this guy's at then. Let's see. What do you know?

Okay. All right, let's see. Oh, what about this guy? A pleasure to speak with you. And rumors. The Count of Skingrad is not all he seems. Let's just say I'm not the only one who enjoys his evenings. Okay, I don't know what that means.

I'm not sure. Click contract. Oops. My bad. While Phelian walks the street. The high elf Phelian lives in the imperial city and fancies long walks. Speak with your fellow family members. They may offer their insights.

Mm-hmm. Go now, dear family member, and may the night mother wrap you in her. Okay, let's look around. We'll see if we can find anybody else. So we need to find some people that are going to tell me where this Phelian guy is. Uh, let's go inside the living quarters. We're going to ask some people around here. Okay, where's he at?

All right. What about you? I know what you're thinking? Go, Gron. He's too big to be sneaky. Yeah, it's probably true. You're right. Me? I'd like to just go in and hack my targets to pieces. Ha ha. Contract.

Now, this is what I'm talking about. You kill them up close, face to face, and you still get the bonus. I wish all the contracts were like that. That's not what my contract is. An old priest and Kavach is worried about strange disappearance. That's not wasn't my contract. He sounded quite depressed. How can we win if even the priests lose their faith?

Okay, so that's clearly not it. Happy hunting, my brother. What about this bitch? I wish to, I welcome you to our family and this sanctuary. May you find yourself at home here in the loving embrace. Everybody's so nice here except for that furry. Contract? I do so love pursuing a contract in the Imperial City.

The alleys, the shadows. The challenge of evading fill it as legion. Well, okay. You walk always in the shadow of Sithis, dear brother. What about this one? I'm gonna just feed on her because she's hot. Talk. Hello, brother.

Oh, never mind. It's good to see you again. The night mother has been smiling upon you, I hope. Yeah. I'd never suggest you forfeit a bonus, of course, but killing Phelian indoors is so unappeal. Too bad you couldn't snipe him from a balcony First I guess you have to find him right

The elven races of the Imperial City are a community unto themselves Ask them about Phelian Okay May your arrows always strike through Nobody else is able to help me I feel like everybody's just giving me a bunch of bullshit, honestly Like none of these people have helped at all I've got one more place I can look and then I've got to go and find this fucker

Ooh, check the training room. Welcome, brother. So good to find me. Okay, now she's hot. I hope you're getting along all right. Contract. Know what I do? Talk to Phelian.

Learn who he is. Maybe then you can lead him to a secluded place. Duh. Then, when you're alone, you know. These people are fucking morons. I hope you don't get killed. I mean, if it isn't, then you.

You as member of the family. Let's get one thing straight. The tenants prevent me from killing you. But I don't have to like you. I'll sell you equipment, but only because Oceiva is making me. This family doesn't need any outsiders. Bold words from a furry. What does he have?

What does he have? Detect life on self, bowl of internal forest. That's $10,000. Oh my god. That's a lot of money. We have more lock picks. Densintegrate armor on strike. That's pretty good. Perdition's wrath. Wow. I should probably buy one of these invisibility potions. But I don't really have that much money, so I'm not going to worry about it right now. Yeah, this is, all these are pretty good. I don't, I'm going to get like 20, yeah, I'm going to get like maybe 20 lock picks. No, I'm going to haggle. Okay, good.

Take your trinkets and go. All right. Oh. Well met. Contract. The elves of the Imperial City are a fairly close-knit community. One of them will have at least heard of Phelian. You should ask around.

Great. So all this was just for them to just tell me, to ask the elves, Okay, okay, great. So that was a huge waste of fucking time. Massive waste of fucking time. But that's okay. Yeah, bro, like huge.

Let's go. All right. Go outside and then we can travel over there. And now we need to go there. Market District. So we're looking for a guy named Phelian and we need to stab him with a knife. It says one of these things is green, right?

Is this what my active quest is? Yes. Where the hell is he? Is he in here? Uh... Nope. Go to another one. The Elven District?

Oh, Elven Garden District. I see it now. Yeah, we can go over there. Speak. Okay. Maybe that's Phelian. How goes it? That's Houndolin.

That's the wrong guy. Okay, maybe I can find his house. Maybe he's in a tavern. Well met How are you? Welcome to the king and queen tavern No, you're right, I should ask That's smart, that's smart

I'm Pista Marillon Your faithful lady in waiting Is that wanted criminal Isn't he a master A Grey Fox? I hear he's dangerous too I've heard that the beggars spy for him Uh oh

Bye Okay, I'm gonna go outside I'm gonna ask that guy I should have asked them before It was a mistake not to Fucking now he's gone Let me eat Let me eat his dick real quick

And I'll talk to him Talk hello I'm only asking for enough To feed me kids Gray fox He's a fairy tale The Imperial Watch Pretends there is a thief king

named the gray fox Who controls all the thieves in Cyridil Yeah Of course it's all just mate Yeah. Blessings of Stendar upon you.

Stendar. Who the fuck is Stendar? Okay, it's a boarding house? Maybe this is it. Maybe he's in here. That's not an elf. Good evening. That's, is this an elf? Winston.

I just work for Luther. I don't want no trouble. No. Farewell. I can't go up there either. All right, we're going to wait until daytime. A gentle breeze. The tickle on your face worsens.

Do you know that you're about to sneeze? As your skin shatters, you wake up sweat. That sounds bad. Hello, can I help you? Okay. Farewell. All right. Let me ask this guy.

He's got a really nice armor. Farewell, citizen. I got to find these people, man. Hi there. Hello? I am Wumeek. Gods commend you. Dude, I can't find a single fucking person, man.

This is bad. What about that guy? I already talked to him. Talk to high elves? I don't know. I know. The only high elf that I saw, I just randomly ran away from because I wasn't even thinking. Maybe this guy. Maybe this guy. Hello? What can I do for you? That doesn't look like a high elf to me.

Goodbye. That's terrible. No. No. No. What? This person? Maybe I can go in her house. Well, well.

You interested in acrobatics training? No. You'll be quite a challenge. I'm Ida. Lenormon. No, bitch. Chorrel? Who the fuck is Chorrel?

Good day? Wrong district? How goes it? What is it now? Wait, what? I thought I had to go to the Elf District. No, y'all told me I had to go to the Elf District. Oh, it says green, it says green. What?

Abraham's house key. Well, that's really good. But it just told me it was green and now it's gone. Fuck, man. This guy looks... That's not an elf, right? Greetings, Nord. How is it?

Oh, hello. Fuck, man. That's not an elf. That's not an elf. That's definitely not an elf. Shit, man. The shopkeepers? Okay.

Let's try that. The magic shop? There's no way, is this guy? No, it's not. I've got to wait an hour, just to get my health back. Let me give it a second, actually. I gotta wait to re-gen. Things are not looking good for me right now.

Let me tell you that. Try the magic shop. Elves loves that shit. Okay. It's probably a good idea. Mystic Emporum. I don't know what Emporum is. Jasmine's good as new merch. That seems like a shithole.

The feed bag. Maybe they like jewelry, right? I mean, I like stupid shit like that. Shouldn't elves like jewelry? Is that an elf? That looks like Gene Simmons. What do you want? No.

Be seeing you. gotta go somewhere else John Snow yeah a little bit right just go with the marker and kill him I don't know where the fuck he is not a bad way to make someone go on Is this him?

That's not him Samuel Banteon used to be a thief If you're just learning how to pick a lock He's a good man to talk to That's not it So I've heard Have you heard

I already talked to this guy right What is it citizen Old bald Why is he running Why is this guy right. Salomon Giannett. I'm a mute, but now with

Don't care. Goodbye. Goodbye. Office of Imperial Commerce. The best defense. Magic, magic, magic. Magic. Okay, we go here. What can I do for you? Where the fuck is this bitch?

Phelian. Yes, I know who he is. But I'm really not in the habit of discussing such things with strangers. We'll see. Where'd you get that? That's good. Let's just talk.

What a great story. Don't waste your flattery on me. What a great story. I don't know how this shit that works. That's really funny. Don't try to manipulate me. Is that so? What a don't.

Oh, you can't scare me. You'll waste, wish I could. Don't try to. Oh, that's great. really too much. That's really funny. Oh, please. Remarkable. Not now. What a great story. I like that. Not now. You can't scare me. I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to figure it out. Is that so? I don't know what I'm doing. I wish I could say that. That's really funny. What nonsense. Okay. That's really funny. You're wasting your breath.

Not now. Really? Interesting. Come on, bro. Come on. I wish I could say that. That's really funny. I stop.

Not now. Not like... Let's just talk. I'm trying to figure it out. Oh, please. Where do you get that? Don't try to manipulate me. Oh, that's great.

That's really too much. What nonsense. Oh, please. Really? 50. I'm at 50. I think I need 50. Failing. Yes, I know who he is. Wait, that's not enough? We'll see. Seventy fucking five?

What a great. Where did you get that? That's good. Is that so? What nonsense. I'm going to do this. I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to be able to do it. I like that. A lot. Let's just talk. What nonsense. I'm going to do. I'm going to, I'm going to figure this out. figure this out. Not now. Not later.

Not well done. That's just talk. That's really funny. I'm doing this. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it. I like that.

A lot. You can't scare me. Not now. Wish I could say that. 65. I'm at 65. I'm at 65. Kiershi, thank you very much for the rate of 1,000 spicy. cats, it seems.

Hi guys, how you doing? I like that. A lot. Don't waste your flattery on me. What a great stool. Let's just talk. One more. One more. Here we go. Wait, it's... I see. Huh?

Failing you say? Why, yes, I know who he is, rather distasteful. I did it. I believe he lives at the Tiberseptum Hotel. Okay. That's in the Hi guys, make sure to follow. Tall-ass plaza. Okay.

Fair well. Let's go over there. Okay, it's this way. Don't forget to heal? I'm fine, guys. Tidings. This is normal. Okay.

Cur your vampism? No, I don't need to do that. I can survive on my own. I've never died. Okay, I think now we're here, right? Are we in a Talos Plaza now? No, we're not. Okay, yes we are. Yes, we are.

Okay, now we're in the hostel. Where is the guy? Good afternoon. Oh, she got those stupid ears. Where's he at? Phelian, yes, I know who he is. But I'm really not in the habit of discussing such things with strangers. Go ahead. I'm going to do 17.

You've got a point. That's a bit excessive, don't you think? I like that. A lot. Don't make me laugh. Okay. You win this one. Don't be silly.

Oh, that's great. You're full of it. All right. We're going to get this. We're going to make it happen. You're full of it. That's really funny. I can't argue with that.

Was that supposed to be a compliment? I can't argue with that You're full of it Nice, 10, 10, 10 Don't be silly That's huge How's it go again? That's enough

That's a bit excess You're full of it One more, one more Wait, I think I got it Phelian, you say Why yes, I know who he is I did it, I did it I did it

I believe he lives right here The type of septuette Do you know what you're doing? Talk to the public in Augusta Canadian. Not really. I'm sure she can tell you more about it. Public in the exhaust. Okay. Bye. Maybe she's upstairs.

I don't know if she's upstairs or not. I have no idea. Oh, maybe I could just find him in here. Maybe he's in here? Nope. I'm trying to do my best, bro. I'm trying to be smart. It's not working. Greetings to you.

That's not him. Greetings. Let me ask her again what she says. Phelian. You say, talk to the publican, Augusta Caledian. Publican. What the fuck is a publican? The fuck does that even mean?

This a front desk lady? Oh, I didn't know what that word meant. Greetings. Welcome friend to the Tiber Septum Hotel. I am Augusta Alidia, your hostess. We're a Phelian at. Yes, I know who Phelian is. Know quite a bit about him, actually.

But I probably shouldn't gossip. I mean, we hardly know each other. We'll see. Not now, not later, not ever. Yeah, I get it. I doubt it. Don't please. I'm sorry.

Okay. Good one. Don't please. I'm sorry. I doubt it. Don't try to manipulate me. I accept. I have no choice.

I doubt it. Yeah, I get it. Not now, not later, not ever. Whatever you want. I doubt. Yeah, I get it. Not now, not later, not ever. Fuck, fuck. I accept, I have no choice.

Don't talk such rot. Good one. I doubt it. This is, oh my God. Yes, yes. Whatever you said. Don't try to manipulate me. I doubt it. Good one. Yes, all right, all right. We're back in business.

We're back in business. Let's go. I doubt it. Good one. This is good. Not now. Not now. I have no... I doubt it. That's pretty good.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. That's pretty good. I doubt it. Don't try to manipulate me. Motherfucker. Don't waste your flattery on me. No more. You're frightening me.

That's pretty good. I doubt it. All right. All right. I doubt it. Yes, yes. What nonsense. Good one.

45? Okay. Whatever you want. I doubt it. Yeah, I get it. What nonsense. I think I'm making... I think I'm actually doing it. Sure, that's whatever you want. Don't waste your flatter. I doubt it. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Don't try to manipulate me. Yes, yes, whatever you... That's pretty good, I doubt it. I'm at 51? I'm gonna do this, okay? I accept...

I don't talk such rot. I doubt it. Yeah, I get it. Okay. Don't talk such rot. rot. No more. Your front. I doubt it. Sure, that's cute. This is it. This is it. This is where I win. I did it. I knew I could do it.

I knew it. Oh, I know him all right. A waste of life, that one. He lives here, you know, with his sweetheart, a trainer. What that poor girl sees in him, I'll never know. A trainer pays for their room, their food, everything. She's quite wealthy, I believe. Damn. You got a sugar mama? Used to be quite a gentleman too. But that was before he took a fancy to the, you know, the scoomber. The scumma?

Now Phalian's hardly ever here. He's off using scumor or wandering the city looking for some, I imagine. He comes back every night to be with a trainer, but only for a few hours, I swear. That high elf is going to wind up dead if he keeps living like this. Okay. Goodbye. So, Maybe in here.

Just get a little bit. Just a little. Just a little bit. Hello? Yes, good sir. How may I help you? We're Phelan at. Phalian?

He's my sweet. My true love. But I don't know why I'm telling this to you. I mean, we hardly know each other and all. I'm listening. What a wonderful compliment. Yeah, I get it. I doubt it.

Don't make me laugh. Okay. What a wonderful... Yeah, I get it. I doubt it. Talk tough to me. I'm gonna do it again. Not bad.

Not bad at all. I doubt it. That's cute. Big dick. Big dick. Really now. You're such a charmer. Good one.

I doubt. Big dick. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. I'm about to do this. Yeah, I get it. I doubt it. No, you don't make me laugh.

I'm about to, I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. That's pretty good. I doubt it. No, don't make you laugh. I'm about to do it. Goodness, what can I say. I doubt it.

That's pretty good. Don't make me laugh. Sure. Goodness, yes, yes. I doubt. No. Fuck. Shit.

What a wonderful. What a wonderful. compliment i doubt it don't make me love not bad not i'm i'm a draw such a charmor i'm crashing out blow away win i doubt it yeah i get it really now you're i doubt it that's pretty good talk tough to walk fuck fuck that's pretty good that's pretty good what a one what i doubt it here we go not bad not bad at all i doubt it i doubt it Please, don't make me laugh. This is the last one. This is the last one.

Don't make goodness. Yeah, I get it. I doubt it. This is the second of last one. Yeah, I get it. I doubt it. Don't make goodness. What can I say?

Got it, got it, got it, got it. Got it, got it. I did it, I did it. I did it. Please, I... I don't mean to get emotional, but... I feel I can trust you. I just don't know what to do about failure.

What are we gonna do? about him. All he thinks about, all he cares about is scumma. He was a fine young man once. But he's lost everything. His looks, his money, his self-respect. He undat scumma? I followed him a few times to see where he goes. He walks around the city looking for scumma. And then he goes to Lourkemear's house for several hours. It's in the Elphin Gardens District. I think the house is deserted. That's why he goes there. so we can escape from life and do his scoomah.

Thank you for listening. You're a good friend. I think we know what to do. I just hope my sweet phalan can clean himself up or that awful scumel will be the death of him. Okay, I know what we do. We go inside that house. We kill him in the house. We wait for him to show up.

He shows up. I pull out the knife. Isn't there something just wrong about buying discount spells? Discount spells. That's what we do. We go in the house. We stab him when he's in the house. You guys see kind of like the plan here?

Like I think we got a big brain. Big brain. He's innocent? If he was innocent, then why are they paying me to kill him? Huh? Think about that. Okay. Big dick. Big dick, let's do it.

Let's just try this again. Let's just try this again. It's not a big deal. Mistakes happen, okay? How? I don't understand this shit at all. What the fuck is going on? How's this happening to me?

That was it. Give me a minute. I got a load. I got to load again. I'm losing all my lockpicks. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. It's fine.

That's so stupid, man. That's so fucking stupid. I knew it. I got my first try. See that? I didn't use a single lock pick. Hey, whoa. You shouldn't sneak up on.

Hey! Hey, hey, how, what are you doing here? You're not my, not my friend. What, you know, what, what do you want? Hush now. It's time to sleep. Sleep? But, nah.

No, I, I'm not tired. Not tired right now. I have lots of, you know, energy. There's scumma. I can feel. in my veins. Phelian is dead. I kill them at Lorkemeir's house,

a secure location, with no witnesses. I must now return to the sanctuary and speak with Oceva and receive my reward. Gentlemen, he doesn't even have any scuma. It's kind of funny,

like all this effort and everything, and he didn't even have any scuma. Damn, bro, this bitch was busted. Let me see, he drank it. at all? That's true. I don't even know what the hell it is. Let's see if there's any free shit in here. If I steal things and nobody sees me, does this mean that I'm stalling them? Wait, why is this guy dead? That's his friend?

Wait, oh bro, do he kill his friend over some drugs and shit? Book for the key? Okay, okay, good idea, bro. Ah, man, I'm not seeing the key. Maybe it's up at the top? It's got to be in his private quarters, right? That's kind of good, I'll take that. Scuma on the table. Wait, really? I don't even know what the hell scuma is.

So if everybody's dead here, does this mean that, like, I live here now? Oh, that's it. So, oh, wow. So how the fuck do I get into his house? Or into his thing? Drink it? I ain't drinking that shit. expensive. I'm gonna sell it.

Damn, so we don't know where the hell it is. On the barrel next to the bed. I'm gonna just cheat. Like, I still don't know, like, enough of the game logic in order to, like, understand what's going on. Nah, that's not even it, bro. Like, okay, I feel better about myself. That wasn't even in there.

Yeah, it's not even there. You already have the key? If I had the key, I would have got it. It would have opened it already. You know what? Maybe, there's probably nothing in the house anyway. I don't mean, give a shit. Probably bullshit anyway.

It's not a big deal. Okay, let's go back over here. I mean, literally, this guy, he killed his friend in a crack house. Like, do you really think they have anything good? It's a thousand gold? No, there's not. If there's a thousand gold in the crack house, they would have used it to buy more crack. Okay?

Like, let's, what he retarded? Shut the hell up. Shut the hell up. Oh, now we get to go in. the tunnel oh no no there it is um what uh um huh huh huh i'm fat i guess i guess i'm fat i guess i'm fat this is is this the way they feel like whenever they get on an airplane or is this like this is that what it's like whenever a fat person goes to europe there's no fat people in europe they can't fit. It's too small. All right, let's go talk to her.

Give me that loot. Ooh, I got a bow. Swims in the maelstrom of darkness at the feet of our dread father, Sithis. And there were no witnesses to your handiwork. Because of the discretion you exercised, Captain Philida will not suspect the Dark Brotherhood was involved. That's right. And will not meddle in our affairs.

That's right. Here is your reward and bonus. Both have been well earned. Go now and rest. And may the night mother guard your dreams. I have another contract when you're ready, one that will rely on your ability to remain fully undetected. Contract.

Far to the west, there lives a fierce warlord and his company of loyal mercenaries. Your target is the warlord. Do you accept this contract? I accept. Excellent. Now listen closely. Nestled in the mountains to the west lies Fort Such. It is the home of the warlord Roderick and his mercenaries. Roderick has recently taken ill.

He now lies in eternal slumber, kept alive only by the daily administration of a powerful medicine. You must infiltrate Fort Such, find Roderick's medicine, and replace it with a poisoned bottle I will provide. but you must remain undetected. Whomever arrange this contract wants it to look like Roderick died from his illness, so discretion is essential. Attack no one, be seen by no one. If you are detected, the poisoning will fail

and Roderick must be killed in some other manner. That will, of course, forfeit your bonus. Okay. Buy an invisibility potion? Do I need a lesser invisibility potion? Or can I... Or sorry, do I need a greater or can I buy a lesser? What is the difference?

I am not looking for a friend. If you are here to buy or sell something, get on. See this I don't have all day. The time? Okay, the time, okay. I'm just going to buy one then. 15 seconds versus 45 seconds, though. Like this pretty much guarantees that I get it, right?

Here's what I do. One, we haggle. Two, we buy two of these. You're rid me. Just take your trinkets and go. Anvil is all in an uproar. Shut up, bitch. Shut your fucking mouth.

15 seconds is an eternity in this game. I'm gonna do it without needing to do that. Oh, can I just go actually? wait a minute I don't know what the fuck I'm doing okay so oh yeah yeah so can I just go in through here then yeah yeah

okay so I can use the ladder okay where the fuck is this place oh shit it's all the way over there it's all the way in catch all right I guess we're gonna go to the stables don't fast travel you need to lose weight no what you want bitch

Mike knows much Tell some Mike knows many things Others do not Yeah It is good the people wear clothing Mike wears clothing Who would want to see Mike naked

Sick sick people Very sad Bye Okay All right let's over there So here's the strategy how we're going to handle this um basically the plan is that we are going to go in and pretty much uh let me actually repair this uh we're going to go in and just pretty much get them that's what i'm kind of thinking i don't know

what do you guys think about that is that is that a good idea or what repair hammer nice okay Solid plan. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, right? And so, like, if he's causing any trouble or whatever, we just get his ass, right? And so I have to sneak in without anybody seeing me. Oh, what's that bow that I got, by the way? What is that? Shadow Hunt.

Turn undead, damage health, damage, magic, weakness to... God damn, that's really good. What the fuck? It's got all those buffs and shit on it, man. It's an insane bow Yeah The fuck I gotta level up soon too

I'm gonna be level 8 That's a big deal I think it's over this one I want to make sure I save right now too Is this is camp This looks like a farm Oh it's that shit hole over there Alright let's see if we can do this

Oh maybe Can restart It's gonna fucking restart right now I'm gonna fucking restart right now How This is insane. How the fuck is this happening to me? All right. All right. Let's do this.

All right. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop pretending. I'm going to just do it this time. All right. So we enter it. I'll locate Bordrick Mason, recruit. I was just pretending, guys. I was pretending for content. I was pretending the whole time. I faked it. You guys all fell for it. Everybody's stupid except me. Let's save. I'm going to look around. Nothing's here. I don't know what I can do.

I might have to use. Yeah. I might have to use. have to, but I don't want to. I have to be quiet. I have to know. Fuck. I just don't know. Is the medicine sustaining Roderick's life or just postponing his death? How can he survive for so long with a fever so high?

Rutterous fever is in check, unlike your tongue. How can you think such things after all he's done for us? For you, have a little faith. Faith. Are you telling me that you were supposed to rely on the good graces of the divine? I have to be quiet. It's gotta be this way, right? Little bro got greedy?

I didn't get greedy, bro. All right, all right, actually I did. I did get greedy. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna do it the way I'm supposed to, okay? Fuck. Fuck. I am crouching.

I am. What are you guys talking about? It's okay. We're gonna be fine. All right? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm not doing it.

Fuck, man. Okay, let's go over here. I have to go through this. I'm gonna get through it, do this. I have to be careful. She didn't see me. She didn't see me. She didn't see me.

I think that she just despawned. Fortune favors the bald. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Oh, there it is. That's right. Man, that shit was close. Oh my god, that shit was scary.

Damn. Almost got got got. God damn g-g-g-sert yeah that was really good wow um okay we gotta go we gotta go on the other one that went super super well i'm gonna be honest that went so well i'm really proud of myself you need to run more to lose weight i don't know if that's true sounds like bullshit to me you can go through the well i can't fit you see lords have fallen two posts by lead death not yet i'm too shit to me all right ah so you You infiltrated for such remained undetected and replaced the medicine with the poison I provided.

Yes. You are truly a master of shadow. I know. It pleases me greatly to offer you this reward and a well-earned bonus. Go now. Rest. I'll have another contract ready whenever you are. Damn.

God fucking damn. What did I just get out of that? I got a chess piece out of this. Deceivers finery. Fortify personality? All right. Boy, I'm looking good. Look at me.

I kind of look like a crackhead. I look a bit kind of like a crackhead. I don't know about that. All right, I'm going to take a break. I think I'm going to be able to finish this quest line tomorrow. I'm feeling about that. Let me sleep for an hour. Yeah, we took a little bit of a break.

I'm going to sleep, go to level up again. We can get strength, big dick strength, big dick endurance. Actually, yeah, big dick endurance, big dick speed. Man, like, we made some good progress. I'm gonna be honest, like we, next quest is best one in the game. Yeah, I think it's good to take a break. And I think that was a really good place to end on. Yeah, this game is, this game's good.

It's a good game. Like usually most games that I play are bad. and it's good to play a game that's good watch a lock picking guide why would I need I should probably make the lock picking guide honestly yeah I feel like I should be the one making it I mean that's just me right that's kind of where I'm at

you're gonna complete this game off stream of tomorrow I'll probably play it two more days I'll make sure quick save again what out of 10 though fuck I mean I I don't know I mean like I I don't have like a day or like a fucking a rating for it.

I just think that it's fun. I mean, I don't think there's really a whole lot else besides it than that. Like, that's about, that's about where I'm at. Yeah, I think it's been really good. You can keep the lot picked on genders to the top. Just spam it. It's easy when the lock's not moving. Yeah, I just, I don't know.

It's at least 8 out of 10. Well, I feel like for a remake game, it's like weird to give it a rating. but at the same time yeah this was really good dude it was really good if a valid is a 7 what's oblivion I mean

right now I'd say it's at least like an 8.5 or a 9 like I know people were really trying to get me like give it a rating rating rating rating rate it rate it I don't really have a rating for it but like if I had to give it a rating that would be the rating that's why I would say right now

that's fair I guess yeah yeah And so, like, nine. Yeah, I feel like the game's a nine. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would say right now. Great immersion. Yeah, yeah. And, like, also, it's a good stream game.

I didn't really expect it to be. But I think it's because, like, it's pretty simple and direct that there's not really a lot of, like, weird shit going on. And so it's easier to understand what's happening all the time. Let's see here if I can read the rest of it. Fuck. Where does go? There is. Not too much farming. Yeah, there's no farming. Does it feel outdated?

Not really. I mean, like the combat's kind of outdated for sure. But like aside from that, uh, no, it's actually pretty good. Yeah. That's what I would say. I want a Pierce video on gaming industry. Some of you may want to watch. Yeah, I might watch it. We'll see what happens. All right. We'll go. Gothic 3 was better. I played the Gothic one, the remake. It was awful. Absolutely awful.

Good writing is outdated. Yeah, yeah, it was... Yeah, I played the old version. Maybe it did. It looked like ass. Yeah, it did. Do you think Bethesda just set the bar for what a remaster should be? No, I think that the really...

I think the game that set the bar was Demon Souls. I'll be honest. I think that was the game that really was like, bro, like, this is where it's at. Like, this is what a remaster is supposed to be. Then you had, like, the Diablo 2 remaster. I mean, I would say the Master Chief Collection was pretty good, right?

The Halo 1, Halo 2 remaster. But yeah, I think Demon Souls was the first one that I played as a remaster that just, like, totally pop the fuck off. Same company? No, this was made by some other company. Demon Souls was made by, like, Blue Hole or, like,

Blue Balls or something like that. I don't remember what it was. Marlin remaster would be great. Guys, they're going to remaster Marlon. It's going to happen. Yeah, it's gonna happen. Like, let's be real. No, they won't. You really don't think so? I think so. I think they will. Because like, this one has hit so hard. Right? Like, this has been such a huge hit. Let me see if I can pull it up and show you guys. Yeah. Like, it's not getting 100K. I guess like after the weekend it went

down, but like it's still getting 100K. And this is like weeks after it came out. Like, it, it's, It peaked at 200K players. This is really good. It's popping off, yeah. Todd doesn't want to. He was a writer for Marowland, but the game Todd doesn't want, I don't know if he'd want to or not,

but like, yeah. What do you think of the Gears 1 remake? I mean, like, honestly, I think it's going to be great, man. I'm really excited for it. That's what I think. Yeah, Avowed had 20K. Yeah, something like that.

Maybe a little bit less, but yeah, something around there. What war was peak Xbox live? Yeah, wasn't it really fun getting cut in half by somebody with the chainsaw gun whenever you were like 30 feet away from them? Yeah, that was super fun. You like, you shoot them with a shotgun, they don't take any damage, and the next thing you know, they're like cutting you in half. That was super cool, man. Like, God, whoa, bro, like, that's what it was all about, man.

Yeah, the old days, right? Remember that? Oh, man. We need a Concord remake. We're getting it. It's called Marathon. Oh. But anyway, guys. we had a really good day today. We had a lot of fun.

And there's a lot of stuff that I've got, I've got coming up that we're going to be doing tomorrow. And so we're going to probably play. My plan is to play more of this tomorrow. I might do some other stuff. But, you know, I did have the day off yesterday. So I do kind of want to keep farming and keep going, right? And so doing that.

And then on Friday, we're doing Expedition 33, as I said before. So, yeah, that's it. Thank you guys all very much for watching. I really appreciate it. You know, there's a lot of other, like, basically like that India-Pakistan thing was happening more, and I'll probably look more at that tomorrow whenever things are happening.

Because, you know, if it's anything like today, a lot of the incursions and things are going to happen a little bit after, you know, after nighttime. So yeah, anyway, guys, thank you all very much watching. I really appreciate it. And I will see you all tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. See ya.