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Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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Oh, this game, by the way, this game has been doing incredibly well. So this Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon game, look at this. So if I pull it up right now, it's actually hit over 25,000 players. Or sorry, 24,000 players. Rip Avowed. Yes, it's already outperformed about. And nobody got paid really to play the game, as far as I know. There was no massive marketing push.

You didn't need an existing IP. You didn't need anything. else all you needed was a good game. So look at this. Where am I? I'm in the town. Okay. Did you beat Lives of P? Yeah, but I'm not ready for the DLC. So I have, um, I have my boys here. So I literally brought the dogs out. And so I've decided to add in summons to my, uh, what do you call it? To my, my, my, my thing here. And the summons have helped out a lot. And I'm going to show you guys something else. Let me put all my stuff away real quick. so I don't run out of inventory space.

And then we're going to get started. And I'm going to show you guys kind of how things have been going. Okay, and let's see here. What do I not need? I don't need any of this garbage. We'll just put away all this trash. Put this trash away.

This is all just food. We don't need food. And let's see what else we have. We do need that. We don't need this. And we're going to put all these away too. I have this item. It's very, very good. I have shields too.

I haven't really wanted to use the shield yet, but I will use it at some point. And then I've got this one that's coming up soon. And let's go ahead and put some of these other pieces away too. I'm not really using these yet. And let's see what else we've got here. Oh, this is all just garbage. Let's just put all these away.

And I probably should try to actually do this the right way, but I really don't give a shit. And so I'm just trying to get all this stuff put away. That way I don't have to worry about it. And it looks like a lot of this stuff. Oh, iron ore. Yeah, we don't need this either. Yeah, let's just put all these handicrafting things away too.

Now we're down to 80. That's a little bit better. Okay. And then we also have useless garbage. Let's put these away too. A plate. We don't need a plate. A ring.

We don't need that either. Okay. So I'm going to show you. you guys the build. Fifteen now, put it in work last night? Yeah, I just played the game. I know it sounds crazy, but that's just how it works. Oh, I have to talk to this person. Oh, mother's tits. I've just about had it with this bunch of repressed virgins. And who might you be? You don't look like one of them. Mm-hmm. You seem angry. Oh, do I now? You would be too if you had to deal with those sniveling morons when they're up to

something. Don't look at me like that. You don't get as far in life as I have if you can't smell bullshit from a mile away. Damn. There's something fishy going on here. Mm-hmm. But I'll get to the bottom of it. Oh. And here's a brilliant idea.

You're going to help me. What the fuck? Am I? I just need you to go to Brandon and find out why that slime ball is pretending not to know I'm here. Tell him I'm waiting with his delivery. Damn. Although I'm pretty sure he knows this already. I'm afraid I don't have access to the captain.

Right. What was I thinking? You wouldn't. You're new year, right? That's the guy I need to talk to. There's something going on, you know? They don't want anybody to know, but I can feel it. I've been doing business with the captain for years now.

Maybe the captain's dead. Then suddenly I found myself stuck here. They won't let me further in, not even to set up camp in the village. But they won't let me out either. Mm-hmm. Anyway, good luck to you. to you. Come and visit if you need anything.

Okay, great. You're back. Did you bring my goods? I did. Okay. That's the best news I've heard all week. Come on then, give it to me. There it is. Uh,

you're not interested in what happened? Not really. We were never friends, just reluctant business partners. Uh-oh. Her problems are hers alone, just like mine or mine. Damn. As long as they don't affect our mutual interest. Besides, it's a dangerous business.

I know you can't always avoid risks. So the bitch died. Here you go. Now that I think about it, since you managed to bring that package and Ness decided to ditch me, you might as well help with the next part of the job. Okay. What do you mean? My client. You know who wants the package delivered to a specific place.

Oh, fuck. Once you're there, you'll use these very special. arrows I'm about to give you and shoot the package from a safe distance. Regular arrows won't do the- This is terrorism? And if you waste them before the job's done, I'll charge you for the next batch. These aren't gifts, they're tools. What the fuck? What will happen then?

Oh, come on. What do you think happens when you shoot flaming arrows at a mysterious package? Think for a second. Uh-oh. Anyway, whatever. opens up in front of you, check it out, and then tell me all about it. Okay. If I were you, I wouldn't touch anything.

But if something catches your eye, well, maybe nobody will notice. Just make sure to open the passage. Oh, fuck. What passage? Okay. What might I find inside? Am I some kind of seer? I have no idea. The captain's my client, not my friend. But if the rumors about him cozying up to the Dalriada tribes are true,

you might stumble upon something related to them. Maybe some long lost artifacts. I haven't got a clue. Personally, I think the captain's just trying to suck up to them. That would be very much like him. Okay. All right. Lux's a fickle thing.

Hope it's on your side today. Shut up, bitch. All right, so we got to go do this. I'm going to show y'all how it's done. Give me a minute Where's my fucking quest Um Curse my

No I know what that is Damn I gotta go all the way over there Okay well I'm gonna show you guys How much did you grind off stream? You want to find out? That's how much Yep We did work

We did a lot of work You see this stupid bitch right here What the fuck out of here Fuck you. It's just the way it is. What are you doing? What you doing? Huh? What are you doing in my game? What about you? Fuck you.

Oh, there's more? I'm gonna let the dogs out. Watch. Get them. Get them. Get them, bro. Damn, these dogs are kinda stupid. Where's my other dogs?

Yeah, this is actually kind of embarrassing. give me a minute okay so uh yeah we did that okay we're gonna just go ahead and uh we're gonna re-summon some of these dogs i don't know what the fuck happened to my dogs it's not letting me resummon for some reason i don't know why uh let's go um i guess we gotta go this way manna no no i should be able to resummon them though because a re-summon is different because like it only should like the a i with the summons watch this Nope. What about you? You want one? Oh, I didn't get them in the head. That's just how it's done Miner's tunnels have I done this before? Yep, the fuck out of here pussy. So anyway, we got we really got this build set out now

We got things working the way we need it to and now we're cooking the mine. No, I already did that area It's not important. Let's go over this one. this one you see him that's a bear I think I'm dead oh where's that bear going that's a big boy let me go ahead I'm gonna get my health back okay I can't really do that that's a bit that's stuck he's sass bro we can have to do it we have to do it I don't want to have to do it we're gonna have to do it those archery points up anyway a little bit of a little bit of a suck and fuck right there these bears are annoying to fucking kill bro like they're so annoying

Especially at night. And like, because these, like, my dogs are retarded. Like, everybody except for me is retarded, basically. Because, like, it's not letting me re-summon. Okay. So what do I have to do here? I have to interact. And then, oh shit.

Here it is. All right, we got to blow it up. Damn! One dumb wolf? Yeah, that's natural selection, guys. We want it. Oh, fuck. I can go down in there.

All right. Where my dog's at? We're gonna bring him in. Hopefully now you guys can see him at work. Loot all this shit too. We didn't need a dull long sword, but we got it now. Who's this guy? Yes. Who are you? Did Albert Albert Albertus?

I've told you a thousand times I'm not leaving. This place is perfect for me. At last, I have the space to explore the limits of culinary delights. You'll never understand you. Uh-oh. Cabbage heads. Your taste buds have long been doled by fried cheese, fried fish, and oil. Oil everywhere.

The hell are you? Oh, so you're not one of Albert's yes, man. I hope you'll forgive this egregious lapse in my manners. I never thought that after the entrance was buried, anyone unfamiliar with my situation would find their way here well I'm here now bitch first things first my name is from Pold Finini I used to be the most renowned chef in Camelot but now I am an outcast all right

doomed to forever search misunderstood by plebeians with no taste I still understand why you're here I've discovered no I've reached the limits of taste and when I gazed into that abyss I realized that all my past efforts were doomed to fail. What the fuck? You see, the logical conclusion of creating the most delicious food is something that flips the pleasure of eating on its head

and brings it to the other side. Food, so delicious, so extraordinary, that the pleasure turns into pain. Because, you see, it's only through pain that we can truly reach pleasure. Now, listen carefully. Sour herring and cheese. It sounds revolting.

Perhaps, but it's not supposed to sound. It's supposed to be seen. For what is virtue? What? If you don't first know vice. This experience. Who the fuck is? Should I just bonk him?

Transgression. Culinary norms and rules. There are nothing but... I think this guy needs to get bombed. Limitations meant only to explain. the cracks within them. Why don't you try it yourself? Though I must warn you, there's no turning back from this path.

Once you've tasted the effects of my culinary transgression, nothing will ever be the same. Here's the recipe for my sour herring with cheese. The ingredients are for you to obtain. It must be your own path. Just remember, it requires a special herring. Where should I find it? Hmm.

If I recall correctly, a good fishing spot was here. I've marked it on your map. Okay. My acolyte of culinary deluxe. So now I have to go fishing? The captain wants to get in here. Does he now? Why?

I don't offer paid lessons. And I certainly don't run the garrison's kitchen. I can't think of any reason Captain Hubert would send his men here. Captain Brendan. Sorry. Captain Brennan is the new hapton Oh A change in command then

Oh he'd been down here for a while I do hope Captain Hubert as well He was very kind to me When I stayed at the keeper's fortress Okay That's why you're probably down here Okay Um let's see

Guys I'm actually really good at this now I'm actually so good at this There's no good stuff in here It's just a bunch of bullshit I did all that for nothing Well there's health potions in there All right, at least we got two health potions too Alright, let's look around

Nothing else important over here Is that easy? By the way Okay, so where's this This fucking herring Sour herring and cheese I need a really special Herring

Okay Well, we We've got cheese. I guess now we have to go find a special fish. I thought a herring was a bird. I guess it's not. Let's go. That's a hair on?

It's hanging on the wall? Wait, what? What do you mean it's hanging on the wall? You mean I could just go and... You mean I could only just go and loot it off the wall? There's no way it's just sitting there. No, I don't believe that. That'd be too easy.

I probably have to go fish the bitch up. There's no way. I don't believe you. See? See, y'all are lying. Common Bram, crustacean carp, common bram. You guys actually thought the special carp was going to be just sitting in the wall. Why would you think that?

Why would you think that? They want to send me all the way off to go get a fish. Everybody knows that's not what it was. Okay, let me find this fucking fish. Quests. Where's the fish? Track. Oh my fucking God.

I gotta go all the way out into the middle of the ocean to get a fish. Is this a joke? Alright, let's go. I got his ass. I'm telling you guys, the balk power of this is insane. Oh shit, I can see him over there. That's four... That's four.

cock suckers. You guys can see him, right? Where my dog's at? Fuck, I missed. Oh, I despawned all the other ones. Nice. I guess it was probably only during daytime, or nighttime that happened, and now it's daytime, so they went away. Oh, it's like a sandbar. Look at this. Who's this dead body? Dig? What's in the box? Oh, damn, big money. Okay. So now I need to fishing how do i fishing inventory i have to equip it what fish fish fish fish fish fish i don't know what i'm doing that's right that's right literal one shot that fish man literal fucking one shot on that fish Easiest fish of my fucking life. Now the best part.

We'll see what happens. I don't know what this is going to be. I'm worried it's going to kill my character or something. But you guys can see like, I mean, I really got it like, we're cooking now. Like the build is really good. Like I'm very happy with myself. I'm very proud of myself for what I've accomplished. I basically got the biggest hammer and then I put all my points into the hammer.

And now I do the most damage. So the problem now is that Guys, did he get boosted? No, I just played the game for six hours yesterday Because I didn't understand it yesterday on stream Because there was just like A big game like this, there's so many systems I really want to just like, I like to just sit down

And just like really go through everything And like figure out everything Like the upgrade system The fucking uh-oh, is there another thing I gotta dig? What's in here? Oh, it's a box? I like to learn and know everything and that way I can start playing the game

Yeah, it takes time, yeah GAME, yeah, I already know what I'm gonna do with the talent trees Okay, you fucking retard You disgusting plagued piece of shit It's time For me to create sour herring and cheese All right, here we go

I can smell it Smell what? Haring with cheese I can smell it you made it do you understand now only by expanding our desires and fully embracing pleasure can we the unfortunate beings thrust into this sorrowful world hope to find a few roses among life's thorns What is he talking about? Who will never be free from the smell of sour herring and you should never want to be free from it is what? Slowly turns the target into cheese? What?

Let me use it. I need my mana back. I can't do it yet. I need to get my mana back. Go check on the bodies. I bet the victims are cheese. Oh, you're right. Hunt for where dare?

Where they're at? Oh, let me kill these first. Hello? Oops. Oh, oh, hello? Fuck you. Where ya? Is he dead now? Yeah, he's dead.

Okay, should I just, um, okay, I'm gonna just do this now. How did he get away? Fuck! You suck? No, I didn't know they're gonna run away like that, bro. This guy just went off. That's crazy. Well, fuck.

And they're supposed to be, they're supposed to be, at night now? Okay, I'm going to set up my bonfire. What a cock of a game. Okay, attributes. I think we need more encumbrance right now. Let's get more encumbrance for now. And then for skill trees, we're going to go to spirituality and we have our summons. So when a summon dies, the other summons gained 75% attack speed for 10 seconds. Both of these, are mega dick. Like, these are like super omega dig. I think health region

is just convenient for me. Oh, oh, you guys can't even see them. Okay, well, this one says when your summon dies, you and your other summons, your summons gain 75% attack speed. That's really good. And then they get mana region. So we're going to go with,

we're going to go with manor region, right now because that is just simply more convenient for me okay and we're gonna go into nighttime as well and we're gonna find these fucking deers where are they that's a cow maybe we go into nighttime again rest again uh what the fuck is that let me kill this thing now what was this they said there's supposed to be dears around here where the deer's at yes yes that's what i'm fucking talking about about right there you guys see that that's how it's done you don't need to worry about any more of the shit wait what's happening oh look watch my dogs watch my dogs you guys see how

they do that that's how it's done okay so i just beat that that was fucking easy okay where's the next quest i gotta do um i gotta do i gotta go do these i think that we do spread your wings Let's see what that quest is. What does it say? Spread your wings. I promise to meet Vidar. Okay, I'm gonna go meet him. You should go fight the duel guy. It's good gear. I think you're tough enough now. The dueling guy? Okay. Well, maybe I'll go back to the... I'll go back and I'll do these then.

Like, let's do this one instead. I'm gonna turn on the lights, bro. We're gonna turn on the lights. Yeah, I'm not trying to deal with any kind of like fucking weird bullshit. Oh, I should use my cheese. right? So I can turn anyone into cheese now. So how does this work if I want to make a cheese out of myself? Okay, that didn't really work. I thought that was gonna be different than what it was. Don't hold the button, just tap it. Oh, right. Wait, I can literally turn my body into cheese. That's just what I wanted. Why is any cheese? I...

I it's not working. Get him to low health. Does he not like cheese? No, no, the debuffs going away. I'm not able to do it. It's like low health. Okay. Oh.

You want some of this, huh? How about that? What? That's just the way it goes. that's just life anyway gotta go this way we gotta get the dogs out

where the dogs at we got all them boys see I got my max summons up to five now and so we get all the dogs and once I get my summon my mana reduction lower the way it works is like in PEOE2 like watch watch watch watch watch watch watch

watch me handle these guys real quick watch see that watch me handle him. Watch me handle this guy. You guys see a pattern? The pattern is I hit them with the hammer. You one shot? Why have dogs? Why do you think? They're cosmetic? So here's the reason why. It's because in elite fights, the dogs take agro, and then I just stand behind the boss with time slow, and I just beat the boss to death with the hammer. It works so insanely well, it's disgusting. Well, the fuck at him? Yeah.

And you guys can see, right, yesterday, think about the level of struggle that we were at yesterday and the level of pain that we were at yesterday versus today. Today we're in a completely different world. We're living in a different universe. Everything is okay now. We've got to go this one. I don't know, I've never been over here. I don't know where this area is.

I don't know what's going on over here. I'll check over this one, see if there's anything special this one. usually after I get to those rocks it looks like there's like almost nothing ever there and I'll look at the duelist guy whenever we get back to town how do I play everything first person besides Skyrim same reason of Baldersgate 3 I have to play every single other first person RPG

before I play Skyrim the same as I have to play every single other turn-based game before I play Baldur's Gate 3rd who's this stupid bitch what do you want fuck you oh is this the guy hello

Hello? I smoke with Kendall. Bloody hell. Not another ghost. Leave me alone. I swear if you don't leave me alone, I'll kill you. I've got Kindle's remains. I've seen how people haunted with ghosts can end up.

You really don't want to be in their shoes, so you better speak up. Fine, fine. Pussy. I have no idea why you care, but... Just don't think I've gone crazy. I'm telling the honest truth. It started a while ago. It started a while ago.

I went home to sleep because we'd had a bit too much to drink I got into bed but something was wrong the air was chilly I couldn't fall asleep for a long time and the moment I started drifting away

I heard I'm telling you it scared the pants off me but that wasn't all I knew that voice just couldn't place it but then I saw it was Kendall

now I know I know how it sounds but there he stood alive but not I mean it looked like him I thought I was going to keel over but I didn't and now it just keeps going and Kendall was there used to be four of us you know me tagged in Finley and Kendall but he died a long time ago and in a gruesome way at that damn when he became our commanding officer we went on a mission together we got by bandits they slit Kendall's throat and maimed the rest of us ooh had loads of fun doing it afterwards damn let us go probably thought we'd croak somewhere on the

road that's all I've got his remains take this away from me don't you know this kind of thing tends to bring bad look I don't want to see him again again I went there one evening cards only know why I could feel something Odd like I had Kendall thrashing around in my head already calling to me I've never been a godly man you know one time I visited a shrine and look what that got me A ghost hovering over my head true I do go around a bit looking for kentl's shit then I heard howling got scared and ran away At first I thought it was a wild animal or or some weird beast

thinking about it now I guess it must have been Kendall he was letting me Damn, you're looking for his remains. I brought he his remains. What's the problem? All right. I went there and Kendall didn't say a thing about a burial at sea. All he said was that he won't know peace until he takes me with him to the underworld. I may be old, but I don't want to go there yet. The idea terrifies me. Now I see what he's up to. He's using you to remind me of his threat. Why would he want to keep? Damn. God's damn. Oh shit. friend up don't you understand we've traded his life for hours tagton told the bandits to take Kendall because he was the commander wow them he would be a good hostage and if they let us go he would tell the captain

what had happened they just laughed but I was still hoping they'd listen to tagdon bro and you're the only one still feeling guilty about this I don't know tagdon and Finley seem fine but I felt bone crushing guilt ever since it happened wouldn't you be wondering if you could have done something more than just beg for mercy. Yeah, true. Finley lost his toe, tagged in his hand, and me. Now I'm an old hubbler missing a leg.

We all have wounds to remind us of what happened until the day we die. And that's why we decided to never tell us so. Please take his remains away from here. Maybe say a good word about me to his ghost. My years of guilt must surely be enough penance. Keep the skull. You deserve punishment for your betrayal. Fuck them.

Fuck them. All right. Now I gotta go back and turn this shit back in? Yeah, I do. He said best friends forever. More like lion-ass bitch forever. I didn't even know that shit happened. Buy something.

Or bugger off. Unless you've already bought from Orla. Then just bugger off. What an asshole. Who's this dick sucker? What the fuck does he want? I could buy some lockdicks Should I buy lockdicks?

I don't think I need them Uh, yeah, we're not even gonna buy any of this bullshit Scouting, fishing, we don't care about any of that Uh, I can't steal the fish What do you want, bitch? There's another quest I gotta turn in here, right? Brandon and Exile Let me go get this one done.

I don't know who the fuck this guy is, but we're gonna find out I've never been this way before. either. This is all a new area to me. Who's this loser? It's nice to just sit and think. I just let you in with that brand. No trouble at all. No, none at all. You see, I had some help. Uh huh.

Oh, you're here. Good. This is my savior. The only one who took down bald cat. Oh yeah. There was some. ball bitch and I beat her in the head with a hammer and she died. I really owe you for that. You two are gonna be all right. No need to worry, love. As long as we're together. Yeah, I just hit her in the head.

Yes. I hope to let us stay here a bit longer. Mm-hmm. We'll make ourselves useful. But I just don't have the strength to move on right now. My poor dear. Don't worry. I'll take care of you now.

Wow. long you'll be as right as rain w wife it was my pleasure here i got a reward for cat's head damn no one believed i was the one who killed her but to that pencil pusher up there ahead's ahead true

and this is from me it's not much but no amount of gold could ever repay having my husband back that's right what did i get I got $250. I'd stay to sleep. I've already told you I'm not going anywhere. If you want some...

Oh, I don't know you. Who is this guy? You could have chosen up. Well... Okay. It's crazy how every single one of these characters is basically voice acted. It's actually nuts.

Like, what the fuck? It should not be like, legal. I feel like, uh, you know, it's not AI. I mean, if it was, I wouldn't care, but I don't think it's AI. Shit! It probably saved it after I turned in the quest. It's not a big deal. It must have saved it after I turned in the quest, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. See, I knew it. It's not a big deal. I did, I died on purpose. I wanted to die. We got to go check this other area. It fell down. I didn't fall down. I just had a, I had a tactical. drop just the way it goes i've never been this way either i don't know what awaits me here check this place

out teleporting wolves yeah well at least they they got the heels now which is going to really help me out should i try to go over to that place i feel like i kind of should yes let's do it this looks like it's just a rock guys they got to add in fish can somebody tell tell us tell us the devs to add in like a like some got a fucking fish or some shit no fish yeah just to make it sure that everybody knows it's better than avowed you know dude I don't think we can even go in there oh wait a minute wait it oh shit there's nothing on this fucking rock why y'all tell me to go over here for nothing y'all trying to get me to go do this for no fucking reason there is

Lute? There's no loot. There's no loot. Just a bunch of bullshit. Keep going? This is a no-lute situation. I can't get up there. That's why I fucking saved. See, bro, I could see it in my mind. I could just visualize that I was about to fucking die. I don't know how I knew it was going to happen, but I knew it was going to fucking happen. That's why I fucking saved right there.

I can see the fucking future. Okay, that should be fine. Yeah, that's okay. Dude, there's... Oh, fuck. I'm worried if I loot all the fish, something bad's gonna happen. I can't loot this last fish.

It's scaring me, I can't loot the fish. Okay, well, at least now we know... Okay, so there was something on the island. We thought there wasn't. Wake him up with the hammer? I don't think that works. Crouching is a good idea, though. I still can't live.

them. That doesn't work either. Great attempt, great idea, but that didn't work. Is it so far so good? This game, would I recommend this game? If you like Skyrim and Oblivion, this is pretty much the same game. And I think it's also, it has a little bit more edge to it. And it's obviously not the same game, right? I'm, this is a, this is an oversimplification, but it plays a lot the same. The story's also much darker. Yeah, I mean, like, this game, like what it really reminds me of, a little bit is like the dialogue is like kingdom come deliberance. Can you go left? Yeah, you can. Oh, yeah, I remember that. That's high praise. Yeah, yeah. And, um, there are something that I wish to get, like at the very beginning, I think that they, I think there's like a pretty

tight learning curve at the beginning and then the game gets really good. And I feel like if they had a little bit more of guidance at the very, very beginning, I think that'd be good. But otherwise, it's just because like, I was going around and like looting a bunch of stuff and I couldn't equip anything I was looting and it felt really kind of weird. And that was like the reason why I was like kind of like frustrated and weirded out like playing it yesterday because i was like okay am i doing something wrong like i don't really understand like what what's happening and so that's probably the main point of contention that i would have and that that's probably the main thing now there's also like a couple of other like kind of small like indie game level problems like for

an example um oh oh i i didn't realize i was just totally fucking okay i don't even need to be here Okay, let's go. Um, all right, yeah, we're going to go this one. Uh, so, yeah, there are a little bit of stuttering issues. Also, like, there are, like, like, for example, like, there was a boss I was fighting in a cave, and I couldn't kill it because my summons wouldn't do anything. And it was also a really hard boss that killed me in, like, one hit. Well, like, I couldn't even try to get it because of the, uh, the summons.

Like, not working. Okay. We gotta get back to the to land. The dev told me that working on the stuttering issue seems like a weird bug. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, mistakes happen, right? It's a new game and so, I mean, like shit happens. Okay, we're gonna give them weird pleasant.

$1,500? What you want, bitch? What? What? Anybody else? Who's mad? Bitch. I just let the dogs handle it.

God damn it. All right, fuck, I'm gonna just summon some more dogs. There we go. Easy. Those things are fucking annoying. Decent, I don't identify the item, I guess we'll take that. Ding, ding. Wait, who's this?

Who the fuck was that? Who knows? What's in the box? Jesus, man. Like, I'm actually worn druidic armor. What the fuck is that? Manor regeneration. Manor regeneration.

Manor regenerate, dude, we don't want to take garbage, bro. Like that's for fucking girls. Like, we don't really use mana. We just have mana. That's it. Gym of stamina. That seems pretty good. I also like how they tell you if there's mobs nearby, too. It's a little bit immersion breaking, but it's probably a better thing. So you see this guy, right?

Look at him. That's what happens. Moulton lightning. What fuck is molten lightning? D decreases stamina costs by 20% while dual wielding? That's ridiculously fucking good. Holy shit. Dude, I think we're balling.

Guys, are we balling? Okay, let's go around this way. And you can see how, like, they're getting... What do you want? What? What? Oh, rough opal. The fuck is an opal.

You know what we're going to go, right? We're going to go back to where it all began. What's this? Butterflies. Ooh, maybe this is something good. There's butterflies around it. Watch, watch dogs. Where my dog's at.

Where my dogs at? Let's go. Let's go, boys. Let's get it. Jesus. I'm telling you guys. They actually do so much damage. It's insane.

Like also like I can upgrade to stronger uh stronger spells too really good get him get him get him get him bolts get him he is ass see I have I have one die here's what I do he's back it's like it never left iron ore Keepers tack oh I got another one of those the flooded mine Oh fuck I don't think I was ever over here ever over here. Wait, let me check over this way. What's up, bitch? I'm already 17. Jesus. Dude, we're actually really farming. Holy shit. There's the docks. I don't know if there's anything important at these docks or not. I bet probably off the docks there might be something important,

but I don't know. You can get a car. Uh, you actually can. Now, in this game, cars are called horses, but you can get a car. Damn. Damn. Maybe I need some rope. That's really good. Okay, what about this one? Health potion, nobody cares.

Oh, what's this? Okay. I was seeing if there's anything special in that area, but it looks like there wasn't. The wolves keep getting in the way. Yeah, they do. They can actually be really annoying. Like, I just deal with it, right?

but yeah they can be super annoying okay and now like we actually have a huge level right now this is a big dick level and I'm gonna just check here before I go and sit down okay let's do this level up and we're gonna do another point into endurance I think because like there's a lot of items that need endurance

and I want to make sure I have that leveled up and then after this I'm gonna probably get dexterity a little bit too and then for skill trees we're going to going to go into spirituality, we're going to go summons again. And when a summons die, your other summons gained 75% attack speed. That is fucking insane. We're going to get that, and then we get this here. Let's go inside. We're going to go into the flooded mine. There's nothing even here. What the fuck? It's just an empty shithole. That's a cock sucker.

Oh, look at, look at his name. That's an elite cock sucker. Dude, look out, look how many health he is. We're gonna take care of him. I have a plan. Actually, let me just do this. Armor from corpse eaters. Because the blood draining spell is like insanely fucking good. So for a flooded mine...

Oh, fuck. Just like that. Get out of here. The suck is good. Yeah, it's really, really good because it can wall hack. It can basically go through anything. It's really, really strong. I don't know if I should go down here. What about...

What about in here? Oh, shit. There's a red name this way, too. Two red names. What are you doing? Oh, I see where I'm at now. Wait, that means I should probably go the other way first. Because logically, if this path took me to the area that I...

Where the enemies are, the other path will take me to an area where special items are. Sometimes I really do feel like I'm too good at this games. I really feel like, you know, it's just... Just the way it is, right? Avald seems chill. I mean, like, uh, Avald was like, it was good in its own way. But this is definitely a lot better than Avald.

I'll tell you that. We're not safe here. You're not? Fuck, man. Why my dog knock me around? I can't see these guys. You're running away. Hello? Is he dead?

Oh, he died. Okay, good. None of these guys really drop anything good. That's what sucks. Okay, what about in here? What the fuck is this? This is where that cocksucker was. Let's save. Let's save again.

Summon a dick eater. That's pretty good. And so this is 15 mana. And how much are my wolves? They're nine mana. So I could probably... I'm thinking about... I don't know really where I should put my points into.

Because if I summoned them and I use them, that would be pretty useful, right? I mean... But like, I think my dogs are working really well already, so I don't think we really need to change things too much. Like, I'm pretty happy with how things stand now. Check the stamina skill tree for over exhaustion. Dude, I forgot actually where I was.

Okay, yeah, oh yeah, I was going this way. Okay. Mayn's make you a roach summon? I don't know about that. Let me go kill that guy. Anyway, um, mad dog. Huh. Now what?

Keep your eyes. What? Huh? I will bleed you. Oh. You'll be fertilizing the soil. Why'd he dodge? Get out of here.

Look, see, I let my dogs do the work. I let the dogs do the work. Oh, they were hungry. You guys see that? Damn. And if one of them had died, they would have all gone in rage, too. I got to look and see if there's anything else I miss in this area. I probably will miss something because it's just all real.

dark and shit. Well, we're gonna try to give it a little, just a little look around. Make sure we don't intentionally miss anything. Go that way. Go over there. We did that. Within that house. Okay. Let me actually double check. I don't think I actually looked inside this house. Uh, is anything... Ooh! Old steel mace. Restores 10 health after killing an enemy. That's really fucking good.

What? You're trying to start shit, huh? What? How? I gotta get... I gotta get... Fucking idiot. Fucking stupid-ass bitch! What a loser. I thought you gonna beat me!

Not even close! What an idiot! Okay, uh, these guys have anything good? No. Alright, can I even go up there? I don't think I can, right? It probably wraps around from the other side. Yeah, it doesn't go. Okay, this is an abandoned mine, so we got a flooded mine,

so we got to always look underneath. What does this guy got? Do you have anything good? A handsaw. We don't care about handsaws. I already have an axe for chopping wood. What about this guy? Do you have anything good?

A gold ring. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing in my game? That's right. See how easy that shit is with the dogs? This is on the hard mode too. I'm telling you guys like the dogs really do work.

Oh, this is a cock sucker. Watch how these cocksuckers work. That blow themselves up. I wonder if there's anything in the hand. No. We all do. We all do it in my game. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. I got one. I got one. I got one. Dogs, get the dogs. Dogs, boys, boys, boys. Let's go.

Go, get them. Get them. Get them. Who let the dogs out? That's how easy it is. So, like, if I need to, I just bring them in. And that's why I have them, right? And you guys can see, like, they don't help all the time, but when they do help, they help a lot.

And so, like, that's my mindset with the dogs. It's, like, very clearly, like, 99% of the time, I do not need the dogs. But in the 1% of encounters that are probably the most challenging in the game, the dogs play a pivotal role. The 90s called, they want their joke back? Yeah, well, I called. I want the 90s back.

Because you probably weren't born then. So you wouldn't exist. Bitch. Let's go back over here. I guess we can just go this one. This is the boss area, I can already tell. Wait, no, it's not. I've already fucking been here.

I'm retarded? Is there a map in this area? Oh, fuck. Am I stuck? Wait, I wasn't here. Was I here? Because this is the same exact room that I was at. And then this is the box. Yeah, okay, okay. All right, I didn't know I was getting in my own head. But no, that wasn't it. Been confusing the dogs? Yeah, I know. Okay, so we did this area. We did that area. And now we need to go over to this area over here.

This is the last spot for us to check. Okay, we actually have already been here before. Wait, so if we've already been here before, that means that the right path is this way. Maybe there's no wraparound. I mean, that could definitely be it. Like, I mean, maybe I just explored the whole area and this is it. Like, I feel like that's what happened. It's just how the fuck, there's a water zone? Yeah, but I don't see it.

Maybe it's down in here. It's like, if I look down in here, I don't see any water zones anywhere. And if there was a water zone, it would probably be this way. I think we should leave this area. Realistically, we've gotten everything that we need out of this place. And while I could be wrong about that, I don't know where else to go. Because I know that there's a tunnel, but I don't know where the tunnel comes from. And I think the better idea...

Wait a minute. I can't go up there either. It seems like I'm meant to jump down from this area, not up to this area. So this could actually just be meeting from a second area. And it carries into this zone. Because I already went into here, and I went through this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I think we finished this area. Let's get the hell out of here.

Go with your gut, like Donald Trump. Okay. My gut says let's get the fuck out of here. We already explored this area more than... enough and we did everything and now we should leave. Can you give me some sort of vibe? The game's vibe is definitely, uh, it definitely has a strong vibe to it.

I would say so at least. Is this a good guy or a bad guy? Look what you're done, you fool? Make an offering. Oh, I can't make an offering. Oh no! Hey, at least he had a potato though. That's pretty cool. We love potato.

I think maybe I can go up this way. Let's just go around. Also YouTube is upset about the background on PC. Of course they're mad about that. Because it's an instance of me doing something that they can't immediately criticize and get mad about. Like, I see a lot of games, a lot of people that are like that. I don't really take it very seriously, to be honest.

It's usually just like retarded kids. And by usually, I mean, it is every single. So I could go over to there. Oh, I've already been here. This is the beginning of the game. Okay. Now we can go back to town. Yeah, let's go.

Oh, you know what we should do? We should go into that Blood River area again. Yeah, we never went down there. Okay, let's go in this way. It's so powerful? Yeah, it's really good. There's a secret door at the bottom of this in the blood cave. This is build.

The dogs? So the dogs are really useful. for high-end encounters. They're not useful outside of that. Like, they have no base value, but inside of the, like, difficult challenge encounters, like bosses, basically, they're really useful. And they're a really good get-out-of-jail-free card

whenever you're fighting something that is hard to kill or you get overwhelmed because the dog's pull aground. So it's not necessarily the dogs that are really good, it's the fact that the dogs have a level of efficient oh that's right you go on the bottom the dogs have a level of efficiency to them that they allow you to unlock so they're for defense well well they're both right i mean they do a lot of damage okay all right guys you guys remember this is the beginning of the of the playthrough right

as remember how well this one let's see how well it goes now oh that feels pretty fucking good let me try and go around all right dogs Let's go. Man. We are feeling very cute today. Requires Pridwin's seal. I don't think I have that. Let me actually save. You guys see how much easier it is now. What? Damn, bitch. What's this Eldon Ring?

What fuck outta here? See him try and pull that bullshit? Oh. It's a grim moment this is. I had hoped that poor wretch, Mallory. Why did Mallory would be the last unfortunate trapped by the farce we created? Why did Mallory attack me? I believe the wretch named Mallory deeply hoped that you would be the one to end his life.

I was. But he was not mistaken. After all his waiting, something he hoped for finally came to pass. Who are you? Of course, I should feel obliged to greet you at the very beginning. My name is Priduin and I am the last druid in this garden and its last living creator know what this place used to be but now the garden is tainted like all of us oh I assume this is the answer to the meaning we've been searching for uh-oh what kind of meaning the first

resurrection of Arthur shattered our understanding of the eternal cycle Oh shit, then help. It was beyond our comprehension. We needed to take a step back. I need his seal. And for that, we needed a place of peace. The idea of a garden reminded us of the quiet murmur. And so we created the garden.

We really believed that we could reinvent humanity in a world like that. Yeah. Tell me about the first resurrection. Unthinkable. Even now, after so many. years. The king was dragged back to the land of the living whenever humanity sought its legendary protector. Oh. It turned out to be abuse. To take the memory of a life so precious and full of potential and turn it into a cruel mockery, step by step over and over, leading it to its inevitable degradation.

Did you find your answers? the way I expected, but yes, I have found the answers. The source of our doom is humanity itself. It's an infinite jest in the perfect tragedy of our lives. That which makes us human is a hindrance that complicates everything. We never truly know what we are or the nature of our lives, until we succumb to corruption, whether it is born of madness or the weirdness. the result remains the same only then does everything begin to appear as it truly is

this place is like a terrifying mirror and so it will remain unless something is done to change it i will change it oh is there anything that can be done i don't have this thing what has already happened cannot be undone there is only one thing left to do to bring it to an end do you want me to kill him how can that be done there is a sealed gate beyond it lies something that must be destroyed whether to face this terror or not the choice is yours if you consider that to be your path then here take the seal okay let's fucking do it hello the cock clave, hex-bounce wand. Oh, that's pretty good. That's the first, um,

magic item I've received. Hello? I hate having to fight those things. Uh, I don't have enough mana though to like get rid of them normally. See, I didn't get this. I probably should use that wand, honestly. Let me double check, look around. Okay, we kill him. What are you fucking retarded? He's like literally over there. Okay. Alright, gentlemen. Are we ready? Fuck, I don't see... Oh.

Does he have a headache or something, or what? Hey, what the fuck? Why'd he dodge? Damn, bitch. What? That's why we bring in the dogs, by the way. See him? This one must be a pug because he's fucking retarded.

I didn't even use my King Arthur power to destroy him. I just smacked the bitch up. Let's go this one. If this leads me outside... I'm going to... Oh, what the fuck? Should I go back and talk to the guy? Can I just ask you guys this?

Should I go back and talk to him or not? Yes, okay, all right. Let me go back and do that. You see, the boss fights now are a little bit easier than they were. The reason why is that I do more damage. And so if the bosses do any mechanics, It doesn't matter because I just killed them. Is that a legendary hammer?

No, it's a blue. You have returned. You reek of blood. Thank you. You wreak of purification. Delicious. You've killed our child and set the fate of the garden on a new path. Remember what I said, guys.

Some babies deserve to be aborted. Now at last, I shall have quiet and slumber. Let the flower bloom in all its beauty and die as it was always meant to. Thank you, Zika. 2,300 experience. What's that spear that I just got? Is it any good? Uh, what is to say? Uh, fucking Dixterity, physical damage by 50%. Uh, that's actually really good. I mean, the fact is, like, that's really strong because,

like, I'm like, why steal by 2% would be really good too. Good with summons? Yeah, think about that, right? Restores 10 health after killing an enemy. That's fucking insane. Holy shit, I can put that on my armor. Oh my God.

Hammer's the best. Yeah, I think the hammer is the best also. But I'm just thinking about this, like, because it does double damage. You can upgrade the item a lot. But if it's doing double damage, Is that what it said? It does double damage?

I forgot what it even said. What was this fucking spear? Where did the spear go? Yeah, physical damage by 100%. So that would only be a doubling, right? So it would be like 40 to 50. And I mean, that's really, really, like actually, oh, it's two-handed. Um, I kind of like that.

I mean, like, okay, so it's really good. I really don't know. Like, I feel like maybe it is the right play. Try it? Yeah, because it's way faster and it costs way less stamina, too. Spears attack fast. Yeah, exactly, right? So I'm thinking about this.

Like, I really like my hammer. And also the hammer can prock damage. Like, you saw the damage prok on that boss and, like, her health go, that's the reason why. And the hammer also does more stagger damage, too, which makes it good. So it's like, I'm just trying to think about this in, like, a small, smart way and I just don't know what the right option is. If this is the blue gear, imagine what the epic gear is. Yeah, true. It's two-handed so you can't. Okay, uh, attributes.

Uh, fuck, I really don't know. Dixterity? I feel like we go with Dixterity too. Because like, yeah, yeah, let's go with that. That way we have a little bit more, we can use more agile weapons and then we have this is the big one it says when you deal of a killing blow your summons regain 10% max health and their physical damage is increased by 50% for 10 seconds that's insane each point of spirituality increases your summons max health damage by 5% but increases someone spells a mana cost by 17% I don't know if that's useful or not I'm not going to go heavy into spirituality right now. After this, I'm thinking about we go back to armor.

And then, by 2x light of clip load, 1.5X. I don't think this is high value. I think we can gain extra armor here. Endurance gives you melee damage. 1% though. I think we put armored skin in. But armored skin, I'm just not really seeing. it have the same value that like melee damage physical damage by 2% for each point of your

weapon's weight i mean so that's like okay so let me think about this right so like each point of your weapons weight like you're already overpowered yeah but like that's the game each point of your weapons weight how many weight is this eight point so it's 8% damage like that's good but I mean, there's other things that just offer a higher value return for other things. So I just don't really see that being a good idea. When am I streaming on kick? Next week. About that.

Hello? Here, pussy. Fuck you. There's a 100-brown great sword. Yeah, I got one sword from some big guy, but I wasn't really using it. I didn't really see a lot of value in it. Watch how I handle this deer Watch me handle the deer

This Christ, bro This game's too easy It's going inside Yep We bambied the fuck out of that bitch You guys see how much better now It is like my summons aren't dying Or anything like that

Like everything's good Okay, so why did I come back here Oh, the duelist guy Who's the guy that I want a duel? Who do you guys want me a duel? And while I do that I'm gonna look and see what I can upgrade So like this is an upgrade

guy and so we got upgrade and we think about this spear so like the thing is like every point of upgrade that I do with this spear is a double upgrade like it literally like that the number is twice as much and it's only iron ore also but it costs big money that's the problem man I got to figure this shit out it's an insane scaling weapon go farming bitch no I'm chilling bro like I don't need to anything so who's the guy that i'm supposed to duel who am i supposed who's it that people said i'm supposed to duel somebody it's in daytime okay let me go do that bob dole i have to go do who's by i have to duel bob dole i don't think someone's work for being below 50% manner requirement if they don't then that's stupid so who do i duel i'm looking for a guy named bob is this bob no that's co

That's that's Stieg bald. What about this guy? That's Hroff? He's outside. Okay. So he's trying to throw down outside. I don't see him, boys. Down to hill.

I mean, this is the statue, right? That's a really nice shield. The church, the druids, some band of conflict. That's a really nice shield. But it doesn't matter now. That you're free. Who are you? I'm have a goal.

I swore my sword to my lady's will, and she kept me close. So, until she had no more use for me. Now, I walk alone, but a shadow never strays too far. How do you know something happened to me? I look at it, and you smell like death. Oh. I've seen people like you before. Broken, worn down, dragged through the mud.

If you've had enough of it all, I could grant you an honorable death. In a proper duel, you lived like a cur. But you could die like a knight Wouldn't there be just splendid? Just say the word That's fine I'm more than happy to oblige I got some on my guys

I really wish I could summon my guys right now But I can't What's wrong? I think I should just die so I can redo this Yeah, okay, let me do that Because like I want to kill him But like I want to start it with the wolves And that way like

I'm not playing on the back foot and I can take advantage of them helping me. Your wolves do no damage. They don't need to. All they need to do is distract them long enough for me to kill him. Can I just begin fighting him and hit him in the head right now? Is that okay? Yes? Okay. No, SXB. Okay. I didn't realize I was running myself at a stamina like that. Okay. I'm thinking how I should handle this. Okay, well let's get three more. Let's get two more of the these right now. I think I just use a potion and kill them, right? I mean, like, I feel like that's what we do. Um, movement speed, critical strike chance, maybe. I think crit chance is a good idea. More stamina. That's a good point. Maybe I just use this, because it's only 10 seconds.

Honestly, let me just try and do it right myself again. Christ. It's like I run myself out of stamina. that's the problem. Try the spear? Okay, sure. I don't think I can. Yeah, see, I don't have the dexterity for it. I just don't know how to handle this guy. Lunge like that. Yeah, I just didn't think he'd lunge like that. That was it. And that was like a one shot too. I thought that would work. I wasn't sure it would work, but I thought it would work. Man, that was close? Yeah, it was okay big loot yeah i know let's get the boys back in and you're right like if i had used that stamina uh like potion i could easily kill them and that was with him almost one one tapping me with every hit so we got dual night boots maximum stamina critical strike chance when your

stamina is below 25 percent maximum sammed by 4 percent critical hits require stamina increases. Why is it grayed out? And I have a cape now. All text is gray? Okay. I think they should change that. They should make it like yellow or like green or something like that.

Because like grayed out text, especially with things that like, for example, like have red. Like there should be like an indicator or like at least the text should be white. It should be like the same color as like the armor. Oh, the gloves. Yeah, the gloves. the best one. Oh my god. Dude, death night is born. That is insane. And did I level up from that too? No, I didn't. It says like something happened. I wasn't sure. The funny thing is like I can't even test my damage on these guys because I one shot them anyway. Well, I still one shot him.

Hello? Goodbye. Easiest game on my life. Okay. I'm going to take a break there. I think I'm a, I think, I think, I think we did, we did some real work. We did some real work today. I feel really good that we beat that guy too. Like I, I, I didn't know if we'd be able to. Like, you guys see, like, do you see now what I mean about how, like, the value is created through, uh, like the mobs effectively acting as deceptions? Or distractions, I mean? Like, you, you see what, you see what I mean. right like it's insanely fucking good that's only plus one enable the helmet yeah yeah yeah let me do it okay uh probably display right this game maybe probably movie game i'm on hero can i turn it around

to where i can see myself photo mode yeah i don't know if can i do that yeah damn to open your inventory i'm looking good now weak spot damage i think we're gonna stick with the max health one for now uh like max mana by 10% it's pretty decent but i don't think the other ones have any value this one's just way better for now and my bow situation is like really not very good this shield is really really nice i'm thinking about transitioning towards a shield build later on but i'm just not ready to do that yet full set andy yeah you god damn right this game with some good Yeah, I mean, this game is, you know, it's a game made by dudes for dudes, I'm pretty sure, right? Sure seems like it. And so, yeah, it's fun.

Watch your backs. Watch these nuts. You know what? This will be a good test right here. The night. Remember the night that I struggled with so much? Oh man. Oh, man. Do the boss bandit on the tower? I did already kill them. They don't respawn.

Or this one would have respawned. This is nuts, man. Yeah. We're really cooking, man. Like, this is actually kind of crazy. Like, I didn't even realize that we were on that level. Bonk after bonk. Yeah.

Look at this guy. Watch him. And even the damage. that I take. Like, I don't even take that much damage anymore. Because I've got all this armor. Yeah, I did. That's why you got parried. And I can also parry, too. Like, I don't really do a lot of parries, but I can if I want to, right?

You broke the game again? No, no, y'all don't even understand. Like, let me move it. I'll move it up so you guys can look at it real quick. Can I show my stats, skill trees? Select my two-handed. Look at this. Literally 30% damage. 5%.

I probably won't put one point into this. This is AEOE weapon damage as well. Stun. That's not super good. That's insane too. Because I can build this up with the consecutive hits with a potion that makes it where I don't have any. stamina. And then by the time that the potion runs out, I'm going to completely have, like,

200 weapon hits, deplete 5% of the damage dealt from the target stamina. That's insane. Stamina costs every attacks. Look at that. See, so I do that too. And this is attack speed to too also. And this is, you know what? I think, I think we need to rush life steel. Because, like, spirituality, so like, if we look at this, I don't really think that, like, these are high value right now. I think that we go over to this, and for health, each enemy killed increases your damage by 5%,

up to 50%. Healing resets the counter. Each enemy killed, but what does healing mean? Does healing mean life still? Like, is healing, like, there's a number of ways to heal. Like, for example, like, if you, like, like, siphoning life is not necessarily healing.

Eating food is not necessarily healing. Is health-going up healing? Or is healing? using a potion that heals you. Any healing, right? So if it's any healing, then this would literally have zero value. Because if you have lifestyle,

it would have literally zero value. And that's also really good too. And then also, so like you have spirituality and combat, spellpower. None of these really give me any value at all from my spells. General. Max Manna.

I feel like critical hit chance fully restore your stamina. See, this right here could actually change the game. Like, that really could change the game right there. And then armor, like, I'm thinking, like, again, receiving melee damage. And like this, like, a lot of these things, like, I just, I don't know, like, really if the game works this way, right? Because, like, receiving melee damage,

if I block melee damage, I still receive melee damage. So do I return 25% of the blocked damage or the base damage or neither because it was a block and not received? Like, I mean, there's things like this. Like, I played POE a lot, right? And so, like, I, the vocabulary and like the words mean a lot. So testing time? Yeah, yeah, I'd have to test it and see for myself. but you can see how

I find ways to confuse myself damn a chance by 7% for a ring that's really good a 7% crit ring because like my ring right now is just more mana

honestly I think I should put that on like it's just it's just better because like right now like all my mana is spent but that's okay because I'm not using mana anyway You're at minus 1 manna now? No, I'm not. 9.4 mana cost.

How much mana do I have? Where does it tell me how much mana I have? Character, status, attributes. Mana, negative 1. Okay, so I actually do need to get one more point of mana. I do need to use that ring in that case, so I can't use this yet. Because I wouldn't be able to re-summon. That's okay, though.

I think we go with life steel, though. What do you guys think? Like, I'm feeling very strong about life steel. Seems worth it, yeah. Where'd this fuck boy go? Let me kill this bear. Last thing to do. Get him.

Jesus. Big dick, yeah. Two hits killed the bear. And that's not even counting what I could upgrade, too. Keep that in mind. Yeah, like, we're making crazy progress in this game. Holy shit. Holy shit, bro.

Like, we... We cook the fuck out of it. them and look at this armor too oh my god and we got the dogs too 360 view you can't really do that unfortunately no ruin on armor and weapon i think that now we put the life steel and the the life recovery ruin on our gloves because i feel like these gloves like critical hits restore stamina and 20% melee damage i feel like the chances of me replacing that is like basically fucking zero. Right?

And so, like, let's do that right now. I don't know actually if it was a weapon gem or, uh, let me see. So attach relic. Where my gloves. Okay. So we're going to put a relic slot into this.

That's insane. Can I take these out, by the way? I can't take these out, can I? Oh, I can. Oh, okay. Well, in that case, I should just... I should just put relics on everything, right? Yes? Okay, I'm just trying to think like how much money I have to do that. Okay, well, I'm gonna have it... So if it inflicts burn...

And then obviously, like, I mean, my weapon should be my highest value, right? Is this game good? Yeah, it is. So where's my relics? Okay, I've only got one more weapon relic And it just inflicts burn, that's it Oh, oh, put. Okay, never mind. Physical damage by 3%.

I feel like neither of these are like really good But like, I mean, 3% damage is better than zero, right? And so if I have stamina cost reduced by 4%, like, I mean, again, like none of these things are bad. So I'm not going to play any more of the game until I'm just going to quick save, actually. I'm not going to play any more of it. I might play more of it tomorrow.

I might play something else tomorrow too. I just really haven't decided. But if we do play more of it, we will just pop off and try to do a little bit more of the main story. Does standing in fire burn me? It looks like I have... Yeah, yeah, it does. Because, like, I'm gathering the status.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll play a little bit more of this. I mean, either way, I mean, this is like... This is probably a pretty long game. and so I'm probably not going to do the whole thing on stream. But because there's like other games that are coming out and want to play and like other like smaller stream games.

But I do want to play this again because like yesterday obviously like I played it. I had a pretty bad time. I mean like I think everybody knows that. I had a bad time playing yesterday. And so like yeah, I'm really having a lot more fun now. Now that I understand the game more and, you know,

we got the dogs and everything like bro. Like we're cooking. Such a good game, bro. Yeah, yeah. Very good game. popped off yeah i did which one is stronger Thor's hammer at king Arthur's Excalibur

the Thor's hammer by a mile Excalibur isn't anything special it's just his weapon like as far as I know there's no actual magic attached to Excalibur yeah whereas Molinar has like multiple special like effects yeah Thor's hammer's a divine weapon

yeah exactly like it's not even remotely close but anyway gentlemen thank you all very much for watching I appreciate it and until next time boys Peace. See ya.