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Episode Date: May 4, 2025

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Alright. We gonna get back into it. I really have to say, like, this goes so fucking hard, it's insane. Wow. Do side cuts are way better in main quests? Well, I understand the main quest. I don't understand the side quest. I think I'm gonna stick to doing the main quest, because that's what I'm, that's what I'm following along with.

Oh, this bro? Yeah, bro. This just goes so fucking hard. Alright, let's do it. That's good. Yeah, I'm not an expert in the game, so I don't want to get it. backseated and you know like oh go here go here do that do this all right let's go let's try it again let's continue and continue from your last saved game yes we have to go to the other place now next for a block and prefer our shield bash to stagger opponents so that seems pretty good damn okay so where's my horse because we have to go to um can i actually travel

over there? Wait, I can. Nice. Oh shit. Damn, what's all this? Good the horse? Yeah, I didn't even know you could fast travel like that. That's crazy. Holy shit. All righty, boys, let's go. Okay, and I need to go to Cloud Ruler Temple. How are you? Open the gates. Okay, let's go inside. You can fast travel anywhere, right? from a start but not when a building. Oh, okay. Damn, so this is, it's like, we in Skyrim now, right? Like, that's got to be it. And we got the two boys with us too? Kind of, yeah. Oh shit. I don't know what that sound is. Right on the border of Skyrim. Oh, what is it? Oh. So it's up there, that's Skyrim. I had no idea. Okay.

So we've got to go up to this temple and they're going to help us. We obviously lost the special item that we needed. The demons came in and they took it naturally. And so now we have to go talk to this guy at the temple to get it back. Damn. I really got to say that the way that this game looks is really impressive. I didn't expect it to be like this in-depth and like this well done. Yeah, it's a 20-year-old game, I know, man.

All right. Yeah, this is a 20-year-old game. I mean, not, not. I mean, the remake is not. But, like, the remake looks really good. The door needs a key. Oh, shit. Is this...

Yes, Cyrus. This is the emperor's son, Martin Septim. Oh, shit. My lord. Welcome to Cloud Ruler Temple. We have not had the honor of an emperor's visit in many years. Damn. Ah, well, thank you.

The honor is mine. Wait, so he's already decided? Your blades are waiting to greet you. Oh shit, that's right. This is where all the... This is the secret service. And so they're even walking up the stairs too? Damn. What was the button to walk again?

Oh, Caps lock, that's right. Damn, bro. Blades. Dark times are upon us. The emperor and his sons were slain on our watch. The empire is in chaos. But there is yet hope. Hope.

Here is Martin Septim, true son of Uriel's Hell Sraghergoyle! Hell, God accept him! Hail! Your Highness, the blades are at your command. You will be safe here until you can take up your throne. Hell yeah. Geoffrey, all of you.

I know you all expect me to be Emperor. Yes. I'll do my best. But this is all new to me. I'm not used to giving speeches, but... I wanted you to know that I appreciate you welcome here. here. I hope I prove myself worthy of your loyalty in the coming days. That's it. Thank you. Well then. Thank you, Martin. We'd all best get back to our duties, eh, Captain? Good afternoon, sir.

Not much of a speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother them, though. The blade saluting me and hailing me as Martin said him. I don't mean to sound ungrateful. I know I would be dead by now if it weren't for you. Thank you. Everyone expects me to suddenly know what to do, how to behave. They want an emperor tell them what to do. And I haven't the faintest idea. We gotta get that shit back, bro. We gotta get that neck.

Of course, the amulet of kings. So we, I can take it to the temple of the one and light the dragon fires. And stop the oblivion invasion. See, this is what I like about the old games Is it's all about like Masculine duty, responsibility, honor, tradition It's like, this guy just, they just pick him up Out of this random fucking city, they said, bro,

You're the emperor's son. Let's go. Okay. I'll do my duty. This is what should have happened with Andoen. The emperor? Yep. That's an idea that.

We'll take some getting used to. In any case, we need the amulet first. Maybe Geoffrey will know where to start. Don't worry about me, my friend. All right, bro. Where do we go? Sir. You have proven yourself a loyal servant of the empire

as worthy as any of the blades to stand by Martin's side during this crisis. Yes. As the grand master of the blades, I would be honored to accept you into our order. Will you join us? I will join the order of the Bald Webes. What are my duties as a blade? The blades are sworn to the service of the emperor as the mortal representative of the dragon blood of the divine talus. Yes, I'm going to join the blades.

It is my honor to welcome you into our ranks as a knight brother of the blades. Well, where do we get the amulet? Oh, I got a katana. You're right. We must try to recover the amulet before the enemy takes it out of our reach. Yes. You should go back to the imperial city. Boris may have learned something about the assassins.

You'll find Boris at Luther Broad's boarding house in the Elven Gardens District of the Imperial City. Let's go. Yes. Yes. So they just talk to each other and they do everything. I'm over cucumbered. Oh, because they gave me a weapon. Oh, this is a seven? Oh, wow.

Big dick. Big dick. Okay, um... It's R, right? Yeah. It's R. Okay. Okay, good. I have a new weapon now. And I'm over cucumbered. I don't know what I want to get rid of. I think I'm going to get rid of... That's 500 bucks. We're not getting rid of that at all. I'm going to get rid of this piece of shit right here. I don't need this steel helmet anymore. Let's get rid of that. And then we'll get rid of the velvet garbets. We don't need that. We don't need any of this stuff either. This stuff's dumb. Okay, I've got enough space. Yeah, we don't need this shit. You know what I need to do?

Maybe I should go to a vendor or something. I don't know. It's crazy how much work and time they put into this game, man. It's pretty incredible. Good evening, sir. I haven't time to talk right now, I'm afraid. But I'm sure one of the other blades can help. Try speaking with Bellasarius or Caroline.

You know what I compare this voice acting to? Assassin's Creed Shadows. I just like, I can't believe that it's really funny for me because like I thought this game like I thought Elder Scrolls was dog shit

straight up I thought it was absolutely this this has been nothing but absolute fucking peak jump I'm not gonna jump I'm gonna die yeah see we're gonna die from there how do you feel out this game I'm loving it man call me McDonald's okay

let me go talk to I've got to go back to the city. Can I... I can't? Why not? Um... Maybe if I'm over here, you can, click it? No. Okay. Okay, now it's working. Alright, well, whatever. That's fine. It ain't what it is. A coin for an old beggar. Visit the arena while you're in the city. I don't even know where it is. We've got to go inside of here.

I have to open the crate. Oh, I can't, can I take this? No, I, okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. I need to probably find, is there a place where I can sell some of my stuff? I should be able to sell something to this guy, right? Luther Broad's boarding house. I'm Luther. You want beds or food?

See me. Okay, so, uh, bartering. Have a look around. And, you won't find better prices in all. How are we feeling about selling? I think we should just sell a bunch of shit to this guy. Yeah, I'm gonna just sell a bunch of stuff to him.

Like, I don't need a cheese. I don't, I do not need 12 cheese wheels. We're gonna get rid of 11 cheese wheels, so we only have one cheese wheel left. An excellent bargain. I agree. Okay. And are there, is there anything else that's like really heavy?

Okay, venison, I might cook that. We don't really know. You need at least eight, what the fuck? Not anymore. Okay, so we got rid of a lot of this stuff, so that should be... I'll sell that, I guess, I don't really need that. I don't want to get rid of all the cheese wheels. The hearts, I think I could maybe use those. Thank you for your business. Okay.

Be seeing you. So if we want to need to talk to again? This guy, right? Bear ass. Yeah, exactly. Sit down. Sit down. Don't say anything. Just do what I say. Listen, I'm going to get up in a minute and walk out of here. That guy in the corner behind me will follow me. You follow him. I'm ready when you are. Good. Remember, wait for him to follow me. I want to see what he'll do.

How do I get up? How do I get up? What's the... E? Okay. What? Wait, what? It doesn't matter, it's fine. Oh shit! Oh shit! Got to die! Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Mythic Dawn Commentaries. I found a strange book. I should show it to Belarus. Okay. Fuck yes. Bro, we got him. Good work. I am glad to see you, by the way. You just caught me at a bad time. know. What have you learned?

The assassins who killed the emperor were part of a Deidre cult known as the mythic dawn. Apparently worship the Deidre Lord Mayroon's Dagon. I've been tracking their agents in the Imperial City. I guess they noticed. The enemy has the... I found Uriel's ale. Uh, the enemy has the amulet. What? They took it from Joffrey? Things are worse than I had thought. I found Uriel's heir. Thank Talo's he lives. Martin Septim. you say, we will restore him to the throne.

Yes. It is the sworn duty of all blades. Yes. What's our next move? There's a scholar at the Arcane University. Tarmina's her name. Supposed to be an expert on Diedrich Colts. Why don't you take that book to her? See what she makes of it. She better be hot.

I'll keep running down leads on the Mythic Dawn Network. If you learn anything, you can find me at Luther Brods. May Talas guide you. Tarmina, who's this? Like I said, she's one of the brains over at the Arcan. Cain University. Supposed to know everything there is to know about Dietrich Colts. Good.

All right, let's go. I hope you learned something from Tarminah about that book. Let me find out where she's at. You cannot fast travel. Wait, what? While what? While guards are pursuing. Wait, huh? Stop.

You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Oh. Pay gold. That's too bad. I was hoping you'd resist arrest. Okay, here's the procedure. We go to the castle.

First, we search you. Confuscate any stolen goods. Then you pay your fine and we release you. What? What the fuck? What the fuck, man? What is it, citizen? Do I have to do this myself? What is it, citizen? Okay, I'm good now, right? You're good? I went to fucking jail

Bro, I got racially profiled What the hell was that? That's some bullshit God damn You have my ear, citizen Wooden door to the city aisle Is this the arcane sanctum? Look at that pointy thing

That's where wizards live Definitely, that's where wizards live God damn All right, let's go Yeah, that guy was pissed Like, I didn't even know what that happened Speak Oh shit

Look at the blue fire Or purple Who's this? Yes That's not him Ooh, where do I go now Oh What?

What the hell? Ah, you must be the one I got the message about How can I help you? The mythic dawn You know of them One of the most secretive Of all the Dadrik counts

Not much is known about them. They follow the teachings of Mankar Cameron, whom they call the master, a shadowy figure in his own right. I found one of their books. Ah, yes. Commentaries on the Mysterium Xerxes. Wonderful. You have a scholarly interest in Dadrick Cults then. I need to find the mythic dawn.

Find them, eh? I won't poke my nose any further. official business and all that. I'm used to working with the blades. Don't worry. Say no more. Okay. In any case, finding them won't be easy. I've studied Mani-Kar-Camron's writings a bit myself,

at least those that I could find. Uh-huh. It is clear from the text that Man-Kar-Camron's commentaries come in four volumes, but I've only ever seen the first two books. I believe that his writings contain hidden clues to the location of the Mythic Dawn's secret shrine to Maroon's Dagan. Those who unlock this hidden path have proven themselves worthy to join the ranks of the Mythic Dawn cult. Finding the shrine is the first test.

If you want to find them, you'll need all four volumes of the commentaries. Damn. Where can I find the books? Here, you can have the library's copy of volume two, treated gently, if you please. As I've said, I've never even seen the third and fourth volumes. You should try first edition over in the market district. So I just buy it? Cateres to specialist collectors. He may have an idea of where to locate those books.

Isn't that kind of irresponsible? Like, It was so nice chatting with you. Be sure to let me know how your hunt for the mythic dawn turns out. Damn. And each of these items is all it's, own individual thing too. Oh, you can get even the crystals out of the box.

Jesus. Dajerk worship is legal here, son? You're part of the blades. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I am. You're right. You can stash items at Joffrey's Chapel, by the way. You're in the Secret Service now? I am. I'm in the service of the Emperor. I have to help and do whatever I can.

A vows stores slowly going lower. It's interesting to play this game after playing avowed. Let me just tell you that. What is it, citizen? Yeah, it's really interesting. The blade armor is an armory, the Cloud Temple? No, no, it's okay. You guys think I should go back and get the armor for the blades?

Is it that much better than the Legion armor? Yes. Okay, I'm going to go do it after I talk to this guy. Yeah, remember me to talk to the guy that's also a two-handed katana? Okay, yeah, I'm going to go. I'm gonna go over there in a minute then. Let me finish this first though. You get two hand of katana.

What are they called? Odachi. What can I do for you? It's called Firf of the first of first first first Edison. Okay. So it's not there. It doesn't work because it's probably wait is it nighttime so they don't have how do you do? Wait.

Okay. It's closed. Yeah. Does it actually work that way? Wow. And they're all walking around and You have my ear, citizen. I suppose I have a moment.

What is it? Okay, let's go inside. The NPCs have schedules and homes? What the fuck? I'm Fentheus, owner and proprietor of the first edition. Look around. If I don't have it, maybe I can get it. Okay.

Well, how about Mysterium Xerxes? You must be referring to Mancock Cameron's commentaries on the Mysterium Zarksey. Yes. A common mistake. It comes in four volumes. The first two volumes are rare, but you may run across them from time to time. The third and fourth are impossible to find.

Well, fuck. I need the volumes three and four. I happen to have a copy of volume three on hand, but I'm afraid it is a special order. Oh. What are you paid for by another customer? Sorry. Gwynnish would be terribly disappointed if it was gone when he came to pick it up.

So sorry. I can't help you. I don't know him personally. Let me see what he says. But he was very eager to get his hands on volume three of Cameron's commentaries. Came all the way from Valenwood. It's a matter of fact. He's already late for his appointment to pick up the book.

Feel free to wait for him if you want to speak to him yourself. When's he going to be here? Volume four, maybe. I wish I had one, but I have never even seen a copy. I'm afraid I couldn't sell it to you for any price. I've already promised it to someone else and my word. Damn. Okay. All right.

Good day. I'm assuming I have to wait. How long do I have to wait? An hour? Okay. I'm here for my book. Mancar Cameron's Commentaries Volume 3. Of course. Here you go. Keep us in mind for any future needs. Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. I can't tell you how long I've been looking for this book. How goes it? What?

What? Have you been following me? Leave me alone. That book is mine. I want to buy it for you. I want to buy it from you. It isn't for sale. You'll have to find a copy somewhere else. Okay. Tell me about the Mythic Dawn cult. The mythic dawn, are you?

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know anything about any cult. You're in way over your head. You presume to tell me about Dadrick cults. Yes. I'll have you know that I visited the shrine of Shea Ghorath. ...shut up, bitch. I've spoken with Hermes-Mora, beneath the full moons.

I've been to oblivion. They killed the emperor, you fool. What? The mythic dawn were the ones? You have to believe me. I truly had no idea. I mean, I knew they were a danger cult. Mankok Cameron's views on Mayroon's Dagon are fascinating,

revolutionary even. But to murder the emperor, Mara preserve us. Is this another resistance force? You better give me that book, man. Yes, of course. I don't want anyone to think I had anything to do with their insane plots. Here, volume three is yours. Yes.

What you do with it is your business. Thank you, brother. I need the fourth book as well. You could only get volume four directly from a member of the mythic dawn. I had set up a meeting with the sponsor as he called himself. Yes. Here, take this note they gave me. It tells you where to go.

I don't want anything else to do with the mythic dawn. Okay. What do you want? So we have that one. I had a copy of volume. Okay, so there's that. All right, good. Okay.

Bardering, does he sell anything important? Looks like, not really. I don't give a fuck about any of this. Okay. Good day. Only go outside. And now we need to go get our shit, man.

Another chatter? Yeah, bro. This guy was about to be a terrorist. Okay, um, I guess I should probably go do this one now. Let me do this one now, I think. I don't know if this is the right option or not, but let me see what happens if I go through this door. Okay. The arena.

Damn. Dan, that looks kind of cool. Do the arena? You want me to do it? Okay. But I don't want to do it now. So the first thing I should do before I do the arena, is I should go over to

I should go to Waynor It's really badass North will Do I have a separate storage area In Cloud Ruer Temple Or is it the only the one in Waynon Priory You do, I have a separate one Okay, I'm going to go to Cloud Rural

Temple We're going to get our armor Get a new weapon first You can take everything from Cloud Rourer Temple Okay Let me see how this works So we're trying to get all We're trying to get

Pretty much like all set up and everything Let's see this armor That looks nice That looks really nice Um I haven't time to talk right now I'm afraid But

I'm gonna have to ask you guys Um Welcome aboard sir It'll be an honor to serve with you Where the hell do I go? Uh, I guess we can just look around, right? Okay, there's Bellasarius. Good afternoon, sir.

Okay, so this is the same armor that I have before. What can I do for you, sir? Rumors the blades. It's downstairs. Okay, let's go downstairs then. Do you have a moment? There's something we need to discuss. Words.

Speak freely. The plane of oblivion. We know so little about. So they're just having... What if the daydra we've seen are only the beginning? I think we should prepare for the worst. There's much wisdom in your words, my friend. Have you discussed this with the others?

You know how it is. There are whispers in the halls of clouds. Yes? It's not perfect. Okay. Okay, now we got to go to the armory. Oh, I interrupted them. Oh, no.

Ooh. Okay, so... Adava-Kadavra? Adavra-Katana. Okay, so we're gonna loot the Adavra-Katana. And then we're also gonna get the blade shield. And can I... Maybe what I should do is I should just leave all my shit here.

What do you guys think? Yes? Okay. Well, can I put stuff in here? Hit F. Oh. Okay. Um... I'm going to put away the clayboard and this one here too

and then we're going to get rid of this and I don't really think I need like what about rings? Like how do rings even work? I don't even know. It doesn't hold up any weight so it doesn't really matter. Okay so and all this stuff is better but this has a lower number. It says the armor for this is a six and this one's a seven. Like it's way worse. It's light armor. Why would I want light armor? Why would I want that? Move faster? That's stupid. Why would I care about that?

Okay, so now we have the die katana. I'm gonna loot the repair hammer. And let's see if there's anything else I need here. It looks like that's about it. And this one's not really any better than what I had. We've got the short swords. We don't really need that either. I think it's time for us to go back. Yeah, I don't need to sneak around. Okay, your armor's half broken. Have to repair it? I don't have to do shit. Let me go outside and I'm gonna travel over and you. You guys are going to help me go where the arena is, okay? We will exact our revenge on the mythic dawn for the emperor's murder. Oh, shit.

By the holy blood of Talos, Mankar Kamran will pay for his crimes. All right. So it's going to be like that. Gigi items and chest? No, it's okay. We're fine. Okay. Let's go over here.

Go grab the two-hander katana. I did. I have it. I have the two-hander and I have the one-hander. So let me see if I can. Uh, no, all right. Where does I go to get... Oh, okay, I go to the arena to get to the arena.

All right, let's see how this works. Ooh, wooden door to the arena. Between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. Okay. Uh, what time does it now? Okay, 10 hours. Just do 10 hours. You're not easy to get hold of. What have you found out?

Oh shit. The Mythic Dawn meeting. This just might be the... the break we've been looking for. Good work. We need to get that fourth book then. If Tarmina is right, we can use these books to locate the mythic dawn's hidden shrine. Right. Let's go. I know that part of the sewers well.

Okay. Sewers. The sewers run underneath the whole imperial city. There are access points in every district. The blades have occasion to use them in our undercover work, as well as a means to move around the city without attracting attention. Yeah, I understand. I have to use the other door. I didn't understand that. I know how to get to the part of the sewers where we need to meet the sponsor.

Oh, I need to follow him then. Right? Yeah, let me follow him. Yeah, I think that's the right option, isn't it? I mean, I'm not a fucking expert, right? I'm just trying to play the game. Let's just, let's do what we need to do. I feel like I'm just going to, yeah, go with the flow, bro.

Like, yeah, yeah. Oh, my. Oh, this game really is from 2006. The running speed is faster than the NPC movement, and the walking speed is slower than the NPC movement. Isn't that cute? Wait an hour than fast travel? I don't know how it works. I'm gonna go with him. This is my sworn brother-in-arms for the Secret Service.

I forgot what they were called. But, and so, like, we have to go and like fucking, uh... Actually, let me make sure I do one thing. R and then we're going to do number three Okay, and that way we have everything ready to go We have the Catano and then the Super Catano You'll go faster if your athletics is higher Can I just push him? This is the way to do it

Yeah, I'm just push him Let's go, man We gotta make it to the sewers You can just meet them there I don't know where there is though I've got to do it myself You can bind health ones Potions too. I'm not gonna take damage.

What is it, citizen? Shut up, bitch. Well, I thought we were going down there. Oh. Oh. I feel like I'm a, uh, never mind. Get my back. What? Okay, I got you. All right. Look out. What's up, bitch?

Yeah. Gotcha. All right. Do it. Good job, bro. Get my back. Got it. Oh, we got it. bro? Yes.

Over here! Got him. I'm a warlord and a destroyer. Got him? Now what? I almost... I almost hit my boy. We're good. That's my rat meat. This was mine.

Where is he? Shit! Got him. Got him. Get my back. Damn. Bro, I delete it. I deleted his ass.

One tapped him, yeah. Okay, good. Does he have anything good? No, he doesn't. All right, we gotta watch out for these goblinos. Goblino! Took him out. Get my back.

Where is he? Shit. Stay ready. The fuck out of here, bitch. You can have it. Potion of cure potion. Okay. Are we winning?

Yes. Over here. To play on novice? No, I have a good weapon. I'm on adept. I would have played at a higher difficulty level, but playing at a high difficulty level just felt extremely tedious, and it didn't really add anything into the game.

It just made everything take longer for no reason. The slider's bad. Yeah. It's just not very good. Like, ultimately, you guys know I love playing like Souls games and stuff, but that's not. Really just not what this game is. I'm not trying to put a square peg into a round hole.

Spend like five hours, like fighting a rat. Or like beating some... Like, I mean, this isn't a skill-based game, right? Well, I thought we were already here. The room with the table is just through this door. I always wondered who put it there. Okay. I happen to know that if you go up the stairs there,

you can get a vantage point on the meeting room. Okay. I think I'd better be the one to handle the meeting. You'll be my backup. Keep watch from above in case of trouble. All right, I'll cover you. Good. Remember, we must not leave here without the book.

It's our best chance of finding the amulet. I'm ready when you are. Listen, I may not survive this, but if I don't, you must. You must recover the book and find the amulet of kings. Damn, bro, like, don't worry, I never fail. We'll do it together. I'm glad to have you at my back Okay, let's do this

That's my boy, we're not gonna let this shit happen I'm alone For Eurial septum What? The time of cleansing is almost here Bro, he's got so much health I'm gonna make sure I get my heel Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Jesus Christ! No, that's girl ass. I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you. I got you. Okay, good, you got him. Quickly now. Okay. Okay.

Nice. What's the flag? Got him. Okay, let's take his stuff. That's three more. Ooh, I got a ring of the Viper. Sunkin Sewer's Key. We'll be reporting back to their master.

Base ring of Fire Shield? Mythic Dawn Commentaries 4. I now have the fourth and last volume. I cannot peace scare the clues within them to help me find the Mythic Dawn's secret shrine. Maybe Tarmina can help. Snowball and I got another key. How are we doing, bro? Now that you have all four books, you should be able to handle things from here.

I'm going to Cloud Ruler Temple. My place is at Martin's side. Okay. It's smart. I'll see you back at Cloud Ruler Temple. Good luck. And now... We're going to try out that arena

shit. Okay, I can't fast travel. Let me go back up this way. Is there a way that I can get back faster than this? Equip the rings. Okay. I bet actually there is because I got a sewer key, and the sewer key should let me open a door that's in this area, right?

I got a potion of healing, too. Small crate. Let's get that. Okay. Chest. Big dick. This is a big dick. Blue, see the key? I can't, how do I use the key? Can I?

Hit the auto? I'm gonna do five autos, okay? F5 and F9? No, it's not gonna happen. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Let's just move on. Let's just move on, and we're gonna be a good boy, we're not gonna cause any trouble. And each one of these is its own little item too. Look at that. Mythic, that's $80? Oh, nice. I got illusions. Let's go this way. Sunk and Sour's Key. Okay, see, this, see, I knew I was supposed to go this way.

Wait, what? What? Wait. Ho's mad? Shit. I have the high ground. I have the high ground. Let me get my health back.

Got them. That's right. That's... Shit! I gotta fight him off. Oh, that's Barris. Wait, what? He's here.

Steel shield. I think that shield might be better than my shield. I'm gonna put on my two rings, too. I have two rings. Bronze amulet. Show details. What does a bronze amulet do? Nothing, but I'm gonna put it on.

So, a steel shield. Well, this one, they're both heavy armor. Okay. Let's look around here. Turn the wheel. Nice. You have to watch out for goblinos. They could be any...

Fuck out of here, bitch. I'm gonna go this way. This is the path. The red dot tells me this is the path. I knew it. I knew I could do it. Fuck! Got him.

Southwest tunnel, maybe? Okay, I have to go over here. Big jump, big jump. Surely I'm not going in a big circle, am I? What? What? Got them all. That was too easy for me, honestly.

Really, really fucking easy. Come into my domain! The fuck out of here, bitch. We're gonna get some lettuce. Actually, no, we shouldn't have got that lettuce. It's disgusting. Okay, it's not this way, is it? Sloth gate is open remotely. We're gonna be open from.

It's gotta be the other way, right? I see. That's gotta be it. Fuck. So now I have to go down this gate, and then that's going to let me use this gate. I know what to do. Yes. Yes.

Got him. And then I opened this. I can hear the door. Got him? Okay, it says I'm almost there. I just have to go this way. Oh, no. I can't even go in there because it's against the law.

Oh, shit. Wait. Oh, no. But I can't... Shit! Just sneak? Ah, this is really bad, guys. This is super bad.

The door has... Okay, it's not. It's not. Okay, let's think about this a little bit more. Maybe I'll open this. And it'll open the gate, right? Okay, that didn't work. Check map.

This is just what I expected. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I knew it. Okay. I Okay. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna do it. If I, if I'm breaking and entering, that's just what happens, okay? That's life.

You gotta do what you gotta do. This is, listen, this is on official emperor's business. I can't let them hold me back. All right, let's do this. Such a roach thing to do, guys. I'm quick saving. I'm saving now. Ah, fuck!

Got it. I knew I could get it. See, I told you guys. I could have done it myself. I didn't want to waste time. See? I'm good. I'm actually good.

Holy shit. I knew I could do it. I knew it. You have my ears. I knew it. Okay. Better sleep now? Arena?

Okay, okay. Let's do the arena. Actually? Yeah, let's do the arena right. Let's do the arena right now. To the Blood Works. Welcome to the Arena. Oh shit.

I can't sleep here. I thought I'd be able to sleep. Oh, fuck. Pork chop. What kind of name is that? Only authorized combatants. You're supposed to arena, Blade Master, and arrange a match. Hail friend, I don't believe I've ever seen you down here in the Blood Works before.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Agronach Gromolog. Most people just call me the gray prince. It's kind of silly, I know, but the people of Syradil need heroes. I'm more than happy to oblige. Okay. Let's see what I need to do. Yes, it's what everyone calls me.

I guess I'm partly to blame. I have never made it a secret that I'm actually only half, Ork. I am a lord's son, yet I've been denied the noble privilege to which I'm entitled. So I have become the gray prince, noble in my own right. Still, if I could prove who I really am and show the world that an orc can be noble in blood as well as deed, maybe, yes, you could help me. Wait, what? I may be able to help you. Tell me more. I grew up here in the imperial city, but I was born elsewhere.

My mother was a servant in the employ of Lord Leviticus and resided at his fore. Lady Leviticus was a shrew of a woman. The Lord and my mother grew close and ultimately fell in love. I was the result of their union. When the lady learned of my birth, she was furious and threatened to kill both my mother and me. So we fled, leaving my claim to nobility behind. Damn. Please go on. My mother died recently.

Before she passed, she got. She gave me this key and told me it would unlock the truth at the place of my birth, Crow Haven. Crow Haven is a ruined fort far to the west of here. I'd go myself, but my training regimen doesn't allow for the luxury of such an excursion. My friend, you must travel to Crowhaven and use the key to unlock whatever it is that holds the proof of my birthright. Damn. Find this proof and redirection. turn it to me.

What the fuck? And I'll share with you some of my finest combat techniques. All right. Trust me. You can't learn these moves in a book. Okay. Well, I'll do that at some point. So where's the blade master?

I'm a busy man. What is it? Damn, bro. I don't know who you are, friend. But you've got about 10 seconds to tell me what you're doing in my blood works before I'd lop your arms off. I want to be a combatant. You what? You want to be a combatant?

Yes. Look at you! My granny could beat you and she's dead! Wait, you're serious, aren't you? Yeah. What is it with you people? You walk in. You people! Want to be combatants and you're in-trails end up decorating my red room.

All right. It's your funeral. Welcome to the arena, you filthy pit dog. You're free to fight so long as you know the rules of competition. What are the rules? Let me give you your battle raiment. It's the uniform of all arena combatants. Do you want a light raiment or a heavy raiment?

Heavy. Here, wear it proudly. Yes. And keep it in good condition, would you? That way I can give it to some other suicidal idiot after you're dead. Right. Just let me know when you're ready for a match. We can get this over with.

I'm ready for a match now. Ready? You call that ready? You're not even wearing your battle. Raymond, don't talk to me again until you're suited up, you disrespectful, maggot. I didn't know. $72? This weighs $72? Holy shit.

I look like a fucking girl. God damn it. Okay, I've got to put everything else on the ground. Um, okay. We'll leave this here. You haven't run home to mama yet, huh? Let's do it. That's a good sign.

So, you ready for a match? Or do you just need some information? I'm ready for a match. All right, maggot. Looks like you're suited up and your battle raymond and all set to go. That's right. The red room is just over there. When you're ready to get eviscerated, just head up the ramp to the arena.

Good luck. And may Azura have mercy on your soul. Damn, okay. Head up the ramp. Oh, shit. Door to the arena. Oh, shit. Oh shit.

Let's get them Let's get him Quick save I'm gonna quick win Alright Oh it's a girl I'm gonna win easily Got him Got him

Oh Oh Go around the pillar. Damn it! How do they move? Okay, all right. Oh, we're getting her. Wait, why'd she heal?

She's not healing. It's been easier in third person, really? Oh yeah, maybe you're right. Oh, yeah. I'm warming up, you pathetic one. Got it. Oh, damn. Boy, she's getting fucked up!

Nice! Arena combatants may not loot the corpses? Why not? We all hail the combatant from the blue team. All right. Victor from the blue team. Leave the arena now and rest. You earned it. Okay.

Nice. That wasn't so bad. Yeah, it was good. Okay, let me go talk to the guy. talk to the guy. I'll see if Jamie Fox is happy for me. I'm gonna buy the nine divines. You did it. You actually won. You ain't so bad after all, Pit Dog. You may even survive enough matches to advance and rank. Here, kid, this is your payout for the victory. There's more where that came from if you can keep on winning. Now go unwind

before your next fight. Okay. So I should put the Rayman away, right? Oops, I mean to do that. Got it. I'm gonna put my armor back on. I want to keep doing that quest line. I don't want to do this fight right now. Ooh, I have to use the Cavatch Curryass now. My other Curry ass broke. Don't a match? I don't know how it works. Okay, let me go talk to the dragon. That's what we need to do. That's the correct option. What is it, citizen? All right. You can prepare it an armor shop? I didn't know that. All right, what's up?

Greetings Argonian. I've been hearing destruction. disturbing tales about oblivion gates opening all across serodil. I hope it's just wild talk. Yeah. Oh, no. Absolutely. Oh, they're talking. If you need light armor, talk to Morrow Rufus at the best defense.

If that's what you're looking for, there's no one better to talk to than Morrow. Damn, bitch. He heard any news from the other provinces? Yes. Damn. Okay, Mythic Dawn. The supposed leader of the Mythic Dawn cult, he wrote the infamous commentaries on the Mysterium Xerxes.

The commentaries are contemporary with Tiber's Septim over 400 years ago, so he is unlikely to still be alive. Yeah, probably not, right? Okay, Mythic Dawn. To find their secret shrine to Mayroon's Daygun, you'll need to study the four volumes of Mankar Cameron's commentaries. But I already did that. It is a fairly common practice of these kinds of esoteric cults

to put hidden messages within their sacred writings. In effect, simply by finding their way to the shrine, prospective members have already passed the first test on the road to enlightenment. You've piqued my curiosity about this puzzle. I will think on it myself and let you know if I have any ideas. Check back with me tomorrow after I've given this matter some thought. Okay. Let me do that. I'll keep studying the first two volumes of the commentary.

Darius, who knows, I might... I will wait for 24 hours. Read yourself. I don't know how to read. I'm not sure what the right option is or how that works. I know I need to sleep, guys. I'm fully aware. Do you want something for me? I will sleep soon.

I just haven't yet. How goes it? Fantastic. Thanks for asking. Great. Safe travels. You, yes.

I turned up copies of the first two volumes from my colleagues, and I spent a little time rereading them. Maincar Cameron certainly is a fascinating writer, undoubtedly insane, but fascinating. Ah, but more to the point. It appears to me that the first words of each paragraph may be significant. A message may be hidden there.

I'll continue to study the problem. Come by tomorrow if you like. I may think of something else. Okay. The first words of each... Let me go and sleep, though. Um... I can sleep at Wayne on Priory, right?

Paragraph are the key. I'm sure of it. Yes, okay. I'm sleeping. Sleep in the arena? I just don't know what the options and like what I don't know what's doing the game oh no I forgot about this guy dying oops and it was this one right yeah it was

I'm gonna do 24 hours I'll be right back guess what we're gonna put our points into the same thing that we put our points into every fucking time strength uh was the other one endurance and then two points into fast okay perfect we're good Luck? No. And now I go talk to the dragon again, and she's gonna tell me where to go. It's crazy to hear this music from the game itself and not just the background from the streams. Honestly? Same. It's really weird.

You were doing agility before and not speed? I've changed my mind. What is it, citizen? More sad, beef jerky. It's not gonna be good. I'll have to buy another bag. Go ahead, please. All right. I think I may have figured out the hidden message in Mankar Cameron's books. Do you have the third and fourth volumes with you? I do.

Excellent. Let's see. Yes. The first letter of each paragraph spells out a message. Write this down. Green Emperor Way, where Tower touches midday sun. Are you familiar with Green Emperor Way? The gardens around the Imperial Palace?

Something must be revealed. at noon. How exciting. Okay. I know where to go. I've got a mind to go down to Green Emperor way myself and see what's there. Well, good luck. I hope you fuck. Is it? How are you today? Fantastic. Thanks for asking.

All right. Speak. Um, we have to go this way. I'll go this way over here, the palace. Did you get a pair six? I don't even know what that is. Has Baldi played these games before? Never. I have never played this name before. What's going on with you? Activate. Wait, what the fuck is to activate?

Um, Morrow Wind has always been a troubling place. It seems it is more... If it's 6pm, that means 18 hours. Watch. Watch. Watch. Watch, it's gonna say, uh, 1146. Okay. I have followed the clues hidden inside the four volumes written by Mankar-Kamran to a gravestone and Green Emperor Way. At noon, a map of Ceradil appeared on the gravestone, with the location of the mythic-dawn shrine marked on it. I need to find my way into the shrine and locate the amulet of kings.

Where the hell they go? This isn't supposed to go somewhere. I'm gonna just go here. Okay. Top right? No, it's okay. I can figure it out. Watch the quest? No, it's okay. It took a fan three hours to find that. Well, he probably, like, the thing is, a lot of people probably, like, I've been basically just doing the MSQ, because I just don't understand, like, the way I play a lot of these games can be, like, super...

Like, if I didn't control myself... Wait, what? We gotta go over there. there. Jet helped you? What to follow the red dot? This seems pretty easy. Yeah, this place looks nice. All right. Let's go. Damn, just like some wizard shit because they're at the pointy tops. Damn. Let's make our way over there. You may find sporing the game? Yeah, no, I know. I, um, like the way I usually play these games is like super tedious. Offstream. And I just explore and go everywhere and look at everything. Like, I might not have even

done a main story quest if i if if if i hadn't stopped myself oh this is wait hey you bit hey hey son of a bitch i'll bring out the long boy right now actually actually no let's go get this up So buff. Save before you enter a cave? No. Talk to this. The hero's fate is known when the hero's fame has grown. All right. That makes sense to no one. The Amato saves? Yeah, no, it's fine.

Yeah, I'm not worried or stressed out about it at all. These games, you can save like every one second. Okay, this should be it. We have to interrupt the secret meeting. Dawn is breaking. Create the new day. Welcome, brother. The hour is late, but the master still has need for willing hands.

Okay. You may pass into the shrine. Harrow will take you to the master for your initiation into the service of Lord Dagan. Do not tarry. The time of preparation is almost over. The time of cleansing is near. Okay. He seems within.

You should not linger here. Damn, bro. He looked like John's seen him. I am Harrow. Warden of the Shrine of Degar. He seems like a nice guy. I follow in the path of dawn hidden in the writings of the master, Mancar Cameron. You have earned a place among the chosen.

You have arrived at an opportune time. You may have the honor to be initiated into the order by the master himself. as a member of the order of the mythic dawn. Damn. Everything you need will be provided for you from the master's bounty. Give me your possessions and put on this initiates road. Okay.

I'm gonna do it. Very good. Follow me. I will take you to the shrine. Oh. Oh shit. Still doing the main story? Yes.

The new day, brother. Damn. This is a full-on fucking cold. greet the new day brother Pagan throne is empty and we hold the amulet of kings praise be to your brothers and sisters great shall be their reward in paradise Okay

Praise be Hear now the words of Lord Dagon When I walk the earth again The faithful among you shall receive your reward Yes. To be set above all other mortals forever. As for the rest, the weak shall be winnowed. The timid shall be cast down.

The mighty shall tremble at my feet and pray for pardon. So say of God Dagan. Is this like Scientology? Your reward, brothers and sisters. The time of cleansing draws nigh. I go now to paradise. I shall return with Lord Dagon To paradise.

The coming of the dawn. Dawn is breaking. Wait, oh shit. Uh, As soon as I'm going to Zarksis still here in the shrine. I must get to Missouri and Zarksis. Okay. We have a new brother who wishes to bind himself to the service of Lord Degar.

Advance, initiate. Okay. You have come to dedicate yourself to. Lord Dagon's service. This pact must be sealed with red drink, the blood of Lord Dagan's enemies. Take up the dagger and offer Lord Dagon the sacrificial red drink as pledge of your own life's blood, which shall be his in the end. Okay. I will slay the sacrifice. Lord Dagon thirsts for red drink, sate him.

Well, how do I kill him? Oh, with the knife. Wait a minute. That's the strategy guide. I have that downstairs. I have to do it. Dawn is breaking. The time of preparation is almost over.

That's right. I had to do it. You can choose? I know. I don't know. Well done. You are now a member of the order of the mythic dawn. One of the chosen.

Yes. Your life belongs to Lord. Okay. Uh, okay. Now what? Welcome, brother. You are one of the chosen now. Uh, Mancar Deg-

The master knows the secret mind of Lord Dagon. He speaks with him and teaches us from this holy book, the Mysterium Zarsis. You are fortunate indeed to have heard the master preach at your initiation. Mm-hmm. Time of cleansing. It is very near, don't worry. We await only the mind. We await only the master's word before we throw open the gates to oblivion.

When Lord Deghan himself walks the earth, our victory will be complete. He will rule over Tamriel, and the mythic age will be restored. Lord Degon wrote it with his own hand. Damn, what the fuck? And gave it to the master as a sign of his favor. None but the master may touch it or read from it. You were fortunate to have heard the master read from its sacred pages. Oh shit.

The time of cleansing is it had. Praise be. What the hell am I supposed to do now? Oh. How can I serve you, brother? The time of cleansing is at hand, praise be. Did you take that one? Did you just take that? Fuck you, man!

Fuck you! Why'd you tell me to do that? Okay, uh, I have a certain Tarki's not to escape this place to return to Padua R Temple. Did he... No, I didn't. I didn't. I did not. not kill him I didn't it wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me no no no I'm trying to I'm trying to no no I got to go this I can't go that way all right all right all right where you at how

breaking it the dog is breaking you like that huh do not do you like that huh I take them out, I take them all out. Got them, got him, got him, got him. All right. I got to get my health back. I'll get my health back. Be glad you will not live to see the day, Lord Dagon walks the earth. What bitch?

What bitch? What? What? Oh, she did. Get the fuck out of here. 590? Damn, they got beat. That was nothing.

What a bunch of losers. Is that door open now? No, it's not. I guess I have to go this way. Dude, where's my stuff? What? What? Okay, he's dead.

What's he mad for? I didn't do nothing, yeah. Dude, that was his self-defense. self-defense. Where's my shit? His house is close nearby. Oh shit. It doesn't tell me which way to go. Huh? You cannot escape the master's vigilance. You cannot escape the master's vigorous. Only the chosen will survive the cleansing. Okay. I got to heal. I get a heal. I heal. Where are they?

Where the hell they go? I'm just killing everybody. Must have been of him. What? Only the chosen. What? What? The time of cleansing is almost here. Damn, bro. What the fuck is this?

Lord Jagon will welcome your storm in oblivion. The dawn is breaking. I got, I got a kill. A part. Only the chosen will survive the cleansing. We got, we got, we got to kill him. We're killing him. Got one?

Jesus. Dude, I don't know if I'm supposed to kill all these guys or not, but it's working. I do not fear death. Good. I do not fear death. You are weak, like a god you pray to. I have to kill this person here. The time of your soul is almost here.

I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm out. I'm out. Where's my stuff? I'm running. I'm out. Where's my stuff? The wall won't shift. What? You are weak, like the gods you pray to. I see it, I see it, I see it. Is this my stuff? No, it's not. What's my stuff? The dude who took it from you?

I don't know who that is. We've got to go find it. For Lord Dagon, oh! You are weak, like the gods you pray to. This man, and I kill this guy. Kill this guy. Got him. Okay, it's not this guy.

You cannot escape the master's vigilis. Okay, this guy's dead too. Nice. Okay. That's good. Shrine antechamber, maybe. Who's there? You are paradise awaits me. That was a 5x on him too.

Okay, so this is where I came from. No, it's not. Yes, it... Everybody's dead. Everybody's dead and I still don't know what the fuck is going on. Because I saw like a storeroom guy and I started trying to stab him in the head as many times as I could, but he didn't want to...

Check all the bodies? Okay. Let me do that. Okay, this isn't it. Okay, and all the bodies... Can I lift him up? Is he fat or something? something? I was going to put him on the fire. I'm too weak. I can't do it. To Daygon Shrine. Okay,

let me check in here. This is where it all began. This is the scene of the crime. Okay. It's not on this guy. No, no, I'm not getting cheese wheels, guys. That's not what I was doing. I need this. Let's get this shit set up. There it is. There it is. Oh, let me put on my armor too. Got my rings on, got my shield on. Legion shield versus blade shield. It's the same thing. Okay. All right, we are totally good now, guys.

Activate. I can't activate it. So, let's go back the other one. No, this is a really good situation for me. Lever? Okay. Probably he's over here, right? No.

Maybe it's over there? No. There's a fake lever. One guy. Ah, yeah. I'm getting, I'm getting baited again. It's okay. It happens a lot. Okay, let's go down this way. Now we run back. You can manually repair your stuff. You have blacksmith's hammer? I know that. I haven't needed to do that yet. A lot of things that, so like this is generally the way that I play games is that I don't do things unless I have to do them.

And so like I just wait until like there's a point where I have to do this and then I go and do it. but until then I don't worry about it okay and then I came up this way and then oh this guy has a potato can I go to sleep here I actually can let's go up here

Iron mace now we have to leave storm room guard okay I got the storm room key now which is good I'm never going to use it but I have it I don't know where the hell it is I bet they probably just have a bunch of guard in there anyway, so it doesn't matter. Actually, is this a storm room? I'll look this way first.

Ooh, no. Not today. Akalai to guard. Okay, we don't need to worry about any of them. And then this is where they let me in at. And so then I have to go this way. And this is what will lead me out. It is. Okay, did he get his gear? I got my gear. I got everything. Deliver it to Martin at Cloud Ruler Temple. All right, let's go Easiest game of my life I'm scared of lock picking I'm not scared of lock picking I'm scared of doing lock picking

It's a little bit different All right Thank Talos you've returned safely Do you have the amulet No Mencar camera and escaped with it Please tell me you have some good news Uh

I kill the sacrificial person and I joined the cult of blood. Ah, good. You should take that to Martin right away. There's that, too. He'll be in the great hall, reading. He's hardly taken time to sleep since you left. Okay.

Let's go. Martin. Ah, you're back. I told Geoffrey not to worry. I can see you've had bad news. You didn't recover the amulet, did you? No, but I have the mysterious Xerxes. By the nine, such a thing is dangerous even to handle.

Forgive me. You were right. to bring it, but you'd better give it to me. I know some ways to protect myself from its evil power. Konzarkse uses it to Cameron. I don't know. Maybe. I suspect that the secret of how to open a portal to Cameron's paradise lies within these pages. But I will need time.

Tampering with dark secrets, even just reading them and be very dangerous. I'll have to proceed carefully. Okay. In the meantime, you should speak to Geoffrey. It was concerned about reports of spies in Broomer. Okay. This evil book was written by Mayroon's Dagon himself. That's the bad guy.

And given by him to Manka Cameron. I believe Manka Cameron used it to create his paradise. Mm-hmm. It should give us the means to open a gate there ourselves. Oh. Oh shit. I hope to have at least part of the Mysterium Zarksis translated in a few days. A few days.

A few days. Good morning, speak to Geoffrey about the spies in the meantime. Okay. Let's go talk to Joffrey. Do you have the deluxe edition or just the standard? I think I bought the doox edition. Knowing me, I probably bought the dox edition. I hope Martin knows what he's doing with that evil book.

I fear for what it could do to him if he's not careful. Spies. Ah, yes, I hope you can help. The gate guards have reported seeing strangers on the road for the past several nights. I cannot leave Cloud Ruler undefended while my men search the whole mountainside, but these spies must be eliminated. I will find these spies. Thank you.

Talk to Stefan. He can tell you where he has seen them. Captain Verde in Broomer may also be able to help. I've asked the countess to have the guard keep an eye out for strangers. Track down the spies and kill them. Find out what they know and what they're planning if possible. Okay, let's do it. I'm counting on you to eliminate those spies.

Where is this guy? I got to talk to him. What happened to listening to every voice? line? I did. When have I not done that? What do you mean? Probably been reading everything. Or not reading or I'm gonna do I'm been doing something. Where the hell am I supposed to go when you're Thanks, thank you for the 10 tubs man. I appreciate it. That's a nice chair. That's a nice sword I think I was supposed to go to the other place and then talk to that guy Stefan. Oh wait, maybe not. Maybe Stefan's in here.

That's a bruma guard. this. I'm your relief. It's about time. Tiding citizen. I'm here to relieve. Yes. My feet are killing me. Um, he just left. Wait, what? Hey, you. No, he didn't, right? Wait, oh, is this?

Well met, me lord. That's not him. Where the hell is he? Where is he? There's no green arrow. It's not, doesn't exist. It's not, doesn't exist. Follow the red arrow? Okay. Good morning. Well met. This isn't it either. What?

Okay, maybe it's just 41 steps away. Um, no, that's not it. Uh, fuck. Greetings. Okay. I'm not a, I'm not a figure it outer. Yeah, I'm just not, bro. Like, I can figure shit out off stream, but, like, like on stream.

Like, I'm basically... Good morning, sir. What can I do for you, sir? Okay. Spies. We'll always see them near the runestone at dusk. They aren't too woodcrafty, but Grandmaster Joffrey is forbidden us to range too far from the walls. Uh-huh. Why don't I do it?

But it seems that you have been given the freedom to attack the enemy that we all crave. Good luck. We will keep the emperor safe here. Don't worry. Okay. Let's do it. Farewell. And now we need to go over to here.

Let's do it. Who walked right by you? Why didn't know who he was? Things that make sense to normal people don't make sense to me and vice versa. Okay, there's the runestones. Okay. Here we go. So if they're not here, he said they'd be here at nighttime.

So I should probably make this nighttime, right? At dusk. Okay. 8 p.m. seems good. What do you guys think? Maybe 7 p.m. Yeah, let's do this. They're not there.

Let's wait again. It'll be five. Okay, let's see if they show up. Because it's almost five right now. They're not? Okay. I'll do two hours. For Lord Dagon.

For who? For who, bitch? For who, bitch? Got him. Should just continue to find the other spies? Perhaps just be Captain Bird. Captain Bird, okay. I do not fear death.

Hopefully. Okay. Basement key. Jarl's key. Okay. Ooh, am I over encumbered? Yes, I am. Okay, let's get rid of the Legion Curriass.

We don't need that anymore, and we also don't need the steel shield. Wait, oh, I was never encumbered. Oops. Okay, let's go here. Your armor's broken? No, it's not. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, because it said...

Yeah, yeah, it is. That's okay, though. I'm fine. I'm a battlemaster. I can handle this. Okay. Let's go ahead and talk to the guy in here. This is where it's telling me to go.

I have to go inside of this castle. I have to talk to the captain. Is this the captain? Well, no. How are you liking it so far? It's been good. Hi. How can I help me?

There he is. I'm Captain Byrd, commander of the Bruma Guard. Spies, brother. Except for Jeryl coming back from a trip down south, things are pretty quiet. Not much travel right now with the oblivion crisis. Yes. I've told my men to keep a sharp eye out, but I've had no reports of any strangers in town. What about you? Turned up anything suspicious?

Jarrell was a mythic dawn agent. God's blood. So she was the spy? Yep. Seems there's no one you can trust these days. Since you're working with Cloud Ruler Temple, I'm going to authorize you to search Jarl's house. Okay.

I'll pass the word to my men. We won't interfere. All right. I trust that you'll handle things appropriately. The less I know about it, the better. All right. Be seeing you. We've got to go to a house then.

Where do I have to go? All right, it's over this way. Let's do it. Oh. Oh. Always ask for rumors that leads to some interesting things. Really? I don't know how any of this shit works.

I never played in Elder Scrolls. I don't know how to play RPGs. Hello there. I know how to play games that there's one button. If there's more than one button, I don't know how to play it. Nobody probably knows how to play it, honestly. Okay That's not it

Okay, this is her house Open Dooro And then we should probably There's a basement in here, right? Boars, okay, parched mat And then Cubboard This doesn't seem that weird at all

I can do this Yes Yes Okay Why didn't even need to do that? Oh shit Oh shit Um

Jarl's order spies Reveals the enemy's plans Okay, we're gonna fuck up all this shit Understood Repair Hammer, I needed that And now I need to go back and report this Take the plans? I did Didn't I? Got it

You just read him? Yeah bro I just yeah I can't just screenshot it or something What the hell is this? This isn't her house. Do it. See what happens. That's what happens. All right, now we get out of here. W ads?

Yeah, Twitch is trying to, they're probably trying to play ads on my stream because like, you know, like this is like the, there's like five minutes a week where my stream isn't racist. And so they're trying to, they're trying to play as many ads as they can

inside of that five minutes. What they don't know is the five minutes it's not racist, it's still transphobic and sexist. I'll feel better when you've eliminated those spies. I did. What have you learned about the spies? I have their plans. Excellent work.

I knew I could count on you. The gods did not idly choose you as their agent, whatever you may think. Yes. But it is clear that Mankar Cameron will soon bring all his power to bear against Broomer. I will warn the countess of the danger. You should speak to Martin.

I believe he has made some progress with the Mysterium's Okay. I will send word to the countess at once of the danger to Bruma. You should speak to Martin about his progress with the Zarksis. All right. Let's go. You should play a dark elf then? Ooh.

Hail. Oh wow, that's the book I gave him. I thought you were supposed to be reading this one. Bro. I've deciphered part of the ritual needed to open a portal to Camer's Paradise. Yes. Zaxis mentions four items. He's cross-referencing.

needed for the ritual. Oh my God. But so far, I have only deciphered one of them. The blood of a Deidreel Lord. In fact, a Deidric artifacts are known to be formed from the essence of a Deidric Lord. From whence they derive their great power. Not an easy thing to come by, obviously. But we will need a Deidric artifact.

Bring it to me when you have acquired one. Okay. The only way to obtain a Deidric artifact is through the cults devoted to each other. devoted to each of the Daderich Lords. The book Modern Heretics is the best introduction to Dairdrich cults. The library here has a copy if you needed. Remember,

the Mysterium Xerxes ritual will consume the physical form of the artifact in order to release it Dadrhic power. I've learned that the Mysterium Xarxes is both the gate and the key to Cameron's Paradise. In some sense, the book

is Cameron's Paradise. Manka Cameron Barreys. He found himself to the Sarksees when he created his paradise. Yes. Using dark rituals, which I will not speak of further. Yes, brother, do not. A dirt can be open from the outside, however. It will be more difficult, as I will have to temporarily bind myself to the book.

But I believe it can be done. I will continue working to decipher the arcade items needed for the binding ritual. Good. I think I'm close to deciphering more of the ritual. Oh, I have to talk to him again. I hope to have the next section of the Mysterium of Zarksy. is very difficult. I haven't deciphered the rest of the ritual yet. I hope you are making better progress.

I'm still working on the second item needed for the gate opening ritual. I believe I'm close to deciphering the relevant passage. I'm confused. So what do I do now? It takes time. Take the book. Uh, it says that... Oh my God. Is that the N-word?

What the fuck? I don't know. I have no idea. Okay, so let me see what it says. Quests. I should read modern heretics. Okay. Describes the location of Shrine of Azura.

Okay? Let's go to the Shrine of Azura. That is our next path. We shall go to the Lake Arras Caverns and then travel from there. I will bring Mr. Horse. we shall travel together Okay, I probably

Okay, this is not This is really not going the way I wanted it to Okay, uh, let me see All right, so I'm gonna get off I'm gonna get off and then I have to go up to here I have to go up to there I have to jump To jump again

Come on, he's gay Naturally that would work Give me a minute. Yes! Yes! Yes! The moth. On the mountain goat, you're right.

You draw a pal- Okay, is that the Deidra artifact? No, they actually had nothing to do with the Deidra artifact. Okay. Let's go up here. All right, we gotta go up here then. You guys see that? Skill.

Bitch. Bitch-ass. Let's go. If there's demons near. that means that we're going in the right direction. Oh, you look like you're in charge. You have entered a holy place. What is your business here?

What? These are dark times, and people's minds are poisoned by rumors and superstition. Unless you can persuade me of your good intentions, I cannot speak further on this matter. I will persuade. Really now. You're such a charmer.

You should be ashamed. You can't scare me. What a great story. You should be ashamed. Oh, it's over. No, you do me too much honor. You can't scare me. Shit.

Remarkable. That's just the thing. A wonderful compliment. Well done. Is that so? I can't do it anymore. I'm with you completely. This is the shrine of Azura.

Queen. I wish to summon a Zorro. Sirah. If you wish to speak to the lady, visit her shrine at dawn or dusk. Leave her an offering of glowdust, and perhaps she will deign to speak with you. What?

We serve her will. Glow dust. Do I have glow dust? It's alphabetical, right? I have gold nugget. I have to kill a wisp. Where's a wisp? Temple of Ancese.

Dog! Dead. Temple of the ancestral moths. That's probably where the wisps are, right? Moths are pretty close to wisps. There's one... no, okay. Just buy some. I will procure my own wisp.

This is a solo self-found run. Unless, of course, it's not. Where is it? Activate. I will activate. The staff. It says my intelligence has been damaged. Wait, what the fuck does that mean?

Destroy him. Am I supposed to be impressed? Destroy him. Why didn't it work? I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm. Okay, I'm going to pull him over to here, and it's going to agro the other ones that are going to help me kill it.

No. Big dick. Big dick. Do I wish to offer Glodusk at the altar of Zura? I have seen your name, Traveller, and heard it whispered in twilight. I ask a service which holds promise of fame and reward. Many years ago, five followers slew the vampire dratter and its kin,

but all were infected by the foul creature. Knowing their fate, they sealed themselves off in the vampire's lair. I have to get them. Travel to the gutted mind. The door will open to you. Bring the peace of death to my followers that you shall earn my gratitude. So I have to kill her scents.

Let it be done. I have to take a break. All right. We made some good progress today. I'm gonna be honest. We really did. We made some real good progress. I think it's a real good time.

take break make sure you have a potion of cured disease nope we're just gonna go in there and do it yeah we're gonna just go in there and do that shit it's gonna be easy that cars have freeball on it yeah exactly you cannot get hit by him no it's fine doesn't matter you're gonna go to emmys probably go over there probably go over there for a bit at least she doing like some party or some shit uh i heard about we're going get into it as my vampire I've been a vampire my whole life. That's normal for me. That's average.

Could have well stream. It's much more to the game, the main story. Look, I know people want me to do their favorite quest line. I'm just trying to, I don't know, like, I don't know what I'm doing, right? I'm just doing it. And like, so that's just, yeah, play it your way, bro. I play it my way. Like Burger King, that's what they say.

I think it's peak. You're playing it your way? Yeah, exactly. Play it all you want? yeah definitely finish the main soliciting yeah that's what i want to do and see what happens right but um yeah anyway guys uh this game was fucking fun uh we had a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of fun big dick real good oblivion's goaded i did not expect it to be this good not at all i feel like half of the reason why i think this game is good is the is that screen uh i'll probably

play more of this tomorrow and i don't know how how long i'm gonna do this because i I want to get into Expedition 33, too, next week, or this coming week. So I'm not sure how long I'm going to play this versus how long I'm going to play that. But I really, I want to, I want to deep dick Expedition 33, play the whole thing. And so I'm not sure exactly how I'm going to do it and what's going to happen. We need a long game session. Yeah, I think we probably do, actually. Like, I might have to take a couple of days and just do that and go hard on it.

So, yeah, anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching. I really fucking appreciate it. I always fucking appreciate it. I'll be back on tomorrow as always. We're gonna do the same shit as we pretty much did today and uh I don't know really what else like let me think uh what else is really going on like I feel like basically nothing premise the same shit so yeah anyway guys uh thank y'all very much to watching I really appreciate it and uh I see you tomorrow all right boys peace and I'll probably be over at emmy's like I don't know probably get some food or some shit and then drive over but uh yeah we can go get you go get

get to it so yeah anyway i'll see all later peace see ya