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I'm gonna be real. I think that goes hard as fuck. The aura? Yeah, bro, this is aura. Exactly. This is peak, yes. Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting. He old. For 65 years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of oblivion.

That's the name of the game. No waking I may see in darkness a doom sweeps the land Yeah, oh shit Wait, they're gonna come through the portal in the our house This is the 207 last seed The year of Akatosh 433 These are the closing days of the third era Damn

and the final hours of my life That goes hard as fuck I didn't know that was going to happen. Oh, it's going into my house. People don't like you to talk to them with your weapon drawn? Oh, okay. Oh, shit, this is me. I've got to...

Okay. So, I can be, uh, the average blizzard developer. Um... I don't even know who this guy is. Oh, ooh, ew. Okay, uh, no, we're not going to go with that guy. No. A wood elf, a red garb.

An orc. A norb? A kajit? Oh, a furry. Okay, so I could be a furry, a scaly, an L for a man. Or a green boy. Uh, let's go with... Hmm.

Wait, it says you lived in the west of Skyrim. Oh, shit. So these are... The games fit together. I didn't even know that. Well, that's crazy. So I should be a Nord, right? I mean, like, this is the default.

um you know race human uh you know skin color white class warrior um weapon long sword uh i feel like this is obviously the right option oh for stats okay oh they have different stats oh this guy has a great personality okay well we're not going to go with that um this guy's an awful personality i think that'll fit me better let's go ahead and go with that so we're going to make him a Nord. That seems good. Does that sound good, guys? Great. Okay. And, oh, there's different passives. Armor, athletics. Yeah, I mean, look, he's a highly talented warrior, strong and hardy. I mean, this is, this is obviously my class. Okay, body, type 1 and 2. Okay, obviously we're going to be type 2 because that's a man. And we're going to make him old. I think we're going to make

him like, I'm thinking we go like right here. Complexion. Okay, we're going to make him, I think about like right there or so. I think that's kind of like that's decent. All right, that's good. And let's look at his head next. Okay, I'm not going to change this a whole lot. But let me go ahead and see if I can zoom in.

I forgot the mod. I did. Okay. I'm going to just kind of make it a little bit kind of like me. I don't want to spend all day doing this. So we're going to go ahead and just get a few things done, and then we can move forward. Okay, nose.

Let's see if the nose is right. We'll go ahead and move the... That's probably about right. Yeah, it's about right. Then, about like that. Oh, actually, let me see this. Okay. Okay, that's big fat.

Okay, well, we don't want to be big fat. Light and heavy. Okay, we're going to be skinny. And, okay, that's a fat one. This is, this was the slider that they used to make J.D. Vance, wasn't it? Yeah, I can see that. Whoa. Damn, bro.

This guy, a hammerhead shark. We got Rorschach now. Damn. You what, mate? Okay. Let's go ahead. We're going to make him about like, right about there. I think that's good. Okay. And round face. I'm a pretty thin face. Okay. That should be

decent. And all right. Let me go ahead and do tone eyes and we're going to do brown eyes. That should be fine. Yeah, that's good. And skin. eyelids. Oh, that, oh, that's the, no, no, bro. Like, we're not doing any of that drag shit. Okay. So, makeup. Lipstick color, literally nobody cares. That's for girls. Or sorry, body type one. And okay, and then eyes. Let's see here, we have this, cheeks.

I think all this is pretty much fine. And go back over, I'll look at a few more of these. This is kind of hard to do. I should have tried to make my character ahead of time. Yeah, this is hard. I think I have to change the hair. Let me do the facial hair first. Okay, so for my beard, what do we have?

the small beard that's decent right that's okay too but that's more of like an Amish beard oh that's a lot i feel like i feel like it's in between these two right and then for the mustache just to be like this here yeah i think that's good honestly i think we go with this yeah what do you guys think This is decent? Yeah, I think so. Okay, good. And, all right, for my facial hair. All right. So we've got the braids. Okay, this is, yeah, I wish my hair was like this. Okay, let's go to the next one. All right. This is decent. Hmm. We're not using that.

Okay, he's got a bandana to hide his receding hairline, just like ninja. Okay, you've got the friar cut. Oh, that one's okay. I like that. That's decent as well. Just like your traditional long hair, you know, like Fabio style. Oh shit. Okay. Um, what an idiot, bro. This guy's like a dumb ass.

Okay, um, let's see. We got Billy Bob Thornton in here. Let's see if we got any more. I actually think this is the best option. Because you can see, obviously, it's a receipt. It's trying to cover the receding hairline. I think this is the best option. The last one.

Guys, guys, we're not doing that, okay? We could... Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, wow. No! We will not. Okay?

Absolutely, that's your future? No, that's my present. And, okay, uh, hair, root color, okay, we're gonna give them a little bit white. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. Okay, so we want dark. dark brown hair. Okay, and then hair tip color also dark brown as well. And how do I make it darker?

Actually, I feel like that's probably decent enough, right? Oh shit. Now he's on Twitter. Okay, I guess we go with that there. The slider, okay. I can't change that. Okay, that makes it a little bit darker. Oh, shit. Okay, I am getting, I'm getting, you know, I'm 34 now, guys.

Uh, uh, uh, we're gonna put this. Nah, it, it changes too fast. Yeah, it changes too fast. I don't know if I want to fuck around with that. Can't make hair darker. That's okay. All right. Well, this is about as dark as it's going to get.

An eyebrow color, uh, also is going to be, why is it wasn't doing that? Okay. Yeah, it's just going to be black. Okay, that's fine. All right. And let's see, style. Okay, that's good. Facial hair.

Pretty obvious decision there. And then head. Okay. Let me see if I can make it look kind of like me. Okay, cheeks. Okay. Probably about like right there. Damn.

I don't know how to make it look like I do. Wide jaw? Oh yeah, you're right. Let me change the jaw. Let me see. Okay. About like right there, I'd say. Thin or wide?

Um, I definitely have a very thin jaw. So I would say actually like probably minus 90 as well. Oh, damn. Jawline, is this for... Oh, that's for hogs. Okay. Well, I think probably like minus 100, honestly. Yeah, I don't have any of that shit.

Jawline convex. Okay, what about this? Okay. About like right there, smaller nose. Yeah, I'll deal with that in a minute. Give me a minute. All right, mouth. Okay, let's go with that then.

All right, that should be fine. and then tilt up or down Bro, it looks like a frog Okay, let's take that to zero Overbite or underbite Okay, I have a slight, I guess, overbite So we could put it right there Wait, does that, does that fuck up my hair?

Why does it move my mustache? Okay, well, we're not gonna do that at all then Okay, mouth and chin distance, oh damn Duh! Okay, uh, let's do that. there. Lips are going to be massively deflated. I have very small lips. What the fuck? What the hell? Okay, retracted and puckered. All right, that's going to stay at zero two because we don't want to have that. Yeah. Can you believe that this game is buggy? Wow. Who could have, who could

have ever imagined? Okay, nose. I'm going to change this up a little bit and then we're just going to get started, okay? I'm going to fix the nose. Damn. Actually, Wait, what the fuck? Is my nose really that fucked up? Damn, what the hell? Wow. That's crazy. Uh, I don't even know what to say.

Okay, that's good, thin or wide. Okay, let me look at this in the front. I'd say probably also thin. Oh, now it actually does kind of look like me. Okay. About like right, right about there. Okay, good. Got a beak, two pointy?

Yeah, I know. Okay, nostrils, the bridge. Okay, well, we can't change that, or it makes my mustache appear on my... What? Okay. Tilt up or down. Okay, give me a minute. That's decent enough, short or tall.

All right, pretty short nose. Flat and pointed. Okay, it's about, about like right there. Down or up. Okay. About like right there. All right, decent. Okay, it's getting better.

Yes, it is. Okay, I'm going to do the eyes as well. And then we should be good. Um, all right. We'll keep it right there. I have pretty big eyes. I think we're going to go,

we're going to give them like maybe like a 10. Does this increase your field of view in the game? Maybe it should. Okay, I guess we're just going to put that on zero. Apart or together. Okay, I have, uh... I think probably about like right there, right? Yeah, it should be about it.

Honestly, I feel like this is going really well. Yeah, I'm gonna be real. Like, I think this is great. Okay. Probably about like even in the middle. Uh, about like right there, I'd say. About like over there. Flat face?

Yeah, I know. I know. All right. I think all this should be fine. I have a pretty... I don't have like a really big... Do I have a big chin? I feel like I don't. Short or tall? Okay. Um... Yeah, I do have actually kind of a long... Yeah, I do have a long face. Okay. I think that's pretty good. I feel like the cheeks are kind of fucked up, but I don't know how to unfuck them.

I'm gonna make them skinnier. Okay. Well, that's kind of good. I'm gonna be honest, guys. I feel like that's kind of good. Yeah. You look like a corpse? I know. I was trying to make it look like myself. Yeah, okay. Um, your lips are too big. Yeah, I can't change that because of the way that it is.

Okay. And that should be... That's basically fine. Okay. Reset all? Go to default. Nope. I think we pretty much got it, guys. How are we feeling about this? Feeling good? Feeling cute. The mouth is way too wide.

Uh, you're right, but it's hard to change that. Yeah, it is, it's just hard, it's hard to, it's just hard to fucking change that. Oh, big forehead. Big forehead. Maybe I should go with that. Should be about like right there, I think. Oh, that fucks up my mustache thing. I'm not going to do that.

Okay, give me a second. I want to make sure that's good. Okay. Yeah, I don't know how to fix this here. Okay. Jaw, maybe? No, mouth. It should be like wide, right?

Yeah, it just doesn't work. Yeah, I guess we're just gonna have to start with this. I think this looks decent. And let me see what it would look like if I had... Man, guys, I've only got like two years left of being able to have long hair at all without it being just embarrassingly awful and me looking like Hulk Hogan. I have like two years left and really I probably I actually I probably had two years left 10 years ago so one year you think so get a bandana brother you think so okay

I have everything good okay that's good raise face all right my overview of female? It's not. It's just a femme boy. Um, okay. So, strengths. I'm a master of cold. I am great fortitude. I am a highly talented warrior. And I have endurance improved. All righty, boys. Are we fucking ready? I think we're fucking ready. Let's do it. Do you want to select the race nor? Oh shit, I'm in the game. Okay. By my, you're a big one.

A gnawed, I guess, right? So strong. But you can't bend steel. Wait, is this guy a racist? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes,

you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to. Who's this dick sucker talking shit? No, I'm the main- I spent $70 for this game. The guards are coming for you. Hic-h-h-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Fuck, fuck. Okay, uh, I gotta hide.

The messenger only said they were attacked. Hey. No, they're dead. I know it. What's this prisoner doing here? Who? This cell is supposed to be off limits. What?

Usual mix up with the watch. I- Never mind. Get that gate open. Stand back, prisoner. Be will. I will. Um, where's Fav?

Where's the field of view? The top? Oh, okay. Oh, that's way better. Oh, that's way better. Oh, that's way better. Oh, that's way. Stay out of the way and you won't get hurt.

Prisoner, stand away from the door. Over by the window now. I am. Shut up, man. No sign of pursuit, sir. Stay put, prisoner. Good, let's go. We're not out of this yet. Where are we going? Oh shit, this is... What?

Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right. And this is the day. Gods give me strength. What's going on? Assassin's attack my sons. my sons and I am next. My blades are leading me out of the city along a secret escape route.

Oh shit. By chance, the entrance to that escape route leads through your cell. Why am I in jail? Perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet. As for what you have done, it does not matter. That is not what you will be remembered for. Who are you? I am your emperor, Uriel Septim.

Damn. By the grace of the god. I serve Tamriel as her ruler. You are a citizen of Tamriel, and you too shall serve her in your own way. What should I do? I go my own way? What should I do?

You will find your own path. Take care. There will be blood and death before the end. Oh, shit. Please, Sire, we must keep moving. Okay. Ooh. Better not close this one.

There's no way to open it from the other side. This doesn't concern, you, prisoner. Alright, well let's go, so we're gonna go into the basement. Oh wow. Damn, what's this place? Damn, what the fuck? This doesn't concern, you, prisoner. Just stay out of our way.

Caps lock. Okay. Close up left. Protect the emperor. Oh shit, who's this guy? The captain's down. Bro, he doesn't take any damage. This guy doesn't take any damage.

fucking damage. Are you all right, sire? We're clear for now. Captain Renno. She's dead. Sorry, sir. How could they become waiting for us here? Yep.

Don't know, but it's too late to go back now. Give me a minute. Inventory, I? Okay. Katana. Okay, gear. Ooh. Don't worry, sire.

We will get you out. They don't care that I stole the... They won't be the first to underestimate the blades. They don't even care. Take point. Let's move. That's fine, bro. How- Don't try to follow us.

There's trouble ahead. I'm gonna stay there. Oh fuck! What's that dog doing? Okay, they're dead. Okay, I got a rat meat. All right, great. So I can't go that way. I have to go through the rocks.

All right. let's go open the chest okay uh we don't need the axe we've already got our katano oh shit i can hear him and i can block too okay what's in here nothing okay goblin shaman uh i can become a chameleon flashbolt lock key weak potion of sorcery okay all that's really good and then i forgot to get the rat meat from him Skeleton, we're gonna get the iron arrows, yes. Lockpick as well. Rusty iron dagger.

Do I care about that? Not really. Maybe I can use the leather armor. And then, oh, I have a shield too. And above. Tutorial lockpick. Wait, what the hell is this? I didn't read it. Uh, why does it, why does it not?

I, space ball auto attempt. What? Oh, okay. Wow, that was easy. I really am good at this game. I didn't even realize that. I'm amazing. Okay, so we got both of these.

And we now have the hood and we also need the shield. Okay, we've got the shield too. And we don't have any more sack cloth. Okay, let's block as well. Uh, press inventory. Oh, and equip the bow. Well, I don't want to use the bow. I want to use my,

My katano. Yeah, well, I don't want to use that. I want to use the R for shortcuts. Okay. All right, we're gonna just do this. Try using the bow, though. Oh, I see. So the shortcut, show a shortcut.

Show details. No. Big dick. Wait, does I not have arrows? Boom, bitch. And then all I can get, wait. Wait, you can get the arrows back? Oh shit. Because I remember when I played a vowed, yet you weren't able to do that.

And what about this? This is wood, so can I... Wait, so I can just... So what about the rock? What about this? Huh. That's incredible. You opened the door. Oh, I didn't do shit for damage. Fuck that. Bro, that's a dead-ass rat. Okay, he's gone.

Okay, what's in this chest? All, right? Okay, I just take all. Rustern iron curry ass And an iron bow, I wonder if that's better. I bet it's probably the same as what I had. I guess I should probably get the torps too, right? Can I cut this?

Oh, and I can get my arrows back when I shoot them. Huh. Wait, wow. So I just get all my... What the hell? See for my heel spell? Oh, does it? Oh, I guess, okay, okay, okay.

So I guess if it's not a headshot, it does less damage. That would make sense. Okay, what's this? Got them. Okay. Sneak attack? Okay. How do I sneak attack?

Damn it! Sneak attack for double X damage. Oh, that's huge. Wait, so I can bow sneak attack? Didn't work. Oh, I did. Bo can go higher Wait, what's this?

That's a pineapple. Cheese wedgy So you can pick up every single one of these items. Holy shit. And this game came... When did this game come out? 2000... That's crazy...

What the fuck? How did this happen? Hold E? Uh, it doesn't do anything. Okay, give me a minute. Let me look and see what I need to get. I'm going to put it on my helmet. Ooh, big dick.

Oh, big dick. Okay, good. Hold E on an item. That didn't work. What the fuck? I feel like I should use the katana more. Right? I mean, it doesn't even do, like, the Warhammer kind of saw all on the ground.

Okay. Wait. All right. I. How do I? How do I? How do I... Guys, what do I do?

What do I do? Stop, stop, stop, what do I do? Press E? Got it. Okay, all right, all right. I knew that. I knew that. Okay, let's get this done.

Let's move. The fuck out of here, bitch. Why am I green? Oh, it's because of stamina. Surprise, bitch. I keep exiting out. I can't... That's why I had to do in a barrel.

Wait, oh, you can open barrels. Wow. So there's all kinds of crazy things you can loot everywhere. Warhammer is a two-hander? Yeah, but like isn't it's damage? Isn't the sword it's damage, right? So Renault's Katava does more damage than it does as much damage as the Warhammer. Yeah, the Katava's better. Looks well. So if I shoot two, wait, wait a minute.

So every single arrow stays in the... You can do that? Oh my god. You just did. I was trying to perform a ritual. Can I loot the... Carnanei Bonae Belaena. Karnboane again? What about this? That's a lot of cheese wheels. Damn, do I really need that many cheese? That was a joke. And you can loot every single little item here. Roasted rat. Ha ha ha ha I knew it I knew I would get it see we smart Okay, so let's go this way

Oh yeah So then I loot him and he has all the items that I shot into him And can I hit these? Will I knock these around? Oh, so if I push them hard enough they'll actually deal damage to me Not him and you can just loot that Okay. Uh, a leather shield. We don't need that.

Who is it? Okay, now I'm gonna fight this guy with this sword. Do it. See what happens. See what happens. Hit me, see what happens. That's what I thought. And then did they drop their weapons too? Oh, looks like they don't.

So can I just sneak around and execute this guy? He saw me. Damn, that guy got fucked. Is that a boss? It's a Shea man It's a Shea man Come here, bitch Got him

Goblin Witch, more like Goblin Bowman staff Okay, perfect So this means that It runs out, I know, but does it recharge? You have to read. So it's not like a phone or something, right? Oh, we are gaming now.

Okay. Guys, I don't want to say it, but I'm pretty good at lock picking. I'm just going to say it. I am. I'm really good. Yeah, this is, I'm actually kind of impressed by myself. I didn't think I would be this good at all. Ooh, I'm cucumbered. Okay, so what do I do with this?

How do I drop this? Shift left. Okay, we're just going to drop. that hammer. We don't need that at all. Up the difficulty. You want me to go on expert? Okay. I'm going to try it on expert right now. Let's see what happens.

No, everybody says no. Okay. Good. These loading screens are pretty fast. These are faster loading screens than about. Oh. Oh my God. That's a demon. That's a demon. Okay.

You thought we'd go down? Easy. Okay. Damn it, it's that prisoner again. Kill him. He might be working with the assassins. No, he is not one of them. He can help us. He must help us.

As you wish, side. They cannot understand why I trust you. They've not seen what I've seen. Oh shit. How can I explain? This is who I think it is, right? You know the nine. How they guide our.

Fates with an invisible hand. Yes? I don't know. I've served the nine all my days and I chart my course by the cycles of the heavens. Oh, is into astrology? The skies are marked with numberless sparks. Each a fire and every one a sign. I know these stars well and I wonder which sign marked your birth. Uh...

The war war? The Mabe? The thief. The shadow. The prentice. What is this? You're just going to be a horse? What the fuck is this shit?

Born over this, I can heal themselves and make undead flee. Okay, this is like a paladin or something. That's so stupid. Nobody wants that. Those born of Atronaut cannot regenerate magica, but they have the ability to absorb magic cast at them. Well, that's kind of cool. Tower.

Can unlock doors and reflect damage. That's stupid. Lovers kiss paralyzes the targets for 10 seconds. And, oh, this is just like, this is for hose. We don't want that. Will power. Nope. Shield and resist magic.

The serpent. Honestly, guys, I hate to say it, but I think we're going to go basic bitch warrior here. The Lord? I think, dude, I think we go warrior. Look at thief. Damn. That's really.

good. What the fuck? Yo, wait, what's this say? Do what's right for you? Yeah, I just, I just don't know. Thief all the way. I feel like that's really good, isn't it? Yeah, I think that's really good. I think resist magic. That would be really good too, right? I'm gonna be a thief.

I have to be agility. I have to be luck, and I have to be speed. Actually, maybe I should go Lord. Lord is better at high level. Okay, we're gonna go Lord then. All right. Big Dick Lord. Yeah, I don't know what the scaling is in the game. Okay, let's do Lord then.

Are you sure you want to be born under the following sign, Lord? The signs I read show the end of my path. My death, a necessary end, will come when it will come. What about me? Your stars are not mine. Today, the Lord shall prove a faithful patron in your quest for glory. Can you see my fate? My dreams grant me no opinions of success.

Their compass ventures not beyond the doors of death, but in your face, I behold the son's companion. The dawn of Akatosh's bright glory may banish the coming darkness. Damn, what the fuck? With such hope and with the promise of your aid, my heart must be satisfied. Aren't you afraid to die? No trophies of my triumphs precede me, but I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy. Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour. In this, I am blessed

to see the hour of my death, to face my apportioned fate, then fall. Damn. I go to my grave. A tongue shriller than all the music calls me. You shall follow me yet for a while. Then we must part. It's actually... You may as well make yourself useful here. carry this torch and stick close. It's actually so funny how good this dialogue is compared to like 50,000 other games. This is crazy. Stick close and let us do our jobs.

It's hilarious. Okay, let's go inside. I guess a Caps lock, right? Yeah, it's a Cappel. Not much father. Oh, shit. This one's mine. Prisoners.

That's the best you can do. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Take them. Wait, why's this guy on fire? Fuck. Okay, well they do way more damage than I do. What a loser. Oh god. What an idiot.

Okay, let's go. Magic boy, yeah, I know. We kill them, though. It's okay. Okay, let's go. I have to fight. I got it. I got... I got... Where you fall down and flee to death. Ah! Oh, they're dead. Okay, good?

I had to try, right? I tried. I had to. I didn't know what was gonna happen. Hold up. I don't like this. Let me take a look. Looks clear. Come on. We're almost through to the sewers. Oh, shit. I knew it.

What about that side passage back there? Worth a try. Let's go. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. We have to hand that way. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's a dead end. What's your call, sir?

Oh shit. They're behind us. Wait here, sire. Wait here with the emperor. Guard him with your life. Okay. For the emperor! Alright, I gotta wait.

Bro, I gotta hold down the fort. Let's go. You got this. You got this? You got this? This is you. Are you? Oh yeah, I was supposed to stay with the emperor. I can go no further. You alone must stand against the prince of destruction and his mortal servants. What? He must not have the amulet of kings.

What? Take the amulet, give it to Joffrey. He alone knows where to find my last son. Oh shit. Find him and close shut the jaws of oblivion. I have the... Stranger, you chose a bad day to take up with the calls of the septimps. Ow! Talo save us. Why cannot search him? The blades are sworn to protect the emperor,

now he and all his heirs are dead. The amulet. Where's the amulet of kings? It wasn't on the emperor's body. The emperor gave it to me. Strange. He saw something in you. Trusted you. They say it's the dragon blood that flows through the veins of every septum.

They see more than lesser men. The amulant of kings is a... sacred symbol of the empire. Most people think of the red dragon crown, but that's just jewelry. The amulet has power. Only a true air of the blood can wear it, they say. Is that me?

He must have given it to you for a reason. Did he say why? I must take it to Joffrey. Joffrey, he said that? Why? There's another error. Nothing I ever heard about. But Joffrey would be the one to know.

He's the grandmaster of my order. Oh, shit. Although you may not think so to meet him, He lives quietly as a monk at Wainan Priory, near the city of Coral. How does I go in there? First, you need to get out of here. Through that door must be the entrance to the sewers, past the locked gate. That's where we were heading.

It's a secret way out of the imperial city, or it was supposed to be secret. Got it. Here, you'll need this key for the last door into the sewers. Thank you. There are rats and goblins down there. But from what I've seen of you, I'm guessing you're an experienced pilgrim. I'm a right? I'm tutorial completed. You must now choose your class. The major skills of your class will start higher than other skills and be easier to master. Okay, um, I can be a thief,

I can be a magic, and I can be a combat. Okay, well, these are, this is stupid. Like, I'm not an acrobat, what the fuck is this? This guy's hairline's worse than mine. No, we're not going to play this bullshit. Custom class? Why? Are you sure? Guys. Like, yes?

Okay. Custom. Specialization combat. Favorite attributes. Okay, what are my favorite attributes? How do I do that? Choose your specialization. Yeah, I get that.

Oh, I see. I see. Okay, I get it now. All right, strength. Inflicts damage with long boys. And how many you can carry? Okay, that's stupid. That's stupid.

That's pretty good. Endurance. I think we do endurance. We could do dexterity, but it's only a plus five. It's not that big of a deal. Luck is low-key amazing. Luck is for losers. Okay, combat.

It affects your ability to maintain weapons and armor at maximum efficiency. Broken weapons and armor are less effective. It affects on how fast you run. Okay, well, I want to have, I want to run fast. You mitigate with block, blunt damage. Oh, there's so many of these. A plus 20 level up bonus. Alchemy.

Conjuration. That seems really good, right? I mean, like, alteration? That seems really good to summon creatures. It's magic and magic is gay. Okay, junk higher. All right, we're going to do acrobatics. better deals when buying

okay we're gonna get that next your ability to use lock picks let me think blade as well block armor heavy armor

big dick heavy armor guys I'm gonna be honest I feel like we just cooked this is what it's all about can I name it I'm gonna name my class The Big Dick. Change mercantiles of security?

No, you're right. That's smart. No, it's not. Oh, geez, security's a meme? No, I, all right, that's true. I am a master, I'm a master locksmith. Okay. All right, we got it. Yes.

Custom class. All right? And continue. Are you sure you want to select the class long dick legend? Yes. I do. Really? I would never have guessed. Still, I don't think you'll have any trouble with rats and goblins. Okay.

You must get the amulet to Joffrey. Take no chances, but proceed to wane in priory immediately. Got it? Yes. Good. The Emperor's trust was well placed. What about you? I'll stay here to guard the Emperor's body and make sure no one follows you.

You better get moving. May Talos can. Thank you, bro. By the way, thanks for recovering Captain Renault's sword. I'll see that it is given a place of honor in the halls of the blades. What? Is that a bug? That's gonna be a bug, right?

He doesn't even have it. Okay. Um, I guess you have to go this way. Save? No, it's okay. Let's go. Barass is key. Go to the sewers. Save? Damn, you all want me to save every second, huh? Why don't you chill out?

out. Oh, there's blood on my sword. Remember I kill something. Guys, I'm gonna be honest. I want to change it to expert just to see what the difference is. And I'm going to save. I want to see what the differences. Flower. Bro, how many cheese wheels do I need? This is the expert level rat. This is an expert level rat. That's a lot more. They're way stronger. Let's open the gate so then I can sneak up on this rat, I can kill him, right? That's not so bad. Yeah, that's pretty easy. That was fine. Okay, well, let's find out. I get, hey, guys, I could be wrong, but I just want to see what it's like, you know? Ooh, that's the symbol from the game. Damn. Red arrow on your compass. Okay. You can just do it, it just tells you you do whatever the fuck you want.

Oh my God. Can I go over here? Oh, I can go under the water. What the hell is that? What the hell are these? Wait, what? You can have these in a video game? No way. Wait, why am I in combat?

I don't know why I said that. It doesn't matter. Okay. What? Your presence here will not be tolerated. Bro, you got a lot of health. Okay, what was the button to heal? Wait, what?

D-Kerr? See? Is he getting healed? Wait, can I... Okay. Is this really the difficulty in the game? Wait, I'm not even healing. Oh, I'm barely healing.

Yeah, this... Yeah, we're changing it. Yeah, it's just... Yeah, I'm sorry. Like, I... like, I... like, I shoot the guy. 50 times in a fucking head he doesn't die. She's just stupid. Okay.

All right. So I got all the fur. And do I need any of this? I feel like I don't. Maybe I can get the curry ass. See if I can use that here. Removes the fun? Yeah, it's not really like, there's not really...

It's not really much going on there. Oh, oh, I've got the iron curry ass. Okay, so I don't even need that. Yeah, the fur shit, like nobody cares about that. Oh, and I can sell my... What do you want? So I can just block. Damn, that was easy.

Okay. I feel like it's a little bit weird how... Is my bow better or worse than this? It's about the same. Yeah, it's like the expert is too spongy, and the normal mode is too easy. Like, this is so easy. I mean, it'll get tougher.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I think at least, right? Okay, let's loot this. Wait, what down is this? Ailed well? You draw power from the... Wait, what the... Am I a wizard now? Oh, it might be for mana, right?

That's what it must be. Check my buffs. How do I... How do I look at my buffs? Character? Tab. Oh, I see. But I can't show active effects.

Oh A-lid-well, 50 points. That's kind of good. Okay, let's go over to the red thing. There's a dungeon? Wait, what do you mean there's a dungeon? Wait, what? Oh.

These things have kind of a lot of health. Okay, uh, there we go. All right, he's dead. And then, oh, so they do drop their weapons. Okay, um... Did I just hit a thing? I knew that and I avoided it on purpose. Oh, wow.

That was easy. Battle ass as well, I could use that. I don't think I really need it, so there's no real reason to pick it up. Iron shield. Is that better than mine? Rusty Leber shield. Okay, well, that's definitely better than mine. Yeah, that, that's, you'll get the number.

That's a bigger number. Way bigger number. I got to be careful. Fuck. I had the wrong one. Die damn you. Take that. Oh, oh. No, no.

Your apparel is broken. What? What do you mean it's broken? Who is it? Oh shit. Got him. Okay, we got it. Durability?

Okay. Give me a minute. I'm gonna try and figure all this out. This is crazy. And is this the way the game was 20 years ago, too? to go to wow what the hell happened I better cut down on the ale and started the sea things I am why didn't he'll cry okay we got them okay I think I have enough arrows now yeah I can only imagine doing this on master level

difficulty it would just take fucking forever right like that's kind of what I'm assuming yeah me They say my weapon is my weapon broken? Must have been the wind. Guess it was nothing. They say my weapon, is my weapon broken? It says 80, right? So 80's good.

Why did it say my apparel was broken then? Oh, my boots. My boots are broken. Oh, no. Repair hammer? Um, how do I do that? Miscellaneous tap?

Oh, I see. Okay, well, we're not going to do that. Must have been the wind. That's the best you can do. Who's there? Got him. Oh, that's a four. Because I'm at a three, and that's a four.

What's that? Or wait, I'm, I'm cucumbered. Give me a minute. Okay, give me, all right, all right. So, okay, I'm going to throw that away. And I'm also going to throw away the curry ass. We'll throw these away, too. We don't need any of that Mythic Dawn garbage.

We'll throw that away too Okay Well what happens if I use the hammer myself Are you? Damn Damn, he really got his dickhole smashed You guys see that? He got fucked up

Okay, uh, let's get rid of that And we're gonna get rid of all these too We don't need any of that And that's my iron Okay, I don't need that either Oh, he's got a ham. Is that a carrot? So you get, so I can just pick all these things up And just move them around

Oh, if I stand... Wait, I think if I stand in the fire, I take damage. Oh, I do. That's crazy. Holy fuck. Oh, my God. Look at all this. Oh, so I can heavy attack.

Press the middle mouse button. Oh, shit. Hello. Who's there? Must have been the wind. Hello? Who's there? Your presence here will not be tolerated.

This does a pretty good amount of damage. Uh, actually I think the sword is better. Yeah, I feel like this sword is better, guys. It is? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Let's look around. Alright, we're trying to find. What are we trying to find? Oh, space barring gives me acrobatics.

Ooh, what's this? Yeah, there it is, boys. boys, it's just that easy. I always get it on my first try. Okay, what's this? Brass topaz ring. Wait, okay, so since I did everything here, did I beat this dungeon now? Sleep. No? Okay, okay, I'm gonna sleep. I'm gonna sleep for nine hours. Fuck yeah. Damn, okay, great. Nice. So if there's no, wait, so you guys say there's more to the dungeon. If there's more to the dungeon, check the map. Uh, press Ammon Scroll. Open Sesame.

Opodoro. Wait, what? Oh! Oh, this is good. We can get new stuff here. Okay, great, and we got all that. Perfect. And I can sit on a bench. Oh, wow. Games these days are getting games these days are getting pretty advanced. Yeah, you don't see this in your average triple A game nowadays. Maybe they don't have the money for it because there was like more, it was like less inflation back then. So like that's probably

why they can't do it the same as they used to, right? Well, I don't know if I want to go down there yet. I want to go back up to the top and make sure I didn't miss anything up here too. Oh, and I did hit this, right? Yeah, I did. What about this door? I got it. See guys, I got it. That was easy. Oh damn, he got fucked up. Bone needle. We don't need that. Damn. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell? Oh, wow. Holy shit. Okay, got him. Get some more arrows too. That's always good. After this, we have to go to the quest. Damn. Dude, I can only imagine how fucking tedious this much be to play on on Master. Oh my God. This looks like a door. It's AIDS, yeah. I mean, I guess there are people that like really want to like,

that are like huge fans. I guess it's like, I guess it's good, right? Do I leave? It's not. Okay. I didn't go this way. Okay. I'm gonna go down the other way and check it. Can I kill the fish? No. Okay. I wanted to try it. F5 to fast save? Yeah, no, I understand that. Okay. Let's go down this way. This is where the zombies were. Oh god. Got! There it is. Wait. What? What the hell, man? Okay, well, I don't want to open up that door. There's an asshole in there. Fuck that. Let's leave. Yeah, that guy, that guy's in jail. He should stay there. Okay, now let's go down to the bottom. No, I've already there. Okay, I was thinking something else. Okay, let's go over here.

Okay, and then we went this way, right? Um, wait, wait. This is where I was at. And this is where I went through. And this is where I was been. And this is where I've been too. Right? Yeah, this has got to be it.

Yep, this is it. Okay, it's the same place I was at. Let's leave. All right. Yeah. Let's go. Gotta make some progress now, guys, okay? Wait, I'm still in the dungeon?

What the hell is this? Wait. Oh, no! Damn it, man! Zero damage. I am a very... Wait. I am a very big advocate of one singular difficulty mode.

One singular difficulty mode, one shared experience. One vision, one dream. I'll agree. That's how I see it, right? That's where I'm at. Uh, why did the door close? What the hell is this? Who is it? Hello? Fuck, they got the combat music on.

Gate hard. Damn it. Okay. Um, maybe if I take the rock. I want to try and leave. I can't. I cannot activate.

Okay. Um, is there any sort of indicator here? Wait, did I just do what I think I did? Yeah. Idiot. Got it. That was easy. Okay, so I just unlocked all their gates.

What do you want? Okay, he's dead. Eyelid chest, we're going to loot that as well. That's huge for me. God, do I open the gate? Where's the boss? I don't know. Hmm.

There's two more gates. Oh, shit, you're right. But... Huh? I see. I see. I get it. Wyvernian chamber key.

I understand now. Damn it. Okay. Got it. Okay, let's look around. Kill this guy. Got him. Get the fuck out of here.

Valerian stone. Well, that sounds really good. That was like $1,000, too. Don't sell it? Yeah, I don't know. Bro, this is all one dungeon? What the fuck? What about these rocks?

I lid statue. Do I want that? It says it costs $250. Yes. Got it. Bich ass, bitch ass, bitch ass. Let's go. Okay.

Got it. Okay. Can I go in the... Okay, all right, there it is. Now let's run. There it is. Let's go. Wait.

Got it. Hey, there's got to be something good in here, right? There's not. There's nothing good anywhere. Everything is garbage. Let's go. All right, we've got to keep moving, guys. Hello?

Hi. This guy, Jalbert. Jalbert. Fuck! What's the fuck out of here, Jalbert? The pussy ass. Lever Bracer. Oh, that'd be good.

Okay, and what's in the box? Iron curry ass. Okay, I'm actually going to use that. And then we're going to drop this. And can I use the bracer? Yeah, I can. Great. Okay, sepulchre.

Oh, this is big money, too. Oh, wow. Undelibur-lettered. Manual of Spellcraft. So each individual thing you can just pick up as, Sacred lotus. Wow. And they figured out how to do all this stuff like 20 years ago?

You used to get the mortar and pestle? Okay. That's crazy. How did that happen? Bro, I feel like if video games keep going this direction, we're gonna be playing Pong in five years. Miss a sword? No, I didn't. Where is it? There's no sword. That's a quill. That's a quill, you fucking idiot.

If there's a sword here, I would have fucking seen it. He dropped it? No. Wait, can I? Guys, y'all are fucking with me, huh? You guys just making shit up. Yeah, you guys just making up all kinds of stuff. Okay, all right, I get it.

It's in the wall? What? That's a bone. Oh, that sucks. Well, I don't want that. That's garbage. That's so bad. Why would I even want that?

You guys all wanted me to do that for no reason. What a waste. What a piece of shit. What's in here? Get those potions. Wait, is this what I think it is? Oh, wow. So it loops all the way around.

And this is going to take me outside again? Wow. Okay. That's a crab over there, right? Let's see if that's an elite crab. You can fast travel I'm gonna just move around and do what I need to do, right? I'm not gonna put myself in a situation.

Okay, that was easy. Why am I not able to run? Oh, can you not run up hills? Oh, shit. Wow. Okay. Jump? Okay, that's what I have to do to go up there.

Ah, yeah. I get it. Wow. Change field of view? Well, let me just... I'll play in first person mode. It is an Elder Scrolls game after all. That's a massive fucking sit.

And so every... What's the... I think it's cute? A sheath weapon? How do you sheath your weapon again? F. Damn. Speak. Yeah, I'm kind of like, uh, go to the market. Okay.

Let me go try and look at the market then. The arena? No, I'm doing this now. And so this is the main city. This is the music from the from like the YouTube video It sounds like the empire has been murdered No, even knows who did it Apparently no one has any idea who did it

Now there's some profit If the empire isn't going to stop the school or trade Who will? Servants of Debella Slaughter on the very altar of love Truly shocking By the gods This is crazy man

Uh The news from Anvil is terrible Have you heard Wait, so he just walks up and talks to... No, I haven't. What's happened? All the priests slaughtered. The whole chapel desecrated. No, without question.

Bo Thiel from the Arcane University is looking for someone to chase the bandits from Camp Ailes. Probably trying to enhance her weird machine. I've heard others say the same. Did you know you can officially complain about the merchants in town? I understand that Venetia takes a lot of complaints, but nothing ever comes of them. So I've heard. Good day. How are you? This is crazy.

Don't be the last to read today's Black Horse Courier. Holy shit. This is the sword shop. I know this is the sword shop because it's got a sword on it. Welcome to a fighting chance. I'm Rosan, proprietor. I sell the best swords in the city. And I offer advanced training for armorers.

Shut up, bitch. interest you in some of my wares this is all the this is the good stuff okay iron long sort steel long sort which one's better steel a claymore is slow oh yeah if I look at that that's a bigger number

okay and so I should sell I should sell the staff right yes okay and then oh I can sell this too. That statue. I don't need that. Haggle? Oh, I didn't know I could haggle with... Okay, all right. Haggle with the Claymore? All right. Did that work? Oh, it did.

Wait, I lost all my money. Oh, no. Can I unsell? Can I unsell and then resell? No. Okay. All right, we're just going to keep going. It's fine. All right, we're buying the Claymore right now. You need to make a better offer. What? I can't do that. What the fuck is this? Make me a better offer. Who is this bitch?

You drive a hard bargain. I don't even feel good about that. I don't like... dude. Okay. Wait, why is she trying to sell my own shit back to me for... Wait, what the fuck is this? She's selling my own shit. So why is it that's...

steel is better if the iron helmet and the steel helmet both provide two. Durability? Okay, I'm gonna buy this steel helmet then. Nice. A pleasure to serve you. Shut up, bitch. Persuading. Train?

Good that you want to get better. Oh wow. $350 for that. Farewell. Can I wait? I don't, all right, I have what I need, okay? I have what I need. need to worry about this bullshit. There's no reason to stress out.

Let me set this up. Okay, steal Claibor. Um, there we go. Okay, good. And we don't need any more of these. I think everything else should be pretty much fine. We're good to go. Oh shit. Sell the Warhammer. Okay. All right, let's go on. What is it now? Have any news from the other provinces? I've read it. I understand daydrow worship has become an increasingly prevalent.

What's in here? Wow. Damn. Can you not lockpick the stone door and steal everything? I don't know how anything works. So this, this is like a big, long city. We were umbra down to get her sword and armor. Have pity, sir.

I got nothing to eat. Wait, there's bums in this game? What the hell is this? Can I help you? Otto and Morrow Rufus? They don't get along. I don't understand it. I just make the armor and keep it in good shape.

Okay. Good day. Speak. Speak, friend, and enter. What's this? Wanted poster. Oh, yeah, that guy seems like a huge asshole. Okay.

Let's go this way. I need to go turn in my quest, man. I have to tell, um... You have my ear, citizen. Ooh, every time that starts, I think I'm in combat. You have my ear, citizen. Let's go this way. See your Claymore?

No, I can't yet. I have to wait till I'm outside of the city so it doesn't stress people out. Because like if I'm... Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jolring. I come on behalf of my master, Umbacano.

He asked me to deliver. deliver this note. I believe it is an invitation to visit him in his manner in the Imperial city. Was he gay? My master is a collector of alien antiquities. It has come to his attention that you recently sold an item that interests him. I believe the note will give you all the details. Who's Umbako? My master, Umbacano, lives in the Talos Plaza district of the Imperial city. He is known across Syradil as a collector of You sold in the artifact? No, I understand now. Be seeing you.

Yeah, no, it makes sense. Okay, does that where I need to be? Yes, it does need to be where I is. Wow. How the fuck did he see me from up there? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Wait, so can I jump off the bridge into the water?

Oh, wow. Damn. I don't even really know what... Wait, so I can even... This shit came out 20 years. It came out 20 years ago? We're here to serve. Oh, I was trying to talk to the horse.

Not you. Move along. Steel helmet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, we got that shit on. Wow. Okay, well, let's go this way then. Ooh, can I go down the well?

No. You dropped your steel helmet? No, I didn't. I have it on. Bro, what do you do? What are you saying? Why would you say that? Oh, my God.

God. You got there steal Claymore? No, I didn't. Wait, where is my Claymore? I don't know if that's really all that good. Your agility is being drained. Why? The hell is this? What the hell? But, oh, I'm cucumbered again. Okay, so this one's bad, right? And now, now I'm, okay, now I'm stacked. Look at me now. Just ignore them, right? Yeah! This doesn't do what I think it does, right? Wait, did I just... Did I just get his ass?

I've fought mud crabs more... Now, you will know... Wait, are... Why is he talking shit on me? Am I supposed to be impressed? Do your worst. Idiot. Block.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now you will know pay I'm just warming up you pathetic worm Fucking got him Okay, uh let's pick that up Pick this up But why wouldn't they just use that for me then Let me go to the other side

It's your boy That was easy Well Well Well look who we've got What? What? What?

Okay. Make sure... Actually, I feel like I have so many arrows. We don't need any more fucking arrows, okay? Oh, wait a minute. Is this an underwater? No, I don't think it is. Okay. How do I get up there?

No, it's just water. I get that now. I'm trying to understand. I'm trying to figure out. out. Mace etiquette. I got a soul gym as well. That's really good. I don't read books. Read it? Okay, I'll read it. The reason why I don't read books. Every book was written in the past. I'm trying to get to the future. Oh yeah, it does increase my mace skill. Yeah, there it is. Yeah. I tried to get to the future, bro. I'm not trying to think about the past. we don't think about sleep why would i sleep i'm not tired wait wait how did i even get over here

i'm i was just running around randomly um check the map no i don't need to do that oh oh oh okay okay all right we figured it out everything's fine is that what's that icon on my screen Is that like for a battle pass? You get the full game at level two. Okay, let me go over here. Let you level up when you sleep. Yeah, but like, what about the thing though? Yeah, how do I get the battle pass, guys?

Oh, I see. Okay, this is how you... I got it. Easiest game on my life. Oh, I bet I probably... Okay, we're heading over there now. Have you bought the horse armor? Did they reintroduce the horse armor?

That's actually a really good. question they did is it still like five dollars i bought it it would be really like it would be really funny to buy it would be like i i got to say wait wait wait right isn't this yeah no i want okay all right do it why okay we got them i got a wolf pet not the dog uh i didn't kill him. Uh, I set them free. But I did without knowing. Who else? Who else is trying to get fucked up? Summer bowl let's get some of that summer bowlet. I was probably gonna be a really good item up here, right?

There has to be. Wait, where are the good items? Gringo leaf. That was a gringo leaf. Silver pitcher. Guess the fuck about any of that. Can I jump that way? Are you telling me that there's nothing even over here? What the hell? I'll tell you guys, it's kind of funny because I always listen to, I always listen to...

What's in here? A carrot. Damn, and each one of these things has a bunch of stuff in. Oh, my God. I've always had... I've always listened to this music, but I've never really played the game.

So it's kind of weird for me to play the game and actually, like, see what it's... really like. We've got to go this way and talk to the red thing. Go back? Well, no, I want, I want to go and do the quest. I know that there is a house there, but I didn't want to go in the house. I'll be right back. You missed the sword? That's what they say. Remember, remember last time people said that? And then I looked at it wasn't a sword. Let's go. O-Dill Farm. We got there. A bunch of candy. I usually eat, I usually eat like... 10 to 20 pieces of candy a day.

Same, yeah, that's on average. Wait, can I loot a cabbage? Oh my... You tell me these things just grow in the ground? Holy shit. There's this tomato sitting around doing nothing. That's what you mean? You make ketchup out of those fucking things.

Okay. Can I go down the chimney like Santa Claus? No. Wait for the slow one? I don't know how it works. When he gets level 10, you can do an unbreakable lock pick. Yeah, but I'm not level 10, I'm level 2. Which is less than 10, by the way.

Okay, we've made it. Updated the quest. I must take the amulet of knives to Joffery. Is this, is this him? Hello? Oh, hello. Oh, it must be in here. Wayn-on house.

Hello there. The emperor and his three sons dead, right under the noses of the imperial guard. It's a disgrace. Go on. Heard any news from the other provinces? They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of imperial goods in the land of the Altmer. It seems Somerset Isle has become a much more dangerous place. Goodbye.

Farewell. Yes. Can I help you? I must speak to Joffrey. He's upstairs. Go ahead. Wow. Oh, it's baldy.

So I talked about I'm brother Joffrey, what do you want? The emperor sent me to find you. Emperor Uriel. Do you know something about his death? Yes. I was there when he died. You'd better explain yourself.

Now. He gave me the amulet of kings. You brought me the amulet of kings? This cannot be. Let me see it. Gip. By the nine, this is the amulet of kings.

Who are you? How did you get this? What do you know of the emperor's death? Tell the emperor's last words. As unlikely as your story sounds, I believe you. Only the strange destiny of Uriel Septim could have brought you to me carrying the amulet of kings. Who is the Prince of Destruction? The Prince of Destruction, he referred to, is none other than Mayroon's Dagon,

one of the lords of the demonic world of Oblivion. Is he bad? The Emperor's words, close shut the jaws of oblivion, certainly suggests that he perceived some threat from oblivion. But all the scholars agree that the mortal world is protected from the danger of oblivion by magical barriers. Well, then how can it be a threat? I'm not sure. Only the emperors truly understand the meaning behind the rituals of coronation. Yeah, that's fine.

The amulet of kings is ancient. St. Alicia herself received it from the gods. It is a holy relic of great power. When an emperor is crowned, he uses the amulet to light the emulet to light the gods. the dragon fires at the temple of the one in the imperial city. Uh-huh. With the emperor dead and no new air crowned, the dragon fires in the temple will be dark for the first time in centuries.

Damn. It may be that the dragon fires protected us from a threat that only the emperor was aware of. The emperor asked me to find his son. I am one of the few who know of his existence. Many years ago, I served as captain of Uriel's bodyguards, the blades. One night, Uriel called me into his private chambers.

A baby boy lay sleeping in a basket. Uriel told me to deliver him somewhere safe. He never told me anything else about the baby, but I knew it was his son. From time to time, he would ask about the child's progress. Now it seems that this illegitimate son is the heir to the Septim throne, if he yet lives. Well, where is he? Where do I go and get him?

His name is Martin. Martin? He serves Akutosh in the chapel in the city of Kvach, south of here. Okay. You must go to Kvach and find him. him at once. If the enemy is aware of his existence, as seems likely, he is in terrible danger. And please, let me know if there's anything you need. My resources here are limited, but I will help in any way I can. Cavotch. Okay. Assistance.

I keep a few things here in my chest to resupply traveling blades. Help yourself to whatever you need. Okay, thanks, man. Oh, wow. So, oh shit. Uh, this is like, wait. Is this like in a fucking, oh wow. And I get a steel... Wait. A steel claim? Wait, that's what I had. You mean I spent all this time getting that just so I can get it out of a box?

God damn it. You can sell the items at least? To who? I'm cucumbered. How? Okay, I guess we're going to get rid of this bow. Let's sit over here. Okay.

And the red one says that's bad. Greetings to you. Can I? Okay, I can't go into fire. Sleep? Where? Oh, oh, I can sleep in... Wait, but it says red.

I bet if I sleep in the bed, they're going to get mad at me. The other bed? Okay. Okay. All right. You were right. Big dick. Big dick.

Ooh, big dick. Big dick. Big dick, there it is. Nice. So now I'm level three. That's really good for me, by the way. I'm listening. I'm not.

Talk to him again. Okay. Welcome, good citizen. I'm brother Piner, and this is Wayne and Pryory, a monastery. Can I help you? Yes. Assistance. Here, perhaps you will find this useful.

One of the books I see. saved from my blade's training. You go into danger. Joffrey didn't tell us any more than that, but know that our prayers go with you. A book? Good day. Good evening. I know that you are on an important mission for the blades. Please, if you need a horse, take mine from the priory stables. Go with Talas's blessings. Do not fail. Free Bugatti? Oh shit. You're right. Okay, so where are the stables? I guess we can find out, all right, is that the stables?

That's the sheep's. Oh, there it is. It's right there. Read the book? Okay, okay, okay. I was just taking it in. Invitation for Mubaku, no mace etiquette. Okay, I already did that. I don't see where the book is. The warp in the west, maybe?

Was that it? There it is. Okay. Oh, it leveled up my block. Okay, let's go. We have to be on an adventure now. I don't know exactly where we're going or what the point of this is at all. Shift to sprint.

Yeah, I know. I am. Yeah, see, it like changes a little bit. That's good, right? That's okay. Okay, let's go this way. To Kavach? Yeah, that's where I'm going now. I'm going to see where this takes me.

I'm not sure exactly like how to do. This is a low-tier horse. It's not very fast. Yeah. People said this is a boogevach. Goddy? Bro, this is a Honda Civic. Actually, it's not even a Honda Civic.

It's like a golf cart. With three wheels. It's a smart car. How do I get off the horse? How do I get off the horse? Wait a second. What? Why isn't he fucking dead?

Get fuck, Bambi. All right. Wait, and so, oh, oh shit. So I just lose my horse now, right? Okay, steal bow. Okay, let me make sure I head. Yes? Okay, so I've got to keep track where my horse is. Do I have a horse locator? How? Damn, bro. Like

Three in the- oh, there it is. Three in the head. He didn't give a fuck. Okay, let's go put this away. And then we can move. Sneak first to get double damage. Oh, good point. Good point. You guys are right. I forgot all about that. Now we have to go to Cabat. This game definitely I can see why a lot of people liked it.

I didn't expect this to be good at all. Like I actually thought it was gonna be bad. But then like honestly at the beginning where it had like Patrick Stewart narrating the entrance, I was like, oh, oh, okay. Now I'll understand. Yeah. Like that went so hard. Yeah, they understood. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know what was going to.

on at all. You're playing a game? Yeah, I'm playing a real game. Speaking of not playing real games, I've been playing wuthering waves off stream recently. Another trash got... Oh my God. Wow. And that must be Kavach. Let's go. We've got to head over there. There it is. Got to avoid. Look at the sky. It looks like there's like stars and shit, right? crimson desert on this engine these are the original elven rings i mean i can see why people would say that damn look at this it's crazy that they just were like hey we're going to release this game by the way what's over here atronach stone yes arcane well greater power oh what is that nobody knows okay It's for spells? Oh bro, like we're not into that shit.

Yeah, yeah, we're not doing that. It gave you a spell? Yeah, I don't think it did. Alright, let's go over here. Reload save? No, it doesn't matter. You changed your class? I didn't. Where? That's a fat bitch, isn't it? Oh, it's just a normal rat. I'm gonna ignore the normal rat. Let's run.

There's, yeah, I feel like there's no way that would have. let me change my shit. Uh, just like randomly like that. Pinnacone seeds. Night seeds. Okay, that's good, right? I feel like I was supposed to do that. Let me go with the red thing.

Well, that's nice. I can make it jump as much as I want. It gave you a spell you can use once per day. Really? I guess we'll just try to find our way up here. Does not change your stars? Yeah, I feel like it would have, um, it would have told me that. Okay, we have, have to figure out how to get up there.

I'm assuming that we just go around here and we eventually are going to find the path that's going to lead us up. So there's no reason to worry. Just climb the mountain? No, he doesn't want to. Yeah, he doesn't want to do that. You can get on the road? Uh, nope.

Probably not true. Probably fake. Road is faster, by the way. No, it's not. Is it? Oh, here we go. Here we go. Wait what?

I just stir it over for nothing. And the chapels and the elder council will help us. It just takes time. How could the nine let this happen? Are they angry with us? I don't know. Come on. Run while there's still time.

The guard still holds the road, but it's only a matter of time before they're overwhelmed. What the hell? From what? God's blood. You don't know, do you? Dydra overran quatched last night. There were glowing portals outside the walls.

Gates to oblivion itself. There was a huge creature. Something out of a nightmare came right over the walls. Blasting fire that swarmed around it. Killing. The whole city. Go and see for yourself. Kavach is a smoking ruin.

We're all that's left. Do you understand me? Everyone else is dead. How did you escape? It was Savlian Matius, some of the other guards. Yeah? Help some of us escape. They cut their way out right through the city gates.

Samblian says they can hold the road. No, no, I don't believe him. Nothing can stop them if you'd seen it, you'd know. I'm getting out of here before it's too late. They'll be here any minute. I'm telling you, run when you can. You know, the voice acting between this and Assassin's Creed Shadows is pretty different. Yeah, it's different.

Okay, let's go up this way. Abliving voice acting is amazing. Yeah, this is wait. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Wait, this says a gate to oblivion. Wait, what?

Back, civilian. This is no place for you. Get back to the encampment at once. Oh, shit. What happened here? the damn city. That's what happened. It was too much, too fast. We were overwhelmed. Couldn't even get everyone out. There are still people trapped in there. Some made it to the chapel, but others were just run down in the streets. The count and his men are still holed up in the castle.

And now we can't even get back into the city to help them. That damned oblivion gate blocking the way. Why don't we just turn it off? The only thing we can do We'll try to hold our ground That's what If we can't hold this barricade Those beasts could march right down And overrun the encampment

True I have to try and protect the few civilians That are left It's all I can do now Okay Help You want to help You're kidding, right?

If you're serious Maybe I can put you to use It'll likely mean your death though Are you sure? I'll do whatever I can. I don't know how to close this gate, but it must be possible because the enemy closed the ones they opened during the initial attack. You can see the marks on the ground where they were. The great gate right in the middle.

I sent men into the gate to see if they could find a way to shut it. They haven't come back. If you can get in there, find out what happened to them. If they're alive, help them finish the job. I got to go. Don't. See what you can do on your own. The best I can say is good luck. If you make it back alive, we'll be waiting for you.

Good luck. It's a brave thing you do. Damn you. Alrightie, boys. Let's go to fucking work. I'm the hero of the story. I'm the champion. I'm gonna go in there right now. Get the fuck out of here, bitch.

God damn. Oh. Oh. Bro, these guys are. don't fuck around. Oh, we're gonna cut their dicks off. All right. Oh. Thank the nine. I never thought I'd see another friendly face. The others taken. They were taken to the tower. Yeah? It's all right. What's going on? Captain Matias sent us in to try and close the gate. We were ambushed, trapped, and picked off.

I managed to escape, but the others are strewn across the bridge. They took Menon off to the big tower. You've got to save him. We'll save him. I'm getting out of here. Fine. Captain Maddie's needs your help. You're still holding the barricade. I figured I was the last one left alive.

Alright, I'll try to get out of here and let the captain know what's going on. Okay. Go, bro. I'll take care of this myself. Okay, I can't. Alright, I couldn't do that. Um, uh, let's go this one. Damn, bro, like he got destroyed.

Okay. What happens if I go in the lava? Wait a second. Glucatan, thanks to the 20 subs. Thank you, man. Oh, it's fine. Oh, it's not fine. Okay, what's up here?

Wait, I can, I can just jump up here? There's like no invisible wall or anything. Oh, wow, this place sucks. I guess they have, like, what, global warming or something? If you were saying that's L.A. Oh, because they had the DEI fire chief. I remember. Yeah. That makes sense. He thinks through the 25 steps. That's right.

Ooh, he died in a lava. I'm just trying to get an idea how all this works and fits together. If there's anything special in this area or anything like that, I got to think about. I wonder. No? Okay. Yeah, I just like, I'm just trying to explore. This is the training gate Okay So I have to beat back the forces of oblivion

I guess it's because like are they They're basically like Fucking illegal aliens right So we gotta get them Alright we got the sword out Wait what Oh fuck That's a demon

Oh shit Okay he's dead Oh he had a fork Why would he have a fork? Okay, got him. Who's this asshole? Dremora scout. Oh, we got it right in the head.

Dadera heart. Oh fuck. I gotta throw away some stuff real quick. Okay, what are we gonna throw away? Do we really need a Dajra heart? Maybe we do. Mort flesh. Let's throw that away.

Let's throw away the mutton. Because those are heavy, right? Oh, I'm still over cucumber. Oh, maybe it's these arrows. Yeah, those arrows are heavy. I didn't even realize that. I kept looting arrows. Was that a drone?

Okay, he's dead. I feel like the heavy attacks do way more damage. Okay, this guy's dead. Oh, shit. The town portal, the tower portals. to the Blood Feast? Oh, this looks really bad. This game is crazy?

Yeah, I don't remember anything about this whenever I played the game for the first time. Rending Halls. Save, okay. The more a churl? The hell is a churl? Should I loot these hearts? Whoa!

Okay. Turn undead. Turn in the left. Blood. Blood fountain. Oh, I get my health back. I see. Boot the weapons. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see what weapons they have. No, that one's garbage.

That was garbage. That's also more garbage. We don't want that. Because, like, mine is six damage. Okay, let's look around and see we can find out where the hell we're going. So that's where we came in from. Hmm. Go up? Yeah, I didn't understand.

Okay. Oh, I see. There's another door. Damn. Well, this is like a total, like, fucking whole ass remake, huh? Wow. Corridors of Dark Salvation. What? Got him. Easiest game on my life. Oh, there's three doors. No, there's two doors. Door to Plain of Oblivion. Well, okay. Let's go there. Where? Oh shit. In the case. Got him, got him.

I got him. We're good. We're good. We're good. I got you. Quickly, quickly there's no time. Shut up, Baldy. You must get to the top of the large tower.

Yes. The citadel keep, they call it. That's what keeps the oblivion gate open. Find the citil stone, remove it, and the gate will close. Hurry. The keeper has the key. You must get the key. I got the key.

Activate? Okay, I can't. All right, let's go down there You can't open it? Okay, let's go down I want to see what happens if I go down here Nothing, okay No, I just wanted to see what was gonna happen No, not down, no, I assume that it wasn't the right path

I just wanted to see what happened if I went there Just to, you know, fucking, you know Alright, now let's see what this one So we went there and now we need to go here See, look at that, that's me, bro, that's me That was me right there See, I knew I needed to do. that key. This is all a tactical decision. What? Yeah. Gotcha bitch. Um,

playb of oblivion. No, I think that we got to go over here too. Because I had to go, it's, there's two towers and I probably should go to the other tower because I needed the key. Cause is it? Watch this. Watch me get his ass. That was me. Ooh, a body. Two-d I got $2. Okay, it looks like this might not be as rewarding as I thought it would be. But maybe it will be. Okay?

The punished. Well, that's nice. Corpse-Masher. The lift appears. So it ain't going to do shit. Okay, let's go back up. I think that one's broken. Yeah, I don't know.

All right. Now we go back to the original place. Okay, we did not need to go there. There. This had badly damaged? Yeah, but I don't know what would have happened. That could mean 50 different things. Like I had a car that was badly damaged.

I still drove it around. Yeah. Thanks shit. Okay, now let's go this way. Open door to the blood feast. Oh, is this gonna be the... Hello? Yeah.

Goodbye. Damn, he got a lot of shit on him, huh? Ooh. what this is hello see you bitch try to square up with the battle master that's just what happens oh fuck i'm going right to the ceiling then got him we got to get this guy's uh this guy's armor bro like this armor looks really good okay let's go this way before we go inside that door there might be something important over here two doors oh maybe i know i bet i need to open store before I go into that door it's like a key or something let's go here oh shit this is

the boss who's this there he is yeah got him got one got one got one okay this guy's a this guy's no joke it actually is kind of a joke but that's okay he dead okay we got him he's dead okay we got him He's dead. And we're going to get all these two. We get extra potions. Oh, this is the top. Okay. Here we go.

Ax of M-bars. Fire damage on strike. I wonder if that's good. What do you guys think? Is that good? Activate. Damn. Damn.

Bro, I shut that shit down. So what do you guys think? Should I keep this with me or should I get rid of it? I feel like it's not very valuable. Also, if my art... armor is broken, does it have any value at all? No. Repair it?

Oh yeah. I forgot all about the repair hammers. That's a good idea. Uh, where is the repair? Okay, that's how you spell R. Oh, it's only a plus 13. Let me actually dis- Let me get rid of some of these.

Yeah, I'm just going to throw away all of those arrows. I don't need those anyway. Brother. It's done. I just can't sleep. I lied. You close the gate. I knew you could do it.

This is our chance to launch a counterattack. Yes. I need you to come with us. You've got far more combat experience than these men. I will. Are you able to join us now? I can wait, but not for long. We've got to move quickly before they have a chance to barricade the city gate.

I'm ready. Let's go. For Cavatch. Down and close my eyes, but I can't stop thinking about it. Let's do it. Get up in that shit. Continue. Come. Fuck.

What's this Pelican doing? The fuck out of here. Alright? Oh, I bet his head is, uh, it's like hard, so it's probably hard to kill him. You gotta hit him from behind, right? Yeah. This is me. This is me. Okay, all right, we're gonna wait.

Show me what you've got. We gotta get our stamina back. Oh damn, he died. Okay, all right, we gotta talk to the guy. Wait, where's the guy? Bro. We wipe the bastards out. True.

It's safe to pull those people out of the chapel. Let's get in there and make sure they're all right. Come on, this is only the beginning of the battle for Cavatch. We can discuss the next phase once the civilians are safe. Okay, let's go. We're going in there? Yes, we are. Let's go, bro.

Report, soldier. Sir, we're all that's left. Barrack Inion, myself, and these civilians. That's it? There's no one else? There were others, sir, but they refused to stay put. We tried to convince them it was dangerous, but they left anyway. They dumb.

I guess they didn't make it. Very well. The area outside the chaplain has been cleared, and these people need to be taken to safety. escort them to the camp south of here at once. But sir, I want to help fight. You will, soldier. Once they're secure, get back here immediately.

Okay. We'll need every available blade, and there'll be plenty of fighting to go around. Sir, yes, sir. Civilians, it's time to move out. Let's go. Damn, so all the NPCs do shit whenever they tell them to do shit. That's crazy. I didn't know if you could do that.

Wow. We've done it. I can't believe it. I didn't really think this would work. Maybe we do have a fighting chance. Yes. Oh yes. We're not done.

Not even close. Yes. This was only the first step. If this town is to be ours again, we'll need to get inside the castle. You've come this far with us. Will you go further? If we're truly going to succeed, I'll need much more of your help. I warn you, though, what we've seen.

so far is nothing compared to the battle that likely awaits us. Take a few moments to catch your breath and think it over. When you're ready, let me know and we'll get underway. I'm ready. Are you ready to go? We need your help getting to the castle, but we need to move soon. Yes, let's go. I knew you'd be up to it.

Big dick. Our goal is the castle gate. We should be able to use this door to get out to the plaza in front of the castle gatehouse. You know the drill. Stick. close and keep your eyes open. Let's move out. Let's get to work. Oh, what's up, bitch? What you doing? That's what I thought. You little bitch. Oh, oops. Okay, let's get this guy. Oh damn, he died fast. Ooh, he has a spoon. Let's make sure we loot that. Damn it. This is no good. Yeah. The gates are locked. And the only way to open them is from within the gatehouse.

So we go into gatehouse. Castle Gatehouse. Castle Gate. We can't open that gate from out here. The only mechanism for raising it is inside the gatehouse. And the only way to get into the gatehouse now would be through the passage at the North Guard House, but that's always kept locked. Hurry and find Berrach-inian. He should be back in the chapel,

and should still have the key to the guardhouse. Once you've got it, get to the guardhouse, find the passage, and open that gate. Then we can get inside the castle and secure it. Let's go. Um, yeah, it was over here, right? Uh, yeah, there's the chapel. You can tell because it's fucked up.

All right, what's this? What's this ugly fucking bitch? What, what you got going on? How could the nine let this happen? Wait, can I sleep real quick? I'm gonna go to bed real quick. Oh, level four. Oh, level four.

Strength, I want to put points in the strength. Boys do it put points in a shrink. Let's put all our points in the strength. They'll put more points into endurance. Give me a little identity. There it is. That's right. We saw the smoke from the gold road while out on patrol.

How can we help? Give me your armor. Follow me. We'll be right behind you. Yes. I'm just waiting for Captain Mattius to give the order. Finally, a chance to fight back. Give me the key.

Yes. I have. have it. Why? What do you think? That's right. They managed to close the castle gates just before we were forced in here. I'm afraid you're in for a tough time, friend. The city's in bad shape, and it will be difficult to make it to the guardhouse by yourself.

I'd better go with you. We'll have to go through the Chapel Undercroft, and then through what's left of the city. Let's do it. If I don't make it, take the key and carry on without me, you'll need to reach the tower at the north wall of the city. wall of the city. Okay. Let's go, bro. He not gonna make it? Yeah, he did. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch, yeah. That's the best you can do? Yeah!

That's right. Oh, I can one tap them now. Oh shit. I've ascended. All right, let's do it. What are you doing? What's wrong? What's wrong? Damn! Got them. They're all dead. Alright, man. Where do we go? Wait, was I not supposed to go in there?

Trag Quest? Oh, okay, okay, I'm just not gonna worry about it then. Yeah, no, it's fine. I thought there was something that went wrong. Okay, let's go, bro. Remember the almo. Um, okay, he did. That was easy. E, geez. I keep getting wrong, guys. Is there a guy shooting arrows? This is the park.

Yeah. Damn. But these guys are pretty savage. Let's go. Try of difficulty one notch. It's... It's distorted. It's like a fucking, um...

Like, this difficulties... Wait a second, wait a second. It's like this difficulty is to burden of Angar. $43. That's too heavy. I don't have the weight for that. Okay, let's go. He's going here.

Okay. Now what? This is it. The entrance to the passage is right here. I'll unlock it for you. Okay. Best of luck. Let's go.

Okay. Let's do it. Where the hose at? Ooh, I got to go off the ladder. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, we activate the gate. And then we let the other...

Oh, shit! Alright, we're gonna handle them. That's fine. There's a lot of these cockasses, huh? Got them. Too fucking easy. Oh, look how many guys we have with us. Damn. Yeah. What is it, citizen? Okay. Now what? Charge the courtyard. Leave none of them standing. Okay, well we kinda did that, right?

Yeah, I think we... kind of did that. Loot the armor. Oh. Oh. That's what it's all about, boys. Damn. All right. Does this guy have a weapon? Oh, we had the long sort. Well, we don't really want that. Charge the courtyard. Okay. We go in here. The great hall. Damn, there's more dickheads in here, too. What are you doing? Man, bro, this guy's got a lot of help. Okay, he's dead. Got him.

I'm going to sneak up on him. I don't need his third of his help, man. That's a lot. Got him? Okay, we don't need any of that. Got him. Okay, let's go through here, then. To the Great Hall.

Oh, shit! Easiest game of my life. That's right You fall down and bleed today Bro, I don't have that much... I gotta get my stamina back Okay, we got it What's the matter?

Getting tired Got him Alright, we gotta look around Make sure we kill everybody here Ooh, it's a box Oh Shit A paint brush.

I don't want that shit. Got him. Okay, I'm not exactly... Wait, oh no! Another one of them died! Oh shit! That's the way it goes. Where's his bow?

That one sucks. I don't know which way we're supposed to go, so we'll just kind of look around and see if we find something. This looks like a whole lot of nothing, so probably not here. Dining Hall, maybe? Clawth.

Cove bard. We don't need that. That's like $8. We're going to take that. I mean, they're not using it. They're dead. Okay, let's go back. What do I think of the remaster?

Do you like it more than Starfield? Do I like this game more than Starfield? I don't know. Do I like eating dicks better than eating hamburgers? I wonder. Yeah, this game's better than Starfield, by the way. In case anybody was wondering. Yeah, it's a little bit better.

All right, let's go this way. The Counts quarters. Oh, shit. Damn. Got a lot of help. Gotcha, bitch. Nice. Okay, we got bath salts from her?

Oh, I can't sleep on the bed. Octavius Gold Wine. Okay. A bronze amulet, his signet ring, gold trims shoes. Well, those are kind of nice, bro. I'm gonna just take that anyway. Like, he's not gonna use any of that. I might as well steal all this shit.

Bro, he got that shit on. I'm gonna steal all his stuff. Ooh, we got more money? I'm gonna need them J's son, yeah, true. Okay, let's get the hell out of here. All right, where's my, uh, where's my boy? I gotta turn this back into him. He's gotta be out here.

So I think we saved the city. It's not a big deal. Bro. Where is the Count? Why is he not with you? I killed him. Lying face down in a pool of blood. How dare you mock him?

Even in death. Had you not been instrumental in getting this far? I'd put you down where you stand. Damn, bitch, shut up. Where is the Count's ring? Do you have it? Yes, I have it. Yes, I have it.

At least this is safe. Thank you. I shall make sure it is protected for the time when a new count is crowned. Here, take this. I have no use for it. I'm tired of fighting. It may serve you well in days to come. Was he taking his clothes off for him?

What is he? What the hell on with him? He should be around the camp somewhere. He was with the survivors we rescued from the chapel. of Akotash. Okay. So he gave me something. What did he give me? Kavach. Kourriass. Well, I don't want that. Oh, that's $500. I do want that.

Okay. Um, I don't really know where to go. He said it's in the chapel, so I think we should probably go to the chapel. There's some guy named Martin. Are you Martin? Hello, Martin? That's not Martin, that's a breadloaf. Okay, I had to go to, I had to go to confession there. This is a quest log? Yeah, was it J for journal?

Oops, oh God, um... Okay, uh, quests. Find the hair. I've been trying to do that for years, man. Damn, bro, like, we fucked this shit up. Ooh, bunch of trash. A bunch of shit. I back can go up there.

Nope. Uh, is this something I would be able to like break? Nope. It's not one of them games. Okay, let's go back over here. Fall damage. From falling. Let's go talk to Martin.

Check the Curious. It's enchanted. It has additional effects. All right. Sure. Enchanted? Enchanted with what? So it has two points of strength and endurance?

Well, I don't want to. that I already have like no I don't want that okay let's go talk to Martin so my horse stays where I just leave it that's kind of interesting so there's a lot of games that uh you know well you know it is what it is right we're gonna talk to Martin right now hello bye see hello Martin bro brother Martin I heard about how you helped the guard drive the danger back Well done. Come with me.

You're in danger. Danger, you say. You came here to tell me this. Explain yourself or leave me alone. There are many others here who actually need your help. You're Martin, right? Yes. I'm a priest.

You need a priest. I don't think I'll be much help to you. I'm having trouble understanding the gods right now. If all this is part of a divine plan, I'm not sure I want to have anything to do with it. There is a plan, we're part of it. What plan? What are you talking about? I prayed to Akatosh all through that terrible night, but no help came.

Only more Dajra. What can you possibly know that would help me make sense of this? Your Uriel Septim's son. Emperor Uriel Septim? You think the emperor is my father? No, you must have the wrong man. I am a priest of Akatoche. My father was a farmer. The Emperor knew you were in danger.

You spoke to the Emperor before he died. And he told you to find me? Why would I... Well, I mean, like, I feel like that's kind of a pretty big thing to tell somebody, right? I don't know. It's strange. I... I think you might actually be telling the truth.

What does this mean? What do you want from me? Come with me. You destroyed the oblivion gate, they say. You gave them hope. You gave them hope. You help them drive the danger back. Yes.

I'll come with you to Wayne and Priory and hear what Geoffrey has to say. Lead on. Hell. Unless you need something, let's continue on to Wainon Priory. To Wain and Priory then. So I can just ass travel over there?

Help. You must help. They're killing everyone at Wainon Priory. Oh. I don't know. I think they're right behind me. Prya Mabarel is dead. What? Okay, right there! I was in the sheepfold when they attacked.

I heard the prior talking to someone. Looked around the corner to see who it was. They looked like travelers, ordinary. Suddenly weapons appeared in their hands, and they cut the prior down before he could move. They saw me watching, and I ran. I don't know. In the chapel praying, I think. You must help us.

Where's Geoffrey? All right, let's handle the. this bitch. What's going on? What's wrong? I got him. You got him. Okay, I ain't got shit. Dagon walks the earth. Lord Dagon.

Okay, let's go inside. Let's go, man. Let's go. I'm following you. What are you trying to square up for the sheep? God's blood that came out of nowhere. Have you seen Grand Master Joprey? Aronore said he was in a chapel. Quick! He may need our help.

Okay, let's go. He's in there. Inside, brothers. All right, all these guys are... ...you'll not live to see the day, Lord... ...die the wolf died. Oh, after touch! Glad you will not go to the day, Lord Gagad, has you...

Gotcha, bitch. Your back. Thank Talos. They attacked without warning. I was praying in the chapel when I heard Pryor Maberel shout. I had just time to arm myself. The amulet of Kings. I fear that was the target of this attack. I kept it in a secret room in Wainon House.

Nice. We need to go see if it is safe. Okay, let's go get it. I'll go check on the amulet. We'll go together. But I fear the worst. Okay, let's go. Let's go, brother.

Do you have the Amul of Kings? I'm about to. Surely they didn't lose it in the attack, right? That would be extremely irresponsible. I fear the enemy came here for the Amulet of King. Yeah, obviously, man. Bro, how does a monk have a gold ring? Where is it?

Wait, where to go? I don't see it. Oh. Let me guess. They've taken it. The amulet of kings is gone. The enemy has defeated us at every turn. Oh, fuck.

So it is not all gone against us. I found Martin. Thank you. Tell us for that. We gained Uriel's air and lost the amulet of kings. Martin cannot stay here. We have driven them off, but they will be back once they learn of Martin's survival, which they will. Where will Martin be safe? Nowhere is truly safe against the power arrayed against us, but we must play for time, at least.

Cloud Ruler Temple, I think. The hidden fortress of the blades in the mountains near Bruma. A few men can hold it against an army. Let us go, brother. We should leave at once. With the amulet taken by the enemy, we must get Martin to safety at quorum. Cloud Ruler temple. Oh, how do he mess that up?

We should get moving. I won't rest easy until Martin is safe at Cloud Ruler Temple. Let's continue on to Cloud Ruler Temple. I haven't had a good night's sleep since Kavach was attacked. Follow me. The sooner we reach Cloud Ruler Temple, the better. Lead on. Damn.

Damn. You should go to Cloud Rural Temple? Yeah, apparently, right? Where the fuck is it? Castle Burma? Yeah, it's over there. All right, I got to go break. Oh, man.

Oh, man, I didn't expect this at all. I didn't think this was going to happen at all, bro. Damn, like, this shit was crazy. Wow. Yeah, they cooked with this game, bro. Like, they really did. Like, I always thought the Elder Strills games were, like, a meme. And then, like, there's, like, that intro,

and it's fucking Patrick Stewart. And then it's like fucking Boromir Sean Bean as well. Like I had no, I really, what the fuck, man? They don't make games like this anymore? Yeah, this is just like, it's good, man. It's fucking good. You should have listened to us? No, like, I played this game, but like,

I don't think I ever even did that quest, because I didn't know how, I didn't know how to play the game. As I was for joy. Yeah, just way it gets better. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're out of the cave. This is one of the last games that I played before I went in the cave, actually. The graphics were dog shit back then. I mean, they're not dog shit now.

This is clean, bro. Like, these graphics, like, these passed the test. It's funny for me to see this now and compare this to a vow. That's crazy. Can you believe that? Wow. And you know, by the way, this hits so hard, they're remastering Morrowind 100%.

like they're doing it 100% and that's the one ever like that's the one that everybody is like that was peak right or one's the best yeah a lot of people are really positive about that I'd rather see the

remake honestly I'd rather see Elder Scroll 6 or whatever like the 5 or whatever the fuck it is um like I want to see the new game right that's what I'm trying to see the new game but um I think think like I mean I'm not really nostalgic about Maro and never really played it but um I will if

there's a remaster for it for sure I think we're gonna play more of this tomorrow I'm feeling pretty good about that I didn't know what to think about this game but like I think we're gonna try to we're gonna try and go through this quest line and uh you know see what this is like this is a fun game we play Skyrim after this game maybe like I'll tell you this. I think they did a good job with the remaster of this game. They really did. Like, I didn't expect that at all.

Ghost of Tashima is next. Expedition 33 is next. Okay? Ghost of Tashima is whenever we get a break in the action. Because I beat a Rise of the Ronan. And, yeah, Skyrim after 33. I don't know, man. So, yeah.

That's the plan. and I had a lot of fun playing this. I really did. I hope you guys had fun watching. This was way better than what I had expected. And I'm probably going to play more of this tomorrow. I mean, I'll tell you this. I mean, like, unless something weird happens,

like, I'm going to play more of this tomorrow, like straight up. So thank you guys all very much for watching. I really appreciate it. I hope everybody had a good time watching today. We had a pretty long stream. And so I'm glad you guys enjoyed it so much. let me make sure that we get an F5 there. Get a little bit of a save.

Let me, Alt have 4 as well. I'll tell you all this too. Like, this starting screen? Wow. That's what it's about. Yeah. That was it. It goes so hard.

Yeah, exactly. ORA farming? Yeah, it really is. initial thoughts really good really good very positive like I would say

things are looking really really good I'm positive about it I'm happy about it it's a lot better than I had expected and overall I would say that it was a good time

so that's pretty much where I'm at that's what I think and otherwise guys thank you all very much for watching I appreciate it I'm going to be back on tomorrow and I will see you guys then.

So until next time, boys, peace. See ya.