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Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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So how many people are on it right now? It peaked at 500,000 players. Holy shit. That's a big one, huh? That's just Steam? Yeah, that's just Steam. And I'm on the EA launcher, for example. Okay, so this time, okay, so if we're in the desert map,

okay. All right, I'm not going to change this time, but I'll change my load out after the next game. Okay, I'm just getting a tank? No, I can't? Okay, can I get in? I can't get in that? Can I get in? Bro, why would you drive away? You have a fucking gun!

Let me get in it. You fucking retard! Come back! Come back, Frosty, you piece of shit! What a stupid fucking piece of shit! Fuck Frosty! Wait, I just got in the tank. I just stole the tank. I'm the tank.

Suppressing fire, gentlemen. That's what you have to do. Oh wait, I only have three missiles? Oh fuck. Four? What does four do? Alright, we're gonna move in. We're moving in right now.

Yes! Yes! What? He can't do that! Why can he shoot me? How can he shoot my tank? I'm going in. I'm going in, boys, I'm going in.

What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong, boy? Give me up. Give me up. I think I made a mistake, didn't I? Okay, I want to do... I'm gonna do the sniper.

I'm gonna DMR. I'm gonna deploy right here. I think I did pretty well. I'm probably the most important player on the team right now. If not in the entire game. Probably the entire game, actually. I'm just guessing. DMR sucks in your hand.

All right, watch this. Watch this. You're gonna watch a professional work right here. Oh. I need to, I should have just used a normal sniper. I should just use a normal sniper. I don't want to do this. Jesus Christ. Where's my heels?

When do I get a heel? Dude, fuck this. Fuck this, dude. I need to use a normal sniper. I need to use a normal sniper. Fuck this. Okay, let's go. I...

Alright, I'm gonna kill both of them. Watch this. That's how it works. You see that? Winners win. Shoot them right in the fucking head. Shit! I gotta stay.

Where are they? Where are they? Shit! I should just kill myself. I think I should just kill myself. Suck my dick. Fuck you. What?

Res me. I need a res. I need a res. Thank you. Can you bind the tank? Why am I a piece of shit, bro? Why am I actually a piece of shit? I'm actually a piece of fucking shit. I'm literally a piece of shit.

I'd run, he got me, got me. Oh, fuck. Where's the cock sucker? I'm going in too much. I'm going in way too much. I shouldn't be doing this. Okay, all right, going around here. There's two. There's shit.

I don't know where they are. I, I, I, I... Get me up! Get me up! Frosty, you dick-sucking retard! Are you kidding me? I will not get gone. Okay, we're good. I see him.

Fuck, how did I miss? I see him. How did... dude, I hit that. I hit that, I hit that 100%. I'm out of Res. Bullet drop? No, no. It's broken. Bad game. Bad game.

Okay, I can't jump and shoot. I don't know why I thought I'd be able to, but I don't know, real okay. Why am I over here? I'm actually, dude, I think I'm actually doing really well. I don't see anybody. That's one. I feel like, should I just focus on body shots? I, I, that's, uh, I...

Yep. Strike me down. I will become more powerful. I should, honestly, I'm actually a piece of shit. I'm literally a piece of shit. I'm actually a dick-sucking retard. I don't know why I'm so retarded. That's, I'm actually a piece of shit.

I'm literally a piece of fucking shit. I... Take a Delta. Nice. See that, that's the game didn't bug there. Wait, did I kill him? I have to stay down. Where they at? Where they at? I'm back. I'm full up. I'm moving in.

Shit! Damn it, man! Fuck! Get me up! Get me up! Get me up! Nuddy! Get me up! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy! Nuddy!

Okay, let's go. I need to play bed. I need to play better. I need to play better. I need to have better awareness. I'm improving, but I'm not improving... I'm improving, I think, mechanically, and strategically, but primarily, primarily strategically. I need to get better mechanically. Like, this is a mistake. I shouldn't be doing this. Where? Where? Where?

Do I just run in? I actually I'm literally a piece of shit. Oh bro, he got in a way. I thought was a bad gun. I got to reload. I think I hold positions too long. That's another mistake I'm making. We gotta move in.

You do? I know. Okay. Why am I so bad? Why am I so bad? actually so bad. Nah, nah, nah, man. Like, no, bro. No!

No! No! Okay. I see it. I'm so bad. I literally am the piece. I'm such a massive piece of shit. I'm actually a piece of fucking shit.

Oh, Jesus. Not him. I got lucky. I got three left. I got one left. Another one there. I gotta go up at this guy. He missed. He's gonna try to go for the next one. I'm gonna kill him.

Bro. Fuck this bro. Fuck this, bro. Fuck this shit. Like fuck this shit. Like, fuck this this this he's so dumb, bro. Like he actually... He's so dumb, bro. Wait, did he just Pearl Harbor? I'm actually a piece of shit. I'm gonna die. I'm worried about getting flanked from over there. Honestly, top 23. That's not even that bad.

Like, I honestly think that, like, I played well. Like, I'm happy with my performance. But I could have done a lot better. Yeah, nine kills five deaths. Yeah, I did. Like, KD? Yeah. Like, I did top 23.

Like, I think overall, like, that was a good game for me in a general sense. Right? Just, you need to capture more? How do you like it? Not bad for a 35-year-old? Okay. All right. And so let me look. Can I change my fucking, uh, can I change my fucking, my load out right now?

View weapons. Can I do that? I don't think so. You're better in urban areas, really? I think it's the opposite. I think urban areas. Like, I do want to, I want to have another game within that urban area, though. I do, because I feel like that's where I can really, I can really do work. Can we get an access code? Yeah, yeah. You guys. can get an act anybody can get an access code right now legit for playing solo and being new dude you're killing it yeah i i think i'm doing all right helen kever level awareness yeah but like no yesterday was helen keller today i'm only um stevie wonder so i i really think that like we're moving up leveling up yeah exactly tomorrow's going to be ray charles yeah you just want yeah nice stevie wonder's not really blind well i mean ray charles yeah i i mess it up I was deaf and blind yesterday, now I'm only blind.

Okay, Siege of Cairo. I think this is the, this is the urban battlefield. Yes, it is. Okay. So this time, what we're going to do is I'm going to plan. I'm trying to think what I should do. Should I use the BR? Like, I just don't know yet.

Just play shotgun? Should I just play shotgun? I mean, I'm just trying to think, like, what the best option here is. Shoot first? I was going to shoot first. Okay. Well, I'm going to just, I guess I start with this, right? I mean, I got the sniper.

I'm not going to use the sniper. I didn't realize what I was doing. I'll swap after this. It's not a big deal. So do you guys, I should use SMG? Or should I use the, uh, what do you call it? Take a rooftop. I don't know how.

Where they at? The engineer SMG. I could do SMG. Now that you guys are saying it, I feel like I should do SMG. Okay, let's do SMG. I didn't even see him. It's just the way it goes. Yeah, let's do SMG.

It's my fault. It's just the way it goes. Okay. Let's go. Tactical death. Yeah, I doubt on purpose then. Watch out for that. It's a cocksucker.

That's a big cocksucker. We got to watch out for the big cocksucker. I want to move in. I don't see where he is. Let's move in. Big dick, big dick, big dick, let's go. Cocksucker! Get me up! Get me up!

Get me up! That's me, bro, get me up! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! Wopper! I'm going to five guys. Fuck this. Let's go. Next. Never going to Burger King again, though. Yeah, I can't. I'm already half. I can't. Try and flight.

What? I'm dead. I just over-extended. That's totally my fault. Like I... I went in there. Yeah, it was just a mistake. Jesus. I got hit by two people there. Panic mode? Well, I didn't... I don't think it was panic mode. It's just that, like, I made a decision that I shouldn't have made. Christ. I have to wait. How do I heal? Got him. I'm really outgunned here. I'm really outgunned. Like, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna try and flank around. I'm dead, I'm dead. I'm super dead. I'm not dead.

Where are they? Oh, they're down here. That was my fault. I took fault damage and I shouldn't have done that. He saw me, I could tell he saw me. I shouldn't have done that was a mistake. I'm actually surprised I went through that. Hey, hey, I kill them.

I kill them. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling cute. Get me. Get me, man. Get me, get me, get me, get me, get me. Okay. You want to kill them all with a shoddy?

Is shotgun really that good? I mean, I don't know. Like, I worry that, I don't know, like, no medics? I guess not. That's okay. I just got to play. I just got to play better, right? I think we're doing pretty well.

I can't see anybody. I saw a guy over there. Jesus Christ, it's just, it's so hard to even hit them. Like with this recoil, it's almost like I can't even really I have to be up close in order to kill these guys This is maybe why I wanted to use the DMR Somebody else in that knows someone else. Okay, okay big dick. It's big dicking time It's big digging time. Let's go

I can't do anything about that I can't see shit. Okay, I can't see any okay. Okay, I killed somebody Killed somebody else. All right, we're doing pretty well. I? I'm doing it pretty well. I'm gonna Repair it repair it I'm not getting out I'm not getting I should have got out man I should have got out like I don't know why I didn't get out That was a mistake. I should yeah I should have got out Yeah yeah cuz like I blew up right I mean like that's not even good somebody it says to be in this direction trying to flank around oh I didn't know we held this area

Jesus that's what a bad decision I'm feeling like because we're not doing as much close range, maybe I should use the DMR. What do you guys think? Because like, I feel like there's like so much mid-range combat right now. Like, I think that's a better option. Or like an AR? Yeah, like this SMG, like,

because it's just controlling it, doing damage and everything. I feel like I'm just not optimized for the condition of like what's happening right now. Use an AR? You guys think so? I guess that would be like a middle ground, right? Yeah. I mean, there's two people, right? I mean, I couldn't have done anything. Yeah, okay. Let me change my weapon.

I'm going to use... I'm going to use this. I'm going to use my basic AR. Shotgun? I really don't want to use the shotgun. Nobody... There's no way I'm going to get shot out of everybody, right? It's like no shot that happens.

Okay. We're taking the point at least. That's good. Bad decision. Bad decision. Such a bad decision. Oh, man. Like, I should have moved back. I should have moved back. Because the problem is, like, there were two spots he could have come out from. And if I had moved back, I could have limited that down to one. And I could have aimed and shot him. Yeah, it was just a mistake tactically. Can't hit fire?

Yeah, it was just stupid. Okay, let's go back in here and try and push on this. Wow, I should have seen that. Don't forget your nades? Yeah, I probably should. I haven't even thought about that, to be honest. I didn't realize I was walking up against the fucking wall. Fuck.

If you're in a close-range scenario, do it. Okay, all right, I'm going to try the shotgun, okay? So how do I use a shotgun? You guys really want me to use shotguns. How do I do it? Gad... Gadget one, right? I didn't get them at all. I need to practice more.

Go inside? Yeah, I get it. I say snub... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Here we go. Where they're at? Where they at? Where they at? Got them.

Got them, got him, got him. Shit. Oh, I should have actually waited. I could have probably got a res. Yeah, yeah, not so good, huh? Not so good. Bad driver? Honestly, like, he shouldn't have put me in that situation.

You're right. What? Oh, man, I didn't even see that. You need a bigger gun. I don't know what I need. Honestly, I do feel like, I feel like this map, I'm not good at this map as much as I am the other one. I think I'm much better at the other map.

Like the, like the really fast-paced, like urban warfare maps, I think I'm bad at. Shotgun? Okay, I'm going to use shotgun. Let's go. Okay, so it's pretty fast shooting. What? I mean, I just ran into him.

I was too slow. I was too slow, man. Literally just too slow. Really? That's it? All right, let's big dick him. Let's go. What?

All right, all right. It doesn't work on the tanks. Yeah, the tanks are, uh, they have like more health. Uh, it's harder to kill the tanks. Yeah. Tank situation is not so good. I was behind it. I was behind it.

What a bunch of shit. What a bunch of garbage. That's the big one. Okay. Dude, I keep it. Dude, that's lag. How the fuck am I getting killed through a fucking wall? Jesus.

Game looks fun. Yeah, it's okay. Alright, we're gonna use shotgun. Yeah, it's alright. We-we-we-we- we die sometimes. That's what happens. That's just the way it is. That's just the way- that's the way it goes. That's the way it goes, guys. That's the way it is. Yep. 32. No, it's fucking over. It's so fucking over. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's really not so good. Fuck. Fuck, man. Oh, my God. 13 and 20. I just don't, I don't think that's my map, man. Like, I don't like the really close quarters combat maps.

Let's get that work. And, okay. Yep. Let's do it. This is such bullshit, bro. Like, literal bullshit. Like, a tank just fucking pulls up in front of me and instantly kills me. That's not even fair.

I'm gonna go to B, actually. Where is this going? Oh, I can see that was a bad guy. Okay, it looks like they're all gone. That's good. Let's go to the next one. I hate this map. Go into here.

Shit, I thought I could get under it. Is there a slide in this game? Like, realistically, I couldn't... There is? Z? Okay. That? I don't think that's really a slide.

I'm such a piece of shit. I actually should just kill myself. Okay. It's double-top crouch. Really? Okay. No, it's all right. It's all right. We'll do better. Okay. Let's go. Down.

Ow! How did he know I was there? Motherfucker. This is a warm-up? Yeah, dude. What a bunch of shit. I keep getting spawned on directly. Okay, okay. All right. Here's what we win. All right. Let's go. Big dick tank. Where they at? Where the hose at? I kill him real quick. Where are they? Is that a bad guy? Bro, you're only gonna tip the tank.

Got him. Got him. Where the cocksuckers? Oh. Move, bro, move. You're gonna get us killed. There you go. Smart. What the hell are we doing? What the fuck is this? Suppressing fire. How's he not dead? Okay, now he's dead. Holy shit that was annoying got him this is going really well Holy shit they're actually getting cooked this is a mate this is this is where we're at we gotta just do this all the time we can't do this we got to move in we got to move in

oh he shouldn't have been doing that he should have gone he like the tank always has to be moving if the tank isn't moving you've got a problem Where are they? Where are they? I gotta go in. Fuck, man. Bro, he just knew I was gonna be there. Don't aim.

Do I just pop off? Where are they? Let's move in. What? I don't know why, bro. Like, I can never tell when it's the other guys. I didn't even know that. didn't even know that? Blind? Oh, I didn't even see. It didn't even register in my brain.

Okay, let's keep going. Can't win them all. That's what they say. They say you can't win them all. Let me go back. Nope, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Doesn't matter. Not a big deal. At least I killed two of them. I should have killed all three of them. I'm so fucking. I'm so, I'm actually such a piece of shit. I really should have killed all three of them. I just can't aim. Bro, I, I, I, yeah, crouch. I should have. No, you're right. I should have crouched. I am just, bro, today might not be my day. I think today isn't my day. I'm pretty sure today's not my day. I don't think today's my day.

I think there's other days that might be my day, but today is just not my day. Yeah, this is bad. This is real bad. Stop, stop, stop. This is not good. This is not good at all. But I finally got one kill.

I actually, I'm actually a piece of shit. I'm literally a piece of shit. How am I such a piece of shit? Bro, like, what's wrong with me? Why am I so bad? Come on. Come on, pussy. See what happens.

See what happens, bitch. See what happens. Ninety-four. That's not a hundred. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? Suck my fucking dick. Fuck you.

Okay, let's go. Oh, my God, I forgot it to reload. I'm just so bad. Finally. finally finally okay can I play the game now what am I doing I'm just I'm such a piece of shit man why am I so bad and make sure that guy wasn't there that was pretty good I actually I think that was a good kill I'm proud of myself for that one that was that all right all right now maybe maybe I'm gonna play the game now

maybe I'm gonna play the game now I don't know shit Not one. Okay, I gotta heal. Just Christ. Thank God, okay, I got one. 96. Suck my dick. I'm such a piece of shit. I'm actually a piece of fucking shit. I'm actually a piece of shit. How? How did I miss?

How did I miss? How did I miss that? There's one in here. I couldn't even, dude, I cannot fucking see people, man. Fuck! I missed. I miss with the shotgun. How do you miss with the shotgun? Objective channeling secured.

How- how do you miss with the shotgun? I- Okay, how did I do? Top 24. That's top 24. That's pretty good. I say that's pretty good. Okay.

Give me a minute. I've got to turn my mouse sensitivity down. I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down to five. I'll go down to six, I'm gonna go down to 15. Okay? I'm feeling like I might turn it down because I'm... Top 24? Yeah.

Capture more objectives? It's about my kills. I don't care how many objectives I get. I don't give a fuck about that. I don't care about anything. All I want to do is I want to get better at getting people. That's all I'm trying to do. Like, if I do that, I'm going to be fine.

Like, I don't care about scores or any bullshit. Like, yeah, you were last place to 17 kills. It's not about what place I get. It is, but like I'm missing shots. That's the problem. I shouldn't miss shots. See if I never miss shots, it wouldn't be a problem. Okay, this is way better. This is way, way better. I should be getting in that tank.

Battlefield's a team game? Yep. I'm the team. I don't want to do that. Where they at? Cocksucker. Hock sucker. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? Fuck you!

Dude. Oh. Okay, let's go. All right, we've lost... Wow, we've lost everybody. We've lost every area, every control point. This is bad. I just...

Honestly, like, this is just embarrassing, me. I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel like, girl, like, I think actually, like, this is not good. This is not good. Like, I'm just... Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting cooked so fucking hard. This is so bad. I didn't even see that. You can come back from this? I know, I know. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back. We're gonna pop off. It's not a big deal. I'm gonna go into here. I'll go to A. That was me. That was me. I did that. I did that.

It's so much easier when they don't move. I'm gonna just go this one. Like that? One more. Alright. What? What? What?

We're to have. Where they're at? We're at. All right. We're going to go over here. How can we get up there? How do we get in there? That's pretty easy.

See that sneaky cocksucker? Wait, I missed! How does that happen to me? How could that happen to me? How could I miss? Dude, I... shit! Oh my god, I'm missing again! Okay. Where are they?

I see it. Oh! I could not even see that. Oh, that's just bullshit. That was just bullshit. I'm not even worried about. I almost got my ass beat. Oh. I threw a grenade. Did you guys see that? Fuck!

Joey Pizza, Joey Pizza, I'm on you. We gotta get this one back. Alright. I kill three, I couldn't kill four. Right? I could... Yeah, I mean, there it is. Yeah, I... I did what I needed to do. Oh, big dick, big dick time. Big dick, big dick time. Big dick time. Let's go.

Okay, it's big dicking time. Let's go. Move, move. Stupid ass, bitch. Stupid ass bitch. Hose mad. Saving Private Ryan, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked.

We're getting fucked. We're getting fucked. I can't see. Move in. Okay. There's one cock sucker. Cock sucker. Alright, dead. We'll see. Is that a bad thing? That's a bad one. That's a tank. Blow it up. Blow it up. It's not dead. Blow up the tank. Blow his ass up. Blow his ass up. Run, run. We're gonna die. We're literally about to die. We're actually about to die. You're literally about to kill me. You're gonna kill me. You're

about to kill me. You're literally about to kill me. I got a double kill. You think you can stop it with a tree? What the fuck is this? Big dick. Big dick on tank. Big dick on tank. Big dick on tank. Oh, tank is big dicked. Tank is big dicked. That's right. Pose mad.

Bro, this driver is a god. He's also a retard. But he's mainly a god. He knows what to do. He knows what not to do. We just got hit by an RPG, bro. This is another tank. This is a bonus.

bonus tank we're at we this is a bonus tank situation we're about to die we're literally about to die bro like we're healing we're healing healing heal the tank heal the tank heal the tank all right I'm big dicking big dicking big dicking big dicking big dicking right now big dicking big dicking what come into my come into my domain see what what happens I'm number three I'm number three this is the best I've ever done on my life what are we doing that's right we got to move out brother I'm not going anywhere I'm not gonna go anywhere I'm not I'm not getting out of this turret ever again I live here now big dick big dick big dick big dick big dick big dick it's not even

there anymore holy shit bro that's a dead ass bitch was a mistake I shouldn't let him see I shouldn't a shot at him what I hey I hit him he almost dead I'm actually piece of shit. I literally fuck out. I'm such a piece of hugging shit. Neighborhood. This is the tank neighborhood. Do it. See what happens. See what happens. Do it. See what happens. Do it. See what happens. I got ISIS coming out with the suicide bombers. Trying to come around this one. I'm trying to come around this way. I can tell. I can tell. We took a hit. We're repairing. ABC. Always be staying in the tank.

37 kills. 37 fucking kills. I'm an idiot. I should have seen that. What? What? What? What?

Go inside. Nah, no, it's, we're too fat. We're fat, we can't do that. I see him. 37 fucking kills. That's my best game I've ever had. That's actually my best game. I've literally never had a better game.

Actually my best game. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. Gigatestatis. I was just a driver, bro. That driver was doing work. That driver did so well. Damn. I got tungsten core. Ooh, I got a new gun, too. It's all downhill from here? Yeah. Yeah, that was my best game. It's never going to get better than that. That was my best game right there. It's over.

Base of forklift driver, IRL. I mean, he might as well be. Damn. Like that, that was so good. I want to get level 17. That's whenever I get the other DMR. Don't shoot tanks and use left mouse button to zoom. I can zoom in with the tank. I never even considered doing that. I'm going to be real.

I never even, that never even crossed my mind. The repair guy deserves praise too. Well, I think the driver is the repair guy. Like, he would get out and he would repair the tank. When you go to helicopter pilot, just rain death from above. See, I've never done a helicopter before. Like, I'm even afraid to get in helicopters in video games. because of Kobe Bryant.

I just, that should stress me out. I think about a helicopter, I say, fuck, man. Like another one of those? Yeah. Yep. You see having fun?

I have fun when I win. I don't have fun when I lose. But I do have fun when I win. It's really fun when I win. It's not fun when I lose. I hate losing. Do not like to lose. Do you try domination?

It's easier to let you get kills, less chaotic. I need to become a better player and I need to be better at, taking shots. That's what I need to do. There's no magic solution to that. It's time, practice, and muscle memory. There's not like a fucking, yeah, there's not like a magic, okay, I'm going to do aim trainer and I'm going to be good. No, you're going to be good if you play the game a lot. That's, that, that's what makes you good. If you play the game and you take an active effort

in improving and getting better at the game, that's the. That's the, difference. Okay. We're gonna do same thing. See, this is the gun I want to use. I want to use this one right here. This is a big dick gun. I really want this gun. I want this gun so much. I'm going to modify my sniper. Customize. I'm going to get, I'm going to get this. And I'm going to get, I'm going to get that. And I'm going to get, I don't know if I want to, I want to get that. I'm going to get Flashyter. I don't want to get that What about this? My 6x?

Okay, I'm gonna just get this Okay Wait, is the games... Wait, did the game start? Oh, the game started! Oh, fuck! Okay, I thought it was like a... I thought it would just take me out. Let's see you have the whole.

Let's go back. This is Christ, that's too slow. I didn't even know the other guy was over there. I was dead anyway. I'm gonna go inside, go inside. Come on. Let me in there. Hold me in.

I honestly, I literally like, bro, like, I'm actually about to quit. I'm a little about to quit the game. Like, I'm actually, I should just quit the game right now. I should just quit. Honestly, I should just quit. Like, I should just stop playing the game. Like, I should just stop playing. Like, it, this is, this.

Oh, never mind. No, no, no, no, no, bro. Like, all right, all right, now I'm gonna turn things around right now. Let's go. Let's go. So you can zoom in. It's not like the other game. It's not like the other game, man. I'm gonna get this back. Okay, I see him.

Never mind. Maybe I didn't see him. I can't see shit. What? What? What? Res me. Res me. Res me. Res me. Res me. Res me. Oh, he was right there! Fuck this. Drove your ass out. No, no. It's not even my fault, bro. I am mad. That was not my fault at all.

I just... I'm so sick of this, bro. I just can't aim. I just can't aim, bro. Like, what? I cannot fucking aim. Like, it is just so bad.

It's so bad. I'm gonna go around. Tactical war award time. They're never gonna expect this. Shit! If you're an enemy. Control more objectives than the enemy. Why am I missing?

I... Oh my God. Oh my god, this is so bad. Stick with your squad. It's not even a squad. It's got nothing to do with my squad. I'm literally just like, I'm aiming at somebody and the shots aren't hitting when they should be hitting.

Like, that's the real problem. That's the real problem. It's nothing else besides that. That's the only real problem I have is I've missed my shots. See that that's the problem. You guys saw it. You guys saw the problem? You see the problem? You seen the problem right here? This is the problem. I'm the problem. That's the problem right there. You guys see it? That good. I'm glad I'm dead. I deserve to die. You have to hold shift me in the sniper. Bro, that's not the reason why I'm missing.

Thank God, I killed somebody. Holy fuck, how embarrassing. I, that's so... I literally fucking hate myself. I didn't even see that. Trap your sensitivity? No, no, it's not even that, bro. I just can't aim.

I can't fucking aim, that's the problem. All right, let's go. Back to my old tricks. Got them. Tortilla boys. Get me in there. Get me in there. I'm dead.

We're dead. We're dead. We're actually dead. We're alive. literally dead. We're actually dead. There's too many places I gotta watch. I see him. It's just that's not even my fuck. Dude, I, I, what the fuck can I do? What the fuck can I? I hate myself. I did one good thing. I did what this is the first, that's the first good play I've had all day. And it's over. It's over now. That was the first good play that I had all day. It's done. Lasted for three seconds. I just can't aim, bro. I just cannot aim. Why can I not aim?

See, if I could aim, everything would be fine. That's my own team, man. Oh, God. Geez, I didn't even see that shit, bro. I didn't even see that. I didn't even see that. It's a white? Bro, we got slaughtered.

Like, I just, I don't know why I would do that. How many do we have left? We have 37 people back? All right, we can turn this run. Let's turn this around. Let's do it. Man. Man.

If I don't get the other map, I'm gonna... I just want the other map. If I don't get the other map, I'm done. I'm done if I don't get the other map. Okay. All right. This is where I rise. This is me.

This is me right here. Make sure this is it. Customize. Eugenomics? That's insane. That's fucking insane. Improved bullet penetration? What the fuck does that mean?

Okay, let's go. All right, this is going to be me. The shoot through walls. Oh, fuck, I should have got that. Is that a good guy or a bad? That's a bad guy. I'm going to shoot him out. Yep.

Almost got him. I'll get him next time for sure. I'll get him eventually. I like this map. I hate the urban map. Not a fan of the earth. urban map at all. We are attacking objective Delta.

How? How? How are you not dead? Get me up. Get me up. I need a medic. See, that's how I should play for the rest of my life. It's so easy.

Like, motherfucker. I, wait, I... Fuck! Space! I'm out of ammo. I feel like I'm doing okay though. Okay, though. Like I'm doing decent. This is this is good. I'm cooking. So many of them medic.

Me. Get me get me. Get me. There's no way they're getting me throw a nade. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Alright, all right, all right. Oh no, no, we're losing this. What? Shit. What's bro-john? I didn't even see him. I'm gonna get him. I almost got him. No, no. They can't get me here. They can't get me here. He can't get me. He can't get me. He can't get me. He actually didn't get me. Holy shit, he didn't get me. I'm gonna get this go. I can kill him. Where are they? East, which one's that? I see. I'm trying to focus. I'm trying to focus. I'm dead. There's nobody even over there. Where are they? I see one.

Come on! How does this happen? Dude. Shit! We're gonna lose it. We're gonna lose it. Be advised, Delta is under attack. How did he know, bro? How did he know that I would be there? How would he know that?

He just found you? This is ridiculous. I didn't know the wall. I didn't know it would work. I didn't know the wall would work like that. I don't know why I didn't know it, but like I didn't. Okay. Now I'm gonna pop people off.

What do you mean I miss? Stop! Stop! This guy behind me. Why my little health? I should have known that, bro. I should have known that. My brain wasn't fast enough to process the information. I heard the footsteps, but the footsteps didn't hear me.

Let's get in here. How could this happen? This is so bad. I'm a tactical war ward The enemy still controls more objectives Where is he? Really? I didn't think that's how it would work What? Shit! No! Why would you move? Stop moving! Delta.

That was good. That was good. That was good. I'm happy with myself right now. I don't want to kill myself at this very exact second. That's bullshit. Fuck that. Fuck that.

I know I hit him. This is such bullshit. How? What? What? Fucking finally. That was a bug. I hate myself. I'm actually a cock-sucking retard. God damn it. I got one more. We're cooking. I'm John Battlefield. Let's go. I'm two...

What's happened to me every time? Objective Delta has been neutralized. Nah, fuck that, bro. Like, fuck that. That doesn't even count. I don't care. I don't go to fight that. That's just it is what it is, right? It is one of this. I'm gonna go B. I'm gonna go B and I'll pop them off. What? What? I hate myself. Fuck! How could I miss? How could I possibly miss? That was such an important shot.

Three? I'm literally like, I'm actually about to fucking quit this game, bro. I'm literally about to quit this game. How do I miss a shot? I'm literally right there. I'm actually right there. I still miss it. It's fucking pathetic. No, no. No, he's not gonna see me. He won't see me. He won't see me.

He will not see me. I'm gonna play dead. I'm gonna play dead. He won't see me. He doesn't know I'm here. Stop moving. Why would you, dude? Why would he know that I was there? How could he possibly know I was there?

I mean, yeah, I could see why he knows I'm there. But like, still, like, fuck, man. Got him. 17 Asterie. I've got four shots. I probably should reload. There's no way somebody's gonna come in and shoot me, right? There's no one.

There's no one. Shoot them right in the back. It's always easier if they can't see you. Dude, I just... I'm too fucking slow, bro. I'm too slow. I didn't get... I don't know how I can get faster, but I didn't take fucking Adderall or something so I can not miss my shots. This is so fucking embarrassing. I'm actually a dick-sucking retard.

sucking retard. That's such bullshit, bro. Like, that's such bull... What even was that? Was that as a player? Okay, let's go. I shot... I shot him, bro. I actually shot him. I know I shot him. Where are they? I don't see anybody. Jesus Christ. I literally got double snipe. I got double snipe there. Higher? No, it was my fault. It's my fault. I shouldn't have been there. It was a positioning mistake.

Where are they? I'm gonna go in. I'm gonna kill this guy. It's okay. I didn't even see them, bro. I cannot even see them. Motherfucker. Get to the watchtower? No, because they always, they're watching the watchtower. That's why it's called the watchtower. Because they watch it. the worst idea I've ever heard. How do he know? I gotta clutch this up, man. I gotta clutch this up before we lose.

Like, they're spreading out like little fucking locusts, man. I'm gonna jump up here, I'm gonna stand up here, I'm gonna shoot him. I'm gonna kill everybody right now. I'm gonna kill everybody right now. Let's go. Let's go. Where's everybody? I don't see anyone.

That's bullshit. That's such bullshit. I can't want them all. That's such bullshit. Didn't account for drop? I did. I did. I know I hit that one.

Why would I use that? Why would I miss that? Why would I miss? Why would I miss? What? What? I'm going to get his ass right now. I missed.

Okay, how'd I do? I think I did pretty well. I'm happy. That was pretty good. I was top 22. No, it doesn't matter. I had 31 kills. That's what matters.

All right, I got to stop. 50 kills is crazy. He probably in a vehicle. It's probably another. That's probably one of one. Yeah, top 400 kills. Yeah, I think I did pretty well there. Like, that's my map.

I like that map a lot better. Like, you keep improving? I know, I'm going to keep getting better. Like, that's the thing is, like, I don't need to, the thing is, I don't need to start good. I need to end good. And, like, that's my goal. I end good.

I pop off. Everything's fine. I'm a winner. That's all it takes. Will you play it on release? Yeah. Yeah, I, like, and I do think that, like, if you look at, like, my, my first day, my second day, my third day, I think that you go like this, right?

Like, it definitely has been going up. And so, like, I've been improving. And so that's all, that's all really takes, right? Is you just need to improve. I actually killed you in that case. game, all right, you're getting banned. Just kidding. Yeah, get upset too quickly.

It makes you more tense. No, I get mad. Anytime I lose, I get mad. I get mad instantly. Like, I get mad so fast. Like, that's what I do is get mad. I love getting mad of video games. I love it.