Asmongold TV - I tried the game everyone hates..

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I could try out a little bit of this game. I was thinking about trying it out. People gave it negative reviews, but I don't know really if it's going to be any good or not. Like, I figured I'd play it for like maybe, I don't know, like a half hour, see what it's about, right? I mean, I don't really even know what to expect. All right, I'm going to be a guy, obviously, okay,
Starting point is 00:00:19 voice should be fine. Have a low voice. Age. Okay, I'm going to go. I'm going to put it like about right here. Okay, it should be good. Undergarments color. I don't give a shit about any of that.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Okay. Select. Okay, all this is good, right? And then Undergarmets patch. I don't care about any of this. This is... You can change this? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Okay, got it. All right, looking great. Okay, face. I'm not going to do a whole lot here. I just want to play the game. But we will change a couple of things. There it is. all right, and eye color,
Starting point is 00:01:05 don't care about any of this. This is way, way, way too much. Ears. Okay, cheeks, jaw, mouth. Okay, all that should be fine. It's good enough. And then hair. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:17 What do we have? Okay. That's good. I like that. Okay. Ah, I don't know about that. No. Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:01:34 where do we have bro like okay so uh we think we've got it sweat back let's see okay this is even better good and eyebrows i'm just going to stick with this for now facial hair can i just go down the list okay where's the full beard okay we're going to start with that that looks it's probably about as good as it's going to get right actually yeah yeah let's go with that and let me move up here Oh, wow. Oh, wow. That's really bad. Okay, we're going to go balding too, because obviously there's a few strands on the top. Yeah, that's about the way it needs to look. Okay, good. And we're just going to stick with this. Good. Let me go back and hair. Okay, all that's good. Continue.
Starting point is 00:02:42 All right, let's make our character. We have our guy. This seems like he is truly our guy. Character name. Asmon Gold. Confirm the name. Do dangerous. That's like Titan rock. The humans of Bern have rarely known peace forever sitting upon the precipice of war. To the south, the great city of Faramore
Starting point is 00:03:25 forever stands as a bastion of light against the darkness, a warden against the forsaken realms. Oh! In the north, the free cities. Those that have forsworn the gods stand tenuously united against those who would seek to invade from beyond the barren lands. The smallest of the three cities, Varen, recently ravaged by war by the Karex, finds itself once more desperately fighting for survival. With her pleas for aid falling upon deaf ears, Queen Ate, whatever the fuck, has no choice but the
Starting point is 00:04:07 turn to unlikely allies. Sorry, it's loud. With the promise of treasure and gold, mercenaries journey across Bryn to offer their service. One such mercenary ventures the depths of the Baccham forest alone, determined to answer Valen's call. Let me guess. That's me.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I bet that's me. Now what? Oh. Oh. Okay. Alright? Is this pal world? Yeah, but there's no pals. Oh, there's one. You can capture that one.
Starting point is 00:05:16 There's a lot of bad guys. So, fuck, go out of bad guys. Oh, shit. Is that me? All right, let's see this. See how this fits together. It seems like in shrouded. I can see why people think it looks like that. Played Gothic one, this will feel familiar. I haven't, actually. Okay, so this is the character, and then this is the...
Starting point is 00:05:49 Okay, um, so this is me attacking. Wait, this is actually just me. Wait a minute. Oh, I can't turn it around. Maybe free will. Oh, there are... Okay. Alright, all right, all right, that's me. Okay, guys, let's do it. Uh, let's see here. It says no diving. All right, well, uh, that's... Okay, got it. So not supposed to do that. Okay, let's keep going. I mean, I feel like that's the first thing obviously had to try. Can I collect this mushroom? What happens if I attack it? Nothing. Okay. All right, let's move. Okay, and that's block, I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Pick me. Okay. And... Okay, I can loot those items. Seems pretty simple. Safety first. What's the safety for? Shrine of Soul. Walking your shrines will activate them. Okay, so it's basically just like a fucking, uh, you know, one of those things, right?
Starting point is 00:07:15 Like a bonfire? Okay. That seems pretty simple. Let's keep moving around. It seems like I don't use stamina in combat, which is nice. I hate video games that make you use stamina. Turn back! Hey! Hey! Hey, son of a bitch!
Starting point is 00:07:35 Okay, well, he's fucking dead. That was easy. I feel like I'm already good at this game. Okay, let me look around, see if there's anything over here. There's not. Ooh, look at that. Taking a shortcut. Oh, oh, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Fireballs and shit. Fireballs and shit. This cave looks dark. Well, maybe I should get a lantern then. See, we're smart. Okay. That was not so bad. Seemed pretty easy.
Starting point is 00:08:38 a fireball. What? Hit him. Oh, it does 50 damage. Ah! I mean, it's okay. Manna comes back kind of fast. Mind the gap. I bet this is where I have to jump. I knew that. Okay. Is this Falheim? Yeah. What's this? It's a green thing. Does that mean it's for healing? Let me see. Okay. A green spiral cap. That's probably for like some sort of healing concoction. Okay. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, I thought those are spikes, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:27 There's just like the Super Mario of spikes. Stress me out. Switching things up. Okay. Wait, what does this even say? I probably should read what these say, right? Weapon variety. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh, I have a bow and arrow. Do I have a certain amount of arrows? It looks like I don't. So I can just infinitely arrows. Okay, target practice. There's 50 damage. That's actually kind of a lot. Yeah, I feel like the bow and arrow might actually even be better than the sword, man.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And then we have loot here. Okay. Oh, there's crits too. Okay, yeah, we're definitely going to use bow and arrow. Yeah. Yeah, that's insane. God damn. Okay, let me turn down sensitivity.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Actually, I can just do it like this. It's not even a big deal. Okay, a whole new world. And wait, this is a beehive. Harvest the beehive. Am I going to get attacked? No? Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:11:16 What do you guys think? Should I keep using the bow and arrow, or should I use the sword? Oh, what's this? It's free loot. Yeah, bow and arrow. You guys are feeling like bow? Yeah, I mean, and you're right.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I could just, both of them, right? That's a good point. Yeah, why even have to decide? I can do whatever the hell I want. A whole new whirl. Okay. What do a whole new world mean? Okay, it means that there's the whirl, all right? And do I want to go up or down? Let's go up. Let's go up, gentlemen. Let's see what happens if we go up. Okay, nothing happens because we can't go. Oh, over here. Okay, I get it. Defend yourself. Wait, from what? Okay, that was easy.
Starting point is 00:12:21 What the fuck? That was super easy. And I can probably destroy these, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, good. Yeah, we're definitely gonna use bow and arrow, guys. I'm gonna be honest. Like, bow and arrow is like a thousand times better.
Starting point is 00:12:35 For a guard finding? Well, I'm just saying in general, right? I think that's it. The Odyssey? Yeah, yeah, this is kind of like the Odyssey. Of course, that was easy. It was a woman. True.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Open this up. And get some. more of this bullshit. You shouldn't be here. Who? I feel like this bow and arrows kind of O.P. Like, if I have infinite fucking arrows, and every attack,
Starting point is 00:13:15 dude, and you can do bonus damage, like, the bow and arrows got to be, like, the best item. And that's where I just came from. Okay. Straight broken, yeah. Can I, can I do this? Oh, I can. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:37 What the hell do I do here? Do I jump over to here? Oh, fuck. I actually do. Okay, I didn't expect it to have any jumping puzzles or anything like that. I'm kind of surprised. Looks boring. I don't know if I can turn off motion blur. Okay, there's another box.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And it looks like there's nothing else here except for that one box. So let's jump back down. Now we'll keep moving forward. Gotcha, bitch. Oh, I can sneak up on people too. Okay. So crouch. Time to focus. Uh-oh. Let me go this way because this is the way I didn't go. The crit sounds is kind of, it's a little bit satisfying, right? I like that.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Is there anything good in this bridge? Oh, it's a guy with a shield. I can just shoot her with bow. What happens to I shoot the shield? I just kill her anyway. Well, that makes it fucking easy. Well, that makes it fucking easy. Oh, I couldn't even go over there. Can I loot this guy's stuff?
Starting point is 00:15:05 I can, actually. Didn't expect that. It's like a dead adventurer. Looks like film grain is on. Let me try and then change some settings for you guys for the video settings. Motion board quality is off. Textures are gonna be... Everything is gonna be on epic.
Starting point is 00:15:28 This is an epic stream. Uh-oh, uh-oh, it's on low. Foliage Epic. One is gonna be high. Okay, all that's good. Screen shake, I'm gonna turn this down. Okay, save and apply. Okay, does that look any better?
Starting point is 00:15:50 I think it does look better. It does. Yeah, that's actually an improvement. That looks way better. Holy shit. Okay, now we got a better idea. I'm assuming this is gonna be the first boss, right? Let's find out.
Starting point is 00:16:19 There's gonna be a guy coming to. through the door, right? No? This ambient sound is like... It's making me think some shit's about to happen. Okay. Let's go in. Frame rate drop?
Starting point is 00:16:46 Is the frame rate going down? Not on mine. It was the sun? It seems like it should be fine. Frames definitely went down. They didn't go down for me. So here's what I'm going to do. How about now?
Starting point is 00:17:22 That's probably way better, right? Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, we're good What's behind the door? Oh, cinematic How everybody died? Yeah, right. Okay, this is gonna be easy. Damn, okay, she hit me.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Okay, so how does this work? That's a parry. I don't know if I can kill her. She killed my ass. Damn! Okay, let me see here. Use the healing spell? I didn't think I'd need it.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Oh, I don't think I need my... I don't think I need that. I want, yeah, bro, I lost to a girl. It's just embarrassing. Damn, she does a lot of damage. Oh, my health is low. Put a trap down. I'm gonna put another trap down. Oh shit, I hit the wrong button.
Starting point is 00:19:43 At least it was quick. Okay, all right, all right. Now I think I know what I'm doing. You're finished? I know. You have health pots? Do I? Actually, yeah, yeah, I probably should just use that.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I don't know if they go away, though. It makes a little while to learn Yeah, yeah, I just I wasn't ready That's all I'm gonna beat her easy this time It's no problem I have to run away Damn
Starting point is 00:20:40 Damn Shit bro like I'm getting my ass beat I'm fighting HR Is there a Perry I'm not sure Can you roll? Yeah I'm just not I'm not ready to do that Yeah roll costs a lot of stamina
Starting point is 00:21:00 I don't think rolling is really worth it And it slowly closes the distance, yeah. It's the stamina that's the problem. I think I'm gonna die again. I'm gonna heal. I hit the wrong button. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:22:21 All right, so how do I... So I have inventory now. I don't want to use that. I want to use the Great Sword. Okay, so now we're balling. Okay, let's go. I have to heal. Are these good guys or bad guys?
Starting point is 00:22:39 They're good guys. All right, good. Travel swiftly for Stone's reach. Plus, 80s to take the hint? Yeah. You'll find supplies there to see you through your journey. And keep your wits about you on the roads. Mm-hmm. Our lives may very well depend upon this information reaching the keeper.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I beg of you, come with us. I can only imagine what horrors await back in the city. You know that I cannot. I will not abandon Riggis. The judges did. He beat Sekiro, I do. Surely you must know this. Then I will see.
Starting point is 00:23:10 His corpse with my own eyes Until then my oaths hold You there I would urge you to keep those rather large ears to yourself Damn, bitch, shut the fuck up You're as likely to have your throat slit As you are to be ravaged by eighthspawn Within this cursed city
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah, whatever Okay, now what? It's Karen Island? True Beyond the Forest Edge on Southvale, okay? I have to talk to these people, do I? I do. Stay your hand, stranger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Oh, I can loot this up here. Nice. There's a charm. Let me try and see how that works. Talus, man. Okay, well, I feel like that's just better, right? Seems like it's obviously better. Can I block with a sword?
Starting point is 00:24:09 Oh, I can. Okay. Lute all these items. Great. Now let's move. We'll go this way. Yeah, let's go this way. How do I do a heavy attack?
Starting point is 00:24:36 I thought, but I thought, I thought control was heavy attack. Controls, let me see here. Where's it say controls? Bindings. Left control, yeah. There it is. Okay, that's the only one I wanted to change. So it doesn't even let me.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Maybe I can only do it if I'm, uh... All right, we figured out how I play the game. Okay, good. Yeah, I'm not even worried now. New technique found. Wait, there's a lunging strike. Wait, what? How does this work?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Inventory. Compare. How do I learn a spell? I have no fucking idea. Okay, let's go. Getting stronger. You have the power to change your life at any moment. Performing actions will increase your skill spectrum.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Okay, skills menu is K. Holy fuck, look at all these Oh my god Techniques are on the menu I see now Brutal slash Okay I'll probably just learn this more over time
Starting point is 00:26:09 Yeah Yeah now I want to try this weapon man I want to kill some shit Where did it tell me to go Wait what does this say Best years midlife crisis Carve here Don't
Starting point is 00:26:43 That way home? Wait, okay, I'm gonna go this way. Looks like there's nobody around. Okay, by a fucking... Okay, this is one of my little healing things. Can I open this door? So I'm just gonna steal everybody's...
Starting point is 00:27:15 I pray that fortune will deliver to me, a fine young hunter. Skilled enough to kill the dangerous creatures running rampant about the veil. Okay. Judging by the noise you made coming in here, you heavy-footed oath, that certainly isn't you. Orchurately for you, these are desperate times and I'm a desperate man. I no longer have it in.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Mm-hmm. And so I offer you the same deal. I offer every other fool. I didn't even know this guy was there, by the way. Kill any one of them marks and return to me with proof of its death. And I'll reward you with a great weapon. On my word, you'll not find finer weapons outside of the palace. I bet this weapon's gonna suck.
Starting point is 00:28:10 You can start with some crat across the river. Okay, let me do it. And I'm just gonna steal all this stuff, obviously. Yeah, can I just get that armor set? That armor set looks like the, it looks like the dung eater armor set. Okay. So, across the river. There's a treasure chest up there.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I'm gonna go loot it. I didn't see that. Simple jewelry box and a warm blanket. Like I give a fuck, like... Does it show on my map where the items are? No, it just shows where I am. So it doesn't even tell me...
Starting point is 00:28:53 Where to look around. Okay? I'm assuming this is... It said across the river. So it should be this way, right? I mean, that's what I would guess. Going through here. Oh, it's dark.
Starting point is 00:29:20 It's lantern time. I'm gonna try and use my two-handed... This is... Damn. Okay. Great. Alright. So I can fully block.
Starting point is 00:30:03 That's why I was curious about. I didn't know if like, because sometimes whenever you block with a game like this, you take some damage if you're not using like a shield. Okay, and let me use that... Let me use bone arrow and see how this works. Okay, I'm gonna use a little bit of bow and arrow on these guys. I'm gonna be smart. Let's keep going.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Lower stamina? Yeah, it does. All it does is lower stamina, which isn't a big deal. Oh, I'm on the edge so it can't hit them. I'm actually such a piece of shit. Okay, there it is. So we're gonna play Archer build and maybe have a little bit... Ooh, we're not ready for that yet.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Have a little bit of other stuff going on, too. Let me make sure I loot these guys. Yeah, and we'll use the two-handed sword never we can, because like, it's high damage, and also it doesn't cost you stamina in order to do anything, in order to do an attack. So I feel like that makes it really strong, stronger than it would normally be. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Got it. Gotcha, bitch. Okay, give me a minute.
Starting point is 00:32:26 I have to think. Heal? I'm going to use the sword. 80 damage. Damn. He got fucked up. That was great. Okay, let me see what that bald piece of shit has for me now.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Yeah, yeah, this is the right way to go. Okay, Eldon Ring jump attack? I don't know if jump attack does more damage or not. I didn't really test it. But if it staggers them, that's what matters. Okay, now he says he's going to give me a good weapon. Okay, is this a backpack? Bagpack?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Okay. Let me talk to this guy. Yo. You sure don't look like much. And you make as much noise as a groan in an alchemy shop. A groan? But you got the job done. And that's something. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:40 As promised, my axe. May it serve you well. This better be good. Kirax, Hunter Axe. All right. Let me see if this is any good. It's a piece of shit. It's a fucking piece of shit. shit. Like, I just, he just gave me a piece of shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Uh, that's his great weapon. That was it. That's what I get, guys. I just get fucked. That's my life. So far, my, my opinions on the game are extremely mixed. I'm not going to give any opinions on it until maybe a little bit longer. Oh, wait, wait. That's a lot of cock suckers. Damn. So can I just start? I can, but it's not really that good. So the jump attack does do more damage.
Starting point is 00:34:59 I'll see you what I can do with a heavy attack. So I just started spinning, yeah. Well, if I can get... Oh, let me heal too. I need some buff armor. I don't know what I need yet because I just started playing the game. I need something? Wait, did I just...
Starting point is 00:35:25 Oh shit! Fisherman's shoo. shop key. And I just got that from the... Oh, I see. I didn't even notice that. Can I go up here? It looks like I can go up there, but apparently not. You leveled again? Can you use your points?
Starting point is 00:35:46 Great question. Ability? No. Techniques. Skills. Okay. So I can actually... Maybe I can put level. into this. Deactivate all great sword skills. Okay, so basically the more that you use a weapon, the higher the thing is, right? It seems pretty simple. Let me use my bow and arrow again.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I thought that was a bad guy, but it turned out that it was a flower. Not a bad guy. Let me go over there. More is better. Yeah, happens. I know. I should have gone the midlife crisis route. Wood grip axe. I bet that's probably a piece of shit, right? It is indeed a piece of shit. I have just received another piece of shit. Okay, there's no bad guys around in here. I'm gonna explore down here. Bugger off. This belongs to the snatches.
Starting point is 00:37:32 What? Fuck! I mean, I tried to immediately shoot her. Okay, here you go. Ouch. Okay. Let me try and use the big, big sword. Damn, bro, I got fucked up.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Holy shit. God damn. Now, do I, do, now what happens now? Do I have to go back and like, let me see, okay, so I'm assuming these cocksuckers respond, right? Yes, they did. Okay. I just want to know, like, how much of this I have to avoid or whatever. Which up?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Yeah, is that, that high level one. Okay, so what if I? did like this. I'm gonna do a trap. I'm gonna put down a few traps, okay? And now I'm gonna fight them. Yeah, harder than I'd expect. You can get hit by your own trap. Did you guys know that? I just found that out. Okay, let me heal. Okay. See, I avoided that one. Okay, let's try to use the bow and arrow more. They're fast. Bitch. Almost, I almost, but I didn't. Okay, let's keep moving.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Okay, not so bad. I feel like the Great Sword is really good, but until I understand, like this game's pretty punishing. Like if you make a mistake or do something... What the fuck? What the fuck? Is that a bad guy? Oh, I got an achieve. Dead dog, dead dog, we got it.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I didn't even know there's a dog there. Okay, let's go inside there. All right, looting that. Looting this Armor for Oafs I don't know what these skill books do yet I don't know if this is Baylands
Starting point is 00:42:12 Wither Journal page Okay They won't allow me to live with them any longer They say I'm worthless And no son of theirs I fear they are right I have so little to offer The rain hasn't relented
Starting point is 00:42:26 For almost a week now Fortune is laughing at me Folk are fleeing the city They say the king is dead And the eighth spawn are pouring Out of the Karex tunnels I pray to soul that it's not true. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:42:40 She just like me for real. Okay, so, loot that, loop this. Oh, I see. They explode after you loot them. This is like a separate whole pathway. Okay. I guess we should go. Let me go in here first.
Starting point is 00:43:19 I probably should actually start with this sword out in case I have to parry something. Oh, there's a second layer, too. Okay, let's go up to here. This game looks made in 2005. Yeah, I think it definitely has that vibe to it, for sure. Strapped leather boots. Are these any good? Okay, well, they look better, so we're going to use them.
Starting point is 00:43:47 And I don't have any other good items, so we're going to go down. Okay, let's go around the other way. Artial bark. Great. Looks good. I am the kind of person that... I feel like it really depends on... What's this sound?
Starting point is 00:44:17 Oh, I see. Oh, this is the door. Oh, it's a little shortcut. You guys see? Yeah, I really think we start using bow and arrow more. I do. I feel like bow and arrow is the best option in most circumstances. Wait, is that a Gnome? That's what happens. We just killed his ass. Fuck them.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Let me heal. Oh, uh-oh. Lantern time. Make sure there's no bullshit in here. I'm not used to, like, looting these by like plated, oh, plated leather. Well, that seems like it's way better, right? I feel like plated leather gloves is like, yeah, it does, that's got way more armor. You couldn't put them in your pocket?
Starting point is 00:45:48 No. It's a gnome, not a hobbit. Let's go over... wait, was this? Oh! Rare doll. What the fuck? Okay, let's go outside of here. Keep moving forward. I think this is the...
Starting point is 00:46:14 Oh! This has got to be like the... These guys aren't gonna kill me, right? Well, let me get in. This is a bounty? Maybe it is. Fuck you. Look around.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Is this fable from Timu? I think that's not a completely inaccurate assignment. That's not completely wrong. Okay, all right, let's go inside. We'll go inside Southvale Hamlet. All manner of foul beast stock the veil. See old man Jimmy, if you're looking for work.
Starting point is 00:47:14 He's been asking around for someone able to help. Mm-hmm. Fun food. and a warm bed at the stumble in if you need it. Okay. Oh, all right, now we got into town, and let's talk to her. Barbed arrow. And needs of a new weapon?
Starting point is 00:47:45 Yeah. I want a new bow. Or shields then. Okay, so this bow, is this one better than mine? Let me see what my bow is. My bow is 54. That's a face made for a helmet if I ever saw one.
Starting point is 00:48:12 What? This one does more damage. Should I buy this? I'm going to buy it. I already didn't. Okay, and then great swords. This one does slightly more damage. Great axes.
Starting point is 00:48:32 88 damage. Great hammers. I think I'm pretty happy with this. And then a helmet. I'm going to buy a helmet because I don't have a helmet. Which one's better? Which one costs more money? This one costs more money.
Starting point is 00:48:54 So that means this. it's better. And a lantern. I don't think this really matters, right? I mean, like, kind of lantern? Like, what the fuck? Okay, let me make sure I equip my item. Oh, and then also, my helmet.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Damn, bro. Like, we're really out here. Okay, do you want to tell you? Forge. Okay, so this is how I make new weapons. Use the trap-making bench. Claw trap Holy
Starting point is 00:49:40 Pointy claws Blade claws Use the forge Okay this is basically the same stuff I already had I don't really need that Yeah none of these are really that good Dismantowing bench
Starting point is 00:50:03 I'm just going to dismantle this I'm going to dismantle this Dismantle all junk Oh let me do this Okay I'm gonna keep the sword for now and I'm gonna keep everything else also for now What's this? This is for like what food?
Starting point is 00:50:32 Hell stranger You won't find final cuts at all the veil Looks like just a bald retard to me Okay, so I guess we go that way That's what it said on the map Oh, is this a bounty board? Look, I mean it is, it just doesn't tell me what to do
Starting point is 00:51:04 Okay, let me go inside here and what if I talk to just like this random guy? Move along. Okay, well that was fun. And we'll steal everybody's money, obviously. Yes. Okay, great. And we'll talk to maybe this girl. It's a guy. What often we get new folk around here these days?
Starting point is 00:51:29 What can I get you? I'm looking for work. Your board's outside. Plenty of coin to be earned for those willing to put in the work. Lord Fowlery's been asking for some able-bodied folk too. Trouble in the mines, I'd wager. You can find his manor west of here, near the farm. West. Okay, we've got to go over there.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Open this up. Sword Master Pen. That seems like it's some sort of... Yeah, I fucking knew it. Increases sword damage. Oh, I think I want that. I don't need shield block rating. Literally just make swords do tim-. I wonder if swords and great swords are combined.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I don't know. You can just break into people's houses, too. Nice. I'm glad this game doesn't have an inventory system, because, like, to me, I love going in and just, like, stealing all of everybody's stuff. It always feels very... It feels like I'm doing the right thing.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Well, I feel right doing it, you could say. Same? Yeah, like any game that has like an inventory limit or something like that, I always end up, you know, fucking filling it out. Oh, these are the bounty boards. Uh, oh, that's cool. Okay. So we're just gonna kill these people, right? Cool. Fuck them. What about this over here? What is it? Okay, a random shady guy in the background. Is that another Ghanome?
Starting point is 00:53:25 I think it might be. If it is, I'm gonna kill it. The fuck out of here. Can I go up? Oh, I can't. Oh, maybe I need like a double jump or something. Yeah, that's what it's gotta be. Okay, fuck that guy.
Starting point is 00:53:56 We'll come back for him. So I'm gonna leave this. So I'm rolling an IRL, but you can climb here, no. Let me keep going. It's Westfall. Let me go inside here. Oh, there's nothing in here. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Is the game growing on you yet? I'll talk about it. Give me like maybe 10 more minutes. Give me 10 more minutes. Let me just play through it. Let's see what the hell's going on in here. I don't know if this is a zone where there's bad boys or not. Danger high drop.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Let's go down into the well. That is a big motherfucker, isn't it? These guys are dangerous. If I don't have enough room to fight them. Oh? Why do you go on the ground? Fuck! It's not so bad. So you can't fight them from really... Ooh! I don't know if that spawns these fuckers or not, but... Okay, I think he's gonna spawn under me, right? Yeah, you can see like as soon as I start using these bow attacks, it helps out a lot. Fuck out of here. These things are a lot harder to kill, I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Got like you have infinite ammo? Yeah, yeah, I do. Shit! Oh my god, that's way big. than the other one. I am the master of strategy. Is he spawning these fuckasses? Wait, why can I move? There is. Yeah, he is. I have to kill him. Maybe I should have have my sword man. Jesus, that was a big boy. At least I kill them. I had to use a lot of heels there. That was hard. Wait, he's not dead. Wait, what? Okay, I'm using a sword. I think I bit off more than I could chew here. This guy's no joke.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Fuck. He's bug. He's bug. He's bug. Holy fuck. I can't even hear that other guy. God damn. Okay, so can I go back there and before they fucking respawn?
Starting point is 01:00:49 That got hard really fast. Jesus. Let me go down here again. Fuck, I can't. Yeah, I do really feel like the bow and arrow is just the better option. I feel like I just level that up and I'm better off. I can't see. Yeah, I gotta know. If I have to fight the big guys again, I'm gonna go somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Let me see if I can get past them though. Because there might be respawns differently. I just don't know. It could be on a timer or something, you know? Oh, that's what happens. That's their head. That grubs spawn. Two grubs.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Who is this and who makes it? Let me finish this. I've got to lock in right now, gentlemen. I don't have to. time to answer questions. I have to be completely focused here. Oh my god, the fat piece of shit respond. I don't know what to do. I think I'm too low level for this. He's the bow and arrow. Cock sucker. Wind of sight. This is rough. Fuckers keep respawning. Shit. God damn. Holy fuck. I've got to just keep you, I just keep, keep shooting. Where's fat? I don't have the
Starting point is 01:05:01 damage. I think that's really what we got going on. Fireball spam? That's a good idea. It's a great idea. You like that, huh? How about that? A little bit more of these, huh? Yeah, fucking pussy. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. That was a really good idea. Easy, yeah, mod that cheddar. It was smart. I didn't even think of that. I would have been there, I would been, bro, I would have been there for like an hour. That's a big motherfucker, too. That wasn't even the boss?
Starting point is 01:05:50 Fuck, man. I'm almost out of heels, too. Always fireball? Yeah. I mean, like, I definitely should burn down the mana. Oh, that was it. Oh, I just needed to get that one item. Okay, great.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Holy shit, I was worried there for a minute. I was like, bro, I was like, that's not even the boss? Like, I was afraid. Mm. Is he first try? Yeah, first real try, right? Let's move around. So I'll give, like, my opinion about the game.
Starting point is 01:06:42 I'm going to take a break. But, um, overall, I think that the game, is uh these good guys are bad guys they're good guys uh the game's pretty decent it's not i don't think it's like really a may it like how much i don't know how much this game is right i think for like a $15 price tag this game is pretty good i think that if you're charging a good amount more than that it's probably a bit too much but apparently it was made with seven people it's like $30. I'd have to really play through the whole game and have an opinion before I look at it from that direction, right?
Starting point is 01:07:26 If I again, you're a fat middle school kid? Oh yeah, no, I'd play the fuck out of this game anyway, right? I might finish the game in general. Like, it is, the game, there are good things about this game. There definitely are. Like, it plays okay. Like, definitely the animations and the combat. Like, it kind of sucks.
Starting point is 01:07:47 It does. It kind of sucks. But same with, like, trying to loot things also kind of sucks. But, you know, like, that's just kind of... I mean, combat's hard to get right, you know, but it is the most important thing in a game. Or at least in my opinion, it's the most important thing. So, I think the world, like, having a little open-world adventure like this is nice.
Starting point is 01:08:14 The game is huge, by the way. Just wait until you get a little farther end, you'll sing. Yeah, no doubt. It's twice the price of... Forever for me. Really? I don't know. Like, I played that game too. I played that game a lot. I think Far Ever was really good. Like, I feel like definitely this is the, you know, like the Xbox 360-era type game. Like, I would absolutely say that.
Starting point is 01:08:44 We have nothing to say to the likes of... Yes? Leave us beat. Beyond your way, stranger. Like, it has, like, there are... The good things that I would say, about the game, uh, probably to me is that it does, like, this game definitely feels like an old school RPG, which is something that a lot of games don't really get right, that this game does.
Starting point is 01:09:14 That's a look of confusion if ever I saw one. They're quite beside our Tyrock. Most that you need seem to want something from you. Mm-hmm. Not Ty Rock. I'm about 20 hours in. I'm, isn't janky, but I'm enjoying it. Yeah. They certainly didn't deserve to die like this. After all that we've done together since, Yeah. We've given them blood, sweat, and steel. All for a home that isn't even ours. And this is how they choose to repay us.
Starting point is 01:09:42 A sword in the back, like a good for nothing. I hope they plan on working on it still. I know in my heart, one of the crats will working this farm killed Tyrock. But they say it was my sister being. I refuse to believe she would do such an awful thing. But she's trying to get more Xbox 360 and nostalgia. Base games? Yeah, true. Lipsynchi isn't terrible? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Only I could remove the sword from Tyrox's back. It belongs to one of the farmhands, but it's... Each of the farmhands have one of those swords. They had them for... The hills are identical. The other swords mysteriously vanished. I'm offering a reward for any that can... Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Can I get the sword off this guy? I don't know if it lets me. I don't think it does. I need to cook for one more a year and cost like 15 to 10 to 15 bucks. Yeah. Gameplay just sucks. I think the gameplay is not... It's... It could be worse, I'll tell you that. It's not bad.
Starting point is 01:10:52 I think so... Actually, it's not true. Like, I think some parts of it are bad. Is this a bad guy? Not so bad. It automatically looting things is nice, too. You can go down here. Oh shit, there's more stuff here. No, it doesn't work that way.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Enemy AI is ass. That's another boss. damage. Yes, decent. Uh, yeah, it's all right. Nothing super crazy or anything. It's just all right. I'd say it's a passable game. Combat's okay. I think $30 might be a bit too high. Like, I think if a game like this was $20, I think that would be really good. But 30 is like people are going to have to make a decision at 30. Generic is the problem. The game doesn't have a lot of flare. I guess you could say that. I don't really care about that a whole lot, but you're right. I think that's a fair analysis. I'd pay 35. Yeah, everybody's
Starting point is 01:13:21 going to have a different price point because they, uh, money means something different to everybody, whether it's because of where you live or you're, you know, let me see what what happens if i use the sword yeah i certainly feel like i feel like the bow and arrow is just a lot better i'm gonna be honest i think it's just it's just way better yeah it's way better bro like meleys clunky as fuck there's a lot like valhine like i'm gonna be playing valhine with a bow too like there are certain like in my opinion there are a lot of games where uh what's games better this or dino blade i don't know i think they're very different right you can make a game with a complete spouser not completely stutter yeah it plays pretty well i would say now anyway guys thank you all very
Starting point is 01:14:39 much for watching i appreciate it i hope everybody had a good time i definitely definitely did and i will see you all tomorrow all right boys peace

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