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Episode Date: August 22, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alrighty. So we have the new patch. We will try this today. Here we go. It's just got a release today. Obviously of my character here. We're going to try it out. We're going to see how it goes. Hurt in 23 hours. I played a lot. I mean, I have over, I'm Hunter Rank 100. There's three new fights. Yep, that's right. Not too long. You have anything, but you have something called autism. I just have, um, like, uh, it's hard for me to explain, basically. But like the moment that I have to start thinking, like my brain shuts down. Yeah, that's all really there is to it. Okay, so where do I need to go?
Starting point is 00:00:43 Okay, and let's take a look at, let's take a look at what we need to do. Okay, so we have to go to the red area, right? I think this must be it. All right. Let's point out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I guess I have to talk to this guy, right?
Starting point is 00:01:09 Ah, hey, we need to talk about the Dragon Torch. Okay. Let's hear it. Hang on, Olivia's here, too. I'll go fetch her, so stay put. Avis, human. Did Werner send for you? Well, we have an update regarding the Dragon Torch.
Starting point is 00:01:35 We had that area sealed off, but the All-Harkin has given us a troubling report. Okay. Yes. Faint whispers began to reach. Oh. Oh. At first, I could not identify them. But now, the sensations are keen.
Starting point is 00:01:58 The stirrings of life. You don't mean so sheer. Unfortunately. We've discovered multiple budding cocoons on site. We removed many of the small ones. This is the boss. They're bringing it back. And this is where you say,
Starting point is 00:02:18 Let's stop the dragon torch. Right. So let me remind you. You can't do that. It's an unstudied biological energy. Damn, bitch. Settle down. Yes, I'm aware.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I had no intention of suggesting that under the circumstances. Good. Wait, really? All right. Then why don't you let us check it out? Yes. Would you be willing to put your faith in us again? Do it.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Of course. No one knows what we're up against better than your unit. This is the big boss. I have merely come to relay what I had heard. Great. I'll make my own preparations and stand by for your SOS flare. Be careful, Avis unit. Okay, and let me go.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I'm not sure where the other boss is either. So there's three new fights. We can't go in underprepared. Let me go back and show. Check this. I'll come find you once I'm ready to go. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:28 So if I talk to her, and so what are the fish girl? What about this? Is this a new event quest, or is this just the same boss as before? Yeah, I'm not sure. It's the same boss? Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Okay, so I have to go talk to Fish Girl. And Fish Girl is in Scarlet Forest, and she is down, believe in here. I think. Let me check. Tuna monsters? Yeah, we're gonna do Mitsune first, and then we're gonna do Zoshaia. I'll feel like that's the best way of doing it. Is the fish girl hot? Absolutely not. Well actually, yeah, she kind of is. Have you been angling fisherfellow? Actually, let me reel it in.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Good one. Listen, could you and Alma help me? Mm-hmm. Is our temper then? No, not yet. It's not for a couple more weeks. Uh-oh. The thing is, my Fisher Wettler, Mast Angler. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Okay, I think someone needs to set a limit on you smashing words together. But we can discuss it later. I know Mastangler, quite a reserved Wud-Wodd always out fishing. He and I hit it off from the moment we met. Nice. Where's the monster? Uh-huh. This will be available on Arktemper after this?
Starting point is 00:05:24 What? Okay. Fish are a central part of the Wadwood's diet. So if a Wadwad is going hungry when he's living that close to a fishing spot, well... Oh. Something must be keeping them from getting food. Well, let's go kill it. Seems pretty easy to me.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yes. And that's something could be a monster. Oh. Yeah. That's why I was hoping he would accompany me to his fishing spot to check it out. Oh shit. If it's you guys, the what-woods are a lot less likely to freak out. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go. I feel like my character talks a lot more in the new patch. Usually he just nods the whole time. There's monsters and monster under? Apparently there's one of them. Okay, let's go. Spirit in the moonlight. Ooh, this is it. Bad-ass armor? Thank you. Yeah, I'm not sure if the new armor is any good or not. I'm gonna find out, I guess, pretty soon.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Okay. Time to tear off these monsters? Yeah. Angerangans worse. Any ideas which monster it could be? Uh-oh. A but shagama. Is that even in the game? Oh, I don't even know what the hell that is. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I'm a dress-up as Poucock. Bro, I look good. What do you mean? Yeah, it looks fucking amazing. We're just trying to find this boss. Where the hell is it? Stangler should be at his fishing spot around now. I can't see this fucker anywhere.
Starting point is 00:07:47 We should hurry then. If the monster comes while he's alone? Yikes. Yeah. Oh, we're nearly there. Alright, here we come. Where is it? That fat fuck.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I've seen him before. That's just a bear. Stupid fatty. Sure enough. Dangler. Uh-oh. I was so worried. Is that the monster that's disturbing with fishing?
Starting point is 00:08:41 No. Oh, it talked. Oh shit. Oh. Oh. Stupid fatty doesn't know where he's going on. Look at it. So dumb.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Oh. Yeah. Oh shit, there it is. But hit the girl. Okay. Mitsune. It's a dragon. All right, let's do it. I don't know what the fuck this thing does, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I heard there's like bubble stats that can do something like that. What's he doing? So it's got a bunch of bubbles and shit like this. Okay? Big dick on a big dick on a bone. There's one. Another one. Two of them right there.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Let's go. Oh, is he on the ground? Oh, he's already on the ground! He's already given up! The easiest boss of my life! Okay, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Is that an actual wound?
Starting point is 00:11:05 No, it's not. Okay. Big dick on. Big dick on. Big dick on. Big dick on. Big dick on. Let's go. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I try to slide. I try to slide. I just block. I just block. Get my health control, I just block. Damn, what the fuck was that? Holy shit. Okay, let's take him down now.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Fuck. I thought he was gonna get him there. Just block back. Damn, he is dangerous. Okay, I gotta play safe now. What the fuck? I got bubble? I did.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Okay. Bro, why does he move around so much? It's so annoying. Bro. How, how? How am I not on them? Okay, so, okay, where the fuck? I just don't know when the fuck he's good to take damage and what he's not.
Starting point is 00:13:23 At least I got a little bit on him there. Like, we were cooking them for a while, but like this in rage phase is pretty rough. I'm gonna try and get a heal. This guy's no joke. Got him, got him, got him. Okay, this is where we turn things around. We're gonna turn things around right now. Boom bitch.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Okay. Double dick him right here. Another one. Another one. There it is, right in the head. He just got dicked. Holy fuck, he got destroyed. Damn.
Starting point is 00:14:53 That's the easiest fight of my life. Four minutes. That's pretty good. Mitsune's certificate. Take everything. What we get? Garbage and garbage. I got two attack.
Starting point is 00:15:10 That's nice, I guess, right? Um, okay, well, fuck yeah. That was easy He's gonna get railed by Zoshae Okay, we'll find out Yeah Like y'all think I might get God I'm not gonna get God
Starting point is 00:15:27 Why would I get God? Thank you so much for taking care of the Mizatsune Yeah you just kill him So she is actually hard Okay And that means they'll be able to eat Fish your fellow Good loud
Starting point is 00:15:45 Oh Thank you Mr. Cat I think the Scarlet Forest monster ecology Is even more diverse than we thought I'll be sure to make a note of that in my report about Mizitsune. We need to do more research on the ecological distribution here. I don't know what that will. I wonder what that boss does.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I'm sure we can find a better way for the Mizatsunay population and what-weds to coexist. Agreed. So now that this investigation is over, what should we do next? Shut up, bitch. Shut up, you old bitch. That was easy. I was easy. I'd just kill him.
Starting point is 00:16:32 That's a joke. That was a joke. So, let me go ahead. So what armor do I get now? I want to see if we get anything new. Mitsune. Aquatic oil slit mobility. What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:16:57 Fortifying pelt. Grants resistance against impairments to mobility while in water. Who the fuck cares about that? Metsune's prowess prevents bubble blight and increases evasion while affected by my... Oh, that's pretty good? Yeah, I could use one of those if I fought the boss in tempered mode. Fortifying Pelt. Increase the attack and events.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Okay, so that's not a big deal. Okay, so is this gear any good? This chess piece is kind of a big dick chest piece. Yeah, that's decent, right? these legs is pretty good too I feel like these legs are actually kind of these are actually this is good like a two piece burst
Starting point is 00:17:54 with a three slot on it like I compare that to the helmet I'm using right now no no no where is it yeah I actually think this is better straight up like I think it's better because it's at a higher crafting level and it also gives me a three
Starting point is 00:18:19 level gym instead of a two level gem. I feel like it's just it's better. Yes, straight up. It's actually better. Okay. Um, yeah, I'm probably going to craft this then. You need a water orb for this too. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna make that and I'll show you guys what it looks like. It looks so stupid. Okay, we're about this. What the fuck? What the fuck is that? Okay, Mitzune tree, a rarity eight. Slicked blade. What is slick blade? Skill info? Affinity when affected by bubbleblight. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Yeah, I don't really use affinity that much, so it's not like super useful, but it's at least something, right? And this is, oh shit, this is the Zoshea fight. Okay. All right. Now we do the real fight. And let's see, head to Suja. Okay, where's Suja? So she is pretty fucking hard.
Starting point is 00:19:45 We'll see. I don't think he's that hard. Is this gun lands not maxed out? Yeah, well, like, I have a few pieces of armor that aren't fully upgraded. It said to Huja, to Suja, I'm already here. Oh, oh, I talked to her. Shall we head for the Dragon Torch? Or would you like to check a different quest first?
Starting point is 00:20:07 Let's do it. Dragon Torch? Okay, I wish you the best of luck. Here we go. I bet it's just gonna be easy. This shit probably gonna be probably the easiest thing I ever done. Ooh, I should have got potions. He all froze up.
Starting point is 00:21:13 His armor's dope as fuck, by the way. We'll find out. Okay, let me make sure I... Let me make sure I have everything I need. Okay, transfer items, item pouch. Okay, I will be able to do this. Okay. Okay, we'll lose all these, get more rations as well.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Make sure I have my antidotes. Okay, that should be everything that we need. All right. Here's this strategy. We're gonna go in there, we're just gonna kill him. We're not gonna have a strategy. I feel like I'd just go in there and get him. Let's kill his ass right now.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I forgot what this boss even does. Something is definitely different from before. We should be careful. Why? Why can I not? He's pretty big. Alright? That's one. Get that arm. Two. Oh, I knocked his head off. Now the tear on. All right, let's go. I just blocked. Sabir-guil. Pretty cares. I fucked up my rotation. It's fine. Just Harry at Zabid you.
Starting point is 00:23:25 What's wrong? What's wrong, bitch? It's wrong, bitch. Made a mistake there. Oh shit. I didn't know we did that again. I know that. I actually thought I had an extra life. I don't know why I didn't have an extra line, but it's okay. Okay, uh, let's get back over. Crazy! I'm trying to understand how this fight works.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I'm gonna get him right in the dick. I gotta heal. I feel like this is really bad. I didn't know what to do. Give me a minute. You gotta break the rocks. Okay, I didn't know that. I thought, I thought like it would be line of sight.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Okay, let's do it again. How the fuck did I hit me? You guys out of control. There's no joke. Okay. We're making progress. Jesus. He's so slow.
Starting point is 00:30:43 All right, wait. You know, fuck this. Fuck this. We're going to go all the way in. Fucking got him. Ah, damn. Give me that loop, bitch. That's right.
Starting point is 00:36:56 That was pretty good. Sick weapon, too. Yeah, we're going to look at it. Damn. That shit was I, uh, that was kind of hard. Yeah. That was kind of hard, man. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:37:11 How many tries? I died twice. I would say I had like one real death. Like the second, the other death was like just, I just didn't know what was happening, right? Ooh, I need more of these. I need to get a lot more of these. Ice attack and guard up. That's decent.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Nice. Fuck yeah. Let's see what we can make with. this. Good fight, he was hard as fuck for me too. Yeah, yeah, I just, I'm not familiar with, like, what his attacks are. Your second death run away as soon as possible. Destroy some of the rocks.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Or get behind them. I'll probably do that. I can continue my research on that thing. Indeed, but how did Socia revive? Ran Ayakanga. I've been wondering the same thing. Mm-hmm. Based on the information we have,
Starting point is 00:38:10 my best guess is that it can self-propagate through something akin to asexual reproduction. Oh. Nice. So, if some of it somehow survives, even a little peace, it could become another adult. Damn. That's if it's applied with energy. Wiveria's final line of defense is nothing to sniff. In which case, and I'm simply being honest here, can we truly allow the Dragon Torch to exist?
Starting point is 00:38:41 It's a conundrum. Uh-huh. Region survives despite, no, alongside that conundrum. So you're saying we just keep an eye on it and make sure things don't fall apart. Well, that's why we're here, isn't it? It's our duty. Jeez. I'm starting to sound like you. I got to see this gear. Until we understand how Zosha regenerates, we keep monitoring it and the Dragon Torch.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Okay. We'll all be working on this problem together. with the keepers and the all harkens blessing of course right we'll see how this unfolds at the moment that's our best option nice well all right give me the gear where's it at I think that was a pretty good fight yep like a lot of the really big monsters I'm actually not a huge fan of because they're so big it's hard to like read their animations so it's like kind of annoying to do but I think that was a decent fight.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah, it was all right. Okay, it's a Zosia tree. So this does, this is the new weapon here. Is this better than the Arkveld one? What's the equipment? What does this say, skill info, white flame torrent? Chance to deal additional damage after landing and attack. I wonder if that's good.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah, I wonder if that's any good. I don't know. Extra hits. Yeah, for how. not for how you're playing, it's normal shelling. You're playing wide. Yeah, I know that, but it doesn't really make that big of a difference if I use one or the other. And it says also slightly strong. So that's not a big deal. I just need to probably just kill this guy a bunch of times, right? I mean, proc rate is way higher than convert element. Yeah, the other thing is that I lose
Starting point is 00:40:59 a three, a three gem slot, which is like, that's a huge issue. So it's like, if I use this, I'm not only losing out on one thing, I'm losing on another shit too. Oh, yeah, exactly. And so, like, I'd have to swap this over. It's not a big deal, but it is like, it is a decrease in survivability. Like, in my opinion, I think it is. Let me see. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:28 And this is the new gear. Recovery speed and agitator. That's pretty good. Agitator 2. This chess piece is really good. really good. I'll be real. I think this is actually really good. Good armor? Yeah. Let me see what the stats are on it, though. Skill info? Oh, this is like, um, the plague dragon. Oh, what the fuck's his name? Uh, Valhazic. I wonder how good this is.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, what does it look like? That's a good question. It's actually kind of cool. Wait a second, I have the wrong button. Yeah, that's actually, it's kind of badass. Damn. I look like Ultima from Final Fantasy 16. And what about this? What the fuck? Damn.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah, it does look kind of badass. Look at that. It also has recovery speed, too. So I guess I would use, for this set, I would probably use everything except for I don't even know probably except for the gloves yeah these boots are pretty good too
Starting point is 00:43:36 so use the helmet and then this here I think that'd be the best one good armor for great sword yeah maybe it is helm is insane yeah the helm is like really actually well this helmet it's not that insane it's okay it's good
Starting point is 00:43:55 but it's not like crazy good it's just decent I'm just curious like I feel like Arkfeld is going to be better for most things, but this will probably be better for like longer fights now that they're adding in boss fights that don't have as many wounds. Because like one of the things is like Arkfeld is really good for the base game because like you're constantly healing with how much wound damage that you do. But when you aren't doing that all the time, I feel like it's not as, uh, it's not as important,
Starting point is 00:44:27 right? Yardian weapons are the best. For Gunlands, it's slightly different though. Okay, so how do I get to the new area? Go to Suja? Okay. Oh, yeah. I talked to Big Baldy, right?
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, okay, that's what I thought. I remember I looked this up. Okay, and where is Big Baldy? Is he down here or up at the top? I don't remember. I sure seems like he's not here. He must be up at the top. Yeah, I don't remember exactly.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Okay. I do think this boss is like pretty substantially harder than there he is. Okay So this is the new area Good hunter I bear glad tidings The serenity you have opened the way back to our place of prayer
Starting point is 00:45:44 Thank you Apologies but what is the place of prayer A site where songs of prayer Have been offered since ages past It was rendered inaccessible After the doubt fall of Wyveria. But thanks to you,
Starting point is 00:46:05 we have rebuilt. Oh. Having conferred with your comrades, we all harkin has decided to make it a place of cultural exchange. I urge you to visit. You will find it on a path from the peaks back gate. Grand hub is now open. A place for player of Suja, also a thriving hub of all communication.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Peaks Backgate and Sucha by using a world map. Okay. Um, well, I guess we'll just go through here first. Okay. Move to the Grand Hub. Is this it? Damn. Nice.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Canteen's bad. Yeah, yeah, they added this. This was an Iceborn, I'm pretty sure. Man. To think a place of such rich history would become a grand hub. Oh. There's so many people. It's so excited.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Shut up, Mr. Cat. It's a place for us to share our cultures. For East and. West to take their first steps together. Let's go look around. All right, let's do it. Yeah, let's make the rounds. Grand Hub is area facility.
Starting point is 00:47:51 You'll need to prepare for a hunt. Special entertainment only found in the hub. Okay, good. Okay. And let me see if I can... I'm going to try to log back in so I'm online. That way I can see the other players. Because this should be like an open area, right?
Starting point is 00:48:16 start game okay recommended lobby okay let's see it just talk to Alma I didn't know I could do that I had no idea
Starting point is 00:48:36 damn damn okay we got a lot of people here this is the arena quest counter repetition perceives you okay limited time quests with any equipment
Starting point is 00:49:06 max of four hunters Challenge quests Okay That's cool And so this is the whole This is the new kind of like open world area What the fuck is that Holy shit
Starting point is 00:49:29 This guy's got a satellite on his back Oh he's on 6G What's this? Okay Quest support Okay womaned bounties okay all this makes sense sure
Starting point is 00:49:51 and then you also get a heavy armor crystal that's good claim content oh I already have all this DLC I don't know what any of that is either it's Starlink yeah well this is cool so they added this whole world
Starting point is 00:50:16 oh I wonder if I can go up there can I how do I get up there oh it's the I see it up there Um, oh, it's the icy, it's the grass. Got it. Okay, what about this one? Barrel bowling. What the hell is this?
Starting point is 00:50:44 Can we have to grand all time rolling some barrels. Okay, barrel bowling mini hub, a special bowling barrel down the hill towards the pens, and for the biggest pens increase your score. Okay. How do I do it? A barrel roll a day. Okay, let's roll. Play.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Yes. It says roll out. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was crazy. Okay, we're going to try and knock it down right this one. I didn't, I thought it would roll the other way. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I didn't know how it's going to work. Okay, great. So what did I get? I got a pitfall trap, dust of life, and gunpowder. That was pretty good. Yeah, that's decent. All right, I'll try and do it again. Okay, here's the present.
Starting point is 00:52:16 for me. Bowling barrel strap. Okay. Let me do it again. Hopefully I can get it right this time. Okay. We'll do the same thing. We'll roll it down the exact same way.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Okay. This is perfect. People might not believe this, but like, this is actually, this is the best, this is the best possible outcome. Watch. I have to use focus mode. Damn, bitch. Shut the fuck.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Okay. Okay. Alright, we've had enough of that. What a bunch of bullshit. See? Yeah, what a bunch of bullshit that is. Okay. And you can go all the way up there too.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Damn. That's cool. Oh, wow. Oh, no, I fell down. Give me a minute. I'm gonna go back up. Damn. This is nice.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Check behind the waterfall. Yeah, this is a cool little world area. I feel like this is good for like, you know, community stuff, right? you can see other players it makes the game feel alive check behind the waterfall yeah thanks a lot for that man hey yeah so true maybe maybe it's this waterfall nope not this one oh is it up at the top it's not that one either maybe it's over this way because i think that there's going to be something behind it i just don't know where it is yet
Starting point is 00:54:43 There is something. Okay, I'm gonna find it. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, this is nice. I feel like for like a first update, this is a pretty decent update too. Like, it's nothing like super crazy, obviously, but it's nice that they've added in
Starting point is 00:55:10 like a little bit of new stuff. I'm just looking at like what the new bosses are. Are there any new ones? You need to find a big bird. Try the arena quest. Yeah, let me see what the arena quest is. Okay. Free challenge quest. Slay a dosugama. It's not really that hard, right? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like this is easy. It's just like literally some fat boy. To get A rank it is? It's set
Starting point is 00:56:01 loadouts. Oh shit, really? I didn't even know that. Oh. So I can't even use my weapon. Fuck. I'm gonna have to learn a new, I'm gonna have to learn a new weapon. I didn't even know that. Eiji's weapon, not used to? Yeah, I haven't done any of that. It's predetermined gear and everything? Yeah, I had no idea. I might do that, I might not.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I don't know. Oh, wow. Damn. Probably didn't in World. No, I never did. I didn't know it. I didn't even know that existed in World. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:56:52 There'll be a divas singing at night. Why is he so fast? Bro, I feel like this guy's faster than me. Why is he so fast? Do with a giant spear? I'm going to try to use Lance because that's the closest to what my play style already is.
Starting point is 00:57:16 So I think I should probably just stick with that. That seems like the smartest idea. Lance is pretty fun, yeah. Looking around. What else is there to do here? So this is the quest counter. The entrance as well. The tent.
Starting point is 00:57:47 And the barrel thing. There's a new canteen. Oh, I can do, I can do food again. I got 46 rations. What the fuck? Oh, so I can just talk to her too. Damn, so there he is. That's the big boy right there.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Have I fought Mitsune? Yeah, I did. I think I, I think I died on that fight once and then I killed it? I did. That's right. And then you have all the quests here, the event quests as well. Why is this a separate event? What hell is this?
Starting point is 00:58:43 Fight a purple one? Let's more rank points. Let me see what happens if I do this. It's an event to fast track HP. XP? Oh, okay. Let me see how much you get for it. Commencing quest now. Are you prepared?
Starting point is 00:59:03 Yeah, I'm not even sure. You got to fight the tempered Mitsune. There's none up on my map. And I feel like if I do it in a group, it's not going to be the same thing. I can do a couple of resets and see if I get one. It's harder in a group? Yeah, but it's harder to walk. Gotcha, bitch.
Starting point is 00:59:39 I feel like this game's really good. Yeah, I've been playing it a lot ever since the release. Like, I took a break for a while because I ran out of content. But otherwise, I was playing a lot. Oh, I messed that up. That is, right? Okay. I don't know how that hit me, by the way.
Starting point is 01:00:32 I hate that dick sucker. Hopefully he can get him fast here. Oh, he's in rage. They fight the way it is. That's pretty easy. Game's expensive, but you need a PC to run it. Oh, yeah. right i forgot all about that no it's a good point some insane damage uh yeah i mean like this is like
Starting point is 01:02:08 this isn't really my like a damage set it's just like you can i mean you do a lot of damage if you you can uh you know like uh if you keep like high up time on the boss like my mindset is like i i go with like a min max between like okay well what's the best thing that i can do for like the most effective um beat tipper and matzune i'll do a couple of resets and i'll see if i can spawn it let me check and see if i can okay so can it only spawn inside of um uh inside of scarlet forest okay um forest and wyveria okay so it's on either one of those all right so i guess the best thing to do is just like keep resetting i'll try and see if i can find it rest in tent and then do inclemency okay i did the um that stupid exploit thing where like you collect those flowers at night
Starting point is 01:03:29 and I still have like 50 of them. Okay, rest, so I do know how this works. Okay, inclemency, no change. Alright, let's do it. It's 500 points now. Yeah, I'm gonna do it three times. If it doesn't spawn, I'll, you know, I don't know how many times I'll have to do it. Okay. Camper an arc valve, no. Nope, alright, let's try it again.
Starting point is 01:04:16 We go and do it again. Okay. This time for sure. Do you want to SOS? I actually don't like playing with other people generally in the game. Because I feel like my damage and survivability is like really good. And so like other people generally slow me down. Like not always, right? I mean like not always, but in a general sense. Nope. All right, we'll do two more.
Starting point is 01:04:59 You got it? Wait, did I? What? I'm so dumb. I don't know why I couldn't see that. Okay, let me make sure I have my... Yeah, I'm good on that. Alright, let's do this.
Starting point is 01:05:22 All right, we're gonna fight them on Timper. Let's see how this goes. Save it as an investigation. Okay. How do I do that? Like this? Okay. Got it.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Gotta catch them all. So where is this cock sucker? Fuck? There. I'm a little bit nervous. Yeah, I feel like this guy's gonna be pretty hard. It should be. Is it that hard?
Starting point is 01:06:45 Yeah, I have no idea. So when you get three star, you're a three-star, you're a fine. Um, is it three star? I thought it was, uh, an eight star. Yeah, it's an eight star. Yeah, so it should be really hard. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:07:15 Get started. Where's he going? Where's he going? He's trying to run away. He knows what's about to happen. I'm gonna kill his ass. Oh, I thought that was gonna be you. Come here.
Starting point is 01:08:14 I'm literally spamming tab. Why is he running away? Holy shit, where's he going? God damn. Okay, let's do this. I'm getting grieved. Bro. What the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 01:09:19 Okay, you have to stop here, right? Oh my god. I think it saved me there. Here we go. Here we go. Save those timber wounds to knock. I'm doing in my game. What's you doing?
Starting point is 01:13:06 What's you doing? I guess we're doing it on a heart. Yep. That's fine. I do my weapon. Get full health too. That's fine. I'm going to fuck.
Starting point is 01:15:37 I'm going to fuck. I just start using those max potions. Fuck yeah. Carried? Fuck that. I was not carried, bro. I killed him easy. Well, I cooked the shit out of him.
Starting point is 01:16:40 We did tons of him. Like, he died in like, what, six minutes, five, six minutes, right? Yeah. That's like nothing. He got destroyed. I got more of these. too. GPS is the same? Yeah. Yeah, we beat his ass. That was easy. I was easy, bro. I was a joke. I was so easy. Okay, great. Well, I built an Ardian weapon. Is it harder than Tim Gore-Magdala?
Starting point is 01:17:21 I'm not sure. Yeah, I only done it once, so I'd have to go back and check. I have no idea. But yeah, I got to, that's pretty much it. I'm going to take a break and chill out, relax. But we had a good time. Is this a lot more fun for you than Kazan? In general, I, like, Kazan just, it's like the bosses had just too much health, bro. They had way too much health. And I felt like it just took forever, bro, like it did.
Starting point is 01:17:59 It took for, no Pewy 2. I can't. I can't play PewE 2. I don't have my account set up. That's the problem. It's like I wasn't able to log into my account. And so, like, I need to go get the account and do that. And I can't, I can't, like, mentally process that until I'm, like, off stream.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Because, like, there's just, like, there's, like, 50 things about that I had to keep up with. And so, like, yeah, through steam. I don't know if I can. Are you going to play it tomorrow? Am I going to play PEO tomorrow? Uh, I might, yeah. I feel like if I, if I'm going to, it's going to be tomorrow. Yeah, that's the best.
Starting point is 01:18:40 playing. Pee's broken? Yeah. Cause on boss health isn't too bad when you figure out good DPS uptime and combos. Yeah, I just didn't really like I didn't know how to do all that. Hunter's is pretty fun, but it seems like a question for the end game. Yeah, I don't know either. You need a quicker skill for short openings. Oh, for that game? Yeah, I don't know. Pewies broken unplayable. Is it really? Yeah, I'll have to figure it out. I don't want to make difficult big HP bosses. Yeah, I mean like for me, I'm very much. like the kind of guy where if I feel like a game is like too hard, I just quit. Like I, I don't, like at a certain point, like I just don't want to, I don't want to do something
Starting point is 01:19:35 that's like really punishing or like challenging. I just like really being able to just chill and relax and so if something is like so hard that it's stressful, then it's like not like fun anymore. That's at least how I feel. Here's what you asked for. Exceptive Zelda Ring. I feel like Elden Ring was easy. Elthorring was easy to me. There's only a couple bosses that were hard.
Starting point is 01:20:06 But then once I made that new build and the DLC, it became like really easy. Puech is so broken, your password doesn't work? Yeah, I don't know why it even gave me that notification. Is that the only boss who's second phase is just stay alive that pissed me off? Will we continuing schedule one? Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure. Like, I finished a Rise of the Ronan.
Starting point is 01:20:47 That game took forever Like I put over a hundred hours into that game Yeah, I uh I beat it on like the hard mode too Where is it? Rise of the Ronan There it is So
Starting point is 01:21:06 Yep, that took a while Took a long time The game was really good by the way It was very good game, I liked it Why is every game over 100 hours today? It's a lot Yeah, it's a long time Okay. Percent of five, since you'll have metaphor. At some point I'll play it. I just don't know when.
Starting point is 01:21:31 Rise time. Oh man, I don't know about that. Can you get your old hunter, your hunter drunk stone? I have no idea. Like, all that stuff, like, I never really played world a lot at all. So I don't know how it's supposed to work or fit together or anything. Asmon will get bored by Gosuchesima. I mean, I don't really think I'll get, why would I get bored? Yeah. Played Salt and Sanctuary. I didn't play it. I downloaded it. Or I, I, I, I, I bought it. I never played it. That's a free update. It's really good. I mean, like, uh, it didn't really do a whole lot. Like, it's adding in another, like, hard boss in, like, a couple of weeks, I think.
Starting point is 01:22:20 But that's not going to be for a lot. We should please play Jump King. No, I don't play any video game. Like, I don't like playing rage games. And I feel like Jump King is just, it's just a rage game. So, like, well, I don't want to play that. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, it's like I played it for a little bit.
Starting point is 01:22:40 And I was like, okay, this isn't fun. And so, yeah, I just quit. Pue 2's a rage game? Was Kazan too hard for you? Yeah, it was. Like, I might play it off-stream, but we really want to see you get a little further in Schedule 1. You guys really like that game, huh?
Starting point is 01:23:01 I didn't realize people liked it that much. Well, I might play it after I play the PEO League for a day or two. Yeah, I didn't realize that at all. Damn, you guys, yeah, people are really. really, really positive about that. I had no idea, honestly. Very fun to watch. Yeah, maybe I should do it again. But anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Starting point is 01:23:25 I'll be back on tomorrow and we'll be doing the usual stuff then and getting into it. So hopefully then I'll actually be able to play. I will be playing POE 2 tomorrow. I just need to get my account set up and plan all of that. And then I'll be able to. It's just that I wasn't able to because of just something stupid today that I just didn't plan on or expect that happened at all. So anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching, and I will be back on tomorrow. All right, boys.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Peace. See ya.

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