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Episode Date: October 8, 2025

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Gentlemen, we've played Assassin's Creed, but now we're going to play the real Assassin's Creed. We're going to try out Yasuke Simulator. Japan 1579. Oh shit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. They pulled up. I am Oda Nobunaga. I am Daimyo. You shall be my samurai. Is this it? Yaskay. You will help me unify Japan. Go now to the streets. Fight your way up to Takotengen Castle controlled by the Takeda clan

Okay, let's do it Welcome to Kyoto Yasuke. Oh Shinobi will train you to become samurai Okay, okay Hello big boy, you want to be samurai Let's learn the basics Crouch, roll and jump to overcome obstacles

Okay, got it Understood Easy All right, so can I punch? Okay, I got it Um, let's see, maybe I have to crouch together underneath this. Okay. Oh, I have to jump. I see.

Oh, yeah. Okay, I got it. I'm, I'm, I'm, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Time to get dirty, soldier. Nobanaga's army got no room for vanity. Lay down and crawl. Z? Okay, all right, prone. Wait, oh, prone, prone.

Okay, all right, we're good. Okay. Okay, so you can jump in this game. Assassin's Creed Shadows didn't let you jump. So this game has a jump button I mean that's pretty big right guys Okay let's go down over this way It's already better? Yeah it's pretty good guys

Wow Okay and this game's better I mean I'm not saying that yet right I mean I'm just I'm just playing it Okay here we go Oh wow Wait what's that guy Okay let's see

Wait, which one's Mount Fiji? Are all of them Mount Fiji? Oh, I hit the wrong button. It says try again. Oh wow, look at me. Holy shit. Is this my samurai training? Okay, all right, we gotta go through this.

Wow. Okay. What you see here are Daruma dolls. They are cursed and touching them is bad news. Oh no Okay, I gotta I'll go all the way down to the side I thought I had to run into him. I guess not A samurai must master all-hacket and technology and other things Give me the bike bitch

This is Nobunaga's private bamboo garden take the royal bicycle and ride through it as fast as you can Wait good luck this is the roy wait did they have bicycles back then? Oh shit Wait a minute shit Wait, this is kind of hard Okay, all right, give me a minute I've got to turn back around In Tokyo? Yeah, I guess so Yeah, by the way

They said on the They said the game was historically accurate This is really embarrassing Give me a minute I'm actually gonna get hard locked because of this This is Shut up, okay? All right, give me a minute.

See, guys, I knew I could do it See, easy, easy, easy, easy. A bamboo grove is much like a clam. If one falls, others will grow to take its place. Cut too many. Even the strongest forest will wither. So true. Dialogue is about the same, I'd say so far.

Okay, I'm going through the forest. Okay. And now I have to get off the bike? Okay, now what? It was enjoyable watching you. master that bike. Oh! Use your momentum when sprinting to break into these doors.

Oh, damn, bro. Damn, all right, let's go! You foreigners brought guns to Japan. With these magical devices, we will destroy the Tequita clan. You are almost samurai. What? Pick up the gun and shoot the targets. If empty, reload.

Uh, uh, okay. Okay. Okay, maybe that's turn. Try on my sensitive view a little bit. Okay. Yosuke. Takeda clan are attacking our training grounds. Okay. They have no honor.

Now is the time to fight. Did they need to die? Oh, fuck. For the Takeda Klan. The takeda are unbreakable. Wait, I got, wait, I just shoot them in the head. Wait, what? Oh.

You are not samurai. No fucking way. Wait, I'm running out of ammo. This is bad. This is... Wait, we're... Wait, is this more ammo? Wait, is this more ammo?

Wait, I... I don't have any ammo. You are not samurai. Guys, I'm out of ammo. I Sword? Didn't tell me how to use the sword? Are you never wielded her honor?

Are I am I? I think I'm losing I'm losing I'm losing I'm losing Mouse scroll You may wheel the sword But you will never wheel For the takeda clan Yasu-Kiata have arrived Oh shit

Oh my god. Both are getting destroyed! This is like Ninja Gaiden. This is crazy! Okay. A Takeda general. Good luck, Yaske. Ha ha ha ha.

Wait, we gotta use, we gotta use the gun. Wait, I thought I got ammo. Where's my ammo? Fuck, I don't have any ammo. Okay, alright, katana. Alright, let's use it. Okay. But I'm about to die.

Oh no, I die! Welcome to Kyoto, Yasuke. Wait, what? The Shinobi will train you to become samurai. I gotta do the whole thing again. Are you kidding me? Time to get dirty soldier. Nobanaga's army.

Fuck. Okay. All right. All right. Let me try and do it again. Okay. So we're not even going to use the gun until we have the boss. All right?

So we're going to save the gun until we get to the boss. There's no save in here? Yeah. Usually it's not programmed for you to lose the tutorial. But somehow I managed to do that anyway. It's historically accurate. When you die, you start over. Yeah, I heard about that.

Okay. All right. All right, all right. Good job. Okay, let's go. And now, it should only take me a minute. I've already practiced this so far. So, like, this should be really easy for me.

As samurai, you need to be able to jump even with heavy armor. So we don't use the gun until we get to the boss, all right, guys. There are checkpoints you died right before it. Well, that guy was hard, man. Yeah, it was no joke. You guys laughing about this. Y'all not playing the game. I'm the one playing the game.

Like, this one's hard. What you see here are Daruma dolls. They are cursed and touching them as long. See, look, I'm getting... Okay. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Okay.

All right, let's do this. All matters and technology and other things. Drive. This is Nobunaga's private bamboo garden. Take the royal bicycle and ride through it as fast as you can. All right, we're going to do this. Fuck. Give me a minute.

I'm going the wrong way. I... No, I'm not going to... the ramp. I'm not going to miss the ramp. See? See, see, see guys? Bamboo Grove is much like a clan. If one falls, others will grow to take its place. But cut too many, even the strongest forest were wither. Okay, can I just go up here? I, give me a minute. Okay. All right, we're going to have to go, we're going to have to go back. It's all right. Is this like a Sasaskerty status is looking sick? Yeah, it's great, right? It's amazing

Okay, all right, let's go Yeah, this is apparently what actually happened Is this a pre-order bonus? Yeah, this is the This is the, if you if you pre-ordered it from GameStop, they gave you this Yeah, it's included with the game This DLC's amazing, yeah, I know

Okay, all right, so this time It was enjoyable watching you master that bike Now Use your momentum when sprinting. Okay, We're gonna beat it this time. We're not gonna have any problems. I'm not gonna embarrass myself twice.

I didn't, I didn't even know you could fail this. You foreign has brought guns to Japan. With these magical devices, we will destroy the Tequita clan. Okay. You are almost samurai. Pick up the gun and shoot the targets. If empty, reload. Okay.

Now step through the gate. What was that? Okay, here we go. Yasukee. Takeda clan are attacking our 20 pounds. They have no honor. Now is the time to fight. It's time.

Do it. All right, let's get them. All right, all right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. So it is? All dead. Oh, they drop Swarpe's? Nice. Okay.

I got to plan everything out this time. Okay. There we go. Easy game. Yasuke, more Takeda have arrived. Super easy fucking game. The fuck out of here, pussy. Okay. I shoot him with my gun. That's right. This is how they did it back then too.

Nice. You may wield a sword, but you will never wield our honor. You're fucking dead. Alright, that's how it's done, boys. See? I knew I could do it. Good work, Yaske. You are now samurai. So true. and bring the battle to them.

Okay, let's do this. It is time to take Taketan castle and destroy the Takeda clan. All right, here it comes. How do I open it? Uh, is there like an opener to open it? That's not it. Uh, uh, wait, it says destroy Japanese things for the next gate. Oh, I did it. I did it.

Oh, wow. Okay, all right, we're good. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This? This. Takedanjin' castle, you have to take Nobunaga's bullet train. The Takedo Shinkansen. Okay, let's do it.

Travel now. Watch out! The Takeda are attacking the train. What? They are not welcome on the Tokido Shinkansen. Wait, what? Where are they? Wait, there...

Are they in here? Oh, shit! Okay, all right, all right, I kill them all. I kill them all. They're dead. They're dead. It's okay. Let's keep going.

Oh shit. Oh shit. I need a I need health man I need some health we gotta use the gun now I'm getting low world belongs oh we're okay is it first with this train I turn days into moments distance into nothing whoever controls the shinkansen controls Japan okay give me a minute give me a minute oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold up hoe up Hold up. There it is. Oh, this is real good. Shit.

Um, okay. All right. All right. Let me. Okay. Okay. Maybe we need to go. All right. All right. Maybe we go over this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. This is me. This is me. Right here. Let's go. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Wait, is this what I think it's gonna be? The Takeda Klan. Fuck, fuck, fuck. No, no, no, I'm gonna die. No, I died. Watch out! The Takeda are a train. They are not welcome on the Tokido Shinkansen.

Shit! I didn't get any heels. Bro, I got no heels. It was a trap? Was it really? For the Takeda Klan. I gotta be careful this time. I can't be taking any unnecessary damage. Okay, they're all dead.

All right, now we gotta take this seriously, okay, guys? There's no more time for bullshit here. Let's do this. This train, I turn days into moments, distance into nothing. Whoever controls the Shin- Watch out! The Takeda are attacking the train. They are not welcome on the Tokido Shinkansen.

For the Takeda. No, no, I don't have, I don't have my gun. I need to have, I need to heal. I need to heal, I'm gonna die. Okay, I gotta pull up the gap. Okay. Okay, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta heal. Got him. All right.

Saving Japan, one bullet at a time. Okay, let's do this. at first. With this train, I turn days into moments, distance into nothing. Whoever controls the Shinkansen controls Japan. The Takeda are attacking the train. They are not welcome on the Tokido Shinkansen. Guys, it's harder than it looks, okay?

It's harder than it looks. All right? For the Takeda clan. Okay. This game is no joke, all right? This is a serious game. Alright, let's go. The world belongs to those who sees it first.

With this train, I turn days into moments, distance into nothing. Whoever controls the Shinkansen controls Japan. I'm gonna be smart, okay. Guys, they are not welcome on the Tocrito Shikansen. All right, all right. All right, we're gonna lock in. Forza Takeda-Kan. We're gonna lock in.

Okay, all right, let's do this. Is it too hard for you? Yeah, it is. Like, unironically. Okay. I'm letting Nobunaga down. All right, let's do it. Okay.

Do you pretending? No, it's hard to control it. It's hard to control it. I turn days into moments. Distance into nothing. Whoever controls the street. Yeah, I know it might sound stupid, but it is hard to control.

Okay. Okay. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Holy shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. We are locked in, boys. Let's go. Okay. We got to go inside here.

All right, we're going to get off. And we're going to get the gun out. Okay. We got him. I need a better gun, guys. Got him. All right. It's about the AI quality is probably about the same so far. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

We got to go underneath it. This is stealth game, remember? Okay, we're good. Oh, fuck. There we go. There we go. Nice. Okay, we're doing really well.

Let's do it. More of them. All right. Killing these guys. Easiest game of my life, by the way. Okay. Wait, I need my ammo. Okay, good. Okay, we got big ammo. This means there's going to be a boss coming up. I've got to be really good about this.

We're doing it. We gotta beat them. Did this happen? It's dead. It's dead. It's done. We win, we win, right? Yes. Okay, now I'm going to to, to, to, to, to come Gosh's castle. Since six years, the Takeda held on to this mountain castle. We have surrounded them with six camps and cut them off their supply line. Yossike, use the motorway and please deliver some tofu to all the camps. Then head to Takotengen Castle. Go to the stables, Yaseke, you can have my best car.

Godspeed. The stables, wait. You might want to turn up the music for this one. Don't worry about copyright striven. It's safe. All right, let's go. Wait, I can run them over. Oh shit! Wait, oh no, I think running them over makes it take slower.

Oh, this is good, this is great! Wait, there's music for this? Okay, what's this over here? Oh, there's bombs. Okay, I've got to avoid this. Alright, we've got the first big jump. Okay? Yes.

Wait, where's the tofu? Like, was I supposed to pick something up? I I was Because I didn't It's fine, it's fine, it's fine I'm just gonna ignore that Okay, here we go

Shit Give me a minute I gotta go back I gotta go back I gotta go back Give me a minute Okay, okay, okay I'm delivering tofu to one

Is this what it's like doing DoorDash? delivery yes okay I've got to go again all right let's do this next yes fuck yes door dash say right no I'm a door dash retainer remember okay all right let me slow down I have to deliver it to this war ward yeah okay here we go yeah look at this open world design there's no loading screens or anything. Huh, thank you for the delivery, Yaskay. Okay, let's go to the next one.

This is GTA 6? I think it might be. Okay, we've got one over there too. We gotta go to. All right, now where? Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay, all right, all right, all right.

Oh, now we're going big fast. Okay, good. Oh, they've even got trees in the background. Look at that. Wow. Wow, look at that. That's crazy. Okay.

Is this a Shelby Cobra? Not really, but it's close. Thank you for the delivery. All right, that's three. We're halfway done. Thank you, Yoske. Of course. It's what a heroic warrior would do. Okay.

Where's the next one? We have to make sure that we don't run over anybody on the way over, though. Okay, it says you have to go this way, but it's, I'm supposed to go the other. Wait. Isn't the arrow supposed to be? other way? Okay. All right. Legendary Uber Eats retainer. Thank you for the delivery yoske. Amazing. Okay, let's go. All right, let's avoid this. There we go. Okay, we got to go to the next one right here. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We got to get that tip right here.

We're getting a $7 tip out of this one. Okay. This music is ridiculous. Can I turn up the music? What you're saying? Man. True music accuracy? Yeah, I'm sure they hired a bunch of experts for this too, right? Oh, fuck.

I think that one might be my last delivery. Oh, this could be it. This is it. Okay. All right, let's stop. Slow down. Slow down. So down.

Fuck. It's okay. Now what? Now what? We did all six of them. Now what do I do? Oh, I have to go to the big castle. Okay, let's go.

Alright. Oh, this is supposed to be Oda Nobunaga's house. This is the entrance to Tucketengen Castle. Yes! Okay, we got it. We did it. Kill everyone in your path, my black angel. Okay, got him? Okay, easy.

Okay? Do you just try to die? Nodged by bullet? I think they're evolving, guys. I need to get more ammo. Our spies have hidden vehicles and weapons across the castle. Look around and you will find them. Wait, what? What's this? Wait, what's this? You foreigners brought guns to Japan. With these magical devices we'll hold up to pick... Wait. Oh my god. Oh now I've got two guns. Holy shit. I got two swords.

We will destroy the tequita plan. Move this away. Wait, where my cargo? Okay. Okay, I'm going in. Okay, I gotta go in through here. Give me a minute. I'm gonna make it.

Okay. All right. Okay, give me a minute. I can't... Bro, I can't... It's like these fucking... Bro. Okay.

Where are they? You may wield a sword, but you will never... Well, that was easy. He just dies in one hit. Okay, he's dead now. Now I should be able to drive past him, right? Fuck.

I'm on this edge. Give me a minute. Fuck! There's another one? Give me a minute. Okay, all right, we're good. The other door? Of course.

Why didn't I think of that? Okay, they're all dead. dead now, right? Okay, great. Amazing. All right, let's go. I have to destroy a bunch of Japanese things. Don't forget to destroy Japanese things to open the next game. Wait, okay, okay, all right, I have to destroy... Wait a minute. Let me get my shotgun out. Fights as one. Shinsen's war gun does not bow to strangers. That was easy.

Nice! Okay, so let me destroy some stuff. Okay, where do I destroy? Oh, oh, here we go. Here we go. I go over here. Oh, wait, where do I? Okay, all right, all right.

I think this is working, right? Oh, oh, these guns are really good. Oh, these guns are way better than the other guns. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, they got even more of them coming at me. How's mad. One can. You're goddamn right. Okay. Jesus, they just keep coming. Wait, where are the things I need to destroy?

But your ancestors do not watch over you. Where? Shit, where do I go? The door? Let's test your limits. No, it doesn't work. That was a good idea. I can't kill the fruits. But that's only two. I have to destroy a hundred of them. I can run all those guys over. That's great. It's at the beginning. Okay, let's go back to the beginning. No. Okay, give me a minute. All right. All right, we're gonna go back to the beginning and run everybody over over there. So there's apparently a bunch of... Oh, bro, we're gonna fuck.

The best time to face your enemies and draw blood. What? Kill everyone in your path, my black angel. What the fuck? Are you kidding me? I thought this is supposed to be a quadruple-A game. What happened? Okay, all right, let me destroy everything now.

Okay. Okay. There we go. All right, all right. We're going to fuck these bananas up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Okay, perfect. Look at all these dead bananas. Okay, we're at 39 so far. We're going to move up to 40. There we go. There we go. 44? Oh, yeah.

We're farming now. This is what it's all about. Okay. I hope I have enough. I only have 47. Okay, um, 52, 53. Try the gun. Okay, give me a minute.

Let me... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is a lot of bananas in here. Okay. Seventy-five? Just for knocking over two things... Oh, wow. Oh, oh, bro. Look around and you will find them.

Gotcha, bitch. Okay. Now we're gonna do it the right way. I didn't know where the hell those guys were. All right, now we get the big one. You foreigners brought guns to Japan. Perfect. Let's fucking do this. Shit! The tequita can are power, our clan are powerful. Okay, all right, how many do I have to kill? 16, I have to kill like 16 or something like that. All right, all right, let's do this. Got him? I killed him so hard. He despond. I'm like a sniper, bro. This is what really happened, by the way. Okay, I'm halfway done. I feel like this is taking me way longer than it needed to. Because I fucked up the beginning of it a lot. It's historically accurate. Yeah. Okay. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Okay, one more wave. Got him. Got him. All right, two more. Got it. There's one more. One more.

This guy's trying to sneak up on me Doing that ninja shit Uh-uh, not today bitch Okay, now we're running Continue Kuntan All will bow to the Oda clan Destiny calls

I am Okabe Motenobu You are not welcome here in my castle Damn Okay, I'm gonna save that for the boss Okay, let me destroy I have to destroy a bunch of Japanese things In order to get to the next level, okay? Let me do that right now

Okay. Okay, we're at 22 things so far. That's really good. Okay. Oh, wow. I'm already almost done. Oh, we got the bullet time going on here too. Let me reload. Not today, bitch. Okay, let's go. Okay. Easiest game of my fucking life. Finally, I'm starting to get the hang of this game. I'm becoming a better player in front of your eyes. I'm becoming a samurai warrior. Uh-oh. One more? Combat Evolved? Yeah, true.

Wait, oh, I know what to do here. I know what to do here. Wait, what? Oh, okay. You want to take my castle. Are you ready for my challenges? Wait. Oh, fuck.

And there's no car? Shit. All right, give me a minute. Get up! Get up, bitch. Why are they laughing at me? Alright, let's fucking do this. There it is.

That's right. Okay, we gotta use katana here. Okay. Show me your resolve. All right. All right, we got the health back. Show me your resolve. Or dying-lid-old.

Got him. What? Let's test your limit. Shit. Foreigner. I only have four shots left. We got to use the katana on him. Got them.

Okay, we got two more guys left. Okay, let's do this. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay.

All right, we got one down. I have to be a war ward. I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, all right, we're fine, everything's okay. I didn't get any ammo out of that though. No! Nice, nice, I made it, I made it, I made it.

Next area. Okay, let's go. Wait. Oh shit! A UMP? Okay, let's do this. Boom bitch. Look, nuisance streamers.

Kill them all. Give them a minute. I'm trying to get all the credit. Wait. Is this what I think it is? No way. Oh my god. Okay, uh, let's see.

I'll destroy the rest of these. Okay, there we go. That's good. Okay, all the bananas are dead. Bro, I did not do anything. Got them. Okay, we killed everybody. Perfect. Let's go. go. All right, we gotta go up here. This is the right way. Next. Okay. It's like Squid game.

I watch this. I watch this. Holy shit. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I didn't know it was going to be that rough. Damn. No mercy? Yeah, I only lost a minute of time. It's not a big deal. Okay He's grabbing my camera Nucin streamers Kill them all Okay we're gonna kill all these guys

Perfect Wait is there something behind here No I got excited for a minute there Okay now we have to destroy 100 Japanese things Give me a minute Okay we're gonna do it the right way

There we go Okay great All right perfect 84 85 Oh wow Bro, I'm throwing this shit around. Okay, perfect. It's done.

Okay. Don't do it. It's too late. Fucking got him. Crisis averted. Let's go. Okay. I've got to be smart and I've got to be good.

I'm stressed. I'm really stressed. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think it's going faster. Bro, I actually think it's going faster. I'm not even kidding you.

Bro. Bro. Are you kidding me? This is ridiculous. Did I make it? I think I made it. Boys! Boys, we did it! Holy shit, we fucking did it.

Okay, fuck yeah. All right, now... Oh, my God. Okay, well, let's just jump down. Oh, shit. Oh, wait a second. Okay. We're gonna kill all these guys first, okay?

Chad, is this real? Okay, all right, let's do this. Wow! We'll get the bamboo physics. Wait a second. Okay, we gotta kill all these guys. Okay, we made it, we made it. Now where do we go?

You foreign has brought guns to Japan. With these magical devices we will destroy- Oh shit, I see now, I see. I know where to go. Okay. They don't want me a ticket. No. Be quiet.

I'm running, I'm running. I'm gonna make it easy this time, by the way. Yeah, this one's gonna be super easy. That was a little bit too tight. Winners win. Easiest game on my fucking life. Okay, there we go. Let's do this.

All right, we're on our way. Oh, fuck. Here they come. Here they come. I got it. I'm killing them all. That's right. Okay.

Yes. All right, we made it. Okay, all right, let's go. Traffic. What do you mean by traffic? Okay. Okay. This should be fine, right? I'll be okay. Okay. I didn't know I was gonna happen. Okay, let's do it. Okay, I remember I did this is in a game. I played before. I know how to do this. I'm in max it. Got him. All right, what's up pussy? The fuck out of here. Suck a dick. Got him. Fucking got him. All right. Winners win. But we got ourselves a bike. Let me get all we get all the

guys together. I'm gonna get... Oh no. Okay. One more. Let me kill this guy real quick too. The music's good. Dick shot? Boom, bitch. Okay.

Maybe I go this way? I can't. I can't. Fuck. Where's my bike? Okay. Okay, I've been here before. It's okay. I can do this.

I understand. that you might think that I'm playing badly, this shit is unironically hard. It's actually, it's actually hard. I'm being serious. I'm being serious. Like, controlling this bike, guys, I'm going to make it, okay?

It just, just be patient. God, I wish I had the fucking car. Let's go again. All right, we're gonna, we're gonna do this. I made it, I made it, I made it. Okay. Wait, I have the UNP still? Oh, fuck yeah.

Shit. Okay, let's kill these guys. Oh yeah, they're so dead. Where's my bike? Wait. Okay, I made it. I made it. I don't think I need the bike anymore. Okay, good. They're exploding deer. I didn't know that Fuck. Okay, now I do though. Focus, focus. Focus. Hose mad. Hose mad. Okay, we have to destroy everything that's Japanese here. Give me a minute. Okay, all that's done. Okay, 45, 50. Oh yeah, this is gonna be super easy. Oh wow. Okay, what an easy game. Now what? Contine up to the castle. Okay, let's do that. The castle. Shit. Is this it? What happened to the music? Did I kill him too fast and it ended the music? I'm assuming the next time a song is supposed to be played, it will reset the music. It's silence. Oh, this is up at the top too. We'll get it.

this. Okay, they're dead. I got to stay 100% focus here. Okay, I got to use another gun. Got him, got him, got him, that's one down. Okay. Fuck, how'd I miss? Got him?

All right, one more. Got him. You are not samurai. Nice. Nice. Yes. Okay. Does there be any more ammo?

There do not be. Let's go. Who's this? Oh, that's the girl. Yasuke, the gate is locked. We need to find another way. Climb on the roof and find a way in. We will meet inside.

Let's go. I can do this. There it is. There it is. Easy game. Easy fucking game. Where do I have to go? Maybe I have to go up there.

I'm going to try and go up there. Maybe this is the right answer. Is this it? It looks like this is not it. Oh, it's got to be up here. This is it. I feel like this is like in Sekiro, where you're about to fight Kanichiro?

Yeah. It wouldn't have been placed here if it wasn't the right way. There it is. There it is. There it is. Wait. But I didn't destroy any Japanese things. I didn't even see any of it.

What? Where are they? Maybe they're behind here. The lion statues? Okay. Okay. There's nothing here. Snipe them? Okay.

Do I have enough ammo with my sniper? No, I don't. No, I... Shit. Fuck, man. This is bad. This is real bad. Oh, no.

I've got to go back down. I do. But I didn't see anything to destroy. Maybe it's over here. Yeah, there was nothing here. Fuck, man. What? Okay, so I can't destroy these statues, right?

No, I can't. Okay, let me look around. We're going to look around. We're going to give this one more shot, okay, guys? Okay. You guys see, there's no, there's none of these here. Okay? Okay.

The statues tricked us. Yes, I know. It was a good idea, gentlemen, but that was not the solution. Bro, I didn't see that. Oh my god, they were hiding. Okay, alright, let's do this. Now we gotta fight the three generals. Maybe I should use the shotgun on them.

I got it, I got it, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, Oh, this is good. Oh, this is really good. I'm popping off. I missed. I missed. I missed. I hit.

Okay. Got him. Okay. All right. Now, now everything is fucking fine. Okay, guys, we had a little bit of hiccups there.

The gate is locked. We need to find another way. Climb on the roof and find a way in. We will meet inside. Let's do this. All right. Over this way. Is this Assassin's Creed Shadows?

Yeah. Yep. This is it. This is the new one. Okay, where do we go now? Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right, up here. I almost got lost. Okay, over to this way.

Good. There it is. Shut up. Mistakes happen, okay, guys. All right. This is me. Head inside. Oh, I'm in there.

The chickens are coming home to roost. The chick. These are the samurai. I got to fight them. Okay. All right. No problem, gentlemen. We killed everybody.

Let's do this. Next, we gotta destroy everything, okay? Fuck, I got knocked down. Come on, get up. Can I get on this car? Yes, I can. I can. Get up, get up.

Okay.com. Shit. Give me a minute. Nice. Okay, let me get back on my car. I'll push it over. That's a good idea. Okay, I gotta push up some more.

Okay, I took damage there. That was really bad. I gotta go by myself. I have to go by myself. For the Takeda Klan. Nice. And I get my health back. The Takeda are unbreakable. Apparently not, bitch.

Let's go. Let's go. Shit. Shit! Okay, we gotta get the big gun. Okay. There we go. There we go. Winners win. Easiest game of my motherfucking life. That's right. That's right. Ooh.

Ooh, we got another one. Let's do it. Wait. Shit. Okay. Foreigner. No. Chickens are coming home to roost. Are you kidding me? Okay, I'll give this one more try.

Okay, he's dead. We're not getting, we're never getting in another car again, okay? Yeah, we're not doing that again. That was a big mistake. Let's go down here. Wait, do you guys think maybe the play is to just run? Why don't we just run? Fuck it, let's just run.

Yeah, we roach out. Okay. It's okay. It's all right. It's fine. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I didn't know what was gonna happen.

I didn't know what was gonna happen. We're roachin. We're roachin. We're roachin. I'm gonna make it. It's okay. Let's get some ammo. Oh, it's a lot of ammo.

Ah, the foreigner arrives. I am so sorry. Yaske, I failed you. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. What about you? Did Nobunanga send you? A foreigner. Show me what you.

Show me what you are made of. Foreign warrior. Okay, let's kill him. Okay, I killed the other guys. Okay, tap help. This is going really well. This is amazing. Oh, yeah, I went, I went.

Oh, yeah, I went. Tocatengen castle is mine. Come on. today become a mighty warrior Yaske. It was an honor to fight you, samurai. Fuck yeah. That's right. Next. What? Work, Yaske. Now we can unite all of Japan. That's Oda Nobunaga? Oh shit. That's serious. All right, let's... I died more in this game than I did in an Assassin's Creed Shadows.

This game unironically has harder platforming than Assassin's Creed Shadows. I'm not even kidding. Wow. What a game. Did this change your life? It certainly changed something, didn't it? Wow. The sequel?

Yeah, well, this is where he goes to, maybe he goes to Korea to save them too. Yeah, this is the way, uh, this is the way the game was supposed to be. Honest rating 1 at 10 I don't know I'd say it's probably about 7 you know

6 or 7 or so yeah about that 10 out 10 yeah obviously right man this is crazy did you guys have fun if you guys like it

yes oh my god This is so fucking stupid Man It's above the assassin's greed That's crazy Wow Oh man

That's amazing I can't believe it Because I know I know it's a joke But man it's fucking funny Oh my God You're doing God's work I'm doing somebody's work

I'll tell you that Wow Well That was fun How about that That was funny That was a good time I enjoyed it

Music's unironately amazing Yeah it's actually good right That's so fucking funny Wow It's worth more Nacy Shadows Maybe I just

This is This is fucking funny. Man. We had a good time. We had fun. The music's 100% AI generated. Of course it is. The whole thing, the whole game is AI generated. Yeah.

So anyway, guys, we had a good time today on the stream. Had a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed the show. Read the Steam reviews. That's a good idea. Reviews. Something tells me this game will not provide a scandal in the Japanese government. It's pretty good, but held back by its small budget.

A game so good that Ubisoft copied it. What a masterpiece. Worth the $8. The moment this game gave me Sig Sauser 226 and told me to attack the Decatur clan, I got a flashback to my history lesson about 16th century Japan. Redefining Quadruplea games. I was skeptical at first. I even purchased some other game mistaking it for this one. I think steam must have accidentally swapped the names. As a Japanese citizen, I can assure you this game depicts nothing but only truths regarding the mighty samurai of Japan's feudal age.

We have all seen samurai wielding guns, riding bicycles, driving cars. None of them are historically inaccurate. And if you find anyone who criticizes this game for being inaccurate, report them to the DEI team and they will be sued. 10 out of 10 game. This is 100 times better than Assassin's Creed Shadows and more historically accurate.

The soundtrack is on point. The graphics are amazing. I don't even know what is reality anymore. Also, the combat system is 10 out of 10 and there are no battle passes or micro-transactions. Definitely need more games like this. It's the future. This may be the most accurate games set in Japan

made outside of Japan. I can't wait to wait. finish this game. Better than Assassin's Creed Shadow and historically accurate. Johnny Somali's ancestor story with Bangor BGM. More fun and at least historically accurate than the other Yusukee game. Pros, you can jump. Souls like, if you lose, you start from the beginning.

You learn how to move and then you learn how to steal a bicycle. And then you get a gun to shoot Japanese people. 10 to 10, would Yusuke again? based on the historical research by the associate professor Thomas Lockley. Wow. What a fucking game. What a fucking time. Stream enemies were hilarious.

I think that was probably my... Actually, I like the where you're, like, doing the music, I think that actually was probably the best part. Like, now that I think about it, I think that probably was the best part of the whole thing. But the other parts were also really good, too. I had fun, man. It really was funny. I enjoyed it. And it was good, man. Kazan tomorrow. Yeah, we're doing Kazan tomorrow. First berser Kazan. So I'm going to take a break. I'm going to chill out. I got a bit of a headache. So I'm going to lay down for a little while. And I will be back on tomorrow. And we are going to do the first berserker Kazan. I'm pretty excited. And we'll go ahead and do that then. So thank you guys all very much. I appreciate it. Early access is in 14 hours. Yeah, that's more than enough. for me. So anyway, gentlemen, until next time, boys. Peace. See ya.