Asmongold TV - I'm back to my favorite game.. | Asmongold

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm going to be honest, bro. Like, I went live today for one fucking reason. It's to play this game. Like, I, like, I played this shit yesterday, or not yesterday before. And, like, we went, we went in on this game. Like, game of the year, it's in my opinion right now as game of the year. Like, I am so into this game. I've been having so much fun playing this game.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Like, yeah, that was it. This game is peak cinema. Do you think it's game of the year? No, I don't think it's game of the year. I know it's game of the year. It's going to be game of the year 100%. like there's no way it loses like I think that
Starting point is 00:00:33 so the reason why I think it's going to be game of the year is because so if I compare this and you know you think about it you compare it with obviously Death Stranding 2 right I think that's going to be another really big contender I think that this is going to come out ahead one of the big reasons why is because of what it represents
Starting point is 00:00:56 for the gaming industry It is a new version of turn-based combat that was used previously, but it was never really done properly. That's number one. Number two, it was a tiny studio that made this game, which defied every expectation and assumption that people had with game development. And number three, there's no part of this game that's bad. There's nothing about it that's like, you know, for example, like there are some things, like Final Fantasy 16, for example, right? Like, the exploration was really bad and the RPG elements were really bad. But with this game, that's not the case.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Like, every part of this, and also it's cheap too. That's another great example. It's $50. That's a better point than what I was making, actually. It's a $50 game. So, cheap game, small studio defies all expectations inside of a genre that makes a synthesis between two very popular genres in a way that's popular and it does really well. Now, I'm going to be honest, guys.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm really worried that I'm going to be bad today. Because I played Doom yesterday, and the parry window for Doom was so big that I don't know if I'm going to be able to parry at all today. Like, I actually had to, and I had to quit playing Assassin's Creed Shadows because of how fucking easy, the, uh,
Starting point is 00:02:27 because of how fucking easy, you know what the other thing I wanted to do was before I do any of this, I wanted to go back and kill that big fat dick sucker Do you remember the big fat dick sucker on the original island? Yeah, I want to go kill him real quick and do that makes sense? Yeah, exactly, right? The side hoe?
Starting point is 00:02:47 Yeah, maybe we're going to just move around. Yeah, you can fuck him up? Yeah, I will. It's going to be no problem now. So have you quit Doom because it sucks? I didn't quit Doom because it sucked. I started playing this game because it's better. It's a little bit different, right?
Starting point is 00:03:03 Like, I don't think Doom sucks. I just really want to play this game. I'm gonna go back and I want to go kill that cockboy. A peri god lives within you. Yeah, but we've got to reawaken him. What the fuck? Ogg! Who the fuck is Sprog? Why does he have three turns?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Okay, let's do a marking shot. Okay. I think we're gonna go somewhere else. Yep, we're gonna go somewhere else. Um, I don't think we're ready for him. yet. Uh, he does too much damage. He's a little bit too strong for us. Let's go over here. I don't think so either. Yeah, just really, really bad time there, huh? Okay, it was this guy over this way, I'm pretty sure. And he was right over, I think he was right over here. No? Where the hell was he?
Starting point is 00:04:57 I'm getting lost. Maybe it was this way. Yeah, it was this way. I'm actually going to explore. around and see what else is in the world he's killable you just have to not get hit for two hours yeah for sure yeah i i i can definitely do that all right now we're going to kill this dick sucker god gamer that's right okay okay um why am i not able to pop this thing uh i don't know why i wasn't able to um I miss I missed okay get them out of here all right now we big dick them yes yes get him out of here okay and for this uh we'll go ahead and we'll do let's do marking shot as well nice and then for her let's go ahead and do um As much as I want to do mayhem, I feel like it's not really the right option right now.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I think we're just going to emulate him. Yeah, let's just emulate him. 3,000, it's not bad. He ate verso. That's kind of bad. Okay. All right, now let's go ahead and we'll do... We'll do emulation again.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Yep, it's fine. Okay, and then we'll do pierce. Nice. All right. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, guys. Everything's okay, she's got 12 health. That's all I need. Okay, um, I'm just gonna emulation again.
Starting point is 00:07:47 It doesn't matter. Okay. Swift strike again. Um, maybe I could do rain of fire. Yeah, I'm gonna do rain of fire. I've never used this ability before. Okay. Pairying everything.
Starting point is 00:08:30 just rest her up again. And we're going to go ahead and just rest her. We're going to shoot him. That way, we get a stain. Nice. I'm going to parry these. Nice. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Swift stride. Nice. And now we may ham him? Oh, it's going to break them. Yes. Jesus. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's getting omega-dict. Okay. Um, you guys will see why I'm doing that. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Now we big dick him. Oh. Oh. There it is. Eat him again. See what happens.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Oh, he's not even going to eat him again. Okay. Nice. Okay, he's got one point. Can you anything with one point? No. Let's see. All right, so I'm going to give him, I'm going to use him. I'm going to shoot once. Might as well, because he's going to get eaten anyway. And they're going to use items. Or wait, use W.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Wait, items. There we go. Okay, good. And then we're going to give five AP to, um, yeah, lose. There we go. Okay, good. And, yeah. Now we do mayhem again.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Big dick mayhem. I fucked up there. That's okay. Nice. He's gonna eat her? Doesn't matter. Nobody cares. Literally nobody cares. Okay. I'm debating what to do here.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I actually don't know what to do here. I'm gonna try to do assault zero. I've never used this before. It's the way it goes. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. There it is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yes. Fucking got his bitch ass. There it is. See, I told you guys we get him. Holy fuck, man. All right. Is there anything behind this? Let me see if there is.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Um, ooh, here's something maybe. Interesting. What is it? What's so interesting about it? What did I get? Burgeon on skin. Okay, great. Oh, who's this? Oh, is this who I think it is?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yes. We're gonna go turn him in. The Healing Perry? Yeah, Healing Perry is fucking insane. I'm gonna put that on, but... Like, I was actually expecting the other attack to do more damage, like Verso's big attack, but it just didn't. That's okay, though.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Okay, so... I feel like we did everything on this island, right? Like, we cleared everything here. Except for maybe, like, we did everything here, right? No, fuck no. Which one did we not do? Bad Burgeon Cave? What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:15:00 Let me see. Let me move away here. Not even close. There's a gestural arena. Oh, I'm not ready for that. Yeah, I'm not strong enough to do that. So what about like over here? What happens if I just go to an island over here and just...
Starting point is 00:15:27 That's a big boy. What? What? I'm gonna hit him. Why does he have so much health? What the fuck? Okay. Um...
Starting point is 00:16:33 Ah, geez, I don't know what to do. He's a boss? Yeah, he is. Okay, I'm gonna see if I can kill this other guy. It didn't even matter. Fuck. Okay. Um, we're gonna do wildfire then.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Watch out, my hell. Bro. Bro. Bro. It's fine. We're gonna do it. Oh! I didn't know he was going to do that last attack.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Not impressed. Okay? All right, all we gotta do is just keep, we're just gonna play better. And we're gonna beat him, all right? Nice. We're gonna parry every one of these. Okay, to be fair, we didn't we didn't mess every single one of them up okay. I think that's pretty good That was pretty good. All right. I can do this. I can beat his ass
Starting point is 00:18:37 Big dick damage. Yes, okay? Perry everything. He's still not dead. We are still in the game boys. We are still in the game. Oh well Nice to see see I told you guys we're gonna keep doing it We can do this. Okay, um Let's do this Yes, all right Yes Five hits five hits five paris We're not dying
Starting point is 00:20:24 Well I'm gonna just I'm gonna just go all in I'm gonna just go all in on them if I can't beat him I don't It's not even if I die I die. Oh, I can't do it. I can't do it. This guy's way harder. This is no joke. Came early? Yeah. No, I can't know. I mean you can you can beat him. It's just it's gonna be hard to do. He's very beefy. Yeah. Not even half healthy. Yeah, exactly. You're not even half.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Like fuck that. We're not gonna try that at all. The Meadows. What the fuck are the meadows? have I been here before a painted what have we here what the fuck is this it it looks like that's it
Starting point is 00:21:33 that's it okay good I didn't want to miss anything okay it's a small area no that's fine I mean if I had sold him with that one guy
Starting point is 00:21:49 that would have been crazy right I mean it didn't happen it did not happen but like it would have been crazy if it did happen though. Okay, let's go down this way. Go ahead CO? Yeah, why? So I could just fuck that one up too? Oh my... Oh my god. What the fuck? Damn. This place is huge.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Holy shit. Look at this. What about this? Okay? I'm just gonna trust it. Yep, it says danger. I'm gonna trust that they're right. Yep. It says danger, that means it's dangerous. Huge experience farm there? For sure. What the hell is this?
Starting point is 00:23:12 He can't go underwater yet. Oh, oh, I didn't even know you could do that. Yeah, he said, no. Experience farm for the enemies? Maybe I could try that, yeah. Okay, what's this? This is just more cosmetics. Now we'll go in this way.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Stonewave Cliffs Cave What the fuck is this? Pepe laugh again Guys, guys, no No more Pepe laughing I thought was a big guy over there Okay, let me rest Number one, let me upgrade abilities, number two
Starting point is 00:24:16 Okay, so we're gonna put three points into might for her And then for him, nine, he has nine points I'm thinking we give him a lot of agility How are we feeling about agility for him? Yeah, let's give him agility because that's a C rank anyway. Okay, and then for Mayo, we're going to give her luck as well. Okay, and then for skills, there's nothing really that I'm doing with them right now. Seven points.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I'm very happy with like where he's at right now. I could probably use berserk slash because like if he dies or something like that. But, oh, it does. is health. Hmm. That one is O.P. You think Berserk slash is OP? Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Well, I guess I might as well just get it, right? Very high single target light damage. That's pretty good too. Your one shot anyway? Yeah, exactly, right? That's what I was thinking. And then for this, I feel like sword ballet is really good,
Starting point is 00:25:44 but it's better to stay in virtuoso stance all the time. So logically, the only time, that I would really need to do this. I think it would be better for me to focus on fire damage. Meso Forte? Which one is that? Oh, this one here. Sword ballet is super good. I'm just trying to think about this.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Okay, we're gonna go with it. Because I'm thinking that, so five hits, the other thing with Flore-flurry is that I'm already damage capping, right? And so, like, that's the other reason why I'm thinking, maybe I should try something different. something different. Okay, and then so for Verso, um, I feel like I'm using all of his skills right now, but if anything, I could just, I could replace berserk slash with Assault Zero. Like, I feel like Assault Zero kind of sucks. With leadership? No, I think leadership is really good.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Yeah, we're going to start with this. And then his weapon. That's a really good weapon. Like, I probably should upgrade their weapons. Let me see what's her weapon. So her weapon is nine and hers is 9. Okay, well, we're not going to worry about it too much, then. Male, level 10 weapon is good with burn. Yeah, I don't have level 10. And what the fuck? This is like a side zone too. This area looks crazy. What's this? I'm looking, bro, you know what I'm trying to get? I'm trying to get that level 10
Starting point is 00:28:02 weapon, bro. Like, as soon as they get that level 10 weapon, it's going to change my life. What's this? Another one of those, too. That's really good. And that's the big boy. We got to watch out for him. Go back? Wait, what? Go back. Wait, can I open this door?
Starting point is 00:28:30 No, there's no way, right? Yeah, no, I'm chilling. Y'all stressing me out. Okay. Let's go through here. We'll look around. Make sure we don't miss anything on the way over. Oh!
Starting point is 00:29:11 That's one? Um, two? Where's number three? I'm gonna find it. There it is. This is my left. Level 10 weapon upgrade. It's not.
Starting point is 00:29:41 That's insanely fucking good, though. That's crazy fucking good. That's literally like an extra overworld heel, like an S-DIS flash shard. Okay, so how the fuck do I get over to this boss? Let me see. Oh, it must be this way. This has got to be it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Just big dick on him. Just big dick on them. Big dick on him. Big dick on him, it's easy. Chromatic cockass. Oh, his crystal. I'm not sure really how this works. Yeah, it, no, it didn't work.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Shoot it? No, it doesn't work. Like, that's what I thought too. Keep shooting? I'm a fucking idiot. Why am I listening to this? Oh, oh, oh, shit! Oh, and now I can do the berserk. No, I can't, I'll have any points.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Okay, uh, let's do, uh, a, Okay, we're gonna do an auto attack. Okay. No mistake. Bro, that bait? Guys, I don't think so I don't think things are looking very good for me right now. This is not this is not working good at all. I need to just practice my abilities. Okay, that's fine. It's fine. I'll try it again. It's okay. Mistakes happen. See now, now I know what to do, right? Male shield break is important here? Yes, it seems that way. That's okay. Now we can beat him. We know exactly what we know what his tricks are.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Oh, I see. Okay. This guy's easy. Yeah, it's just a lot of the bosses have like these feints where like they'll attack and it like baits you into doing something. And then it's like, oh, actually no, that's not what he's doing. Like I probably should get into the habit of dodging and then parrying. But like, it's like an ego thing and I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Which is stupid, but like, I'm just telling you the truth. Okay. I just don't know how to handle this. I just, I, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I just have to play better anyway. None of this matters. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Um, nice. Okay, she's got six of them. Uh, got him. I have a plan. I actually don't have a plan. Nice. Okay, and now we mayhem him? Jesus!
Starting point is 00:35:52 Huge fucking dead... Wait, is he actually just dead? Not quite. Ready to evade. Okay. We can revive her. Let's go again. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Watch this. Watch this. Fucking deleted. Um... Danger. No ego. No ego. No ego.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Kill it! Break it! Die bitch! Die bitch! Die bitch! Fuck! We got his ass! Oh, we got his ass! That's a big dick energizing and revive. That's huge!
Starting point is 00:39:27 Holy shit, that's big! Interesting. What a good day to be me! What a great day to be me! Theoretically of the 54th. We're born into social, contract the terms of which are preset we can neither negotiate nor decline our very first breath i'm feeling like a winner i had to swallow my pride though with that parry
Starting point is 00:39:56 before we even understand what it is that we're born into we're bound lumiere operates a certain way it favors a certain group and a certain outcome i didn't know that big attack that's so much damage at the end though that was crazy Push too hard to change things and you just might end up on the next expedition Oh So nothing ever changes They just send us out to die dissenters and the status quo continues
Starting point is 00:40:27 At least out here I don't have to pretend anymore Damn Oh fuck I thought I was over I did everything here right Like I got all the things I did all the stuff I think I'm going to put more points in too, by the way. Like, how are we feeling about putting more points in? Because, like, I, I feel like I should camp now. Because, like, now, like, I need more. Agi for Verso. Yeah, yeah. Because, like,
Starting point is 00:41:02 so my plan with Verso is I'm just going to build him to use that Stars attack. Because I feel like that Star's attack is fucking OP. Okay, Expedition Resources. Let's check all those. Okay, we have these. All right, so cover of Luminos. We're going to do eight for each one, okay? one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I think that was eight, right? There should be two more, yeah, that's good. Oops, I gave her too many. CL?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Why would I need her? Why don't I need that dumb bitch? I don't need her. I'm debating, like, so for his weapon, like, what are we thinking about for this weapon? Should I upgrade this weapon? I think I think I think? No. You'll get a better weapon.
Starting point is 00:41:59 one. How many upgrade tokens do I have though, right? I mean, like, who gives a fuck? Like, I mean, I have 21. Like, I might as well just do it because, like, there's nothing else I'm going to do anyway, right? Like, and I'm going to farm these out, and it doesn't even matter. Yeah, no, it would be stupid not to do this. Like, I mean, I still have 13 left. Okay, now I want to go over here and SOS power. Okay, literally nobody cares about this. So we're going to get rid of this. And we're going to get... I forgot what I was doing.
Starting point is 00:42:55 On death, apply AP to allies. I probably should use that. Energizing, revive. He dies a lot. On applying shell, that doesn't really matter. Plus 1 AP on Perry, but damage received is doubled. 50% health on killing. I thought said back shots.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Breaking shots. What was the one I just got? heal tent energy. Healing tents also give one AP. I don't think that's really that valuable. Am I crazy for thinking it's not that valuable? I think, yeah, let's get healing Perry. That's the one we should get.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Where's my good healing pairing? Because that one said it's level five, but didn't I get one that was better? Energizing Perry. Let's just get that. Fuck it. Yeah, one AP. That one's obviously better anyway.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Okay, so this is obviously really good. Good. Okay, we're going to keep these for now. And for Lune, I think we're going to get rid of her auto show. It doesn't really matter. So we're going to get rid of that. And we're going to give her also, or we'll cancel. I think maybe energizing start. I think that would be a really good idea. And then I'm just really deciding on this. Confident pick that was OP. This one? Yeah, that one's also. also really good too. You're right. I probably should use that. And I could also do energizing. Can I stack energizing starts where like both of them are active at the same time? Yes. That's insane. Okay. Well, we're going to do that. And then we can do her luminous as well. So she has 17 points. Wait, so I could give her three additional AP at the beginning. Holy shit. Okay. We're going to get that. Yeah, I feel like that's just, it's obviously. the right play right i mean it just it is and so for versao as well i think we should do the same thing
Starting point is 00:46:30 yeah we give him ap as well and then i want to keep defenseless i'm just debating if there's anything else that has any value here at all after a free name free aim hit base damage is increased by 50 uh i don't know really if any of these are going to have value but if any of them low it'll be this one let's go ahead and go with that and then for lunae we've got uh i feel like her break damage would be really good too apply burn on hitting a marked enemy like because she's doing the break attacks anyway and burning mark doesn't matter cleansing tent doesn't matter and powering attack doesn't matter base attack this is this doesn't matter augmented attack base attack doesn't matter versatile like maybe this would be good cleansing tent as well i i don't think that really matters let's do sOS
Starting point is 00:48:09 power because i'm like always playing on defense and so i think that's a smart thing to do and then for these i i'm not really seeing any changes really to be made with these okay i'm feeling very cute right now take off roulette i'm not ready to take off roulette i'm not ready to take take off roulette. Yeah, I'm close to being ready, but I'm not ready. Okay, now let's go back. We're going to go to the main area that we were at before. Because I've built up some more confidence now. What the fuck is this? I don't even know what this is. Oh, okay. Um, he did. Okay. I got really lucky there, actually. Jesus, he got destroyed. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Oh, I did a lot of damage. Wait, so now I can just fully pop off on him? Oh, shit. Jesus. That's right. Okay. Um, let me give it to her. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Watch this. Watch this. He dead. Oh, he's super dead. He big dead. He's done. That's it. Confident.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Wait, I leveled up a weapon to level 10? Wow. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Now we're making some real progress. Now what the hell is this place over here? This is another gestural area. I don't know if I want to do that. What does this even say? Gestural Beach. I already did one of these areas. I'm not going to do this area right now.
Starting point is 00:51:56 The parkour area? Yeah, I'm not ready to do that right now. Okay, where do I? Okay, I need to go here. And this shouldn't be important. But what's this? Okay. We're just not going to go over there. Yep, we're just not going over there.
Starting point is 00:52:27 It says it's danger. That means it's danger. We're just not going to do it. Let's move. Okay. So I feel like we really, uh, I feel like we really did well there. I'm gonna be real. Like, I think we did.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Like, we didn't kill that one fat bitch, but other than that, like, I think things went really well. I'm happy. Lune is half health. Who cares? I guess, you know what? Let me just full heal her anyway. A lot of upgrades.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Yeah, we got a lot of upgrades. We made a lot of progress. And like, I wanted to do that a little bit. Upgrade attributes. Oh, they leveled up too. Okay, well, that's even better. I'm going to give her more points into that. And I'm going to give him more points into agility.
Starting point is 00:53:30 And then we're going to give her more points into agility. And then we're going to give her more points into her. damage. I probably should give her more points into agility too, but I'm not going to do that right now. And this one I'm still like I'm still like kind of unsure about. Like I could get defiant strike. I feel like I'm not even really using berserk slash. Right now I'm just going to hold on to these because I don't only have a plan right now. I'm going to be honest. I just don't. So fire rage, increasingly high fire damage to every turn until she reaches damage. Okay, so I'm going to I'm going to probably get this next.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Because I've been burning, I've been building her into fire. Oops, let me go around. It's his best attack, though. I'm going to try and skip some of these. I already did a lot of these before. Fast travel, can you do that? Uh-oh. At the flag?
Starting point is 00:54:56 Oh, I didn't even know you could do that. Okay, well, I'm already not at the flag anymore. So whenever I get to the flag again, I'll do that. Go around this guy. Shit! No bitch! No bitch! No bitch! Oh, I shouldn't have done that. Wow!
Starting point is 00:55:58 Okay, there we go. Doing decent. Tried Berserk. I wasn't low enough health. Okay, so you can fast travel? Oh, I see. I didn't even realize that. Okay. So let's go this way then. There should be one more in this area. I gotta look around. Okay, so this should be it.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Let me go ahead and get this one, then I'm gonna rest and move on. And so it begins. Um, I guess we'll go this one. I see, I see what that is. Yep, super simple. This is my level 10 weapon. It's not. Oh, what's this?
Starting point is 00:57:34 I thought that was a bad guy. Expedition 57, Carla. These siege engines seemed much more powerful in Lumier. but on this battlefield next to all these broken bodies staring at the true size of the monolith I feel despair I dare not show my true feelings as commander I cannot yield to fear but I can't help but wonder is pressing forward the correct course of action Our lives are forfeit anyway, but is there perhaps a better way to spend such precious coin Damn so she trying to roach out She don't want to deal with any of that bullshit
Starting point is 00:58:20 Okay, so this is probably the path forward So I'm gonna go the other way first Actually, is there something behind this? This seems like the area where there'd be something behind this area Okay, there's not But it was worth a try What the fuck? What's up, bitch?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Yeah, we go. Trade? I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them right now. I'mma beat the fucking shit out of him. I'm gonna put them in the bird. Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:59:27 Bro, these delays. These delays should be illegal. Okay. Powerful, that was intended? That's right. I did that on purpose. I don't want to part of my secret stash, but you dueled me good. I did that.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah, I did all this on purpose. Obscure. Nobody cares about this. Nobody cares about that. Nobody cares about this. Okay, we want three of these. Inverted affinity. Apply inverted on itself for three turns.
Starting point is 01:00:07 I don't know what the fuck that is. Apply inverted on self for three turns on Battle Start 50%. Wait, that's insane. That's fucking disgusting, right? Is this what I think it is? You can't heal? They never heal anyway. Who cares?
Starting point is 01:00:38 Okay. Healing skills cost one less AP. I'm realistically never going to use this. So I don't really see the point in buying it. Okay. And so, Mayel is the one that dies super fast. And I think we change it to this inverted affinity. You see what I'm saying? Like, I'm even thinking that we get rid of free aim.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Because free aim isn't even like, it's really not big dick, right? Is it? It's definitely not. So put counter. I could also do first strike. Why don't I just use this with Confident at the same time? I guess I could just use roulette as well. Like, I mean, roulette would be fine. Where the fuck is roulette?
Starting point is 01:02:25 Augmented First Strike is good? No, because she does component damage. So I don't agree with that. Let's do this for now. I'm gonna already equipped. Okay, so, and this is only three. I feel like if anything You know what
Starting point is 01:03:01 This is fucking fine It's fucking fine There's nothing that needs to change Everything is okay Alright let's see Is any of them level up? No I guess we'll rest Let's go
Starting point is 01:03:23 What Everywhere we go just death Death and more death Everywhere we go just death Don't want to see that anymore Look my Elliot I thought you would understand You said you spent your
Starting point is 01:04:04 Immortality burying the people around you Doesn't any of this bother you and you Gustav's dead Can you keep going like nothing happened? What the fuck did she do? Why do myel? What we must do when one falls? Crash out for no reason? Yeah a little bit.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Oh, fuck. Oh It's just her? Uh-oh. Where's the guy? Oh shit. Are you hurt? So I should, so she is the healer.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Yeah, I should probably give her healing skills. Yeah. Well, we're fucking dead. Alright, let's do it. Okay, um, Pretty easy to read. Okay. Big dick?
Starting point is 01:06:58 Damn! Right? Nice! Yes! Inversions. Okay. Okay, well she's not gonna get healed anyway. Big dick.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Big dick, big dick. Oh, big dick. All right. Decent. Um, let's go hit him with this. Big dick, big dick, big dick. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh. All right, let's take him out.
Starting point is 01:08:28 See ya, bitch. Fuck, it's a phase two. Fuck! Fuck! Oh, no! Oh, shit! Decent? Gotcha, bitch!
Starting point is 01:09:18 Oh. Not looking good. Okay. Um... Did I die again? I'll do it. You can't win them all! Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:04 We're killing them, by the way. What? He is dying. You might not think he's dying right now, but he is. We're not done. Please don't do the AOE. None of this matters. I'm debating whether it's worth the risk.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I don't think it is. Halfway, halfway, it's not so bad. Doesn't matter. I did that on purpose so I could take damage. Okay. Yes! Alright, break bitch! Oh, he's so close! Maybe we can get him with Mayhem with three.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Come on! Oh! Am I supposed to... He's dead, right? Like I... I... Okay, he's dead. All right, good. I was really worried there. I was really worried about that.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Okay. Base attack has one extra hit. Uh, I wonder how that actually works. Beat his fucking ass. Holy shit, bro. God damn! God damn! Everyone wasn't that strong, but you did well. You do well on fast attacks?
Starting point is 01:14:15 I do well on attacks that, like, delay attacks are what fuck me. Well, this. This is what we're fighting for. Is that his Versa weapon? Let's check it out. The lay attacks are obnoxious. I hate them. What we got on this shit?
Starting point is 01:14:48 DuListio. Do listio. What's do listio? Play again after our base attack. What the fuck? That's insane. I wonder if it's worth it, though. You know what?
Starting point is 01:15:12 It is worth it. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to use this. And then now I want to change this, though. I'm going to remove my break damage. And then we're going to use instead of that, we're going to use auto attack bonuses, right? And so let's actually look at, okay, so I could get life steel.
Starting point is 01:15:33 Okay, so base attack is defenseless. I think we're going to get rid of breaker. And let's get rid of breaker, and we're going to get another base attack. Base attack has one extra hit. Okay, well, I mean, like, that's the easiest decision of my life, right? And then so we go back over to Luminas, and then, we look at this and critical burn
Starting point is 01:16:01 like this is really good because he has so many like extra attacks base attack is defenseless which one do we really need? That's fucking insane I actually think that's more important than an energizing start like because that's powerful
Starting point is 01:16:39 and defenseless at the same time augmented attack oh yeah that one's also good okay we're going to get rid of augmented aim and we're going to get rid of this and we're going to put on this because he's not he's not going to be doing that anymore okay versatile man
Starting point is 01:17:12 the free aim hit this is hard this is fucking hard I just I wish I could get given the points right now right SOS power yeah yeah because I'm already getting powerful already that's a great point great point
Starting point is 01:17:41 amazing point okay now we're fucking cooking Now we're doing work. Let me look around real quick. Okay, let's go. Give me out of this bitch. Oh.
Starting point is 01:18:11 We got another one. I thought I was playing Dark Souls for a minute. You played Doom yet? Yeah, I did. This is fun. But this is the game. I'm just being on. Like, this is the game.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Can I go there? I see. I see. Okay. So, I guess everybody's almost dead. I can just use my heel. That's right.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Yeah, so I don't even need to reset or anything. Okay, I wonder if I can... Yeah, I can. Okay, cool. All right, let's go around this way, and we're going to get the perpy. Oh, lovely. Okay, that's good. We're going to give more of these to Verso, I think,
Starting point is 01:19:25 because right now we need to build two different functionalities with Verso. We need to build auto-attack functionality, and then we need to build also, like, extra damage. Look at this area. Oh, this looks nice. This looks really nice. Oh, actually, I should have, um, because remember I used all those revives.
Starting point is 01:20:00 What about over here? What's this? Oh. Revive tents also give three AP. I think I need to use that. Okay. Um, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna just get rid of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Yeah, I definitely need that. Um, I think that's the, yeah, that's everything here. Okay, let's move. Ooh. Is this the place? We can bury your friend under this tree. If... Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:20:51 He did. Couldn't wait for me, could you? I wish we could. Rest easy, Gustav. I'll finish what you started. The painters, my noir. They will pay. No more dumb.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Open skies. I'll save them, Gustav. Emma, your apprentices, everyone. You can leave it to us. You were always there for me. I'll save them. Say hi to Sof for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:38 We could never tell if you were my brother or my father. Damn. But to me, you were both best brother and father I've ever had. Damn. Well, shit. Well, there it is. He dead. Let's see.
Starting point is 01:24:08 I'll look around here. far can I go. Game of the year. I think that one thing that's really impressive is how expressive the faces are and everything, too. That's what's really crazy. Oh, wait, what's this? Oh. For about two hours.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Then there's a big lake. We shouldn't go there at all. Like it. We should make a right and then it's going to take a few hours. And then we make a stop. We get some rest and some food. And then from there, we head north of Monaco Station. Why there?
Starting point is 01:24:51 Oh shit, we get another guy? Alright. ...you can't just drawl up to the painter's heart. Her heart? Yes, you can't just stroll up to the painter's. The chroma there is far too dense. It erases anyone who gets close. Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:08 But if we destroy her heart, the barrier will fall. Okay. Simple. So where is this heart? What does it look like? What it looks like, that I don't know. But I do know that it's somewhere in the center of old Lumiere. You found Old Lumier?
Starting point is 01:25:28 Yes. So it's true. Before the fracture, our Lumier was part of a larger city on the continent. Damn. I've traveled with many expeditions. I was with the 58th when you found Old Lumier, the Rimwar arraison, before we could get further. And I don't know much more.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Alright then. Let's go meet your friend at Monaco Station. And then we'll take the Patrice's heart. Paris, you think so? We'll see. Damn. It's not Paris? It's just inspired. Yeah, but it's going to be kind of close, right? That's what I would assume. Let me go. I'm going to get, now I'm going to get more points for him. I'm going to put all of the Lumina into him right now because I feel like he's the one that needs it the most.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Yeah, that way he has like five more. And so then he can get like one bonus. Double duosio? No, I can't. It's already level 9. Like, we're good. Yeah. Yeah. You were thinking of Chuli. Oh.
Starting point is 01:27:02 I'm not just having. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do. Damn. I'll spend time with that ski. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Uh-oh. She reminds me of someone. Mm-hmm. Miao. Well, heard before. You also thought you knew C.M. Oh, nine? You're the one who says all humans say the same to you.
Starting point is 01:27:56 You're the one who says all humans seem the same to you. It's because you're all cousins. Same, same, but different. Wait, what? Right, so, uh, maybe it's that. Yes, yes, yes. Ah, just like Verso is Verso's cousin. Miel is Miles' cousin.
Starting point is 01:28:24 Brilliant. You're so very wise. Yep, Verso the Wise. Yep. Verso the Wise. Damn. Oh, great name. Oh, can I be Eski the Great? No, no, wait.
Starting point is 01:28:42 How about Esky the Brave? Oh, no, no. Esky the Great is better. Oh, you're just a big bowl of nonsense sometimes, aren't you? That's why we're best friends. Wow. I don't know what I'm getting out of this, by the way. I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:29:06 But I feel like it's probably good for me to do this. Yeah, content? Yeah, definitely. Oh, I forgot I talked to that guy and I rescued that one little thing. Remember that? You found some of my kids, which is the reward I should give you. This should be useful. Oh, a new outfit?
Starting point is 01:29:29 What the fuck? Okay, maybe the next one's gonna be really good, okay? The next one's gonna be crazy. Reported they get the ice? I did. What's this? You know, quickly approaches Luna. I want to apologize for behavior on the way to busker. Hey.
Starting point is 01:29:56 Oh shit. I just tend to... It's... ...pain we feel. Every time we lose someone. I've tried many ways of dealing with it. Running from it. sitting with it, compartmentalizing it.
Starting point is 01:30:41 But what I needed was to use it. Like a Sith Lord. I use everything. What do you mean? I, and I let it burn inside me when I'm tired. When I feel hopeless. When I want to just let it all go. I use the pain.
Starting point is 01:31:17 I use the fear, the shame, the guilt. The anger. I use it all to keep going. To make sure I continue. I can almost feel them beside me. Damn.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Everyone we've lost. Especially when I use chroma. I feel their presence, their closeness. And they help me. Feel Gustav. I do. Like a spirit or some shit? I'd like to feel him with me too.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Is that like the thing they get disenchanted into? How do you always know what to do? I don't want to know a secret. I have no idea what I'm doing. And I don't think anyone else does either. Yeah, it's about right. Really? Don't tell anyone else I said that.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Damn. How come Minoco live so far from the other gesturals? That's a good question. Minoco's a searcher. I travel the land looking for gesturals who went missing after the fracture. Oh, that makes sense. A lost gestural. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:00 That and he, uh, pissed off Gogra. Ooh. Your oldest friend is a gestural. Yes. You've been friends for as long as I can remember. Because Stalf would have loved that. Why? Because he liked gesturals.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Because. He liked the idea of friendships that could last decades. Damn. We don't get to enjoy such long friendships in L'Avier. Yeah, because they die. Do you want to spend time with Lune? Yeah? Yeah, I've been waiting to do that the whole time. Why are you allying yourself with us?
Starting point is 01:33:43 Mm-hmm. Not a lot of options out here, in case you hadn't noticed. What about the previous expeditioners? Did you help them too? Yet they still failed. That's a terrible way to ask questions. Damn. Do always interrogate people like this.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Damn. Given the circumstances, I think we can skip the pleasantries, no? Alliances are usually give and take. That's our conversations. Wow. Trust goes both ways, though. Alright then. As a gesture of good faith,
Starting point is 01:34:15 I'll show you how to use lumina. Ooh, do I get a buff? I got it. Well, aren't you a quick study? But I appreciate the gesture. Mm-hmm. Trust works both ways. I feel like we already established that.
Starting point is 01:34:34 I feel like we already established that. And as a gesture of good faith, I'll answer three questions. Oh. Only three. Someone's a bit greedy. Damn. Three questions with three follow-ups. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:34:47 You're really pushing this. I think it's reasonable. All right. Go for it. Okay. Hmm. Lundspens times bombarding Versa with questions. Verso remains evasive.
Starting point is 01:35:01 Which pisses Loon off, but also triggers her insatiable curiosity. Lune is reocently intrugged as his verso. Damn. Nice. Riz? Yeah, 100%. Okay, what about this one? How far up the mountain is Minoko Station?
Starting point is 01:35:25 Will we see snow? Not too high, but yeah. There's usually snow. Oh. Fantastic. Oh, right. There's no snow in Lumia. Oh.
Starting point is 01:35:38 Only in books and paintings. Won't we have a snow area before? It's almost as mythical as gestures. I thought we were, I don't know. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh.
Starting point is 01:35:52 Really? My husband was obsessed with the idea of snow. Husband. Uh-oh. I can't wait to see some. Hmm. You can talk to him multiple times. Building up a harem? Yeah, exactly. NTR.
Starting point is 01:36:14 Well, I mean, he probably, she probably, she probably, He probably dead anyway, it's fine. You seem less stressed than the others. Is that your conclusion? After your extensive observation of our team? Mm-hmm. Yes. There must be better uses of your time than analyzing our stress levels.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Well, it's important to understand your teammates. Yep. Says the mysterious stranger who has yet to share much about himself. True. Then consider this my attempt to be less mysterious. Damn, he's hitting on all of them. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 01:36:59 I'll trade you. A story for a story. Quite fair, I think. Well, there are stories, and then there are stories. Uh-oh. You first then. Something epic and full of danger. Yes.
Starting point is 01:37:18 No. Tell me something dark. Oh. And personal. The emo girl. Oh, going straight for the heavy stuff, huh? If we're going to share, let's share. Story for a story, right?
Starting point is 01:37:35 We'll see. Jesus to tease Verso who remains evasive. Oh shit, I got a plus one with her too. Nice. Trauma dumping first two minutes? Yeah, I know. No girlfriend for 100 years. He's just like me.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Oops, wrong button. Yes. You've been friends for as long as I can remember. Because... Okay, so we did all these. Okay, good. All right, and... Check up on the others again.
Starting point is 01:38:18 Wait, what's this? Did I do this? Oh, I didn't do this. Are those things? What are you working on? Contingency plans. If we fail, expect... Edition 32 will need every bit of information we have.
Starting point is 01:38:46 Right, but how are you going to get it to them? And the crystal, same way we got the other ones. What do you mean? Smart. What are the stars whispering to you? Actually, I'm the one whispering to them. Oh. It's something my dad and I used to do.
Starting point is 01:39:18 When I was scared or even when I was happy. He'd say, share it with the stars. Why is the moon so close? When it's hard to talk about things? Are we gonna go to the moon? Surely we're gonna go to the moon. Yes, 100% Yeah, 100% we go onto the moon.
Starting point is 01:39:44 I like that. Mm-hmm. I talk to the stars a lot after he was gone. I remember the night we first met at the Crooked Tower. Right. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:40:15 I was surprised to find you there. I thought I was the only one who knew about that room. I had to get away from the harbor. And those damn petals everywhere. So I climbed up. It wasn't logical. Part of me really believe my parents and their expedition had succeeded. Had they stopped her.
Starting point is 01:41:09 Well, then why should the thing still happening? Oh. Oh. I knew they weren't coming home. Damn. You know, it meant a lot to me. The comfort we shared that day. But you avoided me after.
Starting point is 01:41:35 Why? It wasn't personal. I cut a lot of people out of my life. Okay. Not personal. I knew my parents had failed. They were counting on me to finish their work. I...
Starting point is 01:42:15 i couldn't afford distractions friends are not distractions damn i know that now wow i don't think they're gay guys they're just talking to each other like that's
Starting point is 01:42:37 what better time to build friendships yeah guys they're not gay i could use some wine though making friends is thirsty work do you go down to talk to your girls It's your friends, it's a, that's a girl thing, dude. It's not even the same. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Yeah, girls do that kind of shit. It's totally different. Oh, shit, what's this? Dude, journal? I forgot. I remember, I remembered it right? Whenever I clicked the other one. It really was a beautiful place. Condonances.
Starting point is 01:43:46 You offered them because we don't know what else to say, but there's no comfort there. No. All we can do is carry them with us. I guess. Drowning in our own sadness. Why did you join the expedition? With the commage, I understand the rest of the team's decision, but you're half the age. Out here seem better than in there at the time.
Starting point is 01:44:34 It's natural. Wanting to escape a life you don't want? Yeah, true. Escape. That's what I wanted. But Gustav and the others, they really want to change. They really want to change things. Changing your life also counts.
Starting point is 01:44:52 I'm always short of the world's problems, you know. It'll drain you fast. Gustav would probably say, if more of us cared, then it would lighten the load for everyone. He sounds like a good guy. It's crazy how expressive the character expressions are in this game. It's a lot.
Starting point is 01:45:14 I kept Gustav's, so you can have mine. Yeah, it's really a shock. You need one. If you want. to be an official member of... It's like a new standard. I gotta say, I didn't take you for an official kind of person. Welcome to the disaster expedition. The disaster expedition.
Starting point is 01:45:43 That sounds pretty fucking bad. That sounds real bad. Nice. So now she doesn't hate me? Okay. How far to Monaco Station? With SGA? That should be quick.
Starting point is 01:46:06 Uh, what about this? Can I do something with this? It's a trebuche. What the fuck? Just a minute, let me look around. Oh shit, it's over that way. Okay, let me go this way. Alright, let's do it.
Starting point is 01:46:31 Let's beat his ass. Okay, um, we're gonna do something smart. Well, I didn't do as much as I thought it would. Fuck. Okay, um, okay. And then we'll do... Uh, I probably could just do wildfire. but we'll do mayhem on uh let's do it on this guy nice oops doesn't matter damn what the
Starting point is 01:47:47 fuck i thought i hit that oh right i forgot about his auto attack yeah i forgot all about that shit okay um skills let's see what else can he do um nothing really so i'm just have him to do this is it a now um um Um, okay, I'm gonna just kill him then. Okay, got him. He dead. He dead. Annihilated.
Starting point is 01:48:44 I thought the, uh, his like big attack was gonna do way more damage. Okay, let's go this way. Okay. I don't look around. If at S, he does if it's at S? Yeah. Okay, I'm looking around. There's snow everywhere now.
Starting point is 01:49:17 Yeah, I guess I'm gonna use one of the heels. I might as well, right? And these guys only sell like... I feel like they only sell like outfits. Yeah, they always sell outfits. Okay, let's go this one. Is that a bad guy? I think that's a bad guy.
Starting point is 01:49:48 That's a bad guy. Okay. This one's gonna be super fucking easy. Okay. There we go, bach, bach, bach, bach. There we go. I just started shooting on them. Okay, how's she black? Is she black? I don't know about that.
Starting point is 01:50:21 Okay. What the hell is this over here? I didn't even see that. What is this? Oh, it's just a misunderstanding. I feel like I don't need to... Is there anything important over here? No. Okay, that's a glitch.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Okay, alright, I was about to say. Okay, yeah, never mind, okay. I was like, what the fuck? Okay, let's go this way I think this is obviously the path I need to take Let's go It's not a glitch, it's a bridge Yeah, those like little white things
Starting point is 01:51:21 Were around there, I just I don't know Ooh Follow the tracks And lead us to Monarcher Okay A train This stuff would
Starting point is 01:51:39 Can me rest Upgrade my shit Um Let's give him more stamina I think we're gonna give him more stamina because, uh, I feel like doing it. Yeah, I think that's the, that's the right decision, because I feel like doing that, that thing. Is it true before the fracture, Lemire had trains running throughout the continent? What's all of this?
Starting point is 01:52:02 All running late. But, does that sense more stamina? You think so? I mean, I just seem to me to, oh. This is a fucking boss fight. A grandis. They're real too. The fuck is a grandis.
Starting point is 01:52:21 What the fuck? Damn. For a second, I thought that was an upgrade, but it's not. Okay, I can talk to him. Contrary to what some believe guard duty is quite rewarding. Okay. Oh, is this it? All in the air? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:53:05 I feel like maybe I should get this defiant strike thing, man. Like, what do you guys think about defiant strike? It's goaded? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, and I still can't get that. And we're gonna get this sword ballet next. What the hell is this area? What about over here?
Starting point is 01:53:51 See that? He's smart. I feel like I have so much chroma now. I don't need, like, I never need to worry about, like, spending money. Like, I've got so much fucking money. Okay, and there's nothing over there, right? No, there's not. Let's keep moving.
Starting point is 01:54:12 Cool us? All right. Well, I guess maybe not. This is gonna be some kind of bull. Yep. Winoco's not here. Oh shit. Slow as ever. Reflexes remain sharp as ever. I approve. Nice. Did Verso pull you into another adventure?
Starting point is 01:54:48 Damn. How do you do that? I don't have a time to kill. So I taught him. Ladies. Good eye. Ow! Interest you. in a jewel?
Starting point is 01:55:05 Definitely a gesture. Uh-oh. We're trying to talk until we've calmed Manoca to a relaxing fight. Be careful that. Monarcho's fighting style is a bit peculiar. Oh, we gotta fight this fucker? Oh shit. Okay.
Starting point is 01:55:26 What's this music? Turn into a nevron? Jesus. Okay. Nice. Man, he's got a lot of fucking health. I'll do it. Damn.
Starting point is 01:56:17 Okay. We'll go ahead and do this. All right. And now we'll do... Okay, so we'll do... I really don't even know. I guess I can just do this again, walking shot again. I don't really have a lot to do with him.
Starting point is 01:56:38 Oh, I'm not auto-attacking. Bro, he... I keep forgetting about that. Okay, uh, items. All right, let me, I got a res her again. Okay, well, we got one, right? Okay, so we do the auto attack, see that? There.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Okay. Oh, fuck, I'm like one away. Okay, um, I guess I'll just do another attack for now. Yeah, I don't really care a whole lot. Okay. So, okay. I will do rain to fire wow well can I can I just use mayhem on him oh I don't have any of the buffs okay um I guess I'm gonna save it I'm gonna save it that's right that's right
Starting point is 01:57:52 okay and now we're gonna take him out yes okay um I'll do this nice he's You're stunned. Okay, good? Okay. Alright. Um... Right, auto attack. I keep forgetting about the auto attack.
Starting point is 01:58:47 Oh, I didn't realize that gives me double points. That shit was not gonna happen. Like, you knew that shit was not about to happen. Okay, well, he about to be dead. Oh, oh, wait, oh wait, uh... Okay, I'm just gonna kill him. Yeah, let me just kill him. What?
Starting point is 01:59:18 All right, all right. Not so bad, huh? Fuck, bro, I should, I should have revived her. I should have just fucking revived her. No distraction, son. I'm really busy beating up strangers. Uh-oh. You're still slow.
Starting point is 01:59:48 Man with the weird arm. Uh-oh. Wrong time to ask. Oh, we gotta go this way. Oh, a stalact. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I only got three of those.
Starting point is 02:00:17 I don't need too many of those. Let me rest right now. Bro, we got dick there. Actually, we're, wait. Let me upgrade. Okay, oh, it was only her? I thought the other one's got one, too. Like, we're gonna get more points for crit.
Starting point is 02:00:34 Actually, should have gotten her agility, but that's okay. Okay, so what's over this way? Ah, shit! It's the first fight, defeat the Stalact, with your fearsome talents. We gotta fight another one of these fucking guys. Jesus. Oh. Is this serious?
Starting point is 02:01:07 Yes. Oh. That's like that one thing that was out in the open world. Okay. Alright, let's do it. Okay, so wait. Verso, won't you use gradient attacks? Wait, what?
Starting point is 02:01:34 Only pointers from the one sitting as a lazy- mechanic? You didn't teach them, did you? You lazy old fart. Very well. I should. show generous that's carve apart my wisdom ujp used to cast a skill okay well i don't really know what that is yet let me do my auto attack okay it's a limit break use it okay i'm gonna just use it see what happens
Starting point is 02:02:21 oh okay thought his ass that was cool Okay. Alright, let's take his ass out. Big Dick. Nice. Pop, pop, pop. There it is. He dead. He dead.
Starting point is 02:03:08 That's right. He thought he was about to Zorb that shit. Uh-uh. Nope. Guys never gonna remember ball attack first. Oh, I forgot about that again, didn't I? Yeah, I did. What are you doing?
Starting point is 02:03:34 He eaten his ass. Oh. What? What the fuck? By collecting everyone feet. Don't ask me how it works. I've never understood. Now that we've had some good battles to warm the spirits.
Starting point is 02:04:01 To what do we owe the pleasure of your company? We're heading for Lumea. Okay, bye. Hey, come on. Damn. Hey, hey, look, I know we failed. Before but this time it's different. Don't you recognize her?
Starting point is 02:04:17 Of course I do. Then you know what that means. This is our shot. It might be our only shot. This is your only shot. Oh. Out of the question. I will never join you again.
Starting point is 02:04:31 There will be a lot of fighting, though. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's true. There will be a lot of fights. Exactly. Can I be a man. Good. Good.
Starting point is 02:04:41 Good. Yes. Good. Noco is coming to. Oh, you are. Nice. A lot of merchants. The undisputed top merchant in the world. As a responsible parent, this is a superb idea.
Starting point is 02:05:03 Let us go to old Lumiere. What the fuck? This amazing, yeah, that was good. Responsible parent? obvious grandes came out now you go talk them they're nice certain gesturals take the aix of north okay oh oh okay do you want to play this tutorial yeah yeah let's do it okay monoco what the fuck moves the bestial wheel pointer forward every mask on the wheel upgrade specific skills the almighty mask
Starting point is 02:05:53 upgrades all abilities. Upgrade skills are stronger or gain additional effects. Okay. Okay. Wait, that's me! Okay, so now I'm a caster. A little legs. What the fuck? Blue Mage? Yeah, I get it. I actually don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, balanced. All right, so ah, I see, I see, I get it. I get it. Yeah, I get it now. Foolish move. No, you don't. No, I do. I do. I don't. don't get it. I don't think I get it. Nice. Okay. You just feed a Pelor and looted his leg, which allows Monaco to learn the skill. Pelor and heel. Just open a skill mendo and open up his new skill. Okay. What the fuck? Pellor and heel. Oh, fuck. What the fuck? This is a weird-ass character. Oh my god. Check his skill tree? Okay. Well, I can't right now.
Starting point is 02:08:31 That's a weird character. He's O.P. Is he? He's super O.P. Really? Learn skills. Oh my God. Holy shit. You gotta get all their feet.
Starting point is 02:09:06 Does he have to be in the fight when I do it? Yes. Okay. I feel like I just got used to having one character. And now they're trying to change it up on me. Like, they're trying to change all this shit up on me. me man just level level one yeah i'm just trying to think about it you want to level them all i'm just trying to think about what to do lune yeah i feel like i would get rid of her but like bro i put so much time and effort into getting this character leveled up don't know his skill points yeah
Starting point is 02:09:50 also as a matter i'll probably use him later i don't want to deal with it right now beautiful weather today too warm high above the heavens awesome to snowflats What the fuck? Big mistake? No. I... What's this? Oh.
Starting point is 02:10:18 Would you kindly descend from there? No. Oh, shit. He's gonna jump. Okay, and so we went there. All right, we have to go the other way. You missed a merchant? What?
Starting point is 02:10:41 No, I didn't. Oh, he has a merchant hat on. No, you're not a... Wait, no, that's not a merchant. This guy? Oh, it's got to be a merchant. one of these guys. It is what it was. I shall soon rekindle the flames of the great forge and our defense is anew. You use weapons of a sword. We are well versed in the methods of misdirection.
Starting point is 02:11:15 The bell that we gifted our furry gestural friends some long time ago. Perhaps some of our designs might be of yours in your journey. Great. Oh fuck. Fuck. It's developing somebody like greatly in two search and struggle undoubtedly aid you in battles well. The eternal ice, the type of ice that never melts. You can find somebody not far to hear. Oh, shit. Return the eternal ice, and I will augment to your defenses. Let's do it.
Starting point is 02:11:55 Okay, why should go do that? Shouldn't I go do that? Amazed grand ass. Ancestors from Horses Station. Marvel's breathed fire. It's astonishing, is it not? The many wonders your ancestors have wrought. Oh, he wants to go to old lumen air.
Starting point is 02:12:23 Okay. Talk to the red hat guy as a woman. Oh, right. Oh. Hmm? Sorry? We grand this our impervious to call, but it's utterly dreadful for me as one. Can you guess why? Why?
Starting point is 02:12:42 There's no need for clothes. We run about naked as the day we were born. As a fashion designer, my talents languished from disguise. My life needs colors and textures. I have a brilliant idea. Let me dress you. But before I drape you with elegance, you must first best be in eloquence. Okay, what?
Starting point is 02:13:02 It's a battle consists of three rounds. One must display an excellence of poetry. I shall design a new attire for one to be able to best me in an eloquence battle. Shall we begin? Yes. Let us commence. Is eloquence a boss fight? Are you ready?
Starting point is 02:13:21 Finish my sentence in a wonderfully poetic way. Life blooms like a rose with petals soft and frail. Okay, I don't know, this one. It's the longest one. Yeah, sure. Your words impress me. Let us continue. Life's a canvas painted with the colors of our strife. Is it the longest one? Okay, so it's the longest one again. Okay, so this is probably going to be one of the shorter ones,
Starting point is 02:13:53 because, like, logically, the first two would be... Yeah. Life sings a song of joy and pain. Its notes both sweet and bitter. I mean, I didn't know. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know? Okay. Okay. All right. You have away with words, young lady. It was just the longest one every time. I didn't think that's what it was gonna be.
Starting point is 02:14:52 Hold on from him. It's gonna take me some time to create my piece. There it is. A new outfit. Oh God. What a fuck about a new outfit. We have to go over here. Use it.
Starting point is 02:15:13 Let me look and see. It's the same thing. What the fuck? Yeah, it's just white armor. That's it. Okay. There's another one. Expedition 65.
Starting point is 02:15:42 Orrallion. The Grandes have embraced us with such warmth and hope. What a balm for the soul to know that other being survived, that we and Lumiere are not alone. It truly is a miracle. The Grandis retreated to higher ground after Neverson overran their lands. It is bittersweet, but at least the most important part of their civilization will survive. Their children.
Starting point is 02:16:05 Fortunately for them, they do not appear affected by the gomarch the way we are. It is painful knowing our expedition has found. Damn. But at least we can enjoy our final days among friends. Damn, bro, he fell off. Take this. Oh, a recode. Oh, that's nice.
Starting point is 02:16:29 Okay, so is this the path? Let me see if it is. That's a good guy, right? Search of your old home. Yes. Wrong way? Okay. I thought I had to go to the ice.
Starting point is 02:16:58 I could be wrong, but like, yeah, I thought I had to go to the ice. Okay. You'll die? Okay. Okay. Let me, I might as well go loot the purple thing, though, right? Let me a second. Okay. Excuse me. All right. Color of Luminah again. So if I'm not supposed to be here, maybe I should... Let me see if I'm supposed to be here or not.
Starting point is 02:17:58 I'm going to fight this guy. We're about to find out if I'm supposed to be here or not. Oh, this is fine. Oh. Oh, I didn't realize that was even going to happen. Okay. Okay, um, uh, I, I guess I can just use, yeah, Q. Damn, bro, he got fucked up. Yeah, this is nothing. You guys are stressing me out over nothing. This is easy.
Starting point is 02:19:03 Oops. Look. I don't even need to do these abilities. I just kill the ass. He just dead. I'm still outside. Glaccio. Okay, that's good. Okay, the eternal ice.
Starting point is 02:19:29 Am I an expert? Yeah. Well, it's got to be this way, right? It has to be this one. What about over here? Let me go this one. This has got to be where it is, right? This has to be where it is. Um, yeah, that's a bad one. We saw that. Let's go in this one instead. Okay. We'll rest. I don't think there's any upgrades I need to do. All right, let's keep moving. The cop carousel? No, it's just the carousel. It's all fucked up. It's nice to see expeditions once more.
Starting point is 02:20:54 You've met other ones. Several years. What happened to them? I'm afraid I'm unaware of their fate. We had a pleasant enough conversation. We were in quite a rush. Couldn't bear the time to assist me. Our beloved carousel was frozen over. The ice is too thick for me to break it. Perhaps you could help. Let's see what we can do? Okay. Easiest game on my life. Can I get on this? Damn! Damn! All right. I'm forever in your debt. This will bring cheer to others.
Starting point is 02:21:45 Of Grandes and human children playing here together. Human children before the fracture. What was that like? There were no Nevrons and thus no need for violence. Our battles relied upon the sharpness of our wit and not our swords. My friend Elis would ride the carousel and make up stories together. Tales of daring to do. She had such a lovely way with words, but after the fracture, I never saw her again. She was kind and eager to help others just like you. She took great pride in her hair. Sadly, I can longer remember the details of her face, but I'll never forget her hair. I could show you if you'd like. Okay. Is not that, like that Sophie?
Starting point is 02:22:23 I miss her dearly. It makes me happy to see a part of her live on. It's like the Sophie hairstyle. Fuck. That's a weird, bro, that's weird. Like, she'd been looking the same way the whole time, bro, like, fuck that. We're not trying to, yeah, let's just go back. The other one look way more normal. It's a Karen haircut? Yeah, it is a Karen haircut. Okay
Starting point is 02:22:49 Nice Nice Let's go Damn that was pretty easy That's because I'm good at the game guys That's haircut for male is a short one of my opinion Guys I really got to tell you I don't give a fuck about that shit
Starting point is 02:23:17 That's some bullshit That's some bull motherfucking shit man Yep alright let's go this way Yeah I'm I'm there I'm there to do some fucking damage All right like that's what we're doing All right let's go we're gonna ignore them we already killed them they got their ass beat and what about this thing over here
Starting point is 02:23:42 fuck the fuck oh oh shit i felt wait i just randomly press buttons oh shit i was just randomly pressing buttons i just i didn't even see him damn i nice yeah he got deported okay let's go this way we have to go back to old lumine here and it works it works it does Let's go inside. Monoco Station. You get cool shit. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 02:24:57 I'm going to camp in a bit. Now I'm going to go get it. But now we can leave this area, and we can go to the other spot now. I feel like we've been cooking, honestly. We've been beating every boss pretty much in one try. Like, this has been going really well. We've been doing awesome. Let's go up this way.
Starting point is 02:25:22 Yeah? When you get four, you get a big reward. I'm gonna get another one really soon. For sure. What's over here? Nothing. Why are they so big? We're gonna find out.
Starting point is 02:25:57 Okay. Bitch. Maximum damage. Yeah, maximum damage is right. Holy shit. Okay, and let's look around. What about this? Thomas of the 47th drunken brigade
Starting point is 02:27:28 Trunken brigade Benjamin's been calling us the drunken brigade Ha! I love it Yeah, we do our best work after a few The trick Is finding that perfect point Where our nerves have calmed enough
Starting point is 02:27:44 That your mind and body are one But not so calm That your reactions are dull Some of the lads haven't quite Manning's riding that hitch I remain in full control of my body and force Oh sounds like someone spotted another never on everon Better fuel up for our next dance
Starting point is 02:28:07 for lubei air Well I guess so that one kind of didn't go very well considering the never on still here Yeah I guess it just didn't really work out Okay um I guess might hit him Okay um Not really sure what I can do here here. I don't know what the fuck this is. I also don't know like what type of fuck I don't know anything. Okay, I'm gonna just hit this. Oh, it takes almost no damage. Okay.
Starting point is 02:29:08 You're dead. Okay. I'm gonna get this right here. Since that way, oh, she goes into offense. Oh, I made it. I mess up. I mess up. I didn't know this was going to happen that way. That's okay. Mistakes happen. Okay, um Well, I guess in this circumstance, what we should do is Maybe do a little bit of rain of fire 9,000, that's a lot We gotta do big damage on fat boy
Starting point is 02:30:03 Big damage, big damage Oh, oh, oh, oh That's right, that's right Bergen eats Luneh, that's okay, we don't give a fuck about her Okay, I will do the auto attacks here, okay? There See that? That was me. That was me doing the thing I was supposed to do. Okay. I actually don't know what I should do here. I wanted to give her extra points
Starting point is 02:31:02 That way we could uh oh wait okay yeah now she's in virtuoso stance Man bro she did heavy so ooh okay um nice Okay. Oh, now we can do the thing. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Oh, that didn't do it. That was awful. Oh, we got broke. Nice. That's what you get, fatty. Ready to strike. Okay. I don't know. Mark him. You guys really think Mark? I mean, I, I feel like powerful would be better. You like that, huh? How about that? You want another one? Bitch? Fuck you.
Starting point is 02:32:53 Jesus. He is getting Omega-dict, guys. I'm gonna be honest. Like, he's getting mega-dict. Um, I'm thinking that we actually do... Yeah. Believe in the... Believe in the dream.
Starting point is 02:33:24 Okay? Wait, what? Well, that wasn't what I wanted to happen. That was not what I wanted to have happen. Okay, um, let me see. Gradient attack. Okay, so, all right, let's do this. He's so dead, by the way.
Starting point is 02:34:47 There's all part of it. And now I can do mayhem anyway. He breaks. I had a dream. You see that? Everything exactly was according to plan. I got another turn after those. All right.
Starting point is 02:35:38 See ya bitch? It didn't even show. It didn't even tell me how much damage I did. It just said yes. That was it. It just said, yep. Polish chromo catalyst. Is that what I think it is?
Starting point is 02:36:05 Um, is it or not? No, it's not. Okay. I thought it was, but it wasn't. Break damage on burning enemies. That's good. I don't think I'm going to use that, though, realistically. Oh, we got another fat dick sucker here.
Starting point is 02:36:52 Okay. Break is crazy important. Not yet. I have a plan. You guys have to trust in the plan. That was not part of... Doing that little damage was not part of the plan. Oh.
Starting point is 02:37:48 Yeah, you don't like that. Fuck you. That was... All right, here we go. Okay, so things are not looking good for me. Okay. All right, things are not looking good. good. Just being farmed. Yeah, I forgot. I actually forgot what my plan even was. Yeah, I, I forgot.
Starting point is 02:39:04 Let me try and do this again. Use the reserve team. Okay. Okay. I have to do this. Okay. See that? Better strategy. I don't know what the fuck the original strategy was, but it was a bad one. That was a lot of damage. Bitch. He's dead. He's dead.
Starting point is 02:40:29 We're about to big dick on him. We're about the big dick on him right here. He's got defense. He's got defense. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Starting point is 02:40:37 I'm gonna put him in the dirt. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm actually surprised he's not dead. I thought he's about to be dead there. The fuck out of here. You got to here. I thought I needed to kill him. I didn't.
Starting point is 02:41:09 Okay. I think it's this way, right? What's this way? What's this way? What fuck is this? Esoteric ruins. Oh, fuck. We gotta make sure we're ready for this. My being a core, with the form of a damn soul, in this state I'm nothing but condemned.
Starting point is 02:42:15 I'm condemned to wander endlessly as I'm separated from my companions. But I fear that they were the ones who cut me off. I'm vulnerable. Will you be the one to deal the final blow? Will you a spirit? This concept is unfamiliar. me, could you enlighten me? The wandering soul of a dead person, someone that's dead.
Starting point is 02:42:35 Did I die, since my duty is unwritten to me? Pardon me, I may not know the answer your question, as I do not know the state of my nature, where you kill my neverons. Another concept that alludes me. It's weird that they don't know about nevrons. It's possible they died before or during the fracture. Perhaps explore systems are why he sought this place. It's a complicated story.
Starting point is 02:42:57 Please listen, I yearn for something. Yearned for what? I don't know. Beyond the cliff is something resonating in the hopes of something from bringing to path. Or perhaps they called never on something else. Okay, I gotta go up there. Easy. He yearns for the mines.
Starting point is 02:43:15 Is that true? Okay. What the fuck is that thing? I heard it. There's another one right there. Where's the last one? It's probably right over here, right? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 02:44:01 What? Ooh. Nice. I wasn't used to that. Usually there's like invisible walls, so I didn't think that would happen. Okay, maybe it's inside of here. There it is. I'm gonna get our stuff now.
Starting point is 02:44:52 $5,000. That's a lot of money. Is there only two options? Yes. I'm not sure how this works yet. Oh, this is it. I'm done. The door closed again. Spooky.
Starting point is 02:47:37 Nice. Not so bad. That was it? Oh, oh, okay. I was about to fucking say. Okay, one more. Wait, there's one more. Where? Like, we're not, we're not doing this shit again. Is it on that roof? Oh. Great. Wood boars. They all have shiny buildings. Okay, good. All right. We got it. Sometimes I just don't see things.
Starting point is 02:48:45 Like, and usually it's like all the time, actually. Okay, that wasn't so bad. You just go too fast? Yeah, I know. That was a bit of a cock sucker of a puzzle, man. Okay, now what? It beckons. You have it, this is the material.
Starting point is 02:49:19 Will it work? Come closer. Like, you're talking about the wood boards. Do you not see? I'm exposed. I have not the means to protect this frail core, so please give these to me. Give them. This is good.
Starting point is 02:49:30 My duty renewed. I'm coming back to life. Healing and ally also applies. shell for one turn. Okay. I thank you. My form is now complete. So you were a Nevron. I'm not familiar with the term. What reason do you cause me a Nesmon? You kill humans trapping their chroma. I see. I am now defined by my duty. Fortunately, I don't think what you call a spirit anymore. Being defined as a Nevron feels right. Should I kill him? I feel like there's no reason to kill him, right? I mean, like, who cares? Yeah, like who gives a talk? Like, yeah, why would I do that?
Starting point is 02:50:13 That's dumb as fuck He's a nice guy Yeah, I never can't Yeah Somebody said like there's one of them That's like a quest line later on So like after that I never wanted to kill any of them Because I was afraid of messing something up
Starting point is 02:50:30 Oh this is this fuck ass just responds Okay I guess it must be this way Leave it for Exhibition 32 Yeah true Good idea Welcome my friends Oh fuck
Starting point is 02:50:57 Anyone's still here Just never mind Oh. So this is where our piece of Lumiere used to be. Well, that sounds pretty bad. Before the fracture ripped to part the world and threw us into the sea. We're lucky it did. That's probably the only reason we survived.
Starting point is 02:51:22 The heart of the painter's in the center. Let's go. Merchant? Wait, there was a merchant? I don't know how I didn't see. I thought that was like a, like a thing. A place to absolutely react. It's wicked.
Starting point is 02:51:49 Okay. him. Maybe I should use Versa, honestly. We use mail. Damn, he got a lot of health. Okay. He dead though, it doesn't matter. It's over. See ya bitch. So easy. It was brilliant. I like you. Trade. Algurion and consume one foretell. That seems really good if you, if you get that maxed out. level 9. Applying powerful is duration is increased by 2. I feel like I should just buy this, right?
Starting point is 02:52:59 I mean, like, I feel like every single time in this reviving tent, we'll obviously get that. That's fucking crazy. I feel like we should just buy both of these, right? Yeah, I mean, I have so much money anyway, and I can just go farm money. I'm just going to buy the weapon, too. Who cares?
Starting point is 02:53:23 Like, I still have 60,000 items. The only thing is, like, right now, like, most bosses that I fight, kill me in one hit anyway. So it's like, it doesn't really matter if I have like, oh, you've got a lot of health. Oh shit. You need a way forward. The heart is in the center of the city.
Starting point is 02:53:54 Right? Show off a bit, Manoko. Do the thing. Just admit you can't do it yourself. Damn. Wait, what the fuck happened? I thought that was supposed to happen. Why the hell did you?
Starting point is 02:54:48 Sorry. I fucked up. I just wanted to show off. We just have to regroup. The other should be fine. Damn. Verso said the heart is in the center of old Lumiere, right? Right.
Starting point is 02:55:04 Okay, Minoko. Stop crying. We have to move. Yes. Sorry. Damn. Wrong time, bro? Yeah, he really fucked up, huh?
Starting point is 02:55:18 That was a mistake. Okay, I gotta pause. I gotta take a break. Oh! Okay, not play Monoco? Yeah, I got a break. Forced, uh, forced usage time. Am I going to have to? Oh no. Oh no. Am I going to have to use them? Wait a second. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:55:48 For a bit. Uh-oh. We got, we got to figure this out then. It's okay, Minoco. Yep. Let's move on. All right. You only have three characters now? All right. Well, we're going to have to figure it out next time. I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. So, uh, yeah. Uh, we're going to play more of this. and I might try to spec these characters off stream
Starting point is 02:56:07 just so I can get it done. And then I guess we're going to have to do it. This is why he needs level all characters. I didn't know this was going to happen. I had no idea. But anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. We had a very good time today.
Starting point is 02:56:20 We had fun. I enjoyed myself. I hope you guys did too. So we'll be back on tomorrow and then we're going to get back into it. We're going to play more of this. So thank you guys. I really appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:56:31 And I will see you all then. So until next time, gentlemen. Peace! See ya!

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