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I'm going to be honest, bro.
Like, I went live today for one fucking reason.
It's to play this game.
Like, I, like, I played this shit yesterday, or not yesterday before.
And, like, we went, we went in on this game.
Like, game of the year, it's in my opinion right now as game of the year.
Like, I am so into this game.
I've been having so much fun playing this game.
Like, yeah, that was it.
This game is peak cinema.
Do you think it's game of the year?
No, I don't think it's game of the year.
I know it's game of the year.
It's going to be game of the year 100%.
like there's no way it loses
like I think that
so the reason why I think it's going to be game of the year
is because so if I compare this
and you know you think about it
you compare it with obviously Death Stranding 2 right
I think that's going to be another really big contender
I think that this is going to come out ahead
one of the big reasons why
is because of what it represents
for the gaming industry
It is a new version of turn-based combat that was used previously, but it was never really done properly.
That's number one.
Number two, it was a tiny studio that made this game, which defied every expectation and assumption that people had with game development.
And number three, there's no part of this game that's bad.
There's nothing about it that's like, you know, for example, like there are some things, like Final Fantasy 16, for example, right?
Like, the exploration was really bad and the RPG elements were really bad.
But with this game, that's not the case.
Like, every part of this, and also it's cheap too.
That's another great example.
It's $50.
That's a better point than what I was making, actually.
It's a $50 game.
So, cheap game, small studio defies all expectations inside of a genre that makes a synthesis
between two very popular genres in a way that's popular and it does really well.
Now, I'm going to be honest, guys.
I'm really worried that I'm going to be bad today.
Because I played Doom yesterday,
and the parry window for Doom was so big
that I don't know if I'm going to be able to parry at all today.
Like, I actually had to,
and I had to quit playing Assassin's Creed Shadows
because of how fucking easy,
the, uh,
because of how fucking easy,
you know what the other thing I wanted to do was before I do any of this,
I wanted to go back and kill that big fat dick sucker
Do you remember the big fat dick sucker on the original island?
Yeah, I want to go kill him real quick
and do that makes sense?
Yeah, exactly, right?
The side hoe?
Yeah, maybe we're going to just move around.
Yeah, you can fuck him up?
Yeah, I will.
It's going to be no problem now.
So have you quit Doom because it sucks?
I didn't quit Doom because it sucked.
I started playing this game because it's better.
It's a little bit different, right?
Like, I don't think Doom sucks. I just really want to play this game.
I'm gonna go back and I want to go kill that cockboy.
A peri god lives within you.
Yeah, but we've got to reawaken him.
What the fuck?
Ogg!
Who the fuck is Sprog?
Why does he have three turns?
Okay, let's do a marking shot.
Okay.
I think we're gonna go somewhere else.
Yep, we're gonna go somewhere else.
Um, I don't think we're ready for him.
yet. Uh, he does too much damage. He's a little bit too strong for us. Let's go over here.
I don't think so either. Yeah, just really, really bad time there, huh? Okay, it was this guy over this way,
I'm pretty sure. And he was right over, I think he was right over here. No? Where the hell was he?
I'm getting lost. Maybe it was this way. Yeah, it was this way. I'm actually going to explore.
around and see what else is in the world he's killable you just have to not get hit for two hours
yeah for sure yeah i i i can definitely do that all right now we're going to kill this dick sucker
god gamer that's right okay okay um why am i not able to pop this thing uh i don't know why i wasn't
able to um I miss I missed okay get them out of here all right now we big dick them
yes yes get him out of here okay and for this uh we'll go ahead and we'll do let's do
marking shot as well nice and then for her let's go ahead and do um
As much as I want to do mayhem, I feel like it's not really the right option right now.
I think we're just going to emulate him.
Yeah, let's just emulate him.
3,000, it's not bad.
He ate verso.
That's kind of bad.
Okay.
All right, now let's go ahead and we'll do...
We'll do emulation again.
Yep, it's fine.
Okay, and then we'll do pierce.
Nice.
All right.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, guys.
Everything's okay, she's got 12 health.
That's all I need.
Okay, um, I'm just gonna emulation again.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Swift strike again.
Um, maybe I could do rain of fire.
Yeah, I'm gonna do rain of fire.
I've never used this ability before.
Okay.
Pairying everything.
just rest her up again.
And we're going to go ahead and just rest her.
We're going to shoot him.
That way, we get a stain.
Nice.
I'm going to parry these.
Nice. Yes.
Okay.
Swift stride.
Nice.
And now we may ham him?
Oh, it's going to break them.
Yes.
Jesus. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's getting omega-dict. Okay.
Um, you guys will see why I'm doing that. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Now we big dick him.
Oh. Oh. There it is. Eat him again. See what happens.
Oh, he's not even going to eat him again. Okay. Nice.
Okay, he's got one point. Can you anything with one point? No.
Let's see.
All right, so I'm going to give him, I'm going to use him.
I'm going to shoot once.
Might as well, because he's going to get eaten anyway.
And they're going to use items.
Or wait, use W.
Wait, items.
There we go.
Okay, good.
And then we're going to give five AP to, um, yeah, lose.
There we go.
Okay, good.
And, yeah.
Now we do mayhem again.
Big dick mayhem.
I fucked up there. That's okay.
Nice.
He's gonna eat her? Doesn't matter.
Nobody cares.
Literally nobody cares.
Okay.
I'm debating what to do here.
I actually don't know what to do here.
I'm gonna try to do assault zero.
I've never used this before.
It's the way it goes.
I'm not dying.
I'm not dying.
There it is.
Okay.
Yes.
Fucking got his bitch ass.
There it is.
See, I told you guys we get him.
Holy fuck, man.
All right.
Is there anything behind this?
Let me see if there is.
Um, ooh, here's something maybe.
Interesting. What is it?
What's so interesting about it?
What did I get?
Burgeon on skin.
Okay, great.
Oh, who's this?
Oh, is this who I think it is?
Yes.
We're gonna go turn him in.
The Healing Perry?
Yeah, Healing Perry is fucking insane.
I'm gonna put that on, but...
Like, I was actually expecting the other attack to do more damage,
like Verso's big attack, but it just didn't.
That's okay, though.
Okay, so...
I feel like we did everything on this island, right?
Like, we cleared everything here.
Except for maybe, like, we did everything here, right?
No, fuck no.
Which one did we not do?
Bad Burgeon Cave?
What the fuck is that?
Let me see.
Let me move away here.
Not even close.
There's a gestural arena.
Oh, I'm not ready for that.
Yeah, I'm not strong enough to do that.
So what about like over here?
What happens if I just go to an island over here and just...
That's a big boy.
What?
What?
I'm gonna hit him.
Why does he have so much health?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Um...
Ah, geez, I don't know what to do.
He's a boss?
Yeah, he is.
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can kill this other guy.
It didn't even matter.
Fuck.
Okay.
Um, we're gonna do wildfire then.
Watch out, my hell.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
It's fine.
We're gonna do it.
Oh!
I didn't know he was going to do that last attack.
Not impressed.
Okay?
All right, all we gotta do is just keep, we're just gonna play better.
And we're gonna beat him, all right?
Nice.
We're gonna parry every one of these.
Okay, to be fair, we didn't we didn't mess every single one of them up okay. I think that's pretty good
That was pretty good. All right. I can do this. I can beat his ass
Big dick damage. Yes, okay? Perry everything. He's still not dead. We are still in the game boys. We are still in the game. Oh well
Nice to see see I told you guys we're gonna keep doing it
We can do this. Okay, um
Let's do this
Yes, all right
Yes
Five hits five hits five paris
We're not dying
Well I'm gonna just I'm gonna just go all in
I'm gonna just go all in on them if I can't beat him I don't
It's not even if I die I die.
Oh, I can't do it. I can't do it.
This guy's way harder.
This is no joke.
Came early? Yeah. No, I can't know. I mean you can you can beat him.
It's just it's gonna be hard to do. He's very beefy. Yeah. Not even half healthy. Yeah, exactly. You're not even half.
Like fuck that. We're not gonna try that at all.
The Meadows. What the fuck are the meadows?
have I been here before
a painted
what have we here
what the fuck
is this it
it looks like that's it
that's it okay good
I didn't want to miss anything
okay
it's a small area
no that's fine
I mean
if I had sold him
with that one guy
that would have been crazy right
I mean it didn't happen
it did not happen
but like it would have been crazy if it did happen
though. Okay, let's go down this way.
Go ahead CO? Yeah, why? So I could just fuck that one up too?
Oh my... Oh my god. What the fuck?
Damn. This place is huge.
Holy shit. Look at this. What about this?
Okay? I'm just gonna trust it.
Yep, it says danger. I'm gonna trust that they're right.
Yep.
It says danger, that means it's dangerous.
Huge experience farm there?
For sure.
What the hell is this?
He can't go underwater yet.
Oh, oh, I didn't even know you could do that.
Yeah, he said, no.
Experience farm for the enemies?
Maybe I could try that, yeah.
Okay, what's this?
This is just more cosmetics.
Now we'll go in this way.
Stonewave Cliffs Cave
What the fuck is this?
Pepe laugh again
Guys, guys, no
No more Pepe laughing
I thought was a big guy over there
Okay, let me rest
Number one, let me upgrade abilities, number two
Okay, so we're gonna put three points into might for her
And then for him, nine, he has nine points
I'm thinking we give him a lot of agility
How are we feeling about agility for him?
Yeah, let's give him agility because that's a C rank anyway.
Okay, and then for Mayo, we're going to give her luck as well.
Okay, and then for skills, there's nothing really that I'm doing with them right now.
Seven points.
I'm very happy with like where he's at right now.
I could probably use berserk slash because like if he dies or something like that.
But, oh, it does.
is health.
Hmm.
That one is O.P.
You think Berserk slash is OP?
Okay.
Well, I guess I might as well just get it, right?
Very high single target light damage.
That's pretty good too.
Your one shot anyway?
Yeah, exactly, right?
That's what I was thinking.
And then for this, I feel like
sword ballet is really good,
but it's better to stay in virtuoso stance all the time.
So logically, the only time,
that I would really need to do this.
I think it would be better for me to focus on fire damage.
Meso Forte? Which one is that?
Oh, this one here.
Sword ballet is super good.
I'm just trying to think about this.
Okay, we're gonna go with it.
Because I'm thinking that, so five hits,
the other thing with Flore-flurry is that I'm already damage capping, right?
And so, like, that's the other reason why I'm thinking,
maybe I should try something different.
something different. Okay, and then so for Verso, um, I feel like I'm using all of his skills
right now, but if anything, I could just, I could replace berserk slash with Assault Zero.
Like, I feel like Assault Zero kind of sucks. With leadership? No, I think leadership is really good.
Yeah, we're going to start with this. And then his weapon. That's a really good weapon. Like,
I probably should upgrade their weapons. Let me see what's her weapon. So her weapon is nine and hers is
9. Okay, well, we're not going to worry about it too much, then.
Male, level 10 weapon is good with burn. Yeah, I don't have level 10.
And what the fuck? This is like a side zone too.
This area looks crazy.
What's this?
I'm looking, bro, you know what I'm trying to get? I'm trying to get that level 10
weapon, bro. Like, as soon as they get that level 10 weapon, it's going to change my life.
What's this?
Another one of those, too. That's really good.
And that's the big boy. We got to watch out for him.
Go back?
Wait, what?
Go back.
Wait, can I open this door?
No, there's no way, right?
Yeah, no, I'm chilling.
Y'all stressing me out.
Okay.
Let's go through here.
We'll look around.
Make sure we don't miss anything on the way over.
Oh!
That's one?
Um, two?
Where's number three?
I'm gonna find it.
There it is.
This is my left.
Level 10 weapon upgrade.
It's not.
That's insanely fucking good, though.
That's crazy fucking good.
That's literally like an extra overworld heel, like an S-DIS flash shard.
Okay, so how the fuck do I get over to this boss?
Let me see.
Oh, it must be this way.
This has got to be it.
Okay.
Just big dick on him.
Just big dick on them.
Big dick on him.
Big dick on him, it's easy.
Chromatic cockass.
Oh, his crystal.
I'm not sure really how this works.
Yeah, it, no, it didn't work.
Shoot it? No, it doesn't work.
Like, that's what I thought too.
Keep shooting?
I'm a fucking idiot.
Why am I listening to this?
Oh, oh, oh, shit!
Oh, and now I can do the berserk.
No, I can't, I'll have any points.
Okay, uh, let's do, uh, a,
Okay, we're gonna do an auto attack. Okay. No mistake. Bro, that bait? Guys, I don't think so I don't think things are looking very good for me right now.
This is not this is not working good at all. I need to just practice my abilities. Okay, that's fine. It's fine. I'll try it again. It's okay. Mistakes happen. See now, now I know what to do, right?
Male shield break is important here?
Yes, it seems that way.
That's okay.
Now we can beat him.
We know exactly what we know what his tricks are.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
This guy's easy.
Yeah, it's just a lot of the bosses have like these feints
where like they'll attack and it like baits you into doing something.
And then it's like, oh, actually no, that's not what he's doing.
Like I probably should get into the habit of dodging and then parrying.
But like, it's like an ego thing and I don't want to do that.
Which is stupid, but like, I'm just telling you the truth.
Okay.
I just don't know how to handle this.
I just, I, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I just have to play better anyway.
None of this matters.
Okay.
Um, nice.
Okay, she's got six of them.
Uh, got him.
I have a plan.
I actually don't have a plan.
Nice.
Okay, and now we mayhem him?
Jesus!
Huge fucking dead...
Wait, is he actually just dead?
Not quite.
Ready to evade.
Okay.
We can revive her.
Let's go again.
It doesn't matter.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Fucking deleted.
Um...
Danger.
No ego.
No ego.
No ego.
Kill it!
Break it!
Die bitch! Die bitch! Die bitch!
Fuck!
We got his ass!
Oh, we got his ass!
That's a big dick energizing and revive.
That's huge!
Holy shit, that's big!
Interesting.
What a good day to be me!
What a great day to be me!
Theoretically of the 54th.
We're born into social,
contract the terms of which are preset we can neither negotiate nor decline our very first
breath i'm feeling like a winner i had to swallow my pride though with that parry
before we even understand what it is that we're born into we're bound
lumiere operates a certain way it favors a certain group and a certain outcome
i didn't know that big attack that's so much damage at the end though that was crazy
Push too hard to change things and you just might end up on the next expedition
Oh
So nothing ever changes
They just send us out to die
dissenters and the status quo continues
At least out here I don't have to pretend anymore
Damn
Oh fuck I thought I was over
I did everything here right
Like I got all the things I did all the stuff
I think I'm going to put more points
in too, by the way. Like, how are we feeling about putting more points in? Because, like, I, I feel
like I should camp now. Because, like, now, like, I need more. Agi for Verso. Yeah, yeah. Because, like,
so my plan with Verso is I'm just going to build him to use that Stars attack. Because I feel like
that Star's attack is fucking OP. Okay, Expedition Resources. Let's check all those. Okay, we have these.
All right, so cover of Luminos. We're going to do eight for each one, okay?
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I think that was eight, right?
There should be two more, yeah, that's good.
Oops, I gave her too many.
CL?
Why would I need her?
Why don't I need that dumb bitch?
I don't need her.
I'm debating, like, so for his weapon, like, what are we thinking about for this weapon?
Should I upgrade this weapon?
I think I think I think?
No.
You'll get a better weapon.
one. How many upgrade tokens do I have though, right? I mean, like, who gives a fuck? Like, I mean,
I have 21. Like, I might as well just do it because, like, there's nothing else I'm going to do
anyway, right? Like, and I'm going to farm these out, and it doesn't even matter. Yeah, no, it would be
stupid not to do this. Like, I mean, I still have 13 left. Okay, now I want to go over here and
SOS power. Okay, literally nobody cares about this.
So we're going to get rid of this.
And we're going to get...
I forgot what I was doing.
On death, apply AP to allies.
I probably should use that.
Energizing, revive.
He dies a lot.
On applying shell, that doesn't really matter.
Plus 1 AP on Perry, but damage received is doubled.
50% health on killing.
I thought said back shots.
Breaking shots.
What was the one I just got?
heal tent energy.
Healing tents also give one AP.
I don't think that's really that valuable.
Am I crazy for thinking it's not that valuable?
I think, yeah, let's get healing Perry.
That's the one we should get.
Where's my good healing pairing?
Because that one said it's level five,
but didn't I get one that was better?
Energizing Perry.
Let's just get that.
Fuck it.
Yeah, one AP.
That one's obviously better anyway.
Okay, so this is obviously really good.
Good. Okay, we're going to keep these for now. And for Lune, I think we're going to get rid of her auto show. It doesn't really matter. So we're going to get rid of that. And we're going to give her also, or we'll cancel. I think maybe energizing start. I think that would be a really good idea. And then I'm just really deciding on this. Confident pick that was OP. This one? Yeah, that one's also.
also really good too. You're right. I probably should use that. And I could also do energizing.
Can I stack energizing starts where like both of them are active at the same time? Yes.
That's insane. Okay. Well, we're going to do that. And then we can do her luminous as well.
So she has 17 points. Wait, so I could give her three additional AP at the beginning.
Holy shit. Okay. We're going to get that. Yeah, I feel like that's just, it's obviously.
the right play right i mean it just it is and so for versao as well i think we should do the same thing
yeah we give him ap as well and then i want to keep defenseless i'm just debating if there's
anything else that has any value here at all after a free name free aim hit base damage is increased by 50
uh i don't know really if any of these are going to have value but if any of them low it'll be this one
let's go ahead and go with that and then for lunae we've got uh i feel like her break damage would be
really good too apply burn on hitting a marked enemy like because she's doing the break attacks anyway and
burning mark doesn't matter cleansing tent doesn't matter and powering attack doesn't matter
base attack this is this doesn't matter augmented attack base attack doesn't matter versatile
like maybe this would be good cleansing tent as well i i don't think that really matters let's do sOS
power because i'm like always playing on defense and so i think that's a smart thing to do and then for
these i i'm not really seeing any changes really to be made with these okay i'm feeling very cute
right now take off roulette i'm not ready to take off roulette i'm not ready to take
take off roulette. Yeah, I'm close to being ready, but I'm not ready. Okay, now let's go back.
We're going to go to the main area that we were at before.
Because I've built up some more confidence now. What the fuck is this? I don't even know what this is.
Oh, okay. Um, he did. Okay. I got really lucky there, actually.
Jesus, he got destroyed. Okay. Okay.
Oh, I did a lot of damage.
Wait, so now I can just fully pop off on him?
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
That's right.
Okay.
Um, let me give it to her.
Okay.
Watch this.
Watch this.
He dead.
Oh, he's super dead.
He big dead.
He's done.
That's it.
Confident.
Wait, I leveled up a weapon to level 10?
Wow. Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
Now we're making some real progress.
Now what the hell is this place over here?
This is another gestural area. I don't know if I want to do that.
What does this even say?
Gestural Beach. I already did one of these areas.
I'm not going to do this area right now.
The parkour area?
Yeah, I'm not ready to do that right now.
Okay, where do I? Okay, I need to go here.
And this shouldn't be important.
But what's this?
Okay.
We're just not going to go over there.
Yep, we're just not going over there.
It says it's danger.
That means it's danger.
We're just not going to do it.
Let's move.
Okay.
So I feel like we really, uh, I feel like we really did well there.
I'm gonna be real.
Like, I think we did.
Like, we didn't kill that one fat bitch, but other than that, like,
I think things went really well.
I'm happy.
Lune is half health.
Who cares?
I guess, you know what?
Let me just full heal her anyway.
A lot of upgrades.
Yeah, we got a lot of upgrades.
We made a lot of progress.
And like, I wanted to do that a little bit.
Upgrade attributes.
Oh, they leveled up too.
Okay, well, that's even better.
I'm going to give her more points into that.
And I'm going to give him more points into agility.
And then we're going to give her more points into agility.
And then we're going to give her more points into her.
damage. I probably should give her more points into agility too, but I'm not going to do that
right now. And this one I'm still like I'm still like kind of unsure about. Like I could get
defiant strike. I feel like I'm not even really using berserk slash. Right now I'm just going to
hold on to these because I don't only have a plan right now. I'm going to be honest. I just don't.
So fire rage, increasingly high fire damage to every turn until she reaches damage. Okay, so I'm going to
I'm going to probably get this next.
Because I've been burning, I've been building her into fire.
Oops, let me go around.
It's his best attack, though.
I'm going to try and skip some of these.
I already did a lot of these before.
Fast travel, can you do that?
Uh-oh.
At the flag?
Oh, I didn't even know you could do that.
Okay, well, I'm already not at the flag anymore.
So whenever I get to the flag again, I'll do that.
Go around this guy.
Shit! No bitch! No bitch!
No bitch!
Oh, I shouldn't have done that.
Wow!
Okay, there we go. Doing decent.
Tried Berserk. I wasn't low enough health.
Okay, so you can fast travel?
Oh, I see. I didn't even realize that.
Okay. So let's go this way then.
There should be one more in this area.
I gotta look around.
Okay, so this should be it.
Let me go ahead and get this one, then I'm gonna rest and move on.
And so it begins.
Um, I guess we'll go this one.
I see, I see what that is.
Yep, super simple.
This is my level 10 weapon.
It's not.
Oh, what's this?
I thought that was a bad guy.
Expedition 57, Carla.
These siege engines seemed much more powerful in Lumier.
but on this battlefield next to all these broken bodies staring at the true size of the monolith I feel despair
I dare not show my true feelings as commander I cannot yield to fear but I can't help but wonder is pressing forward the correct course of action
Our lives are forfeit anyway, but is there perhaps a better way to spend such precious coin
Damn so she trying to roach out
She don't want to deal with any of that bullshit
Okay, so this is probably the path forward
So I'm gonna go the other way first
Actually, is there something behind this?
This seems like the area where there'd be something behind this area
Okay, there's not
But it was worth a try
What the fuck?
What's up, bitch?
Yeah, we go.
Trade?
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them right now.
I'mma beat the fucking shit out of him.
I'm gonna put them in the bird.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Bro, these delays.
These delays should be illegal.
Okay.
Powerful, that was intended?
That's right.
I did that on purpose.
I don't want to part of my secret stash, but you dueled me good.
I did that.
Yeah, I did all this on purpose.
Obscure.
Nobody cares about this.
Nobody cares about that.
Nobody cares about this.
Okay, we want three of these.
Inverted affinity.
Apply inverted on itself for three turns.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Apply inverted on self for three turns on Battle Start 50%.
Wait, that's insane.
That's fucking disgusting, right?
Is this what I think it is?
You can't heal?
They never heal anyway.
Who cares?
Okay.
Healing skills cost one less AP.
I'm realistically never going to use this.
So I don't really see the point in buying it.
Okay. And so, Mayel is the one that dies super fast.
And I think we change it to this inverted affinity.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, I'm even thinking that we get rid of free aim.
Because free aim isn't even like, it's really not big dick, right?
Is it? It's definitely not.
So put counter.
I could also do first strike.
Why don't I just use this with Confident at the same time?
I guess I could just use roulette as well.
Like, I mean, roulette would be fine.
Where the fuck is roulette?
Augmented First Strike is good?
No, because she does component damage.
So I don't agree with that.
Let's do this for now.
I'm gonna already equipped.
Okay, so, and this is only three.
I feel like if anything
You know what
This is fucking fine
It's fucking fine
There's nothing that needs to change
Everything is okay
Alright let's see
Is any of them level up? No
I guess we'll rest
Let's go
What
Everywhere we go just death
Death and more death
Everywhere we go just death
Don't want to see that anymore
Look my Elliot
I thought you would understand
You said you spent your
Immortality burying the people around you
Doesn't any of this bother you and you
Gustav's dead
Can you keep going like nothing happened?
What the fuck did she do?
Why do myel?
What we must do when one falls?
Crash out for no reason? Yeah a little bit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
It's just her?
Uh-oh.
Where's the guy?
Oh shit.
Are you hurt?
So I should, so she is the healer.
Yeah, I should probably give her healing skills.
Yeah.
Well, we're fucking dead.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, um,
Pretty easy to read.
Okay.
Big dick?
Damn!
Right?
Nice!
Yes!
Inversions.
Okay.
Okay, well she's not gonna get healed anyway.
Big dick.
Big dick, big dick.
Oh, big dick.
All right.
Decent.
Um, let's go hit him with this.
Big dick, big dick, big dick.
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh.
All right, let's take him out.
See ya, bitch.
Fuck, it's a phase two.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Decent?
Gotcha, bitch!
Oh.
Not looking good.
Okay.
Um...
Did I die again?
I'll do it.
You can't win them all!
Yeah.
We're killing them, by the way.
What?
He is dying.
You might not think he's dying right now, but he is.
We're not done.
Please don't do the AOE.
None of this matters.
I'm debating whether it's worth the risk.
I don't think it is.
Halfway, halfway, it's not so bad.
Doesn't matter.
I did that on purpose so I could take damage.
Okay.
Yes! Alright, break bitch!
Oh, he's so close!
Maybe we can get him with Mayhem with three.
Come on!
Oh!
Am I supposed to...
He's dead, right? Like I...
I...
Okay, he's dead. All right, good.
I was really worried there.
I was really worried about that.
Okay.
Base attack has one extra hit.
Uh, I wonder how that actually works.
Beat his fucking ass.
Holy shit, bro. God damn!
God damn!
Everyone wasn't that strong, but you did well.
You do well on fast attacks?
I do well on attacks that, like, delay attacks are what fuck me.
Well, this.
This is what we're fighting for.
Is that his Versa weapon?
Let's check it out.
The lay attacks are obnoxious.
I hate them.
What we got on this shit?
DuListio.
Do listio.
What's do listio?
Play again after our base attack.
What the fuck?
That's insane.
I wonder if it's worth it, though.
You know what?
It is worth it.
So here's what we're going to do.
We're going to use this.
And then now I want to change this, though.
I'm going to remove my break damage.
And then we're going to use instead of that,
we're going to use auto attack bonuses, right?
And so let's actually look at, okay, so I could get life steel.
Okay, so base attack is defenseless.
I think we're going to get rid of breaker.
And let's get rid of breaker, and we're going to get another base attack.
Base attack has one extra hit.
Okay, well, I mean, like, that's the easiest decision of my life, right?
And then so we go back over to Luminas, and then,
we look at this
and critical burn
like this is really good because he has so many
like extra attacks
base attack is defenseless
which one do we really
need? That's fucking insane
I actually think that's more important
than an energizing start
like because that's powerful
and defenseless at the same time
augmented attack
oh yeah that one's also good
okay we're going to get rid of augmented aim
and we're going to get rid of this and we're going to put on this
because he's not he's not going to be doing that anymore
okay
versatile man
the free aim hit
this is hard
this is fucking hard
I just I wish I could get given the points right now
right
SOS power
yeah yeah because I'm already getting powerful already
that's a great point great point
amazing point
okay
now we're fucking cooking
Now we're doing work.
Let me look around real quick.
Okay, let's go.
Give me out of this bitch.
Oh.
We got another one.
I thought I was playing Dark Souls for a minute.
You played Doom yet?
Yeah, I did.
This is fun.
But this is the game.
I'm just being on.
Like, this is the game.
Can I go there?
I see.
I see.
Okay.
So,
I guess everybody's almost dead.
I can just use my heel.
That's right.
Yeah, so I don't even need to reset or anything.
Okay, I wonder if I can...
Yeah, I can.
Okay, cool.
All right, let's go around this way, and we're going to get the perpy.
Oh, lovely.
Okay, that's good.
We're going to give more of these to Verso, I think,
because right now we need to build two different functionalities with Verso.
We need to build auto-attack functionality,
and then we need to build also, like, extra damage.
Look at this area.
Oh, this looks nice.
This looks really nice.
Oh, actually, I should have, um,
because remember I used all those revives.
What about over here?
What's this?
Oh.
Revive tents also give three AP.
I think I need to use that.
Okay.
Um, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna just get rid of that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely need that.
Um, I think that's the, yeah, that's everything here.
Okay, let's move.
Ooh.
Is this the place?
We can bury your friend under this tree.
If...
Oh shit.
He did.
Couldn't wait for me, could you?
I wish we could.
Rest easy, Gustav.
I'll finish what you started.
The painters, my noir.
They will pay.
No more dumb.
Open skies.
I'll save them, Gustav.
Emma, your apprentices, everyone.
You can leave it to us.
You were always there for me.
I'll save them.
Say hi to Sof for me.
Yeah.
We could never tell if you were my brother or my father.
Damn.
But to me, you were both best brother and father I've ever had.
Damn.
Well, shit.
Well, there it is.
He dead.
Let's see.
I'll look around here.
far can I go.
Game of the year.
I think that one thing that's really impressive is how expressive the faces are and everything, too.
That's what's really crazy.
Oh, wait, what's this?
Oh.
For about two hours.
Then there's a big lake.
We shouldn't go there at all.
Like it.
We should make a right and then it's going to take a few hours.
And then we make a stop.
We get some rest and some food.
And then from there, we head north of Monaco Station.
Why there?
Oh shit, we get another guy?
Alright.
...you can't just drawl up to the painter's heart.
Her heart?
Yes, you can't just stroll up to the painter's.
The chroma there is far too dense.
It erases anyone who gets close.
Oh.
But if we destroy her heart, the barrier will fall.
Okay.
Simple.
So where is this heart?
What does it look like?
What it looks like, that I don't know.
But I do know that it's somewhere in the center of old Lumiere.
You found Old Lumier?
Yes.
So it's true.
Before the fracture, our Lumier was part of a larger city on the continent.
Damn.
I've traveled with many expeditions.
I was with the 58th when you found Old Lumier,
the Rimwar arraison, before we could get further.
And I don't know much more.
Alright then. Let's go meet your friend at Monaco Station.
And then we'll take the Patrice's heart.
Paris, you think so? We'll see.
Damn.
It's not Paris? It's just inspired.
Yeah, but it's going to be kind of close, right? That's what I would assume.
Let me go. I'm going to get, now I'm going to get more points for him.
I'm going to put all of the Lumina into him right now because I feel like he's the one that needs it the most.
Yeah, that way he has like five more. And so then he can get like one bonus.
Double duosio?
No, I can't. It's already level 9.
Like, we're good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were thinking of Chuli.
Oh.
I'm not just having.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do.
Damn.
I'll spend time with that ski.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
She reminds me of someone.
Mm-hmm.
Miao.
Well, heard before.
You also thought you knew C.M.
Oh, nine?
You're the one who says all humans say the same to you.
You're the one who says all humans seem the same to you.
It's because you're all cousins.
Same, same, but different.
Wait, what?
Right, so, uh, maybe it's that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, just like Verso is Verso's cousin.
Miel is Miles' cousin.
Brilliant.
You're so very wise.
Yep, Verso the Wise.
Yep. Verso the Wise.
Damn.
Oh, great name.
Oh, can I be Eski the Great?
No, no, wait.
How about Esky the Brave?
Oh, no, no.
Esky the Great is better.
Oh, you're just a big bowl of nonsense sometimes, aren't you?
That's why we're best friends.
Wow.
I don't know what I'm getting out of this, by the way.
I have no idea.
But I feel like it's probably good for me to do this.
Yeah, content?
Yeah, definitely.
Oh, I forgot I talked to that guy and I rescued that one little thing.
Remember that?
You found some of my kids, which is the reward I should give you.
This should be useful.
Oh, a new outfit?
What the fuck?
Okay, maybe the next one's gonna be really good, okay?
The next one's gonna be crazy.
Reported they get the ice? I did.
What's this?
You know, quickly approaches Luna.
I want to apologize for behavior on the way to busker.
Hey.
Oh shit.
I just tend to...
It's...
...pain we feel.
Every time we lose someone.
I've tried many ways of dealing with it.
Running from it.
sitting with it, compartmentalizing it.
But what I needed was to use it.
Like a Sith Lord.
I use everything.
What do you mean?
I, and I let it burn inside me when I'm tired.
When I feel hopeless.
When I want to just let it all go.
I use the pain.
I use the fear,
the shame,
the guilt.
The anger.
I use it all to keep going.
To make sure I continue.
I can almost feel them beside me.
Damn.
Everyone we've lost.
Especially when I use chroma.
I feel their presence, their closeness.
And they help me.
Feel Gustav.
I do.
Like a spirit or some shit?
I'd like to feel him with me too.
Is that like the thing they get disenchanted into?
How do you always know what to do?
I don't want to know a secret.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
And I don't think anyone else does either.
Yeah, it's about right.
Really?
Don't tell anyone else I said that.
Damn.
How come Minoco live so far from the other gesturals?
That's a good question.
Minoco's a searcher.
I travel the land looking for gesturals who went missing after the fracture.
Oh, that makes sense.
A lost gestural.
Yeah.
That and he, uh, pissed off Gogra.
Ooh.
Your oldest friend is a gestural.
Yes.
You've been friends for as long as I can remember.
Because Stalf would have loved that.
Why?
Because he liked gesturals.
Because.
He liked the idea of friendships that could last decades.
Damn.
We don't get to enjoy such long friendships in L'Avier.
Yeah, because they die.
Do you want to spend time with Lune? Yeah?
Yeah, I've been waiting to do that the whole time.
Why are you allying yourself with us?
Mm-hmm.
Not a lot of options out here, in case you hadn't noticed.
What about the previous expeditioners?
Did you help them too?
Yet they still failed.
That's a terrible way to ask questions.
Damn.
Do always interrogate people like this.
Damn.
Given the circumstances, I think we can skip the pleasantries, no?
Alliances are usually give and take.
That's our conversations.
Wow.
Trust goes both ways, though.
Alright then.
As a gesture of good faith,
I'll show you how to use lumina.
Ooh, do I get a buff?
I got it.
Well, aren't you a quick study?
But I appreciate the gesture.
Mm-hmm.
Trust works both ways.
I feel like we already established that.
I feel like we already established that.
And as a gesture of good faith, I'll answer three questions.
Oh.
Only three.
Someone's a bit greedy.
Damn.
Three questions with three follow-ups.
Uh-oh.
You're really pushing this.
I think it's reasonable.
All right.
Go for it.
Okay.
Hmm.
Lundspens times bombarding Versa with questions.
Verso remains evasive.
Which pisses Loon off, but also triggers her insatiable curiosity.
Lune is reocently intrugged as his verso.
Damn.
Nice.
Riz?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, what about this one?
How far up the mountain is Minoko Station?
Will we see snow?
Not too high, but yeah.
There's usually snow.
Oh.
Fantastic.
Oh, right.
There's no snow in Lumia.
Oh.
Only in books and paintings.
Won't we have a snow area before?
It's almost as mythical as gestures.
I thought we were, I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Really?
My husband was obsessed with the idea of snow.
Husband. Uh-oh.
I can't wait to see some.
Hmm.
You can talk to him multiple times.
Building up a harem?
Yeah, exactly. NTR.
Well, I mean, he probably, she probably, she probably,
He probably dead anyway, it's fine.
You seem less stressed than the others.
Is that your conclusion?
After your extensive observation of our team?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
There must be better uses of your time than analyzing our stress levels.
Well, it's important to understand your teammates.
Yep.
Says the mysterious stranger who has yet to share much about himself.
True.
Then consider this my attempt to be less mysterious.
Damn, he's hitting on all of them.
Wow.
Okay.
I'll trade you.
A story for a story.
Quite fair, I think.
Well, there are stories, and then there are stories.
Uh-oh.
You first then.
Something epic and full of danger.
Yes.
No.
Tell me something dark.
Oh.
And personal.
The emo girl.
Oh, going straight for the heavy stuff, huh?
If we're going to share, let's share.
Story for a story, right?
We'll see.
Jesus to tease Verso who remains evasive.
Oh shit, I got a plus one with her too.
Nice.
Trauma dumping first two minutes?
Yeah, I know.
No girlfriend for 100 years.
He's just like me.
Oops, wrong button.
Yes.
You've been friends for as long as I can remember.
Because...
Okay, so we did all these.
Okay, good.
All right, and...
Check up on the others again.
Wait, what's this?
Did I do this?
Oh, I didn't do this.
Are those things?
What are you working on?
Contingency plans.
If we fail, expect...
Edition 32 will need every bit of information we have.
Right, but how are you going to get it to them?
And the crystal, same way we got the other ones.
What do you mean?
Smart.
What are the stars whispering to you?
Actually, I'm the one whispering to them.
Oh.
It's something my dad and I used to do.
When I was scared or even when I was happy.
He'd say, share it with the stars.
Why is the moon so close?
When it's hard to talk about things?
Are we gonna go to the moon?
Surely we're gonna go to the moon.
Yes, 100%
Yeah, 100% we go onto the moon.
I like that.
Mm-hmm.
I talk to the stars a lot after he was gone.
I remember the night we first met
at the Crooked Tower.
Right.
Oh.
Oh.
I was surprised to find you there.
I thought I was the only one who knew about that room.
I had to get away from the harbor.
And those damn petals everywhere.
So I climbed up.
It wasn't logical.
Part of me really believe my parents and their expedition had succeeded.
Had they stopped her.
Well, then why should the thing still happening?
Oh.
Oh.
I knew they weren't coming home.
Damn.
You know, it meant a lot to me.
The comfort we shared that day.
But you avoided me after.
Why?
It wasn't personal.
I cut a lot of people out of my life.
Okay.
Not personal.
I knew my parents had failed.
They were counting on me to finish their work.
I...
i couldn't afford distractions
friends are not distractions
damn
i know that now
wow
i don't think they're gay guys
they're just talking to each other
like that's
what better time to build friendships
yeah guys they're not gay
i could use some wine though
making friends is thirsty work
do you go down to talk to your girls
It's your friends, it's a, that's a girl thing, dude.
It's not even the same.
Okay.
Yeah, girls do that kind of shit.
It's totally different.
Oh, shit, what's this?
Dude, journal? I forgot.
I remember, I remembered it right?
Whenever I clicked the other one.
It really was a beautiful place.
Condonances.
You offered them because we don't know what else to say, but there's no comfort there.
No.
All we can do is carry them with us.
I guess.
Drowning in our own sadness.
Why did you join the expedition?
With the commage, I understand the rest of the team's decision, but you're half the age.
Out here seem better than in there at the time.
It's natural.
Wanting to escape a life you don't want?
Yeah, true.
Escape.
That's what I wanted.
But Gustav and the others, they really want to change.
They really want to change things.
Changing your life also counts.
I'm always short of the world's problems, you know.
It'll drain you fast.
Gustav would probably say,
if more of us cared,
then it would lighten the load for everyone.
He sounds like a good guy.
It's crazy how expressive the character expressions are in this game.
It's a lot.
I kept Gustav's, so you can have mine.
Yeah, it's really a shock.
You need one. If you want.
to be an official member of...
It's like a new standard.
I gotta say, I didn't take you for an official kind of person.
Welcome to the disaster expedition.
The disaster expedition.
That sounds pretty fucking bad.
That sounds real bad.
Nice.
So now she doesn't hate me?
Okay.
How far to Monaco Station?
With SGA?
That should be quick.
Uh, what about this?
Can I do something with this?
It's a trebuche.
What the fuck?
Just a minute, let me look around.
Oh shit, it's over that way.
Okay, let me go this way.
Alright, let's do it.
Let's beat his ass.
Okay, um, we're gonna do something smart.
Well, I didn't do as much as I thought it would.
Fuck.
Okay, um, okay.
And then we'll do...
Uh, I probably could just do wildfire.
but we'll do mayhem on uh let's do it on this guy nice oops doesn't matter damn what the
fuck i thought i hit that oh right i forgot about his auto attack
yeah i forgot all about that shit okay um skills let's see what else can he do um nothing really
so i'm just have him to do this is it a now um um
Um, okay, I'm gonna just kill him then.
Okay, got him.
He dead.
He dead.
Annihilated.
I thought the, uh, his like big attack was gonna do way more damage.
Okay, let's go this way.
Okay.
I don't look around.
If at S, he does if it's at S?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm looking around.
There's snow everywhere now.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna use one of the heels.
I might as well, right?
And these guys only sell like...
I feel like they only sell like outfits.
Yeah, they always sell outfits.
Okay, let's go this one.
Is that a bad guy?
I think that's a bad guy.
That's a bad guy.
Okay.
This one's gonna be super fucking easy.
Okay.
There we go, bach, bach, bach, bach.
There we go.
I just started shooting on them.
Okay, how's she black? Is she black? I don't know about that.
Okay.
What the hell is this over here? I didn't even see that.
What is this?
Oh, it's just a misunderstanding.
I feel like I don't need to...
Is there anything important over here?
No.
Okay, that's a glitch.
Okay, alright, I was about to say.
Okay, yeah, never mind, okay.
I was like, what the fuck?
Okay, let's go this way
I think this is obviously the path I need to take
Let's go
It's not a glitch, it's a bridge
Yeah, those like little white things
Were around there, I just
I don't know
Ooh
Follow the tracks
And lead us to Monarcher
Okay
A train
This stuff would
Can me rest
Upgrade my shit
Um
Let's give him more stamina
I think we're gonna give him more stamina because, uh, I feel like doing it.
Yeah, I think that's the, that's the right decision, because I feel like doing that, that thing.
Is it true before the fracture, Lemire had trains running throughout the continent?
What's all of this?
All running late.
But, does that sense more stamina?
You think so?
I mean, I just seem to me to, oh.
This is a fucking boss fight.
A grandis.
They're real too.
The fuck is a grandis.
What the fuck? Damn.
For a second, I thought that was an upgrade, but it's not.
Okay, I can talk to him.
Contrary to what some believe guard duty is quite rewarding.
Okay.
Oh, is this it?
All in the air?
Oh, fuck.
I feel like maybe I should get this defiant strike thing, man.
Like, what do you guys think about defiant strike?
It's goaded?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, and I still can't get that.
And we're gonna get this sword ballet next.
What the hell is this area?
What about over here?
See that?
He's smart.
I feel like I have so much chroma now.
I don't need, like, I never need to worry about, like, spending money.
Like, I've got so much fucking money.
Okay, and there's nothing over there, right?
No, there's not.
Let's keep moving.
Cool us? All right. Well, I guess maybe not.
This is gonna be some kind of bull. Yep.
Winoco's not here.
Oh shit.
Slow as ever.
Reflexes remain sharp as ever. I approve.
Nice.
Did Verso pull you into another adventure?
Damn.
How do you do that?
I don't have a time to kill. So I taught him.
Ladies.
Good eye.
Ow!
Interest you.
in a jewel?
Definitely a gesture.
Uh-oh.
We're trying to talk until we've calmed Manoca to a relaxing fight.
Be careful that.
Monarcho's fighting style is a bit peculiar.
Oh, we gotta fight this fucker?
Oh shit.
Okay.
What's this music?
Turn into a nevron?
Jesus.
Okay.
Nice.
Man, he's got a lot of fucking health.
I'll do it.
Damn.
Okay.
We'll go ahead and do this.
All right.
And now we'll do...
Okay, so we'll do...
I really don't even know.
I guess I can just do this again, walking shot again.
I don't really have a lot to do with him.
Oh, I'm not auto-attacking.
Bro, he...
I keep forgetting about that.
Okay, uh, items.
All right, let me, I got a res her again.
Okay, well, we got one, right?
Okay, so we do the auto attack, see that?
There.
Okay.
Oh, fuck, I'm like one away.
Okay, um, I guess I'll just do another attack for now.
Yeah, I don't really care a whole lot.
Okay.
So, okay.
I will do rain to fire wow well can I can I just use mayhem on him oh I don't have any of the
buffs okay um I guess I'm gonna save it I'm gonna save it that's right that's right
okay and now we're gonna take him out yes okay um I'll do this nice he's
You're stunned.
Okay, good?
Okay.
Alright.
Um...
Right, auto attack.
I keep forgetting about the auto attack.
Oh, I didn't realize that gives me double points.
That shit was not gonna happen.
Like, you knew that shit was not about to happen.
Okay, well, he about to be dead.
Oh, oh, wait, oh wait, uh...
Okay, I'm just gonna kill him.
Yeah, let me just kill him.
What?
All right, all right.
Not so bad, huh?
Fuck, bro, I should, I should have revived her.
I should have just fucking revived her.
No distraction, son.
I'm really busy beating up strangers.
Uh-oh.
You're still slow.
Man with the weird arm.
Uh-oh.
Wrong time to ask.
Oh, we gotta go this way.
Oh, a stalact.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I only got three of those.
I don't need too many of those.
Let me rest right now.
Bro, we got dick there.
Actually, we're, wait.
Let me upgrade.
Okay, oh, it was only her?
I thought the other one's got one, too.
Like, we're gonna get more points for crit.
Actually, should have gotten her agility, but that's okay.
Okay, so what's over this way?
Ah, shit!
It's the first fight, defeat the Stalact, with your fearsome talents.
We gotta fight another one of these fucking guys.
Jesus.
Oh.
Is this serious?
Yes.
Oh.
That's like that one thing that was out in the open world.
Okay.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, so wait.
Verso, won't you use gradient attacks?
Wait, what?
Only pointers from the one sitting as a lazy-
mechanic?
You didn't teach them, did you?
You lazy old fart.
Very well.
I should.
show generous that's carve apart my wisdom ujp used to cast a skill okay well i don't really know what that is yet
let me do my auto attack okay it's a limit break use it okay i'm gonna just use it see what happens
oh okay thought his ass that was cool
Okay.
Alright, let's take his ass out.
Big Dick.
Nice.
Pop, pop, pop.
There it is.
He dead. He dead.
That's right.
He thought he was about to Zorb that shit.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Guys never gonna remember ball attack first.
Oh, I forgot about that again, didn't I?
Yeah, I did.
What are you doing?
He eaten his ass.
Oh.
What?
What the fuck?
By collecting everyone feet.
Don't ask me how it works.
I've never understood.
Now that we've had some good battles to warm the spirits.
To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?
We're heading for Lumea.
Okay, bye.
Hey, come on.
Damn.
Hey, hey, look, I know we failed.
Before but this time it's different.
Don't you recognize her?
Of course I do.
Then you know what that means.
This is our shot.
It might be our only shot.
This is your only shot.
Oh.
Out of the question.
I will never join you again.
There will be a lot of fighting, though.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it's true.
There will be a lot of fights.
Exactly.
Can I be a man.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Yes. Good.
Noco is coming to.
Oh, you are.
Nice.
A lot of merchants.
The undisputed top merchant in the world.
As a responsible parent, this is a superb idea.
Let us go to old Lumiere.
What the fuck?
This amazing, yeah, that was good.
Responsible parent?
obvious grandes came out now you go talk them they're nice certain gesturals
take the aix of north okay oh oh okay do you want to play this tutorial yeah yeah let's do it
okay monoco what the fuck moves the bestial wheel pointer forward every mask on the wheel
upgrade specific skills the almighty mask
upgrades all abilities. Upgrade skills are stronger or gain additional effects. Okay. Okay.
Wait, that's me! Okay, so now I'm a caster. A little legs. What the fuck? Blue Mage? Yeah, I get it.
I actually don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, balanced. All right, so
ah, I see, I see, I get it. I get it. Yeah, I get it now. Foolish move. No, you don't. No, I do. I do. I don't.
don't get it. I don't think I get it. Nice. Okay. You just feed a Pelor and looted his leg,
which allows Monaco to learn the skill. Pelor and heel. Just open a skill mendo and open up his new
skill. Okay. What the fuck? Pellor and heel. Oh, fuck. What the fuck? This is a weird-ass
character. Oh my god. Check his skill tree? Okay. Well, I can't right now.
That's a weird character. He's O.P.
Is he?
He's super O.P.
Really?
Learn skills.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
You gotta get all their feet.
Does he have to be in the fight when I do it?
Yes. Okay.
I feel like I just got used to having one character.
And now they're trying to change it up on me.
Like, they're trying to change all this shit up on me.
me man just level level one yeah i'm just trying to think about it you want to level them all
i'm just trying to think about what to do lune yeah i feel like i would get rid of her but like bro i put
so much time and effort into getting this character leveled up don't know his skill points yeah
also as a matter i'll probably use him later i don't want to deal with it right now beautiful weather today
too warm high above the heavens awesome to snowflats
What the fuck?
Big mistake?
No.
I...
What's this?
Oh.
Would you kindly descend from there?
No.
Oh, shit.
He's gonna jump.
Okay, and so we went there.
All right, we have to go the other way.
You missed a merchant?
What?
No, I didn't.
Oh, he has a merchant hat on.
No, you're not a...
Wait, no, that's not a merchant.
This guy?
Oh, it's got to be a merchant.
one of these guys. It is what it was. I shall soon rekindle the flames of the great forge and our
defense is anew. You use weapons of a sword. We are well versed in the methods of misdirection.
The bell that we gifted our furry gestural friends some long time ago. Perhaps some of our
designs might be of yours in your journey. Great. Oh fuck. Fuck.
It's developing somebody like greatly in two search and struggle undoubtedly aid you in battles well.
The eternal ice, the type of ice that never melts.
You can find somebody not far to hear.
Oh, shit.
Return the eternal ice, and I will augment to your defenses.
Let's do it.
Okay, why should go do that?
Shouldn't I go do that?
Amazed grand ass.
Ancestors from Horses Station.
Marvel's breathed fire.
It's astonishing, is it not?
The many wonders your ancestors have wrought.
Oh, he wants to go to old lumen air.
Okay.
Talk to the red hat guy as a woman.
Oh, right.
Oh.
Hmm?
Sorry?
We grand this our impervious to call, but it's utterly dreadful for me as one.
Can you guess why? Why?
There's no need for clothes.
We run about naked as the day we were born.
As a fashion designer, my talents languished from disguise.
My life needs colors and textures.
I have a brilliant idea.
Let me dress you.
But before I drape you with elegance, you must first best be in eloquence.
Okay, what?
It's a battle consists of three rounds.
One must display an excellence of poetry.
I shall design a new attire for one to be able to best me in an eloquence battle.
Shall we begin?
Yes.
Let us commence.
Is eloquence a boss fight?
Are you ready?
Finish my sentence in a wonderfully poetic way.
Life blooms like a rose with petals soft and frail.
Okay, I don't know, this one.
It's the longest one.
Yeah, sure. Your words impress me. Let us continue.
Life's a canvas painted with the colors of our strife.
Is it the longest one? Okay, so it's the longest one again.
Okay, so this is probably going to be one of the shorter ones,
because, like, logically, the first two would be...
Yeah. Life sings a song of joy and pain.
Its notes both sweet and bitter.
I mean, I didn't know. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know?
Okay. Okay.
All right. You have away with words, young lady.
It was just the longest one every time.
I didn't think that's what it was gonna be.
Hold on from him.
It's gonna take me some time to create my piece.
There it is.
A new outfit.
Oh God.
What a fuck about a new outfit.
We have to go over here.
Use it.
Let me look and see.
It's the same thing.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's just white armor.
That's it.
Okay.
There's another one.
Expedition 65.
Orrallion.
The Grandes have embraced us with such warmth and hope.
What a balm for the soul to know that other being survived,
that we and Lumiere are not alone.
It truly is a miracle.
The Grandis retreated to higher ground after Neverson overran their lands.
It is bittersweet, but at least the most important part of their civilization will survive.
Their children.
Fortunately for them, they do not appear affected by the gomarch the way we are.
It is painful knowing our expedition has found.
Damn.
But at least we can enjoy our final days among friends.
Damn, bro, he fell off.
Take this.
Oh, a recode.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, so is this the path?
Let me see if it is.
That's a good guy, right?
Search of your old home.
Yes.
Wrong way?
Okay.
I thought I had to go to the ice.
I could be wrong, but like, yeah, I thought I had to go to the ice.
Okay. You'll die? Okay. Okay.
Let me, I might as well go loot the purple thing, though, right?
Let me a second. Okay.
Excuse me. All right.
Color of Luminah again.
So if I'm not supposed to be here, maybe I should...
Let me see if I'm supposed to be here or not.
I'm going to fight this guy. We're about to find out if I'm supposed to be here or not.
Oh, this is fine.
Oh. Oh, I didn't realize that was even going to happen.
Okay.
Okay, um, uh, I, I guess I can just use, yeah, Q.
Damn, bro, he got fucked up.
Yeah, this is nothing. You guys are stressing me out over nothing.
This is easy.
Oops.
Look.
I don't even need to do these abilities. I just kill the ass.
He just dead.
I'm still outside.
Glaccio.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, the eternal ice.
Am I an expert?
Yeah. Well, it's got to be this way, right? It has to be this one. What about over here?
Let me go this one. This has got to be where it is, right? This has to be where it is.
Um, yeah, that's a bad one. We saw that. Let's go in this one instead. Okay. We'll rest.
I don't think there's any upgrades I need to do. All right, let's keep moving.
The cop carousel? No, it's just the carousel.
It's all fucked up.
It's nice to see expeditions once more.
You've met other ones. Several years. What happened to them?
I'm afraid I'm unaware of their fate. We had a pleasant enough conversation.
We were in quite a rush. Couldn't bear the time to assist me.
Our beloved carousel was frozen over. The ice is too thick for me to break it. Perhaps you could help.
Let's see what we can do? Okay.
Easiest game on my life. Can I get on this?
Damn!
Damn! All right. I'm forever in your debt. This will bring cheer to others.
Of Grandes and human children playing here together. Human children before the fracture.
What was that like? There were no Nevrons and thus no need for violence. Our battles relied upon the sharpness of our wit and not our swords.
My friend Elis would ride the carousel and make up stories together. Tales of daring to do.
She had such a lovely way with words, but after the fracture, I never saw her again.
She was kind and eager to help others just like you. She took great pride in
her hair. Sadly, I can longer remember the details of her face, but I'll never forget her hair.
I could show you if you'd like.
Okay. Is not that, like that Sophie?
I miss her dearly. It makes me happy to see a part of her live on.
It's like the Sophie hairstyle.
Fuck.
That's a weird, bro, that's weird. Like, she'd been looking the same way the whole time, bro,
like, fuck that. We're not trying to, yeah, let's just go back.
The other one look way more normal.
It's a Karen haircut? Yeah, it is a Karen haircut.
Okay
Nice
Nice
Let's go
Damn that was pretty easy
That's because I'm good at the game guys
That's haircut for male is a short one of my opinion
Guys I really got to tell you
I don't give a fuck about that shit
That's some bullshit
That's some bull motherfucking shit man
Yep alright let's go this way
Yeah I'm I'm there I'm there to do some fucking damage
All right like that's what we're doing
All right let's go
we're gonna ignore them we already killed them they got their ass beat
and what about this thing over here
fuck the fuck oh oh shit i felt wait i just randomly press buttons
oh shit i was just randomly pressing buttons i just i didn't even see him damn i
nice yeah he got deported okay let's go this way
we have to go back to old lumine here and it works it works it does
Let's go inside.
Monoco Station.
You get cool shit.
Yeah, I know.
I'm going to camp in a bit.
Now I'm going to go get it.
But now we can leave this area, and we can go to the other spot now.
I feel like we've been cooking, honestly.
We've been beating every boss pretty much in one try.
Like, this has been going really well.
We've been doing awesome.
Let's go up this way.
Yeah?
When you get four, you get a big reward.
I'm gonna get another one really soon.
For sure.
What's over here?
Nothing.
Why are they so big?
We're gonna find out.
Okay.
Bitch.
Maximum damage.
Yeah, maximum damage is right.
Holy shit.
Okay, and let's look around.
What about this?
Thomas of the 47th drunken brigade
Trunken brigade
Benjamin's been calling us
the drunken brigade
Ha! I love it
Yeah, we do our best work after a few
The trick
Is finding that perfect point
Where our nerves have calmed enough
That your mind and body are one
But not so calm
That your reactions are dull
Some of the lads haven't quite
Manning's riding that hitch
I remain in full control of my body and force
Oh sounds like someone spotted another never on everon
Better fuel up for our next dance
for lubei air
Well I guess so that one kind of didn't go very well considering the never on still here
Yeah I guess it just didn't really work out
Okay um I guess might hit him
Okay um
Not really sure what I can do here
here. I don't know what the fuck this is. I also don't know like what type of fuck I don't know
anything. Okay, I'm gonna just hit this. Oh, it takes almost no damage. Okay.
You're dead. Okay. I'm gonna get this right here. Since that way, oh, she goes into offense.
Oh, I made it. I mess up. I mess up. I didn't know this was going to happen that way.
That's okay. Mistakes happen.
Okay, um
Well, I guess in this circumstance, what we should do is
Maybe do a little bit of rain of fire
9,000, that's a lot
We gotta do big damage on fat boy
Big damage, big damage
Oh, oh, oh, oh
That's right, that's right
Bergen eats Luneh, that's okay, we don't give a fuck about her
Okay, I will do the auto attacks here, okay?
There
See that? That was me. That was me doing the thing I was supposed to do.
Okay. I actually don't know what I should do here. I wanted to give her extra points
That way we could uh oh wait okay yeah now she's in virtuoso stance
Man bro she did heavy so ooh okay um
nice
Okay. Oh, now we can do the thing. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Oh, that didn't do it. That was awful. Oh, we got broke. Nice. That's what you get, fatty.
Ready to strike. Okay. I don't know. Mark him. You guys really think Mark? I mean, I, I feel like powerful would be better. You like that, huh? How about that?
You want another one?
Bitch?
Fuck you.
Jesus.
He is getting Omega-dict, guys.
I'm gonna be honest.
Like, he's getting mega-dict.
Um, I'm thinking that we actually do...
Yeah.
Believe in the...
Believe in the dream.
Okay?
Wait, what?
Well, that wasn't what I wanted to happen.
That was not what I wanted to have happen.
Okay, um, let me see.
Gradient attack.
Okay, so, all right, let's do this.
He's so dead, by the way.
There's all part of it.
And now I can do mayhem anyway.
He breaks.
I had a dream.
You see that?
Everything exactly was according to plan.
I got another turn after those.
All right.
See ya bitch?
It didn't even show.
It didn't even tell me how much damage I did.
It just said yes.
That was it.
It just said, yep.
Polish chromo catalyst.
Is that what I think it is?
Um, is it or not?
No, it's not.
Okay.
I thought it was, but it wasn't.
Break damage on burning enemies.
That's good.
I don't think I'm going to use that, though, realistically.
Oh, we got another fat dick sucker here.
Okay.
Break is crazy important.
Not yet.
I have a plan.
You guys have to trust in the plan.
That was not part of...
Doing that little damage was not part of the plan.
Oh.
Yeah, you don't like that.
Fuck you.
That was...
All right, here we go.
Okay, so things are not looking good for me.
Okay.
All right, things are not looking good.
good. Just being farmed. Yeah, I forgot. I actually forgot what my plan even was. Yeah, I, I forgot.
Let me try and do this again. Use the reserve team. Okay. Okay.
I have to do this.
Okay. See that? Better strategy.
I don't know what the fuck the original strategy was, but it was a bad one.
That was a lot of damage.
Bitch.
He's dead.
He's dead.
We're about to big dick on him.
We're about the big dick on him right here.
He's got defense.
He's got defense.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I'm gonna put him in the dirt.
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I'm actually surprised he's not dead.
I thought he's about to be dead there.
The fuck out of here.
You got to here.
I thought I needed to kill him.
I didn't.
Okay.
I think it's this way, right?
What's this way? What's this way? What fuck is this?
Esoteric ruins.
Oh, fuck.
We gotta make sure we're ready for this.
My being a core, with the form of a damn soul,
in this state I'm nothing but condemned.
I'm condemned to wander endlessly as I'm separated from my companions.
But I fear that they were the ones who cut me off.
I'm vulnerable.
Will you be the one to deal the final blow?
Will you a spirit?
This concept is unfamiliar.
me, could you enlighten me?
The wandering soul of a dead person, someone that's dead.
Did I die, since my duty is unwritten to me?
Pardon me, I may not know the answer your question,
as I do not know the state of my nature, where you kill my neverons.
Another concept that alludes me.
It's weird that they don't know about nevrons.
It's possible they died before or during the fracture.
Perhaps explore systems are why he sought this place.
It's a complicated story.
Please listen, I yearn for something.
Yearned for what?
I don't know.
Beyond the cliff is something resonating in the hopes of something from bringing to path.
Or perhaps they called never on something else.
Okay, I gotta go up there.
Easy.
He yearns for the mines.
Is that true?
Okay.
What the fuck is that thing?
I heard it.
There's another one right there.
Where's the last one?
It's probably right over here, right?
Oh, fuck.
What?
Ooh.
Nice.
I wasn't used to that.
Usually there's like invisible walls, so I didn't think that would happen.
Okay, maybe it's inside of here.
There it is.
I'm gonna get our stuff now.
$5,000.
That's a lot of money.
Is there only two options?
Yes.
I'm not sure how this works yet.
Oh, this is it. I'm done.
The door closed again.
Spooky.
Nice. Not so bad. That was it?
Oh, oh, okay. I was about to fucking say.
Okay, one more. Wait, there's one more. Where? Like, we're not, we're not doing this shit again.
Is it on that roof? Oh.
Great.
Wood boars. They all have shiny buildings. Okay, good.
All right. We got it.
Sometimes I just don't see things.
Like, and usually it's like all the time, actually.
Okay, that wasn't so bad.
You just go too fast?
Yeah, I know.
That was a bit of a cock sucker of a puzzle, man.
Okay, now what?
It beckons.
You have it, this is the material.
Will it work?
Come closer.
Like, you're talking about the wood boards.
Do you not see?
I'm exposed.
I have not the means to protect this frail core, so please give these to me.
Give them.
This is good.
My duty renewed.
I'm coming back to life.
Healing and ally also applies.
shell for one turn. Okay. I thank you. My form is now complete. So you were a Nevron. I'm not familiar
with the term. What reason do you cause me a Nesmon? You kill humans trapping their chroma.
I see. I am now defined by my duty. Fortunately, I don't think what you call a spirit anymore.
Being defined as a Nevron feels right. Should I kill him? I feel like there's no reason to kill him,
right? I mean, like, who cares? Yeah, like who gives a talk? Like, yeah, why would I do that?
That's dumb as fuck
He's a nice guy
Yeah, I never can't
Yeah
Somebody said like there's one of them
That's like a quest line later on
So like after that I never wanted to kill any of them
Because I was afraid of messing something up
Oh this is this fuck ass just responds
Okay
I guess it must be this way
Leave it for Exhibition 32
Yeah true
Good idea
Welcome my friends
Oh fuck
Anyone's still here
Just never mind
Oh.
So this is where our piece of Lumiere used to be.
Well, that sounds pretty bad.
Before the fracture ripped to part the world and threw us into the sea.
We're lucky it did.
That's probably the only reason we survived.
The heart of the painter's in the center.
Let's go.
Merchant?
Wait, there was a merchant?
I don't know how I didn't see.
I thought that was like a, like a thing.
A place to absolutely react.
It's wicked.
Okay.
him. Maybe I should use Versa, honestly. We use mail. Damn, he got a lot of health.
Okay. He dead though, it doesn't matter. It's over. See ya bitch.
So easy. It was brilliant. I like you. Trade.
Algurion and consume one foretell. That seems really good if you, if you get that maxed out.
level 9.
Applying powerful is duration is increased by 2.
I feel like I should just buy this, right?
I mean, like, I feel like every single time
in this reviving tent, we'll obviously get that.
That's fucking crazy.
I feel like we should just buy both of these, right?
Yeah, I mean, I have so much money anyway,
and I can just go farm money.
I'm just going to buy the weapon, too.
Who cares?
Like, I still have 60,000 items.
The only thing is, like, right now,
like, most bosses that I fight,
kill me in one hit anyway.
So it's like, it doesn't really matter if I have like, oh, you've got a lot of health.
Oh shit.
You need a way forward.
The heart is in the center of the city.
Right?
Show off a bit, Manoko.
Do the thing.
Just admit you can't do it yourself.
Damn.
Wait, what the fuck happened?
I thought that was supposed to happen.
Why the hell did you?
Sorry.
I fucked up.
I just wanted to show off.
We just have to regroup.
The other should be fine.
Damn.
Verso said the heart is in the center of old Lumiere, right?
Right.
Okay, Minoko.
Stop crying.
We have to move.
Yes.
Sorry.
Damn.
Wrong time, bro?
Yeah, he really fucked up, huh?
That was a mistake.
Okay, I gotta pause.
I gotta take a break.
Oh!
Okay, not play Monoco? Yeah, I got a break.
Forced, uh, forced usage time.
Am I going to have to? Oh no. Oh no. Am I going to have to use them?
Wait a second. Uh-oh.
For a bit. Uh-oh.
We got, we got to figure this out then.
It's okay, Minoco.
Yep.
Let's move on.
All right. You only have three characters now? All right. Well, we're going to have to figure it out next time.
I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. So, uh, yeah. Uh, we're going to play more of this.
and I might try to spec these characters off stream
just so I can get it done.
And then I guess we're going to have to do it.
This is why he needs level all characters.
I didn't know this was going to happen.
I had no idea.
But anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching.
I appreciate it.
We had a very good time today.
We had fun.
I enjoyed myself.
I hope you guys did too.
So we'll be back on tomorrow
and then we're going to get back into it.
We're going to play more of this.
So thank you guys.
I really appreciate it.
And I will see you all then.
So until next time, gentlemen.
Peace! See ya!
