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Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm going to be honest, bro. Like, I went live today for one fucking reason. It's to play this game. Like, I, like, I played this shit yesterday, or not yesterday before. And, like, we went, we went in on this game. Like, game of the year, it's in my opinion right now as game of the year. Like, I am so into this game. I've been having so much fun playing this game.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Like, yeah, that was it. This game is peak cinema. Do you think it's game of the year? No, I don't think it's game of the year. I know it's game of the year. It's going to be game of the year 100%. like there's no way it loses like I think that
Starting point is 00:00:33 so the reason why I think it's going to be game of the year is because so if I compare this and you know you think about it you compare it with obviously Death Stranding 2 right I think that's going to be another really big contender I think that this is going to come out ahead one of the big reasons why is because of what it represents for the gaming industry
Starting point is 00:00:57 It is a new version of turn-based combat that was used previously, but it was never really done properly. That's number one. Number two, it was a tiny studio that made this game, which defied every expectation and assumption that people had with game development. And number three, there's no part of this game that's bad. There's nothing about it that's like, you know, for example, like there are some things, like Final Fantasy 16, for example, right? Like, the exploration was really bad and the RPG elements were really bad. But with this game, that's not the case. Like, every part of this, and also it's cheap too.
Starting point is 00:01:38 That's another great example. It's $50. That's a better point than what I was making, actually. It's a $50 game. So, cheap game, small studio defies all expectations inside of a genre that makes a synthesis between two very popular genres in a way that's popular and it does really well. Now, I'm going to be honest, guys. I'm really worried that I'm going to be bad today.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Because I played Doom yesterday, and the parry window for Doom was so big that I don't know if I'm going to be able to parry at all today. Like, I actually had to, and I had to quit playing Assassin's Creed Shadows because of how fucking easy the, uh, because of how fucking easy, you know what the other thing I wanted to do was before I do any of this. I wanted to go back and kill that big fat dick sucker Do you remember the big fat dick sucker on the original island? Yeah, I want to go kill him real quick
Starting point is 00:02:43 And do that makes sense? Yeah, exactly, right? The side hoe? Yeah, maybe we're going to just move around. Yeah, you can fuck him up? Yeah, I will. It's going to be no problem now. So have you quit Doom because it sucks?
Starting point is 00:02:55 I didn't quit Doom because it sucked. I started playing this game because it's better. It's a little bit different, right? Like, I don't think Doom sucks. I just really want to play this game. I'm gonna go back and I'll, I want to go kill that cockboy. A peri god lives within you. Yeah, but we've got to reawaken him. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:03:22 Ogg! Who the fuck is Sprag? Why does he have three turns? Uh... Okay, let's do a marking shot. Okay. I think we're gonna go somewhere else. Yep, we're gonna go somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I don't think we're ready for him yet. He does too much damage. He's a little bit too strong for us. Let's go over here. I don't think so either. Yeah, just really, really bad time there, huh? Okay, it was this guy over this way, I'm pretty sure. And he was right over...
Starting point is 00:04:48 I think he was right over here. No? Where the hell was he? I'm getting lost. Maybe it was this way. Yeah, it was this way. I'm actually going to explore around and see what else is in the world He's killable, you just have to not get hit for two hours
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah, for sure Yeah, I can definitely do that Alright, now we're gonna kill this dick sucker God gamer, that's right Okay Okay Why am I not able to pop this thing? I don't know why I wasn't able to
Starting point is 00:05:52 Um Did I miss? I missed? Okay. Get them out of here. All right, now we big dick them. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Get them out of here. Okay, and for this, we'll go ahead and we'll do, let's do marking shot as well. Nice. And then for her, let's go ahead and do, as much as I want to do mayhem, I feel like it's not really the right option right now. I think we're just going to amelate him. Yeah, let's just emulate him. 3,000, it's not bad.
Starting point is 00:06:57 He ate verso. That's kind of bad. Okay. All right, now let's go ahead and we'll do... We'll do emulation again. Yep, it's fine. Okay, and then we'll do Pierce. Nice.
Starting point is 00:07:25 All right. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, guys. Everything's okay. she's got 12 health that's all i need okay um i'm just gonna emulation again it doesn't matter okay swift strike again um maybe i could do rain of fire yeah i'm gonna do rain of fire i've never used this ability before okay parrying everything let's just rest her up again and uh we're gonna go ahead and just res her Uh, we're gonna shoot him. That's where we get a stain. Nice. I'm gonna parry these.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Nice. Yes! Okay. Um, swift stride. Nice. And now we may ham him. Oh, it's gonna break him. Yes. Jesus. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's He's getting Omega-Dict. Okay. Um, you guys will see why I'm doing that. Okay. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Yes. Now we big dick him. Oh. Oh. There it is. Eat him again. See what happens. Oh, he's not even going to eat him again.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Okay. Nice. Okay, he's got one point. Can't do anything with one point? No. Let's see Alright, so I'm gonna give him I'm gonna use him
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm gonna shoot once Might as well Because he's gonna get eaten anyway And they're gonna use items Or wait, use W Wait, items There we go, okay good And then we're gonna give
Starting point is 00:10:32 5 AP to Um Yeah, lose There we go Okay good And Yeah Now we do mayhem again
Starting point is 00:10:50 Big Dick Mayhem again Big Dick Mayham I fucked up there. That's okay. Nice. He's gonna eat her? Doesn't matter. Nobody cares. Literally nobody cares. Okay. Um, debating what to do here. I actually don't know what to do here. I'm gonna try to do assault zero. I've never used this before. It's the way it goes. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. Get ready. There it is.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Okay. Yes. Fucking got his bitch ass. There it is. See, I told you guys we get him. Holy fuck, man. All right. Is there anything behind this?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Let me see if there is. Um, ooh, here's something, maybe. Interesting. What is it? What's so interesting about it? What did I get? Burgeon on skin. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Oh, who's this? Oh, is this who I think it is? Yes! We're gonna go turn him in! The Healing Perry? Yeah, Healing Perry is fucking insane. I'm gonna put that on, but... Like, I was actually expecting the other attack to do more damage,
Starting point is 00:14:23 like Verso's big attack, but it just didn't. That's okay, though. Okay, so... I feel like we did everything on this island, right? like we cleared everything here except for maybe like we did everything here right no fuck no
Starting point is 00:14:49 which one did we not do bad burgeon cave what the fuck is that let me see let me move away here not even close there's a gestural arena oh I'm not ready for that
Starting point is 00:15:15 yeah I'm not strong enough to do that so what about like over here What happens if I just go to an island over here and just that's a big boy What what I'm gonna hit him why does he have so much health? What the fuck? Okay um Ah geez, I don't know what to do he's a boss. Yeah, he is Okay, I'm gonna see if I can kill this this other guy Didn't even matter fuck. Okay, um, we're gonna do wildfire then
Starting point is 00:16:54 bro bro it's fine we're gonna do it oh I didn't know he was going to do that last attack okay all right all we gotta do is just keep
Starting point is 00:17:45 we're just gonna play better and we're gonna beat him all right nice we're gonna parry every one of these okay To be fair, we didn't, we didn't mess every single one of them up, okay? I think that's pretty good. That was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:18:19 All right. I can do this. I can beat his ass. Big dick damage. Yes! Okay? Perry everything. He's still not dead.
Starting point is 00:19:06 We are still in the game, boys. We are still in the game. Oh, well. Watch out my elf. Nice to see see I told you guys we're gonna keep doing it We can do this. Okay, um Let's do this Yes, all right
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yes Five hits five hits five paris We're not dying Well I'm gonna just I'm gonna just go all in I'm gonna just go all in on them if I can't beat him. I don't deserve it Bring it on If I die, I die I can't do it
Starting point is 00:20:49 I can't do it This guy's way harder This is no joke Came early Yeah No I can't No I mean you can beat him It's just it's gonna be hard to do
Starting point is 00:21:03 He's very beefy yeah Not even half healthy Yeah exactly He's not even half Like fuck that We're not gonna try that at all The Meadows What the fuck are the Meadows
Starting point is 00:21:13 Have I been here before? A painted... What the fuck? Is this it? It looks like that's it. That's it? Okay, good. I didn't want to miss anything.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Okay. It's a small area? No, that's fine. I mean... If I had sold him with that one guy, that would have been crazy, right? I mean, it didn't happen. It did not happen.
Starting point is 00:21:54 But, like, it would have been crazy if it did happen, though. Okay, let's go down this way. You had C-O? Yeah, why? So I could just fuck that one up to? Oh my... Oh my God. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Damn. This place is huge. Holy shit. Look at this. What about this? Okay. I'm just gonna trust it. Yep, it says danger.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I'm gonna trust that they're right. Yep. It says danger. That means it's dangerous. Huge experience farm there? For sure. What the hell is this? He can't go underwater yet.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Oh, oh, I didn't even know you could do that. Yeah, he said, no. Experience farm for the enemies? Maybe I could try that, yeah. Okay, what's this? This is just more cosmetics. Now we'll go in this way. Stone Wave Cliffs Cave.
Starting point is 00:23:51 What the fuck is this? Pepe laugh again Guys Guys no No more Pepe laughing I thought was a big guy over there Okay let me rest Number one
Starting point is 00:24:14 Let me upgrade abilities Number two Okay so we're gonna put three points Into might for her And then for him He has nine points I'm thinking we give him a lot of agility How are we feeling about agility for him?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah let's give him agility because that's a C rank anyway. Okay, and then for Mayo, we're going to give fair luck as well. Okay, and then for skills. There's nothing really that I'm doing with them right now. Seven points. I'm very happy with like where he's at right now. I could probably use berserk slash because like if he dies or something like that.
Starting point is 00:25:05 But, oh, it does his health. That one is Ope. think berserk slash is op okay well i mean i guess i might as well just get it right very high single target light damage that's pretty good too your one shot anyway yeah exactly right that's what i was thinking and then for this i feel like sword ballet is really good but it's better to stay in virtuoso stance all the time so logically the only time that i would really need to do this I think it would be better for me to focus on fire damage. Meso Forte?
Starting point is 00:26:01 Which one is that? Oh, this one here? Sword ballet is super good. I'm just trying to think about this. Okay, we're going to go with it. Because I'm thinking that, so five hits, the other thing with Florett Flurry is that I'm already damage capping, right? And so, like, that's the other reason why I'm thinking maybe I should try something different.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Okay, and then so for Verso, I feel like I'm using all of his skills right now But if anything, I could just I could replace berserk slash with assault zero Like I feel like assault zero kind of sucks With leadership? No, I think leadership is really good Yeah, we're going to start with this And then his weapon
Starting point is 00:27:20 That's a really good weapon like I probably should upgrade their weapons Let me see what's her weapon? So her weapon is nine and hers is nine Okay, well we're not going to worry about it too much then Male, level 10 weapon is good with burn. Yeah, I don't have level 10. And what the fuck? This is like a side zone too.
Starting point is 00:27:53 This area looks crazy. What's this? I'm looking, bro, you know what I'm trying to get? I'm trying to get that level 10 weapon, bro. Like, as soon as they get that level 10 weapon, it's going to change my life. What's this? Another one of those, too. That's really good.
Starting point is 00:28:15 And that's the big boy. We got to watch out for him. Go back. Wait, what? Go back. Wait, can I open this door? No, there's no way, right? Yeah, no, I'm chilling.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Y'all stressing me out. Okay. Let's go through here. We'll look around. Make sure we don't miss anything on the way over. Oh! That's one? Um, two?
Starting point is 00:29:24 Where's number three? I'm gonna find it. There it is. This is my level 10 weapon upgrade. It's not. That's insanely fucking good, though. That's crazy fucking good. That's literally like an extra overworld heel,
Starting point is 00:29:53 like an Estus flash shard. Okay, so how the fuck do I get over to this boss? Let me see. Oh, it must be this way. This has got to be it. Okay. Just big dick on him. Just big dick on.
Starting point is 00:30:25 It's big dick on it. Big dick on him, it's easy. Chromatic cockass. Oh, his crystal. I'm not sure really how this works. Yeah, no, it didn't work. Shoot it? No, it doesn't work. Like, that's what I thought, too.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Keep shooting? I'm a fucking idiot. Why am I listening to this? Oh, oh, oh, shit. Oh, and now I can do the berserk. No, I can't. I'll have any points. Okay, uh, let's do, uh, AP. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:22 We're gonna do an auto attack Okay No mistake Bro, that bait Guys, I I don't think things are looking very good for me right now Ready to evade This is not
Starting point is 00:33:16 This is not looking good at all I need to just practice my abilities Okay, that's fine It's fine, I'll try it again It's okay, mistakes happen See now I know what to do, right? Male shield break is important here? Yes, it seems that way.
Starting point is 00:33:43 That's okay. Now we can beat him. We know exactly what we know what his tricks are. Oh, I see. Okay. This guy's easy. Yeah, it's just a lot of the bosses have like these feints where like they'll attack and it like baits you into doing something.
Starting point is 00:34:03 And then it's like, oh, actually no, that's not what he's doing. Like I probably should get into the habit of dodging and then parrying. But like, it's like your ego thing and I don't want to do that. Which is stupid, but like, I'm just telling you the truth. Okay. I just don't know how to handle this. I just, I, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:34:44 I just have to play better anyway. None of this matters. Get ready. Okay. Um, nice. Okay, she's got six of them. Uh, got him. I have a plan.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I actually don't have a plan. Nice. Okay, and now we mayhem him. Jesus. Huge fucking dead. Wait, is he actually just dead? Not quite. Ready to evade. Okay. I can revive her. Let's go again. It doesn't matter. Watch this. Watch this. Fucking deleted. Um, No ego. No ego. Kill it! Break it! Die bitch! Die bitch! Fuck! We got his ass! Oh, we got his ass! That's a big dick energizing and revive. That's huge! Holy shit that's big! What a good day to be me! What a great day to be me!
Starting point is 00:39:37 day to be me. Theoretically of the 54th. We're born into a social contract, the terms of which are preset. We can neither niccoliate nor decline. Our very first breath, that first well as an infant was deemed our consent.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I had to swallow my pride, though, with that Perry. Before we even understand what it is that we're born into, we're bound. Lumiere operates a certain way. It favors a certain group and a certain outcome. I didn't know that big attack did so much damage at the end though. That was crazy. Push too hard to change things and you just might end up on the next expedition.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Ooh. So nothing ever changes. They just send us out to die, dissenters, and the status quo continues. At least out here, I don't have to pretend anymore. Damn. I don't... Oh fuck, I thought I was over. I did everything here, right?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Like I got all the things I did all the stuff I think I'm going to put more points in too by the way Like how are we feeling about putting more points in Because like I feel like I should camp now Because like now I need more Agi for Verso Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:41:01 Because like so my plan with Verso is I'm just gonna build him To use that Stars attack Because I feel like that Stars attack is fucking OP Okay Expedition Resources let's check all those okay we have these all right so cover cover of luminos we're gonna do eight for each one okay one two three four five six seven eight i i think that was eight right there should be two more yeah it's good oops i gave her too many c l why would i need her why would i need that dumb
Starting point is 00:41:38 bitch i don't need her i'm debating like so for his weapon like what do we think of about for this weapon. Should I, should I upgrade this weapon? I think I should upgrade the weapon. What do you guys think? No. You'll get a better one. How many upgrade tokens do I have though, right? I mean, like, who gives a fuck? Like, I mean, I have 21. Like, I might as well just do it because, like, there's nothing else I'm going to do anyway, right? Like, and I'm going to farm these out, and it doesn't even matter. Yeah, no, it would be stupid not to do this. Like, I mean, I still have 13 left. Okay, now I want to go over here and SOS power.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Okay, literally nobody cares about this. So we're going to get rid of this. And we're going to get... I forgot what I was doing. On death, apply AP to allies. I probably should use that. Energizing revive. He dies a lot.
Starting point is 00:43:09 On applying shell, that doesn't really matter. Plus 1 AP on Perry, but damage received is double. 50% health on killing I thought said back shots breaking shots what was the one I just got Heel 10 energy Healing tents also give one AP
Starting point is 00:43:36 I don't think that's really that valuable Am I crazy for thinking it's not that valuable? I think yeah let's get healing Perry that's the one we should get Where's my good healing parry Because that one said it's level 5 But didn't I get one that was better? energizing Perry
Starting point is 00:44:11 Let's just get that Fuck it Yeah, one AP That one's obviously better anyway Okay, so this is obviously really good Okay, we're going to keep these for now And for Lune I think we're going to get rid of her auto show
Starting point is 00:44:31 It doesn't really matter So we're going to get rid of that And we're going to give her also Or would it cancel I think maybe energizing start I think that would be a really good idea and then I'm just really deciding on this confident picdo is OP
Starting point is 00:45:19 this one yeah that one's also really good too you're right I probably should use that and I could also do energizing could I can I stack energizing starts where like both of them are active at the same time yes that's insane okay well we're going to do that
Starting point is 00:45:44 and then we can do her luminous as well so she has 17 points wait so I could give her three additional AP at the beginning holy shit okay we're gonna get that yeah I feel like that's just it's obviously the right play right I mean it just it is and so for Verso as well I think we should do the same thing
Starting point is 00:46:30 yeah we give him AP as well and then I want to keep defenseless I'm just debating if there's anything else that has any value here at all after a free free aim hit base damage is increased by 50%. I don't know really if any of these are going to have value,
Starting point is 00:47:12 but if any of them, low, it'll be this one. So let's go ahead and go with that. And then for Lune, we've got I feel like her break damage would be really good too. Apply burn on hitting a marked enemy. Like, because she's doing the break attacks anyway. And burning mark doesn't matter. Cleansing tent doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:47:50 empowering attack doesn't matter base attack this is this doesn't matter augmented attack base attack doesn't matter versatile like maybe this would be good cleansing tent as well I don't think that really matters let's do SOS power because I'm like always playing on defense
Starting point is 00:48:13 and so I think that's a smart thing to do and then for these I'm not really seeing any changes really to be made with these Okay, I'm feeling very cute right now Take off roulette I'm not ready to take off roulette Yeah, I'm close to being ready But I'm not ready
Starting point is 00:48:40 Okay, now let's go back We're gonna go to the main area that we were at before Because I've built up some more confidence now What the fuck is this? I don't even know what this is Oh Okay Um
Starting point is 00:49:19 He did Okay. I got really lucky there, actually. Jesus, he got destroyed. Okay. Okay. Oh, I did a lot of damage. Wait, so now I can just fully pop off on him?
Starting point is 00:50:04 Oh, shit. Jesus. That's right. Okay. Um, let me give it to her. Okay. Watch this. Watch this.
Starting point is 00:50:51 He dead. Oh, he's super dead. He big dead. He's done. That's it. Confident. Wait, I leveled up a weapon to level 10? Wow. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Now we're making some real progress. Now what the hell is this place over here?
Starting point is 00:51:43 This is another gestural area. I don't know if I want to do that. What does this even say? Gestral Beach. I already did one of these areas. I'm not going to do this area right now. The park or area? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not ready to do that right now. Okay, where do I? Okay, I need to go here.
Starting point is 00:52:08 And this shouldn't be important. But what's this? Okay. We're just not going to go over there. Yep, we're just not going over there. It says it's danger. That means it's danger. We're just not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Let's move. Okay. So I feel like we really, uh, I feel like we really did well there. I'm gonna be real. Like, I think we did. Like, we didn't kill that one fat bitch, but other than that,
Starting point is 00:52:59 like, I think things went really well. I'm happy. Lunay's half health, who cares? I guess, you know what? Let me just full heal her anyway. A lot of upgrades. Yeah, we got a lot of upgrades. We made a lot of progress.
Starting point is 00:53:17 And, like, I wanted to do that a little bit. Upgrade attributes. Oh, they leveled up too. Okay, well that's even better. I'm gonna give her more points into that and I'm gonna give him more points into agility And then we're gonna give her more points into damage I probably should give her more points into into agility too, but I'm not gonna do that right now And this one I'm still like I'm still like kind of unsure about Like I could get defiant strike. I feel like I'm not even really using berserk slash right now. I'm just going to hold on to these because I don't only have a plan right now I'm going to be honest I just don't so fire rage increasingly high fire damage to every turn until she reached you damage okay so I'm
Starting point is 00:54:16 gonna I'm gonna probably get this next because I've been burning I've been building her into fire oops go around it's his best attack though I'm gonna try and skip some of these so I already did a lot of these before fast travel can you do that uh-oh at the flag Oh, I didn't even know you could do that Okay, well I'm already not at the flag anymore, so whenever I get to the flag again I'll do that go around this guy shit no bitch no bitch I shouldn't have done that wow Okay there we go doing decent try berserk I wasn't low enough health
Starting point is 00:56:10 Okay so you can fast travel Oh, I see. I didn't even realize that. Okay. So let's go this way then. There should be one more in this area. I got to look around. Okay, so this should be it. Let me go ahead and get this one. Then I'm going to rest and move on. And so it begins. Um, I guess we'll go this one. I see, I see what that is. Yep. Super simple. This is my level 10 weapon. It's not. Oh, what's this? I thought that was a bad guy. Expedition 57, Carla. These siege engines seemed much more powerful in Lumiere. But on this battlefield, next to all these broken bodies, staring at the true size of the monolith, I feel despair.
Starting point is 00:57:56 I dare not show my true feelings. As commander, I cannot yield to fear, but I can't help but wonder, is pressing forward the correct course of action. Our lives are forfeit anyway, but is there perhaps a better way to spend such precious coin? Damn. So she's trying to roach out. She don't want to deal with any of that bullshit. Okay, so this is probably the path forward, so I'm gonna go the other way first.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Actually, is there something behind this? This seems like the area where there'd be something behind this area. There's not. But it was worth a try. What the fuck? What's up, bitch? Trade? I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them right now. I'mma beat the fucking shit out of them. I'm gonna put them in the dirt.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Oh! Oh! Oh! Bro, these delays. These delays should be illegal. Okay. Powerful, that was intended? That's right. I did that on purpose. I don't want to part with my secret stash, but you dueled me good?
Starting point is 00:59:52 I did that. Yeah, I did all this on purpose. Obscure. Nobody cares about this. Nobody cares about that. Nobody cares about this. Okay, we want three of these. Inverted Affinity. Apply inverted on self for three turns. I don't know what the fuck that is. Apply inverted on self for three turns on Battle Start 50%. Wait, that's insane. That's fucking disgusting, right? Is this what I think it is? You can't heal? They never heal anyway. Who cares? Okay, um Healing skills cost one less AP
Starting point is 01:00:42 I'm realistically never going to use this So I don't really see the point in buying it Okay, and So, Mayel is the one that dies super fast And I think we and we change it to this inverted affinity You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:23 Like I'm even thinking that we get rid of free aim because free aim isn't even like it's really not big dick right is it it's definitely not so put counter i could also do first strike why don't i just use this with confident at the same time i i guess i could just use roulette as well like i mean roulette would be fine where the fuck is roulette augmented first strike is good No, because she does component damage. So I don't agree with that. Let's do this for now.
Starting point is 01:02:42 I'm anna's already equipped. Okay, so, and this is only three. I feel like if anything, you know what? This is fucking fine. It's fucking fine. There's nothing that needs to change. Everything is okay. All right, let's see.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Does any of them level up? No. Um, I guess we'll rest. Let's go. What? Everywhere we go just death, death and more death, everywhere we go just death. Don't want to see that anymore. Look, Maya, it thought you would understand.
Starting point is 01:04:03 You said you spent your immortality burying the people around you. Doesn't any of this bother you? And you. Gustav's dead. You keep going like nothing happened. What the fuck did she do? Can't myel? Know what we must do when one falls.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Crash out for no reason? Yeah a little bit. Oh, fuck. Oh! It's just her? Uh-oh. Where's the guy? Oh shit. Are you hurt?
Starting point is 01:05:59 Fine. So I should... so she is the healer. Yeah, I should probably give her healing skills. Yeah. Ready? Well, we're fucking dead. Alright, let's do it. Okay, um...
Starting point is 01:06:42 Pretty easy to read. Okay. what big dick damn right nice yes inversions okay well she's not gonna get healed anyway big dick big dick oh big dick all right Careful, Verso. Oh, decent. Um, let's go ahead him with this.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Big dick, big dick, big dick. Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh. Alright, let's take him out. See ya, bitch. Fuck, it's a phase two. Fuck! Fuck! Oh, no!
Starting point is 01:08:50 Oh, shit. decent i gotta lock in got you bitch oh okay um did i die again i'll do it uh you can't win them all yeah we're killing him by the way what he is dying you might not think he's dying right now but he is AOE. None of this matters. Maximum damage. I'm debating whether it's worth the risk.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I don't think it is. Halfway. Halfway. It's not so bad. It doesn't matter. I did that on purpose so I could take damage. Okay. Yes!
Starting point is 01:12:38 Alright. Break bitch. Oh, he's so close. Maybe we can get them with Mayhem with three. Come on. Oh, am I supposed to... He's dead, right? Like I...
Starting point is 01:13:37 I... Okay, he's dead. Alright, good. I was really worried there. I was really worried about that. Okay. Base attack has one extra hit. Uh...
Starting point is 01:13:51 I wonder how that actually works. Beat his fucking ass. Holy shit, bro. God damn. God damn! Damn. And everyone wasn't that strong, but you did well. You know, fast attacks? I do well on attacks that, like, delay attacks are what, fuck me.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Well, this... This is what we're fighting for. Is that his Versa weapon? Let's check it out. Delay attacks are obnoxious. I hate them. What we got on this shit? Dulistio. Dullistio.
Starting point is 01:14:49 What's dolistio? Play again after our base at. What the fuck? That's insane. I wonder if it's worth it though. Like you know what? It is worth it. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to use this. And then now I want to change this though. I'm going to remove my break damage. And then we're going to use instead of that, we're going to use auto attack bonuses. Right. And so let's actually look at, okay, so I could get life steel. Okay, so. Base attack is defenseless. I think we're going to get rid of breaker. And let's get rid of breaker and we're going to get another base attack. Base attack has one extra hit. Okay, well, I mean, like, that's the easiest decision of my life, right?
Starting point is 01:15:54 And then so we go back over to Luminas and then we look at this. And critical burn, like this is really good because he has so many, like, extra attacks. Base attack is defenseless. Which one do we really need? That's fucking insane. I actually think that's more important than an energizing start. Because that's powerful and defenseless at the same time. Augmented attack?
Starting point is 01:16:55 Oh, yeah, that one's also good. Okay, we're going to get rid of augmented aim, and we're going to get rid of this, and we're going to put on this. Because he's not going to be doing that anymore. Okay. Versatile, man? DeFree aim hit. This is hard.
Starting point is 01:17:25 This is fucking hard. I just, I wish I could give them the points right now, right? SOS power. Yeah, yeah, because I'm already getting powerful already. That's a great point, great point. Amazing point. Okay. Now we're fucking cooking.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Now we're doing work. Let me look around real quick. Okay, let's go. Give me out of this bitch. Oh. We got another one. I thought I was playing Dark Souls for a minute. You play Doom yet?
Starting point is 01:18:26 Yeah, I did. This is fun. But this is the game. I'm just being on. Like, this is the game. Can I go there? I see. I see.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Okay. So, I guess everybody's almost dead. I can just use my heel. That's right. Yeah, so I don't even need to reset or anything. Okay, I wonder if I can. Yeah, I can. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 01:19:15 All right, let's go around this way, and we're going to get the perpy. Oh, lovely. Okay, that's good. We're going to give more of these to Verso, I think, because right now we need to build two different functionalities with Verso. We need to build auto-attack functionality, and then we need to build also, like, extra damage. Look at this area.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Oh, this looks nice. This looks really nice. Oh, actually, I should have, because remember I used all those revives. What about over here? What's this? Revived Tense also give 3 AP. I think I need to use that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:21 We're gonna just get rid of that. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely need that. I think that's the, yeah, that's everything here. Okay, let's move. Ooh. Is this the place? We can bury your friend under this tree.
Starting point is 01:20:50 If. Oh shit. He did. Couldn't wait for me, could you? I wish we could. Rest easy, Gustav. I'll finish what you started. The painters, my noir, they will pay.
Starting point is 01:22:05 No more dome. Open skies. I'll save them, Gustav. Emma, your apprentices, everyone. You can leave it to us. You were always there for me. I'll save them. Say hi to Sof for me.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Yeah? We could never tell. never tell if you were my brother or my father. Damn. But to me, you were both best brother and father I've ever had. Damn. Well, shit. Well, there it is.
Starting point is 01:24:04 He dead. Let's see. I gotta look around here. How far can I go? Game of the year. I think that one thing that's really impressive is how expressive the faces are and everything, too. That's what's really crazy. Oh, wait, what's this?
Starting point is 01:24:25 Oh. For about two hours. Then there's a big lake. We shouldn't go there at all. Like it. We should make a right and then it's going to take a few hours. And then we make a stop. We get some rest and some food.
Starting point is 01:24:46 And then from there, we head north of Monaco station. Why there? To recruit my oldest friend. We'll need the extra fire. Oh shit. We get another guy. All right.
Starting point is 01:24:56 Take down the painter's heart. Her heart? Yes. You can't just stroll up to the painter's. The chroma there is farty. Oh. It erases anyone who gets close. Oh. But if we destroy her heart, the barrier will fall.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Okay. Simple. So where is this heart? What does it look like? What it looks like, that I don't know, but I do know that it's somewhere in the center of old Lumiere. You found old Lumier? Yes. So it's true. Before the fracture, our Lumier was part of a large area.
Starting point is 01:25:34 Part of a larger city on the continent Damn I've traveled with many expeditions I was with the 58 When we found old Lumier The Rimwar Arayson Before I could get further And I don't know much more
Starting point is 01:25:52 All right then Let's go meet your friend at Monaco station And then we'll take the patroness's heart Paris, you think so We'll see It's not Paris, it's just inspired Yeah but it's gonna be kind of close, right? That's what I would assume.
Starting point is 01:26:25 Let me go. I'm gonna get now, I'm gonna get more points for him. I'm gonna put all of the Lumina into him right now because I feel like he's the one that needs it the most. Yeah, that way he has like five more and so then he can get like one bonus. That will do Ossio? No, I can't. It's already level nine.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Like, we're good. Yeah. Yeah. You were thinking of Chuli. Oh. I'm not just having. Yeah. What a hurt? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:27:12 Damn. Let's spend time with that ski? Okay. Uh-oh. She reminds me of someone. Mm-hmm. Mayo? Who?
Starting point is 01:27:33 Mayo. Her before? You also thought you knew Seattle. Oh, nigh? You're the one who says all humans say the same to you. You're the one who says all humans seem the same to you. It's because you're all cousins. Same same,
Starting point is 01:28:07 but different. Wait what? Brilliant. Brilliant. You're so very wise. Yep, Verso the wise. Yep. Verso the wise.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Damn. Damn. No, no, no, wait. How about Eski the grave? Oh, no, no. Esky the great is better. Oh, you're just a big bowl of nonsense sometimes, aren't you? That's why we're best friends.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Wow. I don't know what I'm getting out of this, by the way. I have no idea. But I feel like it's probably good for me to do this. Yeah, content? Yeah, definitely. Oh, I forgot I talked to that guy and I rescued that one little thing. Remember that?
Starting point is 01:29:20 You found some of my kids, which is the reward I should give you? This should be useful. Oh, a new outfit. What the fuck? Okay, maybe the next one's gonna be really good, okay? The next one's gonna be crazy. Reported they get the ice? I did. What's this? You know, quickly approaches Luna. I only apologize for behavior on the way to go scurvy.
Starting point is 01:29:52 Oh shit. Oh shit. I just seem to. It's pain we feel. Every time we lose someone. I've tried many ways of dealing with it. Running from it. Sitting with it.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Compartmentalizing it. But what I needed was to use it. Like a Sith Lord. To use everything. What do you mean? I and I let it burn inside me. when I'm tired, when I feel hopeless, when I want to just let it all go. I use the pain, I use the fear, the shame, the guilt, the anger.
Starting point is 01:31:23 I use it all to keep going, to make sure I continue. I can almost feel them beside me. Damn. Especially when I use Kroma. I feel their presence, their closeness. And they help me. Feel Gustav. I do.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Like a spirit or some shit. You have an infinity for Kroma too. Try it. Is that like the thing they get disenchanted into? How do you always know what to do? I don't. Want to know a secret? I have no idea what I'm doing.
Starting point is 01:32:24 idea what I'm doing and I don't think anyone else does either yeah it's about right really don't tell anyone else I said that damn that how come Monaco live so far from the other gesturals that's a good question Monaco's a searcher they travel the land looking for gesturals who went missing after the fracture oh that makes sense a lost gesturl's yeah that and he uh pissed off Gogra Oh. Your oldest friend is a gestural.
Starting point is 01:33:09 Yes. You've been friends for as long as I can remember. Gustav would have loved that. Why? Because he liked gesturals. Because... He liked the idea of friendships that could last decades. Damn.
Starting point is 01:33:26 We don't get to enjoy such long friendships in Livyre. Yeah, because they die. Do you want to spend time with Luna? Yeah. Yeah, I've been waiting to do that the whole time. Why are you allying yourself with us? Mm-hmm. Not a lot of options out here, in case you hadn't noticed.
Starting point is 01:33:49 What about the previous expeditions? Did you help them too? Yet they still failed. That's a terrible way to ask questions. Damn. Do always interrogate people like this. Damn. Given the circumstances, I think we can skip the pleasantries, no?
Starting point is 01:34:04 Alliances are usually give and take. That's our conversations. Wow. Trust goes both ways, no? Alright then as a gesture of good faith I'll show you how to use Lumina Ooh, do I get a buff? I got it
Starting point is 01:34:20 Well aren't you a quick study But I appreciate the gesture Mm-hmm Trust works both ways I feel like we already established that I feel like we already established that And as a gesture of good faith I'll answer three questions
Starting point is 01:34:39 Oh Only three Someone's a bit greedy Damn Damn. Three questions with three follow-ups. Uh-oh. You're really pushing this.
Starting point is 01:34:48 I think it's reasonable. All right. Go for it. Okay. Hmm. Loon spends times bombarding Versa with questions. Verso remains evasive, which pisses Loon off but also triggers her insatiable curiosity. Lunei is reocently intruged as is Verso. Damn.
Starting point is 01:35:12 Nice. Riz? Yeah, 100%. Okay, what about this one? How far up the mountain? is Monaco Station. Will we see snow? Not too high, but yeah. There's usually snow. Huh. Fantastic.
Starting point is 01:35:34 Oh. Oh. Only in books and paintings. Won't we have a snow area before? I thought we were. I don't know. And just as fun. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:35:49 Just as deadly Oh Really My husband was obsessed with the idea of snow Husband, uh-oh I can't wait to see some Hmm You can talk to him multiple times
Starting point is 01:36:10 Building up a harem Yeah exactly NTR Well I mean he probably She probably he probably dead anyway It's fine You seem less stressed than the others Is that your conclusion After your extensive observation of our team?
Starting point is 01:36:25 Mm-hmm. Yes. There must be better uses of your time than analyzing our stress levels. Well, it's important to understand your teammates. Yep. Says the mysterious stranger who has yet to share much about himself. True. Then consider this my attempt to be less mysterious.
Starting point is 01:36:52 Damn, he's hitting on all of them. Wow. Okay. I'll trade you. A story for a story. Quite fair, I think. Well, there are stories, and then there are stories. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:37:13 Something epic and full of danger. Something epic, then. Full of battle and danger. Yes. No. Tell me something dark and melancholy. Oh. And personal.
Starting point is 01:37:24 The email girl. Ooh, going straight for the heavy stuff, huh? If we're going to share, let's share. Story for a story, right? We'll see. Jesus to tease Verso who remains evasive. Oh shit, I got a plus one with her too. Nice.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Trauma dumping first two minutes? Yeah, I know. No girlfriend for 100 years. He's just like me. Oops, wrong button. Yes. You've been friends for as long as I can remember. Because...
Starting point is 01:38:07 Okay, so we did all these. Okay, good. All right, and check up on the others again. Wait, what's this? Did I do this? Oh, I didn't do this. Are those things? What are you working on?
Starting point is 01:38:37 Contingency plans. If we fail, Expedition 32, we'll need every bit of information we have. Right, but how are you going to get it to them? And the crystals, same way we got the other ones. What do you mean? What are the stars whispering to you? Actually, I'm the one whispering to them. Oh.
Starting point is 01:39:08 It's something my dad and I used to do. When I was scared, or even when I was happy. He'd say, share it with the stars. Why's the moon's so close? When it's hard to talk about things... Are we gonna go to the moon? Stars will understand? Surely we're gonna go to the moon.
Starting point is 01:39:40 Yes, 100% Yeah 100% we go into the moon I like that Mm-hmm I talk to the stars a lot after he was gone I remember
Starting point is 01:39:59 the night we first met At the Crooked Tower Right After the gommage Oh I was surprised to find you there I thought I was the only one Who knew about that room
Starting point is 01:40:19 I had to get away from the heart And those damn petals everywhere. So I climbed up. It wasn't logical. Part of me really believe my parents and the expedition had succeeded. Had they stopped her. Well then why should the thing still happening? Oh.
Starting point is 01:41:17 They weren't coming home. Damn. You know, it meant a lot to me. The comfort we shared that day. But you avoided me after. Why? It wasn't personal. I got a lot of people out of my life.
Starting point is 01:41:56 Not personal. I knew my parents had failed. They were counting on me to finish their work. I couldn't afford distractions. Friends are not distractions. Damn. I know that now. Wow.
Starting point is 01:42:32 I love to go. don't think they're gay guys they're just talking to each other like that's what better time to build friends yeah guys they're not gay hmm i could use some wine though making friends is thirsty work do you lie down talk to your girls it's your friends it's a that's a girl thing dude it's not even the same okay yeah girls do that kind of shit it's totally different oh shit was this Dude journal, I forgot. I remember I remembered it right whenever I clicked the other one. It really was a beautiful place.
Starting point is 01:43:34 You liked it. We're right about condolences. We offered them because we don't know what else to say, but there's no comfort there. No. All we can do is carry them with us. I guess. Drowning in our own sadness.
Starting point is 01:44:17 Why did you join you? expedition with the commage I understand the rest of the team's decision but you're half the right out here seem better than in there at the time it's natural wanting to escape a life you don't want yeah true escape that's what I wanted go stuff and the others they really want change things changing your life also counts I'm always short of the world's problems you know it'll drain you fast Gustav would probably say, if more of us cared, then it would lighten the load for everyone. He sounds like a good guy.
Starting point is 01:45:08 It's crazy how expressive the character expressions are in this game. It's a lot. I kept Gustav's, so you can have mine. Yeah, it's really a shock. You'll need one if you want to be an official member of... It's like a new standard. I gotta say, I didn't take you for an official kind of person. Welcome to the disaster.
Starting point is 01:45:36 The disaster expedition, that sounds pretty fucking bad. That sounds real bad. Nice. So now she doesn't hate me? Okay. How far to Monaco Station? With SGA? That I should be quick. Uh, what about this? Can I do something with this? It's a Trebuche. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:46:18 Just a minute, let me look around. Oh shit, it's over that way. Okay, let me go this one. Alright, let's do it Let's beat his ass Okay, um We're gonna do something smart Well, I didn't do as much as I thought it would
Starting point is 01:46:59 Fuck Okay, um Okay And then we'll do Uh, I probably could just do Wildfire, but we'll do mayhem on Uh, let's do it on this guy. Nice!
Starting point is 01:47:37 Oops It doesn't matter. Damn, what the fuck? I thought I hit that. Oh right, I forgot about his auto attack. Yeah, I forgot all about that shit. Okay, um, skills, let's see, what else can he do? Um, nothing really, so I'm just having to do this.
Starting point is 01:48:16 He's in A now. Um, okay, I'm gonna just kill him then. Okay, got him. He dead. He dead. annihilated. I thought the, uh, his like big attack was going to do way more damage. Okay, let's go this way. Okay.
Starting point is 01:49:02 I had to look around. If at S? He does if it's at S? Yeah. Okay, I'm looking around. There's snow everywhere now. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna use one of the heels. I might as well, right?
Starting point is 01:49:24 And these guys only sell like, I feel like they only sell like outfits. Yeah, they only sell outfits. Okay, let's go this one. Is that a bad guy? I think that's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:49:53 This one's gonna be super fucking easy. Okay. There we go. We got them. I just started shooting on them. Okay. How's she black? Is she black?
Starting point is 01:50:20 I don't know about that. Okay. What the hell is this over here? I didn't even see that. What is this? Oh, it's just a misunderstanding. I feel like I don't need to... Is there anything important over here? No. Okay, that's a glitch. Okay, all right, I was about to say.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Okay, yeah, never mind, okay. I was like, what the fuck? Okay, let's go this way. I think this is obviously the path I need to take. Let's go. It's a... It's not a glitch, it's a bridge. Yeah, those, like, little white things were around there. I just...
Starting point is 01:51:23 I don't know. Ooh. Follow the tracks. That'll lead us to Minaka. Okay. A train. Gustav would... Give me rest.
Starting point is 01:51:42 Upgrade my shit. Um, let's give him more stamina. I think we're gonna give him more stamina because, uh, I feel like doing it. Yeah, I think that's the... that's the right decision because i feel like doing that that that thing is it true before the fracture le me had trains running throughout the continent what's all this is running late but does that need more stamina you think so i mean i just seem to me to we are oh a noco station this is a fucking boss
Starting point is 01:52:16 a grandis they're real too the fuck is a grandis what the fuck for a second i thought that was an upgrade but it's not okay i actually can talk to them. Contrary what some believe guard duty is quite rewarding. Okay. Oh, is this it? All Lumiere. Oh, fuck. I feel like maybe I should get this defiant strike thing, man. Like, what do you guys think about defiant strike? It's goaded? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, and I still can't get that. And we're gonna get this sword ballet next. What the hell is this area? What about over here?
Starting point is 01:53:51 See that? We're smart. Hmm. I feel like I have so much chroma now. I don't need, like, I never need to worry about, like, spending money. Like, I've got so much fucking money. Okay, and there's nothing over there, right? No.
Starting point is 01:54:08 There's not. All right. Let's keep moving. Clueless? All right. Well, I guess maybe not. This is going to be some kind of bull. Yep.
Starting point is 01:54:24 here oh shit slow as ever reflexes remain sharp as ever I approve nice yes did verse you into another adventure how you do that
Starting point is 01:54:56 I want a time to kill so I taught him ladies could I interest you in a jewel definitely a gesture All right. Be careful, though.
Starting point is 01:55:13 Monarcho's fighting style is a bit peculiar. Oh, we got to fight this fucker? Oh shit. Okay. What's this music? Jesus. Okay. Nice.
Starting point is 01:56:10 Damn, he's got a lot of fucking health. Damn. Okay. Um, we'll go ahead and do this. All right. And now we'll do, um, okay, so we'll do, uh, I really don't even know. I guess I can just do this again, locking shot again. I feel like I don't really have a lot to do with him.
Starting point is 01:56:38 Oh, I'm not auto attacking. Bro, he, I keep forgetting about that. Okay, uh, items. All right, let me, I got to res her again. Again. Okay, well, we got one, right? Okay, so we do the auto attack, see that? There.
Starting point is 01:57:01 Okay. Oh, fuck, I'm like one away. Okay, um, I guess I'll just do another attack for now. Yeah, I don't really care a whole lot. Okay. So, okay. I will do rain to fire. Wow.
Starting point is 01:57:30 Well, can I, can I just use mayhem on it? Oh, I don't have any of the buffs. Okay, um, I guess I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save it. That's right, that's right. Okay. And now we're gonna take him out. Yes! Okay.
Starting point is 01:58:15 Um, I'll do this. Nice. He's stunned. You're stunned. Okay, good. Okay. All right. Um, right, auto attack. I keep forgetting about the auto attack. Oh, I didn't realize that gives me double points.
Starting point is 01:58:55 That shit was not going to happen. Like, you, you knew that shit was not about to happen. Okay, well, he about to be dead. Oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, uh, okay, I'm just gonna kill him. Yeah, let me just kill him. What? All right, all right. Not so bad, huh? Fuck, bro, I should, I should, I should have revived her. I should have just fucking revived her. No destruction, son. I'm really busy beating up strangers. Noco, what are you doing here?
Starting point is 01:59:45 Uh-oh. You're still slow. Man with the weird arm. Uh-oh. Wrong time to ask. Ooh, we gotta go this way. Oh, the stalact. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:00:08 Uh-oh. I only got three of those. I don't need too many of those. Let me rest right now. Bro, like, we got dick there. Actually, we're, wait. On the upgrade. Okay, oh, it was only her? I thought the other one's got one too.
Starting point is 02:00:32 Like, we're gonna get more points of crit. Actually, should have gotten her agility, but that's okay. Okay, so what's over this way? Oh, shit! The first fight is yours. Defeat the Stalact with your fearsome talents. We gotta fight another one of these fucking guys? Jesus.
Starting point is 02:01:05 Oh. Is this serious? serious yes oh that's like that one thing that was out in the out in the open world okay all right let's do it okay so wait versa why don't you use ingradient attacks wait what only pointers from the one sitting another mechanic you didn't teach them did you you lazy old fart very well i shall generous let's calm apart my wisdom U-JP used to cast a skill. Okay, I don't really know what that is yet.
Starting point is 02:01:58 Let me do my auto attack. Okay. It's a limit break. Use it? Okay. I'm gonna just use it. Let's see what happens. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:02:28 Got his ass. That was cool. Oh, I'm dead. Okay. All right, let's take his ass out. Big dick. Nice. Pop pop pop
Starting point is 02:03:01 There it is He dead he dead That's right He thought he was about to Zorb that shit Uh-uh Nope Guys never gonna remember a auto attack first Oh I forgot about that again didn't I
Starting point is 02:03:23 Yeah, I did He eaten his ass Oh What What the fuck By collecting everyone feet Don't ask me how it works. I've never understood.
Starting point is 02:03:57 Now that we've had some good battles to warm the spirits. To what do we owe the pleasure of your company? We're heading for old Lumia. Okay, bye. Hey, come on. Damn. Hey, look, I know we've failed before. But this time that's different.
Starting point is 02:04:16 Don't you recognize her? Of course I do. Then you know what that means. This is our shot. It might be our only shot. This is your only shot. Oh. Out of the question.
Starting point is 02:04:28 I will never join you again. There will be a lot of fighting, though. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's true. There will be a lot of fights. Exactly. Can I be in then? Good. Good. Good. Yes. Good.
Starting point is 02:04:44 Noco's coming to. Oh, you are. Nice. A lot of merchants. The undisputed top merchant in the world. As a responsible parent, this is a superb idea. Let us go to old Lumiere. What the fuck?
Starting point is 02:05:16 This amazing, yeah, that looks good. Responsible parent, obvious. Who? Grandness came out now. You go talk to them. They're nicer than gesturals. Take the asterisk to north, okay. Ooh.
Starting point is 02:05:34 Oh. Okay. Do you want to play this tutorial? Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Monoco. What the fuck?
Starting point is 02:05:47 Moves the bestial wheel pointer forward. Every mask on the wheel upgrade specific skills. The almighty mask upgrades all abilities. Upgrade skills are stronger or gain additional effects. Okay.
Starting point is 02:06:04 Okay. Oops. Wait, that's me. Okay, so now I'm a caster. A little bit. What the fuck? Blue Mage? Yeah, I get it. I actually don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing.
Starting point is 02:07:12 Okay, balanced. Alright, so... Ah, I see, I see, I get it, I get it. Yeah, I get it now. Foolish move. No, you don't? No, I do. I don't get it. I don't think I get it.
Starting point is 02:07:46 Oh, really? Nice. Okay. You just feed a power and looted his leg, which allows Monaco to learn the skill, power and heal, just open his skillman. and open up his new skill. Okay. What the fuck? Peller and heel.
Starting point is 02:08:14 Oh, fuck. What the fuck? This is a weird-ass character. Oh, my God. Check his skill tree. Okay. Well, I can't right now. It's a weird character.
Starting point is 02:08:35 He's O.P. Is he? He's super O.P. Really? Learn skills. Oh my god Holy shit You gotta get all their feet
Starting point is 02:09:05 Does he have to be in the fight When I do it Yes, okay I feel like I just got used to having one character And now they're trying to change it up on me Like they're trying to change all this shit up on me man Just level level one Yeah I'm just trying to think about it you want to level them all
Starting point is 02:09:33 I'm just trying to think about what to do Lunae? I feel like I would get rid of her, but like, bro, I put so much time and effort into getting this character leveled up. Doverness his skill points? Yeah. Also does it matter? I'll probably use him later. I don't want to deal with it right now. Beautiful weather today. Too warm? High above the heavens. Lawsums of snowflats.
Starting point is 02:10:05 What the fuck? Big mistake? No. I, I... What's this? Oh. Would you kindly descend from there? No? Oh shit, he gonna jump!
Starting point is 02:10:31 Okay, and so we went there. All right, we have to go the other way. You missed a merchant? What? No, I didn't. Oh, he has a merchant hat on. No, you're not a... Wait, no, that's not a merchant.
Starting point is 02:10:56 This guy? Oh, it's got to be one of these guys. It is what it was. I shall soon rekindle the flames of the Great Forge our defense is anew. You use weapons. Of a sword. We are well versed in the methods of misdirection. The bell that we gifted our furry gestural friends some long time ago.
Starting point is 02:11:19 Perhaps some of our designs might be of use in your journey. Great. Oh, fuck. It's developing something like greatly intruder search and struggle undoubtedly aid you in battles well. The eternal ice, type of ice that never melts. You can find something not far to hear. Oh, shit. Return the eternal ice, and I will augment.
Starting point is 02:11:51 to your defenses. Let's do it. Okay, why should go do that? Shouldn't I go do that? Amazed grand ass. Ancestors from Horses Station. Marvel's breathed fire. It's astonishing as not. The many wonders your ancestors of Ron. Oh, he wants to go to old Luminary. Okay. Talk to the Red Hat guy as a woman. Oh, right. Oh. Hmm? Sorry? We grant us our impervious to call, but it's utterly dreadful for me as one... Can you guess why? Why? There's no need for clothes.
Starting point is 02:12:44 We run about naked as the day we were born. As a fashion designer, my talents languished from disguise. My life needs colors and textures. I have a brilliant idea. Let me dress you. But before I drape you with elegance, you must first best me in eloquence. Okay, what? It's a battle consists of three rounds.
Starting point is 02:13:05 One must display an excellence of poetry. I shall design the new attire for one to be able to best me in an eloquence battle. Shall we begin? Yes. Let us commence. Is eloquence a boss fight? Are you ready? Finish my sentence in a wonderfully poetic way. Life blooms like a rose with petals soft and frail. Okay, I don't know this one. It's the longest one. Yeah, sure. Your words impress me.
Starting point is 02:13:39 Let's continue. Life's a canvas painted with the colors of our strife. Is it the longest? Okay, so it's the longest one again. Okay, so this is probably going to be one of the shorter ones because, like, logically the first two would be... Yeah. Life sings a song of joy and pain. Its notes both sweet and bitter.
Starting point is 02:14:00 I mean, I didn't know. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know? Okay. Okay. All right. You have a way with words, young lady. It was just the longest one every time.
Starting point is 02:14:50 I didn't think that's what it was going to be. Hold on from him. It's going to take me some time to create my piece. There it is. A new outfit. Oh god. What the fuck about a new outfit? We have to go over here.
Starting point is 02:15:11 Use it. Let me look and see. It's the same thing. What the fuck? Yeah, it's just white armor. That's it. Okay. There's another one. Expedition 65, Orrillion.
Starting point is 02:15:42 The Grandis have embraced us with such warmth and hope. What a balm for the soul to know that other being survived. That we and Lumiere are not alone it truly is a miracle the ground is retreated to higher ground after never ones overran their lands it is bittersweet but at least the most important parts of their civilization will survive their children fortunately for them they do not appear affected by the gomarch the way we are it is painful knowing our expedition has failed damn bro he fell off take this oh a recode oh that's
Starting point is 02:16:27 That's nice. Okay, so is this the path? Let me see if it is. It's a good guy, right? Search of your old home. Yes. Wrong way? Okay. I thought I had to go to the ice. I could be wrong, but like, yeah, I thought I had to go to the ice. Okay. You'll die? Okay. Okay. Let me, I might as well go loot the purple thing though, right? Let me a second. Okay.
Starting point is 02:17:39 Excuse me. Alright. Color of Luminah again. So if I'm not supposed to be here, maybe I should... Let me see if I'm supposed to be here or not. I'm gonna fight this guy. We're about to find out if I'm supposed to be here or not. Oh, this is fine.
Starting point is 02:18:20 Oh. Oh, I didn't realize that was even gonna happen. Okay. Okay. Um... I guess I can just use... yeah, Hugh. Damn, bro, he got fucked up. Yeah, this is. This is nothing. You guys are stressing me out over nothing. This is easy. Oops. Look.
Starting point is 02:19:09 I don't even need to do these the abilities. I just kill their ass. He just dead. I'm still outside. Glaccio. Okay, that's good. Okay, the eternal ice. Am I an expert? Yeah. Well, it's got to be this way, right? It has to be this one. What about over here? How wow. Let me go this one. This has gotta be where it is, right? This has to be where it is. Um, yeah, that's a bad one. We saw that. Let's go in this one instead.
Starting point is 02:20:30 Okay. We'll rest. I don't think there's any upgrades I need to do. All right, let's keep moving. The cop carousel? No, it's just the carousel. It's all fucked up. It's nice to see expeditions one thing.
Starting point is 02:20:54 more you've met other ones several years what happened to them i'm afraid of unaware of their fate we had a pleasant enough conversation during quite a rush couldn't bear the time to assist me our beloved carousel was frozen over the ice is too thick for me to break it perhaps you could help let's see what we can do okay easiest game on my life can i get on this damn all right i'm forever in your death this will bring cheer to others of grandes and human children playing here together human children before the fracture what was that like there were no neverons and thus no need for violence our battles relied upon the sharpness of our wit and not our swords my friend elise would ride the carousel and make up stories together tales of daring to do she had such a lovely way with
Starting point is 02:22:03 words but after the fracture i never saw her again she was kind and eager to help others just like you she took great pride in her hair sadly i can nong grimmer the details of her face but i'll never forget her hair i could show you if you'd like okay It's not that, like that Sophie? I miss her dearly. It makes me happy to see a part of her live on. It's like the Sophie hairstyle. Fuck.
Starting point is 02:22:34 That's a weird, bro, that's weird. She'd been looking the same way the whole time, bro, like, fuck that. We're not changing her. Yeah, let's just go back. The other one look way more normal. It's a Karen haircut? Yeah, it is a Karen haircut. Okay.
Starting point is 02:22:51 Nice. Let's go. Damn, that was pretty easy. That's because I'm good at the game, guys. That's haircut for mail is a short one of my opinion Guys, I really gotta tell you I don't give a fuck about that shit That's some bullshit
Starting point is 02:23:18 That's some bull motherfucking shit man Yep, all right, let's go this way Yeah, I'm there, I'm there to do some fucking damage Alright, like that's what we're doing Alright, let's go We're gonna ignore them We already killed them, they got their ass beat And what about this thing over here?
Starting point is 02:23:43 The fuck? Oh. Well, that will help. Oh, shit. Wait, I just randomly press buttons. Oh, shit. I was just randomly pressing buttons. I just, I didn't even see him.
Starting point is 02:24:25 Damn. Nice. Yeah, he got deported. Okay, let's go this way. We have to go back to old lumineer. And it works, it works, it does. Oh, it's go inside. Monaco Station.
Starting point is 02:24:54 You get cool shit? Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna camp in a bit. I'm gonna go get it. But now we can leave this area and we can go to the other spot now. I feel like we've been cooking, honestly. What, we've been, we've been beaten every boss pretty much in one try. Like, this has been going really well.
Starting point is 02:25:19 We've been doing awesome. Let's go up this way. Yeah? When you get four, you get a big reward. I'm gonna get another one really soon. For sure. What's over here? Nothing.
Starting point is 02:25:48 Why they so big? We're gonna find out. Okay. Um, bitch. Maximum damage. Yeah, maximum damage is right. Holy shit! Okay, let's look around.
Starting point is 02:26:53 What about this? Thomas of the 47th Drunken Brigade. Drunken Brigade. Benjamin's been calling us the Drunken Brigade. Ha! I love it. Yeah, we do our best work. We do our best work after a few.
Starting point is 02:27:40 The trick is finding that perfect point where your nerves have calmed enough that your mind and body are one, but not so calm that your reactions are dull. Some of the lads haven't quite managed riding that edge. But I remain in full control of my body and thoughts. Oh! Sounds like someone spotted another never never on. Better fuel up for our next dance.
Starting point is 02:28:06 up for our next dance for lubeiard well i guess so that one kind of didn't go very well considering the neveron's still here yeah uh i guess it just didn't really work out okay um i guess i might hit him okay um not really sure what i can do here i don't know what the fuck this is i also don't know like what type uh fuck i don't know anything okay i'm gonna just hit this Oh, it takes almost no damage, okay. You're dead. Okay. I'm gonna get this right here.
Starting point is 02:29:21 Since that way, oh, she goes into offense. Oh, I made it. I mess up, I mess up. I didn't know this was going to happen that way. That's okay. Mistakes happen. Okay. Well, I guess in this circumstance, what we should do is
Starting point is 02:29:38 maybe do a little bit of rain of fire. 9,000. That's a lot. We gotta do big damage on fat boy Big damage, big damage Oh, oh, oh, oh! That's right! That's right!
Starting point is 02:30:19 Bergen eats Luneh, that's okay. We don't give a fuck about her. Okay, I will do the auto attacks here, okay? There. See that? That was me. That was me doing the thing I was supposed to do. Okay. I actually don't know what I should do here.
Starting point is 02:30:59 I wanted to give her extra points. That way we could, uh... Oh wait, okay, yeah, yeah. Now she's in virtuoso stance. Man, bro, she did have to see. Ooh. Okay, um, nice. Okay.
Starting point is 02:31:35 Oh, now we can do the thing. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Oh, that didn't do it. That was awful. we got broke nice that's what you get fatty okay I don't know mark him you guys really think mark I mean I
Starting point is 02:32:21 I feel like powerful would be better like that huh about that you want another one bitch fuck you Jesus he is getting oh mega dick guys I'm gonna be honest, like he's getting mega dick. Um, I'm thinking that we actually do, yeah. Believe in the, believe in the dream, okay? Wait, what? Well, that wasn't what I wanted to happen. That was not what I wanted to have happen.
Starting point is 02:33:38 Okay, um, let me see, gradient attack. Okay, so, all right, let's do this. He's so dead, by the one. Ready to abate. There's all part of it. And now I can do mayhem anyway. Now he breaks. I had a dream.
Starting point is 02:35:14 You see that? Everything exactly was according to plan. I got another turn after this. All right. See you, bitch? It didn't even show. It didn't even tell me how much damage I did. It just said yes.
Starting point is 02:35:52 That was it. said yep. Polished Chromo Catalyst. Is that what I think it is? Um, is it or not? No, it's not. Okay. I thought it was, but it wasn't.
Starting point is 02:36:27 Break damage on burning enemies? That's good. I don't think I'm going to use that, though, realistically. Oh, we got another fat dick sucker here. Okay. Break is crazy important. Not yet. I have a plan.
Starting point is 02:37:33 You guys have to trust in the plan. That was not part of doing that little damage was not part of the plan. Oh. Yeah, you don't like that, dude. Fuck you. That was... All right, here we go. Okay, so things are not looking good for me.
Starting point is 02:38:46 Okay. All right, things are not looking good. Just being farmed? Yeah, I forgot. I actually forgot what my plan even was. Yeah, I forgot. Let me try and do this again. Use the reserve team?
Starting point is 02:39:12 Okay. Okay. I have to do this. Okay. See that? Better strategy. I don't know what the fuck the original strategy was, but it was a bad one. That was a lot of damage.
Starting point is 02:40:22 Bitch. He's dead. He's dead. We're about the big dick on him. We're about the big dick on him right here. He's got defense. He's got defense. He's got defense. Watch this, watch this, watch this. I'm gonna put him in the dirt.
Starting point is 02:40:43 Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm actually surprised he's not dead. I thought he was about to be dead there. Fuck out of here. You got to here, bitch. I thought I needed to kill him. I didn't. Okay.
Starting point is 02:41:10 I think it's this way, right? What's this? What's this? Esoteric ruins. We gotta make sure we're ready for this. My being a core, with the form of a damned soul. In this state, I'm nothing but condemned. I'm condemned to wander angelessly as I'm separated from my companions.
Starting point is 02:42:19 But I fear that they were the ones who cut me off. I'm vulnerable. Will you be the one to deal the final blow? Will you a spirit? This concept is unfamiliar me. Could you enlighten me? The wandering soul of a dead person. Someone that's dead.
Starting point is 02:42:35 Did I die? since my duty is unruined to me. Pardon me, I may not know the answer your question, as I do not know the state of my nature. Where you kill my neverons. Another concept that alludes me. It's weird that they don't know about neverons. Well...
Starting point is 02:42:49 It's possible they died before or during the fracture. Graphic explorers system is why I sought this place. It's a complicated story. Please listen, I yearn for something. Yearn for what? I don't know. Beyond the cliff is something resonating in the hopes of something from bringing a path.
Starting point is 02:43:06 Or perhaps they called Nevron something else okay i gotta go up there easy he yearns for the mines is that true okay what the fuck is that thing i heard it there's another one right there where's the last one it's probably right over here right oh fuck what oh nice i wasn't used to that i usually there's like invisible walls so i didn't think that would happen okay maybe it's inside of here There it is. I'm gonna get our stuff now. $5,000.
Starting point is 02:44:56 That's a lot of money. Let's go through the maze. Is there only two options? Yes. I'm not sure how this works yet. Oh, this is it. I'm done. The door closed again. Spooky.
Starting point is 02:47:37 Nice. Not so bad. That was it? Oh, okay. I was about to fucking say. Okay, one more. Wait, there's one more? Where?
Starting point is 02:48:15 Like, we're not doing this shit again. Is it on that roof? Oh. Wood boars. They all have shiny buildings. Okay, good. All right. We got it.
Starting point is 02:48:43 Sometimes I just don't see things. Like, and usually it's like all the time, actually. Okay, that wasn't so bad. You just go too fast. Yeah, I know. That was a bit of a cock sucker of a puzzle, man. Okay, now what? It beckons. You have it. This is the material. Will it work? Come closer?
Starting point is 02:49:20 Are you talking about the wood boards? Do you not see? I'm exposed. I have not the means to protect this frail core, so please give these to me. Give them. This is good. My duty renewed. I'm coming back to life. Healing and ally also applies shell for one turn. Okay. I thank you. My form is now complete. So you were a never-on. I'm not familiar with the term. What reason do you cause me a Nesimone? You kill humans, trapping necroma. I see I am now defined by my duty Fortunately I don't think
Starting point is 02:49:57 What you call a spirit anymore Being defined as the never on feels right Should I kill him I feel like there's no reason to kill him right I mean like who cares Yeah like who gives a fuck like yeah Why would I do that That's dumb as fuck
Starting point is 02:50:15 He's a nice guy Yeah I never care Yeah somebody said like there's one of them That's like a quest line later on So like after that I never wanted to kill any of them Because I was afraid of messing something up Oh, this is this fuck-ass just responds. Okay.
Starting point is 02:50:37 I guess it must be this way. Leave it for Exhibition 32. Yeah, true. Good idea. Welcome, my friends. Oh, fuck. To old Lumiere. Is anyone still here?
Starting point is 02:51:02 Just never. Oh. So this is where our piece of Lumier used to be. Well, that sounds pretty bad. Oops. Part the world and threw us into the sea. We're lucky it did. That's probably the only reason we survived.
Starting point is 02:51:22 The heart of the painter's in the center. Let's go. Merchant? Wait, there was a merchant? I don't know how I didn't see. I thought that was like a... Like a thing. Place is absolutely wrecked.
Starting point is 02:51:48 It's wicked. Okay, let's fight him. Maybe I should use Versa, honestly. We use mail. Damn, he got a lot of health. Okay. He dead, though. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 02:52:18 Over. See ya bitch Gotcha bitch So easy It was brilliant, I like you, trade Alguerion Can consume one foretel That seems really good if you get that maxed out
Starting point is 02:52:53 Level 9 Applying powerful as duration has increased by 2 I feel like I should just buy this right? I mean like every single time And this reviving tent will obviously get that That's fucking crazy crazy. I feel like we should just buy both of these, right? Yeah, I mean, I have so much money anyway, and I can just go farm money.
Starting point is 02:53:20 I'm just gonna buy the weapon, too. Who cares? Like, I still have 60,000 items. The only thing is, like, right now, like, most bosses that I fight kill me in one hit anyway. So it's like, it doesn't really matter if I have, like, oh, you've got a lot of health. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:53:38 We'll need a way forward. The heart is in the center of the city, right? Show off a bit, Minoko. do the thing just admit you can't do it yourself damn wait what the fuck happened I thought that was supposed to happen why the hell did you sorry I just what is this show off we just have to regroup the others fucked up man versus said the heart is in the center of old Lumiere right right okay Minoko stop crying we have to move
Starting point is 02:55:07 Damn. Wrong time, bro? Yeah, he really fucked up, huh? That was a mistake. Okay, I gotta pause. I gotta take a break. Okay, you not play Monaco? Yeah, I got to take a break.
Starting point is 02:55:33 Forced, uh, forced usage time. Am I gonna have to, oh no, oh no. Am I gonna have to use them? Wait a second. Uh-oh. a bit. Uh-oh. We got to figure this out then. It's okay, Minoko. Yep. Let's move on. All right. You only have three characters now? All right. Well, we're going to have to figure it out next time. I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. So, yeah, we're going to play more of this. And
Starting point is 02:56:04 I might try to spec these characters off stream just so I can get it done. And then I guess we're going to have to do it. This is why he needs to level all characters. I didn't know this was going to happen. I had no idea. But anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. We had a very good time today. We had fun. I enjoyed myself. I hope you guys did too. So we'll be back on tomorrow and then we're going to get back into it. We're going to play more of this. So thank you guys. I really appreciate it and I will see you all then. So until next time, gentlemen, peace. See you.

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