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I'm going to be honest, bro.
Like, I went live today for one fucking reason.
It's to play this game.
Like, I, like, I played this shit yesterday, or not yesterday before.
And, like, we went, we went in on this game.
Like, game of the year, it's in my opinion right now as game of the year.
Like, I am so into this game.
I've been having so much fun playing this game.
Like, yeah, that was it.
This game is peak cinema.
Do you think it's game of the year?
No, I don't think it's game of the year.
I know it's game of the year.
It's going to be game of the year 100%.
like there's no way it loses
like I think that
so the reason why I think it's going to be game of the year
is because so if I compare this
and you know you think about it
you compare it with obviously Death Stranding 2 right
I think that's going to be another really big contender
I think that this is going to come out ahead
one of the big reasons why
is because of what it represents for the gaming industry
It is a new version of turn-based combat that was used previously, but it was never really done properly.
That's number one.
Number two, it was a tiny studio that made this game, which defied every expectation and assumption that people had with game development.
And number three, there's no part of this game that's bad.
There's nothing about it that's like, you know, for example, like there are some things, like Final Fantasy 16, for example, right?
Like, the exploration was really bad and the RPG elements were really bad.
But with this game, that's not the case.
Like, every part of this, and also it's cheap too.
That's another great example.
It's $50.
That's a better point than what I was making, actually.
It's a $50 game.
So, cheap game, small studio defies all expectations inside of a genre that makes a synthesis
between two very popular genres in a way that's popular and it does really well.
Now, I'm going to be honest, guys.
I'm really worried that I'm going to be bad today.
Because I played Doom yesterday,
and the parry window for Doom was so big that I don't know if I'm going to be able to parry at all today.
Like, I actually had to, and I had to quit playing Assassin's Creed Shadows
because of how fucking easy the, uh, because of how fucking easy,
you know what the other thing I wanted to do was before I do any of this.
I wanted to go back and kill that big fat dick sucker
Do you remember the big fat dick sucker on the original island?
Yeah, I want to go kill him real quick
And do that makes sense?
Yeah, exactly, right?
The side hoe?
Yeah, maybe we're going to just move around.
Yeah, you can fuck him up?
Yeah, I will.
It's going to be no problem now.
So have you quit Doom because it sucks?
I didn't quit Doom because it sucked.
I started playing this game because it's better.
It's a little bit different, right?
Like, I don't think Doom sucks. I just really want to play this game.
I'm gonna go back and I'll, I want to go kill that cockboy.
A peri god lives within you.
Yeah, but we've got to reawaken him.
What the fuck?
Ogg!
Who the fuck is Sprag?
Why does he have three turns?
Uh...
Okay, let's do a marking shot.
Okay.
I think we're gonna go somewhere else.
Yep, we're gonna go somewhere else.
I don't think we're ready for him yet.
He does too much damage.
He's a little bit too strong for us.
Let's go over here.
I don't think so either.
Yeah, just really, really bad time there, huh?
Okay, it was this guy over this way, I'm pretty sure.
And he was right over...
I think he was right over here.
No?
Where the hell was he?
I'm getting lost.
Maybe it was this way.
Yeah, it was this way.
I'm actually going to explore around and see what else is in the world
He's killable, you just have to not get hit for two hours
Yeah, for sure
Yeah, I can definitely do that
Alright, now we're gonna kill this dick sucker
God gamer, that's right
Okay
Okay
Why am I not able to pop this thing?
I don't know why I wasn't able to
Um
Did I miss?
I missed?
Okay.
Get them out of here.
All right, now we big dick them.
Yes.
Yes.
Get them out of here.
Okay, and for this, we'll go ahead and we'll do, let's do marking shot as well.
Nice.
And then for her, let's go ahead and do,
as much as I want to do mayhem, I feel like it's not really the right option right now.
I think we're just going to amelate him.
Yeah, let's just emulate him.
3,000, it's not bad.
He ate verso.
That's kind of bad.
Okay.
All right, now let's go ahead and we'll do...
We'll do emulation again.
Yep, it's fine.
Okay, and then we'll do Pierce.
Nice.
All right.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, guys.
Everything's okay.
she's got 12 health that's all i need okay um i'm just gonna emulation again it doesn't matter
okay swift strike again um maybe i could do rain of fire yeah i'm gonna do rain of fire
i've never used this ability before okay
parrying everything let's just rest her up again and uh we're gonna go ahead and just res her
Uh, we're gonna shoot him. That's where we get a stain. Nice. I'm gonna parry these.
Nice. Yes! Okay. Um, swift stride. Nice. And now we may ham him.
Oh, it's gonna break him. Yes. Jesus. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's
He's getting Omega-Dict.
Okay.
Um, you guys will see why I'm doing that.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Now we big dick him.
Oh.
Oh.
There it is.
Eat him again.
See what happens.
Oh, he's not even going to eat him again.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, he's got one point.
Can't do anything with one point?
No.
Let's see
Alright, so I'm gonna give him
I'm gonna use him
I'm gonna shoot once
Might as well
Because he's gonna get eaten anyway
And they're gonna use items
Or wait, use W
Wait, items
There we go, okay good
And then we're gonna give
5 AP to
Um
Yeah, lose
There we go
Okay good
And
Yeah
Now we do mayhem again
Big Dick Mayhem again
Big Dick Mayham
I fucked up there. That's okay. Nice. He's gonna eat her? Doesn't matter. Nobody cares.
Literally nobody cares. Okay. Um, debating what to do here. I actually don't know what to do here.
I'm gonna try to do assault zero. I've never used this before. It's the way it goes. I'm not dying.
I'm not dying.
Get ready.
There it is.
Okay.
Yes.
Fucking got his bitch ass.
There it is.
See, I told you guys we get him.
Holy fuck, man.
All right.
Is there anything behind this?
Let me see if there is.
Um, ooh, here's something, maybe.
Interesting.
What is it?
What's so interesting about it?
What did I get?
Burgeon on skin.
Okay, great.
Oh, who's this?
Oh, is this who I think it is?
Yes!
We're gonna go turn him in!
The Healing Perry?
Yeah, Healing Perry is fucking insane.
I'm gonna put that on, but...
Like, I was actually expecting the other attack to do more damage,
like Verso's big attack, but it just didn't.
That's okay, though.
Okay, so...
I feel like we did everything on this island, right?
like we cleared everything here
except for maybe like
we did everything here right
no fuck no
which one did we not do
bad burgeon cave
what the fuck is that
let me see
let me move away here
not even close
there's a gestural arena
oh I'm not ready for that
yeah I'm not strong enough to do that
so what about like over here
What happens if I just go to an island over here and just that's a big boy
What what I'm gonna hit him why does he have so much health? What the fuck?
Okay um
Ah geez, I don't know what to do he's a boss. Yeah, he is
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can kill this this other guy
Didn't even matter fuck. Okay, um, we're gonna do wildfire then
bro
bro
it's fine
we're gonna do it
oh
I didn't know he was going to do that last attack
okay
all right all we gotta do is just keep
we're just gonna play better
and we're gonna beat him all right
nice
we're gonna parry every one of these
okay
To be fair, we didn't, we didn't mess every single one of them up, okay?
I think that's pretty good.
That was pretty good.
All right.
I can do this.
I can beat his ass.
Big dick damage.
Yes!
Okay?
Perry everything.
He's still not dead.
We are still in the game, boys.
We are still in the game.
Oh, well.
Watch out my elf.
Nice to see see I told you guys we're gonna keep doing it
We can do this. Okay, um
Let's do this
Yes, all right
Yes
Five hits five hits five paris
We're not dying
Well I'm gonna just I'm gonna just go all in
I'm gonna just go all in on them if I can't beat him. I don't deserve it
Bring it on
If I die, I die
I can't do it
I can't do it
This guy's way harder
This is no joke
Came early
Yeah
No I can't
No I mean you can beat him
It's just it's gonna be hard to do
He's very beefy yeah
Not even half healthy
Yeah exactly
He's not even half
Like fuck that
We're not gonna try that at all
The Meadows
What the fuck are the Meadows
Have I been here before?
A painted...
What the fuck?
Is this it?
It looks like that's it.
That's it?
Okay, good.
I didn't want to miss anything.
Okay.
It's a small area?
No, that's fine.
I mean...
If I had sold him with that one guy,
that would have been crazy, right?
I mean, it didn't happen.
It did not happen.
But, like, it would have been crazy if it did happen, though.
Okay, let's go down this way.
You had C-O?
Yeah, why?
So I could just fuck that one up to?
Oh my...
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Damn.
This place is huge.
Holy shit.
Look at this.
What about this?
Okay.
I'm just gonna trust it.
Yep, it says danger.
I'm gonna trust that they're right.
Yep.
It says danger.
That means it's dangerous.
Huge experience farm there?
For sure.
What the hell is this?
He can't go underwater yet.
Oh, oh, I didn't even know you could do that.
Yeah, he said, no.
Experience farm for the enemies?
Maybe I could try that, yeah.
Okay, what's this?
This is just more cosmetics.
Now we'll go in this way.
Stone Wave Cliffs Cave.
What the fuck is this?
Pepe laugh again
Guys
Guys no
No more Pepe laughing
I thought was a big guy over there
Okay let me rest
Number one
Let me upgrade abilities
Number two
Okay so we're gonna put three points
Into might for her
And then for him
He has nine points
I'm thinking we give him a lot of agility
How are we feeling about agility for him?
Yeah let's give him agility
because that's a C rank anyway.
Okay, and then for Mayo, we're going to give fair luck as well.
Okay, and then for skills.
There's nothing really that I'm doing with them right now.
Seven points.
I'm very happy with like where he's at right now.
I could probably use berserk slash because like if he dies or something like that.
But, oh, it does his health.
That one is Ope.
think berserk slash is op okay well i mean i guess i might as well just get it right very high single
target light damage that's pretty good too your one shot anyway yeah exactly right that's what i was
thinking and then for this i feel like sword ballet is really good but it's better to stay in
virtuoso stance all the time so logically the only time that i would really need to do this
I think it would be better for me to focus on fire damage.
Meso Forte?
Which one is that?
Oh, this one here?
Sword ballet is super good.
I'm just trying to think about this.
Okay, we're going to go with it.
Because I'm thinking that, so five hits,
the other thing with Florett Flurry is that I'm already damage capping, right?
And so, like, that's the other reason why I'm thinking maybe I should try something different.
Okay, and then so for Verso,
I feel like I'm using all of his skills right now
But if anything, I could just I could replace berserk slash with assault zero
Like I feel like assault zero kind of sucks
With leadership?
No, I think leadership is really good
Yeah, we're going to start with this
And then his weapon
That's a really good weapon like I probably should upgrade their weapons
Let me see what's her weapon?
So her weapon is nine and hers is nine
Okay, well we're not going to worry about it too much then
Male, level 10 weapon is good with burn.
Yeah, I don't have level 10.
And what the fuck?
This is like a side zone too.
This area looks crazy.
What's this?
I'm looking, bro, you know what I'm trying to get?
I'm trying to get that level 10 weapon, bro.
Like, as soon as they get that level 10 weapon, it's going to change my life.
What's this?
Another one of those, too.
That's really good.
And that's the big boy.
We got to watch out for him.
Go back.
Wait, what?
Go back.
Wait, can I open this door?
No, there's no way, right?
Yeah, no, I'm chilling.
Y'all stressing me out.
Okay.
Let's go through here.
We'll look around.
Make sure we don't miss anything on the way over.
Oh!
That's one?
Um, two?
Where's number three?
I'm gonna find it.
There it is.
This is my level 10 weapon upgrade.
It's not.
That's insanely fucking good, though.
That's crazy fucking good.
That's literally like an extra overworld heel,
like an Estus flash shard.
Okay, so how the fuck do I get over to this boss?
Let me see.
Oh, it must be this way.
This has got to be it.
Okay.
Just big dick on him.
Just big dick on.
It's big dick on it.
Big dick on him, it's easy.
Chromatic cockass.
Oh, his crystal.
I'm not sure really how this works.
Yeah, no, it didn't work.
Shoot it? No, it doesn't work.
Like, that's what I thought, too.
Keep shooting?
I'm a fucking idiot.
Why am I listening to this?
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, and now I can do the berserk.
No, I can't. I'll have any points.
Okay, uh, let's do, uh, AP.
Okay.
We're gonna do an auto attack
Okay
No mistake
Bro, that bait
Guys, I
I don't think things are looking very good for me right now
Ready to evade
This is not
This is not looking good at all
I need to just practice my abilities
Okay, that's fine
It's fine, I'll try it again
It's okay, mistakes happen
See now I know what to do, right?
Male shield break is important here?
Yes, it seems that way.
That's okay.
Now we can beat him.
We know exactly what we know what his tricks are.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
This guy's easy.
Yeah, it's just a lot of the bosses have like these feints
where like they'll attack and it like baits you into doing something.
And then it's like, oh, actually no, that's not what he's doing.
Like I probably should get into the habit of dodging and then parrying.
But like, it's like your ego thing and I don't want to do that.
Which is stupid, but like, I'm just telling you the truth.
Okay.
I just don't know how to handle this.
I just, I, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I just have to play better anyway.
None of this matters.
Get ready.
Okay.
Um, nice.
Okay, she's got six of them.
Uh, got him.
I have a plan.
I actually don't have a plan.
Nice. Okay, and now we mayhem him. Jesus. Huge fucking dead. Wait, is he actually just dead? Not quite.
Ready to evade. Okay. I can revive her. Let's go again. It doesn't matter. Watch this. Watch this. Fucking deleted. Um,
No ego. No ego. Kill it! Break it! Die bitch! Die bitch!
Fuck! We got his ass! Oh, we got his ass!
That's a big dick energizing and revive. That's huge!
Holy shit that's big!
What a good day to be me! What a great day to be me!
day to be me.
Theoretically of the 54th.
We're born into a social contract,
the terms of which are preset.
We can neither niccoliate nor decline.
Our very first breath,
that first well as an infant
was deemed our consent.
I had to swallow my pride, though, with that Perry.
Before we even understand what it is that we're born into,
we're bound.
Lumiere operates a certain way.
It favors a certain group and a certain outcome.
I didn't know that big attack did so much damage at the end though.
That was crazy.
Push too hard to change things and you just might end up on the next expedition.
Ooh.
So nothing ever changes.
They just send us out to die, dissenters, and the status quo continues.
At least out here, I don't have to pretend anymore.
Damn.
I don't...
Oh fuck, I thought I was over.
I did everything here, right?
Like I got all the things
I did all the stuff
I think I'm going to put more points in too by the way
Like how are we feeling about putting more points in
Because like I feel like I should camp now
Because like now I need more
Agi for Verso
Yeah yeah
Because like so my plan with Verso is I'm just gonna build him
To use that Stars attack
Because I feel like that Stars attack is fucking OP
Okay
Expedition Resources let's check all
those okay we have these all right so cover cover of luminos we're gonna do eight for each one okay
one two three four five six seven eight i i think that was eight right there should be two more
yeah it's good oops i gave her too many c l why would i need her why would i need that dumb
bitch i don't need her i'm debating like so for his weapon like what do we think of
about for this weapon. Should I, should I upgrade this weapon? I think I should upgrade the weapon.
What do you guys think? No. You'll get a better one.
How many upgrade tokens do I have though, right? I mean, like, who gives a fuck?
Like, I mean, I have 21. Like, I might as well just do it because, like, there's nothing else I'm
going to do anyway, right? Like, and I'm going to farm these out, and it doesn't even matter.
Yeah, no, it would be stupid not to do this. Like, I mean, I still have 13 left.
Okay, now I want to go over here and SOS power.
Okay, literally nobody cares about this.
So we're going to get rid of this.
And we're going to get...
I forgot what I was doing.
On death, apply AP to allies.
I probably should use that.
Energizing revive.
He dies a lot.
On applying shell, that doesn't really matter.
Plus 1 AP on Perry, but damage received is double.
50% health on killing
I thought said back shots
breaking shots
what was the one I just got
Heel 10 energy
Healing tents also give one AP
I don't think that's really that valuable
Am I crazy for thinking it's not that valuable?
I think yeah let's get healing Perry
that's the one we should get
Where's my good healing parry
Because that one said it's level 5
But didn't I get one that was better?
energizing Perry
Let's just get that
Fuck it
Yeah, one AP
That one's obviously better anyway
Okay, so this is obviously really good
Okay, we're going to keep these for now
And for Lune
I think we're going to get rid of her auto show
It doesn't really matter
So we're going to get rid of that
And we're going to give her also
Or would it cancel
I think maybe energizing start
I think that would be a really good idea
and then I'm just really deciding on this
confident picdo is OP
this one
yeah that one's also really good too
you're right I probably should use that
and I could also do energizing could I
can I stack energizing starts where like both of them
are active at the same time yes
that's insane
okay well we're going to do that
and then we can do her luminous as well so she has 17 points
wait so I could give her three additional AP at the beginning
holy shit
okay we're gonna get that
yeah I feel like that's just
it's obviously the right play right I mean it just it is
and so for Verso as well
I think we should do the same thing
yeah we give him AP as well
and then
I want to keep defenseless
I'm just debating if there's anything else that has any value
here at all
after a free
free aim hit base damage is increased by 50%.
I don't know really if any of these are going to have value,
but if any of them, low, it'll be this one.
So let's go ahead and go with that.
And then for Lune, we've got
I feel like her break damage would be really good too.
Apply burn on hitting a marked enemy.
Like, because she's doing the break attacks anyway.
And burning mark doesn't matter.
Cleansing tent doesn't matter.
empowering attack doesn't matter
base attack this is this doesn't matter
augmented attack base attack doesn't matter
versatile like maybe this would be good
cleansing tent as well
I don't think that really matters
let's do SOS power
because I'm like always playing on defense
and so I think that's a smart thing to do
and then for these
I'm not really seeing any changes really to be made with these
Okay, I'm feeling very cute right now
Take off roulette
I'm not ready to take off roulette
Yeah, I'm close to being ready
But I'm not ready
Okay, now let's go back
We're gonna go to the main area that we were at before
Because I've built up some more confidence now
What the fuck is this?
I don't even know what this is
Oh
Okay
Um
He did
Okay.
I got really lucky there, actually.
Jesus, he got destroyed.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I did a lot of damage.
Wait, so now I can just fully pop off on him?
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
That's right.
Okay.
Um, let me give it to her.
Okay.
Watch this.
Watch this.
He dead.
Oh, he's super dead. He big dead.
He's done. That's it.
Confident.
Wait, I leveled up a weapon to level 10?
Wow. Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
Now we're making some real progress.
Now what the hell is this place over here?
This is another gestural area. I don't know if I want to do that.
What does this even say?
Gestral Beach. I already did one of these areas.
I'm not going to do this area right now.
The park or area?
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not ready to do that right now.
Okay, where do I?
Okay, I need to go here.
And this shouldn't be important.
But what's this?
Okay.
We're just not going to go over there.
Yep, we're just not going over there.
It says it's danger.
That means it's danger.
We're just not going to do it.
Let's move.
Okay.
So I feel like we really, uh,
I feel like we really did well there.
I'm gonna be real.
Like, I think we did.
Like, we didn't kill that one fat bitch,
but other than that,
like, I think things went really well.
I'm happy.
Lunay's half health, who cares?
I guess, you know what?
Let me just full heal her anyway.
A lot of upgrades.
Yeah, we got a lot of upgrades.
We made a lot of progress.
And, like, I wanted to do that a little bit.
Upgrade attributes. Oh, they leveled up too. Okay, well that's even better. I'm gonna give her more points into that and I'm gonna give him more points into agility
And then we're gonna give her more points into damage
I probably should give her more points into into agility too, but I'm not gonna do that right now
And this one I'm still like I'm still like kind of unsure about
Like I could get defiant strike. I feel like I'm not even really using berserk slash right now. I'm just
going to hold on to these because I don't only have a plan right now I'm going to be honest I just don't
so fire rage increasingly high fire damage to every turn until she reached you damage okay so I'm
gonna I'm gonna probably get this next because I've been burning I've been building her into fire
oops go around it's his best attack though I'm gonna try and skip some of these
so I already did a lot of these before fast travel can you do that uh-oh at the flag
Oh, I didn't even know you could do that
Okay, well I'm already not at the flag anymore, so whenever I get to the flag again
I'll do that go around this guy shit no bitch no bitch
I shouldn't have done that wow
Okay there we go doing decent try berserk I wasn't low enough health
Okay so you can fast travel
Oh, I see. I didn't even realize that. Okay. So let's go this way then. There should be one more in this area. I got to look around. Okay, so this should be it. Let me go ahead and get this one. Then I'm going to rest and move on. And so it begins. Um, I guess we'll go this one. I see, I see what that is. Yep. Super simple. This is my level 10 weapon. It's not.
Oh, what's this?
I thought that was a bad guy.
Expedition 57, Carla.
These siege engines seemed much more powerful in Lumiere.
But on this battlefield, next to all these broken bodies,
staring at the true size of the monolith, I feel despair.
I dare not show my true feelings.
As commander, I cannot yield to fear,
but I can't help but wonder,
is pressing forward the correct course of action.
Our lives are forfeit anyway, but is there perhaps a better way to spend such precious coin?
Damn. So she's trying to roach out.
She don't want to deal with any of that bullshit.
Okay, so this is probably the path forward, so I'm gonna go the other way first.
Actually, is there something behind this?
This seems like the area where there'd be something behind this area.
There's not. But it was worth a try.
What the fuck?
What's up, bitch?
Trade? I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them right now.
I'mma beat the fucking shit out of them.
I'm gonna put them in the dirt.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Bro, these delays.
These delays should be illegal.
Okay.
Powerful, that was intended? That's right. I did that on purpose.
I don't want to part with my secret stash, but you dueled me good?
I did that. Yeah, I did all this on purpose.
Obscure.
Nobody cares about this. Nobody cares about that. Nobody cares about this. Okay, we want three of these.
Inverted Affinity. Apply inverted on self for three turns. I don't know what the fuck that is.
Apply inverted on self for three turns on Battle Start 50%. Wait, that's insane. That's fucking disgusting, right?
Is this what I think it is? You can't heal? They never heal anyway. Who cares?
Okay, um
Healing skills cost one less AP
I'm realistically never going to use this
So I don't really see the point in buying it
Okay, and
So, Mayel is the one that dies super fast
And
I think we and we change it to this
inverted affinity
You see what I'm saying?
Like I'm even thinking
that we get rid of free aim because free aim isn't even like it's really not big dick right is it
it's definitely not so put counter i could also do first strike
why don't i just use this with confident at the same time i i guess i could just use roulette as well
like i mean roulette would be fine where the fuck is roulette augmented first strike is good
No, because she does component damage.
So I don't agree with that.
Let's do this for now.
I'm anna's already equipped.
Okay, so, and this is only three.
I feel like if anything, you know what?
This is fucking fine.
It's fucking fine.
There's nothing that needs to change.
Everything is okay.
All right, let's see.
Does any of them level up?
No.
Um, I guess we'll rest.
Let's go.
What?
Everywhere we go just death, death and more death, everywhere we go just death.
Don't want to see that anymore.
Look, Maya, it thought you would understand.
You said you spent your immortality burying the people around you.
Doesn't any of this bother you?
And you.
Gustav's dead.
You keep going like nothing happened.
What the fuck did she do?
Can't myel?
Know what we must do when one falls.
Crash out for no reason? Yeah a little bit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
It's just her?
Uh-oh.
Where's the guy?
Oh shit.
Are you hurt?
Fine.
So I should... so she is the healer.
Yeah, I should probably give her healing skills.
Yeah.
Ready?
Well, we're fucking dead.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, um...
Pretty easy to read.
Okay.
what big dick damn right nice yes
inversions okay well she's not gonna get healed anyway big dick big dick
oh big dick all right
Careful, Verso.
Oh, decent.
Um, let's go ahead him with this.
Big dick, big dick, big dick.
Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh.
Alright, let's take him out.
See ya, bitch.
Fuck, it's a phase two.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit.
decent i gotta lock in got you bitch oh okay um
did i die again i'll do it uh you can't win them all yeah we're killing him by the way
what he is dying you might not think he's dying right now but he is
AOE.
None of this matters.
Maximum damage.
I'm debating whether it's worth the risk.
I don't think it is.
Halfway.
Halfway.
It's not so bad.
It doesn't matter.
I did that on purpose so I could take damage.
Okay.
Yes!
Alright.
Break bitch.
Oh, he's so close.
Maybe we can get them with Mayhem with three.
Come on.
Oh, am I supposed to...
He's dead, right?
Like I...
I...
Okay, he's dead.
Alright, good.
I was really worried there.
I was really worried about that.
Okay.
Base attack has one extra hit.
Uh...
I wonder how that actually works.
Beat his fucking ass.
Holy shit, bro. God damn.
God damn!
Damn.
And everyone wasn't that strong, but you did well.
You know, fast attacks?
I do well on attacks that, like, delay attacks are what, fuck me.
Well, this...
This is what we're fighting for.
Is that his Versa weapon?
Let's check it out.
Delay attacks are obnoxious. I hate them.
What we got on this shit?
Dulistio.
Dullistio.
What's dolistio?
Play again after our base at.
What the fuck? That's insane. I wonder if it's worth it though. Like you know what? It is worth it. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to use this. And then now I want to change this though. I'm going to remove my break damage. And then we're going to use instead of that, we're going to use auto attack bonuses. Right. And so let's actually look at, okay, so I could get life steel. Okay, so.
Base attack is defenseless.
I think we're going to get rid of breaker.
And let's get rid of breaker and we're going to get another base attack.
Base attack has one extra hit.
Okay, well, I mean, like, that's the easiest decision of my life, right?
And then so we go back over to Luminas and then we look at this.
And critical burn, like this is really good because he has so many, like, extra attacks.
Base attack is defenseless.
Which one do we really need?
That's fucking insane.
I actually think that's more important than an energizing start.
Because that's powerful and defenseless at the same time.
Augmented attack?
Oh, yeah, that one's also good.
Okay, we're going to get rid of augmented aim,
and we're going to get rid of this, and we're going to put on this.
Because he's not going to be doing that anymore.
Okay.
Versatile, man?
DeFree aim hit.
This is hard.
This is fucking hard.
I just, I wish I could give them the points right now, right?
SOS power.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm already getting powerful already.
That's a great point, great point.
Amazing point.
Okay.
Now we're fucking cooking.
Now we're doing work.
Let me look around real quick.
Okay, let's go.
Give me out of this bitch.
Oh.
We got another one.
I thought I was playing Dark Souls for a minute.
You play Doom yet?
Yeah, I did.
This is fun.
But this is the game.
I'm just being on.
Like, this is the game.
Can I go there?
I see.
I see.
Okay.
So, I guess everybody's almost dead.
I can just use my heel.
That's right.
Yeah, so I don't even need to reset or anything.
Okay, I wonder if I can.
Yeah, I can.
Okay, cool.
All right, let's go around this way, and we're going to get the perpy.
Oh, lovely.
Okay, that's good.
We're going to give more of these to Verso, I think,
because right now we need to build two different functionalities with Verso.
We need to build auto-attack functionality,
and then we need to build also, like, extra damage.
Look at this area.
Oh, this looks nice.
This looks really nice.
Oh, actually, I should have, because remember I used all those revives.
What about over here?
What's this?
Revived Tense also give 3 AP.
I think I need to use that.
Okay.
We're gonna just get rid of that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely need that.
I think that's the, yeah, that's everything here.
Okay, let's move.
Ooh.
Is this the place?
We can bury your friend under this tree.
If.
Oh shit.
He did.
Couldn't wait for me, could you?
I wish we could.
Rest easy, Gustav.
I'll finish what you started.
The painters, my noir, they will pay.
No more dome.
Open skies.
I'll save them, Gustav.
Emma, your apprentices, everyone.
You can leave it to us.
You were always there for me.
I'll save them.
Say hi to Sof for me.
Yeah?
We could never tell.
never tell if you were my brother or my father.
Damn.
But to me, you were both best brother and father I've ever had.
Damn.
Well, shit.
Well, there it is.
He dead.
Let's see.
I gotta look around here.
How far can I go?
Game of the year.
I think that one thing that's really impressive is how expressive the faces are and everything, too.
That's what's really crazy.
Oh, wait, what's this?
Oh.
For about two hours.
Then there's a big lake.
We shouldn't go there at all.
Like it.
We should make a right and then it's going to take a few hours.
And then we make a stop.
We get some rest and some food.
And then from there,
we head north of Monaco station.
Why there?
To recruit my oldest friend.
We'll need the extra fire.
Oh shit.
We get another guy.
All right.
Take down the painter's heart.
Her heart?
Yes.
You can't just stroll up to the painter's.
The chroma there is farty.
Oh. It erases anyone who gets close.
Oh.
But if we destroy her heart, the barrier will fall.
Okay.
Simple.
So where is this heart? What does it look like?
What it looks like, that I don't know, but I do know that it's somewhere in the center of old Lumiere.
You found old Lumier?
Yes.
So it's true.
Before the fracture, our Lumier was part of a large area.
Part of a larger city on the continent
Damn
I've traveled with many expeditions
I was with the 58
When we found old Lumier
The Rimwar Arayson
Before I could get further
And I don't know much more
All right then
Let's go meet your friend at Monaco station
And then we'll take the patroness's heart
Paris, you think so
We'll see
It's not Paris, it's just inspired
Yeah but it's gonna be
kind of close, right? That's what I would assume.
Let me go. I'm gonna get
now, I'm gonna get more points for him. I'm gonna put all
of the Lumina into him right now
because I feel like he's the one that needs it the most.
Yeah, that way he has like five more
and so then he can get like one bonus.
That will do Ossio?
No, I can't. It's already level nine.
Like, we're good. Yeah.
Yeah.
You were thinking of Chuli.
Oh.
I'm not just having.
Yeah.
What a hurt?
Yeah, I do.
Damn.
Let's spend time with that ski?
Okay.
Uh-oh.
She reminds me of someone.
Mm-hmm.
Mayo?
Who?
Mayo.
Her before?
You also thought you knew Seattle.
Oh, nigh?
You're the one who says all humans say the same to you.
You're the one who says all humans seem the same to you.
It's because you're all cousins.
Same same,
but different.
Wait what?
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
You're so very wise.
Yep, Verso the wise.
Yep.
Verso the wise.
Damn.
Damn.
No, no, no, wait.
How about Eski the grave?
Oh, no, no.
Esky the great is better.
Oh, you're just a big bowl of nonsense sometimes, aren't you?
That's why we're best friends.
Wow.
I don't know what I'm getting out of this, by the way.
I have no idea.
But I feel like it's probably good for me to do this.
Yeah, content?
Yeah, definitely.
Oh, I forgot I talked to that guy and I rescued that one little thing.
Remember that?
You found some of my kids, which is the reward I should give you?
This should be useful. Oh, a new outfit. What the fuck?
Okay, maybe the next one's gonna be really good, okay?
The next one's gonna be crazy.
Reported they get the ice? I did.
What's this?
You know, quickly approaches Luna.
I only apologize for behavior on the way to go scurvy.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I just seem to.
It's pain we feel.
Every time we lose someone.
I've tried many ways of dealing with it.
Running from it.
Sitting with it.
Compartmentalizing it.
But what I needed was to use it.
Like a Sith Lord.
To use everything.
What do you mean?
I and I let it burn inside me.
when I'm tired, when I feel hopeless, when I want to just let it all go.
I use the pain, I use the fear, the shame, the guilt, the anger.
I use it all to keep going, to make sure I continue.
I can almost feel them beside me.
Damn.
Especially when I use Kroma.
I feel their presence, their closeness.
And they help me.
Feel Gustav.
I do.
Like a spirit or some shit.
You have an infinity for Kroma too.
Try it.
Is that like the thing they get disenchanted into?
How do you always know what to do?
I don't.
Want to know a secret?
I have no idea what I'm doing.
idea what I'm doing and I don't think anyone else does either yeah it's about right
really don't tell anyone else I said that damn that how come
Monaco live so far from the other gesturals that's a good question
Monaco's a searcher they travel the land looking for gesturals who went missing
after the fracture oh that makes sense
a lost gesturl's yeah that and he uh pissed off Gogra
Oh.
Your oldest friend is a gestural.
Yes.
You've been friends for as long as I can remember.
Gustav would have loved that.
Why?
Because he liked gesturals.
Because...
He liked the idea of friendships that could last decades.
Damn.
We don't get to enjoy such long friendships in Livyre.
Yeah, because they die.
Do you want to spend time with Luna?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been waiting to do that the whole time.
Why are you allying yourself with us?
Mm-hmm.
Not a lot of options out here, in case you hadn't noticed.
What about the previous expeditions?
Did you help them too?
Yet they still failed.
That's a terrible way to ask questions.
Damn.
Do always interrogate people like this.
Damn.
Given the circumstances, I think we can skip the pleasantries, no?
Alliances are usually give and take.
That's our conversations.
Wow.
Trust goes both ways, no?
Alright then as a gesture of good faith
I'll show you how to use Lumina
Ooh, do I get a buff?
I got it
Well aren't you a quick study
But I appreciate the gesture
Mm-hmm
Trust works both ways
I feel like we already established that
I feel like we already established that
And as a gesture of good faith
I'll answer three questions
Oh
Only three
Someone's a bit greedy
Damn
Damn.
Three questions with three follow-ups.
Uh-oh.
You're really pushing this.
I think it's reasonable.
All right. Go for it.
Okay.
Hmm.
Loon spends times bombarding Versa with questions.
Verso remains evasive, which pisses Loon off but also triggers her insatiable curiosity.
Lunei is reocently intruged as is Verso.
Damn.
Nice.
Riz?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, what about this one?
How far up the mountain?
is Monaco Station. Will we see snow?
Not too high, but yeah. There's usually snow.
Huh. Fantastic.
Oh.
Oh.
Only in books and paintings.
Won't we have a snow area before?
I thought we were. I don't know.
And just as fun.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Just as deadly
Oh
Really
My husband was obsessed with the idea of snow
Husband, uh-oh
I can't wait to see some
Hmm
You can talk to him multiple times
Building up a harem
Yeah exactly NTR
Well I mean he probably
She probably he probably dead anyway
It's fine
You seem less stressed than the others
Is that your conclusion
After your extensive observation of our team?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
There must be better uses of your time than analyzing our stress levels.
Well, it's important to understand your teammates.
Yep.
Says the mysterious stranger who has yet to share much about himself.
True.
Then consider this my attempt to be less mysterious.
Damn, he's hitting on all of them.
Wow.
Okay.
I'll trade you.
A story for a story.
Quite fair, I think.
Well, there are stories, and then there are stories.
Uh-oh.
Something epic and full of danger.
Something epic, then.
Full of battle and danger.
Yes.
No.
Tell me something dark and melancholy.
Oh.
And personal.
The email girl.
Ooh, going straight for the heavy stuff, huh?
If we're going to share, let's share.
Story for a story, right?
We'll see.
Jesus to tease Verso who remains evasive.
Oh shit, I got a plus one with her too.
Nice.
Trauma dumping first two minutes?
Yeah, I know.
No girlfriend for 100 years.
He's just like me.
Oops, wrong button.
Yes.
You've been friends for as long as I can remember.
Because...
Okay, so we did all these.
Okay, good.
All right, and check up on the others again.
Wait, what's this?
Did I do this?
Oh, I didn't do this.
Are those things?
What are you working on?
Contingency plans.
If we fail, Expedition 32, we'll need every bit of information we have.
Right, but how are you going to get it to them?
And the crystals, same way we got the other ones.
What do you mean?
What are the stars whispering to you?
Actually, I'm the one whispering to them.
Oh.
It's something my dad and I used to do.
When I was scared, or even when I was happy.
He'd say, share it with the stars.
Why's the moon's so close?
When it's hard to talk about things...
Are we gonna go to the moon?
Stars will understand?
Surely we're gonna go to the moon.
Yes, 100%
Yeah
100% we go into the moon
I like that
Mm-hmm
I talk to the stars
a lot after he was gone
I remember
the night we first met
At the Crooked Tower
Right
After the gommage
Oh
I was surprised to find you there
I thought I was the only one
Who knew about that room
I had to get away from the heart
And those damn petals everywhere.
So I climbed up.
It wasn't logical.
Part of me really believe my parents and the expedition had succeeded.
Had they stopped her.
Well then why should the thing still happening?
Oh.
They weren't coming home.
Damn.
You know, it meant a lot to me.
The comfort we shared that day.
But you avoided me after.
Why?
It wasn't personal.
I got a lot of people out of my life.
Not personal.
I knew my parents had failed.
They were counting on me to finish their work.
I couldn't afford distractions.
Friends are not distractions.
Damn.
I know that now.
Wow.
I love to go.
don't think they're gay guys they're just talking to each other like that's what better time to
build friends yeah guys they're not gay hmm i could use some wine though making friends is thirsty
work do you lie down talk to your girls it's your friends it's a that's a girl thing dude
it's not even the same okay yeah girls do that kind of shit it's totally different oh shit was this
Dude journal, I forgot.
I remember I remembered it right whenever I clicked the other one.
It really was a beautiful place.
You liked it.
We're right about condolences.
We offered them because we don't know what else to say,
but there's no comfort there.
No.
All we can do is carry them with us.
I guess.
Drowning in our own sadness.
Why did you join you?
expedition with the commage I understand the rest of the team's decision but you're half the
right out here seem better than in there at the time it's natural wanting to escape a life you
don't want yeah true escape that's what I wanted go stuff and the others they really want
change things changing your life also counts I'm always short of the world's problems
you know it'll drain you fast
Gustav would probably say, if more of us cared, then it would lighten the load for everyone.
He sounds like a good guy.
It's crazy how expressive the character expressions are in this game.
It's a lot.
I kept Gustav's, so you can have mine.
Yeah, it's really a shock.
You'll need one if you want to be an official member of...
It's like a new standard.
I gotta say, I didn't take you for an official kind of person.
Welcome to the disaster.
The disaster expedition, that sounds pretty fucking bad.
That sounds real bad. Nice. So now she doesn't hate me?
Okay.
How far to Monaco Station?
With SGA?
That I should be quick.
Uh, what about this? Can I do something with this?
It's a Trebuche. What the fuck?
Just a minute, let me look around.
Oh shit, it's over that way.
Okay, let me go this one.
Alright, let's do it
Let's beat his ass
Okay, um
We're gonna do something smart
Well, I didn't do as much as I thought it would
Fuck
Okay, um
Okay
And then we'll do
Uh, I probably could just do
Wildfire, but we'll do mayhem on
Uh, let's do it on this guy.
Nice!
Oops
It doesn't matter.
Damn, what the fuck?
I thought I hit that.
Oh right, I forgot about his auto attack.
Yeah, I forgot all about that shit.
Okay, um, skills, let's see, what else can he do?
Um, nothing really, so I'm just having to do this.
He's in A now. Um, okay, I'm gonna just kill him then.
Okay, got him.
He dead.
He dead.
annihilated.
I thought the, uh, his like big attack was going to do way more damage.
Okay, let's go this way.
Okay.
I had to look around.
If at S?
He does if it's at S?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm looking around.
There's snow everywhere now.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna use one of the heels.
I might as well, right?
And these guys only sell like,
I feel like they only sell like outfits.
Yeah, they only sell outfits.
Okay, let's go this one.
Is that a bad guy?
I think that's a bad guy.
That's a bad guy.
Okay.
This one's gonna be super fucking easy.
Okay.
There we go.
We got them.
I just started shooting on them.
Okay.
How's she black?
Is she black?
I don't know about that.
Okay.
What the hell is this over here? I didn't even see that.
What is this?
Oh, it's just a misunderstanding.
I feel like I don't need to...
Is there anything important over here? No.
Okay, that's a glitch. Okay, all right, I was about to say.
Okay, yeah, never mind, okay.
I was like, what the fuck?
Okay, let's go this way. I think this is obviously the path I need to take.
Let's go.
It's a...
It's not a glitch, it's a bridge.
Yeah, those, like, little white things were around there.
I just...
I don't know.
Ooh.
Follow the tracks.
That'll lead us to Minaka.
Okay.
A train.
Gustav would...
Give me rest.
Upgrade my shit.
Um, let's give him more stamina.
I think we're gonna give him more stamina because, uh, I feel like doing it.
Yeah, I think that's the...
that's the right decision because i feel like doing that that that thing
is it true before the fracture le me had trains running throughout the continent
what's all this is running late but does that need more stamina you think so
i mean i just seem to me to we are oh a noco station this is a fucking boss
a grandis they're real too the fuck is a grandis what the fuck
for a second i thought that was an upgrade but it's not okay i actually
can talk to them. Contrary what some believe guard duty is quite rewarding. Okay. Oh, is this it?
All Lumiere. Oh, fuck. I feel like maybe I should get this defiant strike thing, man. Like,
what do you guys think about defiant strike? It's goaded? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, and I still can't
get that. And we're gonna get this sword ballet next.
What the hell is this area?
What about over here?
See that?
We're smart.
Hmm.
I feel like I have so much chroma now.
I don't need, like, I never need to worry about, like, spending money.
Like, I've got so much fucking money.
Okay, and there's nothing over there, right?
No.
There's not.
All right.
Let's keep moving.
Clueless?
All right.
Well, I guess maybe not.
This is going to be some kind of bull.
Yep.
here oh shit
slow as ever
reflexes remain sharp as ever
I approve
nice
yes
did verse you into another adventure
how you do that
I want a time to kill so
I taught him
ladies
could I
interest you in a jewel
definitely a gesture
All right.
Be careful, though.
Monarcho's fighting style is a bit peculiar.
Oh, we got to fight this fucker?
Oh shit.
Okay.
What's this music?
Jesus.
Okay.
Nice.
Damn, he's got a lot of fucking health.
Damn.
Okay.
Um, we'll go ahead and do this.
All right.
And now we'll do, um, okay, so we'll do, uh, I really don't even know.
I guess I can just do this again, locking shot again.
I feel like I don't really have a lot to do with him.
Oh, I'm not auto attacking.
Bro, he, I keep forgetting about that.
Okay, uh, items.
All right, let me, I got to res her again.
Again.
Okay, well, we got one, right?
Okay, so we do the auto attack, see that?
There.
Okay.
Oh, fuck, I'm like one away.
Okay, um, I guess I'll just do another attack for now.
Yeah, I don't really care a whole lot.
Okay.
So, okay.
I will do rain to fire.
Wow.
Well, can I, can I just use mayhem on it?
Oh, I don't have any of the buffs.
Okay, um, I guess I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save it.
That's right, that's right.
Okay.
And now we're gonna take him out.
Yes!
Okay.
Um, I'll do this.
Nice.
He's stunned. You're stunned.
Okay, good.
Okay.
All right.
Um, right, auto attack. I keep forgetting about the auto attack.
Oh, I didn't realize that gives me double points.
That shit was not going to happen. Like, you, you knew that shit was not about to happen.
Okay, well, he about to be dead. Oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, uh, okay, I'm just gonna kill him. Yeah, let me just kill him.
What?
All right, all right. Not so bad, huh?
Fuck, bro, I should, I should, I should have revived her. I should have just fucking revived her.
No destruction, son.
I'm really busy beating up strangers.
Noco, what are you doing here?
Uh-oh.
You're still slow.
Man with the weird arm.
Uh-oh.
Wrong time to ask.
Ooh, we gotta go this way.
Oh, the stalact.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I only got three of those. I don't need too many of those.
Let me rest right now.
Bro, like, we got dick there.
Actually, we're, wait.
On the upgrade.
Okay, oh, it was only her?
I thought the other one's got one too.
Like, we're gonna get more points of crit.
Actually, should have gotten her agility, but that's okay.
Okay, so what's over this way?
Oh, shit!
The first fight is yours.
Defeat the Stalact with your fearsome talents.
We gotta fight another one of these fucking guys?
Jesus.
Oh.
Is this serious?
serious yes oh that's like that one thing that was out in the out in the open world
okay all right let's do it okay so wait versa why don't you use ingradient attacks
wait what only pointers from the one sitting another mechanic you didn't teach them did you
you lazy old fart very well i shall generous let's calm apart my wisdom
U-JP used to cast a skill.
Okay, I don't really know what that is yet.
Let me do my auto attack.
Okay.
It's a limit break.
Use it?
Okay.
I'm gonna just use it.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, okay.
Got his ass.
That was cool.
Oh, I'm dead.
Okay.
All right, let's take his ass out.
Big dick.
Nice.
Pop pop pop
There it is
He dead he dead
That's right
He thought he was about to Zorb that shit
Uh-uh
Nope
Guys never gonna remember a auto attack first
Oh I forgot about that again didn't I
Yeah, I did
He eaten his ass
Oh
What
What the fuck
By collecting everyone feet
Don't ask me how it works.
I've never understood.
Now that we've had some good battles to warm the spirits.
To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?
We're heading for old Lumia.
Okay, bye.
Hey, come on.
Damn.
Hey, look, I know we've failed before.
But this time that's different.
Don't you recognize her?
Of course I do.
Then you know what that means.
This is our shot.
It might be our only shot.
This is your only shot.
Oh.
Out of the question.
I will never join you again.
There will be a lot of fighting, though.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, it's true.
There will be a lot of fights.
Exactly.
Can I be in then?
Good. Good. Good. Yes. Good.
Noco's coming to.
Oh, you are.
Nice.
A lot of merchants.
The undisputed top merchant in the world.
As a responsible parent, this is a superb idea.
Let us go to old Lumiere.
What the fuck?
This amazing, yeah, that looks good.
Responsible parent, obvious.
Who?
Grandness came out now.
You go talk to them.
They're nicer than gesturals.
Take the asterisk to north, okay.
Ooh.
Oh.
Okay.
Do you want to play this tutorial?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Monoco.
What the fuck?
Moves the bestial wheel
pointer forward.
Every mask on the wheel
upgrade specific skills.
The almighty mask upgrades all abilities.
Upgrade skills are stronger
or gain additional effects.
Okay.
Okay.
Oops.
Wait, that's me.
Okay, so now I'm a caster.
A little bit.
What the fuck?
Blue Mage? Yeah, I get it.
I actually don't get it. I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, balanced.
Alright, so...
Ah, I see, I see, I get it, I get it.
Yeah, I get it now.
Foolish move.
No, you don't?
No, I do.
I don't get it. I don't think I get it.
Oh, really?
Nice. Okay.
You just feed a power and looted his leg, which allows Monaco to learn the skill,
power and heal, just open his skillman.
and open up his new skill.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Peller and heel.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
This is a weird-ass character.
Oh, my God.
Check his skill tree.
Okay.
Well, I can't right now.
It's a weird character.
He's O.P.
Is he?
He's super O.P.
Really?
Learn skills.
Oh my god
Holy shit
You gotta get all their feet
Does he have to be in the fight
When I do it
Yes, okay
I feel like I just got used to having one character
And now they're trying to change it up on me
Like they're trying to change all this shit up on me man
Just level level one
Yeah I'm just trying to think about it you want to level them all
I'm just trying to think about what to do
Lunae?
I feel like I would get rid of her, but like, bro, I put so much time and effort into getting this character leveled up.
Doverness his skill points? Yeah.
Also does it matter? I'll probably use him later. I don't want to deal with it right now.
Beautiful weather today. Too warm?
High above the heavens.
Lawsums of snowflats.
What the fuck?
Big mistake?
No. I, I...
What's this?
Oh.
Would you kindly descend from there?
No?
Oh shit, he gonna jump!
Okay, and so we went there.
All right, we have to go the other way.
You missed a merchant?
What?
No, I didn't.
Oh, he has a merchant hat on.
No, you're not a...
Wait, no, that's not a merchant.
This guy?
Oh, it's got to be one of these guys.
It is what it was.
I shall soon rekindle the flames of the Great Forge
our defense is anew. You use weapons.
Of a sword.
We are well versed in the methods of misdirection.
The bell that we gifted our furry gestural friends some long time ago.
Perhaps some of our designs might be of use in your journey.
Great.
Oh, fuck.
It's developing something like greatly intruder search and struggle undoubtedly aid you in battles well.
The eternal ice, type of ice that never melts.
You can find something not far to hear.
Oh, shit.
Return the eternal ice, and I will augment.
to your defenses. Let's do it. Okay, why should go do that? Shouldn't I go do that?
Amazed grand ass. Ancestors from Horses Station. Marvel's breathed fire. It's astonishing as not.
The many wonders your ancestors of Ron. Oh, he wants to go to old Luminary. Okay. Talk to the Red Hat guy as a woman.
Oh, right. Oh. Hmm?
Sorry?
We grant us our impervious to call, but it's utterly dreadful for me as one...
Can you guess why? Why?
There's no need for clothes.
We run about naked as the day we were born.
As a fashion designer, my talents languished from disguise.
My life needs colors and textures.
I have a brilliant idea.
Let me dress you.
But before I drape you with elegance, you must first best me in eloquence.
Okay, what?
It's a battle consists of three rounds.
One must display an excellence of poetry.
I shall design the new attire for one to be able to best me in an eloquence battle.
Shall we begin? Yes. Let us commence.
Is eloquence a boss fight? Are you ready?
Finish my sentence in a wonderfully poetic way.
Life blooms like a rose with petals soft and frail.
Okay, I don't know this one.
It's the longest one. Yeah, sure. Your words impress me.
Let's continue.
Life's a canvas painted with the colors of our strife.
Is it the longest?
Okay, so it's the longest one again.
Okay, so this is probably going to be one of the shorter ones
because, like, logically the first two would be...
Yeah. Life sings a song of joy and pain.
Its notes both sweet and bitter.
I mean, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
How was I supposed to know?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
You have a way with words, young lady.
It was just the longest one every time.
I didn't think that's what it was going to be.
Hold on from him.
It's going to take me some time to create my piece.
There it is.
A new outfit.
Oh god.
What the fuck about a new outfit?
We have to go over here.
Use it.
Let me look and see.
It's the same thing.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's just white armor. That's it.
Okay.
There's another one.
Expedition 65, Orrillion.
The Grandis have embraced us with such warmth and hope.
What a balm for the soul to know that other being survived.
That we and Lumiere
are not alone it truly is a miracle the ground is retreated to higher ground after
never ones overran their lands it is bittersweet but at least the most important parts of
their civilization will survive their children fortunately for them they do not appear
affected by the gomarch the way we are it is painful knowing our expedition has failed
damn bro he fell off take this oh a recode oh that's
That's nice. Okay, so is this the path? Let me see if it is. It's a good guy, right?
Search of your old home. Yes.
Wrong way? Okay.
I thought I had to go to the ice. I could be wrong, but like, yeah, I thought I had to go to the ice.
Okay. You'll die? Okay. Okay.
Let me, I might as well go loot the purple thing though, right?
Let me a second.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Alright.
Color of Luminah again.
So if I'm not supposed to be here, maybe I should...
Let me see if I'm supposed to be here or not.
I'm gonna fight this guy.
We're about to find out if I'm supposed to be here or not.
Oh, this is fine.
Oh.
Oh, I didn't realize that was even gonna happen.
Okay.
Okay. Um...
I guess I can just use... yeah, Hugh.
Damn, bro, he got fucked up.
Yeah, this is.
This is nothing. You guys are stressing me out over nothing. This is easy. Oops. Look.
I don't even need to do these the abilities. I just kill their ass. He just dead. I'm still outside.
Glaccio. Okay, that's good. Okay, the eternal ice. Am I an expert? Yeah. Well, it's got to be this way, right? It has to be this one. What about over here?
How wow. Let me go this one.
This has gotta be where it is, right?
This has to be where it is.
Um, yeah, that's a bad one.
We saw that.
Let's go in this one instead.
Okay.
We'll rest.
I don't think there's any upgrades I need to do.
All right, let's keep moving.
The cop carousel?
No, it's just the carousel.
It's all fucked up.
It's nice to see expeditions one thing.
more you've met other ones several years what happened to them i'm afraid of unaware of their fate
we had a pleasant enough conversation during quite a rush couldn't bear the time to assist me
our beloved carousel was frozen over the ice is too thick for me to break it perhaps you could help
let's see what we can do okay easiest game on my life can i get on this damn all right i'm forever
in your death this will bring cheer to others of grandes and human children playing here together
human children before the fracture what was that like there were no neverons and thus no need for
violence our battles relied upon the sharpness of our wit and not our swords my friend elise
would ride the carousel and make up stories together tales of daring to do she had such a lovely way with
words but after the fracture i never saw her again she was kind and eager to help others just like you
she took great pride in her hair sadly i can nong grimmer the details of her face but i'll
never forget her hair i could show you if you'd like okay
It's not that, like that Sophie?
I miss her dearly.
It makes me happy to see a part of her live on.
It's like the Sophie hairstyle.
Fuck.
That's a weird, bro, that's weird.
She'd been looking the same way the whole time, bro, like, fuck that.
We're not changing her.
Yeah, let's just go back.
The other one look way more normal.
It's a Karen haircut?
Yeah, it is a Karen haircut.
Okay.
Nice.
Let's go.
Damn, that was pretty easy.
That's because I'm good at the game, guys.
That's haircut for mail is a short one of my opinion
Guys, I really gotta tell you
I don't give a fuck about that shit
That's some bullshit
That's some bull motherfucking shit man
Yep, all right, let's go this way
Yeah, I'm there, I'm there to do some fucking damage
Alright, like that's what we're doing
Alright, let's go
We're gonna ignore them
We already killed them, they got their ass beat
And what about this thing over here?
The fuck?
Oh.
Well, that will help.
Oh, shit.
Wait, I just randomly press buttons.
Oh, shit.
I was just randomly pressing buttons.
I just, I didn't even see him.
Damn.
Nice.
Yeah, he got deported.
Okay, let's go this way.
We have to go back to old lumineer.
And it works, it works, it does.
Oh, it's go inside.
Monaco Station.
You get cool shit?
Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna camp in a bit.
I'm gonna go get it.
But now we can leave this area and we can go to the other spot now.
I feel like we've been cooking, honestly.
What, we've been, we've been beaten every boss pretty much in one try.
Like, this has been going really well.
We've been doing awesome.
Let's go up this way.
Yeah?
When you get four, you get a big reward.
I'm gonna get another one really soon.
For sure.
What's over here?
Nothing.
Why they so big?
We're gonna find out.
Okay.
Um, bitch.
Maximum damage.
Yeah, maximum damage is right.
Holy shit!
Okay, let's look around.
What about this?
Thomas of the 47th Drunken Brigade.
Drunken Brigade.
Benjamin's been calling us the Drunken Brigade.
Ha!
I love it.
Yeah, we do our best work.
We do our best work after a few.
The trick is finding that perfect point
where your nerves have calmed enough that your mind and body are one,
but not so calm that your reactions are dull.
Some of the lads haven't quite managed riding that edge.
But I remain in full control of my body and thoughts.
Oh!
Sounds like someone spotted another never never on.
Better fuel up for our next dance.
up for our next dance for lubeiard well i guess so that one kind of didn't go very well considering
the neveron's still here yeah uh i guess it just didn't really work out okay um i guess i
might hit him okay um not really sure what i can do here i don't know what the fuck this is
i also don't know like what type uh fuck i don't know anything okay i'm gonna just hit this
Oh, it takes almost no damage, okay.
You're dead.
Okay.
I'm gonna get this right here.
Since that way, oh, she goes into offense.
Oh, I made it.
I mess up, I mess up.
I didn't know this was going to happen that way.
That's okay.
Mistakes happen.
Okay.
Well, I guess in this circumstance, what we should do is
maybe do a little bit of rain of fire.
9,000.
That's a lot.
We gotta do big damage on fat boy
Big damage, big damage
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
That's right!
That's right!
Bergen eats Luneh, that's okay.
We don't give a fuck about her.
Okay, I will do the auto attacks here, okay?
There.
See that? That was me.
That was me doing the thing I was supposed to do.
Okay.
I actually don't know what I should do here.
I wanted to give her extra points.
That way we could, uh...
Oh wait, okay, yeah, yeah.
Now she's in virtuoso stance.
Man, bro, she did have to see.
Ooh.
Okay, um, nice.
Okay.
Oh, now we can do the thing.
Big dick. Big dick.
Big dick.
Big dick.
Oh, that didn't do it.
That was awful.
we got broke nice that's what you get fatty
okay I don't know mark him you guys really think mark I mean I
I feel like powerful would be better like that huh about that you want another one
bitch fuck you Jesus he is getting oh mega dick guys
I'm gonna be honest, like he's getting mega dick.
Um, I'm thinking that we actually do, yeah.
Believe in the, believe in the dream, okay?
Wait, what?
Well, that wasn't what I wanted to happen.
That was not what I wanted to have happen.
Okay, um, let me see, gradient attack.
Okay, so, all right, let's do this.
He's so dead, by the one.
Ready to abate.
There's all part of it.
And now I can do mayhem anyway.
Now he breaks.
I had a dream.
You see that?
Everything exactly was according to plan.
I got another turn after this.
All right.
See you, bitch?
It didn't even show.
It didn't even tell me how much damage I did.
It just said yes.
That was it.
said yep.
Polished Chromo Catalyst.
Is that what I think it is?
Um, is it or not?
No, it's not.
Okay.
I thought it was, but it wasn't.
Break damage on burning enemies?
That's good.
I don't think I'm going to use that, though, realistically.
Oh, we got another fat dick sucker here.
Okay.
Break is crazy important.
Not yet.
I have a plan.
You guys have to trust in the plan.
That was not part of doing that little damage was not part of the plan.
Oh.
Yeah, you don't like that, dude.
Fuck you.
That was...
All right, here we go.
Okay, so things are not looking good for me.
Okay.
All right, things are not looking good.
Just being farmed?
Yeah, I forgot.
I actually forgot what my plan even was.
Yeah, I forgot.
Let me try and do this again.
Use the reserve team?
Okay.
Okay.
I have to do this.
Okay.
See that?
Better strategy.
I don't know what the fuck the original strategy was, but it was a bad one.
That was a lot of damage.
Bitch. He's dead.
He's dead. We're about the big dick on him.
We're about the big dick on him right here.
He's got defense.
He's got defense.
He's got defense.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
I'm gonna put him in the dirt.
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I'm actually surprised he's not dead.
I thought he was about to be dead there.
Fuck out of here.
You got to here, bitch.
I thought I needed to kill him.
I didn't.
Okay.
I think it's this way, right?
What's this?
What's this?
Esoteric ruins.
We gotta make sure we're ready for this.
My being a core, with the form of a damned soul.
In this state, I'm nothing but condemned.
I'm condemned to wander angelessly as I'm separated from my companions.
But I fear that they were the ones who cut me off.
I'm vulnerable.
Will you be the one to deal the final blow?
Will you a spirit?
This concept is unfamiliar me.
Could you enlighten me?
The wandering soul of a dead person.
Someone that's dead.
Did I die?
since my duty is unruined to me.
Pardon me, I may not know the answer your question,
as I do not know the state of my nature.
Where you kill my neverons.
Another concept that alludes me.
It's weird that they don't know about neverons.
Well...
It's possible they died before or during the fracture.
Graphic explorers system is why I sought this place.
It's a complicated story.
Please listen, I yearn for something.
Yearn for what?
I don't know.
Beyond the cliff is something resonating
in the hopes of something from bringing a path.
Or perhaps they called Nevron
something else okay i gotta go up there easy he yearns for the mines is that true okay
what the fuck is that thing i heard it there's another one right there where's the last one
it's probably right over here right oh fuck what oh nice i wasn't used to that i usually
there's like invisible walls so i didn't think that would happen okay maybe it's inside of here
There it is.
I'm gonna get our stuff now.
$5,000.
That's a lot of money.
Let's go through the maze.
Is there only two options?
Yes.
I'm not sure how this works yet.
Oh, this is it. I'm done.
The door closed again.
Spooky.
Nice.
Not so bad.
That was it?
Oh, okay.
I was about to fucking say.
Okay, one more.
Wait, there's one more?
Where?
Like, we're not doing this shit again.
Is it on that roof?
Oh.
Wood boars.
They all have shiny buildings.
Okay, good.
All right.
We got it.
Sometimes I just don't see things.
Like, and usually it's like all the time, actually.
Okay, that wasn't so bad.
You just go too fast.
Yeah, I know.
That was a bit of a cock sucker of a puzzle, man.
Okay, now what?
It beckons. You have it. This is the material. Will it work? Come closer?
Are you talking about the wood boards? Do you not see? I'm exposed.
I have not the means to protect this frail core, so please give these to me.
Give them. This is good. My duty renewed. I'm coming back to life.
Healing and ally also applies shell for one turn. Okay. I thank you. My form is now complete.
So you were a never-on. I'm not familiar with the term. What reason do you cause me a Nesimone? You kill humans, trapping necroma.
I see
I am now defined by my duty
Fortunately I don't think
What you call a spirit anymore
Being defined as the never on feels right
Should I kill him
I feel like there's no reason to kill him right
I mean like who cares
Yeah like who gives a fuck like yeah
Why would I do that
That's dumb as fuck
He's a nice guy
Yeah I never care
Yeah somebody said like there's one of them
That's like a quest line later on
So like after that I never wanted to kill any of them
Because I was afraid of messing something up
Oh, this is this fuck-ass just responds.
Okay.
I guess it must be this way.
Leave it for Exhibition 32.
Yeah, true.
Good idea.
Welcome, my friends.
Oh, fuck.
To old Lumiere.
Is anyone still here?
Just never.
Oh.
So this is where our piece of Lumier used to be.
Well, that sounds pretty bad.
Oops.
Part the world and threw us into the sea.
We're lucky it did.
That's probably the only reason we survived.
The heart of the painter's in the center.
Let's go.
Merchant?
Wait, there was a merchant?
I don't know how I didn't see.
I thought that was like a...
Like a thing.
Place is absolutely wrecked.
It's wicked.
Okay, let's fight him.
Maybe I should use Versa, honestly.
We use mail.
Damn, he got a lot of health.
Okay.
He dead, though.
It doesn't matter.
Over.
See ya bitch
Gotcha bitch
So easy
It was brilliant, I like you, trade
Alguerion
Can consume one foretel
That seems really good if you get that maxed out
Level 9
Applying powerful as duration has increased by 2
I feel like I should just buy this right?
I mean like every single time
And this reviving tent will obviously get that
That's fucking crazy
crazy. I feel like we should just buy both of these, right?
Yeah, I mean, I have so much money anyway, and I can just go farm money.
I'm just gonna buy the weapon, too.
Who cares?
Like, I still have 60,000 items.
The only thing is, like, right now, like, most bosses that I fight
kill me in one hit anyway.
So it's like, it doesn't really matter if I have, like,
oh, you've got a lot of health.
Oh, shit.
We'll need a way forward.
The heart is in the center of the city, right?
Show off a bit, Minoko.
do the thing just admit you can't do it yourself damn wait what the
fuck happened I thought that was supposed to happen why the hell did you sorry I
just what is this show off we just have to regroup the others
fucked up man versus said the heart is in the center of old Lumiere right
right okay Minoko stop crying we have to move
Damn.
Wrong time, bro?
Yeah, he really fucked up, huh?
That was a mistake.
Okay, I gotta pause.
I gotta take a break.
Okay, you not play Monaco?
Yeah, I got to take a break.
Forced, uh, forced usage time.
Am I gonna have to, oh no, oh no.
Am I gonna have to use them?
Wait a second.
Uh-oh.
a bit. Uh-oh. We got to figure this out then. It's okay, Minoko. Yep. Let's move on.
All right. You only have three characters now? All right. Well, we're going to have to figure it out next time.
I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. So, yeah, we're going to play more of this. And
I might try to spec these characters off stream just so I can get it done. And then I guess we're
going to have to do it. This is why he needs to level all characters. I didn't know this was going to
happen. I had no idea. But anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching.
I appreciate it. We had a very good time today. We had fun. I enjoyed myself. I hope you guys did too.
So we'll be back on tomorrow and then we're going to get back into it. We're going to play more of this.
So thank you guys. I really appreciate it and I will see you all then. So until next time, gentlemen, peace. See you.
