Asmongold TV - Insane WoW Fails | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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Classic wow hardcore. Once we get slow fall, I'll count it down, three, two, one. Oh my god. Why? Why would you... why? I don't understand... what makes people want to do these things? It doesn't make any sense! What the fuck?

Jump, okay? Um, casting, no. Three, two... Wait, I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it either. Oh no! Oh, fuck! Why'd you jump? I didn't really. I didn't realize?

I, it does it not, is it self-cast only? I guess. If your friends tell you to jump off a bridge, would you just go and do it? Well, yeah, apparently. I guess so. Rip. All the F's in chat. Man.

Oh. Pro. God damn. Oh, oh. The runner respond. Oh, he's going to. aggro those guys from the top. He's running right up to the fucking guy, man.

I mean, we need to fuck off, maybe. Yes. Well, that just about does it. Yes. And it closes the door. It's a petri now. Oh no.

I don't have Petri. I'm dead. Minds of Moria moment. I don't have Petri. Yep. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Look at his name. Please don't. No. I'm dead. Fain death! What are you doing? Fain death! Dude, I love how he's laughing as people get killed.

Oh my god. Death pool man. Oh, look. Oh, no. Fuck, man. I'm also dead. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, shit. He said Wow Did he live? Clip ends here He survived Holy fuck

Look at that And he gets teleported out Or he has like a fraction Of a second He even took like five damage Oh my God Oh no no he didn't That's something else

God damn Fie said Oh shit Oh no He'll be fine. Oh, no, what? Yeah, he's got 20 seconds left. I might be dead of drowning.

Bubble. Can you bubble? Dude. Oh, my, what? Dude, I was up! They do need to fix that. I'll give him that. They do need to fix it. That seems really cheesy that, like, drowning doesn't immediately go away. Yeah, the server tick thing kind of sucks. But let's be real. That should have never been a positive. I jumped out of the water. Did you bubble? Okay, but why not bubble? Why not bubble? Uh-huh. Oh Oh my fucking God! There is no fucking way, bro! There is no fucking way, dude!

Holy shit! Both of the perpy boys? Jesus! Fuck! That's crazy! No way I just thought of my death, see ya. Shut up. Nope. No way I just thought of my death. He thought...

Oh, that sucks, bro. That actually fucking sucks. Wow, that's kinda bullshit. Yeah, that is kind of bullshit. That sucks. No way I just called to my death see here. my dad see ya. Yes way. Shot him.

No. Gina, Gina. Okay. So he, why didn't he just kidney shot him and run away? Where's Vanish? Vanish is right here. Shift Q. You got your... oh no, he uses Rune cloth. Blind him? Yeah, you can blind him.

Kuh, you can blind him. Kuh was Gina. Smart, smart, smart. There you go. Ooh. He made it. Nice! Holy fuck man. Save Bander's so late. Dude, I thought it was way too late. Oh no. Oh no. Here we go.

Level, what is this? He's level 59. I shall leave a game. Oh god, this guy's getting destroyed. Oh no. Did the ball... I guess not. I love how he does this, right? See, he thinks. He thinks. He's like, oh, is it okay? Ooh, should I do this or not? Oh, I don't know.

Ooh, should I go down the elevator or not? Oh, I'm not sure. And then, oh man, what a winner. What a fucking winner. Dude, imagine how many a guy die right there in front of you like that. God damn. He's gonna get attacked by the Zarcottle. Wait, wait, wait, what? Wait, no.

Staff of Jordan? No, fuck, holy shit. That's insane. Oh, god. That was, dude, that was rough, bro. He hit him with the critical strike. Look at this crushing blow. Oh, fuck, that sucks.

And that was a gray level mob, too. What the hell would you do this one for? Uh-oh. That sucks. Are there any rare mobs in here? Why do this quest? I don't know. No.

Wait, yes. Very rare. I've seen that mob. Oh. No. Wait, what? I've seen that. Wait, yes.

This is an arcane reflect shield. That's why this guy right here gets a frostbolt debuff. Very rare. See? I've seen that mob. And then he stopped and he was like, wait, why I get hit? Why does I get hit, though, four? And then he cast a fire blast and he died.

Yep, there you go. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? What? What? What was that?

What was the all? What did? What? Yep. Run, run, run. Run, run, run, run! Run! What are you doing? Run!

It's done! You ready? What was he thinking? Mitch Jones was the other guy? Wait, what? Oh my god! He blamed Mitch. It had nothing to do with Mitch.

Mitch even arcane explosioned them. He helped him. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Big numbers. Big numbers. We got the retaliation going out. Big damage. Big damage. Let's go. Let's go. He can do this. Oh, fuck you. Am I? Just big day. Wait, what do you? What do you? Fucking potion, please.

What, what do you? What the fuck? Bro, wait, wait, what the hell? What the fuck was this? He was doing so well. He could have easily killed these guys. Oh, fuck. Wait, why didn't he use, wait, he never used sweeping strikes. Oh my god Look at him He hit wing clip

Okay there's the potion He's doing cleaves No, fuck you Am I Okay there he go And now he's like he's not even attacking them Fucking potion Please

Uh he gonna die Just just Bro all he needs to do right now Is hamstring And run away That's all he has to do 50-18 milk? He's gonna get- I really hope he gets killed by one of the invisible ones.

They're coming right-down. Jesus. Oh, that's too bad. Well, that just about does it. He got too close to the guards. He says, fuck this game. He was gonna type it and he deletes it. This just sad.

Come on! Charge! Charge! He could have actually nailed it. Why do you even have strafe- key-binded. I mean, I have scrape key-binded like that. It's not, like, it's just, I don't click that button. I don't move like that.

That is sad. God fucking damn. That's a level 29 character, too. Yeah, he already gave up. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to go back in shadow form right now, but we are going to go in re-bubble. Okay. Double enrage again, huh? We're going to wait. This is very bad.

Oh, this could be death. I'm dying. I feel like that one's just like that's just sad actually. Like he just pulled too many mobs and they killed him. I'll tell you one thing. If he wasn't a knockoff warlock and he was a real warlock, he wouldn't be dead right now. That's the hell it is.

Why are you here? He didn't have it up. Like my void just randomly despond on me. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, what? How did this even happen? Yeah, his Voidwalker actually just despawned. That sucks.

My voyage just ran away. He spawned on me. No, no, no, no, no. It didn't seem like he was that far away. I love this bug. What? No. They rooted him... No, no, here's what happened. They rooted him in the air and it fucked up their pathing. Because he was jumping and they spam Frost Nova's.

I love this bug. Wow. Fuck yeah, baby. He knows. He knows. he knows what's about to happen to him he knows it's over whoa

wait what why would you do that he says I'm dead no he can frost Nova and blink away frost nover blink away go over to here probably get up on one of those areas and maybe get away he didn't frost Nova holy shit he's good yep see I told you he's good

he's good yeah see he did what I said he should do he lived what a surprise not enough manna no no no bro you just have to you the thing is in hardcore it's about whenever you play this game and this is like any game like this 95% of the time it doesn't matter what you do 99% of the time it doesn't matter what you do and 90 and 1% of the time everything you do matters bro this guy's dead this guy's like super dead What the hell are you thinking?

Shootball's about to run out. Get out of the fucking Nova. He's sitting in the fucking tornado. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way he lives this. Level 60. He says, oh fuck, bro. Wow. Wow. That is just, that is just fucking sad.

What happens to me, die in hardcore? You die in real life. Yeah, pour one out for our homie here, Virgil. He's done. The thing is, like, everybody makes mistakes. It's just, like, how to act under pressure. And I think the best way to act under pressure, the best way to avoid having a situation like that happened,

is, like, always be thinking in the back of your mind, like, what will you do if something happens if something bad happens? That's my best advice. Always know what you're going to do ahead of time.