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Episode Date: August 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What Trump needs to do is he needs to take all of the USAID money that we spent in China or any of the other countries that Speed has gone to and just give it to speed. Just give him all the money. Because he's done more for soft power of America and improving American relationships with these other countries than USAID can ever even dream of. Yeah, speed is the real soft power. Invest in speed. Well, we'll do that later on whenever we play that game.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Look at this. Chad, I love you. Bro, that's kinda scary? Yes! Oh my god. Look at this. Oh shit. That's basically a drone?
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah, it's just a really big drone. I've no idea what the fuck he's saying. Everybody's spamming W? The chat's not updating? updating oh god is on sweet yeah that's the amount of subs he has i'm pretty sure this is fucking crazy look at this oh my god seems pretty stable yeah yeah it's even supposed to be used as a taxi system during paris olympics yeah this is the future what is he doing bro is it this the starter armor in blackmuth lu kong i'm pretty sure it is yes
Starting point is 00:02:16 Oh, God. Oh, my fucking God. This is it. I think it looks great. God, I love you. They gave him multiple wrong outfits. Oh, no, I've seen... There are so many people
Starting point is 00:02:45 they'll give him, like, some guy gave him, like, a package, and he's like, open it, open it, open it, and speeds like, okay, what's in it, what's in it, what's in it, what's it? Open it, open it, open it. It's fucking banana, right? And then they give him KFC,
Starting point is 00:02:57 some guy gave him cotton. But like, to be fair, you do have, you have the problem, boys, but you also have, of course. And, uh, you have, I think that most people are, are pretty positive about it, right? It's surprisingly positive. Our kind of problem, boys, yeah. Yeah, for real. Yeah. That is nuts.
Starting point is 00:03:33 They're positive, too, just fucking around. Yeah, I, that's probably how it is. So, does it like, the doors go up like this? I did it! Yeah? I drove the flying car! Now, I'm the first person to drive a flying car!
Starting point is 00:03:51 How does America top this? It's so easy. He comes back to America. Donald Trump and Elon get together. We fly speed to space. That would be absolutely fucking insane. Flying train, yes, the poor dude, I know. Go to the moon?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Dude, there's no way. Like going into orbit or like low gravity, that's like, okay, you could do that. But going all the way to the moon, landing at the moon, and then going back, that's a lot. That's maybe a little bit too risky. Maybe they do that after a few more. But yeah, streaming in space. Yes, exactly. And he could do it with Starlink.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Bro, if street, dude, think about how big of an advertisement it would be for Starlink. If speed streamed from space and the quality was. good with Starlink. Like that would be the greatest ad of all time. And what is this here? And there's a dancing robot. What the fuck? Oh no. Oh no. It's really dancing. It's really dancing. This is good, man. It's really dancing. Oh my God. Oh, no. That's where. Oh. You okay? You okay? You okay? What happened? Is it okay? It's okay, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:05:29 It's okay. What the fuck? It's okay, it's okay. Wait. Is this a picture of Speed and somebody else and Speed is pregnant? What? It's a picture of Speed and Ronaldo? Oh, we must be holding...
Starting point is 00:05:53 Okay. It's from Tony. Pick it out! Oh my God, music! What the hell is going on? What the fuck is going on, Tats? What? That's that meme?
Starting point is 00:06:29 Oh my fucking god, the coffin dance meme. Yes, I know. This is amazing. Was it shot? D driving through a lake. In a car! Jesus, okay, okay. Yeah, we're sinking.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Oh God, we're sinking. We're sinking. We're sinking, right? Oh, oh, my God! Oh my God, I'll be sinking! Oh my God, we're sinking! Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh God, we're sinking. Oh, God, we're sinking.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, God, we're sinking. Wait, we're sinking. Oh, God. That is, we're sinking. Wait, that ass, what is going on? Rip, rip. No, I'm fucking scared, bro. Look at the, dude, look at the...
Starting point is 00:07:10 Damn, that's nice. Everything's computer. See, bro, I know this wasn't a good idea, bro. I know this wasn't a good idea, bro. No, no, no, no, we're sinking, dude. Bro, I'm scared. Bro, I'm out to go up this... Oh, my days.
Starting point is 00:07:31 All my days. All my days. All my days. Bro, go to the shore, dude. Let's go. I'm not playing. So we can drive around in the water. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:07:43 This is wild. Oh, my God, this is not good. Just please go to the shore. Please. Holy shit. My heart is beating. My heart's beating fast. What's even the point of this, though?
Starting point is 00:07:51 What? What did you say? Oh, God, they're waving at them. This is crazy. No. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're in a corner.
Starting point is 00:08:03 We're in a corn in a sink. Oh, my God. We are really in a car. He got the sunroof. And it's flowing in a car. He got the sun. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Oh, my God. This car's not sinking. It's not seeking. Somebody says, is this just for views? Yeah, it's a great. I actually think this content is great. I think that this is the pinnacle of travel content because it is people that are sharing their culture together in a way that is positive,
Starting point is 00:08:33 funny, productive, and good. Yeah. It's not sinking and we're in the car. Yeah, nobody's getting hurt. Nobody is... Oh my god. I'm scared. Hey, I, hey, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Nothing weird is happening. Hey, China got it. And these tiny cores got it. Hey, these China cores got it, bro. Bro. And these China cars got it, bro. Oh shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No bother people yeah exactly what's going on easy? What do you mean easy? Oh shit, oh fuck oh oh my god, that's awesome Oh my god we just did that
Starting point is 00:09:25 That is crazy Oh my god, we just did it let me go Oh my goodness, bow Damn Oh my god my heart was beating Oh that court can really Holy shit. Bro, the car can really flow in the water though.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh my god. That's insane, man. The car can dance too. Yeah, it's just... Oh my god. This is just insane. Oh, then. What's this?
Starting point is 00:10:06 Let me show you how to fold it. You get folded? Yeah, like this one. Yo! What the hell? You sure this is it? Yeah. Best camera on any phone?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Yeah. How much it goes? Yeah. 20,000 Chinese yen. No, USD. USD, maybe, uh, two, three thousand. Three thousand? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Four full? Around three thousand. That's a damn gaming PC. Yeah, because it's a technology is really high. Holy shit. Three thousand, okay. I don't even get my credit card with me. You got it?
Starting point is 00:10:41 You got it? You got one? All right. Damn, that's impressive. Yeah, exactly. No, thank you. It's expensive now, but it won't be. I Show Speed had his KFC delivered by drone in China. This is amazing. This is absolutely fucking, this is the pinnacle of cinema. I'm sorry, this is so fucking funny. Yes! The drone delivery! Yes!
Starting point is 00:11:28 Please, I want to see the... My KFC really came! In the drone. We show the bucket. Yo, China's different, yo. I got my KFC! Oh, my God. You, it actually worked.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Oh, my fucking God. He got it. Yes, this is the holy... I know. This is so fucking funny, man. Wow, want some chicken now? Yeah, this is hilarious. I love it.
Starting point is 00:12:11 And it's the Chinese John Wick. Oh, my gosh, that John Wick. John Wick! Is that John, he never played cyberpunk? Oh god. What the fuck you doing this shit in China? What the fuck are you doing this? What the fuck are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:12:35 Wait. Damn. Then China! Holy shit John Link! You are you? What the fuck you doing in China? He's him. He's him.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Bro, he's him! Keanu Reeves! Ain't no way. Show me some. That ain't Keanu. Yeah? That's Keanu's sleeves. It's just so fucking... I love this.
Starting point is 00:13:22 This is amazing. R. Peace out, John, mate. It's safe for China, bro. Can he sleep? I'm trying to. Oh my God. Oh my God. Go back.
Starting point is 00:13:36 You're a good boy Amazing's nice boy Yeah, I'm gonna see in China Yeah, my name is Shui Togo Yeah Go back This is amazing
Starting point is 00:14:08 I love this man Oh my fucking god Um And this is This is no What is that message? Oh, look at that sign, Chai. Child, look at that son.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Is this the time that Tony made for him? Chad, look at that sign, bro. Oh, my. What the hell is that? What is that song, bro? Oh, my God. Messy for the way. Why the fuck him all pregnant by messy, bro?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Who made this shit? About to piss me off, bro. You're about to piss me out, bro. Real talk, though. Man. Y'all about to really piss me off with this shit. This is some wild-ass motherfucking shit. The eyes don't match.
Starting point is 00:15:05 I know. This is so fucking funny.

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