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Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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I've been waiting on this game for a long time. All right. No, I'm ready. Time for Grandpa gameplay? No, no, I played the other games. I'm gonna be good at this. I'm not gonna be bad. What is that? Supposed to be a cat?

The fuck is this? Is that a little boo-boo? Oh, hell? Are you listening, Lord Takachio? You will become Shogun soon. Me? That's enough. Wait, I'm the Shogun.

I think Takachio's better suited to be an artist. Oh wow I mean honestly I mean it's really some fairy shit If you're supposed to be the The Shogun and you're drawing pictures of flying cats I mean are you really going to be the Shogun if you're drawing pictures of cats What's this

Ooh you're going to decide what you look like Okay base body Alright let me see it Body type one or two Okay well I'm obviously going to be this guy So we have the Asian guy The white guy

Okay I guess we're gonna go with Oh man I'm gonna screw That one's kind of good Yeah maybe I go with this I feel like that's a little bit more accurate If I got to change it up a little bit But like yeah now I'm gonna give him some hair

No he's gonna get some hair I'm not I'm not going bald on this shit at all So we look at some. some of the different versions. Okay, this is decent, right? You got the old guy. Old guy, too. I'm going to start with him.

We're going to start with this guy right here. Okay. Elbow and knee angle. Okay, we're going to put that right in the middle. Stance, weapon sheath. Okay, wide stance. Wide stance. High.

Okay. I trust you have not been neglecting your training. Definitely. All right. I'm like 6'3, right? So I'm going to put that like, I mean, that's pretty tall. I'm going to put like 19 out of 20.

Okay. And then for color, skin color, we're going to go, we're going to make myself a little bit whiter. Okay, that's good. Perfect. All right, head size. I'll make my head a little bit smaller. Body size.

Okay, everything is smaller now. Good. Actually, I'll put right about here. Okay, how about that? That's about it. And then so muscle mass. Okay, we're going to take this all down to zero. Chest size.

I have pectus that thing where like you don't have a chest so like that's gone Undergarmament type type 1 or 2 Okay well I don't know what the fuck that means I don't want to deal with it Bathing action wait what Bathing action Upper body markings What the hell is this I can

What's this gate? What the fuck? What the fuck is this? Oh my Bro, bro what is going on. All right. So, oh, bro, what is going on? All right. So, oh, like Yakuza tattoos. That'd be badass. Okay, well, we're not going to use any of these. I'm not going to worry about that. Okay, lower body markings. We're not going to fuck around with that. I'm not going to be looking at his legs anyway. Who cares? Face. Face shape? Okay. I have a thin face. So I'm going to,

I'm going to make his face his face thinner. Cheek fullness. Okay. Cheek width. Okay. Jaw height. Probably about like right there.

Width as well. Probably about like right there too. Maybe a little bit more. Yeah, about like there. Jaw depth. I'm not going to fuck with that actually. Like, let me see what that looks like. Okay.

Probably about like right there, I'd say. It's not Epstein. What do you mean Epstein? y'all retard i don't have a long chin i'd see like probably about like right about here chin depth width sharpness okay um i have a pretty yeah probably like right there i'd say

and mandible depth that's like that's like your front of your mouth right okay it's probably about like right probably about like right there i'd say i don't even really know chin tip height about like right there okay That should be good. Let me do the hair.

Because like the hair really, the hair puts it all together. So for eyes, I feel like the eyes are just fine already. I'm going to be honest. Eyebrows. What about eyebrows? We all think. Where are we at? The hair is good already?

Why don't you shut the fuck up? How about that? I feel like this is kind of, I feel like I just go with this, right? I feel like this looks good. Yeah, let's go with that. Okay. And then the height. Ooh, that's a thumbnail.

Okay, uh, let's go put it down. All right, that's good. Spacing. Uh, it's actually pretty accurate, I'd say. Outer highbrow height, okay. Probably pretty low, too. Mid-eyebrow height. Okay, there's that.

All right, good. Perfect. Looks good. Shut up. It looks amazing. Eyebrow density. I feel like I have pretty dense eyebrows. Okay.

Thickness. Uh, probably about like, right there, I'd say. Color should be fine too. All right. Now let's look at the hair. I don't really care about the eyes or anything else. This is, oh, nose.

Let me change the nose. All right. I'm going to make nose width. I have a very, very, very thin nose. Yeah, that's a lot better. Okay. And length. There.

All right, that's, that's, yeah, perfect. I have a small nose. All right. How often? Preset. Um... Scarcely contain my joy. Damn.

I feel like these hairstyles suck. I'm going to be honest. These are pretty bad. These are really bad. Okay. Let's go with... Let's just go with this. I think I'm just going to go with...

I'm John Neo. Okay? Yeah, I'm John Neo 3. Get some locks? Green? No. No, no, it's fine. Hairstyle base hair.

Wait, oh, oh, wow. Who's this Johnny Depp? Okay, give me a minute. Oh, that was kind of cool. Okay, let's see what we've got here. Do any of these kind of match my hairstyle besides shut the fuck up, okay? Besides that. What else do we have?

Okay. These are, I mean, ah, geez, guys. I'm not really feeling it, man. None of these look that good. The Karen bowl cut? We are not getting a Karen bowl cut. It's not happening. I think honestly, we're just going to go with the very simple base hairstyle.

I'm just going to go with something like this, okay? Very simple. It's, you know, the way that my... This is how my hair used to be when I was in, like, high school, okay? 3,000 years ago, I had this much hair. And that was a long, long, long time ago. go. Now it's like probably less than half of that. Sure. I've got photos. You just go look at the photos. So let's see here. Hairstyle bangs. Oh my God. Hair color. Okay. Brown hair.

All right. And we'll make it darker. I have dark brown hair. That's good. All right. Perfect. I swear to God. If there are only like three gray hair, honestly, that looks pretty good. I'm gonna be real Yeah that was kind of badass Like really I mean It's not you It will be

It will be I keep covering this fucking politics shit For another couple of years Look at Hassan All the side of his beard Is fucking gray Adjust the hair line I can't

They don't let you They don't let you I'm gonna go like that Actually you know what What I'll do Is I will do Just a little bit of gray hair And then I will go with

and I'm going to have it not be as many of them, right? Actually, I'm just going to say fuck it. Let's just go with that. It should be fine. Okay. And now, what about the beard? Preset. Facial hair color, mustache, beard.

Okay, here we go. Type. Okay. Not a lot of options. They usually don't have that many options in these games. I don't know why. Okay, well, we're not going to go with that. I think I just go with this here.

and then for mustache. Yeah, that's pretty good. Wait, what the... Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's fine. Curliness? No. Beard?

Length? Okay, I'll just put it like at 17. Group adjustment. How the fuck? I'm just not going to mess with this. I'm afraid to mess with this. Okay, there we go. Makeup?

Uh-uh. Voice. Play voice. Okay. This is really two options. I only have two options. Okay, we're going to go with this. All right. And then other options, okay.

There we go. All right, we are going to finalize our settings. I think that's pretty good. That's decent enough, right? John, Neo Snow. Yeah, well, they don't have, the thing is that in a lot of these games, They don't have balding hairstyles because nobody wants to be balding.

That's the reason why. They don't have that. Okay, let's do it. Finalized settings. Show me. I want to be in the cinematic. I want to be in the cinematic. I want to be in it.

I'm that guy. Wait. Wait, wait, I have eyeliner on. On JD Neo. Oh my God. Let's go. I didn't know this. Guys, okay.

Compass Objectives, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay. I... So, this ceremony will see the rise of a new Shokun. He used to be so strong and sickly. It's how... Neo Vance the third? Is that it?

I feel like, why is it that guys can't wear makeup? We need to normalize that. Oh, we gotta fight with this dude. Am I gonna learn? You've arrived. All right. Hurry up and choose a weapon to practice with... Okay.

the weapons. I'm assuming you're over here, right? Wait, I thought, well, what do you mean select the weapon? Like, oh, oh, it's other weapons over here. Okay. Well, uh, Odacho, spear, dual sort, uh, sort. Okay, well, we're gonna use the Odacho. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

Focus on choosing something that you feel comfortable with. All right, that's just fine. Yeah, sure. Okay, I get it. Yeah? Alright, speak with them? Okay. Is that Yagu? So that's the weapon you've chosen? Yes.

Yes! Then I'll choose this one. Let me do one thing real quick, okay? System, uh, where's the, where's the fucking game set controls? Let us begin the balance. What? Wait, wait, wait a minute. Okay, I got a bow. All right, good. I was about to say, I was about to die.

Okay, controls. Basic games? No, no, no, no. Controls. Is something the matter? Configure controls, no. Where's my keybinding controls? Where's key binding?

Configure controls? Tab custom? Where's it at? Where's it at? I can't even... Right. Okay, where's Perry? Where's Perry?

Where's Perry? I ain't see Perry. Jump Is control Okay, got it Guard Okay, well then I put that On this

And I'm gonna put this On this Dodge, no, no, Dodge is space What are you Just shut the fuck up How about that? Okay Okay

Oh direct your attention to Lord All right, I got it I got it, I got it, I'm ready. Walk on, got it. What's wrong? Hold back on these nuts. Watch this.

Oh, you're focused on his. Oh, attacks let you move first. While strong attacks consume more key, remember that. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Okay, strong attack. I got to do one more. Okay, easy.

Forming a key pulse after an attack allows you to quickly recover key. Okay. A key pulse shift. Okay. Okay. That's pretty simple. Yeah, got it. Hmm. Not bad. Now it's my turn. Oh shit, he's gonna fight me. But attacking isn't everything. You have to defend yourself too. Sometimes you dodge. Or sometimes you block and try,

do it bitch bitch bitch no down how we do it twice oh was it ready for two times the more you'll start to send your skills i wasn't ready for the second attack arts proficiency okay this is just like one and two right uh ninjitsu are yeah i get this is simple okay key pole shift after attacking okay okay So I did not do this I hit him again Get one of these Okay so I'm charging the arts gauge

I did it right Your skills have fully sharpened You can unleash all your strengths With martial I am Oh So I charge this up And then the martial attack is just my charged heavy

Oh that's actually really good Damn bitch relax I'm gonna die in the tutorial Your skills in battle Unleash martial arts And then follow attacks with key pulses These are the basics for a samurai Use medicine to heal your wounds when injured

Okay, easy Only change that right now I have to change that Uh, controls Controads Let's put it all again What are Make use of both offensive and defensive strategies

And defeat Lord Konimatsu Whoa, wait Will today be the day you finally defeat me Come, come, Okay, well wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up Okay, okay, okay what are you gonna do we gonna do we gonna do what are you gonna do? That's right now I big dick on him I big dick on him what? What? You can't do that? It's pretty easy Good bitch I'm gonna finish him off with the big one. I'm gonna finish him off

Oh The winner of this belt is Lord Takachia. That's right who's mad? Who's mad? Who's mad? Who's bad? I got careless. That's all. It won't happen again. I'm a warlord. Why'd they nerf my sword?

Uh-oh. Uh, wait, who's that? What are these, their fucking spirit companions? Was this gay shit? Everybody's dying. Oh, shit. It's laggy? Yeah, it is.

I don't know why it's like that. I'll deal with it in a minute. It's also kind of bad on my end too. I'll change a few. Was the gameplay laggy? I don't think it was, really. No, okay, then who cares? It's cinematic anyway.

I mean, y'all know these stories are cosmetic. Like, there ain't shit that happens in these stories. This guy's actually pretty good. Wait, he just, wait, did he just block? Did he block a giant axe with his arm? Yo-Kai? I'll clear the way. Escape underground.

Okay. We've got to go over there. Now it's better? Who knows? Like, I mean, it is one of this. You've joined forces with Tokugawa Kamasuri? Wait. I have to withstand. Where they at?

Where the hose at? Oh, I probably have to go somewhere else. I wonder what run is. What's this? I'm gonna loot this. Serps? How could something like this come to fast? On the day a new shogun was to be chosen. Oh shit, look at him.

You must remain vigilant. The castle is infested with yorki. I'm gonna kill him. Don't worry about, bro. I got you. I got you. Are there no, um, are there no executions? Okay, I gotta shift then.

Oh, there's more of them. Wait, what the hell? Wait, he's got so much health. Damn. Wait, why's he not dead? Oh, now he's dead. Okay, good? Oh, I don't want to use that.

Damn. You know what I remember that attack from? Every other video game this developer's made. Literally, who's fat? Man, I gotta get him. I'm gonna hit him. My head, oh, oh, oh, wait. Yeah, they have this one in other games, too.

Okay. Now, I'm gonna hit him with the big one. Hit him with the big one. Oh. There it is. I parry. You see me parry? Okay, that one, you didn't see it because I didn't parry.

Wait, what do you mean finish them? How can I finish him? Grapple. Press. Wait, what? Press both of them? What? It says press both.

All three? What the fuck is this? Wait, what did I just do? Wait, I just summon... I don't know what I did. I was just hitting buttons. Okay. I learned nothing.

I think I understand what I'm supposed to do, though. Speak with Yagu. Okay, I guess it must be this guy, right? Who's Yagu? Oh, is this Yagoo? years since my last real battle but somehow I got out of there alive but New York I will appear soon you two leave here at once I will leave some say my father Sikishu Sai yes it's a massive rock that a Tengu had transformed into now it's

my sir okay there's a well up ahead just past the inner He's that guy. You can escape underground. Okay. It is my duty to protect you from the Yokai. Yes. Threat not. I'll be along as soon as I'm done.

Okay. I see. My thanks, Munauri. Takechio. Let's continue. Let's go. Lord Taketsu. I pray for your safety.

I'm Takachio. I think I was Toagawa. I have no doubt that you will be an exceptional shogun. Uh, yeah. Of course I will be. borrowed Guhin Who the fuck is Gugin Who the hell is that?

Dash Q while running Alright Alright let's go Okay praying at a shrine Okay, this is called a bonfire Uh, okay There it is

Alright, let's go Q while running Can I just do shift while running? The castle doesn't start the chance. Just a minute. I'm sorry, I'm so fucking, I'm so weird about this, but... Slide while running. Shift.

It's Q. Okay. Or away. Confirm? Yeah, I did, I feel, I feel right about it. Like, shift is to run. I mean, everybody knows that. Q to run?

Who the fuck runs with Q? I thought we've finally created a peaceful world. Oh, the Tchusufels. Cherry blossom trees. Okay, let's go. We gotta kill this guy. I'm glad to see you. What do you want? Damn, okay, I missed that attack somehow. Okay, be dead. There it is. That's one down. Now I big dick on him. Now I big dick on him. Okay. So can I, can I execute this guy? Oh wow, I think I just did. I'm starting to understand how to play the game.

Speak with Hanzo. Hanzo? Okay. Hotso-Hon-Zo. I've been pushed to the very brink. No one can tell what the future will hope. Are you not playing high guard tonight? Some of the ninja techniques I shared. Oh. Style shift one. Okay, I'll alter your approaching battle.

Okay, that's good. Ninja style versus samurai style. Hit and run. Okay, attack from a distance. I got it. Yeah, why would I ever want to be a ninja? I'm not a ninja. I'm a warrior. Who got a little bitch? Now you suddenly look the pot. Look at this, bro. Like you have a weapon fit for a ninja though. I don't.

There's no way around it. Get a weapon from one of my fallen man around here. I'm gonna get the dual boards. Once you've found one. Ooh, wait a minute. I could get hatchets. Karisi Gama. Sort or a dual sorts.

I think we're gonna get dual sorts. Because this is one a ninja would use this. Like, Kurosagama is good for AOE if it's like a ninja guidance. So, like, I feel like I don't really need to use that. Yes. What are you doing? Ooh. Use the ninja swift movements to confuse your opponent.

Right? Wait, what the? Wait, yo. Wait, what? Wait. What? Guys, I think I'm a ninja now. I gotta pull back.

I'll pull back. I'm a... I think I'm a ninja... Oh, it's... Bro, this is nuts. What? Ninjitsu... Wait, what?

Shift. A long range attack. Ooh, I'm throwing ninja swords. This is... This is disgusting. This is so much better. Who's this fat, bitch? Oh.

This is disgusting. Style ship, burst break, a burst attack, okay. Cancel the enemy's attack. Deal damage that are life and key. Okay. Damn. What the fuck? Dude, I feel like the ninja is way better.

Wow. Holy shit. I got to change that key binding, but I'll do that later. Okay. A close one. Still, I sense the Yoki lingering here. Dual swords are O-P. Yeah, what the fuck.

Please go ahead. You won't be able to stop the Yoki in that state. Least of all on your own. I will remain here and defend the castle with you. Takecio will be fine alone. Why does he sound like he's from Harry Potter? He sounds like he's from Harry Potter. What the hell's going on?

There is no time to debate the matter. Have it your way. I'll go lower the ladder. Just wait here. Okay. We're the ladder. Oh, we did the Ninja Guidance thing. Okay, let's go. We've going our separate ways.

All right. Jump down. Oh, I have talked about. Forget the ninja skills you have learned. What skills? Neco Mata? Oh my God. Ninja is Neo's equivalent to summons.

Really? Do not worry about Hanson. He has survived many battles. Ray? All right. Let's go. So can I... Can I do an assassination if I'm ninja mode?

Can I assassination? I'm that guy. I'm actually that guy. Lord Hideyoshi. Can I? Oh my God. Dude. I'm actually good.

Damn, we got all the money. Where the money at? Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay. We mustn't allow them to be used ever again. It's the boss.

It's the boss 100%. Let's do. Who's this bitch? I'll create a barrier. Quickly this way. Okay. Wait, is that... Uh-oh.

Why would you do that? He has the legendary Kitsune. Oh, wow. I think this is the bad guy. Oh, he killed... It was their honor to die for their lord, and I saw it through. Oh, no. Why would you do that?

Why? It is I who will be Shogun. What an asshole. Only I am fit for the C-Tox Shogun. This guy's probably, I'm probably, I'm- Who is this guy? I hit the wrong button. Jesus.

I wasn't ready. What's she doing? What the fuck is this? Were they putting fairy bubbles around me? Oh my god. Bro, that Pokemon is, it is, is, is cracked. Maybe you don't want it enough. What makes a Shokun anyone?

Yeah. You can't answer. Wait, who's... You'll never understand what it means. So I'm never gonna be the Shogun, I guess. Scripted loss, of course. That's why I died on purpose. What is this?

Wait, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's like a tree, like an Eldon Ring. Oh, this is a boss. It's a boss 100%. I'll mean ninja. I'm gonna go ninja mode for this. It seems Kusanagi has something to say. Oh, this is my guy, right? Choose appropriate for samurai. Choose appropriate for ninja.

Gentlemen, I feel like ninja's just better. but Ninja, it's just better. I mean, I don't know what else to say. It's obviously fucking better. So, ninja's stealth. Ninja's more fun. Ninjas for pussies.

Ninja samurai's big damage. Ninja's gay. I feel like I should go ninja. Not because you said it was gay. Like, I'm so straight that if I went ninja, It would make Ninja not gay. I'm gonna go Ninja. Kusanagi's appearance has changed?

Incredible. Your wishes seem to have brought out Kusanagi's power. Yes. You may have an innate talent for connecting with guardian spirits. Samurai's better for Shream? I don't think so. I think span around, jumping around, doing all kinds of crazy shit's way better. You'll be able to use it for him.

You don't slow? Okay, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I personally think that. Like it in ninja, you can't parry though? Good, I never did anyone. All right. Also, I just dodge. It's not a big deal. Ninja's gay? No, no, it's not. Now what?

What do you want, Mr. Dog? What? Now I get to move again. Make sure the mischief to get for a free dodge. Yeah, I know I need to do that more. Oh my God. It's Redon. He's actually Roudon. He's got his own stand. I've already cut off that curse is scapefruit.

He a real one. Is this what Pokemon are supposed to be? You know what I find is really funny? Is that if you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years ago, it has the same graphics. If you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years ago, it has the same gear. If you look at a team ninja game from 10 years ago,

it has the same stats. If you look at a team ninja game from 10 years ago, it has the same mobs. That's how I know, like... See, I'm not even worried about this. Preparations? Boones. What are boons?

The fuck are boons? Okay. Let's loot that. New equipment. New equipment. Equipment. Equip gear. I don't need to read that.

Wait, what do I do? Wait. Would I just loot? Uh, it was an accessory? Is there a range weapon? It's for samurai? Oh, okay.

That appears to be the Tokugawa banner. Can I jump off? It seems we've been whisked away to somewhere else again. I can't make sense of this. I didn't know that would happen. This is my first death. Death, the Amarita to level up. And we lost me to Amarita.

You mean souls? That appears to be the Tokugawa banner. Wait, what the fuck? It seems we've been whisked away to somewhere else again. I can't. Can't make sense of this. Let us continue for now. Pick up.

Alright, God his ass. That's not so bad. So I gotta kill this guy every time I... Who the fuck is this? Call on a... Ackleite. What is this like a summon or some shit? The help or something? I want that. Use Amarita.

Or Amarillo. Use it... Okay. So I'm gonna go and put... go and put points into the Constitution. I can't. I don't have points. Let's go. Grave. Oh, I don't need to kill these. Oh, this guy died too because he's retarded. Wait, what? How did he know I was there? No, wait a minute. How would he know that I'm even there? Am I that guy? Guys, I think I might be that guy.

Yeah, I get it. I press C for Crouch. I get it. It's pretty fucking obvious. So hold up. I can just go and and pop the ass off right now. This is easy, bro. Like, hold up. So I can just kill him? Why is he not dead? Oh, now he's dead. Oh, I got, I got yellow leggings. Wait a minute. Leg, legs, legs, legs, leg, grieves. Wait, what? Oh my god. It's for ninja. It's for the other guy. I didn't get any ninja gear. Mini Uchigatana. A level 5. You can swap on the fly?

Yeah, I don't want to do that. Why would I want to do that? I wonder if I should go in through here or over the other way. I'm going through here, see what happens. Maybe I should have gone the other way. Ooh, what's this? Odacho, Carissa Gama. I don't really want that.

I like my dual sorts. But like, if I'm really getting new weapons, I got to use the new weapons, right? Oh, wait a second. This is 100, dude. Look at that. That's crazy, big dick. Look at that. 103?

Like, I think we're going to use this. Okay, so how does this weapon work? Okay. Wait, can I just do that as long as I want? Oh, this is the best weapon in the game. Yeah, yeah, this is the best weapon in the game. He can't. You can't come into my domain.

Wait, so could I theoretically just get this guy in a corner and then use this? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Could I use this whenever he's... Oh, that's really good. Rouge waistguard. Oh, it's a yellow too. That's a good one. So I could get somebody into a corner.

This is like in a Where It Winsmeat with the Nameless Spear. Why is this one so big? I don't want to fuck with that. What? What? I wonder, so are those like opportunity attacks? I wonder. So can I run through fire?

Why are my pants? Oh, that's bad. Damn. I'm actually... I'm actually balling. This is going really well. Don't worry about my pants. I'm wearing pants, right?

Oh. What? Jesus. Dude, ninja is so... This is nuts. How is this so good? Wait, so can I just jump up here? And I...

Wait, can I just go kill them if I jump up here? How did that guy know I was here? Damn. He saw me. Okay. What? Oh, there's two guys. Okay.

I got to fight two guys at home. All right. Let's see how I'm going to handle this. Cannot? The Takeda clan. Bro. I just got fucking annihilated. Oh my God.

That's insane. Okay. Menj two hit. I didn't expect that at all. This is on the fucking tutorial level. Oh my God. This game is. No joke. I take this shit seriously.

Alright? Watch out for this guy. It gets harder. Trust me. I just, I wasn't expecting that, bro. I had my guard down. You know what probably happened? He got the red attacks on me, didn't he? And that's probably because I, uh, it's probably because I turned around. I bet that's what happened is I turned around then he attacked me. Long ball. Wait a second. a second let me let me equip this uh okay long ball okay is equipped really good and how do i do it shoot alt just real quick i want to change that controls 1,000 does it auto aim no it does not so that guy that guy was the big dick so if i'm gonna be killing anybody i should be killing him

right yeah he is the elite i'm fucked what's wrong what's wrong What are you doing? What's he doing? Okay, I see. So if I attack from behind, they take way more damage because it's red. Rouge helmet. Just a minute, I have to put that on. Oh, double yellow.

That's huge. Wait a minute, all right, we got to look around. Remember, I am a ninja. Did you guys forget? I didn't. Ruse waistguard. Another good item. That's even better.

Get your soul. Oh, right. I forgot which one is my... Oh, it's the one with the thing. Okay, let me... All right, all right, we're gonna have to... Like, now that I'm... Like, I didn't know I could die. So, like...

I've got to be careful. Okay. Crouch. Come down, kill this guy. Okay. Not so bad. Let me get this. Did I just take my pants off again?

I think I... Bro, they took my pants off again. I just, I can't stop taking off my pants. Everything I had gone. Where I ever be. Wait, who's that? What do you want? Oh, oh, big dick them.

Give me a minute. Okay, give me a minute. All right. Life bonus. Defense bonus. Is just any good? That's not actually very good. Okay, good.

Check this. Gauntlets. Okay, toughness. That's way better. Okay. I took... Oh, I see what I'm doing. I'm double-quicking, and that's what's causing it to happen.

All right, I understand now. I was big stupid, but now I'm not. Let me look around real quick. Oh, there's an item up there. Let me go with that. I got distracted. There we go. I know, I got it.

I got it. Don't worry about it. I like that run doesn't require stamina. That's really nice. And you have a double jump, too. You know why I have a double jump? It's because I'm a fucking ninja. I wonder if samurai...

Is this samurai have to double jump? Oh, it does actually. Okay, never mind. Does it matter? Okay, now let's go here. Good. Okay, battle scrolls, replay completed missions, undertake battle scroll exclusive missions.

Okay, so these are like extra things. Tutorial mission. Okay, got that. Change Guardian spirit. You can do that. Nenjitsu key damage, key recovery screen. I feel like this one's just obviously better.

Like, I'm gonna be real, it's just obviously fucking better. So now I'm gonna put more points in the Constitution, okay? I'm gonna put two points into it. Because I feel like if I'm dying that fast, like my damage is great. I just need to be able to survive. Go Ninja? I know, I know. Look, Takeda's forces are moving towards the Tokugawa camp. Is someone still fighting there?

Can I? I? I can't. Okay, so I have to dodge, really. Bitch? What you're mad for? Doing this bullshit. Do it.

Oh! Get them out of my life. Okay. And Okochoko. Okay, I gotta get right. Let me, right now, I'm gonna go ahead and get all this place. together right uh let's see here which one's better uh this one's better uh i'm gonna just i'm gonna get

i want to get everything equipped in case i have to go into this mode and then odacho okay this is a much bigger odacho we're gonna use that wait can i use the dual swords you know what maybe i should use this because i could use this like maybe i could use dual swords as a samurai What are you thinking about that? You removed the chest? No, I didn't. I got it right there. Let me try this out.

It's definitely slower. It's definitely a lot slower. That's kind of cool. Stay ninja, it's better. I mean, I'm gonna just, I might keep the dual swords on both of them. That way, it's like, I feel like that just makes sense.

Man, they run around. Who's this guy? Damn, damn. Mr. Shrine? Did I? It doesn't matter, I'm not gonna die. That's big fat. We gotta kill him. Let's do it.

Join our Lord. I will keep them at bay. Okay. Oh. So long as I hold this spear, none shall cross this line. Is that my guy or his guy? Oh, nice.

Wait, I look like an idiot. Ooh. So he's on my side, right? His name's Honda. It's a car. Dare defy me, Yamagata. The mightiest of Takeda's Crimson Army. Okay

I got the wrong I did the wrong button Okay All right I got I got go ninja mode on him now I can go ninja mode Oh no Damn I'm out of heels too

Okay Alright, I think we're gonna go ninja. I think I'm gonna play ninja for way more time. Cause I feel like ninja, like I don't have as, I don't have as much risk with ninja. Like y'all said there's a shrine here. That was a shrine. I was a shrine. I see a shrine?

Maybe it's closer. Alright. Alright, now we got, we got, we got planning this out now. Oh, I see it now. I see it now. Okay, good. All right, let's beat his ass. Now I know what to do.

Let me put that belt on. Where's that belt? There it is. Hair Shinobi. Okay, let's go with that. I almost did it again. Isn't that motherfucker? I know.

I don't like this Curseagama, by the way. I just, I don't like it. I'm going to use the Omega Katana. Even though it's lower damage, like, I'm going to use it anyway. I feel like I shouldn't, but I'm going to do it. Bitch? Okay, I got ninja mode again. Damn, that was a longer one I thought it was gonna be.

Okay. What? What? Bitch ass. I thought I could dodge that. Wow, wow, wow. I thought it was the other one. Okay? I thought I could go over to that. Apparently not. Damn, I'm fast.

What how many fast I am? This is crazy. Oh shit. Phase two? is fun, yeah. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. Fast to die? Yeah, you do die pretty fast. Let me try this with a, you know what?

I'm going to try this with the other one, because I want to see how fast I die with this. Take about the same amount of damage, honestly. Like, is, so, okay, is there a parry in this game? Because, like, I don't know if there is or not. In a lot of these games, there's like a parry. Is there a parry? What's the button for Perry?

In Samurai mode. Okay, so what's the button for it, though? Move left. Menus. I don't see it anywhere. It costs a skill point. Oh, okay. Okay, I got it out.

All right. Now I know what to do. Let's go. I thought that would stun him. That was wrong. Okay. I don't know how that, how that timing works, but I'll figure it out. Okay.

Damn. I'm not ready yet. ready to hit that button press Q after the attack yeah I'm trying to figure it out am I in ninja mode now I'm in ninja mode damn okay so you can't really stagger their attacks okay that's pretty good all right oh I got no health left I have to be a warlord Who? Who? Who's Kusanagi?

Wait, what? I didn't even see him attack. I forgot what I was doing. Please figure out the parry button. No ninjitsu comes back when you attack people. They never run out forever. My what? Let's do it. Damn, he got me already.

Okay. I gotta spend more time trying to min-max that. Damn, stop attacking, bitch! What? What a bunch of bullshit that was! Get the fuck out of here! Yeah, right! Okay. I'm gonna get him out of the corner. Shit!

This will be your undoing. Okay? To heal again. Okay. Damn it! Oh-oh, I'm dead! Transform? I didn't know that. I haven't played the game before.

Lock the fuck in? I'm never locked in. Alright, let me try to actually focus. Let me try to use like 1% of my brain and actually beat the fight. Okay. All right, I'm gonna use 1%. Focus. I did on purpose. Oh, fuck. I was, I didn't know.

I was out of energy. He's doing even worse? I know, I know. Okay. All right? I keep running out of stamina too fast. Fuck. Shit. This will be your unduey- shit! Okay. Okay. All right. Give me a minute. Try it again. Okay. Uh, key pulse after an attack. I didn't read that. Fuck. Okay. So, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do what I'm good at. I'm gonna do what I'm good at. so I can beat him. I feel like didn't even do that much damage. Yeah, I thought this would do more, honestly.

It only doing 300. I feel like that's not really worth it. I'm gonna be honest. Like, it's not really worth it at all. I think I should just use the other one. Ninja uses less key and recovers it bass faster. I feel like that's probably what's going on, right? So why don't I swap over to this?

And then I gotta just use Ninja all the time. You have to make sure it's charged up? Yeah. I don't know how I'm getting hit. I'm going to be honest. I really don't. Like, okay. I'm getting worse.

Okay. Stick the ninja. Oh, does ninja not have key pulse? Am I ninja right now? I am, right? Wait. Okay, now, no. Okay, oh, I hold them like that.

That's how I can tell. Okay. Damn. Bro. Bro, what the fuck was that? Oh my god Try to throw a weapon, yeah Okay

It's about consistency not styles is about it's about dodging the attacks. That's the problem I can't dodge the attacks Okay, okay The heel What? Who's that? Who's Kusanagi? I don't know who T Okay

Okay. Big dick. Oh my god. Holy shit. I didn't even know about that. That's crazy. Okay. Uh-huh. You will stand in Takeda's way.

Just kill him. Just shoot him with a gun. What an asshole, bro. Like, God damn. He got to try and shoot us away. It gets much easier going forward. I don't think that was hard. I just, I don't know how to play the game.

So I'm, I'm practicing trying to, try to see, like, what you can do, what you can't do. Yeah, I mean, straight up. Like, I, I'm really just trying to figure out how to play. To think, one with such talent was just sitting idle. A most pleasant surprise. Yeah, all right. You get more tools? I won't use them.

I'll use the, I'll use the big attack, though, that thing. That was cool. Ooh, what's this? Takeda Shingen. Takeda. The peerless tiger of Kai, of the warring state's period. Oh shit. Has finally bared his facts.

Uh-oh. That's bad. Yo-Kai have joined with the red board and are mercilessly crushing the Tokugawa army. Yeah? The fans are relentless. Digging deeper with deep. deeper with each fight. The Red Hord's target goes without saying,

Lord Yaya's. Since we were above boys... I don't know who any of these people are. We have four countless battles in the name of peace. I don't know anything. I will do anything to protect my lord. Yes. Even if it means forfeiting my own life.

Based. Maybe I should use a spear. The spear looks pretty good. I want to use the d'clock. dual swords. The more I learned the dual swords, I think that that's the best weapon. Remember I saw one video, a guy did a lot of damage with tools. I don't think Yodachi's

that good, man. Like, it's just like, the damage that does is like just dog shit. Like against the boss at least? It just sucks. O'Dachi is really good and you get skills for him. Oh.

Oh. I could see that. Spears is a samurai only. though. Odachi's the long boy? Yeah, it is. It's a long boy. You new weapon, familiarity level, on new weapons you equip? Okay. All right, that makes sense. Nobunaga. Oh, I heard about him. A sworn enemy and constant thorn in the side of Nobunaga.

Damn, we gotta kill him then. The goat? Yeah. Accompanyed. Ooh, Mr. Deere, I got Rudolph. Claudefisher must be. Yeah. Yeah. Sharing my lord's childhood name is quite the coincidence. I have been tasked with holding this position until my lord... Damn, bro. His armor's badass.

What do he get the battle pass? Join him. And assist him in whatever way possible. Okay. You don't know the way. You should be able to see it from atop that hill. Okay. Let me look around.

Can you swim in this game? Nope, you can't. Nothing, like no game that has that. type of swimming. Like, there's no way, right? Like, I mean, that looks like a game you can't swim in. Like, I'm just, I'm just thinking about this. It just seems like it's arrowproof amulet. That seems like it's pretty good. Okay. So, where's a necklace? Oh, maybe I can only put it on with something else. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Okay, let's go. Try it. No, no, I can tell. Like, because you see how they have it, like, where it's built that way.

Like no game that builds its water that way lets you swim in the water Like I like literally And by no game I mean Eldon Ring Eldon Ring So it's not like that So it's not like it's not no game is like that No

Despite appearances He's quite good with children Is there water physics? Maybe Bad timing on that one huh? Okay We're gonna be walking up here Oh shit Damn, this place is a shithole

Oh, that's actually kind of cool I got a bunch of fire and shit everywhere I feel like that demon coming in from space Is like a bit of a problem though, right? Like this is some like eclipse level shit Yeah, who's that? Yeah And there's Hamamatsa castle beside it

Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? But I suppose we ought to take a closer look. Who is that? The castle town's been completely engulfed. Are the people inside safe? Where's he at?

Where's this stupid bitch? Should I, should I go, should I go get his ass? Should I try and get him? I'm gonna try and sneak up on him. He didn't take any damage. I got me, what, what the fuck, what the fuck? Okay, I got it, under suit. Okay.

Oh my god, oh my god, does so much damage. What? I can beat him. I can beat him 100%. I'll beat 100%. I'll beat him 100%. I'm gonna beat him right now. Oh, it says ninja at the bottom of the screen. Ha ha.

Well, that makes it easier. Shit. You pick up new gear? What? No. Oh, I got new gear. That's true. I should do that. Wait a minute.

Let me go over there, maybe. Maybe I should go somewhere else. Oh, there's one right there. Samurai points. That's me. Only to die without passing them on. Okay. Wait, what?

Items. Acquire martial arts. Samar points and ninja point. Okay, that's simple. Dual swords. Dual ninja swords. I guess I'm going to use. Y'all say Odachi is good, right?

I'm gonna do it. Like, you guys say I should use Odachi. I'm gonna do it. Where's Perry? I'm gonna just get that. Okay, so if I can parry, I feel like that makes the sword better. I do.

Like, I feel like it makes it way better. Like, not even close. That's not the parry? Yeah, it is. What are you all talking about? I didn't get the parry. Yeah, I just, I literally just did. What do you mean?

See, look, it says I got it. As a samurai? I know. No shit it's a samurai. I can't use... Guys. You guys are trying to mess me up. I can't even use the Odachi in the other fucking... in the other mode. Like, no shit. Just pick it... go to the samurai bubble?

No, I am a samurai. I don't need to do shit. So wait a minute. So now I can just parry people. This is gonna make things way easier. Let me go over here first. Enemy base. Wait, what? There's enemies in the enemy base.

I'm gonna go after this guy right here. Why is he not? Oh, he's dead. All right, so we killed this guy. Can I? I cannot. I have to think. I have to think.

I have to plan. Okay. Okay, so we go around here. And I loot this. So he's dead, right? I killed him. And now I'm gonna fight the master samurai. That did pretty good.

So how's the Perry work? Bro, I just saved his head off You don't have Perry No, I do have Perry It said I have I bought Why do y'all keep telling me that If I didn't have Perry

It wouldn't fucking Here watch I'm gonna shoot this guy in the head What? You didn't see anything Oh by the way guys Flawless victory I didn't take a single bit of damage I looted the entire area

Enemy base Captured Literally zero damage taken That's how good I am. What's in the box? Vitals. What the fuck is that? Oh, this is the good box, right? Guide back home. What? Who's that? A pickman? Kodamas. Oh, that's amazing. So that's like a heel. Ah, a Kodama. Is it lost? Perhaps it's been separated from his companion. Man, now I really don't know. Now I feel like I should stay as a... Now I'm really

feeling like I should stay and using something else, right? Like, because which one's better? Activation. Oh, I don't have enough strength. Fuck. Find a missing Kodama. Okay, I don't know who that is.

Try everything as fun. Yeah. What was getting that fat rolling? A fat roll. I'm a ninja. I'm a ninja. You think a ninja can fat roll? You out of your mind.

Okay. I'm going to try. I don't, I just don't. know like i don't know really if i'm better off using using samurai or ninja i really don't know where's where's fat boy well i should probably get my souls first right so i move and then how do he know that i was going to be there what is this what's he doing damn bro he's this guy's no joke he's kind of fat and retarded though see like if he's doing this and what do you mean only did 140 damage should have done way more maybe I

need to go back in the ninja mode I feel I need to go all right I'm ninja mode wait why my electricity probably can see me with what I don't know like what what the fuck oh I went on the edge I couldn't dodge maybe the Odachi is better because I it doesn't I don't know how it's hitting me not keep pulsing out a bad I forgot. Ooh, who's this? Who's this? Wait a minute, who's this?

Man, why does he have so much health? See, I feel like, I mean, you guys see how much damage he does? Like, that's nuts. It's just I run out of energy. That's the problem. All right, all right, this time I'm going to take it seriously. Let me go after this guy first. Does it kill him in one hit?

No, it doesn't. He's got a lot of help too. Like, God, damn, I'm like, I barely even killed him. Okay, so I'm already down one heel. I'm already down one heel, and I have to kill this big guy. Like, I don't know about this, guys. I really don't know.

This guy's no joke. I just have to, honestly, I just have to play better. I think that's what I really all have to do. I just play better, and I beat him. Please don't turn around. Well, it's over. It's over. That's so...

Who the fuck was that? I don't know. I'm feeling like maybe I need to use the sword. Like these dual swords aren't working for me. I keep getting hit. I think I need to, I think I'm gonna do this. It's time. I'm gonna go in with the sword. Level up. I can't, I died. I'm gonna level up after I get the souls from killing this guy. Watch. This is a war award at work. This is my first try. I don't understand. Okay. What? Wait, what? Let's do that. I gotta stay focus. Bitch. Okay, all right. Odachi's the right way. Yeah, bro.

Fuck this ninja shit. Odachi's the best. I knew it. If it wasn't the best, then I wouldn't have won this fight. Bison Odachi. That's a pretty good one. Okay, Harrowoom Helmet. I don't need that.

Okay, let's go around. I'll go to here. It's not so bad. Oh, now I should level up, actually. Let me level up. Okay, become a visitor allows you assistance other players Activated skills. I'm not gonna try and do skills right now. Okay, it's making me do skills. All right, give me now. Let me think about that.

It's pretty simple. All right. Okay, well, I should obviously use that. I mean, like, oh! I get it now. I get it. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so I have both of these maxed out. Okay, so, all right, I get it. I don't get it. Okay, so let me see here. All right, level up.

I'm a level up. We're gonna get more points into... I'm gonna put more points into strength. I'm gonna put all my points into strength so I do more damage. Like, I just feel like that's the right option, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it is. Oh, I should have done stamina.

No, you're right. That's okay. All right, let me try and fight this guy. Oh, there's like... There's like three of them. What? See, like, it just doesn't really do that much damage. Like, I feel like if I, like a charge heavy attack should kill him in like one hit, right?

Like, I feel like it should at least. Like, I feel like I don't need, like the charge heavy is only good for the stagger. I feel like besides that, it's not even that good. It's not Eldon Ring? That's the problem. That's the only game I know how to play. I can't even play that. What's that?

Looks like a flying ball? A ball. Wait for him to turn around. I might kill him right now. So I would expect he would die so much faster. What are you throwing red things at me for? Oh, he's doing that head attack thing. So I have like a running attack that I can do.

Oh wait, wait, is that a jump attack? Oh, I didn't know as an attack. Damn. That's actually kind of cool. You can just cut their heads off like that. Yeah, I like that. Break. Oh. Oh.

New special effects. I'm a good boy Yeah, I'm a samurai warrior Learn Perry Unlearn the Odachi skill Why, I already got Perry for the Odachi It literally said the skill literally said Perry and attack

Y'all think I'm retarded Who's this? Taro Take your mother and make for the ferry Uh huh You might get Find some food

Okay Head to the fairy Alright, I'm gonna practice on this guy right here Actually, I'm gonna kill this guy first Wait, why don't I take so much damage? Why don't y'all shut the fuck up? How about that? You guys see that? Wait, why didn't it work? What? What? I don't know if I had Perry actually

I might not. What the fuck? The fuck is this? What the fuck is this? What is this? This needs have a lot of health Okay. I couldn't execute him? Okay, we're gonna loot that. Two and three! What the fuck is that?

36! The fuck is this bullshit! Fuck you, bitch! Okay, I killed it. I killed it. Okay, all right, we're good. What's this? Is this gonna heal me? It didn't heal me?

Who's this? I just don't understand the way this thing works. Okay, now I do. Alright. What's this? Search. Nice.

Big loot. This is the end. The hammer master. Okay. Let me sit. Oh, I have a map. Okay. Good.

All right, all right. So where'd I leave all my ship? That's simple. Enemy base. Where's the part where I died? Where'd I die? Oh, I died right there. Okay.

there. Yeah, no, that's the right way. What does Neo mean? Uh, it's the one in the Matrix. Man, that kind of just died. I'm really kind of that guy, aren't I? Yeah. I got to get, uh, I got to get a way to get my heels back. An enemy base, okay. Falls, but there's a guy right here. There's not. What the fuck? And every one of these games, there's a guy at there. Why would there not be a guy there? Oh, me kill this guy. What? What? See?

That's the Odachi right there. See, y'all thought it didn't exist, the Perry. See, I told you I could do it. Let me go around this guy. Who? What? Why did that not work? What an idiot.

What a dumb idiot, bro. Like, God. What a retarded. W game, no I have to buy this. I, um... The game is, uh, it's good. It's a good game. Watch this.

Bitch. What? What? You mad? See that? Tactical warlord. That's me, by the way. Wait, it says six people.

Where's the other ones? Oh, I was. Wait, what? Is he trying to shoot a gun at me? He is. Wait, okay, so can I hide? What, what? We'll make them stop attacking?

Let me see. It does. They're stupid. They're retarded. That's me. I do that. Watch, watch, watch. Watch.

He doesn't. What? Wait, he shot me. Can I parry a gun? I can. I feel like, dude, I do a lot of damage. I think that, okay, So here's what I'm thinking about building.

What if I go ninja mode? What an idiot? What if I go ninja mode on the bosses? Oops. I go ninja mode on the bosses, but... Who? Whoa. Whoa, wait a minute.

Hold up. Who's this guy? That guy's kind of retarded, though, right? Because he just let me get him like that. Looks like I died. Alright, where's the sword? There it is. Okay. Yeah, I got killed. I don't have to re-kill them, do I? I don't think I do. I'm pretty sure I don't. Let me find out We gotta go around. They're gonna do this too. They're gonna really gonna do this too.

I got honestly I should just practice right now. Like that's really what I need to be doing. I need to be practicing just like how How can I become a warlord? How can I become a samurai bushi-bushidu master? Because I very clearly don't know. If I did, I wouldn't be dying. Practice key poles? No, I've only played Rise of the Ronan for 10 hours. Sorry, 200 hours, I mean.

Like, it's not like I'm able to understand the one mechanic in that game the exact same. I mean, no, of course not. No, I have to also not know. how this mechanic works too. The only thing I don't like is how this, it costs a lot of stamina to do shit. And I don't understand why in some cases I'm able to do a lot of key damage, and in other cases I'm not. That's something I need to learn. Because that's confusing to me. What? Okay.

An eye for an eye. We appear alive. All right, well I didn't learn shit out of that, but he's dead. That was all right. I guess it's just a matter of practice. Bloody iron key. I wonder if that opens this door here. Yeah, it does. We smart. Learning good?

I'm learning real good. Okay, so I did all this. I got all that. I did this guy. I did that thing. Okay. So now I got to go, let me go to there. Can I put a marker on this?

Yeah, I can't. I just spacebar it. Okay. I gotta go back over there. Unlock this area. Female demon mask? Yeah. So you can't actually run up on them. I gotta practice how to do that. Yeah, I think this game is, uh, there's probably a lot to do in the game.

Like, uh, is a lot to learn. Because like, if this is anything like any of the other games they have, which, I mean, you know it is. Uh, there's always a lot of complexities to it. How do you like the game, Goyam? It's amazing. It's tremendous. Dude, I just, I just dicked them. I feel like I should probably upgrade my gear.

But also like, I feel like, you know what, you know what changes whenever I upgrade my gear? my gear that's literally it how'd that hit me i went through that i guess not who's the cat i don't know big loot wait where'd the guys go oh that's a boss you're gonna die damn okay that went pretty well do some flashy combos the combo the combo i like doing is the one where i just hit them a bunch and then they're dead that's the one i've been trying that for a while, it's actually been really good. It works amazing. What's this? Wait a minute, what's this shit? Let me see if I can level up again.

Panacea cure fast. That's probably pretty good. Okay, uh, I'm gonna stamina. Never mind, I can't, I can't level up. What the fuck is this? Do you turn on auto with it? Switch to high stance? How do I do that? Suppose some god is paying a visit.

How do I switch stances? It's not unlocked? Yeah, usually, because high stance is like the... The fucking Sekiro attack, right? There's something strange about... It's going here. Where they at? What?

Can I backstab? I don't think so, right? There's just, like, back damage you can do? How's easy? Fuck. What? Yeah, this shit's a joke. Life corrosion.

Okay. Oh, I see. I see it's like a dragon's dog. One. Oh. It's not so bad. It's over? Now it's over. Now we gotta be there. Fuck. Fuck. I'm a parry. I'm a parry. No! No! No! Big dick on him. Okay. Soulcores. Omyo. Right. Right. I have yo. Okay. I killed him. Oh, wait. What the f-f?

shit we're into the belly of the beast a great sword wait i didn't get a great sword i get a great sword i didn't a wooden hammer yeah i didn't get a great because that was the weapon i used in the other game hairloom helmet i don't need that or curry ass which one's this uh fast this one kind of sucks dick i'm gonna just loot this anyway though all right hairloom gauntlets what's this here key consumption any of these even good uh that's i pretty decent for critical attacks. Spirit for... actually I feel like all these kind of suck dick. I'm not gonna use any of these. What about this? This is all garbage? No, it's big dick. Let's use that.

What about this? Faster. Oh equipment drop rate 4%. That's pretty good. Okay, let's go inside here. Wait what? Is there somebody... what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing in my game? What's he doing in my game? What? I really have to stop moving forward like that So can I I can't

The answer to that question is no Okay Lag What do you mean lag Damn bro like I'm gonna be honest Like there's a lot of shit I gotta keep up with Why this is this complicated Okay let me go back in

Is this where I was at? No it is there's another place This game's good Yeah y'all are saying it's bad I don't think it's bad. What do you mean? It's good. It was like 13 fps. I wonder why. Where's this? What's this little bitch? Dude, everything does so much damage in this game. Like, I, you know what this game reminds me of? This is like a super Nintendo game that came out today. It is. It's like a super Nintendo game, man.

Oh, fuck. I wasn't able to execute him. Oh, no, I was. I wonder why he's not. See, like, whenever I see that, You know what? I'm like, I'm looking at it. I'm looking at from the other screen. Is it laggy now? Like, I feel like it's not. I wonder why people thought it was laggy. Maybe it's just the game. Let's go to this one. We've got to keep moving.

No lag here? Yeah. Oh. Look at that ugly bitch. So I can go up through here. Oh, he didn't like that. Wait, you're telling me they found me all the way from here. Damn. Hopefully I can get a backstab attack soon. I gotta figure out, like, what the timing on these, uh, these dodges are.

It's obvious I got them, I've got it kind of wrong. Uh-oh. I'm actually surprised I dodge that. Okay. Smithing text Rusty Ho. Oh, fuck. Are you kidding me? Okay, let me go after this guy right now.

Uh, I think I should heal. What the fuck was, Hey, what the fuck is... Who the fuck is this? Why's he bigger? What do you suck my life force? What the fuck out of here? I think I'm dead.

I think I'm like 100% dead. God him. I think I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I got no heels. I got no nothing. This is kind of bad. I'm not going to execute this guy. Wait, why? Did he just,

did he really just go and do that? I just, I just, I just, I literally, just got shit on. What? Damn. It was a trap? Yeah, I didn't even know that. Try 240 FPS. It doesn't let you. It doesn't let you. Okay. Let me go back. I get my shit back again. Where was this cock sucker? Okay. I wonder why it didn't work the first time. Okay, that's not so bad. There's extra steps. Yeah. Samurai walks. I get more points now. So, core. I wonder what that is. So you guys all say I should get samurai points. Low stance.

Oh, guys, I figured it out. High stance, boosts high offensive power. Well, fuck. I'm gonna get this right now. How do I activate high stance? Let me see. Controls. Style shift is not that. You see, I'm attacking from the top.

That's why it's called high stance I'm just gonna ignore him Oh my god Who is that Who the fuck is that I'm gonna ignore him too Okay Damn

300 per hit That's pretty fucking good man God damn That's massive Man fuck you Oh you got to hit him in his ass That's why Okay all right

I'm kind of nervous about this big boy here Like I am This is Oh I can't go up there Fuck Alright I gotta wait for him I turn around I'm gonna assassinate

Let's go I'm gonna go after him right now I'm too slow I'm too slow Dude Dude this is no joke I'm gonna die Jesus

I barely can do any damage against him Oh I got a ninja point though That's actually kind of good Okay Alright. There's gotta be like a thing here. I feel like I'm getting ready to...

I'm getting ready to find a thing. Shit! Like hell itself. Oh. I'm not gonna thought they'd prevent to retreat to the castle like that. I'm not ready. Show yourself. With your blades.

Oh, thank God. All right, we're good. I was worried for a minute. Is this not the person mentioned by the messenger from... Tukota slope earlier. Oh. Takachio. You are the samurai who fells Yokai.

Yes. Those are the demons. I trust. You'll be able to rid us of this crucible. Crucible. Who? What? Is she gonna help me? This way.

I am now, Tora. I will guide you. What the fuck? Enter the crucible. And entering the crucible seems like something I should do after... What's this? What's this? What's this? Shut up, bitch! I don't listen to you! Okay, I gotta go back over there.

Oh, wait, let me get this. Nenjitsu, see, see, see. I don't let anybody, but nobody tells me how to play the game. So, I feel like, I feel like I'm about to die. Like, I feel like I'm about to die with all my souls. I'm literally a giant red fucking hellgate. Gate. I'm gonna die. Like, she doesn't want me to fucking heal. I only have three. I'm so fucked, man. This is over. Okay. All right, no, no, we're good. What the fucks of Soul Corps?

Strong attack, man. I get more of those little fucking things. Enchantment bonus. Soul Corps. Soul Corps box. What the hell's a SoulCore box? Oh my God. Okay, well, um I mean, this one's crazy good, so I'm gonna use that. Damn, bro, this shit is complicated. Oh, that's really good. Okay. This is nuts.

I think I get, oh, magic. I gotta get one point in the magic. And that way I can use it. Right? Yeah, see? Wait, I think I did it wrong. Defeat Cusible Wrath to unlock. What?

Let me just do this. I'll cut this bitch open. Bodhisatt, okay, so this is like a steak America. Oh, this is kind of cool. Look at this. Oh, what the fuck? I've never seen a yokey like it before. Damn.

How did I take damage? Yeah, high stance is really good. What's this? Oh, I got a soul's cool. out of that too. Yeah, I don't know how I can fight against those fast monsters though. I really feel like I gotta be playing two games. Like I've got... What's the situation on the outside? Is my lord safe? Okay, give me a minute. I got, I got to figure where the fuck I am.

Like, I have to be playing two different games, uh, at the same time. That's what happens when you're a ninja. You guys see that? Wait, there's nobody even here. Was that Kusanagi's light? There's nothing even here. Oh, okay, all right, we gotta think about how we're gonna handle him. I'm gonna show you how I'm gonna handle him. Watch. I'm a strategic master.

Can I, I can't. That's not so bad. I went pretty well. I just killed him. I thought that was gonna, I thought I was gonna die. And now I get to execute him. See that? So I gotta get used to parrying.

Oh, that was a parry That wasn't Neither was that Okay Damn, bro, look at all this loot Oh my God, I'm getting paid This is audacho Give me a minute

I got another one Crucible weapon Okay, so it's like high risk, high reward Got it Okay, um Life drain Malay attack I bet that's only crucible then Yeah, yeah, see, none of the other ones even show that.

Well, that one sucks. Mine's already way better. Okay. Oh, I got to heal. What? You're going to throw a rock at me? What's wrong? What's wrong?

That's right. Hatches, so enemies from a distance? Okay. Can I? I mean, I could. I will. I will. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. What's this fat, dude? Like that. It really could have gone better, huh? Why is it not let me heal? It's not letting me heal. It doesn't let me heal.

I didn't expect him to do that. So now what? Okay. All right, I got it. I've been to break. Do it again? No, I got it. I understand what to do.

I just, I feel like this game has a lot of, a lot of mechanics. I want to just take a step back and, like, kind of learn everything over time. And that way I can figure out what the hell I'm doing. Because it is a, it's a good game. This is very good game. It's very systems heavy. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of systems in the game. I just don't know anything about it. Damn, man, I'm already like half energy too. I can get my health back, right, by just fighting these moms. Like, I feel like that's how that's how it's said it works, right? Yeah, it is. Okay. So it's like, uh, I get that. That's really not that complicated.

Okay. It gets better? Yeah. No, I think so. I mean, like, I will, uh, I'm gonna continue playing. Like, I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. It's a fun game. I wonder, do the big boys respond? Of course they do, bro. It's a Super Nintendo game. What do you expect?

Full games out tomorrow? Yeah, I mean, like, this is only the demo. Which is true. People don't realize that. But, like, I'm actually just playing the demo of the game. Like, I'm not even playing the full game right now. Like, that's really, demos at 80 gigabytes. Full games out in 30.

Yeah. Why am I not able to use my weapon? Oh, there it is. Okay, now we're good. Wait for real? Yeah, yeah. So like this is, and you can try the demo for free. I'm not sponsored or anything like I just, I just like the game. Oh, I think that thing reduces maybe my key. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out how all this works. Damn, kill me fast. Okay. You get so much loot too. It's insane. You get so much loot too. It's insane. I feel like you almost get too much loot when do I ever say that blackpool reduces your key yeah I feel like that's the way it felt to me at least yeah the key the key recovery is pretty slow but I'm assuming that's probably something that's gonna just uh it's gonna improve over time too it's a loot grinder like POE and Diablo and third person yeah I know I've played these games before I'm gonna just heal up all the way I'm gonna heal up all the way I'm gonna see if I can beat this guy real quick before I stop

I hit the wrong button. All right, I gotta take a break. Yep, that's enough. All right, like, I can tell, I can tell when I'm cooked. I literally, I just got barbecueed. But yeah, this game's really good. I like it a lot. It's very fun.

And I'll probably play more of it in the future. Probably tomorrow. Granbo Fantasy really can get in the D.C. It should. It's a great game. Like, it sold really well. It did very well. I'm not surprised.

So anyway, guys, damn, it's 9.30. I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah, I've been on for a bit, huh? How about that? Well, anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it, and I will see you all tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. See it.