Asmongold TV - Johnny Somali Is F*CKED | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

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Been a while since I talked about Johnny Somali. It's just like a never-ending character arc of lameness with this weirdo. Dude never really learns a lesson. It's pathetic. And it's like max-level cringe to watch anything involving this guy. However, this did catch my attention. He's so dumb. Hopping over to The Man, Legal Mindset.

In a tweet from March 6 yesterday, Legal Mindset says Ramsey's first day of trial just concluded, Ramsey being Johnny Somali. He was one hour late and came in with his roommate, Hank. Both Ramsey's lawyer and Ramsey had to be. no idea about the new charges. I wonder what the lawyer was thinking. Because, like, I mean, is this like whenever you're on a team

in like a competitive game and like you just know, like, you know the first minute into the game, this is going to be a steam roll? And so you're like, okay, I've just got to put in the time, get my check and get out of here. Push the next trial day for three weeks from today, April 9th. Johnny pled guilty to all the other charges. I would be too.

Details on those charges below. Ramsey was also clearly wearing Hank's white suit. We got a picture that we'll take a look at after this tweet. But yeah, he says, No. Which was wildly oversized but had an ebony ivory vibe going on with Hank's black suit. He was also told twice to take off his MAGA hat. Why is he wearing a Trump?

It's just- The Somali courtroom. And yeah, we can see legal mindset there outside Somali's courtroom. This is dedication to covering legal stuff. This man flew to create a cover. Bro, did this guy get this? He got this from the Matrix, man. That's Neo's, that's Neos' trench code.

This Johnny Somali trial. I can certainly respect the mind. And it's a nice coat. Classy look. I like it. That takes us over to Johnny Somali. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Wow. We can see, here's a picture of Somali with Hank going to that South Korean court. Jesus. People also pointing out, once again, that Somali's outfits looking quite a bit oversized for him. And then there's this one, you know. What a fucking clown. He's thrilled to be there. This is what he loves to do.

Oh, my God. I guess this was probably before the court. Yeah, this is probably beforehand. So he's actually, why does he have, the thing is, like, this wouldn't really look so bad. If he had like a red tie on, it would actually look kind of good. Why do you have a blue tie? I guess it's red, white, and blue for America, which, by the way, I don't know if this guy is from America, but I hope South Korea puts him in jail so he stays over there.

Yeah, I don't know if he's from America or not. probably to be a giant clown on the internet he's american however the clip that i'll show you at the end of this brief video paints a bit of a different picture as he's like freaking out trying to cope with the whole thing but yeah we'll get to that oh and there was also this south krea's national intelligence service visited johnny somali who told him he was under investigation for the national security violation act gee could it be because johnny somali supports north korean communism and wants south korea nuke yeah he literally said i love kim jang un i hope he nukes this shit when i leave.

Like, and like, because I was like, why would the national security? Like, why would they want to talk to this guy? And yeah, he was like, he's totally like, yeah, I love North Korea. I think North Korea is great. That one is still unfolding, but hopping back over to the current trial and the current charges. That takes us back over to legal mindset. Who's got more info? He says, reminder, Ramsey faces a total of four charges, two counts of obstruction of

business, and two violations of the Minor Crimes Act. today he pled guilty to one count of obstruction, convenience store. I remember that one. And two counts of the Minor Crimes Act, dead fish harassment, and disrupting subway slash bus. Oh, my God. Now I'll play a very brief portion of legal mindsets stream. He's got some very interesting info regarding this additional charge and also the judge. The judge was a different judge.

So I went to this same courtroom in December to figure out the correct judge. And I didn't talk about this very much because I want to keep the secret from Ramsey. They changed the judge, which explains why new charges were added because now there's a new judge. The new judge comes in. They're tag teaming on him, bro. He's getting 2v1. That's not fair. Update stuff.

This judge was very no-nonsense. But... Thank God. Ramsey thinks he got away with not being noticed at some things he did. the judge noticed and the judge was like what the fuck what do you do

so I get you past that that picture once again that's an extremely brief portion of legal mindsets full stream which was around two half hours long so yeah there's a whole lot more that he asked to say and I'll link that stream in the description for you and we'll conclude this coverage by showing you how

Johnny Somali was doing right before court and it looks like he's trying to man man this guy's looking at at South Korean prison for 10 years. I think that, I think maybe South Korea in an effort to restore some degree of diplomatic relations with North Korea, they could make like a system to where if they really don't like you and you're like a foreigner and you come to Korea and you cause problems, they send you to North Korea. And then North Korea deals with you. And my, North Korea

can take these people and basically just be like it's like a punishment right put him in a work camp or something like that right yeah what if it reunites them yeah this is this is the beginning of a of a very very beautiful diplomatic relationship 10 years is crazy is it really crazy i mean yeah it is crazy it's a lot and like is it really fair that like he goes to jail for 10 years because of this not really but at the same time uh i don't really have a lot of sympathy either because the guy i mean the guy made an entire career out of harassing people and being a public disturbance. So I think at a certain point, so punishments, there are two functions that punishments have, right?

And so the first function is to remove the person obviously out of society and to fairly punish them for what they're doing, right? But the second function that punishments have is to set an example for other people so other people don't do the same thing. And so in a way, he's the one that's going to go to jail for a long time, but they're doing this to send a message to other people to not do it. And so I think that's basically, yeah, yeah, it's said, it makes him an example. And also, like, very importantly, this guy very actively and very consecutively went ahead and did a bunch of, like, annoying, harassment things.

He did this constantly, right? Like he's sitting around spamming Hiroshima Nagasaki, which are the two cities that the U.S. bombed in Japan. He's spamming this in Korea and saying it to Koreans. Really? He a retard. It's a retard. It's a real ass retard.

Why not kick him out of the country? Because kicking him out of the country is the best case scenario for him. And so, like, what I'm saying is that when a person gets punished for something that they're doing wrong, the goal also should be to how can we create an incentive mechanism that will prevent other people from doing this in the future? And the fact is that him going to jail for 10 years is a much better incentive for people to not do it in the future than him getting deported. That's the truth. because if and there's a reason why people act a fool in Japan and not China. There's a reason why people act a fool in Korea, but not in North Korea. There's a reason why people act a fool in the U.S., let's say, in some nice upper middle class Starbucks,

but they don't go and do this down in Detroit. And everybody knows the reason. Almost all of these people, they are making calculated decisions on who they harassed, how they harass them and where they go to harass people. Because they don't want to take a risk of getting shot or going to jail. That's the truth. They know this. That's why none of them would even dare do this.

Imagine doing this in Saudi Arabia. They would never do that. They would never do that because they're terrified of maybe getting killed, right? Or just getting played knocked out, exactly. So once you understand that and now, That's why so many of these obnoxious, aggressive streamers go to places like Japan. They do because it's basically a PVE server. And so you're going to a PVE server and you're doing PVP.

And big surprise, you have to set an example out of somebody like that. You do. Wouldn't even hear about it. Yeah. And Japan's PVE server. Yeah, they're not doing it's Singapore. I'm not sure about that. I bet Korean taxpayers would support keeping him in jail as long as they feel like it.

Yeah, I think so. So this is the, this is the, this is the perspective I have. I think it's a very good thing that they're, that they're punishing him a lot because I think that he is going to, he's the example that other people will use for not going to Korea and acting a fool. Because they'll see this happen to him and they'll think to themselves, nah, not me. Yep, I don't want to do it. And every single live streamer will take that into account. That's why not a single fucking one of them do it in China or Saudi Arabia. Not a single fucking one.

It's because they know what's going to happen and it's a calculated decision every single time. Cope immensely with this whole trial thing. This account Johnny So Smalley saying, why was Johnny Somali one hour late to his South Korean court hearing? Why else? He was ticked drunk. A few hours before his appointment, he decided to get drunk. Now, I'm not going to play this full clip either. Yeah.

because I'm being nice to you guys it's just sickening, it's disgusting and I regret watching it. The guy's like licking liquor off the floor, like sucking it off the floor and it's just nasty. So true. What was he saying? I'm getting all the frisbire on moments.

True. Yeah, so there's also a part where he spills the liquor, starts licking it off the floor, and spits some of it up. it's even more disgusting. At some point, almost pukes, and you get the point. Typical Johnny Somali stuff. But hey, at least he's got his bros and chat with them.

Like this one that says, he's not going to miss court. Let him chill with all of us until he feels like he needs to stop or sleep a bit or whatever. How do you, dude, how do you simp for this guy? How do you simp for this? Of all the things. What is going on? People are so dumb.

they want to see him fail okay you think that they're trying to edge him along and like they're basically trying to they're like trying to enable the bad behavior they're like it's okay Johnny no you know what would really taste good that liquor that's right next to you

why don't you drink some more of it your court case isn't for another 45 minutes you could probably drink the whole bottle before then right and you're not driving oh you are driving Okay, well, they have autopilot on the cars, right? Yeah, no, you'll be fine. Just go ahead, drink the whole thing. Yeah, sure, it's actually real.

Hopefully that's what's happening, right? Living vicariously through him? Living is probably not the best term for it, but yes. And that's where I'm going to leave this one. Let me know what you guys think about this in the comments. Consider liking and or subscribing. Appreciate you. The chat's the devil.

Yeah, I guess it is. that's really fucking funny man so it's been oh my god and uh internet doesn't show who's mentally yeah i guess there's definitely that too but uh yeah it's looking like this guy bro like he looks like in this he looks like a more retarded version of napoleon dynamite you know like just if napoleon dynamite was like a uh a simolean kick streamer you know what i mean like i i get a little bit of that vibe uh you notice the hat What do you mean? Did I notice the hat? Obviously, I noticed the fucking hat. Yeah, there it is. And that's insulting Napoleon. Yeah, I guess so. But I really think that this guy, I mean, I'll link you all the video. It's funny to see this happen. This guy is such a roach, bro. He's such a roach. And now he's getting got. That's it. He's getting got. And he's done. Yeah, Magas Burksperson. Yeah, I guess so. And the Imperial Japanese flag in the background. I wonder if he thinks that.

that's the South Korean flag. Maybe he thinks it's the North Korean flag. And he thinks he's going to fly the North Korean flag to, yeah, that's probably what it would be. That's what I would assume. So, yeah, that would make sense. And, oh my God. And Trump has to free him if he gets jail, free the hostages. I feel like if Trump, like, maybe Trump should give South Korea back another one of their, like, prisoners that maybe is here in America.

and just not for Johnny Somali, but so we don't get Johnny Somali. Like, we're going to give you one of your prisoners if you just keep this guy in jail for another five years. You know, like there's no prisoners. Maybe not. Okay, well, we have to figure something else out. Maybe a special tariff or something like that.

You know, man, that's crazy. South Korea can be a state. Yeah, you think so? And made a great summary of the stream after the trial. Yeah, I guess so. You have no prisoners from South Korea. Well, fuck. Okay, well, we'll figure something out, okay?

Yeah, we'll have to figure something out. But anyway, this is really fucking funny for me to see this happen. And, uh, yeah. Remember when Ultron spent about 35 seconds on the internet and decided ultimately the humanity had to die, he watched Johnny Somali. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's fucking funny.

And, uh, I think South Korea would agree to be a state, give them, protection from the North Korea? That's okay. Yeah, South Korea's all right. And finally, everyone, thank you, Korea from every... Dude! Finally, thank you Korea from everyone in Japan. Bro, this guy's bringing these countries together? Like, no other, yeah. Oh my God, but yeah, the uniting and force to get rid of this fucking guy. That's pretty fucking funny. I'm glad to see it, man. and yeah

Japan bros are happy well this is the thing it's like everybody can get together and collectively agree that this guy's a fucking idiot and thank God that's what I would say thank God

thank God