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Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is crazy. So this dude was going around and he was spraying bug shit on, well, it'll show it. It'll show it. He shows it right here. This dude is going to jail for a bit for being a clown. Things have gotten so much worse for the TikTok who poisoned food at Walmart for a prank as he's now pleaded guilty to two felony accounts of adding poison and harmful. Two felonies. Substances to food. One misdemeanor count of endangerment and one misdemeanor count of criminal damage. Oh, you love to see it. Dude essentially want to... So you have to understand the way that poisons work.
Starting point is 00:00:50 And the way that a lot of bug poisons work is that they are effectively a viscous liquid that shuts down the insect or the bug's ability to breathe. Because the way that they breathe and the way that they get energy is through moving their body. And so a lot of these poisons are not even poisonous. They won't even actually kill somebody. They're not going to do any bodily harm. And so it's a neurotoxin. Yeah, exactly. And so there are certain poisons you can use that can kill people, other ones you can
Starting point is 00:01:26 that won't. The bug poisons don't kill people. There are other ones that do, but those raid bottles, and that one specifically is not an example of that. So it wouldn't have even worked to begin with. Anyway. So not only is he retarded, but he's retarded. Like he's
Starting point is 00:01:51 That's bad And attention so bad on the internet That he destroyed his life for it And unfortunately there's now many cases of this So he's not even unique He's just another moron head to prison It's been at least four months since we've had our last update in this guy And next month it'll be one year since I first started covering this dude
Starting point is 00:02:09 So there's a lot that's unfolded So I mean if you're lucky enough to not know who I'm talking about today I'm sorry for taking out of your bliss Because sometimes ignorance truly is bliss but this is Charles Smith, also known as the social media creator Wolfie Coletti, a Arizona TikToker who went viral last year for basically being a public nuisance and just an all-around absolute stuff. For just being annoying.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Like that, I, I, it's so funny to me when these guys whose entire career is built around just being annoying and obnoxious, like they do something like this and they go over the line and now their life is totally fucking ruined. Back, Wolfie decided that being a functioning. member of society just wasn't for him. So he became a self-reclaimed real-life villain. What in my 600-pound life is this? He got bacon hidden in his shoes?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Ugh. A self-reclame real-life villain. And started recording TikTok content at the expense of random innocent people, ruining their days for views. Because as I've said in my previous videos, his content was essentially barely monetizable all the way up until the last few months before he was arrested. I think right before he was arrested,
Starting point is 00:03:31 he was making a couple thousand dollars a month doing this stuff. Not so bad. Oh, he's going to put the bacon in there, right? Yeah, if I was 11, I would have watched this. Yeah, this is actually like, this is literal content for preteens. Yeah, this is for like, yeah, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:04:09 No, no, it is like, I mean, because I remember what I was like whenever I was a little kid. Little basic. No, I get it. Like, I get it, but like, you can't do that. This dude's 25. Yeah, no, exactly.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I get it. Wait, what? Eggs. Eggs. I love how he thinks that there aren't any, uh... I would say there's not any cameras, but he literally uploaded this himself on the camera. How do you think that you're going to get away with this?
Starting point is 00:04:50 I mean, you've got to be retarded to do this. I mean, there's nothing like destroying what could possibly be this man's only set of clothes for some attention online. And the whole ongoing theme of this guy is he always picks on the least economically fortunate, as his normal targets are either fast food workers, retail workers, laundromat customers, or dollar store customers. Because that's probably where he lives. He just goes to the local dollar general and pisses on the floor.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And then he's like, guys, what happened? Like, what is this? He just a retard, yeah. this could be because he's just trying to pick out people who sue him. But you reap what you so. And eventually, if you're a scumbag, it'll catch up to you. As sadly, what you just saw is far from his worst video. One of the videos that made him somewhat infamous is him dumping a bag of ice into a friar while they're in business.
Starting point is 00:05:55 These people think that they're on a private server, man. This is crazy. This is perfect for teens? No, this content is great for, like, little kids. It's like little kids love shit like this. We some of them do. Just some poor fucking 55-year-old man working at Jack in the Box has to deal with this shit because this clown, wait, yes.
Starting point is 00:06:44 He's just like he's confused. He's like, what the fuck is this? Like, what is going on? Bro, like, what is this? Yes, I know. What the hell's wrong with people? I know. This is average wage exe expectation.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Yeah, it's bad, man. In case you didn't know, how do you do this and think that nothing's going to go wrong? Like, really? Like, how do you do this and then assume that, like, this is insane? The face he makes, yeah, fucking like some blue steel Derek Zoolander shit. Oh, he walks out of the jack-in-a-box and the alarms going off. After I just didn't convenience to 53 year old jacking a box worker. This is going to take them 20 minutes to fix my problem. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:07:43 This is what happens when you put way less ice into a frying machine. And of course this happened out of Popeyes as well. Yeah. Or people who work at Popeyes, man. What happens? I don't even know. Oh, yeah. I mean, hey, that was pretty much best case scenario right there. That was with way less ice.
Starting point is 00:08:15 So it's safe to say, you don't even know that could happen. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to realize how bad this could have gone. There is no way they didn't have to shut down the kitchen after Wolfie did that. Because I did go on and find another video where they put... Never mind. That's more than 20 minutes. Roughly the same amount of ice as Wolfie put in, into the friar and here... Okay. Oh, man. Yeah, they probably had to shut that shit down.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Oh, my God. That happened. And I mean, this is honestly best case scenario. Damn, that's insane. Worst case scenario, you burn the whole building down. Then you have videos like this. This is him again? Right, pigeon.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Is it just literally a dead bird? Wolfie. Oh, this guy. You're laughing. I am. This is so ridiculous. It's not that it's funny. It's like, how do you do this and think that you're going to get away with it?
Starting point is 00:09:37 Like, it's insane! The guy's got two points, yes! Oh my god! Remember that. Yeah, if you were gonna make a list of his worst moments. Remember his name! Bro, that's my favorite part. Remember my name.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I'm the retard that threw the dead pigeon into the kitchen. This guy thinks he's fucking Heisenberg! Witness me! There's a bird! It would be impossible to not include the line-up of the videos of himself committing attempted battery with a cake. Oh my God. Actual battery with a cake. False imprisonment and disrupting a business practice.
Starting point is 00:10:32 And of course, poisoning food at a grocery store. This is, see, what I think is really funny is that this is the one that really cooked them. This is the one that they finally, like, because you know, I bet the police probably. probably knew this guy and they said okay now we know what to do yep now we can get him yep you can't get this one you fucked around eventually and the other ones are like ah yeah maybe it's inconvenient but it's not a big crime but that's it oh it's wild that this guy makes johnny smile even seem like a decent citizen in comparison but obviously that's actually crazy whenever you say that because you're right
Starting point is 00:11:23 Like, at least Johnny Somali was just annoying and retarded. This dude's actually trying to hurt people. Yeah, that's crazy. The food poisoning incident that finally got the authorities to take some real action against him. That was the video that immediately got him arrested by Mesa Police in December of last year, as he turned himself in and admitted to the crime without any hesitation. Because, well, you know, when you record and post your crimes online, you are the star witness against yourself.
Starting point is 00:11:53 When you film yourself committing a felony, upload it for the whole world to see and brag about it, there's no question about whether you did it or not. You're just making the prosecutor's job extremely easy and your defense, nearly impossible. So the Maricopa County Attorney's Office later indicted him on multiple charges
Starting point is 00:12:10 including introducing poison, criminal damage, endangerment, and theft. And after he was arrested, it was only a matter of time until they started digging into his past videos to throw extra charges on him. Because along with... This guy, bro, this guy TikToked his life sentence. He tick-toked his
Starting point is 00:12:31 whole life sentence. That's bad, man. That sucks. The four other charges, a third-degree burglar charge was also added related to an incident at a Bosa donut shop. In an MCSO orange jumpsuit, Charles Smith, who goes by Wolfie Colletti on social media, was in court for the second time in just a few days. Already arrested in Mesa over the weekend, where police say he took this can of bug and flee killer. Yeah, you need to use a different one. It's just stupid.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Off the shelf at a Walmart and sprayed the pesticide on produce that was on sale for anyone to buy, all while filming the action himself. The 27-year-old told officers. 27 years old? I would understand if you're crashing out like this whenever you're like 19. 27. This dude's going to be 30 years old soon. He almost into un-status and he's sitting around doing this acting like a five-year-old. You know those people that have graduated college?
Starting point is 00:13:48 They've been a job for years. He's a self-perclaimed troll and that he makes up to $10,000 a month posting those videos on social media. The court paperwork for the latest arrest is sealed. But as part of his release conditions, the judge told Smith he is not allowed to be on any social media. And he's not allowed to set foot inside any Bosa donut shop. I mean, by the... You do not go into that donut shop.
Starting point is 00:14:27 You do not even think about going into that donut shop. That's it. Yeah. Bro, imagine getting banned from a donut shop from the police. Wait, I mean, you got to be a straight up clown for that shit. The way, this guy is 28 years old. Dude has a fully developed prefrontal cortex, yet for some reason is spraying a raid, which is a cockroach exterminator on food.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. Is risking killing someone worth social media attention? Yes. That's obviously the answer is yes. He thought so. But last year, he had to spend Christmas in jail. In his case, has been moving through the legal system since then. His initial pretrial conference was originally scheduled.
Starting point is 00:15:16 for April 30th, 2025. But admitted entry in the case activity pushed it earlier to April 3rd, 2025. And this is where things actually kind of get interesting because a plea agreement was filed for three of his cases in Maricopa County on April 22nd. And Wolfie was initially set to adult probation. But two days later, there was a change in his plea. And now he's officially pleaded guilty to the video where he sprayed raid on the produce. The articles are reporting that he pleaded guilty to two felony accounts of adding poison
Starting point is 00:15:43 or other harmful substances to food. He's done. One misdemeanor count of endangerment. He is done. And one misdemeanor count of criminal damage. The man accused of filming. Somebody says, Bro,
Starting point is 00:15:53 is definitely on a burner, uh, on a burner account trying to push his content to more preteen. So this will be worth it. The sad thing is he might be able to pull it off and make it big because that's the crap world we live in. No, you're not going to be able to spray poison on shit and get away with it.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Like, no, they're going to get him. Like, no, the thing is like people act like that's a, yeah, he done.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Like, and it's also, there's been so. many other things too. Like he already was in prison also. So it's not like this guy just, you know, he just had to crash out one day and cause problems. No, this is a continual crash outer. Yeah, he's been doing this a lot. He has a crazy history. Yeah. There's a pattern of being here. Himself spraying bug killer on Walmart produce has pled guilty to several charges. In December, Charles Smith recorded himself spraying the bug killer at a mesa Walmart. He,
Starting point is 00:16:45 allegedly told investigators that he makes money. And look, by the way, it got 78 comments. This dude is catching a felony for probably 200 likes. Imagine going to prison for 200 likes. That's bad. ...deme videos of pranks. He'll be back in court on June 24th. One important thing to notice after spraying bug exterminator on various food items
Starting point is 00:17:17 is that Wolfie actually left the store for about 10 minutes. Then, finally, he's... returned and attempted to remove all the items he had sprayed. So he then placed all these contaminated items, or at least the items he thought were contaminated into a shopping cart and moved it to the back of the store. But the damage was already done. It's not like removing specific items magically decontaminates the entire environment. The shelves, baskets, surrounding areas, surrounding produce. This was a disaster waiting to happen and he's extremely... Real talk, if you saw someone in chat, would you saw someone spray raid on produce? Would you punch them?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Would I punch them? Absolutely not. I just recorded happening. I would just like say, do an employee, it'd be like, hey, this guy's spraying poison on the food. Check the tapes, call the police. Yeah. Yeah, I beat his ass.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Well, yeah, but like, what if he had a knife or a gun or, you know, like, I mean, he sues you because then he gets hurt in the fight? Like, I mean, you don't want to do that realistically. For what? Yeah, exactly. Like, why even do that? You can get in trouble. too? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:32 You dumb, chat? Yeah, you dumb. Like, yeah, ram in the face. Well, what would that, what would that do, right? Like, because it's like, I mean, because you, like, if you want to do that and hit somebody, like, why would you want to hit somebody? Like, I mean, you could do way worse than hitting somebody if you want to be smart about it. So, like, the worst
Starting point is 00:18:48 thing to do is to just fucking, like, a gorilla out at a, at a Walmart, right? Like, you could come up with a million worse things to do to somebody besides that. Like, yeah, then you're going to get yourself in trouble yeah no emotional regulation yeah exactly like you can find out where a person lives easy like you you can do all kinds of shit like so why even
Starting point is 00:19:10 try to why why try to go again in a fight at a walmart it's stupid he and honestly all of us are extremely lucky that no one else was harmed from this yeah i threw them away yeah i bet you did yeah i love how he just he threw them away as if like okay well now i as if like they had you Yeah, like this is like probably $400, $200 of produce there. Yeah, so I just threw them away afterwards, so it's fine. But also, according to the court documents, it was unknown if he managed to collect all the contaminated items. And Walmart had to remove their remaining produce valued at $931.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Wow. Here in AZ Central, it says the time between the defendant sprayed the items to when he placed them into the cart, left plenty of time for customers to take the contaminated items and purchase them. So for 10 minutes, people could buy produce. that he had sprayed with bug exterminator. Again, all for the attention on social media. 200 likes.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Catching a felony for 200 likes. I bet the only reason he went back to it to remove with the contaminated food is because someone in chat reminded him of legal repercussions. I mean, like, that's what I'm guessing too. But even that, I wouldn't even entirely believe. This dude has been walking around like he's been invincible for so long. Now, and finally, it caught up with him
Starting point is 00:20:47 because he fell into that trap of doing more and more insane stuff for content and views. Yep. because he kept getting away with the last insane stunt. So without a doubt, there's a space for him in the Hall of Fame of Internet Morons because this guy had successfully played himself and ruined his own life for a little bit of attention online.
Starting point is 00:21:04 So now, we'll be scheduled to be sentenced on June 24th next month. And that's when we'll find out exactly how much time he'll be spending behind the bars. So if this video gets 50,000 likes... I'm hoping for, uh, geez, what would be a good number? I think 15 years. I think 15 years is pretty good. I think 15, yeah, 15 to 20 years.
Starting point is 00:21:27 That sounds decent. Yeah. Put him in there for a bit. Yeah, exactly, right? Because you've got to set an example out of this. It's only going to do like five years. Yeah, maybe, right. But, like, it's got to be at least a number of years to make an example out of them.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, 15 years for spraying bug spray. Yep. You see, like, to me, like, you have to keep in mind that the way that laws are made, one of the reasons why you have certain punishments is as a deterrent. And so, like, for example, if a police officer could, if you got pulled over for a DUI and you failed your breathalyzer test and a police officer just shoots you right in the head, immediate execution you're dead.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Do you want to know what would happen with drunk driving? It would go way down. It would go way down. Everybody would stop drunk driving because they'd be fucking terrified of getting shot in the head and being killed instantly. And so whenever you think about how to make a behavior stop, you have to figure out why the behavior is happening, assign a value to that, and then create a repercussion that has a higher value than that. and it is so high that it will make other people afraid of doing it. That's how you change
Starting point is 00:22:52 that's how you change human behavior. So should farmers be convicted for spaying pesticides that are way worse? Is there a reason why commercial products are not for general public? Well, no. Farmers are convicted for spraying pesticides that are worse. Well,
Starting point is 00:23:08 no, because those pesticides are made like, what? That's like saying should somebody driving a stolen car get arrested because somebody is driving a car that's not stolen. What are you? What are you thinking? Show up to the courthouse and cover the sentencing.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And feel free to subscribe if you want me to go to the courthouse. And other than that, YouTube thinks you'll enjoy this video. So I would also recommend clicking it and I'll see you guys in the next one. Peace. So I've grown quite worried. Give me a second. I'll probably watch this tomorrow. I don't know if I get around to it today.
Starting point is 00:23:41 But like this is what's really been going on. Social media should be paid out to the victims. in my opinion like this is it RFK, I beat them up as a punishment. No, no, no, no, it's not about that. Discreas act, immediate execution won't change the volume of fear. People would more likely get angry about the escalation of negligence. I think to some degree of medicine is too extreme. It'll have the opposite effect.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I don't think so at all. Things have gotten so. I don't. I don't think so at all. I think that, so here's a, when we think of a number of good examples of this, it's not true. Yeah, it's just not true. Let me think of a good example of why people are afraid of doing things. So, I mean, Dubai is a great example.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Look at El Salvador. So they just arrested all the people that were committing crime, and then the crime stopped happening. That was pretty much about it. And so, like, you have plenty of examples, Singapore, right? In Singapore, you can go to jail for littering. There's nobody who's littering over there. It's very rare. It's probably a very clean country.
Starting point is 00:24:45 So there's a bit of Tats. Yeah. And guess what? The problem pretty much went away. And so the idea that the punishment is not reflo- Like every criminal makes a calculated decision. Most criminals do not plan on getting caught, but they do plan on if they get caught having some form of way of getting out of it.
Starting point is 00:25:09 So if something is a really, really bad punishment, they will avoid doing certain things because they're afraid of that because they're worried about getting in trouble. It's risk management. There is a reason why all of these guys go and do this in places like Japan and the United States and places in Europe, and they're not doing it in China, Russia, or Singapore or Dubai or North Korea. There's a reason why they're not doing it there. And it's because they have risk management. They understand exactly what the risks are.
Starting point is 00:25:42 are and they make decisions based off of those risks. Is the purpose of law is vengeance, though? Is the purpose of law of vengeance? Answer is sometimes yes. And it's also a bet it's vindication as well. It's very important that people that do things that are bad and that are antisocial and especially things that hurt other people, they get metaphorically crucified. It's extremely important that that happens.
Starting point is 00:26:12 If it doesn't happen, then you have society degrade into a culture of people that are constantly dangerous, hostile, aggressive, and problematic. And so it's about sending a message. Yes, it's very important about sending a message. And so I don't view prison entirely about rehabilitation. Rehabilitation is a nice secondary effect. Like, it would be good if you could rehabilitate a person. but it's more important than rehabilitating a person
Starting point is 00:26:43 is protecting the people that don't need to be rehabilitated. So the goal that I have with a lot of these laws, I've said this before, is that the focus should be protecting the people and creating a culture and society where people can feel like they're safe. And I think that criminals feeling like they're not safe is a good thing.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And them being afraid like, oh, well, you just get put in prison, and that's all that happens, and they don't care about you, etc. Yeah, of course, that's the point. That's the point. The cruelty is the point. And if you want to avoid the cruelty,
Starting point is 00:27:19 don't do the action. Nobody made him do that. He did this himself. He chose to do this. He's a grown man. He's making this decision himself. And so the way that you handle these people is you have to, to a certain degree,
Starting point is 00:27:32 brutalize them. And if you do that, you stop the behavior. And the goal is to stop the behavior. And it can't be too extreme, bro? Oh, I'm not being extreme. This isn't extreme. This is normal.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Yeah. No, that's it. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Yeah, exactly. And the active ingredients, the parathoid's also used pesticides. Yeah, sure. The active ingredients in raid,
Starting point is 00:28:02 the parathoids, which they also use for pesticides and crops and lots of other stuff, exactly what I won't acknowledge this. Why are you trying to argue that it's the same as spraying pesticides and killing people? Like spraying poison, like, this is done obviously with malicious intent to make people sick. It's the same thing. Like, it's the same as putting the thing in the frying pan, the ice in the friar. It's very obvious that this person is doing it with malicious intent.
Starting point is 00:28:27 You're trying to obfuscate by making some kind of, like, weird, abstract comparison with pesticides and farmers. but this is a totally different conversation and that's not even what's being discussed right now it's a totally different issue and so actually what an idiot yeah I'm actually just going to scroll up and just ban that person because it's just such a what a weird thing to say and oh it looks like I don't know where it is
Starting point is 00:28:52 but I'm sure he'll comment again and say something stupid yeah just go back and ban him and there's no reason to even engage that type of thinking but anyway so that's the way that you handle people And someone say poor people and the minorities get the brunt of the justice system. How do you make it so a justice system is racially and class blind? Well, I don't care if it's happening to a black person or a white person.
Starting point is 00:29:16 The majority of people in prison are men. We don't talk about how we need to arrest more women, do we? No, of course not. It's retarded. The problem is the action. The person committing the action doesn't matter. It doesn't matter whether it's a woman, a man, a black person. person, a white person, an Asian, it doesn't make any difference.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I don't care if they're poor or rich. Why would I care about that? The action is bad objectively. And so it should be treated that way. Yeah, women would get less time. They should. Oh, sorry, they do and they shouldn't. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do you have to explain this? The reason why a lot of, so here's the reason why I have to explain it to people. The reason why is because a lot of these people live in a media apparatus that views any sort of application of the justice system through the lens of racial parity, which should not be the, that's not the goal. The application of the justice system is to remove crime. That's its goal. And so, like, that's, that's the reason why. It's because they're thinking about it from a completely different foundation. It's a wrong foundation. every race breaks the law yeah exactly it's the same as like basically if 100% of all crimes were committed by women we wouldn't we wouldn't call them being in jail sexist no no definitely and do you agree that bail and fines target the lower class uh yeah i do uh i do and i don't know like for fines and
Starting point is 00:30:47 stuff like that uh how do you handle fines for a person that's like making more money i think that scaling fines for people that make more money is probably a good idea. Like, for example, if you're speeding and you're a millionaire, I think that you should get a bigger speeding ticket than if you're an average person. Because, again, the goal is about making the behavior not happen. And it's not fair, by the way, that that happens, but it's also not fair that they're speeding. So again, the goal is not about making it fair for the person who's doing the bad action. The goal is making it fair for the people who are doing the good actions and are victims of bad actions.
Starting point is 00:31:29 So that's always like I always think about it from that perspective. But that's just really true. Yeah. And so that's how I think about everything. Is that that that's not possible? Yeah. European countries do it already. And so all you need to do and again, I'll, I'm going to explain it to you guys like really,
Starting point is 00:31:48 really simple, right? Is that all you need to do is figure out. why somebody is doing something, figure out what they're getting out of it, and then figure out how to take that thing away from them, and how to create a counter-incentive that's worse than what they're getting, and then you will make the behavior stop. This is simple psychology. This is how you train a rat.
Starting point is 00:32:11 It's how you train a dog. It's how you train a person. It's how you train a society. It works all the way down. So all you do is you figure that out and you do it right. And so anyway, and we rise, yes, clearly, scaling fines is so unfair. I agree.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I think that it is unfair. And that's why I would do it. As a measure and a show of intent and and deliberateness. It is unfair. And that's the thing. The goal is, for me, it's not about being fair. And it's also like, who's it fair too?
Starting point is 00:32:53 And you think about it. And this is the problem that you have, is that you're thinking about it as like it being fair to the criminal. How is it fair to everybody else on the road that this criminal gets to just pay a fine that's effectively pocket change to them and they can continue doing what they were doing with no consequence? How is it fair to them?
Starting point is 00:33:16 So are we going to think about what's fair to the one person who is actively doing something wrong that they know is wrong? Or are we going to think about what's fair to the hundreds of other people who are trying to do the right thing and are put at risk because of this one person. And what about punch card before jail? Yeah, I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I mean, I think in some cases that that's bull bullshit. The rich are protected. Well, yeah, sure. But, like, I mean, that's why you would make the fine higher. Fines are average for lawbreakers, rich people spending less. Crime is only punished because it hurts the state's income. If crime freed up people from resources,
Starting point is 00:33:49 government would not punish this hard. Yeah, either way, punishment, by definition, isn't fair, which is why they work. Yeah, I think so. But either way, I could go back and forth on this a lot. Eventually, you'll be on the other side. What is this here? A lot of people argue with this.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Everyone messes up. So, like, what do you mean by this? Everybody messes up. You mean, like, I'm going to accidentally spray poison on, like, on bananas? Like, what do you think is going to, what do you mean by this? What does this mean? By that logic, we've all been arrested? Yeah, yeah, I don't understand what you mean by this.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I'll let this person explain it and then I was going to watch one more thing. And yeah, speeding is a safer way to drive. The less time that you're on the road, the less chance that you'll have to get into an accident. I agree. I think they should change. And that's actually a great point. And so like here's the thing, right? It's like if you change the speed limit in school zones from 20 miles an hour to 200 miles an hour, you had to drive 200 miles an hour.
Starting point is 00:34:53 You'd solve two problems. number one, you get rid of dumb kids that can't pay attention and don't look both ways before they cross the road. They're stupid, that's natural selection, right? So that's number one. Number two, because the car isn't going to be in the school zone for a long period of time, then collectively you're going to have less cars and less kids getting hit, right? Because the cars are going to go really fast through the school zone. Right?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Is that the way, that's what makes sense, right? Yes. Okay, good. Perfect. Great. we've got a brilliant mind in chat. I just think there needs to be fairness for criminals. Why?
Starting point is 00:35:31 Also, by the way, do you want to know what's really funny? I think that this is very well known at this point. I've had a lot of friends go to prison. Many of them still have phones, and so they communicate with like friends of ours that are out of prison. There are a number of guys that watch me that are in prison and think I'm great. Yeah. So like, I don't have a problem with this at all.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Yeah, I think I'm great. Yeah, I had somebody tell me that. yesterday that uh that would know uh if you were accused you would want it to be fair well yeah of course i would want a fair trial why would it what what what is this like it what do you mean by yeah of course you'd want to duh sure of course yeah i don't even this is this is this is this is a waste of time to talk about uh this is just a moron chatter is advocating for uh criminals and trying to justify it? No, there's no thinking involved, right? Again, there's no thinking. And, yeah, he probably took the crucifixion part literally. Well, I did say metaphorically right after, right? Or right
Starting point is 00:36:39 before. So yeah, the problem with making it punishment too hard is life is not all about breaking laws. They're printing laws. They're only there that in reality to help the bottom 20% of 20% of people to not fuck up. Well, I don't know. It depends on what it is, right? Where the laws themselves are corrupt? Well, obviously that's bad. But this isn't the example of that. that's not what's happened.

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