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Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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So I did say I would play this game. It just came out earlier today. Gentlemen. Let's get this bitch open. Let's try it out. I have not played this shit at all. I went into the training mode just to make sure that I could, you know, I knew it was happening. So the Battlefield Open Beta has begun.

Are you being sponsored to play this? I am not being sponsored to play this. Although I was given a code. But it's an open beta so anybody can. play so it's not that big of a deal what's the last shooter you play marble rivals all right what okay i'm in i'm in well let's fucking do it let's try it out let's see what happens load outs okay uh assault engineer support or recon i want to be assault and i want my gun to be the sniper that's the sniper right yeah it is okay good equip all right good and then okay okay okay

Alright, let's do it Oh, I look really good now Start Oh no, it's gonna be fine I think I'll probably move this up a little bit Time to kill is insanely fast right now Yeah, for me it's one hit Okay, so I guess I'm at A

So I should go to B right? Okay, deploy Wait, I'm a tank Wait, what? What do you mean? Is that a bad guy? Exit? Oh, alright, I'm getting out, I'm getting out Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold up, hold up. I got it.

I got it. It's okay. That guy sucked. Bro, bro, what? Request revive. Wait, can I get revot? Bro, I think this gun sucks. Bro, Uncle Ruckus, res me.

Uncle Ruckus. They're not resing me. It says, man down. Get me, I'm right here. Get me up. God, bro. Oh! Okay.

Alright, I'm gonna get him now. You should be fine. I've never played this game before, okay? I don't know what the fuck. They literally just put me in the middle of the fucking battle. What? What do you mean I'm dead? What the fuck do you mean I'm dead?

I ain't even see him! Are you kidding me? Suck my fucking dick! Okay, all right, let me go back. I'll get it. No, I'm not worried about it. Watch, watch, watch. We are attacking objective delta.

Why is he not dead? I hit him with the snife. What do you? He did me in the rocket? Is that a bad gun? Okay, alright, how do I change my gun? This isn't going anywhere. How do I change my gun? No, how do I change it? Press load.

Where do I do that? Customize X. I'm not using this. I'm gonna use this. Save and close. Okay, I'm deploying. Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Dude, I...

Wait! That's the first time I did damage? I didn't even know what damage looked like. There's no way. We no longer hold Alpha. Move to attack the last objective. What? Everyone's cheap.

Everyone's cheating? Oh my god. Okay, I... Wait. Okay, let me go over to here. I think I need to... I think it's my gun. I'm pretty sure it's my gun. I'm gonna go to Simi Auto. Okay. No, no, it's my gun. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's fine.

That guy's stream-snopping. He's stream-snaping anyway. It doesn't even matter. There's no way he could have known I'd be there. Okay, that's good. That's good. No, no, no, I'm doing fine. I'd even, I think I'm doing pretty well, actually. What? Where are they? Are you kidding me?

How do they keep getting me? Look at the map? Wait, it tells you where, wait, it tells you where players are, oh my God, I didn't even notice that. Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. I think I've got to change my gun. I'm pretty sure it's my gun.

It's gotta be the gun. Like, I don't know why outside be losing. I don't see anybody. What? Guys, this is not... This isn't going well at all. They see you though? Okay, maybe I should just wait.

Maybe I just wait. right here i wait right here on the rock wait is that actually the play i just just killed so wait is that it well how do i heal is that a heal i think i'm gonna get the sniper so i just stand still and do nothing okay all right see i told you guys we're back in the game now yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna stop the sniper after this again need a depth counter i've died i think like twice It might be three times by now. I don't know. Is that a tank?

Okay, alright, all right, I got a pistol. I gotta go in. I gotta go in. I'm going in right now. Alright, we're gonna get, you're gonna use the sniper again. I didn't realize that was all I had to do. So literally all I have to do is I just, I just stand over there and I shoot them. I'm just gonna go up here with the sniper, I'm just gonna shoot people. They don't even know I'm here.

Why do not die? Is that a bad guy? Yeah, it's a bad guy. I can tell because he's shooting at me. So I just have to wait for him to come out. What? What do you mean I died? Zero kills? No, I killed somebody. What are you talking about? I literally did. Oh. Oh, come on.

Come on. Yeah, my team sucked. My team was. My team was fucking garbage. Stay with your squad? Absolutely. These guys were fucking terrible. Okay, how do I, how do I leave? How do I, these guys were awful. How do I leave the game?

How do I leave the game? Wait, no, that's not it. Next game ready. Okay. It's my, yeah, team fucking sucks, but that's fine. Well, it's like, I can't win a game when I'm the only person that's trying to kill people. Like it was 700 to zero like that's that's not even my fault this my that was my first game ever okay guys I'm gonna use the sniper again

I just wish people would stand still more okay control objectives damn oh this is cool so this is everybody wait why don't I just get this can I get on this when we get a can I got a helicopter Okay, no-mine. Oh, this is kinda badass. Getting the vehicle? It's okay.

Okay. So this is like a capture point or something, right? Enter. Ha ha ha, yeah, bitch. What's up, boys? Alright. What? What do you mean, enemy tank?

No, no, no, no. That's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, he's fine. Where's... Look. Look, that was my first time driving, okay? Like, you can't expect me to be perfect the first time. If you put me in another Humvee, that's never going to happen. That's not even my fault, honestly.

Like, he could have shot them, and they wouldn't have blown them up. Watch, I'm going to come right over this. I'm going to kill everybody. Everybody's about to die. Watch this. I knew I could do it. Okay, all right, let's go. Okay, now I'm starting to understand. Got him, got him, got him, got him. That was me. That was me, I did that.

Where they at? Well, I was kinda cool. Where are they? Where's the bad guys? Is that what I think? Is that what I thought it was? Is that a lens flare? It was? Okay, I'm gonna kill him. I should just, honestly, I should just kill myself. I think I should just kill myself. I do, I should just kill myself. So it's really the only way I can, I can, yeah, I, I, I can go past that.

With a grenade in the game. I was just kidding, I meant with a grenade in real life. Oh, I'm gonna get up to there. I'm gonna get up to the air I'm gonna shoot people watch watch I can't see anybody man what do you mean wait my roof's gone my roof's gone I'm running away oh oh I thought I was dead wait oh I thought I was dead is he dead is he dead right Where the hose at? What do you have to reload?

Our attack on Bravo is under way. I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to, I will become... I'm... He's not gonna kill me. He's not gonna kill me. How did he get me? Is this guy on my side? Oh, oh, wait, hold up.

That was pretty good. Guys, I'm gonna be on. That was pretty good. Like, I'm happy about that. I know you might not think that I should be, but that went pretty well for me, okay? Is he dead? Oh.

Oh, yeah. That's the bad tank. I thought that was a good tank. I didn't know it was the bad tank. How could I know that? It's impossible, you can't tell. Besides looking at them. You can tell by looking at them.

I didn't see it. Why is it say I'm the last squad member alive? That sounds kind of bad. What do we? Do we like suck or something? There's another shitty team, man. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go up there, man. I'm gonna just go up there, man.

That's how it's what we're gonna. You see that? See that? We got us that time. Okay, all right. That's one. That's one kill. That's one kill. One of many. One of 611 more. Yeah. Okay. Okay, never mind. He's dead. Why's he's shooting at me? I see him. Don't worry about it. Where are they? Where'd they go? I'll go this one. Move in. Is that a... East. Which one is that?

I see it. What do you mean? It didn't kill him. Why is everybody... wait, are these guys dead? Last squad member alive. Nice! Okay, all right. That's... You know what? Wait, oh, he got me back up!

Wait, wait, wait, is this what Teamwork looks like? Oh my god. Holy shit. Wait, alright, alright, now I have to pay it. Oh, whoa, wait. I didn't know that. I didn't know who's going for me like that, man. Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna do this again.

Why don't I just get in the tank? Shouldn't I just get in a tank? Can I shoot him out of here? That's just, that's the same, that's actually the same, that's the same, it's literally the same guy, it's literally the same fucking guy, bro, like, it's actually the same guy. I just went right back to the same bomb. quite what I mean oh wait where are they get that camper I'm the camper I don't think I should do that right like that's that's that doesn't help me does it

shoot a clip because like is there a universe where I can snipe somebody out of that at a fighter jet probably not right I don't know why I don't just shoot them in the head pretty big mistake there like I did I did I did I I gotta start shooting in the head, man. It's just, yeah, I keep shooting them in, like, the shoulder. That's bullshit. That's absolute fucking, that's fucking bullshit. Like, I, there's no, is there no DMRs in this?

There is, but you have to unlock them. I looked it up yesterday. Whenever I did the training range just to see, like, okay, like, how does the game? And yeah, you can get a DMRs. But you have to get like a certain rank in order to unlock it. Okay, I'm gonna start I'm gonna get back to shooting people now, okay? We had a few bad runs, but now we're gonna change things things are gonna get better now I'm about to become a war ward right now. I'm just gonna ignore that and pretend like that didn't even happen

He was walking off. Oh. I'm bleeding out. Can you get me? Can you get me? Take cover? I didn't know what I was doing. I'm gonna get him right now.

It's okay. We are attacking objective, El-Tock. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Bro.

What? Why? Why couldn't I shoot him? I'm gonna run in. I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm running in. Where they at? That's what I thought. That was me right there boys. I got where? What I'm on the floor? Dude, this guy fat beard is really good. He read me last three times. Okay, I changed gun. You guys think I should change my gun? Yeah? Okay. All right.

Alright, I will. I will. I'm gonna change my gun after this. I'm actually just gonna let me just go over there I think that I need to change my gun and change my gun. Maybe not. Maybe not. I need to change my gun bro. I fucking suck bro. Like I'm so bad. Actually I'm gonna go no I'm gonna go again. I'm gonna go again. I'm gonna go again see all I need to I just need to get good. That's the problem is like there's actually not like I don't need to like I don't need to switch gun I need to I just make my shots that's all I need to do I just hit my shots like

if I if I shoot if I hit every it see like if I had killed him that would have been crazy right so that's all I need to do is I just I just do that okay I got to take this guy out oh I'll get him I got him I'm gonna blow him up right here He can't see me, he can't see me, he doesn't know where I am. Okay, that was really good. Yeah, see it's dead now. I knew it. Where are they?

I just wish people wouldn't move around as much. That's the problem with this game. People are moving around too much. They stand still. Where are they? Oh, I can get up on the rocks. Oh shit! Wait a minute, wait, oh, oh we get it.

Oh, it's over for them. I hit him. What's this? No, he's gonna shoot me. I baited him. As soon as he comes back up, I get him. Charlie is now under our control. Move to attack the marked objective.

I don't know. Wait, wait, okay. That was easy. That was really easy. Wait. Wait, am I? Where's my tank? Hello? Hey. Hello?

Hit three? I feel like I did pretty well there. Honestly, like I didn't even know that could happen. No, there's not. Yeah, there is. I see. Where is he? I got him for 68. Wait. Wait, am I? I'm trying to figure this out. I'm trying to figure out if they should. I'll get their ass. Oh, I killed that guy. Captain Bruce. Walking. Walking what? fire. Oh. I feel like I'm doing pretty good now. Things are improving a lot. I might change my gun soon. Dude, how? How do I miss that? That was my fault. I'm gonna be honest. Like, that's, that's actually like, that one was totally my fault. Did that? Did I, did I do that? Yeah, that'll do it. I didn't know that would happen.

Holy shit bullet drop I just don't know how it works. Okay, let's go. Bullet go down. Oh There's nobody here. Where are they? Jesus, man. I'm getting fucked. Oh, I'm getting reds. Wait, I can get reds. I got it. Come on, move in, move in. Guys, I think I should change my gun.

I'm just too slow bro. Like, this game's too fast. I'm gonna change it to like I might just do a normal gun I'm gonna try I'm gonna do normal gun I'm a normal gun right now All right time to change things I'm gonna I'm gonna turn things around right now

Turn things around right now Turn around turn around Turn around All right this time I'm gonna turn around No I'm about turn things About turn things around right now Don't worry about Watch

watch Did I get him? I must have got him right Dude, I- How are they killing my fucking tank? How are they killing my fucking tank, man? That's my fucking tank. Okay, all right, all right. All right.

I'm John Battlefield. Never fine. Alright, we're gonna win this next game. Yeah. We're gonna win this next game for sure. That was my career best. I literally just had my career best. That was the best game I've ever had.

I'm actually ranked two, and I unlock that gun. I don't know what that is. I want the DMR. You get the DMR in the next round, right? Like, I think it's like, it said it was like level three. Try a different class on a different gun. What? Try your own loadout.

Assault engineer. No, I think I should, I think I should just assault. Be a pilot. Wait, can I be a pilot? Alright, alright, I'm gonna drive this, I'm my, I'm my drive. Let's go, let's go, boys. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. What are you?

We ball, we ball. Wait, he just get out, why are they getting out? Why are they? Why will, no, get back in, guys. Dude, I... I... Guys, get in. Get in.

Get in. You have to get in, you have to get in my car. Okay, let's go. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, uh, how do I get out? Get out? Fuck! Fuck! My gun or bail on me? Yeah, he's a bitch. Watch him, I kill this guy right now. Watch.

Watch, watch me do what I do. I'm gonna open this door. I'll come right around from here. Oh, I need to get a heel. It's okay. It's okay. I'm good. I'm John Battlefield. Let's go. See? I told you. I have to have to run and gun. Be a five. The enemy is controlling the fight. Stay strong. I'm just running gun. So easy. See I killed him. I knew I could do it. That's such bullshit, bro. Like that's actually, that's probably lag on a That's probably lag. Yep. That's just how it goes. That's how it goes, guys.

Sometimes, you know, game just doesn't play the way it's supposed to. It's not a big deal. Is this, uh... I gotta go in. I gotta go in. Yeah, it was. It was, by the one. Is it tank? I'm gonna get this guy. I jumped over it.

Okay. No, no, it's fine. Use your gadgets? I did. That's my heel. My heels, my gadget. That was not... Okay, that was not... Okay, actually really wasn't very good. I'm gonna go over to this guy.

I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill this guy right now. Dude, are you kidding me? How? Go ahead. We've begun our marked objective. We've begun our insult on Echo. I'm going in.

I'm going in. I see him. I see him. He's in here. How did you know that I would be there? Oh my God. Press 3? What's 3? Oh, we're surrounded.

Fine, that's fine, it's fine. Sometimes tanks. I think I should just use a sniper again, guys. Honestly, I really feel like I should just use, I should just use a sniper again. Like, this is bad, this is really, really, really bad, guys. This is super bad. Oh.

Use the shotgun? No. No, I need to learn. I need to learn how to be. be good. That's the problem is that I'm not good. If I was good, I wouldn't be having these problems. I just need to get better

at the game and play better over time. That's something that will just take time. You see, like, when they don't know where I am, I can kill them if they don't know where I am. I'm going to kill that sniper. How? Dude, I... Okay, okay, that was...

Okay, all right, all right, we're going to use the sniper again. We're going to use the sniper again. I I'm feeling confident about sniper again Yep 100% feeling super confident about this I don't know what I'm doing okay Yep no no no I'm about to I'm about to win Watch is that a bad gun Okay, when I learn what I'm doing

I'm gonna kill everybody not right now but like Okay. I will improve. I will become a warlord. How, how, how? Is this a joke? What? How? Shit! How's that of ammo? Dick sucker down. Dick sucker down. That's how it's done right there. What?

Oh, get the fuck out of here. the fuck out of here are you kidding me go just just just go okay I'm gonna get up on the top here I'm gonna kill everybody oh I can't where are they where are they go I'm actually impressed with myself I didn't die there that was pretty good see I did that how how how it doesn't make sense aim higher what am I shooting a potato I have to aim higher I have to aim higher I don't even know why I'm hitting. I'm gonna kill somebody here. I gotta move.

Utilized Delta. Four objectives. Let's hold it. It's just... What do you want me to do? Like, what do you want me to do about that? Like, there's nothing I could have done. I couldn't have done anything. Just stop that. Dude, I...

Okay. All right, I think I kind of get an idea. No? Okay, 91. All right, I'm starting to understand. Okay. That was too low. Okay, got it. Okay, now I understand. That's such bullshit, bro. How could he be there? How could he be there? Like, you're camping? No, I'm not. I'm just playing the game. What am I supposed to do? I don't see anybody. There's no sniper. Where are they? Is that a bad guy?

Yeah, he's shooting at me. Oh my god! How is this happening to me? Glint has to be nerfed? I don't know. You're not camping enough? No, it's okay. I don't see anybody.

Oh. He did. Damn, but you gotta be locked in to play this game. Oh, that's, that guy's on my side. Shut up. What the fuck was that? Oh. Oh.

I see now. Look at your map, bro. I don't, I, like, this is a, like they just threw me into the game, man. They threw me into the game. I don't even know how to play it. It's not for me to kill everybody. Watch this. I'm going to kill this guy after this. I'm going to get him. Right here.

Right here. Who's dead? This is. This is a cat. Where are they? I... It's okay. I'm going to get in here. Okay, we got to move in. We got to move in. Let's go. All right. We're going to make a big push. Big push right now, boys. Huge push.

I'm going to come right in here. I'm going to shoot him. I'm going to get in that house. I'm going to shoot him. Got him. I think, I think they're dead, right? Oh, fuck, man. He's up hot, I didn't know he could be there. I had no idea. Objective Delta is under our control. I guess I should just get up on the rocks, man. Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm, dude, I'm just gonna get up on the rocks.

Move to attack the marked objective. Okay, I did. Fuck the rocks, bro. I can't figure this shit out. Oh, about this, about this. Okay, here we go. Okay, I can't. Jesus Christ. This is bad. So you versus a bunch of teenagers?

Yeah, I'm... I'm slow. I'm real slow. Am I good? Am I good? Can I get a res? Probably not, right? You scoutcaster or sniper?

Yeah, I don't know how that works. I think I use this oh this game's hard man that was a good one I got lucky dude oh my god how did he get me right there easier of the squad you're treating it like marvel rivals take your time well I don't know if I should take my time or no oh I'm right so this means I use the DMR right I don't know how I'm missing. Sniping requires patience. No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't. You just have to aim. That's such bullshit. How could he even be there? Aim a little bit higher? Yeah, I just, I don't know how the bullet drop works. And I haven't played long enough to understand it yet. Why not?

Jesus Christ, bro. This game is so fast. You can see the ball. What? Yeah, I guess so. Did you give me a code? I think you just watched the stream for a while and then you get the code. Okay. All right, let's see if we can do it. Here we go. I see him. I see him. Oh, don't forgets his Euro your scope. Did a deal with Saba? I don't know how it works. Safe food or whatever. I have no idea. This back can kill this car. You guys should just practice here. Okay, all right. 56. I just...

Oh, that was a bad guy. I thought it was a good guy. It wasn't. 97 left? Oh yeah, yeah, we're turning it around. You can change scope distance? Wait, what? How? B? B doesn't do anything. Oh. Oh.

Do you're attacking Charlie? Does that even do anything? Oh, I'm gonna go get this guy. I'll resin. It's fine. Oh no, no, no. I'm gonna get him, by the way. I know I haven't gotten him yet, but I'm about to.

I'm fixing to get him right in just a minute here. Move to attack the marked objective. Watch. Whoa! Whoa! I'm trying to, I'm trying to get them. Dude, I don't see these guys at all. Hacker broke up.

True. See, that's what I need to do all the time. Oh, I won the game! Oh, wow! How did I do? Okay, I got 13 kills. I got 13 kills. I feel like that's good, right? Scoreboard.

Wait, where am I? Oh, I'm 26. Not bad. I mean, that's not so bad. Like, it could be worse. So do I get a new gun now? gun now? Change your class to the last one for the sniper rifle?

Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, I might have to restart the game. The shit looks like it's cooked. The loading thing, is it working? Sniperscope 200 meters? Well, I don't know. Restart game?

Okay, okay, I'm going to restart. Alt-F-4. Try it again. Still pressing B. It's the offset of the barrel? Yeah, I don't know how, like, I mean, so, so far, like, the one thing this game really reminded me

that I haven't played FPS for a long time. Like, I'm very, I'm very slow I'm just I'm slow slow slow and that's my weakness right

is I just I have like slow reaction speed like I can't think fast at all that's my biggest weakness as a player is that I can plan something out ahead of time but like uh in in like fucking we all sit down at 35 no I was just I'm very I'm just like uh

I it's just fast games just fast is that happens you get older honestly like I've always been like that um okay so do I have a new gun now let me see how this works okay so load out okay I do I'm gonna use this DMR yeah yeah yeah yeah we're gonna use this okay all right I've already I learned how to play I've already mastered a weapon let's go no it's gonna be easy no trust me trust me trust It's gonna be fine.

Change the scope. I can do that. Oh. Okay. This one's broken too, right? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna just try and do it again. The bugged out again?

Yeah, no, it's okay. You gotta restart. I know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna do what I need to do, and I'm gonna do it the right way. So don't worry about it. Everything's fine. This is just the way it goes.

I think that so far, like I'm not really embarrassed about my progress, like my skill level. I feel like I'm not as bad as I thought I would be. Like, I used to actually be pretty good at PubG. But the thing is that I'm not used to, I'm not used to thinking fast. Like, if a game makes you think fast,

I can't do it. I can't do it. That's it. 10 times to me? No, it's okay. PubG is a different game. Yeah, yeah. It, I, I've, I've been realizing that.

Yeah, I've been realizing that a lot. Okay, loadouts. Okay. Okay, now, all right, all right, all right, here we go. Don't start flashing. No, it's flashing. Oh my God, how's this happening to me? It's going to fix itself.

No, no, it's about to fix itself. More memorization and trigger reflex? I don't have, I don't have good reaction time. Like, my reaction time is below average. Like, I would say that my reaction time is probably, like, like fucking like really really low but not low as in good but low as in bad

500 ping brain yeah servers has the player numbers try another game mode I don't know I'll try another one reaction slows when you get old well no I just the problem is that people want me to do stuff sometimes and I just can't I can't like I'm just such a slow thinker it's just hard okay well how does it go up by

3,000 that's crazy What is this? Oh my God. Battle feels hard, yeah. Just wait, that's okay. I'm a good soul's like. I'm okay. But again, like anything that happens that I can't predict, I lose.

I'm good at predicting. I'm bad at reacting. Modifying. Customize. Scope. Okay, so Iron Sites looks like that's bad. That's a 4X. Ooh, I need that.

Okay, um... So I can't really use anything else here, right? Its capacity for improved weapon handle? Okay, so this is kind of like in a fucking call of duty. Okay, I'm going to try and do conquest again. All right, let's go. Here we go. It's going to work this time.

I can feel it. I can tell it to. I already know it's going to work. See? I told you. Okay. Was this like Afghanistan or something? Uh, we fucking thank in your area.

Uh, okay, let's go this way. What? What? I don't know what happened. I'm not gonna worry about that. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna, I'm gonna let this. Here we go, here we go. This is a fucking head. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. I knew that would happen. I knew that would happen. I died there on purpose. I feel like I just picked the worst map for this gun. What are these pussies waiting for? We just go in. I have to be a battle master. I think I might need to switch my gun, man. This is like this is such a bad gun for this area. I'm gonna go to here. I'm gonna go to here. Is he dead? Come on. How the fuck was he? How the fuck was he? How the the fuck did he know to be there? Where they at? I got him, I got him. Watch, watch, watch, watch. A comrade in through here? Oh, a bad gun?

Wait, did I just kill somebody? That's, no, oh. Okay, okay, so now I've got my gun. I've got my gun, I know what I'm doing. There are three of them? All right, all right, all right, now I win. So anyway, I start blasting, but I am blasting. That's what's happening. That's literally what's happening right now. I got to restart. I died. I died again. I got run over. How am I supposed to know he would be there? They're so fast, man. They're so fast. I barely even registered. I was in the game.

What? Maybe it's over here. Wait, I killed somebody. I knew I could do it. Oh, come on, man. They're so fast, dude. They're so fast. Do you think they'll change the time to kill before release? I don't know. I'm like the, like, you know how you have a gold standard?

I'm like the brown standard for that. Like you have Apex Legends and I still am like, oh man, that happened too fast for me. I'm gonna kill this go. I'm gonna kill them after this. Okay. Shoot them? No, it's okay. It's not even fast. Try, Todd, that's fast. My brain is slow.

Okay, let's do it. Oh, that was really good. Let's go. I mean, I feel like, all right, give me up. Give me up, guys, give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up.

Guys, give me up. Guys, he's right here. Just give me up. See, I knew I knew they give me up. That's called Teamwork, boys. That's called Team Mark. I'll get you. That's what you get for being a hero.

Where are they? Where are they go? Is that a bad guy? No, he's dead. These trees, man, they get rid of these trees. Got them. That's actually my fault. I hit the wrong button.

Can you get me? Can you get me? Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up.

Just real quick. Just give me up. Bro, give me up. You want to get you. Yes, I know. Exactly. You need you have to give me up. Okay, let's go.

Let's go. Do that. Uh, give me up, give me up. I need a res. I need a res. There's a guy up here. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up.

Give me up. I need, I need a res. I need a rest. See? How we're under attack? Get me up. Get me up. Get me up.

Get me up. Get me up. It's okay. Where are they? All right, we're gonna move in. We're moving in right now. I feel like I found my gun. This is the best game I ever had.

It's not really saying a lot, but it is still technically the best game for out. Dude, I- Behind? My ears, like my brain doesn't have surround sound. I'm just gonna get, I'm just... That's right, that's right. That's right, here, give me up again. Give me up again.

Are we winning? I think we're, no, we're not. Okay, all right, that, yeah. Wow, we're losing big time. It's over here. Oh wow. That guy got dicked. Oh shit!

I think maybe I need to change my gun. I think the gun's the problem. I'm gonna change it. I'm gonna change the gun. I'm gonna use the sniper. I'm gonna use the sniper. I'm gonna use the sniper right now. Maybe I should do that too.

Where's it? Where's a sniper? Okay, I use this. No, no, no, no. This is what I need. That's why I need. I need to use this. Trust me, trust me, trust me.

I know you might think it won't work. It's gonna work. See? He's dead. That was me. I didn't have to fire a shotgun dog. All right, that was not, that was not the way it was supposed to go. That was not the way it was supposed to go at all. That's a tank?

I didn't know, I didn't know there was going to be a tank there. How can I know that? Where, where are they? I think I should switch this sniper. I don't think a sniper is the play. I don't think I could use this. Oh my God. It's not, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, let's switch guns again.

Let's switch guns again. That's the problem. The problem is the gun. It's the gun. the gun. This is the gun. It's not me. See? We just gotta be fast. Attention. Alpha has been captured by hostiles. All right. So, okay, here's what we do. Here's what we do. All right, that was pretty good. How did I do? How, uh, how'd I do? 25. Look at that. 25. That's only the beginning. I'm top 25. I'm top 25, guys.

I don't know how like... Bro, this guy... How did this guy get 38 and syrup? Bro, who is this guy? He's cheating! This is bullshit! It's the tank guy? You can do that?

Fuck. I'm gonna just get in a tank. Yeah. Um... I'm gonna say, yeah, I was getting a tank. What, is it matchmate? Why are we stuck? Okay, we're ready. Okay, so if it's another urban game,

I'm gonna use the AR. And if it's not, I'm gonna use the AR. use DMR again. All right, I'm going to try and get in a tank as fast as I can. Wait, oh, oh, okay, okay. Actually, no, no, no, no. Let me, right now, I'm going to go and try to get in the, actually, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to use the DMR, but then I'm also, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, assault, of course. I'll use this. Okay, give me. All right, there's the tank. There's a tank. There's a tank. I'm going to get the tank. I can't move it.

moving the tank I'm not in the tank is somebody else in the tank does somebody else shoot things okay it's fine see the other guys already died once we're ahead we're already winning what was that speed tech uh that it was a bug actually uh I couldn't move my character at all okay let's do this I might get up on top of this one, I'll shoot everybody. I'm just going to shoot everybody. Where are they? Where are there? We need a tax support on the marked objective.

Objective Delta has been secured by hostiles. There's nobody in here. Oh, there's one. I'm going to get them. I'm going to get them. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think this shot's on the... Well, how am I missing? I don't know how I'm missing.

Okay, let's go. We gotta move in. You have to lead them? Yeah, but how much? I don't think I have to lead hardly at all. That's such bullshit, bro. That's actual bullshit. Yeah, yeah, like actually, like, there's not a lot of leading to do at all. See? Just the way it goes. Can't win them all. Is that guy dead?

Shit. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. How did you know I was there? How did they always know where I'm going to be? I'm like Cod, battlefield doesn't have skill-based matchmaking? Is that true?

I bet I bet it's probably going to add it in. Like there's a reason why every game has skill-based matchmaking. Like, I mean, I'm just being realistic, right? Almost like a camera on you? No, no, I'm just saying like, hold up, hold on. Hold on. I'm about to pop off. I'm gonna pop off.

See, see, see, I just, okay, okay, so I just need to, I, that's the thing. I need to not think. So, I don't know if this makes sense to you guys, but like my non, thinking reflexes are super fast. My thinking reflexes are super slow. So if I play a game out, okay, oh right, that's a tank. Yeah, like I, because I, like, if I have to think about something, I fail. It's legit, yeah. Like if I, if something happens, I have to instantly react. I don't, I don't have time to think about it. I'll probably do well. Who is that guy, man? He's not going to get me. He won't kill me. I knew it. Shit.

Okay. Our troops have secured Echo. Okay. It's these tanks, man. How do these tanks keep getting them? Okay. All right, we're still doing pretty well. I think we're winning, right? We're losing.

We are absolutely losing. Objective mark. Support the attack. I can go over there. Objective Charlie. Objective echo is under attack. Oh. It's so fast, man.

Hmm. Okay. Let's do it. Wait, there's a dot that just tells you where the enemies are? Is that true? Well, that makes it way easier. Oh. Well, fuck. I... I didn't even know that.

Oh. Get me up! Get me up! Get me up! Get me up, man. Get me up. Just get me up. Quick, quick, I'm gonna die. I'm about to-

I'm gonna- Where are they? Oh, right. Okay, so, alright, all right, all right, now I know. Okay, so there's a radar that tells you where the players are. Holy fuck. Okay. Wait, is this me?

Fuck! Fuck. Dude, this is not like call of duty, man. I could run people. See, I tried, I try to do this, dude. I try to do that. This shit makes it way easier. Can I be an airplane? Yes. How do I become an airplane? Oh, that's a tank. Okay, so I don't attack tanks.

Kill myself. I do. I feel like, I feel like that's the only option at this point. It's just to be smart. Why are they always hiding, man? I am the battlemaster. Come into my domain. He's gonna come into my domain. I'm about to die. I have to wait. Pretty easy. I'd use my pistol.

I'll take him out right now. What's up? Do it, see what happens. That was pretty good. No, no, this radar shit is crazy. So I don't even need to do anything. It just tells me where they are. Holy fuck, this is changing my life. Got him. God, that was me. That was me.

What? No. I thought that guy was on my team. He wasn't. He was on the other team. Who's on the other team? Okay, give me a minute. He just pulled some Mormon these shit on me. That was bad. I'm like I'm gonna kill, I'm about to kill right here. Never mind.

Never mind, guys, never mind. I'm not about to kill anybody. I'm not running, I'm running in, I'm running in, always running. Instantly running at all times. So there's somebody here, right? Our attack on English in progress. Jetive Delta is under control. Not so bad, I kill both of them.

Nice. And I did that with the radar because it tells me where the guys are. That's crazy. I'm the best. I still kill them. I don't even... Boy, fuck! Okay, so I watched the radar.

I think this gun would be better if it didn't have recoil. It recoils the problem with this gun, man. If it wasn't for the recoil, I'd be hitting on my shots. Like that, see? What? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Shoot slower?

No. Shoot slower? No. I want to be an airplane pretty soon. Wait, are we losing? Oh wow, we're super losing. See that? That's how a battlemaster plays the game.

Well, I thought it said over there. I see, I see, I see. What do you mean? Why do I shoot? Why are they shooting? I should just, I should just eat my own dick, bro. I should just, I should just eat my own dick. I really should like I think that's the only option right now

true yeah I'm just saying just being honest right now I'm missing I've literally the whole the whole lobby is trying to kill me right now I'm gonna kill this guy it's only the beginning I feel like I feel like it's that fucking looting too I feel like in pulp fiction you know where they shot the fucking outline I can't. That's just the way my brain works. I didn't think he would do that. I didn't think he would do that, bro. I feel like I'm doing way better though.

This game, I feel like the reason why we're losing so much is probably my team. My team doesn't know what they're doing. Cap, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm about to pop off. So I look at the radar and there should be a radar over there. No! Oh, I got him. I feel like I'm doing pretty well. I feel like I'm doing pretty well. This is great.

How the fuck did he know I was there? How did he know I was there? The radar. That must be it. So it was the radar because he knew where I was because I knew where that guy was. Okay. No, it's okay. Now, now I go on the attack.

I don't give a fuck. I see him. See, I shot. I shot on my five times. I mean, not really, right? I mean, I actually didn't hit him at all. But like, well, I almost killed his ass. Is that guy's name Maga Cracker?

Okay, all right, all right, all right. Where was I at now? 22. I don't have to scroll down. I did not have to scroll down this time. I'm getting better. This is my best, that's the best game I've ever had. Top 22.

That's right. Continue. Let's go. Yeah, so we're getting better. Your switch dropped bug? I don't think so. I think you just fucking, uh, you just have to. Okay, okay, so this is, all right.

So I'm going to use the assault rifle. Am I ready? Okay, yeah. Thoughts so far, uh, the game's good. Uh, it's a good game. Like, uh, I, I mean, top 20 game incoming. Yeah, this is gonna be me. Oh, we just got the drop?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know exactly what I should do here. I don't know where anybody is. I want to go in. Going in right now. Big dig. That's just the way it goes. But I'm going to be honest.

Like that's literally just the way it goes. Like that was like four people. I don't even feel bad about that. I killed somebody. Hey, I killed somebody. Did I get way I got triple kill? No, I didn't. No, there was just three guys that killed me.

The triple kill, you mean by triple kill is three people killed me at the same time. I did not even know that. I did not even know that, man. Like, they'll revive you two? No, no, no. Okay, let's do this. I feel like this tank is really useful. I just wish I was the tank.

I don't know what. Okay, you should be coming right on here, right? How? How did he know? that I was there. Oh my God. I was so close too. Yeah, same as them.

Well, I just, I thought I had it, man. I really did. I'm actually surprised I didn't kill him. I think he was one hit though. Okay, there's a guy over here. I want to kill him. Yeah, hey guys, make sure to type exclamation point progress.

That doesn't do anything. Yeah, it doesn't do anything. Yep. Go after this guy. Okay, we can isolate an enemy vehicle in your area. I'm not going in right now. Where are they? That was me.

That was me, I did that. When you get close to someone, you don't have to aim? Don't worry, I haven't been. No, please, no, please don't, please don't. Okay, I'm gonna kill these guys. Did I just get fucking... Did I just get fucking dude? Did I just fucking get...

Okay, how do I get in a tank? I wanna be the tank. Okay, this isn't going anywhere. Look around. Okay, let's go. I feel like I kind of popped off there, I'm gonna be honest. Right here. How do he know that how?

Sorry, don't spam? No, no, no, I don't need, like honestly, I just need practice. Like that's what I really need more than anything. Like, I think honestly, like, you know, obviously I'm not, uh, is that dude, that gun is good. That SMG, maybe I should use that SMG. Hey, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try. I haven't used that before. SMG. Okay, let's do it.

I'm gonna see what happens fucking garbage this guy I think this gun sucks man this gun is such a piece of fucking are you kidding my oh my god

this gun it's so bad it's actually so bad our troops are attacking Bravo offenses how do they know where I am wait I can just camp oh so I can just sit there

and just wait. The kill feels delayed? No, it's fine. I'm gonna get it back. I'm gonna get it back right now. Watch me get it back. Watch me get it back. That's how I get it back right there.

See that? That guy sucked. It's like me. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? It is what it is. I almost killed the tank. See, I would have killed the tank too, honestly.

Popped off, that's what you're gonna lose. I'm pretty sure we're gonna lose, guys. I should just kill myself, bro. I honestly, I just, fuck! Dicks sucker, dick sucker. I wasn't ready. Am I dead now? It's okay.

I got an SMG attachment. That's bullshit, man. Oh, it's the tank. The tank killed me. I would, like, I would have killed him one to do one. I want to kill him 100%. Let's go this way. I knew it was a mistake.

I knew it was a mistake. I knew I shouldn't have done it. I knew I shouldn't have done that. Like, I saw them on the map, and I said, there's no way they can kill me that fast. And they killed me, and it was that fast. Like, I did not think that was going to happen. Like, I... What do you mean I died?

Behind me? How the fuck did he get behind me? That was... Oh. That was my team, bro. I'm gonna'n't that. Why can they do that?

See, that's where I need... That's where my team needs to be. That was my team, bro. I'm gonna worry about that. I'm gonna get this base back right now. I'm gonna get this base back right now. That's my fault. That was my fault. That was my fault. That was my fault.

Press Q. I don't know what Q does. I'm pressing it. Nothing happens. Okay, I'm starting. All right, all right, all right, all right. I know what I did wrong there. Q marks, enemies. Oh, really? Oh. Okay, let's go around to it. We're really, uh... Okay, let's go. What? Okay, guys an idiot. I got lucky. I got really lucky there.

That was close. Okay, all right, that doesn't even matter. Does not even matter. Yep, does not even matter. Okay, let's go. That was a really good round. Oh, I thought that was... I thought that was my guy.

Yeah, I thought that was... I didn't know that was their guy. I didn't know that was there guys. 14, I did 14. It's pretty good. Blue is yours? Yeah, the blue team is my team. It's the team that's losing.

It's like super losing. Like, we're losing by a lot. Now we're losing by even more. That's great. Awesome. That's just what I wanted to have happen. Yep. Pug-

Okay, all right, we're going to go over here. We now control more objectives. Defend all right. I did a little bit, I did a little bit of, I got him a little bit. How did he know? I'm getting fucked, man. No shit. This SMG isn't very good at anything more than like super short range.

Which I mean I think is like that's kind of the way it's supposed to work, but like damn. It really do be like that though. It really do be like that. Watch I might kill this guy right now. Where is he? Where do you go? Where do you go? I found him. I found him. I found him. Yeah, I found him. I found him.

He was behind me. That's where they usually are. I've noticed that a lot. They sure seem to be behind me a lot. You can check progress here. I have no idea. I don't know how it works at all. I'm just trying to play the game. I should have a game. Give them a fuck.

We everything possible, it's like 30 minutes. Oh, oh, this bad team, bad team, awful team. Literal dog shit team. All right, all right, where was I at? Gentlemen, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. My next game, I'm about to go crazy. Like, I'm literally like, I'm actually about, I actually went positive this time.

I went 20 kills, 19 deaths. Top 20. That's right. A big assist and I got 11 assist that's true Yeah I actually helped my team Like I was I was a net positive for my team So engineer what's an engineer? Damage enemy assets

Gadget one is an RPG What the fuck? What's recon? Oh should I play recon? Wait I can I can map hack with recon wait what? Wait what? Huh, okay well I want to getting a tank right how do I move I don't know how this works where are they I got his ass wait I war thunder them I holy shit wait what how could that happen I thought I had the tank paper tank

watch this I'm gonna kill them right now how do How is this happening to me? I can't see it. I lost to a pistol? No, I didn't. That was me, I got him. I used the DMR again. I'll shoot the, I'll hit them eventually.

Not now, but eventually. All right, we're changing our gun. We're changing our gun. We're gonna, we're gonna use the DMR again. Okay, it's time to win. I don't think I should use this gun, man. This gun sucks. Like, how do I miss every shot?

Come on, man. Shut up. Jesus, that is fast. Holy shit, man. God damn. I ain't getting that tank again. Yeah, oh, I can't win them all, right? Give me in, give me up, give me up, give me, okay, he's dead.

Okay. I just run in, they can't shoot us off, they can't shoot us all. I thought they'd have to reload. Okay, we're gonna change our gun again. Wait, oh, I got a new gun. Okay. I'm gonna try the new gun. Man.

Man. That did not go the way I wanted to. I'll tell you that. This is just, bro. This is not. Things are getting bad, bro. This is not good. Farming the gravers.

I'm doing what I need to do, all right? See, I killed somebody. That was me. That was me, I did that. I'm just, I'm too slow, bro. I'm just too slow. Can you shoot at least once? Uh, I did.

How did he? That's so dumb, bro. See, I killed somebody though, right? I did. Shit! Attention. We need attack support on the marked objective. Okay.

Let's go over here. What? Objective delta is under control. I think I'm playing the game. I'm playing the game. Here we go. I think I'm doing it, right? Okay, that was good. That was it, that was the map. That was the map. That was the map. The map told me that.

I'm just, I'm going the opposite direction. I don't care. I'm going, I'm running away. I'm going. Go. I'm going. Fuck! Fuck. Jesus. Jesus, I'm just getting fucked, man. Res people?

I don't know how. I don't think I should be doing that. Dude, I can... Oh my god, this shit is so fast. I didn't even know I was taking damage. I... I don't know what I was... I... Yeah.

Yeah, and I... I don't know what I could have done there. It was just not... It just was not a good call. good call. This is a bad, it was a bad decision to run at that tank. Oh, tank goes bur? Yeah. We're getting fucked, guys. This is bad. This is really bad. Jesus, this is so fast. Oh my God. I think I killed somebody. Guys, guys, we're back in the game. Okay, here we go. It's just, that's the way it goes. That's just the way it go. That's the way it is. It's not even my fault. It's just what happens.

Okay, let's go over here. Yeah. I didn't know that was gonna... Fuck, man. Fuck. Okay. Alright, all right, all right, all right. Let me go again.

It's fine. It's fine. Res me, res me, res me, res me, res me, res me, res me, res me, res me, res me. I need a... Rez me, res me, res me, I need a res. I need a fucking medic. I... Okay, it's over.

They're everywhere, I know. Oh, am I? I think I'm this thing. Oh wow that was really good. Guys, this is what I need to do. See, this is, this is my, okay, I can't kill him. Okay, let's go. They're not, and they just do that. Okay. Okay, great. Oh, great. That's just what I wanted to have happened. I literally just spawned in and died. I didn't even have a chance, man. I just got a boarding. I didn't even die. I got a boarded.

I got my killed this dude in here. I'm gonna go in. I'm gonna go in. Go CS. What? What? Okay. Let's go.

I swear I got if I got shot in the back right now. Where are they? Where are they? Wait, we're winning. Wait, we're actually gonna win this game. It is what it is. It is it, listen guys, it is what it is like that's just the way it goes. I should have thrown a grenade in there right? Like that that was the that was the right decision and I'm the decision I made was the wrong one right? Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go in going in going in. Let's kill these hose. Let's go.

Let's go. Get out of here bitch. Okay. Go around. Dick sucker. Dick sucker. Fuck. We're gonna win this game. We're gonna win. This is where I win. That's a tank. That's a tank. That's a tank. I do want a tank. I'm gonna just go in. I'm gonna just go in, bro. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna. I'm not. I didn't see him. I can not even see him, man. I cannot even see him. Where was he? He was in the shadows. I gotta hide. Oh, I killed two people. Holy shit, and I'm getting revived? I'm flanking, I'm flanking.

100% focus. 300% focus. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. That's what happens. That's what happens. So maybe I shouldn't run in all the time. I feel like when I do that I die a lot. Attention, got it, got it. Alright, alright, no way, no way. Come on, please.

Number 11. I'm number fucking 11. That's right. That's right. I knew it. Easiest game of my life. God damn. Alright, I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a break. We have fun. We had a lot of fun. That's a good game. Not so bad, yeah, make sure it fall to string. I'll probably play more with this tomorrow. I haven't decided, and I'm not sure.

But I'm feeling like maybe we might do a little bit more of it. It's been actually a good game. It's a better game than what I thought it was gonna be. Or will I put the menu? Um, Yeah. I think we're improving. So we're just going to keep it up. Did you try a shotgun? Did I try shotgun? No, I didn't.

Every game made progress, I feel like. I think I did too. I really do. I feel like I made some progress. I think I did pretty well. I think that the main thing that I need to do is just kind of learn what I need to do. Yeah, and just play better. Yeah, I mean, I think that we did all right. And we'll get better. they're forcing you to enable secure boot though that's not good in my opinion it doesn't matter i mean like people like why are you mad at them for doing that but not for fucking riot for having the anti-cheat like i just don't understand that like i don't understand how like that's bad

but um you sponsored no no sponsor nothing yeah like i mean because like i mean that's literally a a Chinese own company with an anti-cheat that has kernel level access. Like, so, like, I mean, I don't really give a fuck, right? I mean, I don't care. That's really all there is to it. Yeah. Cheaters are already in the beta. I saw a video.

Yeah, no doubt. I've a feeling of LMG might be your style. I'll get better. Yeah. And they use anti-cheat in this game finally, I guess so. But I'll be back on tomorrow, probably about the same time. And maybe play some more of this. My plan is to play more of this.

This game's pretty good. And I hope you guys had fun watching. When was last time you sponsored a game? I have no idea. I have to think about it. But yeah, I mean, like, the reality is that most people don't really give a shit about, like, they don't really care a whole lot about that kind of stuff. Like, I know some people do.

And I'm not saying, like, you're wrong for, like, caring about it. But I'm just saying, like, in general, like, in a general sense, like, I don't think that average people really give a shit like they just want to play the game and have it not have cheaters Right, I mean it seems pretty simple, but There it is Did you play to play tangrail more? Yeah, I beat the game Do you think this is better than cod? I haven't played cod since war zone I think people might want to now fuck around with their bio settings just to play a game

Well, I don't know if you can even like I think that if people like I didn't have to do anything like if there's something you have to use your bio for then yeah that's that's definitely not going to happen but yeah I mean I didn't have to do anything like I have no idea but anyway guys uh yeah Val aren't a lot competitive games at yeah thoughts in a game game is good but game's fine I mean like obviously uh you know like I think it'll just take me time to like learn and get better and as I improve as a player you know I think that I'll probably enjoy the game more you know this is like my first day playing and so it's going to take me some time to like really pick up and understand what to do but uh you know I think we had a pretty production

first day. I'll tell you that. We had a very productive first day. So yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow. And when I am, I will see you guys then. And yeah, until next time, boys. Peace. See ya.