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Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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Polarizing streamer Asmengold has revealed his daily diet consisting of soda, beef jerky, fast food, and candy. There's somebody here. How is this dude still skinny? There's no way. See, the mind of a fatty can never even process my existence. See, being fat is a mindset. It's a, it's a frame. This is the way that people. exist, right? It's a self-reporting fatty. Yeah, you can tell that. And look at this here. Look how many things that they've diagnosed themselves with. Oh, my God. And so I'm so schemo? Well, I mean, again, well, actually, I won't make that joke. Never mind. Let's not make that joke. And fatties can't imagine the idea of eating less. Yes, metabolism, picking which people

the shoes. Yes, exactly. And anyway, this is what happens, man. Calories consumed equals calories burned. And skinny people are so close to finally getting it. So how is this guy about to do? I did this for a whole year and I didn't gain weight either. Me and Asmon need to be stopped. He has muscle atrophy from not moving. This creature never developed the muscle. Really? I mean, I feel like I'm able to get around just fine, but okay. And anyway, let me go back over. It drives me crazy. It drives me crazy how people associate junk food with being overweight when all it has to do is your calorie intake. Thirty-two thousand likes on. this, by the way, the mind of a hog cannot even comprehend the idea of a caloric deficit.

They don't even know what that means because inside of a fat person's mind, the only deficit to them is the food that they're not eating, right? It's like being fat's a whole mindset. It's not just, like, there are people that are spiritually fat, but they're skinny. And there's a lot of them. They're spiritually fat. They're trans fat. And you, you know, might think that's not true, but you know it is. You know it. And you start thinking about this. Off haul, yes, this is their own culture, right? They're trans fat. Do you like eating junk food every day? I like eating what I like eating, man. That's it. And the parasitic worms and has been old stomach eat 50% of his food. Yep, there it is. You can tell whether somebody's healthy

by looking at their weight. You have no idea of skinny people on this earth. Eat like food, dog shit. So this is, so this is another, this is called hog logic. Okay. And let me explain the hog logic here. Because some skinny people are unhealthy, it means that skinny is not inherently more healthy than being fat. So that's not true. Every single time you see a fat person, you see somebody who's unhealthy. Every single time that you see a skinny person, you're not sure if you see somebody who's unhealthy. But every hog that you see, that's a problem. That's the difference. That's the difference right there. Every single fat person has a problem by the nature of them being fat.

That's more food logic. Yes, it's all about eating food for them. That's it. Skinny. Okay, guys. Okay. It's almost like people's bodies are born in different ways. Nope.

It's probably another fat guy. And he's a big guy. Big guy. Yep. And, you know, there are some people that are definitely built a little bit different. But if you're over 300 pounds, there's a reason for it, right? And it's not because of genetics. And so anyway, you had a lot.

lot of hogs getting mad about this. I'll read some more of the people here. The typical experience of Asman Gold farting near you. Ew, I don't know about that. It's gross. And when both of his legs get amputated due to high blood sugar, you know what's going to happen whenever I have that happen? This is going to be me. Yep. This will be me. I'll replace every part of my body except for maybe probably my forehead with being a robot. If I need robot legs, then we're going to get robot legs. If we need robot arms, we're going to get robot arms. We're going to do whatever the fuck we need, all right? And so just like the Spider-Man villain, yes, exactly. And what about your penis? Okay, so that's such an interesting question. All right. Okay, let me think about this.

Okay, all right, all right. So, like, the answer, okay, so the long answer is yes, but the short answer also is yes, right? Like, yeah, I really have to think about this a lot. Because, yeah, it actually is true. Yeah, 100%, right? We can get, yeah, well, it's not about always hard. Well, no, that's annoying. Like, what do you mean? It's super annoying.

And so, yeah, this is what's going to happen, guys. And so, yeah, after they have to remove all of my after they have to remove all of my organs and everything, because of failure and, you know, diabetes and all, it's okay. I'm just going to replace them with pieces

of machines. And eventually I will become a machine. That's the goal. That's the dream. That's what I imagine. That's my perfect world. And want to talk about peanuts? Well, I just have to really think about it a lot, right? I mean, that's it. That's just really complicated. Asmengal when he touches a vegetable, that's actually true. And this is low-key how I ate in my early 20s. Asmengal diet is really crazy. This cunt doesn't shower. He drink water, exercise, clean, or eat healthy. And he somehow is skinny alive and having half the fucking internet listening to his rancid opinions. That's right. That's right.

Easy, man. Yep, so mad. Well, do you want to know why they're mad? It's probably because they're fat. They're probably fat in real life. That's the issue. Is they're fat? And so, like, really, it can't be long now.

Well, you know, maybe you're right. I don't know. And let's see here. You're tired of winning yet? Yes, exactly. Amateur artists. Well, of course he's an amateur artist. And they all are now because of AI.

That's just the way it is. Asman gold age, about 35. That's right. I don't hate the guy. When I listen to clips on me, always sounds reasonable. So I saw, I hate this man viscerally. Viscerally. I hope he gets the worst diseases imaginable. Ooh. Oh, man. I think he just makes up all this shit to maintain some level of goodwill with audience if they didn't think of him as a pathetic near near high support needs man child they realize he's just some rich asshole like all the others and they turn on him pretty

quickly for sure guys absolutely yep there it is when are you opening your church yeah guys i uh there's not really uh there's no this is all fake it's all a lie everything that i do is just for retention. And you can see that all of these here are just for me. That's good. Oh yeah. And this is from the last two days. Actually, last day and a half, excuse me. And no, two, two and a half days. Two and a half days. Never mind. It's two and a half days. And I can also, people might wonder, do you ever drink out of the wrong one? No. You're not going to like this. I can hear soda. I just have to listen to it and I know which one is the right one

I'm serious because of the carbonation I can hear it and I can hear the bubbles even after hours like if there's one bubble one tiny little bubble the tiny little bit bro I can put my ear up to it and I can be like oh that this is yep there it is

are you a soda bender I guess I must be right and yeah that's the actual reason why you didn't do well and Soda Poppins taste test. That's because, so I didn't realize how badly my taste buds were fried until I remember, so I did this thing, let me see if I can

show this, okay? Asmongold fruit tier list. So, this is obviously, you know, one of the most popular videos Emeru's ever done. It's about me. I mean, of course. But anyway, so you go and you look, where's the

lemon here? Is this the lemon? Yeah. blueberry that raspberry like this is like I'm being attacked but like this was just like eating something that's nasty

yeah yeah yeah so like that's not that big of a deal you know what I think we should try the lemon bro these things are dangerous I'll give you a thin piece out of it get ready this is for you Jacob

and all your hard work that's not my idea oh god I might as well have just been eating cardboard not problem at all put it as a What?

You're lying. He likes sour shit. See, she tried to call me out on this. She tried to say I was making shit up, and I was putting it on. Eat another one. What do you like sour shit? That's what his dad said. He said, you like that sour shit.

I went to that shit in my body. He did say that. Look at him. Look at him. It's all right. Holy shit. thing is like most of the time right this is super acidic right what do I always drink more acid more acid I've literally drank so much acid that lemons taste

like water to me so yeah my like I'm fried bro I'm fucking fried and so yes I'm adapted yes it doesn't even bother me like I remember whenever so there was one time and this is like another story I saw that there was an image here And I sent this to a friend of mine, and I was like, look at this. And then of course, oh, by the way, she responded. The answer to the question was no, which is accurate, by the way. Let me go back, and I'll see if I can find this real quick. And where the fuck did it go?

And oh, my God. Okay, there it is. And I've got to find the image here. Okay. So I found this image the other day. And people were talking about me. is there a single normal thing this guy does? And I was really thinking about this because this really, I don't know why,

but it just got inside my head. And I was like, well, I don't eat normal food. I don't live a normal life. I live in a weird house. I have a weird lifestyle. I wake up and go to bed at random times. Like, what do I do that's normal? Like I'm basically not even a person

At this point you have a normal penis I'm circumcised So not really Not really actually It's a good point It's a good point Not even that Is there a single normal thing this guy does

You take a shit just like us Well yeah I guess I do right You have to work regularly Well yeah but I also That's not normal either Most people work five days a week I'm live every single day And do you know what happens

After I finish being live I do what? other things after that. I do more things beyond that. I keep going. And so it's just more and more and more stuff. So I'm usually doing stuff that's involved in one way or another with like my, you know, I hate to call it this. I do. I hate to call it this. But with my job, right, I do things that are involved in my job on a very, very, very regular basis. I do. And so that's just how it is. And yeah, you're basically an evolved Digimon, exactly. And doesn't shit. Yeah, I guess so, right? and no girlfriend. Well, I think that's, yeah, I mean, that's kind of a bit old for that, right?

I mean, I don't know. My question is, why would he share this? Asmon Roach, this is it. Ice cream as a reward for being good. Yeah, what's the wrong with that? I had it last night. And 50% of this guy's daily diet is candid. He is the first Chud Keebore elf. I don't know what that is, but okay. And it makes you wonder at this point we can call Asmon a modern, urban aesthetic or a hermit. well I don't know about this I just it's not going to lie it's me and diabetes

and every immune this is fake it's all fake it's all fake it's all fake it's a fat girl coping just a fat girl coping that's all there is to it fake needs and in cells and fem cells when asthma comes up to them

yeah see people don't know what it's really like you know and that's it beef jerky too do you work out too your calorie intake must be insane I exercise semi regularly? I mean, do I really work out and do it a whole lot? I mean, not really. I mean,

I'm, you know, I try to exercise and do stuff, but I'm not like extremely into it. But yeah, of course, I try to stay fit whenever I can be. But nothing crazy. I mean, I don't work out and go to the gym or anything like that. But yeah, and so yeah, it's playing it up. Why make yourself look like disgusting? There's so many people that get mad about this. But yes, this is another clip that has now gone viral about me. This guy's going to die at like 50, Jesus Christ. Hey, 50's a pretty good number, isn't it? And as a reward for being good, yeah, broski, you aren't rewarding yourself. You're just further placing yourself into retinal renal failure.

What is renal failure? I don't even know what that is. It's probably fake. And diabetes. Yeah, right. Get out of here. Look after your knees. After my knees.

What's supposed to happen? No, oh, that's more hog logic. Fat people have problems with their knees because it's hard for them to carry so much weight. So for me, I don't have problems with my knees because it's not, I don't have to carry all that weight. You know, that's it. Rectal failure? Yeah, I mean, that's maybe you could say that. God, they're demanding.

Yes, exactly. That's more hog logic. Wait till you're 40. People said wait to your 20 whenever I was a teenager. People said wait to your 30 whenever I was 20. People said wait to your 40 and now I'm 35. And, you know, again, eventually it will get me. Eventually, I will be God.

but that day is not today that is not today and so yeah wait to your 80s you're going to see now right same here bro yeah I guess so right wait to your 103 you're gonna see if you don't lose it you lose it you don't use it you lose it is that right but yeah I probably should exercise more

to be honest as a reward for being good yes and wow and oh my god how is he not fat with rotting teeth who's gonna tell them? So yeah, every streamer's doing everything that's short in their lifespan

and they still hang on way too long. This is honestly whenever I was a little kid this actually I never forgot this. Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States.

You have everything. You mean I have pneumonia? Yes. Juvenile diabetes? Yes. Hysterical pregnancy? A little bit. Yes. You also have several diseases that have just been

discovered in you see you sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes no no I'm afraid not this sounds like bad news well you'd think so but all of your diseases are in perfect balance if you have a moment I can explain well here's the door to your body you see and these are oversized novelty germs that's influenza cancer and this cute little cuddlebug is pancreatic cancer oh here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once We call it three stoogia syndrome. That's right.

What you're saying is, I'm indestructible. Oh, no, no. And in fact, even a slight breeze could- Indestructible. There it is, boys. There it is. It's just that simple.