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Okay, the Abyssal update. All right, here we go. Create.
Rise of the Abyssal. This is the default POE League.
Continue.
Choose your class.
So we can be a ranger, a warrior, a sorceress, a witch, a mercenary, a monk, or a girl.
Well, it's pretty obvious where we're going to go and what we're going to do.
Walls are.
All right. I've got it.
We've got the walls are.
Okay.
Perfect.
I like that idea.
That was a good one.
The Wall of Death.
I think Wallzar works well.
Walmart's a good one.
Where's Wally?
Okay.
W-A-S-D, obviously.
Okay.
And let me go back.
Okay.
And let's look where we're at.
All right, we're right here.
The walls are closing in.
What's up, loser?
What's up, bitch?
Oh, oh.
Oh, die, bitch.
Give me that.
Give me that.
I'm gonna put that.
All right, there it is.
Okay.
All right, we're ready.
Let's do this.
What's up, bitch?
Fuck you.
Got him.
Oh, I get gloves, too?
Oh, I'm ballin now.
You could even say I'm walling.
Well, not yet, actually.
I will be soon.
Okay.
And now I can hopefully get my skill gym.
And, wait, wait.
Oh, it's time.
Now we're walling.
Oh, sprint.
I forgot about sprint.
You're right.
So I can just block now.
Okay, give me one second, actually.
Let me move this up.
There.
That way you guys can see what's happening.
Okay.
What the fuck is that new?
Yeah, yeah, it's new.
See, you can run.
Look at me.
But like if I get hit, then I get knocked down, right?
Or something like that.
Okay.
Kill this guy.
Life is low.
Wait, what?
What do you mean life is low?
How could that happen to me?
Damn.
Can you get back up again?
I think so, yeah.
I mean, you just get stunned, basically.
It's like a hard stun.
I'll see if I can show it happen.
Okay, is this my ability?
Okay, now I've got my slam.
Okay, and we're going to put it right into here.
Rolling Slam.
Okay. Oh, um, I probably actually should put it on a skill, right? Um, what's, I, I can't fucking remember what the... God damn it. What's this... There is G. Okay.
Rolling Slam. Okay, let's put it on R. Oh, that's right. Wait, I threw it away. It's been a while since I played. I'm a little bit retarded. I apologize. Okay, Maystrike. We're gonna get rid of this. And we're
We're gonna just replace it with the slam.
Yeah, we're replacing...
Okay, I can't go this one.
Wait, why not?
Left-click.
Oh, I have to use it first.
Okay, now, now I should be able to do it.
What power? That's me.
Okay.
Oh, wait, I'm turning it.
I was turning it down.
Okay, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Where are they?
And it looks like there's no stamina bar for running,
so I can just keep running as long as I want.
Damn.
It's actually doing a pretty good amount of damage.
Holy shit.
This is good.
And I can roll into a sprint.
Damn, this is...
This is actually really efficient.
Holy shit.
This is good?
Did they make Warrior actually good now?
I mean, I'm sure Warrior probably was always good,
but I couldn't fucking play it before.
I was garbage.
Game volume? I'll turn it up a little bit more or two.
Oh, you know what I didn't do?
is I had my volume controls and it was low anyway.
There we go.
Okay, that should be better.
Tell me if it gets too high.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
Where's this bitch ass out?
Dodge?
Watch, watch me block.
Watch, watch.
See that?
Oh, I can't do it on that one.
Okay.
I feel like my damage is a little bit low.
I feel like, guys, I feel like my damage is low.
Guys, I...
Yeah.
This is bad.
I think I might have to re-roll.
Okay?
All right, we got him stunned.
All right, we got him stunned.
Now we do big damage.
I really need to start doing more...
Oh, wow.
Got him.
Rewarded in Exiles Hood.
And I got a club out of that, too.
That's huge for me.
Okay, all right.
So where do I want to put my points?
Malay damage or armor?
I think we need to go with
Malay. Yeah, because
like, I mean, we got to keep up the damage.
Like, I, I, like, we go
with this, and then
we go with, with, this one
says smash. We want to go with the one that
says smash. I like,
I like the sound of that.
And this is more armor.
Defend with 200% armor against
critical hits. That's really good.
Okay, so let's go with Malay damage.
Okay, good.
We gotta get some better skills though
Like this rolling slam I don't like it
I want something better than that
Speed run to the hooded man
That's okay
Where have you been there?
It's because I've been waiting for uh
Okay
Okay except the quest
All right buy or sell items
Okay we don't care about any of that
Okay uh
I'm gonna go ahead and ID this
And then I'll ID these two
Okay so
This is, look at this damage.
This is adding cold damage as well.
Absolutely insane bonus here.
Okay, and we'll go ahead and we'll use this.
Okay, so we have a new ability here.
And mace.
Earthquake, bone shatter.
Hmm.
I think we want to do earthquake, right?
Like, you guys think bone shatter?
You guys like bone shatter.
Okay, let's do bone shatter.
All right, and we're gonna do that right now.
And we're gonna put bone shatter on this right here.
I've never used bone shatter before.
Okay.
Mortimer. Who the fuck is mortimer?
Okay, and we've got everything here.
I think that we should be pretty much good to go.
All right, let's go.
It's time.
It shatters, boners, does it really?
You have no attack now?
Yeah, I do.
This says strike enemies.
What are you talking about?
Wait.
Damn, I just killed this guy in one hit.
Well, that's actually pretty good.
Well, this is really good.
It's only killing him like...
I don't know, guys.
This is...
Dude, I'm almost dying.
Okay, all right, we made big progress.
Auto attack still best skill, is it?
Okay, well, I'm gonna use...
use this and I'm gonna have I'm gonna do rolling slam and then I'll do bone shatter for
whenever they're heavy stunned okay what's this green shit yeah wait a minute
the ground shutters the dark retreats for now but what are these fat people doing
yeah I do I honestly feel like the rolling slam is the best one like if I look at this like
this is where all the damage is coming from like you see this
Like this is where we really popping off here.
Okay, look at that.
Like, I'm just, I'm not really feeling this other one.
Vile hag.
I was talking about her earlier today.
She's the one on Twitter.
Okay, we gotta go into the devourer's area.
Mr. Awards?
Wait, what?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
I did not.
Who's lying?
Who's lying here?
Why is everybody lying to me trying to make me look bad?
Okay, let's go.
What's your build?
Why?
So you know not to play it?
How deep does it go?
Okay.
We have to find the devourer and we have to slay the devourer.
Okay.
All right.
This is huge for me.
I got a new level.
Okay.
And we're going to get another point into Malay.
Yep.
Another Malay.
So we got to do something where like my AOE from this is bigger though.
That's the problem.
It's like right now like the, it's too small.
Maybe what I should do?
Is I should, since it's early level, maybe I should use minions for low level.
Like I feel like a bitch doing that though, that's the reason.
Okay.
Like, you guys see what I'm saying?
Like I just, I feel like a bitch.
Go full slam?
Yeah, that's why I need to.
What the hell's a hatchery?
The fuck is a hatchery?
Egg?
Oh, I don't care about that.
Who's the fuck about that?
Am I winning?
Not yet.
But that could actually be the play.
Oh, wow.
These guys have...
Why they have so much health?
Okay, there we go.
All right, we round up everybody, and then we aim all down.
Yeah, I do feel like this is the best skill.
It's definitely the best skill.
I'm not even going to worry about them.
Yeah, like the other...
Like this plus regular melee.
I feel kind of stupid using base abilities,
but like I do feel like it's the best one.
The only thing is like I need to fix the AOE.
Yeah, see like it and you can also use an attack right into it.
Okay, this should be where the fat bitch is.
Okay, wait a second.
What do y'all think?
Y'all think I'm gonna one shot them?
Use bone chatter?
Okay, all right.
Whenever they get stunned, I bone shatter.
That's R.
Okay, let's do it.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
There it is.
Big damage.
Big damage, big damage, huge damage.
Block.
I'm gonna block the next one, watch.
No, look at, see that?
Okay, big R, big R, big R, big R.
It's not even doing how much damage.
Look at this, look at this.
Eldon Ring, boys.
Look at me, I can roll.
Watch this.
Block.
Watch me block.
Where's he at?
Where's he at?
Where's this fat bitch at?
Watch this. I kill all these little losers.
Okay.
That, that, that, uh, I'm not dying on this tutorial boss.
Okay, all right, bone shatter, bone shatter, bone shatter.
Where's my loot?
A crossbow, suck my fucking dip.
What do you mean a crossbow?
What the fuck do you mean I got a cross?
Intelligence. What the fuck is that for?
Okay. I think rolling slam.
We keep rolling on these hoes.
That's what we need to do.
Watch, watch.
Actually, wait, my damage didn't even go up.
Wait, I didn't even have my damage go up.
What do you...
What?
Wait, what are these green boys doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, ooh.
Defeat the abyssels.
Okay, this is me. This is me. I'm doing the league mechanic.
Oh!
The league mechanic's doing me!
Okay, okay, all right, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Okay.
Okay.
He'll.
Dodge this!
Dodge these nuts!
This is Christ, I'm so fucking good.
I know, they can't stop me. They're about to kill me.
Okay, alright, here we go. Here we go.
Big dick, big dick, big dick. Big dick.
Big dick.
Big dick. See this? If I was playing a necromancer right now, I'd be on act two.
Okay. I have to nerf myself. That way, um, that way I don't make it too easy for, for the viewers.
Okay. Um, okay, uh, let's see. We're gonna do a melee. Let's go another, let's go another Malay.
Uh, we'll do stun bill up in a bit, but not yet. We'll have to go back.
I'll have to go back through there. Okay, let's go there.
You know what?
Actually, never mind.
I had a bad idea.
You don't need to hear about it.
Why doesn't he press R?
Because it sucks.
I'm going to use R next.
What are you fucking retarded?
You see how well that worked?
It didn't.
It was the worst idea I've ever had.
Kat's backseating you for bone shatter?
Yeah, and you know what they're doing?
They're driving into a wall.
I'm going to get this box.
See this? That's me.
Oh, see that? They're all dead.
How could anybody think this is the wrong decision?
Where's that, where's that stupid fucking frost bitch?
Where's that frost bitch?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill her right now.
The hag boss?
Yeah.
She might be on Twitter.
Oh, oh, no, I might be dead.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm telling you, the payoff for this is gonna be insane.
Okay, this is it.
Alright, I gotta beat this boss.
Somebody says Elon's already max level.
Is that true?
Bone shatter, bone shatter, bone shatter, bone shatter.
Dude, this bone chatter thing doesn't work, bro, I think it's broken.
I think the game's broken.
This is good.
I'm actually so good.
I'm actually so good.
Hose mad.
Okay, smithing hammer.
Shabby hood.
Let's buy that.
I can't.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, so let's go back.
to town yeah let's go back to town
hey fat bitch get up oh i can portal i forgot about that
can i do a mass reveal uh a mass identification yet
you did it this is support gem yes okay uh how do i do it is it finn
how do i do it you need the cloak guy but i don't have any
I don't have any
I have all these items but I can't ID them
Can I buy a book?
How do I buy books?
I need a book
Where's my books?
Umma
Umah
Umah
What if I did?
What if I did?
What if I did this in my offhand?
What if I did this in my offhand?
Can I hit people with the Scepter?
Can I like, like that?
Can I do that?
No.
You know what?
There's a reason why all the Necromancer characters are girls.
Let's just say that.
There's a reason.
Okay.
Yes.
Finn makes fun of my collection.
I think it's charming.
Buy one. Okay.
All right.
Six to ten.
Okay, this is better than mine.
Okay, I'm going to sell this.
I will treasure it.
Okay.
Eight dicks.
I can't afford that.
Another for my collection.
Thank you.
Perry.
What is Perry?
Should I parry?
Physical thorns damage.
Oh, that's big.
That's really big.
19% increase.
Okay, that's a piece of shit.
Guys, the temptation, how could they do this to me?
How could they do?
Oh, they want me.
They want me to do it, man.
They want me to do it.
They say, please do it.
It's still early in the game.
Be strong, brother.
But, like, I mean, it literally gives me the necklace to where I have minion's skill damage.
I mean, okay, I'm going to sell this.
I don't need this.
Oh, I like this one.
Shut up, bitch!
I should buy this.
I should fucking buy this.
I should fucking buy this, and I should use it.
As a shield.
I should...
Like, I know it's the right decision.
I know it's the right decision.
It's beautiful.
I accept.
I'm gonna have it just in case.
I'm not even saying I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna say I have it just in case.
That's all.
I want to have it just in case.
I can't even use it.
For your alt?
I mean, guys, they literally gave me a necklace that gives me plus one minion skills.
Like, they want me to go minions.
Okay, so how does a Perry work?
Okay, I'm gonna see how Perry works.
Stupid bitch.
What?
That's kind of good.
Oops, I wasn't paying attention.
I'm a fire warlord.
Look at me.
Holy shit, I look good.
What's up, fatty?
Oh, this is good.
Oh, this is real good.
Okay, let's go in through here.
I got to go in to Greilwood.
Zoom out, brother.
I gotta see what my...
I should have bought cosmetics.
I actually don't like buying cosmetics at the beginning,
because I like the way my character looks and how it changes.
Okay.
All right, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch what I do.
Oh, there it is.
Watch what I do again.
I'm gonna do it again.
Okay, I didn't do it.
Guys, is my damage...
Is my damage good?
See, look, I kill everybody so fast, man.
It's all right.
It's bad.
Watch, whenever I bring in...
Okay, okay, all right, we got a lot of them hosts.
So you can roll out of the sprint to avoid the knockdown.
That's actually kind of good.
See, imagine how many more good I would be?
The Grim Tango.
I'm not trying to go there yet.
I kill the ass.
skipped the cave? No. I destroyed the cave. It was the easiest cave I've ever done in my life.
See, I do feel like, I do feel like the minions at the beginning is the right idea.
I do. I know people might not like it, but like I do think it's legitimately the right,
look at fat, look at this fat bitch right here. Look at that fat, ugly bitch. Get the fuck.
Wait, why am I dead? What the fuck happened? Wait, why am I dead? Oh, I stood on a suicide boy.
Damn, where's the...
Oh, he's here, he's here, he's here.
Okay.
Okay.
Great, a rusted grade helm.
Maybe I should get the great helm.
Ten strength.
Oh, I have a...
Oh, I didn't know I had a support gem.
Oh.
Um, okay.
So...
What the hell is rage?
What does rage do?
One more attack damage.
I could do that.
15% attack speed.
I'm like, I don't know.
What do you think?
Like, I'm just...
I'm really in a situation
where I don't know what situation I should be in.
You think attack speed?
Like, I don't think I should go with attack speed.
I think I should go with rage, honestly.
Cause an aftershock?
I mean, brutality seems pretty good.
But I do a little bit of elemental damage with it, right?
Because of my hammer.
So, like, I've actually never had an easier decision I've ever made in my life.
Okay.
Are ancestrally boosted.
Ancestually boosted.
Oh my God.
I have to get this.
Damage 19.
It is 19 damage now.
Okay.
Let's do this.
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
What's up, bitch?
Oh, I parry.
Wait, I parry.
I'm gonna stun him.
No.
I'm a parry.
I parry.
I'm a parry again.
Augmented moon.
What the fuck is that?
I think I'm dead.
Oh, wow.
Guys, was that me?
Did I just do that?
They actually, bro.
You know what this reminds me of?
Jesus, when he was in, I feel like I'm Jesus.
Just remember how, like, devil was like, you know, I can give you...
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm actually dead at level three.
I'm literally going to be dying.
I'm literally going to die at level.
3. I'm actually, I'm literally dying at level 3. I should just kill myself. Like, I, I,
okay, got it. I knew it. I knew I, I knew I wouldn't die. Okay. Do I have, do I not, oh, I don't have any
boots. I don't have any boots or I don't have me a ring on a belt. Okay. Uh, I'm going to do
another melee. We're going to do another melee. And then I'm going to put on, oh, it's level 6.
I was level 5. I thought I was a little...
Fuck. Okay, all right, it's fine.
Put on a bell. I'm gonna do a bell. I'm gonna do a bell.
Jesus, bro. Look at that damage.
Honestly, like, this isn't really that bad.
And whenever I get...
Like, I...
Yeah, this is pretty good, guys.
Am I playing hardcore?
No. We gotta find that guy that's, uh, fucking, uh...
like strung up and shit, right?
We gotta go get him.
Let's go get him.
Yeah, I don't like playing any game on hardcore mode.
I don't enjoy any form of high stakes gameplay.
I only like playing video games, like slowly, methodically,
and without having to worry about like anything.
Just the way my brain works, man.
I don't like any hardcore gameplay.
Uh, it's just not, uh, it's not, not for me.
Other people like it
And I think that's great
But I'm just not one of them
I think watching hardcore is more entertaining
In some cases
But it's the same reason why I didn't play hardcore wow
It's just not
It's not true to myself
I have to live my own truth
Where the fuck is this guy
Caldron
Oh I know what this is
This is that bitch that had the
The potions
What's up bitch
Watch this
Jesus
Bro
It seems no one is safe from corruption
Oh man that was rough
Almost died
Jesus
Let's throw that away
Uh
I'm just gonna get this
Almost fur
I don't want to be a furry
I don't want to be a furry
What about this
Oh it's actually kind of good
Like, I just, I wonder if Perry is better.
I need to keep that intelligence up so I can use that new thing.
I don't want to use that new helmet.
Oh, I got boots.
That's good.
I needed boots.
Flash charges are gone.
That doesn't matter.
I'm going to get them back right now.
See that?
Wait, where are they?
They're gone.
Wait, why am I not getting any flash charges back?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, I got one.
Where's this guy?
I don't even understand.
How the, how did I fuck?
this up this bad.
What out of here, bitch?
Follow the arrow on the map.
What?
Okay.
Who said that? Who said that?
There's a fucking retard that said that is wrong.
He's a lying idiot.
Got it, found it.
Sommun Uma.
Okay.
What happened here?
This, that's...
Okay.
Find the red veil. I know where that is.
Did you find the room?
Okay.
Wait a second.
Oh, I can't sell.
I'm almost level six, which means that I can introduce my minions.
I don't listen to female NPCs.
I don't listen to their dialogue options.
I just don't want it to waste anybody's time.
These were not my ancestors, but I still respect their valor.
Okay, here we go.
Nice.
These green things are fucking annoying, man.
Like, look how hard this shit is.
And they won't give me a single good green item.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, where's it at?
Okay, now what?
More of them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's me.
That's me.
I did that.
Okay.
Now we do it.
I'm gonna try and use this.
And I got two of them boys with me.
And so then we go with, okay, get this.
None of these are good.
All these suck dick.
All these suck dick.
The only thing I could do is I could get the skeletal sniper.
And I could have them with me whenever I'm running around.
Because I'm not using my spirit on anything, right?
Like logically, that's what I should do.
Logically, like, this is why I do, right?
So I use this.
Command to ass arrow, okay?
And then we have another skill gem here.
And we do...
How many fucking buffs, bro?
Like, logically, you're gay?
How do you know that?
Contagion?
No, I don't want that.
I guess we're going to do unearth.
Like, I might as well, right?
I mean, I don't even think this is good,
but we're going to stick with it for now.
Okay, and I'm going to do...
Get this.
I'm going to unearth for damage.
I am going to be no no I actually I think this is actually the best idea I've ever had
Jesus how how are some of these so good oh um okay let me think about what we're gonna do now
okay all right we'll keep moving oh I gotta do my minions to give me a minute one okay
so watch watch watch see watch so then I do this
I just I literally just spam the fuck out of them.
Watch.
We'll get me go.
I'm a death, I'm a fucking death night.
Look at that.
They still defend a land.
Even after all this time.
Watch.
Because I'm scaling physical.
So I'm scaling physical.
Wait, is it Malay?
Is this a Malay?
Wait, I don't think I'm scaling physical.
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
We're on that solo level.
shit exactly and then if I want to I hit him with one of these I just need to get more
manna have a random see look how many see it's just on earth bro like no I need to
point into my basic attack fuck skills bro I'm just gonna hit him look at that and I do
this and then I raise up them boys look at that look at what they do
Watch
Watch watch
Watch watch watch watch
Look at me go
You see him
Get out of here bitch
We got checkpoint
Unkillable
Wait
Bosses will not be slow
I'm gonna kill this boss in like five seconds
What are you talking about
So watch I hit this
And then I unearth
I unearth and then I hit it again
And so now we got eight
Look at this
because it's also clear speed.
You see how good clear speed is.
It's your boy.
I don't want that.
Earth is great.
Yeah, it's really good.
And also, like, it's physical, so I'm scaling physical anyway.
This is perfect.
Okay.
Oh, I got knocked down.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, I should also, I should do that poison cloud.
Oh, I wonder if I can, oh, I wonder if the fire damage from my man.
mace will prock the poison cloud explosions. That would be big dick.
Okay, here we go. This is the boss. Wait a minute.
Okay, Malay damage. Is this a Malay? I don't think it's a Malay.
Yeah, let's go with this. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Do it. We'll get this damage.
Who's mad? Who's mad? Who's mad? I told you. I told you, bro. Like, I...
Road.
What the fuck is that?
Wait a minute.
Okay.
Let's go, um...
I guess, yeah, let's go back.
Let's go back.
Okay.
Okay.
Um,
now we gotta go back, talk to this loser.
Okay, and we're gonna get that guy out.
Okay, and we need to go to, uh, is it grelwood?
Yeah.
We go to grillwood.
We gotta get that.
this guy out. We gotta, we gotta get him out. You have to save him. I will, I will release the seals.
This warrior, thank you for the gifted subs. I appreciate it. Make sure to follow this stream,
guys. Make sure to follow this stream. You get, you get a gift, uh, you get a special
fucking item if you just watch the stream. He's unconscious. Meet her in queer fall. Okay,
let's go back there. We're that. There she is.
Okay, except quests.
Okay, buy or sell items.
Okay, all these suck dick.
These all suck big dick.
These are all big dick sucking items.
Big dick sucking items.
Nobody likes these.
Okay, um, let's go ahead and...
You still do this one too?
Do medium?
I'm gonna just get real...
I'm just going to get rid of this.
Like, I'm never going to use it.
Same with the helmet.
Not going to get rid of this.
So the shield, I think, I mean, this isn't really good shields.
No reason to keep it in my space.
Okay, this is obviously better than what I have.
I'm going to get rid of that.
Energy shield.
Lightning resist.
I mean, that's a lot of armor I'm losing.
Like, I don't really even know if I should do that.
Oh, man.
Like, I really don't know about that.
I mean, this is obviously a better idea, so we're going to get rid of that.
Um, I guess I'll buy one of these and just see if this is any good piece of shit, okay?
All right.
And, okay.
We gotta go talk to this loser here.
Okay.
Yeah, none of these are really that good.
That's the thing, man.
Armor still sucks.
Yeah, until I have all of it.
When I have all the armor, it's going to be fine.
Okay, Ogam Village.
Okay, we'll go back to, I guess we'll go back to fucking here.
So many gifteds, are we? I haven't remember paying attention.
Okay, so what do we got here?
I'm just trying to look at what we have on the table.
Call the week.
I like the sound of that.
Okay, so we're really thinking about that's kind of good.
What do you guys think?
How is this not a fucking minion?
Like, totems plus minion?
Yeah, I think Totem is.
big dick, right? Totem's got to be big dick. Um, totems inherit your stats. Minions do not.
So I'm a totem. I kind of feel like infernal cry could be good too. But it doesn't do any damage,
does it? I'm going to get the totem. Yeah, we're getting totem and then I'm going to support Jim.
And man, this is hard to decide. I think that,
Big Dick Totem, right?
I'm feeling Big Dick Totem.
Yes. That's what I'm thinking too, yeah.
Okay, and where we have to go?
Oh, Grim Tango.
Okay.
Let's see how good it does.
I'm going to use the totem
right here.
Not so bad.
I feel like that's actually kind of good.
Yeah?
There'll be no passage here.
Do it, bitch.
Watch this.
It's actually kind of good.
Wait, can I use the...
Can I use the two-hander?
Oh, I can't.
So I have to use a one-hander.
Oh, this is a big one.
This is a really big one for me.
Okay, and we're going to go with...
Hmm.
I think we need big dick damage.
I do. I think we need big dick damage more than anything.
I don't know. I feel like the totem cast speed is kind of slow.
Guys, I don't know about this totem situation.
Like, it's okay, but like, I mean, is this really big dicking it with the totem? Not really.
Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Okay.
Okay, you know what? I think I was wrong.
because like now that we have and I can unearth I'm an unearth okay oh my god
I'm actually gonna die I'm actually gonna die I'm only gonna die gonna die okay a belt a belt a belt a belt I need a belt
okay I gotta get that totem out too I always forget about the totem okay okay we did it
What do we get?
That's it?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck.
What a joke.
Hmm.
I think we'd just go with Rolling Slam, honestly.
What if I...
Hmm.
I wonder if Armor Breaker is better than Rolling Slam.
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so watch, watch.
I'm gonna put him in?
Wait, he's not even doing anything.
Okay.
Dude, that build is wild.
This, my build, I know it's really good.
I feel like we're doing really well so far.
And this is also with a bad weapon.
Like, you gotta keep in mind, I haven't gotten a single good weapon.
Like, whenever I get a good weapon, it's gonna change everything.
And then I put this up.
Watch, see, I put him in.
It just, he doesn't, it doesn't do any fucking damage, man.
Like, this totem sucks so much fucking dick.
insane. It's disgusting.
Okay, there's a boss in here. We have to go find the boss. I don't know where the boss is.
We gotta go back. Enhance it?
Dude, I don't know. I think I should enhance my archers.
I feel like that's the play, is enhancing the archers is smarter.
I just don't know, man. What about this here?
Oh, fuck. I'm dying.
I guess one good thing, though, is like,
Like, I can be, like, I can just put the totem out, and then the totem does stuff, and I just stand there.
So, I mean, I guess that's kind of good, right?
I mean, okay, this is the boss.
All right.
Let's do it.
Oh, already.
Already.
Okay.
Running.
Running.
Got it.
Oh.
See that?
I'm telling you guys.
Like, I...
How many more will I have to...
kill before this is through.
I actually feel like we have a really, really good situation going on right now.
Like, we have a very, very good situation.
So I think for snipers, honestly, I feel like the smartest that we just give them faster attacks, right?
I mean, like, it's just, yeah.
Because like the totem right now, I could give the totem a longer duration, but I don't think we're really doing a lot with that.
So we're going to go with that for now.
and then we're going to swap over and oh fuck i can't
oh fuck i don't have any id i don't have any uh fucking scrolls
okay let's go this way go full minions i'm not like that's the thing is that like
right now like my plan is that the the goal of the build is to block every attack
that's the goal right now what we're doing is we're just leveling up until we can get something
that's good because what the
mistake that I made last time.
Shut up, you stupid bitch.
So here is the problem
that I made last time, right?
Is that I did it,
I forced it.
And this time I'm not going to force it.
I'm going to let it happen on its own.
And so I'm waiting for like that big, good item.
Because it's going to happen.
It just hasn't happened yet.
You guys see what I'm saying?
And then I can also use these
And now I get even more of them.
And then, oh, I should have unearthed.
I should have given more duration to unearth.
You can see, like, I'm very rarely, like, I mean, my health is kind of getting low,
but that's because I'm paying attention.
Like, see, I can do this.
And then watch.
It's just, dude, I don't use my totem.
I use my totem.
Dude.
This is actually really good.
Okay.
Physical damage is fire damage would be really good,
because it would light off the gas explosions.
Armor, I don't think, I think I just need damage.
I think right now we just need big dick damage.
That's half the Titans grip?
Well, no, no, no, like, I mean,
I'm not even going to worry about that.
I actually think we have a really good situation right now.
Because also, if I unearth,
like, you guys see, like, how I have all these mobs.
The only problem is, like, the unearth, like,
it doesn't last long enough.
Like, they die so fucking fast.
It's annoying.
And also, like, unearth, I don't think it's a, it's not a Malay attack.
Okay, what's this?
Oh, this is some other bullshit.
I remember this.
My dearest daughter.
Okay.
Well, that's actually good.
I didn't have a ring.
Maximum mana.
Oh, actually, you know what?
I'm going to,
I'm going to do a thing with the ring.
Doesn't get better than that, boys.
That's what this game's all about.
You guys see that?
Nice, yep, that's right.
I got extra health and also this other shit too.
Okay, uh, mausoleum of the Preator.
Let's go in here.
Shut up, bitch.
This place has not been abandoned.
It's like, it doesn't do enough damage.
Like, if only I, if I had more physical damage, I'd be in a much better situation.
You know what?
I need to get my skill bonuses on my basic melee attack that's where I'm really doing my big
damage eternal night not anymore fuck you see that okay see this and then watch watch so so now we have
we have this see watch so like now I'm starting to get more of them you see this I don't know
who this fucking wizard is shooting ship but we're gonna kill him
Bro. Okay, got it. Got it.
Wait, what? I feel like maybe I'm micro...
Oh, I forgot Mr. Totem.
This is even without the totem.
What's this? Is this something good?
Enough it is.
Finally, yeah, I forgot all about the totem.
That's this way.
And you can see, like, just hitting him with the mace does so much damage.
Like, I don't even need skills.
Should I wait until it's already access to play?
right now it's free to play i'm pretty sure so you can just try it out see what you think
like uh i think the game's great i mean like i've played it a lot um like i haven't played it as
much as like you know like there's like p oe streamers who've played it like way more than i have
but like you know i went through the whole campaign i did like the maps uh i didn't beat like any
of the pinnacle bosses though to be fair but i would say i put in some time i put in like maybe like
150 hours.
So far at least.
And you can see how
like, I mean, this hammer.
So like, I use this and then I follow it up
with unearth.
And
then we're cooking.
And like imagine how crazy this is going to be
whenever they have increased skill duration.
Like even this guy. Watch.
Dude, why does he have so much health?
What the fuck?
Oh, there we go
And this is with a bad weapon too
When I get a good weapon
Everything's gonna change
My whole life is gonna change
See watch
See that?
Like, I think this is actually really good
Like
I know it sounds like kind of crazy
And like people might think I'm meaning
But I legitimately think that like
We have something good here
Like that's big Malay right there
That's big Malay
And then
totem placement speed
that'd be pretty good right there
like
I just got I just got to think about this
in a more efficient way that's all
oh what's this
87% of rarity
so watch so I do that
and then I res them all up
I'm actually a death knife
look at that fat bitch
oh I got a regal
okay
um
You know what I should be doing?
Should I be going back to the vendor every single level so I can buy a new mace?
What do you guys think?
Just to check the vendor?
Should I do that?
What do you guys think?
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to do it right now before I fight the boss.
Where is she?
Okay, bye.
Cocksucker.
Cocksucker.
Literal fucking garbage.
Absolute shit.
Man
That's a big dick
Mace
We're gonna use that
Um
Yeah
None of these are good at all
Gamble the Mace
The vendor? No
Okay, let's do this
Watch
Watch
Watch me handle him
We're gonna drop the totem down
Then we kill him
Watch this
What the fuck was that?
Okay, all right, all right, I know what we're gonna do.
We're just gonna melee, we're just gonna melee.
Dude, dude, I-
Dude, I...
Okay, let's go.
It's fine. It's fine. I knew that was gonna happen.
Dude.
Shit. Shit. Get up.
Okay, we got him.
Got to run.
Oh shit.
This was my pleasure.
Oh shit.
Used when you take fire damage from a hit.
Oh, fuck. That's really good.
That's actually big good.
I feel like, I feel like maybe it would be better.
Because like if I could have parried all those attacks, I think I would have been in a much better spot.
You guys know what I mean? Like I, like that's kind of where I'm at, right? Because like, if I parry everything, then the guy doesn't do anything.
And then it also stuns them for my minions. But like if I do that, then I have to remove my melee attacks.
But maybe that's, maybe that's what building the wall truly is. Is that wall. Is that wall.
aren't really offensive.
So I could...
Wait, so I don't even...
Wait, so there could be a situation where I don't even do melee,
I don't even attack.
You guys see what I'm saying?
Like, I feel like that's actually what we do.
I'm like, I'm not even meaming around.
I...
I'm dead.
Okay, I'll put this in.
Okay.
Like, okay, I'm gonna try and buff that.
Okay, alright, all right, all right, our, watch, watch.
It's gonna get a plus, I'm gonna get plus one on minions on this.
You guys ready to see this?
Watch, watch.
It's just the way it goes.
This is kind of hard.
It's just this unearthed, man.
Bro, I'm never using my totem.
That's the problem.
Okay, that was huge.
There's a lot of mobs here.
Holy shit.
Okay, what do we get out of this?
Okay, iron ring, lazily ring, and, oh, these could be good.
Okay, um, if I have one scroll, grants your maximum rage on use.
Oh my God.
That's so big.
So that means if I get on fire, I immediately have that happen.
And then rage makes me do more damage.
So, okay, all right, all right, all right, we got another one.
Just getting hit with fire?
Yeah.
Okay.
Where the fuck is it?
Where the fuck is this shit?
Oh, it's right here.
Let me a second.
Okay.
Do you need a support for applying rage?
I don't think I do, man.
I will put the Eternals back in their graves.
Okay, we got to put them away.
All right, let's see if we get anything good here.
I think we have to get this.
What do you guys think?
What do we ID?
I think we ID this rank.
I'm going to ID this neck.
I'm going to ID the neck.
Big dick, big huge, dude.
Oh my God.
So I was telling you guys, like I,
right?
Yeah, I told you, like, that was huge.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
It's coming together.
I think it is, too.
I know a lot of people weren't believers at the beginning, but now you guys are beginning to believe.
Like, you're starting to see.
And so, so this is, this is what the plan is, right?
Maybe the idea is that I don't even, I use a scepter in my main hand, and I'm an,
my main weapon is my shield. And that way, like, because I'm not really doing anything other than that, right?
I believe now, yeah
Like I think that's the play
Captain America build
Yes
Well what I'm saying is that
If I'm using
Oh damn that's a green boy too
Uh oh uh oh oh oh oh I'm dying
Totem
See what look look watch me use a totem
That does do a lot of damage though man
That really does
Okay
All right
Good
Oh fuck
Okay.
In one second.
I've got a guy that's...
I'm getting repairs done on my house and so I have to go meet a guy real quick.
I'll be right back, okay?
Okay.
Alright, I'm back.
Sorry about that, guys.
Alright, so let's see if we can buy something new.
Um, where is it?
Uno.
Where's Uno?
I've collected these over time.
Uh...
What do you think?
Oh, geez.
These are all pieces of shit.
Oh, wow.
Okay, yeah, all these suck.
I think we're gonna have to wait for the next level.
Okay, and...
Let's see.
I'm gonna buy, like, three more of these.
Actually, I'm gonna buy six.
Okay, and we're gonna do...
Oh, my God.
That's what I was trying to tell you all about.
That's what I was trying to tell you all I'm able to do.
Watch this, watch this.
I'm gonna get plus spirit.
Ooh.
I think I'm a magic...
I'm a...
Oh!
Oh, there it is.
It's still good.
It's still good.
It's still good.
Okay, so...
He did it?
I know, I just...
Sometimes I don't even know how I do it.
I don't think anybody does.
Okay.
Let me go ahead and sell some items.
Okay, evasion.
I don't give a fuck about that.
All right, let's get rid of this.
Three life per second.
Um, I'm gonna just...
Dix.
Dix.
Okay, um, I don't think we're gonna go with that.
I'm gonna get rid of it.
Yeah, I mean, this is obvious, I mean, it's obviously the worst item in the game.
I've never seen an item that's worse than that, so I'm not gonna use it.
Okay, so don't sell this enchant.
Shut up.
I know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, so, oh, so now I have more points too.
Okay, so now...
break
increased armor
we do big dick armor
I think I think now
I think at this point right now
we focus on we focus on
deferred efficiency
through
finding other things that we can use
in order to increase our damage
so we have to think about
we think about the future at this point gentlemen
we can't be thinking about the present
we think about the future
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Um, and so
I think that melee attacks
right now, like we're going with them, right?
Because it's like, it's the right option.
But long term, it's not the right option.
I don't think so.
I think shield, shield,
and minions is the right option.
And that way, I can protect them
And I can, I can like, kind of like, do the shields and shit for them
And I can also use, like, watch
Watch
And I can come in there, right?
I can come in clutch and do this.
Okay.
Oh, damn, I got here pretty fast.
All right.
Okay, um, yeah, I guess you're ready to go.
Let's do it.
Okay, here we go.
Doesn't matter. It won't kill me.
Why are my minions dead?
I'm gonna move away.
Running away.
There it is. There it is.
See this?
This is what I was talking about, guys.
That's how it works.
Immortalized in song, Ascinea.
Oh. Your end will be two.
Okay.
I lose my minions, though.
I don't think that's a good idea.
I just don't.
I get to make a new one.
Like, it's big?
Yeah, I mean, it's good, right?
It's really good.
It's just that it's not...
Like, the menis, you don't need them?
I mean, I think I do, though, right?
I think I definitely do.
Okay, so, weapon swap?
No, but then it deletes my guys.
That's the problem.
Okay, let me think about this for a minute.
This is a hard decision for me.
I'm gonna do this
I might as well, right?
It's an easy decision.
This is the hardest boss in the game.
Remember, this is the boss that made me quit the game.
All right, let's do it.
Disabel,
Talker, Calum.
The family of Count Locker and Novogam.
My family.
This doesn't make any sense.
They're dead.
Those bastard eternals,
I must make them pay.
I must make sense.
I gotta move, I gotta move.
Okay, it's gonna stun.
Bottom.
I can't move.
I can't move.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Jesus Christ.
With the first one's old man, you've earned it.
This could be it.
This could actually be it right here.
Okay.
Um, holy shit.
God damn.
The only thing is like,
I lose this intelligence, all my minions die.
So I need to stay smart.
I've got to stay smart.
Don't need it, son?
No, no, I feel like, I feel like this is good.
Dude, Dex item, you need a proper shield?
Yeah, but this is a Perry shield.
Okay, so next thing is I want to make sure that we get,
okay.
I feel like this is just like an obvious decision, right?
we just get snipers again okay let's go with that can i can i get another one yet i can't
ant ruins to cover i don't have i don't have enough to do that
okay this is where i quit the game keep in mind this is this is where i couldn't handle it anymore
like i like this is where i quit the game the first time that i played as a warrior so if i can beat
this zone? I like, you know, I'm like a fucking Sam in a fucking, uh,
Fulfin'a Fellowship of the Ring. This is the furthest I've ever been away from home.
All I have to do is get through this. I have to follow this yellow thing.
There's no particular reason why, but I think I have to. Okay. You see I see that?
Oh fuck. I'm taking so much damage. Dude, why am I not getting healed?
What, wait, why are these mobs not taking any damage?
Dude. Okay. Okay. All right, all right. That's really, really good. See, I'm not using my unearth.
Oh, fuck. That's the big boy. Oh, fuck. That's the big boy.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Watch.
Played it buckle.
Okay. Okay. Greater mana.
this had better be really good.
Nah, if we run it on...
Alright, this is what you got?
Hard to say.
I think the other one's better.
Yeah, I think the other one's better.
I'm gonna get this right here too.
And I'm gonna get this to the new manna one right now.
Okay.
Watch, see him?
You see him?
You see what he's doing?
He's doing fucking nothing because he's dead.
Nice.
You got these stupid fucking dogs, bro.
So like this...
So like, you guys see what I'm saying, though, right?
Like, I actually think that...
That's the play. And then what I'm gonna do? Oh yeah. Yeah, this is absolutely the play.
Artificiers orb. Oh, bro. This guy's slow.
Being the tank for your minions? Yeah. Damn, bro. Like, this guy's hard to kill.
Dude. Jesus.
Okay. All right, let's do it. So you guys see how this works, right? And then occasionally I can do a bone
slam but bone slam is gonna get replaced with fucking uh with shield slam and so like
what's really the difference there isn't one and so like you have all these
cock suckers come up i immediately res everybody look at six intelligence boots
doesn't matter level four now see that's what i'm talking about
That's what I'm fucking talking about right there.
Okay, all right.
I think right now.
I should get shield charge.
Wait.
Repeatedly hammer your weapon.
That's really good.
That's so good.
That's bad.
No, it's not.
It's probably bad, but I think it sounds good.
I feel like I don't heal at all.
Like, for whatever reason, like I just can't heal.
What's this red shit?
Oh, is that gonna give me?
Oh, no, I'm at Max Rage.
Oh, this is huge.
Isn't it crazy how I've received every item
except for the item I need?
That's super cool, isn't it?
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Bro.
I'm dead.
I'm so fucking dead.
I didn't even get anything for that.
Oh, shit.
I got an exalty.
Raw belt.
Okay, let's go with the raw belt.
belt. Okay. Nice. Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go check the vendor. I wanna go check the vendor right now.
Slam time? Do I exalt at level? Dude, I don't think I exalt this early. Like, I need to wait for a
really good base item. Witness the revival of the hooded one. Okay. Um, we'll do 80% increased
armor. And then I want to do, I want to do this right here.
We're gonna do more armor, because I'm clearly dying.
Okay, bye.
These are just some odds and ends of mine.
Is that spirit, though?
There's no way, there's no way, bro.
Like, I'm probably not gonna replace this for like days.
Is this a spell?
Oh, let me talk to this guy first.
Okay, uh, identify.
Okay.
Um, this is garbage.
Um, this is garbage.
Um, okay.
So it's a great scepter.
Yeah, it is.
And we don't need this.
Um, I don't want that.
Oh, I like this one.
No, you don't.
Okay.
I'm gonna get this.
Fender that.
It's garbage.
Get out of my life.
So we need to do what we need to get...
I could get a run's socket,
and I could put an intelligence on a run's socket.
Couldn't read it.
I didn't fucking read it, bro.
Like, why did I not read it?
I could have just read it.
It would have been so much easier.
Okay.
Give me a minute.
Let me think.
Okay, well, positively, that means that...
Okay, I'm thinking right now.
Okay, so we need to get shield charge.
I can't.
I need to get more stats.
But who did, father?
Anything take your fancy?
See, we don't want these.
Like, everybody wants me to go over to here and buy this.
I could buy a really good weapon, right?
I mean, this would be a good weapon for sure.
But I don't think that's the play.
I don't think using martial weapons is the best idea.
Like, man, this is so hard.
This is the hardest decision I've ever made in my life.
Okay, so.
Because like, if I buy, I need items with intelligence on them.
Int.
None of these give int.
I don't need that.
I'm never going to use that either.
See, if I could use these boots, this would change my life.
But I use my only artificer thing on something I shouldn't have used it on.
Rerol it all and sock it.
And I also need more dicks, too.
I don't have any dicks.
I'm seven dicks.
That's nothing.
This is really bad, guys.
Things are not looking good.
We've got to figure this out.
See, like, my damage with bone shatter is good.
and I feel like my base melee damage is pretty good too.
See, I just wish I had something that I could really...
Like, see, it's like, I feel like my survivability is so bad.
Like, I'm supposed to be a warrior.
I'm like a wafer.
This is embarrassing.
Life for second?
No, all I have to do is clear this stage,
and I'm farther than I've...
ever been as a warrior in my life.
See that? That was me.
I did that.
O'Garn. No,
we need to find that fucking bird.
Where's that retarded fucking bird?
I did not mean to pick up that staff.
Hell J. Tarj.
What the fuck does that mean?
Worse than Repallet? No, no, it's not.
Now, I'm thinking about...
That's not true. I'm actually... I don't know what I'm thinking.
Okay. Here we go.
This is an elite. Oh, I totem, totem, totem. Tote them.
See, this is what I'm saying, right? It's like, okay, I don't need that.
And, okay, we got a support gem. All right, so let's see what we're going to get.
No, I don't care about that. I don't care about that.
All of these suck. All of these suck big dicks.
Every single one of these sucks big dicks. We don't need this. I think we on earth prolonged duration.
Uncheck recommended.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let me think about this.
All right.
Armored demolisher.
Honestly, I think we get duration.
With all of this said, everything put together, I think that duration is the best option.
Even like all of that put together.
Because that's actually so much bigger.
We need duration.
Chain?
I can't do chain
I need more dicks
where do I get dicks
prolonged duration
we're just gonna unearth
I think that's an easy decision
it's a very clean decision
it's never the wrong decision
it might not always be the right decision
but it's currently the decision we're going with
okay okay now we have to fight the boss
no no no no no
no not yet not yet
Go to your passive street and choose attribute node, take dix.
Well, I don't know if I want to do that yet, because, like, I have really good passives already that I'm working towards.
So, like, I'm not ready to do that.
Okay, let's kill this guy.
Where's this ugly fat bitch?
Look at that damage.
He's running.
He's afraid.
He's afraid of the battlemaster.
Wait, what?
Oh, I thought he...
Oh, he's...
What's there?
Can you imagine if I can parry?
He's parried?
And he's poisoned.
Come here.
Totem?
No, no, no, not yet.
I'm good. I'm good.
Just giving a minute.
Dude.
I am shocked.
Big loot.
One less danger to threaten our home.
Okay.
Greater mana.
That's better.
I guess I'm going to loot this anyway.
Wait a second.
Let me do this.
do that. Two
weapon set passive skill points.
That's huge. Okay.
I need to get more intellect.
Okay.
We have to re-spec.
Do we get intellect or do we get
dexterity?
I think we get intellect.
I think we get intellect. What do you guys think?
Int for the boots? Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Now I'm intelligent. Yes.
And then now I can get
dexterity as well. Now I'm 32.
intelligence. Okay. And I can only ID one item. Uh, what do I want to ID?
Um, I'm gonna ID this. Okay, that sucks. Let's get it anyway. All right. We'll do Freethorn first.
Let's go. Oh, which means I can use my skill gem and then I can go to skeletal sniper. And I can't get
I can't get projectiles, right? Well, it's that this is a skill gem only.
Okay. I think we go with sniper. I mean, arsonists would be really good, but I think that snipers are better. Yeah, yeah, let's go with a sniper. Let's go with that. Let's go with that. Let's go with that. No, here's, I understand why people think that arsonists are better. No, they got nerfed like five times, man. Okay, and then watch, watch, watch. Wait, what? I thought it. Oh, fuck, fuck. Okay, never mind. Um, okay. So this is where the
Clan less live. There are far more of them than I expected.
Bye. All right.
We got to get this done.
So like, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. I do this.
And then, and then we start, we start, we start, we start onerfing.
Steal yourself.
We towed them. So you look at this.
Now I'm not doing, I'm not even playing the game anymore.
I put the game on all I'll play.
And then also what we're going to do, I'm going to respect soon.
And then when I respect, I'm gonna re-spec all into armor.
Is he casting his minion skills?
No.
Absolutely not.
I use them once.
Wait, twice.
Iron Curry ass with two?
I think we have to use this.
Honestly, if I get this with two of them, that's double dicks.
That's a lot.
Watch, watch.
Watch, watch, what, what, what.
You see this?
And then I can come in and just hit him.
But you see how many of these guys there are.
He says, be gone.
I think that means he wants me to keep following him.
Yeah, no, exactly.
We had disconnecting issue.
Yeah, I had one DC.
Okay, this is the big one.
I actually, dude, I'm gonna be real, guys.
Like, I'm, like, super optimistic right now.
Like, I'm feeling like a winner.
Like you guys see kind of what I mean, right?
Like this might be my best build I ever made.
Which, I mean, it's really actually like not,
really not saying a lot.
But like, what I mean is it's actually pretty good.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, we got one more.
One more.
Wait until you get molten powers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I also haven't even increased my, like my hammer is even better, too.
I'm a little bit nervous about this boss, bro.
Like I think that we could have a bad time on this boss
There it is there it is that's huge
That's actually massive that changes my life
Got him, big dick
Okay, we're gonna go back
We're gonna attribute and we're gonna dexterity
We're gonna dexterity right there
And now I'm gonna teleport back
And see if there's a better maze to buy right now
Every level I check vendors
I need all the help I can get
Oh, let me ID.
What do you learn?
Yes.
Please.
Take your time.
Jesus, why are they so bad?
Why are these items so bad?
Every item is bad.
Okay, we're gonna get rid of this.
Um...
I think that, like, because I already have the other one, like, this is a good item, but we're vendering it.
We're vendering that, too.
and with this one, which one is better?
I'm going to vendor this one.
I'm deciding this is the better one.
Yeah, we're going to talk to Bentley.
Okay, buy and sell items.
Okay, all these suck.
These are all so bad.
They're all so bad.
That's a plus two.
This says plus two to all projectiles.
And it's a blue item.
That's really good.
I know it's annoying.
Bro.
bro.
I know you all can't see it.
Does anybody want to guess?
Give me a minute.
Coal damage to attacks.
Are there anything better than coal damage?
Do you guys want to guess what the stat on this helmet is?
Well, it says, okay, you guys know.
It says it's plus one minions.
Yeah, this is going to change my life right here.
Yeah, this is actually insane.
Okay, so.
We're going to go and we're going to do, we're going to get rid of that.
And I'm going to new modifier.
Absolutely fucking insane item right there.
Okay, so we put this on.
And then I'm going to put this on here.
Armor and Life.
Huge bonus right there.
And this is also being multiplied.
Then now we put double dicks.
That's one singular dix, to be fair.
And then I put this right here.
What?
What?
I have to get rid of my totem.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try something different, okay?
Just, just, just wait.
And now, incorrect weapon type.
What the fuck do you mean in correct weapon type?
What?
Buckler isn't the same, it's a fucking shield, okay?
I didn't know that.
Okay, let me, I don't need this.
Okay, let me just process this, all right?
I just have to process this.
This is already upsetting.
How did this happen to me?
This is not even...
I mean, 7 to 10 thorns damage is pretty good, right?
This is so much better.
Oh, man.
Like, so I can't parry with shield slam?
What the fuck?
So, when it says shield,
armor items,
but it says bucklers are a type of special type of shield,
but this says she...
Fuck this. This is bullshit. This is bullshit, guys. Armored shield? It never says armored shield. It never says that. This is such bullshit, guys. It does. Channel to charge in a target direction. You will crash into enemies in your past, stopping your charge and dealing damage to enemies. Oh. Shield wall? I'm just gonna have. Okay, I'm just gonna have. I'm just gonna have. I, I, I'm just gonna have. I.
I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm just gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna just look and look, guys.
This is just, like, I have, I had such a good thing going.
This is, I don't know how this is, I don't know how this has happened to me.
How could this happen to me?
This one looks, this one's bigger.
And it has more armor.
But this one's level six.
Which one do, I don't know which one to buy.
I'm gonna buy this one.
That'll keep you alive.
I have a vision. I have a dream.
You guys, you'll see.
Wait, so is this a martial weapon?
Okay.
Okay, all right, guys, we're back in business.
All right, everything's okay.
Okay, so we're going to do shield charge right now.
Okay?
And then R for shield charge.
And then we're going to do both of these.
What?
What do you mean?
It doesn't work. What do you mean don't? What? What? Okay, give me a minute. We have to rethink everything now. We're rethinking everything. Do I do war cry? Do I do war cry? Do I upgrade on Earth? What do you guys think? War cry? Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait.
It reset me.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, I can make a new guy.
I can make it
I can't
Okay
Alright let's chill bash
Well this is good
Oh this is
Dude
Is this it?
Oh my God
I'm out of control
I just have to do more damage
Okay
Okay this is gonna be big
But I can't Malay
Watch watch watch watch watch watch
See this
And then I do this
So I do this
So I do
I do have an attack. It's unearth. See this? I'm upset about the toe. I really don't like the fact that I lost my totem, man. I'm really upset about that.
I don't know what to do. This build is worse. No, it's not. It's obviously not. I don't know why you even say that. Like, watch this guy.
See, the only thing that we're missing out on right now. Okay. All right.
Alright, that wasn't very good, to be fair.
We just need something more that I need to do.
Wait, oh, where's my war cry?
Oh, that's the reason why it's bad.
I didn't do my war cry.
Watch.
See?
Now it's coming together.
Your passes full of melee damage, though?
Doesn't matter.
When do I get my free respect?
When do I get my free respect?
Never?
What?
No, I thought I did
Do I not?
I have to spend money
Okay
Okay, oh that's really good for me
That's really good for me
Okay, let me get these
Actually needed that
See like, look how much stun damage
That does too
Okay, here we go
And it's like also another big component to this
Is that like I'm not even dying
Like I like
Remember how I kept dying over and over?
Is that happening anymore?
Absolutely fucking not.
So I feel like this is way better.
Because it's also like way more defensive.
Yeah? No, it doesn't matter. I won't die.
Easy. Too easy.
I gotta use this.
I can't do a prior.
Could do shield charge. Let's do unearth.
Yeah, that's two point on earth. Okay, this is the big one.
I must destroy this before it goes to the big one right here.
Equipa hammer is your second weapon?
No, I know this is the right decision.
Watch, you guys are going to see, like, this boss is going to get annihilated.
And it's also the stuns, too.
No, laugh, laugh all you want.
Like, you'll see.
And I'm only going to become more powerful.
Like, as I level up, I'm going to do more and more damage.
Okay, here we go.
Does that even matter?
I didn't even take damage.
Look at this.
Who's mad?
Who's mad?
Look at that.
He can't even do anything.
I'm not even going to take damage.
Okay, that's probably bad.
Okay.
Look at that.
See?
This is me.
Why would it give me a buckler?
Why would it give me a buckler?
I just stopped wanting bucklers, and now it gives me a buckler again.
Okay, where's my, uh, where's my shit?
Okay, life regent, normal item, attack speed, strength, physical thorns damage.
I mean, that's kind of good.
Like, actually, all these suck dick.
Yeah, all these are basically dick sucker items.
I'm going to take this, and I'm going to take...
Like, I literally don't even give a shit.
I'm just going to take that.
It doesn't even matter.
Okay, let's go back.
Life-regen O.P.
That doesn't matter.
Just block everything.
Okay, and I don't know what that item is yet either.
Do you guys see what I'm saying, though, right?
About this whole, like, everybody thought that boss, like, watch,
whenever I fight the fucking...
Please.
The Ogden Villagers.
Okay, all right, so I have to go to the hunting grounds.
Trail of Corruption.
Wait, I didn't do that.
I thought I did that.
Dual shield win.
I actually don't think you can use two shields.
But if you can...
Oh, oh, I have to do this.
Okay.
And watch, watch, watch, watch.
See, now I start doing this.
Look, see?
That's me.
Just immediately stuns all of them.
They're in Calf.
Let me...
I'm gonna take that.
I'm gonna see if it's any good.
And the thing is also, like, this stun damage from this is crazy.
And I can also just block everything, too.
The only thing is, like, I'm wondering if...
Oh, badden.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I kind of want to, but I know it's the wrong answer.
Okay, let me go back to town.
Don't forget your war cry?
Yeah.
Okay, identify.
And then, okay, I'm gonna refund.
I have to go to...
Okay, so I get rid of all these.
Okay, so we want intelligence.
We did one for intelligence.
we did one for also dixterity.
And then we have two more points.
Okay.
I'm thinking.
Hmm.
I'm deciding what I should do here.
Because I could do area of effect for damage.
I can also do just do block chance.
You guys think area of effect?
Break armor.
Area.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go with that.
And then let's go with...
No, no.
Let's do life regent.
Let's do life region.
so I get life re-gen for everything.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
And then we do mass rejuvenation.
That's what we do.
Oh, so thank you.
Okay, literally don't give a shit about that.
Okay.
Okay, so what's this?
Curse enemies on Enfebel?
That's fucking retarded.
Why would I want this?
I didn't know I had that.
Uncut spirit gem.
Okay, let's do what we got here.
Physical damage frented by your armor.
using this skill releases the stored damage as a nova of spikes.
Magma barrier.
When active increases your block chance passively
and abuse your shield with lava.
Your next block with your shield will expend the lava
to create an explosion.
The easiest decision of my life.
Okay.
Do I have to activate this?
Or is it just like on?
Okay, all right.
It's now it's activation.
Okay. I still need to get another...
Dude, I don't have enough gems, man.
Dog shit.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, my shield is red.
I bet that's from the magma.
Did he say fuck you?
This is...
And now I'm... I have three endurances, too.
Is there anything else I need to do in this area?
Besides, just go through it.
I'm trying to remember...
Who's this fat bitch?
The fuck out of here.
The quest.
Okay. Oh, what's the, what's this blue thing? Oh, go go this way. Okay, all right, watch. What the fuck?
Wait, what? What the fuck? What happens if I take damage? Oh, I just block everything.
Wait, so I can really just block. Where'd the damage go? Uh, he's got a lot of help. That's all. See, look, he's got, he's got extra.
energy shield like this is a lot oh my see I earn that okay y'all ready this is gonna be
big for me this be huge throw it out I don't want to look at that anymore I don't even want to
see it that that's this is actually crazy this insane 23% armor yeah see that's
that's me okay and and now we now we have master juvenation so now now we
All my guys are getting healed all the time.
Watch.
That's me.
Watch this.
What?
Wait, I thought it happens all.
Wait, does it not happen every time?
Magma barrier, what does it say?
When fully imbued in eight seconds.
Wait, what the fuck?
I want it to happen right away.
Every eight sets, stupid.
I want it right.
No, I want it every block.
Why would I only want it every block?
eight seconds. Do I even need it for more than every eight seconds? Wait. So wait a second. So if I did
infernal cry and then I blocked, oh fuck. Are y'all sure that is there a quest I'm supposed to do here?
A crop circle. Who? Hello? Is this a dog? Skill gem four. That's actually really good for me.
Find the quest item? Okay. Well, I've narrowed it down at least. See, it's also that not
drop down damage that makes it so good.
Uh, oh, it's, I gotta go this way.
Unas loot.
Rividing Mitz.
Wait a second.
This is gonna be huge.
This is about to change my life, watch.
That's actually really fucking good.
Like, I'm gonna be honest. Like, that's fucking insane.
That's so good.
That's so fucking good.
It's big dick, yeah it is.
Where did this loot at?
Oh, that's right.
I remember, like, I was like,
The loot had like a meme to it.
I have to find the loot in the loot box.
Right.
See, I was, I was, this is why I was fucking thinking.
I was, I've been thinking about just like three minutes now.
I'm like, what the fuck was this again?
Oh, maybe it's over here?
Oh my God.
Where the fuck did it?
Oh, it's got, I see it.
I found it.
I found it.
Watch this, watch this.
See what, watch what happens.
Watch what happens.
Watch what happens.
That's what happens.
Got it. We got the loopbox.
I can put right one thing at least.
Okay.
I think that's everything in the area, right?
Hose Mad. Is that everything?
Nagm actually rips?
Yeah, no, I honestly, I...
I know everybody's making fun of me,
but, like, I actually think that things are coming together really well.
The only concern that I have right now is my weapon.
Because my weapon, like, I don't have enough support gems.
I need more support gems.
I need like 10 more support gems
Like I would ask people for stuff
But like I don't like
Do it see what happens
See what happens
That's what happens
And you can see now none of my guys die either
Oh we got in a board of Beatty
Okay there we go
Pro choice the fuck out of them
Victim
Shield Hero yeah
It's against POE
TOS to ask for stuff
No it's not actually
It's against POE
TOS to give stuff away
I know it might sound odd
Or it might not make sense to you
But the reason why is that they don't want P-O-E
Like streamers to feel like they're buying viewers
So by like giving away stuff
So it's against the TOS
I actually think it's a huge W
See this?
Watch, watch watch
That's what happens
We gotta do something about this
magma thing though i got to get another uh uh we got to get the pierce actually you know what like
i just need more support gems man where do i get more support gems just luck fuck okay
because i need a lot of them i wasted them because i didn't have the vision now i have the
vision oh oh it's inside this house there's a special thing inside this house i forgot what it was
but something renly yeah yeah there it is okay oh
This is what I'm saying.
Like, this stun that this does is insane.
Okay, all right, watch this.
This is gonna say plus two to minions.
It didn't even say plus one.
This is really bad, guys.
Ass, it is ass.
It's got a lot of stats, but it's still ass.
I've got to get that minion helmet, man.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
Damn.
What do you mean your satchel's full?
No, it's not.
Throw us up in away.
Let's go.
There it is.
We got ourselves to support gym again.
That's actually huge for me.
War Cry?
We'll get that damage.
Imagine being a disbeliever.
There were actually people that thought that I wasn't about to pop off.
That's fucking dog shit.
Okay, so we have a support gem?
How does this work?
So like the full imbue for the shield being eight seconds.
What does that mean?
They change magma shield?
It can be used.
used every 0.5 seconds if you block on time.
That's not what it says.
When does it say that?
Where does it say that?
Where does it say that?
They changed that?
Fuck.
Okay.
We could go with chain.
I think that chain with the snipers would be really good.
How do you guys feel about chain?
Like, 50% less damage?
That's true.
Mulsie shots better.
Do we have multi-shot?
Oh, we do.
Wait, we could do chain and multi-shot.
Fire infusion on magma barrier?
Search cool down for magma barrier?
Okay.
No.
Nothing.
You have a lot of archers go all in on single target.
It's probably also a good idea too.
I could also make my unearth do more damage.
Why don't I just do something that's really simple?
Why don't I just give my skeletal warriors more physical damage?
Because they do physical damage.
they only do physical damage.
It's the easiest decision I can make.
And that's,
it seems like it's so simple, right?
Like, I think that's, like,
I mean, it's not even a question.
Probably works.
Yeah.
And I don't know what,
actually, I'm not even going to worry about it.
So if I use physical damage increase,
here's a good question, though.
If I use physical damage increase
with unearthed,
Does that increase the physical damage of both the attack of unearth and also the unearthed?
Because if I did, then I should use that.
Because that's like, yeah, like that's kind of, that's kind of big dick, isn't it?
Okay, um, area attack damage.
Maximum endurance.
Yeah, let's go with this.
Let's do devastation.
Let's go devastation.
And I think we're going to swap this around.
So I'm going to take this one right here and I'm going to put it on unearth
Because it's just it's more efficient
I don't know if this is the right decision or not, but we're gonna go with it
Okay, you guys ready? This is the big boy
Nope
Rape will take you bastard
This is perfect
Oh, I gotta move.
I gotta move out of that.
Okay.
Oh, so I can't block.
So I don't even need to do anything.
This is amazing.
Holy shit.
This is me, dude.
And that also, by the way,
That boss is pretty hard for me to deal with.
That's pretty good right there.
Like, I mean, it's not good, but it's pretty good.
Okay.
Let's take all this stuff back.
Actually, let's go to here first.
Let's let this bitch out.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's teleport back right now.
And we're going to see if we can buy anything new.
The wall was back.
I told you it was going to work.
No, everybody was doubting me.
But, like, now you guys see what I'm in.
Together.
It doesn't work.
That's a skill gem level 5.
You know what that means?
Big Dick.
That's what it means.
Hmm.
Frost mages.
Ah.
Pain offering is good.
Yeah, but the snipers is going to give me an extra one.
Resonating shield.
I mean, like, we got to be the wall, right?
We have to be the wall.
Yeah, I'll get another one.
Okay.
Uh...
What is this here?
I guess I'm going to just get that.
I don't know really if any of these are any good.
Okay.
I'm going to see if any of this stuff is good, too.
Looks like we've just got a bunch of pieces of shit.
Yeah, we got a bunch of pieces of shit, guys.
Okay, actually, let me sell this.
I'm going to sell this, and I'm going to sell this,
I'm going to sell this, I'm going to sell that.
I probably should sell this, but I don't want to because it's orange.
Put all this away.
The undamaged summoner.
I'm telling you guys, like this.
is the best idea I've ever had.
Okay, I don't want to do that.
Please have a good mace.
Fuck you.
It's just, it's not good enough.
It has to be big good.
Like, I mean, plus one and spirit this early on
is fucking disgusting.
It's absolutely fucking disgusting.
Like, I'm actually
even shocked that I popped off that hard.
Okay, and now let's do
could do the endurance
could also just do
um
could do block
I think block is probably a good
idea
yeah let's do block and armor
minion damage
you need to stack
crit I don't know how that works
so I mean obviously not
or I know how it works
okay
I guess we're gonna do
shield charge again
just put another point into that
and then for support gem
we're gonna do
Oh wait a second. I have to put resonator shield.
Okay. I'm going to do T for this. I think, I feel like magnified area is probably just the best one, right?
But don't I have another magnified area? I do. So I can just put this on right now.
Okay, so we're going to put magnified area on right now. And then we have a second one that we can use.
hit by the shockwave lose armor
while channeling the shield
it will raise and block everything
I don't know guys
stun threshold would be good
compressed duration on magma barrier
does that do what I think it does
because does that
does compressed duration do
the reduction
because like logically it would
right? I just don't know
yes
okay I'm gonna do it
I don't know what I'm doing.
It says eight seconds.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, let's go.
I need to get one more level five.
If I get one more level five,
like, that's going to change everything.
This sprint thing is so nice.
Okay, let's try it out.
Wait, that's it?
This is the whole game?
This is perfect.
I've been waiting on this for a while.
Okay.
Oh, this is great?
I think you just won the game, yeah.
Adding Sprint makes the game so much nicer.
Yeah, it really does.
I didn't realize how good it was until I saw how good it was.
So I just...
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
Okay.
This is amazing.
This is it?
I figured it out, guys.
Wait till end game?
No, it's going to be better at endgame.
Because I'll have more levels.
Wait, why am I stunned?
Why to get stunned?
This fucking stupid.
I don't know what that was.
You are at the tunnel now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, this is working really well.
Do Seismet Cry first?
I don't have it yet.
Dude.
So all I have to do is charge and they die.
Okay, go out this one.
And it also knocks them down too, which is what's crazy.
Jesus.
Also out of stamina stunts you?
No, that's bullshit.
Probably not true.
Oh, it seems like it's actually true.
Yeah.
That's kind of stupid.
Yeah, this is...
This is really good.
Lester Adaperoon.
It's bringing it to a taste of attack.
Yeah, I know.
I know. I know that part, okay?
And also, really soon, I'm going to be able to get another one of my guys.
Jesus.
Look at damage.
Wait, what is this?
Is there an item over here?
No, there's not.
Okay, all right, let's go this way.
The Counts orders.
Fuck that bitch.
Let's see how he does in boss battles.
That's the thing, man.
I feel like it's going to do really well in boss battles.
I actually think I'm going to pop off in a boss fight.
The only concern I have is that, like, I can run out of stamina.
Like, I don't think, like, there's got to be, like, a stat that makes it to where that can't happen, right?
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, no, for sure, for sure.
Okay, all right, so you got this guy, right?
So you stun him.
Oh, I gotta use this.
Maybe unearth isn't the right decision.
Because, like, look at the damage this does, though.
Like, that's insane.
Isn't there a cocksucker I'm supposed to kill here?
In like a church or something like that?
I feel like there is.
Yes, I thought so.
We gotta find them.
We're gonna go back to town and see if we get a good item.
Okay, this is huge.
Your heavy stun build-up.
Oh, that's actually really good.
Yeah, that's really good.
Okay.
Let me teleport back.
Hopefully we get a better item now.
First four?
I thought it was first four of two.
And now we kind of know what we're looking for.
So...
So...
Wow.
Wow.
What a bunch of pieces of shit.
What a bunch of fucking garbage?
Which a fucking trash.
Wow.
Okay, let's talk to this guy.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's a lot of stuff.
No, that's good, though.
Mm.
All bad.
Everything's bad.
Is there thorns?
Yeah, there is.
I don't know how good it is.
We need to get one more level five.
I wonder if this is the right play.
Because like I don't really know like is it really that good.
This stripping armor away.
What kind of physical?
Do my archers do physical damage or poison damage?
Logically they would do poison damage, right?
Or logically they would do physical damage, right?
Is? Okay.
I thought so I wasn't sure.
We gotta find this dick, sucker.
See, like, this is going pretty well.
Go all in on defense?
Well, I got more armor.
I thought it was this one.
So, yeah, I've already got more armor.
Like, things are already improving in a big way.
Very big way.
Okay.
Maybe it's up this way.
Oh, we're going to kill them.
So what we need to do is we need to have, like, a way that we can, like, kill all these mobs.
Whenever they're at, like, something.
Oh, maybe, maybe it's this way.
It must be this way, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here it is.
Okay.
All right, you guys ready?
Here we go.
Do what, see what happens.
Do it, see what happens.
Do it, see what happens.
See what happens.
Do it, see what happens.
See this?
This is what it means to be a champion.
Okay.
Boysen them.
Why do my minions die?
That's what's so dumb.
Like, if it wasn't for that, everything would be fucking fine.
I'd just need more of them, man.
20 life.
Okay.
You need to instruct your minions use their skills?
Yeah, I did.
Man.
In the corners,
watching and waiting.
Hold space for sprint.
Yeah, it's not going to help me there.
That's so unsettles our minds.
It sits.
I don't know.
I'm still so uncertain about what to do.
Because I do so well on clear speed,
but on that boss,
that just really took a while for him to die, you know?
So I'm thinking to myself, like,
was that a W or an L?
I feel like that was kind of an owl.
You know, like,
go back to the altar.
they can create a special corrupt item.
I'm not gonna fuck around with that.
I guess actually, you know what?
I have to go back over there anyway.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay, I'll go do it.
You gotta switch builds?
No.
The altar?
No?
No, bro.
Like, you can't do...
No, no, no, y'all are lying.
Bate?
I mean, to be honest, like, actually got me
because there was a separate icon on the map.
I thought it was.
Jesus Christ.
This is...
That was pretty good.
Hunting Spar?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Okay, this could be the big one.
Do I...
Do I normal to rare this item?
Do I do it or not?
It's too early?
It's probably...
It's a mistake to do it.
I should not do it.
But I want to do it.
I definitely want to do it.
Massive mistake?
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I can't afford...
This build is already avant-garde enough, okay?
Like, I...
It's already...
It's already fucked up.
I just...
I have to buy a new mace
from the fucking vendor.
That's what needs to happen.
The currency you have is unleveling.
There are now greater currency versions.
Wait, really?
It's like a while before you find better.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like, this bitch is just so much damage, bro.
Reflect thorns, all that?
Yeah, I know.
I know, I know.
I just don't know how all of it fits together.
Because, like, right now, like, I don't have enough reflective damage for it to work.
So I have to have minions that augment my abilities.
The question is that, like, later on, like, late game,
do I swap completely away from minions
and rely entirely on just survivability through reflective damage?
Which is, like, in a perfect world, the answer to that is yes.
That is what I do.
But I think having minions also is like, it's very convenient too.
So like I don't know.
Like I'm just thinking about this a lot.
I'm thinking out loud.
It's some max reflect damage.
I have no idea.
Big money.
It's a bit boring.
Just reflect.
Well, the idea, so my goal whenever I play a video game is to not have to.
Like my goal in an ARPG is to be able to have a build that I don't even need to do anything with.
Like everything just dies.
on its own. Like that's my, that's my master plan. Herrpeo is building. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like, I mean, I, see this magma shit does so well. And also the heavy stun buildup.
Oh, actually I need to make sure I don't do that. The only way to win is to not play. Actually,
you know what? Let me change this. Um, because I feel like every game, that's like, like,
like, fucking right click is always my block button. Every single time.
Wait, there's two different areas.
Oh, shit.
But we just pulled somebody apart.
Okay, let's do this.
What's in here?
Torture log.
I don't want that.
I'm going to try to get my last level and see if I can get a special item.
One more level.
There's got to be extra mobs, right?
Don't tell me there's no extra mobs.
Yeah, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, this is it.
Big dick.
Big dick. See, I gotta use my I have to use my war crime more too. That's another big problem I have is I'm not doing that
Okay, hopefully we get a really good item out of here. Okay
If I don't get a good item out of the vendor, I'm gonna say fuck it
And I'm just gonna I'm gonna use the Alcorp on the on the mace. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna go it. I'm gonna go fuck
The village has been destroyed
The madness has already reached
I'm not going to lose my fuck total.
Okay, never mind.
Sorry.
I was just...
Please.
Okay, this has got to be good.
It's bad.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna have to do it.
I don't think that's good.
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Okay.
Let me see I can buy anything here.
All fucking garbage.
Okay.
I'm gonna do it.
This is just...
It's just not what should have...
It's just not what should happen.
It's not what should have.
happen. It was not meant to have. It was not meant to be. All right, let's do it. Let's beat his
fucking ass. All right. Let's beat his fucking ass. Let's do a pitch.
Yes. This is huge. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Big damn.
Big damage.
What?
We're doing big damage.
Big damage.
What?
He's dog.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, do it.
See what happens.
See what happens.
See what happens.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh.
Oh.
It knocks me down.
Does it matter?
Does it matter?
Nope.
Wait, it doesn't re-ch-what?
What?
Okay, big damage.
Okay, big damage.
All right.
Got him, got him.
Big damage.
Do the thing.
This is how good I am.
Am
Watch watch watch watch ready
I've got
I've already one
I've already won
That's it
I can do it by the way
I'm just lazy
Okay all right all right big dick
Big dick on him, big dick on him, let's go.
Oh, big dick.
Oh, big dick on him.
Let's go. Get out of here.
Nope.
Wait.
Why's my health going down?
Fucking got him.
That's right.
Allow me to clear your mind.
If only for a moment.
That's right.
Bromal's died?
You're right. I almost died.
I almost died.
It's true.
Let's true.
I almost died.
Where has she taken the least?
I found messages from the desert.
Hmm.
From the Vastiri?
Yes.
Find her.
Kill her.
But first, please
stop the madness
as you wish.
Make haste.
Let us return to Cleofeld to make our preparations.
Oh.
Oh, get them out of here.
Get them out of here.
Dead!
I don't want to look at that.
Fuck.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Okay.
We can find...
Yeah, whatever bitch.
Yeah, whatever bitch.
We must...
Follow the beast's trail.
The trail of corruption.
We will travel east.
You won the game.
Every attempt to control it has ended in catatolls.
You won the game?
I know.
The problem is that like what I need to do?
I need to figure out a way to generate corpses so I can use unearthmore.
I have to figure out also like what my ascendancy is going to be.
Because once I figure out my ascendancy, I feel like,
like that that's really gonna change my life.
What's this bullshit?
No, I'm gonna go a fuck about this.
Resistance penalties 10%.
What the fuck?
What the fuck does that mean?
Why is everything bad?
All the items are bad.
We gotta get that next level.
We get that next level, we go so much harder.
Tmu vendors?
Yeah, these vendors suck dick, man.
Like actual like dick-sucking
Vinders. Watch, watch, watch what I do. Watch what I do.
Easy.
So easy. See, this is what I was saying.
Like, this is the best warrior build I've ever made.
This is it. You're looking at it right now.
I think I'm dead.
No, it is. This is the best one I've ever done.
The secret is just used minions.
No, no, no, no. It's not. That's not what we're doing.
Because the thing is, like, also, as a warrior, like, you can't,
like warriors can't fucking do anything that's the problem why is it why they never do it
there see see that minion zero damage build no i'm doing crazy what do you mean zero what do you mean
zero what do you mean zero damage like what are you all talking about like i'm doing crazy damage
you get armor explosion on resonating uh shield for clear i don't know what that is
yeah see see look at that those guys died pretty fast right how about that
How about that? Yes, see?
This is good.
Didn't they buff melee minions?
So that's what I'm going to do is that...
So this is the plan.
Is I'm going to get all Malay minions.
And so what's going to happen is that
all my minions are going to be scaled off of critical stuns.
And so what's going to happen is that
I'm going to be able to do that.
Like, they're all going to die, right?
Yeah, this is...
I've got a whole plan.
I've got everything planned out, guys.
See, that's what I really need to do.
I need to do that fucking...
I need to do that war cry shit.
That's the problem.
That's the one thing that I'm missing out on right now
that I'm not doing.
I should be doing it.
I should be doing war cries.
Emotional support minions?
No, no, no.
You should look at hollow palm on the tree?
I don't know what that is.
That's always good when that happens.
Painted tower shit.
I probably should get another shield, too.
How good is my shield?
It's actually pretty good.
Maybe not.
Nice minion build.
This isn't a minion build.
I just don't have right now.
I don't have the utility to make it a non-minion build.
But whenever I do, like, that's, that's going to be it.
Okay, let's kill this gun.
Look at that.
Look at that.
See?
Wait, where's the?
Oh, I thought that was.
the boss.
Okay, I'm gonna stun him.
I'm gonna stun him right here.
Got him?
Huge damage.
Watch, now he dies.
See?
See?
See?
I told you I could do it.
There it is.
It's that easy, gentlemen.
That fucking easy.
Should I keep, I think I should keep looting helmets.
Oops.
Um, because that way I can get a special item.
Ooh. Okay, all right, alright, here we go.
Oh, it's the same stuff. Okay. Let's go on the caravan.
See, it's just like, it...
Okay, uh, identify. Let me identify.
And she's the one that sells shit, right?
All right, that's all garbage.
Wait, what? Wait, all these are bad.
Wait, everything's just bad.
But to me it's all bad.
What the fuck?
What the f- what the-f-
Sands guide you.
Speak out.
You're young one.
Shit.
Okay, uh, let me look at this.
That's garbage.
Uh, I, I don't even want, honestly, I don't want, I don't even want to look at that.
I'm just gonna get rid of it.
Okay, talk to Sekema.
Okay, let's go talk to her.
How many different attributes are there?
There's a lot.
I am a remainer.
That's a consult with her.
You see Creative Exhibition 33 said there'll be more games than a franchise?
Yeah, I did, but I'm not really sure what that means.
Okay, to go to the areas of corruption.
So what does that mean?
So that's go to the waypoint?
That's not it.
How the fuck do I go over there?
Maybe you have to talk to her.
Probably talk to her.
Okay, look at that.
After I get this next level, I should be able to buy something good.
Okay.
Why have we stopped?
Okay, we can't do that. We gotta go back.
I would, if I had to rate my build right now, I would say it's like a seven.
I think it's like a seven.
Like it's not super good.
I mean, I think we all know it's not super good.
But like, it's not super bad either.
It's a four.
You guys think it's a four?
A four?
What do you mean?
What could they need so much metal for?
You could outfit an army with a mind of this scale.
A fucking four, man.
I don't know about that.
I think it's higher than a four.
It's off meta.
It's plus two.
Yeah, this is, this is, I, I will say that I, if you can believe it,
I did all this by myself.
This is completely my own creation.
Okay, this is actually really big.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I already had one of those.
Oh, I forgot that I had, I forgot,
about it. Oh, that's the reason why. Okay. Okay, there we go. Good. All right. And then now we
get another sniper, right? Wait, what? I thought I got... Fuck. Motherfucker. I'm pissed,
man. Frostmage is next. I feel like, I mean, do I, I don't think I really should use Frost.
I mean, like, maybe I should. I just don't think so. I mean, like... Okay. Let's kill these guys.
Turn off Magma Shield. Do you do another sniper then? Yeah, but Magma Shield helps a lot.
Okay, let me, let me teleport back.
I can actually probably do almost two snipers at that point too.
Like, I don't know, maybe Magma Shield isn't worth it, but I feel like it is.
Okay, what do we want to go with now?
Evasion rating, I don't care about that.
Allies have attack speed increased.
That's pretty good.
I think we go with this area of attack damage again.
We could also go with armor.
Let's go with breaking armor.
Always go damage, yeah.
Okay, let's see what we get.
There has to be something good, right?
One of these has to be good.
It's not good.
It's not good, guys.
Yeah, they're not good.
Trade for one?
No, it's literally like the day one of the fucking league.
Not kind of any trade, man.
Okay.
Okay, all right, watch this, watch this.
So I'm gonna summon all these guys.
What?
See, look.
Nothing's happening.
Bro, why is he not killing them?
Okay, there we go.
Massive damage?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty good, right?
Ooh, that's a lot of mobs.
Half your damage is your minions?
Yeah, I know, but the other half is me.
Okay.
See, I'm not summoning them fast enough, man.
Thorne's instead of minions, Thorne's got buffed.
I don't know how Thorns works.
Like, I feel like I have to wait.
I mean, to be fair, I haven't really died.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, my God.
Okay, Shabbard hood.
We probably don't need that, but I'm going to see if it has a special...
Nope.
Okay, all right.
Are there any of these that are big dick?
Harold of Purity is?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, that seems a swarm of insects.
Well, I like the sound of that.
That sounds real good.
I got them roaches around me, true.
Grant Armour and Thorns.
What do y'all think?
Do I go with the roaches or do I go with Iron Ward?
Also, do I have to activate this or will it activate when it maxes out?
The main scale for thorns is the thornskin support?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Other sources of damage reduction.
I mean, is blocking a source of damage reduction?
Yes.
It's damage negation.
It's that you're, like, technically you're right.
But you can also reduce damage by 100%.
We're roaching out.
I don't give a fuck, bro, like we're roaching out.
I don't care.
Okay.
Um, and we need, uh,
I'm gonna get on earth again.
I probably should get pain offering, but we're gonna get on earth.
Why's not do so much damage?
Okay.
Yeah, I feel like this is, like, I...
Creature!
I feel like we have, like, we have something here that's really good.
The problem is that I don't know what it is.
But I know that there's something here that's like really, really, really good.
Like, but wait, wait a minute.
What if what if instead of minions?
I just got every buff that makes me do reflect damage
And I just stick what what if I did that?
Like because
Because then at that point right like that way I don't have to I don't have to play the game anymore. This shit's this
This shit's boring bro like I want to play this
Okay, give me a minute. Let me look at this
Okay, minion instability.
This is like an omega big dick item for...
So I do unearth.
Minion instability would be so good, but I don't think that's really what I should do.
I think I just do brutality, honestly.
Like, that seems like the smart idea.
Okay, let me remove this.
What about level two?
Rickshay could be cool.
That could be badass if I had that.
What about resonating shield?
What about this?
after moving at least two meters.
Three rage.
40% damage reduction?
Yeah, I know.
No, no, it didn't say that.
It didn't say that.
What are you talking about?
No, it didn't say that.
I'm not going to use this bullshit, number one.
This one looks good.
This one's big good, though.
Like, I could also just do physical damage.
I could just do physical damage.
Like, because if they do, well, no,
because if they do elemental damage, that's not going to work.
You follow your heart.
No, it's a good idea. No, it's smart, that's smart. I like that idea.
And the momentum. That's the right decision.
Watch. It's not doing any damage. Why is it not doing any damage?
It-
These Farid and play a dangerous game.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Follow your heart. Yeah, how is how I end up with 50 minions?
It's just the way it's the real reason why, I,
I'm gonna tell you the real reason why.
It's because minions are really good early game.
Like they're super good early game.
Like they're also good late game, but they're very, very good early game.
And because of that, your heart was wrong?
No, no, no, no, watch, watch.
Look at me now.
Look at me now.
See that? Who's wrong now?
Where's my mana?
Oh.
Oh.
Get out of my life.
What?
Why am I stunned?
Okay. Are he making a guide for this? No. No, I wasn't I wasn't planning on it. Like maybe I could do maybe I could do that. Yeah, maybe maybe people would want that. People want to cut. People want to know how to do this. Is that it? I wish they were faster, man. Who's this red bitch? Oh, who's this? Uncut another skill. Another skill, Jim. We got to loot those helmets. We got to get a good eye.
item out of those helmets super important I've been trying to hold their
all on the talentry notes no I'm gonna do anything I haven't been doing shit
oh actually speaking of that what I got another point right oh this is big this is that's
really big so like the idea I don't really know what I'm doing like actually like
I was about to say but like yeah I don't really know what I'm doing uh but the thing is the
So we do have like, like there's a, like it's not that I don't have any idea.
It's that I don't really have like I don't really know what the fuck I'm doing, right?
But like, I have kind of an idea what the fuck I'm doing.
It's not not a good idea.
We got to get those.
We got to get those minions level up again.
I think the problem right now is that what I think I need to do, what I think I need to do,
is I need to completely reorient my mindset.
And instead of doing any minion stuff,
I reorient entirely around reflect damage.
The only problem that I see there is that reflect damage,
like, how do you maximize reflect damage against a single target?
Because like reflect damage, AOE is really good, right?
But like, how do you maximize against single target?
Like that's the part that I'm not putting together
Thorns? Yeah, but like doesn't Thorne's scales like for each individual though
Right, that's what I don't understand
This is it
Y'all ready to see it you guys ready that's better
That's way better like that's that's way fucking better like
Literally 53% like 50% more damage
That's like over half.
I feel like I'm already doing more damage.
Pick up items with sockets?
Nope.
Do you 1% more damage for minions is nice?
Yeah.
So like, but that's what I'm thinking I need to do, right?
Is that I need to reorient myself into thorns.
Later on you get a support gem for breaking armor that increases armor and gains thorns.
Yeah.
What happened here?
But the only concern that I have is like, how do I...
How do I scale that?
I just I just don't know yet that's all you go for minion build go warbringer for ascension
Titan is raw damage yeah I know I know I just don't know what the what the right option is yet
that's all where are my minions I thought so they have level five skeleton warriors
where are they oh they're here but doesn't say they're here that's so confusing to me
Like, yeah. Okay.
Sanct them built with thorns.
I'm gonna be honest.
Like, I'm probably just gonna, I'll probably just get carried on that shit.
Like, I'm not even sorry.
Like, I'll just get carried.
I have the same bug.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
It is what it is.
It is a beta after all, right?
I'm gonna be real.
Like, sprinting changed this game.
Like, I didn't expect it to be as big of an improvement as it is.
But this is really nice.
Yeah, because like all the back.
backtracking and everything like it's just it's so much better okay i've got to go check the vendors
before i level up i'm gonna kill these i'm gonna go check vendors we're just run playable without it
yeah it's just it was slow bro it's just so slow
who goes there shibreary what it was this bitch have okay a bunch of fucking garbage as usual
uh what about this more fucking garbage what about that
Garbage. Okay. All right. I gotta get a good mace, right?
Here we are.
Oh my god, I hate this fucking game.
It's all gold? Yeah, that's it.
The gambling guys where it's at?
I don't know, man. I've never got a good gamb out of that.
I could try it.
Okay. Let's do it.
Let's go, bitch.
This is pretty easy.
Die, die, die.
Whoa!
Okay. Yeah, the damage is not very good. Jesus. How do, yeah, bro, like trying to avoid that without having a sprint is hard.
Oh, I'm just going to let her hit me. There's no way I die. Big dick. Big dick.
Uh-oh. Oh. Yeah. I feel like my damage is kind of low. I think that we need to, I think we need to rethink things.
We got we got we got we got we got rethink everything.
We have to rethink everything that we've been doing.
You need reflect?
I think I do.
I think that right now I'm trying to play two characters.
Oh, uh, oops.
Like, right now I'm trying to play two characters.
And I need to start playing one character.
That's the issue.
We've been saying that?
Yeah, but I didn't note that.
Like, I don't listen to what people say, bro.
Like, people usually fucking stupid.
So, like, I never, I never listen to.
anybody. Okay, what do we get? We got that. Okay, we got that. We got this. Uh, we got, uh,
we got, uh, yeah, it's actually kind of good. Like 180 armor. Life Regen and Thorns.
As you wish. Yeah, we got figured out. I got to get a break. I'll stop. Oh, probably played more
more. Probably a little bit more. Your new weapon has three less spirit so you lost your
Roach Armour? Are you kidding me, man?
I gotta rethink this, man. I got to rethink everything I'm doing.
Okay, so what if I do skill gem level six?
And it's still at 37 spirit. Still at 27.
I just need to get more of these aura gems, man.
Molten blast. Shield wall.
We got to figure it out, man.
Literally ore farming? Yeah, yeah.
I hope everybody enjoyed.
you know, we played more to the game today.
Usually, you know, we don't really do a whole lot of that.
But, you know, I wanted to play the game and get into it.
I'll probably go and go into it as much as I can.
You mentioned earlier the corrupt thing, some more dungeon later on.
Roblox just announced age of every good.
I'll look at that later on, probably tomorrow, and take a look at it.
But, yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed.
I know that a lot of people were pretty positive about, you know,
stuff like that happening.
If you're a dream.
I have a wonderful little of this is your night.
Yeah, for sure, man.
I hope you guys enjoyed.
I hope everybody had fun.
And I'll be back on tomorrow.
I will probably just be on at the usual time
rather than being on early.
But I might be on a little bit earlier.
It just kind of depends.
Give me one second.
I will use the bathroom down right back.
Anyway, so yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow.
We'll probably play more of this tomorrow.
I'm not entirely sure.
depends on what I have time for.
So yeah, we're going to go ahead and go from there.
And thank you guys all very much to watching.
I appreciate it.
It was good to be gone a little bit earlier.
And, you know, tomorrow I'll probably be on a bit later than today, but earlier than usual, hopefully.
So we'll see what happens.
Anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching.
I appreciate it.
I hope everybody had a good time today.
And I will see you all tomorrow.
All right, boys.
Peace.
See ya.
