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Remember what I said earlier about Paris being a shithole?
They've turned the Eiffel Tower into a PVP server.
This is a PVP area.
It's insane.
How bad this is.
Scammers!
Scammers!
Scammers!
Chammers!
Scammers!
Scammers!
Scammers!
Scammers!
Scabors!
Uh-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Scammers!
Six music!
Oh no!
Get him out of here with this stick!
Oh!
Damn!
God damn!
We just ripped that shit out his hands!
That's me fighting an army of scammers in Paris, France,
with a water gun full of fart juice,
and two professional bodyguards.
That's us running for our life.
Man!
Move!
Move!
That's it, that's it!
Drive, don, don't, drive!
Run!
Run!
started 24 hours earlier.
When I met up with
the king, a Parisian local, who
recently had his skull broken by
these scammers after calling them out for their
schemes. What the fuck?
The king was nearly beaten to
death. I brought my two professional
bodyguards in case these scammers
got violence. And five minutes in.
And you can see, dude, this guy is tanking
like four of them.
Look at this.
Violence. And five minutes in, the king
spotted some scammers for us to
Exposed I found him
Look, they're playing, they're playing
Come over here
Scammer
Scammer
Scammer
Scamber
Scamor
Scamor
Scamor, we see you
Scamer
Scamor
Scamor
Ooh
Scamor
Give me the ball
Scamer
Give me the ball now
He's
Uh oh
You're going to get his phone
Give me the ball
Give me the fucking ball
Scamor
Gimme the ball
Drop the ball
Job the ball
There we go
There we go
Drop the fucking ball
What
What?
What?
Like? Give me the map. Give me the mat. Hey, get over here. You charge us one more time.
The ball scam?
I can't give me the mat. Nobody knows what that is.
Quit scamming people. Quit fucking scamming. Don't run. Scammer!
Scammer! Give me the cop! Don't run like a bitch! I'm gonna end you!
Give me the cop! Give me the cop! Give me the cop! Don't run like a bitch!
Wait! He's doing the bull!
The ball in the cup scam?
Is he really doing the ball in the cup?
Your mother didn't rain a bitch!
That's what it is.
But you're running the street.
You're a filthy scammer.
Oh, no.
Loose, what?
Get over here.
Come back.
Come back.
They're going to get him?
Come over here.
Where is he?
They're playing.
Run, Fred.
Where is he?
Did you get him?
He gave me the ball like a good boy.
Why would he give the ball away?
I don't know why he would give the ball away.
That was amazing.
Great work. That was genius.
You're a smart man.
Christian knows what's up.
This is the admission of guilt we needed.
It's a squishy ball, too.
To the Eiffel Tower.
I ran into the doctors
and engineers that attacked me and my
cameraman last time. Oh, there's the doctors.
I came here.
Get away, get away.
He's going to throw the...
Don't touch him.
Expedition 33 was the documentary.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Throwing dirt at him, bro.
These are the real...
Live Neversa. Some of them out here, they're calling a night. They're packing it up.
It's like, I mean, they're literally walking around with like garbage bags full of shit.
Like, how is it that you can't figure these guys out and just get rid of them?
We already won the war with them. Actually, no, we didn't.
Yes.
Yeah, they're always on the right side. Let's do it.
At the other side, they're always one or two groups.
See, what's crazy is it's such a peaceful day right now.
Yeah.
Lovely that. Beautiful.
And they're just out here praying.
White shirt.
I can see him over the girl.
Are they playing the game right now?
They're not playing.
Let's go.
That's the ball.
Let's go.
Let's go.
They've not put us yet.
The guy's moving the west.
The scam is simple.
First, this con artist tells tourists they can win money if they bet correctly on which
cup the ball is under.
How do people at a certain point?
By the way, you know what this is.
We all know what this is.
You stole this off of somebody's porch or out of somebody's car.
But do you guys really think that he paid for this?
It's a torment, yeah.
Chis, the group of tourists playing the game are all accomplices working with the scammer
to lure in real tourists to play the game.
Oh, God.
The second catch is, once the real tourists play, the game becomes unwinnable
because the scammer uses a sleight of hand to steal the ball, and all the cups are now empty.
These scammers notice my camera before they finish their full scam.
That's why one of the balls is squishy.
Find the ball, find the ball, no more, see if not what in the board?
What?
No video, please.
Me?
I'm tourists.
Uh-oh.
No video?
Hello, man.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You're a scammer.
You're a fucking scammer.
You're a scammer.
You're a scammer.
Where's your buddy?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where are you at? There you are. Cackle like a little whore. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again.
Let's see this. Let's see them.
He's letting them know.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You can see that, bro. Oh, oh, now he's getting agro.
We know you're scamming. We know you're scamming.
We know you're scam. We got...
Don't get them off. Don't scam. Don't scam. Don't scam. You're the criminals.
Yeah, I'm talking to you. You don't...
Quit shuffling like a little witch, you demon.
Man, go back home.
You're by band, you're banned too. You're banned too, witch.
Oh God.
Cumbering ball scammers.
Look at this.
Look at this.
They use these games to steal your money.
This right here, little balls like this.
Don't play their games.
Man.
You think everyone here's stupid, don't you?
Get the fuck out of Paris.
Band, deported.
You're out of here.
Remigration, remigration,
he's scamming people with the cup of ball games,
stealing their money.
Take a photo of his face right here.
Don't you, up.
Don't you, up.
Don't try some shit.
Try it.
Try it.
I promise you. Try it. Try it.
I don't understand. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
To comprehend.
To comprehend.
Bonjour, motherfucker.
Quit scamming.
Quit scamming.
Take a photo of his face right here.
It's a filthy fucking scammer right here.
He's stealing money from Thomas.
You criminal, you filthy fucking vagabond.
How many years have you...
I love how he goes after the old guy because he can't run away.
And then everybody else roaches out on him, too.
been a filthy fucking criminal
You should try something
That's what you get
What you're walking to?
That's what you get
Where's the layer of demons?
There's the layer of demons
Spaner
Span point
Stammer
Stammer
Spamor
Same point
Slamor
Shame
You beety little lizard
Cower to the lair
Cower to the lair
We're tired of you
You're gonna go under the bridge
You're a filthy way
You're a filthy way to stay
Yeah
Yeah what
Easy what
Easy what
Keep what?
Keep walking
You're the child of
a dirty little whore, you know that?
We hate you.
This is a scam as oldest time.
You're not even inventive.
You didn't even come up with this.
You didn't even come up with it.
He's right.
You deserve to get your shit rocked.
We're pacifist, though.
I'm a pacifist.
I'm not.
He's not.
That's why we brought him.
Oh, look at it, bro.
Like, it's more of them up there.
Oh, my God.
You missed.
You missed.
He's throwing water.
Looks like an admission of guilt.
Let's get it.
What a bunch of wrong.
rats. Oh no. What are you doing? Missed again. Let's get them. Let's get these bucks. Come on. We're
coming back. Scammers. Scammers, they know. Oh-oh. They know. The locals know. Where do they go?
I like how they just go to the Eiffel Tower and just wait for them to spawn. It's like a, you know, like a high-density farming spot.
God, they spawn left to right. Let's go. You ready? Yeah. Another one.
It spawned, man.
hunting down ops from above, my cameraman Pasha stayed behind talking smack, and the scammers saw this as the perfect opportunity to attack.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Fuck, we don't do about it.
Fuck, you gonna do about it.
But this fool was instantly humbled as my cameraman defended himself with 100% legal anti-scammer spray.
Uh-huh.
Cool, fuck, I got a whiffel.
Fuck, you and your scammer family, too.
And I was so caught up looking for scammers, I almost walked to shambors.
I almost walked straight into a bus.
So Pasha sprayed him
because he got bum rushed by him.
He bullrushed him, yeah.
Tell us what.
Oh, shit.
Hey, good save.
Bodyyard, you get erased.
Good work.
Where are you guys visiting from?
Uh, San Francisco area.
Okay, okay.
Whatever you do, don't play the cup and ball game.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're colluding.
Yes, exactly.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
Look at how beautiful this is.
So you think of all these beautiful monuments.
Yeah.
And they're written.
with these insects, these pests.
Okay, we see them right there.
True.
I'll go for it.
I'm just get a few more face shots.
It's the same family.
We got Mickey Mouse over there.
Hello, Mickey.
Hello.
Bye-bye.
He's a nice man.
I'll be back with $5.
Okay, they're literally...
Back to $5.
Anyone.
He'll be like, right, okay,
let's pack out.
Waits these guys fuck off.
Yeah?
No, they're arrogant as hell.
They're emboldened.
Are you ready?
The roaches are already back.
It's our intelligence.
Let's go.
Oh, geez.
The next faces.
So we have the woman.
We are.
Yeah? It's right here though
Gene's guy?
We're trying to find some guys scamming. Do you know?
Do you know who this is?
The guy's ducked find the bus.
Oh, there is. Who's that? Who's that man?
Scaming, do you know?
Do you know who this is?
The guy's ducked find the bucket.
What?
They're so stupid.
This is amazing.
It's so fucking retarded.
Oh, there is.
Who's that?
Who's that?
What the fuck is.
What is that?
Just another, don't do it.
Careful, careful, careful.
Don't do it.
Careful, careful.
Why are you hiding behind a bush?
What?
Why are you hiding, why are you hiding?
We're just, it's me.
Oh, it's fine, fine.
Oh, oh.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You're scammers.
You are scammers.
We signed stemming.
He started saying the same thing.
He started saying the same thing.
Scammers!
Scammers!
I like how...
Cammers!
Police!
Scammers!
This guy is.
like, are you fucking kidding me?
I just wanted, dude,
I just wanted to go to France.
I just wanted to go on fucking vacation.
Oh my God. Oh, Jesus.
Scammers!
Fuck you! That's it. That's right.
Yeah. On face, yeah.
Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.
Nebron fatigue, yeah.
It's the fat one. Find out in a minute.
These little scammers playing the cup and ball game.
Look at them, you little bitch! You call the police now?
Scammers right here. Scammers right here.
Right here. Oh, they immediately get them.
filthy little dog. We know what you're doing.
They're scammers. Don't play dumb.
Oh, he's running away.
Not the scammers.
Oh, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck.
How are the police not getting him?
The scammers, we have the one video.
We have the one video.
He's right there.
You too, fat cell.
What's your BMI?
Fuck your mother.
Oh, fuck your mother.
That's the fifth time.
I've heard this.
Get a real job.
Get a real job.
Go back home.
You come here to skit.
He's fat retard to just show up.
I'm innocent tourists.
You're disgusting.
You're disgusting.
You're not welcome, France.
You're not welcome in Europe.
Full stop.
Is this the fat one hiding behind the bush?
Europeans cheat.
Oh yeah?
Yeah?
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're just a criminal.
You're not even human.
Once you become a film, you're not human.
You're not a European jokers.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, see, see.
Ah.
Yeah, see, see.
Be quiet, you're not the police, bro.
Get the hell out of here.
Of course, of course.
I didn't use it.
It's legal.
There you go.
It's legal, though.
It's legal.
Why are you scamming people?
See, this is what's so crazy is that the police are investigating the guys that are trying to stop the scammers.
Isn't this embarrassing?
Isn't this so sad?
El Frantz?
Yeah, this is crazy.
It's not their job.
If the police is not their job to arrest people that are scamming to risks and doing this stuff, then whose job is it?
Batman?
Huh?
I'm your justice bitch.
We're doing a job.
I'm protecting him.
I'm getting paid to protect him.
He's at YouTube.
You know who he is.
When you see this, you call the police.
Au revoir.
Just move.
Keep walking.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
Shut the fuck.
Listen.
I don't want to hurt these people.
So I use this.
So they leave us the way.
That's it.
We don't want to.
Who are you?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
This person has no brain.
I'm going to defend myself in a minute.
They won't.
I'm going to defend myself in a minute.
You're trying to protect your scam or business as well.
So we have the Eiffel Tower nation of scammers.
We have the gypsy scammers.
It's a thieves guild meeting.
Oh, God.
It's the whole thieves guild.
I go with the whole thieves guild.
Oh, my God.
Trying to co-op the police into their operation right now.
Just be quiet.
Oh, but, but, just shut up.
Just shut up.
This guy, this guy attacked.
He attacked my cameraman.
This man's charged and he bull rushed.
Get the fuck away from you.
They got the video.
They scam.
They scam.
They attack first.
You see how they respawn?
Look, look, he says he wants me to come down there.
We can meet you.
They always respond.
Where is your friend?
Shut the fuck up.
I'm scamming.
Can I, why?
Just shut the fuck up.
I'm crazy.
I'm crazy.
Oh, very crazy.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
He's going to say that he's just walking in the street.
He wasn't, though.
We have footage.
Are you leaving or no?
Yeah, we can leave if you want us to.
All right, we'll leave.
Okay, all.
Okay.
Thank you.
police are making them leave, but letting the scammers, quote, work in the street.
So, like, a long time ago, like, France had Napoleon.
Like, whatever happened with that, huh?
Because I feel like they kind of used to be, like, badasses.
I mean, they colonized the fuck out of Africa.
They helped us win a revolutionary war.
They had Napoleon.
And, like, now we've got this limp dick bullshit.
What the hell happened, guys?
Damn, what the hell happened?
Francis Cud?
Well, y'all got to stop doing it.
They exiled them twice?
Thank you.
Okay.
We can come back to Eiffel Tower?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thank you.
Sorry, merci, merci, my friend.
Can we be friends?
No, no.
They want us to leave.
Let's go.
My, my phrase.
This is embarrassing, bro.
This is embarrassing.
Protection?
It's legal.
It's legal.
France fell apart when I tried to take European countries
Well now
Now they're getting taken themselves
He doesn't want to kill you
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
Thank you thank you merci I'll see
Unbelievable okay the cops are good
Their hands are tied clearly
They can't do anything
That's embarrassing
That's so embarrassing
What the least confiscated my bodyguard
Fred's anti-scammer spray
We ran into more doctors and engineers
That tried to kill me
And like what is this
How do you let this happen
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Back to Paris.
How are you doing?
We're good.
Hey, we have a peace treaty today.
We're focused on them, all right?
Le Paz.
We're focused.
We're focused.
Bro.
They're selling that Ali Express, Timo, Life,
food towers for $20 again, man.
On them, we've moved in the past.
I forgive you.
No, I don't.
Actually, no, I don't.
If you come, name you, I don't.
I don't forgive him. He's already agro again.
What the fuck?
We have peace. We're moving.
We're moving.
Oh, my God.
This is the guy we met the first video right here.
This is the first one who's the same guy.
Is it actually the same exact guy?
We're not engaged in a peace treaty with them.
Yeah, you know what?
I think it might be.
I don't have time to fight them.
There's too many enemies out here right now.
We're in a tactically retreat to the rest of the crew.
Fred, why are you concerned?
They're starting to form lines around here.
This is where Pasha got jumped in the night.
Just to give you a purview of the whole scene.
Okay.
Why are this so smooth?
We're getting scared.
Peace.
Peace treaty.
All right, they want to fight.
They love the blood.
One of the guys earlier today was like, that's Pasha.
Oh.
They know you.
They know you.
They know you.
Bridge over there.
There's like at least 40 people as well.
They want us dead.
It's time to walk.
I think we just get a taxi to walk on out of here.
year.
They're feeling us right now, right there.
We don't want to.
Oh, my God.
How do people and friends, this is a, it is just unfathomable that people put up with
this shit.
Really?
Why do people put up with this shit?
Like, everybody knows who they are.
Everybody knows who's doing it.
Let's get in Uber and go because no matter where we go.
How is this to continue?
I don't know.
Yeah, Uber and go.
Hey, this is the guy who's foaming at the mouth.
This is the guy foaming at the mouth last time.
I remember you, my friend.
My friend.
Almost itching to tweak at me.
He was going, I remember this.
He was rabid.
He was rabid.
We're getting the nastiest of looks over there.
Look at him.
Look at them.
Look at them.
One of the tourists.
Look at them.
They're like, come down.
We've learned from our mistakes.
We are wizened and seasoned fighters now.
They're all the way over there.
Look at them.
They love it.
They love it.
There are so many of them.
Oh, my God.
Look at them all.
this is insane
with all the little fake
the little rinky dink
Eiffel towers they have right outside there
like why this is what's so crazy
is that you import these people
from these third world countries
these shitholes and then they come here
and they turn it into the shitholes that they left
this is what they do over in those countries too
they have these weird pop-up markets
where they're selling little pieces of bullshit
and scamming people
and now they're in France doing the same thing.
Import the third world, become the third world.
That's where we're at.
I don't know what this is...
It is just... I can't, I cannot understand this.
Infinite supply of them.
Yes, they recognize...
It's crazy.
How you doing, my friends?
Unbelievable.
They're gonna fucking do some shit.
Oh, oh.
We have peace treaty.
Actually, no, fuck off you.
Fuck off you.
Fuck you.
Him over there.
Yeah.
I remember his face.
Truly just a lot of familiar places.
We're good.
We're good.
Hey, I remember you.
Peace, peace.
Peace, treaty.
Peace treaty.
We're good.
Okay.
We've established peace.
We don't want any trouble.
I just want to establish.
I think I do.
We cannot fight them or defeat them.
We're good.
How you doing?
Okay, we may get jumped.
We'll make it jumps.
Let's get, let's go into, we go.
Hundreds of them out here.
There are more.
Would you cause a revolution over this?
I mean, I don't think you need a revolution.
You just need to have people vote and be like, guys,
let's just get rid of all the scammers that are
stealing people's stuff.
Like, you know, all the people that have, like, these, like, pop-up shops that aren't even
supposed to be in the country?
Well, why don't we just get rid of them?
And everybody's like, yeah, I guess so.
Okay.
I feel like it's actually pretty easy to do.
But, like, would I have a revolution over this?
Absolutely.
I mean, because if you can't live in peace without being terrorized by groups of random foreigners,
like, I mean, do you really live in a country that's worth being in?
Not really.
And I think that really, I mean, like, your day-to-day,
safety is one of the things that matters the most.
And if you live in a place where you can't even ensure a citizen's day-to-day safety,
as a government, you have failed.
You have failed.
That is the prime function of a government is to ensure the safety of its citizens.
If it is not fulfilling that prime function, then you need a new government.
They're looking at us like they want to eat us, like we're a tasty meal.
We want peace.
The problem is, no matter how good you are, funny.
Look, the taxi dipped with no one in it.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
Uh-oh.
Fucking joking me.
I was going to get the jacket.
No, we know.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Are you stressed?
Yeah.
Because there's so many.
Of course.
There's so many.
Of course.
Okay, that's the thing.
There are far more than I remember.
Oh shit.
They're responding.
They're responding.
We're responding.
We shame them at such a high degree as getting this taxi.
The situation has not changed at all.
The Paris Eiffel Tower salesmen run the streets.
If you film in their direction, especially if you're mean, they want to kill you.
The thing is, though, the recognition is there.
They've seen the video.
The police won't like you.
They know the video.
Yeah, they're all still there.
There are more of them.
There's no more.
Yes.
They're multiplying.
Place is a hell zone.
It is a war zone now.
It's like fantastic.
So we're going to take a quick break.
The brooms.
Go back out there tomorrow.
After seeing the infinite supply of doctors and engineers, Paris had recently imported.
I knew if we got into a fight with this time, we would get jumped and
killed. So we came back the next day to
Sacre Cure and the literal second
we exited the taxi. A fake
charity scammer came up to us.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, what are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing over here? Huh?
Uh-oh. I don't know.
Beware of death mute scam?
I will never forget
the time that one of these deaf guys
went into... So did you ever have back in the day
like the 2000s and the 90s?
where you would have a deaf guy walk into a restaurant and he would put a keychain out
and it would say, I'm deaf, I need $5.
And then people would either put the $5 in or he'd pick the keychain up.
Y'all remember that from back in a day?
Yeah.
So one of these dudes were at, I'll tell you, we're at the Wendy's at William Cannon and I-35 in Austin, Texas.
and this is back whenever Wendy's was yellow and it had a sad bar.
Like this was a long, long time ago, me and my dad.
Of course it's off I-35.
That's where they spawn at.
This guy puts down the keychain.
He walks away.
My dad says, oh, hey, here's your money.
Or something like that.
Or, sir, the guy turns around.
And my dad's just like, just hands him the keychain back.
This dude just walks around quickly, picks up all the key chains.
And walks out.
That place is crazy.
It is.
That's a PVP Wendy's.
It is.
That's not the PVP Wendy's.
The PVP Wendy's is on 6th Street.
Yeah.
But like that's, that's like the other, that's the other bad Wendy's though.
I Show Speed got scammed by the exact scammer live on stream.
Wait.
Oh!
No.
No.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, look who it is!
Look who it is!
No way!
No!
No! No!
That one.
What?
Oh my God.
But it's all the money.
I got to go my money!
I can for you, I get it.
Wow.
They run that, yes.
The guide is a local and should.
tell speed they're scamming and especially lets the scammers
to get the money from speed. To be fair, it's probably
just for content.
How do you fuck?
The same guys.
Wow.
You're not happening?
Shat them the shit away.
Gammer.
Cammer.
Yeah, Amber. Cammer.
They're running.
Gammer's right here. Right here.
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Uh-oh.
Now, you're scammers, police are coming.
What is this?
You're not down.
You can hear ya?
You can hear this?
Yeah.
Wait, so they're pretending to be...
You gotta get them out, bro.
Like, really?
You gotta get these people out of here.
Oh, God.
You're scamming people.
She's mad.
She mad.
She mad as fuck.
I don't have graffiti.
Oh my day out graffiti everywhere. Place is a fucking shithole, man. Like, what is going on over there?
She's lying about being just and what? You are a woman.
How do you know?
Get it right? You have a bussy or not?
Oh, oh, oh. Look at this.
Attack Karen. Attack Karen.
You're a scammer. She's lying about being muting to death.
Why don't you get ridden?
You're my problem. Collecting money from people acting deaf and blindness is illegal.
And as I walked you,
away with the torn up fake charity petition in hand.
Of course, a black knight came to save the day and protect the scammer from our justice.
I'm gonna have, okay?
Who are you?
I am on image, I see you, I see you, I see you.
I see you.
He said, I baby.
Then he swung at my cameraman.
Who are you?
You don't talk to police.
He smacked that?
I fuck you, man.
What the fuck?
I, fuck you, man.
That's all we can say.
And he went to pull out what we thought might have been a knife.
Relax.
You want to fuck this?
Who are you?
Oh, you're missed?
The scammers?
He got out.
Go ahead.
But it turns out it was his dick.
What kind of shit was going on?
Oh my god.
Nonetheless, my bodyguard felt our lives were being threatened
and used proportional force to neutralize the threat.
Do you hate the scammers?
Of course.
Everybody ate them.
Do the locals hate the scammers?
Of course.
Do the tourists hate the scammers?
Of course.
Do the police lock them up?
No, not really because they have too much.
Too many.
Where do they live?
We don't know.
Nobody knows.
We're going to make sure they go home.
They just spawn in. Okay.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
He said good job, my man.
Shut up.
I'm cleaning up your problem.
We've got some scarras.
I fart sprayed them and then some guy tried to get in the middle and he got kicked.
Uh-huh.
Yes, thank you so much.
Good man right here.
Thank you.
Nice.
Boo.
Why?
You support scammers?
Do you support scamming?
You support scammers and people scamming the tourists that give your country much of money.
There it is.
Right there.
It's a little, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a problem.
Yep.
Every time, bro.
There are two groups of people in this world that cause all of our problems.
That's it.
That's literally the, that's all of the problem right there.
Yep.
Give your country much of money.
You do.
Of course you do.
This is why the problem's here.
You catch the scammers.
You have five women coming out of nowhere getting in the way.
Exactly.
Yep.
Karen, it's the Karen attack.
Hopping the fake charity scammers,
evading the suicidally empathetic locals trying to stop us.
Faced.
Filled up my water gun with fart juice.
I love the sky.
Back to the Eiffel Tower to see if our favorite cup and ball scammers were out working.
Let me guess.
They're up working.
I'd be like going down the road, you fuck.
I remember watching that.
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You ever remember that people try and scam you trying to sell their music?
They say they're trying to promote their music,
give you the CD, ask for five bucks as a thank you.
Yeah, it's 6th Street.
Yeah, we had some of them.
I remember me and Soda, we went to 6th Street
This is like at, I don't know, it was like a fucking festival made it be like a convention or something.
And like so we went downtown.
It was like me, Chance, uh, fucking Rich, Nick, Fandy, uh, like probably three or four other people I'm not even thinking of.
Maybe like Nick.
And like, so we're all downtown and they're trying to give us their, they're like mixtapes.
And I was talking to Chance about it.
And I was like, we should play these on stream and just like fucking do a, do a listening party, like a watch party.
Because like back then, this was like 2018, 2019.
Like nobody did shit like that.
Like we really should have actually gone back and done that.
And like, yeah, people would give that shit out like all the time.
Yeah, the next tape hustle.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that real well.
I'm back with the king.
What happened when we left?
Sixth Street part of the parents in Texas.
Yeah.
I would chase by one of them.
He chased me and caused his friend.
Yeah, I found him.
I found him.
I was like running.
He was singing like, he was singing like,
so they go after him.
Don't run.
And I'm after you.
I'm after you.
What?
We saw the cops.
And it brings me to the cops and say, yeah, I was playing caps and
ball and this guy can't
need me to fuck that my game. I was like,
I'm a victim. So wait a minute.
He's saying that he's scamming people.
I'm playing the cup and ball scam
and this guy stopped me from playing it.
Can you put him in jail please? I'm trying to
I'm trying to, what the fuck
is what is wrong with these? How is this even real?
To run people to understand
what is happening. The cops
arrested us. The rest of you two? Yeah.
What? And this guy.
And after that, he released me a goal.
And they keep, they kept the man.
They got them.
But it was saying that I don't have the right to fuck that.
Their game, because they have a lawyer last time.
A lawyer.
A lawyer.
They have a lawyer who caught.
The scammers have a lawyer.
They have a lawyer.
They have legal representation.
Yeah.
They have all.
They are protected.
They got deported.
I don't know why I can say.
They got deported.
I'm done with this game.
I'm done.
I'm not going to chase them anymore.
Because they have more right than me.
Can you help us find them again?
That is wild.
You have.
I'm going to find you.
King is leading the way.
to find them again and shoot them with a fart spray
with our water gun. It'll be non-lethal,
non-dangerous. How many groups
of ball and cuff scammers are there? And like, also
look at how much of a shithole
this place is.
You've got graffiti
fucking everywhere. And it's not even the
cool kind of graffiti. It's just
retardes, right? Oh,
this is, uh, this
is Big Frank. Oh, yeah.
It's Big Frank. Let me write
Big Frank on the wall.
Like, what is his? Scribbles?
Yeah. It's tags only. Yeah.
Like, bro, how do y'all, like, let...
How do you let your country go to shit like this?
I know how. I mean, we do the same thing.
But it just sucks. It does. It sucks.
Non-lethal, non-dangerous.
How many groups of ball and cuff scammers are there?
Okay, about the groups, I can think there are eight groups.
Eight groups.
Separate feminists.
The feeds guild.
Stop again. Just come. Stop again.
They are like, oh, bro, leave us alone.
You can't go over there.
There's another group of a door.
So go over there, leave us alone a little bit.
There is one family you can, you don't have to mess out with them.
Oh, Island?
Yeah.
They're scary.
Last time, they break my brain over here.
They broke your skull too, yeah?
Pass in operation over here.
So they would my skin to repair places.
What the fuck?
What did they hit you?
I think the bottom.
The bottle?
Yeah, the one guy in this family is more dangerous than other, but he's skinny.
He's skinny.
He's a little guy.
There were over 20 people.
They come from everywhere.
So yours is on the ground getting beaten.
Yeah.
It catches my back like this.
Can you believe this is in a first world country like France?
Isn't this shocking?
Oh, down.
And they kick me, kick me and take the battle.
Let me see the guy with you with the bottle.
This one.
The little one.
Oh, the fucked up teeth.
I've seen him.
Last time I was here, I saw it last time.
Yeah.
He's not strong.
You can break him like this, but it's not.
Wish us luck.
Now I'm looking for them.
Let's see.
Right over there.
Right over there.
Look.
And look.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Let's go.
Let's see.
Right up there.
It's just a shit.
The whole place is a shithole.
It's just a shithole.
It's just a shithole.
Oh, my God.
Jasmine.
Me 7.
Amani.
Heba.
It's a joke.
It's a first world country.
Let's go.
Let's see him?
Let's go.
I'm going to go.
Scammers!
Scammers!
At this moment, the scammer
charged in to attack us,
my professional bodyguard decided to engage in self-defense,
using proportional force to neutralize the threat to our lives.
There is, oh, in the face.
God damn.
Wait.
That's the guy.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
100% the guy. That's definitely the guy.
He's hiding the game?
In battle, the same Bremenlin, he crashed Christian's skull, went to grab a weapon he hid in the nearby book.
Wait so. That's him. Look at them all.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Dude, this, this bodyguard is tanking three or four of these guys at the same time.
Look at him.
Bro, he grabs it out of his fucking hand.
His little rat!
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Oh!
Got him!
Wow!
No, no, no, no!
No!
No more scammic!
We win!
No more scammity, bishops!
The fuck is this guy doing?
Oh!
This is in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Oh my God.
This is amazing.
Fuck you, Vince! Run!
Ugh.
Fuck you, Vince!
Run, right, right, let's go!
Don, motherfucker, fuck, dude?
Dachie, taxi.
Oh, no.
Uh, anywhere.
Anywhere.
Give you 50 euros for extra.
Go, go, go, go.
Anywhere.
Take us anywhere.
John, John, John!
John!
John!
John!
What did they?
God!
We're right, right, right.
Boy, you just be cring.
Holy shit, my fucking security detail.
Absolute monster.
Yeah, you got those guys erased.
A couple of partspray can only do so much.
Maybe the Parisian locals will one day revolt against the scammers taking over their beautiful city and fight back for a scam-free world.
Ah, wow.
Bro, how embarrassing.
Oh my god
These videos are watching. Yes.
Bro, and this guy, the best part
is the guy with this stick.
Like, Jesus.
And you see how it happens, right?
So,
let me watch it.
So the guy has the stick.
This dude just grabs
the stick out of his
fucking hand.
He falls on the crap.
This is a 4B1.
Wow, bro.
Isn't he's breakdancing?
Yes.
This is insane.
That is amazing, man.
A movie The Warriors?
Yeah, I guess so.
Cottonwood acquired.
And he's just coming with this stick like a fucking goblin, bro.
Oh my God.
Look at him.
Look at him go.
He's wearing a knife-proof vest.
Yeah, I can see that.
It's smart.
Wow. Actual fucking goblin. No, this video is amazing. This is amazing. And I cannot, it is astonishing to me that the French people put up with this bullshit. They do. How do you put up with this ever? It's amazing. Like, in my opinion, I would be so fucking mad if I was a, if I was a Frenchman. And I had to live in this country full of retards that are causing persons.
problems everywhere. These people are
causing problems for everybody everywhere
doing all this stuff.
They never go to jail. They don't
get arrested. Like nothing happens.
Get so many scammers we have in Poland?
Actually, I don't need, probably
pretty much zero, right? Pretty
much zero. And we know exactly
why. Everybody knows
why. I'm so ashamed right now.
Yeah, we're tired. I know, bro. I know.
Well, it's easy. A lot of them in places
that don't get affected. Yes, exactly.
Right? Zero. Yeah. Why? Because you
Don't let in any of the fucking migrants.
And the people that are doing this are fucking migrants.
That's why they can't speak French.
That's why they don't know what the fuck is going on.
The only thing they say is fuck your mother.
I fuck your mother.
Then they pull their dick out.
Okay?
Like, these are not Frenchmen.
Okay?
These are like foreign people that have come to the country that should be deported.
But you should be deported completely.
Like, get them out.
Yeah, tons of scammers in Poland, just native.
Oh, yeah, of course, right?
Well, that's what they, yeah, you've got your own.
problems. You're like, retards causing problems over the place. Wait until you hear about the U.S.? Well, we have, I mean, we have some of these problems, right? Why do they not do it in their own country? Because in their own country, in a lot of cases, they get their hand cut off if they do it. That's the reason why is that, like, in a lot of these places, like, oh, why don't they go over there and do it over there? Because they get their hands cut off. And so, yeah, they don't want to put up with that shit. And that's the real reason why. It's money. Yeah, maybe money too. I think money, I'm sure, is a factor with it, definitely. But, um,
Yeah, have you seen Norway? Sweden says no to rape.
Convicts deportation as crime wasn't long enough.
I did see that. Yeah, I did see that. It was like a 16-year-old girl or something like that.
Yeah. And yeah, what tourists wants to go to Nigeria? I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's a nice place. I have no idea.
But either way, this kind of stuff and the fact that like the citizens put up with this is such a disgrace.
It is such a massive disgrace and somebody needs to do something about this.
Like, let me link you guys to video.
Like, I love Tyler's videos.
I think they're fucking amazing.
And I am so glad to see, I'm so glad to see some people trying to push back against this.
Because it is embarrassing.
Give the video a like, give him a sub.
He's got 8 million subscribers and I still think he needs more.
Okay, he's doing great.
Mr. B should donate money to this.
He has somebody, right?
What are they supposed to do?
They're completely disarmed?
We just hit him with sticks.
Just get enough people together, get sticks.
just hit him.
Duh.
Like, how do you think you did things without the gun before the guns?
You just get the sticks.
Like, I mean, that's the reason, right?
And honestly, the real solution, that's not, I'm joking around with that.
The real solution is you vote in a government that simply goes in there, arrests every single one of them, and deports them.
That's the solution.
That's the way you handle it.
It's not some other bullshit.
It's not something else.
You just get the government to get rid of them.
It's such an easy solution, but for some reason, nobody understands it.
