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Episode Date: February 4, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Remember what I said earlier about Paris being a shithole? They've turned the Eiffel Tower into a PVP server. This is a PVP area. It's insane. How bad this is. Scammers! Scammers! Scammers!
Starting point is 00:00:17 Chammers! Scammers! Scammers! Scammers! Scammers! Scabors! Uh-oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:00:26 Oh! Scammers! Six music! Oh no! Get him out of here with this stick! Oh! Damn! God damn!
Starting point is 00:00:58 We just ripped that shit out his hands! That's me fighting an army of scammers in Paris, France, with a water gun full of fart juice, and two professional bodyguards. That's us running for our life. Man! Move! Move!
Starting point is 00:01:12 That's it, that's it! Drive, don, don't, drive! Run! Run! started 24 hours earlier. When I met up with the king, a Parisian local, who recently had his skull broken by
Starting point is 00:01:23 these scammers after calling them out for their schemes. What the fuck? The king was nearly beaten to death. I brought my two professional bodyguards in case these scammers got violence. And five minutes in. And you can see, dude, this guy is tanking like four of them.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Look at this. Violence. And five minutes in, the king spotted some scammers for us to Exposed I found him Look, they're playing, they're playing Come over here Scammer Scammer
Starting point is 00:01:58 Scammer Scamber Scamor Scamor Scamor, we see you Scamer Scamor Scamor
Starting point is 00:02:05 Ooh Scamor Give me the ball Scamer Give me the ball now He's Uh oh You're going to get his phone
Starting point is 00:02:11 Give me the ball Give me the fucking ball Scamor Gimme the ball Drop the ball Job the ball There we go There we go
Starting point is 00:02:20 Drop the fucking ball What What? What? Like? Give me the map. Give me the mat. Hey, get over here. You charge us one more time. The ball scam? I can't give me the mat. Nobody knows what that is. Quit scamming people. Quit fucking scamming. Don't run. Scammer!
Starting point is 00:02:43 Scammer! Give me the cop! Don't run like a bitch! I'm gonna end you! Give me the cop! Give me the cop! Give me the cop! Don't run like a bitch! Wait! He's doing the bull! The ball in the cup scam? Is he really doing the ball in the cup? Your mother didn't rain a bitch! That's what it is. But you're running the street.
Starting point is 00:03:08 You're a filthy scammer. Oh, no. Loose, what? Get over here. Come back. Come back. They're going to get him? Come over here.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Where is he? They're playing. Run, Fred. Where is he? Did you get him? He gave me the ball like a good boy. Why would he give the ball away? I don't know why he would give the ball away.
Starting point is 00:03:30 That was amazing. Great work. That was genius. You're a smart man. Christian knows what's up. This is the admission of guilt we needed. It's a squishy ball, too. To the Eiffel Tower. I ran into the doctors
Starting point is 00:03:41 and engineers that attacked me and my cameraman last time. Oh, there's the doctors. I came here. Get away, get away. He's going to throw the... Don't touch him. Expedition 33 was the documentary. Don't do it.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Don't do it. Throwing dirt at him, bro. These are the real... Live Neversa. Some of them out here, they're calling a night. They're packing it up. It's like, I mean, they're literally walking around with like garbage bags full of shit. Like, how is it that you can't figure these guys out and just get rid of them? We already won the war with them. Actually, no, we didn't. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Yeah, they're always on the right side. Let's do it. At the other side, they're always one or two groups. See, what's crazy is it's such a peaceful day right now. Yeah. Lovely that. Beautiful. And they're just out here praying. White shirt. I can see him over the girl.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Are they playing the game right now? They're not playing. Let's go. That's the ball. Let's go. Let's go. They've not put us yet. The guy's moving the west.
Starting point is 00:04:47 The scam is simple. First, this con artist tells tourists they can win money if they bet correctly on which cup the ball is under. How do people at a certain point? By the way, you know what this is. We all know what this is. You stole this off of somebody's porch or out of somebody's car. But do you guys really think that he paid for this?
Starting point is 00:05:11 It's a torment, yeah. Chis, the group of tourists playing the game are all accomplices working with the scammer to lure in real tourists to play the game. Oh, God. The second catch is, once the real tourists play, the game becomes unwinnable because the scammer uses a sleight of hand to steal the ball, and all the cups are now empty. These scammers notice my camera before they finish their full scam. That's why one of the balls is squishy.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Find the ball, find the ball, no more, see if not what in the board? What? No video, please. Me? I'm tourists. Uh-oh. No video? Hello, man.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You're a scammer. You're a fucking scammer. You're a scammer. You're a scammer. Where's your buddy? Where is she?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Where is she? Where are you at? There you are. Cackle like a little whore. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again. Let's see this. Let's see them. He's letting them know. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You can see that, bro. Oh, oh, now he's getting agro. We know you're scamming. We know you're scamming. We know you're scam. We got...
Starting point is 00:06:31 Don't get them off. Don't scam. Don't scam. Don't scam. You're the criminals. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You don't... Quit shuffling like a little witch, you demon. Man, go back home. You're by band, you're banned too. You're banned too, witch. Oh God. Cumbering ball scammers. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Look at this. They use these games to steal your money. This right here, little balls like this. Don't play their games. Man. You think everyone here's stupid, don't you? Get the fuck out of Paris. Band, deported.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You're out of here. Remigration, remigration, he's scamming people with the cup of ball games, stealing their money. Take a photo of his face right here. Don't you, up. Don't you, up. Don't try some shit.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Try it. Try it. I promise you. Try it. Try it. I don't understand. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. To comprehend. To comprehend.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Bonjour, motherfucker. Quit scamming. Quit scamming. Take a photo of his face right here. It's a filthy fucking scammer right here. He's stealing money from Thomas. You criminal, you filthy fucking vagabond. How many years have you...
Starting point is 00:07:33 I love how he goes after the old guy because he can't run away. And then everybody else roaches out on him, too. been a filthy fucking criminal You should try something That's what you get What you're walking to? That's what you get Where's the layer of demons?
Starting point is 00:07:48 There's the layer of demons Spaner Span point Stammer Stammer Spamor Same point Slamor
Starting point is 00:07:54 Shame You beety little lizard Cower to the lair Cower to the lair We're tired of you You're gonna go under the bridge You're a filthy way You're a filthy way to stay
Starting point is 00:08:04 Yeah Yeah what Easy what Easy what Keep what? Keep walking You're the child of a dirty little whore, you know that?
Starting point is 00:08:12 We hate you. This is a scam as oldest time. You're not even inventive. You didn't even come up with this. You didn't even come up with it. He's right. You deserve to get your shit rocked. We're pacifist, though.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm a pacifist. I'm not. He's not. That's why we brought him. Oh, look at it, bro. Like, it's more of them up there. Oh, my God. You missed.
Starting point is 00:08:39 You missed. He's throwing water. Looks like an admission of guilt. Let's get it. What a bunch of wrong. rats. Oh no. What are you doing? Missed again. Let's get them. Let's get these bucks. Come on. We're coming back. Scammers. Scammers, they know. Oh-oh. They know. The locals know. Where do they go? I like how they just go to the Eiffel Tower and just wait for them to spawn. It's like a, you know, like a high-density farming spot.
Starting point is 00:09:10 God, they spawn left to right. Let's go. You ready? Yeah. Another one. It spawned, man. hunting down ops from above, my cameraman Pasha stayed behind talking smack, and the scammers saw this as the perfect opportunity to attack. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Fuck, we don't do about it. Fuck, you gonna do about it. But this fool was instantly humbled as my cameraman defended himself with 100% legal anti-scammer spray.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Uh-huh. Cool, fuck, I got a whiffel. Fuck, you and your scammer family, too. And I was so caught up looking for scammers, I almost walked to shambors. I almost walked straight into a bus. So Pasha sprayed him because he got bum rushed by him. He bullrushed him, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Tell us what. Oh, shit. Hey, good save. Bodyyard, you get erased. Good work. Where are you guys visiting from? Uh, San Francisco area. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Whatever you do, don't play the cup and ball game. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're colluding. Yes, exactly. He knows. He knows. He knows. Look at how beautiful this is.
Starting point is 00:10:12 So you think of all these beautiful monuments. Yeah. And they're written. with these insects, these pests. Okay, we see them right there. True. I'll go for it. I'm just get a few more face shots.
Starting point is 00:10:22 It's the same family. We got Mickey Mouse over there. Hello, Mickey. Hello. Bye-bye. He's a nice man. I'll be back with $5. Okay, they're literally...
Starting point is 00:10:31 Back to $5. Anyone. He'll be like, right, okay, let's pack out. Waits these guys fuck off. Yeah? No, they're arrogant as hell. They're emboldened.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Are you ready? The roaches are already back. It's our intelligence. Let's go. Oh, geez. The next faces. So we have the woman. We are.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah? It's right here though Gene's guy? We're trying to find some guys scamming. Do you know? Do you know who this is? The guy's ducked find the bus. Oh, there is. Who's that? Who's that man? Scaming, do you know? Do you know who this is?
Starting point is 00:11:12 The guy's ducked find the bucket. What? They're so stupid. This is amazing. It's so fucking retarded. Oh, there is. Who's that? Who's that?
Starting point is 00:11:30 What the fuck is. What is that? Just another, don't do it. Careful, careful, careful. Don't do it. Careful, careful. Why are you hiding behind a bush? What?
Starting point is 00:11:38 Why are you hiding, why are you hiding? We're just, it's me. Oh, it's fine, fine. Oh, oh. No, it's not. No, it's not. You're scammers. You are scammers.
Starting point is 00:11:47 We signed stemming. He started saying the same thing. He started saying the same thing. Scammers! Scammers! I like how... Cammers! Police!
Starting point is 00:12:00 Scammers! This guy is. like, are you fucking kidding me? I just wanted, dude, I just wanted to go to France. I just wanted to go on fucking vacation. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. Scammers!
Starting point is 00:12:19 Fuck you! That's it. That's right. Yeah. On face, yeah. Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. Nebron fatigue, yeah. It's the fat one. Find out in a minute. These little scammers playing the cup and ball game. Look at them, you little bitch! You call the police now? Scammers right here. Scammers right here.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Right here. Oh, they immediately get them. filthy little dog. We know what you're doing. They're scammers. Don't play dumb. Oh, he's running away. Not the scammers. Oh, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck. How are the police not getting him? The scammers, we have the one video.
Starting point is 00:12:51 We have the one video. He's right there. You too, fat cell. What's your BMI? Fuck your mother. Oh, fuck your mother. That's the fifth time. I've heard this.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Get a real job. Get a real job. Go back home. You come here to skit. He's fat retard to just show up. I'm innocent tourists. You're disgusting. You're disgusting.
Starting point is 00:13:05 You're not welcome, France. You're not welcome in Europe. Full stop. Is this the fat one hiding behind the bush? Europeans cheat. Oh yeah? Yeah? No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:13:13 No, you're not. You're just a criminal. You're not even human. Once you become a film, you're not human. You're not a European jokers. Huh? Yeah, yeah, see, see. Ah.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, see, see. Be quiet, you're not the police, bro. Get the hell out of here. Of course, of course. I didn't use it. It's legal. There you go. It's legal, though.
Starting point is 00:13:35 It's legal. Why are you scamming people? See, this is what's so crazy is that the police are investigating the guys that are trying to stop the scammers. Isn't this embarrassing? Isn't this so sad? El Frantz? Yeah, this is crazy. It's not their job.
Starting point is 00:13:59 If the police is not their job to arrest people that are scamming to risks and doing this stuff, then whose job is it? Batman? Huh? I'm your justice bitch. We're doing a job. I'm protecting him. I'm getting paid to protect him. He's at YouTube.
Starting point is 00:14:14 You know who he is. When you see this, you call the police. Au revoir. Just move. Keep walking. You're lucky. You're lucky. Shut the fuck.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Listen. I don't want to hurt these people. So I use this. So they leave us the way. That's it. We don't want to. Who are you? Who is this guy?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Who is this guy? This person has no brain. I'm going to defend myself in a minute. They won't. I'm going to defend myself in a minute. You're trying to protect your scam or business as well. So we have the Eiffel Tower nation of scammers. We have the gypsy scammers.
Starting point is 00:14:44 It's a thieves guild meeting. Oh, God. It's the whole thieves guild. I go with the whole thieves guild. Oh, my God. Trying to co-op the police into their operation right now. Just be quiet. Oh, but, but, just shut up.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Just shut up. This guy, this guy attacked. He attacked my cameraman. This man's charged and he bull rushed. Get the fuck away from you. They got the video. They scam. They scam.
Starting point is 00:15:18 They attack first. You see how they respawn? Look, look, he says he wants me to come down there. We can meet you. They always respond. Where is your friend? Shut the fuck up. I'm scamming.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Can I, why? Just shut the fuck up. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. Oh, very crazy. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. He's going to say that he's just walking in the street.
Starting point is 00:15:41 He wasn't, though. We have footage. Are you leaving or no? Yeah, we can leave if you want us to. All right, we'll leave. Okay, all. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:48 police are making them leave, but letting the scammers, quote, work in the street. So, like, a long time ago, like, France had Napoleon. Like, whatever happened with that, huh? Because I feel like they kind of used to be, like, badasses. I mean, they colonized the fuck out of Africa. They helped us win a revolutionary war. They had Napoleon. And, like, now we've got this limp dick bullshit.
Starting point is 00:16:18 What the hell happened, guys? Damn, what the hell happened? Francis Cud? Well, y'all got to stop doing it. They exiled them twice? Thank you. Okay. We can come back to Eiffel Tower?
Starting point is 00:16:37 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Thank you. Sorry, merci, merci, my friend. Can we be friends? No, no. They want us to leave. Let's go. My, my phrase.
Starting point is 00:16:48 This is embarrassing, bro. This is embarrassing. Protection? It's legal. It's legal. France fell apart when I tried to take European countries Well now Now they're getting taken themselves
Starting point is 00:17:00 He doesn't want to kill you Thank you thank you thank you thank you Thank you thank you merci I'll see Unbelievable okay the cops are good Their hands are tied clearly They can't do anything That's embarrassing That's so embarrassing
Starting point is 00:17:10 What the least confiscated my bodyguard Fred's anti-scammer spray We ran into more doctors and engineers That tried to kill me And like what is this How do you let this happen Camerman three months ago But real quick
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Starting point is 00:18:37 That's what it's got to be. Back to Paris. How are you doing? We're good. Hey, we have a peace treaty today. We're focused on them, all right? Le Paz. We're focused.
Starting point is 00:18:46 We're focused. Bro. They're selling that Ali Express, Timo, Life, food towers for $20 again, man. On them, we've moved in the past. I forgive you. No, I don't. Actually, no, I don't.
Starting point is 00:19:00 If you come, name you, I don't. I don't forgive him. He's already agro again. What the fuck? We have peace. We're moving. We're moving. Oh, my God. This is the guy we met the first video right here. This is the first one who's the same guy.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Is it actually the same exact guy? We're not engaged in a peace treaty with them. Yeah, you know what? I think it might be. I don't have time to fight them. There's too many enemies out here right now. We're in a tactically retreat to the rest of the crew. Fred, why are you concerned?
Starting point is 00:19:25 They're starting to form lines around here. This is where Pasha got jumped in the night. Just to give you a purview of the whole scene. Okay. Why are this so smooth? We're getting scared. Peace. Peace treaty.
Starting point is 00:19:38 All right, they want to fight. They love the blood. One of the guys earlier today was like, that's Pasha. Oh. They know you. They know you. They know you. Bridge over there.
Starting point is 00:19:46 There's like at least 40 people as well. They want us dead. It's time to walk. I think we just get a taxi to walk on out of here. year. They're feeling us right now, right there. We don't want to. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:19:57 How do people and friends, this is a, it is just unfathomable that people put up with this shit. Really? Why do people put up with this shit? Like, everybody knows who they are. Everybody knows who's doing it. Let's get in Uber and go because no matter where we go. How is this to continue?
Starting point is 00:20:19 I don't know. Yeah, Uber and go. Hey, this is the guy who's foaming at the mouth. This is the guy foaming at the mouth last time. I remember you, my friend. My friend. Almost itching to tweak at me. He was going, I remember this.
Starting point is 00:20:30 He was rabid. He was rabid. We're getting the nastiest of looks over there. Look at him. Look at them. Look at them. One of the tourists. Look at them.
Starting point is 00:20:38 They're like, come down. We've learned from our mistakes. We are wizened and seasoned fighters now. They're all the way over there. Look at them. They love it. They love it. There are so many of them.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Oh, my God. Look at them all. this is insane with all the little fake the little rinky dink Eiffel towers they have right outside there like why this is what's so crazy is that you import these people
Starting point is 00:21:02 from these third world countries these shitholes and then they come here and they turn it into the shitholes that they left this is what they do over in those countries too they have these weird pop-up markets where they're selling little pieces of bullshit and scamming people and now they're in France doing the same thing.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Import the third world, become the third world. That's where we're at. I don't know what this is... It is just... I can't, I cannot understand this. Infinite supply of them. Yes, they recognize... It's crazy. How you doing, my friends?
Starting point is 00:21:39 Unbelievable. They're gonna fucking do some shit. Oh, oh. We have peace treaty. Actually, no, fuck off you. Fuck off you. Fuck you. Him over there.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Yeah. I remember his face. Truly just a lot of familiar places. We're good. We're good. Hey, I remember you. Peace, peace. Peace, treaty.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Peace treaty. We're good. Okay. We've established peace. We don't want any trouble. I just want to establish. I think I do. We cannot fight them or defeat them.
Starting point is 00:22:02 We're good. How you doing? Okay, we may get jumped. We'll make it jumps. Let's get, let's go into, we go. Hundreds of them out here. There are more. Would you cause a revolution over this?
Starting point is 00:22:12 I mean, I don't think you need a revolution. You just need to have people vote and be like, guys, let's just get rid of all the scammers that are stealing people's stuff. Like, you know, all the people that have, like, these, like, pop-up shops that aren't even supposed to be in the country? Well, why don't we just get rid of them? And everybody's like, yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Okay. I feel like it's actually pretty easy to do. But, like, would I have a revolution over this? Absolutely. I mean, because if you can't live in peace without being terrorized by groups of random foreigners, like, I mean, do you really live in a country that's worth being in? Not really. And I think that really, I mean, like, your day-to-day,
Starting point is 00:22:48 safety is one of the things that matters the most. And if you live in a place where you can't even ensure a citizen's day-to-day safety, as a government, you have failed. You have failed. That is the prime function of a government is to ensure the safety of its citizens. If it is not fulfilling that prime function, then you need a new government. They're looking at us like they want to eat us, like we're a tasty meal. We want peace.
Starting point is 00:23:18 The problem is, no matter how good you are, funny. Look, the taxi dipped with no one in it. We're fucked. We're fucked. What are you doing? What are you fucking doing? Uh-oh. Fucking joking me.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I was going to get the jacket. No, we know. Are we good? Yeah. Are you stressed? Yeah. Because there's so many. Of course.
Starting point is 00:23:31 There's so many. Of course. Okay, that's the thing. There are far more than I remember. Oh shit. They're responding. They're responding. We're responding.
Starting point is 00:23:37 We shame them at such a high degree as getting this taxi. The situation has not changed at all. The Paris Eiffel Tower salesmen run the streets. If you film in their direction, especially if you're mean, they want to kill you. The thing is, though, the recognition is there. They've seen the video. The police won't like you. They know the video.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yeah, they're all still there. There are more of them. There's no more. Yes. They're multiplying. Place is a hell zone. It is a war zone now. It's like fantastic.
Starting point is 00:24:01 So we're going to take a quick break. The brooms. Go back out there tomorrow. After seeing the infinite supply of doctors and engineers, Paris had recently imported. I knew if we got into a fight with this time, we would get jumped and killed. So we came back the next day to Sacre Cure and the literal second we exited the taxi. A fake
Starting point is 00:24:19 charity scammer came up to us. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing over here? Huh? Uh-oh. I don't know. Beware of death mute scam? I will never forget the time that one of these deaf guys went into... So did you ever have back in the day
Starting point is 00:24:40 like the 2000s and the 90s? where you would have a deaf guy walk into a restaurant and he would put a keychain out and it would say, I'm deaf, I need $5. And then people would either put the $5 in or he'd pick the keychain up. Y'all remember that from back in a day? Yeah. So one of these dudes were at, I'll tell you, we're at the Wendy's at William Cannon and I-35 in Austin, Texas. and this is back whenever Wendy's was yellow and it had a sad bar.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Like this was a long, long time ago, me and my dad. Of course it's off I-35. That's where they spawn at. This guy puts down the keychain. He walks away. My dad says, oh, hey, here's your money. Or something like that. Or, sir, the guy turns around.
Starting point is 00:25:40 And my dad's just like, just hands him the keychain back. This dude just walks around quickly, picks up all the key chains. And walks out. That place is crazy. It is. That's a PVP Wendy's. It is. That's not the PVP Wendy's.
Starting point is 00:26:02 The PVP Wendy's is on 6th Street. Yeah. But like that's, that's like the other, that's the other bad Wendy's though. I Show Speed got scammed by the exact scammer live on stream. Wait. Oh! No. No.
Starting point is 00:26:22 No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, look who it is! Look who it is! No way! No! No! No! That one. What?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Oh my God. But it's all the money. I got to go my money! I can for you, I get it. Wow. They run that, yes. The guide is a local and should. tell speed they're scamming and especially lets the scammers
Starting point is 00:27:04 to get the money from speed. To be fair, it's probably just for content. How do you fuck? The same guys. Wow. You're not happening? Shat them the shit away. Gammer.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Cammer. Yeah, Amber. Cammer. They're running. Gammer's right here. Right here. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see this. Let me see this. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Now, you're scammers, police are coming. What is this? You're not down. You can hear ya? You can hear this? Yeah. Wait, so they're pretending to be... You gotta get them out, bro.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Like, really? You gotta get these people out of here. Oh, God. You're scamming people. She's mad. She mad. She mad as fuck. I don't have graffiti.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Oh my day out graffiti everywhere. Place is a fucking shithole, man. Like, what is going on over there? She's lying about being just and what? You are a woman. How do you know? Get it right? You have a bussy or not? Oh, oh, oh. Look at this. Attack Karen. Attack Karen. You're a scammer. She's lying about being muting to death. Why don't you get ridden?
Starting point is 00:28:37 You're my problem. Collecting money from people acting deaf and blindness is illegal. And as I walked you, away with the torn up fake charity petition in hand. Of course, a black knight came to save the day and protect the scammer from our justice. I'm gonna have, okay? Who are you? I am on image, I see you, I see you, I see you. I see you.
Starting point is 00:29:01 He said, I baby. Then he swung at my cameraman. Who are you? You don't talk to police. He smacked that? I fuck you, man. What the fuck? I, fuck you, man.
Starting point is 00:29:10 That's all we can say. And he went to pull out what we thought might have been a knife. Relax. You want to fuck this? Who are you? Oh, you're missed? The scammers? He got out.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Go ahead. But it turns out it was his dick. What kind of shit was going on? Oh my god. Nonetheless, my bodyguard felt our lives were being threatened and used proportional force to neutralize the threat. Do you hate the scammers? Of course.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Everybody ate them. Do the locals hate the scammers? Of course. Do the tourists hate the scammers? Of course. Do the police lock them up? No, not really because they have too much. Too many.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Where do they live? We don't know. Nobody knows. We're going to make sure they go home. They just spawn in. Okay. Shut the fuck up. Thank you. He said good job, my man.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Shut up. I'm cleaning up your problem. We've got some scarras. I fart sprayed them and then some guy tried to get in the middle and he got kicked. Uh-huh. Yes, thank you so much. Good man right here. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Nice. Boo. Why? You support scammers? Do you support scamming? You support scammers and people scamming the tourists that give your country much of money. There it is. Right there.
Starting point is 00:30:55 It's a little, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a problem. Yep. Every time, bro. There are two groups of people in this world that cause all of our problems. That's it. That's literally the, that's all of the problem right there. Yep. Give your country much of money.
Starting point is 00:31:22 You do. Of course you do. This is why the problem's here. You catch the scammers. You have five women coming out of nowhere getting in the way. Exactly. Yep. Karen, it's the Karen attack.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Hopping the fake charity scammers, evading the suicidally empathetic locals trying to stop us. Faced. Filled up my water gun with fart juice. I love the sky. Back to the Eiffel Tower to see if our favorite cup and ball scammers were out working. Let me guess. They're up working.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I'd be like going down the road, you fuck. I remember watching that. Foods on the ground independent journalism that is not mad and paid for by corporate interests. And help me hire bodyguards like these to go humble thugs all over the world. Subscribe on patreon.com slash Tyler Oliverer for five bucks a month and watch exclusive videos we can't upload on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:32:07 You ever remember that people try and scam you trying to sell their music? They say they're trying to promote their music, give you the CD, ask for five bucks as a thank you. Yeah, it's 6th Street. Yeah, we had some of them. I remember me and Soda, we went to 6th Street This is like at, I don't know, it was like a fucking festival made it be like a convention or something. And like so we went downtown.
Starting point is 00:32:24 It was like me, Chance, uh, fucking Rich, Nick, Fandy, uh, like probably three or four other people I'm not even thinking of. Maybe like Nick. And like, so we're all downtown and they're trying to give us their, they're like mixtapes. And I was talking to Chance about it. And I was like, we should play these on stream and just like fucking do a, do a listening party, like a watch party. Because like back then, this was like 2018, 2019. Like nobody did shit like that. Like we really should have actually gone back and done that.
Starting point is 00:32:52 And like, yeah, people would give that shit out like all the time. Yeah, the next tape hustle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember that real well. I'm back with the king. What happened when we left? Sixth Street part of the parents in Texas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I would chase by one of them. He chased me and caused his friend. Yeah, I found him. I found him. I was like running. He was singing like, he was singing like, so they go after him. Don't run.
Starting point is 00:33:11 And I'm after you. I'm after you. What? We saw the cops. And it brings me to the cops and say, yeah, I was playing caps and ball and this guy can't need me to fuck that my game. I was like, I'm a victim. So wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:33:24 He's saying that he's scamming people. I'm playing the cup and ball scam and this guy stopped me from playing it. Can you put him in jail please? I'm trying to I'm trying to, what the fuck is what is wrong with these? How is this even real? To run people to understand what is happening. The cops
Starting point is 00:33:42 arrested us. The rest of you two? Yeah. What? And this guy. And after that, he released me a goal. And they keep, they kept the man. They got them. But it was saying that I don't have the right to fuck that. Their game, because they have a lawyer last time. A lawyer.
Starting point is 00:33:57 A lawyer. They have a lawyer who caught. The scammers have a lawyer. They have a lawyer. They have legal representation. Yeah. They have all. They are protected.
Starting point is 00:34:04 They got deported. I don't know why I can say. They got deported. I'm done with this game. I'm done. I'm not going to chase them anymore. Because they have more right than me. Can you help us find them again?
Starting point is 00:34:13 That is wild. You have. I'm going to find you. King is leading the way. to find them again and shoot them with a fart spray with our water gun. It'll be non-lethal, non-dangerous. How many groups of ball and cuff scammers are there? And like, also
Starting point is 00:34:26 look at how much of a shithole this place is. You've got graffiti fucking everywhere. And it's not even the cool kind of graffiti. It's just retardes, right? Oh, this is, uh, this is Big Frank. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:43 It's Big Frank. Let me write Big Frank on the wall. Like, what is his? Scribbles? Yeah. It's tags only. Yeah. Like, bro, how do y'all, like, let... How do you let your country go to shit like this? I know how. I mean, we do the same thing. But it just sucks. It does. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Non-lethal, non-dangerous. How many groups of ball and cuff scammers are there? Okay, about the groups, I can think there are eight groups. Eight groups. Separate feminists. The feeds guild. Stop again. Just come. Stop again. They are like, oh, bro, leave us alone.
Starting point is 00:35:18 You can't go over there. There's another group of a door. So go over there, leave us alone a little bit. There is one family you can, you don't have to mess out with them. Oh, Island? Yeah. They're scary. Last time, they break my brain over here.
Starting point is 00:35:33 They broke your skull too, yeah? Pass in operation over here. So they would my skin to repair places. What the fuck? What did they hit you? I think the bottom. The bottle? Yeah, the one guy in this family is more dangerous than other, but he's skinny.
Starting point is 00:35:47 He's skinny. He's a little guy. There were over 20 people. They come from everywhere. So yours is on the ground getting beaten. Yeah. It catches my back like this. Can you believe this is in a first world country like France?
Starting point is 00:36:00 Isn't this shocking? Oh, down. And they kick me, kick me and take the battle. Let me see the guy with you with the bottle. This one. The little one. Oh, the fucked up teeth. I've seen him.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Last time I was here, I saw it last time. Yeah. He's not strong. You can break him like this, but it's not. Wish us luck. Now I'm looking for them. Let's see. Right over there.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Right over there. Look. And look. Look, look, look, look, look. Let's go. Let's see. Right up there. It's just a shit.
Starting point is 00:36:31 The whole place is a shithole. It's just a shithole. It's just a shithole. Oh, my God. Jasmine. Me 7. Amani. Heba.
Starting point is 00:36:51 It's a joke. It's a first world country. Let's go. Let's see him? Let's go. I'm going to go. Scammers! Scammers!
Starting point is 00:37:03 At this moment, the scammer charged in to attack us, my professional bodyguard decided to engage in self-defense, using proportional force to neutralize the threat to our lives. There is, oh, in the face. God damn. Wait. That's the guy.
Starting point is 00:37:25 That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, 100% the guy. That's definitely the guy. He's hiding the game? In battle, the same Bremenlin, he crashed Christian's skull, went to grab a weapon he hid in the nearby book. Wait so. That's him. Look at them all. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Dude, this, this bodyguard is tanking three or four of these guys at the same time. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Bro, he grabs it out of his fucking hand. His little rat! Oh my god! Jesus! Oh! Got him! Wow! No, no, no, no!
Starting point is 00:38:32 No! No more scammic! We win! No more scammity, bishops! The fuck is this guy doing? Oh! This is in front of the Eiffel Tower. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:38:52 This is amazing. Fuck you, Vince! Run! Ugh. Fuck you, Vince! Run, right, right, let's go! Don, motherfucker, fuck, dude? Dachie, taxi. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Uh, anywhere. Anywhere. Give you 50 euros for extra. Go, go, go, go. Anywhere. Take us anywhere. John, John, John! John!
Starting point is 00:39:19 John! John! What did they? God! We're right, right, right. Boy, you just be cring. Holy shit, my fucking security detail. Absolute monster.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah, you got those guys erased. A couple of partspray can only do so much. Maybe the Parisian locals will one day revolt against the scammers taking over their beautiful city and fight back for a scam-free world. Ah, wow. Bro, how embarrassing. Oh my god These videos are watching. Yes. Bro, and this guy, the best part
Starting point is 00:39:52 is the guy with this stick. Like, Jesus. And you see how it happens, right? So, let me watch it. So the guy has the stick. This dude just grabs the stick out of his
Starting point is 00:40:23 fucking hand. He falls on the crap. This is a 4B1. Wow, bro. Isn't he's breakdancing? Yes. This is insane. That is amazing, man.
Starting point is 00:40:45 A movie The Warriors? Yeah, I guess so. Cottonwood acquired. And he's just coming with this stick like a fucking goblin, bro. Oh my God. Look at him. Look at him go. He's wearing a knife-proof vest.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Yeah, I can see that. It's smart. Wow. Actual fucking goblin. No, this video is amazing. This is amazing. And I cannot, it is astonishing to me that the French people put up with this bullshit. They do. How do you put up with this ever? It's amazing. Like, in my opinion, I would be so fucking mad if I was a, if I was a Frenchman. And I had to live in this country full of retards that are causing persons. problems everywhere. These people are causing problems for everybody everywhere doing all this stuff. They never go to jail. They don't get arrested. Like nothing happens.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Get so many scammers we have in Poland? Actually, I don't need, probably pretty much zero, right? Pretty much zero. And we know exactly why. Everybody knows why. I'm so ashamed right now. Yeah, we're tired. I know, bro. I know. Well, it's easy. A lot of them in places
Starting point is 00:42:03 that don't get affected. Yes, exactly. Right? Zero. Yeah. Why? Because you Don't let in any of the fucking migrants. And the people that are doing this are fucking migrants. That's why they can't speak French. That's why they don't know what the fuck is going on. The only thing they say is fuck your mother. I fuck your mother.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Then they pull their dick out. Okay? Like, these are not Frenchmen. Okay? These are like foreign people that have come to the country that should be deported. But you should be deported completely. Like, get them out. Yeah, tons of scammers in Poland, just native.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Oh, yeah, of course, right? Well, that's what they, yeah, you've got your own. problems. You're like, retards causing problems over the place. Wait until you hear about the U.S.? Well, we have, I mean, we have some of these problems, right? Why do they not do it in their own country? Because in their own country, in a lot of cases, they get their hand cut off if they do it. That's the reason why is that, like, in a lot of these places, like, oh, why don't they go over there and do it over there? Because they get their hands cut off. And so, yeah, they don't want to put up with that shit. And that's the real reason why. It's money. Yeah, maybe money too. I think money, I'm sure, is a factor with it, definitely. But, um, Yeah, have you seen Norway? Sweden says no to rape. Convicts deportation as crime wasn't long enough. I did see that. Yeah, I did see that. It was like a 16-year-old girl or something like that. Yeah. And yeah, what tourists wants to go to Nigeria? I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's a nice place. I have no idea. But either way, this kind of stuff and the fact that like the citizens put up with this is such a disgrace.
Starting point is 00:43:30 It is such a massive disgrace and somebody needs to do something about this. Like, let me link you guys to video. Like, I love Tyler's videos. I think they're fucking amazing. And I am so glad to see, I'm so glad to see some people trying to push back against this. Because it is embarrassing. Give the video a like, give him a sub. He's got 8 million subscribers and I still think he needs more.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Okay, he's doing great. Mr. B should donate money to this. He has somebody, right? What are they supposed to do? They're completely disarmed? We just hit him with sticks. Just get enough people together, get sticks. just hit him.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Duh. Like, how do you think you did things without the gun before the guns? You just get the sticks. Like, I mean, that's the reason, right? And honestly, the real solution, that's not, I'm joking around with that. The real solution is you vote in a government that simply goes in there, arrests every single one of them, and deports them. That's the solution. That's the way you handle it.
Starting point is 00:44:33 It's not some other bullshit. It's not something else. You just get the government to get rid of them. It's such an easy solution, but for some reason, nobody understands it.

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