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Episode Date: June 14, 2025

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Alright, let's talk- Hey! Hey! This is my boy! So you made it, did you? Hmm. It's been pretty lively here, ever since the black ships arrived and the port opened up. Yeah?

So, what brought you to Yokohama anyway? I'm looking for someone. Well, what do you know? I'm looking for someone too. And no regular person, let me tell you. I wish my hair was like that. Not this. Not mine like that. Yoshida a visit.

Yeah. You must have heard the name. Why is your character so realistic? Stop. His great master whose gaze is fixed firmly on the future. Mm-hmm. He sees what we could be a century from now.

That's anime, by the way. Yeah. The truth is, we studied under the same master. But now he has students of his own. You should meet him. Okay. I'll go meet this guy. He and his students should already be here in the city.

They're an interesting bunch. Believe me. Oh. Oh. Hey, did no one ever teach you to walk straight? Why? Thank you, sir. That was very kind of you.

Damn. My name is Takamurayama. I'm a geisha in the pleasure district. Okay. It'll be wonderful if the two of you could pay me a visit. So she a ho. It would be our pleasure, truly. We were just discussing heading that way.

What? What? See you soon. What? Okay. Um, head to the... Come along with me. This calls for a little celebration in the most fun part of town.

Come on. The pleasure this trip's the best place for gossip. Oh my god. What a game. I'm not gonna fuck around with that. Like, I'm low level. I don't know what level these other guys are. So this is how Japan was in the 1700s?

Is this true? Wait, what? Wait, why? Damn, I'll just cut that bitch up. Fuck! Oh, this guy got... Dude. He done.

He done, bro. We ruined that guy's whole career. I swear, there's barely anyone in Tozai can reason. Damn. That guy got dicked. Let me get this real quick. A red flower. What the fuck is that?

Ah, I think that's where we're headed. All right, we're the hose... Oh, shit. This is where the hose are at. Oh, they got him on the window? Damn. Wow. Wait, oh, oh, oh.

Window shopping, yeah. You must be the samurai Takas spoke about. We've been expecting you. Ha, ha, that's us. How could you tell? She said you were very dashing and that she looks good in leather footwear. I knew it was used straight away. Wow.

You're clearly very discerning. You're made. a fine geisha. My name is Kichi. There's no way hooking up with prostitutes as part of the main story quest, is it? Oh, before I forget, while you are here, it is strictly forbidden to be uncouth or to unsheed. Okay. What do you mean by uncouth? Yeah, what does that mean?

You must refrain from any behavior that might stop other guests from enjoying themselves. Please, do not spoil the evil. for anyone. Okay. And unsheath, did they mean the sword or something else? I simply mean that you mustn't draw the sword that hangs at your hip. Our guests tend to quarrel about the objects of their desires. I'm sure you can guess what might ensue if the usage of weapons was permitted.

Oh shit. They fighting over the hose. Now, if you would kindly follow me. This way, please. Your character's cooked? No, bro. So this is the pleasure district. Here at last, my friend.

I never thought this game was going to be like this. Definitely a tale or two to be had here, I reckon. I really didn't expect this at all. The district was only built after the black ships arrived. Yeah? All kinds of clients come here. Wait, are they saying that we imported, like... Think of this as a place where foreigners and samurai...

can mingle freely. So... By the way, did you know that Taka is our most accomplished GESha? It is very rare for her to grant anyone an audience so quickly. Damn. You two are very lucky indeed. So do we have to take turns or... Please wait in here.

Taka will join you in due course. Yeah, what happens now? Oh, there's two of them. Okay. Want you have some more? Don't tell me, my dear. It's quite the place. Aren't you glad we came?

Don't tell me. Pardon the intrusion. Uh-oh. Sorry to have kept you waiting. Please, allow me to attend to you. What is this game, bro? So, there's two guys and one girl. I don't know what's about to happen.

Is it trap? No, I have a feeling that this may well be your first time in the Miyazaki district. Bro, he's simping out. Yes, that's right. This is a place of many pleasures. Enjoy and leave the real world behind. Only a few more years till this is real, guys. So it turns out I saw a familiar face on the way in.

I'd better go. and say hello oh it's just me like hmm he is a most delightful gentleman did you come to yokohama together kind of yeah oh no we didn't oh i thought we did i thought we just showed up yeah i thought i was gonna meet up with them so i just assumed may i ask what brought you to the city I'm gonna be honest. I forgot what I... I came... Dude, you can say I came to see you. Goodness.

That's rather forward. But I must confess. I'm rather flattered by your attention. All right. Simp? Well, I can't be certain. But I have heard rumors of a certain... Wait.

Summari who came aboard... That's it? Wait. Wait. Wait Guys But before I say more Oh my god

I have a little favor to us What is it? I want you to take photographs of the pleasure district with one of those fancy new cameras No way she's gonna try and do some only fan shit Oh my god I want this place to be captured

for posterity Oh my god. She trying to... A gaugherst... And I will tell you about the samurai who came aboard the black ship. Oh, I forgot to mention... To get a camera, you'll need to go to the photographic studio. I know you won't let me down.

Ogaisha? Wait, wait, wait. What is this? A gaisha isn't a ho. She provides companionship, nothing sexual? No. No? No? That's probably not true. There's a sleeping cat. You can get too close to catch it.

Okay. Where's the cat? It said I can capture the cat. Where is the fucking cat? Shit! It's downstairs? Okay. I don't see the cat. It's gotta be in here. Where's the cat?

Dude. Shit! Where the hell is this cat, man? Maybe he's not. up at the top. Is he at the rafters? Maybe he's at the rafters. I can't even get up there. The compass? Oh my god, I just see it. Where is cat? Oh, oh, oh, we're gonna get him. We're about to get him boys. Okay, I got red nuts. Okay, let me go down here too. I want to check here before I get the cat. Okay, this probably isn't it.

Okay, let's turn around. All right. So it should be here, right? Why? Why? Punt attack? No, that doesn't work. Jump?

Dude. Where the hell is he? This is so annoying. Oops. Oops! Below you, dude, I can't find the cat, man. I think he's behind this wall. But I think if I, if I pull the sword out,

it's below me. No, there's no way. There's no way, dude. Shit. I... This might be the worst day of my life. Shit. Ah, bitch! That's right.

That... That's it? I did all that for nothing. What the hell is going on? Ah, it's you. Okay. I was gonna get the thing. So you're done for the night, are you?

Yeah. Did you speak to your friend? Who'd be? I did. Unfortunately. He has no clue where master showing might be either. Yep. This is a place where people know things, but tonight I got nothing.

How about you? Have fun. Bro. Taka and I got friendly. Do I say it? Uh, I'm gonna do it. Are you serious? I wasn't even gone that long. You're joking, right?

Oh, by the way, my night wasn't a total loss. Turns out I know the person who owns the long house nearby. Damn. Even Ronin like you need a place to sleep, right? I'll head over and procure a room. Come check it out later, won't you? Okay. Now I have to go to the long house?

He hates you now? No, that's my boy. What do you mean? I can't believe they just got him out on the windows like this. Can I... Can I... buy them? I can't buy them, can I? That's too bad.

I'm cosplaying Asukei. There it is. Nice. All right. Let me go get this. I think the more of these I get, the more of these I have. It's a little rundown, but pretty spacious inside. You can keep a change of clothes or anything you'd like here.

I hope you'll find it useful. Okay, so I have to go in the longhouse. The long house is now available. People who you have a bond with will visit here. Strengthen your bond, you may want to talk with them by giving them guests or Adams. Change your character's appearance. Change you appear in your equipment. Okay, so this is just like some bullshit. Early purchase bit...

Oh, is this pay to win? Oh my god! It's bad... Wait, this armor sucks! Special author away your character. Okay. Okay, so I mean, I don't really care about this. Like, let's go with this.

Okay, and body, what do I have? Okay, uh, oh, oh. Honestly, I like the idea of changing my gear around regularly. Yeah, that, that's just me. I just like it. Let me see here. Armour set? Yeah. Well, like, if I went with this or I went with,

Yeah, this is the only one I have. I don't want to do that. Okay, revert appearance. Okay, very realistic. Yes, absolutely. Okay, yes, I'll quit without saving. I don't want to do anything. Because I like the idea of, like, getting new gear and looking different.

I feel like it's cool. Okay, housekeeping, organizing storage, nobody cares, relax, nobody cares, talk, nobody cares, cooperate with other players. Oh wow So this is kind of like I get it Right

Let's go Yeah I get it's like one of them things That's like SOS, yeah exactly That's crazy You can use it how you like I'll pop in every now and then From now on I'll tell everyone that this is where we're staying

That should make things a little livelier Well bring all the hose over Yeah But I'm going to keep searching for leads on Master Showin's location Okay Thanks for finding a place Come on, no need to get all polite Think nothing of it

I know you've got my back too Yeah Ah wait a second I wanted to give you this What is it A watch? It's a pocket watch Now you can check the time

Anytime I have a phone Hope you don't bind that it's slightly used I think you'll still find it handy They don't have smartphones back there? No, okay. Switching styles, you're in new combat style. Oh, I see.

Okay, got it. So it's like Wu Kongo. Yeah, it's like, you know, you go like the pillar stance or smash stance or fucking the other one. Watch it. Oh, bitch. Get out of here. You have to equip it? No, I don't think I need to like a,

equip it like what do you mean equip it no i don't think i do i do right yeah no i'm pretty sure like i'm good it just says style that's it yeah you do uh you do they're on katana yeah but i don't want katana i have the odachi each style is weapon specific okay we've heard reports for me very dubious i do okay oh oh oh you What are you doing here? You look shady to me. Out with it. Who are you?

We're under strict orders from Lord E. To arrest anyone suspicious. Do you want your blood on my blade? Oh. Let's try to teach you a lesson. Okay, let's go. Let's the ass. Get out of here. Damn, that was bad timing.

Get out of here. Get out of here, bitch ass. Get out of here, bitch ass. Thanks. That was a big help. Oops, wrong button. Make sure I do this too. What's wrong?

What's wrong, pussy? What's wrong, bitch? Get out of here, loser. The stupid ass Majora's mask looking motherfucker? Get out of here. Get out of my life. Pussy. I owe you.

Those nitwits. They think Kamara's are some kind of weapon. I'd like to give you a Demonstration. A bunch of retards. But I'm afraid my camera is broken. It means I can't have a living. How is it?

Got it working again? Does this guy have a Nezico box too? I'm afraid not. Yeah, he does. Without the schematic, I'm at the end of my rope. Cursed those dumped thieves. Are you serious? This isn't good.

Those thags have no idea of the value of what they've stolen. But I can have it. But I can have it just go and ask for them back. Wait. It's not my glider prototype you have there? You managed to get it back from those thieves. Most impressive. Oh.

Could it work? I don't know. But I might. I don't know if I did. Did I? I need those schematics back. And if you help me, I'll give you a camera. Sound good?

Uh, okay. Yeah, sure. A clear and rational response. You must have the inventors of spirit. Okay. Those thieves have a base in the Maita Castle ruins, but we can't just stroll straight in. Head to the temple hall nearby.

Because you spread Gonzo yesterday? I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Igashi, Wait, what? Back home in Hittachi. I'm known as Igashiichi, the tinkerer. Well, I should see you there. Okay.

Dear me. Seems he's fired up once again. Well, please do what you can to help you. So we got to go in a castle and kill a bunch of dudes that are in the castle. Is that right? But we got to do that. We just go and do it. That's all right.

We do it. Oh, by the way, what about my boy? Like, do I need to go get him or what? Like, or is he just automatically? come with me. Because I want to make sure he's there, like, for a camera? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna just check see if there's any loop around this area. Uh, looks like, no, not really. There's no need? Okay. Oh, we're feeling good. Batman, do the side quests? Uh, wait, I didn't even know where the quests are. What was it say? Oh my God, bro. Somebody trying to mess

things up. Somebody needs to die. If we have to kill them, we kill them. We kill them right now. Let's do this. I ain't afraid of shit. Fuck them chickens. Okay.

All right, we're getting close. You know what the egg prices in this game are? They're fucking free because I steal them. What's this? Nothing. Okay. This city's pretty cool. Oh, man. Are you kidding me? Okay, maybe I have to go around.

Yeah, I see. Boom, bitch. Is that wheelchair? What's wrong? Damn, I thought I was gonna hit him with that. I probably need to heal. Actually, I don't think I'll need to. Wandering sword, man.

I'm not gonna heal. I'm gonna need to heal. Okay. What's this big sword? Oh, I see, I see that's how it works. Is he like a bad guy or some shit? Baldies are so stupid. They're so dumb.

They're so dumb, aren't they? What a retard. Easiest game of my life. Wow. Wow. You guys see that? That's how easy this game is. I guess I can't talk to him or anything, right?

I guess not. Okay, let me go somewhere else. Pared swords green. Okay, I'll show you what I got. equipment. So right now, like, let me see where I'm at. I'm at 79. Is anything more than 79? No, it's not. Seventy-nine is the biggest number. So we're going to stick with that. 100? Where y'all saw 100? Wait, which one said 100? Okay. Um, okay, that's level 13. We don't want to fuck with level 13. I think we do this one. Let's do this one. And then, then I think then we go back and we do this one. So we do this one, then we go and we do the other one, the level eight one.

I think that's the smart thing to do, right? I'm gonna run her over. What's wrong? What's wrong? Oh, that's right. I didn't know this game was so open world. Like, I don't know why I didn't know this, but like I had no idea. Like, GTA, thoughts on the game so far?

My opinion is that the game is actually... I've had a lot of fun playing the game so far. I have. I've enjoyed it a lot. For a master ninja such as myself, this is normal. Yeah, bro. That's right. That's right.

Give me them chickens, bitch. I was supposed to kill them, right? I should have done the thing. Open. Can only be open from the other side. Okay. So how do we? I get in there. I see. Okay. Yeah, the movement is pretty decent, right? It's not like S-tier. I think it's like

an A-tier. Okay. Um, I got that. And we'll go down here. Oh, it's a box. Souls-like. Uh, it's, I mean, it's just an action combat game, really. It does less damage. I still think it's better. Upgraded? To upgraded. F and E. Oh, wait a minute. I just realized. The Odachi isn't an Uchigatana, so I just equip both of them. I really confused myself there. I thought two things were happening. Okay. Oh, shit, those are the bad boys.

Okay, let me think. All right. What, what, what, what, what? Come into my domain. Okay, we really got it. All right. I got a lock in. I got a lock in.

I'm going to use the other sword. That's bitch. Damn! I'm so stupid. I'm actually garbage. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm actually the dumbest person that's ever existed. Okay. We're gonna get this guy right here. What? Why's he wearing a dress? Damn, that was embarrassing, bro. I can't believe I died to that shit.

Yeah. That was not good. I should not have died to that, but it's okay. Mistakes happen. Okay. And we did this. Let me look around See if there's anything special in this area It looks like it seems like there's really not It seems like this is just like the You know, run in the middle shit hole Oh, let me go up here

Big money Ooh, there it is Okay, now we have to go to We don't want to fuck with them We gotta go to here Fuck, I can't get a banner Okay, I'm gonna go to here and I'm gonna go there I'm gonna kill this guy

Okay So this is the area that I was at before but I couldn't beat them Because they were too high level Now I'm coming back I'm like level like I think I'm like level six or something like that Seven so like this should be easy for me now I'm gonna outrun this rabbit That's right Okay

This could be challenging Five formidable foes Okay I'm gonna use the big sword I just can't I'm gonna go around I'm gonna go around. Why is he have so much hell? He's formidable? Not anymore.

What? I see him. You like that, huh? How about that? Yeah, that's right. I think they can beat me, bro. I practice this in Legend of Zelda O'Conorina a time. This is easy.

Jesus, what a loser. What a loser. Okay. Let me go after this guy here. This dog is no joke, bro. Jesus. That dog does not fuck around. That's a serious dog.

I see him. Easiest game of my life. Be quiet. Damn. Some of these guys have a lot of fucking health. Yeah, this is no joke. Shit! I'm gonna go after this guy.

Clean your weapon? Okay, give me a minute. Does that even matter? Why would I do that? do that. Sharpening? Does it even matter if I clean the weapon? It matters a lot?

Okay. I didn't even know that. He doesn't know, bro. He didn't know. Jesus. Oh my God. I'm trying to remember where I was. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Now I know where I am. I'm at. Okay. We'll go across. Look at the yellow bar below the weapon. Oh. I didn't even see this guy. Okay. We'll get the yellow bar below the weapon icon.

What about that yellow bar? Is that sharpness or something? Let's see if I can get this right. Man. Man. Yellow means dirty? Yeah, I don't know what it means. Clean the weapon, you would have won? Yeah, I don't understand the mechanic. What we're telling you? Yeah, but I don't know what that means. Like, it doesn't make sense to me.

Okay. All right, we're going to kill them this time. Well, I couldn't have just done that the first time. Well, I don't know why. Because like, it's so easy. Why didn't I just do that the first time? I didn't even see that guy over there. Change stance in South Park Orthodox? I don't know how to do that.

Is that the F thing? Maybe I do change my weapon. Okay, let's kill this guy here. Yeah, yeah, let's go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to here. Give me a minute. Nice. Nice.

Nice, I got him. That was really good We popped the fuck off When the weapon is dirty You do much less damage Oh Okay Yeah I didn't understand that

So it's like weapon sharpness Buy equipment Okay I could buy this Oh but I don't have enough tickets OmniPresent Ninja That's pretty cool Take your time.

You cleaned it when you went in the water. Okay, yeah, I didn't understand that. Okay, let me go and get... I guess this should probably get this shrine, right? I feel like I need to go get that. Does I understand cleaning? No, I don't. Like, I thought...

Like, I mean, there's a lot of systems in this game, like straight up. And so it's hard to keep up with everything at the same time and, like, know how it all interacts. Like I didn't expect like the amount of depth that used the key. I don't know where to use the key. The door icon on the map. Oh, is it really just that easy? Oh, wow.

Okay. Wow. Okay. I had no idea. Okay, that makes it way fucking easier. We got to go to the shrine though first. Oh. When you fight, you accumulate blood on the weapon.

Usually cleaning with E gives you some stamina back. So, okay, so there's like multiple reasons to do it. I thought there was only one reason to do it and that was it. And it was only to get the stamina back. And so I was like, okay, well, I'm not even going to worry about that. But now that I know that I actually have to do that, like, I'll probably incorporate that into, like, my combos. Is there something in here?

There's a fucking, there's a stat for that. Where the fuck is a stat for it? Flash attack, that's not it. This. All right, gentlemen. We're ready. Okay. Yeah, because I remember that.

Ysuke would be able to hold his breath. You think so? He can't swim though. Save, yeah, I'll save when I get up there. Don't worry about it. That's a good idea. Let me actually go to the top area first. I think that's a better idea.

I'll look this again, I guess. I'm a fucking idiot I died the first time. Okay. Okay, now let's save. Oh, oh. It's about the second. I was like, there's no way I can make it. What are you mad for?

What's wrong? Damn! Get this shit out of here. That guy got destroyed. See, that's the way it's supposed to go. That was good. Yeah, bro, we cut that dude's head off. Okay, let's get this. Some more of these rocks, too.

These are special rocks. Very special rocks. Okay. Try E. Can I E now? I think I have to be in combat, right? Oh, I can do it any time I want. Well, how about that?

That's crazy. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna make it. I should save. Why didn't I say? Oh, man. Man. Let me get rid of that marker. And I'm gonna get rid of this other... Oh, right, no. Okay. And we're gonna go to this. This is a big loot situation. Actually, let's go to this, and then we're gonna go to the banner. Actually, let's go to the cat.

Okay. Now we're ready. When the yellow ball is full, the bar is full, you need to clean. Yeah, I just, I didn't understand it. I mean, I guess it makes sense, right? I just had no idea. Okay. Hopefully we get something good out of this box. We got to get some really good loot here.

Okay. Open up. Ooh. Wandering Samarized Cadodo. A treaty on dexterity. What the hell is that? Oh my God. That's literally a...

That doubles my armor. Holy shit. Okay, there's nothing good here. 42? Jesus. Okay, so... Okay, and then so I have to dexterity this. I am dexterity.

Okay. Perfect. Okay, so now I can... I can do more dexterities. That's good. Okay, let's go. Is he still on hard difficulty? Yeah, sure.

I mean, it's, I mean, it's not that hard. Okay. This is the cat. Gotcha, bitch. That's right. Two cats. Okay, and let me go get this too. I guess I have to go up to here.

Yeah. Perfect. Oh, a bag. I have to go get that too. Nice. Okay. So let me look at where I need to go now. So I did this scene during the night only.

Okay, well, I don't need to do that. Oh, let's go kill this guy. If you melee attack around with nobody around, you can use it. Yeah, yeah, no, you can, I get that now. I understand it. Go to the castle? Yeah, I will. After this, I'll go to the castle, okay?

What the hell is this? What are you all doing? I'm pissed. I'm so pissed. I'm actually so mad. I shouldn't have died to that. A combo is not. CS game's no joke.

Yeah, this game is, it's really hard. Like, if you make a mistake in the game, like, I mean, like, I think that the hardest thing about this game is the fact that, or at least like the thing that I find to be the most frustrating, is the fact that... Actually, give me a minute. Let me just focus on this, okay? What's wrong?

Do I see these combos? Damn, that shit was rough. I'll be happy to give you a generous discount. Jesus. Okay. What will it be? Alright, what do we get? Healing elixirs? No, I could buy these. I don't really think, I mean, do I need these?

I don't even know what I'm supposed to buy. What will it be? Apothecary. Now, I guess I buy these, right? Thank you very much. Power remedies? Yeah, yeah, okay, let me buy these. I don't want to buy any more. Please, come again.

Okay. Yeah, you see how, like, how punishing the game is, though. Like, if you make a mistake or things don't go the right way, you're done. Yeah, I'm actually surprised at how challenging it is. I thought that was a box. Decent? We're doing well. Time to save.

Let me check and see if I got any new weapons. 103. No, it looks like we don't have anything that's a bigger number than 103 so far. Got them. All right. Cargoed bearished insect. Okay. And this is a pre-year.

set for weapons. And so what about this? Oh my god. Marvel is sword saint. So if I have two pieces equipped, maximum key energy is going to be 10. Oh, that's insane. Bro, look at me. I don't have the gloves, do I? Like, there's no way I have the gloves, right? I do not. Okay. That's big dick. I'm looking around. I'm just letting him know. I wouldn't do anything. I'm just letting him know. That's it.

I really gotta be using a horse more. Ooh, we got some pox like this here. Let's do it. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? I really can't do shit, huh?

This guy's got really kind of a loser. Oh, wow. Okay, no, no, my. Not gonna heal. Shut the fuck up. Here's her O-P? No, I'm just garbage. It's literally nothing else.

Oh, wait. Wait, I just got a new weapon. Oh, man. Yeah, I just got two new things. I don't know what the other thing was. It was something. A new pole arm? Yeah, maybe I should use that.

Try it? You didn't save me so? Fuck, man. I didn't even know that could happen. I don't want to deal with the dogs. Wait, can you cut bamboo in this game? Oh man, Assassin's Creed's gonna be so much better than this. It's not even gonna be close.

Is this a bad guy? Wait, what the fuck? Huh? Where the fuck is he? I see. Damn! That shit was close. Oh my God.

I got a great... Wait, I got a great sword? Oh my god That's really good Yeah that's crazy good It's slow as fuck Yeah no it is slow But at the same time

It's still good We do a little bit of this It's pretty good yeah It's too bad you let me so die I don't even know who that is Yeah I didn't even know that could happen Oh okay Damn.

Damn, that is pretty good. Damn, and I didn't see the cat. Wait, so if I do this, does this mean it'll respawn the cat? No. Okay. This is no cat available. Jesus, there's a lot of these things to do, huh? I didn't even realize there's this much.

It'll respawn later, okay. There's only one map out of three? Oh my God. Matilda Castle? Is this where I'm at? No, no, this is another area. What the fuck? I guess it doesn't want me going over there.

That's weird. Can I travel to here? Okay, and we travel to there? Show game relaxing despite the difficulty? Yeah, I think the game is pretty relaxing in general, too. Yeah, I mean, like, it's definitely hard. I mean, like, it's a hard game, but it's not a hard game in, like, the worst types of games are the ones that are just, like, super punishing, where it's, like,

you do one thing wrong and like you're just fucked. And it's not really like that. Dude. The sword is insane. Jesus. Jesus. Damn, bro. I beat his ass.

Yeah, I feel like this is actually pretty good. I just got to get more used to cleaning the weapon. Okay. Let's see what this is. Yeah, I don't know how the... Damn. I don't know how the... Fuck, I'm trying to think of what I was even trying to say.

How the poise system in the game works. Yeah, I just... I don't really know. Eat a clean. Yeah, true. Okay. Wait, it's a dog? Wait, the boss is a dog. I just whirlwinded that guy to death. I feel like that's really good.

good. That's super good. Holy shit. That's O.P. Yeah, I know. You couldn't pet the dog. No. Okay. All right, let me get this. I've got to take a break for today. I've got to end a little bit earlier. Tomorrow I'm probably going to play this more. I've actually been enjoying this game a lot. It's been fun. It's been a good time.

We've been fucking around, getting into it. Have fun? Yeah, I did. I did. I actually, I enjoy. this game a lot. It's a, it's a good game. Neo 2 is the better version of this game. Is it really? I don't know if it is or not. I have no idea. Like, um, I've just been playing this. I've enjoyed it a lot so far. It's been really good. So I'm hoping that, uh, hoping it more of the content comes out and, uh, you know, more the game comes out. We play more of it. Neo 2 is an open world. Yeah, I just don't know. But, uh, is a newer version of Assassin's Creed Unity? Unity. Yeah, I have no idea. Is the Souls like gears grind? Damn. Yeah, it sounds really good. Maybe I should play that. I don't know.

But, uh, yeah. Wait one second. Shadows is out too. Yeah, I know. It's out in a seven day, uh, uh, what is it fucking? Yeah, eight days. It's out in eight days. It's really difficult, though. And I feel like every game, it's like, there's always ways to take advantage of mechanics and win, even if you're bad. Like, that's my, that's my expectation with like, most games, right? Is that even if I am not great at it, I can still figure out a way to take advantage of the system and do it.

So yeah, I'll be back on tomorrow. We're going to play more for tomorrow. Probably watch that. What we're going to do? We're going to watch the, what the fuck was it? Space launch. Space launch. We're going to watch the space launch tomorrow. Yeah, and so we're going to do that and maybe some other stuff. Probably play a little bit more of this and yeah, that's the plan. So until next time, gentlemen,

thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it and I will be back on. Tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. See it. Did you find a rat? How I find it? Um, so I don't have a good sense of smell. And so what I have to do is I have to, um,

I have to let the animal rot for a few days to where I can, I can really smell it because it smells bad enough. And then I can, like, if I can smell it and taste it in my throat, then I can actually find it. But other than that, I don't have a sense of smell. So that's the way it works You can't use your eyes Well there's garbage everywhere right in the attic That's so horrid No I'm just telling you guys

That's how it is And uh You're weak bro we can tell I don't smell bad Fat people smell bad because they sweat I don't sweat I'm not fat That's hogs That's what hogs do

Uh uh not for me Yeah I don't know what y'all are talking about even Like y'all making up some bullshit And uh my respect for you To keep maidens away and be so maidenless and strong well the thing is that it's weird because like

other people like they like people be in the house and they get sick in like 30 minutes like I never I just don't get I don't know what it is like I just don't get sick right? You don't sweat because you don't do anything well I mean what do I need to do can you breathe through your nose? No

not really nose is cosmetic yep I have a cosmetic nose I don't really do anything else with it It just sits there. It's the layers of dead skin are your teeth good now? They're better than they were, I'll tell you that. And, yeah, fat people smell because of the mold and the skin flaps. Yeah, they're probably hiding with french fries to eat them later and hamburgers in between those, right?

Yeah, that must be at skinned. No, probably, that's true, man. Yeah, it's true. Pigs literally don't sweat. No, I didn't say pigs. I said hogs. It's different. Yeah.

That's way different. You like the ghoul from Fallout? Maybe, yeah. I just, like, it's the same as like everybody goes to a convention and everybody else gets sick except me. I never get sick. Any event, any convention, anything like that, it never happens.

So I think to myself, like, is that because, you know, like, I'm not sure. So it's hard to say. Yeah, you bring it. Yeah, is it my fault? Like, did I do this? I don't even know. When was the last time you were really sick? I had COVID for three days.

And I've had food poisoning before, right? I've had food poisoning before. And I had COVID before. I had food poisoning before. But the last time that I was really sick was in 2009. And I got so sick that I stopped getting sick. And I've never been seriously. I've never had the flu since then.

I've never had like any sort of stomach trouble really since then I never had anything happen and so yeah that was it yeah high little resist no that that's just the way it is let me see here we're gonna load this shit

I played only a little bit yesterday but we gotta get back to it let me see here did you see the wow two key movie no I didn't see that at all you're the AIDS virus I'm the AIDS virus okay let me see here

all right we are over here we could do this quest here I don't know if it's really a good idea to do it or not Like I don't know why I can I not zoom out I'm not able to zoom out on the map I'm not not why can I not zoom out on the map? Oh, maybe I'm stuck doing this quest That's the reason why I have to do the quest

Okay, let's do it It's a mission, yeah, I didn't even know that This game looks better in Assassin's Group shadows, yeah Oh, you Well, who it is The hell are you doing here Someone of the grudge asked you, right? You're up to your old, uh, ask me to help them.

Yeah, I'm gonna just use, uh, yeah, yeah. Because I wanted to talk to this guy. I was like, I'm gonna wait. Okay, let's get this. Is Gonzo? Yeah, this guy's an idiot. Yeah, you've got it all wrong. It isn't my fault.

I'm innocent. I tell you. That's why you let me go before. Or is it? You had a reason for letting me live. You told me about the treasure. Why not team up with me? I promise.

You won't regret it. I think this guy's a roach, bro. I do. I really think he's a roach. Like, what should I do? Should we kill him or not? Man, I really, I'm not sure. Yeet and delete his ass? You killed the girl and you regretted it?

Do a pole? He'd probably just dumb, let him live. Oh, man. He's more useful alive. That's probably true. that's probably true he's more useful alive so if he's more useful alive and

I will abide by whatever the poll vote says but I think that we probably should keep him alive it looks like more people are voting to not kill him no I'm lame yeah yeah right enslave him he has unique loot kill him oh Jesus

this is hard This is really hard. I said I would follow the pole. I said I would follow the pole. I have to follow the pole. We have to team up with them. We did. I said,

I said I would follow the poll I did. Okay, we lame. Yep, all right, let's team up. Let's do it. I don't, this is a mistake, by the way, guys. This is such a mistake. Let's do this. Well, now what do we do?

Defeat the suspicious looking, wait, what? Wait, oh no, I have to go betray the guy that gave me the quest. Oh, fuck, I try, I try to get me away. Damn, bro, he cut his fucking head off. Let me go after this guy. Shit. Okay? Oh, I know he's doing that.

Okay. What are you doing? Oh, oh, who's mad? Who's mad? As if we were going to do. be beaten by that pitiful wretch. Yeah, fuck him. That's right.

You are incredible. Why'd you learn to fight like that? Give me a shout. If something big comes along or come flying, you can count on it. I feel like this guy's kind of a nice guy. I like him. Yeah. Maybe this is my boy.

Yeah. Like, I don't know. Like, yeah. Maybe so. I mean, I guess, right? I mean, like, fuck. Let me see. Let me see what we got for stats here. So do we get a new weapon? We still at that 103 situation. Do we have anything bigger than 103? No, we don't. We just use it. We're using this, though, this sword. This sword is big dick. We definitely have to use the sword. We got this pole arm, too. I don't know if I'm really going to use that.

I think we just started using the samurai sword, this katana. Okay, let's go, let's go open. But let's go get this. Let's go get this treasure chest. I'm going to go with that. 105, list by power. Wait, can I do that? Whisp by, Wispy, filter, compare, special effects,

filter, list by B-type, parity level. We got to go and... Okay, so if I got a rifle and there's a red barrel, I've played video games a long time, and I have a feeling that the option for this is to

okay let me i think it's x right yeah yeah okay well maybe i need to use the rifle itself okay sub weapon okay where's the rifle oh wow this is a 91 damage gun they have oil in here we gotta get it and how do i how do i undo this is it ar okay there we go yeah okay so it's a toggle

damn okay great yeah we got something really good scroll of dixterity okay that's really good too uh let me go ahead and find that was it like a v right is it v to do my inventory is it in b uh tab maybe what's the fucking tap what's the button to open up my fucking inventory uh i'm just hitting random buttons that's not map go to equipment first okay equipment armor items items there it is and so equipment presets I? No, that's not it. It's not P either.

It's not throw. It's not B for bag. Is it Y? That's not Y? Is it T? No, it's not T. Okay, this is an emote. Yeah, same.

Tab? No, it's not it either. Oh, V. Okay, I found it. I found it. Okay, we got dexterity right here. No, no, no, no, no. I understand now

How do I select Details It's a gift No, it says it's a consumable Options Why is it Why is it that I can't Click something in my inventory and use

The item? Oh It says it's a gift That's confusing That's confusing, bro It's real confusing We're gonna do a little bit of that Do a little bit of this See that?

Wait, what the hell I'd do this for? Oh, shit. Now we can use the great sword. Okay. Why is he not dead? Okay, now he's dead. That worked really well. Oh, I forgot to clean.

That's right. Yeah, that's why I probably didn't work. Okay, that was great. That was amazing. Oh, my God. Okay, let's go over to that. Great swords are really good. You stupid fucking, there we go.

I don't know how good they actually are, I'm not sure. Okay, we'll go ahead and loot this too. Nice. Okay, who's this guy? How about letting off a shell? Or three? I don't really think I need him. What about this guy?

Buy equipment upgrade. So if I upgraded this, it would take me $19 to upgrade this. That's a lot of money. I don't think I should upgrade right now. Like, because I just keep getting new gear all the time. What do you need? Sell. Anything else?

I guess. Yeah, I can just sell a bunch of this garbage. Anything else? Sell all. Select multiple. Oh, oh, I see. Oh, let me actually not select that. Can I un-select that? Okay. Oh, I see. You hold down shift and you do it. That's 79. I don't want to get rid of that one. These pole arms suck dick. And this great sword isn't very great.

Damn, we're selling a lot of this shit, huh? Don't? Break them down instead? I think you're probably right, actually. Disassemble. What do you need? Okay, so let me disassemble this. Anything else?

Oh, yeah, because now I get more bars. Oh, yeah, this is way better, right? I feel like it has to be. Yeah, this is a big, yeah, this is a big bar situation. Look at all the, look at all. The saber. We don't care about sabers. Okay, and then we have the shitty great sword. We're going to get rid of that. Dude, there's so much... Wow.

Okay, we're not going to get rid of that. That's the good gun. Okay. So I'm just... Oh my God. I didn't even realize this. Holy shit. I don't need any of these fucking hats. You pick up so much stuff? Yeah, I didn't even realize that. We're not going to get rid of the legend.

I mean, because it's orange. We don't want to get rid of orange items. It's the easiest decision of my life. Okay. But we'll get rid of everything that isn't orange. My cool hats, yeah. That was a mistake. So I can just upgrade this gear and make it as good as my existing gear.

Okay. Orange is legendary. Yeah. Oh, this is way easier. I can just hold it down. Okay. Oh my god. Dude, I'm gonna be fucking rich.

This is amazing. Okay, and then confirm. Anything else? Wow. Wow. What do you need? Okay. And I could buy this. I don't really want to.

There's no real reason for me to. And let me see, is there any more of this stuff here? Pulverized coal, bamboo sheath. I don't really care about that. beast hide silk bundle of straw I can strengthen anything so I could upgrade my gear now but I don't think I should yet

I think that the only items I should really upgrade are are legendarys right because if you can just keep upgrading the same gear then logically the best option would be to just wait until you hit like a like a wall

and then upgrade from there. Like that, like, if I think about this, like, from the way that I think about it, then I would say that this is the right way to do it. Okay, let me go over to... This guy's name, wait, steaming mad, steaming mad Mario? Who the fuck is that? Strategic upgrading?

Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's a better idea, isn't it? I think so. I don't know, I don't know what he's thinking. Can I? Come into my domain. Wait, can I? Wait, wait, can I do what I think I can do? Holy shit.

So I just go and use the Spinney Boy and I just kill their ass. Wait, oh, that's a girl. Wait, is that a girl? They have girls in this game? What the fuck? Let's go around. Actually, what? Can I just? No, I can't. Damn. That weapon.

Hit him. Do I have to pull out the Glock? Shoot him with the fucking gun. Damn. God is a hell. ass. All right. Not so bad, huh? That went really well. A one bullet flintlock? Yeah, but they can deflect the bullets, I think. I'm pretty sure you can only do that. Yeah, we didn't get anything new.

Do we have anything new for here? Anything new here? No. Nothing new here either. Okay, all the stuff is pretty much the same. Okay, what does this loser? What does this ball loser want? medicine do you seek um he doesn't want anything important yeah this is all garbage we don't care about any of this do look after yourself okay and let me make sure i just go to this it clears it right yeah it does okay good all right and then now we have to look at we're gonna get the cat shit i guess we killed that wanted guy too gotcha bitch that's right that's right why do i even get these do i get anything for collecting cats i don't even know why i just do it. Okay, everything in this area has been got. We have to do this. I'll go over there. You do later? Okay. What the fuck? This. Fuck that, bro. I'm not about a boar.

People are hardest and strong wish. Make their wishes reality and they'll further strengthen your bond. Okay. All right, let's go ahead and get this too. Nice. Why is he... Are you a samurai? You must help me for an appropriate reward, of course. Though you might not think it to look at me, I have plenty of coin. Believe me.

I'm a merchant from Great Britain. Now, I recently located some coal in the cave over there. Uh-huh. Is he big gay? A band of brigands popped out of the woodwork and stripped me of everything I had. They're still in there. I think he's big gay.

I won't stand for it. I won't let them have my coal, my possessions, clothes pray could you go into the cave and fetch them for me yeah sure much obliged okay yeah yeah i'll do that that's easy where do i have to go yeah is the easy easiest thing to do in the game quickly now shit thank me think let me think oh my god they're so aggressive fuck great sword's too slow i think you're right actually like it's really good against like one target, but like multiple targets, I don't think so.

Of it are up. Quickly now. Please, I can't. Yeah. Why is he not dead? Okay. Okay. This isn't much.

But I want you to have it. Jesus, that was rough. That was really rough. Let me see what I should do with my levels, though. Number of medicine pills replenished. I have 24 skill points. I feel like I just. get this right i mean like like that just does more damage that's kind of dope yeah i'm trying

to think like what the best option for this is the scorpion pull i don't really think that i don't even know what that is and this is this is about the spinny shit we're not even going to use that key recovery from a blade flash i'm gonna be honest like i feel like number one this is really good right that's a really really good item um like it's a really really good item um like This helps you like with like it's like literally one point, right? And I think we should just go with damage. I'm going to be honest. I think we go with damage.

Yeah, because like a lot of this stuff is like it's good, but it's not like crazy good. Actually, maybe I could get health. Like health would be really good too, right? Because I'm dying pretty fast. And I go one to this. So I'm maxing this out. This is level three of three.

Okay, so this is Max then. I think I should get this. Because I don't really use violent gales anyway, right? What even is violent gale? It's just two attacks? That's it? You don't have it yet? Okay.

Oh, I don't have the points for it. Okay. And I don't have this either. Hmm. I don't know, guys. I feel like we've got a lot of dicks points, so we might just have to go with that. I think we're going to hold on to it for now.

I don't think that there's anything else that's like really, really good that we can use like maybe I can get one point into this I feel like this is like kind of valuable and otherwise yeah yeah let's not even do that and I'm not sure like really which ones of these are better like so these are like all the like this game is so complicated

okay if it's a cave it's probably underneath right yeah Ho's mad what a stupid bitch dude that damage oh my God. Did you guys see that? Jesus, how's this guy still alive? Okay, he's not. That's how. Okay. What an idiot, bro. What a fucking retard. Okay, there we go. All right, we got one coal.

I see him. Okay, let's go, let's go up here first. Damn, bro, that's just too bad, right? That's too bad. Booter hat What's a Booter hat? It's a Fedora Well I mean We're gonna keep this The Sword Saint shit I mean this is like obviously better

Even though it has more death Like I probably need to upgrade honestly Like that's really what I need to do Well I already beat this shit That was a joke Damn That guy got dicked Oh my God

Wait What the fuck? It's coming up See what happens Let's see what happens Ho's mad Wise man's saber What a piece of shit

Do it Do it again Do it again Come on What's wrong Do it again Do it again He's having a bad day

It's just the way it is Mysterious Foreigners Luggage Okay, cool Oh let me actually do this Oh, like that Okay, all right, this is a big money situation too We got everything here This is huge for me, massive actually

Those guys were pussy's like, let's be honest Okay, let's go turn this, eh? Wait a minute We'll go over here Still need to clean Oh, ooh Wait, why's that guy so tall? I'm fine, I'm fine

Jesus But where the hell was I? Wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, there they are Okay. What the fuck? Well, this guy's insane. Oh my god. Holy shit, man.

You can't parry the red? Yeah, you can. You have the perfect parry the red. No. Shit. It's so fast. It's happening instantaneously. Bye from that.

Holy shit, man. This is rough. This guy's no joke. That's a big boy. Big boy. Oh my God. I got a chess piece though, at least. Jesus.

Oh, wow. So I got way better gear from that. Oh, my God. Look at that. You know what? Maybe the weakness that I have right now is I don't have the good. I'm not using good gear that has like more stats. I was playing with very hard difficulty because don't want to change stances.

Well, what do you mean by change stances? Press F. When you see a blue arrow is good, when you see a red arrow is bad. There's an arrow next to their health bar. So you're telling me that, like, each stance gives me more damage versus a different type of guy.

Is that it? Yes. Okay. I didn't know that. Okay. My wallet's been empty. Damn. Oh, the... Those wretched brutes.

Ah. I forget myself. Allow me to thank you. My name is Marcus Samuel and you have my heartfelt gratitude. What about the money, though? I'd hope to reward you here and now, but I'm afraid those thieves have made that impossible. Would you be willing to come and see me at Yokohama Grand Villa? Yeah.

You'll be generously remunerated, I assure you. I really am telling you the truth, you know. Okay, I'll trust him. Yeah, I'll be nice. What? But then why would you stick your neck out for me? You needed help. I see.

Well, you have my thank. Thanks. I promise your reward will be handsome. Maybe this way he'll give me more money. Yeah. He's not bald. You can trust him? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Yeah, we'll get that guy. Not bald at all.

Treaties on Enlightenment. What's that? Items were ruined. Used to earn a skill point. Okay, well, I'm going to use that right now. Foreign book. Show to an inventor to expand your options. Oh, oh, this is like, okay, I get what that is.

All right. Nice. So now what do we need to do? He's your level 11 I think we need to go to here Yeah, we've got to go to the stolen statue And then we're going to go to the other blade twin thing Foreign books

Ichigashi could make good use of them I don't even know who the fuck that is The Story Mission Okay Is there anybody here? Can I go in here? No, okay I thought I would be able to

Apparently not What level are you? Like 9 or 10 or something like that? May I miss dick. I hit the wrong button again. I just switch stants. Oh, okay, okay. So now I do different attacks. Damn, that did a lot. Jesus, I just cannot fucking parry in this game. This guy's hard to kill, man. Thank you. Jesus. I'll be happy to give you a generous discount. This guy's no joke.

E for queen. Yeah, I just forget, man. I forget because I'm under stress. This shit can be hard. Come again. Okay, I guess I'm gonna do this one here, right? Old bamboo casa. What the fuck is that? Oh, wow. I feel like I should just use this because it's like just so much more stamina.

Even though this one's better, and like this one would be better too, I just feel like, I feel like that this is like, it's 20 defense, right? That's a lot of fucking defense. And I also feel like I'm getting, I'm getting dicked down, right? I'm getting massively dicked down. So like I feel like I need to play more defensively and I need to get better gear No, I am that's a bore. Okay, yeah yeah yeah we go up here and then we get his ass from up here Shut up it's that dog. It's really gonna fuck me man. Okay, give me a minute

We're gonna reset this. We're gonna reset this we got off on the wrong foot. Yep, we just got on the wrong foot. It's fine. It's fine Wait, where's the guy? There he is. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I saw him. I him. We have to be very quiet. There he is. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Fuck, the boar, the boar. Shit! Yes!

That's right! That's right! Panic jumping? I wasn't panic jumping. That was a strategic decision. I'm a mastermind at tactics and strategy. I might be bad at the game fundamentally, but it doesn't matter.

You don't have to be good at the game. You just to be smarter. in the guy that makes the game. That's all they have to do. Fuck. Yep, you figure out things that they didn't expect for you to do, and you do those things.

Okay. Is this where bad guys are? Ooh, prey. True. Excuse me, good warrior. But I'd like to ask you something if you'd listen. Oh, yeah, what?

You hear my plea? Thank you, friend. We've had a wooden figure stolen. A precious one that's enshrined here. I have an inkling who the thief is, and I believe he's nearby. Alas, I'm just a weak and powerless priest. Would you be so kind as to recover the wooden figure for me? I'll get it.

I'm in your debt. Now, to tell you about the thief. Yes. Who do it be? that it's a thug who's recently targeted this area night would be the best time to go after him when he's drunk and rowdy during the day he prays on hapless passes by to be careful i'm gonna fuck him up right now hmm i'm gonna go fuck this bitch up right now do have a bro do we got any gear

Like I give a fuck, bro. Should I buy some bullets? I'm gonna buy like three. Is there anything else? Please, come again. We're gonna use the long boy against them. Okay, so the strategy is going to be to... Yeah, let's get this guy. Let's fuck this guy.

It's like it might be worth something. Hand it over. If you want to live. Money, I can see. But this statue is irreplaceable. Yes. How are you? This year is my glory. All right.

Am I a war ward? What do you guys think? Do I just activate my war ward senses and just run over to him and kill him? Wait, no, I'm not. I'm not a war war. I'm an American. So if I get him to shoot a gun... Shit!

Damn, that guy's got a lot of fucking health. That guy's got a dick. glow to health. Does this work? I'm smarter than the game is. Oh, hey. What? Was this like Lions Claw? What? What? So I can just press F and now I do more damage? Wow. Dude, that guy got fucking annihilated. That was awesome. I think I'm finally starting to like understand the game a bit more. Workman's hap. Yeah, I'm kind of feeling good now. I'm feeling cute. That also, by the way... Actually, let me do this now.

Thank you. I need to get going. So, if you'll excuse me... Why'd you still the figure? So you want the figure too. In that case, let me explain my reasons. My village is poor. So poor bandits ignores. And it's been ravished by disease.

We sought help from those nearby. But no one will lift her finger. this rate, our village will die out. If I could just bring back this blessed image of Tenging, it would give comfort to those at their store. Please, won't you look the other way? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. He's stealing.

He's stealing? What are we talking about? They need... Yeah. I'm the police. So, you won't back down. But neither can I. I'll fight you if I must whatever way I can. Yeah, you will.

What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? You gotta come up this way. Yeah, see, see how that works. Okay, you want to play that game? Let's play that game. Couldn't you have looked the other way?

Ha ha, bitch. Gotcha, bro. Like, where's this village? Let's kill everybody in this village, too. Where are they at? Look the other way, Bro, like, we got ourselves a thief. We got a stealing ass bitch

thinking that we're gonna give him any sort of help. Absolutely not. We kill him immediately. We cut his fucking head off. Absolutely. Robin Hood? Yeah. Can't steal a statue?

What's up, bro? Thank you. I'm glad to see the statue of Tengen Summer has been recovered. Especially just to make people feel good. So that's what it was for. I see. Very well. I'll speak to his excellency about sending aids to the village.

Tengen someone works in mysterious ways. See, this, look. What about my reward? Oh, he gave me his stuff. Okay, cool. Scepter. What that was a sceptor? Karma converted. Oh, I'm getting more points now. Nice. But I don't have strength points.

I had more strength points. being stronger. Tab, someone's in trouble. Who's in trouble? Who gives a fuck? Poor villagers? No, no. I think that he died. Like, we killed him, right? And he deserved to die. But we killed him, and we also were going to help his village. So he kind of, like, I mean, in a way, like, we kind of helped them by killing

a bear killer gringo gringo isn't that isn't that racism let me go kill this guy what am I doing he died so they could live exactly yeah like I feel like I'm the good guy here

like because you can't just go and steal random shit because you and also like all he would have done is given them this statue to make him feel good now I'm helping the village So like I'm honestly such a good guy for killing that guy. Look that tree. That's a big tree. It's like elven ring tree.

Where's the guy? Oh there is. I can't tell what is this. Is this an animal? It's an animal. Okay, well let's just deep dick the animal. Just another day at the job. That's right. Let me look around, make sure we get everything else. We're gonna go to this.

Oh, I can't. do the thing. Let me actually just do this right now before I forget. You guys know I will 100% forget that. I'm just not used to doing it. Okay, we gotta go up through there. I guess we're gonna go through this village. Oh shit, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is this where the bad boys are? What's wrong? I am the assassin war war. Oh, he's dead. Oh, I guess I'll rescue this guy. Let's go bro. Let's go around. Let's go another angle. Jesus.

Gotcha, bitch. That was close. Yep. Savage Lions Claw? Yeah, it's a really good weapon. Or it's a really good attack, I mean. Oh, I got another level up. All right. Okay, so it looks like

we're going to have to go to here. Yeah, we do this, and then we get to the next quest. That was his spirit didn't do anything Yeah he didn't I feel like I don't know how you guys think about this But like

I should probably use the gun more Because the gun feels like it's really really good And like another way that I can tell that the gun is good Is that Like nobody uses swords and fights anymore But a lot of people use guns still And so like if the sword was so good then you'd probably have more people.

You'd probably have more people using it, right? Can I grip him? We're gonna get the dog. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong, bro? S- fuckin razzard, man. I feel like, dude, this... that attack is the dog deleter. Like, I use that and it's over.

Thanks. What? Wait, what? Shit! What about, is it the boar leader? Wait, why didn't that work? I actually had to parry that, I would have to die. Jesus! Dude, these boars are so aggressive.

It's insane. Oh my God. It's a big dick board? Yeah, it is. I didn't expect that at all. Give me a hand. Now, this didn't work either. I got impatient.

That's so annoying Use your gun Yeah Ran out of stamina Yeah I know Worst timing No I just I don't have like Everything that I do is predictive

So like That's why I can get very good at doing something But I start off very bad Because like I don't I actually don't react to anything Sounds ironic right But like I'm being serious I get stuck

Yeah I'm not I'm not at a stamp. I got stuck on the on the the rock. Sandbag, but yeah, sabotaged by the rock. I mean, like, yeah, it's not even my fault. Let me try and do this again. Dude, I just, there's no way you're going up here, right? Okay. You can't grapple the bore? I just hit the wrong button.

That's the problem. That's what I do all the time. How the fuck is it only half hell? I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. This is over. It's so over. Got it. Got him. Got him. All right. Come into my domain, Mr. Dog. Okay. All right. All right. It's me and you.

Jesus. One bore. I just take them out, bro. I've had it up with this board. I think I know what the problem is. Bro, the combo, yeah. This is nuts. I need to use a different weapon. The weapon I'm using isn't working. Wait, is it taking pity on me?

Is it literally, like, I've died so many times that they're just like, okay, bro, like you, all right. Okay, that's good. That's dead. Wait, what? All right. See, it's this fucking asshole here. This guy's causing me... Shit!

Shit! Dog, dog, dog, dog. Okay. Wait, I just realized the reason I'm losing me the other one, that's an elite boar. Why the fuck is the boar on the roof? Okay, that's one down. Okay. Oh my God.

Okay. Oh my fucking God. He's so big. This is it. Fuck you, Mr. Boar. Suck my dick. Oh my God. Help me.

Wow. Oh my God. Okay, good. I'm gonna go back over. Holy shit. All right, we've got our last guy here. Let's do it. All right, I hate the wrong button.

I had the wrong button. Okay, I got to stop. I got to stop. I got to stop. I got to stop. My brain's fried. Yep, I'm fried. I can tell.

Okay, we got to stop. We take a break. Safe? Yeah, let me safe. Have some rest. Yeah, I got to go way down. We got to go way down. You like the game?

The game's fine. I just, uh, there are, our times where, like, I know that, like, my brain is, like, I don't know if this makes sense, right? But like it's just not like making good decisions. Yeah, it's like lagging. Yeah, it's like silly mistakes. Yeah, and I can tell like when I have this happen.

I'm like, okay, all right, I got to stop. I got to stop. Just take a break. Yeah. Only wait for an hour. Yeah, I know. Let me see. Do I get anything else?

Oh, fuck. I need to use this. This is way better. What the fuck? Why don't I use it? Yeah, brains on date. drain yeah i i just um damn that's got a lot of stats on two yeah yeah you're left for seven yeah yeah all right strategic fatigue yeah maybe right but anyway guys uh yeah was how's the game the game's fun

uh i just uh i i don't know what this karma buff is i yeah it's just that too many things yeah too many things my brain my brain's fried okay guys um yeah anyway uh i will be back on, I'll be back on tomorrow. And I don't know what we're going to do tomorrow. I haven't decided. And yeah, I have no idea, actually. I'm not even sure. Might play a new game, might play more of this.

I'm not sure. We'll figure it out. Anyway, until next time, gentlemen. Peace. See ya.