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Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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Yeah, I did talk a little bit about the lawsuit. Um, I think the lawsuit's fucking ridiculous. Schedule 1, I'm kind of waiting for more information about this, but schedule 1 might actually be eating sued. How the fuck does that happen? All right, all right, all right, so we've got, we've got a bunch of weed right now. We finally got everything put together. I have all this stock turned together, too, and then we just need to get more of this. Okay, I feel like we're in a really good spot. Let's go ahead and go to sleep. Yep, let's go to sleep. and we're going to start a new day, a new beautiful day. What?

Huh? Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay, all right, they do have money. They do got it. All right, I was about to get stressed. Okay. All right, we got everybody here.

All this is good. Okay, and we got to go and we got to start selling weed, man. We got to start selling weed as much as we can. And I just really wish, like, where's the people I can sell to? We got so much of this. Why aren't they working? Let me make sure we get everything else here. Okay.

We've got this. We gotta buy more soil. Let's go buy more soil right now. Yeah, we're gonna buy more soil. That way we're gonna be all right. The trash? Yeah, I'm not gonna worry about that. I'm thinking about, um... I'm thinking about the next thing that I do is I'm gonna make $50,000, and then after I make $50,000. What was I gonna buy? I forgot why I was gonna buy.

Soil. Uh, wait, they don't sell soil here? What the fuck? What the fuck? By the school? Oh, you think I should cook meth in the school? That's kind of a good idea. I like the sound of that.

Yeah, maybe I should. Okay, let's go down over. Probably should have gone the other way, but this is okay. All right. Bro, like, that's some Tony Hawk shit. Y'all saw that? Okay, let's go, uh, let's go talk to this guy. We're going to buy some soil.

A lot of soil. I'm going to just stack up on soil. Okay, so right now we're going to get, uh, 30 soil $1,800. That's a lot of fucking money, man. That's a lot of fucking money. I got to spend a lot.

Okay, let's go. Bro, let's get that shit delivered. No, I'm not trying to spend that much money. I'm broke. I'm broke. I'm always broke. The reason why you want to know why I'm always broke is because I'm always making money.

That's the reason why. Watch this, watch this. Watch how I make money. Watch me make money. That's me right there. You see that? I make money on Kevin so easy. Kevin a bitch.

I'm gonna sell to him right now. Let's go. You're underselling? No, I'm not. What do you mean I'm underselling? Four? Fuck! Give me a minute. Bro.

Did Kevin set me up? What the hell happened? I think I go all the way. Alright, we're at the end of the line. There's no way they can see me here, right? Come on. Okay, good. Bro, Kevin, like, we might have to kill Kevin.

Honestly, guys, you might have to kill him. I mean, he gonna pull that snake shit on me right there? Like, I immediately went to wanted. How does that happen? I'll tell how it happens. Kevin might have raving me out. You're safe for now. But not for long.

And there's nobody else that I can even sell to. God damn it, bro. I need to start selling way more. Okay, let me check the money laundering machine. Okay, I gotta make $2,000 quick. I'm gonna just go over here. Did he kill Peggy? I haven't killed her yet, even though she deserves to die.

But I'll kill her soon, don't worry. Karen. Sobredge. Okay, I can't. Karen looks like a crack whore. We're gonna have to start making meth so she can buy it. Okay, trade some items. I'm gonna go ahead and just knock this guy, get him 11 more, right?

I mean, that should be good on him. Yeah, yeah. What about this one? You want to buy something? Okay, I'm gonna have her buy one of these. Hit it. Damn, bitch, fuck you. Damn!

Are you kidding me? What the hell? That's too much, bro? It said 50%. 50%. You either get it or you don't. All I need to do right now, I'm literally just waiting on people to buy my weed. I'm so annoyed, bro.

I need to figure out a new way. So let me look at like where are we at products. So. Cocaine. Do y'all think I should start trying to make cocaine? Like, should I start doing that? Yeah, I should. Okay.

All right. That's a good, because I feel like I should do that. Wait a sec. Who's this guy? Counteroffer. I'm going to upsell again. Always upsell. ABC, always be upselling.

Let's go. schedule no no no no I'm gonna get it don't worry about it let's go let's go buy it from this where's he at there's he at let's go peter let's go you got four easy so I just don't I just don't know how to I don't know how to make cocaine that's the thing is like as soon as I learn how to make cocaine that's going to change my life and that's whenever I'm going to start really making money and like I'm thinking like also by the way are those cops yeah those are Give me a minute. Damn, the cops didn't even see that shit.

Damn! Okay, good. Let me go sell it to this guy too. I've got to hit the streets and start selling myself. By the way, you can pickpocket your stuff back? Well, I'm not trying to steal, like that's bad for, uh, for business. Like, I don't wanna do that. These are my boys.

Yeah, what, what do y'all mean? Like, I mean, you think I'm, I'm gonna go and roach them out like that? Yeah, only, you, you sell too? low all right boys all right y'all really want me to do this there it is you happy like i'm i'm literally uh fucking fat dirkle wait fat dirkle okay we got it all right i'm putting it at 120 the reason why i'm putting it at 120 is because uh uh they're addicted anyway so they can't stop buying it that's just the way it is which is a good thing it's a great thing for me fuck the police

Okay, let's see how these, uh, how are my slaves doing? Oh my god, they're running out of horse come. Give me a minute. I need a horse come delivery right now. Wait, I don't have enough money. Fuck, okay. Uh, give me a minute. And, uh, let's see.

What are we going to do with this last bag? Okay, oh, now I have money for horse come. Okay, deliveries? Okay, uh, where is it? Where's it? No, not you. Not you. gas smart okay it's $200 delivery fee okay so need uh 160 and then we also need 160 we got it destination barn let's get it delivery fee no it's okay nice okay it's got a it's six hours to get there

weed seeds we don't we don't need this yet i feel like pretty soon we are going to have to start thinking about selling meth though like we're really going to need to do it. Dirkle, uh, no, I can't give them to that. Why is it say I'm selling that? Oh, it's this, this. That's what it was. I got myself confused. Okay, that's fine. So like this, like, all we need to do is like just make so much money that we can start selling cocaine.

Like the moment that we start selling cocaine is the moment that my life just improves immediately. Damn, I'm, I have to give away all my money. Jesus. I'm broke. I'm fucking. broke man this is ridiculous is co- yeah exactly time to collect trash should i hire a trash guy do y'all think it's gonna be like uh like worth it for the price no because i feel like not yet right i mean i need to have like 16 of the things and then it worked not yet yeah yeah exactly right i mean i'm feeling like not yet like we do it but just not yet let me start talking to some of these dealers and

some money back from them, man, because, like, I'm just broke right now. Benji, Benji slinging crack. How's Benji doing? Okay, let's go get the, let's go talk to Molly. Where's Molly at? Yo, trade some items. I'm going to just go ahead and hit him up with this. Yeah, I'm trying to make sure that they're all, like, they're all 100% good. Okay, well, where's Benji? Oh, there's Benji. This is my day one. I'm gonna just take 10 of these. So that way he's like 100% good. Okay, and we don't have anything else we can sell right now.

Okay, so we got we got $5,000. Let's go wander this money. We got to wander this money right now. Okay. There it is. And I should probably also deposit some money too. I'm gonna deposit and we're gonna max deposit. There it is.

Okay, good. That way we max out. And I'm gonna just make more money. Like in just a little bit, I'm about to start selling to everybody. What does depositing do? It means that like, so right now, what I need to be thinking about is, I feel like I'm kind of cap, though, on production. Like, we're already, we're making so much weed,

and we're selling so much weed that, like, I'm selling, they're selling, everybody's selling weed. And so deal, or wait, what we got with deliveries? we've got two hours until this delivery. So more customers equals more money? Yeah, exactly, right? Drying rack setup? I mean, I feel like I don't really need the drying rack.

Like, I understand why people think that. And, like, that would be nice to have. But, like, I don't think that the price of that is going to make a difference. Because I could add in another botanist, right? I definitely could, but I just don't think it's going to matter. It's late game tier. Yeah, exactly. Bro, he wants to buy one?

Bro. Bro, Trent is broke. Damn, I upsold him like crazy. What a fucking moron. What a retard. Okay, yeah, give me a minute. Alright. I'm gonna go sell up the Trent right now.

Sell late night? Uh, I don't know about that. Where's he at? Western Warp? Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god, it's police off there. Come me a minute.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. We gotta do this. do this bro i'm actually god i'm putting it i'm putting it all on the line for for selling two two weed bags i'm putting everything on the line just for that i don't even like this guy i'm really messing up man where is it where's trent there he can barely see him got it all right now i think i go to bed no this bitch this bitch counter off for three okay now i have to actually have to sell this a late night let's go you sell late night you get curfew bonus and the deal never expires

wait what the deal never expires oh oh that's right because like okay so so y'all think i should actually min max and just only sell late night like i feel like that's like that's actually hard like i because but like the thing is that like drastic situations call for drastic times right very popular quote and I think to myself like maybe that's what I should do I have to become the drastic situation

let me see what this guy's got we got more jars maybe I could buy some more jars you know what I'm gonna just pick up 60 bags yeah I might as well just pick up 60 bags because like what else am I going to do cauldron

a brick press bag man. I don't know if I'm a bag man or not. Okay, there she is. Come on, Kim. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Jesus, that took forever.

And so how much money do I make? I make $68 on that? That's a pretty good amount of money, man. That is. That's kind of an assload of money. That's like selling, I sold like half of one again. And so like maybe that's the secret. that I haven't been doing.

Is that like, I just have to start selling everybody on late night. It adds up. That's the meta. You think that's, is that the drug dealer, crackhead meta? I got to get all this stuff out of my,

out of my storage. Because I feel like, like, right now we have the barn, but I feel like I'm not utilizing the barn in the way that it could be utilized that. I'm feeling like maybe I could be utilizing at a level that could be above this. Because I'm feeling bad about that, right?

Okay, let's go ahead and get that. And then I'm going to go ahead and put the soil in here too. And I need probably, it would be really nice if I just had what even goes in here? I feel like nothing, right? So I'm going to just go put these in here. Okay, good. And let's go ahead. Actually, let me just go do this.

I'm going to just put all this away real quick. And that way we're going to get this horse come. We're going to get this horse come situation sorted out. I know a lot of people have been wanting this. All right. Done. There's a lot, a lot, a lot of horse come. But it's a good thing.

It's a very good thing. Okay, so product, packaging. I probably need to get some more bags. I'm going to go get 20 more bags. Yeah, yeah, let me just get 20 more. Take that out. Turn this around. Unpackaged.

There it is. I don't know why this is. Stop, bro. Get it out. Okay, let's do it. I'm gonna let them work after this. You're trying to grab this shit out of my hand. Okay, we got it.

Oh, let me go put this into. All right, there it is. Get those jars. This is a decent jar situation. Not a great one, but it's okay. All right, so we did everything here. We're going back. I am almost at the 10...

Actually, I was. This is my first day. I sold over $10,000. That's my first day. Oh, Bagman. there it is there it is now we begin to cook so what y'all are saying is that

I line up everybody for late night sales like we get everybody up on that late night sale that's a lot that's a whole lot I'm just thinking about why y'all don't work

there's nothing for me to do right now what do you mean there's nothing for them to do What do you mean? What fuck you mean? Did this get messed up? What are these retards doing? Get to work, bitch. You get to work.

There, that's right, that's right. You see that? Do it right now. Uh-uh, uh-uh, what about this one? What about this? You have to designate the shelf it goes to? I have. She's stealing weed?

Do you think so? Take that out and set the threshold at 10? But I already did that, though. Maybe it bugged out. I'm going to just take it out. There. Now, get back to work. Okay.

And that should be better. Okay, it's done. That's a different quality? They'll figure it out. It doesn't matter. I'm not selling any weed, bro. Like, why do I not, why? Oh, my God.

Why are they not buying my drugs? I'm freaking out, guys. Why is nobody buying drugs from me? The price is, too high but y'all told me i needed to all right all right we're gonna take it 100 and five dollars y'all stressing me out where's this guy where's this guy no it's early like i don't know if it's early or not it's the economy bro bro did trump fuck this shit up too oh my god okay at least i got a thousand dollars right benjie i'm gonna make benjie i'm gonna make i'm gonna put benjie on this

right here i'll put benjy on this and then let me actually just look at my dealers actually let me see so yeah he had 121 molly only got 87 let's go go ahead let's get molly re-upped yeah let's get molly all the way re-uped oh we're brad there's brad right yeah there's brad let me give me the money okay now we go find molly there she is i can see her i i already know where she is hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up i'm gonna get her 10 we just need to be we need to be selling more you only put fertilizer in the first one i don't give a fuck about fertilizer bro. You think I care about fertilizer? Fuck fertilizer.

There. Finally. Finally. Finally. Okay. All right. Now it's time for us to make some fucking money. All right. Peter, we're going to take Peter all the way to the moon, okay? We're going to take him to 10. We're going to take him to 5. And we're going to take him a 500. Peter, buy it. You fucking retard. I'm going to sell late night. I'm going to do what y'all said I should do.

We're going to go all the way. We're going to take him. We're going to take her to four. We're going to take this to 365. Doris. Let's go, Doris. Damn, this bitch is a crackhead. She bought that? She bought that? What an idiot.

She needs it? Already minus $100 already? What? You mean from like taking it down the price? No, it's because nobody was buying it, man? Like, what are you talking about? I'm going to deposit the max. I'm done. Are there rival gangs in this game?

Yeah, I think so. I just don't think it's out right now. I got to think, all right, let me think about right now. Let me buy some shit in here. There's got to be some kind of shit I need, right? I know what I need. I need horse come. I need it, and I need it now. Where is it?

40 horse seamen, 40 atties. I might as well take that back to the base. Big Dick, Greg, let's get it. Let's get that five. Let's take it to, uh, to, uh, let's see here. We'll take it to 580. Get it, Greg. Get it, Greg, you old fucking crotchety piece of shit.

Fuck you. Let's go. So we already got everybody lined up. Minus $20? Uh-uh. No, it's fine. You got to build customer relationships, okay? That's how it works.

Damn, bitch, get to work. What are y'all doing? Four? That's it? That's all y'all could do. Christ, bro. We got to start killing these people. We got to start killing them.

I'm after three. Oh, there it is. Charles. I'm gonna take him to five I'm gonna take him all the way to five bro I'm gonna take Charles to the moon with $480 get it Charles Charles you know you want it

you know why Charles wants it because he's fucking addicted that's why he's fucking addicted to drugs and we're taking advantage of him that's right I'm gonna take some of these jars and just take him downstairs

that's right pay them I don't need to they all have money money money actually let me get a little bit more money on this uh what's this money

that's four days we're gonna get a little bit more on this there it is see we're locking them all up bro we're winding them up this is going to be my biggest day I've ever had this is going to be my biggest day ever

I probably like honestly after today you know what I should start doing I should start gambling I feel like that's just the right decision. I feel like I need to start gambling, right? Cocaine? I don't know when I get cocaine. I'm not sure.

I just don't know. Frank, I'm not. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. In game, right? Yeah. I don't gamble in real life. I never gamble.

The reason why I don't gamble is because it's a waste of money you always lose. Like, I would gamble if you didn't lose money. But, like, you just lose money. Like, uh... Like I would maybe gamble on like card games or something like that, but I would much rather, uh, this is gonna sound stupid, but I'd much rather gamble on stocks, right? And gamble in like a stock market or like with different companies or something like that because like that's like a level that like you have control over. Okay, so what we got going on here? Ubisoft Connect.

What the fuck is that? Can we think about this? I'm trying to think what else we need to get. I feel like we're good right now. Let's buy more horse come. Yep, let's buy more of that. You saw bought Schedule 1? Honestly, that'd be really smart if they did that.

That way they can ruin it. That's me, by the way. That's the way I live. I don't follow the rules. Okay. Let's get 40 of these again. Let's get 40 of these again. And then I'm going to make my money back right now.

One of these. Nobody does the way I do it. I tell you that. nobody does it the way I do it the thing is that I have to go and I have to meet them where they're at and I have to I think honestly right now I'm in a situation

where like I need to be selling crack directly to people like fuck any of this like anything else like I need to be I need to be the guy that's selling crack directly you know like I need to walk up to them and I need to tell them like you need this right now it's going to improve your life

So why is this broken again? I feel like I'm just gonna, I'm gonna just rewog. I'm gonna just rewog. I mean, obviously it's broken. It's okay. Wait, somebody says you can punch your employees to make them work. Is that true? Really?

Oh, shit, that's what it said. Watch, watch. Oh, wow, look who it is. Wait, why aren't they working? I don't understand. Oh, only the chemist can do. this. I get it. That's what it is. It's a bottleneck? Yeah. It's like right now, like we got to go and you know what, I'm gonna just I'm gonna just bag this shit myself bro like fuck it. Like we gotta

we gotta stay on top of this. Okay, he just did it. All right, that's good. Let me go do this. Why? Why can I? Why can't I? Why not? Okay, do it. She's coming. Yeah, I didn't know that. All right, so we got all these lined up for tonight. This is a very, very big money situation. Okay, we just wash some money. Let's get it. So right now, what I need to be thinking about doing is making $50,000. I need to be thinking about making $50,000.

Everything in my life needs to be thinking about $50,000. Slots? You think I should play sloth? lots and then make the money that way. I just don't know, guys. Like, I really don't know. Like, I feel like I don't have the money to do that. So, here's what I think I do. I think I need to make $60,000, actually.

Because what I do is I need to go and buy a thing to where, like, fucking, like, uh, fucking the, uh, fuck, like the laundering the money. I'm able to wander more money. Oh my God. I didn't know what would happen if I did that. now I do. Trent, let's go.

You know what? You're buying five today. You're buying five? And you're paying $455. Right now, Trent. I'm gonna kill him. Oh my God. Bro, I hate that dude.

I hate him. Because he's broke, man. Like he's trying to waste my time over nothing. Yeah, it's insane. So let's see here. We need to get, like, We're already good with the weed right now.

The next thing that we need to do, honestly, I'm thinking about the chemistry station. But I'm just thinking to myself too. Like, I mean, really, if I'm selling meth at this much money, honestly, I feel like I don't even want to sell meth. I feel like we're going to go straight to cocaine. Because I feel like the amount of money that I'm going to need to invest into making this happen, it's like not really worth it, right?

Because like, I'm thinking that, because like I have to invest so much money. into making a meth lab, right? And the amount of money that I'm investing into it, I just don't think that it's really worth it. Because, like, you can't make that much meth, number one. Number two, it's hard to make a lot of meth. And so it's still a while away from Coke.

Yeah, I'm just thinking about this, right? If you process bricks... No, I'm going to be able to process it real quick. All right, Kim, let's go. Count our offer five. 480. Get it, Kim. Prize, bro. I'm about to be rich. Honestly, I'm actually about to be fucking rich.

Okay, I'm just thinking about what I do here. Scammed again? Yeah, I scammed her. So a weapon. Like, I don't think I need a weapon yet, but I will soon. That's for when I want to kill the police. So if I think about this, a cleaner, I just don't know if a cleaner I'm going to be able to make my money back with a cleaner, you know? Like, you don't need a lot when you only sell one or two because it costs so much?

well what do you mean by that i'm not even sure what you mean by that um free bad on baseball court yeah no i'm thinking about that don't get the cleaner cleaner's aesthetic i don't care about that i mean it's not even a big deal like the house is not even that dirty anyway it doesn't matter so i'm just thinking about this what i do two chemists sounds good to get one more have two chemists uh i mean i feel like right now we're already above capacity, right? So, like, we don't need to buy anything else. Like, because, like, basically, there's no amount of money that I can spend

that's going to cause me to make more money. You see what I'm saying? Like, Breaking Bad had two? That's a good point. Yeah. Let me talk to Charles. There's one right there. That's one.

Four. That's two Reservation 100 No, I'm just thinking about this, right? I'm just thinking logically That's all So we're gonna make a lot of money here You're losing money selling it for 90?

I'm not selling it for 90 What the fuck are you talking about me selling it for 90 for? We gotta re-up the dealers in two days Two chemists, two locations Makes More progress One of the labs gets blown up or busted I haven't had that happen Like I've never had any of my shit get blown up

Or anything like that Like I didn't even know that could happen. It's never happened to me. It probably can't happen. So like, I mean, if, like, I'll cross that bridge whenever it's a bridge, but right now it's not a bridge. It's just bullshit. You're just making up shit to stress me out for like fucking no reason. No one right here. We got two more. Nice. One more. Nope. Bro, really. Really. They don't do it like I do it.

Let's go. We're going back home now. Yep. Another line of production. What I'm saying is that I'm already selling at capacity. You see, like, people are not understanding what I'm trying to say? I'm already selling at capacity. I'm already, like, there's no amount of like, like, I can't do anything that's going to help me out here, right?

No, you aren't. Like, yeah, I can't push faster. Like, I'm already doing it. Wait, why don't I make less money today? What? I took it up. I took it up. Yeah, we're just gonna take it up. You sell five for $4.50? Yeah, but like that's still good. I feel like that's good. Okay, we need more Adderall. I'm gonna just go buy more Adderall right now. Actually, let me make sure that that's actually what we need. Okay, yeah, yeah, we need a little bit more Adderall. You still undersell like a hoe? No, I don't. What do you mean? Like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to do what I need to do. Like, I feel like I've been putting in good amounts of work. and I've been doing fine.

So right now, the main thing I need to do is Adi. Let's get 60 Addies. There we go. And let me actually talk to this guy. All right, counteroffer. I'm going to take five. I'm going to take it to 500. I do 500, exactly.

Wait, night. Let's get it. Today, I'm thinking about, here's a question. do I gamble today? Do I gamble or not? Like, I feel like I probably should. Like, I need to gamble, right? You'll win big?

I feel like, I don't want to say I'm gonna win big, but I think that you're right, honestly. You'll get addicted? No, it's okay. You get more than four dealers? I have no idea. I have three not now. I'm assuming I'll unlock. There's another area.

Like, you have to law. And then I'm gonna get to that. Because, like, I'm thinking about, like, selling me. right and like so if I've got to get I'm just thinking about this that's all trying to think right now I'm gonna give her for these I'm gonna get all the dealers re-uped a little bit is that Benji yeah I thought so where's he at oh he about to do it wait damn bro this is my weed do that it makes him disappear no wonder they're trying to sell it or buy it yeah we'll get this

All right, where's Benji? Let's get it, Benji. Let's get that money. Okay, he probably needs a bit more. Let's get him five more. Let's go. Big money? $2,000, that's right.

You love to see it. Okay, let's go talk to this dumb bitch. Counteroffer. Nice. That's another five, too. My D-R-Mex 15K? What? What?

What? You can do more? No way. No, there's no way. I don't believe that. I have $12,000, though. Like, I'm actually making big money. Yeah, this is a really good day for me. I have five dealers. I made 46K yesterday.

No, no, no. Get the press? I can't. I'm not a bug man. Let me go buy... Actually, I should buy more horse gum. Yeah, I'm going to buy some addie and horsecum. Every time I go back to the house, I need to always come with the delivery. 40 and 40.

It makes customers fly? Yeah, for sure. I'm just trying to think, right? Assign more customers to the dealers? No, no, they're already maxed out, bro. Like, 8, 8. Like, they're good. Once you update the brick, you can just give the brick to a dealer. Then you don't have to buy jars anymore. Yeah, so like you just do 20 at a time, right? It just makes it easier. And pick all these up, too. Actually, wait a second. I got to keep them stocked up on horse come.

That's just the way it is. Okay, how are we doing on seeds? I probably need more seeds, honestly, pretty soon here. We probably need way more seeds. I'm just thinking about like, do I order a delivery of seeds? Yeah, let me actually, let me just text that guy and I'm going to go meet up with him. You need meth? I mean, I just don't like, I mean, am I crazy for thinking what I'm thinking about how,

like, I just don't think meth is the right option? Because it just, it feels like it's such a high time. investment and I'm not getting enough out of it. I got some I got some seeds upstairs. That's good. It's the next tier of selling. If you guys really want, we can make meth great again. But I just I just don't know if that's the right option. I just don't know. Because like it's going to be so much money. Like I've got to invest probably $20,000 into that. I'm not, I'm a I'll put $20,000 into that meth. Probably actually more.

Now that I'm thinking about it's probably going to be more than that. Let's do this. Because honestly, like, I'm going to be real. I already made up my mind. I think I should do it. And so the first step should be me getting the meth lab out of my other room. And then taking it into my first area, right? Is this, do I still live here?

Yeah, I do. Damn, bro. like we really started from the bottom right this is the wrong house though okay um let's go this this one of my other apartment is and this is this is this is my math lab right now so we got to take all this out damn there's a lot of stuff for me to take over there's a lot of stuff for me to take over damn this shit's annoying i need a meth van i really do i i need a meth van bad maybe i should just throw this shit away because it's not even now it's not even that expensive right i'm gonna just put this over here for now and i'm gonna take this meth out collect okay there it is okay okay good and we're gonna take take that as well

and then i'm i just leave this in here too just because it's easy and i'm gonna take this no no no no no No. Okay, so now I have both of these. And I don't need this mixing station right now. Let's go. I'm going to take these back to my house. Let me actually just get him. Don't want to give him all these. I mean, he'll eventually sell them, right? So I might as well just do it. That way I don't have to think about it anymore.

Use the bungalow. I don't have a meth lab in that. Because I feel like, honestly, it would be better. It's like how many people do I need for a meth lab? Wait, maybe that's the decision. Is I have like a whole separate area because I already paid the down payment on this for the other area.

So maybe the right option actually is for me to use the other house because I already have a chemist in that house, I'm pretty sure. I already have, okay, so no, no. Actually, you know what? We might be closer to selling meth than you might imagine. which is that's a beautiful thing i never thought that we could get there i'm going to have to order more horse come give me a minute deliveries okay 160 and then horse seaman 160 again

that's 380 barn we need a big delivery of horse come at this barn right now counter offer uh we're going to take him up to four actually he's taking him up to three and then take him up to 380 Yeah, this guy's a fucking retard, bro. Like, yeah, we're going to get all his money. Don't think just cook? Yeah. Okay, so what I need to do is I need to go and get this other house cleaned out,

and that way we turn the other house into the meth lab. That's what we need to do, because that was originally what my plan was, and then for some reason, I don't even really know why. I just didn't do it. So maybe that's the play. And I have to be like a min-maxing legend. Watch this, watch this. Watch this.

Bro, do you think I can give a fuck by the police? Nope. They can't see me in the garbage can. I live in the garbage can. I'm good. Damn, that was almost bad. Okay, and I got $2,000. This is really good for me right now.

Impressive Ali, though? Yeah, I know. So, because we already have these people here, right? And so, like, what we really need to do is we gotta just rethink everything here. Like, we just rethink everything. It's like, there's nothing in here, right? Do I need to clean up this trash? I don't, right?

Like, I don't, like, who gives a fuck, right? No, yeah, okay, cool. Okay, and then we're going to put this on the other side. So we're going to have them all on these. Okay, let me go ahead and just get this. I'm going to put this in here. Put this in here. I'm going to keep, this is all my meth stuff.

And then we got a mixing station here. Oh, this is the good one, and this is the packaging station too. I probably should move this, but that's okay. We got a lot of jars. I'm going to take this with me. I'm going to take that with me. too. So we need all that anyway. And these are my grotents. I don't need those. I'm going to take the soil too. Oh, fuck. So this is the question I have to ask. Because we obviously need chemists,

right? How many chemists do we need to make meth? Cock, cock! Cock! One, to be honest? I think I need two. Because yeah, yeah, it's Walter White and Jesse. That makes a lot of sense. Is there everybody else bro, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take Trent up to five again. I'm gonna take Trent to 480. Actually, 500, Trent. Damn, bro, like, Trent, honestly, like, I'm really, uh, I really had enough with him. Like, he's not budging.

Like, yeah, because he's broke. Like, don't go and act like he's a negotiator. He just broke. He don't have any money. I think we get two chemists. Because we also need the, actually, you know what? Let's start with one. Let's be smart. Let's start with one.

That's what a smart person would do. And I'm also going to buy another, shall I buy three of these? And then I buy three of the ovens. That's a $6,000 big money. That's a $3,000. That's a $2? Okay. Easy.

Big dick or not? Let's get it. I already did it. It's too late. It's too late. It's too late. All right, let's go sell this. Let's sell this right now, and then we make my meth lab tomorrow.

Four? Easiest four in my life. Okay, good, let's go. And I also sold that early, too. So we got three fives and a three. This is a lot. Oh, I also need to buy, um, damn, I didn't even think about this. I've got to buy, uh, fucking, uh, what do you call it?

I got to buy stuff to make meth with. Like, what do I need to, what do I need to mix together for meth? Sudafed? Okay, we got two more. Uh, pseudo? No, I know I need that, but like, I mean beyond that. Okay, Elizabeth needs five.

That's a lot of money. She said behind the casino, I'm pretty sure that's what's that. Yeah, there he is. Kevin's also another five. This is big money. This is crazy money. A hundred extra dollars. You know, let's make it a thousand extra dollars.

Let me make it a thousand real quick. That's right. come on come on let's go let's get this let's make that money right now oh that's right come on that's right that's right another one give me another one right one right one more one more one more that's right one more one more one more that's right that's right another one more one more one more one more I go one more one more one more one more One more, one more, one more. That's right. That's right.

Come on, come on. Stop, I can't stop right now. I can't stop. One more, one more. See, I told you guys, I never end on a loss, man. I always make money. Every time I play this game, I never lose. People think I'm down, but I'm not out.

That's right. Winners win. Who's mad? I knew it. God damn, I'm good. Wow. Now we're about to make meth great again. Oh, I forgot all about this. Let me actually get all this sorted. Okay, so we got soil in here too, and we got this in here. All right, so let's go ahead and let's start working on this horse come. We got horse cum and addie.

Coming up hard, pun intended. Let's go. Damn, it's taking a bit, huh? Give me a sec. We got double this up. I don't know what to do with this extra set of Adderall. I'm gonna just put in here. There it is. Got it. Nice. This is all stacked. This is all full.

God damn. All this is full. Okay. Let me think of what I need to do. What I need to do. Let me pick this back up. I go to sleep. All right.

Order more for tomorrow. I don't have enough money. I can't. Yeah, I can't. That's a lot of money. I'm going to be honest. Like, that's really a lot of money. Like, that was me.

That was me that did that. I did that. Now we do meth. Order pseudo? Yep. All right. Messages. I need to order a dead drop. We need as many pseudo as we can get. Seven. We're going to get seven right now. Okay. This is good. This is really good for me. Okay. Let me actually go in here and I'm going to go pick this up and I'm going to go get, man, y'all really need to get a work. Y'all really need to get a work. Big money soon? Yeah, I know. I know, I know. I'm about to change my whole life with meth. A person's life has never been improved as much as meth is about to improve my life. I can maybe get Benji a little bit more, right? Meth changes lives.

I know, I saw the pictures. I always thought about, like, you know, maybe I could do meth since, like, I already don't have any teeth. And so if I did it, like, in a way, I'd be, like, immune, right? Like, meth couldn't affect me. See what I'm saying? A super power? Yeah. Okay, let's get it.

Oh, there it is. Oh, bro, this is looking really good. Y'all are right about three. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna get rid of the botanist, I think. What do y'all think? Because I feel like we don't need a botanist anymore.

Why, we just kick this bitch out? Yes. Fire her. Move her to the barn? Wait, can I do that? I don't think I can do that. I'm pretty sure that's not how the game works no you can't okay damn y'all y'all trying to make up some bullshit

see ya bitch see ya bitch okay and we can relocate this too and let me go ahead I'm gonna just get rid of this bed then and put this bed in here okay so we gotta go buy this in a minute and then oh what's the other items I need for meth I'm gonna try and remember that

okay give me a second we think Acid? Okay. Acid and phosphorus? Got it. I've never made meth before. In real life, I mean. All right. Oh, it's not even on here. What the fuck do I buy meth? This in a warehouse? Oh, really? I didn't even know that. Where's that? It's over here. Okay. That's huge. I'm gonna sell him right now. I'm gonna get you right here. Damn, bitch! Okay. Trade some items.

I'm gonna get Benji. I'm gonna get Benji onto this right here. I'm just gonna get him all the way stacked. And now, let me think about, okay, so I got, I'm $15,000 right now. Let me talk to him right now. 53%. No, you know what? Buy it.

Buy it right now, Fred. How about this one? Kim? What about you? You want something? No, you don't want anything. How do the police know? How did they do you? I was just trying to sell drugs

Okay, I thought I didn't have this going That's the reason I totally forgot about this So I'm thinking about like on on Monday Greg, okay, actually let me let me get all these people locked in Peter always Peter's a fucking retard so he'll buy anything And Greg we're gonna counteroffer Greg again We're gonna take him up to this We're gonna take him up to that right there

Yeah whatever okay good and then we're going to get Doris. We're going to take Doris all the way up to... We're going to actually, we're going to just take her to 300. We're going to charge her double. Okay, yeah, that's fine. Okay, what was it going to do? Oh, yeah, I was going to buy acid and phosphorus, that's right.

You're underselling? Am I? I? I don't think so. I feel like I've been putting in work. You sold one for 10? What? Well, I didn't. I'm going to take Charles to 5. And I'm going to take him at 480.

Jesus, bro. W upsell. Holy shit. God damn. I did not expect that. I feel like right now, like we got all this going. Soil is good.

This is good. We're going to be running low on horse come as usual. But other than that, I mean, I think that we should be fine. Oh, actually, you know what I should do?

I did go pay back that meth dealer. Give me a minute. Where's it at? Yeah, I'm going to pay off the debt right now. Because like, I mean, there's nothing else really I'm doing. So I might as well just do this. I honestly, no, y'all are right.

I probably, like, there should be a way that you can buy your own horse. And you can hire, like a brony. Yeah, milk, yeah, like a milk. It's something like that, right? Okay. And this is where the money is, right? Oh, that's not even it. Okay.

Where the hell is this money? Where does go at? I'm trying to remember where it is. Because I haven't bought meth in so long. I forgot how to do it. A little bit embarrassing, but there it is. There it is. I remember this.

Okay. Easy. Let's go. Check map. No, it's okay. I figured it out. I feel like I should just immediately buy more, right? Like, I feel like I immediately buy more.

Yeah. Okay. That's smart. Win a winner chicken dinner? Yeah, for sure. There it is. Okay, so. And then I can put one shelf right here.

And this is going to be, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I take this Wait a second Okay I take this And then I put this Right here And then we're gonna have

Everything here We're gonna have the pseudo We're gonna have everything else The room's dirty That's fine They're literally Fucking meth cooks They're fine

Okay I'm thinking about Maybe it would be good To have two of these No no That's not even worry about it Okay let me go back And think about this a little bit more

Let me put this away I'm gonna put this away right now and I'm thinking, okay, so let's go talk to this guy, Randy. I'm gonna take Randy to the moon. I'm gonna take him up to 480 right now, Randy. Get it. Christ, Randy is a fucking retard. Okay, good.

This is my day, man. This is all about me. Too easy? Yeah. Let's listen to $100 each. Yeah, I know that. I know that. But it's better to sell five at 90 than sell $3.

then sell three at 100. Because you sell more. You make more money. That's 450 versus 300. That's $150. That's $150 difference. We have a surplus of supply. If you have a supply surplus,

you lower the price. If you have a demand surplus, then you increase the price. That's the way numbers do. That's how it is. That's life That's literally It's economics

This is this is crackinomics Basically the same thing I'm gonna sell her something right now Watch this watch this This Christ, it's just that easy isn't it It's literally just that easy It's actually just that easy Scan

You're increasing the amount you sell But not increasing the amount of money To match what you sell I know that Because they're not looking to spend that much money You have to have a friend a reference that that doesn't scare the person that you're selling to. Like, that just makes sense because if you start them off and you tell them like, hey, yeah, you know, you're going

to buy this and it's going to be like fucking five times the amount of money, then they're not going to buy it. And so you have to like, like the, and like if you're, if you're upselling in bulk, the upsell disappeared. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know if like fucking real life psychology and this works okay i've no idea but like if this is real life that's how it would work you see what i'm saying like that's all that's all i'm trying to get at here and and everybody here trying to make me think i'm stupid nope i'm gonna buy another mixing station too let me buy another mixing station i'm gonna do it shut no fuck okay uh acid let's get uh let's get 40 acids Let's get 40 phosphorus.

Okay, so inventory is not going to fit everything? Okay. So it's like 20 for each? Okay. All right, I'm going to just go do this. I probably, honestly, I probably should start doing deliveries at this point. I'm going to just go get Shirley back right now. And let me go ahead and buy more.

Dead drop again. Okay. And then Trent, we're taking Trent to the moon again. Trent is going to buy this. You're going to buy this right now. Brent. Bro, like, I'm actually getting tired. I'm starting to get tired of Trent. I'm starting to get tired of how broke he is. What do you think? Should I shoot him in ahead? I feel like maybe he needs to die. What do you guys think? Where the fuck am I? Okay, I'm almost in my house. Do it? Yeah, I feel like that might be what I have to do.

Okay. Let me go ahead and just put this in here too. And I've got to go buy more stuff. Jesus. Christ. Well, I shouldn't have me scared. So fast they can catch you? Yeah, I know. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Hose mad. They can't get me. They can't get me. They can't get me. They can't get me. They can't get me. They think they can get me. They can't.

I'm gonna be right here. I told you they couldn't get me. I said they could not get me. You know what they didn't do? Fuck! God, they're gonna get it. me man okay let's go back in here we gotta buy some more shit all right this is gonna let me buy everything tomorrow we make meth great again so we get uh 40 of these phosphorus

and then we're gonna get another mixing station i think we're gonna need two what do y'all how y'all feeling about two mixing stations i feel like we need it yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i'm gonna talk to this guy sell it to him real quick i sell it to him right through the fence bro I don't give a fuck. I can just start selling to people directly though. Two? This is a broke-ass bitch, but it's okay. I probably need to start buying some more

some more weed seeds too. I'm just thinking about that. Okay, here we go. Let's put all this away. And then seven, let's go ahead and just put this right here. Okay, that's fine. This is, dude, this is feeling just like old times. Okay, so, yeah, I gotta do all these.

If I don't pick up my dead drops today, it doesn't matter, right? I can just pick it up tomorrow. I guess that'll be a deal. Yeah, okay, good. I wasn't sure. Okay, we got this loser right here. Peter wants five. Of course he does.

I just wish I could get them to buy in more bulk. That's all. Nope. Oh, damn, this is going to be hard. It's five. I got to do it. Got it. One more.

Another five. Got it. Perfect. Okay, now, bro, today was a crazy day. Absolutely fucking insane day. Like, I made so much fucking money. This was insane. And tomorrow, we start doing meth.

Like, I'm actually pretty excited about this. Okay, and let me see how we're doing. Okay, so we need more seeds. You know what? Let me go ahead. I'm going to set up the seed situation. Oh, my God. Oh my god, we need more horse come again.

Oh my god. We just can never run out of... We always need horse come. Oh. Bro. Bro. All right, we got it right there. Okay, fuck yeah.

All right. I got to go and buy... I got to set up a delivery for horse come. Actually, I can't even. I don't even have the money. Fuck. What? Which I'm trying to think what I should do.

I'm just going to hand deliver it. Fuck it. I think I have to hand deliver. Yeah, like right now, like honestly, I just wait. Oh, no, I can't. Oh my God, it doesn't even matter. Okay, let me at least buy what I can. Yeah, let me buy what I can.

Okay, and what do I need? Kim? What would Kim want? Oh, I don't know why I didn't see that. Okay, give me a second. What was it going to do? Horse come. That's right.

We're gonna get 60. And we're gonna get 60 Addies too. Just so we get a little bit of money, right? By the post office, Queens 8K a day. Yeah, I know, but like tomorrow I hit the is the week reset. And so that means I can put another $10,000 in. And as soon as I put that $10,000 in, then I do that. You should save.

Every time you go to sleep, it saves. That's the thing. People don't know that because they always tell me to save, but like it does save okay and let's go i'm trying to think i think we have that money laundering right like let me go double check and see if that's if that's going because i just need to i need to get like i know i need to be able to launder more money like i'm fully aware of that and this is the week that i do that but i also need to pay my chemist as well so we can start making meth so like as soon as i get this sorted

then i start thinking about selling meth okay so i am I am. Okay, I'll do that later. You need a car? I don't need a car right now. The last thing I need right now is a car. I'm gonna sell her weed. Really need? Something I buy. Yes. Make an offer?

That's right, bro. She got that crackhead conviction. Let's go! She knew she needed it. Now they come to me. This is amazing. Finesse? Yeah, I know. She a retard. Okay, let's just, I'm gonna give him two more We don't need that much more right now I just, I hate selling anything less than five, man

I really do, I hate selling anything less than five It's fucking annoying Me too, yeah, yeah It's just like, I'm gonna take Kevin I'm gonna take Kevin to five again Now I'm gonna take him to 500 Five for 500 That's right

You love it Elizabeth, same thing Five for 500 I just made $1,000 right then That's the easiest thing thousand dollars in my life so easy five thousand dollar molly got five grand on me i'm gonna get my i'm get my i'm gonna get my way back real quick you see that i'm at the twenty one thousand dollar territory okay so let's go ahead let's get this to work open the briefcase we're gonna get him in for

uh uh uh 1200 done and then i'm gonna put him on this right here okay so then so then let's go ahead we're this all right all right bro manager chemist you into bed mixing station okay you got one mixing station i think i need two chemists i think i need two chemists y'all said i only need one y'all y'all said only need one y'all lied why why is everybody lying to me packaging station okay that's good threshold is going to be 10 uh destination is going to be this one This one, destination is going to be this one. It's going to be at this, right here. Okay, this is good.

All right. I'm trying to think no receipt selected. Liquid meth. Destination. There it is. Liquid meth, destination. Ooh, there it is. Recipe, liquid meth again.

Destination. Oh, what's this? There it is. Destination. Where's this? Where's this go? It goes right here. Where's this go?

Go. Guess where this goes goes the same place. That's right. What about this? Guess where this goes? Mixed? Uh-uh. Wait, what?

Okay. I think I fucked up. Okay. Two lab oven. I don't want to do two lab oven. I just want to do one. There. Okay, we got it.

The mix only holds 20. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because I'm going to be over capacity. It doesn't make a difference. Shouldn't he be cooking? I'm going to just get... No, uh... Handor?

I think that, uh, well, I need to figure out. Okay, so what about the mixes for this, uh, for meth? Get it, Eugene. Rack? What? Where's this bitch? Where is she? Where's she at?

I'm myself, I'm gonna sell crack right now. Kathy, let's go. Buy some crack. Okay, she already, she doesn't want crack. Have you heard of the good, have you heard the good news of your warden's Savior, um, drugs. Apparently not. Okay, there it is.

He says, not yet. What about you? Oh, it's like the cops, right? Okay, that's fine. Nobody wants to buy my drugs now. This is fucked up. It's more racial discrimination against me. As always.

Let me go around this one. Okay, those are cops. Their burrito killed my nan. Damn, bro, that bitch must have been fat as hell. I don't know really if this is a good idea for me to do right now. Okay, I'm gonna just get this. Okay, good. And I'm just thinking right now what I need to do.

Okay, I do have more money, though, which is good. Products, okay, let me do a delivery. I'm going to do a delivery. And we're going to do a delivery of 140 and 140. And that's going to be 270. There it is. So like we're gonna get all that done 160, I couldn't afford it

Like if I could afford it, I would have done it But I couldn't afford it so I didn't do it Like I don't know what you're thinking man I feel like I should start gambling I don't know what do you guys think Like do I start gambling again? Like I don't know So here's what I need to do

Basically like right now Like this is actually a really big day for me What I need to do is I'm gonna buy I like to purchase something Okay so we're gonna buy I'm thinking about Alright, so what's the

What's the best thing for me to mix meth with? Batteries Ooh Okay, let's get 40 batteries And what else? Batteries and chili Chili and batteries And I don't even have the money for that

What the fuck? Actually, you know what? Let me just sell her something right now Damn, that's just too bad, huh? Okay Let's just get a Let's just get 30 of each 30 of these and then 30 of what the phone is the other one

batteries and chili that's right damn i still can't even afford this shit all right how about 20 damn like that's some that's some broke bitch shit okay well let's go to the warehouse right now yeah we gotta go to the warehouse and this one i'm gonna put all my money into buying a new business

I'm putting all my money because tomorrow's monday we're gonna get we get the re-up yeah and i'm gonna hire a second chemist let's do it Okay, oh, Randy, Randy, Randy wanted something. Okay, let's get Randy up to 540. Yep. Okay, and I'm thinking, is there anything else I need to buy here? I'm going to buy a stack of this other shit.

I'm going to get some phosphorus. We're going to get 20 phosphorus, and we're going to get 20 acid, right? That way we just, like, we're maintaining. Because, like, I don't need any of this other shit. Yeah, yeah, no, this is good. Inventory won't fit and everything. Wait, what? Why?

What? Oh, I did the map. All right, Trent. All right, y'all ready to see Trent? This time Trent is going to get me. Trent is going to get me on the five. Watch this. Canter offer?

Five? I think we're going to kill Trent. I just, I feel like it's the right thing to do. It's not even really the right thing to do is what you have to do. Sometimes you just have to kill them. I feel like that's just life, right? Let me go assign this guy What's his name?

Daniel Plankton I guess I'm just going to sign him this bed I'm going to put my bed down later Okay assigned stations Okay One Two Three

Four Honestly boys I feel like everything right now in my life is perfect Why is Why are they not Why aren't they working The handler Does the handor have to put the...

Wait, what does the handor have to do? So the handor has to put the product into the machine? Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Okay. From this to this, from this to this, and from this to this. And from this to this. Okay. and then I probably need to also have the, like, do they, will they transport any of this?

Because I feel like, now pay the handler? Okay. All right, Carol. Get to work, you stupid bitch. And I'm going to get in on this, too. That's good. And I'm just trying to think right now what I'm going to do. I'm going to put all this away.

Okay, good. Now, all right, all right, let's start selling right now. Pay the chemist? I did. 800. See, that's 800. This is 900. This is 900. Why aren't you working? I'm going to give a minute.

Are they slaves? Why did she... Wait, what? I'm going to just do it. You want something done right? You got to do it. There, it's done. It's done. I don't even need that bitch. Okay, now he's going to... He's going to make my meth.

One shelf per ingredient? I know. I understand that now. I don't think it's really worth me doing. Honestly, it's like, I feel like the organizational challenge of that is not really worth it. Okay, let's start selling. This is a lot of fives. Okay, five. Wrong one.

Okay, we got another one right here. 3KZ? Yeah, I know. I keep doing this. There we go. Let's go this one. I see him. I got that super jump right there.

You see that? Wow. That's me, by the one. I did that. Don't walk around at the weed in the hand? I don't need to do anything. Yeah, like, everything I'm doing right now is fine. Let me see.

Should I buy more acid and phosphorus right now? I feel like maybe I should. Yeah, I'm gonna buy 40. Actually, no, I don't need to, because remember I had these. That's right. I'm gonna buy two more acid. I'm gonna buy 20 acid. I mean, I might as well, right?

I mean, I might as well. And then I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna go to sleep. And then I can reset for the next day. And then I'm going to start getting all my dealers set up with meth. $600 on that shit. Look at that. I just hit almost $1,000 on one sale.

I'm thinking about also, like, maybe I should be the one that sells meth. Like, I need to be the meth man, right? Because, like, that way fucking... Wait, I thought I had a bed here. Oh, there it is. Okay, I sleep. I'm gonna make sure I got all this Actually can I can I

Oh, I'm already behind I need to pay that person back Bro Bro, we're making big money now Yeah We're making big big money Okay and let me go ahead I'm gonna put some of this stuff away too

There it is, all right, we're good And this is a big day for me This is the day I buy the post office This is the day that I start to turn my life around and I actually I buy a legitimate business I become a legitimate business owner You want to buy some crack

Here you go I'm gonna go the highest amount Stupid fucking bitch Okay Deposit Deposit 10,000 easy Easiest $10,000 of my life Okay and now

See now we start printing Now I'm gonna go and buy a business And let me go do this too and I'm gonna re-buy some of this order a dead drop I'm gonna take as many as we can okay perfect let's go

now you can start making money for real yeah I know oh I know I know all too well I know all about all about this you can leave money in it oh can I that's probably a good idea I should do that

I didn't even think of that I don't know why I didn't think of that that's smart I just assumed that's not how the game worked oh I can't from him. Okay, now we're going to go to that post office. You guys ready? Boys, I like to purchase a business. I want to purchase the post office. So you want to purchase the post office? Yes, I want to purchase the post office. There it is. Where is it? There it is. Give me a minute. $4,000 a day. Oh my God. New wife. Yep. That's right. Okay. And then, oh,

we got a big horse come delivery i forgot about this oh boy let's get it let's get it oh yeah okay and we'll get two more of these get some more of these there we go i forgot i even bought this oh this is a big day okay and this is all done and we got 12 more of these this is great we got plenty of these we got some more of this we got order actually um how they doing on money i'm gonna go ahead and just get some money on this one actually i'm gonna just make sure he gets 200 and she's got 100 and then uh he got 200 i'm just gonna i'm gonna go pick up more money right but like i just don't have it right now i just want to keep them uh keep them on the hook okay so at all them they're working now for today and we're actually almost out of

jars. Let me just go buy more jars. Because I need to go buy more jars right now. This is where I'm going to do with the last of my money. Because I haven't bought I haven't picked up the money from from my guys in a while. The jars are at your old place. This is closer to just buy it. I have $76 that allows me to buy enough jars. It's going to keep enough for today. Okay, so where's the jars? Let's get um, uh, let's see if each one's $3. I need 20 jars. Okay. Yeah, that's more than enough, guys. Because like, I'm gonna be right back. I'm just not ready for it yet. Don't tell me you lost everything gambling. No, I didn't. I didn't. I've been gambling. I've been gambling on, uh, on winning lottery tickets. Let's just say that.

Okay, so, right, right, I'll do this. I forgot. Okay, good. And let me look at my dealers. Okay. Oh yeah, like I've got $7,000 just right there I'm investing yeah true I think that also um I think I'm gonna take my product off the market and I'm gonna just start planning to only sell meth like I'm gonna take the problem just a minute Damn there it is okay Yeah no no more no more selling weed boys we're past that now I only sell meth directly.

I'm gonna sell him something. He's stupid. He's stupid. You're gonna buy this? Do you say fuck off? What a cock sucker, man. What about you? You want it.

You want it, you want it. Nice, nice, nice. What about you, Kyle? Okay. You don't want it. What about you? Okay, you don't want it. Average American?

No, he's not fat. All right, let's go check the, uh, let's go check this. Maybe I can sell this one, go to Benji. Oh, you're right, you're right. Actually, let me do this first. And I'm going to make sure that they're good on money too. Okay, that's 600. That's 600.

And that's 600. Okay, that, that's fine for now. Okay, so how are we doing right now? Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay, let's get it. It's heating up. Yep.

All right, there's Molly. Let's get the money from Molly. $3,000. Easy money. Okay, and I'm going to get Molly's four more of these. And I already took it off the market, right? Yeah, I did. Okay, I'm thinking about...

Okay, now I've got to go talk to Benji. Yeah, yeah, let me go talk to Benji right now. One of the cooks is reloading? No, it's okay. They just don't need to do that much, that's all. Like, you know, it's a different... Like, they have a different work-life balance. because they have just like better skills, right?

They're more, they're like more educated. They know how to do shit. Okay, so we're going to give Benji 10. Yeah, give them more work. I can't. It's only five. It's only four.

They're, uh, the reason why is the, uh, the meth cooks in this game are in the union. And, uh, so because of that, it's hard to, um, it's hard to really help them out. Okay, I'm just, I'm just going to give him everything. There. Okay. So all this is good. And now, now I have $12,000. See, I started today with no thousand dollars.

Now I have $12,000. That's how it works. What the fuck was I going to do now? Okay, yeah, yeah. All right, so we gotta get this fountain. And so should I just drop two grand in Shirley's spot? Because I feel like also, like with meth, I just, I just don't know. Like, launder it?

Well, I already have that going. Yeah, I've already got that going on right now. Let me actually make sure everybody here is paid. Yeah, $5,000. blackjack hand they don't let you do that okay i'm gonna just put a thousand dollars uh i feel like i'm uh like santa claus or something you know yeah bro i'm like santa claude putting some in their in their stocking okay we got eight more of these we got more jars probably should okay there we just got that laundromat done so because we got the laundromat done uh i'm just go ahead and buy some jars to

make sure that we're we're uh we're caught up on jars because like we can't stamp out bricks yet like if we could that'd be great but we're we're We're just not in a situation to do that. Okay, let's buy something. And we're going to get, how many? 60. Got it. Yeah, this is going to be insane.

Does this game have achievements? Yeah, it does. Actually, wait, wait a minute, does it? I don't even, I think, I think it does? I'm not sure. That's a good question. Perfect. Okay, all that's set up.

It has 11, okay. It's crazy, like what happens if somebody, you know, just makes a game, it's good you know it's really shocking for me to see this and then like compare it to other games and then be like why is it why is it not always like this right because this is a little bit confusing to me order more addie uh order more adder i can't that's a great idea i just can't okay let's go over here i thought sega made this no if if for this you'd be turned in a song to headjog of Sega made it?

You could tell. Damn, that was actually kind of fast. Okay, and let's go buy, we're gonna buy a little bit of shit out here too. So I wanna buy something. We're gonna get a, we're gonna get, I'm thinking like 40 chili. Actually, let's get 40 chili

and then let's get 40 batteries. Okay, we got it. Okay. Oh, now we can actually get more meth. This is really good because now, now he's about to get to work, right? Yep, that's right. That's right.

Do your fucking job. Okay, we don't need that in there. Let me go put these in here. Actually, you know what? Why don't I try and mix this shit myself? I'm going to try and mix it myself right now. Oh, no, now they're about to do it. Wait, why aren't you doing the thing?

Does she not take it over there? Is that the problem? Yeah, yeah, okay, I got it. I know what to do. It's okay. It's fine. I know what to do. We got it.

See that? Let me take this out. Put this back in here. Where are the batteries? Okay. Talk to Carl. So you're gonna take this and you're gonna put it to this. And then you're gonna take this and then you're gonna put it to this. This is what it's all about, boys. That's what it's all about. Let's get it.

Is it on timer? Yeah, yeah. Alright, so what I gotta do now? Let me think. What's I gotta do? What's I gotta do? What's I gotta do? I forgot what I was gonna do. Let me actually one second. Drugs?

What are we at? What are we into? Okay. Order IRL? Yeah, I had to start playing this game in real life. Okay, so I'm thinking about what I need to do. We have to manage, I think the main thing we got to do right now is manage the horse come industry. I feel like that's the main thing.

I feel like that's what makes sense. No, I'm saying like, because there's a lot of it. We got to have it all done. I'm actually going to go and get this I'm going to put I'm going to put I'm going to put maybe 2000 I'm just going to drop it in there so I don't have to think about it again and we have so much of this

and I'm thinking about fuck what we got going on we got to go back and start selling more weed that's what we got to do let me check my dealers damn bro they are stacked they are stacked that's insane put it back on the market

No, no, they sell on their own. Like, they'll sell anything that I give them at the ratio that I tell them to sell it at. Give them a race. Maybe you're right. Okay, and now everybody here is good on money, right? We're all good up on money. Yeah, see, it's this horse come that's really got me behind, man. Like, I'm really running at a horse come deficiency. Damn, see that?

That's a lot. That is an ass load. Now, right now we should be getting, oh my God, that's a lot of fucking, that's a lot of weed. Okay, let's go back. I'm actually just going to take, I'm going to just take one stack of 20, just so I have it with me, right? And, oh, you know what I forgot about? We're almost out of seeds. Okay, delivery, Albert, and I'm thinking about OG.

Actually, you know, I'll just meet up with Albert. it's not even a big deal yeah well let me just go meet up with him as oh fuck he's on the other side damn bro i shouldn't have done that okay and as soon as as soon as the next check hits my my my my laundromat check or post office check uh then i'm gonna be able to uh because i need to get them more seeds that that's what we're doing right now um then i'm gonna order another another really big shipment of horse come but we just don't have that yet for we're at okay uh let's see so he should be over here right yeah yes okay so one two three sixty two thousand seven hundred dollars that's a lot of money you think about getting a car soon

no i got i got i got i got kickflip over the cops let them know now we turn this in as soon as that money hits we go for it and after this i'm gonna go check on my meth can't you kickflip and not the the the guys over i don't know okay And we're going to get all this put in. There it is. And I'm going to just put this in here for now. Okay, so she's, she's going to be working. Okay, that's good.

And then, okay, yeah, we're all at a horse come. Oh, and now it's time for more. Deliveries. Okay, we're thinking about a 160. And we're thinking about another 160. And then that's going to be a barn. Okay, there we go. And I'm going to be real right now.

I'm even going to go above and beyond. I'm going to go above and beyond because these are my employees. I will hand-deliver the horse come. Because there's one thing that you can never have... Oh, fuck. There's one thing you can never have enough of... And it's that in Adderall. Where is...

Okay, it's down this way. Get a van? No, it doesn't matter. I don't need a van. Okay, we're going to three and three it. Let's see. 60 $1,000,000 $1,000 right there

I need to start laundering another $4,000 I can talk to my dealers and then yeah, actually I have to set that up right now the van will change your life okay well right now I just need to like I'm just trying to figure out what's it damn what you're all doing

oh that's right I didn't do anything there it is okay now everything's gonna start working again Okay, this is gonna get the whole machine oiled up and running again. Loiter Squad? Yeah, I know. Okay. Was that a nun? Bro, I was about to get Mother Teresa turned up, but apparently that's not how it works.

It doesn't let me. Yeah, sorry, guys. You saved the game? Game saves every time you go to sleep. Yep, saves every time you go to sleep. That's how it works. Okay. All right, let's go talk to my dealers,

and that way I can get my money back. Okay. there he is yeah see now now we're we're at a big money situation and we go talk to benj you too when are we killing trent uh honestly i don't even think about him anymore yeah i don't even need to think about him like i'm beyond that point in my life i got to start uh i got to start depositing and then then we're gonna start thinking about meth again because like now i should come to my house and there should be a lot of meth there of the police officer agro range okay let's get it laundration good all right now

we're gonna go back to my first house mixed meth with Addies um actually you know what I was thinking about doing that thing but I'm not gonna do it again because I almost got caught last time and we can talk to Molly later I'm not gonna worry about Molly right now actually let me see if this this dumb bitch wants to buy anything okay let's go about you bro like he got a bro like whenever we get to this guy like we're gonna just spend all of our money on him spicy mega smegma oh i get it and since this didn't work now she's gonna go do it right and you're gonna transport to the other one okay get it we'll make sure all this works

shouldn't he have mixed it i'm i just click on it right now i just do it it's not a big deal no supplies in the cookroom Oh, thanks. I don't need supplies. Like, we have six. Six. Six. You do? No, I don't.

That's a mess? Yeah, the other one? No, that's, those are, those are microwaves, bro. Like, these are my meth microwaves. Why don't they take it? Okay, this should be fine. Okay, let's see you. California smegma.

What should we call it? what should we call it calling it lava dick okay actually let me make sure that this actually let me just do let me just do this right now I'm gonna go ahead and get the bags where's my bags and this way I can start selling it myself package yep

yep yep yep yep yep yep I just feel like this is a lot of work you know like because I feel like we got to sell these for 200 each right because like I'm just thinking about this this easy yeah 200 that's what i'm thinking i'm thinking we we we we hit it with 200 let me go ahead and make sure he's he's good uh i'm gonna take him up to 10 on this yeah there it is that's right back all that shit and sell it yeah no i'll sell it my i'll sell it directly myself and i'm thinking

about should i just i feel like i should buy more chili yeah let me just go ahead i'm gonna buy 40 chili and i'm gonna buy 40 battery that way i can i can go over there and oh i need to do a horse come re-up we need a horse come re-up yeah i just want to make sure we get all this in uh which one was which i think was this one was this chili and this one was batteries yeah yeah yeah that way we we keep we keep the uh the ball rolling that's a bag mix not gonna lie really really so you you you you would get you a gay boy you would you a dumb ass bitch talking shit sitting in here fucking start in trouble with me it's a bad mix I make the best meth everybody wants the lava dick man everybody wants it just wait just wait you're gonna find out

watch this I'm gonna jump right over this car okay never mind all right let's go over here I got four thousand dollars too a lot of money a lot of money I feel like I was thinking about what it would be like if I sold drugs do you want to buy something okay no mind all right let's go back in here yep put it on the market i want to get a little bit more actually you know what let me do it right now products products products uh 125 200 200 200 get it that's right that's the big money right there gentlemen okay let me get all this put away more addie okay okay I'm gonna just put this in here for now.

And I'm gonna make sure I give this to everybody else. Actually, let me go ahead and can I move this in here? Damn, she's still not done with these. Okay, I'm gonna put this back in. Okay, and I'm thinking right now what we're trying to do. Nobody's buying it, bro. Nobody's buying, nobody's buying my shit, man. Like, I'm thinking about what do I do?

Oh my God, what do I do? What do I'm buying it? What are the price? Trent wants a lava dick I'm gonna counter him two lava digs that's right that's right

Trent you finally have learned the error of your ways you finally are ready to play ball Trent has been a roach for a long time and he is finally ready like he's a lava dick man

that's right he is let's get this done I'm thinking maybe I should go and buy No, it's actually not that big of a deal. I can do that later. Lava dick, that's fatal? No, it's not. Was that a guy?

No, it wasn't. Nope. And I'm thinking to myself right now, like, is there anything else I really need to do here? Uh, pot. I probably need to get more soil pretty soon, but not yet. I think that, like, right now, honestly, the biggest thing that I have, that's working,

this working, like, uh, that is, right? Let me actually, I'm going to go ahead and talk to Shirley again, and I'm going to get a dead drop. We're going to go for eight more. Yeah, there it is. You can mix more than twice, really, because that's not what people told me. They told me you can mix twice. They told me you can only mix two times, 50 times. I've heard that 100 times.

Buy acid and phosphorus. Yeah, yeah, why not? Why not? Easy enough. Double lava dick. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Okay, now let's take this back Ain't my bad, no, no, we're fine Oh, damn, bro, like she jumped scared me on that shit Is there a reason why Is this not working for some reason? The Jars route? Yeah, is the jar, do the jars not jar? Yeah, I guess they weren't jarring. Okay, that's what it was But then I'm gonna need two handlers

If I'm gonna do this, I need two handlers then Right? because like I think she's capped out on activities yeah she's totally capped out actually you know what I'm gonna just get rid of these I'm gonna get rid of these right now because like I'm doing this

and I can do it faster than she can do it because like it takes me like three seconds and then I can min max and have her do the jars okay so let's talk to the handler and let's take this right here. This is the jar one. And this is going to be to this one. Okay? And then packaging station and storage back. Okay. So that way, because I, like, she wasn't doing anything anyway, right? So, like, I might as well. I'm thinking about, like, maybe I should just do it with bags. No, no,

that's fine. Maybe I should do it with bags. Because, like, I'm selling these one at a time anyway. And, like, I'm selling in a much lower ratio. So let's go ahead and hit that. the bags. Put in both? Yeah, man, I guess I might as well. Fuck. Yeah, I mean, it'll work itself out. Okay. I got to take a break. I got to a break. I stop. Oh, man. Bags for you, jars for the dealers? Yeah, I know. Like, we really did. We did a lot of work today. We did. Like, we cooked, literally. Cook math. Can unpack and repack the items as needed? Yeah, true. What's for tomorrow? I might play that South of Midnight game tomorrow. because that game, it's coming out tomorrow.

It's actually like releasing. And so I was thinking about playing that and trying it out. Like, that's kind of like what I was thinking. And then, fuck. I'm gonna just give him some more money. I'm gonna Santa Claus that bitch. But I might play this more. I just, I haven't really decided, honestly.

Damn. I got my dealers making me $10,000 a day. Ooh, I got one more. And then we unlock the, the the big press that's going to be insane for me that's actually going to be nuts

here give me a minute I got used to bathroom I'll be right back yeah this is nothing who wants to buy nobody I'm not liking this not one bit

yeah we only got Trent on the meth right now but we're going to work up to that it's too expensive yeah I think that just might be it but Yeah, I've been, I'm playing this a lot. We've been doing an assload of this.

I'm enjoying this game a lot though. It's fun. Addicted? Yeah, I know. I came back. That's right, I said I was gonna stop playing. I forgot. I got to stop. I really gotta go and buy more.

But I figure out. Keep playing, Donald. I thought. I gotta stop. Okay. Yep. No, I'm building up to it. I'm done not for it.

I'm done not doing. I'm saying. No, I'm not saying. No, my mom. I'm not playing this year as that's the midnight. Sorry, I asked what it was like. I try and play new games. Just up playing one hour yesterday?

What I mean? He stopped playing one hour yesterday. You got time? No, I don't. Uh, why, I, I moved the stream. I called my dad. I told him I was gonna be over 8, 15 or something. That means I got 10 minutes before I got to be over yourself.

How did he'll be able to stop. not be a wow only streamer feels good as a motherfucker bro i want to tell you that feels so good it was amazing it feels great we're stacking up look at that's my life anyway thanks guys very much for watching i appreciate i hope everybody had a good time and i'll see y'all tomorrow all boys peace see it