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Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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Invest in speed. Absolutely. Okay, we'll do that later on whenever we play that game. So we need to, right now, I need to be thinking about, I need to be thinking about one thing. I need to be thinking about one thing. Fucking selling weed and making a lot of money and buying the big house. That's all I need to think about.

And so what I do right now is like, let me go, let me go right now. What time is it? It's 7 p.m. Okay. So if I go over to, let me take a look at this. If I go over to fucking, uh, the, the, uh, fucking, uh, fucking the, uh, fucking the, uh, fucking the, uh, fucking, uh, the, uh, fucking, uh, the, uh, like, I'm just trying to think about it. Uh, what, where's this guy? What's up? What's up? Okay. We got. $92? What do you mean you only have $92?

The fuck are you doing, Benji? Uh, the real estate guy. That's who I gotta talk to. I gotta see how much money the new house is. Because that's what we need to do next. We need to, uh, get an expensive house. And then we have more people, uh, that I, oh, let me go talk, let me go talk to this bitch here. Kim. I can't go near them.

Wait, that's not it. Oh, it's not. Okay. Is this Kim? That's Meg. Is that Kim? That's Anna. Is this Kim?

That's Lucy. Damn, where the fuck is Kim? Is this her? Molly. Oh, wait, that's one of my dealers. Wait, oh shit. Can I... Oh, I bet I can't.

Okay, I probably should get ready and go to sleep then. Fuck, bro. Like, knock on doors? Yeah, I didn't even know that. All right, I gotta go to sleep, and I have to just let them sell as much as they can. And also, for products, I'm gonna start selling weed myself. I'm gonna hit the streets.

Like, fuck like this thing. I've got to go and do whatever. I can. Yeah, I have to sell IRL. And like, I don't really like doing that because it's like kind of, where's my house? It's over here. I'm an idiot. I'm just going around this one. Because like, I feel like that's like a, that's what, uh, you know, like that's like low, low tier stuff, right? Like I should be beyond that. But drastic times call for drastic changes. And the fact is that I don't have the money to buy a warehouse to make crack. And if I don't have money to buy a warehouse to make crack in,

uh, uh, like what else, what else am I doing with my life, right? And so we're going to sell, uh, where,

where are the bags at? Where's the bags at? We got 20 bags. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna just hit 20 of these right now. Okay. Uh,

I'm gonna take this off. Oh, actually, you know what? I gotta go and get it with the, do I have any Viagra? Where's my Viagra? It looks like I don't have any Viagra either. Fuck. Okay, is this bitch how many money?

Yes, she does. I just got so much weed, man. What do I do with all this weed? Because I feel like I have so much and I just don't know what to do with it. Smoke it? But that's not going to make me any more money. That's not going to help me at all.

Okay, I got a, I got a, mix it, but I can't mix it. I'm just going to package it right here. Okay. Let's go ahead and just get this done. Actually, you know what? No, let's not do this. Let's do it the right way. Let's do it the right way. We're going to go to sleep. I'm going to be a good boy. I'm going to do it right. My dealer's only made $1,000? Bro, like, they only made $1,000. Like, guys, we can't be having this shit. We got to pump those numbers up. Yeah, I know. They're selling slots. No, I'm gonna start selling right now. Purchase.

All right, we're gonna buy big Viagra. We're gonna buy 40 Viagras. Okay. And then I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna mix the Viagra with the weed. And then we're gonna make as much as we can. Because I'm just feeling like right now, like that should be all we're doing. Okay, let's get this done.

Okay, we got it. It's cooking. And then we're gonna put those bags in. And that's gonna save us a ton of time. and I'm going to put this in here too okay I got to finish this and wait for it then I'll be ready to go the more you mix the higher the value I don't know about that

actually let me go ahead and just do this I actually didn't even think about that I mean I got two of these motherfuckers I better yep yep that's right mixing stacks what do you mean when it's stacks start wandering money the barns 25K it has to be from your credit card Okay. You can mix twice. Okay. I'm gonna do that in the next time. This is me. Easy. Oh. Not so easy. Got it. All right. Let's start selling. Okay. Um, I feel like this is, this is why I need to sell, right?

Oh yeah. No, it's this one. This is one. Okay. All right. So we need to sell this right here. Okay. Yeah. See, I'm already, I'm already making money. counteroffer? 250. We gotta start cooking immediately. We go all the way in on this. List it for $95? No.

Because that's too much. I'm trying to get around this. There it is. All right. You're getting your weed right now. You got the stuff? Three. Big weed.

Big money. I'm changing my life right now. Let's buy some horse semen. I can't. It's too expensive. So what should I mix this with besides Viagra? What do y'all think? Maybe chili?

We're thinking chili? We're getting that chili? All right, let's get that chili. We're going to buy 60 of them. 60 chilies. Big Dick Chili situation. Okay, counteroffer. I'm going to go one.

I'm going to do boom. actually boom right there oh easy so easy this kid's stupid as fuck I sell him I sell him expensive shit all the time okay right there 285 let's get it scheduled deal get that right there

okay good Peter retarded Peter's a fucking idiot bro like he's so stupid let me do this I gotta buy 40 more Viagra it's gonna be a long night and then we're gonna build the most powerful weed that's ever been made before. I just need my dealers to make money for me, man. Like right now, I feel like I've got

so much weed to sell. The only problem that I have is selling the weed. Like, if I do that, I'll be okay. Okay, where are these losers? Let's go over here. Be under a bridge. Let's go. Let's go. Doris. Get to your position. Okay, three. Easy. Got them. We just have to sell the more people, man. And also, I need to get that other girl to where like I can be selling to her too. Because like the more weed I can sell, the more money I make. And I need $25,000, man. Like that's a lot of fucking money. Okay, five. Easiest money in my life. And I got $38 too. Where's that, where's that other girl? Okay, Kim Delaney, give him the pepper mix. I will. I just haven't done it yet. That's all. And let me deposit.

And I'm gonna deposit everything. That way, I have like the balance, right? Look at this. See, we get Charles. Right, watch this, watch this. Watch me what I do with Charles here. This is so easy. Bro, I upsold him like it was nothing. All right, now where's this bitch?

She's in this house. Dang, that guy's kind of cool. His name's Genghis Khan? Fuck. There she is. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's happening? Please, please, bitch. Please, please, please. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I think I'd give a fuck, bro. You actually thought they were gonna get me? You thought they were gonna get me? Of all the people that they could get, you think it was gonna be me? Absolutely fucking not. All right, let's get this. There we go. That's another $300. So we need to, uh, again, We need to be at a situation that is $25,000. And right now we are at a $5,000 situation. That's a bad situation to be in. So now we're going to start mixing, and we're going to be doubling up. Okay.

So does it matter of the order, by the way? Does it matter to the order? Yes, no. Okay. All right. All right. Let's get it. Let me get over here.

Wait, I thought I had more. Damn, bro. This bitch is. This bitch needs a lot. Okay. Let's get five. And we're gonna do 3.45. And I'm gonna just do this at nighttime so I can get this other shit done first. I'm gonna just line them all up. Oh, oh, okay, it's this. And then so I put it in here and then I do this, right? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Viagra then chili? Yeah, I don't know. Let me a sec. Hello? Hey, mix the cocaine with the pot?

Mix the cocaine with the pot. I don't think they let you do that in this game. You can mix stuff together, but you can't do it like, you can't put it on there like that. Yeah. I have right now, all I have is I just have weed and I have a little bit of meth, but I turn a meth into cocaine. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I can make heroin yet or not. like I'm trying to think about it uh yeah oh you can turn it into uh like I don't know if that's in the game either actually because I don't know if you can make guys can you mix um can you mix things that are like uh like can you mix cocaine and also weed at the same time does it let you do that no no they said they said you can't do that doesn't work no no but it's like 95% no like it's the yes is there's like three really

retards talking shit just trying to like cause trouble. Yeah. I mean, I will, but I need to get more meth. I don't have any right now. Because it's expensive. It's annoying to make. Yeah, pretty much. Like, because like selling meth, it's like, it's higher.

Like, it caught, it's not even that much more expensive. And it takes longer. And like, if you need to pay a cook to make the meth, it's $300 a day. Whereas for weed, it's only $200. Not that much more. It's $150 versus, like, uh, Okay, give me a minute. There's a, there's literally a cop trying to, um, okay. Uh, yeah.

Uh, I'm, the cops are trying to arrest me right now. Look, look, I'll, I'll try and do that. I'll try to, I gotta, I gotta get back to it, okay? All right. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that's a good. Yeah. Okay. Uh, yeah, I know what happened. Yeah, I know what happened to him. That was not good. No, I don't, I don't know, I don't think that can happen in the game. though yeah yeah I don't think that it'll have I don't think there's like a snitching like scale thing I don't think the dealers will snitch on you well I don't know it's like only one guy made it they'll probably add that later because like yeah I know what happened right yeah yeah yeah okay all right well if um if the guy that's making the game needs any consulting I'll I'll make sure to to let to let you know okay yeah all right great all right I'll talk to you later yeah I will yeah like the OEM or yeah hydrant

right here yeah like more things yeah yeah so my dad thinks that I should I should use pharmaceuticals instead of what I was doing and that way because they're harder to get and they're easier to sell and that's kind of like that's what he's thinking. Yeah, you might be right. Yeah, I think that could be it. Oh fuck, I'm messing this up a lot. Okay, shit. Okay, we got it. Damn it. I'm yeah okay, all right, we're good. Where's the other, uh, hack? Why is it not? Is this a bug?

It's probably a bug, right? Is it a bug? Press space. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I get it. I don't know what was wrong with me. Okay. That just got me confused. Okay, good.

All right, let's put all that in. And then we got more of these, too. Okay, and now we're going to bag all these. And I know, obviously, bagging is not, like, optimized, but it's just it's something to do so like all I all I really need to do is okay okay give me a minute give me a minute guys give me a minute we had a we have we have a bit of a situation here it's okay it's okay it's fine all right no I think it's okay good good good good it fell out again bro like I'm actually really messing this this is

embarrassing okay there we go all right good where to go okay there it is And we need one more, one more set. And this is my double, uh, this is my double infused, uh, just a minute. Let me just get it right now. Okay. I've just, I've got to actually do this the right way. I have to actually think, bro. Like this is hard.

I'm so good at this game. Okay. Great. So now we have a lot of these. And we're not going to sell any of these right now. And so we're going to shift the product. We're going to take this off the market. And then we're going to put this on the market instead because it's $74.

and it's massively addictive. So we're selling 60 of these right now. Okay? And then sell it for like 90? No, it's okay because I can make so many of these. It's better for me to just... It's better for me to just... Oh my God.

This is a $6,000 day. Iodine. Oh, fuck. Boys, we are about to hit the motherfucking. streets. Let's get it. Let's fucking get it. All right, I've got to start giving people samples. Now, I don't want to give them samples of the expensive shit, right? Because I'm a cheap ass bitch. So, actually, you know what? Yo, fuck it. Let's give it. Let's give it out to them. Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's give them the good shit. Yeah, we ain't give them the good shit right now.

No, no, no, no. We're going to send it? We're going to send it? Wait, you guys think so? Just to taste. No, I feel like that's the right option, right? I mean, damn. Send it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna do it. Do you, casino? I was watching Koso play the other day.

And, man, bro, he won, like, five of those fucking blackjack things in a row. Like, that shit was crazy. I didn't even know you could do that. Okay, there. Lucy, let me go talk to her. Give me a minute. Gold skateboard's faster in a car. Okay.

Kind of you and free sample. Okay, what about this? So this is, like, one or the other? Okay, I'm going to just go with it. this son one sec you get it 61% get it 61% you know you want it I'm good things okay that's not gonna work all right let's try it again I'm gonna I'm gonna just go I'm gonna just keep going it's not a big deal her head was on fire I was mad we're surprised okay where is this uh Elizabeth maybe she's in here she's not in here who the fuck is she

That was this What? Is she on the roof? How the fuck could she be on the roof? How could she be on the roof? Okay, we gotta go to somebody else. Wait, it said I have 10 customers. It said I had 10 customers, but where are the customers?

Where are they at? The door? No, no, it's not the door. See, look. That's not how it works. They need to be unlocked via connections. Peggy? Okay, no. Okay, let me sell this right here

Let me sell right now Okay, let's get this You have to mix and match their preferences? Yeah, I'm gonna do that I just thought I could take a risk And go with it So I'm gonna do like three different kinds And then I'm just gonna give them

Whichever one is the highest Two Got it, easy Can you buy a black bins? I don't think I can Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't let you do that Okay, what's this bitch want? Why aren't you working?

Okay, you don't have any seeds? Okay, that's fine. I'm gonna just leave her out there for now. Like, I feel like we have so much weed right now. We really just need to move this inventory before we do anything else. And so, okay, Peters want even more shit. Okay, let me go ahead and get this for $350. Yeah, he always, he always wants it.

Okay, and I also need to go and get more bags. Let me go get some more bags. I'm gonna get 60 more bags. That way I can start giving out samples too. Peter's Feindon. Yeah, he is. You need to start putting it in jars. Um, I feel like I usually am selling at a small amount, so I don't really end up getting the opportunity to use the jars.

That's really the reason why. Like I would if I could, basically. You need to restock your dealers? No, I don't. I gave them a lot of shit. Like, they don't need that. at all. Okay, where is this again? Oh, it's pretty far away. Okay, let's just go ahead and get this shit mixed up and then we're gonna start it Just give me the extra weed. Yeah, I will like I mean, but I'm saying like they're already stacked on it anyway. It's not even a big deal

Okay, and I'm gonna just go ahead and do this product and packaging So this is just really really simple. This is just so I can give out samples That's all all we're doing is samples here and I'm gonna put the rest of this shit away and then we need to get more things to mix with Okay too I got um bro makes it up yeah she comes out at a certain time I got it yeah I'm just hoping that like we can get more of them to to uh to sell to because that's the one thing that's holding me back right now and I will restock my guys I just haven't done it yet I just have such a such a large amount of stuff I feel like really I mean I don't need to change anything

I just need to go and do the same shit okay she's moving she's moving let's go wait a second okay great so now I have three different kinds this should be the girl hopefully this is what works is this it no where is she I thought I already talked to Lucy yeah we got to talk to Elizabeth okay let's go over here pretty sample yeah the ads I don't know what the ads are I have no I don't run ads so if you get if you get an ad it's because the twitch put it on there okay so we're gonna sell a lot of this right now is this it finally Finally. Okay, here we go. 77%.

64%. Okay, we're gonna get this. Please, please, please. Do it. Got them, bro. Yes. That's what's up. That's me, man. That's what I do.

Let's get it. Oh, she baked? Yeah, she is. We're gonna start selling this one right here. Oh, shit. And I got a bunch more of this too. Okay, complete the deal. Let's get four. Easiest game of my life.

Let's go to the next one. She's hot, yeah. Can you afford a skateboard? I just don't like using it, and I feel like it's not useful. Like, maybe that's stupid, and it takes up an inventory space. Yeah, like, maybe that's dumb, but that's just, that's the way I think. That's stupid? Yeah, that's it. Okay.

All right, let's go over here. Oh. That the Nike's on. You are the music? No. Okay. Three, it's big money. All right, now we're doing real well.

We're doing great. Okay, and I got to save some space. Let me go back over. I'm going to just put, I'm going to put a little bit of this away, because I already have a lot. And I guess I might just hold these over here. Yeah, and so these are the ones I'm trying to actually, like, give out. And we got to get some more stuff to make. with right and we're gonna start jarring shit right now too so we're gonna get a double Viagra and

double chili and then we're gonna start pretty much just sending that out purchase something okay so we're gonna get double chili so 40 chili and then we're also getting at 40 Viagra okay there it is okay and let me put my money away deposit all right perfect clean cash wait what clean What's this? What fuck is this? Hello? Looks like you reach your weekly deposit limit. To avoid revising suspicion, you can only deposit so much into ATMs each week. If you want to convert more cash to online balance, you need to start laundering. Wandering involves using legal business to let less than cash. You need to business. Go to raise reality.

You're probably not going to be buying out the casino anytime soon, but there should be cheap business for sale. So now I have to buy a business to launder the money in. Okay. That makes sense. I like that. Okay, let me go and I'm going to just put these away right now just so I can make space okay let's get it and what else I need need this actually wait no I don't oh I jar I got a jar it that's it yeah we'll put that in there too you did chili first retard it doesn't matter it shouldn't make a difference yeah I mean why why would it matter yes it does well let's find out let's find out people said it does matter let's find out because like if it does and I should know that and if it doesn't I should know that too

So, like, I feel like this is a win-win for me. Because either way, I know it. But we got to get, like, more money, uh, more money coming in. Let's find out. All right, here we go. Let's see. Are people wrong? Done?

No. Okay, so it literally doesn't. That's not how it works. Okay, so whoever said that's just a lying, uh, just shit talking retard. Okay, Ms. Ming, uh, we're going to get her another one. And then we're going to hit it with, uh, I'm going to think $25. We're gonna get nighttime too. Between dick ticklers.

All right. So now we gotta, we gotta jar all this. And then after this night, I'm gonna plan on, oh, let me go ahead and get this too. Okay, we get this. We get that. Yeah, I feel like I don't really need... I don't need any more. I feel like that should be more than enough.

To sell the police? That doesn't work. They don't want you do that? Assange reviewing right now. What was he mad for? Probably some bullshit. Okay, let's see here. Yeah, I mean, I like who gives a fuck?

Okay. Easy. Next. I got to start selling more than five, though. Perfect. I really need to start selling more of this, too. I have to sell this at night, too. Fuck.

Gotta be careful. Okay. The curfew bonus is very nice. I didn't even know there was a curfew bonus, to be honest with you. I had no idea. Three? That's a wrong one. $51.

Damn, I didn't even know that. Okay, cool. So now I'm... Where are we? Right now? Let me get it. Counteroffer? One more? 400. Get it. Late night.

Fuck. I gotta stay up late for this. Motherfucker. It's okay. I got to evade the police and then I'm going to come back. No, it's okay. I'm gonna just run around in a circle. Not a big deal at all. It's still an hour until it starts. So it's no rush.

Literally no rush. rush. I'm wait right here. Got it. I told you all this shit was easy. I just run away. Just walk away from it's easy. Christ. Bro, I can't even sell this shit. Maybe I go in through the warehouse. That's a good idea. Is there a door over here? So now we gotta be smart. Okay, here we go. We sell it to her. It's good. You can reload the game and it'll move the cops sometimes? No, it's fine. I don't need to do that. Easiest decision of my life. There we go. Okay, now I go back to sleep. Okay, and today I'm gonna collect all the money. from the dealers okay okay where the fuck am i fuck where am i okay i'm over here got it all right so now

okay the next day this is why i do this day i collect the money from the dealers i give them some of my extra stuff and then uh i don't know what to do after that seven thousand fucking dollars. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Let's go. Wait, did I lose something? Oh, fuck. I forgot all about that. Okay. Um, all right, let's get it. You need a business for laundering? I know, I know. $5,000. Okay, Molly still has a good amount of items. I'm going to give her, uh, three of these. We'll talk to Benji now, too. Like this, this is the big money situation that I was talking about. All right, we're going to be making a lot of money now. I'm going to go talk to this real quick and talk to this guy and see how much it is to buy a business. Because this is the next thing I need to think about.

Can you deposit money? Maybe you can buy the post office. Let me see. I'm going to find out right now. Want to purchase property? Damn. $25,000. Oh, I get a laundromat.

You're going to purchase a laundromat. Yeah, yeah. Give me on it. Give me on it. I'm going to go to my business right now. Yep, it's okay. Go big and sell drugs. I already am. So we opened up a laundromat and this is gonna really, uh, it's gonna change my life right here. After this, we start giving away free samples, okay?

This is me. I own this place. Okay, launder. Okay, new laundering operation. Confirm. Okay, I'm printing money. I print money right now. Where's this bitch? Get it. Okay, afternoon. All right, now let's find some more people to sell to.

Okay, Lois. Let's go talk to Lois right now. She wants that crack. She needs it. Maybe she's in here. Lewis. Oh, 69%. 69%.

69%. 69%. Okay, let me just get him this one then. Actually, I might as well get this. This is the cheapest one. Get it, Lewis. Get it, Lewis. Hit it.

Oh! Oh! Counteroffer. We do five. We do five for 420. Okay, perfect. Now we're going to go talk to Benji. You need one of their preferences? No, I don't.

I just need to get lucky. How are we doing on money? Thank you, Benji. Okay. I'm going to give them just two of these. And this is the next day? Let me see right now Okay, let's talk to Lucy

Because I will eventually get it I just might not get it, right? There it is 61% 61% 61% Okay, let's get this 61%

Get it Get it smoke that weed I feel like this shit's a bug It's just bugged out I feel like it's bugged out bro Like It's actually bugged I'm gonna do this

There's like no way, right? There's no way, right? Damn! Damn, bro! That's the craziest upsell of my life! Holy shit! You guys see that? Okay, and we gotta do more.

Okay, what does he want? Peter, uh, four? Okay. Easy enough. See, we gotta do, uh, I'm thinking like we... I'm just, I'm not sure yet. I'm really just not sure what to do. do. Okay, let's go to this one first.

Buy a post office so you can wander six day a six K a day total? Yeah, that's a great idea. Let me just go do that. Yeah, let me just go do that, bro. Like, just real quick. Yeah, just like, just real quick. That's a good idea. Why didn't I think of that? Okay. Let's see. All, we're going to talk to this guy. We're going to go back

to the house. And I'm actually going to go and sell some shit on the way back. over to and buy I mean buy buy some shit I wish that we could get like damn is that where do I go where do I go where do I go close call it wasn't a close call not for me it's just stuck life a stug life you do what you need to do like sometimes I just have to run away y'all say I needed the skateboard I didn't I just run away it's that easy that was scary man like that was fucking terrifying like I oh I got it, I forgot, I forgot.

Okay, let's get both of these. And I'm also gonna, I'm also gonna sell, uh, buy, uh, we're gonna buy fucking, uh, we're gonna buy more jars, uh, buy 10 more jars. Okay, let's get this done. Peggy, how many do I have left? Uh, I have enough. Okay. Well, this is stressful.

Three. We got one right here. I gotta make more. Oh, let me buy more chili in Viagra. She's not here. Where is she? Where's she at? Where's she go? What the fuck? What happened? Smoke break? Oh, true. Okay, three. Get it. Okay, perfect. Let's go ahead and do this. Actually, no, I can't. Uh, let me see. Yeah, I got more of this too. So now we've got 28, so we can still start selling way more. And we got the jars over there too. This next one I just need to go save. Oh, that's a good idea. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's so smart. I feel like I'm just going to like if I if like, if like, because I can't really do anything with her right now because I just have so much like I'm just, I'm like running out of space. Like honestly I just needs to move all this product again. So like can I just leave her out there and like everything to be fine? Can I do that? It's fine. Okay. All right. Cool. I didn't know if like she desponds or some shit, right? I had no idea. But we're going to jar all this shit. up in the next day. Like we're not doing it this day, but we're going to do it next day.

Damn bro. Like, I almost got God. Like, I didn't expect that. That shit was scary. I feel like I almost, uh, I almost went to jail. Okay. Now, what do I do? Uh, when I think, oh yeah, I'm gonna buy Viagra and chili. Okay, we're gonna get two of each. She's here, right? It's this guy. Okay. Um, we get 40 and 40. Okay, perfect. Taser and shit? Yeah, they tried to tase me, but the thing is that, like, uh, I got away, and that's what matters. Okay, let's get this done. Wait a second. I'm gonna get one of these. All we need to do is, like, get this working. There we go. Good. And this is, uh, we're gonna jar this too, by the way. That way, we have more space. And we can give this to the dealers tomorrow morning.

I'll down and a packer. Yeah, felonies ain't free. Yeah, I bet I'd probably lose my money, right? And like, that's why I was dressed out about. I was thinking about if I lose my money, like, that's going to ruin my life. Can you fight the police? You probably can, but like, I assume, like, if you do that, like, they'll, like, shoot you and stuff. And then it becomes, like, a big thing. But they got tasers. Yeah, but I feel like if I just shoot a police officer, they're probably going to arrest me, right? And so, like, or they're probably sending more police officers. Okay, we're going to get that. And then we get this right here. Oh, I did the wrong thing. Actually, if she's already going to do this, I might as well just let her do this.

Okay, good All right, both of these are going So I'm gonna pay it and get this I'm thinking like three, four, two-fifty And we're gonna do nighttime too Actually, let me go do it right now I'm gonna go sell it to her right now Haven't it's gonna change your life?

No, no, I'm about to change my own life But it just hasn't happened yet, that's all And then tomorrow we giving out free samples too Tomorrow's a really big day for me Tomorrow's a huge day for me Tomorrow we jar up everything that we had and then after that we're going to go and collect all the money from the dealers like i probably made six thousand dollars in one day bro like okay uh let me go back oh yeah yeah let me just sleep right now

jesus jesus bro i am rich okay let's go okay we got this too and let's get it okay it's the lawyer fees yeah exactly right i just got to make more of this too too. If I could get them to order the stuff for me and like do that, like, because it's really logistics that I'm really falling behind on. I feel like that's really my weakness is logistics. And so like if I can get that under control, then I'm going to be fine. Hire people? Well, right now what I'm going to do is I'm going to just like buy a crazy amount of Viagra and a crazy amount of chili. Let me see what about this? Deposit. Oh, oh, wait. Deposit. Deposit. Easy, so easy.

$13,000. I'm halfway there. Okay, Viagra. All right, uh, 40. Chili, 40. Get the post office? No, I don't think I need the post office right now. I think I need to, uh, maybe I need the post office.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Something like that. Get this. Get that. Hit it. Boom, bitch. I'll literally hit it. I didn't actually mean to do that.

Okay, and we got more jars too. Put this in here. All right, good. Is anyone else trying to buy weed right now? No. Okay, so products, we got products. That's good. You see like this right here, I'm at 74.

I'm selling this and like the cocaine and shit. Like, even this, like, it's just not worth it right now, right? Because like, we got this big money going on and everything is just totally fine. The only problem that I think that I have right now is that I'm not able to like min max. my fucking, I grew a chat, you need to hire a packager. I feel like in three days I'll hire a packager. Like right now, like, because I feel like the problem is that sometimes if you want, if you need something done right, you have to do it yourself.

And I feel like that's the situation that I'm in right now is that I have to do this shit myself because they might not be able to do it. And now, like right now I'm immediately going to go and I'm going to buy more Viagra. I'm going to buy more chili. Like we're talking like, a lot of Viagra, a lot of chili. Like, this is a ton of fucking money, right? Because, like, right now also, like,

I couldn't really be doing anything else besides this. I'm pretty sure. So, like, I'm just min-maxing right now. Making big money. Literally, I'm making trillion. I'm literally making trillions of dollars right now. So, like, am I really going to stop that from happening?

I mean, I don't think so, right? Yeah, try other stuff. Why would I try anything else if I have something at works? Yeah, it's just that's not, way my brain works my brain works where it's like if i have a winning solution i start solve i keep solving it right like we we we produce this this crack at scale like that's that's how that's how you that's how you that's how you pop off right let's put this away let's do this but yeah it's like right now i'm i'm not min maxing okay now i'm really not minmaxing okay cock okay good and we got that

And now we're going to get more weed and get more of this. There we go. And let's get more of this. Wrong one. And we're going to sell everything at the end. Focus on getting the third dealer. Honestly, bro, you're so right. And I'm going to knock out all my dailies on this.

And I'm going to get everything else ready as soon as this is done, though. Because, like, I have a lot that I can sell. And so I'm just going to do that right now. Is the Junk Empire fully automated by AI? We're doing as well as we can. Make deliveries to your house? I don't know how to do that yet. So Benji, Benji, and also, I mean, they both, like, I mean, honestly, like, they're cooking, right?

I mean, look at this amount of money they've got, like, they're actually doing just fine. As soon as I finish this, I'm going to start, I'm going to re-up them with eight for each. And then, yeah, yeah, we get that. There we go. good and now we got it we got to start selling and giving out free samples too order delivery app you can order 320 ingredients i didn't know that okay let's talk to this dumb bitch lucy yes you need a free sample hit it 61% that's a 100% 100% guys why isn't it working like uh i feel like uh i feel like this is broken is broken guys the traits that wait actually no no somebody else said so something that made more sense

uh i think they're racist yeah um i think basically it's uh they don't want to uh they don't want to buy for me because of my skin color and and they're racially profiling me i i think that's what i'm not sure right i'm just guessing why are you giving a woman viagra how do you know she's a woman What's wrong with you, bro? Lewis? All right, Lewis. This is you, bro. You get this right now.

Hit it, Lewis. Hit it, Lewis. And give me your business. That's right. That's fucking right. Absolutely. Okay, let's counteroffer this guy for this. And then we're going to schedule a deal.

We're going to get this right now. And then we're going to schedule this deal, too. Counteroffer again, 300. That's a pretty good amount of money. I probably shouldn't have done that, but it's okay. And then we're going to go and sell this one too. And we're going to do this. And then actually let me do this.

I'm going to sell them for 320. Okay, good. All right, now we're going to knock out all these right now. Yep. See, this is how it's done. I'm a business man. Where's the... Oh, let's go.

That's right. Okay, four. Perfect. All right, let's sell these. 33% tariff Oh fuck bro I don't even don't even get me started They're not going to be any more tariffs man

All right yeah let's get this one I'll pay a $200 delivery van I don't even know what that is Like a lot of this shit like I mean I'm basically just kind of playing the game Like I don't really have like a strategy Or anything like that I'm just kind of I'm just cooking

I'm just cooking weed and selling meth And uh you know I'm just doing what I need to do as like uh as in a uh you know uh an american okay let's wait for this get it piggy get it piggy get it piggy let's go four what do we have do i not even have enough yeah i do damn bro i'm gonna i'm gonna just come back there i'm gonna come back there because like right now they got the cops okay he was he want one one three easy I ain't to launder my money. I forgot all about that.

Shit! Give me a minute. Four, right now. All right, let me go get my money. Because, like, you guys see me making big money, right? Like, I'm actually going crazy. Oh, Kevin. Okay, well, wait, let me launder my money, then I'm going to give weed to Kevin. That's an order of operations.

Lander. Don't hit me. Okay, Kevin, we don't have to tap. Kevin and Eugene? Eugene was fine to. That's gotta be Kevin, right? That's Kevin. Kevin. That's Genghis. That's not Kevin, that's Gengis.

It says Kevin's right here, but where the fuck is... There's Kevin. Damn, what a loser, bro. This guy looks like a bitch. Get it, Kevin. Get it, Kevin. Get it. That's right. That's right. Damn, that's fucking easy. All right, Eugene. Let's get Eugene. You need better mixes to get better percentages on your samples?

Why would I need to do that? I just simply go and do it. Like, I eventually get them. I mean, like, it's not like I'm not going to get them. Sometimes it just takes a little bit, right? Where's Eugene? 61%. 61%.

Let's get this. Hit it. Hit it, Eugene. I always get it. I always get it because that's what winners do, right? That's how winners win. Got to catch them all? Yeah. Okay, actually speaking of that, let me look around.

Damn, I gotta get, oh fuck. Oh, this is big money right now. Philip. Philip. Philip. Philip. Philip. 70%. 70%. Hit it, Philip. Hit it and quit it. Let's go. That's right. That's right. You knew it.

Okay, good. And we got to get this guy. Okay, let's go talk to him. Now we got our third dealer. Brad, where's Brad? Does Brad live in the, uh, in the tent here? Brad. What up, bro? Reach friendly with owner of Brad's connections.

Okay, I gotta do that. That's fine. I'll just do it whenever I can do it. I mean, it's pretty simple. Okay, let's go down over here. Damn, I got, I gotta double up on this too. No, not this. Greg, where's this Greg, bitch?

Greg. Greg, let's go. Let's get it. 73% 85 get it Greg get it Greg get it Greg 85% you love it

that's right okay and then we gotta talk to Lucy oh we got Jeff we got Jeff and Lucy where's you at Lucy living in a box fuck it let's go sell it Jeff you think I give a fuck bro you think I actually give a fuck I don't

okay damn 76 76 Get it. That's right. Okay, let me sell. Counter offer. Schedule deal. Fuck, I have to do late night, too. For five. Okay. All right, I gotta sell this one right now.

Fucking retard. What a dumbass! Okay, so I've got three left, and this guy also wants to buy four. I can't do four. Yeah, I just don't have that much. Okay, so we make all three of these sales, and then we reset the day. Yeah. Bros. He's heads on fire?

Yeah. He opened his, uh, he actually opened up his 401K. That's how it happened. Turns out you can actually owe money. Yeah, the investments become negative. People didn't know that. Clock in the curfew bonus? What's your reaction to Blizzard reralling hardcore server?

Uh, I don't think that they should, uh, I think, hardcore stupid and everything about it's stupid. I think that re-rolling it's stupid. I think that not re-rolling it's stupid. It's a dumb premise and I don't think Blizzard should do it. Just play the game. Yeah, yeah. It's just stupid. Like I know a lot of my friends do it and, you know, I'm not trying to shit on them or anything, but like it's just not, I just think it's ridiculous. It's all. I think it's fucking ridiculous. Where is this guy? He's say he's supposed to be in the canal. Where's the fuck is he? Damn, bro, you took your time, Phillip.

Damn, what took so long? Jesus, fatty, let's go. Nope. Nope. That's so easy to me. Oh shit, somebody's lighting off fireworks. Right? Alright, this is my last sale of the day. What's up?

5,000. Easiest money in my life. Molly, what's going on? How we doing? Not so good. Okay, today, today is going to be a big production day. All we do is we do production. Is it a big dick production day?

Like, we put in, look at that. Look at that. $5,000. That's $7,000. Addy! Oh shit. Oh shit. We hit the Addy.

All right, all right, all, all, right, all. Next. Okay, first thing is we got to get these jars. Okay, let's get this. Let's get that. Save? I'll save after this. So I'm going to hook up that.

I'm feeling like maybe if I do Adderall with it too, maybe that'd be better for me. Oops, not that. And we get this. Yeah, maybe that's a better, that's a better combination, right? Because like that's more money. What do you all think? We hit the Adi and Viagra. I feel like Adderall and Viagra together, like that's a match made in hell.

And I think we go, we do that, right? So I'm gonna get this delivery, right? So we talk about deliveries and we talk about talking about um fucking oscars illegal weed seeds all right uh gas mart okay so we got addies and we're gonna we're gonna hit up we're gonna hit up for addies we're gonna hit a one uh one hundred and 20 we're gonna hit 140 adys okay and then we're gonna hit 140 viagros and that's a two thousand dollar that's a bungalow loading dick one delivery fee that's 200 dollars this is massive for me this is massive bro okay perfect and then that's gonna come okay so it shows up in just a little bit

and then we also do hang let's let's talk to hank real quick and so we need bags oh i only if i only have one delivery loading dock so i can't do it okay so i can only have one delivery at a time okay that's fine i understand now i didn't know that okay and i'm gonna just wait for that right now I'm just trying to think if there's anything else I need to do okay I do this let me go give Benji some more weed let me take this off the market actually right now what I'm I need can you tell wait you've got something I can buy make an offer okay

that bitch set me up that fucking bitch are you kidding me is this my life this rat ho? Give me a minute give me a minute we got it we're gonna kill people Peggy. We're gonna kill her, bro. How much?

Y'all said a gun was $1,500, right? We got to shoot her. You got to, you gotta, you gotta kill her? I know, I know, I know I have to. I know. I know, I don't want to, like, but I just have to, right? That's just how it is. Okay, uh, 50, 50, 50 jars. Okay. No, bro.

Okay, I gotta talk to her again. Damn. Can I talk to her again? And like, maybe that way I can, uh, Oh, actually, I was going to sell... She forced her hand? No, it's okay. I'm just gonna do me. I'm just doing me right now.

There's no reason to even think about it or worry about it at all. Okay, Benji, let's go. $1,000. That's a good amount of money. Trade some items. I'm gonna just hit him with like maybe nine of these. What about you? You want something?

No. Okay. Lucy, let's talk to Lucy again. This time we're gonna get Lucy. we've had some bad times with lucy the bad times are over right now get it lucy get it lucy you want it you know you want it she I knew she wanted it

that's it see I told you guys okay and we've got all the the connections uh let's go maybe I should go talk to rancchog talk to randy right now yeah let's go talk to randy shut up bitch let's go they can't see what jars no no I'm gonna save after

I'm gonna save whenever I get back to my house. Don't worry about it. Okay, I can't do it. Where was that? All right, let's get that. Let's get that weed to Randy right now. That's Randy, you can tell by the fedora. Well, this guy, you know what he doesn't believe in?

The Bible. That shit's fake. Uh-huh. Let's go, Randy. Let's go, Randy. Come on. Come on. You want this.

I knew it. I knew he wanted it. You could tell that he wanted it. It was obvious. Where's your warehouse operation? Uh, it's, um, it's in, it's in, transit. It's going to happen really soon. It just hasn't happened. I'm waiting on this to just reset and I'm still at 10,000 out of the 10,000 of the day. So like, you know, we're in that situation.

Okay, so we're going to get Brad and we're also going to get these other ones over to what's his name? That's the cops. That's the police. The war is insane. No, I feel like I'm doing really well. Honestly, I really do. I can't talk to him right now because he's in front of the cops. Buy the second business, you can launder 6K every day. Let's do it. Let's do it. How much is it? I'm waiting on my delivery.

Do you clear 6K? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I'm going to just hold off on this. Yeah, this should be good. All right, let's get that delivery. Let's go. Oh, let me put this away soon. So right now, I'm about to start literally printing money.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch, watch, watch. Watch me print money. This is a big money situation. Let's go. Save. Thank you.

As smart. Maybe I don't have enough space. Maybe I need more space. Maybe I need more space. Easy. Easy. So easy. Too easy.

Okay. Let's get it. Now, now, boys, here it is. This is all me right now. I'm an industry. Actually, tonight we hire a Packer. Tonight, tonight we hire a Packer. We go all the way because I need to turn this industry into an...

That's right, that's right. We go all the way in. We hire that guy? Yep, yep, that's right. Times tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You smoke your own supply? No, I don't do drugs.

Jokes are for losers. What am I doing? Why did I come here? Shelf. How many shelves don't want? Five. It's a big shelf situation. Let's go.

Wait until you get the barn. When I get the barn, that's probably whenever we're going to start doing meth. That's right. I know you guys are excited about the meth. There it is. Yep. Perfect. This is for, um, I know it might not make sense looking at it.

Uh, gingivitis. What did I put in this shit? Oh, fuck. I didn't do this. I put Addie in it? Okay. All right, let's get that Viagra in then. No, never mind, man. What, what do you say? Oh, bro, like, I shouldn't have done that. I should have made sure to sell it to him.

Okay, let's get this. Okay, what are we at? We had seven, so we got to hire a new slave. Use mouthwash and Red Bull? No. Sounds disgusting. I don't want that. You think we really want the crackheads that want that? Absolutely not. We can't have that. I'm thinking right now we get these mixed up, and then I want to at least see what it's going to look like. and then

honestly bro like let you fuck this let's go right now and just think about getting our money out of the laundromat and by the time that I get my money

out of the laundromat I'm going to be ready to fucking what was I going to do buy a packer that's what I was going to do money gets to your bank account no no I got it

I got it don't worry about the post office soon should I buy the Post office right now. Actually, only a little around. No, actually, give me one more day by post office. Because I might not have the money for it and I want to make sure the packer and everything is like good. We gotta make sure we get money in there. Wander, big money. Does it get automatically deposited into my account?

Or do I have to wait? Yeah, it does. Okay, all right, good. Okay, we got them. All right, let's get this cock sucker in here. Cock. Fuck. Okay, so we're thinking about, we got a cleaner, we got a handler. So we're thinking about a handler. We're thinking about a big, big dick on a handler. I want to hire employee. I want a handler.

Where do you want to keep him in the bungal? Sweatshot. That was a sweatshop. I'm not going to worry about that, but put him bungle. That's a $1,000 signing for you. Okay, good. Handle Peggy? What do you mean Peggy?

What are y'all talking about with Peggy? Y'all stressing me out. Kill her? Oh, I'm not ready to kill Peggy yet. Yeah, I want to kill her, but I'm just not ready to yet. That's all. She set you up earlier? Yeah, I really should have been ready and waiting for that.

Okay, now let's go ahead and let's knock this out. So we're going to set this bed right now. Let me go ahead and clipboard. Clipboard. And let's go ahead and use this. Select an object. Okay, this is my object right here. Handler, a bed.

Okay, let's get the bed. This is your bed. Okay, assigned stations. Okay, let's assign the stations. Oh, does she not mix? Will they not mix? Only a chemist mixes. Should I just hire a chemist too?

I feel like I should, right? Like, honestly, I feel like we are in a ball-out situation. And like if I need it, like, I feel like that's what I just need to do. And like if I let, uh, if, if, if I'm trying to like save money, sometimes you have to spend money to save money. And so like what I'm going to do right now, I'm going to hire a chemist right now. Because I thought I needed chemist only for meth. Okay, let's get it. I want to hire an employee.

I want to hire a chemist. I want a bungalow. $700, $300. That's fine. Deal. Got it. It's a tariff simulator? Honestly, it was.

Like, you see that signing fee? That's some Donald Trump shit. $1,700 just for somebody to work for me. I wonder how much slaves would be now if we still had slavery. What do y'all think? How much y'all think a slave would be? A bed? That's a good point.

10K, like 150K? I feel like 10K for a slave would be pretty good, right? 150K is a bit much. Okay, so I've got to go and... And I feel like right now, I'm asleep. Let me just sleep right now. $14,000. We're hustling.

Right there. Bro. We can sell semen. Oh, my God. I've been looking forward to this. Oh, my God. Thank you. I've really wanted to sell semen for,

buy semen for a while. So let me go back right now. Okay, so step one right now. Step one right now. Step one right now. Buy a bed. 14,000, let's go. Yeah, that's a lot of money.

Like, today is the day. that I spread my wings and I become a drug-dealing butterfly. Yeah. Hopefully they add Tim Walls in the game, so we have a poison. Yeah, we have a person to sell the horse come too.

I know. Let me go. I'm sliding. Who? Baldi. Just another baldy. Don't worry about it. Okay.

Where should I put this? I can put it like right here, maybe. Yeah, I'm going to put it right here. It should be fine. Okay. Uh, oh no, no. I didn't realize how annoying that would be. Yeah, I mean, this is just like, I mean, it is what it is, right?

I mean, he's going to sleep in the middle of the kitchen. Okay, manage the chemist. Okay, bed. All right, let's get your bed. You're just sleep right here. Assign stations. That's a one. That's a two.

Okay, good. Perfect. Manage mixing station. Threshold. Destination. So how do I get them to make? Tens, show out. Okay.

Destination, other mixing station? Yeah. Okay, I'm thinking about what I do here. Okay. Hand order to stock mixer? Well, how do I? Routes? Right.

Two. Okay. Oh, wait. From here to here. From here? to here. Here. Wait a minute.

From here. Sorry, I'm trying to like, I'm trying to get understanding of this. From here to here. And from here to here. Okay, so this is how it should work, right? Like, I feel like this is the way it works. Okay, let's do. it a thousand let's get it i'm just do 1200 that way it's easy okay um you need one item per

shelf okay sorry i i just i really just don't understand how a lot of this works okay i'm gonna just put this in there okay so he does this damn this shit's complicated what the fuck okay um i guess let me do this i'm gonna do this myself right now i'm gonna go give this to some of my guys Pay them? I did. Okay. Oh, she nabbed it. Okay, and then she's gonna put it right there, right? Wow. Wow. That's right. Okay, good.

Molly's dealing? Okay, of course. Let me go talk to Molly. Give him some more stuff. And how do I get... There he is. Okay, trade items. I'm just going to give them all that right now. You're a natural third dealer? No, I haven't... I'm not ready for the third dealer yet. Yeah, I'm not ready. Now, I feel like right now what I really should do, how much is my next house?

How much is my next house? 25K. I think that we think about making $25,000. Because I don't really understand how this works right now. Like I'm trying to understand like how all this is supposed to fit together. Handler. Let me go ahead and get her to take this to This? Okay, there you go. Alright, I feel like that should be enough, right? Yeah, because I forgot about getting the weed in there too. Uh, tell the packer to send weed. The packer to send the weed?

What do you mean? He just did? Yeah, no, it should be fine. I just hope this makes the right one. And jars? Fuck, this is... Yeah, like setting... you know what's crazy? The fact that this AI works. Like, because I have...

feel like in so many games like you have like these issues with AI and it's insane how fucking annoying it is to get it to work so like what i'm thinking that we do right now is that i just start selling myself like i package this stuff and i sell it myself right now and like purple balls where wait what happened to all my oh there it is okay there okay so now now now it should work mixing stations destination to packs news table yeah it's just like the problem is like it's hard to conceptualize all this whenever you have such a small space to work in that's kind of the problem that i got going on here and so like i'm trying to just think because it's like claustrophobic as fuck destroy the kitchen yeah yeah okay um need the barn yeah yeah let's think about making money and getting this

barn. So right now, I'm going to go talk to Benji and try to get the money from him. And like, let's just, let's just try to get. I think right now we try to get that $25,000. We hit up that $25,000. We buy the barn. And that's it. Like, that's it. Like, that's the end of it. It's over at this point. What's it? Does it tell me, like, what the day is? Okay. Um, the apartment. No, it's okay. I got to go over here. See how we're doing. Okay, Launder. Okay, good. I gotta go talk to Benji. I forgot about Benji.

You'll need the van to move stuff? Yeah, I probably will. Is that Benji? Yeah, it's Benji. Okay, he should have a lot of money for me, honestly. Where's my money, Benji? $7,000. Okay, he is stacked. He's still stacked. Yeah, this is no problem.

I'd work for days, yeah. And I think also right now, like, we're going to get some bags, and I'm going to hit the streets. I'm going to start selling myself. And so which one do we need? I feel like we need these, and then I need to put these in here, right? Like, actually, I literally don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Okay, let's get that right there. There we go, good. Yeah, it's just really complicated because of how, like, fucking messy everything is. It's so fucking messy. I'm gonna put that in there too The handler still has more room for stations to be assigned No it doesn't

Because there's no other stations Like I don't have these aren't stations Like yeah He can do packing Well then why isn't it doing packing? I think I need two handlers That's the problem I think that's really where we're at

I need two handlers Okay let's get these Let's get it Got it Wait why was that only why was that only seven he took him oh that was stressing me out

I thought he stole my I thought he stole my stuff that was really that I don't know why he did that they're stealing no no it's okay we're gonna get this done right now this should be enough

and we're about to we're about to start selling and getting big money I just gotta wait Molly's from the CIA yeah true I probably should just take this money right now myself. I'm gonna just take this money. Uh, yeah, I'm not gonna have them work right now.

Cause like, I feel like I should just do this all myself right now and then save the money. And that way I can speed run getting the 25,000. Like, that's what I do. I, I do 25,000. Because it's just like, putting all this shit in the same place is fucking annoying, bro. Like, it's so annoying. And so, like, I'm just, I'm not, I'm not trying to live that life. Because once I, once I get the barn, It's gonna change my life See that? Easy Barn is huge

That's what I would hope Get those jars in here Uh get this out of here I get this out of here too Okay they're gonna fuck around and do this as much as they want It's a life-changing situation I know I know it is I know it is

Another 4,000 Yes Safe Game safe I just look at it it saves. Okay, now what am I thinking? I'm thinking ATM machine. What's the ATM machine? I'm thinking selling weed. Okay. Damn, this shit's not even better. It's not even better. Okay, that's fine. What's up, bro? I'm gonna just do, I'm gonna just go go with a deal on him. And that way,

uh, we, uh, we, we get a good relationship with him. Because we need to start having a good relationship with these people. Price your weed up higher. No, I can always, uh, I can always, plus it it's fine. Munch out plants for packer a mixture grower? No no no all I need to do right now guys listen all I need to do right now is just simply uh I just need to simply make money and like that's it now I could gamble and try to make my money back with gambling but like right now I think that honestly I'm so close I don't want to risk it like I think that'd be fine for me to do like another time but like right now like I'm just so close I'm so close I'm there basically, right? Okay, good.

Does this get added together at like a big chunk, by the way? Is it like a plus 2,000? Because I'm not seeing this like six go up at all, right? Okay, it does. Okay, so that's going to be 50. That's going to be, okay, yeah, yeah. All right, so where's this ATM? Oh!

Okay, good. Let's go talk to her. Where's she got? It resets every week? Yeah, I know. Like, as soon as I see. hit that like I'm good. That's it.

Three. Easy enough. Bro is stressing out about a drug dealing video game. I'm not stressing out. I'm just thinking, I'm thinking out loud. So people said I might have to re-log in order to make this thing work. Okay. Louass.

Let's talk to Louas. Get it. Meg's a snitch. No, it's okay. Hopefully we can make this money, too. That's not my house. This is my house. Okay

We need 10,000 more dollars Literally all I need to do Is I get the $10,000 I'm gonna go back I'm gonna restart And I'm gonna see if I can reset this fucking This hourly thing Or this weekly thing

And then we're gonna go And everything else is gonna work Just sleep seven days It doesn't let you do that Save I know I will Give me a minute Okay so we got five and three Let me get this

This guy. That's a bit much. Peter. This guy's a retard. He'll buy anything. See? I told you. He's a return. Okay. Um, go collect the dealer earnings. Yeah, I know. I'm going to reset though. Okay. Okay. I'm going to save real quick. Go quick. One, two, three, three, four, five. So, quit. And now we're going to restart. One second. Three, two, here we go. Another one. I literally, I started today at 25,000, 29,000. I'm literally going to double my money in one day. That's how many money I am. That's a lot of money. That's big money.

Winners win? That's right. Where's this cock sucker? Let's go, Doris. I gotta wait. Actually, you know what? Let me give this purple shit. Because, like, we already sold everything, right? Yeah, we got everybody.

Everybody's already on board. So, like, let me go get that to Molly in a minute. Ready when you are. Yeah, you goddamn right, you are. There you go, bitch. There you go, bitch. Knock, knock. Trade some items.

I'm going to take this out. I'm going to put this out. I'm a upsell. I'm an upsell. Upsell God. Literal upsell God. Literal up. Damn it.

Fine. What time? Damn. Greg is pissed. Okay. Let's get it. This way I got that money back. We got three fives.

You know what three fives is? 35. Let's go over here. Make a second grow house. I might, I might get to it. Want you chill out? Damn, bro, I am printing money.

Oh my God. I am fucking rich. This is insane. I'm out of control. They can't stop me. Wait a second. Counteroffer. Four?

Do what? Forward away. Four? How much do I have right now? Just a minute. Okay, so we got four, four, five. Okay, we need one more. Hit it.

Okay. We sold all of our inventory except for one. What? Oh, it's on the other side. Maybe it's down in here. Damn, you want to be all the way in here? Okay. So I just, let me check the ATM again. Still, still. This should be my last day though. I just, uh, I can't sell anymore. I gotta make more. Cause like, I feel like right now, whenever I have like these two shops that are all fucked up, I need to be thinking about like, how can I put myself in a position where, let me actually see where the fuck this is.

It's over here. Okay, let's go here first. I need to put myself in a position by the post office. I don't think it's worth it right now. I think that right now we just wait for the weekly reset. Like maybe I'm crazy, but that's what I think I should do. Yeah, I feel like that's what we do, right? How do you guys feel about that?

Gives you 20% more, you sell with 20m? No, no, I know that. I know that. I'm not trying to play this shit on hard mode right now. Got it. Damn, these hose is needy. We got to go make another, we got to go make some more of these.

right now. How much money? Uh, it's only, it's only three. Damn, it's only three. Okay. Give me a minute. Okay, uh, let me go back and see what we got going on here. Okay, we got that. That's the, that's the good shit right there. And we got Addie, maybe. About this. I forgot which one of this. Yeah, yeah, this is it. Okay. And I'm gonna get the jars too. Actually, let's get some some more jars. I really need some of your stuff. Okay, make an offer. Okay, place product here. I don't know what the fuck that was, but I'd just do it. I mean, it's literally like, I mean, if people want to buy in my house, that's good. That makes it easy. Okay, let's do it. Actually, it's the wrong one. Let's do this. Easy. Easier. Too easy. It's a trap house? Yeah, yeah,

exactly. Okay, and we got this. Well, over here. Damn, when is this shit gonna be over? Okay, we got it. All right. I feel like we're gonna do, we're gonna do two of these, and then we're gonna put the rest in bags. I feel like having the dog barking, by the way, is like actually like the strongest, like, fucking aesthetic that you can have. Like, that was, that's such a good idea. Okay, I'll put this away. I didn't realize I had a bunch more. I had no idea about that. Damn, bitch, calm the fuck down. You're pushing me up here?

I can't. Yo, like, get out of the way. What do I do? Um, I'm stuck. I should do that whenever the cops go after me. Yeah, I feel like I should just do that then. Okay, where's the jars that they had? Whatever happened to this shit?

Okay, let's make this happen. Counter offer. 400. You got it. Okay. Counter offer. Big Dick Randy. Let's go.

Big Dick Randy. Let's do this. How am I so good? Jesus. I should be a drug dealer. I should quit streaming. I should just quit. I'm just being serious, that's all.

I'm just telling the truth. Trying to be honest with myself. Easy. No. The cops are trying to arrest me. We got another one right here. This is only two. Cheap-ass bitch.

Cheap bitch. Next. This next day I should be able to make I should be able to do my thing too Okay, do you see? One more. There it is see how I just walk away like that that's how it's done. Okay, let's double check Let's check the uh let's check the laundromat see how we're doing on that Okay, now we're gonna go asleep. Nope, nope, wait a second, wait a second What do you have now? What do you have? That'd be very good.

Drying rat Damn So we could get that too That'd be a good idea Who's this bitch I want to buy some shit? Yeah I'm gonna just

I'm gonna just knock this out right now Dream queef? Yeah yeah that's what it's called We gotta wait one minute for this I'm just gonna wait inside here This shit needs to reset bro Like it's gotta reset I need it to reset

It has to reset Like I need this right now Like please reset Save? Can I save in here? No, it doesn't want me. Oh wait, who's this guy? I'm looking for some weaponry. Ranged? Revolver. That's pretty damn good. That's really, really fucking good. Get it? Not yet. Not yet. Why would I do that? Does it not have a skateboard? I am the skateboard. Why would I need that shit?

Come on, bro, like let's go, let's go! You can kill cops and customers? Why don't want to kill my customers? I guess you kill them if they start getting annoying right nope gotta go this one that's my money printer right there you guys hear it guess what my money printed it gets what my money printer is printing it's printing money believe that yep we gotta go talk to this guy whoever he is let's go what you got going on five easy all right now now we go back to the house Let's gamble. Just the way it is. It's just the way it is, guys.

I mean, really, I mean, like, I don't, as I tell you guys, I don't gamble, I invest. Other people gamble, I invest. I never lose gambles. That's why I don't gamble is because it's not interesting. A lot of people like gambling because of the uncertainty. For me, there isn't any uncertainty. I know I'm going to win.

So it just doesn't really seem like there's much of a point. Kind of kills the whole idea of it. I'll go turn this on. Let's go. Where is it? Please tell me today's today. Please tell me it's today. It's got to be today.

Okay, all right, I got to take a break. I got to take a break. We're gonna, tomorrow, I'm gonna keep playing. Tomorrow I'm gonna keep farming. We're gonna go hard as fuck. Fon says what they are this? No, it's okay. Yeah, we go in here.

I just want to check because I was gonna buy it and then take a break, but that's okay. Let's take a break right now. Benj inventory full of weed. You don't sell anymore? No, that's not how it works. They sell no matter what. You can finish Kazan? Eventually, I've still don't know when. Can you get off this early? What do you mean early? Like it's fucking, it's almost an APM. I mean about early on that shit?

Kevin, what's this John? Kevin? So you can up me up? Oh, this guy. Damn. Yeah. Self-intertaining? Yeah, yeah, no. This is, uh, this game's really fun. Like, as I said, I've been playing this game on. Like, I did. I didn't, so I'm gonna tell you all the truth, right? I actually don't even know how well my YouTube videos do.

I have no idea. And so, like, I checked like the other day, because I was surprised, like, because I was like, oh, a new PEO patch and a new fucking, what was it called, Monster Inter patch. And everybody was spamming. They wanted me to play this game. And I was like, damn, like, do y'all really like it that much?

And I checked on YouTube, and it was like, wow, a lot of people watched this playthrough. And so, like, we'll probably get into some more of it tomorrow and doing some work, right? And that's it. Yeah, no, I hope you guys had fun. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I hope you guys enjoyed the show.

Had a good time, you know, got into it. I like this game also. Yeah, no, this is a good game. I think it's a great game. And we're going to keep playing tomorrow, and it's going to be awesome. And so that's going to be the plan. So thank you all, gentlemen. I really appreciate it.

I'll be back on tomorrow, and I'll see you then. So until next time, boys. Peace. See you.