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Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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A game came out while I was on vacation, and this game appears to, in fact, be peak. I haven't played it. I wanted to give you guys a couple of days head start to know that it's going to happen. And gentlemen, I believe it is in fact happening. This game has reviewed better than almost any other game, you know, that's ever come out. It's been massively well received. All right, well, let's go ahead and try it out. Let's see what it's like, guys. Here we go.

So shit's all kind of fucked up. People really like the soundtrack for this game, too. Yeah. Would we do it before they wither and die? Damn. The flower? Or Sophie? Oh.

Oh. Oh. Hey, you said it, not me. The others are waiting for you. You're supposed to be helping with the festival. With what? Putting up three tables? Don't manage.

Damn. You underestimate Lumiere's enthusiasm for the expedition. That's at least five tables. Oh. Marvelous. Have you tried throwing with your other arm instead? The robot arm. If he could hit the painters directly, that would actually be useful.

You know, hobbies don't always have to be useful. I'm enjoying the uselessness of today and readying my usefulness for tomorrow. European mentality. And soon, I'll get to do a lot more than throw rocks. Got all the other expedition said to. Hey, hey, hey, you know, you know they gave their lives to lay the trail for us, right? Yeah, I know. We're trying to stop that bitch.

You still got a flower to give? No? Yes. Yes. Just, I'm not sure how to stop. After four years apart, what do I say to her on the day of her commage? You're asking me? I don't know.

Sun's about set, so be direct. Hey, so, been a while. Could we? Oh. Luminere? What that was this? Oh. Wait, bro, is this me?

Oh shit, it's me. I'm playing the game now. A flower for Sophie. Take it? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna... I don't know where to put my camera, by the way. I'm gonna put up here, I guess, for now. Take it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take it. Damn. Can you jump? Can I... Okay, I can't. I just obviously first thing I try and do in any game is kill myself. Damn.

Yeah, you can easily see that this was inspired by. Final Fantasy yeah okay all right let's go I'll accompany you there oh damn this bitch is fast oh yeah been ready I'm just want to look around for a minute Jesus okay here's a bit too big let me see if I can move it let's put up here it should be fine okay all right let's do it I set up these grapple shortcuts Nice huh E, okay

Don't tell your sister though I sort of borrowed the hooks from the Expedition Academy Damn Wish I had them when I was Come on good stuff, speed up a bit So it's teaching how to move around the shit Already gamaged by the time you've arrived She'll have already gamaged

Is this what I think it's gonna be? Because the game's exhibition 33 And it says 34 She looks so much younger than you Yep Thanks. She's popular. I'm sure she already has a necklace full of flowers.

Oh. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What? You look tense. Uh-oh. Yeah.

I, uh... Yeah. I know what you need. A little jewel. Oh shit. Combat prep. No. Come on, it'll loosen you up.

You can't go and see Sophie all somber and tense. Damn. Okay. And... He's sad. If you win, I'll give you something you can use with your Lumina converter. Alright, let's see it. Alright, you're on. Now we get to learn how the combat works.

Yes. You wish to go through the battle tutorial during your duel? Uh, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Okay, uh, during your turn, your character can attack, aim, use a skill, use item skills, use AP, bringing a base attack or a parry. Okay, attack points, and that's the, the, the,

a blue, I think. Time line, okay, this is the attack rotation. Okay, that's fine. Try attacking to gain one AP. Okay, select target. Nice. You can defend during the attack. Okay, it's E to parry.

Dodge, cue to dodge, okay. Easy enough. Skills, okay, so these are like my special attacks. All right. And Gustav charged with two skills. Luminear assault and overcharge. He can use attacks and skills to charge up as an overcharge meter and unleash a devastating blow with overcharge skill. Luminear assault to game charges, okay.

And skills effects. Okay, perfect timing. Okay, got it. Nice. Perry, eat a Perry. Okay, that was easy. Oh, you can do a counterattack. Damn, so now I get to do the big dick attack.

Okay, overcharge. Big dick damage. Or those who come off down. Damn! Well, he got fucked up. Alright. Now, don't you feel better? I beat a girl.

Yeah, that's right. Alright, now. Let's go find Sophie. Okay, let's go. I saw her near the red and white tree. Yeah. Oh, the plaza is lively. Why people like you?

To celebrate the gommage is still a mystery to me, but oh well. I'm assuming the gommage is whenever that number changes. That's why I bet. It would make sense. Yeah. The red and white tree. I've always found it beautiful. I don't really understand.

Oh. You and Sophie broke up so long ago. But clearly you never got over her. Hey, he's just like me. I don't wait until today to say something. Damn. It's a bit late, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, kind of true.

Sophie's down there. Yeah, I know. I... Good luck. I'll be here for you if things don't go as planned. Oh. Thanks. Alright, let's go talk to her.

What are the bitch at? Ooh. That's a nice area. Oh, here it is. The last few days meant everything. Can we talk? Gustav, I love you all. That's for your, uh, if there's room.

There's always room. I miss you. I miss you. You don't need to... Okay. You go. You, um, you know how I feel? I wish things had been.

You know, I often think another path, you know, and another future. Still can't finish your sentences, can you? Ooh. Yep, that hasn't changed. I never faulted you for wanting to believe. Believe what? You're fighting to change things. I understand just in a different world, right?

We'll break the cycle, so she can't steal anyone else's future. Stubborn people change the world. And you are the most stubborn person I know. The graphics on this are really fucking good, man. Yeah, usually like, unrobed. real, like the way that like the characters look is kind of like uncanny. This is good. Oh, so now I have to be her.

Crest T to change characters during exploration. This doesn't affect battles. Okay. Okay, got it. So many flowers left. There's not a people to wear them anymore. Oh shit. Oh, hi, Sophie. So Gustav really did come, huh? Damn.

Yeah. He did. I knew he would. Has everybody left? Has everybody already left? Yeah. Everybody's heading to the harbor. I'm assuming this is the death ceremony, am I right?

Looks like you still have a lot of flowers left. Well, there are less and less people to buy them. I just wish you didn't have to wear one. Ooh. I should finish cleaning up here and join everyone at the harbor. See you. See you. Let's go over this one.

I can't imagine what you're going through. I'm fine. Uh? I'm fine. I've lived 33 good years. Look around. We've had our whole lives to prepare. Place kind of looks fucked up to me.

Oh, shit. I'm not fine. You will be. Damn. 33's old as fuck? Thanks, man. I really appreciate that. Oh shit, this is it. Ban that guy?

Yeah, true. People have got it. on the way here in the way the harbor. Reuniting one last time. Damn. Let me see where the, I think it's probably this way, right? Yeah, this looks really fucking nice, man.

Oh, what the hell? What are the stupid little kid? My gestural costume is the best. Gestral? What the fuck is that? Hey, madame. Do you think the gestuals really exist? Uh, of course they do. Of course they do. That's what I think, too.

The others laugh, but I know they're real. One day, I will meet one, even if it means joining an expedition. Oh, you don't want to do that. I raise a gestural army and we'll crush the painter's. Damn. And me and my little brother will live with the gesturals and they'll be our new family. How nice. We're tired of the orphanage.

If the legends are true, they really like to fight. Oh. That's why I'm training every day by beating up my little brother. That's... Yeah. You would make a great... Great. What a nice guy. What a good kid.

I don't know what a gestural is, but I guess we'll find out. Is this it? They're trying to recruit for future expeditions. The number of people volunteering is going down every year. Yeah, I bet. Why does Menon keep saying death comes to us all? Because it happened, because that's true. You haven't heard that before?

Unofficial expedition, Otto. Oh, that's bad. You never heard Lucy and say it either. It's one of his favorites. Uh-huh. I think he prefers. We're already dead. You're just catching up.

Yeah, I heard that one recently. I don't know. Kind of nice in a way. Having a deadline forces you to prioritize. It's a bit freeing as we get closer to the end. Jesus. You can really find the silver lining in everything, can you? No, it's just...

don't always work out the way we want no he's getting upset you know use what we can leave what we cut oh hmm this is dark yeah so this is a bit dark you know a little bit who's this bitch hi gustav you're back oh did you want to pick out a different flower no no the one you suggested earlier yeah no right i want another one oh i'm glad these garlands are our last farewell i want them to feel special. Damn. I have a garland saved for you too. But it's not a farewell, Garland.

It will be a welcome home, garland. Surely. Good luck, my friend. Thanks, awfully. Damn. Make sure you find, uh, what's this here? She cute? Yeah, she alright. Okay, I got friend zone? Wait, did I get friends on?

No, I didn't. Lune's playing. You two would make a cute couple. Oh shit. Luna. Hmm. Who the fuck is Luna? She's not wearing shoes.

Oh, is she the... Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I know who she is. Yep, okay. Let's go back. We'll go this way. We gotta go all the way down. Sometimes I feel sorry for her.

Damn, why. Who? The... The painteress? Look at her. She looks sad. Maybe she's a prisoner too. Stuck in the same cycle with us.

Silly, huh? Only you could choose empathy at a moment like this. Damn. It's one of the few choices I can make. I couldn't do it. It's okay. You don't have to. Okay. Here it comes.

Alright. You missed a sex scene? Go to the right for a sex scene. optional fight. This? Mr. Top Hat. This lady truly is exquisite. Oh. Not quite. I am only in love with her art. My inspiration has been quite lacking recent.

Damn, bro. You got the French flag on there. Nobody buys paintings anymore. Just because she is called the painter's doesn't mean painting is evil. Yeah. Your canvas seems quite empty. I need inspiration. But you, I can see you're in love.

With this fine gentleman, I suppose. Uh-oh. We broke up. Damn. That is of no consequence in the matters of love. Yeah, true. But it is this passion I so fiercely desire in my painting. I know.

How about showing me a dance of love and sorrow? Okay. I am also the official. painter of the opera. Will you help me? If you inspire me, you may become the main painting of Lumiere's opera. Uh, sure. Yeah, let's do it. Fantastic. You may start. Here, gorgeous lady, take this paintbrush and show me your rough. Alright, let's do it. Okay, I guess.

That's what I say. Come on, dodge your ladies' beautiful moves. That was splendid. One more time. Sublime one last time. Okay. Alright. Now do I, do I... Wait, that was it?

That was splendid. I was so enthralled that I completed the painting in an instant. Wow, that was easy. It's nice. To know something of us will remain in the world after today. Oh shit. Thank you. It is I who should thank you.

It was a moving dance. I will propose it for the new opera painting we have to do this year. I feel it wasn't that impressive, but... Okay. Love will always be impressive. Damn. Also take this as a gesture of appreciation. I see your not boyfriend is an expeditioner.

Ooh, I got a special reward. Recote can be concerned to reallocate. Oh, oh, it's a respec. Nice, okay. Let's go this way. Yeah, that's good. That's really good. Okay. What the fuck is this?

What in the hell is shit? A weird mime is standing here. Uh, hello? Uh, hello? The mime reacts. It attacks. Gustav, help. What the fuck? Wait, what?

the, wait, what the fuck? Okay. I gotta get more use to this, all right? All right, let's use the skill again. Oh, I don't have the attacks. Okay, all right, uh, F attack. Okay. Okay, all right. All right, I'm starting to understand this. Let's leave it alone, Gustav, it's dangerous. Let's not. Let's, let's beat the fuck out of it. I'm gonna do it. So it's E for Perry. Okay, so logically I should attack to break the shield, right? Okay. Um, that's close enough.

All right, we're doing decent. All right, skills. Uh, let's do Q for this. Three, I ain't doing shit. Okay. Silence is satisfactory for its character using skills, okay? And so now I have just do a basic attack. All right.

Okay. All right, we're starting to understand this. We're getting a little bit better. I think I can get them this time. Hello? I got to understand what this timing is. Okay. It's hard for me to do, uh...

That's right. Look at all those ones. You guys see that? Okay. This timing actually is pretty tight. All right. Okay. Do it again.

Am I overcharged? Yeah, I am. Okay, all right, now we're going to big dick attack them. All right, let's go. of those who come after. Yep. Nice. He's stunned. Okay, good. Skills? I can't. Damn. Bro, he's getting dicked. He's getting dicked. Wait, I can just kill him with this. That's right. That's right. Get out of my life.

That was close. The worst close almost died was one hit from dying. Thanks, Gustav. Yes. Did someone build this? There's something on its body. Yes, that's called loot. A music record gonna be a music camp.

Gustav destroyed the weird mine. Good. Hey yo, fuck that bitch ass. Fuck that bitch ass. Damn, this show looks nice. Holy fuck. W? Yeah. Wow.

The painters will waken soon. And the gommage will start. Do you want to head to the harbor? Yee. And so it begins. Oh. Gustav, Gustav. What?

Here. Sophie asked us to bring you your coat. We sewed up the sleeve, so you don't have to keep rolling it up. You guys know how to sew? Sophie helped us. Turns out it's not that hard. Uh-oh. You should have done this ages ago.

Damn. You did this. Gentleman, that was supposed to be between us, yeah? Damn. I wanted to do something for you. Honestly, like, bro, he got that on. Thanks guys. Like that jacket, the shirt.

This is great. Thank you. Maybe I should dress like that. I'm just kidding. It's too much worse. Yeah, of course not. Yeah. Way too much work. What?

You got the drip? I know that. He does. You mean a lot to them. I can tell. Yeah, they mean a lot to me too. Legacy can take many forms, right? Yeah.

You told me that. Why? I wanted to see you wearing it. Oh, you like uniforms now. Oh shit. That's the name of the game. yours too. You got that shit on, yeah.

It really makes this. That's one hell of a fucking intro, I'll tell you that. God damn. People that don't know, the way it works is like the year, uh, like anybody who's over that age just gets, you know, Thanos snapped. And it goes down every year. Yeah, that's the, that's what's happening. Did they explain it?

Not really. You can't hide from us, you know? Like I said, morning's best done with friends. friends. Oh. It is. Grieving alone's the worst. Sonte, Leshami.

Sonte. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I could use a drink. Five tables this year. You see that? Told you we'd beat the 34s. Even Myel showed up and she hates these things. Wanna go take a look?

Maybe later. I'll catch up. I'm okay. I'm okay. You go. Yeah, time for a refill anyway. There's an excess of wine again. Thank you, sister, for her generosity. Oh, and try to enjoy yourself. Don't drink alone, you weirdo.

Yeah, right. This game's Unreal? Uh, yeah, it's actually Unreal 5. I should check on my own. She's probably alone, as usual. Yeah, instead of the beginning of the game. Let's at least check on my own and my predecessor. What's this? Hey, Gustav. Check out the new Pictos I made. What's that bullshit?

Looks a bit rough. Sure it works. I've been working on this for months. It's my personal masterpiece. What is this like a lava lamp? Your personal masterpiece seems little... Unauthor books? Uh-huh.

It's dead useful. Trust me. Come on. Give it a world. Sure. Why not? Well, I gotta do something? I'll trade it for one token. Oh shit, I gotta do something again.

Current number of tokens. Call it morbid... I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy it. Call it morbid curiosity. Yeah, your token. You won't regret it. Probably, okay.

Yep, I did it. Is unusable? Yeah, no, there's, there's a reason for it. I, I, who's, who's baldy here? Wait. He's not even 34 and he's already bald? Ah, geez. Jesus, that's bad.

You want a rematch, don't you? It's my last chance, isn't it? Uh-oh. After tomorrow, you'll be the undisputed expert on expedition history. That's tomorrow. What about today? Who am I to deny you? Who am I to deny you? Fire away.

Okay. How many years ago was the fracture? You're kidding. This is your question. Yes. When did our world break apart and our luminous city get thrown into the middle of the ocean? Hmm? When was the fracture? Um... If it's 33, logically it would be 67 years ago because it went 100 years.

67 years ago. Brilliant. I can see. You are the undisputed expert on Lumiaran history. Curtis. What are you talking about? Every child knows this. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking obvious guys, come on.

Yeah. Alright, fine. Another one there. You tell me they've been fucking around for almost 60-70 years? They saw it, figured it out? Which was the first expedition to depart for the continent? Expedition 99, I bet. Expedition 99.

Are you even trying? It's barely a trick question. One more time. Which was the first? Expedition 100. Are you even... Expedition zero. Okay. Expedition zero.

Correct. That's still not. The left in year 100. That's what I thought. Lumier will be long gone before the monolith hit zero. Uh-huh. All right, last one. Get it right and maybe I'll give you a token.

Ooh, I get it, I get a ticket. What is Illumina? Luminor. This one seems like the right one, isn't it? Abilities you internalize by using a pictos in battle after enough times. Well done. Okay, all right.

Not really, I mean, I created the Lumina converter, so. Ooh, this is a smart guy. I hereby officially end our feud. With your departure, Lumiere loses a brilliant light. Damn. And a good friend, you big softly. Ooh. All right, all right, here's a token.

You spend it on something. A token, reusable at the festival to get prizes. Oh, this is the girl. I can't believe you're working right now. Hmm, Tristan dragged me here. Is that the final spot? It's amazingly triangulated expedition Zero's landing site. Oh.

Theoretically, I extrapolated from the archives, but 67 years ago. So much a landscape has changed. Uh-oh. I trust your calculations. Thanks. It's a good strategy. So she's coming with us, I'm like 99% sure.

9% sure. ...with any survivors and they made it to the monoliths. Nice. Wait, so the best, the last, the first one was the best one? Assuming the records are correct. Calculations are correct. They left clear markers. Oh.

Oh. Oh. You need a drop. Go away, Gustav. Ooh. Okay. Um, damn. I just finished calibrating the lumina converter.

We can launch test runs as a sort of. Good. Hey, does Lune seem preoccupied to you? Well, it's Lune. Hmm. This feels different. Uh-oh. I haven't noticed anything, but you know her better.

Have you talked to her? No, she doesn't like people prying. I've known her since we were six. She hates personal questions. Based. Ah, right, you were both apprentice to her parents. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Let's just say they... Damn. Hmm. I can imagine. I guess we go this way. We've got to find that mail girl. Oh, we got to talk to these kids. Nice, what I get.

What I get? The Bible? For your field notes. So when you come back, you can tell us everything. Oh shit. They'll definitely want that for the museum. The complete record of the expedition that destroyed the painters. Damn.

Oh, and if you find journals for you, from the other expeditions, make sure you save them for us. So I gotta collect all those? That's 67 collectibles. I shall faithfully record all our adventures, every strange and wondrous thing. Okay. And Leverance.

I can do that. And in return, do you solemnly promise to take care of the shield dome while I'm gone? The shield, though. I'm entrusting you with the safety of Lumiladier. I promise, promise. Andrea? I'll use everything you taught us, Monsieur G.

I should check on my own. She's probably alone. Oh, okay. Where's the girl? Oh, she's down there. Yeah, the visuals for this are nuts. God damn. I knew I find you. Having second thoughts about the expedition.

Please, more ready to go than you are. Damn. Oh, she got the armor set on everything. Yeah, I know. Look, I know we've been over this, but as your guardian, I need to say this one more time. So he's like her dad or something? The rest of us only have a year left, but you've got nine good years before your commons. Oh shit. You don't need to leave you. It's a lot to risk.

One year out there is better than nine years and here. Yeah. So she's risking. Mm-hmm. If anyone should stay, it's you. You're friends and family who want you here. So do you? No, I don't.

Emma thinks of you as family. Lumi is not my home. Not the way it is for you. Besides, this way I can keep an eye on you for Emma. Right. Because she needs eyes everywhere. Shush. You're lucky you have a sister who cares. Doubally lucky. Since now I have two. What a nice guy.

All right. Enough chit-chat. Come on, old man. Let's have a jewel. Fuck. I got to have a jewel. fight again oh man you're pretty much the oldest man in Louie Ann now damn come on this time I'm not messing around oh shit you wish to have a rematch with male all right let's do it I'm gonna get my ass beat okay okay okay oh right because I didn't parry I can't do anything all right damn I got to get this right better than you're

jeweling bro she's talking shit now huh I mean she probably should be honestly damn damn dodge bro let me figure it out now don't get too confident who's this Emma's here your sister's going to be look at oh he his sister his sister looks lot like his girlfriend that's interesting Yeah, I should go talk to her. Don't get too drunk tonight, okay? Mm-hmm. My darling sister has arrived.

She'll kill me if I don't say goodbye. Alright, let's go. Dodging is easier than Perry? It's okay. I just get better at the game by playing it more. I'm not worried about it. I got a special token, so I'm gonna talk to this guy. Uh, I don't know if I want to talk to her. Let's talk to this one.

Hello there, Gustav. Yes. Perhaps one of these artifacts may prove useful to your mission. Yes. Colette, you've been holding out on us. Mm-hmm. What are these? Relics from before the fracture, passed down through the generations. The council deemed them trinkets, but I think otherwise.

Okay. Well, which one are we gonna buy? I may not be able to join the expedition, but I'd still like to help. One token is all I ask. Okay. I have one token. I'm curious, here's a token. Yes, I'm curious.

Here's a token. All right. Take good care of it. Godspeed. All right, an old key for an old door. Oh, that's probably going to be really useful. That's good. Oh, it's another hot girl.

We're going to talk to her. These or yours? Damn. Bitchin alcohol. I'm going to lecture me on drinking. I wouldn't dare. Just calculating how much it will hurt to catch up. Uh-huh.

You can start now. Here, let's have a toast. Oh. To Sophie. Who was always unapologetically, Sophie. To Sov. Seriously, though, this is gonna hurt tomorrow. Mm-hmm.

Tomorrow comes. But it ain't here yet. What? Sober's better than deathly hung over. No, not for that. Uh-oh. Ah. Go have some drinks.

Fuck that, bro. I ain't drinking shit. Let's talk to her. The chief counselor honors us with her presence. Yes. What? Still mad I'm going? This is the definition of a false quest. My brother's not usually a fool. How's it a fool's quest?

He's gonna die next year anyway. Who cares? You can get three tokens to a rematch? That might take me an hour. I want to move on with the game. Why, it- rematch mail and beat her ass? I've heard you say otherwise. Yeah, it'd probably take forever.

Rematch or you pay later? Is it worth rematching her or not? You and I both know the political complexities that necessitate the expedition. It's vital for morale, but it's a bloodless guillotine is what it is. You should put that in your speech. Very motivating. They might just find a guillotine for you too. Damn.

There are so many things you can contribute to here in Lumiere. Here in Lumiere, that'll have a real impact. M, you're doing great work, really. Getting things ready for the last generation. You've got it well in hand here. Let me do my part, out there, and win us a chance to live. We're never going to see each other again. Damn, bitch, chill out.

He's gonna die next year anyway. Who cares? You're so busy anyway. I barely see you. Just take care of my owl, okay? Can't believe you're letting it go with you. Me, you're her guardian too, you stop her. Uh-oh. We're her guardians, not her jailers. Yeah.

She really wants off this island. Don't you have a speech to give? You mean the one you so kindly wrote for me? Oh shit. Just suggestions. I thought it might help you understand. Mm-hmm. He's just strong, independent woman.

True. Understand. I just... Anyway. Yeah. Time for my speech. Proceed to him of speech. Yep.

All right, let's do it. Expeditioners, the sword of Lumiere. We honor your dedication. We do not take for granted. But you dedicate your final year of life to keeping hope alive for all of Lumiere. Some of you are leaving to change the world. Others to discover the secrets of our universe.

Some to protect loved ones. Others to find me. others to find meaning in our all too short lives as you sail into the unknown know that Lumiere stands with you when you battle the painters know that Lumier fights with you let the stones of her monolith crumble oh shit what a body lie at the end of the world unable to paint another death the stars no longer be hidden by her oppressive silhouette. Let the world once again watch the sunrise without the shadow of her cursed figure.

May the wind of renewal take you to the ends of the earth. Tomorrow comes. That's kind of a bad ass ship. Thanks to you, Expedition 33. Man, man. All right. Great move, yeah. This is good, man.

But now what? We've arrived. That's supposed to be Gustav when he's older? How did you survive the gomage? Which expedition are you from? Damn. Holy shit. Shouldn't have called the guy old.

He's not following. What do we do now? Regroup at the rally point. The indigo tree. Uh-oh. Oh, he's dead. What the fuck? Was this Eldon Ring?

Yeah. He's back. X-13-year turn. Yeah. God damn, they got cooked. Now what? So everybody's dead. That was a fun game.

That was pretty good. Game of the area, I can see that. He survived. Uh-oh. Get up, bitch. Where's everybody else? Maybe they should just sent more people over, you know? Like, maybe it's not a good idea of, like, a ship of, like, five guys a year.

Seems like kind of a mistake. Like logically, right? That's a nice place. Oh shit, it's me in the game! The Spring Meadows. Gonna go in the water. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Chroma.

Alright. Can I go talk to the tree? Hello? I can't attack. Alright. Let me move this way. How much exploration can you do in this game? Let me see.

Okay, so, kind of like Black Myth Wukong. A little bit, but not a whole lot. At least not in this first area. Okay. Expedition status, briefly check. Okay. So expedition status shows current health, okay. So I'm at one health.

Okay, so that's bad, right? because like okay yeah yeah that was that was in fact bad okay was this say expedition basics okay i got that all right that's fine all right press shift to run got it oh what's this what's you want bitch what the fuck you want bitch ass oh oh shit oh shit so we are ready about this all right let's go okay uh let's do it free aim shots are a good way to hit flying enemies as well as the enemy's white plane okay try to aim okay uh shooting plus one attack points okay i mean i would say the weak point is the blue one gotcha bitch you like that huh how about that oh i see i get it now i get it okay so i shouldn't have shot the second attack

It's fine. Mistakes happen. All right. Okay. So, and now I can use this skill. Gotcha bitch. I still gotta get used to those parries. Got them. I got two chroma catalysts. Gotcha bitch. Can you use the upgrade weapons to level three? Okay, that sounds pretty good. So, and that's this thing. I can't loot the weapon, obviously. Okay, let's keep going. What's this? Eidie's grapple. Where's it? Oh, it's up there, I see.

Just trying to look around, getting an idea what's going on. Yeah, this game looks really nice. Damn. Look at area. What's this weird blue shit? No, it doesn't tell me. It's a mystery.

Nobody knows. Gameplay seems smooth. Yeah, it's very responsive. Like, the game plays well. I gotta break the wall. Here she raid. Thank you very. much the raid. Hi, hi, hello guys. We're playing a good game. Thank you for the raid.

Oh shit. Oh shit, bro. They got... This is everybody else? Well, why didn't their bodies decay? Oh, they got turned into stone. Oh shit. This might be the first boss. You tell me they They couldn't beat that first guy. Damn, what a bunch of losers. That's called natural selection. That's what happens. I mean, to be fair, I did mess. Oh, why's it red?

Ooh. Ooh! Is it alive? Oh, damn. That's that girl. Yeah. Wait, what? You're gonna die anyway.

Don't worry about it. You do that. We both die. Hey, fucking hell. Wake up, Gustav. The others. I know. We're the only ones left.

You don't get to die. Damn. What they get killed by? It's just a matter of time before we... Shut up. We're already dead. Look around. Look.

Look. This is not a foregone conclusion. When one falls, we continue. Get up. We need to find a safer place. There are Nevrons around. Lucien, I couldn't... This is not the place.

Uh-oh. What the fuck is this fat bitch doing? It's about time we test it in real conditions. Oh shit. We got ourselves the first boss. Probably. I mean, it looks like kind of a loss. It's pretty big. Alright.

Well, uh, logically, I think I probably should aim and shoot this, right? Damn! 500? D. Bro, he got dicked! Gosh the bitch! Okay, so what does she do? Lunay skills generate elemental status.

There are skills also consumed, stames to enhance their effects. So it's elements. Okay, I'm not really sure exactly how all this works. So let's go ahead and just try it out. Okay, starting skills are Icelands and Emolation. Okay. Let's do W. Got to B.

Oh, 100 damage. The porter is weak to ice. Took 50% damage. Oh, bro. Pointero attacks the expedition. Okay. That's kind of bad, right? Harry? Okay.

Okay. All right, so I can't do, I can't do an attack. So I'm going to just do a base attack. Nice. And then I'm going to hit her again. She has one ice stain and one light stain. emulation will consume use emulation to burn you

watch wait what shouldn't I use the other one because he's already taking damage from oh okay whatever that's fine is a status fact being in a repose turn possibly effective okay so we that's right that's right easiest game on my life

we did it kestav that's right you got fucked up See if your invention lives up to its reputation, shall we? Oh, do I have to suck his soul? Do it. Yes. It really works. We're not dead yet.

Come on. There might be other survivors at the Indigo tree. It's take me a little bit of time to get used to the parries, but it's all right. We're going to figure it out. It's not a big deal. Uh, pictos equipped to increase character stats. Higher pictos grant better stats. They also provide passive effects.

called Lumina. New Pictos. Gain one AP on a perfect dodge once per turn. Okay. Each character can learn luminas associated with each picto. Let me equip to Pecto menu, try with their effects. Okay, I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I guess now I have this, which is nice. Okay. Tab. Is it tap? Okay. journal inventory show inventory so these are my weapons these are my pictos dodger okay so from this menu picdoes is possible to see three picktos a bit of time possible sort those to picktoes to be silent options wanting four battles with pictos equipped it'll be mastered each picto has a unique passive effect called lumina after mastering the picto will have the possible okay

Oh, I see. So you have to level them up and you can use them as passive buffs. Okay, got it. So how does this work? So I click on this and then, okay, I put it in there. All right, got it. And, okay, that should be easy. And so does each one need to go to here? Okay, so each one can only be equipped by each character one individually.

All right, cool. And so for these, okay, good. And these are my different characters as well. And change the weapon, the character is equipped. The character is equipped. pick those by clipping any of these slots shouldn't get just clip slots okay wardrobe as well i can i can make a word different clothes nice nice okay we're just gonna use the basic set okay and let's move forward how do i change characters i'm not trying to play as a girl t yeah bro we're not trying to play as a

girl guys like what the fuck course not Okay, um, this is a nice place. Damn. But she flies? What? Well, she doesn't. Why isn't she wearing shoes? Wait, don't answer that. Sprint? Oh, geez.

Expedition flag, uh, Percivita heel, recharge your items, run new skills. Okay. All right. So this is a bonfire. Uh, let's rest. And let's upgrade my... attributes and I have three points available. So vitality might attack power and defense and critical rate.

Let's do health, one might, one agility. I think we go with all three, right? Agility is agility stack speed? Yeah, I get it, right? It's the amount of turns I get. Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So we're just going to do this. Okay, so that's good

I can also upgrade her, right? Okay, so for her, okay, um I could just make her all damage Like, what do you all think? We just go all in on damage Yeah, I'm feeling like big dick Right, because like she's doing those spells and shit Like she's a mage, mages aren't supposed to tank things anyway What about learn skills? What's, oh fuck?

Okay, Uh, let's do what we got here, emulation. Can I have to choose between learning stats or learning skills? Or are these two separate attribute things? No, you don't? Okay, good. I was going to say that that would have been annoying. All right.

So I don't have any points right now, so it doesn't really matter. Okay. So, yeah, she's a healer too. If she's a healer, I probably should build her more into health. But we'll find that out later on. Alright, let's go. It's a learning experience It's acting at me at first. Okay, no bitch Oh shit, they got two of them? What's up bitch? Oh

What's going on? What's wrong? Ooh, that's right. Okay, so for skills Uh, I think we're gonna do a W we gonna we gonna hit them with a W I That's right That of my light We got two more items right there. There it is. Lansorum. What the hell is that? Lansorum. Uh, tab for inventory again.

Uh, Lansarum. Well, if I look at this, this is a bigger number. Novarum. Lansarum. Well, I mean, if you look at this number and you compare it to the previous number, this number would be larger than the previous number, which means that it's better. I mean, it's pretty fucking simple, isn't it? Okay, um, let's go up here. What's this? So how do I get up there? Just by spamming Spacebar, okay. You can use that.

I don't know if I'm supposed to do this or not. Oh, I thought that was a bad guy. What the fuck? Interesting. Oh, that's big dick. That's big dick. You see that? I feel like it shouldn't really matter.

I don't know if spells can crit not who's this who's this loser what do you want that's right they can okay let's pop them off that's right right okay uh skills uh I feel like I should probably still use ice lance though yeah I think I still use it that's the one I don't understand I thought he was doing another one okay all right so uh let me use I wonder how much damage this does. That's okay. Let the ink flow.

Okay, so these do stack. I wonder if this will kill them not. Yeah, it does. Nice. Time to QTE. Yeah, I just don't understand it yet. I'll figure it out. I'm gonna get up there real quick. Let me just get up there.

I gotta get up there real quick. Let me just go ahead and... Is that a house? I gotta get up there a little bit. Looks abandoned. You're too soon on QTE. Yeah, I just don't know you. I mean, it's going to take me time to learn, right?

I mean, that's the way a game is, right? Let's go inside here. That's a house? That's a nice house. Ooh, a purple, a purple. Chromebow. The indigo tree is not too far from here. If anyone else made it, they'll regroup there.

Okay. Yeah. See if there's anything special over here. What the hell is this place? I want to be able to level up my weapons pretty soon, too. are, huh? Yeah, the continent. The indigo tree's over there.

Am I supposed to go down here or over there? I'm going to assume I have to go this way. I'm gonna go here. I knew it, I knew it. That's a purple. Well that will help. Energy tent shard. What is that?

Nobody knows. It's hope you- Oh, that was the place I was just at. Can I destroy this? I can. Oh. Wow, wow. Wow.

Okay. Oh, there it is. Oh, that's a big boy. Okay, let me rest. Rest resets the mobs too, right? Okay, now I'm level two. I'm gonna do... I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just go average with him, right?

Like, I'm not sure really which one to go with you. And then with her, we're gonna go all the way and the damage. Yeah, big dick damage with her. Look at weapons scaling. Uh, it's okay. She'll get a different weapon anyway. Doesn't matter. Luck is damage too. It doesn't seem like it's damage. Yeah, I don't know, not yet. I mean, maybe it could be. I just do it. Why not? It also makes her faster, so let's do that. And then learn skills. Okay, so skill points available. Are these for all characters, are just for, is this like a global skill point or a character-specific skill point? Each character, okay.

Those are little lightning damage, one hit, applies Mark. What is Mark? Does it tell me what Mark is? It applies powerful. Thunderfall lightning damage. That's pretty good. Two random enemies. Critical hits trigger an additional hit.

Oh, well, then I should do that. to all enemies for one hit. I feel like Thunderfall is the big dick one, right? Like, that's the big dick one. Let's go with that. Okay. And recovery, recovers health and status effects.

I'm going to give this him powerful, right? That way he can buff her if we need to do a big AOE thing, right? That seems like the smart option. I don't know if I'm supposed to go this way or the other way, but like we're going to try and go this one. Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh. Special item. Oh, it's only one of them.

Oh, he about to get his dickhole smashed. What's up, bitch? Okay, and so what if I do powerful to one to three allies? I'm going to see what happens if I do this. Let me help. Nice. Okay. Skills.

Girl, she about to delete this bitch. Watch this. Get out of my life! Okay? What's in the box? Chromo. Can't jump off the edge? No, it doesn't want me.

Okay. Alright. That was nice. Go about over here. Grapple? What? What? What?

Oh shit. Oh shit. What's this? Why y'all talking shit? fucking shit. Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Oh no, it's not another one, is it? What's up, dude? Let's beat his ass. Let's do it. I'm ready. Okay. Um, I don't know really what I should do. I mean, I guess we're gonna do, I guess we'll do this, then skills. Immolation. Big dick. Okay.

to do. Gotcha bitch. Okay. Mistakes happen. All right, let's do another emulation. Skills. Let's hit him with the W. Damn, bro. He doesn't want to... Damn. He's just not taking any damage. It's okay. Can't win them all. Okay. Um, I don't really what I should do. I'm a him of another w. Damn, he didn't do, he didn't take shit for that. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. This, you can use that. Let me see if I have any items. I feel like, um, as pairing? No, it's okay. You have items to revive? If I can't beat this monster this early on, I'm just garbage. I need to learn how to play the game better.

Like, this is practice. Why would I use my revive items right now? Like, it's, yeah, I mean, that's how the game is. works. You just get better and play it better until you can beat it. It's easy. Okay. I don't know if this thing has a weak spot or not. I bet it doesn't. Um, let's go ahead to just do this. Skills, intimidation. Got them. Nice. Oh! Oh! Oh! Not looking good, boys. It's looking real bad. Only Gustav can break with W? Yeah, well that's kind of a bad thing if, uh, if Gustav is dying, right? You saw his breakability? Uh, I don't know how the breakability works. Everyone can break with Perry? I mean, I have no idea. I'm gonna just, I'm literally just gonna beat my head against this

because I can meet it. It should take me a few tries, but I'll eventually figure it out. Okay. Okay. I think I gotta set him on fire, right? Yeah, I can't do that. normally. Okay, I have to get it right this time. All right, let's get it. Let's get it. Jesus. I'm garbage. Okay. All right, let's keep going. We gotta keep going. I can do the overcharge attack. Christ. Okay. It's brutal. I'm getting smashed. There's a big part of me. I think that, like, I probably should try to change my, uh, my key binds, honestly. Honestly, I, it's actually, it's not true i just needs to get better timing gamepad frame generation uh i don't know if that's really that's really what's holding me down controller is way better is it really i can maybe try it

like i i just i hate playing the game straight up like i hate playing game for controller like i i actually detest it yeah i hate it a storm is coming feel the burn bottom okay let's see if i can get this right okay Not so bad, right? Could be worse. Uh, I guess we'll do W. Okay. Then we'll do this again.

And I guess the threes are, uh, critical attacks. Okay. And, uh, I don't know really what I should do here. I'm gonna just attack through a basic attack. Oh. Oh! Not good. Okay.

I'm ready. Jesus. Revive? Okay. Yellow part timing on the skills. I don't know how that works. Harry's are really tight. Try dodge first.

Okay. Yeah, maybe I should do that. Maybe I should try dodging. Okay. Let's see if we can get it this time. Is that wall, bro? Okay. I don't get it.

Yeah, I don't understand. Okay. Okay. All right, I'm going to try and dodge this time, okay? Get ready. All right. That's so bad. I think that that is definitely.

easier. Okay. Nice. Okay. Jesus. Okay. And let me do my skills and then, oh, I don't have enough points. Fuck. I have to parry. Gotcha, bitch. Okay. Now we overcharge. For those who come off. Gotcha. Jesus Christ. Okay. Use items, guys. I, I, Do you remember how I like, uh, like whenever I play games, I want to make sure that I understand the mechanics like really well. And so like at the beginning whenever I play, like I know it might seem really tedious to watch me play a game at the beginning. But like this is part of my learning process.

And if I can't go through this learning process, I don't understand games. Like the way that I learn everything is by learning what to do wrong. That's the way that my brain works. Like it's like I have like inverse warning. That makes sense. Okay. All right. Let us stay.

Nice. Okay. Uh, let's just do this. Nice. Okay, now he's maxed out. Got him. All right. Uh, let's do, um, let's do Thunderfall.

I want to see what happens. Oh, I think I saw it now. I think I get it. For those who come after. Get ready. Gotcha bitch. We gotta play it safe. Okay.

I'm still not understanding it. Oh! Oh! A storm is coming. Okay. Uh, so let me try and use the item and just see how this works. Okay, heal the target, revive an ally. The expedition's not over.

Okay, so I can pair... Alright, so I have to parry everything in order for it to actually do the thing. Okay. I'm getting it starting to get it We're starting to get it boys. Let's go. I'll do it Okay, but parrying I feel like I kind of need to though That's the thing. Oh, he's almost there. This should take him out. Yep, yep. Yeah, let me get him with this. This should take him in the stagger. It didn't Oh, I tried to parry. All right, uh, I'm gonna do another emulation on him again, I guess. I guess. I'm gonna do another emulation on him again, I guess. I guess. I'm gonna do another emulation on him again, I guess.

Actually, no, let me do a basic attack. Okay, this should take them out. For those you come after. Gotcha, bitch. All right. Now we kill him. Okay? Jesus.

Jesus. All right. Okay. Oh. Oh. I'm starting to learn it now. Only press spacebar on yellow. I don't understand.

I don't learn things the way other people do. I got to learn them by doing them wrong. I'm sorry, I'm starting to get it though. Like you guys remember this like anytime I get like once I learn a game though like that's it it's over But it takes me some time to get to that point. Alright, let's see what we can do here. Got him. Danger

flow. For those who come off that. Big dick. Big dick. Get him out of here. Oh! Goma is flowing. Gotcha bitch.

Nice. Feel the burn. Yes! Can't win them all! You don't get to die yet. That's right! Big dick. For those who come off. There it is.

Now we got it. Baguette! Baguette! What the hell is a baguette? Baguette? A new out... Wait, I did all that for an outfit? The fuck? Okay. Great.

Well now I've got a much better idea how the game works. Try it. Alright, all right. I'll try it. Alright, all right, all right, I'll try it. Why not? Uh, let me see, is it tab, right? Uh, inventory, maybe, uh, tents. No?

Uh, stop. How do I do? Wardrobe. Bagget. Bro. Bro. Bro. Absolutely not.

Absolutely fucking not, man. No. That's the dumbest shit I ever seen in my life. shirt too wait wait wait wait what this is absolutely not wait no no I didn't mean that bro I look like a loser okay just give me a minute alright so what's it gonna do okay uh wardrobe I think we should go with this one I think this one looks cool yeah that's way cooler I got that fit on yeah bro I got that shit on all right yeah I didn't know I never saw that little

line going around uh to the yellow thing i i never even saw that so now that i i understand that it makes it way easier okay now we can actually play the game again imagine that we can use we got chromebo too line gameplay i just don't see things i don't know what you want me to say um okay so let's put uh we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna continue just like kind of making him on like an all-rounder and because i just don't know what i want to do with him yet and then with her we're going to give her all look and then for skills what are you going to do with skills i don't know what mark does what does mark do damage buff okay i wonder if i should even really use that i guess i can use that whenever i'm trying to empower lunais uh weakness attacks

that's probably the best option for it and what about this I think I'm gonna save my point. I'm gonna use this wildfire thing instead. He'll? Oh, did I not heal? We'd be good. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch?

What's wrong? Oh. Let us stain them. Ice. Oh! Oh! Oh! Not looking good for me.

All right. So bad. Interesting. Isn't she dead? I thought she's dead. Okay. An advantage. Can be consumed to give an extra illumina point to another character?

Okay. Use the camp to upgrade weapons. She's, oh, they're one HP, okay. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh. Oh. Well, we're dead.

Let's do it. Looking good. No, it's not. Okay. Dodge. Bro, there's like no even, there's like no team. even there's like no tell just read i didn't read okay let's try and do it again all right close one bro yeah let's try that again i should heal after this oh i hit the wrong button

oh oh i didn't mean to do that okay so i have to shoot them i didn't read that Expedition's not over all right Nice Okay, so now what? Deal now? No, no, I can't Ooh, what's over here? Oh shit Hold Q? Okay

That's my S-disclask, okay Let me kill this cop-sucker So am I. Okay, so if he's red Chromatic Lanselier Who's this bitch? Damn! Wait, he's got a lot of help.

Oh, what the fuck? Let me help. All right. Let us stain them. Nice. Get out of here, bitch. I'll do it. Chroma is flowing.

Okay. Nice. Oh. Oh. Okay. I'll give it a couple of tries. I want to give it a couple of tries. This one looks dangerous.

The way attacks are insane. Yeah, that's fine. Let me help. Nice. Okay, no mistakes. Alright, that's a mistake. I'm ready. Jesus. Jesus, this shit is no joke.

She was not ready? No, she was not. This one looks dangerous. I'm trying to this. Jesus, man, this is nuts. Ice, chatter. Nice. I just don't understand. I don't understand how I don't get it.

It tells you? Well, I don't understand. This one looks dangerous. It's too early? Okay, so now it didn't work. Okay, it's fine. I'm already fucked anyway, right? So bad.

It's flowing. Nice, all right. Now we do not fuck this up, okay? Ready to obey. I don't know why she gets it every time, but the other one doesn't. Mark him before you shoot the eye. That's smart.

I should have done that. That's a good idea. Okay. Uh, let me W.M. again. I'll do it. So the dodges are way easier to do. She's really lucky that way? No, I don't think that's the way it works.

I'm pretty sure it's not. One looks dangerous. A perfect dodge is a parry. Oh, you know what? That actually kind of makes sense. Okay. R? What's R?

Okay. Mark is a sad effect, okay. I'm just gonna dodge. I don't understand. Too early? Okay. Yeah, this doesn't make sense to me yet. Jesus.

Jesus. Perry time is 130 MS. It's okay. All right. It's dangerous. So I think it works. Like, I'm not sure if it is or not. So if I skip turn,

okay, so that doesn't give me like a half turn. Okay, I wasn't sure. She can shoot two? Oh, right, of course. I didn't even think of that. Okay. Okay. I'm outta here.

Take him down. Alright. Nice. Ugh. Jesus. Use the revive? I can't. I already used it. It's dangerous. Yeah, I don't have the revive yet. Or I already used it before. Okay.

Take him down. Nice. Great too. Nice. Seel the burn. Jesus Christ, it's fast. I hit the wrong button. Let's do it.

Damn. Just parry when you imagine it hitting you? Yeah, I know. You revive at the flag? Yeah, I know. But if I go to the flag, then the mobs respond. It's dangerous. Just parry?

I know. I know. I mean, ultimately, the only thing that's the boy hold me back is, fact that I'm fucking up these dodges. Uh, I guess we'll do a ton of these, and then we'll do a little bit of this. Ready to evade. Ooh, he's half. Get ready. Getting a little bit better.

Okay. Let us stain them. Lune, watch out. I didn't trust myself on that one. Okay, um, uh, I don't have any skill points, so I gotta go and attack again. Nice. Be confident on that one. Alright, and now we big dick him.

Now we big dick him. Alright, let's do it. For those who come after. Yeah! Alright! Fucking got him. 50% increased base damage. Oh, that's pretty good.

Alright, what's the item he was guarding? Augmented attack, base attack damage. Oh, okay. An advantage. Um... I think if it's gonna go to anybody, but he should go to him, right? I mean, I feel like...

Yeah, let me see. Gustav, put this on here. Yeah, I feel like that's a smart thing to do. So when it says right here, like, for example, it says like critical burn, this is a buff for just him, right? So it's not like she gains this advantage as well, right? Weapon?

What about the weapon? What about it? Luminous? I don't understand what that means. I am confused. See? Let's see. What does C do? Under wardrobe? Oh. I can't do it. It doesn't let me do anything. See? Go to pickdos. I feel like... I feel like crit damage is better.

I think we should go with that, right? Look at Luna? Okay. Did I do it? It's active now? You did it? Okay, okay. It's a passive? Okay, I didn't... I thought I had to quip it. Alright, let's keep going. Ooh! Blue trees. Something's disrupting the Chrome. Like New World. Be careful.

What's this? Let me go over here first. Oh, oh, what's this? Interesting. Chromo. Alright. You can equip passive separately? I understand that now. I wasn't sure originally.

Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, that's a big cock sucker over there. Do I have a flag here? I do not. I thought I was going to get one. All right, let's just beat him. Easy.

So easy. It's actually so easy. We just beat him. What's up, bitch? Oh shit, there's this many of them? Isn't that the... Aren't these the flying ones? Okay.

That's a good amount of damage. Okay, I need more points for Thunderfall. I think if I ice lance this guy, he'll kill him. Oh, almost. Alright, let's do it. Get out of my life. Can't win them all, right boys? Uh, let's go ahead and do... I guess we'll do an attack on this guy right now.

Just kill him. And then... Oh shit, I can't do anything else. Alright, uh, let's see. Uh, skills, I guess we hamillate him. Get out of here, bitch. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Got him.

Nice. Got his bitch ass. There's a lot of damage I took, though. What's this? You can use that. Oh, Chromo. Where the hell do I need to go now? Back to the cliff?

Which one? There's multiple cliffs. I'll figure it out. It's no big deal. Hello, Mr. Ball? There's nobody home. Oh, I didn't even see. Oh.

Is that there before? I didn't see that. Probably Expedition 69. The climbers expedition. Let us thank them for that. Oh shit. Oh shit. That looks like a boss.

Something's wrong with it. Why isn't it attacking us? Performance anxiety. It's certainly attacked them. An expedition journal. Eighty-one. Damn. That was a while ago, huh?

From the ones who came before. I lay the trail for the ones who come after. Expedition 81, René. Huge discovery. This is the first Nevron with whom we've been able to communicate. It seems stuck in this cave. Gregor is, as usual, deeply suspicious. But this could change our entire understanding of Nevrons and the Patriots.

Oh, now she did. They communicated with a Nevron. Is that a bad guy? The dead here don't just. disappear like in Mumia. Their chroma stays inside their bodies. On the beach, some did disappear. He wasn't in Never one. Something about the way never one's kills seems to affect our chroma.

Perhaps your friend here can enlighten us. That's our boy. It really does speak. What do you mean, light? Did you kill these people? I would never plunge others into darkness. I was painted to bring light. Painted. How the fuck do they know what he's saying? By the painters?

Yes, she painted me. Help me find light. If we bring it light, perhaps we can learn more. I'm not sure that's a good idea. I just want to get my health back. I'm trying. Okay, so if I talk to him, Mr. Sistice is to sit in your darkness awaiting your light?

What kind of light? A pure light. Bring forth a flame, the lights the way forward. forward. Is she a mistress? She marked the path in us all walk, but here I sit in darkness without light. I cannot follow her. Well, why would we want him to follow the person that's causing us all this trouble? Yeah, I feel like that's kind of a mistake. Oh, so I get these back every time. Okay, cool. So, uh, now we're going to go ahead and we're going to put our points into big dick damage. And we're going to put our points for her into agility. I'm feeling like we go for a little bit of agility, right?

Okay, good. And then learn skills. Doesn't she have two points? Yes, she does. So we're going to do wildfire. And that also does all damage. So we're going to get that as well. I need to use that thunder shit again, too.

I haven't done that yet. He only has one point, and there's nothing else I really want to buy with this. I'm just going to hold on to this for now. Wildfire's big good. I thought so too, right? Oh Oh

Oh Oh Flas Survivors Oh shit We got to get over there quick We can use that

Pick Donos To burn on the free aim shot Okay So now What we're going to do We're going to put this inventory And Pick Donos

Burning shots And we're going to take He's usually the one That starts this So we're going to start with him and then we're going to put this onto her. Critical burn. Okay, perfect. Oh, who's that ugly bitch?

We don't want to look at him. What a loot. Another Pictonos, three AP on killing an enemy. Okay, well, I'm going to give that to her too. Inventory. Dead energy. Okay. Nice.

This is actually really good for me. I wonder if you can take fall damage in this game. Let's find out. No. What? Uh. I have one point left. I might as well.

I guess actually let's do an attack. Okay. Skills. Now we big dick wildfire and everybody. Watch this. Watch this. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Get out of my life.

Light turn on. What's the way better? I hit the wrong button. In metaphor, it was Spacebar. As you can see. Um, I guess we can just... We just big dick them, right? Nice.

That's really good. This will be used it. Additional lumena point to a character. I'm not sure of whether I want to use those or not yet, so I haven't really gone for it. What happens when I hit this? Nothing. Okay.

It's worth a try, right? What's up, bitch? Oh, oh, we got three of them. One. What? Oh, he's burned now too. That's really good. Uh, I'm gonna hit this guy now. Get out of my life. Get out of my life. An advantage.

Okay. Just parry the flyers. Yeah, fuck them. Fuck them birds! Gonna kill this thing too. Assigned pick-dos. I just don't know if it's right time for me to do that or not. I just don't know yet. Gotcha bitch. Gotcha bitch. Uh, yeah, I guess I'm gonna

gonna do a little bit more one of these didn't dodge that did you got him we could light something with this wait does wait not yet right nice do you got there's no way right i mean there's no way it's that easy because it like you would light something he needs a light so nice logically it is? Okay, all right, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back and talk to Taco. Let's see what he says. Don't overthink it. I overthink everything. Except the things that I should overthink. I don't think about those at all. Do you bring the light? Without light, I cannot follow where she leads. This will help give resin. Okay, there we go. Gone are the days when I wandered in darkness. Soon I shall shine. Light it. Help it. Help. me shine, make me complete. A very precise shot, perhaps. Oh, I can do this.

I didn't know he put it in there. Why? Long have I awaited this light. I must join the others. Lead me, mistress. For the future, shrouded in darkness. You have to tell us more. Will please, mistress, capture light.

Wait, it went, it turned off already? My white, I only caught it. What was that about? I felt her guiding me. I could almost hear her. I must have... Oh my God! What did it mean by light?

Let's keep an eye out for other neurons like this one. Jesus. Now kill him? I don't think I should kill him. Doesn't seem like a good idea at all. Seems like a terrible idea. You're right, you're right, you're right. Okay.

All right. Let's see Okay, what was I doing? Okay, pick those maybe Luminas. Okay, so I have five. Available Lumina points. Okay.

I'm starting to understand this. Luminos, one out of five, okay. I have four. To burn with a free aim shot. I don't think that matters. Like, this burning shots, who cares about this? Like, I actually think I can min-max this, So they have all the buffs, but I'm not going to worry about it too much right now.

Oh, this is probably a boss. I'm probably going to have to worry about it. Okay. Let's do more strength. And then we're going to do her. We're going to give her more agility as well. Oh, learn skills. Let me do this too.

So he's got two points. Recovers 50% health and dispel status effects. He'll self by 20% of the target burns. I feel like I don't need to do a lot with him right now. Like, I'm just gonna be honest. I don't think I need to do a lot. Like right now, like, I think we're doing really well. And so let's just keep going with this. From fire free HP.

Yeah, but like I'm taking so much damage that I didn't really feel like that would be valuable. Rest. Oh, die not? I didn't. Thank you. And now I have two of everything, too. This is a boss. You know this is a boss. Oh. But then the meh. All right. Let's do it.

Okay. Um, The shield project them. Right? That's over. All right. Skills. All right.

Let's emulation them. Oh, what's wrong? That's right. Too slow. Okay. Let's, um, let's emulation again. Gotcha bitch. Ooh, I can't do anything.

All right. We'll just do a base attack. It's fun. Do it. See what happens. That's right. That's what happens. That's what happens.

I think feels threatened Not looking good The fuck does that mean? Okay, I'm thinking what I should do um Just attack and now we big dick them Now we big dick them right now For those who come off there Oh! All right you want to do a little bit of that let's do a little bit of that Let's do a little bit of that

What's wrong boys? Man that's right we got to set this bitch on fire here Careful. He's building up chroma. He's big mad. Oh. All right, W. All right. So, I don't know how I should heal. Because he's charging is probably a big attack, right? Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just do me. I'm gonna just do me.

Shoot first. Can I do that? Boop? Nope. Not looking good. I think I'm dead, but I'm not, I don't know. That sucks. It took that long to die, though. Okay, um, let me think. Okay, um, all right, rest. Okay, I'm thinking, okay, let's just beat it. Can I skip this? Do I have to sit through it? Yeah. Alright, let's do it. That's right. That's right. Oh! Not perfect, but it's good enough. He didn't do this before.

I'll do it. Dangerful. Okay. Oh wow. Let the ink flow. Okay, um... Ice... What is weak to ice. Ready to obey. Got him.

It's flowing. We're gonna figure this out, boys. We're gonna beat his fucking ass. Got him. Got him. All right. Yes. You're bringing them hose out.

Alright, let's do it. It's actually kind of bad. Um, it's actually really bad. Um, Hey, we, I don't have the skill points, for it that's the problem okay there we go a vast shit shit that's right that's okay now we do big damage yes Jesus I am bad okay all right you don't get to die yes what those who come off yeah we're gonna beat him we're gonna beat him here we go we're gonna beat

fucking ass. That's right. That's fucking right. Let's go. Get out of my life. Let's push forward. One is fucking dead. One more on you're fucking dead. Let's go. Why didn't it not do damage? I was nervous there for a second, man. I was worried. Cleansing tent, uh, healing tents also remove all status of X from the target. Okay, that sounds pretty good. Okay. Great. Nice. Celebrate later. There'll be others. We should We safe up in the tree. Yeah.

Yeah, you're dead, bro. You cooked. Gustav still gets HP? Oh, fuck. So he gets less experience? I wish I'd known that. Wait, there's a message on the wall. Oh, would have just dodged.

Took mile to the weird corals. Head north. Look for a door inside a hut. Man. So she's alive. This doesn't make sense. So there's two people alive. Who would have written this?

I don't know. Some guy. It sounds like an expeditioner, but everyone knows to see. sign their messages. Yeah, but they might have been in a hurry. I don't know. Doesn't sound like anyone on the team.

What if it's a trap? The man on the beach. It's a lead. Our only lead. Whoever this is knows my L. We have to go. No. Not yet.

Protocol is to regroup at the rally point and wait three days. They're shut up. This message feels off. If it was an expeditioner, they would have stayed here. Everyone knows the protocol. Right, but they may have been in danger. Maybe this location has been compromised.

Things change in the field. There's a reason. Protocol doesn't cover every contingency. You know that. There's a reason. It's protocol. We designed it to yield the optimal result in the vast majority of situations. Was our entire team dying part of that optimal result? That wasn't very good, was it? That was bad.

Look. Yeah, that was really bad. Real bad. Protocol also states Never move so much. Oh, that's right. I'll let you choose which protocol break. Damn.

Guilt trips. That's right. I still don't know why she doesn't have shoes. Can be allocated to... Okay, all I got, I got a recode. Oh, okay. And I'm assuming that this takes me back down to where I was, right?

This will be useful. gain powerful for one turn on base attack. Okay, well, I mean, logically, if I do that, then actually, let me do everything. Let me do it right now. Okay, so if I went with Gustav then, I would want to have his main attack. Then I would use his picto, and then I would use augment attack. Let's take this out, and then we're going to replace it with empowering attack. That way, both of these are combined, and then I can use the Lumineer.

And then that would give me burning shots as well. And that way I have this advantage to begin with. So, and then with her, I can use this here. And we're not using cleansing tent or burning shots. So I guess we can use that and put that there. And then for the luminos, we could use this as well. Oh, okay, okay, we have that. That's enough for now.

What's this? Oh Oh Oh Wait, wait, oh, I'm in Wait, oh, I'm in... Wait, oh So, the message said head north

To the weird corals North And a door in a hut So, like, what happens if I go over here? I have no help We are fucked We are so fucked We are omega fucked

We're super fucked! We're super fucked but that's okay okay uh we're gonna wildfire that's right big dick double dick didn't kill him fuck okay um

I'm gonna try and kill this guy damn it's so fast I can't react so can I use my heel there I don't know if I can or not it's like theoretically like so let's see what if it's a heel party I can okay the message said head north

to the weird corals and a door in a hut i think i got that right i am i'm first strike that's right how many points do i have two okay well i might as well just do this um i feel like i might just attack uh i'm just attack him 300 300 big dick i'll do it that's right not looking good get out of here bitch boat Can't we got messed that up. Let's go. Ooh, I leveled up her weapon too. That's good. So now this is like a big map area. I wonder if I can go in the water?

No, I can't. Damn. Oh, wow. Okay, let's go around maybe. I said north. This one's north. Let me kill this guy. Ooh, that's a lot of fuck boys. Ooh, that's a whole ass lot of fuck boys. Um, I'm gonna hit this guy. Not looking good. I might be fine.

That's right. That's right. 20% more. See that? That's how easy it was. This is, this one says north. What's this red area? I don't think I want to go there. Because it said go north and I want to go north. An advantage.

Okay. M? Press M. Where am I? Where am? so I'm right here. Uh... Oh, so objective. Flying waters.

Well, how the fuck is the water gonna fly? Fine, we gotta go this way. Camping. You can access camp anytime. It's been a long day. We should make camp. Nope. I'm fine. Let's keep going. We won't find my L if we're dead. What's this?

Oh. We should keep. Yep, this is that cutscene, guys, for sure. For sure. I'm sorry about earlier. The beach was not your fault. No, it was. I convinced Stalin to land there.

It's really not her for, she didn't do shit. So, uh, we can rest a bit. But, uh, the moon is bright. I want to keep moving. Have you learned nothing from the beach? No, I am not leaving my L alone a minute longer than I have to. But right now. Damn, it's just the two of us, and I don't want to bring Myel your corpse. Damn.

Damn. We have to think every step through. The man on the beach, you saw what he did. But more than that, you saw his face. Yep, it's him as an older guy. No, it's not. It looks just like him, though. He must be what? 50, 60?

Yet he survived the gommage. We don't know who we're dealing with. We lost everyone in an instant. Exactly. He killed us all so easily. He doesn't need to fake a message. Lucien... Lucien died to save me. And Tristan...

Margot, they... they all... Letting Mael die out here. I'm taking her home. No, no, no. We have a mission. Oh, fuck the mission! Fuck the mission, Lune! What are we going to do, huh? Tell me.

What are we going to do? We're going to take down the painter's, just the three of us? My gun and your spots? I didn't take you for a coward. I'm not a coward. You swore the oath. When one falls, we continue. Yes, I know.

When one falls, when one falls. Not if, when. We knew not all of us would make it, but we continue. As long as even one of us stands, our fight is not over. But I'm not afraid to fight. It's just my else. I else wore the same oath. I know that.

She chose her life. You and I... Come on, we always said the future of Lumiere is more important than any... ...any individual life, yes. Do you still believe that? Do you still believe that? Do you? I do.

Fuck the mission. Really? Damn, she's talking shit now. Sorry. They gotta go all the way over there. Okay, so this is like a... You converse your party members leave the camp top of the bonfire, okay. The main continent.

Hard to believe we're finally here. Yeah. Good night, good stuff. Okay, and then what's about this? Go to sleep. Remember the current objectives, write in a journal. Okay, what about this? Um, yeah, let's rest, because I was fucking dead. Okay, upgrade abilities, um, we're gonna do, uh, can't do shit.

And we're gonna do... do. Oh, cause he didn't level because, ah, fuck, man. We're gonna put points into luck again. Yeah, because he was dead, bro. Like, shit. I don't think we need new skills quite yet. We got like one more level until we're ready for the skills. Damn, that show looks fucking nice. God damn.

Yo, 30 people made this game. Can you all believe that? This is crazy. No defense run? I don't know how good defense is or not. I feel like defense doesn't really matter. Like, maybe I'm wrong. Like, I just don't know. It just doesn't seem like it matters, right? I'm just looking around.

Because, like, if I'm playing on expert, it's like, I pretty much have to... Yeah, like, you have to play perfectly, right? And so, like, if I'm not playing perfectly, then that's the problem. Defense is OP. That's probably not an expert mode, I'll tell you that. What's this? What should I play? Go to sleep.

So we gotta go this way. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta go this way. Flying waters. We gotta go there. Journal? I didn't know I had to read the journal. Oh, damn.

Look at this. This boatland. What the fuck? Nope. 68. Elody's expedition. You know the commanders of every expedition. Expedition 68.

Their boat was blown into the air by a storm. Lumiere lost side of it, but assume they crashed on the continent. And they survived. Storm. At least. Alright, let's keep moving. We found the weird corals. My hell must be close by.

We gotta find him. So we're underwater, but it's not the water. This area looks fucking badass. I'm always trying to figure out there's a special spot that I'm not going to. Tank cage contained rare loot and unlocked a cage. find a three locks and shoot them. What is a lock? Is that a lock?

That's a third one. Open Sesame. Chromo Elyxer. Okay. That's nice. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? Because that's like, that's my Estes flask. I feel like that's actually kind of huge.

Interesting. Wait. What are you ready? I'll just kill them. I'm going to kill them right now. Uh, let's see. So what do I do against this? guy um i guess we might just might just hit him with what it is right oh ready to evade

he fast real fast yeah damn okay hello okay let's do it um can't win them all i got a heal her oh not so good huh why do he get a bane why do you get a bonus turn He's faster? He's big fast. Okay, got it. I'm not really sure like... So I feel like a lot, do a lot of mobs have like weak points or no? I just don't know. No? Some, yeah, I just don't know. Okay, uh, I guess so let's go ahead and let's do this again. Let me help. Can't win them all. Okay. Man, I say I can't win them all. I can't even win one. This is rough.

Always revive? No, it's okay. Can I heal them without using one of my Estes flasks? Yes? Okay, how do I do that? Oh, in combat, okay. I'm gonna try to do this one more time. I should be able to beat these guys. It should be easy. Just got to get better in practice, and then we're gonna meet them.

All right. Not so bad that time, right? We can use that. Empowering attack. Ooh, that's really good. New pictos mark To apply mark on free aimed Wait that's insane

Right Yeah okay I thought so I just want to make sure Okay Where is it pictos Yeah I'm gonna use that for sure And then luminos Which ones do I need I mean I guess I can get that I might as well right

And same with this Okay she didn't even have that many That's fine Be careful I don't know what the fuck that is We're just gonna kill it Ooh, there's two of them Are these flyers?

Yeah, they are Damn, we got the ass There it is That was kind of fun I hit the wrong button Damn, that was close That was real close What?

There it is That's this time I'll heal after this Let's see, what I want to do against him I think we're just gonna do a little bit When we just do a basic auto attack That's supposed to do a lot of damage, right? Skills, and I'm an ice lancin.

Oh, it didn't do a lot of damage. I'm ready. Damn. Damn, damn, now I can get a heel. Okay, that was close. We almost got dick down there. I could get another heel real quick. An advantage.

I hit the wrong button again. Take cover. I hit the wrong button. Get ready. I make sure I didn't have that should happen. That was almost bad. What's in here? Oh shit.

Over there. A hut. Slow down. We don't know what's inside yet. Get out of here, Fatty. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. This is what we're looking for. Let's rest. All right, we're good. Upgrade my points.

Uh, let's see. Oh, we got six points available. honestly I think we got to put some points in the health for him bro like he's getting his ass beat and then for her we're gonna put some more points into damage for her

luck is for crit no that's fine and he's only got four points so you're like we're gonna get this right I want to keep going for this six hits use weapons element yeah I mean this shit's insane

like we need to use these points instead and like for this Like we gotta do this fire rage, right? Like, because then we're gonna do, like, we go all in on this. The only thing is like, that's only five, right? And like, if I have five, like, what kind of do? I'm thinking about maybe if I should go with doing single target as well. Because like fire rage, like, bottom middle, this.

I have to have to get everything like that. That's insane. Like, that's hard to do. Go up. I don't think we need heels. I think that we need to get. I think we need to get Crystal Crush. We get this and that that's gonna be, because like, then,

because like now, like right now she does AOE, right? But like, what if I have her do something besides AOE too? Like she could do one or the other? You see what I'm saying? There's a door inside. Seems empty. Let's go. Someone lives here.

Open door. Oh shit. Look who it is. This is. I am! Oh no, I'm just in here. The manor. What the fuck? What the fuck? This is, I guess, how I leave.

Can I go in through this door? Nope. Nope. What about up here? This is a nice place. No? I thought it would be the big one, you know. Wait, is that her? My head? Yes. We got her back. Well, you sure smell real enough.

No, I don't. I thought that you... On the beach I saw you and I couldn't um I'm sorry I'm so sorry I should have I should have come for you and I I Damn I mean like shit got all kinds of fucked up over there you know Did you end up here? I don't know It's all the blur

I remember everyone at the beach and I work up here Uh-oh. It's an evil balding. What? What? I'm reinforced all my pictos. What is he? I'm not sure.

He doesn't really talk. Yeah, I bet. The cromer around him, different from the nephrons. Oh no, I'm the girl. Oh shit. How did you find me? There was a message at the Indigo. Do you know who left it?

A message? Maybe. No. I don't know. He's probably down at the bottom, right? He's got to be probably down at the bottom. Let's go down there. Oh, wow.

This is a nice place. I'm gonna fuck it up. I can't. Damn. What about this one? How do this one? It doesn't let me. They don't want to let me. Alright, so what I'm not trying to go through this door.

door. Nothing. Well, maybe then I try to leave. Let's see what happens if I try to leave. Because we got her, that's good, right? I mean, like, that's real good. Well, now we got three characters. That's insane. Oh, hello? True. Again, we just trained earlier. How the fuck does she know what he's saying? All right, all right, but this time I have backup. All right, all right. But this time I have backup. Oh shit. Oh now we got three must be jumped. Okay. That's interesting. All right. Okay. Let's see. Which one do I want to do? I'm gonna just see this powerful thing. Okay, and then for her battle stands defensive stands offensive stands,

Virtua stands takes deals a lot more damage. Okay. I don't know how this works. So we'll figure it out. Okay. I don't know how this works. So we'll figure it out. Okay. Trying to learn this. Okay, well we're gonna go and do, uh, let's see. I feel like probably just do another burn on them, right? Ooh, you got him. Alright, and I think I'm just gonna do a basic attack. Five hundred. Oh, that was fast.

Offense to stand stills, the damage, six from damage, it's in a turn. My elbow will revert to stanceless until he uses a skill. Okay. I just didn't know when it would happen. Okay. On me. Uh, yeah, let's do this again. Gotcha, bitch.

Nice. Is he dead? Oh shit, it was the burn on him. Damn. That was fun, but I think we've had enough training today. Come with us if you like. That'd be nice. Have another party member.

If that's a yes, we'll see you at the camp. We're not going to see him at the camp. Creator left, perhaps he'll join you at camp. Okay. We probably got to go and heal. Oh, my shit's already back up. Okay, I'm gonna stop for now. It's late.

Well, boys, we're gonna play this tomorrow a lot. Yeah, this is really good. Like, this did not disappoint at all. I didn't know what to expect. I didn't know what to think. And, um, this is really good. and yeah I'm really happy like I'm excited to play this more it's a really good game

I don't know what I should put this in but I think I don't know what I should put this in but I think I'm gonna do yeah game of the year um I don't know if it's game of the year I've no idea I haven't played it all the way I mean I can see why people say that I'll tell you that I definitely can see why people say that um I mean like it's really really good I mean, I'm trying to figure out Deals with fire damage The one hit becomes weak to fire I feel like this is pretty good

Because I'm already using fire shit already, right? Target is burning Okay, I probably use this, yeah, let me get this right here And then Probably should get this too Okay And then for her, we gotta get six more points Yep

Oh man, it gets a lot better too Yeah, I'm assuming that We play Doom next week Yeah, well, yeah, this is a really, really good game. Yeah, it's really, really good. I can see why people are so positive about it. Like, it's one of those games, there's nothing wrong with it, right? Like, for example, like, with a lot of games, there's, like, always something wrong with it.

Like, the game's good, but, like, this game is just good. Like, there's, uh, compared to the dialogue here versus Vail Guard. I mean, I was just thinking of, like, you know, since they have, like, you know, like, Asian female protagonist, you know, like this one here. And I was, like, thinking about, like, comparing her with the character in, um, fucking Assassin's Creed Shadows. And it was like, that's a big difference. Like, not even about, like, appearance or anything like that.

Like, yeah, sure, right. She's hot. But, like, that's not the point. Yeah, it's really good. Really good game. The writing's on point. Yeah, the writing is good. Everything about it's good.

It's just a really good game, man. It's a great game. And so, yeah, I think I had a great time playing it. I've had a really good time. I'm probably going to play a lot more of it tomorrow. Yeah, are you planning to play the whole game? Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know how many days I'll play it on stream, but, like, you know, one day or another, like,

I'm going to finish this shit 100%. Like, this game's really good. Yeah, it's fun. So I'm going to go back. I'm going to play it tomorrow for sure. So it's not too long. Yeah, yeah, no doubt. But anyway, gentlemen, thank you guys all very much for watching.

I appreciate it, and I'm going to go eat some food and chill out. So, until tomorrow, which we will play more of it tomorrow. Until then, boys. Peace. See ya.