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Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, all right. Gentlemen, I've been waiting on this ship for a while. In the age of fire and ruin, when the hells of the legions of hell first stepped foot upon Argentinner, another came, an outsider. His path to their world carved in blood, for the demons could not escape his wrath. The night sentinels, desperate and broken,
Starting point is 00:00:23 saw him in him a weapon. Their gods, ever watchful, saw something more. They bestowed upon him strength beyond mortal flesh, Speed beyond thought a gift now tethered to their will Shit. Oh He did He's getting pulled apart Who's this?
Starting point is 00:01:32 Talking shit We will not leave here until the heart of Argent is found It is close This village to beat Soo summon him Oh shit Another entry point. It doesn't make sense, sir. The barrier is still holding, but our scans show that three portals were open from inside the village.
Starting point is 00:02:15 The demons couldn't get past the barrier, so their followers are letting them in. Uh-oh. Vera. The transports are much time. Get me the new bishop. Valen's armored division is still an hour away. We could try and launch the atlens. There is no time.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Bishop creed we need under oh oh fad ass yeah the village of cullen if it falls everything will be destroyed including your sent energy reserves uh-oh that's right fatty target for the village of cali damn oh shit this is one hell of an intro all right oh shit no it's me Bomb in the game. Oh fuck. Okay. Okay. All right. Um, let's see so I can shield. I can block Okay, and I don't want to use too many of those. All right. Okay
Starting point is 00:05:15 Low health. All right. That's fine. So I shouldn't take damage If you're wounded enemies will drop health orbs. Okay bottom. All right. No problem If I can jump and get up there That seems pretty easy. Shield block, hold a block frontal attacks, too many attacks will disable your shield. Okay, got it.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Okay. Can I destroy that? No. All right, let's get some health back. All right, widen, field of view? Yeah, sure. Let me do that. Where is it?
Starting point is 00:06:08 Scale, no, that's not it. Tone off motion board as well. Well, give me a minute, guys. I got to figure this all out, okay? It's on display. Um, I got to turn down the sensitivity too. Let me take this down to like one.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That should be good. The monitor icon, okay. Um, what was I doing? I forgot what I was doing. Oh, field of view. Yeah, that's right. Okay. All right, that's way better.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Okay. Yeah, this is good. All right, let's go over there. Motion bore, I haven't turned off. While using a shield block you can lock onto a target lock is active Shield charge at them. Okay, all right? Damn, oh fuck, I'm almost dead. Okay, got them. Damn Need to right click more. Yeah, it's actually gonna be hard. Yeah, this is actually kind of hard
Starting point is 00:07:51 We gotta take this seriously. Okay, let's do it Okay, so how do I get through here? Oh, I got to go up this way. All right. Let's go up here Jump towards the scramble wall. What's this? Oh, that's that's It's armor. I see. Okay. Let's do it. Yellow paint. I know. Damn. So it just kills all of them? Holy shit. I gotta get something that gets my health back, man. Ooh, this is giving me the boss. All right. Let's do it. Oh, damn. There's enough us E to execute them. Okay. Nice. I just ran up on his ass. I probably didn't need to do that. That was a bit of a mistake. Oh, I didn't get that there.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Okay, that's good. Took a little bit extra damage there. I didn't need to. Okay. Nice. It's pretty good. I mean, it plays pretty well. It feels well. It feels good, I mean. I can't shoot them. I tried. I'm trying. I'm flicking. It doesn't let me. Now, we gotta go out this way.
Starting point is 00:10:23 You have a lock on the Slayer's location? Yes. Oh, weapon dropping coming in three, two, one. Ooh. What is it? What the fuck? The fuck is this? Press E to consume a charge.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Power Gontler consult the three charges, okay? Okay, got it. Okay. Seems pretty simple. Nice. Oh, I get it. I get it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Oh, that's a lot of armor. I feel like the shield charge is really good a three-hit combo oh shit damn god damn nice what does that sound
Starting point is 00:11:57 bro I'm almost dead nice okay we got that back okay good are we gonna get a sword next uh yeah probably actually that's what I would assume yeah the game is very fast pace oh
Starting point is 00:12:25 a secret wait a secret area life still just killing combat you can be consumed to revive you and refill your health okay oh i see i gotta go this way maybe maybe it's up there well it's not down there i'll die if i go down there tab for map that's a good idea okay so that that's it oh oh it was just the life sigil okay right of course okay cool let's get that what the fuck oh it's more health let's go through that Man bro, I'm getting a lot of stuff. Okay, okay, okay, got him.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Jesus. Where's this guy at? I'm gonna hit him so I get the help back. Got him. Got him? Nice. I don't know if I'm gonna use that or not. I'm trying to see if there's anybody else.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yep, a couple more. I got to get another gun, man. Let's get our health back too. I take a pretty good amount of damage. Yeah, we got to be careful. Careful. This game is no joke. Okay. It looks like we did everything here. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Let me go check over here first. Okay, I can't. Obtain key for access. I have to get that key. I don't know where it is. Let's go. Oh, I didn't know what's going to happen. Where they're at? Where them hose at? Hell shards can be parried. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Oh, okay. So green ones you can parry. All right, that seems pretty simple. That's good. Okay. Um, let's go up here. Another Perry game. Uh, I don't know how much parrying you're really going to have to do. Perry health surge perticides. Okay. Where are they? Super easy. Easiest game on my life, honestly. Especially after Expedition 33 on expert mode. Bro, like, that wouldn't even have been a Dodge on Expedition 33. Okay, let's go this one. Okay. Gorety strikes when days, some enemies are. vulnerable the gory strikes can disable even weaken enemies they drop health okay it's not so bad god his ass all right easy enough let's go
Starting point is 00:17:18 yeah i mean you're bad right oh that's the key that's the key from nether area okay let's go back big dick oh we go this way yes Auto map as well Okay What's this Okay, let's go Oh Oh, is this it
Starting point is 00:17:53 Once he kills the demon The portals will collapse So I have to kill everybody Age to watch your objectives To destroy the demonic portals Okay Not so bad How do I destroy this bitch?
Starting point is 00:18:38 Okay, that was easy So that's one out of four though There's a lot more I can't get in that secret key required I don't know where the fuck the secret key is whoa shit get that help back immediately I hit wrong button I hit Perry for Expedition 33 there okay I got be careful gone nice bro I was I was almost dead there holy shit I still can't get in there yet fuck Alright, um, oh.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Oh, I have no ammo. Oh, fuck. Okay, let's go. No ammo for the boss fight? That looks really bad. Okay, let's go. Go in here and pick that up. Another life sigill.
Starting point is 00:20:28 That's another resurrect, which is really good. I need to, okay. Unlock. Ooh. Nice. Okay, so Q is how I decide what my weapon is. Okay. Gotcha bitch.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Let's get picked that up. Got him? I'm starting to learn. It'll take some time though. These guys are no joke. The shit's actually kind of hard. It's harder than I thought it would be. I probably shouldn't have done this time.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Like I just, I just wouldn't I did that. I thought maybe it'd be a good idea. You've died? Yes. Okay? You suck ass? No, no, I'm doing fine. I'm doing great. What do you mean? Yeah, I'm popping the fuck off. I'm doing great.
Starting point is 00:22:33 great destroying everybody i'm doing everything i'm popping to fuck off what do you mean okay let's go back over to this i still can't go through this people fast yeah the game is very fast-paced well that's where the key is so i have to get up to there okay now we go up this one yes Fuck, I'm getting killed. Okay. All right, it's fine. Okay. Okay, let's go around this way.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And I think I can get the key now, too, right? I'm pretty sure I can. It should be this way? Yeah. Secret key. We got it. Um, how the hell do I get over there? I think I went to this way.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I'm trying to remember. Got lost. Was that in a blizzard? Yes it was. Let me open this door now. That way I can get all the new stuff. Wait, I thought it was right. Oh, it was there. Okay. They got lost. I do need one of these because I died. Oh shit. Oh shit. That's a big boy. All right, let's go. Can I use this? No. Right. Jesus. I'm dead. I'm super dead. I'm trying to get healed. I'm trying to get heels.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I'm doing what I can. You got to dodge more? So there's so many, so many things to fucking dodge. It's hard to do. Fuck, it's this guy. I don't even know it hit me. Okay, let's get the help back. You got to get armored there.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Okay, got it. Nice. Get this. It's all right. It was not great, but it was okay. Okay. We're dead. We're fuck.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I didn't know that could happen. All right, let's go. We gotta play super safe now Turret Turrit Oh shit, okay, let's go Let's pop them off Oh, fire bolt
Starting point is 00:27:49 I think I'm dead with the next hit though Unfortunately Oh shit Oh, he killed his ass Oh, I'm know it's badass The makers felt a weapon as powerful as the slayer Should be guided And you agreed
Starting point is 00:29:18 He's not one of us They want assurances and so did I The hell was that man? Seems like Slayer's gonna escape the leash. Seems that way. The demons are not happy. That was me. This is tearing through our ranks once again. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And still... Evil Baldy. Uh-oh. It is not this witch who is forced under the battlefield against the Slayer. Slayer Uh-oh. I thought he was a human too.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Damn, okay. Alright, well we beat the fuck out of them. 30, wait, what did it mean? 39% complete. What do you mean? Bro, what? Well, I thought I did pretty well. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:31:54 What the fuck? That's one of those big boys again. We gotta kill all the big boys? Okay. All right, faddy, send me in. Sire. The demons under. now targeting the sentinel's energy relay.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Oh. It powers their trans-dimensional barrier. Yes. It is an energy field which prevents the demons from opening a portal into this world. It doesn't work. What you see now is a result of sentinel civilians falling under the influence of demons and opening portals for them. A mere leak in the dam, sir. If the barrier were to break...
Starting point is 00:33:00 Fatty doesn't want to hear in. Oh oh oh no it's remarkable how he can survive the power search yes glorify his mind and leave only his hatred but his resistance to the tellers influence is increasing no request to the creed for additional energy reserves has already been made oh oh it's just one dude We're going to be a weapon port now. Nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Um, well, let me go get the weapons. This is great. Alright, and let me open this up. What the fuck is this? What the hell? Oh! Alright! Shield saw plus R to throw it.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Okay. Okay. Targeting demonic threat. Pretty decent. Alright. He's pretty easy to understand. Pretty easy to understand there. Got him?
Starting point is 00:35:57 Dark Captain America? Uh, yeah, not really. Cool, I shoot this. It's supposed to superheat it? How does that work? Oh. Wow. Oh, the shield is nuts.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Oh my God. This is stupid asshole. He's fucking everything up. All right, let's go. Yeah, we're gonna use the shield way more Got it okay see that one actually lit up Can I go through that? How the hell will I get up there?
Starting point is 00:37:05 Um, not yet Yeah, this shield thing is nuts What? There we go Pull that shit up too Gee, yeah, I feel like using the, uh Oh fuck, can I can I get that thing now? Yeah, I can, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
Starting point is 00:37:56 I can't, I can't Open door, oh. Doro. Oh, it's gonna be this way. I see. I see it's this way. No, it's not. Okay. No. No. I can't figure it out. Let's go. You gotta keep moving. I tried to reload. Yeah, this shield thing is really badass. It's like I'm on a doom planet or something, you know? On Iraqis. Hello? Oh. Was I supposed to have that happen? Maybe not. Yeah, I was. I did that on purpose, guys. Yep, just like usual. I always know what to do. What do you want fat bitch? I'm dead. Not so good, huh?
Starting point is 00:40:10 Alright, let's do it again. Is that on purpose? Yeah, I did. Why I get some help. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. Jesus. Where's my damage? Oh, I'm getting fucked. Okay. Um, hell that's fast moving attack. Okay. Melee for ammo? Yeah, it's just, you know, I got a hard time usually picking up on things Especially if they're super fast pace. Let's see we can get it this time. Oh I can't react fast enough bro. Got it? Alright, it would be a disaster. That was a little bit harder, but that's okay We did it and that's what matters. Okay, let's go this way ammo too a lot more ammo
Starting point is 00:43:02 What's this? Oh gold I upgrades this sentinel shrine. Okay, what's this? This is obviously the shrine, right? Collect gold. Oh, I, I die not get all of it? Oh, it's down here. Ooh, big money. Okay, good. This should be all I need, right? 72. We're not gonna shoot that, okay? We learned our lesson from last time. Nice. And now we talk to this. I have the wrong button.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Upgrade your guns, shields, and melee weapons. Guns, shield, and melee. I feel like the shield is the best thing, right? Like, I mean, I feel like the shield is really good. Mm-hmm. LW to purchase. Paring, Hell Surge, well, Trigger, okay. So it's a stun.
Starting point is 00:44:13 That's unavailable. Okay, so I have to do this. Okay, retaliation. Okay, we bought that. And now I need 75 more dollars. Energy shields that are hit by your shield cause a shield to bounce. Oh, that's insane. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:44:28 That's like an auto aim. Oh, fuck. Okay. I'm just looking to see what the options are, right? Melee as well. Power gauntlet focuses on single target damage. Okay. I feel like melee...
Starting point is 00:45:02 Melee isn't like really like super... Oh. I got to be careful, too. I feel like I'm playing super-agro. Yo, I'm going like super end on it. I'm like really, really hard. And it's probably getting to get me killed. Mele is big, but you get three attacks to get more ammo. Yeah, I know. I need to do that more.
Starting point is 00:45:35 That was cool. Okay, let's go through here. Stone Em can deflect the stone shield. Oh shit. Fuck. Well, that was going to kill them. I think I'm cooked, man. I'm pretty sure I'm dead.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Okay, I got one life back. That's good. Okay, what's down this way? Oh, what the fuck is this? What the fuck? Ooh! I have a feeling I shouldn't have done that and I should have saved that and I should have shield charged them because now if I run through this he's probably gonna kill me.
Starting point is 00:47:18 I mean, I thought. To be fair, it's it. Yeah. This is nightmare? Yeah, it's on nightmare mode. I put it on hard mode, but I didn't want to have it to where like, uh, I had to restart my shit. Because it's like that's just, it's annoying to watch, right? The same thing over and over again. again oh fuck okay is the music bug i don't know jesus that damage oh damn jesus
Starting point is 00:48:38 christ right okay i i got a heal i got a heal right fuck do i like the game people have been complaining about it let me play it a little bit more before i decide she'll charge the mcy i just forget there's like a lot of different buttons to use at the same time and it's basically if there's more than one button i can't keep up with it right nice all right jesus yeah i'm dead though i'm pretty sure i'm dead nope nope nope we're gonna get that nice get all those heels more heels back too everything's dead right Pretty sure it's dead. Yes. Okay, good. We made it. Nice. This looks like a ball. Retrieve the plasma ripe. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:50:42 Who's Fatty? Okay, Fatty's dead. I remember Fatty from the original game. Damn! Nice! Pop all them off. Nice. Okay, good. Oh wait? Yeah, bro, I almost got fucked up there. Okay, let's get the plasma rifle now. Okay. She applies a very high rate, moderate spread, vector long range. We'll be overload. Oh, it's for those shields.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Okay, that's good. Oh, it's like a lot more kick to this gun too. Okay. Damn. Brought just blew them the fuck up. Jesus. That's insane. Okay, let's go up to the top.
Starting point is 00:52:48 I don't know if it's supposed to go up here or up there. Let's go up there. Big money. Big money. That's 40. $29. What's up, fatty? Not so bad. Now how that will I get up there? Oh, yellow paint. Yeah, I have to follow the yellow paint. It's okay. Okay, that's going to get these, put these up. All right. Can I get this gun? I want this gun. Okay, it says no. Open door, oh. Bro, that explosion thing is insane. Big money. $65. It's a good day to be me.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Oh, get out of my life. Nice. Uh, let's go here first, I guess. Oh, I was already here before. Okay, I know where I'm at now. Let's go. Yep. This plasma gun is insane.
Starting point is 00:54:46 And I think this is where those other guys were at. Yeah, yeah. I'm starting to understand where I am. I'm just kidding. I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. Okay, let's go this one. Oh. Is it time? Let's do it. This is the boss. Okay. This is by far. They do so much fucking damage, man. God damn. Okay, where do I go? Um, let's down here. Yeah, well, they pop,
Starting point is 00:56:28 they do so much. Welcome to nightmare? Yeah, I guess so, right? Money, money, money, money. Let's see with these two. Um, I can't. Oh, oh, oh. Ooh, ooh, not looking so good, huh? I gotta be really careful with these. Jesus, another one of these top suckers came at me again. Okay, what the fuck? Braun, even know what that was? Okay, guys.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Oh, it's a bug, okay, we're fine. Blocking, I gotta do more of that blocking. Okay, uh, where's the, uh, where's my plasma gun? Actually, I guess I'm gonna use the shredder. Okay, now I, now I gotta be serious, okay, guys. We gotta be super serious. Okay. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:58:46 I'm trying to get all my help. Try to get my help back. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got it? Bro, I am getting fucked, man. Fat, another fat boy?
Starting point is 00:59:29 Jesus. Okay, we're doing what we can. Let's get this free money. We need to get that shield ricochet thing as soon as we can. That's going to help out a lot. I'm actually going to use this. I'm actually going to use this. I think this is my favorite gun so far.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Let's do it. It was a little bit dangerous. Okay. Okay. Oh, I get it. Okay. All right. So this is the big one right here.
Starting point is 01:01:06 You guys see this? Now we pop off. Okay. That's huge for me. And then, okay. I didn't realize it was just energy shields. Actually, I thought it was everything. It was not as good as I thought it was.
Starting point is 01:01:31 But we're going to get it anyway. It's already committed to it. Open door-oh. Okay, let's not. The fuck? Oh, fuck. Cool. So when if you fall down, there's like a shockwave.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Alright, I'm gonna try it against these shield guys, okay? Oh yeah, I did. Jesus. We're gonna line of sight these fucking things. Got a fat boy over here? That was really a bad idea. I feel like every time I get close to them, it's a bad idea. I'm fucked.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I saw that just for like a fraction of a second. second okay uh load next checkpoint okay let's do it try it again killing him all these fat boys are causing me so much trouble Jesus okay let's get a little bit of health back at least got it well there's so many of these fucking mobs holy shit that's so fast he was ass oh i'm out of ammo I'm trying to kill these other guys so uh I've got space okay that was a bad idea Oh, that was a good idea! Yes! Okay, so now I have more help. Leaders are strong demon variants of unique attacks.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Hunt down defeat leaders to get their demonic essence. Okay. She's pretty simple. Simple one time. Easy enough. Is that what I think it is? That'd better be what I think it is. 69%. Nice. Okay, great. That went pretty well. Dacent?
Starting point is 01:08:13 Established. Alright, let's fucking do it. Come on my neck. Fuck. Okay. Do I just run out? Oh, fuck. Pull it up all the way.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Okay, that worked really well. I just run over all the tanks and everything. Octivated rocket punch, okay. It's not so bad. This is some Dark Soul shit now. Yeah, this is easier. Yeah, now we're in, now we're in my realm. We can't stop it now.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Okay, let's go. We're fucking these demons up. Oh shit, two of them? Never mind. Wait, why don't I have guns? Oh shit. This is what I think it is? Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 01:11:10 What the fuck? Okay, nice. It's critical. Relay overloading. What's this? Drop it! Oh, I gotta go through this. Okay, let's go. Wait, where's my gun?
Starting point is 01:12:47 Where's my gun go? They took my gun away, bro. They didn't want to see me win. What are you doing, bitch? What about you? Fuck you not so bad I can't imagine fighting with this being difficult at all like anytime I'm in this I feel like a god Nice another one again nice. Oh
Starting point is 01:14:27 the first time actually got hit I need to know what happened But I got my health back so it doesn't even matter throw it in the hole. What do you want? Not good. Okay, alright, let's do it. I'm gonna fight this cock sucker again. Getting his Perry's shield? Yeah, I know. You gotta put it in them and throw him down there. Do it. That shit popped off.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Return to the Sentinel Barons. What's this? Those are books on demons. I did as you asked. Now please, let her soul be at peace. In the chamber, I told you I... Ooh, 100% bro. Easy. So fucking easy.
Starting point is 01:18:15 A distress signal was sent. We've tried contacting them. No response. Uh-oh. That's the heart of Argent. The heart of Argent, discovered in AR 722. An artifact set to contain the soul of the last wraith. Powers and origin unknown. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Assemble the god. Well, this looks really nice. Uh, I guess we use a shotgun. Demons in the North Wing. Okay, I probably shouldn't jump off the edge. Let's go. Oh. With the player guarding the barracks, we'll take the airships.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Rally of the priest's... I thought that guy was against me. Where are they? There's challenges available to discover incomplete. Back your progress. Kill 40 demons. Okay, so these are just like... Okay, this is just bullshit.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Okay. Okay. Let's go this one. What's this? Okay? Well, actually is pretty good. I feel like the shield charge is better though Jesus god damn Well, this place is no joke lock in. I had to. Yeah bro. I had to walk in there. That shit was dangerous I almost got fucked up. I was so close to dying there Let's go through this one. Oh
Starting point is 01:22:18 Let me double check if there's something else I missed here if there is I don't know how to get over there Let's go. Can you not turn on music? Settings, music, volume is 80%. It's a bug? Maybe, I don't know. That's an armored bat boy. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Jesus. I almost died there. Okay, we got to go back. Let me see if I can get some more money. Update drivers. Are the drivers going to make my music drive faster? I think they would, right? I'm pretty sure that's the way it works.
Starting point is 01:23:41 You know, you know. Can't go in there and get that. You can't get that over there either. Ooh, what's the sound? Nice. Does this heal me? Uh, yeah, I don't know. Let's go up here. Big money. Oh! Oh, more money.
Starting point is 01:24:39 Big money. Wow. Okay, that's really good for me. Now let's go this way. Oh, this is about to be some bullshit. I can't. already tell. Just caught me by surprise, that's all. We did fine there. Out of these cocks suckers, man. I don't like them. I'm getting one of those punch things too. Okay. Okay, I was supposed to do that. Oh fuck. It's an invisible cock sucker. Okay, uh, I can't get more. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't know how I survived that shit. Yeah, I should have died there. I should
Starting point is 01:27:46 a 100% die. Malay? Yeah, no, we do what we needed to do. Like, that was, uh, that was a good one. Oh shit. Let's go this one. Wait, is that not the way that... Oh, oh, okay. You're almost outside. There's a path through the tunes nearby.
Starting point is 01:28:12 All right, let's do it. Oh, oops. What's this? Bro, that's like a, uh, was it, a fucking, a rath in Halo. Or the hose at... What's this? Impaler. Decision weapon.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Oh yeah. Yeah, I love guns like this. Yeah. Got it. We got it. We got it. Okay, we're dead. Alright. Alright, well now we know what to do. Got him.
Starting point is 01:29:36 We're not dead yet. We're about to be dead, though. Almost got fucked up there. Jesus. Make sure we get all these upgrades. I'm going to pick as many of these things up as we can. Fully fucking reloaded now I really like the shotgun
Starting point is 01:31:06 honestly Okay, what's this? Shield I don't really care a whole lot about these I feel like the shield like that's the main thing that I want And for guns for pulverizer That's really good
Starting point is 01:31:43 Yeah I'm trying to think like what I should even use here I did it I shouldn't have done it but I did it Okay Am I good yet? No Now what? How do I get up there? I didn't see that I was like what the fuck yeah I was confused all right we got it now
Starting point is 01:33:13 everything's okay okay my father will need help infant mobilize the slayers dragon I can't kill that what the fuck oh what the hell's happening to me bro we gotta go back and get all these heels we gotta do this quick I don't know what hell that even was. Okay. A fat boy. I'm not just gonna jump down on them.
Starting point is 01:35:15 Okay, we gotta be a lot safer this time. Okay, guys. We're gonna be smart. Are those those dick suckers from the original game? Yep. Okay, we're gonna try and just move around through here. Got him. See, now we're being smart. It was an impaler. Fuck, why do I do that?
Starting point is 01:37:07 I got to get my heels. Jesus Christ! Okay. on the barracks of the diversion. Inflicts, mobilize the players' dragon. All right, we gotta just keep using this. I feel like this shield charge is really good. Like, all I have to do is just spam that and I win everything.
Starting point is 01:38:15 Okay, they got those demon things. This one fell down, right? So they're trying to, they're trying to pull that bullshit on me. Okay, here we go. Why would I do that? I really don't know. It's like, it's like I'm just programmed to be retarded. Like, I got a brain.
Starting point is 01:38:56 programming that just be stupid as fuck for no reason okay uh let's see what's we're gonna use okay we got to use uh this one here oh yeah plasma gun yeah this is good yeah all right fat boy come on fat boy got him we're starting to believe all right where's the elite fat boy okay i hit the wrong button Jesus. Look at this pork boy. Okay. Okay. Got him. Fucking got him. Shit. That was an elite fat ass. I could tell.
Starting point is 01:40:52 Okay. Let's go this way. Oh, he just got farmed. Those things are kind of annoying. What? Jesus. I didn't see those fuckers. Two of them. This time I'm gonna get him, okay? What a cocksucker.
Starting point is 01:43:02 That was brutal. There's my heels. I like how when you fall down it kills all of them. It's easy enough. Let's double check around here. Make sure we don't miss anything. What's this? A secret area. A weapon scan. Oh my god. Yes. I was worried I wasn't gonna get that one. Alright, let's go. Who the fuck is shooting me? Where's my heels? I'm fucking dead, bro. Like I'm super dead. Oh, yeah, I'm super... Oh, I'm not bad, I'm fine.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Player is approaching the bridge to the dragon's aviary. It's a shrine. It's garbage. I think we're gonna get this. Oh, we already got that, no-mind. I'm stupid. I don't think any of these are that good. Ooh, what's this?
Starting point is 01:46:20 What's this? A book. Nice. That's the boss. Do it. Oh! I'm healing. I'm healing.
Starting point is 01:47:30 I'm healing. I didn't know we could do that. Yeah, I'm good. What the hell was that? What the fuck? Let's do it. Bro, he's so fast. That's crazy. I wonder how many times when I do it wrong. Apparently more than that. Okay. I'm just not gonna get close to him from now on, okay? Just not gonna do it. It's such an easy fight, and I just keep running into it. I did it again. Five help, guys. I'm at five help. Surely I'm gonna be okay. I'm at zero. How am I at zero help? How I killed him, but he's dead.
Starting point is 01:52:00 We beat him. Fucking got him. Easiest game of my fucking light. There it is. Oh, we got like little quests and shit done too. Nice. Item rewarded nightmare skin. Okay, I might take a break.
Starting point is 01:52:24 Oh, man. I got in a little bit earlier today. Thoughts on the game is that a game's all right. It's okay. What do you guys think? only died 30 times. I think I did pretty well, honestly. Like, yeah, I did fine.
Starting point is 01:52:40 Locked end at zero HP. Yeah, bro. Like, I just, game's kind of stressful. It's good. It's not, like, crazy good. Like, I would say that the best way I would compare this game and, like, what I would really say, like, to, you know, put it in, like, a frame of reference is, like, I look at this game and I compare it to, like, for example, space.
Starting point is 01:53:06 Space Marine 2. And I feel like Space Marine 2 is like the game. And this game is like a game. Right. And so like that's, I think the best example that I would use for like a comparison is that it's a 7 so far. Yeah. I think I think a solid.
Starting point is 01:53:28 I think it's a 7. Yeah. I think it's a 7. Whereas like Space Marine 2 I think was like an 8 or an 8.5. Like no way of 5. See like, okay. so and keep in mind the last time I played Doom was in 19 do I need to go on and so anyway no that's actually not true I played Doom 3 on the Xbox 360
Starting point is 01:53:57 so no no that's not true I played that and what's Expedition 33 well I'll probably play more of that uh I don't I hear people hate the parrying I feel like it's really easy like at least playing it on like i mean nightmare isn't like super hard like the difficulty of the game is like in my it's fine like it's like playing it on nightmare is like playing halo campaign on legend on like heroic like going balls to the wall right like not even trying like not trying to be like tactical or anything
Starting point is 01:54:36 just like doing whatever the fuck right what's the tense in the game in your opinion Eldon Ring I've been following the same formula I play three different Doom games they all feel very similar yeah I just don't know that boss is a white mob
Starting point is 01:54:59 oh boy I mean he's not really that hard to do for stringing purposes the exhibition 33 on day three is better than Doom after 10 minutes yeah the game does feel pretty repetitive like it does does feel that way and like
Starting point is 01:55:14 I don't know I'm trying to think about it like yeah, I mean, it's fun. I mean, I might play a little bit more of it, right? But the mech was cool. So it definitely has like a coolness factor to it. But I would say even in like the coolness factor aspect, I think that comparing it to something like Space Marine 2,
Starting point is 01:55:43 I think Space Marine 2 like pretty much is just better in like every way. Like, that's what I would say. This is your worst take yet. I mean, yeah, I mean, another genre of games. Really? Oh, you guys don't agree? Okay, great. How much you actually play Space Marine 2?
Starting point is 01:56:15 Well, how much am I actually playing this? I mean, like, that's not really a good example. Like, I'm comparing the campaigns and the gameplay. Hard to tell after an hour. Yeah, yeah. A viewer, it looks more boring, too. Yeah, it's not super. super interesting probably to want it's a good take i'm playing doom since it's been out since i'm old
Starting point is 01:56:44 this game doesn't seem far off every doom game i've played so far yeah i mean here's the thing right is like i don't think this is i don't think it's a bad game like i don't think it's like like i don't hate the game uh you know it's just it's okay right it's decent people say chapter eight becomes better yeah maybe you're right uh i i just don't know how much money do you think it's worth i don't know it depends how much money is worth to you It's weird the game has early access when Doom Eternal was the game. Maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:57:26 So anyway, guys, I'm going to go back and probably chill for a bit. And I will be back on tomorrow and we'll do more stuff then. So anyway, until next time, gentlemen. Until next time, gentlemen. Peace. See ya.

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