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Episode Date: October 3, 2025

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So she got like, uh, she got a stick. To do with this one, say too. Make an example. Okay. They're just gonna kill her. I'm sorry. It came to this little wolf. I didn't expect that.

That's cool. Evil baldy. Before she died, my mother told me stories. Yeah. Wait, this was from Assassin's Creed Shadows. My family was massacred. I became such a spirit. It's the same characters.

Playing to the South, I was alone. It's actually Assassin's Creed Shadows too. Really? I found strength in the bruises on my skin. But it was in war that I learned to kill. I bloodied my father's blade with nameless enemies, picturing the outlaws who murdered my family. Why they kill him? After 16 years, I've come home to the wilds of Ezzo.

I will avenge my family. And I will join them in death. Every member of the Yote 6 will suffer. This is just like Assassin's Creed Shadow. She's gonna kill Baldi first. Baldi must die. Use, wait, what? I was trying to draw a dick.

It doesn't let me. Okay. Um, yeah. Okay. Uh, I, I, what did I do? Oh! It's a snake.

Okay. Does it even matter what I do? Okay, I just do whatever. Oh. I know Japanese, I do. Watched enough anime. Yeah? I'm gonna have to do this with six of them. So this is the third one. Oh shit. It's a fox. I think it's a fox, right? It's a furry? Yeah, I think so. Oh, this is like this is the rest of them?

I feel like that's like three of these, right? The spider. Oh! Dragon. Well, he looks cool. I will say the graphics are pretty good. I don't know why this can come out on PC, man. I fucking hate playing on the console. Oh. She got a banjo. Ooh.

Go kill him. You're still with me? No graphics, though? Graphics look great. I mean, the quality of the game is amazing. Like, even her character model was really good. Dog, not so much. But, you know.

Oh, this is me. Okay. So what do I do? Pet the dog? No, he's not with me. Oh shit. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Like, increase graphics.

No, it's okay. Motion board. Well, hey, hey, hey, hey, let me... Wait a second. Wait a second. Okay, you guys really want me to change some of the display? Brightness. Okay, graphics mode, quality.

It's on quality. We're going to turn motion blur off. We'll turn that off. Mike mode. What the fuck is Mike mode? Um... Show blood. Okay, yeah, yeah, this is all good.

Go performance mode? Well, I'll go performance mode if it becomes a problem. I think that's the smart thing to do, right? Like, we're gonna start with quality, and then we'll go to performance if we have a frame-made drop. Why would they do this? They're just throwing rocks at a horse? Why would you do that?

They're sorry, aren't you? Uh-oh. Oh shit. Attack. I did that. This game's pretty easy. Well, do I... Okay.

Okay, so I just... I just... Okay. All right. R2 pick up. Throw. Okay, that was cool. He should be drunk by now. Oh shit, she gonna kill Baldy. Okay, let's go. Shouldn't she wait for him to come out or maybe burn it down? Why would you do this? Just burn down the building and then kill him whenever they're running out.

Oh damn. He got his name out there. Are you going to give me a life? Self-in shut the fuck up. Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, point L, the target enemies? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Okay. What?

I mean, I... Do I have to attack? Oh, I didn't say that. L won the block. Not so bad. Oops, I'm dead. What's Perry? Is Perry Block on time?

Okay. Got him. Got him. I literally just am hitting the same button over and over. But I, yeah, this guy seems like an asshole. It's a two. Why would you put the mask on, you're gonna get in the fight? Okay, let's do it.

We're gonna fight him. Didn't want to fight me when I am super. Okay. Oh, what the fuck? What the, wait, what? Damn. Was that supposed to die on that shit? Oh fuck, I actually have to beat him?

Damn, I thought I didn't have to do that. Okay, give me a minute. I am going to change it real quick, and I'm going to do it to performance. Okay, okay, all right, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. Damn, this shit's hard. Okay, let's get them again. I should probably heal. Okay.

You're a newb. All you have to do is block. No, shouldn't you parry? No, it's got to be like a parry or something, right? There's no way you just hold block, right? Perry is better, yeah. So you're kidding you not parry? You didn't want to fight me when I am.

Okay. Oh, so you have to like earn the heels. I get it. Okay, and it's not even an animation. Okay. Rough or store, it's hard. Well, I also have on hard mode, right? Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Wait, what? Damn! Okay. This shit's hard, bro. This is actually hard. Okay, let's do it. All right. I know what to do now Yeah, I got to move my camera. See you guys can see my help. I think I understand it now I know what to do I beat his dick off now. You should have stayed. What? Damn Oh, oh I didn't see that truck. Oh no, I wait I didn't hit the triangle. Am I? Oh, am I doing it? Okay.

good. I think he's dead. I wasn't paying, I'm not used to PlayStation games, man. Damn, so I already beat one of the guys. That makes it easier. Now what? Swipe up. Sleep on the gut ruined? Yeah, of course. Okay. Ooh. So did she get stabbed in the chest or not? She did. That's cool. I like that. So that guy dead. Okay. Cool. Nothing like the first game and realism i have no idea i never played to go sushima no clue you missed out yeah oh i said i was gonna move this up that way you guys can see how close i i almost got my ass beat bro like but y'all saw i locked in like i figured out how to play is it gonna show a name of the game now is what i thought it's a pretty good intro wait am i am i oh i am moving okay good but like not

really though right press x to jump okay okay Oh, damn. What is that, like Mount Everest or something? Cinema? Yeah, it's good. Cool. Yeah, where do we find the rest of the Yote 6? Uh. Oh, I have to open this up.

Oh, over here? I grew up under that tree. Feels like a lifetime since I left. Yeah? Use R to plan your hunt. R? Okay. What about this?

The old inn. Someone there may know where I can find Saito's dogs. Okay, so I should go over there. What's that? Mount Teote. Last I heard that old dual katana master is still hiding out there. Oh, you get dual wheel. Swipe up to call the guiding wind.

Oh shit. Okay. The wind will guide you on your tracked objective. Oh! Oh, I don't know. Shit, fuck, oh god, no. Okay, we're good. So can I go L3?

Where's the third L? Okay. Do I press it? I press L. Which one is L? Oh, that was R. Yeah, I was... It's on the other side of...

Because I was putting R, but it was L. I have to go through the... Oh, wow. The flowers! Woohoo! There's another one? Whoa! Look at me!

Game looks great, by the way. Quality is nice. I have arrived. Get off. Oh, it's a flashback. Wait, wait. Out of the way. I'm gonna kill him.

I'll kill him. I'll kill that little fucking kid. I'll do what I need to do. What do you want? catch your brother oh oh oops I was running around I didn't know what to do okay where to go oh there is come here bitch come here a little dick sucker that fuck squeeze through okay all right there we go there we go all right how can I catch them on my head what do what do mean catch them am I doing

something wrong like keep up never got you Oh. Let's finish this in the training ring. Practice shamanism with your mother. Okay. You're not supposed to catch them? I did. I got him.

What's in here? Can I pull out my sword? I want to attack. Wait. Oh, I thought my mom was in the house. She's like in the house cooking, right? Oh, she's outside? Okay.

Okay. Ready to practice your shamis? I guess. What the fuck? Run your fingers across the strings. What the fuck? When you find the note, hold it. Oh shit.

Yes. You know the song. Find the first note and hold it. I don't, I... Look, bro, I couldn't even play a recorder. Like, I never got into music. I don't give a fuck about this shit. Like, I thought this was a sword game.

What the fuck? is this? That's gotta be it, right? It's telling me what to do, right? So I just, but I fucking, ew. Yeah? I, I don't know what it. You had it the first time? I don't think I did. Do you? Don't be on the test. Am I actually gonna have to do this? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Okay, so it tells me move, okay, so it says move your finger. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it exactly the way it tells me too, okay? I'm gonna move it just like that, and then I'm gonna move it back. Oh. See, it's in your grip on this hall. No, no, you don't make me do this again. Okay, do I do it? I, it's flashy. I thought I did it, right? No? This has got, it's gotta be it, right? I mean,

is there a difficulty mode for this? I, accessibility maybe? I'm obviously retarded. I'm obviously retarded. So like this should... Putting that on? I... Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing.

I... Guys, I... Like that? I... Please. No. Let the music... No!

No! Please stop this. Fuck. Okay. Um... Guys. Feel the difference. No.

No? No, I don't. Absolutely not. I love this song. I don't. Let's play together. No, no, no. Okay, it's a cutscene. That's fine.

Oh, fuck. It glide. I don't know what it does. That was a gift from your grandmother. This isn't going to be in the game, right? Like, I'm not going to have to know this. Will I? But how can she hear you if she?

I hope so, no. Music is not bound to this one. Oh, Jesus Christ. It can speak to those who are no longer with us. I will always be listening. Either here or on the wind. Last boss is a guitar fight? I'm never gonna beat this game.

Is there like an easy mode for... Is there an easy mode for playing the loot? Are you still listening, mother? There's gotta be an easy mode for the loot, right? Relive the past. Okay. Explore your home in the past and present. Okay.

Not really, it's cut up. You stupid. He used this to test his new blades. Okay. Okay. Ooh, I did it too. Okay. Okay.

Ooh Well, I didn't know you had to cut the flying bamboo You didn't give me... Wait, I have to do this? Oh shit! Well, I don't know what... I just... You hit the wrong button, but you didn't say what the right button was.

I... It shows it? Almost got it. Okay? I don't know if you guys can tell, but I don't have very good motor control. It's too fast. I can't move my hand that fast

I'm sorry Is it circle? Do I have to do this? It's square? Wait, what? Circle twice? Okay, but I... Jesus Christ

I just spammed it. Oh, God. No, no, that means I'm gonna have to do it again. Oh, no. This is a game... Oh, no. Oh, God. No, I can't do that.

Pick, a way, I can pick up a rock? I could... These stones. Jubay spent a whole summer collecting them. Okay, I can do this, so I have to pick the big rocks. I have to... Okay, okay. He wanted them to be as tall as Mount Yote.

Okay. I got... How did Jubay lift these? Okay. So... There you go, brother. Do I get a bonus for that? Do I...

I didn't get a bonus. How much is this game? It was like $80. I bought the deluxe edition. I remember. Ooh, I get to upgrade katano. How do I do this? Wait, I wanna un-sword.

Oh, that's like a... Ooh, it's like a draw attack. What do you? What do you do? Okay, so how do I... Can I put my gun away? Okay, no, no, no, please, please no. Wait, it said R2, but if...

It doesn't let me... Okay, I guess maybe it's done. Ooh, I gotta get the... What is this? Is this... I used to help father weed the training ring. I'm pulling weeds? Wait, I thought I was a samurai warrior.

Didn't I get stabbed into... Pulling these used to give me a rash. Is this gonna give me extra health or something? Yeah. Much better. Am I done? I've got to be done, right? What? A lantern?

What? A lantern? The hell is that? Okay, let's go inside the house. There's got to be something in the house, right? There's... Wait, ooh, what's in the box? Coin. Money.

Painting brushes. Father used to take me places to practice. I remember we went to a little island. West of here. I don't have to go to the island, do I? This was the home of a trader to Lord Saito. The coward betrayed his lord and his family paid the price. Their spirits now curse this land and anyone who walks here.

Let the knight of the burning tree serve as a warning. Disloyalty will be answered and blah, damn. These guys seem like real assholes, huh? Oh, wait, what the fuck? Oh, wait, oh, I didn't even, I did that on accident. Atsu, was that your playing I heard just now? Doesn't come easy for me like it does mother. Oh, it's accurate.

Would you think something make you feel better? Maybe. Strike quickly while the metal is hot. Mm-mm. All right. Oh. Oh. All right.

Now. Now. No. I got. It's bent. Don't just hit one side. Share your frustration equally. No.

No. No. Is this Mega bong? Reheat the metal. Oh, it won't do as it's told. Have you ever burned yourself? Oh, yes. Not a lesson you forget.

What is this? Oh, I made it really long. I'm gonna try and make it as long as possible. Oh yeah. Let me flip it again. I'm gonna make it long again. Okay, okay, I'm gonna put it in a... We're gonna make it really, really, really long. Okay?

Well, Kel Wait, let's take a look Oh, I did it right? I was just trying to be stupid Would you like to see what I've been working on? I gotta say the Kingdom Come Deliverance Two version of that was better Are you sure they're old? It was

Yes Every blade I've ever forged It's been leading to this Oh Masterpiece To protect our family Shouldn't you be giving it to the boy?

Why would you give it to the girl? Girls can't be samurai. He's inspired by our twin wolves. What's this woke shit? Ooh. Oh. So now... This way, my little wolves, it's time to train.

Shouldn't they have done this before I fought a guy and killed them? Because like, I feel like they should have kind of like taught me how to fuck oh i can jump think the children would enjoy some music no oh you can move the leaves around today we return to the basics why because a blade without a strong core will shatter i'm ready to learn seriously form up we'll begin with blocking we know how to block that remains to be seen Just L1. Jube. Hit your sister.

But not too hard. You have been paying attention. Oh, wow. I'm doing the thing. This is a triangle, right? Yeah. Where did you learn to hit like that? From working the forge.

Why didn't even know that? I didn't even know you could do that. This next lesson is about timing. Fuck. Why do you look at me when you say that? Because you're as patient as a wild horse. At least I don't smell like one. Oh. Oh, okay. So it is where I thought it was.

It's pretty simple. Damn, I would beat the fuck out of him, huh? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty fucking, it's pretty fucking easy. What's he doing? That strike must be parried. Blue glint. Oh, oops. You will be ready next time.

Father. I was thinking about Chipotle. So you have to understand, like, don't tell me you're gonna do it again. You have to do two parries. Why would you teach me this after I had to do it? Yeah. Yeah? You beat the fuck out of this kid, huh?

Very good. Multiple patties. Yeah? Do it. Some strikes cannot be blocked or parry. Jubei, swing hard at your sister. Atsu, dodge his attack. How do I dodge?

Uh. Sometimes the only way out of trouble is to dash or roll away. Okay. He's learned from experience. Excellent. Don't let him catch you. You got lucky. I was reading chat.

Feel it now. Hold still. My little warriors. Pain can be a dangerous distraction. Go upon your restless spirit to shake it off. What? Oh. So it teaches me how to play the game after I've already played the game. This is your spirit?

Oh, it's good to know now. Killing, okay, so I kill enemies, I get spirit. It's pretty simple. How about we put your lessons to the test? No. Yes. Finally. Whoever lands the most strikes will receive an extra portion of fish for dinner.

Begin. That fish is mine. You can lick the bones when I'm done. Okay. It's pretty easy, right? Yeah, you little bitch! A family is stronger together. Mission objective, kill your brother.

A wolf needs her pack. Ooh. Remember that. Now she's a wolf pack of one. because they're dead. Now what? Just like new. Looks great.

Where's the, yeah, we didn't, yeah, I thought I was promised fish. Whatever happened to that. I will find every last member of the Yote 6. Okay. And I will bring you peace. Okay. I will join you in death. Yeah.

What kind of cat is that? I have to follow the dog. Charter one. I'm coming for you bastards. Damn. Damn. Okay. Okay, so can I like cut this down?

Can I cut it down? Looks like, no. Okay. What about the grass? Can I cut the grass? No. Can I kill the horse? No. Where is he? There he is.

Jump. Ball damage. Oh, you can cut the other grass. Yeah, some grass is swordproof. Whoa. Wow. This looks good. I assume I was supposed to like jump whenever the things like went away, right?

I mean, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. We have to, I think we have to go to the end instead to go to the end. There's a tornado there. Do they have tornadoes in Japan? Oh, do I have to kill everybody? Okay, what does it say? People of Ezo join us and we'll protect our home. Okay.

Oh wow. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Don't tell me she can have to kill all these guys. It's like some Clint Eastwood shit. Okay. I have to fight these guys. Are you lost?

I'm looking for some old friends. The old taste six. Show her the door. Throw that bitch out in the mud. Got him. That's right. God Saito's put a price on your head. Stand them.

How much am I worth to the Yote 6? Wait until the enemy attacks. Uh, I don't know what they want me to do. Okay. That's right, fat shit! Shit! I'm dead. Oh, somehow I'm not dead.

Okay, now I'm dead. Okay, okay, got it. Okay, okay, got it. I'm so dead. I'm super dead. I'm super dead. Okay, I'm gonna get behind the wall? Okay?

There's no way he can shoot through the piece of wood, right? No! I didn't look at the wrong angle. Lord Saito put a price on your head. Tell me, how much am I worth to the Yote Six? Jesus Christ. Jesus. Okay. And they stab you, they kill you, man. Okay. I don't know how this is supposed to work. How much am I worth to the Yote 6?

Okay. Good inning. Yeah, I... I'm trying to understand how his game works. Okay. Okay. Oh wait, how they go on the other side? And L, L the dash. But I'm pressing it. It's not working. Okay. Shit! No! They call me a demon? Okay. It's kind of hard. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. They're going to kill you. Then burn this place to the ground. Well, that sounds kind of bad. Bon Rio's howl. Wait, what? What?

What? Kill enemies? without taking damage to earn Onrio's hell? What? There's more of them. I mean, everybody's gotta be dead now, right? I mean, I killed everybody. Okay, good.

Uh-huh. You never answered my question. How much am I worth? First game had something similar, really. Damn. I just repaired that sign. What do I owe you? Me.

If anything, I owe you for getting rid of those men. True. You can repay me with information on the Yote 6. Where they are. Tell me what you've heard. There are outlaws who took over Ezo and pretend they're helping us. Lord of Saito's their leader. Damn.

So far. Some people truly believe he can become Shogun of the North. Duh, uh, uh, The Kitsuna, I want to kill the Kitsuna. What have you heard about the Kitsune? Oh. They say he's a phantom with eyes everywhere in Tessio Reach. Be careful if you venture there.

Okay. People in that place are vanishing. I'm not afraid of ghost stories. Why don't you patch up in one of the rooms? Free of charge. Okay. The graphics for the game are really good. The quality of the style of the game is great.

The combat's okay. at least so far it's not like anything crazy it's just like there's a lot of sword games that follow this same paradigm with the exact same type of abilities and everything where it's like

you have like unblockable attacks parry only attacks like you know there's a lot of games that are like this or wait what was this was this oh I thought I could use that so like it's not I wouldn't really say it's particularly innovative right but not everybody you don't always have to reinvent the wheel with every

game either I'm not saying you have to but you know I'm just kind of like giving like my my first impressions on that's what I think quality come what's the harm in looking okay you are the one who kicked Saito's thugs out of the inn you are the on your I don't know what you're talking about the own real I made a bow just for the on your the best of its kind maybe I could give it a look. That's the spirit.

And you can call me Lan. Lon. Okay, uh, buy gear. It says, okay, well, this is like $2,000. Like,

well, I don't have any fucking, I can't fucking afford that. I, no, I don't want to sell this. Ammo? You know, I consider joining,

Saito. Yeah, I'm broke, man. I want to be fucking money. He started forcing artisans and weaponsmith to work for him. No coin, no pay. Damn. So make sure to hit him where it hurts. Wow.

Okay. Yeah. Ooh, I got to fight this guy. Man Matsumai has received reports of a disturbance at this inn. It wasn't me. I took care of it. We have been entrusted with stopping Lord Saito and his outlaws. Then why weren't you here?

You should watch your tone, Wanderer. My lords! And... Lady! Perhaps we can all agree it is a fine thing these establishment is free of Lord Saito's dogs. Isn't it true? Perhaps we can. I need a drink.

All right, lady with a fancy sword. Let's talk! I've got a... Business proposal for you. Yeah. I'm in the business of bringing people together at the edge of a blade. Whether it be Klam Matsumai or Yotei Six, I make sure their bounties reach the right hunters.

A bounty broker working all sides. That's a dangerous game. Not as dangerous as that vengeful onyone everyone's talking about. If you believe that sort of thing. The Yote Six certainly seem to. So how about it? You get the bounties? We both get the coin.

A generous offer. I knew you'd see it that way. Who do I kill? You want that prize? Better start hunting. Well, shouldn't you tell me who I should hunt? Like... Okay.

Shogun wants them? The merchants? Alright. There's tools. Are you an artist? Oh, no. These are map-making tools. Ezo is a mystery to the mainland.

Ooh. Shogun would like to see that change. Mapping out Ezo for war, is he? I... I am just the cartographer who spilled tea on the wrong lord and ended up being sent here. Damn, you fucked up. The middle of nowhere has changed since I was your last.

He fucked up bad. Maps would help. These are for the Shogun, but you and your sword look like you obviously have more use for them. Okay. Please, please, pick any map. I will make you copies for a very small fee. And we can be friends who don't kill each other.

Yes? You have yourself a deal. Great, so what do I do? So I buy, uh, I buy the map. Put it away, quickly. Okay, okay, so I bought. Before you go, you look like a very capable... I'm doing it.

There is this monk. Geshore. He has been helping me mark spiritual sights on my maps. Uh huh. A villager told him of one nearby. He went to confirm its location. He has not returned. Oh no.

I do. Well, I mean, I didn't need to have the spy glass. Fucking obvious. I've been ours. He is the only friend I have in these parts. So do I have to go over there and... I'm sure it's fine. I'll go check on him when I can.

Okay. Thank you. Okay, well let's go over there, I guess. Okay, so now I'm actually, okay, so now I'm actually playing the game. Okay, uh, yeah, let me go over there. The bounty board? Wait, is there a bounty board? Oh!

Oh, I see it now. Okay. Okay, that was pretty easy. If I found one of them, I just go and kill them. And where's my dog? There we go. Let's go. So I gotta go over there and check to see where this guy is.

I don't know how to use the map. Oh, shit. The gold is the hunt. Okay, so I have to go over to the leaf. Okay, but it is, oh, it doesn't tell me where the other bad guys are. Okay, well, let me go to this guy now. The Lost Monk. Okay, hello?

That can't be right. Mount Gesho? The cartographer Isaburo sent me to check on you. Really? He's literally within... He worries too much. Though I am grievously lost. What do you mean? What I search for is worth it?

How do you mean your loss? You... Places of reflection, altar set by those who seek to find their path. What is he fucking retarded? I remember the statues. helped some farmers place when I was young. Ah, you are a local. May I convince you to keep me company as I search?

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. It is bad luck to leave a spiritual man alone in the woods. Who decided that? I will take that as a yes. Let us proceed. So I have to go with Baldi? Why is it so important that you find these altars?

With the amount of Ronin making their way to ever, Ooh. I fear the peaceful lives many enjoy here will go extinct. Uh-oh. But if I can show them how to take a moment, to think, to breathe. They could find a new way of doing things. Do I have... The trees here look young.

I'll cut through. See if they're hiding something. Oh! Oh my god. The altar. Let me guess, I have to go up to this and click it and it will say one out of 45. It looks like the one father placed. Let us take a moment to reflect on who we are, who we were, and who we want to be.

Please don't make me. This is going to be some kind of bullshit. No. Oh. Is that Buddha? Choose a technique. Attacks. Onrio's howl.

Oh, I can make my horse more powerful. Attacks. Survival. Okay. I thought I had that. Okay, well, I mean, I should just get assassination. It's pretty fucking obvious, right? I mean, like, God damn.

I want to get this, too. I want to get all of them. How do I get, wait, do I not get, oh, I can't get all of them. We learn something from every person we meet. But I just learned something for a rock. I am glad my path now includes you, traveler. Well, what do we have here? Who is it?

An old man and a woman. Don't you know these woods belong to Lord Saito? Get behind me. Oh, who's mad? Wait, that's the wrong, I hit the wrong one. I tried to Christopher Columbus' ass. Damn. Do I heal?

Do I? These are just the sort of men who could use a moment of reflection. But at least I was right to trust you. Here, take this with my great. $200. You're also right about the altars. They're worth looking for. I'm rich, bitch.

Try to stay out of trouble this time. Okay. Alright, so, uh, what do I do now? So I went over there and I get over here, and I guess now I gotta go over to the thing, right? Where's my door? Dog. There he is. Oh, I get the wrong button!

I didn't mean do that. Camp for a store spirit. No. This is great. Why would they make me do this? Can I skip? It says ex-skip. I did it.

I knew I was so good at this game. Wow. I'm a champion. Okay, so navigate. Okay, so she can't cook. I'm looking for the Yote 6. Know anything about them? What do you want to know?

Where they are? The Oni. What can you tell me about the Oni? He's a madman who holds the castle at Ishikari plain. We don't have the numbers to defeat him yet. Uh-oh. He's obsessed with fire and put many brave samurai to the torch. Damn.

Sounds like nothing's changed. Okay. I'm going to make her sleep. Stay away from Saito and his men. Nothing good will come of it. Yeah? Sleep until... Okay, sleep until morning.

Does anything happen? Oh Oh Don't tell me I'm not to fight Bro You came to this Bro I must make an example

Oh son of a bitch Okay So Where's my map Okay X to view Okay good Oh I get it I get it okay

Um Are to place it Wait what It's gonna be like right there right It's kind of obvious, right? And what is it, isn't that like, no, I think that's Italy, right? I'm pretty sure that's Italy. It's not, okay, it wasn't.

I thought it was, it wasn't. Uh, fuck, where is it? Where'd it go? Oh, I see it. No, it's supposed to be right there. Okay, one more. Maybe it's like up here. Maybe it's like right here?

No, it's got to be like right there, right? No. I can't rotate it, right? No, I can't rotate it. Where is it? The dot? What do you mean the dot? This?

Oh! Okay. Search Mount Yotai for the dual katana master. Oh, wow. Okay, well, I should go to this, right? Let's go. Where do I go? Oh, yeah.

No, I'm going right away. Okay. I'm gonna see if I figured this out. Wait, are these good guys or bad guys? How do I get off? Is this- That was pretty easy. I can't see him. Damn, he got me? That was pretty easy. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, he's good, he's good. Okay, uh, let's go ahead. Hard L2 to aim. Gotcha, bitch. Now what?

You should go before more show up. I knew it was bad luck taking this path. Mm-hmm. Too close to that haunted homestead. Oh, there could be a ghost there. I heard about that. What do you know about the Yote 6? Only boomers.

Tell me about the Saito brothers. Oh. Lord Saito's sons? The only thing they have... in common with each other is the skill with guns. Damn. I heard they have a grudge against a samurai in Tokachi range. He's an old dachimaster.

That's the long one. Oh, duchy master. Sounds like someone worth meeting. Well, I want to get that. Those are the long ones. Okay. They got money. Oh, he didn't have shit. Okay, where's my horse?

Wait, oh, I'm cheating on my horse. I got a new one now. Is that a buffalo? Shit! Uh, uh, uh, not, I... Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, oh, oh, no. No, no, no, oh, no, hey.

Jesus, Jesus. Damn! Okay, well, where am I going? Uh, I was gonna go out of here, right? right? Yeah, oops. I got off. Okay, let's go. Smoke is normally stuff. Okay. Well, yeah, I'm gonna ride over here and see what happens. It feels weird playing a game on a PS5. I'll certainly say that. I usually only play on a motherfucker. Motherfucker. No. Wait, what? You've been sniffing around about the Yote 6th. Who's this guy?

to tell me where I can find them more like to collect a bounty on your head you want your reward what the fuck earn it okay now you're going to answer my question damn politely tell me what you know about the only he's a mad war lord in Ishikari plane burns his enemies alive a yadimaster Sensei Takahashi tried to lead a rebellion against him. Uh-oh. But was forced into hiding on an island off the coast. And the kizne?

I heard he's a fox demon. Lurks in the frozen wilds of Teshior Ridge. Everyone fears him. Except Master Enomoto, an expert with a kusarigama. But that old man hardly ever leaves our mountain. What about the dragon and the spider? They're the sons of Lord Saito, cruel bastards with a tasteful firearms.

They have set the sight in an Odachi master in Tokachi range. Why they gonna, what, why they go shoot him? I feel like guns are kinda like OP, right? Just one more question. Oh, what's this? Wait, what? Choose a topic, new weapon, wait, I want a new weapon, wait, how do I... Oh, uh, well, okay, well, I want an Odachi. It's a little, oh, it says, like a new weapon, Odachi, okay.

Okay. Yeah, there's this. Because that's the big long sword. Master. Yoshida. If his dojo is still standing, you'll find him in Tokachi range. Okay. Near Horosar falls. Ha ha ha.

The Saito brothers will gun you both down. I'll take my chances. Damn. Oh, is he dead? Oh nice. Damn, I'm getting a lot of money. out of this too. Okay, so... Okay, so...

Whoa, wait, where's I going? I think I went this way, right? I think I was going this one. I'll make sure I'm going right way. Okay, that's why I made sure, because I'm literally going the opposite one. Let's go over here. $450, man. Melee builds on it's been meta for a while.

Yeah, true. Yeah, so, um, kind of like first impressions and everything with the game, it's like, it's all right. all right i mean like uh it's good i mean it's not like crazy or anything it's just good i think this story is kind of uh it's fine follow the wind that's what i'm doing the bears though that was a problem i'm not even sure if i'm going the right way or what i'm doing i'm just assuming this is it bro this looks like i'm about to fight the nasgul oh maybe it's under the water it's under the waterfall. Oh, it is. It is. Okay, here I'm going to get off. Submerge. R3 submerged. Okay. That's cool. Damn, that's actually, wait, that's big dick. Oh, yeah, that's,

that's really good. Perfect Perry. You see that? And then Malay, two lightning fast attacks. A fast unblockable. Oh, this is, oh, this is, oh, these are all. my new weapons. Okay, so I'm not even going to get any points into that. I should just get baseline points and then afterwards I can, because I'm not going to use a katana whenever I can use a long katana. It just wouldn't make any sense. Yeah, see, is the game good or not? It's all right. Let's see what we got to do here. I got to look around. I guess maybe I go to this. Okay. What do I need to do now? I need to call the dog.

There he is. I almost... I almost got him, bro. I hit the wrong button. I guess I go this way. Yeah. And the wind, I follow the wind, right? I think that's what I have to do.

Yes. That's a dog for Americans? Yeah. I think you can actually trade for armor die. So you can loot things while you're on a horse. That's kind of convenient. So yeah, like the graphics for the game and everything, like it looks really nice. It does.

The combat, I'm kind of a little bit, I'm off and on about the combat, right? There are certain things I like about it, certain things I'm not really that big of a fan of. So it's kind of hard really for me to decide whether I like it or not. What's at the tree? What's this tree? Oh, it's a guy at the tree. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I probably should, I should rest. Wait, how do I, how do I camp? Oh, I have to hold it. Okay, I get it now. Nope, that's a skip arouski. Okay, and then I'm gonna exit camp. Okay. As well, why didn't you play Tashima first?

I never did. This is gonna be like a bad guy, right? Dueling tree. Oh shit. A real warrior. Finally. Fight to the death. All I want is a worthy opponent to show Takeso my worth

But I've only met the hungry Ronian and scrawny travelers you see buried Uh-oh That didn't stop you from killing them practice is practice but you I sense you will be a real challenge Why is he got a pan on his head? Is this guy gonna be like really hard to kill? I bet he will be. Yes. Oh shit Oh, what do I do I just hit this over?

Oh, okay. Okay. Don't hold back. I forgot how... You're disarmed? Retrieve your weapon. Okay, I get it. I get it.

How disappointing. There's like three, there's like three different things I have to know. You have rare talent. Oh shit. Shit! That's it Don't hold back Wait what I thought I was supposed to at R

Oh Damn I thought I hit that You have a bad talent See you can't hit them first Don't hold back I don't know how to Oh R2

Triangle I'm dead I'm dead right Just kill just kill me Just oh my God really? Okay. Oh, You have rare talents. Okay. I'm too slow, bro. Yeah. Red Dodge is blue Perry. Yeah, I get it. You have rare talent. That's it. Don't hold back. I don't know what this does. I don't. What do I do there? Like, triangle? It doesn't work.

Hold it. Really? Oh, I haven't he. Jesus, probably it's those kicks. That's it. Don't hold back. Dude, I... Fuck. How disappointing. It's that I don't know how to do that. Shit.

You have rare talent. Hold trial, then release. Oh, okay, okay, I got that now. Okay. Shit. You have rare talents. All right, all right, all right. Got it.

Don't hold back. I... Shit. Shit. Disappointing. I think I might be... I think I might be capped, boys. We might be cooked.

You have rare talent. That's it. Right? Don't hold back. I just don't know what to do there. Like... Disappointing. Yeah, it's not good.

Shit! Madka's bad. No, I know, I don't know how to... It's... it's the game's fast. It's very fast. Yeah, I'm still in the game. You have rare talents. That's it.

Don't hold back. I don't think I could beat this guy. I'm gonna be honest. Like that, that fucking, that yellow shit, I don't know what to do. Wait, wait, am I alive? Wait, oh, I was, but he just stood there. Hold triangle. Give me a minute.

Fuck. The dog resumed? Yeah. He does a lot of damage. Even the kick does a lot of damage. That's it. Don't hold back. I-

Okay. Okay, I'll give it a few more tries. I think I'm done. Ooh. Oh. Is it? So they're giving me the dog? Because I'm dying so much.

Yeah. Mare talents. Shit. Oh. Oh. That was good. You have mere talents. All right.

That's it. Don't hold back. I. Okay. All right, I'm done. I'm done. Okay. Okay. I can't figure it out. All right. So what do I think about the game? Um, overall, I think it's okay. I wish I could zoom out more. I don't like zoom. I don't like, uh, like being like super up close like that. But, uh, other than that, I mean, it's, it's fine. But, uh, yeah, it's not triangle. Well, I don't know how it works, right? Um, the games, I mean, it, the graphics for the game are great. Um, um, the games, I mean, it, it, the graphics for the game are great. raid. I mean, the story is just kind of like, okay, you're this lone samurai woman that's out in the world and she's trying to, you know, avenge her family. I feel like it's a pretty, pretty simple, like a lot of people have, I've done this story before. We've seen it many times. So that's pretty

much it. Um, a tutorial says hold triangle until they swing the release triangle. Yeah, but I didn't understand that because like I did that, but like maybe I did it wrong. Like I, I, I, I, like I have no idea. Uh, but yeah, uh, why are you doing this after what the actress said? Well,

I wanted to, I don't care what the actress said. Why the fuck would I give a shit about that? Like, it, what, really? Why do you think I give a fuck?

Like, you think I care about like, what actors? I don't give a fuck, bro. I listen to Kanye West, bro. Like,

I don't care. Like, I'm just trying to play the game, man. Like, if, if it's all right, it's not personal.

Yeah. Like, I mean, I don't give a fuck about that. Like, I think that, I mean, you'd like the first one way more. Maybe. You were too aggressive.

Maybe I have no idea. But yeah, that's generally what my viewpoints are on the game. I think it's okay. You know, it's not great. I mean, I don't, I mean, it's fine, I guess. It seems like I think it's probably above average for a game. I mean, PS5 exclusive kind of sucks. But other than that, I mean, that's about it, right?

I mean, you play it more on stream. it's a bit too hard it's just it's just a bit it's a bit too fast too hard I don't give a fuck to be honest it's too much maybe I'll play it later on salty because you suck I mean like I don't know I mean like

I anything that or drop the difficulty yeah I could play it on a super easy mode but that's just gonna make the game it's gonna give me more health and make me do more damage right like that's not really

like that doesn't really feel good whenever you just like turn it down you kill it down you kill everything in like one or two hit, right? But yeah, I just don't, I don't, I'm past the point in my life for like anything, if anything is ever challenging in a video game, I

immediately just quit and give up. Like, I do not give a fuck about this stuff. Oh, this is a new thing. I didn't even know I had that. Yeah, I literally do not give a fuck. And so, the moment that anything like that happens, I just immediately am done.

And so, yeah, you're interested in Zion Hill? Yeah, I'm just being honest. right um yeah change outfit yeah apparently there's like other outfits and stuff like that so yeah i mean the game was okay it's not like i mean it certainly didn't like you know get me in or anything like that or excite me but why you said on hard then well usually like games like the normal mode version of a game is like really easy and so and also like i'm gonna be real like it's not like the game's impossible right it's like oh you i can't figure out how to beat the game

I figure out how to beat the game It's not that hard But I just don't give a fuck That's the real reason Like I don't give a fuck It doesn't matter Like yeah You couldn't hit one note earlier

Yeah well I didn't know how it worked right I mean like fuck like I I don't yeah See me on stream late night And I have extra time Maybe sometimes Maybe sometimes not right It really just depends

But yeah Never want mons Guiltripin and playing trash games Well I like playing new games Well, I like playing new games, right, whenever they come out. That's what matters. So, yeah. Whether it's worth the time investment or not.

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Great Alize to be, the game seems easier. Yeah, there's a lot of games like that. You're the man who beat Simon? Yeah, about that. That was a final rating. I mean, it was okay. Worse than Rona.

I liked Rise of the Ronen a lot more. Like, I'll definitely say that. I did like Rise of the Ronen a lot more than I like this game. So, yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, I would say that for sure, definitely. But, you know, like that game in general, like any sort of, uh, are you going to flush this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tried it out. It's okay. It's nothing really super exciting. I don't really see myself like wanting to play through the whole thing. Yeah. Sure. You suck at the game? I suck at every game. I'm, I'm generally bad at video games because I don't care.

That's the real reason why more than anything is that I just at the end of the day don't really care.