Asmongold TV - So I Tried Rise of the Rōnin.. | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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This game came out today on PC, and I figured I'd play it for a little while and see if it's any good. Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a bit. Haven't done some gaming for quite a long time. I know a game. Imagine that. Let's do it. Oh. Oh. Oh. We in this shit.

That's me. I don't have to play as a girl in this game, right? No. Thank God. Actually, isn't this like a brother and a sister so you decide which one you're going to play as, I think? I guess not. Oh, you guys might not know this. This is be playing the game, by the one. Oh shit.

Oh. It's like my hair. They got them guns out. That's right. Oh shit. Was that the British Army? Damn. What the fuck?

Okay. Well, shit. Press any button, okay. Three centuries ago, Japan was unified under the Tokugawa show unit. Yeah? It closed its doors to the rest of the world. It was a time the island nation prospered.

It's a nice place. Despite its apparent tranquility, conflict grew beneath the surface. Oh shit. Ha, ha ha. Strict surveillance. In public, they were loyal. Bro. But the coals of discontent was...

Jesus. ...cantors conflagration. Uh-oh. Weapons were secretly forged in preparation. Oh. They got the ninjas. But the Shogun's forces got wind of the plan and took terrible and bloody reprisals. Damn.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Uh-oh. Oh. They did not count on another type of weapon being forged in Kurosu. Warriors known as the veiled edge. These are the good guys.

Damn. These nameless assassins were unmatched in their abilities. Pillage of a master the blaze. They home their skills and pairs called blade twins. Together, unstomable. Blade twins are forever tied together by the bombs of fate. Wow. Level 100 grandma. Yeah, true.

Okay, uh, let's see. Body type 1, by changing your body, uh, do you want to do this? No. Okay, well we're obviously gonna be a guy, right? And then preset. Wait, I can be a white guy in Japan. Damn, I didn't even know I could do this. Okay, um, uh, let's see. I guess we're gonna go with generic white guy one or generic white guy two. What do you guys think? Make Yusuke? That would be funny, but I don't know if I want to do that. Yeah, it is funny. Okay, we're gonna go with this, I think, right? And, uh, Yeah, yeah, we can start with this. That's probably the closest, but it's not really great, but it's decent. Actually, I think this one's probably a little bit better for me. What do you guys think? In terms of, like, face with like the mouth and everything?

Yeah, I think this is better. Yeah. Okay, let's go that. And then, uh, confirm. We're going to confirm that. And then, okay, face, face shape. I'm not going to deal with any of this. Doesn't really matter. Okay. Let's look at hair. Preset. Okay. I didn't even know I could make my own character. Yeah, I thought you were just playing as one of those guys. Oh, shit. Okay, yeah, I don't know about that, guys.

Yeah, I feel like that's a... Oh, no. Oh, God. Okay, what about this? I think this one's fine, right? Uh... That's a girl haircut for sure. Oh, geez.

Okay. There aren't really a lot of options here. I feel like we're going to go with... Man, I really don't want to. I think we're just going to go with this. I think this one's fine, right? I mean, like, what the fuck? Yeah, I think this is fine.

11? No, no, guys. Guys, you really want me to... Jesus. Jesus, that's bad. Okay, all right, we'll do it. That's fine. Okay, facial hair. Let me see. Pre-set. Okay, where there's not really a lot of options. I guess we're just going to go with that.

And then we'll go, actually, let me go with that. Okay, and then for hair, hairstyle. Base hair. Wait, oh my God. Wait, oh, wait, wait a minute. Were these in the game? Were these before? Wait. Oh, no, we have a perfect one. There it is. We got it. Okay, or I could go with that Let me see

Okay, um Because I would want to go with this This one's cool But man I mean Damn Damn, bro, I could be super sane Yeah, I don't know guys

Like that would look really cool I think we're gonna go with I think that we will do it Yeah, let's do it The decision has been made Okay, and let me see here, additional controls. Okay, escape back. Okay, bangs.

Wait, you can change this. Oh, you can't. Okay. All right, perfect. Okay. So that's decent. All right. Um, yeah, I think that looks really good.

Because you're bald? Yeah, that's fine. Facial hair, okay, facial hair color. Yeah, actually, let me change. Can I change my color to the hair? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let me change just brown here, right?

Where's dark brown? But that was dark brown. Over here? That's red. There's like no dark brown. Oh yeah, yeah, down in there, I think. Yeah, yeah. C and Z.

Oh, I just make it darker. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, that's good. Okay. And okay, and then we're going to go back. Base hair color. tips color okay let me change this as well okay that's good bald hair color guys stop it stop it this is this is the way it's supposed to be okay and we don't really care a whole lot about this it doesn't

really matter highlights gray hair we're not adding in gray hair guys it's not going to happen all right mustache what we have for mustache um I feel like that's probably about it right No I don't think it really matters Yeah I guess I go with that 8 probably Yeah that should be good Okay

And length Okay I'm gonna make it really long Curliness Wait you can make your mustache more curly Okay I'm not gonna fuck with that All right, and then beard. Okay, yeah, and I already changed that. Length, make it as long as possible.

And not curly at all. And makeup, absolutely fucking not. Body. Okay, height. We're gonna put, like, I'd say 18, like 17 or 18. We'll do 17. Head size? Damn!

Okay, we're gonna make it like right about there. Okay, that should be good. And then wait. Okay. All right. So absolute very bare and minimal muscle mass. Okay. Oh, geez.

He's, geez. Okay. All right. That's kind of bad, guys. I don't know about this. Body here. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Does this even matter? Body markings. Wait, what? I can have a body. Body marking? Oh shit! Okay, um... The flower on them.

What if I do that? I feel like... I feel like this kind of looks cool. Yeah, I kind of like that. Like an arisen? Yeah, like the arisen. Yeah, exactly. That's a good idea. Yes! Well, that's fucking perfect. Okay. And...

Wait, can I make it go all the way? No, I can't. All right. and that's good and body hair body markings okay and we don't really care too much about that that's all fine and okay and can I do markings on my head

no I can't okay eyes let me do I type I'm not going to change that at all how can I change the color of the eyes irises and pupils probably yeah there we go okay all right that's good and

and then Oh, what about the beard? Give me a minute. Fuck, I'm trying to figure this out. Facial hair, facial hair, colored. There we go. Okay, we're good. All right, and then also brown.

And colored tips are going to be brown. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, this is, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're really, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is looking real good, guys. The nose is big. Yeah, I guess I could change that a little bit.

Okay, um, have a little bit of gray hair, that's fine. I'm 34 now at least, right? Most people have gray hair by 34. And so, mustache, beard, and draw. Okay, that's fine. And then, okay, all right, nose. We'll make the nose a little bit smaller. Okay.

Um, oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. Uh, I don't know which one to this is good. Okay. Yeah, this is a, this is kind of a good customer. I'm kind of impressed. Okay, about like right there. Okay, nose slant.

Okay, well, we're not going to have that. That's a scuffed nose. That's pretty fucking good. I'm gonna be, that's... Damn. God damn. That's pretty close. Wow.

I'm Asian. Now, am I now? Okay. Um, let me see. All right. So base is a preset. Elbow, a knee angle. I don't know.

Skin color. I feel like my skin color is pretty much fine. Yeah, this is good. Holy fuck. Um, facial hair, face. Okay, eyebrows, maybe. I feel like, I think this is actually the best one. That one's okay.

Yeah, actually this one's better. Yeah. I think we go with this. Nine? Yeah. Okay. And... Eyebrow height. Oh shit! Oh!

Oh! Okay. Um... Let me see. Uh, I'd say probably about like right there. Eyebrow depth. I don't really want to fuck around with this too much. The spacing, uh... I feel like all the rest of this is pretty accurate.

Yeah, this seems pretty accurate. Yeah. This seems pretty accurate. accurate angle. Oh. Okay, then I have to change the spacing now. He's got a unibrow. What? I fucking... How do you get rid of the unibrow? Spacing? It didn't work. Okay, uh, we're gonna go like right out here. I think this is good, guys. I do. I think this is as good as it's gonna get. I think we have, we have our warrior here. Aging. Forehead wrinkles. Okay, 20, eye wrinkles zero, laugh line zero. Okay.

And, all right, good. Eyes. I don't want to even try to fuck around with this. I'm not even going to begin to fuck around with this. Eyeliner, I'm not going to give him eyeliner, okay? The mouth is fine, two, ears, nobody gives a shit. Honestly, I think this is really good. I do.

I'm I'm proud of this yeah this is really really really good the voice okay shouldn't it play no let's go that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool that's cool. Let's go on. I think that's good enough, right? Okay, options. Okay. That's good. Let me go back.

Okay. I think we're good. I think we have our warrior here. And we're obviously not going to play as a girl. That would be weird. Okay, change the stances. The stances. I just think that number one is fine.

Yeah, is it third person? I would hope so. Okay, let's do it. No! Wait, I have to play as a girl? Can you make her boobs bigger? Head size, muscle... chest size. Okay. Okay. That's as good as it's gonna get, all right? Muscle mass. Uh, okay, that's good. All right. And, uh...

I don't... care about anything else okay that should be fine yep don't give a shit about anything that's all right all right that's the only thing that matters let's go maker brown no no it's fine okay uh her voice no it's okay all right and then confirm okay good or wait finalized settings all right decent enough our voice let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go I don't, okay, let's just go with that. Let's go. It doesn't matter.

It's the girl character who gives this shit. Who cares? Okay. And let's confirm tab, finalized settings. Yes, let's go. Yeah, let's go. There it is. All right.

Okay. Special skills, all right. The veiled edge passed down. Strike those to send your way. Okay, this is a gun. Seducer. They're being charismatic. Oh, this is a pole arm.

Okay, this is like, I don't know what the fuck. I feel like we just go with killer, right? I mean, I think that's the right option. Yeah, breaker. So this is, yeah, this is the strength build. I mean, let's just go with this strength build. Okay. Yeah.

I feel like sapper might be better, but we're going to start with this. This should be okay. Yes. It's too bad you couldn't make her boobs even bigger. but you know we did the best we could why is he so pretty I made them look like me okay

select character okay well I mean obviously I'm gonna play the character I spent a fucking hour making so yeah that's good okay chicken time to die chicken boom bitch

that's right that's right okay all right let's go let's go let's go wait Where is I supposed to go? Oh. Yeah.

Alright. What are you going to use? Uh, select a weapon. Okay. A pole arm. A katana. A spear. Paired swords. Okay.

Uh... Oh, I think that's a parry. Okay, charge attack. The charge attack doesn't work. Second weapon? Okay. Uh, I'm gonna use my second weapon as gonna be a spear. Okay.

Pull-arms halibardo? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I feel like this one's better, right? Yeah, that's gotta be better. That's 100% gotta be better. Yeah, because if I'm using a pole arm, I'm hitting them from a distance, right? I'm Wukonging it? Yeah, exactly. Okay, that's good.

All right, let me look around. This shit outta here! Okay, there's nothing special I have to loot here, right? It looks like no. All right, let's do it. Yes. Yes. Alright, let's go.

Look at this. It's pretty easy. Well, that was pretty easy. Yeah. Let's RIMBA up, shall we? Howdy Dodge? They can do that? Okay.

Well, I might just use this. Okay. Alright. This way. What's that? Nothing. I'm trying to learn how this works. Okay, let's go down here.

Sprint. Yeah, I get it. The game looks pretty nice. Nice, so far. What's in the water? Did I loot that? I think I did, right? Okay, can I loot this?

I got a shell. Nice, guys. Okay, so it's a bonfire? Got it. Boom, bitch. Time to begin. Oh, shit. Okay, let's do it.

I'll get the better of you this time. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Bitch. That's it. Read their intention. Counterspark chain,

Deplete repeat attacks using countersparks, okay. Okay. I know you're everywhere. You'll have to do better. Okay. That's right. That's right. Oh!

bitch oh damn i killed her huh okay nice yes you will fight me i will face the folks okay i gotta get my energy back that's right oh damn then we're beating this shit out of grandma I hit the wrong button. Okay.

Switch control. What the fuck? Wait, what the fuck? So then I can resurrect myself? This is some crazy ass shit. Looks like you're getting somewhere. Oh. So I do actually have to play as the girl? Oh my god.

Damn. That's enough training for now. Nice. I'm assigning you a new mission. The black ships from America are anchored off the coast at Yokohama. sneak aboard and steal the secret message in Commodore Perry's possession. Okay. And if the opportunity arises, kill Perry.

Damn. We just kill his ass, okay? Understood. A response worthy of the veiled edge. This is the day our clan has long prepared for. When we finally. go to war with the Tokugawa. This is an order.

Failure is not an option. Okay. Are you ready to head for the black ships? Yeah, bitch. Good. I know you will not let me down. Now move. Perry's a historical figure. Is it, is he a historical figure like Oda Nobunaga or a historical figure like Yusuke?

Oda, okay. It's actually real, okay. He's Tom Cruise. Yeah. Okay. The last bald right? No, shut up. Let's begin. I'm gonna just go in there. Where's bitch at? Maybe I should dive down. Oh, fuck, fuck, god damn it.

Can they swim? Fuck, they can swim. What do you mean they can swim? God damn it Got him all right beat the game Okay, so that was really bad. I'm almost dead. Okay Can I run away? It's okay. It's okay. It's okay

Jesus God damn So now what? Okay, oh I just realized. I don't know why I'm losing it. I know I don't I don't I'm losing I don't have the right weapon okay nice okay he's dead damn what the fuck okay that's not so bad so now I get my health back see I didn't get this I didn't have the stick out so that was the problem that's the reason why I was I was not doing well there okay let me go down here approach from the back take it slow all the practice has paid off gotcha gotcha

bitch gotcha bitch bitch oh oh get out of my life can i open these doors no oops and try it again oh i thought i was going to do the thing again oh wait i'm on fire now that was kind of cool yeah it was cool when i got a gun is there another way Wait. I didn't do anything. Yeah, I feel like that didn't really do a whole lot. I don't know, guys. How do I get rid of this?

Okay, there we go. Damn, I cut the guy's head off. Holy shit. I see. Yeah, it's a decapitation, exactly. Let me look around. I would say that was easy, but actually, like, I put like shit there, It's okay. I might as well just do this. That way I don't have to use my thing. I don't know if I get how many of those I get or if they respawn whenever I die or not.

Oh, okay. Damn. Damn. Damn. I'm just cutting the heads off. Black ship holds key. Okay. Um, give me a minute. I'm just, I just want to look around and get idea what's going on with this. gang. I just realized. I don't need to be here. I need to be over there. Where's the stuff? There's got to be a special loot area. Where's the stuff? There's the stuff. Sabre. Equipment. Holy shit, this is complicated. Okay, well, this one's blue.

So if I look at this, this one says two and the other one says one. So, I feel like we should use the one that, that I mean, I'm not the only one, right? Damn, this shit's real complicated. Okay, all right, martial skill, confirm. I can't decide that. Holy fuck, this is complicated. Well, I'm going to use this sword then. How is this not working?

Okay, there. I had to double click. Okay, a bullet. Okay, so these are my heels. Sub weapon. American rifle. Okay. So I feel like I should use this, right? Wait a second. Armor? Okay, I don't have anything for my head.

Items, okay. See that? Is there a sliding attack? No. Damn it, bro! How the fuck did you do that? Alright, go through here. Go up here. Bring it off. Get out of that! Oh, so they automatically res. Now I'm playing as a girl though. Like, I'm playing as a girl, though. Like, I'm Ah, Jesus, guys.

Oh, fuck. Oh, this is real bad. Oh, this is, oh, no. Okay. No, but he's, he's not full health. So I should play as her right now. Oh, actually, now he will be. Okay.

All right. Now I'm a real man again. By the way, my heavy attack? Oh, was that a heavy attack? Yeah, it is. Okay, so I can't do. heavy attacks. It wasn't working before. What's this? Captain's cabin key. Is this Tyler Perry? Black and silver saber. Is that good? No, it's not. If you look at the number, the number's smaller.

That means it's bad. Dual wield? Can I do that? Let me say. is clear and my harpoon ready oh shit damn ha ha ha that's right yep yep who out the glock i will not die till i've netted this whale okay okay uh oops huh i wonder why i'm not getting at it Okay. Damn. This guy doesn't fuck around. Parry? Well, I don't know what the parry timing is. Okay, let's do it.

See, like, I thought I parried that. Yeah, I'm not understanding this. I feel like the girl is better. Like, I'm unironically doing better with the girl. I really don't like this. Damn. The DEI buff? I guess so. Okay.

Take her sword. Go. Go up there. That time. Damn. Damn. Jesus. The pari timing on this is really hard. Yeah, the pari timing is really fucking hard.

It's tiny. Yeah, it's really, really small. I think the different weapons have different timings. We don't need a girl bro. We don't need the girl. We just do it. He's a slotment combo? Yeah, you can. Oh, oh. Oh. It's about to say I have to beat this guy too.

Oh no. A male that you will sacrifice their partner for duty. So which of you will do the deed? Oh my God. Wait. Uh-huh. I have to have the girl die. You will be able...

Yes. Kill the girl. Oh, no. A pitiful sight. The blue demon. Damn. I roached out. I did.

It's not your wifu. Dude, that's... That's your sister, man. That was the only trace that Wow. Well, if they never found the body, I mean, she'll probably come back halfway through the story. Maybe she'll have like a robot arm, you know. Damn, so it's over. Wow. I really kind of fucked up, huh? Yeah. Equipment? Shit. Wait, why is everything on fire? Wait.

Blade flash. What? Okay. Maybe I go in through here. Word of loot. Hey! Okay. I don't know if I want to use the Sherekan's right now.

So could not just go and do a little bit of this. Ha! What a retard! Wait, why's their dog here? What a dumb idiot. So, uh, this looks kind of bad, though, right? It's like everything's on fire and this is like where I was supposed to live. So like, yeah, I think this is, yeah, this is real bad.

Yeah, this is super bad. What are you doing? What are you going? I'm gonna do the parry. Boom, bitch. What's going on? Damn. Hey, I've got his leg off, just like that, huh?

I'm gonna die. I'm having to use a lot of my heels. Turn around. Can I get him to turn around? I'm gonna hide here. I'm gonna hide in the bamboo. You're not gonna see me? No, how do you know that I was gonna be there?

Jesus, this guy is no joke. Holy fuck. God damn! Okay, so now what happens? Okay. Easiest game of my life. I'm gonna try and go all the way around. Fuck.

Damn it, bro! We're gonna be smart this time. I'm gonna be real smart. I'm gonna play like a champion. Can I assassinate the dog? Damn, bro! I feel like this is kind of like more of a ninja game, you know? Maybe I go down this one.

I sneak around. What a fucking retard. Oh, man. What an... Okay. All right. I feel like I'm an assassination wizard. Oh my God.

I have to start all the way back from here. Jesus. Good practice? Yeah, I'll play it a little bit more. I think I might have to stop. This is hard. This is too hard. This is way too fucking hard.

Okay. There's two of them, too. Yeah, it's the parries that really do it for you. The paris are so good. Okay. Um, oh. Okay.

And there's no heel anywhere nearby, so I have to go through this whole thing myself. Jesus. Okay. That's brutal? Yeah, it is. Yeah, there's no checkpoint over there, right? I didn't see it. Yeah.

Ah, yep. Okay. Wait, can I? How does he know? How does he know that I'm in the grass? Okay. I've only got a couple of heels left. I got to use another one right now.

Okay, I get more Shurikins. I guess that's good. Bro, this shit's scaring me. Yeah, I'm fucking paranoid. Okay. You got this, bro? No, I'm fine. I'm good.

Okay. That should be crouched. Ready for anything? Prepared. Oh, nice. There's one of the things here. Okay, thank God. Okay.

We got it. So, equipment okay so I can't really change a whole lot can I no not really okay um well let's go can I no

okay Yeah, you see like how much Perry does? Like it's all about Perry. Like look at that. That's insane. Okay. Just as I suspect you mean to abandon the clan and search for them. Have you forgotten the code? Wait, I have to fight her? You know I cannot let you leave. Oh shit!

Deserters of the clan are marked for death. If you survive this earth, this is an oon. Come now. Have you forgotten who the master is? Not training to hesitate. Jesus. You are worthy of the veiled edge. Okay.

But timing, I need your help. The shogonaut has found us. all right maybe I just let him kill her I feel like that make it way easier right okay all right let's do it the clan are marked to death have you got the people who the master is sorry sight think you survive I gotta lock in What's wrong?

I do not pray you to hesitate Oh shit How will you fight with your twin So be all you've got Not bad No, we did learn my thing Just die Ha ha

Okay I'm gonna, bro I'm throwing them spinners at her at her. We got him. She gonna die old age. Can't finish the job. You always were soft. Damn. You've been the same ever since. Why did we kill the grandma? Like, what the f- why would you do this?

I don't think this is... It seemed kind of unnecessary. Why would you do that? Ninja-co? That's stupid. Why don't you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Since you were her, no, it's not. Just let me go. Ever since I lost my blade twin, I've had to live with the pain of surviving. I have failed. Alright, let's go.

Ah, fuck! Wait, don't I get a weapon from her or something? By the giant tree to elude the sugar nut's ages. You should rock this badass hair? I don't know if I want to do that, man. Oh, I got a new weapon. This is a new weapon, right? We just killed her for no reason.

How did we do that? How did we kill her for no reason? Oh, what he needed that. Yeah? Go, my child. Live your own life. Turtle made it to the water. Well, that's cool.

Let me guess it's going to show the title of the game. That's what I thought. I've played, yeah, I've played video games before. That was cool. It's an open world. Oh, good. Paint material, apothecaries, to craft remedies, blacksmiths, you can upgrade things.

Okay, all right, all that makes sense. All right, cool. Let's loop this. And let's loop that. So we have a bamboo and a bamboo. bamboo sheath. What about the rock? Hello? Let me guess. Is there fall damage? There's probably this game is so fucking punishing. Of course there's fall damage in this game. This game is insane. Oh, this looks really nice. I mean the graphics, like, I'm gonna be honest, right? The graphics are

like a seven, okay? They're not really good, but some of the like the color direction and like the lighting is like, shit. Okay, so now I'm level two. Can I get up mount? Where's my horse? Do they have horses in Japan? Yes? Okay. Do the mission? I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want. Honomoku. Let me guess. This guy's gonna kill me. I'm gonna sneak around. I want to sink around and execute him. It's not what I do? Wait, I can't. What's behind here? Nothing. You retard. Oh man. Retinal handband. That's good.

Oh. Hello. Check the new weapon? Okay. Uh, it sucks. Like, you can get an Odachi, which is 10 more, but I bet this is faster. I think we're going to use the saber. And also, oh, wait, no, isn't the Odachi, the big sword?

It is. That's the long sword. So if I literally, there's no way this is going to work, right? Wait, why does health not? We're good. Oh, we're good. We're good. Shit! Now, how'd he know? Please tell me his health doesn't reset. Bro, if this game wants to have this, like, weird, perry bullshit, like, this is what it gets. See? See, I can do it. I knew I could do it. I knew I could do it. Look how easy that was. I'm a winner. Fugitives defeated. Wow. What's in here? Fucking nothing. Literally fucking nothing. Actually fucking...

So I did all that for... I, I mean I cheesed the game for nothing? You got to get me a new weapon, right? Wait, he actually did. Pull arm. Armour? Can I, can I say? I think I should say, Can I save? Yeah, let me save. Okay, yeah, we're gonna save right fucking now. Okay, all right. I'm gonna assassinate the chicken.

Damn it! Collate, collect! Nice. Can I cut that on the tree? Let me say. Shit game! Okay, let me go over to town then. Check map.

Damn, bitch! Okay. I really like how my health Regions in between fights. It feels a lot better. Okay, public order, all right, so... Oh shit. I'm a war ward.

Let me go talk to the girl. Wait, where's the girl? There's a person here. Who is this? Hey! You there! What's up, stupid box, bitch? You're a traveler, I take it. If I were you, I'd avoid the village beyond here. Bandits have moved in and made it their den.

I'm the bandit now. I came all this way to pedal my wares, but it's left me in a mine. The checkpoint's just up the road too. Nezico, she's in the box! If you're determined to go, then take this with you. It should serve to distract the bandits at least. What is a Earthworm gem? What the hell is that?

Okay. Um... Okay. of these that's nice can you fish in this game I thought I heard somebody there's nobody even here here's what we do all right we use equipment items F2 wait what about the wait what about the fucking where are the things save it's a good idea sub weapon okay I'm gonna use the gun how do I change my sub-weapon again? X.

And how do I use it again? How do I use my sub weapon again? R? What? What? Damn, bitch. We got his head! That's my head now.

Is there anything in here? Can I open this? No. Okay. Alright. Like that, huh? Do it again? it again. Stupid ass. Stupid ass bitch. So I get experience for killing other guys. That's crazy. Oh tab stat screen. Okay so uh space spend skill points. All right so we got. Okay this is like so this is like

this is Wu Kong at home. Unarmed. I don't really care about that. That's kind of cool. Dixterity. What's this? Craft ailments? I feel like that's really good. That's cool. That's like Eishin or something. Charm. Energy coin acquisition. Damn, this shit's...

What the fuck? This is complicated. Holy shit. Holy fuck. So all these are new trees? Oh my God. Okay, well, I mean, this is obviously the best one, right? Wait, why?

Why can I not... But I want to do this one. I want to do... But how do I not do this one? How to, but I want that one. But I want the other one. How do I get the other one? You need Dix points?

Well, how the fuck do I get Dix points? I gotta do stuff. So I just do stuff until I have enough points? Is that it? 53. Oh my God. Western boots. Okay.

Damn, we got all the hose in here now. The earthenware ball I gave you was useful, I trust. Yeah. I've got other things in stock too, so do have a browse. Okay. Sure. Sure. I'm gonna have a browse.

Can I have the brows? Okay. Craft. It's okay. Earth, healing elixirs. Toxic wet stone. Oh my god. What will it be?

Power remedy. Oh, this is really good. This is really good. So I could buy this with my money. I don't know what I need to... Okay. What will it be? What will it be?

Can I upgrade this? Kill and take the loot? I don't think that's how it works. What will it be? Is there anything else? Is there anything else? Auto disassemble. Please come again.

Shut up, bitch. Yeah, that's right, bitch. Watch the fuck out. Hose mad! I run this shit. I gotta go now. We'll go over here. Let's save.

Actually, let me see if I can kill the villagers. Oh my God, I can't. I didn't know that would happen. You were surprised? Sorry, I've just, I played a vowed recently. Okay, let's go over here. So I saw my sword, yeah, I do.

What's that? Can I? What the hell is this? Can I, can I jump up here? I can do this. I can do that. I can do this. We're gonna try that again.

That's a fat boy. It's a big old fat boy. He gonna turn around. We're gonna get him. Stupid fat boy, you're about to die now. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?

What's wrong? Where's your arm go? Where's my health? Why's my health not going back? just gonna let me let me let me see okay so so I got a new weapon right damn he in the air now how do you know I was through the wall dude this weapon's good they thought they thought that was gonna get me hey so stupid bro like they're so dumb bro the ho's mad wow okay good did i miss something in the tree really oh damn like Oh, I didn't know it was gonna end it like this. Like so I just didn't know that could happen.

Okay, uh, well, I guess I lost that item. Um, Ghosts of Timu. Really? I feel like this game I think this is pretty fun so far. Honestly, I'm gonna be real. I expected that I was gonna quit this game within like an hour. I thought this game was gonna be bad. You have new armor? Yeah. Oh, well, I don't want this. Like, who is this fucking bloodborn? Oh. Key blaze duration, ally aid. Oh my God, this is complicated. Okay. So, what's over here?

Nothing. Don't you need to raise the banners? Uh, I don't know. I guess I could go do this, right? Can I place marker? Okay, let me go over there. Level eight. Yeah, but I'm level 100 in cheating and video games.

So it doesn't matter. Do you really think that I'm not going to be able to kill this thing somehow? No mount? No. There's a horse and a first town you food? Nah. Nah. Nah.

Oh, let me do this. Let me save. Is there a quick save with that five? Let me see. It seems like the answer to that is no. Check. Horse flute. Can I mount?

You can do mounting combat? Can I loot? Are these bad guys? No, they would attack me if they were. Uh, how'd I dismount. Hippity pop! There it is. Let's go. Got it.

Okay, so where's this bad dude? Okay, he in the water. Let's sneak up over there. We gotta go over there. Can I, uh, I did just save, right? Like, where's my dog? I got a horse flute. So where's my horse food go?

Bad styles. Oh my God. Look at all these different things I can do. Items? Okay, F2. Why not? Okay, so that does work. Are there any sharks?

Where's the sharks? What? Huh? Oh. The guy's not even here. He's not even here. Wait at night? Can I wait by a fire?

Can I wait in the game? Not yet? Okay. So, um, that's kind of cool. I think we should do the jump, man. The jump seems pretty cool. Okay, we got that. And I can't get Dixterity, right?

I just don't understand why I can't get this. Oh. No, I can't do that either. I thought maybe if I spent a point in there, then I'd be able to, but that's, it doesn't matter. Okay. I'm trying to see if there's any fish. How far out can I swim? About that far.

Yeah, it's about that far. Give or take. Okay, and, oh, I wanted to check this area anyway. This is actually good. I wanted to die there. I died on purpose. Okay, so, how the hell do I get down there? I feel like I'm going to die if I go down there.

Oh, that was nothing. Oh. Oh. Oh, let me get that rock. What's this? Prey. Uh, okay. Tab, stat screen.

Okay, so I just got, I got another point. Is that it? Okay. Different areas against skill points. Okay, that makes sense. Wait, so how the fuck do my... I'm supposed to get back up here. Like, I don't know, I'm gonna try and jump over to here.

No. I slid right off that bitch, man. I thought I had it, too. Are there any fish? It seems as though there are no fish in the game. There are? No, I've seen fish before. There'd be way more of them if there were actually fish.

Don't move. Around, bitch. What do I have to Aquaman this guy? Okay. I'm a Navy SEAL. Damn, he got fucked up. And this is how I got over to here? Damn, okay.

Let me see, I got an item out of him too. Ooh, ooh, it's bad. It's real bad. Ooh, bad item. What a piece of shit. Oh, my God. Give me a second. Oh, comfortable, comfortable shoes.

Oh, what a piece of shit. Oh, what a piece of fucking shit. Oh, wow. Damn. Look at me. Let me go. Let me go. Wow. This is me. This is a...

Layed down this spot. Matt? That's a nice sword. That's a really nice sword. Paired swords. That's probably two of them then. Imagine that. You guys want to see it? Okay, sure. Oh wow, these really suck. That's kind of cool, but um, I think that like because of the the way this game works, I think this game works where like there's a revert that, there's like a reverse poise meter where so many attacks after an npc takes a certain amount of attacks very strong enemies present i think that sounds like something i should go kill let me go do it

um every time an enemy attacks like if i hit them enough times uh then it's yeah great idea great idea guys call the dog no i'm not ready for the dog yet oh my god Wait, why isn't he losing any health? Can I even kill these guys? Damn, this place is no joke. Bro, it didn't even do any damage. I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.

He didn't even take damage. I'm out, I'm roaching out, we're roaching out, boys. Where's my dog? There it is. Okay, let's go over here. The samurai never surrenders? I'm not surrendering. I'm just, it's a, we're just taking a break, that's all.

So I can collect wood from trees. Huh. Damn, well, these guys are pussies. Can I run her over? I almost can. Okay. We're gonna follow the directions of the game. Actually, wait, what's up here?

What's in the box? What's in the box? Paralytic wetstone. Oh, I wonder if that's like a stun thing. Let me see. Equipment. Damn, this shit sucks. Damn, this shit really sucks.

Wow. It's so bad. Okay. You didn't check the gauntlets. It's not gonna be good. If the other ones aren't good, that one's not gonna be good either. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, this game is pretty big. What? What? I didn't realize that was what was happening. Okay, I guess so just killed this guy. Damn. Damn, he got mega-dict. Pose mad. You want it? Do it. Do it. See what happens. Why didn't that work? God damn it. Dodging? How do I dodge? You don't know if I'm here or not. Can I jump up there? I have a plan.

I have a plan. I'm practicing. You have 10 stars? You want to know why I have 10 stars? Because I don't waste on stupid shit like this. Shit! Now I have seven. What's wrong?

What the fuck? the fuck out of here i didn't want to heal um get out of my life attack yeah we got we we got them yesukee level one cool so i could wait i could just gone damn it damn it oh wow look that oh shit oh wow look at who's area that was it x to get rid of this shit right uh what was a button to get rid of is it z no that's not z how i put my weapons away again. How I put my weapons away? Backsp- Oh, I don't know that's a stupid fucking button. Yeah, that's right. Damn, this in Japan? What the fuck?

What the fuck? This in Japan? There's no way. We colonialized them? Oh, t... You're welcome, guys. What's Baldi want? Where is your permit? I don't have one. No one just so here without a permit. Where I get a whole one. I don't have a time to be associating with the likes of you.

Go ask you around at the local village. Can I just pay them? Wait, Japan. No one just... What's the hell are you doing? No matter than load is in Yokohama. And security could not be tighter. Stop this nonsense or I will cut you down.

What's the hell are you doing? No, no. I wanted to see if I talked to him twice, if it would cause him to get mad. Okay. What was this gimp? Damn, really? Damn, they in that gay shit, huh? Yeah, they on that gay shit really hard. Wow.

Look at that. Y'all so good. That's big gay. You don't see me. You don't know I'm here. You didn't know I was here. You don't know I'm here. How do you know I'm here?

I said I wasn't here. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong, Mr. Dog? What? What? What? What?

Stupid bitch. I am the samurai warrior. Can I use this shield? Spreading democracy across Japan? Yeah, they're gonna have elections now. They're gonna elect the new emperor. Who's this fat, ugly loser? Hey, you!

Over here! What is this moron want? Talk to the village chef. chef. Thank you. You saved my life. I know. I thought I was about to meet my maker. Oh shit, yo, uh, Kyrshi, thanks to the raid.

Hi guys. Hello. Uh, meet my maker. Who were they? Bandits. They attacked our village with no warning, bastards. But now, everyone else is back. Thanks to you. You're welcome.

We are in proper shape to rebuild the village. I wish to repay you for saving our village. You will find all their loot stashed in the cave at the top of the hill. If you're heading that way, you might find a little something that could be handy. What do you say? Understood, I'll go. I presume you are probably struggling to get through that checkpoint. It is likely you will find a permit there.

If you need a travel permit, you'd be wise to hurry. You are not the only ruining after one. We're gonna have to fight somebody like me whenever we get over there. I really kind of fucked them up, honestly. I did. They got dicked. Ooh, I should have gone. I should have gone and got that.

That's okay, though. Oh! Wait, I can collect a rabbit? Game meat. It's too bad I can't kill them. Okay. Gay meat? Oh, that's what it said, right? I said the meat is big gay. Iron ore and pulverized pill.

Okay, that's, I'm probably fucking useless, but that's fine. Let me see if I can settle this dispute. Ooh, this seems like a pretty... Damn, these guys are actually kind of... wrong. Uh, do I get another deal? Yeah, I got that heel. Wait, if, so if I die...

Whoa, hold up, if I die, do I lose something? Like, cause if I, if I... Wait, is this a, like, it resets me though, right? So stat? No, no, no, because I want to know what I lost. I lost my karma, right? right? Karma basically souls? I understand.

Okay, so they are souls. I didn't understand that. Yeah, I just... What did I get? It's just so complicated. What the fuck? Oh my God. Oh my god, this is crazy.

Okay, so I just got an endocho. I don't need another one. I already have that one. So, uh, let's see. Um, armor. Did I get any better armor? No. Oh, 52. That's really good. Okay, let's get that. 31. That's bad. Those are really bad. Okay, wrote my items. Is there anything good here? I guess I'm not going to use these items yet. Yeah, that's right. I'm not to fight somebody in here. No, it'll probably, it'll probably just restart me back. Owl Netsuke charm. Uh, what the fuck is a charm? Uh, looks like I can't... Oh, it's an accessory. Okay, and I only... I can only use one accessory at a time. Okay, well, all these suck dick.

Literally all of these suck dick. Okay. Key consumption's okay? Yeah, well, I mean, none of them are like really good, right? I mean, like, at least I don't think so. If I look in this area, it looks like I did everything else in this area. Okay, good. Sulfur.

So I guess you have to craft probably if you're, if you... I mean, if there's... There's like rudimentary like fire, uh, firearms. The odds are you use sulfur to create gunpowder. That's what I'm kind of assuming, because like that's the way like every single video game works. Cave? Wait, well, I thought I did it. Oh, it's another cave. There's a bonus cave.

I was just walking past it. I assumed it was going to be back in that area. Okay. Oh, wow. You too? That attack was so good. My guy looks so dumb. Wait, ooh, am I, am I gonna have this guy be like my other guy?

I bet he's gonna be my other guy. Yeah. This is no, bitch. Someone just doesn't know when to quit. It seems you might also have a story to tell. I know. Tag along with me. Will you?

This way. This way. Come on. Okay. Cool. We gay now? Yeah, bro, we big gay. We're gay now, bro.

Can you believe that? I got a Dex point? Oh, no, did I? No, I didn't. Wait, I did. Oh, that's huge. Yeah, the double assassination is crazy good. Craft bolstering items.

Arrows, hold R. Well, that's kind of cool. I might go with that. That's really cool, too. We went and gone and did it. And I think we maybe put two points into this. I'm thinking, oh, no, we don't have enough. Because I don't have enough strength.

I'm not strong enough. I don't really see unarmed having any value. I feel like money is really good, right? I mean, like, I would say money would be really, really, really good. Actually, maybe not. I feel like we're obviously going to go with that, right? The rapid crits. And so let's just stick with that for now.

This way, I can feel a breeze. Yeah, that, that's like that, that's... Wait. Oh, man, somebody looted all the stuff. The world's turned upside down since the black ships arrived. Oh my God. Who knows what will become of the samurai. Oh, bro.

We're slow. We'll be left behind. What did I tell you? It's the exit. Stick with me and you'll be all right. Thank God. I have this guy to follow. me or sorry to leave me around.

I was in that cave looking for a permit when they attacked out of nowhere. I know I technically left my clan, but did they have to chase me all the way from Tulsa? Oh, so if you walk... ...being of Rohn-in can be liberating, but I wonder if it's worth the trouble. Two gay boys off on an adventure together. Still, I can't believe you got attacked in there too. I've got a feeling that old Godja might have fooled us. Wait, so what happens if I use the whole?

That's the way of the world. Folks would stop. There it is. This is the place I wanted to take you. So, you're on your way to Yokohama too. Well, good luck if you don't have a permit. If you're after one, I might know someone who's got some. The head of the gang of rogues that's occupying the local magistrate's house.

They've been busy stealing everything that's not nailed down. You'll have some of his thugs guarding him, I bet. But you look like you can handle yourself. I'll handle these notes. Let's do it. Want to go and purloin some permits? Let's do it. That's the spirit.

I knew you had a bit of fight in you. Okay. I'm ready for action. It's a mission. Number of bullets can be loaded and now a handgun? Okay. It's a big place. I wonder where their leaders hold up.

Oh, you got this guy? Easy game. Easy a skates, actually. So I should use this guy? Oh, I was a bad idea. Oh shit! I fell off the edge. Okay, we gotta go back up there. Let's go.

Damn, he's gonna kill here, right? Damn, that's crazy. Damn, that's crazy. So can I reset him back? I'm just trying to understand the way this game works. Okay, so it looks like while I'm in a mission, okay, so what happened is that once the characters get too far apart, they stop working.

And you don't region health at all in these missions. Shoot with a gun? No, this is fine. I just didn't know how it worked. Okay. Okay. Um, what are we doing here? Yeah, let me use this.

Okay. Okay, so it makes me do more damage. Let's wait. We're gonna work our way up to that. You're not looking so good. Damn, I just beat the shit out of him. Okay. What an idiot.

It was smooth. Damn, damn, we got him. All right. Okay. I'm still just trying to learn this game. What's in here? You're leaving the mission area. Okay, that seems bad.

He'll. I will at some point. I'm just not ready to do it yet. That's all. I guess I'll do it now. Jesus, I cut him in half. Gotcha bitch. Okay, I'm starting to get an idea how it's supposed to work.

Okay. Is he mad? I think he's mad. Just cut us out. off. Just fucking... I just walk up to them, man. That's all it takes. Ooh, does this respond to cock suckers then? No, it doesn't. Talk? Like, if there would ever be a value for me to do this, I don't think there's really a reason for me to upgrade right now, because I feel like I'm...

Dissassemble, some... Like, yeah, I don't think any... I know I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna go up there. Just give me a chill chill chill chill yeah I don't think I need anything really. I mean like what the fuck? Yeah, I'm chilling Sure thing So your patronage Is there a bad guy here? No workmaster's hat Ooh, what's in here? Oh, what's in here? Nothing? Oh wow This is my fucking time.

Okay. Let's go this way. It's locked. It's like you messed up again. Who? Why not? You must have a death wish. Who?

Gonzo. I wonder how that hit me. What an idiot. What an idiot, Gonso! Oh, I'm... Oh, I didn't realize I was at the animation. I got to fight this. I got to fight with this guy.

Oh, I didn't think you'd turn around like that. Appreciate it. What an idiot. Yeah. Gonzo was dunzo. Yeah, true. Spare him for the best reward in the game. What's in it for me?

Yeah, we're definitely gonna... I guess it must be that area down to the bottom, right? I guess it must be that area down to the bottom, right? Well, if you don't mind, I think I'll go. Okay, nice. Mission complete. Damn, look at that area, holy shit. Look at all that. Wow. We had to use a good amount of heels for that though.

Could have definitely played a lot better, but that's okay. I can't believe you let their boss live. I wanted more stuff. He said he'd give me all their... Yeah, exactly. And you trusted him. You're a soft touch. Well, as long as we can find those permits.

You've got the key to their storehouse, right? Mm-hmm. Well, let's head there. I've got an idea where it might be. Let me... Come on. Follow me. Let me go. So it's the area that I was just at.

100%, right? Yeah, hunted. All right, let's do it. Big money. Big money. This is the big money right here. Checkpoint permit. So you found some permits, did you? Could you spare one for me?

Yeah. This isn't a mere piece of paper to get me past a checkpoint. No. This is the ticket to a brighter future for this whole country. It's a future I'm going to help forge. You know, I have a feeling I haven't seen the last of you. Maybe we can meet up in Yokohama. I'll see you there.

There's a clock tower there in the western style. Meet me there. Ask around if you can't find me. Where's Riyoma Sakamoto? You'll make it work. Well, see you around. Nice. Oh shit.

Oh, that's my boy. Let's go. Okay. So I can glide? Well, that's badass. Okay, looted everything. Damn. Damn.

All right. What happens if I do this and I press it again? Okay, so I can do that. Let me see, is there any new weapons? Like, where's my new loot? Damn, I still haven't gotten anything any better. This is it. This is my best item so far.

I actually thought I was about to get something better. Oh, I scroll. I can scroll now, but still, still, it's not better. 20? Why is that that... Proz of the door? I'm not going to wear if the door. Oh, oh, we're gonna go with this for sure. Enemy evasion, key attack. Probably should go with that, but I'm not going to. We drift out? Yep.

Does I have to talk to this guy? Where is it? I got it right here. Very well, you may proceed. I am proceed. Damn. Oh, that's what's up. It's headwig. Wow. I got my gold card. Yeah, bro. I dropped that five mil. Like it's nothing. Uh-oh. Well, everybody's bald.

Excuse me. Going through. Sorry. It's clear as day. The Western nations far surpass us in terms of the truth. So true. Do not catch up. We are surely done for them. Burb, yep. That is why we must do what we can to learn from them and be willing to affect true change. Like something. Think on ships the sense then come to pray on this country. We're not a friend. You've set it up with you all. Would you not agree with it?

Well now, that's a lot easier in theory, don't you think? Why don't you? Damn. I can't really blame the chief minister for having these drugs. Once he can't really blame the chief minister for having these troublemakers arrested. Hmm. His methods won't make him popular. You'll be punished for him!

What the hell? The black ships return, seeking the prize of a commercial treaty between America and Japan. With the city in tumult, the figures who will shape Japan's future gather in Yokohama. Nice. Still had slavery now. Okay, so now I have to go meet up with this guy. Well, actually got a bag on her head. Oh, never mind.

Okay. Um... What gonna help you? What is this here? Endurance, antidote pill. Okay. I probably should buy these, honestly. What can I help you? Please come again. Okay.

How much of the eggs cost? Damn, what flag is this? Who care? This city's pretty cool I gotta take a break though I gotta get ready to do some other shit But this is this is a really cool area man

I'll tell you that yeah this is awesome So just thoughts about the game My opinion about it Oh wow Wandering swordsmen So I could fight this guy randomly Okay well I don't want to do that

The eggs in this game are free So yeah, anyway, thoughts on the game. This game was a lot better and I thought it was going to be. I thought this game was going to suck, honestly. But it's actually pretty good. I like this game. I might play more of it tomorrow. Yeah, I really thought this game was going to be garbage.

And, yeah, it was fun. Yeah, those are my thoughts on it. It's a pretty open-ended game. I like open-world games because I think they give me an interesting way. to, uh, you know, like, be creative in solving problems. I enjoy that a lot. I think it's really fun. And so, uh, yeah, I, I like that. And, um, yeah, that's about it. Uh, this are avowed. I think this is way better than avowed. Like, it's way better. Yeah, I, I really expected this to be a mediocre game. I'm, I'm very pleasantly and, uh, and, and happily surprised that it's, it's fun. I, I think

I'm gonna play this whole thing. Yeah, it's good. There it is. It's got a lot of depth. Yeah, I didn't expect that at all. Early rating, or wait to play again? Well, I mean, the rating is that the game is really fun. There's no fish?

Yeah, I mean, I thought it was fun. Show your character? Yeah. There you go. Oh. Oh. Anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it.

I hope everybody had a good time. I hope you guys had fun. and I will be back on tomorrow and about the same time as the usual time and I will see you guys then so thank you gentlemen until next time boys peace

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