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The new game that came out today, Roonscape Dragon Wilds.
Now, this, I thought this was a meme because it came out on like April 1st or something like that, right?
And so a lot of people have compared it to Entrouted.
Now, I loved Entrouted.
I loved Valheim.
So, Will I love RuneScape Dragon Wilds?
I guess we're going to have to find out.
Don't you just put up, play the game.
I swear to God if I get an epic pop-up. I swear to God, you are not going to give me a pop-up from Epic Games. Thank you.
Face. Let's see. We got this dude, that dude, this dude, and that dude. I feel like we're looking at number four, right? What are y'all thinking about number four?
Like, I feel like I'm a bit of a number four. Yep, number four. All right, that sounds good. Eyes and brows.
I feel like it's pretty much number one. That's definitely going to be it. It's the closest thing that we
got and let's see eyes and okay and then brown eye color okay and then eye color is going to be brown
obviously and let's see hairstyle okay so we got bald we got uh that bullshit we got this bullshit okay
this like lucio uh this is some like weird punk hairstyle this is who the fuck would do this
this is um that's that's that's for a girl like that's a girl's hairstyle and then this is uh that's like
okay it's like a samurai okay this is dumb what's this okay i'm probably just gonna go with that honestly
yeah bro we got that severus snap shit going on so yeah that's good and yeah this is this is
whenever i was young enough i had my hair like this but then it started to all fall out and then i
do it anymore. I was like 17. There's a long time. Yeah, yeah, I was the email. I know. Yep,
absolutely. And facial hair. Okay, let's see here. Mustache. Nope. Uh, goatee. Nope. Beard. Nope.
Okay. I guess we're going to go with this. Not really a whole lot of options, but I guess we're
going to stick with it. And then hair color, we're going to go with brown, I guess. The white hair.
No, it's not until next year. I feel like the more a character looks like me,
basically the more unrealistic the faces look the more the character looks like me i don't really know
why that is oh that's me create your first world all right play solo play with the community
all right well let's just okay so you can only do okay you can only play solo all right all right
let's do it solo and world name ass balls okay okay
Okay, good.
Oh.
Adventure called, a brave view answered.
And the expedition set sail.
Among them, an elite band of explorers, some of Gellner's finest.
Wow.
They were bound for uncharted waters in pursuit of a legend.
Ashen for danger.
Danger.
Dragon.
Dread.
Dress.
Death.
Descended from the skies. Oh shit.
Wines were drawn and spells cast. But the dragons rained ruin.
Well, that sounds pretty bad.
Vanished into the wild.
Uh-oh.
They adapted, endured, wielded magic, sharp as steel.
Nice.
Kill that dog.
All searching for a way to call.
Burn the church.
And at last, they found it.
The heroes are on their way
And the dragons
They'll never see it coming
So basically we have to kill a dragon
That seems pretty easy
This is me
Look at me
Okay, so I can jump
All right
All right Merlin, what do you want?
Ah, yes, hello
Welcome to Ashton fall, sorry about the massive
dragon problem, I'm toy college,
you came a great time,
heroic opportunities to print
Okay, uh, want a survival basics, okay, fine.
Let's see here. Check outside the temple. Okay, I have to go talk to a dwarf.
Alright.
So, I can block and attack. Can I destroy things?
I can destroy some things, but not all things.
Let me see if there's anything that's like worth looking at over here.
I don't know if this is like a special item to loot. It's like something shiny.
Read, lore, dust cover, diary.
diary. Okay. This looks nice. I mean the graphics I think are fine. Let's go. The temple was...
Oh shit! Is that an airplane? Oh man. Okay. All right.
Wish you beard, uh, great ruddy dragon. May rest in peace. Skin and bones. Okay. Deidration, starvation.
Actually, let me go ahead. I'm gonna do this just real quick for you guys. Uh, okay, there we go. That way it makes a little bit small
and you guys can see more of the game.
Okay, and dehydration.
So you have, okay, space,
Mark two pawns on your map.
Get some water.
Get some water.
Get some bush.
All right, let's go get this water.
Give me that bush, bitch.
Give me that tree, bitch.
I'm the tree deleter.
Get out of my life.
Okay, good.
And let's see what we got going on here.
Oh, I gotta go this way.
Let's go over here.
This is it.
All right.
So, can I get over here?
Because it wants me to go here for some reason.
It says ruin essence.
Do I have to do something here?
Collect water.
Collect water.
Collect water.
Collect water.
Collect water.
Collect water.
Collect water.
Okay, and show my inventory, too.
Rune essence can be mined up ruin geysers.
okay I'm gonna just get 20 water the music goes hard yeah it's pretty decent
all right so we did all that let's go talk to this guy maybe we have to go and uh
uh I don't know if I got to go back and talk to him again or not this in shadow 2.0
no it's called runescape it's different got some water uh careful though water's tainted
make it difficult uh boil in the water uh looking at not
Get you prepared, go craft the stone club.
Okay, gather stone ass logs.
Okay, so this is actually, I think it's the first game that's had a mechanic like this,
where the way it works is that you start in the game where you loot rocks,
and then you use the rocks to build a rock thing,
and then you use the rock thing to hit the bigger rocks,
and then before you know it, you can mine all.
the rocks and then you can also cut down to trees as well.
Damn, all right, I killed that dog.
Health Regent isn't as good as it could be a good meal.
We'll help you restore and bolster your journey.
Okay, so you do regener health.
Okay, B stands for build.
That would make sense considering, okay, ass logs.
I need to get more ass logs.
All right, where are, there's some ass logs up there.
Let's go pick them up right now.
Okay.
That's a lot of logs
Oh, I can see
I didn't know I could do these on the ground
Oh, I bet I can break those
Okay
Look at me go
I'm gonna get a lot of these
I leveled up
This is, I'm level two trees
Okay, that's really big
That's probably gonna allow me to do
Like nothing, right?
And then skills, reward action
Okay, K is for the skills menu
Okay, so this is the same as like basic room scape
And so four overhead chop
And then this go oh wow
Axe troll projection
Oh that's the thing where you can cut things down with
It's now possible to find bird nests
Chop damn this is actually kind of substantial
Okay so
And it goes all the way up to 40
Wow
Okay
And this is Malay weapons
So I don't know if I want to be a wizard or I want to be a warrior
I feel like maybe I should be a wizard
Because I feel like in a lot of these games
Wizard shit is overpowered
And then this is the role
Because I remember when I played in shrouded like wizard shit was fucking broken man
Damn bitch what the fuck
The fuck out of here
Okay well let me go right now
and I'm going to just go ahead and make a space here.
And we're going to make our base.
Okay, so we need, I guess let's go ahead and make a crafting table.
We're going to put it right here.
And then let's also go ahead and make a campfire.
And how do I rotate?
Okay.
We're going to put the rotator right there.
Okay, good.
and then we're also going to have our bed roll
and that's whenever I need to make the other thing.
Okay, so crafting table, so we have a torp,
we have an ass, and we have a pick ass.
So, and we have a club and a shield.
Okay, so first thing we need to do,
let's go ahead and make one axe.
Okay, and then, oh, oh, I can make armor too.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
So we're going to make the axe,
And then we're going to make the pickax.
I'm leveling two.
Now I'm level two.
Okay.
And we're going to make the tunic.
And we're going to make the legs too.
Wait.
Oh, I repaired.
Oh.
Oops.
Okay, that doesn't matter.
Okay, next thing, I need to get more rocks and more stone in order to make a club.
And then I need to make a shield too.
So we got to get big wood.
Okay, I need big wood.
let's go get big wood
okay um i'm looking around
is there anything else going on big wood yeah yeah exactly i'm just looking for it
okay
where is it there we go we got more of it right here
this will take me a minute to just get everything running animation's funny
i mean i think right now like my first impressions of the game are like it's pretty
decent um like this is like pretty much your traditional like uh crafting game starter like
first 10 minutes experience where like you collect like random debris and then you build your first
tools. I feel like literally every single. Okay, let me try and kill this guy. Okay, well, that
looked pretty well. All right, so what happens if I try and cut this down? Oh, it shows a little
thing going up too. Well, that's nice. Okay, so what happened? Can I stand? Okay, so is this like
Valheim? Is it going to cut it into two? Let's find out.
an overheaded chop oh oh i see now okay so this is very much like valheim yeah i've played valheim a lot so
you guys can tell the you know i've got the men maxing for this down okay well this is going to help me out
a lot like i feel like this is basically like we are no longer in a uh we we don't need wood anymore
okay and then five is going to be my my axe and so let me go ahead and do this
Oh, oh, oh.
I'll say that the sounds and everything feel pretty good, right?
Yeah, they do.
Yeah.
I mean, it's pretty hard to beat New World, right?
But this is pretty decent.
I'd say that.
I think that managing stamina with, like, this,
I think it's like an unnecessary complication.
It doesn't add anything to the game.
It just makes things take longer, and it's annoying.
So I would say like if you're using
If you're using stamina to do that
Like it's just kind of fucking annoying
But that's the point
Yeah I'm just saying like that's what my opinion is
And anyway let me go back
Alright so we're going to make our shield and we're going to make our weapon
And we don't need to repair
Actually how much durability have they taken
Pretty much none
So let's go take a look here
Okay so now we have
Oh wow
Is this me?
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Alright.
Bro, we're fucking ready.
Okay, where's this dog?
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this dog.
I see him.
Not so bad.
Decent? Okay.
So now that I have it, there's an exclamation point here.
The... okay, so like, do I have to click this?
Is there an activity that I have to do?
I don't think that there is.
Okay, it's just telling me this is happening
Okay, that's fine
All right, that's nice
And then skills, spellbook, journal
Okay
Okay, and I'm just looking to see what else I need to do
Everything else should seem fine
Okay, so now let me go talk to this guy again
And see if there's anything else that he wants me to do
Because I feel like I've pretty much done all the activities that are required
Okay, what about this guy?
So check your map and where you meant to be headed?
Oh, okay, I have to look on my map.
I'll follow the objectives for now.
New World style menu.
Yeah, New World did a lot of things right.
Just did a lot of other things not right.
Fine, cool, best weapons over time, repair gear.
Okay, here's somebody to help you on your way.
Okay, vegetable soup.
Why would I want vegetables?
Why would I want that?
Okay. All right, we'll just, I might as well kill these, right?
I'm sure I'll probably need the items.
Okay, let's talk to this guy then.
Wait, what was this? Oh, it's just a piece of wood.
Okay.
Well, Matt, face against the dragon, need more potato masher.
Great warrior needs.
Rats, kill the rats and cook the meat.
Cook two rat roasts.
Okay.
All right, so we gotta fuck up these rats.
Let's see if there's any climbing in this game.
It looks like climbing in this game doesn't really...
Is that a turkey?
Holy shit, that was a turkey.
That's a giant rat.
Oh, um, you know what I might need to do?
Okay, I'm going to kill some rats and then we're going to go back.
I've got to boil some water.
Okay.
This seems pretty simple.
I think we're going to use magic whenever we can,
because it'll be more interesting.
I could be wrong, but we'll find out.
Can I destroy this?
No, I can't.
Let's see how blocking works.
So is blocking a 100% reduction?
Wow.
I wonder if there's a perfect block.
Let's try that out.
I'll try it again.
They can also get flinched really easily.
No, not really.
I feel like if there was a perfect block,
that probably would have activated it.
at least for a lot of like a ooh, can I break in here?
No, I can't.
Okay.
What the hell is that?
Oh, I see.
I see.
And there's one more.
Yeah, there's another rat.
Can I knock them off?
Okay.
And so you do actually have to, oh, I can take damage too.
All right.
Well, let's go back right now and let's boil some water.
And, oh, I wonder if I can use my.
pickass on this
ruin thing. I can't.
Okay,
he got away. Okay,
let's, you know what? I'm a power
gamer, right? And so
because I'm a power gamer, we're going to make
two campfires.
We're going to have one for
cooking the rats, and
we're going to have another one.
Okay, campfire,
ass logs, ten clean water.
Okay, good.
And so we're going to do that.
And then we're going to take the rat meat, and then we're going to do double rat roasts.
Okay, perfect.
Look at this.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I'm going to be honest.
Is this passing the vibe check?
This is exceeding the vibe check.
It is.
I am having my vibe check, my vibe check vibes becoming exceeded.
So this is really nice.
Okay.
So we'll go ahead and take a look.
at this and is there anything else I'm saying to crap what about raw burmeat raw burmeet you mean I can't do this
ass logs okay why did it not auto complete there I wonder why and I have to get one fillet
okay so we're gonna make we're gonna make a chicken dinner here and so that doesn't look like KFC
the box wasn't even red and so let me go let me cut down a couple of trees here and
just get a little bit of work done.
So one thing that I like about this is how the investment in cutting a tree is,
can I, can I?
Literal dog shit.
Jagex, one of the best things about Valheim was the fact that you could die from doing this wrong.
You need to make it to where fall, the trees falling on you deals damage.
You have to do it.
Real gamers want this.
I know pussy boys might cry about it,
but it's the right decision.
There it is. There it is.
I'm going to get this right here.
It feels good? Yeah, no, it does. It feels good.
Also, the inertia from the player can't move objects.
The inertia from the player like this
should be able to push objects around
in the same way that Valheim does.
Like, just in general, like,
I'll be making a lot of comparisons to Valheim.
I think it's really the pinnacle experience for games like this, aside from a handful of things that I think in shrouded does better, such as storage.
So, yeah, that's pretty much the way I feel about it, but this is really cool so far.
All right, let's go do this quest here.
Cast spells with Q.
Ass projection.
Okay, so I need to project.
Okay, well, I can't do that, right?
11
ass runes
okay so I need to
okay I guess they're going to tell me how to get ruins in a minute
well Matt
may not be
Gormit but that's okay life and death
let me take any dragons
find rats
rats for example don't condoading stabs
butter knife to come into future okay
let's teach you about magic Xanaic
okay let's go talk to Zanic
all right that should be fine
and stone oh I got a dagger so I can shank
the rats. Okay, well, I'm going to put that over there, so it's more easy for me to see.
And we're going to move over this way. Actually, let me, oh, see, my water is getting low.
Let me re-water. I have to water myself. Where is water? Oh, there it is. Okay, a drink. Okay,
a rat roast as well. This is a big rat situation. And we're even going to get, we're going to get a
fillet as well. Nice. Okay. So that way we have, okay. So that way we have, okay.
so um actually oh oh this might show me how to do this this is the new part that i need to learn
uh to do my spells okay hello dargons ashenfall animas anywhere so you can use it to our advantage
let's look at things without magic to help you cut down a couple of trees bring there some ash logs
about 50 ass logs should do it come back to me whenever you have ass logs how many ass logs do i
have i have 27 okay we have to get more um let's see how do we do that in the most efficient way let's
just cut one down we'll just do that i wonder does it do more damage if i do it this way no
okay that's actually i like that by the way the fact that like cutting in a certain direction makes
you do more damage yeah i used to always do this with uh like balheim where i would try to like
min-max everything i'm trying to like you know like cutting two of them at a time like it sounds like
really stupid but I would always like hyper fixate on this because I would never want to waste time.
That's why I don't like the fact that I can't, I can kind of move these, but I can't,
I can't prevent inertia, but I can't create inertia.
Ruined.
It's satisfying as well?
Yeah, it is.
Like the fact that like, because like when a player can do that, it just feels good.
Can I kill the stump?
Yeah, you can kill the stumps.
I think that they should remove stumps.
I think stumps just add an unnecessary complexity to the game.
And they also, if it's anything like Valheim, they take up a lot of like memory and they just end up making things harder.
Like I know it sounds stupid, but like I actually think they should just get rid of it.
Well, just under like a functional way because nobody likes like, I mean, I don't think anybody likes clearing stumps in Valheim.
Or sorry, yeah, I mean, am I crazy?
Like, I just don't think it's like.
And I wouldn't complain about it at all.
I'm only complaining about it because of the
the memory
load that it has
like that's all
it's just like out of that perspective I feel like
yeah it does suck
yeah well it's just the memory load
that's the problem
make them one hit or something
yeah I'd be fine with that
that'd be okay
okay that we got a lot of ass logs right
let's see what happens if I just cut a stump down
because also the stumps could give you a lot of reward
could also make them worthwhile too but that would be illogical okay uh we just got two that was about
it all right so we've got so many of them now it was a bit repetitive having to do all that time
we got magic ass projection magic comes at the cost runes both air and runes to cast actual
production how to get them geysers take this pickax and mine some essence from them build a
run altar okay so i have a stone pickass but i already had that
But we'll go ahead and do it again.
Am I misunderstanding?
Yes. Okay, I need to cut these here.
I have to actually do the rocks.
I thought it was the fissure itself.
Okay, let's break all these rocks and then we're going to go craft with them.
All right.
Nice hitting stone effect?
Yeah, it is.
Like, as I said, I think New World is the pinnacle,
but this is a pretty good design.
And I think also, like, the really fast level-ups at the beginning of the game
makes the player feel like they're making a lot of progress
and it keeps people engaged.
So I think that they made a good decision
with like the frequency there.
I mean, if anything, it might be a little bit too fast.
I'm going to go ahead and just do two sets of them
just in case we have enough.
Runeheim? Yeah, exactly.
I really enjoy games like this
even though they're very much kind of, you know,
a lot of the mechanics of them.
I feel like maybe you guys can agree with this or not.
But it feels like a lot of these games
really show their uniqueness, not in the beginning, but towards the middle and end,
where, like, the beginning experience of, like, even V rising is kind of fundamentally similar
to other survival games, but whenever you look at, um, okay, a Rune Alter. So, Rune Alter. How do I make
a Rune Alter? Rocksplosion. Okay, a Rune Alter. I don't know if I really should be building
next to my base or not. So I'm just going to keep all of my, uh, all of my things in the same area.
Okay. So let's talk to run altar. Okay. And so I have to make astral runes. Okay, well, I'm going to make
20 of these. Oh, 160. Oh, oh, I see now. I see. I see. I was misunderstanding. Okay. And then fire
Roons as well.
Okay.
So, and then I don't think I didn't have, I didn't have any Astroons.
So we're going to make sure we craft all of these too.
Okay, great.
So we crafted a bunch of ruins.
And now, let's see how we can handle this.
All right, astral projection, rock explosion, and then windstep.
That's a big jump, right?
Well, let's try this first.
So I have to spend runes in order to do these things.
Actually, wait a second.
I need to talk to the, uh,
NPC. They're probably going to tell me what to do.
There's life of magic. Well, play spell.
Which goes,
the bookshelf, you do that. Right now you learn
the basics. Time to get started. Wise old man's waiting for you.
Outside barrel of me, Village. Probably compassed a button.
Okay. All right, so let's try.
You guys want to try some of the
new spells?
Okay, so that
that's not a
I want to go back
and how do
this? So
are runes objects in my
inventory? Tomb of wood cutting.
How does this work?
Does this just give me...
Okay, it just gives me a level.
Okay, and...
And then, oh, I can eat these for food.
Oh, these berries are really strong.
Okay, Q.
Windstep.
Let's try Winstep first.
All right, cool.
And let's see what else we've got.
So, um, let's try, uh, Astral Projection.
That was cool.
Okay, so...
So what happens if I want to use it now?
Oh, it's on cool down.
Okay, now let's try rock explosion.
Okay, we should try it over here, right?
Let's see if we can blow up two of them at the same time.
It looks like it's an AOE aura.
Let's try to do three, actually.
Boom bitch!
I wonder if I can use that spell to destroy the runes.
Because if I could, I could use the runes.
to break the runes so I could get more runes.
Let me see how this works.
Yeah, I still have enough.
So I'm gonna go check that right now.
Because there's another run area here.
I could see myself running out of these quite quickly though.
Okay. Can I hit this?
Let's see, what's the CD on it? Two seconds.
And there we go. Okay.
Nice. Okay, so I can do that.
Well, that's really convenient.
Okay, so really magic is the lay of the land here.
I feel like, especially if like for efficiency, magic is just really, really strong.
So now let's see if I can cut down the other trees.
Like, I'm actually really curious how this works.
Okay, so it's really only down, it's only good for cutting the tree down the first time,
but it's not good for cutting it down multiple times.
Okay.
So that means you still have to.
to do some degree of of crafting here. Oh, let me try the knife. Damn. And I still can't do anything
against them. All right, let's look around a little bit more. And I want to make sure I have
you getting away. Okay, let's try, let's try ass projection on double trees. Actually, can I do
triple tree? No, let's just do two. Okay, that was cool. Yeah, that was, that was really cool.
Okay, um, let's see. I guess I can cut these. I think I have to do a little bit more. And so let's go ahead and cut these down.
Okay. Yeah, I think that it'll immediately, like, there will be a huge improvement in this game when you can, uh, move these things around. So you can min-max the, uh, like, wood cutting. I know it might sound like really silly, but how many of you guys did that and like you, you like hyper-optimized the way that you did it in Valheim?
because like for me I did that like crazy
like every game I try to like men max like that
yeah yeah okay so I'm not the only person
I feel like almost everybody would do that
okay and durability goes down too I think yeah it's pretty simple
okay
so it seems like a game uh theoretically where
you end up like automating a lot of types of gameplay
like I'm not really sure but like it seems like
If like we're already unlocking the ability to use magic to minimize the like amount of time that you spend doing this,
I could see magic being a very, very big impact.
Contrast is too high on the stream.
I can see why you'd say that.
But right now, like if there's a, if there's like a night mode, I'd want to hold on before I changed anything until like we see what the night mode is.
But I see what you're saying.
Also, like my monitor is a bit brighter than average.
Let me actually, now that I'm looking at it,
I'm going to try to turn it down a little bit for you guys, okay?
So let's look at video, and then we'll look at brightness,
and then we'll recalibrate down to like here.
I think that looks better for you guys, right?
Yeah, that probably looks a lot better.
Okay.
And we're going to go ahead and just, how do I get rid of these?
Shift split?
Okay, I've got to just throw a few.
you away in order for me to run. I almost filled out my inventory. Okay. Who's this cock sucker?
Bro, this knife? This is a big dick knife. Ooh, a treasure chest. Okay. Oh, wait. Okay,
never mind. Open. Nature Roons. Plan barrel pile. Oh, you just take all. Okay, good.
milestone material recovered animal boner oh it's one of those games okay all right now i can't can
i loot any of this yeah i can so inventory is a little bit rough i'm just debating like whether i should
i could make this like my base right like i could take this over i think that'd be pretty cool
oh i'm not ready for this i'm gonna i'm actually gonna don oh there is a parry
Alright, I got, I gotta stay fresh.
I gotta stay real fresh.
Oh, bro.
They tried to get up on me.
They're trying to get involved in my life.
Okay, all right.
I deleted the fuck out of that cow.
Okay, how do I...
Okay, this is gonna be hard.
Okay.
All right, I know what to do.
So we're gonna put...
What we're gonna do is we're gonna just put this on the ground.
Okay, Merlin, what do you need?
Got the basics, taking it on a dragon won't be easy, got the skills to do it.
Okay, a little overrun with goblins worth pursuing, make a shelter.
You can go bigger, let your inner architect go wild.
Okay, great.
Oh, that's cool.
All right, so I guess this is where they want me to build my first base.
So I guess we can just use this foundational area to build our base, right?
I think this is pretty good because we've got all the,
Yeah, chest.
Okay, I'll go back up and get the chest in a minute.
But I'm almost, my inventory's fucked up right now.
Actually, let me get everything right now.
Let me get the chest myself.
I didn't even know that there would be chest here.
Okay, run essence, law run.
Okay.
And now I'm gonna loot this.
And we're gonna start crafting, okay, guys.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
That's what I thought.
bitch okay so uh let's take a look here and let's do build and we're gonna look at furniture home okay so
foundation and all right wall mounted furniture are decoration decoration
books floors square foundation what's the difference between square foundation and foundation
nothing okay
roofing.
Okay.
All right.
Well, let's just get to work, right?
Okay, so
let's build it.
I'm going to try to have it
to where it doesn't build
underneath these resources.
Okay, it automatically locks.
That's really nice.
Okay.
This is really clean.
Okay, and can I do
like this?
Okay, so I can overlap.
And then if you
overlap, you can also receive...
How much did it cost?
Okay, you get a full refund.
Okay, because that's what I was wondering.
If it gives you full refund or not.
Okay, wall.
I guess we're just going to do the wall.
We have to build a wall.
Okay.
So how does this work?
Does it matter which way I do?
Yes, it does.
I believe it does.
It's hard really from this thing.
No, it doesn't actually.
Okay, so it's the same either one.
Okay.
So there's not like a hard lock.
Like it's...
Oh, you want to dick around?
Okay.
So let's go ahead and do the wall here.
Okay, so you can fuck up a little bit, though.
I need more materials.
Okay.
So, um...
Let me go ahead and build right now.
Can I build a box?
Storage.
Okay, we've got to get more, more wood.
Well, I guess I'm not going to have to worry about storage right now.
And let's go ahead and craft.
Oh, I need water.
Let me go ahead and just, let me water right now.
And how are we going to do with food?
Berries, so it feels like right now,
berries are highly more efficient than cooking baseline food.
Like, that's just what I'm noticing here.
And what's this here?
Okay, wooden bin?
Let's go ahead.
Oh, and this is like these are new crafting recipes too.
Okay, and then Tome of Rune crafting, wooden bin.
And then we'll find out how that works in just a minute.
Okay, oh, actually, no, that's just a, that's a leveling thing.
Okay, let's go ahead and cut these down.
Actually, let me go ahead and do this.
Ass projection.
Gotcha bitch.
Gotcha bitch.
Okay, good.
And now we're going to cut these down.
All right.
Nope.
Min-maxing.
Literal min-maxing God.
trying to save as much time as possible.
I feel like cutting down trees is, uh,
is usually like, whenever you can do it in a way that's like super efficient,
it feels super good.
I feel like I might actually play this game more than one day.
Like I, I'm kind of actually, I'm kind of vibing, man.
I'm gonna be honest, like this is good.
What do you guys think?
Pog, no way!
I mean, I played schedule one, like what, seven days or something like that?
Uh-oh, it's gonna roll away.
I think, yeah, yeah, like I played, I felt like I was, I felt like I committed a war crime.
Uh, whenever I didn't play and shrouded as much as I should have.
And so, like, I don't want to make that same mistake again.
Because it was just, so like in shrouded came out at like the exact same time that Pal World did.
And like, I played Pal World way more.
And so, like, I always felt like I didn't play and shrouded as much as it deserved.
I know they actually came out with an update semi-recently too.
I didn't really take advantage of that either
So, garbage
I guess we can use a little bit of garbage there too
Okay, let's delete this tree
Alright, and so let's build
And we're going to build a storage crate
We're going to put one right here
And we're going to put one right here
So that's two storage crates
And then let's go ahead and see how doors work in the game
So frame with a door, okay
And then how do I make a door?
There's your door. Okay. And open the door. And there's the house. And then I guess I can go here and I can put stairs as well.
This is a little bit inconvenient, but I guess I can just double up, right? Okay. There, that should be fine.
Okay, so it locks to edges and so I'd have to put two of them in there. Okay, so next, let me see what else I need to do.
So more walls, a frame, a wall-mounted torch.
I don't know, do these torches stay lit?
Or do I need to continue, like, giving them fuel?
And then we're going to do two campfires as well.
They stay lit.
Okay.
Well, if that's the case, I'm going to put a couple of them up in my house right now.
Okay.
And let's go ahead.
We get a little bit of ambience there, you know?
Actually, you know what? Let's cut down some more trees.
We've got to cut down a few more trees, but actually I can't do that.
I need to build a new axe.
So let's go ahead and crafting table.
And we have our dagger now, and we have arrows that we can use also.
And so we have fang arrows and stone arrows.
And these require...
So fang arrows require fangs.
Oh, that's interesting.
So it seems like crafting,
repairing is substantially easier than crafting.
So it's not like a repair is the same cost.
Bag of Noggin.
I'm assuming that's helmet, right?
I feel like that's a fucking helmet.
Okay.
Now let's put that.
What do I do with that?
Open?
What the hell?
Oh, what did I just...
Okay.
I totally confuse myself.
off there. All right, so we're good there. We've got our helmet. What do I look like now? Okay,
look like scarecrow. Nice. All right. Um, great. So, birds nest. I wonder what's inside.
Okay, well, it's open to birds nest. Okay, animal fur and feathers. I would have never guessed.
Okay, so that was easy. And scarf and cape. No, we don't have anything new there that we can craft
yet. So the next thing we need to do is let me go ahead and fried cabbage. We don't need any of that.
Okay. And let's see what else. What the fuck? Okay. Anyway. So let's see what outside
need to do. Okay, so let's cut down more trees. That's the next thing I need to work on.
All right, let's cut all these down here. Ask projection.
three three three three give me three oh oh oh oh it feels good that's right
is this online multiplayer yes it is yeah it's i i need to have like an a oe uh tree deleter
that's what we really need okay try the exploding ability you know what let's try that let's try that
Let's see what happens.
Nope.
Okay.
That was a good idea.
Just seems like that's not how it works.
Okay.
Well, no, there's probably a bunch of other spells that you can learn too.
And so I'll be patient and hopefully they'll have new spells for me to do things with two.
I'm not sure if I like the idea of spells being limited to runes because it makes me feel like whenever there's like a limited resource for doing an activity, it makes me not want to do the activity.
So like I like how like manna regenerates and everything.
But that's RuneScape.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm coming at it from the point of view of like somebody.
I never really played a lot of RuneScape, right?
And so like, you know, I'm just, this is like my P-O-B.
Actually, let's do this.
I do have to say, like, I really like the idea of this mechanic, but I don't.
So, um, this should be a good time to remind people this game is actually an early access.
Yeah.
So that means it's not finished.
Anyway,
bro, it had to get the spirits out of it.
Okay.
So yeah, anyway, what was I thinking?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming at it from like a point of view of like,
you know, this is what I think as like a non, like, runescape player,
just like a survival game enjoyer.
But obviously, I mean, I feel like they,
it really feels like the Jagex,
unless it comes to cheating in their games
they're pretty
you know I think they've got a pretty good head on their shoulders
in terms of like decisions
yeah a hotline
yeah, yeah
you're an infinite stamina enjoyer
only for certain mechanics
and not for others
so like I think
bro this tree
it's got the
this tree's got the demons in it
damn
bugs like that make games more fun
yeah
Yeah, they do.
Damn tree wants attention.
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, I mean, that's how I see it, right?
Is that the, um...
Like, be, like, infinite stamina for like, uh...
Oh, am I...
Okay, I see.
Um, I'll just...
I can't roll, can I?
Uh...
I'll just walk over there.
It doesn't matter.
It'll take me, like, literally two seconds.
Okay, so this should be more than enough trees.
Should...
This is a big tree situation.
So our big wood situation, I mean.
So we should really, really be good here.
Okay.
All right, perfect.
And I'm just going to leave a space open just for convenience sake.
And there we go.
And we're also going to do a little bit more...
Boop.
Boat.
Boat.
Boop.
Boop.
Oh.
That's going to look really good.
Okay, so now let's go back over and we're gonna do the roof.
Okay, roofing.
Let's see.
Roof Valley.
Okay, that's not how it works.
Okay, so let's do this.
All right.
And we're gonna get these corners put in right now.
There it is.
And now we're gonna go.
Eye of Oculus.
Oh!
You see that?
Okay, that's good.
Cool. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. So we have build. And let's build a 30 degree roof. I wish I had known this. I probably should have saved a little bit more time. Okay. And how does this work? Okay, yeah, it's going to be like, I'm not sure exactly. I think I'm going to mess this up. That doesn't matter. There. Okay. So now we need to get more wood. Let's go get a little bit more wood.
We've got a lot more wood that we can pick up, so this should only take me a couple of minutes.
You're fine.
Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of efficient, a lot of things that I can change, so it shouldn't be too big of a deal.
How many people can play together?
I'm not sure.
I know that there's multiplayer functionality, but I'm not sure exactly how it works.
Four?
Okay, four people inside of a world.
I feel like worlds like this, like community worlds, I think it's really important to have a lot of people in them.
But I feel like in a lot of survival games, especially ones that have like all these objects.
For whenever reason, the rendering of these objects seems to be like kind of a pain point for these games.
I'm assuming probably because it's just like hard for them to do.
And so maybe that's the reason why we don't see as many of those.
The desync would be ass.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Okay, we got all these.
There we go.
And we'll cut this down too.
Unused assets add up.
Yeah, that's what I was saying before about the.
the stumps, right?
It's not even about stumps being bad.
Like, I'm not a stump disliker.
I just feel like logistically, they create more problems than they...
than the aesthetic that they serve.
But, like, I'm also only talking about it from, like, a stump dislikeer.
I'm serious!
Like, I'm talking about from a perspective of Valheim, obviously, too, right?
Okay, and we got a burr nest.
Can I loot these?
Yeah, okay, good.
So I almost have another level up for foraging, too.
Okay.
So now let's finish off this, uh, let's finish off this roof.
Because I feel like I should have, yeah, I should have more than enough to,
what the fuck?
Let me see I can parry this thing.
Gotcha, bitch.
Yeah, bro, it's my alarm clock.
Oh, shit.
Got him.
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
Cast a Tempest shield.
conjure a shield of air magic that prevents all damage while blocking, triggering a powerful burst whenever the spell ends.
Okay, that's interesting.
I'm not sure really if I'm going to use that a whole lot.
Okay.
So, let's go and just do a little bit of repair there, just to keep that there.
And, all right, let's finish off this roof.
Okay, and, okay.
I feel like I don't really need to use the eye.
Let me use the eye just because it's probably going to be more fun for you guys to watch, just because it's new, right?
No!
Okay.
Got it.
Okay.
Close your door.
Okay.
We don't need any more alarm clocks, guys.
Okay, let's do it again.
Build.
All right, let's do it.
I should be able to finish with this.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
All right.
Where's my water?
Oh, fuck, I'm out of water.
Okay, let's...
Oh, I never looked at my map.
Okay, so this is my map.
I guess I can go over to here.
Let me go put some stuff in storage right now.
I wonder if I can craft from my storage.
Maybe control...
Oh, Control Click puts everything in there.
Okay, good.
I feel like one of the improvements that...
Games like Power World have.
Actually, it's not...
Yeah, yeah, it's Power World.
is that you can craft from storage without having to, uh, like, use every single one.
And I actually think that, I think that should be a standard.
Because I think that having to like manage and like micromanage different, uh, yeah, let's go this way, actually.
Pewy-2. Pahlia.
Yeah, I don't know about, I don't know about Pahlia.
I never really played Pahlia.
I played it just a very small amount, but that was a spinning wheel.
Oh, Flax.
So that's probably how I can craft new armor.
Okay.
I'm gonna just kill these on the way over
just seems like a smart idea right
potatoes
let's see how we're doing on the map
you gotta go more this way
fall damage
minimal
okay now we're gonna fill up
all on water because we just need
a lot of water honestly
this is really convenient
you can see my inventory going up
it's lit
all right that's enough
I figure out to get a few things on the way back
anyway too
Let's go and loot some of this flax as well.
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken is dead.
Double chicken.
Chickens are dead.
Okay, and now, ooh, I guess I'm going to do this too, right?
Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick.
Oh, bitch!
That's right.
Oh, more flax.
Let's get that too.
You cannot stifle a yawn as.
your tiredness hits you. Oh, I see, and now my stamina is reduced. Okay. Well, I can't do that very often.
So, let's go back and we've got to make ourselves a bed and we'll get ready to go to sleep for the evening.
Okay, great. Water? No, no, I will. I have to boil the water. Because like the way it works is that
I got to boil it. That's how it works. Okay. And campfire must not be covered by a roof.
Oh, well, I did that on purpose.
Oh, okay. So I do actually need to have these objects in my inventory.
Okay, let me, I've got to cut down...
Damn, bro, really?
I got a deep dick this guy.
I have to cut down one tree.
Yeah, it's like, like literally, bro, I'm actually, uh...
I'm getting cooked.
Okay, let's cut both of these down.
There we go.
And that does give me wood experience, too.
Okay, let's do it
We're gonna kill one of those deer
As soon as we can get a ranged weapon
But we're just not ready for it yet
You're dead? No, I'm not dead
I mean like
Usually in a lot of these games
Like your character doesn't like really die
And if it does like the health is gonna go down
Over time
So I'm not too worried about it
You're gonna die
I really just don't think so
And also if I am
Let's find out what happens right
Yeah I mean after all
I mean we haven't died yet
Yeah let's see what happens
If I I'm at two. Let's see what happens if I go to one.
It affects your stamina? Yeah, I know. Let's find out.
We're limit testing. Gotcha bitch. Okay, let's even cut down this one too while we wait.
Would God? Yeah, I know. Okay, we're at one. It's almost over. Okay. Um, build.
Easiest game of my life. Easiest game of my life.
See, you're seeing soul scourge
So I guess that's some form of like
Diminishing Return, right?
Move the campfires outside
Yeah, we're going to do that
We're going to keep one campfire inside
Just for aesthetical reasons
But otherwise we're going to move these other two
Campfire
We're going to move both of these outside, okay?
And
You know what?
I think it's probably going to...
Yeah, let's do this.
This is going to look kind of cool.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, perfect.
And so we're going to leave that open there,
just so we can...
for the thing there.
So, all that should be good.
Let's look at some of our skills and see how our progress is.
I think it was K for skills.
So...
Oh, Perry is a skill that you learn.
Unlocks weapon secret attacks.
I wonder how do you do that.
Tempish shield, I unlock that.
And then weapon expertisees.
Okay, that's cool.
Magic, we don't have that yet.
Oh, magic's just not even in the game.
Okay, well, that makes it easier to decide.
Okay, and Rock Explosion, we did that.
Mining ore gives you gemstones
Okay, so this allows you to mine
Okay, that's good
Chop thorny vines
Okay
Burrness
And 27
Oh, bro, this is gonna be crazy
Look at that
Oh, let me go to bed actually
I have to sleep
Okay, so
Bedroll
Let me go ahead and do my bed
I think the bed would be about like right there
Let me just see what happens if I try and sleep.
Rest.
Resting, it's too early to sleep.
Okay, so I can only rest at night.
We'll allow you to skip the night and alleviate fatigue.
Okay, well, I thought that I didn't have that.
But it looks like I've got everything sorted out, and so we should be fine.
Okay, ass logs.
We've got more ass logs.
Okay, well, the next thing we need to do is we need to do more wooding, right?
So let's start wooding.
Eat?
Yeah, I'll go back and eat in a minute.
Thanks.
I didn't even notice that.
Maybe one more tree.
Actually, I can just eat right now.
Big food.
Big food.
Okay.
What am I doing, bro?
What am I doing my life?
Oh, I could just have the third one down.
I didn't even notice that.
There it is.
Jesus.
Okay.
All right, let me try it right now.
I'm feeling really cute right now.
You're feeling really cute.
Oh, let me do, I want to do a little bit of stairs.
Minor, but important.
Okay, so we've got that.
That's all done.
And now we need crafting cooking pot.
So I need to get some animal bones and a tannery and a spinning wheel.
Okay, well, let's start with the spinning wheel.
And we'll put it right here.
And then we also have, because I already got a lot of these objects already.
So let's go ahead and just get, we can just take all this stuff, just put it in here, right?
I'm probably overburdened, but it's okay.
And let's look at coarse thread.
Okay, now I can make a cooking pot.
And I wonder if I have to have a cooking pot inside or outside.
Let's assume that it's inside, and we're going to keep it there, and let's see what it says.
It must not be covered by a roof.
Okay, well, if it doesn't need to be covered by a roof, logically what we should do is let's remove this and let's replace it with the cooking pot.
Inventory's full. Okay, so cooking pot, inputs.
Okay, so this is a chimney.
Uh, can I make a chimney? Let me see if I can.
Uh, that's a good idea.
Pan rack. It seems like we don't have chimneys yet.
Unless, like, for some reason I'm not seeing it.
Okay, well, anyway, let's see. So the next thing we need to do is...
I'm gonna just put all this stuff away right now.
and we need to get...
I feel like we just need to start crafting, right?
Oh, walls.
Okay, we don't really need any of that right now.
Okay.
I think maybe let's kill some of these guys.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that, but I ate my vegetables, too.
And where's the other ones?
Let's kill some of these cows, too.
Actually, let's kill the chickens.
I think I needed animal bones, right?
Was that what it was?
I forgot.
And I'm assuming I can just get that.
Milkers, yeah.
Is there no sneak?
Is there in the game?
No, it seems like it's not.
Yeah?
Okay, I thought so.
Those cows don't fuck around, by the way.
Like, they're pretty rough.
Okay.
And I thought I had a bunch of cows in this area.
Where the hell did they go?
Maybe they went back to Twitter.
I wonder what this is.
Nothing.
War.
This is just like background information.
I'm going to kill both of these guys too.
Ooh, it's an archer.
Okay.
I wonder if I can carry a ranged attack.
Ooh, I'm going to have to move back a little bit.
This is kind of hard.
That's really fast.
We're just going to kill them so I don't have any more risks.
Okay.
All right, that should be no problem.
And let's kill the rat too.
Yeah, there's not really a lot of travel time in the projectiles.
just pretty much happen.
And we'll kill this guy too while we're here.
Oh, those are the special attacks.
Maybe I should try and use that more.
Let me try and use it on this small monster.
It's about the same.
I don't really see that adding a lot of value,
at least with that one specifically.
Okay, and let's see.
Clean water and bird, burmete.
Small animal thing.
Evasive effusion.
Okay, that's kind of cool.
And then, okay, so it shows you what you can craft with.
Red Burries.
Red bury.
Okay.
What about farm meat?
Um,
Animal bone.
Oh, that's really good.
Look at that.
And I can craft, I can craft that.
I can craft five of these.
Yeah, that's really good.
Okay.
I'm gonna craft that right now.
And while I'm waiting for that,
I'm gonna see if I can make my other item.
So, our tannery.
So we need coarse thread.
I bet coarse thread you need with the spinning wheel, right?
So flax, this makes coarse thread.
Yeah, it's about what I fell on.
Okay, so we've got that going.
And tannery, that's gonna be coarse thread,
and then animal bones.
Why did it say that I didn't have animal bones?
Oh, it's because I'm crafting.
I understand.
Okay, actually didn't mean to do that.
So it's actually a one for one.
I just, I misread it.
Okay, that's fine.
I just need to kill a few more animals then.
Okay.
I wonder if I can get animal bones from these smaller animals.
Or if I have to kill like the cows.
Gotcha, bitch.
Okay, animal bone.
Okay, so I do need to kill the bigger animals to get the bones.
All right, let's see.
I'm really waiting until I can kill those deer.
I really want to kill the deer.
I'm just not ready for it yet.
And all those cows migrated away from me, which is annoying.
Oh, I need to repair my dagger.
I just realized that.
Okay, let's repair that right now.
And now we have...
Okay, there's our coarse thread, and let's make our tannery.
And we're going to put it right here.
Okay, and let's go.
craft. Now, what do we do with the tannery? Animal hide scraps makes leather, and then animal hide also
makes leather as well. So what's the ratio for this? Okay, three scraps is one leather and one hide is one
leather. Okay. Easy. Can you craft a bow? Not yet. I might be able to. I just don't know how yet.
Okay. So, oh, oh, wow. Oh, wow. Do you guys see that?
now I can
there it is
ass short bow
bone club
bone dagger
bone staff
that says ash staff
I'm just thinking right now
like what to do
well let's try the bow
let's try the bow right now
and we're going to do
um
okay so each one creates 33 arrows
is that correct
Let me see here.
All right, let's try it right now.
Oh, let's open up the bird nest.
What's in the box?
So it seems like feathers are pretty easy to get.
Okay, you can bury bones for prayer.
Really?
I don't know if you can do that or not.
Okay, so let me try and do a little bit.
I don't want to do a little bit of this.
There's a little bit of that.
Bim-bibba-a-moop-moop!
Oh, oh, there it is.
So does that mean if I cut all three of these?
Okay, let me go back.
I gotta get some water while I wait for this to cool down.
Because you guys see what we're gonna do, right?
We're gonna cut down two of them,
and then we're gonna use the big explosion
and then get all the water out of it.
Or not all the water, the wood.
Okay, where'd my water go?
Oh, it's here.
I guess we just put this here.
I think I'm probably gonna make two cooking areas too, just for efficiency sake.
Okay.
Do you actually scrape runes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to do runes.
Okay, so does this mean theoretically?
Ooh, I don't have the runes.
Okay, okay.
Let me see, can I craft the runes?
Let me see if I can.
I can't.
I need more runes.
Okay, let's look around. There's one right over there. Let's do it. Oh, that's a bad boy.
Let me try and use my bow. Uh, usually if I hold this down, 28. Okay, that's pretty good.
Okay, let's try against, uh, okay. So a leg shot is 23 and a head shot is 29. Okay, so the yellow,
it doesn't flinch him though. What happens if I just click on it?
Okay, so I actually do, I do more damage if I hold it down.
And what about hitting them whenever they're not aware of me?
No, okay, because in Valheim, you know, it does way more damage.
That feels pretty good.
Oh, I need to actually do it myself.
Because I'm all out of runes.
Shoot the runes?
I don't think that's how it works.
Is this free to play?
No, it's not. It's $30.
It's an early access.
I don't know if it's gonna cost less whenever it's
out of early access or not.
Let's see what happens if I do shoot them.
Well, that, that's going to save me a lot of time.
No, no.
This is about to do that bullshit, right?
Okay.
I'm going to mine all these.
Yeah, thanks for that.
I had no idea you could do that.
So part of me is thinking that I should focus mainly on,
I'm going to try to make the staff and just see what happens.
But I think that we should focus primarily on using the bow and arrow.
that way we can maximize our resources.
So we're not using runes for both spells and also, like, utility.
So we can focus on using runes for utility and using feathers and, like, other resources for, um, oh, oh, oh, let's try and kill it.
Let's try and kill it.
God is ass.
That was easy.
Enter.
Oh, uh-oh.
We're being invaded.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Ho's mad.
What? So they lead their attacks.
Okay. That was easy. Fuck them.
Inventory is full. Okay, that's fine.
Let's get inside here.
Lame should have been an MMO. Yeah? Well, maybe one day they'll do it.
Okay, take all sort space.
Fill stacks. Oh, that's so useful. Okay, you guys see how it works.
Okay, that's really good. And...
All right, so crafting.
Let's go ahead and let's make sure we're using our flax right now.
And where is flax?
We need, actually, we need all of our runesenses.
And where'd the flax go?
I thought I just looted flax.
I guess I did not.
Okay.
So, all right, that should be fine.
And then tannery.
Don't have any of this.
Wait, if it says leather, why is this not?
Shouldn't this go in there?
Oh, no, it's animal hide that's converted to leather.
Okay.
All right, so tannery, cooking pot, furniture, storage, all that's good.
Basic survival, this is good, decoration.
This is not important.
That's not relevant either.
Okay, all this is fine.
Rune altar, that's what I needed.
Yeah, no, you're right. Thank you.
I actually got distracted.
Okay.
Why did that happen?
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
No, I gotta change it.
It was the wrong, it was the wrong direction.
You guys see that?
All the other wood was going one direction.
This is another one.
Okay, we can't let that happen.
Okay, and now we need...
I think we needed fire...
No, we needed Earth runes.
That's right.
Okay, let's make a lot of Earth runes.
Okay, 100 Earth runes.
And then we have lawn runes.
Let's make five lawn runes.
And we'll also make natural runes.
Okay.
And these are, okay, so this is the ammo that you have, right?
So air runes.
Well, let's go ahead and try and use this.
So this is going to be ammo.
Okay.
Then all this is good.
This is good, too.
Cooking pot. Let's not worry about this. Cabbage. And then raw game meat. Meat stew. Okay, so this is all
just different crafting opportunities. What about cabbage and cabbage? Okay, you can't double up on it either.
Cabbage and potato. Vegetables, nobody wants that. Antler. Because it can be used as a rack for tanning animal hide. Huh. I wonder how
how that works. Move? No, okay. Let's look at what we need to craft now. So the first thing that we
should focus on right now is getting more flax and what about wizard? What about this wizard
gear? Stealth bonus. Range to attack stamina cost. That's really good and then weak point
damage. That's like headshot damage. Crit chance after blocking is really high.
So you could three-piece this for parries.
I think that we go ranged.
How do you guys feel about leather?
Because, like, it makes my stamina way less,
and it basically gives me 25% bonus damage, right?
Like, I feel like this is way stronger.
But before we do that, I'm going to see if we can get any more...
Okay, so now let's see if we can figure out...
Oh, it's got a little bit of rain.
Well, that's nice.
Yeah, this definitely feels...
This is definitely a vibe.
I'm gonna be honest, like this is 100 a vibe.
You guys like this?
Okay, and let's see if we can do it this way.
And I can't quite do this.
It's average?
Well, to me, I think it's great.
I'm just looking around right now.
Oh, this.
Ooh!
Okay.
Let's find the more flax as well.
That's what he said.
Okay.
Potatoes.
I think right now we're just on a foraging run, okay?
run, okay? Ooh, I'd prefer not to agro them. Hopefully I don't. I think building near the Goblin Village is
actually very efficient. I'm happy about that. And I would, I would use the big attack. Actually,
you know what? Let me just do it. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Boom bitch. That's right.
Conjure forth a fire spirit to light your way. What is this? Okay, so this is basically like you're conjuring a lantern.
That's cool. Let's keep crafting. Rune economics. Yeah, I know. But yeah, I think like let's try out.
Let's see what the magic. Let's see what it's like, you know, like, because, I mean, it's a new game.
Let's let's try out what the new options are. But at the same time, I've got a pretty good, oh, oh, actually I want to do this.
I can't push this, can I? No. Big Wood situation.
This is a big wood situation right here
Please get all...
Okay, I can't get all three of those, but it's all right
Let's get these.
Ah!
It's pretty fucking good.
Especially if I just want to go and do this again, too.
Oh, this is a bigger dick tree.
Okay, uh, I didn't realize that.
I thought we were dealing with a normal tree.
We weren't.
Okay, so, uh, Rune Alter...
What?
Next time he comes around,
I'm gonna shoot him with my bow and arrow.
See, he comes and fucks around with me.
We'll see what happened.
Yep.
No, we're gonna take care of him.
Okay, we're gonna be spinning on this.
We didn't do any more of these.
Crafting.
Let's just go ahead.
I guess I can make a little bit of this.
Oh, I can't do that yet.
All right, let's go ahead.
How do we feel about crafting a little bit of this?
just to get our food buffs.
Because I feel like we should do more of this.
That way we can get our leveling up.
Corpse thread.
Okay, now we're going to craft this weapon.
Ask battle staff.
Let's try it out.
You guys ready?
150.
110.
This kind of feels familiar.
If you played and shrouded, if you played Valheim,
hit it.
Hit it.
That's pretty good.
Damn.
That's pretty good.
That's all right.
Let's try it on these other guys here.
There are like two guys here, right?
Where they at?
That's just the wall risk.
We don't need to deal with him.
There he is.
I wonder why that's a...
Okay.
Bestage Cruel Goblin Blade.
Oh, is that going to let me craft a new item?
No, I don't think it will.
So what do you guys think?
Is magic a better option, or should I focus on bow and arrow?
I think I should focus on bow and arrow.
Magic is OPE.
It is, but I'm just worried that we're going to be using too many resources.
That's my only concern, is that I'm going to have to, like, invest a lot into,
into, like, resources.
Let's actually look at what our, because this is what's really going to matter, right?
Who's this?
Okay, now this is the real test, right?
Magic's better.
That combo is too strong.
Yeah, I didn't really, I didn't understand what that combo was.
Okay, so we're using magic.
Like, I didn't even understand that.
Okay, so magical crit chance, so stamina, regent delay.
Okay, and this is, this is, it's good, right?
25% damage.
You can do both.
But why would you do both?
I don't understand how that would be better.
I guess magic doesn't even level up, though.
Like, that's the problem.
Oh, neither does range.
Well, what are my melee skills even give me?
Oh, that's cool.
So you can, like, fire enchant your weapon?
That's cool, too.
A weapon rack?
Power of air.
Okay, so all of these are good,
but, like, I think that we should focus primarily on magic, though.
Yeah, what do you guys think?
Construction, fancy cookware, internal alchemy.
Magic key was bad, range equals legit.
The only thing that I think might make range better is because, um, uh, what am I thinking?
Uh, wait, it says inventory is full. No, it's, wait, no, it's not.
Oh, I clicked the wrong button.
Oops.
Okay, let's get everything crafted.
Okay, and we'll do, I guess, scraps first.
Water and food?
Yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Just a lot to keep up with right now.
Oh, oh, ooh, I didn't mean to do that.
I gained some of like whatever that thing was.
Is there a way that I can just do water with this?
Like, if I remove this and that I put in water,
okay, so I can just clean water with this.
Great.
Okay, perfect.
then we'll do this too.
Great.
And now we're going to level up as much as possible.
And so what do we need to craft?
Okay, this is super easy.
So the magic armor is a lower quality, though.
That's the only thing.
Like, I think, like, honestly, this is just way better.
Like, I'm going to be real.
This is just, the magic stuff is way better.
So the only thing, so this is what I'm thinking about, right?
Is like, let me actually put this in there.
Was it, is it F, right?
Yeah, it's F to fill stacks.
Stone, I don't need really any of this anymore.
Okay.
I think I need food.
So, let's go ahead and eat that.
Okay, vegetable soup.
We're pretty much caught up on that.
And let's get the water too.
Hunger, it's hitting you?
No, it's okay.
I think I have to wait to sleep at night.
Because this is my rest, right?
My spell casting suffers.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so I definitely.
I definitely need to, I need to go to sleep at night, right?
And like, I can't do that now.
No, I can't.
That's a little bit, uh, that's a little bit of friction.
I'll be honest.
Oh, I can use animal fur to make thread or in order to make...
No, fur, okay, so fur is different than hide.
Okay, I understand.
Okay, let's craft both of these.
And now we're going to make...
We're going to make that...
We're going to make the full magic set.
I'm a wizard.
And let's go back and find a little bit more flax as well.
Okay, and we're also gonna, we're gonna delete these birds here.
Damn, that's actually kind of hard to hit them.
Got them?
You're tired and your eyelids feel really heavy. You could use a nap.
Okay.
Um, oh, let me put on my wizard hat.
How level use the inventory, the higher your power level, the better your chance of survival.
Okay.
Oh, I see. So my inventory,
capacity goes down now.
Destroy.
Because like now that I'm,
you guys see what I'm saying?
Like, uh, whenever you're, you're tired.
Try fire magic?
Um, well, the reason why I didn't is because the runes for, uh,
air looked like they did more damage.
So that's why I didn't, I didn't even think about it.
Because like, look at this, right?
It says air, like, like fire is six to ten.
And then air is,
is like 13 to 22.
It's a different combo.
All right, fuck it, let's try it out.
Like, why not, right?
Okay, and yeah,
let's just see what happens.
Resting, it's too early to sleep.
Okay.
I'm gonna rest that way my thing comes in.
So, so far, this has been really fun, man.
Like, I'm actually really surprised.
I didn't even expect it to be like,
uh, yeah, basically Val.
but runescape. Yeah, it's got a, um, it's very simple, right? Open goblin bags. I will. I will.
I'm just going to wait for my stuff to come up because I saw it was eight, right? I was hoping it would be good.
Yeah, me too, man. That's what I thought. Okay, let's open up the bags. Actually, wait a second.
Uh, let's fill the stacks right now. I'm going to put these potatoes in there.
I'm going to put all this stuff just like in there. That way I don't have to worry about it. Let me just see what
that is. Goblin swings. Oh, is this a new axe? Oh, wow. Look at that. Special action,
special attack. That's really good. Uh, that looks like it's a level two item too. That's pretty
cool. I wonder if it's really that much better. Yeah, it's a two-ended axe. Exactly.
Okay, well, anyway, um, yeah, and you see like this as a four attack,
combo and this doesn't and I feel like because of that it's going to make the staff just a stronger
a stronger focus so what I think that they should add this is like maybe uh like I I always feel
kind of strongly about this is that I think that in a lot of these cases it's better for games to like
let you like inventory micromanagement I don't really think is like ever like fun right it's
never like fun to do inventory micromanagement and because of that
I...
Okay, there we go.
Let me go ahead and do this too.
There we go.
Like, you just shouldn't have to, right?
Like...
And so, like, any, like, a crate in your house
should automatically be usable
with the crafting table.
Like, that to me would be, like, a lot more pleasant
and enjoyable to play.
Like, I think that, like, there's a degree
of, like, micromanaging, like,
I mean, I don't really think this is like a good term, but like, I mean, technically, like, there's a degree of skill and, like, planning involved with that.
But I think that that vector of difficulty doesn't really feel good to play.
And so I'd want to see something different instead, personally.
Yeah, it's a quality of life.
Yeah, no, it definitely is.
Like, and I'm advocating for, like, really a quality of life feature more than anything.
And it's just something that I prefer as, like, a person who's played a lot of these games.
but um you know it seems like they're pretty generous with storage so it's not really all that bad
but i'm just thinking it could be better so what happens if i use this is this gonna knock it down
i wonder what happens yeah it does okay so that doesn't break them dreads let you mickey mange fish
oh yeah i bet there's a ton of like little minor things to do and we'll go ahead and knock these down too
Okay. And of course they fell completely far apart from each other, so I'm gonna just break them out myself because I'm a cheap bitch.
Maybe fire breaks it.
Oh, you could be right. I wonder how do I equip ruins?
Equip. Oh, I got rid of my runes, didn't I?
I see. Okay, now I have these runes.
Wait, I wonder. I'm hunting. Oh shit!
Okay, okay. I get my stamina back.
I get my dog here.
I will survive, but it's just gonna be hard.
Guys, I think fire might actually be better.
Yeah, I think fires, I think it might be a little bit better.
Yeah, I just got a feeling.
Let's see if I can hold my attack and how much will it do to this bird.
Oh, I see.
Okay, so it doesn't work that way.
Since the stars are out, I'm gonna see if I can go to sleep.
Okay, perfect.
Nice.
All right. And we got all this done.
Okay, and we got some water.
Let's go ahead and do it up with the water.
Big water. Big water. Let's get it. Let's get it.
Open the goblin bags. Okay, yeah, I forgot about that. Let's do goblin bags right now.
Rune essence.
Oh, you get runes from them. Oh, wow.
Okay, so we don't even need to worry at all.
And what about this?
We keep... Oh, I get a healing potion.
Okay, well, I don't really use the axe a lot, so we're gonna go ahead and just hold on to that.
Then we have a torch.
You guys said I had more of them?
Is that true?
Yes.
After this, we're gonna really try to get stacked and, like, actually, like, I'm gonna start changing my life.
Okay, so I need to make that.
And now we have our robe.
And speak out the wise old man to learn about life warbs.
Corf thread.
Okay.
And now we can craft.
the other one too and we need a small ward stone oh I bet that's probably to stop the
monsters from attacking let me go ahead and see so a ward stone B for build
crafting their furniture decoration maybe no maybe it's at the maybe it's at this
yeah he charges your armor let's see what happens if I use it I don't know what this is
small ward stone okay so use no life ward for chef's piece what is a life ward does this have a lifeboard
what about this armor first use the armor oh oh oh oh oh oh that's right i didn't have my armor on yet
And so now I bet I can use it because, okay, okay, so I have my word on as well.
And, oh, this takes five of them too.
Okay, that's a lot of efficiency there.
Okay, let's go ahead and let's put a lot of this away.
And I'm thinking about, look, we've already got a lot of wood in here.
This is definitely a big wood situation here.
and inputs
Can I do anything with this?
Uh, antler. Wait, I can use an antler?
What do I use the antler for?
Let me actually try and do some cooking.
Uh, because we've got a lot of cooking.
Is there any...
Okay, so there's not an expiration date on cooking,
which is really convenient too.
Like, some games have expiration dates on foods like that, and it's very annoying.
Okay.
Okay, so I can't use that. I can't use this. I can't use that. I can't use this. I can't use this.
Okay, so that's animal fangs. Oh, the antlers. That's why I wanted to try.
Fleet-footed potion. Okay, so that's interesting.
Well, I wonder if I can craft anything that will give me magic damage. I bet I can.
So this is dodging
And antlers
And now we have animal bones
Do I have animal bones?
See if I do
Yeah I do
And so
This is the stamina cost of attacks
But is it like an attack
I don't know what an attack is
Is because there's melee attacks
Like is every form of offensive
Ability an attack
Or is it just a physical melee attack?
Yes
What do you mean yes?
Every form.
Try with berries?
Okay.
No, it doesn't let me.
It says red berries.
Oh, I was looking at the wrong one.
It's just good for hydration.
It's not really a big deal.
It's every attack.
Only one way to find out.
That's a good point.
Okay.
Well, I don't know if I'm going to use these bones yet or not.
So I'm kind of like, I'm going to be a little bit stingy with them right now.
So we don't need any of that.
Let's go ahead and just hold on to this.
We're going to put this in here.
Let's do some other cooking first, though.
Okay, so we've got raw burmese meat stew.
I feel like if we're talking about crafting,
that it would be primarily mixed grill.
I wonder which one is better and more important.
Let's go ahead and just mix and match and just get whatever we can, right?
Yeah, all the recipes are in the journal.
Yeah, no, I just, I don't know if like, like, none of these really seem to give me like a buff, right?
Because like that's the thing is I'm wondering like, okay, am I going to get a buff for this or something else?
Okay, let's do this.
Actually, let me just do whatever I have the most of.
So vegetable soup.
Let's start with that.
You said mixed grill?
I mean, that's what I would want to eat, IRL.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, that's 20 experience.
That's a lot.
I think it maybe if I'm cooking a lot, I might just build two of these just for efficiency's sake.
but I'm not going to think about that right now.
I could also launder some more water
or like filter some more water
but I can schedule one.
Leather. I'm just looking right now
and see if there's anything else I need.
Caps. Oh, I can make a cape.
Oh, I want to make a cape.
Let's go do that.
Big dick!
I want to try it.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah, he's coming well done.
Exactly.
Jesus.
Well, that's fucking easy.
Okay, well, next thing is let's go ahead and knock some of these down,
and then we'll do the big attack, okay?
And...
Explosion.
Oh, bitch.
Okay, that's good.
And we just need more flax.
I feel like the respawns on this stuff is pretty good.
So I really want to make my cape before I go to the other guy, okay?
Like, I gotta be showing up.
I gotta show out too.
Damn, those deer are like, um, is there a way to crouch?
Oh, I bet that's what I have to do.
You know what?
I'm kind of thinking that it might be more efficient for me
to use a bow and arrow to kill the deer.
Because I can make a longer distance and
you see what I'm saying?
Like, maybe that's a better option.
And like, I don't even really need to like invest
a lot into it, I can just make sure to bring
like some arrows, because I'm only going to be using it on the deer
really, right? I hope so, right? Let me see if I can.
Hopefully, um, if I do this more, uh, it'll increase the range.
Ooh, I don't have space.
Okay, let's go put everything away. And then we'll keep crafting.
We'll pick up the rest of this stuff too.
We get more flax too.
Got it. All right. We need to make a lot more coarse thread too.
Animal hide. Let's put more in
there. And then let's put this and let's do 11 and mix grill. Let's pick that up right there.
Okay, so now we keep everything going as much as possible. Okay, we're going to put away this
this wood here. Put that away too. Actually don't need that. That's in the other box. Perfect.
Carnivalour diet. Yeah, and that's also, I feel like it's about the same amount in terms of like resources.
So, yeah, yeah, right now, I think that my primary goal should be focusing on getting my cloak.
Let's get the cloak right now.
Oh, oh, that's right.
I need to make sure that I get more arrows.
Oh, okay, I'm going to eat this.
That's 35.
That's a lot.
Food?
Yeah, no, we're good.
Okay, how do we make arrows?
Fang arrow.
Okay, let's make sure we have small animal fangs and feathers.
Okay.
So you guys see kind of what I was saying before about how like it would be really convenient for me to just
Not have to worry about this
Let's I don't know how high they stack so let's just go ahead and go with like five and we'll see see how many this creates
165. Okay, so it stacks up to a hundred
So that means we'll just go ahead and put we'll have one stack of a hundred
That seems like the smart thing to do
Yeah, let's get these two and I'm gonna make some more fire ruins also
Uh, yeah, let's just put...
I'm going to make...
How many fire runes should I make?
Uh, let's make, um, let's make 20.
Actually, right now, let's see if there's anything else I need to make with my runes.
And what else I can get?
So, runcrafting, construction.
Okay, so here we go.
So, this is earth runes, fire runes, 20.
This is the fire spirit.
27 is going to be existential threat.
Okay, I don't really care too much about that.
That's not really high value.
What about this?
Transmit unwanted bones to fresh peaches.
It's not very useful.
I'm thinking like, is there anything else I really need to?
Oh, a chef's hat.
Oh, that's really big.
I need to get a chef's hat.
That's crazy.
Okay, armor mannequin, not super, super important.
Magical mending.
That's actually really useful.
Okay, what about wood?
Lumber storage.
That's something that's going to happen on its own anyway.
And then this is probably going to be the same thing.
Okay, so it's just carry weight.
Detect ore and clay.
Oh, that would be really useful because I haven't found any ore either.
So where are we at with our coarse thread?
Okay, we need four more coarse thread.
And also, let me see if I can use my bone arrow.
Damn, that feels really good.
Yeah, definitely a better option.
Way better option there.
And also, like, with these better arrows,
even though I have to use the fangs,
I just have so many of them, like, you think about it,
I literally just killed two monsters there.
Let me try and see what would happen.
So, like, I would have a 25% damage increase.
32?
Yeah, that's really good.
In Valheim, I always use the bow a lot.
I would use the bow and...
Oh, what's this? Interact.
I'm going well.
Strange looking...
Wait, I pull up an annulet.
Oh shit. What the fuck is this?
Search for a purpose of the ghost speak amulet.
Oh, I bet it must be the spirit over there.
Maybe he only comes out at night.
So let's wait for nighttime and then we're going to use it.
Let me double check.
What does it say?
Let's put it all to go.
Oh, it's a unique item.
Oh, okay.
Because I saw there was an amulet item, and so I didn't know if I could equip it.
Okay.
What was I thinking about?
Killing chickens.
The most important thing to do.
That's right.
Okay, let's go ahead.
I'm going to blow these up too.
Trim some armor?
How do you do that?
That's whenever you give somebody your armor, right?
Then they log off.
Oh, there he is.
Okay, it's nighttime.
Let's talk to this guy, see what he has to say.
I never liked goblins, even though Zanick said they deserve...
Oh, whoa, wait.
Oh wait big dick
I never got up in the same citizen is a pity she was wrong of course they killed me I should hate them
I came to rebuild the farmstead so it was enough a compost grandma would be upset with me
remember me adventurer helped my spirit rest warm was my name don't want to be forgotten my brother always buried in darkness in a southern point rising high in the sky find his name and set him free
okay so uh view and map is this okay well let's go let's go do his quest actually do I have inventory I don't have inventory um
let's go make our cloak first and then let's go do his quest.
Does that sound good?
And then we can also go to sleep.
That way we can maintain our, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that.
By the way, like, I feel like I was 100% right about the bow and arrow.
Like, so I actually think that, like, there are times that we use the bow and arrow and times that we don't.
Which is, in my opinion, I think a good thing.
Okay, now, where's flax?
I wonder if I can go to sleep and by a time I finish, everything will be finished.
Let's take a look.
So we're going to get rid of this.
Then we're going to put in a little bit more of this.
Redberry glazed roast.
Asfall awaits.
It does in fact work that way.
Okay.
Now let's take a look at our cape.
Okay.
And here we go.
New perk unlocks.
Superheat.
Cast fire base stations.
Passed on fire-based stations to empower them and boost their processing speed.
Oh, I don't have that unlocked yet.
Okay, and now let's put on our cloak.
Nice.
Bro, we are ballin.
Okay, and I need to make sure I keep that in there.
And we're going to put all this stuff away just so we can maintain space, okay?
I don't need any of this stuff, really.
Let me just craft this, too.
Okay.
Let's go.
And now we're going to go do that the quest for that spirit.
Oops.
So I don't even need, I don't think I even need to get them.
Oh, you know what it probably is?
Yellow is probably vulnerability damage.
Yeah, that's what I bet it is.
Yeah, like 40 is really good.
Like the damage from 40?
And like if I hit them there, because like, so I think yellow is vulnerable.
No, a crit is whenever there's like a color around it.
and the vulnerability is when it's yellow.
It's kind of, I mean, it's like Valheim, I think. I'm not sure.
The well contains cold, stagnant water.
Wait, I'm very confused now because I thought he said,
find the restless goats.
Oh, I have to wait until nighttime for that.
Okay, I assumed that I just had to find like his bones or something.
I guess I was wrong about that.
Okay, so next thing is, I think I want to go.
go back over to here and then we can come back when it's nighttime.
Did you keep playing OSRS after one sponsored stream? No.
But I really like this game a lot.
OSRS, I think that like, again, it's one of those games where like,
I feel like if I grew up with it, I'd love it. But because I didn't grow up with it,
I don't have like the same degree of like excitement for it.
So like this, but like this is, this is really fun.
Okay, let's talk to Merlin.
Ashen Falls Boxes.
It's not prominent.
Okay, so I have to go craft some wardstones for him.
So wardstones are runes and I think just stones themselves.
So, you know what I think I'm going to do?
We're going to be smart.
Each one is going to have its own individual items
that's going to be based off of the resources that I'm using for that space.
So I'm going to put this over here, and I'm going to have my runes.
and this over here. And then I'm going to put my food here. And so we've got food, food,
I guess antlers, food, cabbage, and then put all that in there. There we go. Okay, that's good. I guess
maybe the bones too. I think bones probably should go somewhere else, but that's okay.
Oh, my farm meat. Put that in there. I also, by the way, do not like this form of micromanagement,
but sometimes it's just what's required. Okay, and then let's make some more fire run,
Okay. And that way we just have more than enough, right? We don't even need to think about it.
So actually, how many do I have? 109. 4. Is this just 492, right? Yeah, 492. Okay, that should be
more than enough. And wardstones are set up. Animal hides are good. I'm not going to use my
wardstone because I'm assuming that it's going to require me to do that. Adventure's Tunic.
Oh, I see. Okay. Let's go put this one.
away. What do you repair at Alter? You can repair, well you can repair a number of things.
And let's see if there's anything else to craft with. I'm not going to worry about it, actually.
Let's go. We can turn this back in. Then it'll be nighttime and we can go talk to the spirit.
Made one just fairly hurt. Now your wife was damaged, just repair it. Wards someone bam. It'll tear a bit out of your soul.
Lissian Dorek talk about hammers for three hours. I don't use too many at once and you'll be fine.
Okay.
Oh, and I got two stones myself.
Okay, great.
So, uh, let's go ahead and use one.
Great.
What happens if I use two?
Nothing.
Okay, so I don't want to do that because it increases whatever this like radiation is.
I didn't know if it increased my cap or, or what, but I guess not.
All right.
So the next thing I need to do, really, is, oh, I have to talk to him again.
Okay, let's see what he has to say.
Built a shelter.
I could do some work.
There's a decor, better lighting, let's live it up.
Anyway, set up here, no we're missing.
Cothrow control with us, got disappeared.
Locator spill, one ingredient, antlers.
Okay, get with a deer.
Okay, so I have to kill a deer.
Watch this.
See how that one was lit up?
Because I hit his head.
I think that's the way it's supposed to work.
Should I loot these two?
Yeah, you see what I'm saying?
So, like, so there's like a multiplier, right?
There's like vulnerability damage, and then there's critical damage, and they stack.
So you can have, like, critical vulnerability.
hits, which is probably
like, if I'm going to use a bow and arrow, since
the skill tree isn't available,
I could use that. I don't know if it's still
going to be better than magic. Magic seems opi as
fuck.
Getting any antlers yet. Yes.
Spread the room disease.
Dragon slayers.
Siege the goblin castle.
Okay. Well,
where is that?
Where's the goblin castle? I don't even know where it is.
Is Verville Goblin Stronghold?
Okay, that's fine.
We can go do that.
All right, let's make sure that we have everything ready for going into the goblin stronghold.
Let's get our water as well.
Okay, so we've got a lot of water.
And let's get food, too.
It's on the map?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Okay.
And also, I don't know what this is going to entail.
So we're going to make a little bit...
We're going to make even more fire ruins.
And are there any ruins that we're low on?
We're low on astral ruins.
We're going to make a little bit more astral ruins.
Actually, let's do even more.
And then water runes.
Oh, Earth Runes.
Let's get some more Earth Runs.
And water rooms.
I guess I can't make those yet.
Okay, that's fine.
I guess what's the lowest that I have?
More Earth Runes.
Arrows?
I feel like I'm not really going to use arrows.
Like, I'm only using arrows right now for...
What do you call it?
For killing a deer.
really it's not useful for me to do like 90 arrows like arrows are my ruins really more than
anything use more error i don't really see air being valuable like i think fire especially so the
reason why the fire component is so good is because it it stuns the monsters too uh let me see
where are those berries i guess i can just catch berries on the way over there right okay let's go
and well, my armor, my armor's good.
Yeah.
Wait, why, why did my...
Oh, oh, I threw my arrows away.
For some reason, it auto completes there.
I know exactly what happened, though.
We're fine.
Eat food before you leave.
I mean, I guess I could do that.
I mean, I was going to eat it on the way over there,
but we might as well do it now.
We'll go to the Goblin Fortress.
Dried red berries.
We're going to eat both.
of these and then gentlemen i believe it's time for us to go to the goblin fortress y'all ready
oh let's loot this too damn yeah damn easiest game of my life okay i probably you know what i
probably should have taken a melee weapon just to have it but that's okay calling mysterious
thanks to the 10 subs man i appreciate it thanks a lot big dude oh shit there's a
a fortress. Okay, let's do it. Let me actually try my heavy attack. Wow, that's really strong.
Okay, I'm debating should I go over there instead. Oh, there's a guy up there. Oh,
getting hit interrupted my combo. Let me see if I can move back, because that's obviously
way better, right? Okay. Does this like empower? It does. Okay, so I do actually want to charge it.
You know what I bet would be really good is if I equipped a shield and I could parry,
and then that would allow me to charge the spell.
There's a chest?
Oh, shit.
Did I not see it?
Yeah, I didn't.
Thanks.
Astral runes and keg barrel.
Let me try this.
Actually, wait a minute.
So can I do this?
Wow.
That's really good.
Gotcha, bitch.
Yeah, this is what's so good.
Especially because of the burn damage, too.
I really want to be able to try it.
Come on, come on.
Shit.
What the fuck?
Shit!
I'm dead.
Let me go to a space where I can resurrect from.
That's why I lost everything.
I don't know what that was.
Like, I didn't even see the dragon anywhere.
I...
Fuck, man.
And it was so dark, I couldn't see whether I was jumping off the edge of the map or...
I think I should be okay if I just go over here.
Can you collect it from your corpse?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can
Because it's showing
Is it here?
No, okay, I have to go all the way to the top
Oh, I could have used the ward stones
Sound like a dragon note?
Yeah
Okay
Not today, bitch
That does a lot of damage
I didn't realize I'm already half
Half for ability
I'm gonna use a little bit of my arrows here too
Okay, so let me try my Perry idea
Yeah, that's way better
You guys see what I'm saying, right?
Okay.
Yeah, bro, that dragon just griefed the fuck out of me.
That was insane.
Oh, let me, uh...
Let me use my run, too.
I think that now we have a better idea of, like, how to play.
Uh, we shouldn't have too many trouble.
Too much trouble.
Okay.
Yeah, this is really good.
Yeah, this is really good.
And then I can even also, like, I can double up on them here.
This is really strong.
And then he's also on fire, too, so they die afterwards.
Okay, let's go see if we can clear out the other ones on this side, too.
I'm assuming there's probably got to be one or two, right?
Yeah.
So this does secondary damage to the rat.
You guys saw that?
Like, he was taking two different types of damage.
I wonder if I can take damage from fire.
Yeah, I can't.
Maybe rolling causes fire to go away?
Okay.
We got to be careful.
Let's go ahead and do another run.
Can you level up magic?
No, it's not in the game yet.
Yeah, their recharge time is really long, so I knew I'd be able to get them that way.
Okay, oh, oh, oh, I wonder if I can...
Can I do this?
I thought it said I could do that.
Oh, no, I don't have an axe with me.
Okay.
And there's no...
That didn't drop an axe, did it?
It's too bad, right?
Catlin's Journal.
Belgar descends a pound...
Okay, this is really bad.
Um, okay, uh, all right, so, so how are we doing here?
Right, um, okay, since it's nighttime, let's see if we can go do that other quest.
Oh, I wonder if I can, let me see if this works.
Uh, no, I still do take fall damage. That's a little bit cheesy, but okay.
I wonder if there's like, because there has to be like an internal, uh, I wonder if burn is, like,
like a, um, like a, uh, like a, like in Dark Souls where like it builds up over time or like a monster hunter or if it's like a prock.
You see what I'm saying? It's like a dot. Well like yeah, but like sometimes like the burn applies
instantaneously, but other times it doesn't. And I'm not fully sure I understand why that is.
There's a big part of me that wants to go all the way back up to the. All right.
Alright.
Bich!
That's what I thought.
Anyway, so yeah, there's a big part of me once we go back.
I want to see what's in that box.
We have all these respawn, which is huge for me.
How's my inventory?
Inventory's a little bit low.
Wait, I wonder, can I just set the cow on fire?
Pretty much, right?
I mean, fuck.
Yeah, pretty much.
I feel like if you kill an animal with fire damage, it should all
automatically cook the meat. Okay, so let's go ahead and see, does there anything else for me to craft with?
Not really. Let's see here. We'll go ahead and convert all of this over to. And we'll put this in there as well.
And then tan these hides. And let's see. Oh, let me repair too. Okay, and we don't really need to repair at the
stone club. All right, so how are we feeling, guys, about making this axe just so we can go cut.
that thing down because I kind of want to do that. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so we've got this here.
And we need two leather. All right, well, we just literally just craft you two leather. Okay, perfect.
Okay, and we need wood and animal bones. Okay, so the wood, just a 50 wood.
Okay, and so we're gonna take that up there and we're gonna try it out.
Great. Oh, let me do these. Is there a... Learn?
Cannot consume.
Okay, well, I don't know if I can use this for another thing, so we're just going to go ahead and stop.
Oh, are you guys telling me that I have to actually have a logging axe in order to do it, and I can't do it with like a base axe?
Yes, okay, thanks. I didn't know that. Okay, now we've got both. I want to try it with the other one, but, um,
Because I mean it should...
Honestly, it should work.
Okay, and we've got to put these arrows back down.
That's kind of annoying, but whatever.
And then we're going to put these in there.
And I'm just going to put this over to here.
I don't know what really what I'm going to do with this.
And put this in here.
Animal bone.
What else can I do?
Water.
Shift.
Split.
And then we're just going to do...
Like, I think we big dick on this ferocious infusion.
And just for no other...
than to just get a crafting bonus, right?
And then let's go ahead and food again.
Okay, and now we're going to go back and we're going to get that box.
And this is bad.
Why would you develop an axe?
It's melee axe only?
Well, let's find out.
Oh, so I didn't fully charge it, and that's why it didn't go all the way.
Okay, so I have to fully charge the attack in order for it to one-shot these.
There it is.
Yeah, I'm a pretty big advocate of, like, um, stamina uses.
not really being applied outside of combat,
just out of a...
kind of just like a playability mindset.
Like I just feel like it plays better
to not have to do that.
Same? Yeah.
No, early access.
They just dropped it.
No, this is the early access.
Oh, like, talk about natural selection.
Get them out of here.
Okay.
And I'm trying to remember where was it again?
I think it was up here, right?
Oh, wow.
Okay, so I'm gonna try and do the thing I was talking about.
I wonder why it didn't work.
Pretty good.
Okay.
A little risky, though.
Let's not risk that without another ward stone on just to be safe.
Okay, and so where the fuck was this?
Where was this place?
Fuck, I forgot where I was.
Because that clearly isn't where I was.
Maybe it's over here.
Yeah, I think it's over here.
Yeah, it must be over here.
Is the castle on the map?
this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I got confused.
I thought that, that, like, standing guy was me.
Okay, let's open up and we're gonna see his chest here.
Shit.
Nope.
Alrighty, boys, this all come down to this.
Let's see what happens.
With radiation, schedule 2.25.
Okay, so let's try it with the other axe first.
Ax number five.
Okay.
So you actually do need a logging X.
Got it.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see what we get.
Okay, we need to go that way.
Wait, how big is this map?
Oh.
Okay.
And this is still, well, this is early access.
Like, I think for the size of a map in an early access game like this.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, let me try.
I want to try my melee axe.
Where is a goblino?
There's one.
Shit's still playing?
Yeah, you're goddamn right.
36 damage.
Wow, that was really good.
Did you guys see that?
That's really good.
And what about my...
Oh, I wonder if I could...
Let me try and do that.
I really thought I had that there.
Why is my shield not working?
48 damage.
That's pretty good.
man. So maybe melee is the right option. Actually for now I think this is the right option.
Set these bitches on fire bro. Bring the demons on them. Got them. I'm a chicken deleter.
Oh, we already have this. Relic wearing. Someone who can identify the Bandosian element.
Oh, fuck. I just got a special item.
Good. Inventory is full. I guess I'll just use another. I feel like I shouldn't use
wardstones all the time. I don't really feel like they add a lot of value for me. Oh,
I bet he's the one that can do it. Nick their stuff that's it. Okay, that's it. Um,
need to use magic shield. Burn it. Okay. You got to admit it was a pretty decent idea. Yeah,
Just not quite what hates fire. Well, I think it also just might not be ready yet, you know?
Oh, it could be this guy. Uh-huh.
The goblin's a nice one brings you a way out here. Prophecy God's backup plan.
It's not towards the guild. What have you found? I feel like it's prophecy like Bandos safeguards. Oh, oh, this is it. That's only half of it, though. You should track down any other piece. I would, I'm vulnerable.
Okay. Uh, Vandos, the Bandos is a war god. Oh, fuck. Challenge the God of justice.
Okay
So
Goblin diplomacy
Stop a prophecy before it's too late
Fuck, I wish I...
So I'm gonna have to start looking everywhere
For that goblin
That that goblin thing, right?
Do it, see what happens.
Yeah, this is Opie as fuck
So good
Oh my God
Ambro, you see me out doubling up on them like that?
Oh my God!
fucking wrecked. Okay, now I want to go back to my house.
Yeah, I guess I'm going to check this box while I'm here too.
To kill this thing. I'm going to take a break for tonight and
Open wood barrel. Oh, I don't have that.
We don't really need coarse animal fur, do we?
You don't need red berries. We're gonna play more of this tomorrow. I'm really having a lot of fun. Yeah, this is a this is a fun game
I didn't expect this to be good, honestly.
Like, I remember the demo for it?
I was like, oh, this is going to be kind of like,
I thought it was going to be kind of mediocre, honestly.
Jesus.
I don't know why that happened.
Why am I not able to dodge?
Oh, I think it's because I'm in the water.
That's what it was.
I was in the water.
Actually, is that the reason?
No?
Yeah, yeah, I was wading around.
That's what it was.
Yeah, I was, like, really confused.
I was like, why isn't the game working?
Okay, um,
I'll make sure is the thing here.
That object isn't here, is it?
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna have to handle all these guys.
I gotta make sure I'm like, actually,
I gotta stay focused.
They try and catch me whack in that.
All the times.
Of all the fucking times.
Okay, so, um, first impressions of the game, uh, real quick.
before I go.
Very positive.
Very good game.
Pleasant surprise.
Very pleasant surprise.
I had a good time.
So yeah, that's generally the way I feel about it.
So yeah, Eda.
I really enjoyed this a lot.
I had a lot of fun.
I wish that would just make it to where, like,
you could just not take damage, but it's okay.
Yeah, this axe is really good, too.
I'm feeling like, I'm actually thinking that, like,
this is a game.
where like every weapon has a place.
Like there's times where I want to use one weapon and times whenever I want to use another.
Is there a two-hand?
Yeah, I bet there is.
I don't know if I can enchant yet, but I'll be able to soon.
Okay, and let's see, is there anything else here?
I'm going to go ahead and do just right now before I quit.
So yeah, opinions really so far have been extremely positive.
I've had a lot of fun.
This has been great.
And I look forward to playing it more tomorrow.
I think that's really kind of where we're at.
Yeah, this has been awesome.
So we're going to play more of it then.
And yeah, that's pretty much what the idea is.
So I'll be back on then.
And I see you guys then.
The movement feels great.
Yeah, just the game in general feels great.
I think it's a really high quality game.
And I think especially for something that's early access like this,
we really can hope for, you know,
oops, didn't mean to do that.
we can really hope for you know something to just you know for it to improve over time i think
and so hopefully that's what happens yeah anyway gentlemen thank you all very much watching i appreciate
it we're going to be back on tomorrow i'm probably going to play more of it then so until next time boys
peace see yeah
