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There's this game that came out today. Tainted Grail the Fall of Avalon. I wanted to try it out and see what it was like. It just came out. Apparently people say it's a lot like oblivion or morrowand. And let's find out. New game. Many ages ago, King Arthur and his subjects fled to Avalon to escape the red death.

A plague ravaging the homelands. That sounds pretty bad. The all-consuming red death. Oh. Is this COVID? King Arthur led the great escape from the homelands. Where our kingdoms were ravaged by the plague. Leading people to Avalon, he started the age of conquest and took the island from the four dwellers.

Uh-huh. Using the mysterious powers of men his, together with Merlin, they cleanse the land of the weirdness. The weirdness? A primordial force of chaos and possible. I like this. But now, long after the death of the king, Camelot is in shambles as Avalon fractures into chaos. Old legends are gone and the weirdness is creeping back into our lands.

Uh-oh. The bleeding heart of the plague has started beating once more. Just like real life? Ha-ha. Rulers of the island asylum, an order of the red priests, are desperate to stop it. That's smart. By any means necessary. Rotting in one of their cells is a stranger who might bring a spark of...

That's me. I bet that's me. ...island stuck in everlasting autumn. Uh-oh. Who's that? Scylaw. Okay, dialogue, screen, shake. Okay, all this should be fine. Okay, confirm. Accept the settings. Okay, cool.

Oh shit, that's me? Okay, so face, all right. Gender, male and female. Okay, that's normal. Body condition, normal, muscular. Okay, so we're gonna go to normal. And let's see here. We'll give them, uh, probably like, I'd say like right about there.

That seems about accurate. And we'll look at faces. Okay, let's see. Which one will work? Oh, damn. That's a big boy. Maybe that one. Maybe that one would be all right?

That's... I think we might just go with that. Yeah. Ah, geez. Yeah, we might just have to go with that one. We'll look at some of the other ones, though, real quick, and just see if there's anything else. Um

Yep definitely going with that one That's the one And eye color brown Okay obviously let's see here Eyebrows Um I think probably the first one should be good Or this one I feel like they're pretty much about the same

But we'll just start with this Face details Does anybody give a shit about this? Not really Okay he's got scars on his fucking face Oh shit Oh, he got the He got the JD Vance loadout

I don't know if we want to go with that Um I guess maybe I could go with that Like blood on my face a little bit That's kind of cool Um Okay Yeah let's go with this one

This one looks badass Okay And we'll go to the next one All right for hair So we've got Let's see Okay, this is all decent. This is good.

Um, no. Oh, we can maybe go with this. This one, this is decent, right? This is all right. Let's see what else we got? This is the longer, this is the way I want my hair to be. It never will be like this, though. And, uh, let's see next.

Yeah, this is a long time ago. And let's see what else we got. Ah, is that? No. Uh, that's a good, that's for a girl. like uh-uh, we're not doing this. I don't care. We're not doing this.

There's no way we're doing that. Okay. Okay. So, I feel like we should just go with this. I think this is the best option, but before we decide, we're going to look at the beards too, okay?

You got the mustache, you've got the big mustache, the goatee, the goate with the little stupid thing on it. Okay, that's obvious. obviously what we're going to go with, but we'll look at the other ones too. Okay, the Gandalf mustache. Um, yeah, I think we're obviously going to go with this one, even though, when I see this, this makes me think maybe I should grow my beard out a lot more.

This does look kind of cool, man. Yeah. Yeah, like Rasputin or something. Yeah, exactly. But we'll go with this. This should be fine. And then, okay, uh, let's see, we'll do, uh, let's see we'll do uh brown as well just a slightly different okay and then for hair color we'll do uh brown also

um yeah that should be good and then i feel like that's pretty good guys i do i feel like that's pretty good purple you get you actually have purple hair oh oh oh oh no bro okay let's see what the ball we're gonna do it We have to do it. It's too perfect. I'm sorry. Jesus. Okay, body tattoos literally don't care. All this is silly.

No, we're not going to do any of this bullshit. Okay, body tattoos, all that's fine. Can I make my character skinny? I can't. That's literally it. That's me right there. Can I be muscular? No.

I feel like I'm skinny enough to where like, ah, okay, body condition, no, it's just normal or muscular, that's it. In five years? No, no, intername. All right, all right, we've got our character, Asmon Gold. All right, gentlemen. We did it. I'm not that fit. No, that one's okay. Yeah, it's decent. All right. Could be worse, right, guys? Let's get it started. You are you sure you won't feel to change it? Yes, except. Okay. I guess we'll do a veteran.

We'll try it out on veteran. Survival mode. You can only save a bonfires. No, I don't want to do that stupid. Okay. Rise and shine. Yes, it's me again. And I hope this time you'll cooperate.

Without me needing to repeatedly hit you in the face, hey? Uh-oh. Oh shit, it is just like oblivion. I can take a pail? I got a bucket now. Look, we just have to get this over and done with. Move this up. And trust me, you don't.

Just like before, no food until we're done here. Damn. And the moment you start getting on my nerves, we're going back to my tried and tested fists. What an asshole. Tell me. What were you doing in the forest when the red shields caught you. Oh, okay.

Uh... Playstyle bonus. Okay, medium armor, white armor. I was on my way to enlist in the army. So this gives me a bonus to two-handed, blocking heavy armor, athletics, one-handed weapons. Yeah, this is it. Okay. Army, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. You were in charge. I wouldn't even consider laying you join the ranks. Shut up, bitch. Feeder to the dogs. That's waste. And you were planning to enlist with... Infantry.

Okay, battle mages and healers. No, we're going to go with infantry, obviously. Okay, yeah, obviously infantry. You know, whenever I play a fantasy game, I go with, um, I do a white male character weapon, long sword class night. Ah, yes. My father was a foot soldier, you know. One day, that's right.

Trempled by the cavalry. And that was the end of his glorious military career. Okay, that was easier than I expected. Now, unfortunately, we'll have to stop. Uh-oh. Who is it? Who is founded? Puzzling that these people will do I understand. You're literally rotting in this dance cell. But them?

There's just no excuse for the stench. Damn, that's crazy. there they are finally i know i know you've a million questions but they'll have to wait one of these keys will open yourself when you get out head left i'll scout ahead okay so give me the thing um all right so we'll look around here nothing else here let's open it up and let me loot this guy take all and we're going to go right obviously this is where I wasn't supposed to go oh this guy's dead great damn bro already Jesus okay let's take all this stuff and can I oh you can even take the arrow too holy shit look at all this a coin purse so I get some

money too I get a club a barrel A cooking pot? So what happens if I make a potato and butter and chicken? Undercooked food. What if I make a potato, a potato, and a potato? Undercooked food. So, uh, let's take all that. That's good. Cooking for the resistant. I should have read that.

Fish soup. Okay, we don't need any cups. Oh wait. Now I have, I have. have all the recipes. Oh, uh, oh, oops. I, wait, oh, fuck. I should have, I should have known this. But wait a minute. Okay, so, so now if I have flour and I have oats and I put this in with a chicken, flour, oats and chicken recipe tab. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, fuck, bro, I could have had potatoes? Damn it, man, I didn't know that shit. Okay, uh, well, let's go make, we're gonna some of those all right and let's go this way I can't go that way open the cage anything in here no let's go the other one I can't the seven commandments

uh isn't that missing a few jar okay I got a jar okay let's go you have lockpicks now how do you save I got it I don't know what I'm doing okay take all That was pretty good. I only broke one. Alright, we got everything. Max health for 60 seconds. That's huge. Oh, let me put my armor on too. Okay, weapon loadouts, right hand is gonna be my club. Left hand is gonna be my club.

Bro, I look badass. Damn. Damn. Oh! Oh, we got that shit on. I look like a fucking savage. All right, let's go. Quick fill slots. I guess we're gonna put this on here. Then for drinks, I guess we could probably have... I'm not gonna worry about that right now. Okay, I'm ready. Can I open these other doors?

Oh, I can. Note written in blood. Run before they start your treatment. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! Note? This tunnel is scheduled to be secured. secured. I did that on the shield and you're off him.

I'm gonna die. Your paint is here. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Uh, I'm almost not good, but I'm good. Okay, so how do I, how do I eat my food? X? Wait, that's it? Wait, medics measuring tool. What the fuck? A human brain? Oh, I think I want that. So what is, what is, what is paris? By the way, I need to turn the the fucking brightness up.

Where can I turn up the brightness? Contrast, maybe? Okay, I think that should be better. Yeah, I just couldn't see anything, man. You missed it? This is, uh, bro. Oh, okay. I'll take this to 50% then.

Okay. It's actually quite bright, right? now. Sorry, I just want to make sure I have this the right way because it's a little bit too. Okay, that's better. Yeah, I just, I couldn't see the attacks. I mean, I don't know what to say. Okay, tiny glass bottle. Let's take that. I don't know if I need any of these things. Maybe I need all these jars. I think I need these jars.

Oh, what the fuck? Oh shit, we made it in the other room that we weren't supposed to be in. We had this guy that got out of the tunnel. What's this game called? Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon. Wait, can I get out of here? I think I'm stuck. Okay, we're gonna have to go the other way.

Yeah, we're gonna have to... Yeah, we go this way. It was obvious that I was supposed to fall in because I go in through here. Okay, so what about the dagger? How can I see which one is good? So this one does more damage. So let's use the dagger instead.

Okay, and we're also gonna eat more of our food. as well. So like now we've got a big food situation. Okay, so we have everything that we need. We were able to defeat the first guy. What's over this one? Let me have five again. Hello? The return. I told the priests they laugh. They'll soon see for themselves. Trip is gathering. You're free. Go. None of us are free. We are all bound. All known. No, no.

I found my place to await the king. You can go if you want, won't get far. Okay. We're all bound, all bound. What are you talking about? At last, the age of resurrections shall end. And then, the once and future king will return. I cannot wait to behold his radiance.

trip after trip damn with each drop it gets closer i could kill him but i won't trip do it you think i should do it i should kill him i don't think i should kill him why he's just sitting here he's just sitting here he could be interesting later on in the game i don't want to kill him miracle i am no bitch Healed

Healed I am no longer sick What the fuck The depths Filled with the weirdness Oh And a chamber It was rather dreadful

I must admit What the fuck They left me here for Sometime I can't quite remember I felt everything Within me turn Inside out

Then settle Super jail? This is El Salvador, actually. I thought I was dying, but now, all is well. The worst is behind me. Maybe we should kill her. Can I help you? You don't need to help me. The red priests already did. Well, that's nice.

They cured me. Thanks to them. I feel just fine now. I hope the same fate awaits you and you'll no longer suffer. Have a nice day, kind sir. Well, how nice. Well, she's nice. Yeah, this is a nice place.

Look at all this. What about over here? Oh, this is... Okay, now I understand. I know where I am. All right, let's go. Okay, take all. Ooh, an orange.

Got it. Okay, take all. We lost a couple of lot pecks on that, but that's just how it goes. Honey Sage? Oh, I probably need that for like crafting and shit.

Yeah, let me loot all this for crafting. Milk and shit like this. Yeah, this is a big money situation for me. Yeah, we want all this. Jess is empty. We don't give a fuck about that. Villager's shirt. We're going to take all this too.

We'll get some wine. I'm probably already full up on inventory. I bet. Damn, so that dude, that dude just got fucked up. So this. This is better than what I have. And what about all this new armor?

So literally everything that I have is just garbage. I just picked up a bunch of garbage for no reason. Yeah, I literally just picked up bunch of garbage. I don't even need any of this. Okay. Where the cowl? No. All right, let's go.

Is this guy good or bad? That's my stamina bar. Wasn't so bad. All right. Shit! Shit! These guys are no joke. How does this parry shit work?

Oh my God. It only works with a shield. It seems that way. I don't have a shield. Oh my God. These guys are hard to kill. It says if I had a spell equipped, I wouldn't be able to parry, but it doesn't say without a spell.

I gotta get around this. Jesus. Jesus. Okay, let me try and do, okay, because I have a dash, right? How does my dash work? It's alt, right? Oh, I hit the wrong button. Oops.

Damn, these guys are no joke. Jesus. Jesus, this is hard. Damn, bro. I'm a F5 right now. I'm going to save this shit right now. Oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. This isn't looking good. We don't need that guy's stuff. So if I crouch... Can I sneak up behind this guy and assassinate him? Wow! That guy got Omega Dicked! That was crazy!

Did you guys see that? I'm just looking around. Oh shit. It's like a church or something. Let me go back around. I just want to make sure I didn't miss anything here. Hello? Oh.

What the hell is this? Oh, a health potion. A downer tongue. I think I probably need that, right? I've gotta need that. Notes on weirdness mutations. So if you're weird, you're fat. Okay.

Yeah, I could have told you that. Sure. Makes perfect sense. I love how I haven't even done anything in the entire game. Like, I'm just playing the game doing random shit. A pickax. Damn. Oh, I can actually even loot that.

It does... It allows mining. Should I use this? Percept and Rindon Rindu numerous times. Alchemical Station needs to be cleansed. requires the laboratory key. Okay. Sage and alcohol.

I got it. It's the simplest recipe. I can't believe I have to keep repeat. You know how the young ones are. They dream of dissecting foredwellers, yet they can't remember the basics. Before you build a castle, you must first know how to fling a shed together.

I agree. Can I go after them? I don't know if I'm supposed to go in here or not. Open? Who's in the box? Nobody's in the box. Any novice who can't remember the recipe for a basic healing potion has no business near our patients. Absolutely. It wouldn't be wise or beneficial to our patients. I don't know how to get them. Whoa, fuck!

Third is with me! Jesus, bro, this shit is no joke. Damn! Get rid of the axe? I don't think. I think I should use the axe either. I think I used the dagger and I use the other mace. Wait, is this the guy?

You took your sweet time, eh? But I understand. I did too when I was leaving this place for the first time. You have to admit that the red priests are quite resourceful. At least when he comes to death

and dying. Damn. Who are you? Great question. Truly. But in case you hadn't noticed we're still within the walls of the island asylum when we're out then we can talk i'm told this path leads to the beach i'll wait for you there until dusk good luck okay damn all right guys maybe i should just use the bow and arrow

i feel like that's what i should do because like oh we can make oh this is big dick cabbage time Oh, this is huge. Experimental? We're not going to do any of this. Okay. Heavy attack? Well, that's a big attack. We've got to save as much as we can.

I don't know if I'm going the right way or not. What about the lab? You got the key? I wanted to try to go down in some other places first. Stay back. I may not be in top shape, but I can tear you to pieces if I have to. Damn, bitch! So you escaped to.

Huh, they're having quite a day. Good. I hope it gets even worse. This whole place is mad from a safe distance this time. How did you get caught devour them? They play with powers they don't understand. Trying to wrangle the weirdness into obedience is a full stream. The weirdness might listen, but blind obedience is not in its nature. Damn. How'd she get caught? Same as you, I guess. Wrong time, wrong place. I was wandering through Kunak and got caught in an outbreak.

I was kept with the rest at first, but when they figured out I was a picked. A picked. Oh shit! That's why she got the horns. One of the priests took me to a place so thick with weirdness. It scared me. I needed to get away otherwise. Uh-huh. I don't know what would have happened.

I just know whatever it was. This early in the game, you already have a goth girlfriend? I know. Should we help her? Should we help her or not? I mean, she's pretty hot. I think we should help her. Let's do it. We fine. Just go.

It should, although I admit that the past few weeks have made me hate the taste. Still, thank you. There isn't much kindness going around this. They wouldn't be very gracious of me not to repay it, would it? Take this. It might prove useful for you. Why do you have horns on your head? Why indeed? Perhaps it's a test of patience.

My hair tangles mercilessly around them. I even need to wear head wraps to hide them. I hate wearing head wraps. Damn. Ah. So what did she give me? She gave me a lesser mana ring. Okay, well I guess that's kind of good.

Left hand, I guess I can just put... Oh, I can use my bow, and I have my arrows, and then I can put a ring on, and then I have my max mana as up. Okay. Oh, I see, and so I can swap between this. Easiest game of my life! The literal lock-picking god! Let me save, I have to auto-save right now.

First try? Yeah, can you guys believe that? Oh, we got the loathsome dung eater? Journey to your best. Ro. Alright, I know how to handle him. I don't how to handle them, it's fine. Jesus Christ!

What the fuck? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come on. Man, fuck. Well, that was alive. If I go up here, or if I go up here, we'll go up here. I can't find out.

The prophet wants you dead. Those will be punished. True. Stupid bitch. Resolved is unshaken. Ha ha. Fucking retard. Get the fuck out of here.

What a dumb bitch. You guys actually thought I couldn't take advantage of a game mechanic. Of course I could. Let me save a heel too. Well, I should have probably rested. Mushroom. Oh no, I could have just shot him from up here. Aw, man, I didn't even know that.

Okay, well, let's see. I got extra stuff now, so I have an athletics ring, and I got, or any of these good? Can I organize this sort by armor? Newest. Oh, this guy's armor sucks. Armor? Okay, so that's good.

All that's bad. Thorn helmet. Oh, we got it. Oh, man. We're just getting it. We're getting it in now. Okay. Fuck, I only have four wooden arrows left.

That's bad. Was my helmet hidden? Yeah, it is. I don't want y'all to forget who it is. Can I go up there? No. What fuck I'm doing? I didn't go to the laboratory.

I wonder if I can still go there. Probably not. This is where we kill. This is where we kill right now. Why is he line of sighting? I can shoot him with an arrow to the knee. That actually worked. It actually worked.

And now I have two daggers. Okay. Now we need cabbage. Do I have any arrows left? I don't have any arrows. Sacrifice to these nuts. Now there were three of them. Where's the third guy?

Damn! All right. Now we're picking it up. Bone meal. A blood clobes. lot. Monster blood. Oh, I got another health potion. That's really good. Let me, let me save right now. Monster brains. Ooh, those are delicious. Fish oil. We need a lot of fish oil. Those are, I think those are good for you, right? Okay, let's go to that laboratory, because like, I said I was going to go over there. Let's go over there right now. Wait, open this. What's a nice? Nothing. Okay. Alchemy station. What the hell? Oh, I need sage.

in Mead to make a health potion. Okay. Omega 3, bro. Yeah. Oh, wow. Look at all this. Pepper Man. Damn, bro, look at my food. Look at all this. Oh my god. I love how I've made like probably like three minutes of progress in the entire like in the game that I'm supposed to be playing. Like I'm just I'm just doing me man. I'm doing me man. I'm doing me. I feel like I'm playing it. I'm playing it the right way. Okay. You do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are. What do you mean? What's wrong? I don't know where that guy came from, dude. I didn't see him at all. Please, free me. Should I free this guy? If I release you, you'll spread the plague. I think that we should let him go. Because these red priests seem like assholes. And because they seem like assholes. And because they seem like

assholes. I say we just let him go. That's not the kind of freedom I'm asking for. There's no saving me now. Even if I could escape, I'd only be putting others at risk. You have to... You have to kill me. And when it's done, please, take my tags to the horns of the south.

Let Fergus know I didn't run. I understand your pain. Close your eyes. May the old mother. I did the right thing. Well, I always do the right thing. But I did the right thing in this situation, too. Devil's snare.

Oh, are we trying to fuck around with this shit? Oh! Oh! I don't know what the fuck I'm looting, bro. Like, I got no idea. Okay. I get another mana potion? I'm gonna be real. It's actually kind of fun.

Yeah, I'm just doing whatever the fuck, right? Uh, let's open the door. How'd you know I was here? Look for. You'll suffer for your sins. Get out of my life. Ooh. I'm gonna get another dagger just in case I needed.

Damn, we're just killing everybody now. We got some groats. Moss from a cursed well. Coats weapon. Oh shit. So I got a weapon coating out of that too. Hello? Who's there?

Eyes fail me these days. Who are you? Who are you? I'm brother serious. Question suggests that you are not one of the Red Priests. Did you escape yourself? You really should have stayed there. We can't let the plague spread any further.

Although... I understand. Do you need any help? There is no help left for me. I will not ask you for the man. you for the mercy of death. I believe I should suffer like all the rest of you. It's a trial for all of us.

We should face it as equals. May the Prophet's word be a safe haven for you. Alright. So, uh, huh. I mean, I'm trying to help, I'm just trying to help the guy out. I feel like I'm a nice person. Like that's, like he was dying anyway. We just killed him. He didn't even know. what happened? That's the best case scenario for him. I feel like we did him a favor.

That's a- see, I'm such a nice person. It's incredible how good of a person I am. I'll kill people without them. Oh, I can mine the rock. Wait, really? That doesn't sound like a god that I'd want to fuck it. This guy, this is a that's like a rogue, a blood transfusion. That guy sounds like a real asshole. Their prayers? Huh. Well, that didn't work, because they're dead. Blood transfusions a spell?

Yeah, I know that. It was one of the options at the beginning, uh, for the battlemage, so I assume so. Apples. We gotta get some apples there. I forgot about the apples. What about in here? Are you guys getting annoyed about the fact that like I'm... Ooh, what's this? Nothing. That I'm literally making zero progress in the game. in the game. No, okay, good. I've already told you

everything, I swear. Wait, you're not. You're a prisoner. Go. Escape while you still can. You can escape. I will make it. Besides, they threw me into a cell

that once held a patient in the final stages of the disease. I'm probably sick already. Go, don't worry about me. I'm not worth it. Damn. It's actually crazy how good. I am. It really is, uh, it is actually shocking. Honestly, it's shocking even to me that I'm good at the game.

But, um, okay, we're not going to go in there, even though it's got that blue thing in it. Uh, we're not going to rescue some bald-ass busted bitch out of here. Wait, is this the laboratory? Oh, shit, it's all looping around. Okay, I see it. One thing that I appreciate is the fact that you don't use stamina outside of combat. I'm not one of those red dogs. Say a prayer to your goddess and get ready to die, scum.

I'm not a red priest. Then why are you dressed in there bloody rags? I'm not. I literally am not. I see you bear the marks of torture too. Maybe the priest missed with your mind because one more moment and you'd be dead. What were they doing to you? Nothing good.

They thought they break me fast like some camelotion wimp. Big mistake on their part. Big dick. Big dick. Besides. Big dick. They were waking you up with a kiss on your forehead either. If you're so brave and strong, how do they manage to catch you?

With great bloody difficulty. That's how. Those bastards laid a trap, hoping I'd be easy pickings. They ended up needing down near a full army to take me down. You don't look like someone who falls into traps that easy. There was mead. There were women. One thing led to a man.

another and I woke up with my pants around my ankles surrounded by gobs shites in the red I was fighting with me bare ars hanging out and I still managed to kill a dozen of them useless knobs someone must have put something in the maid got cosipede he's in a hood him out with the bow barely saw anything because I was either knocked out or had blood in me eyes you're lucky to have someone risking their own arse to help you out no I'm helping you what's your name From the Dalrya to pop, if you hadn't already guessed that much. Need time for a Chenwag.

Just get the hell out of here. Damn, bro. This guy fucked him up. I was actually planning, so my plan was I was going to stand behind him and then stab him in the back of the head. That's what I was going to do. But it didn't let me do that. Because he despawned. Oh, fuck.

That's a big cock sucker in there. You see him? That's a big. Cic-Cock sucker go third person I don't know how who's this guy Egan Red Death Stage 3 let him out he should be fine hey again are you trying to escape my child That's very brave of you I must say we should escape together escape but this is exactly where I should be I appreciate your offer but I believe fate has brought me here for a reason That's why I'll stay and see what happens.

You will die if you don't escape. I doubt that. You'll soon see that things aren't always what they seem at first glance. This way of thinking has never failed me. What should you say? That's very interesting. I haven't experienced any torture here. I know that whatever ails me, the red priests will do everything they can to heal me.

Safe travels, my child. May fate be on your side. What do you guys think? Man, I, uh... He's got stage three cancer, bro. Kill him. That's a good point. Somebody said I got an amulet, bro. Why are you lying?

Ooh, I got bigger pants, too. Magic. What the fuck is magic? Constantly drains health from the top... What the fuck? Man, what the fuck? All right. One in chat for death.

Two in chat for life. That was pretty overwhelming, to be honest. Okay. All right. So, we're going to save here, and I'm going to see if I can unpick. I'm going to lock pick this. This is a hard lock. Bugongay Tail.

Uh, that went pretty well. Increases max health by three. You guys want to see me use my fucking spells? I'm going to suck, I'm going to suck their fucking souls out. Maybe I should do it to Brother Cassian. Not yet, not yet Okay, all right So we did all this

We're not gonna deal with her I don't want to do another hard lock Because I'm gonna run out of lock picks And I might need them later So let's keep going So we went Oh, we didn't go this way This is the way we need to go

What the hell is this? It's a wheelbarrow I mean I'm I'm dead right If I go down there, right? I'm not dead That's where the cock sucker was I remember the cock sucker

I think it's because I landed on the body, so it was okay. Okay, let's go this way. I think we've done literally fucking everything. Oh, let's see. So where's the thing that let's... There it is. Nice. Nice.

Okay, and we went into the laboratory. So let's go this way. Is there a map? No, no map. At least not yet. and then did we go down here Okay, how am I gonna cheese this guy How am I gonna cheese him

Okay Alright, um I think Alright, I'm gonna use I'm gonna use my Where's my sword? Where's my big sword? That's a long boy right there

Wait, it's bad That's not how it's supposed to be What the fuck? Damn bro, this guy, it... These guys really don't know how to run a prison. Dude, they got the guards just wild and out doing everything. Let me, I gotta eat some food, get my health back. I already went down there.

Damn. Try to use a sharpening stone on it. You think I can do that? Let me see, inventory. Uh, fucking do this. Mark the scene, unequipped drop back. Not... looks like you can't do shit with that, really. Um, uh, I guess I'm gonna just put this. this on there right can i put this uh equip it doesn't work a coding center in the bag this bag uh what's a huge weapon maybe magic no not i think you got to do it at like a a special place i'm gonna just keep using these daggers let's go oh oh oh we get more of those we needed more

more of those new armor i don't think i got new armor what do y'all mean you guys trying to talk about this shit what do you mean like i'm i'm cooking man what are y'all talking about character uh status attributes oh i can put a point into an attribute okay uh how do i how do i level up my points Dixterity, Malay damage, Spellpower, crafting damage, crit damage, Percept,

add points while sitting by a fire. Okay, well, I'm not by a fire. Who's this guy? So can I just, can I just suck this good? I really shouldn't have done it that way, but it's okay. Can I bandage? I need to bandage.

What's my bandages? A blue chest? Chest armor? Wait, he doesn't have a chest armor. No, no, no, no. What are y'all talking about? The spells are different if you hold versus click the button. It's in a bag? Oh, so it's in a bag, okay.

All? I'm just trying to find out where the fucking bandage is, bro. Oh, it's just armor. Well, fuck. Okay, how am I going to get up there? Got it. That's this. Can't do that.

I don't know about going down there, boys. I really don't know about going down there. Let's go down there. Weird. I just I can't make any mistakes now. I'm all out of my heels. Should I touch the statue of death? Let's touch the statue of death. I think we've made a mistake. I think we've made a big mistake, guys. These are like aborted babies. That's bad. We just zoned it into Planned Parenthood. Uh-oh. There's no monsters here, right? Okay, well it looks like this is just, this is, maybe this is all just cosmetic.

It shouldn't be any problem. Yeah, this is, well, he wants something? Oh shit. What do you mean there's no demonic sword here? Hello? I've been waiting for someone to find me. Are you here to help me leave this place? What are you?

Not remember. I know I am not. Complete. I remember I once knew who I was. At some point, but I do not. Okay. What is this question? I do not know. I think it is some kind of prison. Are you here? And you? Why are you here? I was transported by a morbid statue.

A men here. Explain the weirdness. surrounding us. Let's find out together now that I'm free. I remember arriving on the shores of Avalon. That was the beginning of everything. But there were doubts and questions. What the fuck? How does it feel to leave your homeland behind? To keep moving forward, even though every step takes you into the unknown. The foredwellers quickly made it clear. to us. If we wanted to call this place home, we'd have to fight for it, down to the last drop of blood.

Damn, so these guys had like a war or some shit? In the end, we won the war. Nice, good job. Merlin stole the sacred flame of the foredwellers and ignited the menhires, driving away the mist and clearing the nights of weirdness. it was the first time we uncovered the secrets hidden within the men years Oh shit This is statues What the fuck is this

Bro, I thought I was just supposed to go to the beach I thought I was supposed to go to the beach Still the land of Avalon honored our toil What It soaked up our sweat I thought we were trying to go to the beach And our blood In time it rewarded us

Here in Avalon We were given the chance to create great things. Camelot, the eternal castle, the capital of all humankind, was meant to be a symbol of that. Oh shit. We left the homelands to survive. The plague consumed everything we once knew. We thought we'd escaped it, but the red death returned like a specter to haunt us. Damn. Once again, it began to devour our home.

I don't need to kill them, do I? Unavailable beyond combat. Oh, I'm fucking dead. I'm super fucking dead. One of the time, boys. One of the time. Damn, I wish I had known that was going to happen. I don't have to fight anybody else, right?

Because I'm almost, I'm out of heels. I'm out of everything. I'm cooked, bro. Like, restores two health over 10 seconds? That's the worst fish filet. seen in my life. We're gonna use the, uh, the, we're gonna use the, the sucker thing. And we're gonna get the health back that way. Okay. Doesn't use the else potion? No, because I don't think I need to. It's, I think it's better for me to save them right now.

And then use this instead. Trust me. I don't know what I'm doing. Open doro. Oh. Oh. And then cinematic? The fuck? How do you free Taiwan? The round table? I can't get that sword. This is actually kinda badass. Whoa, shit. And his hunger.

The craving for what was beyond reach. Yeah? Bind the soul to this... I did it. Oh, that's the sword! Let me get the sword. I've dreamt of... Oh shit. I led humans to Avalon Shores.

I built the great halls of Camelot. Thank you for bringing me here. Leave I owe you, young one. Yeah? It is an honor, my king. I appreciate it. But let us leave decorum and honors for times of leisure. But now, we need to make way for Avalon.

I have to see my kingdom again. I trust you'll accompany me, or would you rather stay in this wretched place? What even is this place? I am not sure. Yet I learned to be grateful of fortunate outcomes, even if they come unexpected. It seems to be a place located between life and death. Or maybe a place that can defy. Death. But why was it created? By whom and when? These I'm unable to answer.

Why are you imprisoned here? Trust me. I wish I knew. I remember death. Then darkness, a terrible loneliness. Ages upon ages of solitude. And these are all the details I have. Perhaps in time I'll remember more But that's enough questions for now. I like that let us walk together and see the kingdom forged so long ago After years of struggle my people in Avalon finally live in peace and prosperity I must see the legacy of the age of conquest with my own eyes my own eyes my Camelot in all its glory. I have a feeling it's gonna be fucked up. What is happening?

Oh shit. He got disenchanted. For now, I will have to journey by your side until my strength returns. I'll see the world through your eyes. In return, I'll lend you what strength I have. It's an honor. You are a surprising acquaintance, and it will be a pleasure to travel with someone of your disposition. And since it seems that fate has bound us together, let us make the best of it. Seeing my legacy through the eyes of another, a true picture of Avalon, not one crafted specifically for the king,

may prove to be an interesting experience. Let's make way for Avalon then Oh, what an adventure this will be I can't believe that I just accidentally went the other way Instead of this way And I just accidentally Resurrection King Arthur Okay, so let's talk about this sword situation

Okay, how are we going to get up there Um All right, uh, we gotta try and go and Okay, maybe Alright So what if Okay, so what if I go I have a feeling we're not getting that sword

Yeah, I got a feeling that sword situation Might not happen I'm sorry guys So I just I went right instead of left And I just unlocked King Arthur's castle Okay Uh, well

That was pretty much a good call Saw fragments. King Arthur has healed you from the red death. Oh. So I don't have COVID anymore, and I can also get rid of this? Well, that's pretty nice. I mean, okay. Great.

I mean, that saves me a ton of time. Great. And I guess I can't get rid of this, though, right? I can't. Okay, and I'm full health now, right? Yeah, I am. Okay, so then... Oh, I see, I see, I see.

But I wonder. I had to try, right? Damn. I had the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Try to do this. I need to use a bathroom. Save?

Yeah, we'll see. Let us proceed. Oh, there's another side. I had to see what would happen, right? That's a boss fight. That's 100% of boss fight. This is a boss fight. I don't know what to do.

I'm stressed. Actually, you know what? I do know what to do. I'm gonna save. We most abandoned a vision. Oh, shit. They're coming. Waitings will stay.

That sounds kinda bad. That sounds really bad. You gonna die? I know. Yeah, this is 100% of boss fight. Let's do it. Yep, alright, let's go, let's go. Oh, easiest game of my life.

Let us depart to Camelot. This doesn't look like Camelot to me. This looks like a shit hole. Uh-oh. This looks like a real bona fide shithole. What's over here? I'm not sure nothing?

So what happens when I rest? Well, if I rest like one hour? What does it rest? Do I get my health back? I do. Oh, we're really out here, huh? Let's go talk to this statue. Let's see what he says.

Hello? Ooh, a Viking longboat. A letter. Venerable Pryor, I bring this letter is evidence of you. Oh, she's mad because they're torturing people. Well, she's dead. So, that message never really got through, huh? That's the way it goes.

Why is this guy dead? A silk hat? Is that better than my hat? Nah, it's a piece of shit. Why I fucking want that? Okay, so we're gonna make one cabbage. We don't have any of these other foods, man. I don't know how to experimental.

Okay, so like, let's make some sense of this. alright so we're gonna do venison and we're gonna do onions and we're gonna do a little bit a honey I feel like you put all that in there and that's gonna guarantee be some good shit right like why let's get it let's get it milk this shit out milkweed the fuck is milkweed what's over here still heals 21 Yeah, the other one healed 90. Okay, there's nothing here. More milkweed.

Let's loot all this shit. There we go. That way we can use that for the alchemy table. I'm not sure really exactly how we're going to use it, but we're going to use it. Oh, a lot of sage. And we need those for healing potions. That's actually really good for me. Rosemary, I don't know what we need that for.

Ooh, somebody getting drunk. Damn. Oh, there's that guy. Oh, there's a dead. corpse impaled at the statue. This looks like a good statue. What a nice place. Let's get some feathers, essence of the wind, some offerings, so we're gonna steal all the offerings of the goddess. Surely nothing bad will happen. Yeah, this seems like a pretty... this bitch seems awful. Yeah, I don't know about this whole religion guys. I feel like this one's kind of a

kind of an L religion. Yeah. What about this one? Nobody important over here? And I think I already went this way by a swam double check. So what happens if I go to this boat? I'm gonna go to that boat. I wanna find out. Can I swim? I can't swim.

Okay, it looks like there's nothing really in the water. Come on, come on, come on, come on me. Damn it, bro, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get in here. I'm on a boat. I'm trying to be on a boat. I'm not on a boat. Man, it's just fast. What's a button that go third person?

What's a button to go a third person? Z? I'm not, it's time for third person, just about to... Okay, so it is. You're not supposed to go over there. How am I not able to get up there? Oh, it's literally because I can't jump up there. Okay, well, that explains a lot.

Okay, this would better be something good. Archery ring. Increases range damage. Oh, man. And I got more arrows? Damn. What happens if I just keep going? I mean, there's another boat out there, what happens I go over there?

What's in the water? Looks like a bunch of nothing's in the water. Oh, another dead person. Damn, dead fatty. This shit trying to scare me, bro. Could use that? Damn. Damn, this place is all kinds of fucked up, huh?

Okay, let's go back to, let's go back to shore. Talk to the NPC? You mean I should Are you telling me that I should actually play the game? And you know what? I was thinking that like I would have needed to talk to King Arthur no matter what

because if I needed to interact with that one object I would have needed to go back and talk to him anyway. So yeah I wouldn't need to keep swimming into the void. No. We have more important things to do. Like saving Camelot. Let's go back this one. Yeah, we're just going to go back to the guy.

There's a chest in the boat? I'm sure that there is, but I couldn't find it And I'm not gonna sit there looking for it for like three hours Yeah, there's probably a million fucking little things in the game. Do you dive? Oh combat combat's all right. I mean don't get me wrong. It's not great Fine. Let's go talk to him. Where am I your chest armor? Wait, I'm wearing a garbage pearl necklace Okay, great Max hell I don't know which one I want to use

I'm gonna just go as well I have now Okay What's up There I am Took you a while Yes I was getting worried you wouldn't make it I know

I even realized that I didn't get a chance To introduce myself I'm Karadok Your Savior You're welcome What kept you so long I was talking to a spirit Of King Arthur

You sent me through there Even though you know it was there didn't you i had my suspicions what i didn't expect was you walking back free of the sickness so go on what did you find in there i'm just gonna tell him bro this guy this guy's been helping me out i'm gonna tell him i'm gonna keep it real you found him i'm truly sorry it turned out to be you what you talking about well it seems that the red priests managed to succeed in at least one of their experiments you were able to go deep into the weirdness survive and even bring a piece of our king's soul back with you.

I don't have to explain that this isn't something that happens every day. My job is to make sure it won't ever happen again. You're trying to kill me. And this means you have to die. Hmm. I'm truly sorry. Okay. That was alright.

What'd you guys think? Good game or what? I'm sorry, but that had to be done. It shouldn't leave any lasting damage. Wait, what? What the hell? I had to do it. I had to get rid of the parasite that infested you a moment ago.

You've seen. No, you've felt what he's capable of. This power can't be unleashed on Avalon. Not again. Start making sense, please. You've found yourself in the middle of a mess that's been brewing for 600 years. Every single time things go down the shitter on this island, a bunch of cowards in Camelot bring our once and future king back from the dead.

That sounds good. It's happened before. It will happen again. And soon. My journey, my mission, is to stop this from happening. Damn. So you just killed King Arthur? No.

But thanks to you, I finally destroyed a piece of him I couldn't have reached otherwise. And from where I stand, that's progress. What do I have to do? What the Red Priests did to you must have been horrible. And yet, you've gained a unique ability to control. contain Arthur's powers within you. Yes. And what can be contained can be killed.

That is why your assistance might be of help on my journey. Oh shit. My goal is to destroy King Arthur. To get rid of him once and for all. There are pieces of his soul scattered across our arm. I could use help in finding, collecting, and destroying them. Why is King Arthur important? He's the reason the world as we know it is coming.

to an end. Nah, nope. Every time they resurrect him, the weirdness grows stronger. Soon it will cover all of Avalon. And nobody will survive that. Hmm. I've been cleaning this mess for a long time now. Hmm.

And I truly wish for this nightmare to end. I don't care about all that. I understand. It is your choice. I can't hold it against you. I will manage on my own. We will, however, meet again. again if you decide to pursue the souls of the king that I can promise but you still

need a way to get out of this island and to prove I am not your enemy you can sail with me unless you want to stay here and die when the red priests find you that's also your choice and where are we going to the horns of the south it's a fortress where they keep Oh, oh, oh, oh, my plan is to steal it. Or at least what's hiding within that damned blade. A piece of our king is bound to it, and it needs to be destroyed next. I'm in. If you do decide to be useful, here, pin this emblem to your clothes,

and you should get into the horns without any issues. And when you get inside, find the captain. Brandon's his name. Brandon. He'll tell you the rest. Let's go. I have something to do first, but you should get some rest. Judging by the waves, the journey won't be pleasant.

Set up a camp and get some sleep. Then we'll sail for the horns of the south. Ah, and here. Have some cobweb. Throw that into the fire and you'll be safe from the weirdness. Just in case I don't come back before nightfall. Damn. Damn.

Send up a bonfire. What do I have to do? Rest up. cooking, set up a bonfire, quick wheel, press you. Okay, escape clothes, whispers represent fragments by your mysterious companion. Car dick, man. Bro, he got my ass. I didn't realize he was going to get me like that, though, man. Damn, like, that guy fucked me up. What's over here? Nobleman's boots? Seems like a bunch of shit to me. Is this island? Oh, I guess it is. It's like just a big fucking island. Okay.

stab him in the back. No, I don't think I've got enough health. He's got... He's also disappeared. It was a one-time-only fight. Like, I'm pretty sure I was meant to die because I dodged and it hit me anyway. Like, maybe not, but I don't know.

Okay, so do I have to go to a fire to do this? Or can I just do it anywhere I want? Well, let's try and just do it right here. Since this is kind of an open area. Clonfire. Place. Okay. I should be gone.

I should be gone. And yet, here we are. Whatever he tried, it must have failed. His armor is cracked. Something must have gone wrong for him. For us, it was a stroke of luck. I'm not going to tell him anymore of this. Cardoac hates you. It says you don't deserve to return.

Hatred. Yes. That much I understood. But why? But why? What did I take from him that he would go so far? He speaks as if he knows me. As if he has seen something I have not. Shouldn't you just explain it?

I'd reach for it and there is nothing. Do you know what happened? I felt him strike. For a moment there was nothing. No weight, no voice, no self, just silence. But then, You you pulled me back didn't you I did have I never left Who is this Cardock? No, it seems that I should but I don't

He knew me spoke with certainty with anger But to me he's a stranger if he was a part of my past Then that past has been taken from me. I mean didn't he just know that you were the I feel like it's not that complicated, right? What do you remember? I... Not much. Yeah.

That isn't right. I should remember. I should. But he doesn't. All I know is that I left my kingdom strong, prosperous. It should have grown. It must have flourished in my absence. Well, we're gonna find out.

So we're off to steal Excalibur? It seems so. If Caradoc is hunting, for more pieces of my soul. We should definitely claim them first. Good idea. When we do, I should grow stronger. We're going to help King Arthur.

I should be whole. Let's go then, young one. Let's not waste any more time. Yeah. I left my kingdom strong. It should have only grown stronger in my absence. And if something threatens it now, Then I will see it restored.

That's right. Okay, so let's level up. And we're going to do an attribute, and we're going to put a point into... I'm thinking about... Probably like... I feel like I need more stamina. Like, honestly, I'm going in with this for the stamina, primarily. And then what about my skill tree?

Okay, strength, endurance, dexterity, perception, practicality. What's practicality? What the fuck, by the way? What the fuck? Okay, so for two-handed, attacks with 200 weapons are stronger.

Heavy attacks with 200 weapons deal of 15% weapon damage in a four-meter radius around the enemy they hit. Consecutive hit to the same enemy for five seconds. I feel like the one-handed weapons would be better. Two-ended attacks have life steel. That's really good, too. What about one-handed? I feel like, I feel like I don't know what the right option is yet.

So, endurance, stamina, and health. Damn, this is a lot. Honestly, I think we need to go with endurance. This is fucking crazy. Holy shit. What the fuck is this? God damn Okay, so I think

Out of everything We need to go with more stamina Yeah, we're gonna go with that And that's good Uh, confirm And then let's rest Alrighty gentlemen It's time

I kind of wanted to try to kill him But fuck it The sea was restless waves slamming against the hull As you left the island asylum behind Karadak's boat Cut through the black water It's course set for Avalon shores

Then the deep was stirred Oh shit, Katha-Thu-oooo From neither wind nor tide But from something far below Oh A presence ancient and watching And then it struck The boat lurched violently,

Wood splintering as the sea itself rose in fury A shadow moved beneath the slothed Vast coiling inescapable the next wave swallowed everything and now we're fucked Darkness took you salt filled your lungs and then light the crash of waves the cold kiss of wet sand You were alive the sea had spared you Well that's good but not without a cost well that's bad. What about my boy though? What about what about oh? Maybe he's over here Is this my boat? Uh, we got bread, we got potato.

Flame resin and parsley. That's decent. Okay. An onion. We, we love onions. We don't. A short sort. We don't think, I don't think I really want that, but we'll take it.

I'm gonna make sure, can I collect this crab? What does I try and kill this crab? Wait, I actually can kill a crab and then I loot a crab. Why can't I do it now? Oh, it's like ahead of me. Okay, well, we're trying to get as many crabs as we can. This is a big crab situation. We're trying to get as many crabs.

A lot of crabs. Okay, I can't, I can't do it. Okay, let's go to this island right over here because I saw a guy over there. Okay, so now we made it onto the shore. Oh, fuck, I got a map now. Horns of the South. This is where I am right now. Those are some bad boys.

Oh. Oh, oh, the warlord strikes again. Keepers tag. Why does it have that orange shit on there? Cooking pot. Uh, did it, did, let me see if I have any of these. Okay, so what about inventory? Is it eye for inventory?

Okay, so like, what about, uh, inventory in the bag? Cooking for the persistent. So do I read the book? How do I, Like, because I want to, how do I make a hunter's stew? Oh, okay, okay. I can't make three of those. Okay, so now I've actually got crafting.

Let's go ahead and let's do, uh, let's do one of these. We're gonna do a cabbage. And then we're gonna do three of these. Craft mini. Uh, three. Big dick. And then we're also gonna double, we're gonna craft many of these two. Double mashed potatoes.

That way we got our cooking level up too. That's important. Why is it important? I don't know. That's a dog. We're going to have a lot of these to like turn into potions and shit too. Okay. Let's save.

We're going to stealth. That's a red guy. Red means he's bad. I am an assassin. How did he know that it was made? Where's the other guy? Is this on veteran difficulty? Yes.

I feel like the dagger is... Hello? Oh, I feel like the downer tongues are gonna be useful. I don't know why, but I think that they're gonna be useful. Oh, look at that, bro. Like, I can do, look at that. Wooop! Interact so I can cook as well right on here too.

Damn. Damn, all right. All right. Let's talk to this loser here. Oh, oh. Greetings kind. Um, sir, right? So, uh, would you put your chance be interested in browsing my wares?

Only the finest Avalon can offer. And I, the finest I can offer, that is. Sure. It's madam. It's, it's certain. I didn't mean to be rude, but are you certain? I mean, I'm sure you are a very fine specimen of a... Oh, that was a joke, wasn't it?

I'm sorry. I'm sure it's very funny. I'm just not very good at understanding your sense of humor. It's so much less, well, practical than what I'm used to. I got misgendered. Where were we? Where were we? I see your worst.

I'd just be grateful if you didn't try to sell me any weapons or nails or buckets with iron handles. handles. It's not that I have anything against things made of iron. I simply don't condone violence. That's it. Okay. And so buy. What can I buy from him? Sneak damage by 10% charged by killing 0 to 5. Essence channeler. This is a staff. This is like food and shit. Okay, I don't know where I don't think I need these yet. Sell? Okay, why should just sell right? And I feel like that one's even better than mine, right? I don't want to sell my lock picks. I feel like I 100% sell all this shit, right? This is just like the smart thing to do, get rid all this garbage pearl necklace? No, no, I'm using that. Let's see. Consumption leads to suffering.

Read more. Poison. Okay, well, I'm going to sell him all those then. Okay, I can probably use the blood clots for like alchemy, I'm assuming. Damn, this guy's got a lot of money. Wait, oh, I can eat brains. Oh, I should have been doing that the whole time. Damn, man. Okay. Done already?

Are you sure that's all you need? Yes. Let me see. So now what can I... So I can buy any of this. Oh, wait, no, I can't. I don't have the money. It's a weapon relic for $400.

Oh my God. And I don't have the spirituality for this either. Done already? Okay. Are you sure? Get the charge thing? No, I don't. Oh, what's this?

Okay. Oh, I bet this is... I bet if I have Excalibur, I can open that door or some shit, you know? that's what it's got to be is like one of those situations you see what I'm saying uh parkour yeah I don't know if I'm supposed to do that or not get over there let me try let me I'm trying to see like what kind of discovery

and uh what do you call it uh fucking exploration this game really has I just want to know like because usually like there's games like I remember a vow would have like tons of exploration and like random shit you can go get get and do and like other games not really so much and so like i'm just trying to get an idea like kind of what's the lock seems to be broken okay well i'll just go around from the other way right oh what's this oh oh fishing rod oh oh what's this oh what's this oh let's go around this oh let's go around this one then we can open it okay butter lock pick damn that's a lot of mother

fucking arrows. Okay. Ezes. This is really just easy for me, ain't it? It's really just easy for me. Like that honestly the way I do it is just the way it's done. Literal lockpick god. I mean I'm not gonna say that right but that's what other people are saying. Let's go over this one. We gotta go back to the base island though. We got it. We have to go get Excalibur. Damn is that bitch again? I can't go up that way.

What happens if I just try to hit this bitch right now? Mad? You got a lot of health. Combat is not great. But we'll see how things evolve. Blueberries. It looks serviceable. It's functional enough to where it doesn't make the game bad.

Like, it's not good, but it doesn't make the game bad, if that makes sense. What do you want? Hello? That's a bad guy. So what happens if I try and hit this guy with a bow? I don't think that really does enough damage, man, for it to be worth it? He flopping and flannel all over the place. Uh, I'm gonna have to heal after this.

Damn. That was a lot. He dead? Yeah. Baud Lake. Oh! That's a bad guy. So what's over here at Boll?

Talk. Hello? Pray. I got blood transfusion. Is that good? I feel like that's good to get a blood transfusion from the blood lake. What about over here? It looks healthy. This is delicious, actually. I'm waiting out. I'm trying to get an idea about the discovery aspect of the game and how much of that I should really be focusing on. And how much of this I should just be focused on like kind of going and doing it. Um, one thing that I wish that the game had is that, uh, there was, like, a degree of, like, passive healing. Like, uh, instead of having to eat food every time.

There's a cave underwater. Nah, there's not. This, I don't know if we, guys, um, guys, I got, hello? Uh, uh, um, um. Uh, okay. You shouldn't be here. This is no place for the living. Poor Sod.

Who are you? I think my name was Mallory. I wandered in search of meaning. Until one night, a very special dream came to me. In that dream, a beautiful, towering flower whispered to me. Yeah. will find me if you want me in the garden and so i resolved to seek that place is what i found from the rain to the gutter the garden this looks like a shit i suppose it's what lies beyond those

ever watching ever listening doors they wait for our next move soon when we finish our little conversation all will be set in motion what does it mean that's a good question know the answer i've grown weary of seeking it too much time spent in a loop of nasty thoughts i've been there brother what happened the slaughter has come to pass a fair brutal beyond measure many lives reduced to one just me humans have a rather dreadful tendency to descend into madness especially when forced to live among others in a cage like that one damn you could try counting I'm gonna tired of that long ago we slaughtered one another until after countless hours i awoke from the frenzy only to find there was nobody left to kill poor alice and

damn those were the last two i killed those two i remember most clearly their bodies lie somewhere over there oh it's staggering isn't it how many good lives have been wasted in this wretched what's that place you should not ask me the druids created this place they called it the whole of trials as they sought to find a worthy pet for themselves a pet i want to be a pet wanted to see the garden to learn something from those cunning vermin i doubt they expected such an outcome themselves oh why don't you just leave the fuck out of you not I am bound to it for eternity, perhaps. We should finish our conversation.

Yeah, true. There's no point in drag it in doubt anymore. If I could ask you one thing, try. Just try. I truly wish to leave this place for good. Is that what it means? All right, I can handle them. We're getting an idea.

We're getting it. You need more stamina? Yeah, I know. I don't have more stamina, so we're gonna have to do what we need to do. Don't forget life drain. If I get up here, maybe, and I'll shoot them. If I get up to maybe over here, I'll shoot them. You have your time slow?

That's a good point. I'm a war war. Can't lose. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I lost. Let's get my health potions teed up.

Damn. Fucking damn. I need five endurance and straight. So I can't even use that shit. I can't even use this shit. shit. What about this? Can I use the sword? I don't have enough dexterity. I feel like what I should do is I should use a shield. And that way I can parry. I kill them. I help the guy out. Oh, fuck. Is this Arthur again? Wait. Sucking they dix off. Oh, I'd be sucking they dicks off.

Alright! That's what we were wanting to do! Uh-oh. He's having a... Let's go here first. Damn, they got a lot of shit in here. Chargers... Wait, what does this say? Charges Soulstone with each... What the fuck? It's destroyed and it fully heals the players.

Man, who gives a fuck about that? Oh, shit, I got a neck. That's a big dick neck. That's actually huge. Okay, let's make. make some, we can make fish oil maybe. Ooh, we could get a life sucker potions. What's this here? Monster? So I need monster blood and I need mead in order to make that and I need more blood clots. Okay, that's good to keep in mind. And then for this, I could get sage and mead as well.

I think right now, honestly, like, how many health potions do I have already? Oh, fuck. Like, I'm not really even sure. Like, I feel like I have enough health potions right now. I don't really need that. And so let's not worry about that right now. But now at least we know what we need, right?

And, like, so Bloodstone, Rosemary, health potion. I feel like I'm getting health potions pretty regularly, right? Mandrake. That's some bullshit, right? Wolf Spain That's probably some bullshit

Guys I'm gonna be honest Like I'm actually It's honestly It's crazy how good I am at this game Like it really is Like I don't even know How do I do it Nobody knows

What about over here Bullshit over here Spoiled me Daffodils So what we really need to do The King is dead Oh, that sounds bad. Okay, so that's like this whole area, right?

Let me just double-check, go back around. Yeah, it looks like it pretty much is. Okay, now we've got to go back into the bottom. Let's actually... Can I bonfire right now? Cannot be placed in this area? Yeah, I didn't think so. Uh-oh.

This, what you want, bitch? I just want to see how much damage that'll do. So I'm thinking about, like, this Perry's situation. Let me try and do a little bit of the... Let me try and do a little bit of the Perry's. let me try and get let me get an idea how these parries work i don't think it's really worth it because also like if i block i take less damage but i still take damage right yeah i'm just like i don't feel like it's really worth it like versus a dodge like unless i can parry for damage or

something like i'm just not really seeing myself in a situation where this is useful like i'm kind of feeling like requires three strengths see I don't have three strength watch how I handle this bitch this is the war war at work by the way what? I swung too early I didn't know that

I'm gonna put this dagger on again yeah that's way better what I think that uh I feel like we're probably in the wrong spot I feel like we don't need to be here right now yeah I've got a feeling that right now like

I feel like we're in a situation where we've entered into an area that's high level. And like obviously, let's just get a little bit of... What? Like, if I... Like, I can do it, right?

I feel like I can't do it. But it's just like, I don't think that's really worth me doing this. Like, I mean, like, I'm already looting guys that have way higher health than me. Like, I can't even equip the gear that I'm using. Like, what really am I doing? Like, it's silly for me to do this.

like obviously I could do it if I spent time and I did it but like I just don't think it's really worth doing we gotta go somewhere else pussy yeah yeah I'm bitching out bro I'm bitching out hard what a dumb mindless game uh level how it's hot yeah I got a level up too you right about that I feel like um I feel like right now the game is pretty good actually I'm gonna be honest I feel like like it's pretty good. Like my first impressions so far have been actually quite positive. I've been enjoying this. Like I mean, I'm not trying to say it's the best game this ever made, right? Or some fucking bullshit. But like, I'm just saying like right now, like where am I at? How do I feel about the game? Things look pretty good. And so we're going to go attributes. We're going to put

another point in the strength so we can use that sword. And we're going to put point into endurance. So I feel like let's go ahead and go with that right now. And then we're going to go skill trees. And then we're going to look at Dixterity. And we're going to look at movement. Actually, no, no, no. What about Dash? I feel like Dash is really good.

Like Dash for costing less is like really, really, really good. Or like endurance. I could also look at this. Taking damage instantly stores 2% of max stamina. Killing an enemy restore is 10% of your max stamina. when you have full stamina deal 10% more damage that's insanely good fully restored stamina causes you to take 150% less damage I feel like none of these are really like high value

like none of those are like really that good and I feel like dash this is huge like I'm gonna just buy this like that's not even a question like that that's big dick Like really like that's big dick like we're talking about massive So let's go up this way Mass yeah yeah and like also so like look look at look at what we do now Oh I put the wrong point in So wait a minute so I can I dual wield these magic things

These magic blood transfusion things Wait what? Damn so I can go full Voldemort on somebody What is this what the fuck is going on over here? I'm lagging a little bit That was kind of cool And remember we're trying to get plain unidentified item. Let's go in this way. What? Damn, you get me.

So then I could just use this. I want to get my ears back. Yeah, yeah, actually, you know what? This is kind of, this kind of works. Yeah. So we, whenever we run out of, uh, whenever we run out of health, we just, we start, we just Dracula their ass. Like, I feel like that's a good. good idea and I could just do this dash attack too which is pretty good where the

hose at are we good or no not good oh I got the wrong button I want to see how much damage that would do okay I just want to see what happened dash you no no I just I just want to understand it okay watch this oh they thought they were gonna get me can you believe that they thought they were going to get me? What a bunch of morons. A bunch of retards. Not gonna get me. Let's see how we do him with the new weapon. Uh, this one does more damage. I feel like, um, if daggers work the same way they do in oblivion, my main hand dagger will be my first attack. And so I'm gonna keep that on for stabbing and then I'm gonna keep my offhand. What do you want? You don't want me to suck your

dick off do you you wanted this you wanted this I didn't want to do this too what Brandon skin oh oh febbers looter's mask let's see if we get a better bow we have a better bow at all I got I need three Dixterity uh we probably need to honestly I need to put another point to dexterity I actually thought that was gonna that was gonna get me there I can hear him I really didn't need to uh I really kind of flop there to be honest but mistakes happen uh we gotta we gotta use the uh we got all right yeah we gonna suck their souls out now do it see what's who happens retard what what an idiot what a dumbass and i got my health back too

Alright, let's do this. Let's fucking beat his ass. No, this is gonna be easy. Oops. I got an idea. Where'd you go? So does he respawn? Just to go back to his original location. He does. He fell, he didn't fall. Did you hear something? Not yet. This guy is no joke.

Jesus Christ. Trying to shoot him in the head. Can't kill this guy. I don't want to kill him. It's gonna take too long. and it's too risky Is it Eldon Ring? Yeah, and I don't want to fight

Tree Sentinel right now. Let's go this one. Make them fall? I mean, you're right, I could do some bullshit, right? I mean, like, if you guys want, I could try and do some bullshit. She's it? Okay.

I go to here. You're going to lose the loop. I feel like this isn't really worth it. Because if it's anything like the other guys, I'm going to kill him and he's going to drop items that I can't use. that I can't use. So, like, what am I doing?

You know, like, so, yeah, I mean, like, because I would be down for it if I could get an item. Experience, though? I mean, experience at what? I just don't really see it being high value, like, a good decision. Like, I'm very much in favor

of, like, trying to do, like, hard encounters like that. But there has to be, like, a light at the end of the tunnel for it, right? There has to be, like, a reason. Like, I don't want to just, do it for the sake of doing it. Especially if it's gonna be like, uh, pointless. That's just me.

Okay. All right. Say your prayers. Frame rate slow down. I'll teach you to respect me. I lie's in the soil. Teach you to respect me. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Ooh. Ooh, he really had a bad time, huh? Damn. Yeah, they got a little bit of slowdowns going on. And I'll tell you something right now. Like I'm a claimor. 20, 20, 28, 20 to 30 damage. That's what it says. That's a big number. I like that number.

We love that number. That's a good number. Watch this. Watch me handle this bitch. Watch me handle her real quick. Watch this. Watch this. Watch. Something's not right. Something's not right. Bro, he was right. He was right. Okay, what is this here? Bloodsucker potion now? Oh, now I can make one of these I steal for 10% for 20 seconds. That's good, but I feel like I don't really need that right now Go around this one. This game's big. I didn't realize how big this game was I wonder can I can I just do this?

Yeah, not quite like I probably should just Jesus Christ you guys too much fucking damage. You guys too much damage that's shit that was like, gosh, like, gosh, I was like, gosh, I was like, gosh, I was like, Damn. We got to suck somebody's dude. We got to suck somebody's dick to get that money back. Yeah, let's suck this guy at all. We took him out. Yeah, I feel like the bow and arrow like it's good, but it's not like big good. You know, like, oh, oh, a sharpened arrow, a recurved bow. What is a recurb? I guess we're going to have to deal with these two dogs here. I live off the land that's the gatekeeper wait what Jesus Christ well we got locked out we didn't lock in I didn't realize he was that way

we gotta do a lot more of these back again it's okay it's annoying mistakes happen right mistakes happen look at your screen instead of bonfire yeah I know Are we in Limgrave? Yeah, basically. So let me see, so if... Watch your backs. Damn. Damn, that does a lot of damage.

Actually, I gotta suck this guy. I gotta suck him. Damn, how do you hit me? Okay. So we gotta deal with this knight. Do it. See what happens. I really gotta level up my character.

That's the problem that I have right now. Is he gonna turn around? He does turn around. Come on, let me up there. Fuck, man. Fuck! What? Shit!

I knew I would survive. I just, I can't get up there. I'm gonna have to fight that night. Like, I feel like there's no way I get around it. Like, I have to, I have to kill him. Camp, I just worry that'll respawn the mob, so that's why I'm not doing it. Hold your ground, men.

You'll fall to my sword. Jesus Christ, I was... How'd he hit me? Such a chief shot! Your hovel, cow, your armor won't save you. Bullshit, man. Like, dude, that's such fucking bullshit, man. Like, these lunges are crazy.

Like, I... It's so frustrating. You are nothing but a... Your armor won't save you. You are nothing but a... Tell me what you are made of. You're full to my sword. I was hoping I wouldn't need to use it, but I did.

Uh, let's just loot all this shit, bro. Like, yeah. We're gonna steal all his fucking shit, bro. Like, there it is. All right. So right now, now we're gonna, now we're gonna go and do the thing. Okay, let's bonfire. Let's level up.

We're gonna attribute. And I think we're gonna attribute to dexterity. We're gonna do a dexterity. I feel like actually maybe we do strength. Let's do strength attribute. That way we, uh, We're able to use that skill and then for strength damage like fist if you're we don't really care too much about this general Malay damage like what about spirituality spell power

Each active summon that's cool so you can use summons and shit percepting and always I put my points into before and then this and then so if I restir the power Like, I can't use the power now, right? I don't know what the power is. I'm going to take a break, by the way. I'm taking a break. Give me a minute.

Actually, I just realized that I need to order Chipotle. And they close the orders at 9.30. It's 927. Now it's 928. It's cries, bro. We got that shit locked in. It's done. No Chipotle tonight?

Nope. Payment succeeded. There it is. all right so uh thoughts on the game big dick big dick way better than what i expected i thought i was going to play this for an hour i thought i was going to play for an hour this is a fun game this is a really good game i like this game a lot yeah i like the vibe um i like the game uh i wish that what do you want what do you want Damn, bitch, fuck you.

You see how much damage this guy does? I feel like we're really in a... Honestly, I really feel like we're in the wrong place. Honestly, I think we just, like, we need to... I feel like I keep going in a wrong place to level. Wrong area. Yeah, like, I don't need to be there. Like, guaranteed I don't need to be there.

And so, like, that's really the problem. I need to go this way. Like, because I keep fighting these mobs. underpowered. I mean, I am also playing on hard mode. So like it should be, it should be challenging. It's supposed to be challenging. Let me see if I can kill this deer. It doesn't work that way. Damn. Damn. What? Fuck out of here. Yeah. And so anyway, um, Druidic Shrine. That seems good, right? That seems big good. Sword Master ring. It's a sword master

It's 2% attack speed Master or what And so yeah The game's good Good game I As I said I didn't really

Expect it to be good I thought it was gonna be bad Actually I thought it was gonna just be like a bullshit bad game But I've actually enjoyed playing it I think I might even play more of it tomorrow If you want me to be honest This might even be a two-day game So

It's fun And because of that I obviously won't play at all off-stream That way I know a lot of you guys want to You know like keep up with the progression And figure out like I mean like this Like some of this shit is like really cool Right like this is badass

And so You know like they really I think they really cooked with this game Like the vibe is Is pretty strong too I think So like Yeah I would view this

a positive. Like, would I recommend the game yet? It's a little bit early for me to say whether I'd recommend the game or not, because it literally just came out. What do you want? You're trying to start some shit, huh? Trying to start some shit with the battlemaster? That's what I thought. Pussy. Fuck out of here. And so anyway, Skyrim's better. See, like, people always say shit like Skyrim's better with games like this, but like to me, it's like, okay. Okay. Okay, awesome, two Skyrims. That's the way I feel about it, right? To me, I just, uh, like, I'm always, uh, I'm always down for new games, right?

This is going to hurt. It's pretty obvious that, like, walking circles around the mobs is like, uh, it's a little bit too OP. Like, you shouldn't be able to just do that. But, um, otherwise, yeah. This game's lighting's really outdated. I just don't care about any of that stuff. Like all I want to do is play a game that has decent gameplay. Like that's literally all I care.

Oh shit. I had to do it to him, man. I didn't want to, I just had to do it to him. But yeah, thoughts on the game is that the game is good. It's fun to play. It's more fun than I thought it was going to be. And I hope that they, uh, I hope the game continues to be fun. Uh, that's really about it.

it. I mean like uh yeah that's it I was saying I wouldn't play this or enjoy it simply stay at Skyrim is better yeah yeah no doubt but I know that people talk about this a lot with like Eldon Ring and stuff like this too like I'm not trying to get like mad right I'm just like giving my opinion and so like uh all I'm saying is like with a game like this or Skyrim or anything else like I'm I'm just saying like personally I don't know if this is a real guy or not I think it's a statue. Um, yes, a statue. You know, like, I feel like it doesn't need to be, uh, it doesn't need to be better than the other game.

It just needs to be fun enough to play by itself. And I feel like that's kind of where this game is at, where, like, I mean, if you compare this to oblivion, like, uh, you know, obviously, like, especially the remake of oblivion, it's really hard to beat oblivion, but at the same time, I think this game is enjoyable. and uh you know that's it and it's got a demo yeah you're right it's got a demo on steam so you just try it out and decide for yourself you don't have to go and make decisions like that but i'm gonna just go and make sure i save oh what there is so yeah that's it game's very cheap too yeah exactly skyrun a game of the year like three times in a row though yeah it's really hard to beat skyron uh but yeah anyway gentlemen uh thank you all very much watching i really appreciate it i hope everybody had fun hope you guys enjoyed it it and had a bit of a longer stream than I planned on today. And I just kind of got into it.

And yeah, it was fun. So we're going to play more of this tomorrow probably or maybe do something else. I haven't decided. So until next time, gentlemen, peace. See ya.