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Episode Date: October 11, 2025

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Alright guys, who's ready? Who's excited? Let's fucking do this shit. The Shire of the Third Age. So where's Gandalf? This was made for the Switch? They don't even have dialogue? What the fuck is this? Body? Change body type. But they're all just fat. Wait, that's the thinnest you can be?

This is the skinniest version of a character you can have? Oh my fucking God! Jesus, okay, um, well, we're gonna make her fat. And yeah, that's good. And I don't even, wait, can I be a male, can I have a male character? Like, there's no gender selector. I can't even be a man. Oh my god.

Okay, uh, let's just go with the default. Change skin tone. Okay, so I have to click on this, it's gonna change. All right. So, okay, so I can go from this to this. All right, I'm gonna go with, I guess I'll go with this here. And, okay, I guess it changed again, doesn't matter. All right, what's her hairstyle?

Okay. Oh, my, are there any male hairstyles? I think this is a male hairstyle, right? This is, I, this is, I guess the bald ones have, gotta be for men, right? And so we've got to go with that. Yeah, let's go with this. Okay. So, all right, eyebrows. I need to change her fucking face. It looks like a woman. I don't want to be a girl. Like, I, I can't make the, I can't make a mask. Like, it's just different versions of being a fat woman. The eyes and the lips? Okay, okay. No. No, guys.

A, B, gender selector? No, that's not even it either. Okay, okay. Um, we've got brown eyes. All right, that's fine. Body type slider is gender. Yes, yes. You don't even... Okay, all right, I guess I... this is... Okay. All right, what about the nose? Oh my fucking God. Oh my... I... Are you pregnant? Yeah, with food. I... I... Okay, that's nice. A little smile. That's cute. Great. All right. And change foot. Can I can't choose to not have foot hair. There is no option to not have it. You have to have it. I'm going to randomize my character because anything is better than this. This is the monstrosity that I've created. This is I don't get that. I don't understand this at all. Oh my God. Okay. All right.

Alright, alright, maybe we could work with, no, there's, okay. I, I, Karen, this is insane. Oh, we're just gonna go with this one, guys. All right, I'm gonna do it five times. And the fifth one that we do, we're gonna do it, all right? One, two, three, four, five, six. No, seven. This, I just...

Okay, all right, all right, all right. This one is... This is the most masculine one that I've seen, okay? And by the way... Okay. I... I don't... It looks like Link, yes.

This is the closest thing I can get. It looks kind of like Link. All right, so I'm going to continue with this character. This is my... Character. Change body type more? No, no. It doesn't let me. This is literally, this is the most masculine. That's the most feminine. This is the pinnacle of masculinity in this video game.

Right here. That's it. That's where we're at. I'm being serious. This is A. I'm pressing A. This is D. I'm pressing D. I still only got C. Okay. We're gonna continue. I have to choose her top. We're gonna go with this one. And we're gonna go with this.

No, we're gonna give her pants. That's perfect. So she has simple breaches for a simple hobbit. Good for walking into shallow water. Okay, and she has a cape. Oh, she's got a cape on. Okay. Well, let's not have the cape.

I don't want to have the cape. And then, oh, you can give her glasses. Oh, perfect. I'm gonna make sure she has her glasses. Okay, great. First name Amarath. Wait, I can't even choose my own name? Enter custom name.

Wait, I... Is there a Zach? There's none. Um... Okay, Falco. All right, Falco. Um... Ah, geez.

Falco Headstrong. This is the most masculine character that I could make, bro. Falco Headstrong. Falco Hog? You want me to do Falco Hog? Okay, I'll do Falco Hogg. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, where is it? Where is it?

Okay, okay, okay. Got it. All right, guys. Falco Hog. Are you sure? Yes. I was beginning to wonder if you would ever wake up. I must have been sleeping.

Yes, a very hobbit thing to do, I'd say. It's a very comfy spot. I'm sure it is. I'm on my way to... To buy water, I know. All the way from the prancing pony, and you've fallen asleep in a glade. How do you know I'm from Bree? I have a special interest in hobbits in their business.

Time to get up. There's a lot for you to do. Well, that's kind of nice, you know? You got the little sheepies? Oh, wow. Fresh air, rich soil, sparkling waters. I don't know how to fish. And what about cooking?

I've always wanted to learn that this really is a game for girls. This will be a good place to start. So Gandalf is going to teach me how to cook? What? Oh, wow. Let's share our stories when I return, my friend. You're not staying. I have business elsewhere.

I'll come back when you least expect me. Before I go, this is a map of bywater. Let me guess who's going to give me a map. It was made by a very old friend of mine from Hobbiton, in fact. I expect you'll meet a hungry Hobbit will offer some help. And he just leaves. That's it. You haven't told me your name.

My name. John Sina. I'm Gandalf and Gandalf means me. That's Gandalf. Can I jump? Wait, I can't jump? Can I go into water? I can't go into water? So I can't jump. I can't go in the water. Inspect. That's a tree. Good things come to those who wait. Who are you? Okay, well, what if I want to go across the bridge? I can't because... Well, why... You're telling me I can't even...

I... It's like snorlax? Okay, well, let's talk to... Old Ruby's... So I can't talk to him either. I have to go talk to this guy. It's you, our new Hobbit. I'm Orlo.

I'm Falco Hog. Please to meet you, Falco. Let's go see your new home. Where have you come from? The prancing pony and brie. I've never heard of it. Why would she... wait, she lives in an inn? That's an inn. Why the fuck would you come from... What? This doesn't make sense. She's a stripper there? Oh, I didn't see that part of the movie. There's something I'm supposed to tell you.

But I miss second breakfast and now I'm too hungry to remember. Oh my god. Let's go inside. I can make you a meal. You go first. I'm so weak with hunger. I'd only slow you down. Okay. So, enter your home. It's my front door. I suppose I need to get fixed up. I should look for another entrance. Okay. Is it over there? Oh, wow! Oh, man, look at this. Welcome home. This is old Ruby's place. Lovely, she was all the memories. It's your place now. Take a look around.

Okay, so use the kitchen. to cook rubarb porridge? The pantry is huge. Okay. The more delicious the... Okay, so the more delicious the ingredients, the more delicious the meal. Okay.

And then I'll make oats and then milk. And then I'm gonna cook. All right. Some ingredients require preparation, though. Such as the chopping board. Chopping board. Oh my god. Brother, may I have some oats?

Wait a second. Oh, here we go. Here we go with the oats. Okay. Assemble. All right, milk. Asimble. That's it.

I have to go talk to Orlo again. This looks delicious. We usually send out invitations when we share a meal. Okay, so now they're going to eat food. Your first meal in bywater. A writing desk. It looks well used. one of these drawers I can see a key in it.

I can invite people over to have meals. Begin your shared meal at the table. Oh my God. Would you like to begin your, this is the event? Yes, I would like to begin my shared meal. Time to place a meal for Orlo. Serving townsfolk delicious meals is a great way to improve your relationship with them. Open up my storage and then I have to go to meal.

And then I have to place this on the floor. Okay, well, I'm going to put it over. I'm going to put it over there. I'm going to put it over here so we can't eat it. Start meal. Enter. Second breakfast at home. I'm leveled up to now too with Orlo Proudfoot.

Talk to Orlo to receive a gift. That hit the spot. Do you have something for me? Yes, I do. rich rhubarb pie so it's just more food nothing makes a hobbit happier than a good meal we sort it out with a nice spot of lunch which reminds me you got some mail i had a message from you follow me outside okay okay where do i go now all right so i have to why is he so slow what are you doing what do what are you doing why are you doing this let's go man can i push him over

Make them go faster? I'll check for post every day if I were you. Okay, read the letter. Welcome to Bywater. From Farmer Cotton. Okay. And now we have another cinematic. And there's a bird.

Okay. Me, I just pick up messages. That's useful. Isn't that what a postman does? I don't know. I've never met one. I'd best be off. How do I find my way about Ballywater?

See those birds up on the post? They seem to know where you want to go. Just follow them. Welcome to the neighborhood. Do you know what that is? It's another lovely day at the Shire. And I got one egg. And this is the...

No way... So I have to follow the birds. Follow the birds to the green dragon. Okay. And the bird actually flies... Oh my God. Oh, my fucking God. This is

This is in fact a video game I am Okay Oh my This is amazing Wow Okay So let's go up

We're gonna go this way Can I take a shortcut here? I'll take a shortcut over the water Okay, I can't Right, I can't Okay, so I can't go over the water at all Can I talk to the sheep at least? I can greet the...

Oh man. All right. So, uh, we need to go this way. I'm not following the birds. I'm opening the map. What about the chicken? Can I talk to the chicken? Hello?

Wait, I'm in a cinematic. Are there any male characters in this game? Uh, made some friends here. You'll make a lot of friends in the green dragon. You won't find them. There's no girls. Or sorry, there's no males in the game. Farmer cotton...

Wait, is that... What do you call my mill cotton? Overpriced. You're having trouble remembering the mill is in Hobbiton. Oh, I think that might be a male character. I don't know. Um... Uh, maybe, right?

Maybe. Okay, so I want to live somewhere beautiful. And you ended up here, why? You grow tired of it. Believe me. Stop your noise. Buy water is a village. We've got a village square. It's more of a circle, really.

And two ends. So there's no dialogue even with this game. We just passed Mr. Sandy, man. Oh, wow. He said he won an argument against you about Bywater not being a village. Is this a game? Shouldn't there be a book of rules that says what makes a village a village? You make a good point there, which is surprising in itself.

I remember old Ruby had a big book. Those might be the rules that we're looking for. I remember that book, but I think she gave it to old Noakes. He had a picture of fish in it. Tell you what? You'll be going around meeting people. Why don't you ask Noakes about the book? I'll find the rules.

Bring in the assessor and prove the Bywater's village. So I have to figure out there's a book that says if we live in a village or not. Why are they all fat? You know. You know. New townsfolk met. Okay, uh, and I still can't talk to the chicken, can I? I can't. What about this dog?

New tail acquired? Things to do, become a local. Townsfolk. Oh my God. Encyclopedia? Okay, can you date them? I don't know. Okay, I guess I'm going to have to follow the birds again.

Let me see if I can figure out where you're. to go by following the birds. I'm actually gonna try and do, I'm gonna try and play the game the right way. Okay, so maybe I go this way. There's no more birds. Wait, oh, there's a bird. Okay, good. Okay, and do I go inside here?

This is the house? What the fuck are you playing? This is the new War of the Rings game. Yeah, it's the new game about Lord of the Rings. Oh, there's a swan. Can I kill it? I'm sure I'll be... Oh, wait, wait, what can I do?

Harvest. Oh, I got hops. Oh, wow. Can I talk to the bird? No. It's not like real life. I can talk to birds in real life. Why can't I do it in game?

Okay. Wait, okay, all right, I've got to go this way. I've got to go this way. I was getting lost. Okay, so can I go around this at least? I can't even... Okay. Oh, there's butter.

Why am I not surprised? Oh, two birds. That means I'm definitely going in the right way. Oh, three birds. Oh, wow. Okay, this is a big bird situation. We're good. We know where we're going now. Oh my god. Where to fuck do I need to... Okay, okay, okay, I found him. I found him. All right, let me talk to this guy. Who are you? I'm Falco Hogg. What are you here for? I've come to live here. It's not newcomer. What are you after? Have you seen a big dick? A fish you say? Oh! It smells of fish. Look at the shapes in the water. That's where Mr. Fishing is playing.

Have this old fishing rod. It's cluttering up the place. Okay, they're gonna teach me how to fish. Alright, here we go. Let's learn how to fish, guys. The fish are stupid, so it's easy to get them. Okay. Caps three fish Keep them or let them go Then let me know when you come back Okay

I do remember that book I should Mr. Fishy the Pilk So I give back to Farmer Cotton He'll have it somewhere Okay I can now You can now fish in by water Okay

I have my tool window And I have my beginner rod Okay I want to fish right now Um Sill it down Reel it in okay Tension gets too high It'll snap. Oh shit. Oh, I got a fucking fish.

Wait, I can release the fish? Why would I want to release the fish? Okay, let me do it again. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Ooh, I got another one. It's I need three, right? I'm gonna get three fish. I'm a natural? Yeah, I'm really good at this game, guys. Wow. Wow, three fish. Okay. So... Ask Farmer Cotton about the rules. Okay, let's go there.

My fishing talent's insane. I know. I'm fully aware of that. Oh, we've arrived. Can I talk to the pig? No, I can't even talk to the pig. Good to see you. Goodbye.

See you soon, Falco. Okay, good to see you. All right, had you have an old book. Okay, um, S-tier dialogue, and Oaksid to give it to you. It was soaking wet, just picturing it, flowers, she likes anything that grows,

talking about going things. Would you try gardening? Wait, I have to do gardening? Just get out there. You know what to do. Okay, that's pretty simple. Brown tater seeds. Cool taters and beans.

Goodbye. Okay. And now I have to go, oh no, I have to go all the way back over there again. So We want to go that way, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

All right, birdies, lead me the right way. I think this is the right way to go. Oh, can I harvest other people's crops? I can't even do that. Where's like Mount Doom? Shouldn't you be able to see Mount Doom? What the fuck? It's probably too early?

You think so? It's far east. I don't know where east is. What the fuck? What the fuck is east? I don't even know where to go. Oh fuck, I went the wrong way. Okay, I've gotta go find this person again. North of South, check the sun. I don't know what the sun's doing. Nobody knows what it does. Okay. What are you after? I caught three fish.

Why would old nooks give you the rod? He doesn't know you. Falco hog. What kind of name is that? It's my name. What is? Falco Hog? remember you. Did you catch anything? Yes. You've got the rod. I've got too many. Okay. Thank you. You can say it. I won't. Why are you still hanging around here? Wait, why would they give me milk and cream? Okay, so... Is that it? Oh, I need to go over this way. Okay, let's go. Now we have to go out into the wild. This is... this might be where the monster. are. We have to be very careful. We don't want to end up getting attacked by a wild butterfly.

We could easily die at any moment. It's extremely dangerous. Yes, guys, it's lit, boys. Okay, so now we are over... Okay. Let's go down here. How's the combat? Yeah. Okay, so do I go in this way? Oh, there she is. Hello! Hello, you must be our new neighbor. Just call me Delphi.

Can I help you with something? Where's the book? Is it a healing book? The pages were damp. What's the foraging? Okay, so I have to go and get forages. Or I have to go and learn to forage. All right, that's fine.

You see the butterflies follow them. Wait, so I have to follow the bird. birds to go to the map objectives and I have to follow butterflies to find mushrooms. Is that really the, is that the world that we're living in now? Butterfly basics. Follow the yellow butterflies to collect the seasoning. Well, where are they? I don't even see them. This is a girl game? No, no. This is for fans of Lord of the Rings, guys. What do you mean? What do you mean? This is gay, bro? Wait, you guys think this game's gay?

Oh, I can go over the rocks. Oh, wow. Oh, I'm in the area called the forest. I guess this must be the forest. Oh, wow. You can tell because of the trees. Look how many of them are. There's like seven.

Oh my god. And these are- oh, can I talk to him? Hello? Just keep going. It's become night time. Oh no! Oh wow, it's night time. Okay guys, we've got to be... We've got to go there quickly. Let's go. Where are my birds? Oh, what's this? I can harvest pepperwort. Oh, wow. There, he's up there. I can see him. Let's go.

My name is Willow Toek. You've got a lot of work to do here. That old Hobbit Hole has seen better days. I'll be fine. Will you know? We'll see. What do you want? Have you seen an old book? I gave it to Daisy.

Let's ask... Wait, so all I'm doing is walking around. Daisy, love? Do you have the old book? Love? Do you have... Wait, what? Mumma and I looked at the off-up, but I gave it back to you.

That's right. I was boarding up some old rooms and I used it as a step. Oh my god. How else can I reach the top nails? Okay, great. So, uh, you can ask ma'am that opened the rooms again. Very nicely. So you've got the book. No, we had pictures of cooking in it. We gave it to Miss Cotton. Wait, look what she's carrying around. It's a fucking stuffed animal. Oh my, this is exactly what I was trying to tell you guys about earlier.

Look, it's a lullaboo? Yes. They put them in the game. Okay, we've got to go. Oh, I've got to go all the way up there. Oh, wow. Okay, let's go back over to there. Wait a minute. No, I want to do my gardening first. Yeah, I'm going to do gardening and that's fine.

Okay. All right, we're on our way. Wait, what? But it tells me I'm supposed to go this way. Why would it tell me to go this way if I can't go this way? There's a wall of, uh, of, uh, of, uh, of, I I Motherfucker

I'm locked in I'm locked out of my own fucking house I've got to go around guys we've got to go around to high level zone yeah I'm not ready for that yet I need to do my combat training first right that must be it that has to be it okay can I go I can't go that way there's a bush there okay what about this way can I okay so now I'm in my house and oh this is my garden oh wow navigate to the seeds okay where's this seed bag oh i have my seeds it doesn't let me do it okay move uh uh uh okay all right i got it i got all right so do i uh do i have to water them or or or

Okay, furniture and decoration. Wait, I, furniture. Okay, I'm gonna put a chair on the roof. I can't. I'm gonna put a chair right here. I'm gonna put another chair right next to it. Oh yeah, now we're, oh yeah, this is really good. Okay, so I'm gonna go inside my house now. And I'm gonna try to...

How do I sleep? Camera mode. Okay, freehand mode. Oh shit. Wait, I can change everything in here. Wait, what the fuck? Guys. The chair goes inside.

You're not doing it right? There is no right way of doing it. Okay? Do you want to talk about doing it right? Can I go to bed? It said I wanted to go to bed, right? Oh, H. Okay, so H leaves the...

Okay, so I'm gonna go to sleep, right? A bed Maybe I should go to sleep It's about that time where I normally go to sleep Go to sleep and end the day Wow Hardy vegetables, new fish Miscellaneous is discovered

I discovered a new season Monday And I've got mail Uh oh okay let's see what my mail is I still can't even use my front fucking door. I had fun. Such a good meal and fine company too. We'll have to do this again. See you soon. All right. It says trash letter. I threw it away. Wait, oh, there's a watering can. Do I have a watering can?

It looks like I don't. Yeah, I don't know, guys. I can't find it. Okay, so, oh, I have to go this way. Oh. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Okay, let me go talk to that dumb bitch. Wait, I thought I was supposed to talk to her. Wait, where'd she go? I can't move my map or... Oh, there she is.

Okay. Ask goly about the rules. Track. Okay, let's go. I'm on my way, guys. Oh, there's butterflies. Wait, are the butterflies gonna leave me to a special place? Oh my god.

Oh my god, they did, but my backpack is full and I can't do anything. Oh no. Oh, no, no. Oh, man. This is video gaming in 2025, guys. This game came out today. I can't wait for the final verdict to this game. Oh yeah, it's gonna get better.

They say it gets better after you quit. Old cooking book. I had good roast dishes. Wait, so all she's doing, And there's a picture of a hobbit chasing a wild goose. The hobbit looked fed up. I know how he feels. Here's something to get you started.

So, use the equipment in the Lovie Kitchen and yours to chop, boil, and fry, and you'll get the perfect texture. Smooth or crunchy, tough or tender. Texture makes taste even better. Once you've cooked a few things, come back and we'll see how you're getting on. Okay. Wait, so they still don't know where the book is. Wait, so all I'm doing is running around talking to NPCs that don't have a book. If the hobbits don't have any genders, then how do they reproduce?

Would you like to make some room in your backpack? I'll make room in my backpack now. Go ahead, dear. Okay, what am I going to throw away? I'm going to throw away the fish. Fish has been deleted. Anything else I can help you with? No.

I have to make more food for them again. That's the whole fucking game. It's all I do is I walk around and collect recipes for food and then I cook people food. And then I get more ingredients for food. And then I cook more food. And I can't, it doesn't even, it tells me that I can't even do this. Holy fuck. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I have to go down.

Oh, okay, I have to go down here. This is what Hobbits live for. Yeah. Okay, let's go. We're going to go cook them two meals, okay? That's obviously what needs to happen. Tales of the Shire before Zelda's 60 FPS. No, Zelda is a 60 FPS now. I think you might have left some things I tried to give you.

Could you... Okay, oh, I need to go and find space. Okay, let's do that. I'm going to go inside my house and I'm going to cook a meal. by hitting the texture sweet spot. Okay, so cool taters and beans. Okay, select.

Oh, no, I might not have enough. I can't do this one. View seasonings. Oh, I can't seasonings. I don't have any corn. Maybe I'll try and make this one instead. Okay. Excuse me.

Um, with a cooking stations, you can shift the meal towards chunky, smooth, crisp, or tender. Hit the texture sweet spot to make your meal extra delicious. Assemble? So I have to make it hit into that middle area. Okay, give me one second. Okay.

Done. And I... What? Give me a second. One moment. Okay. All right. And I'm going to store in my... I'm going to store in my pantry.

And I'm going to make another one of these. Okay. So does it even... matter what I do? Okay. Monster hunter content? Yes, clearly, right? Okay, uh, we're gonna put this in the backpack too. All right, so I have two foods. Use your writing desk at home to invite Nora and Fosco to a shared meal. I have to go write them a letter? Is that that's not a letter to that that's a fucking wardrobe. Where the fuck is my writing desk? Oh, there it is. Plan a shared meal. Select venue. Home. Each town folk will be craving two things meals.

Alright, oh we need Nora and then we need Roscoe, right? Wait, what the fuck's his name? Wait, I forgot what I was supposed to do. Nora and Fosco. Oh, there's Fosco. Okay, and then Nora. Okay, perfect. I'm inviting you to a shared meal. I'd love to make you a meal and share it with you. Send me your reply and I'll definitely start by already cooked. Invite sent.

Your shared meal is now planned to be ready tomorrow. Make sure to check the post box for some insightful RSVP letters on... Wait until the next day? Let me just go to sleep. I'm just going to go to sleep until the next day. Okay. It doesn't let me sleep. So, what happened?

My garden? It's much bigger than my mother and father's garden back at home. But wait. But wait. I need to think about what to plan here. I need to make it my own. What kind of garden do I have? A garden full of fine vegetables.

Okay. I find more seeds. Whatever you just... Okay. I got it. I got it, guys. We're all right. All right, guys.

Um... So now I can probably loot these items, right? Oh shit, I hit the wrong button. Okay, I already looted those. Alright, good. So I have to wait until it's nighttime. Oh, it's gonna take me... it's gonna take me to another thing. Oh, I can't do it. Oh, no. Oh, cinematic. North, okay. So now it tells me where everything is.

So this is the whole game. This is it. And I have to wait, I guess, until nighttime to go to sleep so I can invite them over for dinner, right? Okay, well, let me go talk to this guy. Can I go inside this at least? I can, but nothing matters. Can I talk to him?

No. Two hours yet? I certainly hope not. Okay, let me talk to the, uh, what, what is that? Um, a flamingo. Is she gonna stop? Or does this just go on until my computer dies? Gentlemen.

This game is really something else. I want to see what the shared meal for the next day is. I don't want to stop until I get to the next shared meal. 9 out of 10, IGN. I actually heard that they rated it a 5. No, no, make it stop. Okay, all right, all right, all right, I made it stop. Summer crops I find are the crunchiest.

So it was a four Oh, they gave it a four I thought it was a five Now, what would I rate this game so far? Oh wait, I can talk to the pig What would I rate this game? I would give it a two I think it's a two

Out of a hundred, I mean So it's a two So, okay, here's why it's not a one Okay? Is that The game boots up and you can actually move around the game and it's not dysfunctional. Like a one is reserved for games that just simply do not work. The game works, but the problem is that you wish it wouldn't.

Whereas other games, they don't even work at all. And so that's, and a two, like I feel like that's very, very, I think that is an extremely reasonable. That is an extremely... Oh, a shared... Okay, I've got to wait for my shared meal. We're waiting for that. We're not going to stop until we get there. Okay, I've got to follow the birdies.

Where are the birdies? Okay, let's go, birdies. Perfect. So, which is better, Ghalm or this? I'm pretty sure Ghalm is better than this. But I never played Gullum for some reason. Yeah, I don't know why. I probably should have.

I'm going to wait until I can go to sleep. Obviously, probably in the evening, it'll let you go to sleep. So we're going to wait for that, and then we can try it out. So it's a game that I should skip. Well, let's see how well the game's doing right now. Let me pull it up and see. 6,000 players. The ratings are 63%.

Am I the I'm actually curious on Twitch. Am I the only man who's playing this game? Yes. Actually, yes. Oh my God. I. Oh, no. Oh, God.

There are literally only girls play. I, well, um, I don't know what to say. Are we ready for our shared meal, guys? You guys ready? Okay, let's do it. Okay, guys. Let's do it. Let's go. All right.

New miscellaneous. Oh, wow. It's Tuesday. I have to begin the shared meal. Okay, it's time. We're going to begin the shared meal right now. Would you like to confirm your shared meal? Yes.

How do I... I'm going to serve this person? Tab. Meals. Select. Okay. I'm going to give her that one. I'm going to give him this one.

Okay. And now we eat. Breakfast at home. Well, guys. Oh, she didn't like it. What a stupid bitch. So she got 20? Oh, it doesn't even matter.

I still got the same rating. That was lovely, and it's lovely to be back here. Old Ruby used to cook us a meal before teaching us our letters. Oral came along too, but he preferred fishing to reading. Please come back. here again. Of course we will. There's nothing like a good meal. Why did you bring that old thing with you? What is it? It's just a little something I used to play with. When old Ruby gave us our lessons, Nora couldn't get still. I wasn't learning fast enough. So to stop her fidgeting, Ruby gave her an old key to fiddle with. It came from her desk. Do you need it for something? Yes, I think I do. Okay. Use Nora's key in the writing desk. Okay. I've got to find out what this key does guys. Where's my desk? I think it's somewhere over here, right?

No, I... how are there three rooms I'm getting confused? Wait, where'd the book come from? What the fuck? So that's what's in the lock desk, rubies, wait, wait, so the book was in my house all along? So I was doing... What? Miss Cut, it was here all along. I need to get this to Orla. he'll know what to... Okay, guys. I think...

I think I've reached my limit. I've hit it. Yeah. Um... Who's ready for Eldon Ring? Oh, God. Oh, wow. Well, um...

I... I... This... Okay, I'm gonna say this, okay? I don't think that I'm the target audience for this. video game. I really don't think so. Um, so, uh, I, um, fucking, uh, what do you call it? Uh, just a minute, my dad's calling me. Hello, you're on speaker. Okay, okay, okay. What's going on? Uh, I already know, I know, I know about it. They talk, I talk them. No, it was a message from somebody else. Okay. So you want to do it today.

Let's do it today then. Okay, can I call you in just a little bit? Because I'm... Great. All right, thanks. Yeah, thanks for telling me, and I'll talk to you later. All right, yeah, bye. I'll figure it out.

Well, I'll call you in a bit and I'll figure it out. I will figure it out. All right. Yeah, all right. Yo, bye. Okay. Anyway. So, yeah, Quest pop up?

Yes, I had a Quest. pop up. Anyway, everything's fine. My dad's getting a pet scan for them to make a better distinction on how they want to approach with treating the cancer. And so we got a steak. We were going to eat a steak. And he's like, okay, well, let's eat the steak today because the appointment's in two fucking days. So he doesn't want to eat it too close to the appointment and have it fucked up. And so that's that's so we're, I'm having stake with my dad tonight. And, yeah, that's the plan. And so that's where we're at.

And anyway, smart. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So anyway, guys, back to the game. More importantly, obviously, this video game. This is a game that I have never, like, I feel like, is this what it feels like whenever, like, these like super feminist girls that have. like blue hair and like the nose rings they see a game that's like a girl in like with big boobs wearing a bikini killing like demons and like and like and there's like ass shots everywhere

like i i feel like that's kind of that's basically the way that i feel about this game yeah no that's world of warcraft no that used to be world the warcraft now this is world of warcraft Keep in mind I'm not playing it right now So this game is made For a group of individuals That we all know We're all aware of I'm not going to say the group of individuals

But this is a game made for Cairns It's made for Cairns Women and Game Journalists That's what it is You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. This is a girl game. Last time I checked, I'm not a girl. After watching this, after playing it, I think I might have to check again.

I will say that on a functional level, I think this game is lacking. Like, you can't jump, you can't go in the water. There's a lot of things that you should be able to do that add immersion to the world. that you can't do. You should be able to do those things. Like walking around bushes, etc. And so we should have been able to,

you should have been able to do this. You can skip, yes, but you can cook, exactly. That's it. That's where we're at, right? The more or less only chicks playing the game in the directory? No, it's not more or less. It's just me. It's just me, guys.

That's it. There's no other guys playing this game. That's it. It's all, literally all girls. All girls. Anyway, guys, I've got to take a break. I've got to do a few other things.

I have some, uh, I've got some things cooking, right? Uh, like metaphorically, not literally. And, uh, I've got to go and take care of those things and, uh, deal with. with that. So I've got a stop. Tomorrow, what are we going to do tomorrow? Maybe we should play more of this game tomorrow, right guys? How about that? Why don't we play more of this game tomorrow? I'll think of something, okay? Yeah, I'll think of something. Thank you all very much for watching.

I really appreciate it. This game is exactly what I expected it to be. I guess I'm just not the target audience. I wonder why. Anyway, everybody, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. I hope everybody had fun. And I'll be back on tomorrow. And yeah, that's pretty much about it, guys. So thank you guys very much. And I will see you tomorrow.

All right, boys. Peace. See ya.