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Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Over on kick, we've got one person who supported all night, your future stepdad, and it was one sub. One sub, future kicks question mark. Or sorry, top kicks, question mark. So nobody gave him any bits at all. I'm going to be very abundantly clear with a long-up on-kick. Don't ever ask anything of me ever again. Damn. Don't ask for me to add you messages, new emotes, pop-ups, nothing.

What? Because until people on kick actually support the content, you get nothing. You letting them know. YouTube side, you guys have been incredibly supportive and nice people. Tell them right now. But the kickside just sits here, whining, pitching. Yeah, but getting free content. Ain't nothing for free.

Complaining about things, wanting more, and doesn't support. Yep. So you get nothing. Okay? That's right. Unless we get 50 subs by the end of the time. Unless I get 50 subs right now, I hate you. Right.

Now it would be 49. Yeah. You're never getting text messages in your moral support ever again. You're never getting text messages or moral support ever. I. So you got an hour left. Get to it. or shut the fuck up forever.

We're not going to listen to your bitching anymore. A lot of whining people, demanding people who don't reciprocate. Okay. All right. Okay. Anyway, yeah, going back. So what I think is so funny about this is that some rallying. All right.

So we got to get some subs, super chats, some kicks, some memberships, and some tips. And we need all those to start coming in right now. Right. now. Do it right now. Hey you, I want you to give me money. That's right, guys. And then, oh, here's another one. Let's see. Is there another one? Oh, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is this it? When I started as a YouTuber 17 years ago, and I was just doing this as a hobby and having five. Please go to my partner channel, the King of Hate HD, and click on the ads that show up on the videos there, because hopefully, you know, fingers crossed. That actually starts giving me some

some money back for what I'm doing. I mean, it's not cheap to do what I'm doing. I bought a lot of games, a lot of equipment. And now I went on time though, which is basically my studio to do whatever the hell I want. A generational roach man. This is from over 10 years ago. So, you know, anything you can give back, how much appreciated. I also do have the PayPal donation on the left-hand side of my Darkside Phil channel. It explains how to go to PayPal and what, you know, email address to send a donation to, Darksidefill at Hotmail.com. I send a donation to my Hotmail account. I've gotten many, many donations.

As I said before, if you send me a donation of, you know, 10, 15, $20 or more, I'll mention your name in a video because I do appreciate that. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Wow. So he's just going in on this. Four. Right now, we are like $10 of support, not even.

We're at $7 of support. For $7. $7? $7. Here. here you go there's seven dollars what wait what he's devoid Seattle that's what you get for seven dollars of support I've been streaming for an hour so he's only made seven dollars in an hour awful awful wow

he really trying to get laid tonight come on babe come on babe come on babe come on babe come on babe. Come on, come on, babe. Come on, babe. I'm almost there, babe. Come on. I'm going to enjoy the last match,

and then I'm literally going to say good night and I'm going to sign off. Because I think what happens is people think that they're messing around and they wait until the absolute last night. As you can tell, this is going to be good. I can't stick around and do later. No way. This is it.

This is my last match of the night right now. That's it. I'm already ready to hit us again. Right now. We're not doing a marathon tomorrow. Jesus. Another day and another day until we hit a goal. It's a frustrating.

It's a goal. Okay, so he's complaining about money again. it is. Yep, there it is. Let's see if I could find. DSP turns off the game and sits there begging. He's just silent. Save us GTA 6. If you want someone to step up, you know what? There's no one better in life to step up and take control of a situation than you yourself. I want you to walk into your bathroom and look in the mirror.

Look at your own face and say, I will take it. There's no way you're about to give people a motivational speech to give you money. There's no way you're fixing to do that. Control. And then you're going to walk back here and you're going to contribute. Yes. Oh, man. Of course.

The salesman? Yeah. This has to be extortion. So this guy has been around since being around was around. All right, guys, I guess not. This is it. This is it. We have like one minute left.

He's going to leave. Unless people. He can't stick around. He's going to leave unless people get him money right now. I'm getting ready to leave. If I don't get $50 right now, if I don't leave right now, this is, I'm leaving. All right, let me see. Yeah, bye guys.

I don't have any money. I just updated it. Just updated my stupid camera software. It's saying it needs to be updated. I just updated it this morning. Okay. I got two tips. Okay.

Well, oh, wait. Penny from a troll. I got a $3 tip. Oh, wow. it's just oh it says let's do this that's all it says let's do this thank you for three bucks

all right so now with that yeah we're 125 we are literally 25 bucks away this is it this is it 25 bucks to hit the goal of continue blueprints

come on come on guys I'm gonna go for 30 more seconds let me get a time here we'll do a timer Ready? It's an auction?

We'll do a timer. He's going to get it. He's going to get it right now. I don't know. This is it, guys. Come on. Is this a timer? You don't know how to do a timer on your phone.

Okay. People are into this shit. People watch this. All right. Can we do it? Start. Okay, here we go. It's counting down right now.

56 seconds. 55, 54. 53, 53, 52. He's counting down the 50. 49. until... 48. No.

47. No. 46. 5. 44. This doesn't have to be like this. You don't need to do this. 40.

39. This is tiring. 37. 36. 35. 25. 25 bucks. 32.

31. 30 seconds left. 29. 28. 27. He's not making any money. 25. 24.

3. 2. 21. 21. 20. 19, 18, get out. Okay, 20 bucks to go. 20 bucks to go.

Somebody gave $5. Somebody gifted $5. 13, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. No. We didn't do it. We didn't do it. It's over. No.

Nobody gave you any money. Nobody gave you money Wow We didn't do it Base Al for Real did gift us up And that got us to $1.30 That wasn't enough We ran out of time

Wait, two tips just came in Two tips just came in One for $2 And he always laughing at it He says bro You're only gonna give me $2? A $2 tip He's making fun of them

He's iced infinite $2 Oh god So now We're at 132 And then a $2 Tiff Another one

What is the $2? What's what this $2? Open your wallets This person says For $2 Open your wallet Oh my God Guys

We're at 134 We didn't do it Can you believe it? So There are just so many of these Aren't there With Nitomi

Or Nightomio 215s It's still not as good as LTG set up. I'll have to agree on that. I mean, you can't be a cat tree sitting behind you with a plain wall and a white door behind you that it looks like you live in your grandma's house and anyone who should burst through the door and tell you to take the trash out, right? Or, you know, why didn't you wash the dishes this morning? You know, or maybe like, you know, his ex busting through the door asking him, where the hell is child support payment that he's behind on?

You know, I can't beat that. I just, there's nothing I could ever do. Of course. Yeah, wow. imbecile. That's not begging you imbecile. I just, some of this stuff is just really amazing. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Oh, God. This is what he wants people to pay for. I don't know why this guy got lost, Marcellus or whatever.

This is where he wants people to pay for. to pay for. I understood what was happening. No, Marcellus, why are we down here, dude? You shouldn't be here. Are you kidding? You're too little over. Why did we do this?

This is brain dead stupid. We don't have any flasked. You're about to die. You don't need flash. Oh my god, why are we down here? Just... Well, he's going this way. I'd rather gamble.

What is he doing? I don't know where he is. Where did he go? Look. Is he below me? I don't know where the fuck he went. What are you doing? So now I'm gonna get lost again, because I don't know what I'm doing. know what I'm doing and the wall is coming. Why the fuck did he do that? What an idiot? What do you mean?

Nah, this was really dumb. Oh my god. Look, now the wall's coming and I can't do anything. Yeah? Why did they do this? Man, this pissing me off. Dude. Why did he come down here? What an asshole. Oh, it's his fault.

And then he just kills himself. And that was with 60,000 souls. 60,000 souls. No. Basically just not very good. It was really bad. It was very disappointing. So.

Oh, God. There you go. There you go. Fuck! Oh. Oh. Shitty ass. I almost had it, too. I almost had it, yeah, for sure.

What a shitty ass? Fifteen years later. Years later. Maybe not 15. But years later. I forgot how to do it. Yeah. Uh-huh.

I've totally forgotten how to lockpick. I can't remember it. I've forgotten again. It's been two years. Okay. Oh, God. Some guy says, uh-oh. And that's average.

What are you going to do? I can't remember how to do it. Yeah. Why is it so stupidly ridiculously hard in this game? Yep. That's about right, isn't it? And, oh my fucking god, this is insane. Now I have one more, okay? The classic.

What are these? A bunch of little balls? That's a lot of balls. What are we doing with these balls? Gonna scoop them? Can we grab them? Yes we can. Are we making like a... There's... Huh? Like an excavator?

Are we just putting all the balls in here or something? Once again, I'm just supposed to magically know what we're doing, even though the game has absolutely no explanation for anything. I see, I see. I can't grab the platform. Uh-huh. So she puts it on, yeah. Is it a pressure plate?

Right? If I put all the balls in here, does it weigh it down enough that that opens the door? I mean, that's a lot of tedious work. Why would we do it that way? Oh. Right? What is the puzzle here?

Why do we even need this thing? Here we go. Yay! Wow. For the record, I have no idea if there's what we're supposed to be doing. I guess all of them need to be in there, maybe? Yeah? I'm gonna put all of them in there anyways. What is this?

You probably just grab them one by one, huh? Is there even a point to this, like, besides me? Right? I don't know. That would be lame. That's not the point. What is he there? Huh? What? I didn't do it. anything.

The work here's finished. Wow. I don't have OCD. What a game. So now you just want to get them all in there. Clipped that one, you sons of bitches. Wow, that was a really ingeniously thought-out puzzle, wasn't it? That was one that I definitely needed to use all of my facilities and all of my IQ to figure this one out.

Yeah? The one that it literally solved it fucking self. There you go. Yeah, he's it, yeah. Oh, those genius isn't intense. man, what do they think of next? Oh, God. Oh, man.

Some of these are really just, uh, let's just say they're special. Okay? Let's say they're really special. Do I have the other one? Is there the clip him playing Donkey Kong? A mega ran about Nintendo and Donkey Kong. No, fuck.

I can't find it. That's too bad. I was really hoping that I could find it. Uh, let me see if I could get DSP Donkey Kong. Jesus, look at all these videos. Oh my god. Look at them all. Yes, I remember watching this myself. That was the thing. Oh my god. And yeah, some of these other ones, the Mario Kart is a bang or two? The Mario Kart one? Let me see if I can remember that one.

Leads ours. Stay on task. How the fuck? Are you kidding? Dude, I was right in their face and you saw it swung and the They didn't do anything. They were right next to me. Not good. There you go. I forgot all about that. I forgot there's a fucking hole there. Oh, God.

Yeah, okay. I don't know where the Mario Kart thing is. Is this it? No, that's just some other bullshit. Nothing you can do about it. Really? It's less about driving well and more about banking items and getting lucky. And I don't like that. It's supposed to be a driving game, a competitive racing game, and it plays.

plays so uncompetitively, and it's very abusive, very abusable game. Oh, my God. And DSP, yes, bro, like, Jesus Christ, it's just really something special, man. It really was something special. Like, I'm sorry. It's so funny. It's a kid's game, too. Yeah, the guy is, he's a really interesting individual, a sucker for lolcows.

I think it's, honestly, I'm sorry. I think it's so fun. It is so fucking funny to me. It is hilarious.