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Episode Date: October 8, 2025

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Look at the player cat on Tana Grail. It beat avowed on Steam. The disc game actually beat avowed. Is that true? It hit 20K. Oh my God. It actually beat... Wow.

Okay, so this is where I stopped. I'm getting a little bit of frame rate slowdowns every once in a while, which kind of does hold me back. But otherwise, you know, it's been pretty much good. Oh, wow. Well, I got poison arrows. Oh, fuck. Okay.

Let me look around here. Okay. And then I got to use this. This is my little dash. So we're going to go inside of this gate. Is this where the first town is? I think it might be, actually. Let me go over here first.

This looks like Skyrim. I can see why people say that. I mean... Oh, it says steel. Oh, fuck. So this might actually be the first town. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I had no idea.

Alright, well, let's go ahead and let's go talk to this guy. Very old, there's scrolls? Yeah, well, I'm not sure. Drunken snoring, okay? Get up, soldier, the enemy's coming. What you doing? I could have stabbed you. Wait, I haven't seen you before. It's more like I could have stabbed you and I didn't.

All right, true. True. Why didn't you? You could have killed me. me. So you're not one of them bandits then. Who are you? Uh, I have this pen. I just thought to find safe haven here. This pin, I can't say I see you very clearly at this, uh, present moment.

Well, it just look important. Very official. You're going to let me in? Well, I remember Fergus says some of them about all this, uh, these, uh, these emblems. ones. Duh. Oh, yes,

I remember now. I welcome the, ye, uh, royal person on behalf of the keepers. Yeah? Oh. You are a great friend to our own.

Welcome. What are? Please speak with Fergus. He's our core master. Yeah. He runs things around here in the captain's absence. You're going to talk to Fergas. He'll greet.

The, probably. Have a pleasant rest of the day. Open it up, boys. Okay, so we're in our first town. Okay, let's go this way. This guy's got a nice sword. Oh, never mind. That's...

Requires Sillian's key. I don't want to go there. It's going here. Nice sword? Yeah, exactly. Nice wooden. Whoa, sword. Questboard on the left? Ooh, I didn't see that.

Let me go back and check that myself. There's a quest board. And you said it's on the left. Oh, oh, is this it? Oh, shit. I got my bounties now. Welcome. In the name of our eternally reigning majesty,

King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtables. I am obliged to inform you that fighting those who actively break the law and reject the rule of the crown is the duty and prine of every subject. Okay. I will be paying a bounty of 10 gold pieces for the death of each bandit, roving the area, as long as adequate proof is provided. Wait. I can kill people and then get paid for it. I'd like to collect the word for bandits.

Really? You fought bandits and killed them? Yes. Here's a reward, but promise you'll tell me everything. Okay. Um. Again. You really like killing, don't you? Do you shoot them with arrows from afar?

Or do you prefer to get right up close and watch the light fade from their eyes? I get up close. I have so many questions. We get the ass. But for now, here's your reward. Incredible. You are poor killer, aren't you? Instead of just taking out, bandit scum.

How about hunting something? What is it? There's an ogre. You really nasty son of a bitch. Oh. Hold up in a nearby Brock. I've heard that one sweet of his hammer can turn a bear into a bloodbath. As you can imagine, the keepers aren't too keen on dealing with him.

I got a fuck up Shrek. I mean, it's just off the main road to the north. When gun hand arrives, he certainly won't be pleased. If by some miracle you managed to kill it, you'll earn Camelot's gratitude and a hefty reward. Bring me the ogre's shiny eye as proof of the kill. The bronch is right off the Keynes road.

Here, I'll mark it on your map. Okay. Damn, so I got big money out of that blood loss, too. Cianna giant. I feel like I'm a little bit too low level right now because I can't use any of the new stuff. So right now I'm kind of just holding on to, I'm holding on to like what I've got myself.

So this is the first town. And is there anything to look around in here? No. Ooh, I took a bit of fall damage there. Okay, let's talk to this guy. This is for the main story. Sir, I haven't seen you before. I wasn't expecting any guests.

And you don't look like a new recruit. Yeah? And yeah, I told him let you in. He's not really. Drinking again, I hope. Uh-oh. Yeah, he was pretty drunk. Most unfortunate.

But that explains why you just strut it into the horns. I'm afraid I'll have to take action. The name is Fergus. And I assume you already know I'm the quartermaster here. Yeah. Now state your business. And please try to be convincing. Or the walls of this fortress will be the last thing you'll ever see.

I'll just show him the emblem. Yes. I got the pen. And that's why you're still standing in front of me. However, these pens were only given to certain people. Uh-oh. They mean that in times of trouble, these people will always find a safe haven here in the horns.

And that makes me wonder, what happened to your friend? Where is he? We got shipwrecked. You got shipwrecked in the way? I assume he's dead. Like, he could have made it, yeah. If what you're saying is true,

he must have had a deal with somebody well above my pay grade, and that leaves only the captain. Yeah, he could still be alive. However, if you're lying, then you might as well have just confessed to the murder of a night of the round table. Oh. But nobody's that much of a fool, I think. Fortunately for you, I've seen my fair share of morons in life and you don't look like one. Fortunately for me, this pen only means that time to make sure you're safe in the horns.

Nothing about helping you out with whatever up to. Anyway, welcome to the horns of the south. Make yourself at home. So this guy didn't help me at all. Neon is dead. He asked me to bring you this. Nenian. I knew the red death would take him. Damn, I didn't even know any of these.

Damn, I didn't even know any of these. He did right bringing this back. The horns look after their own, even after they're gone. Damn. But now that I think of it, how did you manage to get hold of his tag? He wasn't take... Oh yeah, he was the guy that I had to kill. Tortured.

In the asylum. You can't expect me to take that at face value. Brother Ryagin said Ninian was too weak to survive the journey. I remember him now. They came for him and we even held a symbolic keeper's burial for him. Damn. And what were you doing in the island asylum? You look fine.

But if you were there, near him. Uh-oh. I was cured by King Arthur and now I'm immune. I honestly think your sense of humor is the worst. What do you mean? I'm just being honest. No, that's what happened. What?

No risks can be taken when it comes to the red death. What? Okay, piece of matter with an description, do you know what this is? That's one of our tags. Every soldier gets one when they pledge their loyalty. Yeah? I just hope the body you took it from was already cold. Ooh.

Because killing a keeper would land you in some serious trouble. Did I kill? Yeah. If you stumble over any of our fallen keepers out there, bring me their tags. Sure, they all swore to stay here until the bitter end. Sure. But they have families who deserve to know what became of them. Okay.

It's part of my duty. But since I can't send any more beyond these walls, maybe you could lend a hand. I'll pay you for every tag you bring back. Nice guy. Okay. Well, I want to talk to the captain now. Just as I thought. If you have friends among the knights, you'll want to talk to the captain.

But that's not happening anytime soon. What? Why? Because I said so. What, does you really expect that you could just enter our keep and head straight for the captain's quarters? There wouldn't be much point in having walls and guards here if anyone could just do that, would there? Just tell me where he is. And have you helped any of my people?

Or are you just here to wave that pin in my face again? First, show me you care. And then I'll take you to the captain. I can't have every random stray wasting his time. Not now. Fuck. And the outcome of the war with its tribes is so precarious. I trust we understand each other.

I don't understand why I can't just see a captain. Bro, like. Because I said so. I believe your intentions are honest. And the matter is important. Fuck, man. But I need to confirm that first. I can't risk our safety.

And especially not the captain's safety. Okay. If you know Ordren's a junk, why do you keep stationing him at the front gate? That's a good question. He's not our first line of defense. The archers are. Yeah. Every man here needs to have a job and no offense to Odron.

But let's just say we can afford to lose him. I'm sure the hordes of visitors clamoring at our gates can survive the insult. Man. Okay. If you need rest, you can sleep in the beach. Okay. There's no royal chamber. But it's better to sleep under a roof than under the stars, right?

Especially in this horrible weather. True. Okay, so... What the fuck, man? So this is my stash. All right. So I need to help the people of this town. Let's talk to this guy.

This guy probably needs help, right? Blessings upon you, stranger. May the word. always resonate within your soul. Open shop. Certainly. Kai's blessings know no bounds. But sometimes it's useful to seal them in a handy flask.

Right. Okay, so seven commandments. Okay, so he's just selling me a bunch of garbage. Mother's embrace. It heals you instantly. Wait, that's insane. What the fuck? That's crazy.

Okay. May Kai's word always be. guide you in the word you will find solace. Okay, so you said it's garbage? Oh, I didn't know. Because every weapon that I need, every weapon here, all of these require a lot of strength, and I don't have the stats for them.

That's the problem. I need to level up. Like, I'm not a real boy. I'm just a loser. What about this guy? Timberwall. also no on the grind that's what I have to do the north yeah of course you must be from Kwanak

I should have guessed right away who's this stupid bitch oh who's in charge there now I'm not from Kanaud I'm from nowhere nowhere ever heard about it must be a shetho like no other I gotta grind the rep yeah I don't learn much about politics from you you know people are talking about rising unrest in the north

and a secret coalition preparing a coup at the higher Oh, levels of power. And that whole plague thing is just a tool to reach their final goal. The red priests are also trying to get something out of it. That's the King Arthur's shit. It's not gone too bad for them. The druids are out of the picture already. Uh-huh.

A secret coalition. Well, sure. They want to establish a new order on our island. A new world order. And it's not clear who is involved in a whole mess. Maybe. Maybe our captain is even involved. Hell knows.

They have their people everywhere. Damn it, you could be one of them too. Hmm. Although when I look at you, I don't think so. You have such a stupid face. Without due respect, of course. You know, you don't look smart either. You see, it takes one to no one.

And that means we're just pawns. Folks like us won't change anything. But we have to talk out loud. It suits them when everyone keeps their mouth shut. Okay. You know, I've been thinking lately. What if King Arthur is just a stupid fairy tale? Ooh, he doesn't believe anymore.

And others involved in the whole conspiracy just made him up. And us peasants eventually just started to believe in it. Damn. You know, one story for everyone. They drilled it into our heads and drilled and drilled until it finally stuck. And then they built statues, wrote books, King Arthur isn't even real. That's bullshit, you know?

Yeah. Don't tell me you're one of those fools that think that the all-mother exists. Damn. Have you ever seen her? How do you know that we're not being lied to? Exactly. But maybe one day you'll see the truth. Bro, this town is full of dickheads.

Straight up, it's just full of dickheads the whole place. God damn. Yeah, I- I-dickheads and retards. Okay, um... Talk to Keeper Temeur? Keeper Timur. A new face. It's always nice to see someone new here.

Welcome, welcome. Why didn't I notice you earlier? You seem distracted. Yes, my apologies. Is that Co? Ever since breakfast today, I've been sort of lost in thought. Yes. I keep thinking of my... Dear Mother's cooking.

Especially her famous pie. Oh my god. All we got here is venison and fish. Venison, then fish. Then fish, fish, and more fish. That's a lot of fish. I can live with all the bullshit that's thrown at us soldiers. But the longer I live, the more I realize there's not much to live for...

It does look like Sam Hyde. And I'd kill for a slice of that pie. Couldn't just make it yourself? As if it were that easy. I ain't much of a cook. Cook and Rorik, the one we have here, well, he says we're soldiers so we can stick our complaints up our asses. Wow. You can try. Really? Sure. I remember well.

Okay. I'm gonna make him a cake. Okay, new recipe, mom's pie. Oh, I can make it. Here's your pie. Mmm, yes, still tastes like shit Exactly how my mother would make it It's just what I needed What? Oh, don't get me wrong I really appreciate what you did for me

It's just that every time I doubt my service in the horns of the South I need a reminder of why I'm listed Your mother wasn't much of a cook My mother wasn't much of anything to tell the truth. Base. She always said I was good for nothing, and that I should be glad she even kept me. And every day she'd bring back home a new uncle.

Many of those uncles like to kick me out of my own house when they were drinking and getting busy. Then when she'd sober up and got rid of an uncle, she'd bake me that pie as an apology. Oh my god. It always tasted like shit. If the other villagers hadn't been feeding me, I would have starved off. Hence the pie. Bro. What happened with your mother?

I wouldn't know. Damn. When I left my village, I decided to never look back. So I just assume one of those uncles finally beat her to death. Oh my god. This game, man. Attributes. Okay, we're just gonna put another point into strength. into strength, same as we have been.

Okay, confirm, and then skill trees, endurance, shields, dexterity, Perry, general and buffs, mana region, when the enemy dies, they leave mana essence, receiving damage creates magical feedback. I don't care about that.

I'm not really going to be taking a lot of damage. Nobody cares about any of that. practicality, healing statuses. What about healing? Food regenerates more health. I don't really need that. Your next hit will heal you for, that's really good.

For two seconds after taking damage, your next year, we'll heal you for 5% of your max health. That's insane. Wrestling gives you a random blessing, and increases one of your statistics. That's really good, too. Increases max health by 5%.

Okay, what about for statuses? Okay, so statuses make them take more damage. Debuffs steal 25% more damage. That's pretty good. What about armor? Armor value by 2%, increases armor weight, gain one extra armor. One extra armor.

Wait, what do you mean one extra armor? Endurance increases your melee damage by 1% per point? Wait, that's insane. Receiving melee damage returns 25% of it to the attacker. Gann up to 10% damage reduction based on missing health. 2% to negate all incoming damage Your damage negation chance Is increased by 2% for having light lobe

Oh my God Deal 20% of your armor is melee damage When attacking them with melee weapons Uh Yeah, I think we're gonna go with this Yeah, let's go with that That seems like a really good idea Armour's O-P, yeah bro, we're gonna build the wall

Okay, that's good And I'm only level 6 too When we talk to Arthur Tell him about the horns of South were like Well do I have to still talk to him? Seawul To set foot on Avalon

Not me Uh huh He decided that if anything were to attack us In this strange land He would shield me And take the first blow himself Damn Jeez

Nighthouse Eager to guide our ships to them He always had a competitive spirit Of course, it helped that he took every sailor from the homelands with him. Uh-huh. Along with a handful of knights, so they could learn from one another. And thus, the keepers of the south were formed.

Nice. I decreed that every sworn keeper would stand us an equal to a knight of the round table. I doubt they still honor that law. Well, I thought they did. Because that's what the guy said. In my time, there was a guy. Oh, there's only a lighthouse in barracks. Damn.

So they have to come up. I suppose it has. The pity it has become a hunting ground for bandits. But do not worry, my friend. Let us walk this path and make me whole again. I will restore this island to the glory it deserves. Yeah. The King's Road included.

Alright. Is the game good? Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, so we got that done. done now we got to find let me see where we got to go um so this is where the cock suckers are and that's where another cocksucker is that's a cock sucker okay so i think we're going to have to kill that guy up at the top there i feel like that's the play that's the first one who needs to die yeah we're going to make avalon great again true we're going there first yeah he's

He's tough as fuck. Yeah, but a lot of these guys are tough as fuck. I feel like that's the best option. Like, I mean, if I had a better option, I'd go for it, but I just don't think I do. Let me see, do I have a better weapon now that I get a little bit more strength? No, I don't. Like, this requires six strength. I mean, this one's slightly better, right? I mean, this is a short sword.

I mean, it's just like slightly better than the dagger. I mean, I guess it's a little bit more. but this requires seven strength and I only have like I think five or something so and for magic I've got this too range I don't have dexterity I mean I guess I could use I could use this

I mean like it's still better even though it requires higher dexterity I don't know guys I think we've got to go up there and kill them anyway that's the only path forward I believe is we find this guy and we kill him okay let's save this is gonna be brutal

look at that damage man dude and I'm supposed to kill this guy should I try to go to another one he's tough as fuck just kill him bro okay if I can't beat this guy I gotta go to another one I think okay

I can't deal with this lag I just, I can't deal with the lag. Like the, I mean, time slow sneak attack him a few times. Wait, I can do that. There's no way. It's not enough, man. Look out of those two like shit. Dude, I, I can't do this, man.

He's killing me in two hits. We're gonna go somewhere else. And I'm not doing any damage. There's no way. I'm going to kill him. It's not going to happen. Okay, let's go to somewhere else. Side quest a bit, bro. These are the side quests. Yeah, all as attacks are properly telegraphed. The problem is that the game has frame rate slowdowns. And also, here's also the problem. I'm not perfect. And I will make mistakes. I can't play with perfection that long. I will make mistakes. I will make mistakes. I will

make mistakes. I can't do that. I know myself. I'm just being honest. I can't do it. V-sync causes the slowdowns. Okay, let me see if I can do that. Uh, video. So if I disable V-sync, maybe it's display. Oh, V-sync's already off. It's a good try. Is this a bandit? Oh no, it's a good guy. Just passing through. And I'm in the woods. Is that how you wants to talk? Damn. Who are you? A hunter in the service of the horns of the south. I'm looking for jobs to do. You should try to keep.

There's always work to do around there. I already did that. I have plenty of men who gladly push it onto someone else. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm all else or have something for you. If you don't mind the stench of death and decay. I'm listening.

An alarming amount of undead they've been emerging from the old cemetery. Mm-hmm. In numbers far greater than that little place. of land ever held. I don't mind somebody thinning out the population of local bandits. I don't know what did FPS cause this. But raising him as part of a personal undead army,

but that's something I kind of bar. So we have to kill a necromancer? You think somebody's right? I'll find out what's happening. Thank you. I'll be most grateful. As will the quartermaster to keep. Fear gas appreciate solid work.

Well, I'm sure it rewards you well for your efforts. Mm-hmm. I'm self-sufficient enough, not to have, however. I suppose it could help you I could share some things I found out during my hunts Like what? Open the shop

Death from afar Poison Arrow Hide to Leather Oh I can buy arrows from him too Oh shit Okay well I don't really need to do this right Like making fire arrows So

I guess he doesn't care if I steal this because it's not red. I don't know why he doesn't care, but I mean, I'm not going to complain. I kind of feel bad for doing this in a way, right? I mean, like, damn, I'm just taking all his shit, but like he just doesn't give a fuck, man. Yeah. I mean, like, that's just, I mean, if that's what he wants, that's what he doesn't care about, that's fine. Right?

I mean, oh, oh, big, this is a big dick cabbage situation, too. Look at this. Oh, this is a big potato situation. Oh, it's a big tomato situation. Oh my god Wow For I'm fucking rich Jesus

Look at all this stuff Okay God damn I'm just stealing all of his stuff And he doesn't even care Shop wood I don't know if I'm supposed to do that or not Okay let's go through here

We'll look around A strong health potion Dude this place is crazy yeah i'm so glad i went over here there's so much free shit here this is insane another bonus cabbage bonus potatoes unyielding sentinel oh shit i'm i'm cucumbered give me a minute i'm gonna get rid of some my inventory stuff okay um dude all of the armor that i have okay let me see can i get rid of a weapon i don't need this minute any weapons. Okay, R drop. We're going to drop these. And I'm going to drop, I don't need this

broken great sword. It's useless. And then same with this one here too. So let's just get rid of those. Like there's no reason to even hold on to them, right? And then also like let's craft. Okay, so what can I make the most of? I can make mashed potatoes. those 35 coins I know that 35 35 isn't that many though okay

so this was great I'm gonna sleep until it's daytime okay let's go down here we've got to go find that necromancer who's that necromancer

dick sucker resurrector dead is dreams okay that's where we need to go I wonder if I'm looting too much stuff I probably am See, that's what I'm saying, right? Is like... You see how much easier that is?

I feel like maybe I should play ranged. No, no, no, I won't. I won't. I changed my mind. I'm gonna sneak up on a skeleton. See, I gotta get more... Oh, fuck! All right, that's one dog down.

Shit! Got it. I think I just need to level up, man. Damn, that did a lot. Guys, we are. We're having some trouble. We're having some real trouble, boys. This shit is no joke. I'm detected. Dude, even those little attacks do so much. Dude, this is, this is crazy.

Holy fuck, man. Looks hard for it? Yeah, this is hard. What? Ah damn, man. These things killing me in one hit. This is wild. wild. A small crypt. What's in here? Should I take the shovel? I feel like I should. Oh fuck, I'm cucumbered. Give me a minute. Okay, I've got to throw some stuff away. Um, we're gonna throw away. We're gonna throw away this. I'm gonna throw away that. And that way I can dig. Digging is good. Pickax. We need all of these. I can throw

away these other two bows. A golden. ring. Good. This is going kind of well, I would say. Like, I mean, it's not going really well, but it's, it could be worse. I'll tell you that. Okay. Monster blood? Yeah. All right. Damn. Big money. All right. Let's go. It wasn't so bad. And then, can I, can I, can I, mine this? Looks like I can't. No. Okay. Let's get back out of here. We've got to find this necromancer. The locks seem to be broken. That seems like that means that the lock's broken.

Okay, and I came in through here. I need to have to go this way. I get my stamina back. I just beat the fuck out of him. Bro, I just hit him in the head. That's all I needed to... What the fuck is this necromancer? Who's come to visit me here?

Surely you're not here to steal my treasures, are you? Who are you? Oh, they call me all sorts of things. Evil spirit, lurking feet. Are you really fiend impfay nasty little thieving paste? But really, my name is Mark Are you really a spirit? We're definitely not fay, that's something else entirely. I'm what people wanted to believe in. The one who snatched their last coin for a beer, swearing they had it just a moment to go.

Damn. The reason they can't find their left sock in the morning. The cause of a missing wedding ring or so on. You mean this junk? Oh, you offend me in my own home. So not nice. Uh-oh. Their shirts junk to you now, but when you have to head out to the cold and can't find one glove, or suddenly it becomes very important.

Okay. And that glove? I've had it for ages. God. Why do you still gloves? I'm just helping people appreciate the little things. Do you want things for 10-togs? Because those are the only things that truly matter in life, right?

At least that's up some boars, say. Nah, it's just hilarious. Watching you all lose your minds over a missing key or a sock. So she just steals shit. How old are you? How old are you? Oh, you should have asked a lady such things, but you can ask me. I don't remember exactly.

Nine, ten centuries at least, maybe more, 15, 23, I don't. What? Do you really just enjoy tormenting people? Of course. I mean, the funniest part is, you live in a place where you shouldn't even be, staring. and death in the face every day. And yet, you get the angriest over the smallest things. The red plague? Oh, you'll manage somehow.

But where the hell is my favorite pipe? What is it with you people and gold? I've been around for ages. I still don't get it. Yeah. I don't give a damn about gold and jewels. When you talk about them, you suddenly get all serious and pompous. I'm just here for fun. Baste.

This is a strange place to keep treasures. Strange. I thought people like being buried with their little trinkets and shiny bits And since I'll be dying soon a crypt seems perfect Dying soon That's right I used to play tricks on people back in the homelands

Back then they respected me But ever since we came to Avalon It's just been getting worse They're forgetting Sometimes someone still toss a salt over the left shoulder for me Or maybe leaves a little bowl of milk with honey outside But those folks are rare now Oh-oh

forget me. That's the end. Wait, you exist because people believe in you? Yes. Is that so strange? You can convince yourselves that you have bad luck, illness, love. Why not an old crone who steals your pants? Is there any way to save you? No, no, it's just a natural order of things. I've lived long enough anyway. But since I'm kicking the bucket soon, I could pass on some of my power to you. What's you say? Why would you do that?

Because first you'll have to do something for me, and it'll be hilariously fun. What is it? Well, before I give you some of my power, I just want something from you. Something stolen. Nothing big or expensive, just a little trinket. Just sneak into someone's house and swipe the shoes, or grab a wooden mug from the tavern. Will you do that for me?

Well, great. Yeah. Now you can either keep your work and commit the terrible sin of theft, or break your promise. And if you ever, feel like a be thievery? I'll be waiting right here. So she wants me to steal somebody's shit and then bring it back to her. Okay. I like her. Yeah, she alright. Okay, we gotta go the other way then. How the fuck?

Dig. Oh, big money. Am I supposed to be able to get up there? I feel like not. There's a lever? A lever. Ain't a lever. What the hell you mean a lever? That's where I came from. Lever, I thought. the broken door. Nah, uh, nah. Damn, bro, we getting paid up in this bitch. Look at this. This is crazy. Okay, uh, let's get rid of one of these daggers.

I gotta drop this dagger. We gotta, we gotta get rid of some. I'm gonna just drop this shield too. I'm not trying to use this shield. Fuck that piece of shit. You're right. Um, damn. Okay, let's go.

We've got to kill this necromancer bitch too. So I have to go steal something And bring it back to her Asmon the Grave Digger I don't know what to steal Like I mean because I got a bunch of gold I mean I feel like getting a bunch of gold shit Is like really good

I mean I'm gonna be able to sell that For a lot of fucking money Okay so we have to go inside of the ancient crypt Let's do it Well this guy seems nice He'd that Who goes there Are you the one responsible for all

that racket yes people are trying to rest in peace damn it they attack me first you have to forgive them they're a little disoriented waking up in this way is like coming out of a thick fog you've been wandering through for days on end dulls the senses clouds the mind terrible for coordination yeah They are kind of, I need to enter the script. Interested in local history are you? Good, good. The memory of those who came before us should be preserved.

I can let you in. There is a small fee of five gold coins for the upkeep of the cemetery, of course. It's constant work as you can clear the city. Okay, I'll give them five bucks. Yeah, I get, I get them for five bucks. bless you kind stranger was the cover charge yeah it those old bones are not what they used to be here just take the key

be careful though there's evil dwelling in those crypts and i hope i don't need to remind you not to rob any graves it's terribly rude and i'd rather not deal with the complaints I would never do that I would never do that. What you want, bitch? What the fuck? I have to dodge, I have to dodge.

Jesus. Jesus. Dude, one hit takes me down that much. I am so fucked, man. I am so fucked. This is over. That's one attack. I feel like I need to just,

honestly, I, I gotta play smart. Let me, uh, I think I'm just gonna food. Let me food. Can I do the thing? Because I was able to do the thing before, but now I can't do the thing. Okay, I guess I can't do the thing. We're getting a lot of stuff, though. I got a soul stone too. Oh, I said not to rob the graves. I'm gonna save. I leveled. I leveled. I leveled. Dude, I, I, I, I sometimes, sometimes I really impress myself with how good I am at this game. I really do. What's this stone sword? It requires 10 strength. Okay, so that's, that's kind of gar.

garbage. It's only worth 10 bucks too. Let's go ahead and just drop that shit. Okay. And we got to get our, we got to get our levels up too. I think that maybe they come alive and then they die again. Maybe that's what happens. That shit was scary. Get some iron ore. That's, I really have to do, I really have to do something about my, like, I've got to do something about my inventory. Like, because I'm trying to use this clay more. I'm going to have to just get rid of this long sword. Because it requires 6 strength. Well, no, no, because I can use that next time. I'm going to drop my dagger. And I should probably drop some of my armor too. Probably, look at this. This shit is so good.

But I just don't, I don't have the points for this shit, man. Like, I feel like I'm always underleveled. Everything my whole life is underleveled. I can't equip anything, man. Cop gobbler. I understand. No. Another one? Let's just go kill this guy. Wait, where's my weapons? It's fine, we know what to do. Okay. We're safe. Everything's fine. We're gonna save again. He immune!

I gotta suck this dude's dick. Give me a moment. Do you guys see that? Who's this guy? Careful there. Try not to step in the array. It's advanced magic. Uh-huh. Very fragile. I need to stop you with doing what you're doing. Stop. What I am doing here is very important. Besides, I'm hardly hurting anyone. Anyone that matters, that is. You kill people and raise their corpses. That is a gross oversimplification. What?

I am conducting valuable research. And yes, I do get rid of vermin and give their sorry existence of actual meaning. Postumously, but, well, as they say, better late than never, right? Don't tell me you care about the lives of a few bandits. I don't, but I don't think you should destitute. their corpses. I'm not desegrating anything. It's just flesh.

There's nothing sacred about it in the first place. It starts decaying the moment you die. I'm merely prolonging its usefulness. And I've made some tremendous breakthroughs. I know people fear this kind of magic, but it creates so many new possibilities. It could change the meaning of life and death. Give those who die prematurely more time with their loved ones.

We could learn to live without the fear of dying. We could treat death not like an end, but like a new... I have to kill him. I have to kill him. Very well. Do you know what I like most about the dead? But don't tire on the don't feel pain. But you will.

Lacking. I can kill him. I can kill him. I can kill him. I can't kill him right now, but I can kill him. Holy shit. Very. Dude, this is a like, you slow down.

Probably level 12 fight. Dude, I'm just like, I'm just like so underleveled. I feel like I should just kill random mobs and level up. Because like, I can't make any progress on anything. Like, that's kind of the way that I feel. Like, I, I, I just can't do anything. I can't. Like, steal somebody boots?

Well, like, it's like every attack takes me to half health. I can't equip any of the items that I'm used I'm getting. Like, dude, I don't know what to do. I need to just grind. Like, that's what I need to do. This isn't working. This very clearly is not working. Like, anywhere I go, I'm massively under-leveled,

and I can't even equip the gear that the monsters give me. Like, if I was able to equip the gear, I would know that I'm in the right place. I'm very... I know you guys can't see it. I don't know what to do. It does, dude, it does 59 damage. But I need so much...

I need so much stuff to equip it. I don't know if I can do anything. It's like, you guys see what I'm saying, right? Where it's like anything that I tried to do is a struggle. And... Like, I can't really make any progress. I still can't move. Your build is crap.

I don't even, dude, I'm not even high enough level to have a build. That's the problem. Like, I don't even have a build. Just grind. That's what I think I need to do. It sounds like really stupid, but I think I actually just have to legitimately fucking sit there and grind mobs. Because I just,

I can't imagine anything else that I can do. Plus five mana permanently. Did I just use that? Oh, I don't. did lower difficulty if you don't want to grind well the thing is that so this is the problem with a lot of video games is that like i don't think that this game is badly like i don't even think it's badly tuned i just don't know like i feel like i can't make any progress in the game because anytime that i want to use something it requires like i'm killing level five mobs

I'm killing level three mobs that drop items that you can't equip until you have the stat requirements of level nine So Okay, first thing, let me go ahead and do this Fuck, fuck, fuck! Okay, let me go over here Alright, I'm gonna level up again

So we're gonna put another point in the strength And see like, you see what I'm saying, right? It's like this is so This is so much of a struggle I think I should get this with the armor I'm gonna get that like I think that's really good

crafting food and potions can help a lot well no no no like I just feel like there's something that's wrong Jesus they're so fast Christ Okay did you go back to try talking to Necrimancer guy more

Well that won't salt like eat I don't think people are understanding what I'm saying. I do high level. Yeah, I can't equip the drops. You can't equip gear and I'm underleveled as fuck. Yeah, I'm just like I'm super underleveled. Everything is like mobbing me down. I don't know where to go. The, let me try and go over here. Oh, it's a fucking bear. This isn't going to go well, but we're going to try and do it. See, like, do the main quest. I can't do the main quest. The night mobs are harder. Okay. I'm going to I'm gonna go into daytime then.

Okay, and we rest? It's the same guys. You need to do town quests, but I did. Like, upgrade gear? I can't, because I can't get any new gear that I can use. I think I literally just need to farm these bandits, like over and over, until I can actually equip the gear that I'm using.

Like, as this is like, like, it's very clear that, like, this monster, like, or this... Oh, no, match for off. This guy here, like, this is like he's tuned for, like, what my, what my power level is, right? It's very obvious, like, that's, like, that's the way the game is designed, right? And so, like, he's on level. But, like, as soon as I do anything else, I'm, like, fighting these mobs that just are, are, like, infinitely way harder to kill.

And so that's what's frustrating me is because, like, Like I'm, I feel like I'm not able to really make progress at all because of that. You have to do better. I need to go back to town. I have to go back to town and put all my stuff away. You're not using health potions or throwing mobs. There's a guy you fight that gives you a good starter gear. Well, I just, I don't know what to, I don't know what to do.

Like I'm getting too much, like I've, I'm getting like 50 people telling me 20 things. So I don't know what to do. The only thing I do know what to do is that if I keep killing mobs, I can eventually level up and equip the gear that I've had. And I need to do, I need to sell my gear too, but I don't know what to sell because I don't know what's good. Okay. Let me go put, let me just put everything away. That's the hammer. That hammer is so fucking good, man. It only does three damage if I use it now though.

Maybe the hardest difficulty is in balance yet? Well, like, so I think the game is fine. Like, the problem that I'm running into is really simple. It's that I feel like the tuning is totally like off base, where it's like I'm going from fighting something that's like super easy to then something that's like insanely hard. And I don't know like why I'm going off that. I don't know how that's happening.

Then lower it. Well, no, because like I don't think that, Am I just not explaining this the right way? Why am I not able to explain this in a way that people understand? I'm going to put all this away. Okay, you just don't really hold up any weight, so that's fine. I'll put all this stuff. The progression is just off?

Well, it's like, it's very, very early game, because I feel like as soon as I get to like level 12 or something, I'm going to be fine. But because I'm not there right now, I'm just stuck fighting these mobs that kill them. me in two hits. Bucksman the time is where you upgrade your gear? Yeah, but like I, the problem is like, it's not about upgrading the gear, it's about being

under-leveled to even equip it. Like, I can't even equip the gear. I think what I need to do is I just need to kill these guys and I just need to kill these guys and level up. Like, if I just do this, I'll be fine. So it's like, I just need to kill these and do so much progress. upgrade your current gear? Well, my current gear is garbage,

and I don't want to use resources to upgrade my current gear because it's just gray starter mode here. So that doesn't seem like a good idea either. Equip your higher level gear you can? Yeah, no, you can. It's just bad. It doesn't give you any stats, basically. It's not right. He's dead.

I think that's just, this just seems like what I have to do. I just have to farm these guys for, like, hours. Because, like, I'm getting loot that I can't equip. Are there other zone? You really refuse to learn the game mechanics? Well, I don't know what they are How could I learn something if I don't know what it is? Shit! I think people that need to remember that like if somebody's telling me by learning Well, I don't really... I just don't know what to do. Let me see how much experience these things give me Okay, 30 experience for that one. So a bit faster? Yeah

Those in his chat games are about learning Treat the game like Dark Souls not Skyrim. I never played Skyrim. I don't know how to play Skyrim. Like, I, I just, I don't even know how to approach a game like this. Like, I, I, I, because generally, like, I've never, I've never had this problem in the game before, so I don't really know, like, what to do. Because, like, the only thing that I know how to do is grind mobs. Like, that I know how to do. I can grind mobs.

And I feel like that's the only, the only thing logically that I can do that will be beneficial. It's just that it's going to take so long. Do the quest. I can't complete the quest because I'm too low level. And every monster takes too much damage or does too much damage, I can't kill them. Where do you think you're going?

This is my spot. You can take the other side. Just don't get greedy. What are you doing? What do you think? It's good material. Be ashamed to leave it rotten in the ground. Doesn't hurt that it pays well.

If the keepers don't catch you They're barely around anyway Okay, a statue's at King Arthur I it is So what It's just stone Not like I'm chopping up the man himself True

You're right, go ahead For a moment there I was worried you were one of those knobs You get their panties in a twist over Disrespecting a pile of stone I can't stand there kind but they've never gone hungry a day in their lives. Okay.

Let's go inside of here. Miner's tunnels. Maybe this is where I need to go to level up. There's a lot of stuff in here, too. Nice. It's a big loot situation. Luke Goblin? Yeah, this is a massive loot cave.

I can mine the iron ore too. Okay, let's go down here. I don't know if there's bad guys in here or not, but I guess we're going to find out. You can inst to use potions. No, I know that I can. It's just that like I'm a realistic person

and like if I'm using a potion and a potion slightly heals me but I'm getting killed for half my health in one hit, like potions are not really going to solve the problem that I'm running into, right? Like I, there's another problem that I have. I just, I hit the wrong button.

That's all. I need to rebind this. My dodge button is always spacebar. Yeah, this is gonna help me a lot. Eat the food. Let me just try to focus. Thoughts about the game? I'm having a really hard time with the game. But I don't think it's the game's fault.

I'm just not really, uh... I'm a really bad learner. Like, I learn things as if I have a mental disorder, basically. Okay. Okay, let me go down. Let me go back. It's gonna... let's go down this way. What the fuck? That's a big boy? Yeah.

boy yeah okay I'm gonna stop I'm gonna just stop uh yeah this shit this just too hard bro this too much it's exhausting I want to uh I think I probably level up and try to learn this off stream I'm just kind of getting like a bit of an overload from like all this stuff in the game it's just too much man yeah I think I think I think I think we just play something different yeah because I I just like like long form RP PG games. Like, I actually really don't like playing on stream. Just like, to be totally honest, like, I don't really like playing them on stream at all. Because, like, there's, like, so many systems and, like, things to learn that, like, I really have a hard time doing it on stream. And so I just don't want to do it. Yeah, go to Shima. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

There's a lot of systems. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's just the way this. In the time with each system, build a good character. Yeah, no, I think the more that I learn and stuff like that, I think it's better. But, like, the game is, by the way, the game is fine. the game's totally fine there's nothing wrong with the game it's just that I'm having trouble like I can't learn things maybe you'll get better at liking learning on stream someday

no I don't want to ever learn anything on stream yeah yeah I don't it's hard to play a new game and be interesting at the same time yeah I can't really use my brain that way but yeah sorry I'll think of something more simple to play

that way I don't have to think about it as much yeah i just i i i can't uh i i can't deal with all that and uh so yeah but pro just say you're overstimulated i do i do get over simulated like i i get over stimulated like crazy yeah you're trying to play it off stream yeah yeah i might a little bit more but um uh maybe or more on rails games yeah see like uh open end to games like that like i it i just yeah it's just not for me But anyway, I'm going to go do some other shit and I'll be back on tomorrow and maybe play something different then. Maybe not. I don't know. We'll figure it out. So either way, gentlemen, thank you guys all very much for watching. I appreciate it. And I'll be back on tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. See ya.