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Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Female dating strategy. Years ago, I made a video where I read some terrible pickup attempts by men trying to date women. And I figured, you know what? It's international women's day. Let's do a female version of that video. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we are once again- They only get one day. Taking a break from the men and focusing on the fairer-sex women. You wanted equality ladies? Well, here it is.

Today, we are looking at the female dating strategy. It's 2025 and apparently the men have given up on approaching us. 45% of men, ages 18 to 25, have apparently never approached a woman in person. Well, of course not. Why the fuck would you want to approach a woman in person when for 10 years there's been women saying that they don't like men approaching them in person? Like, I don't know how many times I've seen women saying like, I just want to go to the gym and not have guys try to hit on me. I just want to go here and not have guys try to talk to me. So, like, me as, I mean, we all know this, but I'll repeat myself,

as the most pro-woman, most feminist streamer out there, like, I respect and empathize with women. And so when a woman says she doesn't like something, I'm like, oh, okay, I won't do that. It's that simple. Yeah. So I see a bunch of women complaining about this. I'm going to say, well, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't do it.

Damn, it seems like something they don't like. Which is honestly, like, so pathetic. Like, what are you scared of zoomers? That women are going to film your sad attempts to hit on them and post them on TikTok for the world to see? Yeah, that's right. That doesn't happen. But it seems like in order to get a date and save ourselves from crippling loneliness or eventual depopulation, the women have started really upping their game and becoming more. Honestly, I really think it's the fact that, like, women have said a lot that they don't like it.

So, like, why would you want to, like, you think about the logic in this. Like, you're going to try to, like, you're trying to hit up a girl. maybe like marry this bitch one day and like you gonna start it off on the wrong foot doing something that she doesn't like that sounds like a bad that sounds like a mistake right assertive too assertive many people say that all a woman has to do to get a date is just stand there doesn't matter how fat ugly socially awkward you are just stand there just stand there and a man will come to you while men have to put in more effort they have to be handsome tall rich well-groomed

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Like, nowadays, it doesn't happen to me anymore. Like, because I think I did it so much that it fucked my skin up, and it doesn't happen. That's why y'all see me shave and there's no blood anywhere ever. It just went away. Yes, women. Can't live with them? Can't live without them.

So let's just dive into this dumpster fire, shall we? I love your tattoos. Thank you. Can you not send me a smile face? I have a boyfriend. All right. Off to a great start. Hey.

Hi. Thanks for liking my pick. You're fit, by the way. Welcome and thanks. I have a boyfriend. Sorry. You're hot. There's plenty of girls that, um, there's plenty of girls that go on these websites.

And I bet they go on dating websites whenever they have a boyfriend because their boyfriend's not paying enough attention to them. And so they're thinking that like, well, I'm going to go on here. And I'm going to go and do this for attention. That's what it is. Yeah, looking for- I have a boyfriend. Yep. Okay, skits-o. Just wanted to let you know that our date was the worst date I've ever been on ever,

and I hope you die in a tragic car fire loser. I'm really- Yeah, he probably took her to the fucking... The cheesecake factory. Really glad I dodged a bullet here. Best wishes. So you're not even gonna try to apologize for the bad date or try to make things work? You're just an ugly shit person. Glad I won't have to deal with you again.

Good luck being alone forever. You just told him, you hope he dies in a tragic car fire. Why the f- I wouldn't even respond. Honestly, somebody goes and does that to me. I would just say, okay. Damn, bitch. Apologize.

Or better yet, try and make things work. I won't even respond. Next. They can't all be this crazy, right? Yeah. Right? Hey, you probably didn't really notice me, but I was in your physics class and I thought you were really cute

and I got your number from your friend. Oh, um, hi. Who do you get my number from? Justin? I was wondering if you want to maybe go out for coffee or something else like that sometime this week. I'm flattered, but I don't think I'm interested. El M.A. What the f***? even know who I am. I'm not trying to offend you. I'm just uninterested.

Elimeo, you're not even worth my time. It was more... Ho's mad. Like, that's the dude, bro, like... Pity than anything, Elimeo. Don't fucking talk to me anymore. Elameo, you thought I'd be interested in you. You're fucking delusional. Jesus! Who does this? A chance with me, Elimeo, you're loss anyway. I'm out of your league. Go f- Dude, this is like...

This is like... Like, you know, like, in some of those, like, old RPGs, there's, like, halfway through the game, you can accidentally interact with, like, the end game super boss encounter. Like, you know, like QX or something like that in the Super Mario RPG. This is basically what happened. Like, this dude accidentally just unveiled the final boss beyond the final boss. He didn't even know it. Self, stupid asshole. I love seeing someone's true.

colors and realizing how disgusting they are on the inside. This is a common theme you'll see here. Woman messages man, a man rejects woman. Woman freaks out and says she was never interested anyway. Of course. You were so interested. You went out of your way to get his number from his friend. But yeah, you're not interested. Co. Next. I'm not sure about seeing you again. All right, good night. Wow. That's it. Seriously. Okay. Now I realize that was a huge... See, this is the problem also that, like, so I'm gonna tell you the real reason why this happens. It's because basically we have have so many different subcultures inside of the U.S. is that there's no homogenous expectation to dating.

So, like, for example, when you had a much more homogenous society, the idea of the chase of like, okay, the girl says no, and then maybe the guy tries a bit harder, and it's like a playing hard to get game, right? And this is like, you know, you look at a lot of like old movies and they play into this thing. And there's women that like that, right? And there are. They're out there.

They like that. There's a lot of them even. And the problem, though, is that there are so many different subcultures in the U.S. that to one group, this is romance. And it's like the cat and mouse game of romance. And to another group, this is sexual harassment, basically, right? It's stalking. And so the problem is that we've had so much segmentation of the culture that there's no universally

agreed upon rules for engagement. That's why this happens. You just piss me off and I never get mad. Don't be immature and ignore me. I can get any guy I want to. I don't need you. My uncle is the old governor here and worked for the embassy. My family has power. You are nothing. Goodbye. See, I was always thought no means no, but apparently no means get back here and try harder. Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. No, like, if a girl ever tells me, like, she says she doesn't want to talk to me ever again, I'm like, okay, I'll see you tomorrow. You're going to. You're You know you're going to message me tomorrow.

You know what's... Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. For sure. Hey, please delete my number. I'm sorry. Who is this? Oh, hey, yeah, I didn't save it, so you're good. The fuck, why?

What is the matter with you? We had two... You didn't save it. Really nice dates and you don't want to see me now? You're probably a cuckucker anyways. Don't know how to handle a real woman. A real woman? Your wife left, you f***.

They really want these men to be like, oh, please, no, please, please. Give me another chance. Please, please, queen. Just a crumb, please, please. Just a sniff queen, please. And then when they don't do that, when the men are just like, okay, bye, they're like, how dare you reject me, queen of the universe?

You f***. What are your thoughts about? And this is also what happens is that they go and they do this. And they get gassed up on the internet by all of their toxic friends. And so, like, so you have one girl that's like kind of like semi-normal. And then, like, she talks to her friends. And this is like her friend that's been divorced twice and has three kids. And like, she's like, I hate him.

He's such an act. Tell him. Tell him that he can go fuck himself. And he doesn't know what the hell a real woman is. And like, yeah. It's just like, you're so right, queen. You can't take that. The Yas queen, exactly.

Yeah, so they're getting gassed up by these people. And it's just getting worse. About being with someone who is cute in a broken kind of way. I'm not really sure I understand what you're talking about, but if you're talking about yourself, I hardly even know you. It's just that I'm cute, but broken. Yeah, it means the bitch. So do you think she has, I remember, well, I told you all this story the other day, whenever a girl told me she thought she had BPD, and I thought she meant bipolar disorder.

And whenever she found out that I didn't know what BPD meant, she got even more mad. And honestly, I think that we were both right. Bro. Run. Hello? Talk to me? To think I was going to sleep with you, but you up and ghosted me. Piece of crap.

No woman will ever love you like I would have. I'm going to have to ask you not to message me anymore. Thanks. Fuck you. You're worth me. You never respond to them, bro. Like, the thing is that these people are fucking, like, these are like lost souls. You know, and like Dante's Inferno, they're the ones in the river.

And they're just, you know, just fucking, if somebody's popping off on you like this, like I have a, I have a strategy of like, because I, like, you know, like in a lot of games where like they'll be like an enrage timer for a boss, but it'll go away. Like, you just wait for them to just like, give it like a few hours and they're calm down. Yeah, they'll calm down and be like, okay, all right, let's talk. Like, all right, yeah, sure. Nobody will like you. The strategy is you stop talking to them. Because the thing is that a lot of people like this, there's women that like this idea of like conflict and strife. And there's, like, y'all ever been around somebody like this?

They like being in trouble, right? They like having trouble. There's always got to be something wrong. There's got to be some sort of thing, right? They love it. They thrive in like the chaos of it. And so the drama and shit. And so the way that you deal with that is that you completely, like,

as if you start arguing with them, now you're feeding them. And like now, like, they're getting what they want. And so what you have to do is you just simply cut contact until they stop. You just stop message them. Stop talking to them. Talk to another one. Problem solved. You should h-hung yourself.

What's crazy is, I know this is like some of you people's dream girl right here. You all want the yonderay anime girlfriend until you actually have one in real life. Trust me. Hey, hi. Hey. Yeah, this is a fucking 28-year-old scene girl that's, probably on five different types of antidepressants. Guaranteed she doesn't have her own natural hair color.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is the... uh-huh. Uh-oh. What's up? Send me a sick pick on SC. We are having a Riz off and I want to win. What? P-h-ness, babe.

I want to put each of your balls in my nostrils and inhale until they're behind my head and I'm high on your stank. Oh! Oh, wow. Is this the female version of like, I would drag my balls across a thousand miles of broken glass to hear you fart through a walkie talkie? Is that what I'm looking at right now? Beautiful.

10-10, no notes. Don't expect to hear from me again. I'm horny. Ah, yes, the duow. Yeah, this is like, I remember like this is, I see this with girls' DMs. And like some guy will be like, hi, you're beautiful. I love you. Hi.

Hi, please respond. Do you want to marry me? Fuck you, you stupid, disgusting fucking bitch. I thought, to think that I ever really liked you ever again. You're the most disgusting, filthy horror that I've ever seen in my entire life and I hope you die. Hey, hi, I've seen this shit happen multiple times. Hey, I had fun last week. Would you want to meet up at Samson's or something tomorrow? It was pretty fun, but I need to be honest.

I sent some strange aura about you when we met. You seem cool and everything. Don't get me wrong. But I just don't think we're compatible. Strange aura. Okay, already... No, I mean, I get that. I do, I get that. Like, there are people...

No, no, no. Like, that's one that I can... I can go along with that one. Like, there are people, like, if you just surround them, you can tell, like, oh, geez, this is... Right? Like, I mean, this isn't some kind of tarot card shit. It's just reality. Bright red flag here, but let's keep going.

I really do appreciate the honesty, especially after some of the experiences I had. But I'll be honest, strange aura is pretty vague. Could you elaborate a bit, just so I can know what to work on? I just don't think. we're compatible as all, especially with our morals. I'm an extreme advocate for freedom and rights for everyone, but I just don't get that vibe from you and I want to avoid another potentially toxic controlling relationship. Blue hair, for sure. Like, I love that you showed me your guitar and played a few songs and showed me your playlist, but the things I notice is the lack of diversity in it.

It was all white men, which you may not think is bad, but speaks volumes to me about you as a person. Wow. This is like if, if like an Indian, like a, you know, a Nigerian print scammer calls you and says, hey, we're about to scam you. And then you're like, oh, thank you. Damn, all right. Well, fuck, I'm going to just stop right now. Like, you think about how lucky this is. Sometimes you don't find this out until you're a year in. Yeah, this guy got lucky. You're serious? Yes. All right, good luck finding someone with a mindset like that. All right, you don't have to be an asshole about it. I was being nice and passive as possible explaining that to you. Point proven to you and every other.

It's never enough, is it? These are the people that love trouble. They love trouble. It's like you ever been with a girl every time you go to a restaurant, there's always something wrong. The water's too cold. The water's too hot. The food isn't here too fast. They brought out our food.

It's too slow. It's too fast. The food is wrong. The waiter was rude. There's always something wrong. But, bro, no. Uh-uh. No.

No. No, no. I don't need this in my life. Guy can't take simple constructive criticism because it hurts your immature little egos. I know it's no big deal to you. What? But outside of your little cocoon, people struggle every day and you clearly could care less. I wonder what the guy who schedules your gigs would say if he knew he pays a racist asshole to play at his venue. Oh my God. There is so much to unpack here. Let's just dump the whole suitcase out.

First of all, I never get tired of how equality to these people. people is just like literally. Equality is hating the people that look like their dad. That's the problem. Yep. It's that simple. When things are 50-50. Like your Spotify playlist has to literally be 50% men and 50% women. Or else you're a toxic partner. Like I'm sorry, but if a man was specifically forcing himself to listen to female artists that he didn't even like out of some like political move, that is a red flag. That is some performative libship. that is the type of man

you have to avoid. Also, I love that little threat at the end, like trying to get him fired from his gigs. 10-10, pure cinema. Well, I don't know. I get weird when I'm in a good mood. Like, I'll accidentally rip a guy. It's crazy. What the- What the fuck? Bitch, what?

To be fair, though, like, there are some guys that like this kind of stuff. So, like, and it's like a weird fetish type thing. It is. And, like, so, I don't always, like, kind of go off on this too much, because it's BDSM, like, weird fetish shit, right?

I mean, I don't know, there's not enough. Okay. Could you, could you imagine a man, like, when I'm in a good mood, I'll just rip a woman. I'll just start rip it. Literally a video of a sex. Hi, what the actual, what? The video, the one you sent starting this whole conversation?

What? Why? Did you seriously send me a vid of you having sex? Oh, it was her. Yeah. What the fuck? Did you just send me a video of anal sex without my consent? Yeah, and the Chad sexual harasser. Damn, nice.

Your turn, I'm good. Wow, I send you a pick and you can't even send any picks. You took advantage of me. You send the picks on your own. I ain't asked for them. Get the fuck out. If a girl sends you picks, it's kind of expected to return back. No man.

I never sent girls pictures. Not even whenever I was younger. I never did it because I don't trust them. You don't trust them. Even before I streamed or did anything like that, You don't trust them. M. Whatevs? You a dumbass piece of shit.

I'm tired of trying. Find someone more deserving to get my picks who actually appreciates me and doesn't use me for my body. Here's my body. No, thank you. Stop using me for my body. Men used to have to work for a tippy pit.

These bids out here just giving her way for free or for like the price of a cheeseburger. Sad. That's not true. The cheeseburgers now are expensive. Like she'd be right if it was 2000 before COVID. Now it's less than a cheeseburger. The cheeseburger is like $4.

The only fans is two or three bucks. I'm just at home bored as fuck. Are you alone right now? Let's get freaky nasty, Daddy. Get out of my DMs. You're stupid. Unfollow me now and get the fuck out of my DM, bitch. There's coming on too strong.

And then there's, let's get freaky nasty, daddy. Also, I just noticed the folders I made. I think that like any girl that calls, like, like, I'm not kind of like the calling a guy, Daddy. Like that to me is, uh, that's really weird. I think that's really weird. And, uh, I know some people like it. You know, it's like a weird age play, uh, fucking, you know, like sex thing that, that I just, this is not for me, right? I mean, I, that's it. I mean, I just, I think it's weird. Fuck. I don't know what to say.

These screen caps are really suss. Small dick, butt sacks. Freaky nasty. lesbian. This is all for work, honey, I swear. Oh, I love JRP games too. Which one's your favorite? Persona 4. How tall are you? What a dumbass. Like, when did this? When did this happen? I guarantee you metaphor was better. I never played persona 4, but metaphor 100% better than that shit. How tall are you? Oh, well, 6-1. It's already in my bio. Glad you aren't short. Hope you are actually 6' foot, not lying about it. Yeah, I'm not. What's your waist circumference measurement? This is bad.

to this man. What the fuck? Why does it matter? No, see, it doesn't matter. See, you have to have like, you need multiple frames of reference. Like, you can't just look at a girl's waist. Like, nah, see, this is the thing. A lot of people bring this stuff up, but there's like three or four different numbers that you've got to go with. Why did my height matter? Huh? You're a man. Men are supposed to be tall. That's bare minimum for a man. Alameo, okay, you're a woman. Women are supposed to be thin, right? Oh, F off. A woman can be whatever she wants to be. Your reply is extremely sexist and objectifying towards women. Read a book or something.

How is it different from your height requirement, though? Are you not objectifying men as well? No, it is an objectification. Women are systematically and historically oppressed, and we don't have the structure. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Men's preferences are oppressive and damaging towards women.

You give me off such small peen energy by... Small peen energy. You should got to insult the size of his dick? Like, why? Like, it's just, yeah, damn. Oh, my God. Is this real? This is almost like two on the nose to be real.

Stop objectifying women. You have a small penis by. This is the issue with that... Well, the thing is that, like, a lot of women want guys that are tall. It's the same reason why guys want women with, like, big tits or a fat ass or that are thin or whatever, right? I mean, it's just a physical preference. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But, like, if you want guys that are tall and you can completely...

playing about guys wanting girls with big tits. I'm sorry, but there's a double standard there. There is. Stupid shit, that's like, oh, racism is actually prejudice plus power. Because the only outcome of that is dumb asses like this. Also, there's really nothing wrong with asking somebody their heights. But I guess this guy was kind of just like stick up for the short kings who have been rejected because of their height. Male solidarity.

Bro's before. No, it's not that. It's because, like, if you are in a relationship with a person like that, and that's the frame of reference for thinking. It's kind of like asking a girl if, like, she is into astrology. Or into, like, if you, so this is a tip. If you are talking to a girl, you don't know what she looks like. Number one, you're probably talking to a dude.

Number two, ask her if she's into astrology. And if she is and into crystals and, like, weird shit like that. because most of the girls that are are attractive because guys don't want to give them the reality check that it's fake because it would mess up their chances so if you want to find a lot of hot girls go down to your local crystal shop and you're going to find a lot of them

I suppose why are you as a man saying you are tired men used to die in a war and now they are tired why are you as a woman questioning me women used to get slapped for talking too much what? He was a little. literally just bantering with you. He was matching your freak. There is nobody worse than somebody who cannot banter. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Hitler. Maybe. It's pretty close though.

Yo dick big, yo hole big. I have a regular hole. Like, what kind of question is that? Brough, never mind. You want some weird shit. The fuck is even a big hole. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Is it weird to rant? That's a yes, by the way. Indomly asked somebody about their genitals. He's simply giving you that same energy that you gave him and inquiring about your circumference. And so I ask again for the people at home. Yo-ho. It big. Things to do to keep your man humble. Tell him his p-s is fine or normal. Casually compare him to other men. Give one-word answers. Avoid eye contact and lean away. Lavish more attention on your dog than him. Tell him that you need a break from texting. This is the kind of stuff that happens. And like the women that are doing this, I actually think that

it's like a pathological, 500 IQ, four-dimensional chess, like play that they're making. They're like, I'm going to give all this really bad advice. So that way these other women remove themselves from the dating pool by being so obnoxious that I'll have a better chance. Yeah, it's like some kind of big brain thing. It's like it's a branch from the same tree as like a group of seven women that get together and they decide that the prettiest one among them is the one that's 200 pounds heavier than all the rest. It's because they can feel safe doing that. All these things on my girlfriend.

Thanks for the manipulation advice. You are hateful. Oh my God, these women, they can dish it, but they absolutely cannot take it. As soon as you flip the script on them, they just like malfunction. Okay, this one is apparently from a lesbian to another girl. Um, would it offend you if I asked you to send me a pick of your breasts, but with a top on? I'm not offended, but I won't do it. I have a boyfriend actually.

Oh, please, but I'm so. lonely. I haven't seen a girl in two months. Never mind. There's a bridge outside. Look up to Google. Just look it up on the Google. Like there's a lot of, there's a lot of boob pictures on Google. Like you don't need to, you don't need to kill yourself. Just go on Google. I think I might jump. You know, my father's already dead and I'm not even lying. My mom doesn't need any more deaths. So by, I bet you're glad that people like you, get lesbians like me every day. No, I guarantee you, bro. I guarantee you this is a guy.

It's a guy It's Just a guy It's a guy on another account Yeah It's a dude yeah Everybody knows this Be your tits or I'll kill myself

Amazing It appears even the women are not safe From Fem cell rage When women and men are rejected There's a few paths they go down There's the I didn't like you anyway cope The I hope you die And my all-time favorite

I'm going to kill myself Dear my dead name, Elwell, I am very much love you and miss you. Every day is a struggle without you. No, I do not have attachment issues, but you... Clearly. You are my favorite part of my life, and you are wonderful, I'm sweet. Good night, that is all. Please be my Valentine. Or I will stab a hole in my chest.

I'm not trying to pressure you would violence towards myself, even if I have thought about it multiple times. The end. The end. Oh my God. That went quick fast. Damn. Hey, I've seen you at school, and I think you're really cute, and your tattoos are so dope. Do you have Snap?

I couldn't find you on Insta, and I'm very shy, so I asked for your phone number, and I'm texting you as your secret admirer, LMAO. If you're gay, I'm sorry, but if you're not, you probably noticed me, L.O.L. Have a good night. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. I'm incredibly flattered, but I actually have a girlfriend. I'm sorry. Thank you, though. I genuinely appreciate the compliments.

And serious... Oh, yeah. This is... Yeah. What a reasonable gentlemanly response. I'm sure this won't be a crash out at all. I'm sure there's no way that she's not going to crash out on this. Props for a shooting your shot. Not a lot of girls have that kind of confidence. Okay, so he shot her down nicely, told her he had a girlfriend. In my opinion, like, you're not even really shooting somebody down whenever you tell them you have a girlfriend, right? I mean, like,

or a boyfriend, like, you're just saying like, this is not, like, this doesn't work right now, right? I mean like that's that's all there is to it gave her props for trying I dread what is about to come next okay well she doesn't have to know I heard you and her live in a I had a girl do this she said that nobody had to know

and this is why I was a streamer and I said well what if I just took time off to go to another country and she's like well they don't have to know about that and I'm like well wouldn't they know because I would be streaming from somewhere different and she's like well

I'm like are you kidding me are you came and then she was messaging me while I had another girlfriend and then she tried to use those messages as collateral to make the current girlfriend break up with me

that's crazy right wow other city so you could always be my sneak didn't work uh no it didn't she got mad for like 10 minutes.

You link. I just know it's big. Is it me or are women getting hornier? I would bet I'm way hotter than your girlfriend. You would be so lucky to have... Probably dumber too. Probably dumber. You would be so lucky to have me and I saw you looking at me.

That was some real shit. Please don't ignore me. I will see you tomorrow. You're the hottest person I've ever seen and everything you say is so interesting to me. You're so tall and attractive. Uh-oh. Restraining order. Now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, who's this? It's Katie from the bar.

I'm sorry, I don't know you. I think you have the wrong number. Yeah, right. You're just trying to get out of this, aren't you? Get out of this. I hope you get your dick squashed by a meat cutter. I didn't even like you anyways. I was just pity you. You have a small penis. Hey, hey, hey, I hope. What, like, why is it about the small, what is it? Like, I don't know. I mean, like, does that bother guys a lot? Or is it just women thinking that it bothers? bothers guys. I don't even know. Hope you. I didn't like you anyway. You have a small dick. Bingo. Yeah. Bingo. I got I got fem cell bingo over here. Hey, boo. Uh, hi. Got something for you? Huh? Not safe for work. I'm in a relationship with a girl that I plan to marry someday. Look, I'm really horny and lonely. I need a boyfriend. Then find someone else. I'm taken. Didn't work? Here's another. Respond, please. You're gonna make me cry. I can send more nudes. Dude, look. Stop for f*** I don't know why you won't accept me. I'm hot. We'll send anytime you want. We can No, no, bro. Like you made, this guy made such a mistake. The moment that she sent you that photo, you need to stop responding to her. What, block the number because the next thing that

she's going to do, she's got your phone number. She's going to be like, because she's probably some crazy stalker bit, she's going to go immediately and find your girlfriend and then try to play this off as if she's sending you nudes behind her back to make you. break up with this girlfriend so that way she can get you. Like, I'm telling you, like, that's, you see what I'm saying? Like, that's what they do. Oh, snap, yeah, yeah. No, it, it's all part of a grand plan.

That Zach scenario happened to me? Yeah, of course. For seven, like, dude, what is wrong with you? It can be yours. This is the type of woman who is so used to getting anything she wants by doing this. And she's so confused why it's not working with this guy. A good man with a good woman is impervious to devious Jezebel trickery. Hey, damn, I'm not used to texting first, ha ha ha.

Hey, that's fine. I never know what to say anyways. Yeah, it can be super awkward. Ha ha. Tell me about it. So what kind of stuff do you enjoy doing? Fingering my pucy. Want to see?

I feel like if you get a response from this, like maybe this is just like me. But like I'm going to assume that this is like a sex bot that just like sells only fans for like AI girls that aren't even real. And it's like, you know, 20 different fake girls that are all Asian that are run by one man in India. Like, any time that I have an attractive girl message me, I assume it's a bot. He-he. Want to see? I've been right 100% of the time. No. Hey, I had a really good time tonight.

Same. I always have a wonderful time with you. Yeah, dinner was amazing. Yeah. I just have something to say. Please don't take this the wrong way. What's up? Did you seriously only get me flowers or is there another surprise or something?

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no. What do you mean? Again, dinner was great and I'm not complaining. It's just flowers, really? That's like the most generic female gift possible, LOL. Most girls don't care for them outside the movies, L.O. It wouldn't be so bad if you got something else too, but no, just useless flowers. What do you want to? You want me to get her a wrench? Like a hammer? So got dinner? It was fun. I'm confused. L. M.A. O, dinner was an activity. Flowers are a gift.

Yeah, yeah. See, this is like you just like, again, the moment that somebody does, you just stop, just stop mass. messaging. Just stop talking about, because every message that you do is gonna just be worse. Why, you just, you're just feeding them, you're feeding them, uh, give them a broom. Yeah, give him a broom. Yeah, all right, I'll wait and choose. You can have a broom or apron. What do you want? A vacuum. Not complaining about the activity of the evening. Oh, God. I'm complaining about the gift. Not that hard to understand, L.O.L.

What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck indeed? L.O.L. Sure. I just thought it was a nice jester along with the dinner. I didn't think it was mandatory. I get you an iron man suit as well. Oh, wow. Iron man suit, LOL. Oh my god, you're so dramatic. No other guy has ever treated me like this and my girlfriends agree I deserve better. This is it bro like this. See, this is what happens. Is that they get in these group chats and they get gassed up to be super fucking toxic and they turn into this shit, man. It's always the friends. And by the way, it's always the, like her, it's always the friends whose life is completely fucked up, right?

Like, three baby daddies with four different kids, divorced once already, you know, like nobody wants to be around you because she smells bad. Like, it's just, yeah, and they're like, no, you deserve better. Yeah, crabs in a bucket?

Yeah. Except the bottom of this bucket is a grenade. I shouldn't settle for a man who won't treat me like the queen I am. Just take this as a kick up the ass to work harder, L.O. I like how in the beginning she's like, I'm not complaining, and then she's like, I'm complaining. Useless flowers. What's a useful gift? Does she want a tool set?

Like, what? Any woman worth a damn will appreciate the romantic gesture of flowers. This lady needs to stop listening to her most likely single girlfriend. I've never given a woman flowers. I did give my mom flowers, though, multiple times. Never gave a girl flowers in my life. Who are up in her year probably like, oh my God, he only got you flowers? Girl, you deserve so much better.

You deserve the princess treatment. Dump him. That's so awesome that you're a bodybuilder. I see IFBBB is a sponsor at the show in your profile. Do you have your IFBBB card? Tell me you know nothing about the sport without telling me. He's trying to have a conversation with you about your interests. What the fuck?

Tell me you know nothing about. Yeah. He's trying to learn more about it, you stupid bitch. Holy shit. I couldn't imagine someone being like, oh, so you do YouTube for a living? So like, do you earn money from subscriptions? Or tell me you don't know anything about YouTube without telling me. me, I swear to God, some people just use dating apps as punching bags.

What are some of your favorite bands-less artists? That's such an awful question. I like what I like. Music is such a huge part of my life and it's awful small talk to try and describe my music taste. Because it would just be like writing a book if I were honest. What? Damn, bitch, just say follow-out boy and move on. Shit.

You didn't need to do that? Damn. Damn. Damn. He's trying to get to know you. That's exhausting. I know. huge part of your life. Why don't you want to talk about it? What the fuck is going on? What is,

what is wrong with people? I feel so bad for people dating today, dude. I feel like I got on the last chopper out of Vietnam. Hi. Hi, I hope your week is off to a good start. Actually, I only just checked your picks now, not attracted at all. Ha ha. I don't know why I messaged you. Take care. Well, you know, at least she didn't. Okay. Next. Yep. All right. Not gonna, we can't win them all, right? Yeah. Waste is time. Wait, there are two eyes in that high.

Everyone knows the more eyes in a woman's high. The more attracted she is to you. This is science. Good morning. I saw you at Walgreens this morning. I was the blonde behind you in the checkout lane. Just want to say that you hot as hell. Hit me up if you want to chill.

How did you get my number? You gave it to the lady at the register for your rewards or whatever. Do you want to get... That's impressive. Yep. Yeah, that's impressive. I like that. breakfast or something or just hang out super for

I'd probably do it I can respect somebody because that's smart yeah I probably like that's the one yeah I go for that for sure yeah it's impressive no no yeah for real gladdered but pretty darn creeped out as well no thank you have a great day whatever

don't need to be an asshole you probably got a little steroid dick anyway why can't they ever just be normal why can't they ever just be like yeah she's not normal because she's she texted you based off of what your rewards number was right I mean, like, that's like kind of goes to the territory. Okay, have a nice day. It's always you have a small dick.

I'm going to kill myself. All right, sleepy head. Sleep well, catch you later. Catch me later. I'm not a dude. I'm not a buddy. We didn't just meet for a beer. I'm a woman.

Please act like I'm one. Sounds good. Yeah, that shit makes me cringe. You aren't my co-worker. Dope. What? Oh, my God. She freaked out and then edited her message to make it look like she wasn't freaking out.

This is so, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. We actually die. I'm dying from second. I'm embarrassed. Did she have like, did she have like the psycho version of like post-nuck clarity? Post. Yeah, no, they do that.

I've had a lot of, like, I've had this happen where like they'll just, like I've had, you know, like, you know, you've got like the chat, right? I've had I love you and I hate you in the same box.

Yep. In no particular order. Crash out clarity. Hey, QD. Wow. I fucking compliment you. you and don't get a thanks. I'm a beautiful girl who messaged a peasant. I'm so fucking nice to whatever. Oh no, we got some nice girls here. Oh, no, no, no. That's like that girl from Dan to Dan. I remember that show. I remember watching that show and I was like, man. Man, you really locked this down. Yeah, I remember that.

Hi, hello. How are you? Better now with you in my life. How about you? Good. And this is why white women when they have a chance to date outside their race, they choose African-American. This is why Asian men are the last picked on the US dating market. He didn't... Fuck. Respond. What the fuck? For like a few minutes.

And she's just like, this is why Tyrone is better. What the fuck? You seem pretty genuine though. I would love to get to know you. Thank you. Of course. Planning on sleeping soon, I hope. Almeo, what did I do?

And here you are ghosting. That's crazy, bro. You're something else. It's A. OK. The more I looked at you, the more you were really fat because you're a fat. Fuck. Lose some weight. Also your kids are other.

So this is like a this like a probably a 25 plus year old woman doing this? I fell asleep. Oh my god. So many of these people are dodging bullets. Yeah. By just simply not responding in five seconds flat about me. I'm crazy. Yeah, she probably over there. Yeah, she's probably over there. Also I'm bipolar.

Yeah. I block you out of nowhere. I'm anti-feminist, not brainwashed. Addicted to Nutella jars, Jim, and probably hitting you. I'm old-minded, old-fashioned, and amazing. And of course, I'm always right. I'm always right. Let's be real here. She says I'm a Leo. Yeah, this bitch is hot as fuck.

Like, guaranteed. Guaranteed, she's at least an eight. Actually, she's either an eight or a two. It's one or the other. A lot of you would charge like a bowl right into those red flags. TLD are up. Fuck off. I'm fussy. High standards, not remotely down to earth.

Vanilla, exotic, and expensive. Looking for husband material. I'm busy. You're going to have to make an effort. I won't mess. No, there's a lot of girls that do this. Yeah, they act like they're like the most important thing and they're very expensive and exotic and everything like that. Now, there was a girl that I had to deal with that was like this, but then the reality was that I took her to McDonald's and she didn't even complain about it.

I think that they just say this as like an ego thing. Wait, she says she's 40. Oh, she's 48? Oh. Yeah, that one was 23. So yeah, never mind. said you first. I'm allergic to cats, camping, and any hotel less than four stars. Have your shit together. Be fit. Respect women. Earned grown-up money. My shoes are my children. Things I like. Romance, opera, and monogamy. Things I loathe. Pronounce, racism, and mayonnaise. Honestly, I kind of like her. Yeah. I hate all those two. Yeah, I think she's all right. And this is why you are single at 50 years old, ma'am. Sorry, fellas, this one's officially taken.

But in case you want to get in line, no toxic people allowed. Get in line. Bro, it's like that, dude, do you, have you ever seen that photo of like all the naked guys? And then the one guy in like the fucking suit for like the woman? My favorite one with that is where they put the dog in there. That's my favorite one. In line. Imagine being this woman's boyfriend and seeing this.

What's wild is though, men will actually get in line. There will literally be men lying. up like, I remember very clearly like, and like I've done this before too with a girl is I've messaged her and like I've been nice to her and then whenever she breaks up with her boyfriend, it's a meets back on the menu boys. You know, it's like any time that a girl goes and like, I remember on Facebook back in a day, like any time that a girl would like change her relationships status as a single and there'd be like 20 fucking simps that would like the tweet or like the update. Yeah, yeah, exactly right

Fresh meat, yeah I'm me, me, queen I'm neck Get off the fucking floor, get some self-respect The guys that do that They like They're messaging Seven other girls too

It's kind of like if you want to put It's like you're putting something in the microwave for later Yeah, it's AOE farming, exactly Demand Care about him. Show loyalty. Show emotions. Be a nice girl. This is like literally the mirror version of nice guy syndrome. I think I even have like a man version of this exact post.

How to lose a girl. Love her. Respect her. Give her space. Reply fast. Give her attention. Take care of her. Show her love. Man. Man. As I said, I think that most dating advice on the internet is not actually dating advice. It's people that are working through unresolved personal. trauma. That's what it usually is. It's not actually trying to help anyone. It's them talking about this in a way that makes them feel better. Yeah, that's true. Their idea of dating advice is trauma dumping. Yeah, exactly. Back same shit. Women just go for assholes. I'm a nice guy. Men just go for horrors. I'm a nice girl. Shut the fuck up. All my male friends be saying they love girls, but only girls they like be

paper white, dead skinny, and Wasted curvy upper body and age group 18 to 24 shaking my head this is sad I can't believe that somebody would like attractive stint skinny women with big boobs Wow and did her younger that's crazy who could have ever guessed that what are the odds Friends say they're attracted to attractive women but the only women they're attracted to are attractive women What are you hanging around these men because you want them to fuck you are you boyfriend zoning these men these men Men, man? Me realizing that all of my guy friends just look at me as a homie because I'm not cute enough for them to date me. Wait.

Yeah, that happens. Wait. Again, do you want all your guy friends to want to date you? Listen, if all your friends want to... They want, no, no, this is what they want. They want all of their guy friends to want to date them, but they don't want to date any of their guy friends. But they want the validation that theoretically they could. That's that that's what we're see that's what's really going on here, right? It's the power fantasy.

Exactly. This is why no one gets married. No, no, no, no, gentlemen, let me stop that right now. A few months ago, I went to a wedding with a friend of mine. He was married to his wife. They met online, actually. They already have one kid together and they have a house and they have a nice family. they're starting, they're great. And all of our other friends that we grew up with came to the

wedding, obviously. Many of them came with their wives and a lot of them, their children. Over 10, probably like a good 15, maybe 20 of our real-life friends that we grew up with. Everybody is there with their wife and potentially their kids as well. Everything's normal. There's no weird situations. Nobody is being abusive, anything like that, and everything's fine. So this whole premise that, and this is again, remember I was saying about how all these problems are unresolved? And do you want to know what these guys are doing on their free time? They're like, maybe playing like a wow private server. Maybe they're like spending time with their kids.

So they're not out posting photos about this on the internet because they're busy with their three kids in their life and their job. Like they don't have time to post this shit and talk about it because that's Texas. Yeah. And that's it. And so the thing is, like, there's actually so many people that get married, there's no problems. Like, I'll actually tell you, I have, like, probably three or four friends that, man, that's crazy. But the rest of them, like, the other, like, I'd say, fuck, like, 30 to 50 friends of mine. Like, that I would say, like, are, like, people I grew up with I knew.

Everything's fine. Everything's totally fine. You don't have friends. You have simps. You have simps you string along for validation and attention. That's right. Unlike me and my two million simps that I string along for validation and attention. The difference is my sims are based and your sims are cringe. My sims can beat up your sims.

No, but for real though, what the fuck? This is why people think men and women cannot be friends. Yeah. And this is why those people are probably correct. I think it's totally- I'd say in nine out of ten circumstances, whenever two people of opposite gender are friends, there is a degree of like unrequited love

or un reciprocal like desire I think that happens it's very common that doesn't mean also like just because you're attracted to somebody or you have a crush on them doesn't mean you can't be friends with them

even if they don't if they're not interested in you like I don't know like I'm just I don't know I don't think it's really that big of it deal. Yeah, it's really not as hard. I mean, maybe a bit. I mean, like, I feel like it's hard for like a week and then after that it's normal. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I never had problems with that, but maybe other people do. Is that a friendship then? Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of people that are

dating and that are married start off as friends. I think that's pretty normal, right? That's like the free trial period before you have to pay to take her out. Yeah, I mean, like you have that with Netflix. Where you think they got it from? It's possible for single men and single women to be friends. But the chances of one of them developing romantic or sexual feelings is pretty high. And if that happens, you just cannot be friends anymore. If you cannot see yourself being just friends with that person, like if you're constantly

fantasizing about them and you just really want to be with them, you need to leave that friendship because all that's going to do is hurt you and eventually them. You need to rip that band-aid off. You need to be honest. And like I've said in the past, being friend zones sucks, but being boyfriend or girlfriend zoned also sucks. But if you are that other person, and you know that that friend has a- You're wasting your time.

It's like, this is like me, Apex Legends, is that, like, I played it a lot for a month, and I didn't feel like I was getting any better at it. So I started, I quit the game. I started playing another game. Because I felt like I wasn't making progress in the game. Yeah. No, that's what happened.

So it's the same. Yeah. No, it's the same thing, though, right? It is. It's the same, it's the same thing. Rush on you. And you still keep them around. Are we having fun no? Fuck, no, I wasn't having fun. I suck. I didn't suck, but I wasn't as good as I wanted to be. Or like, use them as an emotional tampon because I've seen people do that. You are just a bad person. I just realized, are situationships bang zoning someone? Men wouldn't be so lonely if they stop jumping to every five one bitch. See short girls have no worth at all on are basically children. What's good about them? Wouldn't you rather have a girl who's actually nice, aka me?

It's just so stupid. It's just it's so stupid like what? I don't understand men. Me, smart, nice, athletic has a college degree. Men chooses the five one bitch who's stupid as hell. Hashtag what am I doing wrong? Hashtag they always go for the stupid ass short hose. Hashtag what's so good about women with child bodies? Oh god. Check me. majority of women are tall and getting taller. So hashtag, I hate men. I really do. Is this, is this like the manlit version of a woman? Yeah.

Like a bitter tall woman who has been rejected for being tall and like resents shorter women for... Yeah, no, it definitely happens. Yeah, I guarantee you that shit happens. 100%. Absolutely. Getting men? Every day I discover a new breed of human. About me. We'll never get a boyfriend. It sucks so much. I don't want to live. Guess I'm no good ever as a girl. I try so hard.

I really do. She's probably messaging like 20 guys, by the way. Hey, I'm not looking for anything right now, but I just wanted to tell you to hang in there because you'll find that special someone one day. I've personally given up with relationships for the time being, but just for a while, because I know one day I'll meet the right person, and I'm sure you will too.

I am the right person. Stop being selfish. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. At first I felt bad for this person, but no, no, no. People doubt that fem cells exist, but this is some fem cell energy if I've ever seen it. Men, bitches ain't shit.

Well, if you spent less time dating women who support the sluttering and braw-ing of animals, what do you expect? Vegan women like me are nicer, more respectful, and we care about humans and animals. Men, step up your game. Stop dating non-vegan bids. A V- Oh my god. Vegan? Nice girl. Like I said, new breed of human discovered every day. Why don't any of the buff guys at the gym talk to me?

I think I'm a pretty cute girl, but all the guys seem so focused on their workouts. Like, seriously, guys. Why are guys at the gym? Why are guys at the gym working out? Well, let me guess. So, I mean, I think that there's like a really big survivorship bias there, where it's like all of the guys with the biggest muscles are the most focused on being at the gym. Yeah, I would assume so. That would make sense.

I'm focused on working out Really bitch Also maybe they don't approach you because they don't want to be blasted all over TikTok For glancing in your general direction Yes I bought these skin tight yoga pants that vacuum seal my ass So you see every pore of my ass cheek But don't you dare look No really they sell yoga pants that purposely go into your ass crack

Yeah, of course God forbid you look at this woman's ass with this gravitational pull Sucking in her yoga pants Those 18 to 25 year olds are nothing but a bunch of dumbasses. Why don't men date women over 35? I wonder. Yeah. Much smarter than those hoars. I can't stand them, but men seem to love them. Maybe it's their bodies, LOL. That's all they have to offer.

Sex, that's it. Oh no, no. Well, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Oh no, no, no. Midlife crisis? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, no, no. Okay, okay. What do you have to offer? What are you bringing to the table? That is so different.

and unique and special that these other women are not. Because I have this feeling judging solely by your post that it is not just your age. That is keeping men away. I would definitely consider disc golf a sport and a hobby. I just enjoy it, to be honest. That's crazy because I've never heard of disc golf until I met you. I don't think throwing a frisbee around would be a sport, let alone impressive to any girl. That could be the reason you and your little friends are all single because that's a turnoff in my opinion.

If you want to pull a batty like me, you need to get better hobbies. No offense, by the way, I kind of like you. First of all, what? Okay, number one, she's right. Disc golf isn't an actual sport. It's not real. Disc golf is an excuse for you to go with your friends and walk around the forest, smoking weed and getting drunk and throwing frisbee's around.

That's the real reason. Like, oh yeah, let's go to disc golf. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure. Let's stop by two places. and then we can go to disc golf. What kind of man takes up a hobby just to impress a woman? Do whatever you want, do whatever you like.

That is what impresses a woman. A man who has his own hobbies, his own interests. Not a man who chooses a hobby based on what will get him the most female attention. That's how you get fake-ass men pretending there into astrology or feminism. The thirstiest thing a man could say is, ah, yes, I've read Bill Hooks. Enjoy the rest of your day. Thanks.

Have a great rest of your evening and get plenty of rest too. Hey, I noticed you started typing my name with a lot. lowercase letter instead of an uppercase like before. 3.01 in the morning. This girl is sitting around thinking about this shit. Like that's crazy. 3 in the morning. 2.

Hey, I noticed you started typing my name. She probably thought about this for like an hour before she typed this out. With a lowercase letter instead of an uppercase like before. It kind of robbed me the wrong. Yeah, like, is there ever been a time where like you do like the good night, you know, I'll talk to you tomorrow or I'll message you when I wake up. And then like an hour later, your phone like vibrates and you just look and it's a paragraph and you're like, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Way, it made me feel a little bit weird. I've always been cool with you, so it threw me off. Anyway, I think I'm going to pass on the date this Saturday. Have fun chatting with everyone else. Take care. Hello? Hello. Daily reminder, if a man genuinely likes you and has feelings for you,

he will isolate himself from the people he is close to in order to spend more time with you and he wouldn't engage in having female friends. Hashtag, if he wanted to, he would. This is a- Right, right. Abuse. She's literally describing An abusive relationship.

What's your zodiac sign? Leo. Here we go. Yours? Gemini. Nice. I guess. If I remember correctly,

Leo and Gemini get along pretty well. Yeah, but- Guaranteed, he just looked that up. Garin-fucking teed. Like, this is like, you're just gonna look up boss mechanics. It's average, I guess. Whatever, bye. I guess I dodged a bullet there, didn't I?

What? You boys are all the same. What do you mean you boys are all the same? You think you're the same as every other Gemini. You think everyone born at a certain time a day are all the same. Yeah, this was not supposed to be like this. It's a blizzard. It's been a total bitch to be dressed up in this.

Unfortunately, we can't control much in life, but the snow is fun sometimes. I'm sure you look stunning. Even if you got to wade through the blizzard, L.O. That's very sweet. I'm just cold. Guess my sweet words weren't enough to warm you up. See you soon. Oh my God, please don't love, bomb.

It gives me the ick. I have so much stuff to do today and I'm exhausted. and now I really don't want to meet up. Flirting? Damn, bro. Like, he didn't even know he did something wrong. That's crazy. Wow.

He didn't even know. Whoever taught Zoomers therapy language needs to go to prison. Love bomb, gas, light, emotional labor. Never used correctly. Ever. Hi, how are you? Hey, I'm good. How are you? What's your favorite piece of Star Wars media?

It's a secret to everyone, and it's spelled Favorite, not Favorite. I'm persnicking. about people spelling and grammar and other things. I am brutally honest. I hate these... Jesus. Jesus, bro.

Like, what the fuck? Is this like the female version of like a, like a fedora neck beard? I guess it's gotta be, right? Fucking people that are like, Yeah, I tell it like it is. I'm brutally honest. It's like, no, you're a social and annoying to be around. That's me.

How do you do? All good, you say. I'm good too. I see you're allergic to pets. All pets? Yes. All pets, actually. all animals, including men's also. How...

Nah, no, if a girl told me that, I'd be, I'd be like, okay. Yeah. No, I honestly, that would not even bother. I'd be like, okay. Yep. That's kind of funny? Yeah, I think that's kind of funny. You even respond to that.

Not me, though, right, Queen? No, no. I mean, like, there's plenty of way. No, no, that's funny. That's, yeah, she's including men. Yeah, I know, it's funny to me. I'm different. Like, why are you even trying to date men if you hate men?

It's a shit test, is it? I mean, I don't. I don't know. I just think it's... Not everything... The thing is that, like, a lot of you guys think that... Like, sometimes people just say stupid shit, right? And that's it. Yeah, it's just a joke. Are you guys still dating?

No, we're not. No. So maybe, you know... And... Hey, before this goes any further, I just want you to know something. I'm a transgender woman. I'm genetically a male, but identify as a female and have both top and bottom surgery to affirm that.

I promise both work, too. Would that be an issue to? I'm happy you've been able to be true to yourself and completely support that, but actually I would struggle with that. I think you would be happier finding someone who's more interested in that. I'm sorry. Ha, sure. Yeah. No. This is a, it's a shrimp emoji as a shrimp dick?

You're really going to say you got shrimp dick. Oh my God. It's okay. You probably got a shrimp anyway. I need someone who could satisfy me. I'm done with boys. I need a man. Best of luck. Hope you find the woman of your dreams here. Okay, first of all, it's good that she told him up front. That could have gone way. That could have been worse.

Worse, and I'm sure it's gone way worse for this person. And he let her down completely normally and respectfully. And yet, I bet you got a shrimp. Oh, okay. Using an extra large dilator or something? Fucking relax, bitch. Next. Hey, hello. I saw your thing on Omegel and you're really hot. Ha ha. Thank you. No problem. You got a girlfriend? I do actually. Oh.

Honestly, you look a little gay. These types of people just cannot take rejection. They need to have the last word. Yeah. They need to insult. Yeah, they have to come out ahead. Them. And when it's a woman doing it to a man, it usually has to do with their masculinity.

They'll be like, oh, your dick is small. Oh, you look gay. And it gets even weirder when the guy is actually gay. Hey, I'm sure you get a lot of messages on here from girls who are only interested in sex, but I'm not like that. I've found that also, like, if this is one thing I've noticed is that girls that do this and whenever you don't, this is the worst part about it is that, is that, like I think that they know they're crazy I think they know it like they know as it's happening

like they know like I know I'm a crazy bitch and so like they do yeah they know deep down inside like they know and so like when you don't play along with it it actually will make them like you more which is like really fucking stupid but that's it they know and embrace it yeah because it's almost like oh you pass the test

Now, in my opinion, I'm not in school. I'm not taking tests. We got to take a test. Uh-uh, nope, I'm dropping the class. But at the same time, that's what they think they're doing. I'm free this weekend to get coffee or just talk. I'd love to get to know you. Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm gay, so I'm not interested in meeting up with girls.

Sorry. That's unfortunate. Are you sure about that? You seem like such a great guy. I'm sick of being treated so badly by f*** boys, LMAO. I'm 100% sure that I like men. I'm sorry you had bad luck with men, but. you're not gonna find what you want with me. I mean, you won't just meet up once. I'm a good person. I'm sure we have a great conversation if you gave me one chance. Look, I'm a gay man. He gay. He a gay boy. He doesn't want you. What do you mean? Don't you get that? Take the hint. It's not a hint, bro. This is like an announcement.

I fuck men and I'm not attracted to women so I don't see the point. I'm sure you'll find a guy who's interested. It's just not me. need to be rude. Your sexuality could always change if you were more open-minded, but I guess you're not. No, there's a lot of people that, um, this is one thing that guys think to. They're like, oh, there are no real lesbians. There's just women that haven't been with me yet. And so like, this is something that guys think to. It's pretty common. And it's just like, you know, more like narcissistic, you know, like, oh yeah, I'm special. So I need to be treated this way. I can fix it. Yeah. Listen, I like men. I fuck men. I put my. my puss in men's asses.

What's up with these women thinking their poohies are like conversion therapy? Oh, last time I said the word conversion therapy in a YouTube video. YouTube put a little like fact check under my video about conversion therapy. I wonder if it's gonna happen this time. This is like a men who hit on lesbians are like, honey, you've just never had a real man. She knows. She knows. That's not how this works. Are you still available tomorrow for a date?

Yeah, what time were you thinking? Gotta be honest with you, creeped your socials and you are madly out of of my league. Gonna tap out before the date. Best of luck. Oh, um, okay, not much else to say, I guess. Ha ha, sorry. I know that was random. Just trying to execute a bit of self-awareness on my end. Best of luck finding what you're looking for. Wait, wait, this one is kind of sad. She thinks he's out of her league, but they both matched with each other. And he wants to meet up. He thinks she's cute. Like, girl, what are you doing? Self-sabotaging like this. You're like the most- No, she probably may be saying that because she doesn't want to say the real reason why she doesn't like him.

It's probably some other stupid-ass random reason, and she knows it's stupid, so she's trying to be nice. Yeah, it's an old photo catfish. Yeah, it could be that too. Yeah, true. It's a fake picture. Maybe you're right. Yeah, I tell you, I've never used a dating app in my life. Really, I never have used one.

So, like, I don't really know what it's like, but I bet that probably happens a lot. person in his whole video. Ah, that just makes me sad. People need to stop thinking in leagues. That shit is made up. If you vibe, you vibe. We should meet some time. Could be fun. Appreciate the sentiment. I see this all the time where like, there's like these girls, only fans that are like, it's like really, really attractive. And their boyfriend's like fat. And so like, no, no, there's plenty of girls that, that, yeah. No, I'm serious. It happens a lot. It happens a lot. Yeah, remember sniper wolf? Yeah, like you remember that?

And that was before they had only fans. That was like pre pre only fans. Money? No, it's not all money. Like I'm telling you guys, like it's really not. Literally got out of a relationship last week. Not interested in seeing anyone. Got to work on myself. Lowell, I want to hook up, not marriage. I understand, but it's just not what I need at this moment in time. Fuck you then, LOL. Keep being depressed. Depressed. Out of your league anyway. You should be grateful. Jesus.

Oh God, I know women and men who have recently just gotten out of long-term relationships. And they told me how like getting back into the dating world has been like a nightmare. Listen, people watching this, if you are in a good relationship, hold on to that shit for dear life. Lock that shit down. Out of your league anyway. Yeah. The grass is in fact not greener on the other side. The grass is full of STDs.

Okay, so that was that video. That was a look into the- It's really, it's bad bro. Like some of these people like, honestly, I think that a lot of them, they just have like so much like unresolved fucking trauma that They, like, they hear something like this and they get treated this way, and they just immediately mauled the fuck out. They go crazy out of fucking nowhere. I'm terrified, bro. I don't know.

I mean, I don't really spend a lot of time talking to girls nowadays. I mean, who knows why. But, yeah, I don't spend a whole lot of time talking to him. But, you know, I hear that it's problematic. Female dating strategy. So what have we learned? Well, we learned that every man who rejects a woman also happens to have a small. gay and or is gay yeah if you like this video please consider joining to me on patreon link down

below it helps the channel a lot and i appreciate it so so much and i will see you next time with a more serious political video that i've been working on for a while and i think you will appreciate a lot so i will see you there do i have a girlfriend no nope no no i'm just sitting here chilling no this is a w video yeah this is really really good i'm only like you'll the video give it a like yeah I've watched shoe on head for fucking like I don't even know like 12 years or something like that like I'm trying to think like when it was like when she was getting posted on 4chan which is like that was a long fucking time ago right like I'm trying to remember like how long that even was I don't even know and yeah there it is and anyway like yeah box yeah I remember how it was and uh anyway so you need to marry a non-American if you want this shit

um I think that there's like other crazy shit that girls like I uh uh they're also crazy they also can be crazy like that's not even that's not nope that's not true yeah stay away from dating apps i've never used a dating app like as i said i just never really i always feel like it wouldn't work and so there's just no reason really for me to do it yeah there's no reason like why would i do a dating app get one from the philippines huh maybe maybe that works i don't know i was something But maybe, maybe I could ask somebody about that. See, see how that works.

Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah. Hmm. Anyway, yeah, let's see here. I'll read a few more of these. And where's this? International people equally as crazy from my experience? Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

And dating apps are not for dating, just the fuck. Yeah, maybe, right? I just don't know. I mean, like, I know friends of mine have, like, had a girlfriend or whatever. I met a girl on a dating app and it worked out really well. And so, like, I'm not trying to, like, shit on it or say it's bad or anything like that. I mean, like, fuck. you know you want to do something like that and it works out for you that's good and so yeah

went my wife on hand you yeah no it definitely happens man you didn't explain the fact guy only only fans thing no there's plenty of girls that date guys that are out you know quote out of their league it's super common right i mean like i i mean it's very very common that it happens and i would say it usually happens in a lot of cases right like a lot of pretty girls like end up dating guys that are like not as you know equivalently like attractive to them I think as a guy, like, you know, looks matter a lot, and they do, but that's not the only thing that matters, whereas, like, for guys, like, looks are, like, usually number one. And, you know, like, number two is, like, really farther away from number one, right? And so, girls don't care about looks as much.

Well, they do, but, like, it's basically, like, for a girl, I feel like for a guy, like, there's, like, a sliding scale. And, like, for a lot of girls, there's a benchmark. So like if you, let's say, how many teeth do you have? Okay, it's single digit, that's a problem. But if it's double digit and you're not balding and you don't smell bad and you're not fat, that's pretty fucking good, right? There's a threshold, right? And so you meet that threshold, then everything else is about other intangibles, right?

And things like that. You see kind of what I'm saying? And so that's the way. For girls, it's like one, two, three, four. for guys that's like one, six, seven, eight, nine. Maybe, I don't know. Sounds like a checklist. No, I'm just being honest.

I think that's the way that people see it, right? I mean, I could be wrong, but like, that's just what I think. So, yeah, reminds me those crazy bitches on a whatever podcast. Bless to be, yeah, exactly, right? Agreed here, a guy here, a six can be a 10 if she has a chill personality. Yeah, I mean, of course. I think that's the way it happens with a lot of them, right? I start with dating websites that killed the dating funds.

Yeah, I just, I never really got into it. Shrimps matter. I don't think that a lot of girls probably care. about the I feel like the only time that a girl is gonna tell you that you have a small dick is when she's breaking up with you.

I think that's probably what's gonna happen, right? And so like, really, I wouldn't even think about that or care about it or whatever. Like, I mean, I never, I mean, honestly, like,

I'm a tall, skinny white guy. I haven't had that problem. But, like, the fact is that, you know, like, I'm sure for other people it is, I don't know. And if it's under three inches, yeah, I mean, obviously,

like, that's an extreme, though, right? And anyway, yeah, or she fucks wants them to can't tell? Yeah, maybe I don't know. So my two inches is okay? I guess so, man. Yeah, absolutely. I think women care more like what you do. As long as you're not a lazy bum, you can get girls.

It depends, right? I mean, there's a lot of things that go into it. But overall, I mean, like, I, uh, actually, let me, let me read some of the, I want to read some of the comments on this. This is funny. Ask a girl on a dating app and her hobbies were, and to try to find a topic for conversation. she told me she didn't appreciate being interrogated. Man, some of these guys were dodging so many bullets.

Yeah, it's like Neo. You flowers, what a useless gift. Yeah, DMing a man a compliment and telling him you have a boyfriend when he responds his next level work. Nah, she's just, the reason why girls do this, it's simple. It's that their boyfriend isn't giving them attention at that current moment. And so they message the first guy that they can in order to get validation so they can feel better about themselves.

that's the reason why they're doing it it's obvious dodge bullet with cannonballs yeah exactly I'm pretty sure some of these were dodging cannonballs I mean absolutely Mary 15 years your wife and I rarely go on a month that sings but shit makes one to tell the other thank guy I don't have to date anymore yeah it's crazy

and uh the andeer does not insult or crush when he rejects her she kidnaps him oh god uh oh yeah uh I dodged a bullet yesterday when a girl went ballistic that I told her that she had a yellow fever despite talking non-stop about Korean culture, drama, and language, while not being interested at me at all as a person?

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, like, I just have a... Yeah, I mean, there's some people that are just weird, bro. Like, the thing is to me, like, if I have to deal with any kind of weird shit, like, I'm just not, like, I don't want to deal with any weird shit, any kind of stress, any, like, fucking, like, uh, like, drama.

any kind of controversy, any kind of like, I have enough problems my own life, right? I've got so many problems in my own life immediately. If you're going to come into my life and cause problems, nope, that's it. So if there's some men just want peace? Yeah, exactly.

And that's it. How do you date women if you don't use a dating app? I don't. Problem solved. There you go. Funny thing about that. Yeah, man cave is important. Yeah, there it is. your job is a watching drama though yeah i watch it but i'm not in it that's the thing yeah it's that

simple and uh you date women if you want to lose money maybe right and uh most women just want peace too yeah no there's plenty of crazy guys and as i said uh the reason why a lot of guys have stories about crazy girlfriends and you don't see as many girls telling stories about crazy boyfriends is because the girls are dead so that's probably how it is uh and like i get it it. I get it definitely. But yeah, it's just fuck. I mean, what do you want me to say? That's life. And these videos are such black pill. I mean, I don't know. Like, yeah, I have no idea. I started using the apps that's trash unless you pay a lot. Yeah. And the thing is that, like, if you pay a lot of money to use one of these apps, like, this is my opinion is that,

I actually think that if you do that and you're paying money to use the apps, I bet if you're attractive, like, you're probably still going to, uh, you're still going to have girls that are going to match with you, right? If like, if you're a guy in good shape and you take care of yourself and everything. And so, like, the entire problem, like the entire, like, the entire premise of this is just bullshit. So, like, if you are, like, a weird looking dude,

giving Tinder $500 a month isn't going to change that. Depends on the app. I don't think so. I just think that's normal, right? Or no one matches with you? Maybe. Being a girl on Tinder's hard. I bet being on Tinder in general is hard.

Like, so, and the problem is, but like girls have different problems than guys do. So like, for example, like, girls have issues with, like, guys that will, like, lie to them or, like, it's easy. Well, no, no, no, because, like, it depends on, like, what your goal is, right? Because, like, you could have guys that are catfishing you, guys that are, like, abusive, et cetera, right? I mean, there's all kinds of, that's cap. No, it's not. It's, like, basically, like, think about it like this.

So in like classic wow, warriors have a really hard time leveling, but it's really easy to get into a raid. And a hunter has an easy time leveling, but it's hard to get into a raid because you don't need that many hunters. So like, just because it's easy for you to level up doesn't mean that that's going to guarantee that you're going to clear necks. That doesn't mean it, right? And so if you're worried, Rett's own and saw it. But that's what I'm saying, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's a wow analogy.

No, no, but no, it makes sense, though, right? It's because just if you have a boost at the start doesn't mean you're going to always come out ahead. That's it. Guys have a desert. 99% scams. Girls are in a sea surrounded by salt. Well, you think all women are scams?

Maybe that's true. Yeah, I think that's probably, yeah, it's probably accurate. It makes sense. So you put it like that. Fuck mages, by the way? Yeah, exactly. And mages are the same thing. Like as a mage, it's easy for you to get into a group for like UBRS or something like that.

But like, you know, you get to AQ40, maybe mages aren't that important, right? Now warriors are more important. And so you only need two mages max, exactly. And so like there's a lot of these different ways you can look at. ARC, yo, thanks to 25 steps. I appreciate it, bro. Thank you very much. Thank you.

I find girls are just so disingenuous during an argument. That's what really gets me. Well, that's because they're arguing based off of emotion. And so like if you're getting an argument with a girl and you think you're going to explain to why she's wrong. Like that's not going to happen. Like I tell you right now it's not going to happen. Like you're never going to go and explain to her why she's wrong. She's never going to be like, oh, okay, like this has been logically explained to me why my viewpoint on this is inaccurate.