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Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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I said I was gonna do it. I said we were gonna do it to him. And it's about to be. Ooh, it's about to be. Game of the year, huh? Maybe, I don't know. It's a free-to-play application. That means it's gonna be really expensive.

All right. Give me a minute. I had no idea. This shit was so popular. Apparently this game is massive in China. Release login celebration. I got 150 carrots. That's good, right?

Wow. Oh, I got another 150. All right. Wait, there's another one? 300. I'm fucking rich. Oh, my God. Let me see here.

Already hit a million downloads. That's insane. Did you know she can't say prestigious? Okay, that's my girl. Okay, and, oh, that big money. Support points too? Nice. This is tomorrow?

Okay, good. All right. So, okay, um, let's see. All right, we're going to have, let's do my day. I'm going to do my daily races. Okay. I think we should do, I think we do medium. And then we do this one here.

Okay. We're gonna do our race right now. Let's see how this goes. I'm betting money on this. Don't fuck it up. I'm not and then we're gonna use her as usual. This is my number one horse. Like we have like this one is a stupid bitch. This one is retarded. This girl is hot. This girl is okay. I don't know about that. This one's okay. But we're really this. This is my. best one. All right, let's go. Yeah, let me make sure I do this. Okay. Awful. Why is she mad? Why is she mad? How did that happen? I, no, I need to go back, right? Wait, how do I make her happy? Um, okay, I'm gonna click on the gifts. drugs to like make her happy? How do I make her happy? What do I have to give her food? How do I feed her?

I can't. You spend time with her? No, there's got to be another way. Upgrades maybe? I don't know how to upgrade her. Enhance. Okay, enhance your trainees. potential levels.

Okay, I'm going to level up her. And I'm going to raise her potential. Fuck, I need 15 shoes. I only have three. Shit! Okay. All right, let's see if I can do this anyway, all right? No, it's okay, guys.

All right. She'll be fine. Oh, okay, we give her the food. This is going to make her. happy. Okay, let's do this. All right. And now she's in a great mood. Okay. And pacing, we're going to put her at A. Okay. All right. Here we go. This game is so realistic. Yeah, we're going to do what we need to do. I'm going to lose? No, I won't. There's a lot on the line. Yeah, I know. Okay. All right. Let's do it.

I'm gonna win. I'm about to win right now. Nkawatero, where is she? Wait, this one, who cares about her? A number 17? A number 17? Okay, let's go.

I'm number 17. Oh, What? No, no, no. No, I'm number eight. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Endurance, wait, wait, wait, oh, she's speeding up. She's doing really well.

Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. Bro, what the fuck! Wait, wait, I'm losing again. I'm number 10? How's that even possible? Dude, I... Go faster! Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Okay, she's speeding up. Wait, she's in 14th place. Come on, come on. Dude, this is so bad. Can't she use her old or something? She's not using anything. I'm at 16th out of 18.

This is ridiculous. I... Dude, she's not even using her old or anything, guys. She's not even trying. Come on. Bro. Well, are you? The lot.

How could this happen to me? How could this happen? All right, all right. I know what I need to do. I know what I have to do. I have to put her into a career mode. We're gonna go into the career mode. Okay?

And I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep making her go faster. All right? No, it's okay. I'm gonna keep training her and it's gonna be fine. Okay, you stupid bitch. It's time to go fast. All right. Legacy, wait, what?

Legacy. Wait, how is, huh? What? Plus five. Okay, well, I want to do, I want to do this one. You have to breed her? Okay. Ooh, if I click her, she, it makes her ears move if I click her.

Look at that. Okay, so auto select. Okay, I think that's what we go with. I'm going to do it right now. And then auto select these as well. A new dick has been assigned, and I'm going to start her career again. Spend 30 training points to begin training. Yes.

Where is she? Okay. All right. She's leveled up, boys. She's leveled up. We're good. You see those ears? You see them moving around?

She's happy. Plus 10. Plus 5. Plus 10. Plus 5. Okay. All. Okay. All right, run in a junior make debut.

Okay, let's do this. At Lace, McQueen's journey to compete in the Twinkle series begins. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I have to feed her again. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Shut the fuck up. Okay. I've got to go through level up only speed. You're right.

Actually, that's what we're gonna do. Don't talk to her like that? No, she's a good girl. She's a good girl. She's gonna be... She's either first placed or last placed. Okay. Skill points went up by 120.

Okay, this is great. Skip? Okay, yeah, there we go. All right. Then we're gonna train her. Speed, we're gonna go speed now. Yes. Okay.

All right. Speed up. Okay, good? Jesus Christ. Look at all this dialogue. Speed again. Only speed. Only fast. Always fast. Speed again. Speed. Fast. Why is it not? Yes. Okay, good.

Stamna? She doesn't need stamina. She'll be done with the race. 34%. She won't fail. I knew it. See, I told you guys she wouldn't fail. Okay, and now we're going to make her go to bed. Okay, good?

That's right. Okay. 15 energy. And we will give her a little bit of stamina, okay? We're going to give her stamina. Forty-six percent failure rate. Wait, why is she wearing a swimsuit? Okay, it doesn't matter.

Rest? No. Now she's sad. Now she's sad. Pro. Pro. I thought I wanted her to rest. Wait, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, so now she's 70 more energy. All right, we're fine. Stamina and wit. Okay, good. Now we're going to train her again. You know what we're going to train her on? Going fast. There it is, another one.

Okay, good. Rest her again? No, we're not resting her at all. We'll give her one point of stamina, okay? There we go, good. Training her, yes. Please are the way conducting our private sessions. Okay, it's like lagging.

All right, good. I'm doing too well. Okay, and now we're going to go with speed again. Okay, actually this is going to give me more And then we're going to put her into a race Okay, oh, she's got two more turns Okay, skills I think we're going to get

We're going to get keeping the lead when we can Okay, speed Now we're at failure rate that's high I'm going to do it anyway She's not going to fail, I knew it, I knew she wouldn't fail I knew she wouldn't 30 skill points. Oh my God.

Okay, we're going to get that too. Nice. Okay, perfect. Now we rest again. It's race day. It's time. Okay. Okay.

You cannot fail. You will not fail. You will not fucking fail. You will not fuck this up again. You will not fuck this up. All right. I know she's depressed. I don't give a fuck.

All right, here we go. It's time. Come on. Please. Turn her into glue if she doesn't win. I won't need to. Look at all these default skins. These hose are not ready.

Look at them. Literal fucking NPCs. That's me right there. I have three circles. Number five. Come on. Late start again? I'm seven place.

What? Come on. Come on. Dude, I... Late start. No, this is ridiculous. She's all right, all right, no, she's building up momentum. She's going faster now.

She's third place. Look at this. Here we go, here we go, here we go. This is me. This is where I win. Dude, I put all my points in the speed for this. It's not even remotely close. Dude.

Come on. Check what mood. I don't know what mood does. I don't know, it's probably most women's mood. It doesn't matter. Nobody cares. She's about to get fifth place. She's actually, please, please, please. Please fucking speed up.

Please, please, please. Please. Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Let's go

Let's go Come on She's about to do it Get around them Get around them What are you standing there for I don't know about this one, 4th, 3rd, 6th.

I don't know about this one, guys. I really don't know. Like, I... She was supposed to be favored to be number one. I thought I had this lockdown. And she got beat by a default skin. This is embarrassing. She's still...

Let's move on. You... You could have done a lot better, okay? better, okay? You could have done a lot better. I have to get 3,000 fans. Okay. Um, how do I make her happy?

Oh, no! Wait, what the hell? I have to take her out on a date? Oh, fuck. Okay. I'm gonna take her out on another date. We're gonna do two of them. That way she'll be in a great mood.

Okay, perfect. All right, good. You have the spoiler? Yeah, we're going to... All right, so now we're going to go into speed again. See this? Nice. See, this is what I'm talking about, guys.

Breeder? Not yet. And we're going to do another one? More speed. Big fast. Don't forget to go to skills. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let me look at skills. I can't give it.

her any more skills. Train her again. Stamina. I'm going to give her more, uh, I'm going to give her more stamina. That's right. Yes. Training leveled up too. Oh my god. Okay, I'm starting to feel a bit tired. Okay, I'm gonna, okay, let's be nice to her. Okay, now we're gonna go speed again. Chat says do power Okay, I'm gonna give her power after this That's right Go for it Let's go

Big dick Big dick Big dick Let's go Speed level 3 That's right Energy and power going up Look out

She's sad now She's sleep deprived Wait no now she's normal Bro Why's she getting fucking depressed for and shit Okay Yes Center stage

Okay It's that time of the month Maybe it is Okay We're gonna go with this one here We're gonna enter the race Three turns left Wait wait wait wait

Should I go back? No I'm gonna make her happy I want to make her happy I'll take her out on one more date Look how happy she is Come on please go to good Please go to good. Please go to good.

Please be happy. Please be happy. Please just be happy. Okay, she's not normal at least. That's fine. All right. I'm gonna race her right now. Two turns?

Wait, no, not yet. Okay. And? What does it say? Okay, it wants me to race. I have to race her now. I'm gonna do it. It says to do it.

I'm doing it. Front. Big dick. Gotta go fast. Watch the champion at work here. Here we go. You had half energy? Energy doesn't matter for this.

That's her training. Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Okay. Who's the stucing Who's the start? Yes! Yes! Okay, all right, we're winning. We're winning. See, I told you guys.

Wait, what? Who's this stupid bitch? Wait, what? What? No, no, go faster. Come on. Come on. I gave you all that speed and you're still losing.

How do you still lose? Come on, man. She's got, she's got to be, she's happier? No, no, it's okay, it's okay. Come on, come on, come on. She's catching up. What? Oh, my god!

Come on! You can do this. You can do this. Use your old. Use your old. Do something. She's gotta run out of gas or something, right? Yes.

Yes! Yes! You stupid bitch! Get the fuck out of here. That's right. We win. Wow. I knew I could do it.

Oh, man. Wow. Not even close. I knew I could do it. I knew it. I knew it. First place. Easiest game of my fucking life.

Wow. First place. See? And now she's gonna get 500 only fans. That's huge. And now she got beginner too. Okay. Perfect.

Okay. And now what? You really did it. Okay. Now she's happy, right? Okay She shops to herself I'm eating too much

Wait is that bad Okay Now I have to go Oh fuck I only have one turn left I have to go with this one right I have to right I have to rest her

Okay I don't know guys You have to race You're fucked either way No, I'm not. I'm going to do this. I gave her all the speed. We're going to put her in the front.

It's time. You need the 2K fans. I'm going to make it. I'm going to get that right now. Oh, fuck. Make a bet. Can I do that? Why?

Hmm. Give me a minute. I'll eat this. What a Friday? That's me? I know. I love ice cream sandwiches. They're really good.

Do you guys think we're gonna win this one or not? Yep, we're gonna win. That's what I'm thinking too. Okay. It's fine. You know what you? It's fine. You know?

No one. Toursing T'Hourne. Toursesquem to be made a new party to be Muzenski.

3-man-Ninkey is this. 8-Ban, 2-Nikki is, Mek-E-Mack-Cove to watch-M I'm-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Sme

Gaitteeat-TT-E-CET Come on, she's number 11. Do it. Come on. Bro, bro. Bro. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, come on, no. No, no. How is this? She's 12, 13, 13, 14, 14. What? No, I, I, fifth? No, no. Come on, please, please.

Please. You gotta do better than this. Fuck. What? How is she so bad? Why was she... Your trainee couldn't perform because she doesn't have the aptitude for this...

What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck didn't even talk? Shut the fuck up! This is so ridiculous. I... You can't sprint her for endurance. No, no. Guys, she's still a beginner.

Literally 16th place. Goal incomplete. Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on, man. I have to complete her career. This is such bullshit. Rank F.

She's not even remotely close. This is insane. No, it's not my fault. Why are you blaming me? I didn't do anything wrong. Wait, I did worse than the last time? Come on. Come on.

Ooh, I got a heart. Okay, at least I leveled up my support tokens, so that's good, right? Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, we're good. Prize coin as well. Okay, I think that's... Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I don't know what that is. Great work out there.

Okay We need to do better this time This is just guys This was so bad Check leveling up supporters I don't know how that works I Your horses are bad

No they're not Play the hot one I could play this one Gold shit I don't know about that I think no we need to have No we need her Gold ship, do it?

No, no. I, gold ship is harder. Yeah, I think we need to stick with her and we're going to help. All right, this time around, wait, I get a, I get a free scout. Oh, this means I get a free pull. Wait, I thought I said I had a free pull. What? But I thought I said I had, did it take it away?

Okay, we got one right here. Here we go. I think I think I think we do it honestly I think we do it I think we do it do it all right let's do it

let's ball out let's go let's go for it right now here we go big dick big dick let's go to work let's make it happen here we go

please that's good right I got a goal oh I got another goal this is Yes This is insane I'm out of control guys

This is amazing Rainbow is good No it doesn't matter right Like as long as I'm getting the gold ones Nice I didn't have that one at all before Except mail I don't know how to do that

I got five SSSRs Okay That's a lot of new ones Yes it is I'm gonna do it one more time and then we're going to go and do it again. Okay? We're doing it one more time.

Use your ticket. No, I don't know how to use it yet. I don't know what the right option for it is. Here we go. Do the other one? Why everybody want me to do the other one? The support card? No, this is paid.

That's paid. I can't do that one yet. No. No, no, I have to do the support ticket. I have to do this. Let's do it right now. You can. Okay.

So which one do I do? I'm going to do it. I'm doing it right now. I'm doing it. Nice. Nice. Is that good? Did I win?

That's good, right? Is that good? I mean, she looks pretty fast. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay, not so bad. Okay, perfect. It's decent. Okay, so I got one SSR.

Now I need to do, I'm going to use my, last tickets and use my 10 support cards, okay? Here we go. Big numbers right now. Oh, I already had that one. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I've got two left.

I've got two left. I'm going to use both of them. I've only got one more. But yeah, I can do one more. All right, here we go. Here we go. Come on, please. Okay, okay, okay.

I'm going to do another one, one more, one more. This is my last one. How does this happen to me? How could this happen to me? I... Okay. I need to level her up, right? Okay, get more carrots in the archive?

I don't know what the hell the archive. What that fuck is it? Oh. Archive level up 6 to 8. I only have 100. I didn't get enough. That's it. Okay. All right, let's go. We're gonna...

We're going to level her up. We're going to do another one, right? I think this is what I have to do. Go to special missions. Special missions. Greetings, welcome to Tysian Academy. The guide through process, completing pay off pocket. Okay.

Win a race. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Money. I got monies, too? Oh, that's huge. Okay.

I can do four more. I can do four more. No, I can do three more. Okay. Wait for 10? Should I really? Okay, fine. Fine, fine, I will.

I don't know. I don't think I should, but it's okay. Okay, and this is, okay, I don't need to do that. All right, career. So now I do, I do this one right now, right? Right. Before we raise, go to Enhance tab. Okay, I'm going to go to Enhance. Support Carps.

Level up. Raise a support card for greater effects. Okay. So I should level up my SSRs, right? Wow. Okay, so which ones do I do? I don't, should I just do all my SSRs? Okay.

Uncarp? Oh, I don't have another uncarp. Okay. I'm gonna do this one too. Okay, we're, whoa, wait. That's uncapping, right? Leveling up. Okay, I'm gonna level this one up.

30 again? I can level up all of them. Oh, that's insane. Dude, I actually, like, at this point, I don't think they're gonna be able to stop me. I don't think they can stop me after this. This is it. Okay.

Optimize these bitches? Yeah, we are. We are. That's huge. Look at all those. Four to level fucking 30. Okay, and do I have any of these can I uncap this?

I can't, right? I can't uncap any of these? No, okay. Oh, I can't uncap this one. Okay, but I don't even want to do that. All right, so we're good. The SSR with three girls. This one here?

Wait, should I do that? Sweet To Show. Why? Why? I see the boot there. I get it now. I understand. Okay.

All right, we're going to level her up. Level 24. That's decent. Okay. There we go. Nice. Big dick. Big dick.

Huge dick. Long dick. Okay. All right. And now I'm going to level up my characters. And I want to level up Okay, my trainees, potential levels. Dude, I can't buy her any shoes.

All right, all right, all right, we're gonna do it this time. Here we go. All right, it's time. It's time. Include guests, I did. Okay, let's do this. Pick your SSRs? No, no, no. Equip support? No, I did. I did.

Wait, equip my supports. Wait, how do I do that? Are they not equipped already? Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, got it. Okay. Okay. It's over. Guys, it's so over right now. It's so over. Like, I am stacked. Let's do this. It's G.G. Yeah, it's done. Okay. Let's do this.

All right. Please. You're ready. Gigi, absolutely. Yeah, this is, it's done. Speeds up by five. Stamina power, guts, wit is 12. She's an A now.

Okay, let's go. Okay, let's do this. This is the run. Yeah. 120 training points, too. Let's look at her skill points. Okay. All right, we're going to train her right now.

And we're gonna train her. Wait, why does her speed go back down? I don't understand. It's a new run. Wait, so it goes down every time? Motherfucker. Okay, it's fine. I thought I could just level it up over time.

It's not a deal. Dator and get her mood up first. Okay, that's smart. I'll do that right now Okay, we're gonna take her out on a date Look how happy she is Okay Nice, now she's in a good mood

Okay Jesus, Jesus Alright, I'm gonna have her take a rest Because she's at really low Okay, she's refreshed Now she's happy Good job I'm petting her

Okay, perfect eat something sweet okay I'm gonna feed her all right good now we're gonna give her speed again nice home stretch haste

yes look at that guys that's how it works we're gonna do speed at level two again okay stamina let's give her stamina we're gonna give her power

after this never mind we're gonna have her take a break It's resting time. Okay, good. And then we'll give her wit. No, I'm going to do speed again. I'm going to do speed again.

Okay. Nice. Okay, and now we're going to go to power and stamina. Okay, we're going to give her one point of power. Nice. Competitive spirit. I think that's got to be good, right? That has to be good.

That needs to be good. It's race day. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. It's time.

It's time to win. It's time to rise. It's time to be a champion. Come on. All right. Okay, boys. It's time. I actually pick late.

Oh, no. Five or more buff? Well, yeah, because I, that's right? Because she has that two times, right? Pace strat? Okay, we're going to do pace. I don't, I'm not even going to think about this, bro. I just need to, I just need to run.

I just have to run. Let's do this. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Watch this. Watch me win. You can't lose the first one.

I lost the first one last time. She's the number one favorite. That's right. That's our horse. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Now, yes.

I knew it. I knew it. That's right, boys. Wow. Wow. Wow. Holy shit. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Ha ha ha. Ah, yes. I knew it. That's right, boys. Wow. Holy shit.

Look at me go. We are back. Bro, it's not even close. Oh my god Dude, dude See I told you guys this is why I had to do This why I told you I had to do Eight losers and one winner it's not bro. It's not even close

This is embarrassing Yeah, I'm not even on the screen bro But even further beyond yeah But look at this bro, even that blue one That blue one can't do shit Look at that And coming to catcher Nah, no, no, watch.

That's not even close. Eight losers or one literal God. That's right, man. They're gaining? No, they're not. They're gaining on each other. They're not gaining on me. I tell you that.

Bro, and she's gonna old? Oh my God. Bro. We can't be stopped. We won't be stopped. That's it. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Yes. Oh, oh, let's go. Come on, come on. Half a race ahead. Yep. Wow. Wow.

Damn. Wow. Wow. That's good, man. Good job. Good job. You did it. I told you she could do it. I knew she could do it. Bring and hold the Ws. That's right. That's fucking right.

Now we have 900 only fans. Okay. And she's wearing a different little outfit now too. She's really happy. She needs three thousand. fans. Okay. Here we go. Let's make this happen. Spam races. I'm going to do one. I know what to do. I know what to do. I actually don't know what to do.

But I'm going to do that right there. Food. Eat food, fatty. And now we, uh, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. We're gonna give her more speed and then we rest. There's no way I fail. 14% that's right, I never fail. Except for that one time that I did. But besides that, I don't. Okay.

And now she rests? Nice, and she's happy. Wait, what? Were they hitting her? Okay. All right, we're gonna go with speed again. Actually, let's go with power No, we have to go with speed

Race, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, dude I think we go all in We go all in on this one That's right All in Don't, why

Why? Why? Why not? Those are the only options predictions? Oh. What do I do now? Do I train her again?

Okay. All right, so she got more skill points, that's good. Training level three, okay, decent. I just always click the same one every time. But neither of these are... Dude, I have to... Not yet. Sprint, keep training.

Okay, okay, I'm going to train her again. Big fast. Super fast. Okay, give me a minute. Medium. All right. Predictions? Big Dick.

Let's do it. All right. All right. All right. All right. And she's going to have this too. And she has that because if five of them have this. This is going to be, guys, this is going to be a fucking blowout.

Like, it's not even going to be remotely close. Absolute fucking blowout. Watch this. There she is. Do not fucking lose. You cannot fucking lose. Apple cider? What a stupid fucking name? Rice shower? That sounds like some kind of weird fucking porn thing.

Alright, here we go. Who are you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, where am I? Number two. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, come on. I'm number 10? Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm my catch up, I'm a catch up. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'm about to speed up.

I'm about to pass the orange one. Jesus! Jesus, there it is. Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. She's late game? I know, I know. She's going to pop off. She's going to pop off.

Let's go. Let's go. She's eighth place. She's building up momentum and power. She has to old. She needs to alt. If she old, she wins. Come on.

Come on. Come on, let's go. Clutch up? Yes. Eighth place. Please. Six place, fifth place. Fifth place.

Fourth place, third place, second place. Come on. Come on. Wow, that's how it's how it is, boys. That's how it is. That's how it is. Easiest game of my fucking life. First place again.

That's just the way it goes, boys. That's just the way it goes. I was worried there. That one went, that one, bro, that one went insane. How good is a five-star? I don't know. I have 3,000. Wait, I hit 3,000. You really did it. Good job.

This is great. This is huge. Okay, should I race her again? I could race her again on this one. Because, like, we've got one right now. It's medium. Rest her? Okay, all right, all right.

All right, I'm having a rest. Well, let me train her one more time. Actually, uh, let me, let me do, uh, let me do wit. There's no way I feel a 2% right. Okay, yeah, of course not. Yeah, see, that's good. And now, now we'll do this. Now she's happy.

Look how happy she is. Now we do. it. Now we do it, right guys? No. No? Train her? Okay. What do I train her in? Stamina? Everybody says stamina. All right, we're going to train her in stamina. Wow. Wow. There it is. Nice. 30 stamina. Let's do it again. Power now? Okay, let's train her in power. Okay Great Okay And now

Oh it tells me I want to do this one here Stop Okay, all right I stop Guts, do we do this one? Let's do it Easy, easy, easy Wow Wow, there it is

I'm starting to feel a bit weary Okay, all right, we're going to have her rest right now She see look how happy she is Nice Place top three in Kobe Okay Oh my god Go, okay

Alright, all right, all right we gotta go Kobe Okay, uh let's do Speed again Petter? I don't think that's how it works Okay, 17 turns to train, yeah Yeah, let's train her her in...

Let's do power. And she has elegance, too. Oh, that's even better. Okay, and then her skills over standard distances. Oh, I don't know which one's good. Corner connoisseur. Okay.

Okay, all right. How many skill points am I right now? Wait, I only have a 1805? I'm not going to get 3.42. I can't do that. Save. I can get this one. That's okay. I'll get corner acceleration. That's fine. It's the same thing. Okay. All right. We're going to get one point of this. Look how happy she is. She's so happy.

See that? We're popping off now. Okay. And then we're going to do stamina again. Take her on a date. After this one, I'm going to take her on a date. Okay. Yes. All right, rest. Wait, is this not working? Give me a minute.

Okay, good. 50 energy. Oh, she's super happy. Yes. Oh, my God. This is amazing. Okay, so now, what do we do now? Yeah, we don't need to take her out on a date.

Okay, uh, power? I think we go with power, too. Yep, there it is, easy enough. Massive big dick. There we go. Perfect. Okay. And she's even happier.

Plus 10. Plus 10. We're going to go with power again. Yep, let's do it again. Okay. Inspiration. Is that good? Okay, we're going to go with this one here.

She's evolving? Yes! Three levels. Now she's going to rest. Good. And she's happy. Okay. So should I try to do this now?

Or do I just keep leveling her? Keep training? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Big fast. So fast. Okay. Good. And then training again, and we're going to give her wit as well. And then after this, we're going to give her rest.

Stamina? No, we will after this. Stamina is 28%. I think that's just rest. Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay, now we, oh, oh, maybe this is going to make her mood better, too. Damn. Wait, what the hell?

Wait, what, wait, things change. Wait, why do you think change? It's a summer camp? Oh! Okay, they say they want me to go for speed. This is why I have to do. Okay, good. Leader's pride.

I am the leader. 37% failure rate. Big dick, we do it. Ball out. I knew it. I knew I would get it. I knew I would fucking get it. That's right.

Okay, now we're going to rest. Oh, and this makes her... This puts her in a great mood again, too. Okay. Now, should I... Should I do this now, or should I put her back? Speed? Wait, oh, shit.

I hit the wrong one. Wait, I didn't see the rainbow. 69% rester? Okay. All right, all right. But won't she run out turns then? She's going to rest. All right, she didn't run out turns, but that's okay.

Okay. I have to use this. This is the only one I can go with. Save it? Okay. All right. It's time. This is it.

Everything is set up for me to win. I am totally set up to win this one. I am completely set up to win. There's no way I lose. Do front? No, because she has pace and she has competitive spirit. No, no, pace. All right, let's do this. First place, let's do it.

Oh, shit, she's on that. Oh, this is the serious one. Okay. All right. If he ain't first, your last? Come on. That's stupid bitch. That stupid bitch beat me the first race.

It's time. You can do this. We believe in you. Come on. She's in a great mood. Yes, yes. Come on, all she has to do is get third place. Come on, come on.

Endurance, restored fuck. It's fine, everything's fine, everything's fine. This is a long race. It's a long race, it's a long way to go. Corner-exe-look at me accelerationing. Look at that. See that? Now I'm fourth place. That's me right there. That's me and there's two corners. I'm gonna get third place. I'm about to get it right now.

I don't want to look at her. Yes. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Come on. All right, all right, all right. She go around the corner again, and then she holds, and she goes first place.

Bro, come on, please. Please. We're halfway? I know, I know, we're going to make it. I'm catching up again to her. Come on. Come on, this is my corner, right? I'm going around the corner, I mean to go faster.

Come on Yes Yes Yes Yes Second place No way we go all the way No way we go first place

No fucking way Oh Come on Oh my god, meagerer McQueen, Rydon, Ubership, Redmond Gold Ship, and then

Back in Ackon of race race For the last last in Why the Mijon Mac Queen, Two is Miho of Bullbon

Three-tacked Man Efe Fohm, Doh, Man First place I didn't know I was this good at the game

I didn't even know that wow you cheating again I know you trained her well I did that was easy so easy bronze Jesus Jesus look at that look how happy she is

top three in Kira show one turn Oh no So I can only have her do one thing Okay, I do the rainbow I rainbow her And then she goes Friendship training

We're out of control, boys Massive Skill points doesn't get skill points I think this is good right Standard distance Maybe we go with that Save, okay All right.

I only have to get third place. I only need third place. I think that if I'm doing a long race and I'm not set up for doing a long race, I should get my skill for doing long races. I think I should go with that. I have to think like a winner. You can do this.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna give her front. Okay. Late. Guys, late is D. Keep pace. Okay, all right, we're gonna keep pace.

We will keep pace, it's fine. Let's do it. It's time. All I have to do is get third place. It's time. The G-1. This is my biggest race I've ever been in. These are the big leagues, boys.

Ooh, these are the big leagues. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Classic Road's Choir chutech-tend You can do this. You can do this. I'm number two.

I'm number two. I'm number two. I'm number two. I'm number two. It's all I need to be. I only need to be number two. Okay. I'm number 15.

All right. All right. Come on. You need first? No, I don't. Okay. It's fine. It's fine.

She's gonna catch up. She's going to catch up. She's going to catch up. It's not a deal. It doesn't matter. Okay. All right. She's six.

Oh, I used. Oh, God. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, she's gaining on them.

She's actually gaining on them. And she's going to go around the corner. I mean, she goes faster. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Too early? No, no, no. No, it's fine.

It's fine. It's Jovert? No, it's not. No, it's not. You'll see. You'll see, she's going to pop off at the end. Okay. Come on. Come on. She hasn't altered yet. She holds at the end. If she holds in this match, we get first place. Well, she's actually, she's, uh, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe we don't. But like, still. Yes, see this is me? Fourth place now.

We got that corner right there. Look at that stupid bitch. Not even close. Come on. She's gaining on them. Bro, she's actually gaining on them. She's actually gaining. She's actually gaining.

Come on. Come on. Bro, bro, no way, no way it's about to happen. No way this shit's about to happen. Please, oh, please, please, please, please, oh. Wait, I don't even need to on first place. Oh shit! Oh shit!

Oh shit! Oh, my prolet's on. It's not a bit. Close. There it is. There it is. Wow. That's right.

That's right. That's right. Come on. Come on. You can do this. No, they're going faster. You're in third place. That's good.

That's good, we got third place. Alterly. No, it's okay. I think that's good, right? Good job. That's what I was supposed to do, right? That's insane! Next.

Top three boys. I have to be first place. I have to be first place. I have to be first place. Okay. All right, let's do the stamina. Okay. All right, let's do stamina.

Pace strategy. Okay, good. All right, we're going to do stamina again. We'll do double stamina. Yes, big fast. Big fast. Okay. And then we're going to go with

Uh, I think we go with power. Speed? Big fast. Okay, speed, let's go speed. Okay, good. Shit, her mood went down. Okay, I'm gonna rest. I'm gonna have a rest.

Oh, wait, she is, she is rainbow training. Nice. Okay, all right. Let's do it. I need more only fans. Okay, all right, I'm going to do this, then we're going to do another race. See that? Big Dick.

This one right here. This one right here. Easiest, it's so easy. Perfect, yes. Okay, let's go. And she's got pace at five. This is it. It's over.

Let's win. All right. Here we go. No front. No, because she has five. She has the five, the stat. Give her a carrot. No, speed kind of sucks.

It doesn't matter. I'm set up to win this. I'm number one. I'm number fucking one. See that? Fives are many pacer's in the race? I know. Hary-watered, solar-no-to-ocon

Tokyo race-jouye. Shira-Fijian. Shira-Feecheechus, 18-N-Mahmusme-Texe and Good, good, it doesn't matter, six place, so it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, like, we're like, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.

Okay, see, see, now I'm fast. Wait, why am I losing? Okay, I'm sixth place. Okay. Come on. Fourth place. Corner acceleration. I got that one.

Come on. Bro, she's actually just outrunning them. She just doesn't give a fuck. Oh my God. Rushed early? No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm first place.

It's over. It's over. I win. I told you. I told you all was going to happen. I knew this shit was. what's gonna happen. Let's go. That's right. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's, it's actually beyond. It's actually beyond it. Bro, it's not even a race. It's literally, it's not even a race anymore.

Wow. Wow. Wow. That's right. Man. Dude, they're not even in the frame. They're not even in the frame. Wow, smirping easy. That was such a fucking joke. Oh my God. Wow. First place again.

That was not even close. Bro, seven lengths behind me. I told you guys, like that was definitely the right decision. Wow. You really did it. Okay. Okay, we're gonna training her again for Stanina. Okay? Friendship training. Look how many that is. Okay, we're gonna training her again for Witt.

again? Okay, we'll do one more. We'll do one more. We'll do one more. Massive. Give me a minute. I think I'm ready for it. I'm gonna take it home right now. Let's get this bitch. Let's get this bitch. Pace, see that? I'm at nine. I'm ready. Everything is set up for me to win. Literally everything is set up for me to win. Literally everything is set up. Like, I actually don't think it's possible for me to lose this match. Look, see, they all have default skins almost. They're all lose. Oh, fuck.

Got this bitch again? Oh, no. Okay. Okay, that's me, that's me. That's me, that's me. I'm number four. No, number four. The gate has opened.

All right, All right, this is the big race, Sizabeth's not a big deal with, it's fine. This is the big race right here. No, no, no, no, no, you guys, you guys, you'll see, we'll see, you'll see, you'll see, don't worry about, don't worry about, don't worry about. Don't worry about it, see that, see that, now I'm fast, I'm fast, 7, 6, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, we'll get that. She's got that stamina, she, what, watch, what, what, what, what, what.

There's no way she's going to win. The stamina, see, look at my stamina, look at my stamina. Fourth place now. Look this, oh my god, bro. They don't even have a chance. It's over, it's over. Third place. Ooh!

Yes. You don't have to be third place, no, no, this isn't it. Come on, come on. Please, alt. Please, alt. Yes! Yes! Okay, come on. Come on.

Just hold the lead. Hold the lead. You've got this. You've got this. Oh, there it is. Wow Well, I don't think we can be stopped This is insane

Wow Man Amazing run so far We're actually going crazy First place in every fucking race This is insane Wow You should buy a horse?

Oh my God. All right. Man. Feels good, boys. Feels real good. Wow. That's crazy. That is crazy.

Man. What an easy game. And I'm number one, too. Jesus. This game sounds dumb, but the execution's good? Yeah, it is. Man. Easy.

game of my life. Wow. What do you think about this game not having much gameplay though? Uh, I mean, I feel like I'm playing the game. You really did it. You really did it. Nice. Okay. Entry criteria is met. I think we're going to give her recreation. Yeah, let's have her rest and then recreation. Yeah, because I could do this. But honestly, I think we need to have our rest and then recreation. Okay. See, now she's happy. Look how happy she is.

Nice. Wow. Oh, my God. Should I have her rest or do training? Train? Okay. Train for fast. Okay. All right, let's do it.

It's race day. Okay, big dig. I'm taking it all the way. I'm taking it all the way. It's summer? No, they said it's spring. They said it was spring. See, it says spring right there.

I have to be first place. I have to win this. I'm not wrong. Hello? Hey, um... Okay. It's time. You will not lose.

You will not lose. Okay. Pace at four? Your seventh favorite? No. No. No, this is it. This is where I win.

I have to get first place. It's time. You guys don't understand. You don't understand. Nobody understands, except for me. Watch. Yep. Oh shit, they're walking up.

Oh, fuck, shouldn't even have the default skins anymore? No one. Mejiro Lion, two-man-ninkio-Ri-Nchi-Mash-Borri-Refi-Chimboly-Refi-Mach-Much-N-C-W Okay. All right, all right, I have to be Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, don't worry about her. She's gonna get gassed out, it's not even gonna matter. It will not even matter.

This is the reason why I put two points into spring speed. This is a fuck, why are they, oh God, okay. Oh, okay. No, it's fine. I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I'm not worried. She's catching up. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, geez, she's got the corner. She got the corner, acceleration, right? Where's my corner acceleration? I thought I had corner acceleration. What about that?

Gorin's retard. Bro. Bro, I have to win this. I need to win this. Come on. Oh, her endurance? Wait, that's somebody else's fuck. Come on.

Come on. Okay, you have to, come on, come on. It's going around the corner. I should be going faster now, right? I have to hold. I need to alt. I need to old. Please.

Please, old. Please. This is the one that it matters the most in. More than any other race. You have to alt. No, no, no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. As long as I old, no, it matters.

Come on. We got that stamina. Oh, bro, she's getting gassed out. I need it, I need it, please, oh, please. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, come on, please. Dude, it has to be right now. It has to be right now, come on.

She's not using all right. She's not using it. She's not using it. She's not using old. She's not using old. Use the old. It's over, bro. She's not going to use it.

She's not going to use it. Hey M.O.m O'Brien, Superkney, original. SIPO, pro. KATHLEAN, KORN, GOROKKKKKKKT,

this is a big-goto Try it's a T.M.O. Opeg. Yeah. Yeah. Super Creek. Super Creek. Sancho-chuk, rice, shower. No, because I have a D on that.

Okay. No, because I have a D on that. Mejillo, McQueen. A little, a bit of a big-eemer-demeanor. No, because I have a D on that. Like, I have a D. Like I have a D, like there's no way.

There's no way. Like, it's not worth it. It's just not worth it, guys. Like, I could go with front. Let's go with front. Look at my skills. Okay, this will help me. Okay.

I have to do this. She needs to old. She has to alt. She has to old, guys. Front needs stamina. I gave her a lot. lot of stamina. It doesn't matter.

It's the same G1, Tenno, Chennoe, HAL. Now, Mejiro Lion. The second

Mbri, Rudolf. It's not matter. It's all about this last race. She ran out of stam last race.

She won't run out of stamina this time, because she's going to use her old it's going to take her through. Come on. Come on. She's not even Come on

Come on, please. Come on, please. Come on. She's not even getting the corner acceleration. She's not even getting the corner acceleration. I can do this. I'm actually building up power and momentum. I'm building up power and momentum.

Let's go. It's a lot of It's a deep It's a decent spot No, she's doing really well She's doing really well She's gonna be able to do this She can do this, it's fine

Here we go, watch, watch watch This is me. See, look at me, look at me, go. I'm 15. All I need to do is I need to old. If I old, I win. Corner acceleration. There it is. Let's go.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. She has to old. Please old. Please, old. Please, old. Come on. She's so far behind, bro.

So far behind. I don't think it even matters if she holds now. I don't know, like, she burn out. she burn out. That's what's going to go ahead. Light Tower. How much it's going to get it? Maybe it's going to hit a

time. That's what's right here. That's what can't come from, the final to come yet, right. The first corner,

the first to get the right Shara, Mezbo-Ryan, that's- strong, too-s-stin- -and-to- left two-ch-Sahua,

Rize-Sauer, RISC-Sauer, N-E-Rice-Sver, A-S-S-Sher, Look at least Nice Choir. Look, here's the thing's the thing. Look, here's the thing.

She did pretty well. She did pretty well. She did All things considered She did really well We made more progress with her this time Than we have in a long time She did well

Yep You need to use her as a legacy I don't know what that is Man Man I think we did pretty well though Read her Maybe I should

This is my first record See that? This is better than I've ever done before in my life. This is my best career ever. She did a good job. See that? And now I'm almost at level three hearts too. She's been a good horse? Yes, she has been.

Maxed out again. Absolutely insane. Out of fucking control. 10,000 points. Look at that. We are out of control. Nope, there it is. Of course.

Jesus. Jesus. Can I level her up again yet? Nope. Not yet. Soon. All right, guys. I got to take a break.

I got to take a break. I'll stop. Train only speed. Use Sakura at Basharan. I don't know what that is. I think we did really well that time. And she did well. I'm proud of her

and it could have been let's just say this it could have been a lot worse okay she did very good I think we did great anyway gentlemen

thank you all very much for watching I appreciate it and I'll be back on tomorrow so until next time boys Until next time, boys. Thank you all very much watching. And I'll see you then.

Bye, boys. Peace, see it.