Asmongold TV - There's no f**king way.. | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

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Wait, wait, he's in an airplane? Oh my god. He's in his own private, bro, he's in his own private jet playing POE 2, actually gaming. Well, this is what I said. It's like everybody, bro, people would, people would love to see Elon just go through the campaign, just play the game. This game is so good. Wait, I, bro, are you telling me that the richest dude in the world, Hat is requiring sub only chat?

Guys. This is shameless. Wow. Damn. I mean, that's how he got rich? I guess so, right? Don't reach by giving it away for free. You've seen the stock market?

He's trying to make up for the Tesla stock. Yeah, that's it. Oh, no, he's in the mud burrow. All right, all right, we're going to watch this. I'll move it up so you guys can see the health. He's tried, bro. he knows he knows he's about to go in on it so so you guys understand this is the first boss this is the first boss in peo e and it's actually kind of hard so he and i think ewan knows this right

because he's done his boss before so he's trained for it yeah and he's in a jet dragging items to sell it is what it is all right let's get it come on Is this live? Yes, this is live. Skidso! Oh god! He just popping off, right? Okay, alright, let's see it. Oh boy. No boots? We'll see what happens, right? I think he's gonna... I think he's gonna get God, man. I do.

I mean, you're... It's taking two hits to kill... Ah, I mean, maybe that that's decent, right? Okay. Let's see it. Is he playing inside SpaceX? He's on a jet. Wait! Why did you block out of all the people from the block? Why did he block the guy that said play Tesla? Or buy Tesla?

How do you block the only... Dude, because there's another guy spamming. It said the guy's name is Elon Musk sucks. Look, and he's doing it again! Okay, all right, all right, all right, here we go. Okay, here it comes. All right, let's see if he's gonna get it. it. That's good. That's good. He got out of it. Okay. Not so bad. Okay. Let's go with you on. Yeah. He's doing all right. Oh, bro. The ads are about to come out. Oh, boy. All right. All right. All right. Let's get it. Get that damage. No, he's getting hit. I don't know how the fuck he didn't get it by that. Okay. Good. I mean, the red thing didn't spawn on him. He got lucky there.

Ooh, that's the poison. Oh, God, oh God, bro. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bro, he not even half? Oh. Oh, no.

You got it. You got it. You got it. Move, move, move. Oh, he's getting low. He's getting real low. He's getting real low. Okay.

He got two flasks left, and he's already... Bro, just... Portal out. Literally just portal out. Just poured out. Just poured out. It's done. It's done. You know it's done. You know... bro. He's got this... No. Really? Oh my fucking God. He's got this? He does now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh fuck. Oh, bro. It is so done. It is so done. It is so. done oh god he's got two heels left uh never say never he's just use the bow again use the bow no he's gonna get poisoned if it makes him feel any better i died to that boss on my first time

as a warrior too okay it it's it's a little rough mistakes happen damn that's a lot of characters he's doing it again you're not picking a warrior though right oh he's going with a monk oh that's a good idea yep bro he didn't he didn't even mauled out kekius max you're gonna do it again god damn it won't really change much honestly tell him not to do hardcore now i they're taking his name oh fuck okay he's to man I feel like a monk is I feel like you've got a who's your favorite bro some guy says who's your favorite blue archive character no way he's about to reply to that okay it's about to say so I got to say I did tell you guys that it was going to be on that boss I knew it was going to

happen everybody knew you were right I was right Yep. You called it? Yeah, because I know what it's like the fight bro. Is he tilted? He's already healing he's oh man Oh no he's already going half health on three. Why doesn't he do dmd? Honestly, it's really entertaining for me to read the chat Like it's really funny. I doubt on that bus first time too? Yeah. No no no Guys I think he might actually yeah Oh, would like to buy your Eremus Gliskin for six Kedem. Oh, God. All right, here we go.

Jesus. Okay. Guys, I don't know what's going to happen here. He didn't use, he didn't put the skill on. Yeah. Okay. Please buy Blizzard and make Diablo great again. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is. Guys, I don't know if he's gonna get past the tutorial boss. I think that... Because, I mean, if I... Like, I know for me, like, if I died three times to act one, like, I don't know how he's still going with it, man. Like, I would be fucking furious. I would have quit.

The comments. You're a legend. You're a black spot in human... What? Can I have a job? I'm a fast learner. Shut the fuck. Fuck up. Okay, let me see. Can it go at higher? It's on auto with 7.20. Okay, all right.

Oh, God. Come on. Come on. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. There it is. That was pretty good. There's no way he dies to this, right? There's like zero percent chance. Where are you going? Bro. What are we doing? Oh, no. Come on. What do? He roaching out? Where's he going? He's trying to explore even more. He's like, okay, maybe I can get a little bit more experience, maybe. I bet he's probably thinking about like going right here. Let me see. You've got this, man. You've got it. Just kill him. He doesn't even do anything. The turbulence? Yeah. Uh-oh. Okay, you've got this. All right. Let me turn it up a little bit. Okay, you got it. Just, ah, he got hit. Oh, bro. Oh God, oh, god, oh boy, oh fuck. Okay, all right, all right, I think

That was a good one. That was a good one. That summons the ads He's gonna get hit because you're gonna off-screen What? He gonna get off-screen with the slam right here watch. I know how the game is You got it, you got it, you got it. You got it get it get it Get it Get it Oh he missed You gonna do the big attack

Ooh that's a lot It's over It's over That's it He's tapped He's tapped He's tapped That's it

He got one or two more heels Okay he got out of that That's really good There's more ads, more ads He has to kill the ads for Flash Fuck Never mind Okay, come on.

Love the Fiction. No, no, he got DC'd. No, no, bro. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Stream is not streaming F? Okay, yeah, he's... Hi, my love, bro. You gotta respect it. No, no, no.

Fiction lost. Now, I gotta tell you guys. I was right about the, I was right about the worm, and I was right about the tutorial boss. I can, bro, I can look at people and I know what they're going to do. I can just look at, because I look at the way that they move their mouths. I look at the way that they move, like, the way they make decisions, I can immediately tell if somebody's tilted. Because, like, I get so mad playing video games that I know what it's like, because I've done it so much. I've had to happen so much to me.

And so like, because if I see it happen to somebody else, I know, I know when it's happening. I know when it's fucking happening. You panic over mobs and the worm boss? Is this actually the end of it? You're in a plane? No, bro. He's in a storage facility. No way.

Did he actually refresh the stream? It's back. He's back. He's back. All right. All right. Okay. All right, here we go.

Wait. Man. Huh. Oh, man. Well, he has to play just... Oh, oh, oh, oh. We could have it. Wait a set.

Ho-up. Ho-up. Hold up. No way he's still going. No way after that bullshit. No way after that bullshit. shit, he's still going. I would be out of my fucking mind. Elon needs to play Schedule 1. No, he needs to play a witch. That's the problem.

See, he's playing this dog shit-ass class. Like, you just play a minion build, okay? Just play a fucking minion build. That's all you need to do. That's going to solve all your problems. You're not going to have any issues anymore. You don't need to worry about any mechanics. You don't need to pay attention to anything. Because here's the thing. I'm going to be real. that Elon doing these streams, like, yeah, people will meme on him getting killed. People will meme on him getting killed in Act 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's actually offline.

He's offline. Okay. People will meme on him, like, getting killed for sure. But ultimately, people will respect. They will respect him losing an Act 1 more than being number one on the leaderboard in solo self-found hardcore. if they feel like he's doing it legit in it for the love of the game. And I guarantee you, if he ever beats the Act 1 boss and Sol's self-found hardcore, people would think that was badass. Like, that would mean more to people than if he was number one on the leaderboard.

Is this the new game? No, no, this is POE 2. I honestly, I never realized, I feel like we should watch these more. Like, because I don't want to be like a negative about it, right? I mean, like, it's funny if he gets killed. I mean, for sure, it's going to be funny. That's a funny if anybody gets killed is funny. We watch that all the time.

But at the same time, like, I think it's cool to see him playing the game, like, legit, right? It's definitely cool to see. And I think a lot of people respect it.